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Open the window.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
We've only got one bullet.
You can't have it.
I can't find my ukulele anywhere.
I want you to look at me.
A girl needs her friends.
You made me cry on purpose.
Someone's in here.
This looks nice.
I volunteer myself!
Show me the bagel.
I'm going to need a can opener.
Darling, it's beautiful.
I can offer you a good price.
I know where you were.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
I have to tell you about the wedding.
I can offer you a bread-stick.
How dare you smile at me!
Can I make love?
We're going to need a lot of masking tape.
Am I under arrest, or not?
You should ask your father.
Take the drink and die.
My life is over.
You are so kind to me.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I could never want you.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
It's not open.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
Leave it here.
We need to play.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
You're going to need a chief of police.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
It wasn't my fault that the plane was late.
It's time to pack your bags.
This is a stick up.
Don't just stand there.
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