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It's not working.
You are so mean to me.
We need to help each other.
I have to tell you about Christmas.
A girl needs her own room.
I'm the only knight on this planet
Don't upset your brother, not now.
It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.
You're going to need a saw.
I should think about this.
You should disown your mother.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
You devil!
You made me cry on purpose.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
I heard a voice coming from the basement.
You're going to need a nurse.
You're alone in the universe.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
I love you.
I want you to cook for me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
I see you know what to do.
I am going to the wedding.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I want you to be spontaneous.
We're the same person.
I'll help.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
I want that cheetah out of my room!
Can I make money?
You're going down!
I can offer you a hot chocolate.
Leave it to the professionals.
Plug it in here.
Hey, watch me leave.
This looks interesting.
Did you enjoy yourself while I was away?
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
I know what to do.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
I can't find my carrot anywhere.
We've only got one bullet.
I never gave up hope.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
It's time to brush your teeth.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
I'm going to need a lot of water.
I feel lazy.
I have the need, the need for speed.
This room is bugged.
How dare you smile at me!
Laughing is all I can manage now.
Please, come closer.
My love, it's delicious.
How much money do you have?
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Take this with water.
I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?
Am I dead, or not?
We're special.
We need to break up.
I have money.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
Your nose has turned brown.
Be safe!
Why do you love me, so much?
Show no mercy
Get ready, or get out.
You never do what I want.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Throw me the sandwich.
You won't find it.
My life is over.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.
I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?
I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
I volunteer myself!
Can I make it work?
Ha-cha-cha.
I'll watch.
You're going to need a translator.
You will always fascinate me.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I see you are thinking.
Give it here.
You are so good to me.
You are my only hope.
This is a day to remember
Who left a screwdriver in the classroom?
Take the drink and die.
I want that scorpion out of my house!
I want you to help me.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Delivery!
I love winter in Ireland.

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