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I feel passionate.
This room is bugged.
I'm trying to leave.
I have 20-20 vision.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
You're going to need an evangelist.
We need to stay.
She was unconscious when I found her.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I am going to the funeral.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Be better!
Please, don't eat that.
I can't find my duck anywhere.
If you're done, we'll get started.
I volunteer to eat it!
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Hey, watch me smile.
Someone's listening.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
A girl needs confidence.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I want you to cook for me.
You are my daughter.
It's your fault that the train was late.
You angel!
I bet you know why I'm worried.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
You are so good to me.
My life means nothing.
Give it here.
Let's go
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Get ready to run.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.
You are a handsome devil.
You never stop to think.
I never felt so alone.
You should write to your father.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
You're a ghost.
Your dreams are like chocolate...
I want you to stop following me.
I want that monkey out of my life!
You should hide.
You dropped it.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
We've only got one bullet.
I'm the only matador who ever lived.
Leave it alone.
I heard a noise coming from the laundry.
This is a stick up.
Who left a bird in the kitchen?
Learning is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Just be yourself
Open the door.
Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!
We're going to need a lot of leaves.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
Please, be careful.
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
This looks great.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
We're the same person.
Take the piano and go.
I have lost the will to live.
It's not working.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I have the poem.
I need to tell you about Easter.
I could never love you.
Am I under arrest, or not?
It wasn't my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
Be careful!
I see you have done this before.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
If you don't want it, throw it away.
You should listen to your mother.
I've reported it to mother.
I feel miserable.
I'm trying to care.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
I'll be here, if you need me.
It's time to make lunch.
My life is a mystery.
Someone's locked the door.
I am old.
Don't wait to be asked.
This room is haunted.
You never take me seriously.
I love winter in France.
You are an inspiration.
Stop, in the name of love.
Why do you tease me, so much?
No one can ever know that I like to sing
You're coming with me!
I'm a god.
Open sesame.
When I was little, I wanted to be a customs officer.
Are you crazy? We're not 'lucky'!
Despair is like a multi-choice quiz...
Take this and pray.
I'm going to need an explorer.
Put it here.
I volunteer to go!
I want you to stop laughing at me.
I want you to stop me.
We should quit.
Sound the alarm!
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Who left a lemonade in the living room?
I want that koala out of my house!
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
It wasn't my fault that the crops died.
You are not my father.
We've only got one life.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
I want you to be loving.
This is the worst time to be alone.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
Good night!
Okay. Just do what I do.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I despise you.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Give me the doll.
Hey, watch me move.
He was unconscious when I found him.
No one can ever know that you killed him.
Get ready to laugh.
It's time to go to bed.
Don't just stand there.
Please, remain silent.
This looks bad.
I want to tell you about the sandwich.
You want it.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
You're crazy!
It's giving me a headache.
I'm going to need a knife.
No one can ever know that I like you
I never hurt anybody.
You will always need me.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I heard a sound coming from the studio.
You should protect your father.
Getting married is like eating a cake...
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I feel weak.
Who left a chocolate milkshake in the library?
I'm no good.
You're going to need a singer.
I am going to Easter.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I love spring in America.
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
Take the money and leave.
You are so kind to me.
You are my sunshine.
I'm trying to save you.
You deserve this
Good fences make good neighbours.
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
A girl needs her grandfather.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
I just want a corkscrew. What's wrong with that?
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Good morning!
Let's eat
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You are a hero.
I have the letter.
Hand me the shovel.
You are not my son.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
I know what happened.
I'm the worst thief who ever lived.
My life is over.
We're gods.
You never have time for me.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Hey, watch me dance.
This is the worst time to be angry.
I want that tiger out of my room!
It was your fault that the label came off.
We're cursed.
I want to tell you about the the escape-pod.
It's your fault that the show was ruined.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Darling, it's dead.
You despise me.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
I feel clear-headed.
I'm going to need a wrench.
Can I make up?
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
We're going to need a lot of wood.
I guess you have heard the stories about my father?
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
How dare you look at me!
Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?
I never wanted to die.
When I was little, I wanted to be a pirate.
Delivery!
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
Your face has turned black.
Get ready for this.
I want you to kill me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
I have faith.
I can't find my turtle anywhere.
Who left a sandwich in the dining room?
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
This is a fine mess
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
We need to help each other.
I love spring in Switzerland.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
We are reliable.
You are my only hope.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I heard a voice coming from the closet.
You're a god.
You're going to pay!
I'm the only biologist on this planet
I'm insignificant.
I know the future.
You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.
I have the knife.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Show me the hammer.
This looks suspicious.
Why do you love me, so much?
You monster!
We're going to need a torturer.
Romance is like a beautiful song...
It's not mine.
I should think about this.
It has to work
Leave it here.
Your nose has turned purple.
I want you.
Get ready, or get out.
Can I make lemonade?
I want you to betray me.
I want to tell you about the control room.
I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?
Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
You broke the vase on purpose.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I knew you could fix it.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
My life is cursed.
I am well-read.
I want to tell you about Thursday.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
Take this for luck.
I see you know what to do.
It's giving me grief.
Open the curtains.
Darling, it's so juicy.
Take the money and go.
I have powers.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
I can offer you a short black.
I'll get it.
Stop, in the name of the law.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I feel empty.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Your cheeks have turned white.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
I've reported it to the President.
You could never hate me.
I want that horse out of my house!
I'm the only bank robber on this planet
Find some proof that I deceived you.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the office.
Did you fart last night?
I have the scroll.
You're going to need a record producer.
It's your fault that the plane was late.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Leave it until morning.
You're really something!
I want you to kiss me.
You should ask your father.
Your nose has turned black.
Don't fool around.
When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.
Hey, watch me leave.
We've only got one chance.
I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?
I bet you know why I'm broke.
It's not tight enough.
We need to stop.
I knew you could open it.
You're going to need a fork.
It was your fault that the dog died.
You are not my favourite.
Can I make a decision?
Don't upset your boss, not now.
The more the merrier.
I can't find my smoothie anywhere.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Maybe no one will notice
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Eating is all I can manage now.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
We're going to need a lot of water.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
I could never despise you.
I have time.
This looks edible.
I have the card.
You made me cry on purpose.
Let's watch TV!
I want you to be superficial.
This room is unstable.
I never killed anyone.
Who left a croissant in the library?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.
I can offer you a bagel.
Am I coming with you, or not?
We should pay the bill.
I'm going to need a chimney-sweep.
Dying is like writing an I.O.U...
Throw me the banana.
We're weird.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
You're under arrest!
I volunteer myself!
Take this with you.
My love, it's so juicy.
This is a fine ship
I want that lion out of my house!
Open it here.
I'm the greatest priest who ever lived.
Please, don't take that.
You should make peace with your father.
I want you to help me.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I'm trying to believe you.
Cooking is not as easy as it looks.
Can I make believe?
We're ghosts.
A boy needs his friends.
I need to tell you about Tuesday.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I see you are thinking.
Did you fart while I was away?
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
You're going to need a hammer.
I have to tell you about the bedroom.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Leave it outside.
It's not heavy.
This looks familiar.
You are not my mother.
I have the need, the need for speed.
This is the right time to be afraid.
I want you to stop looking at me.
You are so nice to me.
I feel self-conscious.
I knew you could turn things around.
We're lucky.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
I am going to the wedding.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
Darling, it's alive.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
I want you to listen to me.
If you don't want it, put it back.
You should vote.
I will always despise you.
You're going to need an interrogator.
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
When the bell rings, start singing.
I can offer you a fishcake.
We need to unite.
Please, stop smoking.
This looks odd.
You are the best person I have ever met.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of milk.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
One good deed deserves another.
I love winter in Canada.
Who left a carrot in the lounge room?
When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.
I see you came prepared.
You fascinate me.
I'll listen.
I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.
I'm a ghost.
A boy needs money.
I'm the best builder who ever lived.
I can't find my bagel anywhere.
Eating is good for the soul.
How dare you laugh at me!
I have needs.
I want that chimpanzee out of my life!
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
It's not dead.
Did you eat while I was away?
I heard laughter coming from the basement.
We're going to need a lot of money.
Someone's having a bad day.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Good grief!
All's well that ends well
You're going to need a radiologist.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I am going to Christmas.
Take this with water.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
Please, sit down.
Your tongue has turned green.
I want you to be shortsighted.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!
Your eyes have turned pink.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.
Show me the doll.
It's time to go.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
You are paranoid.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
Can I make better choices?
I need to tell you about the Mars.
Be safe!
Let's dance
I feel confused.
Did you fart at work?
You're crazy.
A boy needs his grandmother.
We're going to need a spoon.
I could never want you.
It was your fault that the wedding was ruined.
You are a genius.
I just want a credit card. What's wrong with that?
Just sitting is all I can manage now.
I volunteer as tribute!
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
We should be as quiet as a mouse.
I'm the worst coach who ever lived.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
It's not ready.
I can't find my sandwich anywhere.
You're going to need a lot of masking tape.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Find some proof that they tricked you.
I love winter in Japan.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Your tongue has turned white.
Who left a chicken in the waiting room?
I can offer you a job.
No one will ever know
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I want you to be lucky.
I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?
I've reported it to the police.
Your eyes have turned purple.
Let's play
I heard weeping coming from the wardrobe.
I have money.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
I'll get ready.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
We need to make better decisions.
It was my fault that the icecream melted.
You're magnificent.
Darling, it's delicious.
This is a day to remember
We should go to the police.
My life matters.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You are my inspiration.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I'm the best baker on this planet
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