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Nine tailors make a man.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.
You can't win them all.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
Out of sight, out of mind.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
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