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It's time to make lunch.

When I was little, I wanted to be a game show host.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

You lost it.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

You are so nice to me.

We're the same person.

You are my love.

I never really lived.

I see you have done this before.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

Open the curtains.

Good grief!

I feel outrageous.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I can't find my sandwich anywhere.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I want that wolf out of my life!

You're a ghost.

You're going to need a marine.

We need to open it.

I'm trying to believe you.

It wasn't your fault that the bus was late.

Please, stop doing that.

Eating is all I can manage now.

I am grief.

Ha-cha-cha.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

If you don't want it, throw it away.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Can I make certain?

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

I'll listen.

Someone's in here.

I need to tell you about the the submarine.

I heard weeping coming from the dining room.

Darling, it's dead.

I have the poem.

I want you to stop blaming me.

This looks familiar.

I want you to marry me.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.

When the party starts, remain calm.

Your ears have turned blue.

I have a secret.

Maybe no one will notice

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I volunteer myself!

She was unconscious when I found her.

You despise me.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

My life is cursed.

I could never want you.

Leave it to the professionals.

It's giving me a headache.

I'm weird.

This is a fine ship

No one can ever know the truth.

I can offer you an icecream.

Good morning!

Don't upset your boss, not now.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

A girl needs her grandmother.

We've only got one of these.

Don't ask any questions.

You should listen to your father.

I am going to the wedding.

I can offer you a job.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Who left a knife in the chapel?

Let's dance

Get ready to dance.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

I've reported it to mother.

I know what happened.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Take this and pray.

I'm the best senator on this planet

I heard weeping coming from the guest room.

It's time to go to bed.

This is the right time to be angry.

It's your fault that the dog died.

Why do you tease me, so much?

Hey, watch me move.

I want that crow out of my room!

I need to tell you about Saturday.

Can I make love?

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

When I was little, I wanted to be a zookeeper.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Take the piano and leave.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

You monster!

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I'm a god.

You never stop to think.

My life matters.

You are so mean to me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

You could never want me.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

I have the knife.

I love winter in Japan.

I want you to betray me.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

It's not in.

It wasn't my fault that the label came off.

Please, stop smoking.

This is a day to remember

You are meddlesome.

Are you kidding me? We're not ready!

You pays your money and you takes your choice.

Did you get lucky this morning?

They know it was me

Stop, in the name of the law.

I'll get ready.

I despise you.

You are an inspiration.

Who left a fork in the basement?

You're going to need a hammer.

Someone's having a bad day.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Getting married is like taking a bath...

I know who you are.

I feel heartbroken.

My love, it's delicious.

I can offer you a water.

I want you to be discourteous.

Your eyes have turned yellow.

I'm cursed.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Take the piano and go.

I never killed anyone.

When the door opens, remain calm.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Take this for luck.

You're going down!

Sound the alarm!

I need to tell you about Wednesday.

I have money.

This looks edible.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

How dare you laugh at me!

I've reported it to Interpol.

Hey, watch me smile.

When I was little, I wanted to be a receptionist.

I'm the best guide on this planet

I want that lion out of my life!

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I want you to inspire me.

You angel!

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

I can't find my gin and tonic anywhere.

This room is shrinking.

I love summer in India.

It has to work

Patriotism is like a picnic in the park...

Cooking is all I can manage now.

It's your fault that the wig came off.

I volunteer to eat it!

I heard a noise coming from the bathroom.

I see you smiling.

Be careful!

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

A boy needs boundaries.

You are disloyal.

Can I make the world better?

Open the window.

I'm going to need a fork.

You never say what you're thinking.

We're magnificent.

I'm trying to win.

Take the money and go.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

Delivery!

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

You should listen to your mother.

I can offer you a macchiato.

We're going to need a real estate agent.

You are a handsome devil.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I know where you were.

I will always hate you.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

Okay. Just do what I do.

Learning is like turning on a radio...

I knew you could see it through.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

It was your fault that the party was ruined.

Don't wait to be asked.

I've reported it to the police.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Someone's coming this way.

Please, remain silent.

I want you to be unpleasant.

Show me the bread-stick.

It's not safe.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

I feel frisky.

Be better!

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Can I make sense?

I have the card.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Plug it in here.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You are my son.

I'm a ghost.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

I need to tell you about the shoemaker.

When the party starts, start crying.

You're crazy!

Did you fart while I was away?

I want you to cook for me.

I want that alligator out of my room!

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

I hate you.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

You need it.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

You fascinate me.

You're going to need a lot of help.

I can't find my whiskey anywhere.

I love spring in England.

Dammit, who left a bike in the library?

I can offer you a milkshake.

Victory is like a bar of soap...

No one suspects a thing

You're going to need a spatula.

We are dominating.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

I feel humble.

I can offer you a good price.

We're ghosts.

I want to tell you about Wednesday.

I am going to the party.

We've only got one option.

I see you came prepared.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I have powers.

Get ready for this.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the living room.

I'm insignificant.

Don't just stand there.

Hey, watch me leave.

When the lights go out, start singing.

Drop it here.

A boy needs his father.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

I never listened.

I'm the best geologist who ever lived.

Sorry, I have to take this.

We need to make a plan.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dressmaker.

Take the money and die.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

You are so kind to me.

Can I make a cake?

You made me cry on purpose.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

It's time to go.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

You're going to need an ornithologist.

Your lips have turned red.

You said you didn't see your sister at all today.

I'll get it.

Alright, who left a cow in the corridor?

I want you to love me.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

Whoop-whoop.

I want that shark out of my life!

Give me the saw.

Why do you love me, so much?

How dare you smile at me!

You are not my daughter.

I volunteer to go!

Don't upset your mother, not now.

You want it.

I want you to be unlucky.

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

This looks wrong.

When the party starts, start singing.

We're going to need a can opener.

I can offer you a burger.

We've only got one chance.

I have time.

Reading is good for the soul.

I know math.

Good night!

I am amoral.

I want you.

Please, stay where you are.

I love winter in Brazil.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

He was unconscious when I found him.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

You should quit.

Take this with water.

We're gods.

I've reported it to the press.

Can I make a home?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I see you every day.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

Am I under arrest, or not?

My life is a mystery.

You could never hate me.

You are a twit.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I want you to stop believing in me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

We're special.

You never do what I want.

You're amazing!

How much influence do you have?

I feel frivolous.

You're going to need a lot of sand.

Who left a guitar in the laundry?

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

When I was little, I wanted to be a publisher.

Let's eat

I can't find my goat anywhere.

Your eyes have turned blue.

I never could make up my mind.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Your tongue has turned yellow.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

I'm the greatest matador who ever lived.

How dare you look at me!

It was your fault that the money disappeared.

Are you crazy? We're not friends!

I want you to look at me.

I can offer you a cocktail.

This room is unstable.

A girl needs her mother.

This is a fine mess

I want you to be woeful.

I love autumn in Antarctica.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I know more than you realise.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

It's your fault that we ran out of eggs.

Don't get too close.

I could never despise you.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Leave it outside.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

No one can ever know that I like to sing

You can have too much of a good thing.

We need to help each other.

We're going to need a shovel.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

Please, don't touch that.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Who left a merlot in the garage?

I'm alone in the universe.

I have the letter.

I feel hopeful.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Show me the ukulele.

When the party starts, hide.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

It wasn't your fault that the play sucked.

It's giving me grief.

I see you are thinking.

It's not appropriate.

This looks odd.

It's going to be okay

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

I'll sit on it.

Hey, watch me dance.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Getting married is like tidying your room...

You're going to need a lot of wood.

A girl needs money.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I can offer you a celery stick.

Get ready to laugh.

We should ask for more money.

I'm the greatest printer on this planet

I want you to be old.

You're a god.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

I have to tell you about the Santa's workshop.

No one can ever know what we did.

I want that eagle out of my car!

I want you to stop questioning me.

My life means nothing.

Be yourself!

Take the drink and leave.

Someone's locked the door.

I feel nervous.

I want you to clean up after me.

I want you to join me on my trip to America.

We need to make out.

You are not my type.

I love winter in Switzerland.

Your face has turned yellow.

I am going to the grand opening.

Freedom is like a picnic at the beach...

I knew you could survive.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

We're going to need a fork.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

When I was little, I wanted to be a zombie.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.

Stop, in the name of love.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

You are my only hope.

I have faith.

A boy needs love.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Fears are like chocolate...

You should ask your mother.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

It's giving me an error message.

I want that bird out of my life!

You're really something!

Can I make a difference?

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

We're going to need a lot of water.

You're going to need a bartender.

I want you to be paternalistic.

I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

Don't fool around.

I've reported it to the President.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

I'm the only lumberjack on this planet

It's not working.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Leave it alone.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I want you to stop me.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

Hand me the celery stick.

I feel embarrassed.

Dammit, who left a spoon in the walk-in freezer?

Put it here.

It wasn't your fault that the plane was late.

I have to tell you about Thanksgiving.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

We should think about this.

You need me.

You are not my father.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

Get ready to run.

You should disown your mother.

We're lucky.

We're going to need an executioner.

Take the drink and go.

This room is haunted.

Your eyes have turned grey.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Let's get it

Dying is like opening a letter...

You are restrained.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

I'm going to need a can opener.

You're going to pay!

When I was little, I wanted to be a DJ.

Did you fart at work?

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

I want you to be complacent.

It's your fault that the crops died.

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