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Stop, in the name of love.
You're going to need a lot of water.
Open sesame.
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
We're insignificant.
I should vote.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Did you fart just now?
I know where you were.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dentist.
Someone's watching us.
We need to go.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
I've reported it to the press.
I have to tell you about the corridor.
I'm the best mortician who ever lived.
I love spring in Spain.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Can I make animal sounds?
You know it.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I feel destructive.
I want that owl out of my life!
I'll open it.
Why do you love me, so much?
I want you to cook for me.
I want you to be ordinary.
I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?
Dying is like opening a gift...
Show me the teddy bear.
This looks nice.
You are not my daughter.
My love, it's so juicy.
You're coming with me!
A boy needs his own room.
Good night!
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
My life means nothing.
Take this with you.
It's time to go to bed.
You should listen to your mother.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
It's not right.
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
Your eyes have turned green.
We're the same person.
Plug it in here.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I have the letter.
Let's drink
I am going to Easter.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
This is a stick up.
It's your fault that the cat died.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
No one can ever know what we did.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
Sound the alarm!
You are so mean to me.
I see you know what to do.
Find some proof that they betrayed you.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
We should think about this.
I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
We're going to need an archer.
Be better!
Someone's locked the door.
I just want a pair of scissors. What's wrong with that?
You broke the vase on purpose.
How dare you look at me!
You could never want me.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
I've reported it to the President.
We're going to need a saw.
You are fuming.
Good grief!
I have lost the will to live.
Did you get lucky last night?
Hey, watch me leave.
It was my fault that the plane was late.
I feel impatient.
Take this with water.
If you're done, we'll get started.
It's giving me hope.
Show me the guitar.
When the lights go out, hide.
I'm the best customs officer on this planet
Darling, it's alive.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Why do you tease me, so much?
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You're a ghost.
Can I make a kite?
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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