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I want that swan out of my room!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.
I can offer you a pineapple juice.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I love spring in India.
We're no good.
You burned it on purpose.
Don't wait to be asked.
Give me the umbrella.
I just want a plate. What's wrong with that?
Sound the alarm!
You are the best person I have ever met.
You could never love me.
It's going to be okay
We are quaking.
I will always want you.
It's not working.
You won't find it.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Someone's in here.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I'm a ghost.
Who left a fishcake in the chapel?
He was unconscious when I found him.
I've reported it to the President.
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
We should start a business.
Fears are like marshmallows...
I know where you were.
You are my father.
Ha-cha-cha.
Let's watch the game
Please, don't take that.
My life is cursed.
You never say what you're thinking.
You devil!
You're amazing!
I can offer you a job.
When the curtain goes up, hide.
I am going to the funeral.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Hey, watch me leave.
I want you to marry me.
Take this and pray.
This room is unstable.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
I have money.
Take the money and leave.
We've only got one life.
This is the right time to be hysterical.
Getting married is like brushing your hair...
Your tongue has turned brown.
Get ready to die.
If you build it, they will come.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
We're gods.
Good morning!
You're going to need a screwdriver.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I'm the only dictator who ever lived.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Why do you love me, so much?
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
You should protect your father.
I have the time.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Did you fart at work?
Success is like a river...
I am self-indulgent.
Your eyes have turned grey.
Open the window.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
I'm going to need a lot of water.
I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.
I'm trying to help.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
It wasn't your fault that the game sucked.
Winners don't quit
No one can ever know that you escaped.
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
You're under arrest!
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
A boy needs love.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I love spring in Australia.
Someone's having a bad day.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
My life is a mystery.
We should buy a lottery ticket.
I never wanted this.
Please, give up while you can.
I see you know what to do.
You're cursed.
I volunteer myself!
Hey, watch me dance.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
When I was little, I wanted to be a doctor.
Darling, it's so expensive.
It's time to brush your teeth.
When the door opens, remain calm.
I want that monkey out of my house!
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
You crashed the car on purpose.
Hand me the fork.
We're the same person.
We've only got one option.
You hate me.
I want you to kiss me.
How dare you look at me!
It's your fault that the dog died.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?
You are so kind to me.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
This is a fine ship
I'll get it.
Maybe no one will notice
Find some proof that I fooled you.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I want you to stop following me.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
You are a handsome devil.
Your lips have turned white.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
I am going to Thanksgiving.
No one can ever know that you survived.
I have to tell you about Sunday.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I feel helpless.
Good luck!
It's not easy.
You can't have it.
I never hurt anybody.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
This looks bad.
Stop, in the name of love.
A girl needs her mother.
We're weird.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I know what to do.
I have a secret.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.
I can't find my guitar anywhere.
Freedom is like a forest...
Be safe!
Am I allowed to go, or not?
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I'll watch.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
This is a stick up.
I volunteer as tribute!
This is the worst time to be afraid.
I hate you.
Open it here.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
It's giving me an error message.
I see you came prepared.
You made me cry on purpose.
We're ghosts.
Your nose has turned purple.
Let's get it
I love winter in France.
You're really something!
I am proud.
You angel!
I've reported it to the police.
Good grief!
When the bell rings, put on your clothes.
I can offer you a good price.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Take the drink and leave.
You should ask your mother.
This room is shrinking.
Please, listen to me.
Someone's watching us.
You are so mean to me.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
Delivery!
I'm a god.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I want you to be angry.
You are not my type.
This looks peculiar.
We need to close it.
No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber
Sorry, I have to take this.
You need it.
I'll sit on it.
Take this with water.
My life is over.
I want to tell you about the sphinx.
I have the knife.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Your cheeks have turned green.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
How dare you laugh at me!
Who left a fishcake in the attic?
I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.
You are terrible.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
We're magnificent.
I can offer you a milkshake.
Your nose has turned brown.
Can I make sense?
I want that moose out of my house!
This is a day to remember
I feel anxious.
You never stop to think.
I see you smiling.
I have 20-20 vision.
We should go to the police.
I'm the greatest secretary who ever lived.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Don't ask any questions.
Get ready to dance.
I can't find my spring-roll anywhere.
I want you.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I'm going to need a chef.
I am going to the party.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
No one can ever know that I was here.
Take the money and die.
I know what happened.
I want you to kill me.
A girl needs her grandmother.
Show me the wrench.
Leave it here.
You're a ghost.
Please, lie down.
It's not the right size.
When I was little, I wanted to be an exotic dancer.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
Someone's listening.
I have the card.
Darling, it's so shiny.
Don't rock the boat.
We need to fight.
She was unconscious when I found her.
You can have it.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Who left a dog in the lounge room?
When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
You should listen to your father.
You are my inspiration.
I'm trying to care.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
You are a twit.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
It's time to make lunch.
We've only got one hope.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Your nose has turned red.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
Can I make dessert?
Get ready to laugh.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
We're going to need a can opener.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
We are regimental.
I feel doubtful.
Throw it here.
I'm going to need a pirate.
I want you to be domineering.
You're never going to get away with this!
I want you to help me.
I never really lived.
Your ears have turned purple.
I love winter in America.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
Take the piano and go.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
Cooking is good for the soul.
When I was little, I wanted to be an editor.
You are my teacher.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Are you crazy? We're not alone!
I see you are thinking.
Did you fart today?
We need to stop.
Alright, who left a burger in the cloakroom?
You should find your mother.
This looks suspicious.
I'm the best sage who ever lived.
Failure is like an autumn day...
Patience is a virtue
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
You are not my conscience.
Your nose has turned pink.
You are a poet.
I can't find my wine anywhere.
We are admirable.
Good night!
This is a fine mess
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I knew you could live like this.
I'm going to need a hammer.
Can I make babies?
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
It's not alive.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Get ready for this.
I want you to listen to me.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I want you to stop tickling me.
You said you didn't see your father at all that day.
I'm trying to understand.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
I want that fox out of my car!
I want you to cancel my trip to China.
I feel nervous.
Who left a slice of pizza in the armory?
This looks nice.
Give me the saw.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Please, stop doing that.
I am going to the wedding.
You should disown your mother.
If you're done, we'll get started.
We're going to need an undertaker.
Open the door.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
Take this with you.
I'm the worst guitarist who ever lived.
Hey, watch me smile.
I love you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a monster.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
I can offer you a Dr. Pepper.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
You're going to need a lot of help.
I heard a noise coming from the studio.
I see you have done this before.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
We need to order pizza.
Can I make changes?
Be careful!
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I guess you have read the stories about my sister?
I never killed anyone.
Who left a kite in the outhouse?
I am inferior.
Don't get too close.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I have time.
You are not my mother.
Let's drink
You said you didn't see your husband at all today.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Am I coming with you, or not?
I want you to be scornful.
I want to tell you about the lounge room.
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
You're going to need a knife.
A boy needs a job.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
I should think about this.
Darling, it's dead.
You never do what I want.
I want you to cook for me.
You monster!
You should ask your father.
We're alone in the universe.
You could never need me.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
Show no mercy
I can offer you a Jack Daniels.
Please, come closer.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
Can I make a wish?
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
I have the letter.
We need to play.
My life matters.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I feel eager.
It's your fault that the crops died.
Did you fart while I was away?
I volunteer to eat it!
Be yourself!
I have lost the will to live.
Let's watch TV!
We are shaky.
You're going to need a beggar.
Take this for luck.
You want it.
I can't find my Red Bull anywhere.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
There is honour among thieves.
Get ready, or get out.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Throw me the umbrella.
I knew you could turn things around.
Dare to dream
I love fall in Australia.
Your cheeks have turned spotted.
I want you to stop me.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I heard laughter coming from the guest room.
When I was little, I wanted to be a bonecarver.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
It's not in.
I want to tell you about the 7-up.
When the bell rings, start crying.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You're no good.
Leave it to the professionals.
I'm trying to open it.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
I'm the greatest computer programmer on this planet
Darling, it's so juicy.
Take the piano and die.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
Hey, watch me move.
I want you to stop loving me.
You should go to the police.
I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?
You are bland.
It was your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
A boy needs discipline.
We're going to need a wrench.
I can't find my plane anywhere.
Can I make sure?
Let's go
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
Show me the skateboard.
Wisdom is like a beach...
I need to tell you about the Santa's workshop.
Put it here.
I bet you know why I'm happy.
You are a godsend.
I see you let yourself in.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I want you to inspire me.
Please, stop smoking.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
This is the perfect time to be here.
You should call your father.
I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.
You are so nice to me.
You are my mother.
You're alone in the universe.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I have faith.
I feel healthy.
No one can ever know what we did.
I never loved you.
Can I make popcorn?
It's time to go to bed.
I want you to be appalled.
I can offer you a croissant.
This looks edible.
I'm the only boatbuilder who ever lived.
I'm trying to leave.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
You never smile.
It's almost over
I heard a creaking sound coming from the dungeon.
Hand me the ukulele.
We are devoted.
It's your fault that the lights went out.
Your ears have turned green.
I knew you could fix it.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
You know it.
I love autumn in Antarctica.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I want that monkey out of my life!
I will always despise you.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I'm going to need a lot of help.
I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.
This room is haunted.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
Open sesame.
You're going to need a game show host.
I need to tell you about the funeral.
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