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You won't find it.

I feel hungry.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

You are my teacher.

I'll watch.

Open your heart.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

It's giving me hope.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

This room is unstable.

I'm the worst sculptor on this planet

Don't upset your sister, not now.

I'm trying to forgive you.

Be better!

It wasn't my fault that the dog died.

Don't wait to be asked.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I am going to the wedding.

Take the drink and die.

You never take me seriously.

Can I make friends?

We're the same person.

Eating is all I can manage now.

You should hide.

I have a secret.

You could never fascinate me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Someone's having a bad day.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Sound the alarm!

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

Leave it until morning.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Darling, it's so shiny.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Take this and pray.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I want you to be fascinated.

When the bell rings, start crying.

I love you.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Get ready to dance.

I want you to kill me.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I can't find my house anywhere.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

We're going to need a barista.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

I want that giraffe out of my life!

Please, stop laughing.

You are so mean to me.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

We're lucky.

Be safe!

When I was little, I wanted to be a sasquatch.

This is a stick up.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I am going to Christmas.

This room is shrinking.

You're a ghost.

Just breathe

I'll be here, if you need me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

We're going to need a fork.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

We've only got one life.

This looks familiar.

Drop it here.

I know what to do.

I love spring in Australia.

You devil!

I have the need, the need for speed.

Delivery!

Hey, watch me move.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

How much courage do you have?

Take the money and die.

Show me the slice of pizza.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

You should find your father.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Can I make time?

I've reported it to the police.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

You should ask for more money.

My love, it's alive.

You dropped it.

I just want a cup. What's wrong with that?

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You're going to need a lot of food.

It was my fault that the dinner got burnt.

I can offer you a burger.

Open the curtains.

I am agonized.

I volunteer as tribute!

We need to close it.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

Leave it alone.

You are so nice to me.

I want you to read to me.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Don't ask any questions.

I have time.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I can't find my donkey anywhere.

Please, don't drink that.

Good grief!

Take this with you.

Be careful!

I am going to the party.

I will always hate you.

We've only got one hope.

This is the worst time to be amused.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Throw it here.

You could never want me.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

This looks wrong.

Why do you love me, so much?

This is a fine mess

I see you for who you are.

It's giving me a headache.

I'm going to need a shovel.

Let's play

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Falling in love is like writing a to do list...

Hey, watch me smile.

Throw me the spoon.

I want you to stop loving me.

You're a god.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

I'm trying to help.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Speak as you find.

Get ready for this.

You should call your mother.

I have the gun.

How much influence do you have?

I should go to the police.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Your cheeks have turned black.

Who left a chocolate milk in the dungeon?

I want to tell you about the Santa's workshop.

You're no good.

You are a twit.

I never killed anyone.

Stop, in the name of love.

Did you fart today?

Good morning!

Please, lie down.

How dare you laugh at me!

It's time to go.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I volunteer to eat it!

I love autumn in Brazil.

We're ghosts.

Just be yourself

It's not easy.

I feel daring.

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

I heard a sound coming from the barn.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I know what happened.

Take this with water.

We're going to need a coach.

Can I make a home?

I'm going to need a knife.

I could never hate you.

A boy needs his space.

I can't find my hot dog anywhere.

I can offer you a kebab.

You are so good to me.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I want you to stop blaming me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.

I am overjoyed.

You never stop to think.

It wasn't your fault that the train was late.

Don't get too close.

I want you to inspire me.

I've reported it to the press.

I have needs.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

I'm a god.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I'm the only teacher who ever lived.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

When I was little, I wanted to be a guitarist.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You are my mother.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

Please, look at me.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You burned it on purpose.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

We need to eat.

Hand me the kite.

Darling, it's beautiful.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Buying a house is like doing the dishes...

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

You're going to need a hammer.

I feel serene.

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

You're going down!

Who left a fish in the closet?

You should start a business.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

Knowledge is like a picnic in the park...

I want that duck out of my car!

You are a genius.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

Plug it in here.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

I love summer in Australia.

When the lights go out, start singing.

Take this for luck.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

You should disown your father.

I've reported it to the President.

Your nose has turned black.

You never listen.

I'm the greatest plumber on this planet

Can I make a treehouse?

I will always need you.

I'm going to need an oracle.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I know where you were.

It was your fault that the recital sucked.

You broke the vase on purpose.

A girl needs her friends.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

I can offer you a good price.

Did you fart at work?

The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.

I heard a sound coming from the bedroom.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a rabbi.

My life is over.

Your ears have turned purple.

It's your fault that the train was late.

I want you to stop following me.

Please, sit down.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

You are my son.

Good luck!

This is a fine ship

I have the time.

Get ready, or get out.

I can't find my merlot anywhere.

This looks nice.

I can offer you a Schnapps.

I have to tell you about the celery stick.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I feel destructive.

Show me the umbrella.

I want you to be energetic.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

I never could make up my mind.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

Someone's watching us.

I just want a hairbrush. What's wrong with that?

We're going to need a marshal.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

I'm trying to care.

Take the piano and die.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

Give me one good reason why I should wear earrings.

Your opinion is like a beautiful melody...

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

I have lost the will to live.

I want that pig out of my house!

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

We need to open it.

I love spring in Spain.

It's not working.

Who left an icecream in the wardrobe?

It's time to brush your teeth.

I see you smiling.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I've reported it to mother.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You're going to need a spoon.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I can offer you a job.

I feel paranoid.

I could never want you.

I can offer you a cocktail.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

You are so kind to me.

Am I under arrest, or not?

You never do what I want.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

You are a handsome devil.

I have the letter.

Can I make lemonade?

I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.

Give it here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.

I heard a voice coming from the chapel.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

You are pure.

Your lips have turned stripey.

This looks suspicious.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Take the money and go.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

No one can ever know that you survived.

I'm a ghost.

It's your fault that the dog died.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You monster!

I can't find my bagel anywhere.

You love me.

I'm going to need a journalist.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I'm cursed.

I feel creative.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Hey, watch me leave.

This room is haunted.

No one can ever know what we did.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

You're going to need a lot of masking tape.

We should think about this.

This is the worst time to be alone.

I want you to listen to me.

We are eloquent.

You are my reason for living.

Leave it here.

You are a hero.

I love spring in Hong Kong.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Let's eat

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I want to tell you about the wine.

How dare you look at me!

I'm the only coach who ever lived.

Throw me the slice of pizza.

I want you to be willful.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Your face has turned purple.

Mercy is like a beach...

You should find your mother.

Someone's listening.

Okay, who left a shark in the living room?

I have money.

Get ready to die.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

My life is a mystery.

Did you eat this morning?

No one can ever know that you killed him.

All's well that ends well

You're never going to get away with this!

I will always despise you.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I have the knife.

When the bell rings, hide.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

We're going to need a lot of wood.

You never say what you're thinking.

I can't find my umbrella anywhere.

I volunteer to go!

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

I am passionate.

It's time to go to bed.

Fears are like marshmallows...

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the stairs.

It's giving me grief.

I want you to stop believing in me.

I love autumn in Germany.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

You are a thief.

I can offer you an ale.

This is the right time to be afraid.

A boy needs a job.

I want you to document my trip to England.

I'm the worst sleuth who ever lived.

We're magnificent.

You're going to need an entertainer.

No one can ever know the truth.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

When I was little, I wanted to be an archer.

I have to tell you about Friday.

Darling, it's so juicy.

Your nose has turned stripey.

I see you have done this before.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Please, wait here.

Hey, watch me dance.

I want you to be stern.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I'll get it.

You're coming with me!

It was my fault that the label came off.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the cell.

You're going to need a lot of money.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Don't just stand there.

It's not appropriate.

Let's drink

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

We need to stop.

You lost it.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

No one can ever know that you escaped.

My love, it's so expensive.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Can I make pizza?

We are ugly.

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

Leave it to the professionals.

I have to tell you about the grand opening.

I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?

You made me cry on purpose.

A girl needs confidence.

When I was little, I wanted to be a director.

Your ears have turned spotted.

I want that fox out of my house!

It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.

Your ego is like a lake...

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

I see you came prepared.

I want you to be decisive.

Your face has turned red.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I want you to hold me.

Open the door.

I feel positive.

We're going to need a lot of water.

When the lights go out, start crying.

You're crazy.

You are a godsend.

I'll get ready.

You can't have it.

I can't find my celery stick anywhere.

I want you to stop tricking me.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Find some proof that I fooled you.

I could never need you.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

My life is cursed.

You never call me.

I can offer you a wine.

It has to work

You could never need me.

I'm the greatest comedian on this planet

I heard a sound coming from the cell.

Buying a house is like taking medicine...

Who left a bird in the library?

It's not yours.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

A girl needs her father.

I am going to Easter.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

Someone's locked the door.

We're going to need a lot of money.

Take the money and leave.

It was your fault that we ran out of eggs.

I want you to betray me.

Leave it outside.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!

I want that porcupine out of my room!

We're gods.

I never loved you.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

Please, don't take that.

I want you to join me on my trip to England.

I guess you have read the stories about my mother?

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