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Random Similes (x 100)
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Your pleasure is like a violin...
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Falling in love is like opening a letter...
Despair is like a canvas...
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Freedom is like a picnic at the beach...
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Buying a house is like eating a cake...
Friendship is like a book...
Having a child is like taking a bath...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Fears are like chocolate...
Anxiety is like a party...
Running for office is like doing renovations...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Reality is like a movie...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Hope is like a violin...
Falling in love is like turning on a faucet...
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Dating is like opening a bottle of wine...
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Love is like a bar of soap...
Getting married is like going to the beach...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Life is like a camera...
Learning is like eating toast...
Finding a job is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Dying is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Buying a house is like changing your underwear...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Dating is like doing the dishes...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Death is like a lake...
Your strength is like a river...
Becoming rich is like writing an I.O.U...
Compassion is like a piano...
Falling in love is like turning on a lamp...
Wisdom is like a mountain...
Defeat is like an ocean...
Learning is like making spaghetti...
The truth is like a violin...
Running for office is like tidying your room...
Your ego is like a beautiful melody...
Dating is like brushing your hair...
Finding a job is like opening a bottle of beer...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Buying a house is like doing chores...
Victory is like an autumn day...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Dying is like writing a to do list...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Justice is like a guitar...
Falling in love is like fixing a broken vase...
Compassion is like a river...
Getting married is like turning on a radio...
Running for office is like cooking...
Life is like a mountain...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Having a child is like lighting a candle...
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Patriotism is like a beach...
Finding a job is like making spaghetti...
Your redemption is like a picnic in the park...
Dying is like opening a gift...
Learning is like brushing your hair...
Justice is like a book...
Buying a house is like opening a bottle of wine...
Success is like a lake...
Dating is like fixing a computer...
Freedom is like a mountain...
Running for office is like doing the shopping...
Reality is like a bar of soap...
Becoming rich is like taking a bath...
Knowledge is like a multi-choice quiz...
Having a child is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Your ego is like a party...
Falling in love is like writing an I.O.U...
Failure is like a canvas...
Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Friendship is like a camera...
Getting married is like doing the shopping...
Life is like a forest...
Dating is like making a sandwich...
Peace is like a mountain...
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
Your victory is like a multi-choice quiz...
Courage is like an ocean...
Learning is like turning on a light-switch...
Knowledge is like a guitar...
Running for office is like fixing the TV...
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Your success is like a beautiful song...
Buying a house is like writing a shopping list...
Falling in love is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
Freedom is like a canvas...
Dying is like drinking a bottle of beer...
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