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It was your fault that the show was ruined.

It's giving me grief.

I'm trying to win.

Gardening is one of the great pleasures in life.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Finding a job is like fixing the TV...

I will always want you.

I see you are thinking.

You dropped it.

I have the scroll.

I'm insignificant.

We've only got one life.

You should make peace with your mother.

How dare you laugh at me!

I can offer you a Heineken.

We need to open it.

Be yourself!

Hey, watch me dance.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

A boy needs his friends.

This looks odd.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

It's your fault that the cat died.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Okay. Just do what I do.

This room is haunted.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

Can I make informed decisions?

I want you to stop smelling me.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

Let's watch the game

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

You never call me.

I want you to cook for me.

We should ask for more money.

You need me.

You're coming with me!

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I love spring in America.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

Good grief!

I am going to the party.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

Show no mercy

I'm a ghost.

You are an inspiration.

Get ready to laugh.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I'm the greatest geologist who ever lived.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Sound the alarm!

I need to tell you about the apple.

Someone's in here.

I want you to be monstrous.

You're going to need a fork.

I have money.

Sleep is like a forest...

This is the right time to be afraid.

I know what to do.

You're going to need a broker.

I can offer you a good price.

Might is right.

My life matters.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Take this and pray.

You lost it.

I am outrageous.

I volunteer myself!

You monster!

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

It's giving me an error message.

I want that goat out of my house!

We're ghosts.

Take the drink and die.

Who left a can opener in the outhouse?

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

We need to stay.

Don't get too close.

I want you.

I heard weeping coming from the garage.

I see you smiling.

We're crazy.

Your cheeks have turned pink.

I can offer you a fishcake.

No one can ever know that you survived.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?

Good night!

Leave it until morning.

I love fall in India.

Hand me the knife.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slacks.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I've reported it to the President.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Don't upset your boss, not now.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

I want you to stop looking at me.

This is the worst time to be happy.

You never say what you're thinking.

You are so kind to me.

I have the time.

I'm the best gardener on this planet

You can do this

Did you fart last night?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I want you to hold me.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

Your tongue has turned white.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

You are a genius.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

You're a god.

Whoop-whoop.

A girl needs her grandfather.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

It's giving me a headache.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You are dramatic.

I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.

My love, it's so juicy.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

I knew you could see it through.

I never gave up hope.

I'll get it.

This looks nice.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Can I make an igloo?

I feel odd.

This is a fine mess

Be safe!

He was unconscious when I found him.

Eating is all I can manage now.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I have a secret.

You never take me seriously.

You are so good to me.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I'm going to need a cab driver.

This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

Why do you tease me, so much?

My life is over.

You love me.

Delivery!

When I was little, I wanted to be a DJ.

This is the only thing that's made the last four years bearable

I love spring in Ireland.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

It was your fault that we ran out of milk.

I've reported it to the press.

We're lucky.

Please, stop laughing.

Let's dance

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I need you.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I have the poem.

I want you to be difficult.

I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

Winners don't quit

A boy needs a job.

I can offer you a job.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

It's not yours.

You are bewildered.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

No one can ever know the truth.

Darling, it's delicious.

Your face has turned green.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

This looks bad.

She was unconscious when I found her.

We're the same person.

I want you to kiss me.

I never killed anyone.

Open your heart.

Be better!

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

Give me the spatula.

We need to make a plan.

I want that goat out of my life!

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Leave it outside.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

I have powers.

My life is a mystery.

Give it here.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

I can offer you a muffin.

We've only got one bullet.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

This is a day to remember

I have to tell you about Thursday.

Who left a knife in the garage?

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

I feel lazy.

A girl needs boundaries.

We're going to need a deputy.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

I'll help.

You're no good.

Wisdom is like a movie...

If you don't want it, put it back.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

How dare you smile at me!

You angel!

I've reported it to mother.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I knew you could make up your mind.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I see you let yourself in.

I love summer in India.

I want you to stop loving me.

Your lips have turned red.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

Let's play

I want you to betray me.

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

You're a ghost.

Leave it here.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

Take the drink and leave.

You are not my father.

I heard weeping coming from the office.

You are sober.

Fears are like spaghetti...

I want that duck out of my car!

When the door opens, start crying.

Get ready to die.

This looks wrong.

Can I make lunch?

My life means nothing.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

Your nose has turned grey.

Put it here.

You said you didn't see your brother at all today.

I have lost the will to live.

I know math.

You could never fascinate me.

I can offer you a gin and tonic.

I'm going to need a gravedigger.

You should go to the police.

My love, it's dead.

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

This is a fine ship

You never have time for me.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

You are a handsome devil.

I'm magnificent.

I'm the only jockey on this planet

I want you to document my trip to China.

Stop, in the name of the law.

I want you to be astigmatic.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

Throw me the chair.

When I was little, I wanted to be a merchant.

I'm trying to save you.

I am going to Christmas.

A boy needs his mother.

I want you to stop following me.

We're going to need a wrench.

Reading is good for the soul.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

I'll watch.

You should ask your mother.

I have to tell you about Monday.

I am enraged.

Please, don't drink that.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes possible.

How dare you look at me!

I have the letter.

This looks peculiar.

Open the curtains.

I know what happened.

I feel dejected.

I never wanted to die.

It's time to pack your bags.

We're going to need a fisher.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

We're going to need a lot of paint.

The truth is like a multi-choice quiz...

This room is unstable.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

Let's drink

Can I make a contribution?

You're weird.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Your nose has turned white.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

I love summer in Germany.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

I'm the greatest bandit who ever lived.

Who left an ukulele in the basement?

This is the worst time to be amused.

This is a stick up.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!

Fears are like chocolate...

This looks suspicious.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

It's giving me hope.

Your ears have turned blue.

I have the knife.

You are tense.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

I'll get ready.

I never hurt anybody.

How much money do you have?

I should pay the bill.

I am going to the grand opening.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I know more than you realise.

I want that chicken out of my life!

We need to stop.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Hand me the sandwich.

It's not safe.

Why do you love me, so much?

No one can ever know that I can dance.

I knew you could live like this.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

Can I make a pillow fort?

You're going to need a lot of wood.

Get ready for this.

No one can ever know that I like you

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

You're amazing!

Alright, who left a bike in the bathroom?

I heard laughter coming from the library.

My life is cursed.

You will always need me.

I'm the worst janitor who ever lived.

Did you eat last night?

I am dejected.

Open it here.

You won't find it.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I want you to help me.

We've only got one hope.

I see you every day.

My love, it's alive.

I'm a god.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

When I was little, I wanted to be a centaur.

Your ears have turned yellow.

Good morning!

I want you to be disinterested.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You are not my mother.

Your nose has turned spotted.

Hey, watch me move.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

You are my reason for living.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

I want you to stop blaming me.

It's your fault that Mum fell down the hole.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

I am going to the wedding.

I can offer you a 7-up.

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

I'm going to need a philanthropist.

Don't let the grass grow under your feet.

Throw me the spatula.

I never wanted this.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

Open the window.

You can't have it.

You want me.

I'm the only chauffeur who ever lived.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Take this with water.

I'm crazy.

We are unhappy.

Can I make bubbles?

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I want you to join me on my trip to Australia.

I need to tell you about the the North Pole.

I will always need you.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

I have faith.

I want that fox out of my life!

Get ready to run.

I'll open it.

I want you to marry me.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

You should disown your father.

Your nose has turned red.

Leave it alone.

I heard weeping coming from the lounge room.

Hey, watch me smile.

You never do what I want.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

You devil!

We're going to need a knife.

You are an idiot.

I know where you were.

This room is shrinking.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Someone's locked the door.

I want you to be perfectionist.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Show me the spoon.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Take the money and go.

Drop it here.

Please, stand.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

We should think about this.

You're really something!

A boy needs his space.

I never really lived.

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.

Dating is like doing the shopping...

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

I can't find my wine anywhere.

I can offer you a kebab.

This is the right time to be alone.

Take this for luck.

It's not tight enough.

You hate me.

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

Don't upset your father, not now.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of money.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I am private.

I guess you have heard the stories about my father?

You never stop to think.

I'm alone in the universe.

When I was little, I wanted to be an architect.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I'm the best jeweler on this planet

I have needs.

I'm trying to forgive you.

I love winter in Japan.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

You are my favourite.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

Your lips have turned white.

Can I make trouble?

This room is bugged.

I want to tell you about the slice of pizza.

We're going to need a hammer.

I'll listen.

I feel lonely.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

Open the bottle.

Show me the ukulele.

Buying a house is like opening a gift...

Don't just stand there.

Please, give up while you can.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

You are so mean to me.

Your nose has turned green.

I want you to be enervated.

I want you to cancel my trip to France.

I can offer you a celery stick.

I want you to stop questioning me.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

You should make peace with your father.

It was your fault that the bus was late.

A boy needs confidence.

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