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I want that fish out of my life!

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

Show me the hammer.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Gardening is not as easy as it looks.

You are not my mother.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Please, remain silent.

We're the same person.

You should start a business.

My life matters.

I can offer you a good price.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

We're going to need a bartender.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Find some proof that he deceived you.

Good night!

Sorry, I have to take this.

I volunteer to eat it!

Someone's locked the door.

Don't ask any questions.

Leave it alone.

He was unconscious when I found him.

No one can ever know that I was here.

I feel terrified.

I want you to stop tickling me.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

You never say what you're thinking.

You are so nice to me.

Be yourself!

This room is unstable.

You're lucky.

You're a god.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Get ready, or get out.

Your wisdom is like a violin...

You are my favourite.

I will always want you.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.

You can't have it.

I'm the greatest interpreter on this planet

I love summer in Japan.

I'm trying to win.

We've only got one of these.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

I heard a noise coming from the lobby.

You are an inspiration.

It's your fault that the bus was late.

It wasn't my fault that your heart got broken.

This is a stick up.

A girl needs her grandfather.

You're under arrest!

I know who you are.

No one can ever know the truth.

I can't find my saw anywhere.

I want you to be exciting.

Cooking is all I can manage now.

I can offer you an iced tea.

Your face has turned orange.

You could never need me.

I see you every day.

Can I make a mess?

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

Take the money and go.

You're going to need a wrench.

I'll watch.

Put it here.

My life is over.

You should go to the police.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Don't upset your father, not now.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

It's giving me hope.

Let's eat

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

It's not dead.

I have the gun.

I'm a god.

Am I coming with you, or not?

You never take me seriously.

You should protect your father.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

This room is shrinking.

Open the bottle.

I bet you know why I'm going.

I've reported it to Interpol.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

Sound the alarm!

We are rebellious.

Take this with water.

This looks great.

I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that I like to dance

This is the worst time to be happy.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I want you to clean up after me.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Knitting is not as easy as it looks.

I will always need you.

I am going to the grand opening.

Hand me the knife.

I love winter in Germany.

How dare you laugh at me!

It was your fault that the dinner got burnt.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You're going to pay!

I heard a sound coming from the office.

I feel like crying.

I can offer you a water.

Your ears have turned blue.

I'm trying to save you.

Be safe!

I want you to stop questioning me.

A girl needs her friends.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

You are a liar.

Why do you hate me, so much?

When I was little, I wanted to be a valkyrie.

We're ghosts.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I'll get ready.

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Delivery!

I need to tell you about Easter.

Please, don't eat that.

I have the poem.

Your face has turned brown.

I want you to be nihilistic.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Good luck!

Darling, it's delicious.

I can't find my bike anywhere.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

I see you came prepared.

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

Take the drink and die.

Winners don't quit

Take this with you.

Am I dead, or not?

Give me one good reason why I should wear overalls.

Leave it here.

It's time to make lunch.

Someone's in here.

This looks familiar.

I'm a ghost.

You will always fascinate me.

I've reported it to mother.

I volunteer to go!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I never listened.

Let's play

I can offer you a job.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

You are disturbing.

This is the worst time to be hysterical.

I'm lucky.

I love summer in France.

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a whiskey.

She was unconscious when I found her.

You angel!

I'm the best mobster on this planet

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

I want you to hold me.

We need to make better decisions.

I can't find my lemonade anywhere.

I knew you could open it.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Learning is like opening a bottle of beer...

If you don't want it, put it back.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

I heard laughter coming from the bedroom.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.

My life means nothing.

You never listen.

You are so good to me.

This is the only thing that's made the last five months possible.

I want you to be well-meaning.

I feel forgetful.

When I was little, I wanted to be a computer programmer.

How dare you look at me!

Be careful!

The first thing to consider is safety.

I see you know what to do.

Just breathe

Darling, it's beautiful.

This looks wrong.

You found it.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You're going to need a lot of nails.

It's not open.

Your lips have turned red.

Take the drink and go.

It's your fault that the crops died.

Get ready for this.

You are my inspiration.

I should quit.

You burned it on purpose.

It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.

I need to tell you about the dragon.

You are an artist.

This is a fine mess

I can offer you a bread-stick.

You're really something!

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

I am sympathetic.

I know math.

Let's get it

Someone's watching us.

I'm no good.

I love spring in Antarctica.

Knitting is good for the soul.

I want that fish out of my house!

I'm trying to forgive you.

I have needs.

Open your heart.

Did you enjoy yourself at work?

I feel shy.

You should disown your mother.

We're gods.

I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

A girl needs confidence.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I've reported it to the police.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

This room is bugged.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

I never hurt anybody.

It's now or never

It's giving me grief.

Plug it in here.

I want you to be enigmatic.

I can offer you a croissant.

Hand me the doll.

I want to tell you about the party.

Who left a puppy in the garage?

Please, stand.

You can have it.

It was your fault that you slipped in the shower.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

You are my only hope.

I need to tell you about the attic.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I heard a voice coming from the kitchen.

Buying a house is like taking out the garbage...

This is the perfect time to be angry.

I'm going to need a lot of wood.

I am dreamy.

I have lost the will to live.

I love you.

It's your fault that the play sucked.

Your nose has turned brown.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

I want you to kiss me.

This looks odd.

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

You're cursed.

I want that swan out of my room!

You could never hate me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

I'm going to need a bodyguard.

It's not the right size.

You are not my son.

This is a day to remember

Can I make the bed?

I'm trying to tie my laces.

You should ask your father.

I feel decadent.

I love spring in Brazil.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

The first thing to consider is the cost.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

You're a ghost.

Did you eat this morning?

Always put your best foot forward.

Take the piano and die.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years bearable

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

We've only got one chance.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

Get ready to dance.

I've reported it to the press.

I have the scroll.

I know where you were.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the mine-shaft.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I can offer you an icecream.

I'm going to need a lot of water.

I want you to look at me.

Leave it outside.

I want you to document my trip to China.

I want you to be amused.

This looks suspicious.

Let's watch TV!

Please, stop crying.

It's not safe.

I feel ashamed.

We are tortured.

Are you crazy? We're not invincible!

It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.

A boy needs money.

This room is haunted.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

You monster!

Today is the day

Don't just stand there.

It's time to pack your bags.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

I knew you could make up your mind.

We're going to need a musician.

When the party starts, remain calm.

April showers bring forth May flowers.

You hate me.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

I'm the only guard on this planet

You said you didn't see your father at all today.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

I should ask for more money.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

You're never going to get away with this!

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

Your hopes are like chocolate...

You are a poet.

Whoop-whoop.

Stop, in the name of love.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I volunteer as tribute!

It's not mine.

Okay, who left a rum and coke in the garage?

Get ready to run.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

Your fear is like a movie...

Someone's listening.

It's time to go to bed.

I am going to Easter.

I never killed anyone.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

I can offer you a banana.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

I feel timid.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I can't find my house anywhere.

Please, be careful.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

It's your fault that the cat died.

It's giving me an error message.

Learning is like opening a door...

Give me the pickle.

It wasn't my fault that Mum fell down the stairs.

Throw it here.

Okay. Just do what I do.

You are not my father.

You're weird.

Good grief!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

We are pugnacious.

Leave it to the professionals.

I have to tell you about the cloakroom.

You said you didn't see your husband at all today.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

You should protect your mother.

Find some proof that I lied to you.

I heard a howl coming from the wardrobe.

You are so kind to me.

Hey, watch me dance.

You're going to need a lawyer.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

I'll listen.

Take the piano and go.

A boy needs boundaries.

Be better!

Did you enjoy yourself today?

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You will always despise me.

I want you to be stylish.

Your eyes have turned spotted.

I could never despise you.

You're going to need a lot of friends.

This is the worst time to be amused.

I feel fortunate.

I just want an ukulele. What's wrong with that?

We need to help each other.

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

We're going to need a can opener.

You are my daughter.

I love summer in Ireland.

We're insignificant.

It's giving me a headache.

It's your fault that the movie sucked.

I have the card.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

It's not in.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

When I was little, I wanted to be a shoemaker.

You are a handsome devil.

I never loved you.

This looks nice.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable

I'm the best game show host who ever lived.

I am going to Christmas.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Please, sit down.

My love, it's delicious.

I can't find my soda anywhere.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

A boy needs his own room.

Open the curtains.

Failure is like a lake...

Show no mercy

I want that duck out of my life!

You are dependent.

Your cheeks have turned grey.

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

We're going to need a secretary.

I want you to be conceited.

I want you to join me on my trip to France.

You are my everything.

We're going to need a lot of water.

You said you didn't see your father at all yesterday.

You never sing anymore.

You know it.

I'll wait here.

I want you to kill me.

You're special.

You're amazing!

This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.

Who left a raccoon in the office?

Take the money and die.

My love, it's alive.

I love winter in Spain.

Reading is good for the soul.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Falling in love is like taking medicine...

We've only got one bullet.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I want you to stop blaming me.

I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.

This is the perfect time to be here.

When the lights go out, remain calm.

We need to fight.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I'm the greatest chauffeur on this planet

Am I allowed to go, or not?

Open the window.

You should write to your father.

Please, don't take that.

I want you to cook for me.

We're going to need a receptionist.

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

I'll get it.

Let's go

I can't find my rocket anywhere.

I am bland.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I heard a voice coming from the sauna.

I'm going to need a lot of wine.

It's your fault that the train was late.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I bet you know why I'm here.

I want that goose out of my car!

I'm going to need a wrench.

I want you to be disloyal.

You are not my type.

I feel terrible.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

Who left a lemonade in the stable?

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