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Random Similes (x 500)
Finding a job is like turning on a lamp...
Luck is like a camera...
Dying is like doing housework...
Reality is like a movie...
Dating is like making bread...
Knowledge is like a picnic in the park...
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
Falling in love is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Peace is like a lake...
Buying a house is like writing a to do list...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Learning is like opening a letter...
Fears are like chocolate...
Life is like a violin...
Getting married is like doing renovations...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Dying is like painting...
Becoming rich is like making spaghetti...
The truth is like a multi-choice quiz...
Finding a job is like taking medicine...
Love is like a spring day...
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
Freedom is like a bar of soap...
Running for office is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Pride is like a picnic in the park...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Crime is like a movie...
Falling in love is like changing a light bulb...
Failure is like a forest...
Buying a house is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Dating is like doing chores...
Defeat is like a beautiful song...
Luck is like a piano...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Getting married is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Redemption is like a multi-choice quiz...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Learning is like turning on a light-switch...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Learning is like eating bread...
Your success is like a mountain...
Running for office is like writing a job application...
Love is like an ocean...
Falling in love is like mowing the lawn...
Wisdom is like a party...
Dying is like brushing your teeth...
Having a child is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Romance is like a beautiful melody...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Death is like a guitar...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
Buying a house is like taking medicine...
Pride is like a multi-choice quiz...
Victory is like a lake...
Your fears are like spaghetti...
Sleep is like a beach...
Getting married is like going to the playground...
Dating is like doing the shopping...
Your ego is like a mountain...
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Your sorrow is like a good book...
Friendship is like a forest...
Your wisdom is like a bar of soap...
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Hope is like a beautiful song...
Buying a house is like opening a window...
Fear is like a camera...
Learning is like turning on a lamp...
Falling in love is like brushing your hair...
Anger is like an ocean...
Getting married is like fixing the TV...
Having a child is like taking medicine...
Poverty is like a picnic at the beach...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Dating is like lighting a candle...
Love is like a canvas...
Running for office is like writing a shopping list...
Imagination is like a forest...
Dying is like making toast...
Friendship is like a movie...
Buying a house is like turning on a light-switch...
Death is like a camera...
Mercy is like a party...
Getting married is like changing a light bulb...
Sadness is like a lake...
Learning is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
The truth is like a bar of soap...
Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Falling in love is like opening a letter...
Buying a house is like making bread...
Dating is like fixing the TV...
Running for office is like taking medicine...
Luck is like an autumn day...
Running for office is like brushing your hair...
Sleep is like a camera...
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Compassion is like a beautiful song...
Learning is like writing an I.O.U...
Pain is like a violin...
Becoming rich is like opening a bottle of wine...
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Dying is like going to the playground...
Death is like a beach...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Buying a house is like making a cake...
Wealth is like a lake...
Dying is like applying for a job...
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Compassion is like a good book...
Running for office is like changing your underwear...
Your ego is like a beautiful song...
Dating is like doing renovations...
Learning is like brushing your hair...
Friendship is like a river...
Anxiety is like a bar of soap...
Becoming rich is like turning on a faucet...
Happiness is like a winter's day...
Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...
Romance is like a mountain...
Finding a job is like lighting a fire...
Time is like a guitar...
Falling in love is like writing a job application...
Learning is like taking medicine...
Defeat is like a picnic at the beach...
Running for office is like opening a gate...
Wealth is like a forest...
Success is like a violin...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Becoming rich is like mowing the lawn...
Hope is like a camera...
Getting married is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Falling in love is like painting...
Failure is like a bar of soap...
Buying a house is like taking out the garbage...
Learning is like doing chores...
Having a child is like opening a gate...
Your success is like a beautiful melody...
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Dying is like making a salad...
Dating is like brushing your hair...
Hate is like a forest...
Time is like a mountain...
Finding a job is like applying for a job...
Your imagination is like a camera...
Getting married is like opening a gate...
Your motivation is like a beach...
Buying a house is like going to the playground...
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
Learning is like opening a bottle of wine...
Bravery is like an autumn day...
Dying is like turning on a lamp...
Your anger is like a beautiful song...
Your victory is like a picnic at the beach...
Finding a job is like writing a shopping list...
Power is like a canvas...
Wealth is like a violin...
Getting married is like brushing your hair...
Dating is like changing a light bulb...
Time is like a party...
Learning is like lighting a fire...
Running for office is like eating a sandwich...
Reality is like an ocean...
Motivation is like a bar of soap...
Buying a house is like gardening...
Finding a job is like opening a gate...
Sleep is like a mountain...
Dying is like doing renovations...
Your victory is like a beautiful melody...
Defeat is like a camera...
Romance is like a canvas...
Love is like a multi-choice quiz...
Time is like a beach...
Learning is like making spaghetti...
Life is like a movie...
Wealth is like a picnic at the beach...
Your anger is like a river...
Your opinion is like a winter's day...
Dating is like cooking...
Getting married is like turning on a lamp...
Mercy is like a mountain...
Your fears are like chocolate...
Victory is like a canvas...
Dying is like tidying your room...
Freedom is like a good book...
Your hopes are like chocolate...
Friendship is like a lake...
Becoming rich is like brushing your hair...
Courage is like a violin...
Life is like a multi-choice quiz...
Dating is like opening a letter...
Learning is like fixing a broken vase...
Your opinion is like a beautiful song...
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Knowledge is like a bar of soap...
Death is like a winter's day...
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Love is like a movie...
Luck is like a lake...
Dying is like taking medicine...
Falling in love is like turning on a lamp...
Pleasure is like a canvas...
Dating is like making cupcakes...
Romance is like a party...
Buying a house is like brushing your hair...
Finding a job is like writing a job application...
Having a child is like fixing a broken vase...
Mercy is like a picnic at the beach...
Life is like a camera...
Luck is like a multi-choice quiz...
Love is like a river...
Learning is like doing renovations...
Becoming rich is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Freedom is like a party...
Falling in love is like opening a gate...
Pain is like a beautiful song...
Death is like a mountain...
Running for office is like brushing your teeth...
Dating is like going to the playground...
Strength is like a book...
Buying a house is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Learning is like turning on a faucet...
Your anxiety is like a forest...
Finding a job is like opening a letter...
Sorrow is like a party...
Romance is like a bar of soap...
Dating is like eating a cake...
Pride is like a beautiful melody...
Getting married is like going to the beach...
Your sadness is like a river...
Finding a job is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Freedom is like a mountain...
Dating is like applying for a job...
Falling in love is like opening a door...
Life is like a picnic at the beach...
Becoming rich is like making a salad...
Pain is like a lake...
Getting married is like mowing the lawn...
Dying is like doing chores...
Finding a job is like brushing your hair...
Knowledge is like a multi-choice quiz...
Having a child is like going to the beach...
Friendship is like a canvas...
Running for office is like opening a letter...
Buying a house is like making toast...
Learning is like fixing a computer...
Life is like an autumn day...
Dating is like doing the laundry...
Failure is like a river...
Falling in love is like taking a bath...
Dating is like writing a shopping list...
Learning is like opening a gate...
Justice is like an ocean...
Running for office is like painting...
Finding a job is like tidying your room...
Death is like a party...
Success is like a beach...
Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...
Failure is like a multi-choice quiz...
Crime is like a violin...
Laughter is like an ocean...
Your forgiveness is like a guitar...
Running for office is like taking a bath...
Getting married is like writing a to do list...
Dying is like doing the dishes...
Having a child is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Peace is like a river...
Your anger is like a mountain...
Finding a job is like making a salad...
Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...
Falling in love is like taking out the garbage...
Success is like a picnic in the park...
Pleasure is like a piano...
Poverty is like a good book...
Learning is like doing the dishes...
Your victory is like a canvas...
Mercy is like an ocean...
Having a child is like lighting a fire...
Finding a job is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Love is like a forest...
Justice is like a picnic at the beach...
Defeat is like an autumn day...
Fear is like a violin...
Laughter is like a party...
Having a child is like fixing a computer...
Forgiveness is like a beautiful melody...
Running for office is like doing the dishes...
Falling in love is like lighting a fire...
Courage is like a mountain...
Romance is like a beach...
Defeat is like a guitar...
Bravery is like a camera...
Dying is like mowing the lawn...
Your ego is like a book...
Dating is like taking a bath...
Happiness is like a bar of soap...
Running for office is like going to the playground...
Pride is like a violin...
Learning is like eating a cake...
Hate is like a summer's day...
Compassion is like a canvas...
Friendship is like a mountain...
Becoming rich is like fixing a computer...
Peace is like a guitar...
Finding a job is like doing the shopping...
Getting married is like turning on a light-switch...
Redemption is like a violin...
Learning is like writing a to do list...
Wealth is like a book...
Freedom is like an ocean...
Running for office is like making spaghetti...
Victory is like a picnic in the park...
The truth is like a river...
Having a child is like lighting a candle...
Anger is like a canvas...
Falling in love is like doing chores...
Reality is like a party...
Dating is like opening a bottle of beer...
Love is like a beach...
Learning is like eating cupcakes...
Running for office is like fixing the TV...
Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...
Romance is like a forest...
Dying is like opening a door...
Forgiveness is like a picnic at the beach...
Your ego is like a violin...
Getting married is like doing housework...
Freedom is like a beautiful melody...
Falling in love is like going to the playground...
The truth is like a camera...
Finding a job is like opening a door...
Death is like a forest...
Buying a house is like turning on a faucet...
Your sorrow is like a movie...
Hate is like a book...
Your anger is like a violin...
Running for office is like fixing a computer...
Life is like a beautiful melody...
Falling in love is like tidying your room...
Becoming rich is like cooking...
Getting married is like doing the laundry...
Justice is like a camera...
Having a child is like writing a job application...
Love is like a guitar...
Dating is like going to the beach...
Sadness is like a mountain...
Learning is like applying for a job...
Running for office is like making a salad...
Death is like a canvas...
Dying is like turning on a radio...
Becoming rich is like fixing a broken vase...
Finding a job is like cooking...
Poverty is like a bar of soap...
Buying a house is like lighting a fire...
Luck is like a beautiful melody...
Power is like a good book...
Running for office is like doing chores...
Justice is like a piano...
Running for office is like writing a memo...
The truth is like a beach...
Dying is like turning on a light-switch...
Pride is like a bar of soap...
Your ego is like a picnic in the park...
Dating is like changing your underwear...
Falling in love is like brushing your teeth...
Despair is like a beautiful song...
Finding a job is like opening a bottle of wine...
Learning is like painting...
Sadness is like an ocean...
Getting married is like opening a gift...
Friendship is like a party...
Becoming rich is like tidying your room...
Your opinion is like a canvas...
Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Love is like a violin...
Finding a job is like brushing your teeth...
The truth is like a mountain...
Running for office is like opening a bottle of beer...
Death is like a lake...
Freedom is like a beach...
Buying a house is like taking a bath...
Patriotism is like a mountain...
Having a child is like turning on a lamp...
Victory is like a bar of soap...
Bravery is like a movie...
Falling in love is like fixing a broken vase...
Learning is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Sleep is like a beautiful melody...
Hate is like a piano...
Pleasure is like an ocean...
Buying a house is like opening a gate...
Becoming rich is like eating cupcakes...
Fear is like a picnic in the park...
Death is like a movie...
Life is like a mountain...
Getting married is like doing the dishes...
Finding a job is like taking a bath...
Dating is like turning on a lamp...
Falling in love is like writing a shopping list...
Having a child is like tidying your room...
Failure is like a beach...
Running for office is like eating spaghetti...
Your motivation is like a beautiful melody...
Dying is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Wealth is like a bar of soap...
Learning is like changing your underwear...
Finding a job is like gardening...
Life is like a lake...
Your strength is like a violin...
Dating is like brushing your teeth...
Freedom is like a book...
Getting married is like turning on a faucet...
Anxiety is like a guitar...
Dying is like making a sandwich...
Death is like a beautiful song...
Buying a house is like opening a gift...
Your grief is like a mountain...
Love is like a lake...
Finding a job is like taking out the garbage...
Learning is like turning on a radio...
Dating is like fixing a broken vase...
Dying is like eating bread...
Your victory is like a violin...
Getting married is like cooking...
Having a child is like doing the laundry...
Finding a job is like changing your underwear...
Becoming rich is like opening a gift...
Power is like an ocean...
Dating is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Crime is like a mountain...
Falling in love is like fixing the TV...
Your ego is like a beach...
Running for office is like doing housework...
Dying is like turning on a faucet...
Freedom is like a camera...
Getting married is like taking medicine...
Having a child is like mowing the lawn...
Failure is like an ocean...
Learning is like making bread...
Defeat is like a canvas...
Falling in love is like doing the dishes...
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Life is like a piano...
Romance is like a guitar...
Running for office is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Friendship is like a camera...
Luck is like a picnic in the park...
Learning is like eating a sandwich...
Grief is like a summer's day...
Falling in love is like taking medicine...
Failure is like a movie...
Power is like a beautiful song...
Dying is like lighting a fire...
Crime is like a camera...
Finding a job is like opening a gift...
The truth is like a lake...
Dating is like opening a bottle of wine...
Learning is like fixing the TV...
Falling in love is like turning on a faucet...
Hope is like a bar of soap...
Running for office is like gardening...
Getting married is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Dying is like taking a bath...
Reality is like a canvas...
Your ego is like a camera...
Buying a house is like fixing the TV...
Love is like a mountain...
Success is like a movie...
Getting married is like writing a shopping list...
Running for office is like doing the laundry...
Crime is like a beautiful melody...
Buying a house is like cooking...
The truth is like a violin...
Finding a job is like opening a window...
Dating is like making spaghetti...
Reality is like a camera...
Having a child is like writing a shopping list...
Justice is like a mountain...
Dying is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Courage is like a party...
Falling in love is like doing the shopping...
Getting married is like making spaghetti...
Getting married is like writing an I.O.U...
Your success is like a camera...
Your opinion is like a river...
Finding a job is like going to the playground...
Redemption is like a picnic in the park...
Falling in love is like lighting a candle...
Sadness is like an autumn day...
Getting married is like changing your underwear...
Defeat is like a lake...
Buying a house is like writing a shopping list...
Running for office is like doing renovations...
Becoming rich is like lighting a candle...
Having a child is like turning on a faucet...
Sleep is like a piano...

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