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Wisdom is like a movie...

Buying a house is like making cupcakes...

Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of beer...

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Poverty is like a beach...

Dying is like writing a to do list...

The truth is like a picnic at the beach...

Falling in love is like lighting a fire...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Getting married is like brushing your teeth...

Time is like a camera...

Running for office is like fixing a computer...

Courage is like a canvas...

Dating is like turning on a light-switch...

Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Learning is like eating cupcakes...

Mercy is like a forest...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Defeat is like a summer's day...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Life is like a piano...

Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...

Falling in love is like fixing a computer...

Fears are like chocolate...

Freedom is like a mountain...

Buying a house is like changing a light bulb...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Love is like a river...

Getting married is like turning on a radio...

Friendship is like a good book...

Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Knowledge is like a canvas...

Death is like a camera...

Finding a job is like taking out the garbage...

Forgiveness is like a piano...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Luck is like a multi-choice quiz...

Your fears are like chocolate...

Running for office is like fixing the TV...

Fear is like a lake...

Learning is like eating toast...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Romance is like an ocean...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Life is like a mountain...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Your ego is like a forest...

Buying a house is like tidying your room...

Pride is like a winter's day...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Death is like a beach...

Becoming rich is like going to the playground...

The truth is like a camera...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Pleasure is like a guitar...

Dying is like turning on a lamp...

Running for office is like drinking a bottle of beer...

Anger is like a lake...

Getting married is like opening a letter...

Friendship is like a beautiful melody...

Dating is like doing chores...

Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Finding a job is like fixing a computer...

Time is like a violin...

Failure is like a winter's day...

Freedom is like a canvas...

Becoming rich is like making a cake...

Having a child is like tidying your room...

Defeat is like a movie...

Running for office is like turning on a radio...

Anxiety is like a guitar...

Learning is like taking a bath...

Your fears are like marshmallows...

Getting married is like fixing a computer...

Death is like a beautiful melody...

Falling in love is like writing a job application...

Love is like a winter's day...

Dying is like opening a gate...

Reality is like a mountain...

Having a child is like doing the dishes...

Mercy is like a piano...

Becoming rich is like cooking...

Friendship is like a lake...

Dating is like changing a light bulb...

Buying a house is like taking out the garbage...

Sadness is like a beautiful melody...

Getting married is like fixing a broken vase...

Running for office is like going to the beach...

Pride is like a multi-choice quiz...

Dying is like brushing your hair...

Your fear is like a forest...

Finding a job is like eating spaghetti...

Falling in love is like writing a to do list...

Death is like a lake...

Dating is like turning on a radio...

Getting married is like doing the shopping...

Having a child is like lighting a fire...

Imagination is like a bar of soap...

Dying is like changing a light bulb...

Running for office is like applying for a job...

Dying is like taking a bath...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Finding a job is like making a sandwich...

Romance is like an autumn day...

Defeat is like a river...

Love is like a picnic in the park...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Getting married is like opening a window...

Fear is like a canvas...

Dating is like fixing a computer...

Failure is like a beach...

Pain is like an ocean...

Buying a house is like brushing your hair...

Your ego is like a violin...

Finding a job is like lighting a fire...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Laughter is like a beautiful melody...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Running for office is like making toast...

Your imagination is like a camera...

Having a child is like writing a job application...

Dating is like opening a window...

Learning is like taking out the garbage...

Poverty is like a book...

Falling in love is like turning on a light-switch...

Wealth is like a mountain...

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

Buying a house is like doing the shopping...

Laughter is like a guitar...

Sorrow is like a bar of soap...

Becoming rich is like writing an I.O.U...

Redemption is like a camera...

Running for office is like lighting a fire...

Sleep is like a movie...

Learning is like opening a window...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Crime is like an ocean...

Dying is like eating a sandwich...

Your wisdom is like a good book...

Failure is like a mountain...

Falling in love is like doing renovations...

Friendship is like a forest...

Having a child is like going to the beach...

Romance is like a beach...

Love is like a camera...

Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of beer...

Life is like a guitar...

Finding a job is like opening a gate...

Getting married is like taking a bath...

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

Learning is like making a cake...

Your ego is like a picnic at the beach...

Having a child is like writing a shopping list...

Pain is like a river...

Dying is like doing renovations...

Dating is like mowing the lawn...

Bravery is like a multi-choice quiz...

Running for office is like cooking...

Anger is like a movie...

Getting married is like eating cupcakes...

Your ego is like a piano...

Finding a job is like opening a letter...

Forgiveness is like a violin...

Time is like a forest...

Dying is like turning on a radio...

Running for office is like writing an I.O.U...

Having a child is like taking out the garbage...

Buying a house is like fixing a broken vase...

Life is like a party...

Falling in love is like eating cupcakes...

Mercy is like a beautiful song...

Dating is like doing renovations...

Defeat is like a mountain...

Getting married is like changing a light bulb...

Learning is like turning on a lamp...

Pride is like a forest...

Dying is like writing a memo...

Becoming rich is like tidying your room...

Friendship is like a river...

Finding a job is like taking medicine...

Romance is like a beautiful song...

Running for office is like opening a door...

Success is like a multi-choice quiz...

Falling in love is like doing the dishes...

Love is like an ocean...

Getting married is like lighting a fire...

Motivation is like a mountain...

Failure is like a violin...

Justice is like a canvas...

Bravery is like a party...

Running for office is like making a cake...

Finding a job is like turning on a radio...

Poverty is like a bar of soap...

Dating is like opening a gift...

Pain is like a picnic in the park...

Buying a house is like changing your underwear...

Life is like a beach...

Learning is like doing the shopping...

Hate is like a book...

Dying is like mowing the lawn...

Motivation is like a river...

Running for office is like opening a gift...

Falling in love is like brushing your teeth...

Getting married is like turning on a lamp...

Buying a house is like taking medicine...

Hope is like a book...

Learning is like doing the dishes...

Fear is like an autumn day...

Becoming rich is like opening a bottle of beer...

Finding a job is like fixing a broken vase...

Anxiety is like a party...

Time is like a picnic at the beach...

Falling in love is like turning on a faucet...

Forgiveness is like a mountain...

Dating is like taking a bath...

Getting married is like writing a memo...

Luck is like a piano...

Becoming rich is like eating spaghetti...

Your motivation is like a beach...

Strength is like a bar of soap...

Failure is like a lake...

Success is like a party...

The truth is like a movie...

Falling in love is like lighting a candle...

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

Becoming rich is like writing a job application...

Dying is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Friendship is like an autumn day...

Forgiveness is like a beautiful song...

Hate is like a violin...

Hope is like a forest...

Your opinion is like an ocean...

Love is like a lake...

Romance is like a picnic in the park...

Falling in love is like doing chores...

Power is like a mountain...

Dying is like applying for a job...

Success is like a beautiful melody...

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

Life is like a movie...

Finding a job is like brushing your teeth...

Sleep is like a party...

Running for office is like writing a to do list...

Buying a house is like opening a letter...

Motivation is like a multi-choice quiz...

Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Falling in love is like mowing the lawn...

Getting married is like opening a bottle of beer...

Pain is like a camera...

Freedom is like a beach...

Dating is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Pride is like a bar of soap...

Death is like a violin...

Your motivation is like a lake...

Having a child is like changing a light bulb...

Wisdom is like an ocean...

Romance is like a forest...

Dying is like doing the shopping...

Failure is like a multi-choice quiz...

Dating is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Fear is like a picnic in the park...

Your dreams are like chocolate...

Falling in love is like changing your underwear...

Getting married is like taking medicine...

Your pleasure is like a guitar...

Finding a job is like eating cupcakes...

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

Wealth is like a canvas...

Learning is like turning on a faucet...

Dying is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Friendship is like a party...

Having a child is like opening a letter...

Despair is like a beach...

Getting married is like going to the fair...

Your ego is like a summer's day...

Bravery is like an ocean...

Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Life is like a camera...

Wealth is like a bar of soap...

Learning is like writing a job application...

Becoming rich is like lighting a fire...

Victory is like a good book...

Buying a house is like turning on a radio...

Imagination is like a picnic in the park...

Falling in love is like tidying your room...

Life is like a spring day...

Finding a job is like writing a shopping list...

Getting married is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Pain is like a beach...

Patriotism is like a mountain...

Dating is like doing the dishes...

Buying a house is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Becoming rich is like taking out the garbage...

Your ego is like a bar of soap...

Learning is like tidying your room...

Hate is like a camera...

Finding a job is like writing a memo...

Falling in love is like fixing the TV...

Life is like a good book...

Anger is like an ocean...

Forgiveness is like a canvas...

Freedom is like a violin...

Learning is like eating a salad...

Sorrow is like a mountain...

Hope is like a beautiful melody...

Running for office is like taking out the garbage...

Grief is like a bar of soap...

Wealth is like a piano...

Having a child is like doing the laundry...

Knowledge is like a camera...

Dating is like lighting a candle...

The truth is like a beach...

Becoming rich is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Reality is like a picnic in the park...

Learning is like eating a sandwich...

Courage is like a mountain...

Getting married is like changing your underwear...

Your ego is like an ocean...

Having a child is like brushing your hair...

Despair is like a book...

Defeat is like a lake...

Dating is like turning on a lamp...

Life is like a violin...

Poverty is like a picnic in the park...

Fear is like a mountain...

Compassion is like a party...

Getting married is like opening a bottle of wine...

Bravery is like a beautiful song...

Hate is like a movie...

Knowledge is like a piano...

Dating is like doing the shopping...

Sleep is like a book...

Dying is like turning on a faucet...

Falling in love is like writing a shopping list...

Crime is like a camera...

Buying a house is like going to the playground...

Peace is like a violin...

Learning is like changing your underwear...

Getting married is like opening a gate...

Strength is like a winter's day...

Pain is like a guitar...

Becoming rich is like writing a memo...

The truth is like a mountain...

Dating is like brushing your hair...

Getting married is like making toast...

Death is like a forest...

Finding a job is like fixing the TV...

Patriotism is like a beautiful melody...

Wealth is like a book...

Finding a job is like writing an I.O.U...

Grief is like a picnic in the park...

Friendship is like a spring day...

Dating is like applying for a job...

Freedom is like a river...

Dying is like opening a bottle of wine...

Hate is like a party...

Learning is like taking medicine...

Becoming rich is like turning on a radio...

Success is like an ocean...

Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...

Dating is like making toast...

Your opinion is like a canvas...

Finding a job is like writing a to do list...

Dying is like brushing your teeth...

Luck is like a spring day...

Running for office is like turning on a light-switch...

Patriotism is like a camera...

Learning is like mowing the lawn...

Buying a house is like doing housework...

Hate is like a mountain...

Falling in love is like opening a door...

Love is like a bar of soap...

Becoming rich is like eating a salad...

Bravery is like a canvas...

Dying is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Fear is like a summer's day...

Running for office is like tidying your room...

Courage is like a picnic at the beach...

Finding a job is like opening a window...

Hope is like a canvas...

Becoming rich is like doing the dishes...

Luck is like a bar of soap...

Buying a house is like turning on a light-switch...

Failure is like a beautiful melody...

Sadness is like a guitar...

Love is like a good book...

Bravery is like a lake...

Wisdom is like a picnic in the park...

Patriotism is like a spring day...

Your pride is like a multi-choice quiz...

Having a child is like turning on a light-switch...

Finding a job is like doing renovations...

Dating is like lighting a fire...

Sleep is like a beautiful song...

Buying a house is like fixing a computer...

Defeat is like a picnic in the park...

Knowledge is like a mountain...

Running for office is like doing the shopping...

Becoming rich is like opening a gift...

Courage is like a piano...

Peace is like a beautiful melody...

Buying a house is like writing a to do list...

Dying is like fixing a computer...

Imagination is like a guitar...

Finding a job is like taking a bath...

Running for office is like doing the laundry...

Getting married is like gardening...

Dating is like writing a to do list...

Love is like a beach...

Learning is like eating a cake...

Happiness is like a movie...

Having a child is like drinking a bottle of wine...

Falling in love is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Freedom is like a camera...

Poverty is like a river...

Finding a job is like tidying your room...

Bravery is like a picnic in the park...

Buying a house is like taking a bath...

Despair is like an autumn day...

Falling in love is like applying for a job...

Luck is like a good book...

Mercy is like a mountain...

Wealth is like a party...

Bravery is like a forest...

Having a child is like opening a bottle of beer...

Running for office is like making bread...

Pride is like a beautiful melody...

Falling in love is like going to the beach...

Finding a job is like opening a door...

Getting married is like writing an I.O.U...

Sadness is like a camera...

Buying a house is like doing renovations...

Learning is like lighting a candle...

Having a child is like turning on a faucet...

Love is like a canvas...

Dating is like opening a gate...

Despair is like a lake...

Happiness is like a river...

Finding a job is like eating a sandwich...

Becoming rich is like taking a bath...

Failure is like a piano...

Death is like a book...

Getting married is like doing housework...

Your hopes are like chocolate...

Crime is like a canvas...

Victory is like a river...

Laughter is like a beach...

Having a child is like going to the playground...

Defeat is like a violin...

Finding a job is like eating bread...

Your anger is like a movie...

Dating is like opening a door...

Courage is like a good book...

Getting married is like writing a to do list...

Wisdom is like a spring day...

Fear is like a forest...

The truth is like a piano...

Sadness is like a movie...

Learning is like opening a door...

Your ego is like a river...

Dying is like writing a shopping list...

Romance is like a canvas...

Love is like a forest...

Becoming rich is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

Death is like a beautiful song...

Dating is like taking medicine...

Your success is like a camera...

Strength is like a river...

Learning is like making bread...

Love is like a summer's day...

Having a child is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Running for office is like turning on a lamp...

Buying a house is like fixing the TV...

Pride is like a book...

Dying is like gardening...

Finding a job is like eating toast...

Pain is like a summer's day...

Learning is like writing an I.O.U...

Defeat is like a beach...

Sadness is like a bar of soap...

Your opinion is like a party...

Dying is like lighting a fire...

Finding a job is like making spaghetti...

Victory is like a mountain...

Peace is like a forest...

Having a child is like taking a bath...

Wisdom is like a camera...

Freedom is like a summer's day...

Wealth is like a violin...

Pain is like a mountain...

Falling in love is like brushing your hair...

Having a child is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Success is like a movie...

Crime is like a lake...

Patriotism is like a canvas...

Finding a job is like writing a job application...

Getting married is like turning on a light-switch...

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