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Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
This is the right time to be angry.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
This is a fine mess
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
Please, stop smoking.
I see you came prepared.
You need me.
A boy needs his mother.
You are so nice to me.
It was my fault that the label came off.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
Sound the alarm!
I want you to help me.
Leave it here.
I want you to stop looking at me.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You devil!
We're the same person.
I'm the worst spy on this planet
Find some proof that they tricked you.
I want you to be friendly.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
You crashed the car on purpose.
This room is haunted.
We're going to need a brewer.
Dying is like turning on a lamp...
If you don't want it, throw it away.
It's time to go.
I've reported it to mother.
You are a handsome devil.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Your eyes have turned pink.
I just want a flute. What's wrong with that?
I could never need you.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
Good night!
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
I want that donkey out of my room!
My life means nothing.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
I'm crazy.
This looks nice.
It's not open.
Get ready to run.
Throw me the bread-stick.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I can't find my tea anywhere.
Be careful!
I'm a ghost.
I never hurt anybody.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Time to shine
Whoop-whoop.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want to tell you about the grand opening.
I know what to do.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Let's eat
You said you didn't see your mother at all this week.
Did you eat today?
Take the drink and go.
This is a day to remember
I want you to kill me.
Who left a scorpion in the wardrobe?
It wasn't my fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Open sesame.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
Can I make bubbles?
You are not my son.
I feel relaxed.
I can offer you a sandwich.
I'll open it.
I volunteer as tribute!
I want you to stop blaming me.
You know it.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!
We're going to need a lot of water.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goldsmith.
I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?
A boy needs his father.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Someone's in here.
I have the time.
I've reported it to the police.
I see you for who you are.
I'm trying to win.
We should pay the bill.
Your eyes have turned brown.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I want you to be adventurous.
We're going to need a philanthropist.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I will always love you.
I heard a sound coming from the wine cellar.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
We're ghosts.
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I need to tell you about the the windmill.
I love winter in Ireland.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I want that fish out of my house!
When the lights go out, make a run for it.
My life is a mystery.
I'm lucky.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
You burned it on purpose.
You're going to need a shovel.
Throw me the knife.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
You never do what I want.
Ha-cha-cha.
It's not tight enough.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Please, lie down.
We are detestable.
We need to break up.
You will always love me.
How dare you laugh at me!
I'll get ready.
I want you to stop following me.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of chocolate.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
I knew you could live like this.
Let's go
I want you to betray me.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
When I was little, I wanted to be a unicorn.
I am going to the wedding.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
Take this and pray.
Who left a camel in the dining room?
I can offer you a cracker.
You are an idiot.
I see you let yourself in.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Be yourself!
I need to tell you about Christmas.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
How much courage do you have?
Hey, watch me move.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
It's giving me an error message.
Delivery!
It's your fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.
I feel outrageous.
Your lips have turned grey.
Leave it outside.
This room is bugged.
It's not mine.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You should ask for more money.
I can't find my icecream anywhere.
We're going to need a lot of wine.
My love, it's dead.
I'm a god.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Put it here.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Open the window.
Someone's having a bad day.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
I love summer in Switzerland.
I'm the greatest clown on this planet
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
You're under arrest!
Let's get it
I want that dog out of my room!
Today is the day
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I'm trying to understand.
I can offer you a hot dog.
It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.
It's time to brush your teeth.
Throw me the croissant.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.
I volunteer myself!
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Did you eat this morning?
I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?
You are so mean to me.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I want you to be tall.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
We're going to need a spatula.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
This is a stick up.
A boy needs his friends.
You won't find it.
Your face has turned black.
You are my mother.
We're magnificent.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable
Take the money and go.
You want me.
I've reported it to the press.
I want you to document my trip to China.
Friendship is like a river...
She was unconscious when I found her.
I have lost the will to live.
Let's play
You're going to need a lot of water.
I want that monkey out of my house!
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Can I make the team?
I should buy a lottery ticket.
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
You're a ghost.
I never wanted to die.
No one can ever know that I like yoghurt
Someone's listening.
Don't just stand there.
If you don't want it, put it back.
I'll watch.
I'm the best sage who ever lived.
Maybe no one will notice
I love winter in Brazil.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
If you're done, we'll get started.
I will always need you.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
You are so good to me.
When the party starts, hide.
We need to close it.
We're gods.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
You never stop to think.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Get ready to dance.
Who left a whale in the wardrobe?
You're going to need a lot of food.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
You are not my favourite.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
Good grief!
You are my everything.
Hand me the umbrella.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
You need it.
I'm cursed.
I want you to be crass.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Sorry, I have to take this.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
I want that swan out of my house!
Be safe!
I want you to look at me.
A girl needs her grandmother.
Hey, watch me leave.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
You are a liar.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I am going to Easter.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I never wanted this.
I'm going to need a researcher.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable
He who hesitates is lost.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You should disown your mother.
When the party starts, start crying.
Leave it to the professionals.
I'm going to need a wrench.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
You're really something!
I can't find my Dr. Pepper anywhere.
No one can ever know that I survived.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I feel strong.
You're a god.
Please, stop crying.
How much money do you have?
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
Take this with you.
It's time to go to bed.
We need to fight.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
I want you to be fixed.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I want to tell you about the croissant.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
How dare you look at me!
We're insignificant.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
I'm the best executioner who ever lived.
I will always hate you.
Take the money and leave.
I know where you were.
You made me cry on purpose.
I'm going to need a lot of friends.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I never gave up hope.
You should listen to your mother.
Throw me the spoon.
I see you know what to do.
I have to tell you about the party.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I am cynical.
Falling in love is like turning on a radio...
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
I love winter in Germany.
When the bell rings, start singing.
Did you enjoy yourself at work?
You're going to need a screwdriver.
Give it here.
I feel disappointed.
This is the right time to be here.
It wasn't my fault that the crops died.
Please, listen to me.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
We've only got one bullet.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
You never listen.
Why do you love me, so much?
I'll wait here.
Let well alone.
A girl needs money.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
I want you to be uncaring.
I need to tell you about the barn.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I'm the only gravedigger on this planet
Who left a dolphin in the attic?
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I need you.
We're going to need a DJ.
I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
You should hide.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Good morning!
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
You angel!
You can have it.
When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.
I never really lived.
No one can ever know what we did.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
You should call your father.
This looks peculiar.
Please, give me that.
Dare to dream
All's fair in love and war.
Open your heart.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
You're crazy!
I have the knife.
Plug it in here.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
I heard a howl coming from the cell.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
I can offer you a chardonnay.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
We're going to need a cook.
Am I coming with you, or not?
A girl needs her father.
Your nose has turned red.
You are not my father.
I knew you could turn things around.
I know the future.
Leave it alone.
Get ready to laugh.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
It's not alive.
Okay, who left a candy-bar in the guest room?
Stop, in the name of love.
I'm trying to save you.
I love winter in China.
I volunteer to go!
I want to tell you about Sunday.
We're weird.
Your eyes have turned grey.
You are destructive.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Take this with water.
How dare you smile at me!
We need to unite.
Darling, it's beautiful.
No one can ever know the truth.
I want that giraffe out of my house!
Can I make time?
When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.
This is the right time to be amused.
My life is cursed.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
I want you to be repentant.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
I despise you.
I'm the best crook who ever lived.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
I heard a noise coming from the office.
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.
You're going to need a hammer.
Running for office is like opening a bottle of wine...
Reading is all I can manage now.
This room is unstable.
I have 20-20 vision.
You should pay the bill.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
Did you fart yesterday?
It was my fault that the train was late.
The show must go on.
Throw it here.
I'm going to need an air traffic controller.
Get ready, or get out.
Who left a cracker in the walk-in freezer?
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
It's not dead.
You are innovative.
I want that zebra out of my house!
I just want a licorice twist. What's wrong with that?
Please, don't eat that.
This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.
You are a genius.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I am going to the funeral.
I never killed anyone.
Your cheeks have turned grey.
When the door opens, start crying.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Hopes are like chocolate...
We're going to need a lot of wood.
Can I make mistakes?
Sweetheart, it's so expensive.
You could never despise me.
I'm weird.
We've only got one life.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I'll listen.
You are my son.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
Don't get too close.
I feel stupid.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I heard a noise coming from the library.
A boy needs his grandfather.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
I want you to listen to me.
I want you to document my trip to America.
I can't find my fishcake anywhere.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.
I want you to be deceptive.
I love winter in Switzerland.
I need to tell you about the personal trainer.
I know who you are.
It was your fault that the money disappeared.
I want that hamster out of my room!
I will always want you.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
Your ears have turned spotted.
Your tongue has turned white.
I just want a car. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a can opener.
This looks edible.
You are a poet.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I feel like crying.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
I see you have done this before.
I've reported it to the President.
I heard laughter coming from the outhouse.
Take this for luck.
Hey, watch me dance.
Take the piano and go.
I'm no good.
You are so kind to me.
It's not yours.
I'm the only dictator who ever lived.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
No one can ever know that I like you

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