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Random Dialogue (x 100)
A girl needs her space.
You are so mean to me.
Someone's locked the door.
You never listen.
There's an exception to every rule.
I volunteer as tribute!
I see you came prepared.
Please, give up while you can.
I feel silly.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Be yourself!
I'm a god.
I want you to join me on my trip to China.
I know what happened.
Sound the alarm!
Okay. Just follow my lead.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I just want an apple. What's wrong with that?
My life is over.
I heard a sound coming from the sauna.
It's not the right size.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
I knew you could survive.
Good grief!
This is a day to remember
You will always despise me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.
I want you to stop looking at me.
I should pay the bill.
You're lucky.
Hey, watch me smile.
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
I want that fox out of my house!
You devil!
We're the same person.
We need to make better decisions.
You are a genius.
You are not my type.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I want you to cook for me.
We are optimistic.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Get ready to laugh.
I'm trying to understand.
I have the will.
I can't find my shovel anywhere.
Dating is like opening a gate...
No one can ever know that you killed him.
When the party starts, remain calm.
How dare you smile at me!
We've only got one life.
You can't have it.
Why do you love me, so much?
This is the only thing that's made the last two days possible.
Delivery!
I guess you have read the stories about my work?
Ha-cha-cha.
This room is shrinking.
I want you to be offhand.
You never have time for me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
You're a ghost.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
Drop it here.
Leave it until morning.
I want to tell you about the lobby.
Who left a screwdriver in the kitchen?
I love spring in Switzerland.
You should make peace with your mother.
No one can ever know the truth.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
Please, don't eat that.
This is the right time to be amused.
Take this with you.
Dancing is all I can manage now.
I can offer you a lemonade.
Open the bottle.
I'm going to need a pharmacist.
This is a fine mess
You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.
Let's watch TV!
My life means nothing.
Be better!
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
You angel!
I want that crocodile out of my car!
Did you fart just now?
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
You are my only hope.
My love, it's beautiful.
Someone's having a bad day.
You are so good to me.
This looks suspicious.
You are dynamic.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
I feel insecure.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
It's time to make lunch.
Good luck!
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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