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Random Similes (x 100)
Your fears are like spaghetti...
Love is like a piano...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Falling in love is like turning on a lamp...
Laughter is like a spring day...
Dating is like making toast...
Life is like a beautiful song...
Learning is like writing an I.O.U...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Buying a house is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Pride is like a good book...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Hate is like a beach...
Getting married is like brushing your hair...
Your ego is like a mountain...
Falling in love is like tidying your room...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Romance is like a piano...
Running for office is like doing the laundry...
The truth is like a camera...
Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Courage is like a beautiful song...
Becoming rich is like eating a sandwich...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Getting married is like taking out the garbage...
Wealth is like a party...
Dying is like fixing a broken vase...
Dating is like going to the fair...
Your ego is like a lake...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Falling in love is like turning on a radio...
The truth is like a guitar...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Running for office is like writing a shopping list...
Courage is like a violin...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Buying a house is like tidying your room...
Finding a job is like doing the dishes...
Sleep is like a river...
Getting married is like opening a gate...
Dating is like cooking...
Having a child is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Dying is like taking a bath...
Death is like a mountain...
Learning is like brushing your hair...
Your victory is like a party...
Becoming rich is like lighting a fire...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Friendship is like a lake...
Life is like a beautiful melody...
Reality is like a guitar...
Finding a job is like changing a light bulb...
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Sadness is like a winter's day...
Success is like a violin...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Learning is like opening a door...
Fears are like chocolate...
Knowledge is like a canvas...
Having a child is like brushing your hair...
Patriotism is like a party...
Life is like an ocean...
Love is like a beautiful song...
Buying a house is like making a cake...
Power is like a movie...
Getting married is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Anger is like a piano...
Dating is like tidying your room...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Friendship is like a river...
Finding a job is like writing a shopping list...
Romance is like a mountain...
Your strength is like a multi-choice quiz...
Buying a house is like fixing the TV...
Having a child is like changing your underwear...
Running for office is like opening a gate...
Wealth is like a beautiful melody...
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Death is like a spring day...
Getting married is like making a cake...
Despair is like a river...
Knowledge is like a movie...
Learning is like mowing the lawn...
Time is like a party...
Freedom is like a canvas...
Pain is like a picnic at the beach...
Having a child is like taking out the garbage...
Your ego is like a violin...
Failure is like a camera...
Finding a job is like going to the fair...
Running for office is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Pride is like a lake...
Getting married is like doing chores...
Sadness is like a beautiful song...
Learning is like making bread...
Buying a house is like opening a window...
Wisdom is like a river...

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