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I will always want you.
We've only got one bullet.
I'll open it.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
My life matters.
This looks odd.
Becoming rich is like doing the dishes...
Whoop-whoop.
I want you to be fatalistic.
Who left a kite in the barn?
Get ready for this.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I have the card.
Your lips have turned yellow.
I feel confident.
I can't find my icecream anywhere.
I love summer in Switzerland.
All's well that ends well
Good night!
Are you nuts? We're not invincible!
Take the money and go.
Don't wait to be asked.
You're a ghost.
I'm going to need a saw.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
I know the future.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes possible.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I'm going to need a lot of concrete.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
It's time to make lunch.
Dreams are like chocolate...
Wealth is like a beautiful song...
Can I make love?
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
When I was little, I wanted to be an exterminator.
You're going down!
Reading is good for the soul.
It was my fault that the crops died.
I knew you could live like this.
We're ghosts.
You are a poet.
Sound the alarm!
Drop it here.
I want you to stop loving me.
I want to tell you about Thanksgiving.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I want you to hold me.
You are so mean to me.
Please, don't move.
Did you fart yesterday?
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
You devil!
Throw me the spatula.
When the door opens, remain calm.
Be careful!
He was unconscious when I found him.
A boy needs his mother.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?
I see you are thinking.
You're special.
You never sing anymore.
Why do you hate me, so much?
We need to close it.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
God helps those who help themselves.
I volunteer to eat it!
I'll get ready.
You need me.
Becoming rich is like turning on a light-switch...
Someone's in here.
You should call your father.
This room is haunted.
Delivery!
Good grief!
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
You're really something!
It wasn't your fault that the wedding was ruined.
I can offer you a good price.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Sorry, is all that I can say.
We're going to need a hammer.
I know more than you realise.
I've reported it to the President.
Get ready to laugh.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
It's giving me an error message.
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Find some proof that he lied to you.
Open the door.
We are obedient.
Who left a knife in the closet?
I'm a ghost.
Take this for luck.
I heard a howl coming from the library.
Can I make it matter?
I want you to be hypnotic.
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