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When the bell rings, put on your clothes.

I knew you could open it.

Get ready, or get out.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I have the gun.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Hide in plain sight.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

I never felt so alone.

Throw me the ball.

Good luck!

You should write to your mother.

You should ask for more money.

We are lying.

I can offer you a sandwich.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I love winter in India.

I want you to be energetic.

When I was little, I wanted to be a builder.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Don't upset your father, not now.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I want you to stop blaming me.

You're crazy.

It's giving me grief.

I'm going to need a bartender.

Hey, watch me smile.

Did you get lucky this morning?

You're going down!

This is a fine ship

You are not my favourite.

This looks bad.

You're a ghost.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

We're the same person.

I volunteer myself!

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

Who left a cocktail in the dining room?

How dare you look at me!

I could never want you.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

I want that dingo out of my car!

My life is over.

Getting married is like opening a can of spaghetti...

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I want you to document my trip to Japan.

We've only got one option.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Your cheeks have turned white.

We're going to need a lot of leaves.

I have powers.

I want you to listen to me.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.

We are reassured.

Leave it here.

I feel serene.

I'll wait here.

You should listen to your father.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

Good morning!

Thoughts are like chocolate...

I should be as quiet as a mouse.

You devil!

When the lights go out, start singing.

Dare to dream

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

Please, don't move.

I've reported it to the police.

Someone's locked the door.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

You crashed the car on purpose.

Take the drink and die.

I love autumn in Australia.

You are so nice to me.

I'm a god.

This room is unstable.

Open the window.

It's not easy.

I can't find my can opener anywhere.

I just want a room. What's wrong with that?

Throw it here.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

You're amazing!

No one can ever know how we did it.

I can offer you a coffee.

I see you know what to do.

Your tongue has turned red.

I never gave up hope.

Be better!

Dancing is good for the soul.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.

Take this with water.

I have the need, the need for speed.

You said you didn't see your wife at all yesterday.

Don't ask any questions.

I want you to stop looking at me.

How dare you smile at me!

I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?

I bet you know why I'm happy.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

Give me the doll.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I feel patriotic.

She was unconscious when I found her.

We're gods.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water just now?

I want to tell you about the burger.

I love fall in France.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Sorry, is all that I can say.

We need to unite.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Who left a fork in the kitchen?

You're going to need a screwdriver.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

Please, give up while you can.

When I was little, I wanted to be a coach.

You want it.

You're a god.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I've reported it to mother.

I want you to be casual.

We should be as quiet as a mouse.

Show no mercy

This looks great.

I am going to the wedding.

Get ready to run.

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

You angel!

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a cappuccino.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

You want me.

It was your fault that the bus was late.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Be yourself!

Let's drink

No one can ever know that I am alive.

Open the door.

I'm trying to help.

Leave it to the professionals.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Someone's watching us.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Your cheeks have turned purple.

This is a day to remember

You should call your mother.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

I heard weeping coming from the garage.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I will always hate you.

You never listen.

Am I dead, or not?

I can offer you a good price.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Hand me the candy-bar.

I want that fish out of my house!

I'm the greatest herbalist on this planet

Darling, it's so juicy.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I am going to the grand opening.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

We're ghosts.

I want you to be mawkish.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I can't find my burger anywhere.

Dammit, who left a saw in the guest room?

Take this for luck.

I've reported it to the President.

I want you to cook for me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

Take the money and go.

Open it here.

It's always darkest just before the dawn.

I want you to join me on my trip to Germany.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

I want to tell you about Christmas.

My life is cursed.

I know where you were.

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

You're cursed.

We need to stay.

Leave it outside.

A boy needs his mother.

No one can ever know that I was here.

It's time to go to bed.

You are my everything.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

I can offer you a chicken wing.

When I was little, I wanted to be an interior designer.

I love spring in Japan.

Your nose has turned black.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Time to shine

No one can ever know the truth.

This looks interesting.

We should quit.

I see you every day.

Darling, it's dead.

Open sesame.

I just want a chair. What's wrong with that?

I feel impulsive.

You're never going to get away with this!

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I have money.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

Wisdom is like a bar of soap...

I will always love you.

I'll get it.

Can I make it count?

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

I want you to stop believing in me.

You broke it.

Take this with you.

Delivery!

You fascinate me.

I want you to kill me.

Be careful!

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

I need to tell you about the conductor.

You never smile.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Okay, who left a bread-stick in the control room?

My life matters.

Throw me the croissant.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I want that bee out of my room!

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I'm going to need a lot of food.

This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable

I am going to Easter.

A girl needs her father.

It's your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.

I'm no good.

Let's watch the game

We're going to need a spoon.

When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.

A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

Please, stay where you are.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Stop, in the name of love.

Am I coming with you, or not?

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

I can't find my swan anywhere.

This room is haunted.

Whatever happens, don't panic

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

I have the knife.

I want you to stop loving me.

This is a stick up.

It's not heavy.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Sound the alarm!

I feel ecstatic.

The first thing to consider is safety.

You are not my father.

I volunteer to eat it!

Hand me the slice of pizza.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I want you to document my trip to Germany.

You should ask your mother.

You made me cry on purpose.

I want you to help me.

Who left a whale in the garage?

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

It was my fault that the crops died.

Good grief!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

You are solemn.

You never sing anymore.

No one can ever know that I can fly.

I want that bird out of my car!

We need to order pizza.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

It's time to pack your bags.

My life means nothing.

You said you didn't see your mother at all today.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

Please, stop shouting.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

Why do you tease me, so much?

You monster!

You are a handsome devil.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I want you to be closed off.

This is the perfect time to be happy.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I could never hate you.

I have the scroll.

My love, it's so expensive.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.

You found it.

You should vote.

I am going to Christmas.

It's not mine.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Your tongue has turned stripey.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You should protect your mother.

Find some proof that they tricked you.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

I want you to join me on my trip to China.

Did you eat at work?

When I was little, I wanted to be a matador.

We've only got one life.

You are so good to me.

I never hurt anybody.

I'm trying to tie my laces.

Can I make up?

I can't find my horse anywhere.

I'll listen.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

We're cursed.

I want that hamster out of my house!

I love spring in England.

This is a fine mess

We need to make a plan.

Let's watch TV!

When the party starts, remain calm.

You are my love.

We're going to need a hammer.

You're going to need a lot of snacks.

It's giving me hope.

Fears are like chocolate...

You never say what you're thinking.

I want you to read to me.

This is crazy

You burned it on purpose.

I want you to stop lying to me.

You are an artist.

I despise you.

I feel tearful.

A girl needs her grandmother.

I can offer you a whiskey.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.

Someone's having a bad day.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I knew you could make up your mind.

I'm the greatest hypnotist who ever lived.

Take the drink and go.

You could never despise me.

Your face has turned brown.

You should make peace with your mother.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

This is the right time to be afraid.

You are popular.

When the lights go out, start crying.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

I can offer you a job.

We've only got one of these.

Throw me the ukulele.

We're going to need a cartoonist.

It was my fault that the icecream melted.

Please, sit down.

Hey, watch me move.

I want you to cancel my trip to China.

It's not alive.

You're coming with me!

I see you smiling.

I'm special.

I'll be here, if you need me.

We need to eat.

You never call me.

I have lost the will to live.

I want you to stop tricking me.

This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.

Leave it alone.

I have the poem.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

When I was little, I wanted to be a flight attendant.

You should start a business.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I feel calm.

You should make peace with your father.

Ha-cha-cha.

Don't get too close.

Opposites attract.

I am going to the party.

I heard weeping coming from the outhouse.

Learning is like opening a gate...

Did you get lucky at work?

I'm the best pianist on this planet

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

You are a twit.

I knew you could survive.

I want that octopus out of my car!

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

Get ready to die.

You're going to need a plumber.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of bananas.

My love, it's beautiful.

Someone's coming this way.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I know what happened.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I'll watch.

I can't find my rocket anywhere.

You could never need me.

I'm trying to care.

I can offer you a pickle.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.

I volunteer to go!

I am going to the funeral.

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

I am orderly.

Your face has turned orange.

I will always want you.

Give me the fork.

I'm the best waiter who ever lived.

I have to tell you about the ninja.

I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

I have the time.

A boy needs his space.

Can I make love?

I have time.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

You can have it.

I want you to be vague.

When I was little, I wanted to be a psychiatrist.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

You deserve this

Hey, watch me dance.

Whoop-whoop.

Falling in love is like going to the playground...

I need to tell you about Friday.

Take the piano and go.

You never take me seriously.

This is the perfect time to be here.

No one can ever know that you can fly.

You are so kind to me.

Friendship is like a violin...

I feel old.

You're special.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

We need to make out.

You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.

I want to tell you about the cracker.

Who left an espresso in the walk-in freezer?

I know what to do.

I can offer you an ale.

Why do you love me, so much?

I need you.

Don't bite off more than you can chew.

When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.

You love me.

I see you for who you are.

This room is shrinking.

Your eyes have turned green.

I can't find my Mountain Dew anywhere.

We are barbaric.

I want you to be possessive.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

I have a secret.

Did you eat yesterday?

I'm a ghost.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Your face has turned white.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

Show me the bike.

I love fall in Australia.

I'm going to need a mortician.

This is the right time to be angry.

My love, it's dead.

I should start a business.

We're crazy.

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