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Random Similes (x 100)

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Love is like a picnic in the park...

Buying a house is like eating cupcakes...

Dating is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Finding a job is like brushing your hair...

Life is like a canvas...

Dying is like opening a bottle of beer...

Pleasure is like a lake...

Fears are like chocolate...

Your happiness is like a guitar...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Falling in love is like lighting a candle...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Peace is like a bar of soap...

Becoming rich is like mowing the lawn...

Getting married is like doing chores...

Motivation is like a movie...

Redemption is like a camera...

Buying a house is like going to the playground...

Romance is like a beautiful song...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Failure is like a river...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Finding a job is like eating cupcakes...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Time is like a beach...

Defeat is like an ocean...

Having a child is like opening a gift...

Victory is like a mountain...

Becoming rich is like doing the shopping...

Your ego is like a camera...

Buying a house is like cooking...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Learning is like drinking a bottle of wine...

Power is like a bar of soap...

Running for office is like turning on a faucet...

Falling in love is like taking a bath...

Dying is like fixing the TV...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Dying is like eating a salad...

Love is like a mountain...

Dating is like opening a letter...

Romance is like a party...

Finding a job is like doing housework...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Getting married is like going to the beach...

Freedom is like a river...

Buying a house is like writing a shopping list...

Death is like a beach...

Running for office is like fixing the TV...

Pain is like a forest...

Friendship is like a piano...

Having a child is like taking medicine...

Life is like a lake...

Dying is like eating a sandwich...

Wisdom is like a camera...

Falling in love is like painting...

Sleep is like a guitar...

Dating is like turning on a radio...

Pride is like a mountain...

Failure is like a picnic at the beach...

Your dreams are like chocolate...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Running for office is like taking a bath...

Your anxiety is like a bar of soap...

Having a child is like changing a light bulb...

Wisdom is like a violin...

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

Love is like an ocean...

Dying is like making spaghetti...

Your hopes are like chocolate...

Dating is like brushing your teeth...

Your ego is like a movie...

Getting married is like opening a gift...

Buying a house is like writing a job application...

Becoming rich is like turning on a faucet...

Life is like a mountain...

Running for office is like doing housework...

Crime is like a picnic at the beach...

Wealth is like a multi-choice quiz...

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

Falling in love is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Friendship is like a beach...

Finding a job is like fixing the TV...

Love is like a forest...

Victory is like a canvas...

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

Time is like an ocean...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Becoming rich is like going to the playground...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Grief is like a guitar...

Freedom is like a bar of soap...

Buying a house is like opening a window...

Failure is like a beautiful song...

Sleep is like a lake...

Dying is like tidying your room...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Getting married is like eating spaghetti...

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

Curated random image feed.

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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Words

Random words.

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