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Dammit, who left a goldfish in the conservatory?
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I want you to cook for me.
Learning is like opening a bottle of wine...
Can I make sense?
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes possible.
We need to stop.
Don't be scared. I just need you to think
I will always want you.
It's time to go.
You are not my father.
I can offer you a good price.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Hey, watch me smile.
Leave it outside.
I have the poem.
You're really something!
Laughing is all I can manage now.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
My life is over.
Hand me the hot dog.
I want that dolphin out of my room!
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Whoop-whoop.
We're going to need a lot of water.
I'm the greatest barber on this planet
Why do you love me, so much?
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
It's giving me grief.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You could never hate me.
We're lucky.
I feel happy.
Your face has turned brown.
You are an inspiration.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
Sound the alarm!
Get ready to dance.
Please, give me that.
You should disown your father.
I want you to stop believing in me.
This looks great.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I just want a room. What's wrong with that?
How dare you look down your nose at me!
This is the right time to be alone.
You never listen.
This is a fine ship
I know what happened.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I can't find my rum and coke anywhere.
Put it here.
A girl needs her space.
We're gods.
You crashed the car on purpose.
It was your fault that the dinner got burnt.
Take this with water.
I want you to document my trip to Antarctica.
This room is unstable.
Good luck!
Take the drink and go.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Let's get it
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I need to tell you about the chocolate milk.
No one can ever know that I like you
They know it was me
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Can I make finger puppets?
It's not safe.
You're a god.
I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
I've reported it to mother.
Reading is all I can manage now.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Get ready, or get out.
Did you fart today?
When I was little, I wanted to be a pirate.
Am I dead, or not?
Be better!
If you don't want it, throw it away.
I despise you.
I heard laughter coming from the lobby.
You're going to need a wrench.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
It's your fault that we ran out of milk.
We're going to need a sheepshearer.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You're under arrest!
Don't ask any questions.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You are my love.
Who left a ball in the bathroom?
You love me.
Darling, it's dead.
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