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Random Similes (x 500)
Fears are like chocolate...
Wisdom is like a good book...
Falling in love is like opening a window...
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Finding a job is like doing the shopping...
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Freedom is like a forest...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Dying is like turning on a lamp...
Death is like a winter's day...
Getting married is like tidying your room...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Learning is like fixing a broken vase...
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Having a child is like writing a memo...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Failure is like a canvas...
Running for office is like applying for a job...
Hope is like a lake...
Wealth is like a good book...
Getting married is like taking a bath...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Falling in love is like making a sandwich...
Knowledge is like an ocean...
Getting married is like doing the shopping...
Love is like a mountain...
Dating is like brushing your teeth...
Life is like a party...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Defeat is like a guitar...
Success is like a beach...
Running for office is like fixing a computer...
Becoming rich is like going to the beach...
Pleasure is like a piano...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Dying is like applying for a job...
Sleep is like a spring day...
Finding a job is like making a cake...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Love is like a beautiful melody...
Crime is like a forest...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Buying a house is like opening a bottle of beer...
Your ego is like a bar of soap...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Getting married is like turning on a faucet...
Death is like a lake...
Learning is like writing a job application...
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
Falling in love is like doing the dishes...
Freedom is like a river...
Victory is like a picnic in the park...
Becoming rich is like lighting a candle...
Finding a job is like changing your underwear...
Luck is like a camera...
Dating is like fixing the TV...
Sadness is like a bar of soap...
Dying is like opening a gift...
Learning is like tidying your room...
Having a child is like eating toast...
Death is like a beautiful melody...
Buying a house is like opening a bottle of wine...
Friendship is like a river...
Falling in love is like mowing the lawn...
Becoming rich is like taking medicine...
Love is like a canvas...
Finding a job is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Your pain is like a camera...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Fear is like a guitar...
Getting married is like opening a window...
Luck is like a picnic in the park...
The truth is like a bar of soap...
Buying a house is like going to the beach...
Wisdom is like a winter's day...
Learning is like turning on a radio...
Defeat is like a party...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Victory is like a violin...
Finding a job is like applying for a job...
Your ego is like a mountain...
Having a child is like making spaghetti...
Dying is like doing the dishes...
Failure is like a piano...
Getting married is like taking out the garbage...
Love is like a movie...
Falling in love is like turning on a lamp...
Poverty is like a canvas...
Buying a house is like writing a to do list...
Sleep is like a picnic at the beach...
Running for office is like brushing your teeth...
Friendship is like a lake...
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Bravery is like a beautiful song...
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Redemption is like a camera...
Power is like a violin...
Reality is like a guitar...
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Becoming rich is like doing the shopping...
Freedom is like a mountain...
Hate is like a beach...
Dying is like turning on a light-switch...
Wisdom is like a multi-choice quiz...
Friendship is like a canvas...
Getting married is like mowing the lawn...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Grief is like a picnic in the park...
Buying a house is like making a salad...
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Dating is like writing a to do list...
Laughter is like a good book...
Hope is like a movie...
Running for office is like taking medicine...
Dying is like doing renovations...
Success is like a mountain...
Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...
Anger is like an ocean...
Failure is like a violin...
Falling in love is like opening a gift...
Love is like a camera...
Friendship is like a piano...
Life is like a forest...
Getting married is like eating bread...
Pleasure is like a guitar...
Buying a house is like doing chores...
Despair is like a book...
Your ego is like a lake...
Learning is like turning on a lamp...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Death is like a picnic in the park...
Becoming rich is like opening a bottle of beer...
Love is like a river...
Running for office is like eating a salad...
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Fear is like an ocean...
Life is like a canvas...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Finding a job is like fixing a computer...
Luck is like a bar of soap...
Dating is like opening a letter...
Pain is like a violin...
Having a child is like going to the beach...
Power is like a beach...
Dying is like changing your underwear...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Imagination is like a river...
Getting married is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Hope is like a mountain...
Falling in love is like turning on a radio...
Pride is like a summer's day...
Your hopes are like chocolate...
Learning is like taking out the garbage...
Love is like a book...
Running for office is like writing a to do list...
Wisdom is like an ocean...
Your ego is like a picnic in the park...
Failure is like a party...
Dying is like mowing the lawn...
Hate is like a beautiful song...
Poverty is like a lake...
Death is like a violin...
Dating is like writing an I.O.U...
Running for office is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Learning is like brushing your hair...
Becoming rich is like fixing a broken vase...
Sleep is like a camera...
Buying a house is like opening a gift...
Love is like a guitar...
Crime is like a party...
Success is like a forest...
Getting married is like applying for a job...
Having a child is like brushing your hair...
Freedom is like a book...
Dying is like tidying your room...
Hate is like a multi-choice quiz...
Failure is like a river...
Learning is like doing the dishes...
Life is like a beach...
Running for office is like fixing the TV...
Finding a job is like opening a bottle of beer...
Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...
Your ego is like a guitar...
Getting married is like eating cupcakes...
Patriotism is like a beautiful song...
Dying is like opening a gate...
Reality is like a mountain...
Dating is like taking medicine...
Motivation is like a piano...
Falling in love is like changing your underwear...
Learning is like fixing the TV...
Bravery is like a camera...
Having a child is like writing a to do list...
Your anger is like a picnic in the park...
Your wisdom is like a bar of soap...
Getting married is like eating a cake...
Love is like a violin...
Peace is like a spring day...
Pleasure is like a beautiful melody...
Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...
Crime is like a multi-choice quiz...
Learning is like turning on a faucet...
Friendship is like a mountain...
Hope is like a camera...
Finding a job is like doing housework...
Your fears are like spaghetti...
Poverty is like a bar of soap...
Dying is like brushing your teeth...
Hate is like a good book...
Becoming rich is like painting...
Love is like a piano...
Bravery is like a party...
Romance is like a picnic at the beach...
Getting married is like making bread...
Finding a job is like doing chores...
Life is like a movie...
Compassion is like a multi-choice quiz...
Dying is like taking out the garbage...
Dating is like fixing a broken vase...
Hate is like a lake...
Buying a house is like lighting a candle...
Patriotism is like a spring day...
Romance is like a camera...
Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...
Sadness is like a good book...
Getting married is like doing housework...
Your wisdom is like an ocean...
Learning is like going to the playground...
Falling in love is like applying for a job...
Dying is like taking a bath...
Compassion is like a forest...
Patriotism is like a mountain...
Buying a house is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Finding a job is like painting...
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
Dating is like doing the dishes...
Death is like a river...
Getting married is like turning on a lamp...
Friendship is like a beautiful song...
Romance is like an ocean...
Becoming rich is like writing an I.O.U...
Your opinion is like an autumn day...
Buying a house is like taking medicine...
Luck is like a piano...
Having a child is like opening a gate...
Failure is like a beach...
Dying is like making bread...
Freedom is like a camera...
Running for office is like turning on a light-switch...
Getting married is like fixing a computer...
Your happiness is like a canvas...
Dating is like writing a shopping list...
Life is like a multi-choice quiz...
Time is like a beautiful song...
Learning is like opening a window...
Sadness is like an ocean...
Finding a job is like taking out the garbage...
Having a child is like eating bread...
Freedom is like a canvas...
Running for office is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Happiness is like a piano...
Becoming rich is like opening a bottle of wine...
Getting married is like lighting a candle...
Your fears are like chocolate...
Buying a house is like doing housework...
Your ego is like a violin...
Finding a job is like taking a bath...
Life is like a mountain...
Victory is like a multi-choice quiz...
Falling in love is like turning on a faucet...
Fear is like a party...
Romance is like a beach...
Dating is like opening a gate...
Pride is like a picnic at the beach...
Time is like a movie...
Finding a job is like taking medicine...
Strength is like a guitar...
Buying a house is like making toast...
Falling in love is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Romance is like a mountain...
Running for office is like going to the playground...
Dating is like turning on a light-switch...
Having a child is like lighting a candle...
Grief is like a river...
Dying is like doing the laundry...
Fear is like a forest...
Getting married is like writing a memo...
Pleasure is like a summer's day...
Finding a job is like making cupcakes...
Compassion is like an ocean...
Friendship is like a bar of soap...
Pride is like a guitar...
Running for office is like turning on a faucet...
Your ego is like a picnic at the beach...
Having a child is like tidying your room...
Time is like a beautiful melody...
Learning is like opening a bottle of wine...
Finding a job is like opening a gate...
Wealth is like a mountain...
Friendship is like an ocean...
Sleep is like a multi-choice quiz...
Grief is like a beautiful song...
Forgiveness is like an autumn day...
Learning is like writing an I.O.U...
Poverty is like a piano...
Falling in love is like doing chores...
Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Becoming rich is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Dating is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Freedom is like a beautiful song...
Having a child is like brushing your teeth...
Defeat is like a mountain...
Death is like a movie...
Learning is like writing a shopping list...
Finding a job is like fixing the TV...
Life is like a book...
Freedom is like a lake...
Buying a house is like making spaghetti...
Love is like an autumn day...
Forgiveness is like a river...
Having a child is like going to the fair...
Wisdom is like a camera...
Falling in love is like taking medicine...
Defeat is like an ocean...
Death is like a beach...
Victory is like a bar of soap...
Reality is like a lake...
Buying a house is like turning on a light-switch...
Your anger is like a multi-choice quiz...
Success is like a party...
Learning is like going to the fair...
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Hope is like a canvas...
Pleasure is like a bar of soap...
Falling in love is like eating cupcakes...
Death is like a mountain...
Love is like a summer's day...
Learning is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Forgiveness is like a party...
Dating is like changing your underwear...
Sleep is like a lake...
Running for office is like opening a gate...
Victory is like a camera...
Getting married is like doing the laundry...
Becoming rich is like going to the fair...
Luck is like a guitar...
Life is like a bar of soap...
Romance is like a violin...
Sleep is like a good book...
Your ego is like a movie...
Your pride is like a party...
Getting married is like gardening...
Death is like a canvas...
Dying is like eating a salad...
Becoming rich is like doing renovations...
Anger is like a mountain...
Time is like a multi-choice quiz...
Forgiveness is like a good book...
Having a child is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Peace is like a guitar...
Becoming rich is like turning on a light-switch...
Defeat is like a lake...
Dating is like doing the shopping...
Life is like an ocean...
Running for office is like eating a sandwich...
Learning is like taking a bath...
Motivation is like a mountain...
Romance is like a winter's day...
Becoming rich is like brushing your hair...
Victory is like a good book...
Grief is like a beautiful melody...
Dating is like mowing the lawn...
Your ego is like a canvas...
Dying is like changing a light bulb...
Death is like an ocean...
Failure is like a lake...
Freedom is like a beach...
Getting married is like opening a gate...
Your sorrow is like a camera...
Finding a job is like eating a cake...
Pain is like a winter's day...
Buying a house is like taking out the garbage...
Dying is like lighting a candle...
Success is like a guitar...
Friendship is like a forest...
Dating is like opening a bottle of wine...
Learning is like mowing the lawn...
Your victory is like a camera...
Peace is like a picnic at the beach...
Strength is like a violin...
Finding a job is like turning on a faucet...
Having a child is like writing a job application...
Sadness is like a mountain...
Dating is like making a cake...
Romance is like a guitar...
Buying a house is like fixing a computer...
Love is like a picnic in the park...
Despair is like a forest...
Success is like a multi-choice quiz...
Reality is like a camera...
Buying a house is like doing the laundry...
Defeat is like a river...
Learning is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Your forgiveness is like a beach...
Becoming rich is like making a sandwich...
Wisdom is like a guitar...
Dating is like opening a window...
Reality is like a multi-choice quiz...
Falling in love is like taking a bath...
Sleep is like a movie...
Dying is like doing chores...
Sorrow is like a beautiful melody...
Becoming rich is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Having a child is like lighting a fire...
Forgiveness is like an ocean...
Dating is like making a sandwich...
Pleasure is like a lake...
Success is like a canvas...
Falling in love is like brushing your hair...
Buying a house is like turning on a faucet...
Sadness is like a violin...
Sorrow is like an autumn day...
Crime is like a picnic in the park...
Life is like a lake...
Finding a job is like brushing your hair...
Learning is like opening a letter...
Having a child is like taking a bath...
Sleep is like a guitar...
Dating is like doing housework...
Romance is like a forest...
Anxiety is like an ocean...
Running for office is like eating cupcakes...
Finding a job is like opening a gift...
Pleasure is like a spring day...
Failure is like a picnic in the park...
Dying is like opening a bottle of beer...
Having a child is like gardening...
Love is like a beach...
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
Life is like a guitar...
Dating is like eating bread...
Falling in love is like changing a light bulb...
Falling in love is like doing the shopping...
Compassion is like a lake...
Becoming rich is like opening a gift...
Peace is like a good book...
Buying a house is like writing an I.O.U...
Learning is like applying for a job...
Life is like a violin...
Finding a job is like eating toast...
Becoming rich is like opening a letter...
Redemption is like a forest...
Running for office is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Anger is like a picnic at the beach...
Having a child is like writing an I.O.U...
Learning is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Buying a house is like changing your underwear...
Sorrow is like a bar of soap...
Finding a job is like eating cupcakes...
Dying is like brushing your hair...
Getting married is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Pride is like a forest...
Freedom is like a good book...
Having a child is like doing the laundry...
Hate is like a camera...
Falling in love is like writing a job application...
Romance is like a bar of soap...
Learning is like opening a gift...
The truth is like a picnic in the park...
Mercy is like a violin...
Running for office is like tidying your room...
Success is like a beautiful melody...
Sleep is like a forest...
Hope is like a guitar...
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
Motivation is like a bar of soap...
Finding a job is like writing a to do list...
Buying a house is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Despair is like a movie...
Having a child is like applying for a job...
Fear is like a multi-choice quiz...
Learning is like lighting a candle...
Your ego is like a camera...
Running for office is like going to the beach...
Dating is like making toast...
Getting married is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Dying is like doing housework...
Finding a job is like writing a memo...
Learning is like going to the beach...
Anger is like a camera...
Anxiety is like a violin...
Getting married is like making a sandwich...
Your opinion is like a forest...
Romance is like a canvas...
Becoming rich is like turning on a radio...
Strength is like a mountain...
Friendship is like a spring day...
Wisdom is like a piano...
Love is like a picnic at the beach...
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