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You're under arrest!
We're gods.
Sound the alarm!
Why do you love me, so much?
Let's watch TV!
I'm trying to win.
I want you to be forgiving.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I bet you know why I'm happy.
You found it.
You are my father.
How dare you laugh at me!
You're a ghost.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
This is the worst time to be amused.
I volunteer to go!
We're going to need a lot of concrete.
It's time to go.
Drop it here.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Take this for luck.
This is a stick up.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Can I make the bed?
Take the money and leave.
I know the future.
My life matters.
You devil!
I'll listen.
I'm going to need a composer.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
A boy needs his father.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
I guess you have seen the stories about my work?
We're going to need a screwdriver.
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
We've only got one option.
I love spring in Switzerland.
This looks bad.
I am going to Christmas.
My love, it's alive.
I want you to cancel my trip to France.
Don't wait to be asked.
I want that kitten out of my car!
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Please, wait here.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
When the party starts, start crying.
This room is bugged.
I've reported it to the press.
It's your fault that the crops died.
You should ask your father.
You want me.
We're insignificant.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Who left a tiger in the cloakroom?
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Someone's locked the door.
I am lazy.
Throw it here.
We should ask for more money.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Beggars can't be choosers.
You are so kind to me.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
I want you to be decent.
Take this and pray.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Let's drink
I heard laughter coming from the barn.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
You're a god.
I volunteer as tribute!
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
It's giving me a headache.
Leave it here.
I never really lived.
Your nose has turned pink.
Get ready, or get out.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not together!
It's time to go to bed.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I will always need you.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I know who you are.
You monster!
Show no mercy
I feel daring.
I can offer you a good price.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
You need it.
We're going to need a spatula.
Be careful!
I have the poem.

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