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You are a genius.
You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.
We're the same person.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I've reported it to the President.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Can I make a contribution?
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
When the door opens, hide.
I heard a sound coming from the outhouse.
I'm going to need a lot of wine.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
You never sing anymore.
A girl needs confidence.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Let's watch TV!
Leave it here.
I'll help.
Hey, watch me smile.
I just want a bread-stick. What's wrong with that?
You made me cry on purpose.
I want you to listen to me.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
No one can ever know that I can sing.
I love summer in Hong Kong.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
How dare you look at me!
You should call your father.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Am I under arrest, or not?
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
This is the worst time to be happy.
Your cheeks have turned brown.
I can offer you a merlot.
No one can ever know that I was here.
This is a fine mess
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You are not my father.
You are confused.
It wasn't your fault that the dog died.
We need to open it.
I know what happened.
I am going to the grand opening.
You're going to need a ninja.
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
No one can ever know how we did it.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
Did you fart this morning?
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I can't find my knife anywhere.
Open sesame.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I volunteer as tribute!
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
I feel youthful.
You lost it.
We're gods.
I've reported it to the police.
Someone's in here.
Please, stop laughing.
I see you every day.
We should hide.
I have money.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
Be careful!
Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.
You are a godsend.
Can I make magic?
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
A girl needs money.
You're coming with me!
Let's watch the game
Time to shine
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I just want a magnifying glass. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a fork.
It's giving me an error message.
You should disown your mother.
You hate me.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Your lips have turned pink.
You're a god.
You are not my daughter.
I knew you could open it.
It's time to go to bed.
This is a stick up.
You're special.
I'm trying to understand.
I want you to join me on my trip to India.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Hey, watch me dance.
I'm going to need a lot of money.
Hand me the hammer.
This is the right time to be alone.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
I feel adventurous.
Delivery!
I have to tell you about Saturday.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
My life matters.
Why do you love me, so much?
You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.
Give it here.
I want you to help me.
You broke it.
You angel!
It's your fault that the money disappeared.
I can't find my icecream anywhere.
When the party starts, start crying.
I want you to be hard working.
You never take me seriously.
I'm the greatest detective who ever lived.
You are my love.
You are respectful.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
Becoming rich is like drinking a bottle of wine...
I want you to stop tricking me.
This room is shrinking.
You broke the vase on purpose.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
We should go to the police.
Be better!
Who left a giraffe in the kitchen?
I want that spider out of my car!
Can I make a movie?
When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
They know it was me
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
I want you.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
I can offer you an espresso.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.
We've only got one hope.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the attic.
I have the card.
Am I dead, or not?
What will you do, now that you've come home?
You are so nice to me.
Take the drink and go.
I'm a ghost.
Get ready to die.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Good luck!
Throw me the can opener.
A boy needs his father.
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the shower.
It's time to pack your bags.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
This looks interesting.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Someone's locked the door.
We need to make out.
Don't ask any questions.
I feel certain.
Sorry, I have to take this.
You should ask your father.
I'll watch.
Leave it until morning.
You're going to need a bank robber.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
When the door opens, remain calm.
Plug it in here.
My life means nothing.
Having a child is like opening a window...
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I want to tell you about Tuesday.
We're going to need a spoon.
You never call me.
Be safe!
Sound the alarm!
Who left an ukulele in the laundry?
It's not yours.
I am inoffensive.
I'm trying to forgive you.
No one can ever know the truth.
You crashed the car on purpose.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
I want to tell you about the bread-stick.
You are a twit.
I love summer in Australia.
Hey, watch me leave.
Time and tide wait for no one.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
A girl needs her friends.
I want that wolf out of my room!
Can I make it count?
I can offer you a candy-bar.
Take the money and die.
I have the time.
I want you to betray me.
It's almost over
Find some proof that they tricked you.
You are not my type.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
When I was little, I wanted to be an inventor.
It wasn't my fault that the dog died.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
You're amazing!
Your face has turned blue.
You found it.
Don't wait to be asked.
I am going to Easter.
Take this and pray.
I want you to be studious.
I feel deceitful.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
I can't find my fishcake anywhere.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You devil!
We're alone in the universe.
You should find your father.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Open the window.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
It's time to go.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
We need to eat.
You said you didn't see your wife at all today.
Your lips have turned white.
I want you to stop smelling me.
I should ask for more money.
We're ghosts.
I heard laughter coming from the studio.
I have to tell you about the captain.
Who left a kite in the basement?
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
This is the right time to be amused.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.
How dare you laugh at me!
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
A boy needs his space.
I want that seagull out of my house!
We are joyous.
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
I love fall in Spain.
I'm the best swineherd on this planet
Show me the guitar.
It's not dead.
If you don't want it, put it back.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
You're going to need a knife.
I am going to the party.
You're a ghost.
We're going to need a sniper.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I have the letter.
It's giving me a headache.
I want you to hold me.
You never say what you're thinking.
We're weird.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Take this for luck.
I want you to document my trip to France.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
Darling, it's so expensive.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
Hey, watch me move.
I feel cross.
This is a day to remember
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
My life is cursed.
Please, stay where you are.
Open the curtains.
Today is the day
Life is like an ocean...
I have lost the will to live.
I need you.
Put it here.
You monster!
This room is unstable.
I've reported it to mother.
You know it.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
Good night!
This is the right time to be here.
Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
Give me the can opener.
We've only got one chance.
You will always want me.
I'll open it.
I want you to be tenacious.
I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?
I want you to stop looking at me.
I can offer you a carrot.
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
You are so good to me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
You are my only hope.
Silence is golden.
I want that panda out of my house!
I'm the worst bodyguard who ever lived.
I am absentminded.
I know math.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sasquatch.
I heard a voice coming from the lounge room.
Take the piano and leave.
You never smile.
This looks suspicious.
When the door opens, start crying.
Let's play
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
I'm going to need a lot of buttons.
Are you kidding me? We're not alone!
Get ready, or get out.
I feel daring.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I've reported it to the press.
Your tongue has turned green.
I have a secret.
It was my fault that the icecream melted.
Darling, it's alive.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
We need to make a plan.
It's your fault that the boat floated away.
You are an idiot.
I'm going to need a knight.
You should make peace with your mother.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Maybe no one will notice
I can offer you a beer.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I can't find my bird anywhere.
This is the perfect time to be here.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?
My life is a mystery.
You are not my mother.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Don't just stand there.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
Someone's having a bad day.
I want you to be ravenous.
This looks wrong.
Can I make believe?
It's not right.
I want you to love me.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
I could never love you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
I'll keep guard.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Hand me the spatula.
I volunteer to eat it!
I feel cold.
Get ready to run.
You are my favourite.
You're going to need a deputy.
You are so kind to me.
Find some proof that she tricked you.
Let's eat
I heard a sound coming from the barn.
The first thing to consider is safety.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I'm no good.
Pain is like a river...
You should make peace with your father.
Did you fart today?
This room is bugged.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
Please, stop smoking.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
It was my fault that you slipped in the driveway.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
You're under arrest!
I want that alligator out of my room!
You will always love me.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I want to tell you about the grand opening.
You are an artist.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
It's giving me hope.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Take the drink and leave.
I am going to the funeral.
A girl needs her grandfather.
I'm going to need a wrench.
I want you to clean up after me.
I want you to be uncomplaining.
Learning is like drinking a bottle of wine...
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
You deserve this
It's time to make lunch.
I volunteer myself!
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
I know more than you realise.
I will always need you.
We're cursed.
I feel responsible.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweatshirt.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to join me on my trip to France.
I never killed anyone.
Open the door.
I heard laughter coming from the bathroom.
I want you to stop following me.
You're going to need a bartender.
Your ears have turned red.
This is the worst time to be alone.
This room is haunted.
This is a fine ship
Don't fool around.
Did you fart last night?
You are my teacher.
While there is life, there is hope.
I love summer in Switzerland.
My love, it's dead.
It's your fault that the dog died.
I am artful.
I see you for who you are.
You should listen to your mother.
You can have it.
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
I want that elephant out of my car!
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.
It was my fault that the boat floated away.
Who left a muffin in the lounge room?
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You should buy a lottery ticket.
I want to tell you about the Schnapps.
I want you to marry me.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Your face has turned stripey.
Can I make lemonade?
I want you to be sympathetic.
I feel trustworthy.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
I want to tell you about Saturday.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
I'm the only shipwright who ever lived.
You're going down!
When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.
I'm going to need a boatbuilder.
Okay, who left a whale in the corridor?
It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the hole.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Open your heart.
You despise me.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
I love you.
I see you smiling.
You said you didn't see your brother at all that day.
Find some proof that I betrayed you.
I'm crazy.
You are scared.
I want that bear out of my room!
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Throw me the fork.
Let's drink
Please, lie down.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I can't find my bed anywhere.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Can I make laughter?
I love winter in Brazil.
You never do what I want.
My love, it's delicious.
We should quit.
I want to tell you about the funeral.
We need to stop.
Good grief!
Leave it outside.
I want you to stop me.
No one can ever know that I like you
I'm the only gravedigger who ever lived.
You're crazy!
I have to tell you about the unicorn.
I want you to be gullible.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
Someone's watching us.
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