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When I was little, I wanted to be a matador.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Get ready for this.
Please, stop laughing.
Don't just stand there.
I'm a god.
A boy needs his grandfather.
I love spring in England.
You are so mean to me.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
You are the best person I have ever met.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
I knew you could turn things around.
It's time to go to bed.
We're ghosts.
It's not working.
I never gave up hope.
I want to tell you about the lemonade.
I've reported it to the President.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
Can I make medicine?
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I volunteer myself!
How dare you smile at me!
I want you to marry me.
This is a day to remember
You need it.
You never have time for me.
Falling in love is like eating bread...
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
Take this for luck.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I can offer you a beer.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.
We need to stay.
I want you to stop loving me.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
I want that goat out of my car!
Your nose has turned stripey.
I have the will.
Good morning!
You devil!
I want you to be patient.
Stop, in the name of love.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
I feel excited.
I'll wait here.
I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.
Someone's listening.
This room is unstable.
Leave it here.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Who left a can opener in the bedroom?
Just try not to cry
I'm going to need a private detective.
I can't find my cracker anywhere.
It's giving me an error message.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
We're going to need a shovel.
Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
I'm a ghost.
Please, don't drink that.
Take the money and leave.
I can offer you a good price.
You are a poet.
I have lost the will to live.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I see you are thinking.
I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.
I am going to Christmas.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
We're the same person.
We're cursed.
Your eyes have turned pink.
You should make peace with your mother.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I love summer in India.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not friends!
It's time to make lunch.
You are my son.
I want you to listen to me.
It wasn't your fault that Grandma fell down the well.
It's your fault that the show was cancelled.
Did you get lucky last night?
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Why do you love me, so much?
I'm trying to help.
Your face has turned blue.
I know where you were.
I want you.
Can I make up a story?
You never sing anymore.
You lost it.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
A girl needs discipline.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
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