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Random Similes (x 500)
Dreams are like chocolate...
Having a child is like turning on a faucet...
Time is like a picnic at the beach...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Luck is like an ocean...
Dying is like doing housework...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Life is like a river...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Defeat is like a canvas...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Learning is like eating toast...
Friendship is like a violin...
Death is like a forest...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Falling in love is like applying for a job...
Anger is like a camera...
Dating is like tidying your room...
Justice is like a beautiful melody...
Running for office is like doing renovations...
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
Having a child is like changing your underwear...
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
Pain is like a piano...
Dying is like going to the fair...
Friendship is like a mountain...
Fears are like chocolate...
Dying is like eating a salad...
Mercy is like a multi-choice quiz...
Buying a house is like taking a bath...
Redemption is like a picnic at the beach...
Falling in love is like fixing the TV...
Happiness is like a river...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Finding a job is like writing an I.O.U...
Defeat is like a camera...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Having a child is like applying for a job...
Sleep is like a mountain...
Dating is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Dying is like eating spaghetti...
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Learning is like tidying your room...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Falling in love is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Buying a house is like going to the playground...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Death is like a piano...
Freedom is like a party...
Running for office is like opening a door...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Failure is like a lake...
Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...
Getting married is like fixing a broken vase...
Success is like a beautiful song...
Luck is like a river...
Dying is like making a sandwich...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Dating is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Courage is like a mountain...
Falling in love is like tidying your room...
Romance is like a multi-choice quiz...
Buying a house is like opening a door...
Your ego is like a camera...
Fear is like a book...
Becoming rich is like doing the laundry...
Wisdom is like a summer's day...
Getting married is like turning on a light-switch...
Poverty is like a guitar...
Dying is like writing a memo...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Pride is like a picnic at the beach...
Learning is like taking medicine...
Pleasure is like a mountain...
Success is like a movie...
Dating is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Wisdom is like a lake...
Becoming rich is like applying for a job...
Romance is like a spring day...
Crime is like a piano...
Running for office is like turning on a radio...
Love is like a party...
Falling in love is like lighting a fire...
Patriotism is like a movie...
Pride is like a mountain...
Finding a job is like eating spaghetti...
Hope is like a camera...
Learning is like brushing your teeth...
Dying is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Falling in love is like writing an I.O.U...
Having a child is like doing chores...
Running for office is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Love is like a book...
Your hopes are like chocolate...
Hope is like a forest...
Getting married is like applying for a job...
Fear is like a mountain...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Dying is like turning on a faucet...
Imagination is like a movie...
Buying a house is like opening a gift...
Freedom is like a river...
Learning is like doing housework...
Running for office is like eating a cake...
Finding a job is like taking out the garbage...
Hope is like a beautiful melody...
Dating is like going to the playground...
Friendship is like a guitar...
Buying a house is like writing a memo...
Romance is like a piano...
Becoming rich is like making a sandwich...
Strength is like a mountain...
Dying is like doing the laundry...
Life is like a movie...
Getting married is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Learning is like opening a letter...
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Death is like a book...
Running for office is like fixing a broken vase...
Your ego is like a forest...
Wisdom is like a piano...
Dating is like taking out the garbage...
Your fears are like spaghetti...
Life is like a beautiful melody...
Victory is like a camera...
Learning is like eating a salad...
Bravery is like a river...
Getting married is like changing your underwear...
Redemption is like a guitar...
Becoming rich is like opening a letter...
Pride is like a book...
Anxiety is like a forest...
Finding a job is like doing chores...
Sadness is like a picnic in the park...
Buying a house is like fixing a computer...
Friendship is like a canvas...
Learning is like mowing the lawn...
Falling in love is like writing a job application...
Pain is like a camera...
Life is like a violin...
Fear is like a piano...
Having a child is like eating bread...
Love is like a beach...
Running for office is like turning on a light-switch...
Luck is like a spring day...
Becoming rich is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Death is like a party...
Dating is like doing the shopping...
Success is like a lake...
Your ego is like a violin...
Buying a house is like changing your underwear...
Having a child is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Life is like an autumn day...
Learning is like applying for a job...
Your anger is like a movie...
Freedom is like a picnic in the park...
Dating is like eating a cake...
Falling in love is like going to the fair...
Crime is like a beach...
Hate is like a camera...
Running for office is like doing housework...
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Your grief is like a guitar...
Dying is like turning on a radio...
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
Poverty is like a good book...
Compassion is like a mountain...
Love is like a multi-choice quiz...
Dating is like applying for a job...
Your motivation is like a camera...
Getting married is like opening a door...
Death is like a guitar...
Running for office is like eating a sandwich...
Becoming rich is like fixing a broken vase...
Failure is like a movie...
Falling in love is like mowing the lawn...
Bravery is like a beautiful song...
Having a child is like opening a window...
Love is like a forest...
Time is like a canvas...
Getting married is like opening a bottle of beer...
Friendship is like a summer's day...
Finding a job is like making bread...
Buying a house is like gardening...
Falling in love is like doing chores...
Running for office is like taking a bath...
Dating is like writing a job application...
Peace is like a multi-choice quiz...
Becoming rich is like turning on a lamp...
Failure is like a guitar...
Despair is like a movie...
Getting married is like tidying your room...
Dying is like fixing the TV...
Learning is like brushing your hair...
Your success is like a piano...
Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...
Anxiety is like a picnic at the beach...
Dating is like opening a gift...
Justice is like a party...
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Running for office is like turning on a faucet...
Reality is like a movie...
Becoming rich is like lighting a candle...
Your ego is like a beach...
Dying is like taking a bath...
Finding a job is like writing a job application...
Your sadness is like a book...
Falling in love is like fixing a computer...
Luck is like a picnic in the park...
Getting married is like doing chores...
Power is like a party...
Having a child is like making a cake...
Compassion is like a piano...
Buying a house is like lighting a fire...
Victory is like a movie...
Becoming rich is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Forgiveness is like an ocean...
Finding a job is like brushing your teeth...
Life is like a beautiful song...
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Defeat is like a forest...
Your ego is like a bar of soap...
Dating is like going to the beach...
Dying is like fixing a computer...
Time is like a picnic in the park...
Peace is like a mountain...
Running for office is like mowing the lawn...
Getting married is like opening a gift...
Failure is like a beautiful song...
Patriotism is like a book...
Learning is like doing the dishes...
The truth is like a camera...
Success is like a river...
Dating is like fixing a broken vase...
Getting married is like making spaghetti...
Death is like a picnic in the park...
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Your ego is like a beautiful melody...
Finding a job is like writing a to do list...
Sleep is like a good book...
Buying a house is like lighting a candle...
Learning is like turning on a radio...
Romance is like a lake...
Hate is like a movie...
Dying is like brushing your teeth...
Defeat is like a beautiful melody...
Having a child is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Falling in love is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Sadness is like a mountain...
Finding a job is like tidying your room...
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Becoming rich is like writing a job application...
Bravery is like a camera...
Buying a house is like eating a sandwich...
Anxiety is like a piano...
Getting married is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Your ego is like a lake...
Failure is like a canvas...
Dying is like fixing a broken vase...
Justice is like a winter's day...
Finding a job is like writing a shopping list...
Life is like a party...
Buying a house is like doing the shopping...
Time is like a good book...
Getting married is like making toast...
Death is like a beautiful melody...
Freedom is like a mountain...
Learning is like opening a window...
Courage is like a multi-choice quiz...
Becoming rich is like going to the playground...
Forgiveness is like a camera...
Running for office is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Failure is like a beach...
Your fears are like chocolate...
Finding a job is like turning on a lamp...
Poverty is like a lake...
Dating is like fixing a computer...
The truth is like a mountain...
Buying a house is like writing a to do list...
Despair is like a violin...
Dying is like brushing your hair...
Your wisdom is like a picnic at the beach...
Your fear is like a multi-choice quiz...
Friendship is like a bar of soap...
Courage is like a piano...
Finding a job is like taking a bath...
Happiness is like a mountain...
Learning is like fixing the TV...
Dating is like doing the dishes...
Your opinion is like a lake...
Becoming rich is like writing a to do list...
Falling in love is like gardening...
Your wisdom is like a violin...
Getting married is like eating a salad...
Buying a house is like turning on a radio...
Peace is like a canvas...
Dying is like taking medicine...
Anger is like a movie...
Your ego is like a party...
Having a child is like going to the playground...
Life is like a piano...
Defeat is like a guitar...
Luck is like a mountain...
Getting married is like brushing your hair...
Romance is like a beautiful song...
Learning is like taking out the garbage...
Peace is like a good book...
Falling in love is like opening a bottle of beer...
Pleasure is like a violin...
Dating is like cooking...
Victory is like a multi-choice quiz...
Dying is like applying for a job...
Justice is like a spring day...
Learning is like making spaghetti...
Fear is like a movie...
Your anger is like a mountain...
Life is like a lake...
Becoming rich is like taking medicine...
Happiness is like a picnic in the park...
Running for office is like making a sandwich...
Romance is like a guitar...
Dying is like writing a to do list...
Death is like a bar of soap...
Getting married is like mowing the lawn...
Despair is like a good book...
Dating is like doing housework...
Victory is like a mountain...
Finding a job is like fixing a broken vase...
Wealth is like a guitar...
Buying a house is like turning on a lamp...
Pride is like a movie...
Getting married is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Love is like a lake...
Your opinion is like a camera...
Dying is like going to the playground...
Running for office is like writing a job application...
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
Wealth is like a multi-choice quiz...
Dating is like eating cupcakes...
Forgiveness is like a beautiful song...
Romance is like an ocean...
Your sadness is like a picnic in the park...
Love is like a mountain...
Becoming rich is like lighting a fire...
Getting married is like taking out the garbage...
Having a child is like going to the fair...
Mercy is like a guitar...
Finding a job is like doing the laundry...
Power is like a beautiful melody...
Falling in love is like opening a gate...
Learning is like making toast...
Luck is like a forest...
Buying a house is like turning on a light-switch...
Anxiety is like a party...
Getting married is like fixing the TV...
Victory is like a winter's day...
Learning is like eating spaghetti...
Failure is like a mountain...
Death is like a violin...
Getting married is like changing a light bulb...
Romance is like a canvas...
Dying is like opening a window...
Friendship is like a beautiful melody...
Running for office is like lighting a candle...
Freedom is like a beach...
The truth is like a picnic at the beach...
Fear is like a camera...
Your ego is like a mountain...
Buying a house is like doing the laundry...
Finding a job is like changing a light bulb...
Wealth is like a lake...
Patriotism is like a good book...
Dating is like writing an I.O.U...
Hope is like a violin...
Love is like a bar of soap...
Running for office is like taking medicine...
Learning is like turning on a light-switch...
Fear is like a picnic at the beach...
Power is like a mountain...
Bravery is like a lake...
Death is like a good book...
Your sadness is like a river...
Your motivation is like a bar of soap...
Dating is like writing a to do list...
Sorrow is like a beautiful melody...
Courage is like a beach...
Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...
Failure is like a camera...
Learning is like turning on a faucet...
Wealth is like an ocean...
Dying is like opening a gift...
Death is like a spring day...
Getting married is like writing a shopping list...
Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Your pride is like a lake...
Dating is like brushing your teeth...
Anger is like a multi-choice quiz...
Becoming rich is like doing renovations...
Dying is like mowing the lawn...
Running for office is like opening a letter...
Sorrow is like a party...
Dating is like making spaghetti...
Friendship is like a picnic in the park...
Having a child is like fixing a broken vase...
Becoming rich is like mowing the lawn...
Buying a house is like taking out the garbage...
Poverty is like a multi-choice quiz...
Falling in love is like writing a memo...
Pride is like a guitar...
Love is like an autumn day...
Fear is like a violin...
Dating is like doing the laundry...
Death is like a multi-choice quiz...
Buying a house is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Friendship is like a lake...
Falling in love is like turning on a faucet...
Mercy is like a forest...
Getting married is like fixing a computer...
Running for office is like writing a shopping list...
Hope is like an ocean...
The truth is like a beautiful melody...
Reality is like a picnic at the beach...
Having a child is like opening a door...
Sleep is like a camera...
Finding a job is like doing the shopping...
Redemption is like a river...
Falling in love is like painting...
Poverty is like a movie...
Learning is like changing a light bulb...
Getting married is like making a cake...
Freedom is like an ocean...
Pain is like a canvas...
Running for office is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Love is like a picnic in the park...
Hope is like a lake...
Hate is like a beach...
Dating is like writing a shopping list...
Romance is like a violin...
Freedom is like a multi-choice quiz...
Falling in love is like taking out the garbage...
Love is like a picnic at the beach...
Finding a job is like making a salad...
Death is like an ocean...
Success is like a summer's day...
Becoming rich is like opening a door...
The truth is like a violin...
Power is like a guitar...
Falling in love is like making a sandwich...
Justice is like a beautiful song...
Learning is like fixing a broken vase...
Motivation is like a picnic at the beach...
Grief is like a forest...
Running for office is like changing your underwear...
Having a child is like cooking...
Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Time is like a beach...
Sleep is like a violin...
Pride is like a multi-choice quiz...
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Your despair is like a beautiful melody...
Falling in love is like doing renovations...
Pain is like a picnic in the park...
Learning is like opening a door...
Sadness is like a river...
Dating is like making cupcakes...
Running for office is like tidying your room...
Pain is like an ocean...
Life is like a picnic in the park...
Your ego is like a summer's day...
Wisdom is like a river...
The truth is like a piano...
Death is like a mountain...
Running for office is like cooking...
Justice is like a movie...
Learning is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Reality is like a beautiful song...
Freedom is like a piano...
Love is like a canvas...
Buying a house is like opening a gate...
Becoming rich is like doing housework...
Luck is like a book...
Getting married is like opening a bottle of wine...
Time is like a bar of soap...
Your ego is like a river...
Sadness is like a camera...
Death is like a picnic at the beach...
Friendship is like a beautiful song...
Finding a job is like eating a sandwich...
Dating is like taking a bath...
Power is like a beach...
Getting married is like opening a window...
Having a child is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Hope is like a picnic in the park...
Fear is like a party...
Falling in love is like eating toast...
Running for office is like doing the laundry...
Bravery is like a beautiful melody...

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