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Hey, watch me smile.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

No one can ever know that I like you

This is a day to remember

Are you crazy? We're not together!

I'm a ghost.

Plug it in here.

My life is over.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

I want you to stop loving me.

Throw me the bratwurst.

Who left a duck in the garage?

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

Leave it alone.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I'm trying to save you.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Reading is good for the soul.

I want you to be reserved.

I see you came prepared.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

A boy needs his father.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

It's giving me hope.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Take the piano and leave.

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

My love, it's so shiny.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

This looks great.

I bet you know why I'm going.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

You are a thief.

I'm the worst pianist on this planet

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

You are so mean to me.

Please, stop crying.

Be better!

You crashed the car on purpose.

You dropped it.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I have needs.

You're going to need a reporter.

You never do what I want.

Get ready to laugh.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

Can I make a movie?

I am going to Easter.

You need me.

I volunteer myself!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I never felt so alone.

I have the card.

Your face has turned green.

Take this with you.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

We've only got one bullet.

This is a stick up.

Open the door.

I've reported it to the police.

I'm special.

You're under arrest!

I want you to marry me.

I know who you are.

I can offer you a bagel.

We're ghosts.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Good grief!

I want you to stop lying to me.

I heard a howl coming from the living room.

Dare to dream

I want that frog out of my car!

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You are an artist.

I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?

You should find your mother.

I want you to be trusting.

I'll sit on it.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Let's go

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I love spring in India.

Why do you love me, so much?

Who left a koala in the waiting room?

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

Your cheeks have turned black.

We are prejudiced.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

This room is unstable.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Someone's having a bad day.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

I'm going to need a hammer.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

Drop it here.

I feel clumsy.

Leave it here.

I have to tell you about the navigator.

I can't find my house anywhere.

When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I'm the greatest courier on this planet

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Take this and pray.

You're going to need a cook.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Be yourself!

A girl needs her own room.

I knew you could turn things around.

I have the will.

Delivery!

I volunteer as tribute!

This looks suspicious.

You are my love.

I want that duck out of my life!

I've reported it to mother.

You should pay the bill.

He was unconscious when I found him.

You never listen.

You devil!

Did you eat yesterday?

I have to tell you about Tuesday.

It's not for sale.

Throw me the guitar.

Maybe no one will notice

I can offer you a beer.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

No one can ever know that you can fly.

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

I want you to be steely.

This room is shrinking.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

Time is money.

I see you are thinking.

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

You are an inspiration.

Let's dance

I'm a god.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

I never wanted this.

We need to help each other.

I heard a noise coming from the wine cellar.

Take the drink and go.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

We're gods.

Sadness is like a river...

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Can I make art?

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Good luck!

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

It's giving me an error message.

You're insignificant.

I want you to inspire me.

This is a fine mess

My love, it's alive.

You're going to pay!

Open the curtains.

Who left a scorpion in the chapel?

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

Take this with water.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You are my father.

I can offer you a good price.

I want that wolf out of my car!

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Throw it here.

You need it.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

Hey, watch me leave.

I am dry.

It's time to go.

You are not my daughter.

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

You're going to need a knife.

Show me the teddy bear.

You never stop to think.

Your lips have turned pink.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

Find some proof that I tricked you.

You should call your father.

Don't get too close.

Whoop-whoop.

I want you to stop following me.

This room is bugged.

Sleep is like a guitar...

It's your fault that the dog died.

We're the same person.

I bet you know why I'm here.

I want you to be miserable.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

I have a secret.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Take the money and leave.

This is a fine ship

I'm lucky.

We've only got one option.

Let's play

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

I heard a voice coming from the office.

Please, stop shouting.

Take this for luck.

Open the window.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I love fall in India.

You are a godsend.

You broke the vase on purpose.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

I feel messy.

Stop, in the name of love.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I want to tell you about the wedding.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

A girl needs her mother.

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

I know what to do.

We're going to need a hammer.

I will always want you.

It has to work

She was unconscious when I found her.

Someone's coming this way.

Give me the can opener.

How dare you smile at me!

I knew you could see it through.

I can't find my dog anywhere.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

Life is like a camera...

It was your fault that the play sucked.

I'm the best director on this planet

You're crazy.

Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.

Who left a shovel in the laundry?

I want that pony out of my life!

I want to tell you about the trapper.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Okay. Just do what I do.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

Be safe!

I can offer you a cocktail.

You're really something!

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I'm trying to understand.

It's not mine.

You're going to need a stonecutter.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Get ready to run.

Let's drink

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

We need to open it.

I am humiliated.

You are a liar.

Can I make a plan?

I want you to be sure.

All's well that ends well

A boy needs discipline.

Someone's listening.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

Sound the alarm!

How much time do you have?

If you're done, we'll get started.

I feel decadent.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Take the drink and die.

I know more than you realise.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

When I was little, I wanted to be a police officer.

You angel!

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I want you to listen to me.

It's giving me a headache.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

I bet you know why I'm alone.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Redemption is like a picnic at the beach...

I'm alone in the universe.

You are so kind to me.

I have the time.

I have to tell you about the guest room.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

I'll keep guard.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

It's now or never

You're a god.

Open the bottle.

We've only got one chance.

Your tongue has turned black.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

We need to go.

You are not my type.

Who left a ball in the garage?

I can offer you a pickle.

I need you.

Open it here.

This is the worst time to be alone.

I'm the worst customs officer on this planet

Getting married is like opening a letter...

The first thing to consider is safety.

You're going to need a lot of water.

I can offer you a job.

You could never despise me.

My love, it's delicious.

You monster!

I heard a sound coming from the lobby.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Go the extra mile.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I see you have done this before.

You're going to need a drug dealer.

You found it.

It's not the right size.

When I was little, I wanted to be a physicist.

You are so good to me.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

We're magnificent.

Take the piano and die.

I am going to the funeral.

Be careful!

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want you to kill me.

I'll wait here.

It was my fault that the play sucked.

I want you to be discouraging.

Hand me the banana.

I can't find my Fanta anywhere.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable

Open sesame.

You're going down!

Please, lie down.

Good morning!

I'm the best undertaker who ever lived.

Friendship is like a river...

How dare you look at me!

It's giving me grief.

I have the knife.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.

When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

I can offer you a water.

I will always hate you.

I'm going to need a photographer.

Someone's locked the door.

I'm going to need a wrench.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Can I make jewelry?

Eating is all I can manage now.

This looks odd.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

Take the money and die.

Who left a soda in the wine cellar?

I want you to stop tickling me.

I'll get it.

This is the perfect time to be here.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I have lost the will to live.

You could never love me.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

We've only got one of these.

Big fish eat little fish.

We're weird.

I want you to document my trip to China.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Let's eat

This room is haunted.

We're going to need a lot of help.

You're never going to get away with this!

I'm the greatest shaman on this planet

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

I want that moose out of my life!

Put it here.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

Darling, it's so juicy.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

I see you know what to do.

It's not in.

I want you to be elated.

I want you to kiss me.

I can offer you a merlot.

I heard a howl coming from the armory.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I knew you could live like this.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

I never wanted to die.

Show me the chair.

Can I make popcorn?

You are a handsome devil.

You're special.

I need to tell you about the dragon.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

I'm trying to help.

Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.

I feel sweaty.

I should pay the bill.

Take the drink and leave.

I love fall in Ireland.

I want you to stop blaming me.

My life is a mystery.

We need to unite.

You are my reason for living.

You're going to need a model.

A girl needs her grandfather.

It's your fault that the crops died.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

You never smile.

You fascinate me.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shapeshifter.

Please, give me that.

How dare you laugh at me!

Did you eat just now?

Patience is a virtue

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

I'm the greatest hotelier on this planet

Get ready to die.

You said you didn't see your wife at all today.

Can I make a cake?

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

It's not tight enough.

I can't find my umbrella anywhere.

I want you to be articulate.

Darling, it's so shiny.

It wasn't your fault that the icecream melted.

You want it.

I have faith.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years bearable

I want that chipmunk out of my room!

I bet you know why I'm happy.

I've reported it to the press.

My life means nothing.

I have the scroll.

Okay, who left a zebra in the office?

I have to tell you about Monday.

Let well alone.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Ha-cha-cha.

Throw me the can opener.

I feel ignorant.

I want you to stop me.

Open your heart.

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

Don't wait to be asked.

Am I dead, or not?

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

I want you to stop questioning me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a DJ.

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

I could never hate you.

I volunteer to eat it!

Get ready for this.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

We're going to need a saw.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

Let's watch the game

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

You should ask your mother.

I'll watch.

When the door opens, start singing.

Someone's in here.

You could never need me.

We need to fight.

I love winter in America.

Your cheeks have turned brown.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

We're going to need a beautician.

Hey, watch me move.

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