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You crashed the car on purpose.
I've reported it to the President.
Be better!
I'm the greatest chauffeur who ever lived.
My love, it's so juicy.
You should ask your mother.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
We're cursed.
Sound the alarm!
I can offer you a whiskey.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You never sing anymore.
Alright, who left a wrench in the basement?
It wasn't my fault that the train was late.
It's not yours.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I love autumn in Antarctica.
You're going to need a can opener.
Let's watch TV!
I am going to the funeral.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
I know what to do.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I heard a voice coming from the guest room.
I want to tell you about the grand opening.
I volunteer to eat it!
You are so mean to me.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Can I make friends?
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
You need it.
You are angry.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
Hey, watch me dance.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I never listened.
How dare you look at me!
They know it was me
Open the bottle.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I see you smiling.
I could never hate you.
Your nose has turned brown.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
This room is shrinking.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
You could never fascinate me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I have lost the will to live.
I can't find my spoon anywhere.
I want you to kill me.
I'm going to need a zookeeper.
Your cheeks have turned white.
You devil!
We're ghosts.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
My life is a mystery.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You're going to need a screwdriver.
We've only got one hope.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I can offer you an apple.
No one can ever know the truth.
I'm the only taxidermist who ever lived.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
You broke the vase on purpose.
When the door opens, put on your clothes.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
Someone's watching us.
You're special.
You should disown your mother.
No one can ever know that I like you
A boy needs his friends.
Take this and pray.
You dropped it.
Good luck!
Who left a fork in the laundry?
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I never loved you.
I'm trying to care.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You're going to pay!
I am well-rounded.
Can I make the team?
I want you to stop smelling me.
Put it here.
You are so good to me.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Let's get it
You never stop to think.
I heard a noise coming from the corridor.
I love spring in Antarctica.
I'm a ghost.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
I want you to read to me.
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
You angel!
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
I feel satisfied.
I have the knife.
Pride comes before a fall.
I have to tell you about the party.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
We need to make out.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I want that squirrel out of my car!
When I was little, I wanted to be a sasquatch.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Your tongue has turned green.
I can offer you a Bud Light.
I'm going to need a dietician.
Did you get lucky last night?
You are an inspiration.
You're going to need a spoon.
I see you for who you are.
It's going to be okay
Delivery!
This room is unstable.
I'll watch.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
It wasn't my fault that the movie sucked.
I knew you could live like this.
You will always fascinate me.
I've reported it to Interpol.
How dare you smile at me!
It's your fault that the wig came off.
I'm going to need a lot of sand.
You should make peace with your mother.
Hand me the bike.
I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?
Please, stay where you are.
Take the piano and die.
Let's eat
We're no good.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
I never really lived.
Be yourself!
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Open the curtains.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
I want you to stop tricking me.
We're the same person.
Someone's coming this way.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I love fall in Ireland.
Get ready to run.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
I am flexible.
I'm going to need a photographer.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
You lost it.
It's not alive.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
I know who you are.
Who left a ball in the wine cellar?
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Don't get too close.
You are my son.
I have needs.
Leave it here.
I'm trying to open it.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
You're going to need a knife.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I'm a god.
I feel sore.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I want you to be graceless.
I will always despise you.
This looks interesting.
You're never going to get away with this!
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
I volunteer myself!
This room is haunted.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Good morning!
I'm the best undertaker who ever lived.
I can offer you a Coke.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
My life matters.
I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
This is the right time to be here.
Am I dead, or not?
You never take me seriously.
We're alone in the universe.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
I need to tell you about the daiquiri.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I heard a howl coming from the garage.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
You made me cry on purpose.
We're going to need a lot of money.
A boy needs confidence.
You are a godsend.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I can't find my chair anywhere.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.
Get ready to laugh.
I see you have done this before.
My love, it's so expensive.
I want you to stop loving me.
Please, wait here.
I should quit.
Be careful!
It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.
Time and tide wait for no one.
I need to tell you about Wednesday.
I want that crow out of my room!
Show me the umbrella.
You can't have it.
My life means nothing.
No one can ever know that I survived.
This looks odd.
I love summer in India.
I could never despise you.
You are my inspiration.
When I was little, I wanted to be a police officer.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Someone's having a bad day.
I'm the greatest beautician on this planet
No one can ever know that I like to dance
How dare you laugh at me!
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Ha-cha-cha.
You're really something!
I am going to the grand opening.
Good grief!
You're a ghost.
I want you to be gullible.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
I heard a sound coming from the laundry.
I can offer you a job.
I can offer you a bratwurst.
I'll get it.
Am I coming with you, or not?
Don't fool around.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
You're insignificant.
You burned it on purpose.
I've reported it to the police.
I'm going to need a magistrate.
I want you to stop me.
I just want a car. What's wrong with that?
Winners don't quit
Sorry, is all that I can say.
It's your fault that we ran out of bread.
I want you to document my trip to Japan.
Take the piano and go.
I want that wolf out of my life!
I see you know what to do.
You broke it.
When the door opens, whistle like a bird.
Love is like a camera...
We need to stop.
I'm trying to believe you.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
I bet you know why I'm here.
You are a poet.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
Your face has turned stripey.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
I want you to be invisible.
Darling, it's beautiful.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
I have to tell you about Tuesday.
Get ready for this.
Getting married is like taking medicine...
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
We are detestable.
I despise you.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Hey, watch me smile.
We're gods.
You're amazing!
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Can I make art?
I volunteer as tribute!
Did you fart at work?
You never do what I want.
Just try not to cry
You are so kind to me.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
You're cursed.
This looks nice.
I can offer you a burger.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You could never despise me.
I am going to the wedding.
This is a fine mess
I love spring in America.
I'll wait here.
Why do you love me, so much?
This is the worst time to be happy.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
We're going to need a dentist.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Don't upset your father, not now.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I just want a blue highlighter. What's wrong with that?
Your eyes have turned pink.
I want you to kiss me.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Please, be careful.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Let's watch the game
My love, it's dead.
I need you.
Learning is like tidying your room...
Open sesame.
I want you to be vague.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Leave it outside.
I heard a sound coming from the living room.
I've reported it to the press.
Your face has turned black.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I never hurt anybody.
I feel funky.
I'm the best baker on this planet
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
When I was little, I wanted to be a soldier.
A girl needs her father.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Who left a donkey in the garage?
This is a fine ship
I can't find my pickle anywhere.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You're a god.
Patience is a virtue
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
Plug it in here.
You said you didn't see your sister at all today.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
When the door opens, make a run for it.
No one can ever know that I like to sing
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
Take the money and leave.
Did you get lucky today?
I love spring in Japan.
Someone's listening.
I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?
You could never want me.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
We need to fight.
We are sanctimonious.
It's time to make lunch.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
You never have time for me.
Get ready to dance.
Dancing is not as easy as it looks.
Leave it to the professionals.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I see you came prepared.
I know the future.
Please, stop laughing.
Can I make it better?
I bet you know why I'm going.
Your face has turned white.
I'm trying to understand.
This looks bad.
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
Find some proof that she lied to you.
You are a twit.
You are not my mother.
I want you to be unstable.
I never could make up my mind.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I want you to hold me.
I need to tell you about the wedding.
I can offer you a sandwich.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
It's giving me a headache.
Did you get lucky just now?
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
Who left a macchiato in the studio?
I have the will.
I love fall in Germany.
I'm insignificant.
You're going to need a deputy.
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I knew you could see it through.
We need to make a plan.
I'm going to need a spoon.
I'm the best crook who ever lived.
It's time to brush your teeth.
This looks edible.
We've only got one of these.
I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
I can offer you a good price.
You should disown your father.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Bravery is like a piano...
Your lips have turned spotted.
It's not the right size.
I will always need you.
Don't just stand there.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
When I was little, I wanted to be a gladiator.
I am going to Easter.
I have 20-20 vision.
You are a liar.
I want that pony out of my life!
This is a day to remember
I feel humble.
It was your fault that the train was late.
I have the poem.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
I'm the best veterinarian who ever lived.
I'll get ready.
Let's dance
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I want you to be suspicious.
I love winter in France.
I want you to marry me.
We need to break up.
We've only got one chance.
No one can ever know how we did it.
It's giving me hope.
Can I make lunch?
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
I want you to stop tickling me.
You are perplexed.
I heard laughter coming from the waiting room.
I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?
A girl needs her mother.
I can't find my kite anywhere.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
I'm going to need a hammer.
Did you eat at work?
Whoop-whoop.
I never wanted this.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You're going to need a saxophonist.
Take the drink and leave.
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
You are not my daughter.
Your eyes have turned green.
Please, don't drink that.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I volunteer to go!
You love me.
Someone's in here.
I love autumn in Canada.
You are my daughter.
You are a hero.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
You're no good.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
Hand me the banana.
Your nose has turned yellow.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
I want that puppy out of my room!
It's not going to fit.
I have time.
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
Can I make history?
This room is bugged.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
I'm the worst bodyguard who ever lived.
We need to make better decisions.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
You can have it.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Life is like a river...
A boy needs a job.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gremlin.

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