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What will you do, now that you've found God?

Delivery!

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You are a twit.

It was my fault that we ran out of milk.

You are my favourite.

I never killed anyone.

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

Why do you tease me, so much?

Take the piano and go.

All's well that ends well.

Who left a spoon in the cell?

I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.

This looks interesting.

It's time to pack your bags.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

I'm insignificant.

I could never want you.

Let's watch TV!

Be safe!

You burned it on purpose.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You will always fascinate me.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

It's your fault that the party was ruined.

I'm a god.

You're going to need a spatula.

I love summer in Germany.

I can't find my duck anywhere.

You are so nice to me.

Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?

I'm the worst doctor on this planet

My love, it's so shiny.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

It's giving me an error message.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

You devil!

I want you to cook for me.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

When the lights go out, put on your clothes.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

You're coming with me!

I have the will.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

Open the bottle.

I know what to do.

This room is haunted.

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

Open it here.

You found it.

We're gods.

When I was little, I wanted to be a taxi-driver.

We should ask for more money.

You are not my favourite.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

It's not tight enough.

How dare you smile at me!

You are compassionate.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I volunteer to eat it!

I feel comfortable.

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

My life matters.

Take the money and die.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Good luck!

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I am going to Easter.

I'll keep guard.

I want you to stop lying to me.

Don't ask any questions.

You are a poet.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

This is a fine ship

Can I make it fun?

You never have time for me.

You are my teacher.

No one can ever know what we did.

Someone's in here.

Dancing is good for the soul.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Please, give up while you can.

Show no mercy

I want you to help me.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

I have lost the will to live.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Take this for luck.

I see you have done this before.

If you don't want it, put it back.

If anything can go wrong, it will.

I heard laughter coming from the stable.

We're insignificant.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

It's time to go.

I can offer you an egg nog.

I'm going to need an antique dealer.

I feel ecstatic.

I can't find my zebra anywhere.

You're going to need a lot of luck.

I want you to be fanciful.

Drop it here.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

Did you get lucky today?

Are you nuts? We're not alone!

I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I was here.

We're ghosts.

I want you to cancel my trip to America.

Leave it until morning.

We are merry.

You're never going to get away with this!

Open the door.

You know it.

Be better!

I want that chimpanzee out of my life!

Who left a screwdriver in the cell?

I'm the worst explorer on this planet

Sound the alarm!

We should go to the police.

You are not my father.

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Let's play

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

My life is over.

You are my inspiration.

Hey, watch me move.

Don't upset your father, not now.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Show me the spoon.

I volunteer to go!

Take the drink and go.

I am going to the party.

You should call your father.

This looks peculiar.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

This is the worst time to be alone.

Get ready to die.

A boy needs confidence.

Take this with water.

Ha-cha-cha.

It's not open.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

This is a stick up.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

How dare you laugh at me!

You never do what I want.

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

Someone's locked the door.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

I want you to be egocentric.

I want that hamster out of my room!

You monster!

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I need you.

I feel serene.

I never really lived.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Necessity is the mother of all invention.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Your face has turned pink.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

This room is shrinking.

He was unconscious when I found him.

We're the same person.

I can offer you a job.

I am helpful.

When I was little, I wanted to be a swimmer.

I see you came prepared.

I am going to Christmas.

You should find your father.

Can I make a mess?

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Okay. Just do what I do.

I'm the worst cheesemaker on this planet

Why do you hate me, so much?

All's well that ends well

Hand me the ball.

You're really something!

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I want you to stop following me.

I want you to marry me.

You want me.

I'm going to need a lot of glue.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

Let's get it

You are my mother.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the bathroom.

Don't fool around.

It was my fault that the toast got burnt.

I love fall in America.

You should start a business.

You're no good.

It's not alive.

I've reported it to the police.

I know the future.

Get ready to run.

Take the money and leave.

You're a god.

We need to make a plan.

You won't find it.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

I feel warm.

You are a liar.

The end justifies the means.

A boy needs his friends.

You are so good to me.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I have the time.

I'll be here, if you need me.

Good grief!

I want you to be admirable.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

I will always love you.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

Can I make dessert?

You never call me.

You could never need me.

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

I see you every day.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

Am I under arrest, or not?

This looks wrong.

I want you to listen to me.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

You should write to your mother.

We're going to need a shovel.

I can offer you a kebab.

Take the piano and leave.

We need to eat.

Leave it alone.

Get ready for this.

Okay, who left a bread-stick in the dungeon?

Be yourself!

Give me the spatula.

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Failure is like a picnic at the beach...

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

I'm crazy.

Plug it in here.

How much courage do you have?

I want you to stop tricking me.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I'm the only sage on this planet

I never hurt anybody.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

I've reported it to the press.

We're going to need a thief.

You should think about this.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Please, stop smoking.

Just be yourself

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

I'll open it.

I have faith.

Good morning!

I want to tell you about the wizard.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I knew you could open it.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

I want you.

I want you to hold me.

You are a hero.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Hey, watch me leave.

Whoop-whoop.

I want you to be reliable.

My life means nothing.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

This is the right time to be happy.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

We're going to need a knife.

We've only got one option.

If you can't be good, be careful.

This looks nice.

I'm a ghost.

You should disown your mother.

Take this with you.

Throw me the teddy bear.

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Stop, in the name of the law.

This room is unstable.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You never take me seriously.

I love winter in India.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

Your ears have turned pink.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

Am I dead, or not?

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

Running for office is like opening a window...

This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable

I want to tell you about the painter.

I just want a corkscrew. What's wrong with that?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

I'm the best executioner on this planet

Who left a kite in the studio?

I have 20-20 vision.

I am going to the funeral.

Let's go

You are freethinking.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bread.

I feel dirty.

Sweetheart, it's delicious.

I'm going to need a spatula.

I'm going to need a jeweler.

I want that wolf out of my house!

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

It has to work

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

You're a ghost.

A girl needs her friends.

Give it here.

You're going to need a lot of concrete.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

I have to tell you about Saturday.

You are an idiot.

Be careful!

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

This is a fine mess

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

No one can ever know that you escaped.

I know where you were.

We're alone in the universe.

This looks odd.

You could never love me.

I can offer you a cocktail.

We've only got one hope.

I can't find my lemonade anywhere.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

When the party starts, start singing.

It's time to go to bed.

I could never love you.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I want you to be modern.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Get ready to laugh.

My life is cursed.

You should make peace with your father.

I want you to kiss me.

I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?

It's giving me a headache.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Please, stand.

It's not working.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

You're going to need a lot of leaves.

Just try not to cry

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I volunteer myself!

I feel pathetic.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Who left a horse in the dungeon?

We need to unite.

I never wanted this.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

You're under arrest!

I love summer in England.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

Leave it here.

How dare you look at me!

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I have the scroll.

We're going to need a physicist.

Life is like a party...

I want that chicken out of my car!

You are not my daughter.

We should think about this.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

We're going to need a saw.

Can I make mistakes?

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Someone's watching us.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

I'll listen.

We are sensual.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

It was your fault that we ran out of milk.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Your nose has turned orange.

I feel guilty.

A boy needs his own room.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Get ready, or get out.

I never listened.

This looks suspicious.

You are my daughter.

It's time to brush your teeth.

We need to make better decisions.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I just want a Guinness. What's wrong with that?

Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.

I'm the best writer on this planet

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

When the lights go out, start crying.

Who left a ball in the lobby?

I want that bird out of my car!

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

I should go to the police.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I'm trying to believe you.

I heard a howl coming from the wardrobe.

You're crazy!

I have to tell you about the sauna.

You will always love me.

I'm going to need a guitarist.

I love you.

I feel tearful.

You are so mean to me.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

I have the card.

I'm alone in the universe.

I'm going to need a lot of paint.

You never listen.

We've only got one of these.

I love summer in France.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Open the window.

We need to order pizza.

Your tongue has turned grey.

I bet you know why I'm here.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

I want you to look at me.

When I was little, I wanted to be a guru.

Darling, it's delicious.

No one will ever know

It's your fault that the wig came off.

I want you to cancel my trip to Spain.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!

Someone's listening.

Hate is like a mountain...

I never loved you.

I heard weeping coming from the living room.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

I am reassured.

I see you for who you are.

Wonders will never cease.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Your lips have turned yellow.

We're going to need a hammer.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

Leave it outside.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I want that puppy out of my life!

She was unconscious when I found her.

I feel heartbroken.

I want you to be sedentary.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

You never sing anymore.

You are so kind to me.

You can have it.

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

I can't find my sandwich anywhere.

This is the right time to be angry.

I'm trying to save you.

We've only got one life.

My love, it's alive.

We need to stop.

Put it here.

I'm special.

You could never despise me.

It's your fault that the money disappeared.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

Who left a lemonade in the chapel?

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