Finding a job is like going to the fair...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Friendship is like a forest...

Running for office is like painting...

Hate is like a river...

Dying is like changing your underwear...

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

Falling in love is like writing a memo...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Dating is like doing chores...

Your redemption is like a guitar...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Dating is like turning on a lamp...

Your success is like a multi-choice quiz...

Having a child is like mowing the lawn...

Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Learning is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Life is like a beautiful song...

Getting married is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Hope is like a winter's day...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Dying is like taking out the garbage...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Becoming rich is like eating spaghetti...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Friendship is like a river...

Running for office is like writing a memo...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Death is like a forest...

Finding a job is like brushing your hair...

Success is like a mountain...

Love is like a piano...

Learning is like doing the dishes...

Poverty is like a beautiful melody...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Freedom is like a camera...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Buying a house is like making bread...

The truth is like an ocean...

Dying is like opening a window...

Your ego is like a book...

Getting married is like painting...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Dating is like taking a bath...

Death is like a picnic at the beach...

Having a child is like doing chores...

Hope is like a forest...

Falling in love is like brushing your teeth...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Learning is like mowing the lawn...

Life is like a camera...

Courage is like a multi-choice quiz...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Buying a house is like writing an I.O.U...

The truth is like a beach...

Success is like a bar of soap...

Your strength is like a violin...

Dying is like fixing a broken vase...

Finding a job is like turning on a faucet...

Power is like a forest...

Having a child is like eating a salad...

Freedom is like a movie...

Dating is like taking out the garbage...

Love is like a picnic in the park...

Buying a house is like writing a memo...

Wisdom is like a party...

Becoming rich is like lighting a candle...

Friendship is like a book...

Getting married is like applying for a job...

Your hopes are like chocolate...

Running for office is like doing housework...

Life is like an ocean...

Finding a job is like opening a letter...

Hope is like a mountain...

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

Death is like a beach...

Dying is like eating cupcakes...

Buying a house is like taking out the garbage...

Freedom is like a party...

Dating is like mowing the lawn...

Pride is like a picnic in the park...

Getting married is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Crime is like a guitar...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Laughter is like a mountain...

Running for office is like opening a gate...

Pain is like an ocean...

Learning is like turning on a faucet...

Hope is like a beach...

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

Falling in love is like gardening...

Love is like a beautiful melody...

Having a child is like lighting a fire...

Life is like a picnic at the beach...

Getting married is like fixing a computer...

Romance is like a party...

Anger is like a multi-choice quiz...