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Random Similes (x 500)
Redemption is like a mountain...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Dying is like writing a to do list...
Becoming rich is like opening a gate...
Friendship is like a party...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Finding a job is like lighting a fire...
Compassion is like a bar of soap...
Having a child is like making bread...
Wisdom is like a camera...
Your fears are like chocolate...
Dating is like fixing the TV...
Freedom is like a river...
Falling in love is like taking a bath...
Hope is like a violin...
Getting married is like brushing your teeth...
Luck is like a canvas...
Running for office is like opening a door...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Buying a house is like changing your underwear...
Mercy is like a multi-choice quiz...
Finding a job is like doing the laundry...
Life is like a piano...
Crime is like a picnic in the park...
Having a child is like applying for a job...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Knowledge is like a camera...
Dating is like making a sandwich...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Patriotism is like an ocean...
Becoming rich is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Friendship is like a forest...
Running for office is like tidying your room...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Finding a job is like taking medicine...
Time is like a summer's day...
Hopes are like chocolate...
The truth is like a mountain...
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
Bravery is like a beach...
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
Buying a house is like writing a shopping list...
Success is like a guitar...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Strength is like a movie...
Dating is like fixing a computer...
Becoming rich is like doing the dishes...
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Running for office is like taking medicine...
Falling in love is like applying for a job...
Romance is like a lake...
Getting married is like changing your underwear...
Life is like a forest...
Having a child is like brushing your hair...
Hope is like a beautiful song...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Learning is like turning on a lamp...
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Finding a job is like writing a job application...
Dying is like opening a door...
Fears are like chocolate...
Dating is like going to the beach...
Anger is like a piano...
Running for office is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Pain is like a picnic at the beach...
Falling in love is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Wealth is like a multi-choice quiz...
Life is like a camera...
Becoming rich is like brushing your hair...
Sleep is like a party...
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Love is like a movie...
Having a child is like eating a salad...
Forgiveness is like a river...
Dying is like cooking...
Running for office is like doing housework...
Justice is like a picnic in the park...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Crime is like a beautiful melody...
Your opinion is like a canvas...
Falling in love is like tidying your room...
Life is like a lake...
Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...
Redemption is like a beach...
Freedom is like a bar of soap...
Getting married is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Finding a job is like eating a sandwich...
Dating is like applying for a job...
Romance is like a piano...
Dying is like opening a bottle of beer...
Motivation is like a guitar...
Falling in love is like mowing the lawn...
Getting married is like turning on a radio...
Your wisdom is like a camera...
Running for office is like writing a memo...
Buying a house is like doing the shopping...
Fear is like a multi-choice quiz...
Getting married is like opening a door...
Having a child is like making a sandwich...
Death is like a beach...
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Power is like a beautiful song...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Knowledge is like a piano...
Having a child is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Life is like an ocean...
Falling in love is like changing a light bulb...
Bravery is like a picnic in the park...
Getting married is like doing the dishes...
Pride is like a violin...
Failure is like a forest...
Defeat is like a mountain...
Running for office is like turning on a light-switch...
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Dying is like opening a gate...
Freedom is like a piano...
Becoming rich is like eating toast...
Courage is like a beautiful melody...
Getting married is like doing chores...
Anger is like a movie...
Having a child is like opening a bottle of wine...
Your ego is like a canvas...
Romance is like a beach...
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Luck is like a piano...
Falling in love is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Dying is like making bread...
Death is like a party...
Running for office is like taking out the garbage...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Sleep is like a river...
Having a child is like tidying your room...
Learning is like doing the shopping...
Peace is like a guitar...
Getting married is like fixing a clogged toilet...
The truth is like a picnic at the beach...
Poverty is like a canvas...
Dying is like lighting a fire...
Buying a house is like turning on a radio...
Power is like a beach...
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Luck is like a violin...
Learning is like changing a light bulb...
Finding a job is like doing the dishes...
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Fear is like a mountain...
Strength is like a forest...
Becoming rich is like writing an I.O.U...
Dying is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Falling in love is like opening a gift...
Hope is like a book...
Having a child is like taking medicine...
Running for office is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Love is like a river...
Learning is like making cupcakes...
Pride is like a party...
Your ego is like a beautiful melody...
Dating is like writing a to do list...
Death is like a mountain...
Becoming rich is like doing chores...
Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...
Falling in love is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Failure is like a bar of soap...
Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...
Running for office is like writing a job application...
Love is like a camera...
Learning is like making a sandwich...
Success is like a mountain...
Having a child is like opening a window...
Redemption is like a book...
Becoming rich is like turning on a lamp...
Dating is like writing a memo...
Crime is like a lake...
Compassion is like a beautiful song...
Buying a house is like lighting a fire...
Having a child is like eating toast...
Motivation is like a violin...
Finding a job is like fixing the TV...
Failure is like a multi-choice quiz...
Running for office is like applying for a job...
Your strength is like a movie...
Becoming rich is like doing renovations...
Compassion is like a river...
Falling in love is like turning on a faucet...
Life is like a picnic in the park...
Pleasure is like a beautiful melody...
Buying a house is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Laughter is like a violin...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Finding a job is like writing a memo...
Defeat is like a book...
Having a child is like changing your underwear...
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
Your imagination is like an ocean...
Running for office is like opening a letter...
Wisdom is like a piano...
Dating is like making a cake...
Crime is like a beach...
Learning is like fixing a broken vase...
Freedom is like a picnic in the park...
Getting married is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Buying a house is like turning on a light-switch...
Your sorrow is like a mountain...
Dating is like taking medicine...
Laughter is like a summer's day...
Life is like a violin...
Getting married is like lighting a candle...
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
Running for office is like brushing your hair...
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Forgiveness is like a camera...
Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...
Your victory is like a canvas...
Time is like a lake...
Justice is like a piano...
Dating is like eating a salad...
Sleep is like an ocean...
Becoming rich is like writing a shopping list...
Romance is like a summer's day...
Wealth is like a guitar...
Patriotism is like a beautiful song...
Anxiety is like a mountain...
The truth is like a multi-choice quiz...
Falling in love is like gardening...
Fear is like a camera...
Dying is like doing the laundry...
Wisdom is like a lake...
Love is like a winter's day...
Dating is like writing an I.O.U...
Your fears are like spaghetti...
Learning is like taking medicine...
Power is like a canvas...
The truth is like a party...
Dying is like painting...
Getting married is like doing renovations...
Hope is like a mountain...
Dating is like eating a sandwich...
Fear is like a beautiful song...
Finding a job is like writing a to do list...
Romance is like a winter's day...
Your anger is like a bar of soap...
Friendship is like a canvas...
Becoming rich is like taking out the garbage...
Reality is like a mountain...
Getting married is like gardening...
Finding a job is like opening a gate...
Dying is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Poverty is like a river...
Death is like a beautiful melody...
Buying a house is like doing chores...
Dating is like lighting a candle...
Having a child is like mowing the lawn...
Becoming rich is like making cupcakes...
Learning is like applying for a job...
Power is like a camera...
Getting married is like opening a window...
Friendship is like a mountain...
Freedom is like a party...
Justice is like an ocean...
Dating is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Life is like a bar of soap...
Buying a house is like brushing your hair...
Dying is like doing the dishes...
Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...
Your ego is like a beach...
Getting married is like eating a sandwich...
Learning is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Your opinion is like a picnic in the park...
Patriotism is like a party...
Having a child is like writing a shopping list...
Fear is like a lake...
Dating is like going to the playground...
Strength is like a camera...
Becoming rich is like doing the laundry...
Sleep is like a canvas...
Running for office is like turning on a lamp...
Pride is like a beautiful song...
Dying is like taking medicine...
Victory is like a river...
Falling in love is like going to the fair...
Success is like a party...
Time is like a guitar...
Getting married is like brushing your hair...
Buying a house is like applying for a job...
Love is like an autumn day...
Dating is like opening a gate...
Grief is like a beach...
Despair is like a picnic in the park...
Mercy is like a canvas...
Running for office is like gardening...
Peace is like a lake...
Dying is like making spaghetti...
Failure is like a camera...
Life is like a mountain...
Love is like a guitar...
Friendship is like a bar of soap...
Freedom is like a picnic at the beach...
Wisdom is like an autumn day...
Running for office is like taking a bath...
Falling in love is like turning on a radio...
Death is like an ocean...
Dying is like lighting a candle...
Your hopes are like chocolate...
Luck is like a movie...
Finding a job is like doing chores...
Hope is like a forest...
Becoming rich is like eating cupcakes...
Getting married is like taking out the garbage...
Victory is like an ocean...
Bravery is like a beautiful song...
Your grief is like a camera...
Your ego is like a winter's day...
Learning is like brushing your hair...
Finding a job is like doing the shopping...
Sleep is like a forest...
Poverty is like a movie...
Falling in love is like eating toast...
Dying is like turning on a faucet...
Mercy is like a beautiful melody...
Buying a house is like cooking...
Your fear is like an autumn day...
Learning is like fixing the TV...
Becoming rich is like making toast...
Compassion is like a piano...
Luck is like a guitar...
Death is like a bar of soap...
Buying a house is like writing an I.O.U...
Romance is like a beautiful song...
Running for office is like going to the beach...
Your opinion is like a mountain...
Power is like an ocean...
Your anger is like a multi-choice quiz...
Becoming rich is like mowing the lawn...
Reality is like a beautiful melody...
Finding a job is like making bread...
Learning is like writing a memo...
Dating is like doing renovations...
Getting married is like painting...
Love is like a violin...
Running for office is like mowing the lawn...
Crime is like a beautiful song...
Your forgiveness is like a spring day...
Grief is like a guitar...
Dating is like opening a door...
Your ego is like a camera...
Freedom is like an ocean...
Wealth is like a party...
Finding a job is like making spaghetti...
Getting married is like cooking...
Love is like a forest...
Pride is like a mountain...
Knowledge is like a multi-choice quiz...
Having a child is like doing the dishes...
Running for office is like cooking...
Falling in love is like making cupcakes...
Your anger is like a picnic at the beach...
Dying is like opening a window...
Freedom is like a guitar...
Friendship is like a camera...
Wealth is like a bar of soap...
Finding a job is like tidying your room...
Dating is like doing housework...
Justice is like a beautiful song...
Running for office is like turning on a radio...
Patriotism is like a mountain...
Falling in love is like brushing your teeth...
Getting married is like changing a light bulb...
Learning is like writing a to do list...
Your anger is like a lake...
Becoming rich is like going to the fair...
Success is like a beach...
Freedom is like a movie...
Finding a job is like applying for a job...
Wealth is like a beautiful melody...
Falling in love is like turning on a light-switch...
Despair is like a multi-choice quiz...
Becoming rich is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Learning is like eating toast...
Hope is like a lake...
Buying a house is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Forgiveness is like a bar of soap...
Life is like a multi-choice quiz...
Time is like a beautiful song...
Your ego is like a picnic at the beach...
Freedom is like an autumn day...
Happiness is like a river...
Learning is like doing chores...
Pain is like a beach...
Courage is like a forest...
Falling in love is like opening a window...
Dying is like writing a shopping list...
Love is like a mountain...
Poverty is like a violin...
Getting married is like opening a bottle of wine...
Success is like a camera...
Wealth is like a movie...
Happiness is like a bar of soap...
Fear is like a good book...
Life is like a summer's day...
Your wisdom is like a lake...
Pride is like a beautiful melody...
Love is like a piano...
Falling in love is like writing a memo...
Dying is like making a cake...
Hate is like a multi-choice quiz...
Finding a job is like opening a door...
Having a child is like opening a bottle of beer...
Hope is like a camera...
Happiness is like a lake...
Learning is like doing the dishes...
Life is like a guitar...
Love is like a canvas...
Falling in love is like eating a sandwich...
Buying a house is like painting...
Bravery is like a mountain...
Becoming rich is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Learning is like writing a shopping list...
Your forgiveness is like a beautiful melody...
Finding a job is like turning on a radio...
Getting married is like going to the playground...
Sadness is like a beach...
Having a child is like doing the laundry...
Dying is like making a sandwich...
Reality is like a river...
Dating is like taking a bath...
Finding a job is like gardening...
Pleasure is like an ocean...
Getting married is like writing an I.O.U...
Wisdom is like a beautiful song...
Wealth is like an autumn day...
Hate is like a movie...
Dating is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Hope is like a river...
Happiness is like a picnic in the park...
Having a child is like writing a memo...
Your opinion is like a forest...
Pride is like a movie...
Friendship is like a beautiful melody...
Learning is like making bread...
Having a child is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Victory is like a mountain...
Getting married is like turning on a light-switch...
Wisdom is like a river...
Reality is like a camera...
Dating is like opening a letter...
Happiness is like a forest...
Falling in love is like taking out the garbage...
Victory is like a movie...
Death is like a canvas...
Finding a job is like opening a bottle of wine...
Getting married is like applying for a job...
Bravery is like a multi-choice quiz...
Love is like a beautiful song...
Becoming rich is like opening a gift...
Running for office is like writing a shopping list...
Your ego is like an ocean...
Hate is like a forest...
Getting married is like turning on a lamp...
Victory is like a book...
The truth is like a guitar...
Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Life is like a river...
Redemption is like a picnic at the beach...
Dating is like taking out the garbage...
Your happiness is like a movie...
Sorrow is like a bar of soap...
Dying is like fixing a broken vase...
Failure is like an ocean...
Running for office is like opening a gift...
Compassion is like a beautiful melody...
Buying a house is like going to the fair...
Poverty is like a party...
Defeat is like a beach...
Sadness is like a summer's day...
Finding a job is like doing renovations...
Time is like a bar of soap...
Becoming rich is like turning on a radio...
Peace is like a picnic at the beach...
Your forgiveness is like a party...
Your success is like a canvas...
Getting married is like tidying your room...
Luck is like a forest...
Love is like a picnic in the park...
Falling in love is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Your anger is like a movie...
Knowledge is like a bar of soap...
Buying a house is like eating bread...
Poverty is like a guitar...
Falling in love is like brushing your hair...
Romance is like an ocean...
Becoming rich is like taking medicine...
Sadness is like a lake...
Having a child is like changing a light bulb...
Failure is like a party...
Falling in love is like doing the dishes...
Patriotism is like a beautiful melody...
Learning is like making a salad...
Wealth is like a camera...
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