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Defeat is like a lake...
Falling in love is like turning on a light-switch...
Wisdom is like a river...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Pain is like a mountain...
Running for office is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Despair is like a beach...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Reality is like a violin...
Learning is like writing an I.O.U...
Your anger is like a picnic in the park...
Dating is like doing housework...
Love is like a bar of soap...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Falling in love is like taking out the garbage...
Crime is like a forest...
Life is like a piano...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Wealth is like a camera...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Running for office is like fixing a computer...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Dying is like eating a cake...
Friendship is like an ocean...
Dating is like opening a bottle of wine...
Failure is like a beautiful melody...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Becoming rich is like doing the dishes...
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Sleep is like a river...
Getting married is like painting...
Romance is like a mountain...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Finding a job is like changing a light bulb...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Falling in love is like opening a door...
Life is like a good book...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Love is like a multi-choice quiz...
Dying is like fixing a broken vase...
Forgiveness is like a camera...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Death is like a picnic in the park...
Dating is like making a sandwich...
Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...
Your sorrow is like a beautiful melody...
Sadness is like a mountain...
Having a child is like doing the shopping...
Justice is like a lake...
Getting married is like mowing the lawn...
Your ego is like a canvas...
Finding a job is like fixing a broken vase...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Friendship is like a forest...
Finding a job is like tidying your room...
Laughter is like a book...
Learning is like turning on a faucet...
Courage is like a winter's day...
Buying a house is like changing your underwear...
Death is like a movie...
Pleasure is like an ocean...
Dying is like painting...
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Defeat is like a piano...
Having a child is like mowing the lawn...
Motivation is like a beautiful melody...
Dating is like brushing your hair...
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Laughter is like a canvas...
Running for office is like fixing a broken vase...
The truth is like a forest...
Friendship is like a river...
Fears are like chocolate...
Sleep is like a violin...
Buying a house is like doing chores...
Failure is like a bar of soap...
Having a child is like applying for a job...
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Sadness is like a lake...
Hope is like a movie...
Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Justice is like a camera...
Dying is like mowing the lawn...
Falling in love is like fixing a computer...
Luck is like a picnic at the beach...
Dating is like turning on a radio...
Laughter is like a winter's day...
Getting married is like brushing your hair...
Crime is like an ocean...
Buying a house is like writing an I.O.U...
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Your opinion is like a mountain...
Romance is like a multi-choice quiz...
Finding a job is like opening a bottle of wine...
Courage is like a beach...
Dying is like fixing the TV...
Justice is like a movie...
Getting married is like taking medicine...
Your fears are like chocolate...
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