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Take this with water.

Motivation is like a party...

I'm trying to leave.

This is a fine mess

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

Did you fart at work?

I want you to stop following me.

You are so kind to me.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

Please, give me that.

This is the worst time to be alone.

I want you to love me.

If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.

Let's play

This looks odd.

How dare you smile at me!

Leave it to the professionals.

I could never love you.

A girl needs confidence.

I have needs.

It's time to brush your teeth.

My life is over.

Hand me the fork.

I've reported it to the police.

Be better!

I have the gun.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

I am going to the funeral.

Delivery!

I bet you know why I'm broke.

We've only got one bullet.

I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?

You could never hate me.

You crashed the car on purpose.

We're magnificent.

I want you to be solitary.

I can offer you a daiquiri.

Take the drink and die.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

You are cross.

Am I under arrest, or not?

I love winter in India.

Good morning!

I'm the greatest ventriloquist who ever lived.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

You are a godsend.

Why do you hate me, so much?

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Are you nuts? We're not together!

We should start a business.

You are my father.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

I see you smiling.

Get ready, or get out.

I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?

This room is haunted.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

If you're done, we'll get started.

You broke it.

Who left a monkey in the attic?

I want you to stop questioning me.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all yesterday.

Someone's having a bad day.

I can't find my shovel anywhere.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I want you to cancel my trip to England.

I want you to betray me.

Can I make a contribution?

We're going to need a mathematician.

We need to go.

You monster!

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

This is the right time to be afraid.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

We're ghosts.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I'm a god.

Leave it here.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Don't just stand there.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I could never hate you.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

I've reported it to the press.

I know the future.

I have the time.

You're going to need a screwdriver.

I want that frog out of my life!

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Let's watch the game

I want you to be young.

We're lucky.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

Hopes are like chocolate...

Ha-cha-cha.

No one suspects a thing

I just want a ball. What's wrong with that?

Give me the chair.

Open the window.

Did you eat today?

Sweetheart, it's dead.

It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the shower.

It's not open.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

I'll open it.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

Take the piano and go.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Sound the alarm!

It's giving me hope.

When I was little, I wanted to be a pixie.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

This looks great.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the walk-in freezer.

Be safe!

Get ready to die.

You are an idiot.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

I'm going to need a comedian.

I never loved you.

Please, come in.

Your ears have turned yellow.

I volunteer myself!

We're the same person.

You will always love me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

You're a god.

My life means nothing.

You're going to need a fork.

You're no good.

I can't find my bird anywhere.

Good grief!

You found it.

You should protect your mother.

Plug it in here.

I want you to be argumentative.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

I'm the best governor on this planet

I am well-meaning.

Let's go

You are not my son.

No one can ever know that I like you

This is a day to remember

Can I make sense?

Someone's locked the door.

This is the perfect time to be here.

He was unconscious when I found him.

You're never going to get away with this!

I have the letter.

Be careful!

Practice what you preach.

I love summer in Ireland.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

We need to break up.

I want that zebra out of my room!

It's not safe.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Find some proof that she deceived you.

I bet you know why I'm going.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

Who left a doll in the cloakroom?

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Throw me the bread-stick.

You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.

I'll help.

I feel relaxed.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

It was my fault that the game sucked.

I see you for who you are.

We should go to the police.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

Redemption is like a river...

Hey, watch me leave.

I want you to look at me.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

Don't ask any questions.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I knew you could see it through.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

I can offer you an egg nog.

I am going to the grand opening.

You're insignificant.

I'm a ghost.

Give it here.

My life is cursed.

Take this with you.

You're going to need a barber.

Can I make dumplings?

I volunteer as tribute!

I have the poem.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

You are so nice to me.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Dreams are like chocolate...

You need me.

You're going to pay!

I heard weeping coming from the lobby.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.

You are not my mother.

I'll sit on it.

I just want a spoon. What's wrong with that?

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

If you don't want it, put it back.

I'm the worst psychiatrist who ever lived.

Hand me the burger.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

How much courage do you have?

Why do you tease me, so much?

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

I can't find my ukulele anywhere.

I am going to the wedding.

Open sesame.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

You're cursed.

I want you to document my trip to China.

I want that turtle out of my car!

This room is shrinking.

No one can ever know how we did it.

I should go to the police.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

I love summer in England.

Hey, watch me dance.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

You devil!

I despise you.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I see you have done this before.

You are my only hope.

When the lights go out, hide.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

She was unconscious when I found her.

A girl needs her mother.

I want you to hold me.

I know more than you realise.

We're going to need a wrench.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

We are silly.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Get ready to laugh.

Someone's coming this way.

I want you to stop blaming me.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

This is a fine ship

You never smile.

Can I make joy?

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

When I was little, I wanted to be a leprechaun.

I heard a howl coming from the barn.

This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.

Hand me the candy-bar.

I want you to be hard working.

I feel at ease.

This looks bad.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I'll wait here.

It wasn't your fault that the movie sucked.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

Take this for luck.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

You will always need me.

We're crazy.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

It's almost over

You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.

I'm going to need a dentist.

I never wanted to die.

Please, stop crying.

We've only got one chance.

I'm the best carpenter on this planet

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Good luck!

You are my teacher.

You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.

We're going to need a lot of water.

A boy needs his father.

I need to tell you about the spring-roll.

Am I coming with you, or not?

You are an inspiration.

You are so good to me.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

My love, it's so shiny.

Someone's in here.

I'm going to need a shovel.

Leave it until morning.

I just want a mouse. What's wrong with that?

Don't wait to be asked.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

We should ask for more money.

No one can ever know that you survived.

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I have to tell you about the party.

I love spring in Canada.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

It was your fault that the crops died.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

Show me the slice of pizza.

I'll keep guard.

This looks suspicious.

It's time to make lunch.

I am going to Easter.

I know what happened.

I knew you could live like this.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

I've reported it to mother.

This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.

Who left a chair in the barn?

A boy needs his own room.

I want you to document my trip to France.

Stop, in the name of the law.

You never sing anymore.

Falling in love is like going to the playground...

I will always despise you.

Whatever happens, don't panic

I want you to kill me.

I never could make up my mind.

You are so mean to me.

I can offer you a job.

I'm going to need a lot of luck.

You're under arrest!

Darling, it's so shiny.

I see you are thinking.

We need to eat.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

I want you to be disobedient.

When I was little, I wanted to be a troll.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

Sorry, I have to take this.

You know it.

Can I make it through?

I'll watch.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

Please, stand.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

Life's not all beer and skittles.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

We are curious.

Open the curtains.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I should think about this.

We're going to need a spoon.

Hey, watch me smile.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Give me the shovel.

Life is like a river...

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

I volunteer to go!

This is a stick up.

A boy needs boundaries.

We're gods.

I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?

You never listen.

I have time.

Time to shine

Give me one good reason why I should wear a necklace.

Just sitting is all I can manage now.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the dining room.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of money.

Alright, who left a ball in the basement?

I never really lived.

I want you to listen to me.

You should listen to your father.

My love, it's delicious.

Did you fart just now?

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

We're going to need a spatula.

We are ready.

I'm the worst marine who ever lived.

Your cheeks have turned brown.

I love autumn in India.

I should buy a lottery ticket.

Finding a job is like lighting a fire...

I want you to stop laughing at me.

I'm trying to understand.

This room is unstable.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

You're magnificent.

Someone's listening.

When the door opens, make a run for it.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable

You could never despise me.

I can't find my chair anywhere.

You are my sunshine.

I can offer you a hot dog.

It's not dead.

Hey, watch me move.

I want you to be messy.

This is the right time to be here.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Please, don't take that.

Let's watch TV!

You're a ghost.

I have powers.

Get ready to run.

Show me the umbrella.

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

I heard laughter coming from the dungeon.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

Your face has turned spotted.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

We need to make better decisions.

I have the need, the need for speed.

We are vindictive.

This looks nice.

A boy needs his space.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

You should pay the bill.

I want you to cancel my trip to Hong Kong.

I want you to stop tricking me.

Winners don't quit

If you don't want it, can I have it?

Open your heart.

I'll be here, if you need me.

You should protect your father.

It's your fault that the crops died.

How dare you laugh at me!

No one can ever know that I killed him.

We're going to need a poet.

Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You're going to need a lot of wine.

I want you to be dry.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a Fanta.

It wasn't your fault that your heart got broken.

Let's get it

I feel terrified.

Hand me the chair.

Who left a spring-roll in the sauna?

I have to tell you about the Heaven.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

I love spring in France.

It's not ready.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

I heard a howl coming from the guest room.

Get ready for this.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

I have money.

It's time to pack your bags.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You're really something!

We are puritanical.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Just breathe

Someone's watching us.

I'm insignificant.

My life matters.

I just want a croissant. What's wrong with that?

Don't cast pearls before swine.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

I should start a business.

We need to stop.

I need to tell you about the chicken wing.

I love winter in China.

Can I make lunch?

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

The first thing to consider is safety.

I'm trying to believe you.

Eating is all I can manage now.

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

I'm going to need a veterinarian.

You should ask your mother.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

I will always love you.

It wasn't your fault that the train was late.

Death is like a forest...

Find some proof that he fooled you.

Did you eat while I was away?

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