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Random Similes (x 500)
Hate is like a beautiful melody...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Running for office is like opening a gift...
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Life is like a beach...
Fears are like chocolate...
Falling in love is like eating cupcakes...
Dating is like mowing the lawn...
Death is like a camera...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Buying a house is like taking medicine...
Grief is like a lake...
Learning is like fixing the TV...
Your anxiety is like a picnic in the park...
Dying is like writing an I.O.U...
Getting married is like opening a bottle of beer...
Finding a job is like turning on a radio...
Luck is like a movie...
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Knowledge is like a spring day...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Forgiveness is like a camera...
Your pain is like a piano...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Anger is like a violin...
Learning is like doing chores...
Victory is like a forest...
Power is like a lake...
Dying is like lighting a fire...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Having a child is like opening a letter...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Getting married is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Sorrow is like a picnic in the park...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Running for office is like turning on a light-switch...
Becoming rich is like mowing the lawn...
Life is like a multi-choice quiz...
Buying a house is like doing the dishes...
Friendship is like a bar of soap...
Your hopes are like chocolate...
Falling in love is like making a cake...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Learning is like changing your underwear...
Dying is like opening a gift...
Defeat is like a beach...
Getting married is like going to the beach...
Knowledge is like a violin...
Running for office is like turning on a lamp...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Finding a job is like opening a bottle of wine...
Dating is like writing a shopping list...
Your ego is like a book...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Buying a house is like eating a sandwich...
Freedom is like a piano...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Life is like a river...
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
Learning is like fixing a computer...
Crime is like an autumn day...
Becoming rich is like opening a window...
Friendship is like an ocean...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Courage is like a forest...
Getting married is like turning on a lamp...
Death is like a beautiful melody...
Running for office is like applying for a job...
Your ego is like a camera...
Dating is like writing a to do list...
Victory is like a bar of soap...
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Learning is like opening a bottle of beer...
Buying a house is like doing the shopping...
Despair is like an autumn day...
Dying is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Hope is like a beach...
Becoming rich is like eating bread...
Redemption is like a guitar...
Finding a job is like changing a light bulb...
Getting married is like cooking...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Running for office is like writing a job application...
Anger is like a canvas...
Your sorrow is like a beautiful song...
Learning is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Victory is like a camera...
Buying a house is like fixing a broken vase...
Your ego is like a bar of soap...
Love is like a mountain...
Dating is like making a cake...
Peace is like a guitar...
Anxiety is like a movie...
Dying is like opening a window...
Hate is like a river...
Failure is like a good book...
Your fears are like chocolate...
Learning is like doing the shopping...
Despair is like a party...
Becoming rich is like gardening...
Having a child is like opening a bottle of wine...
Dating is like taking out the garbage...
Wealth is like a picnic at the beach...
Luck is like a camera...
Running for office is like turning on a faucet...
Your ego is like a mountain...
Courage is like a book...
Dying is like doing the dishes...
Freedom is like a guitar...
Forgiveness is like a beautiful song...
Getting married is like making spaghetti...
Defeat is like a picnic in the park...
Dating is like going to the playground...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Life is like a party...
Having a child is like writing a shopping list...
Running for office is like brushing your teeth...
Reality is like a forest...
Dying is like tidying your room...
Finding a job is like doing housework...
Luck is like a lake...
Becoming rich is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Buying a house is like lighting a fire...
Your opinion is like an ocean...
Freedom is like a river...
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Life is like a picnic at the beach...
Dying is like applying for a job...
Poverty is like a multi-choice quiz...
Redemption is like a bar of soap...
Running for office is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Finding a job is like fixing a broken vase...
Death is like a beach...
Having a child is like turning on a faucet...
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...
Learning is like opening a bottle of wine...
Friendship is like a lake...
Love is like an ocean...
Becoming rich is like eating spaghetti...
Success is like a mountain...
Falling in love is like writing an I.O.U...
Luck is like a book...
Dating is like taking a bath...
Running for office is like doing chores...
Life is like a canvas...
Buying a house is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Death is like a spring day...
Love is like a multi-choice quiz...
Pride is like a picnic in the park...
Having a child is like eating toast...
Falling in love is like opening a bottle of beer...
Pleasure is like a river...
Freedom is like a violin...
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Sleep is like a guitar...
Dating is like applying for a job...
Victory is like a mountain...
Redemption is like a forest...
Success is like a canvas...
Learning is like making bread...
Getting married is like fixing a computer...
Dying is like doing housework...
Peace is like a piano...
Falling in love is like turning on a lamp...
Pain is like a picnic at the beach...
Luck is like a bar of soap...
Your ego is like a forest...
Failure is like a mountain...
Learning is like brushing your hair...
Dying is like writing a memo...
Crime is like a movie...
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Buying a house is like opening a gift...
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Running for office is like fixing a broken vase...
Power is like a summer's day...
Falling in love is like turning on a radio...
Compassion is like a lake...
Getting married is like mowing the lawn...
Becoming rich is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Dating is like making cupcakes...
Sleep is like a beach...
Buying a house is like writing a to do list...
Learning is like fixing a broken vase...
Running for office is like changing your underwear...
Finding a job is like doing the shopping...
Forgiveness is like a guitar...
Buying a house is like opening a letter...
Crime is like a lake...
Dating is like making a sandwich...
Friendship is like a picnic in the park...
Falling in love is like turning on a light-switch...
Motivation is like a book...
Running for office is like writing an I.O.U...
Sleep is like a party...
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Finding a job is like brushing your teeth...
Love is like a river...
Finding a job is like eating spaghetti...
Dating is like fixing a computer...
Courage is like a camera...
Anger is like a guitar...
Friendship is like a mountain...
Buying a house is like opening a door...
Hope is like a piano...
Your opinion is like a beach...
Learning is like writing an I.O.U...
Sleep is like a book...
Finding a job is like fixing the TV...
Laughter is like a beautiful melody...
Getting married is like taking out the garbage...
Wealth is like a canvas...
Your ego is like an autumn day...
Dating is like eating spaghetti...
Becoming rich is like opening a door...
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
Death is like a violin...
Defeat is like a beautiful song...
Your anxiety is like an ocean...
Having a child is like turning on a radio...
Falling in love is like brushing your hair...
Forgiveness is like a canvas...
Crime is like a good book...
Running for office is like opening a letter...
Buying a house is like eating spaghetti...
Learning is like tidying your room...
Wisdom is like a violin...
Falling in love is like fixing the TV...
Your ego is like a lake...
Love is like a camera...
Finding a job is like doing the laundry...
Power is like a movie...
Luck is like a beach...
Becoming rich is like opening a gift...
Running for office is like making a cake...
Compassion is like a beautiful melody...
Learning is like writing a job application...
Sadness is like a picnic in the park...
Freedom is like a camera...
Finding a job is like applying for a job...
Falling in love is like doing the laundry...
Anxiety is like a canvas...
Wealth is like a guitar...
Success is like a multi-choice quiz...
Buying a house is like opening a gate...
Your redemption is like a violin...
Getting married is like writing a memo...
Friendship is like a party...
Becoming rich is like eating a cake...
Love is like a book...
Compassion is like a picnic in the park...
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
Justice is like a lake...
Death is like a piano...
Buying a house is like fixing the TV...
Time is like a guitar...
Dying is like opening a door...
Life is like a mountain...
Pain is like a camera...
Failure is like a party...
Getting married is like writing an I.O.U...
Having a child is like eating bread...
Success is like a beautiful song...
Becoming rich is like doing the shopping...
Fear is like a beach...
Your ego is like a summer's day...
Your fears are like spaghetti...
Freedom is like a bar of soap...
Anger is like a forest...
Getting married is like making a cake...
Mercy is like a party...
Strength is like a multi-choice quiz...
Falling in love is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Pain is like a guitar...
Learning is like turning on a lamp...
The truth is like a violin...
Dating is like opening a gift...
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
Time is like a mountain...
Buying a house is like tidying your room...
Imagination is like a picnic in the park...
Getting married is like making cupcakes...
Success is like a camera...
Falling in love is like mowing the lawn...
Failure is like a violin...
Pleasure is like a beautiful song...
Pride is like a piano...
Having a child is like brushing your teeth...
Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Luck is like a picnic in the park...
Learning is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Dying is like turning on a radio...
Becoming rich is like doing housework...
Dating is like opening a gate...
Finding a job is like brushing your hair...
Your despair is like a good book...
Buying a house is like taking a bath...
Learning is like going to the fair...
Freedom is like a movie...
Running for office is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Love is like a piano...
Having a child is like fixing the TV...
Getting married is like making bread...
Pleasure is like a beautiful melody...
Dating is like turning on a light-switch...
Dying is like going to the beach...
Grief is like a beach...
Learning is like doing housework...
Falling in love is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Forgiveness is like a book...
Freedom is like a canvas...
Running for office is like writing a shopping list...
Getting married is like changing a light bulb...
Finding a job is like opening a door...
Life is like a beautiful melody...
Power is like a camera...
The truth is like a movie...
Your wisdom is like a winter's day...
Dating is like going to the fair...
Fear is like a forest...
Compassion is like a picnic at the beach...
Running for office is like writing a memo...
Having a child is like mowing the lawn...
Friendship is like a beach...
Love is like a party...
Reality is like a good book...
Dying is like turning on a lamp...
Becoming rich is like applying for a job...
Crime is like a camera...
Finding a job is like taking medicine...
Power is like a mountain...
Getting married is like tidying your room...
Pride is like a picnic at the beach...
Learning is like eating a salad...
Wealth is like a river...
Dating is like writing an I.O.U...
Your forgiveness is like a beautiful song...
Finding a job is like lighting a fire...
Having a child is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Your opinion is like a spring day...
Fear is like a mountain...
Dying is like making cupcakes...
Life is like a violin...
Buying a house is like painting...
Your pride is like a bar of soap...
Happiness is like an ocean...
Finding a job is like opening a bottle of beer...
Becoming rich is like doing the dishes...
Falling in love is like going to the beach...
Romance is like a beautiful song...
Mercy is like a violin...
Buying a house is like lighting a candle...
Dying is like taking a bath...
Having a child is like turning on a light-switch...
Becoming rich is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Learning is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Your opinion is like a canvas...
Finding a job is like doing chores...
Dating is like brushing your teeth...
Pleasure is like a piano...
Crime is like a forest...
Romance is like a beach...
Death is like a bar of soap...
Dating is like doing the laundry...
Falling in love is like opening a gate...
Having a child is like taking a bath...
Wisdom is like a piano...
Imagination is like a river...
Life is like a camera...
Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...
Friendship is like a guitar...
Hope is like a canvas...
Running for office is like doing housework...
Mercy is like a beautiful melody...
Love is like a violin...
Dying is like turning on a faucet...
Having a child is like going to the fair...
The truth is like a river...
Getting married is like opening a window...
Learning is like changing a light bulb...
Finding a job is like cooking...
Falling in love is like fixing a broken vase...
Imagination is like a lake...
Laughter is like a picnic in the park...
Dating is like making a salad...
Running for office is like turning on a radio...
Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Becoming rich is like brushing your hair...
Learning is like doing renovations...
Having a child is like going to the playground...
Defeat is like a mountain...
Falling in love is like taking medicine...
Finding a job is like writing a job application...
Freedom is like a lake...
Getting married is like eating a cake...
Your pride is like a multi-choice quiz...
Luck is like a guitar...
Victory is like a picnic in the park...
Dying is like brushing your hair...
Falling in love is like going to the playground...
Crime is like a beautiful song...
Having a child is like fixing a computer...
Becoming rich is like opening a bottle of wine...
Anger is like a mountain...
Romance is like a picnic at the beach...
Pleasure is like an ocean...
Dying is like opening a letter...
Despair is like a lake...
Getting married is like doing the dishes...
Running for office is like brushing your hair...
Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...
Buying a house is like eating a salad...
Your sadness is like a beach...
Dying is like opening a gate...
Your sorrow is like a picnic in the park...
Becoming rich is like writing a shopping list...
Running for office is like taking medicine...
Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Your opinion is like a guitar...
Having a child is like opening a gift...
Friendship is like a good book...
Buying a house is like changing a light bulb...
Finding a job is like taking a bath...
Reality is like a piano...
Dating is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Success is like an ocean...
Patriotism is like a beach...
Your ego is like a violin...
Finding a job is like changing your underwear...
Friendship is like a canvas...
Time is like a multi-choice quiz...
Love is like a picnic in the park...
Running for office is like going to the beach...
The truth is like a spring day...
Dating is like lighting a candle...
Sorrow is like a beautiful melody...
Bravery is like a violin...
Falling in love is like opening a letter...
Dying is like doing the laundry...
Sleep is like a mountain...
Laughter is like a bar of soap...
Victory is like a movie...
Justice is like a river...
Friendship is like a piano...
Poverty is like a book...
Having a child is like making toast...
Love is like a forest...
Dying is like opening a bottle of beer...
Courage is like a canvas...
Falling in love is like writing a job application...
Crime is like a guitar...
Wealth is like an ocean...
Buying a house is like doing the laundry...
Dating is like eating a sandwich...
Finding a job is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Becoming rich is like turning on a lamp...
Compassion is like a winter's day...
Falling in love is like opening a window...
Running for office is like doing the laundry...
Luck is like a beautiful song...
Buying a house is like changing your underwear...
Having a child is like writing a to do list...
Getting married is like making a sandwich...
Falling in love is like lighting a candle...
Dating is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Dying is like fixing a broken vase...
Friendship is like a camera...
Having a child is like opening a window...
Life is like a forest...
Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...
Death is like a guitar...
Finding a job is like writing a shopping list...
Forgiveness is like a bar of soap...
Getting married is like going to the playground...
Dying is like fixing the TV...
Running for office is like eating a salad...
Luck is like an ocean...
Dating is like doing chores...
Reality is like a mountain...
Learning is like opening a door...
Having a child is like gardening...
Time is like a piano...
Finding a job is like writing an I.O.U...
Buying a house is like doing chores...
Hope is like a bar of soap...
Reality is like a party...
Your happiness is like a camera...
Learning is like taking a bath...
Compassion is like a violin...
Falling in love is like changing a light bulb...
Getting married is like turning on a faucet...
Having a child is like doing renovations...
Sleep is like an ocean...
Becoming rich is like lighting a candle...
Buying a house is like fixing a computer...
Defeat is like a river...
Dying is like cooking...
Mercy is like an autumn day...
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