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Random Similes (x 100)
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Love is like a picnic in the park...
Buying a house is like eating cupcakes...
Dating is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Finding a job is like brushing your hair...
Life is like a canvas...
Dying is like opening a bottle of beer...
Pleasure is like a lake...
Fears are like chocolate...
Your happiness is like a guitar...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Falling in love is like lighting a candle...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Peace is like a bar of soap...
Becoming rich is like mowing the lawn...
Getting married is like doing chores...
Motivation is like a movie...
Redemption is like a camera...
Buying a house is like going to the playground...
Romance is like a beautiful song...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Failure is like a river...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Finding a job is like eating cupcakes...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Time is like a beach...
Defeat is like an ocean...
Having a child is like opening a gift...
Victory is like a mountain...
Becoming rich is like doing the shopping...
Your ego is like a camera...
Buying a house is like cooking...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Learning is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Power is like a bar of soap...
Running for office is like turning on a faucet...
Falling in love is like taking a bath...
Dying is like fixing the TV...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Dying is like eating a salad...
Love is like a mountain...
Dating is like opening a letter...
Romance is like a party...
Finding a job is like doing housework...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Getting married is like going to the beach...
Freedom is like a river...
Buying a house is like writing a shopping list...
Death is like a beach...
Running for office is like fixing the TV...
Pain is like a forest...
Friendship is like a piano...
Having a child is like taking medicine...
Life is like a lake...
Dying is like eating a sandwich...
Wisdom is like a camera...
Falling in love is like painting...
Sleep is like a guitar...
Dating is like turning on a radio...
Pride is like a mountain...
Failure is like a picnic at the beach...
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
Running for office is like taking a bath...
Your anxiety is like a bar of soap...
Having a child is like changing a light bulb...
Wisdom is like a violin...
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Love is like an ocean...
Dying is like making spaghetti...
Your hopes are like chocolate...
Dating is like brushing your teeth...
Your ego is like a movie...
Getting married is like opening a gift...
Buying a house is like writing a job application...
Becoming rich is like turning on a faucet...
Life is like a mountain...
Running for office is like doing housework...
Crime is like a picnic at the beach...
Wealth is like a multi-choice quiz...
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
Falling in love is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Friendship is like a beach...
Finding a job is like fixing the TV...
Love is like a forest...
Victory is like a canvas...
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
Time is like an ocean...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Becoming rich is like going to the playground...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Grief is like a guitar...
Freedom is like a bar of soap...
Buying a house is like opening a window...
Failure is like a beautiful song...
Sleep is like a lake...
Dying is like tidying your room...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Getting married is like eating spaghetti...
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