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I can offer you a celery stick.
Get ready for this.
It's time to go.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
We should quit.
I never hurt anybody.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Hopes are like chocolate...
I want you to be forceful.
Your tongue has turned yellow.
You need it.
You are so mean to me.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
It was your fault that the toast got burnt.
We're ghosts.
Running for office is like eating spaghetti...
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
It's not working.
Sweetheart, it's so shiny.
I want you to love me.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
We're going to need a fork.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I have the gun.
You angel!
I'm a ghost.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
I can offer you a job.
When the door opens, start crying.
You never take me seriously.
Who left a cat in the office?
Just be yourself
Hey, watch me leave.
Open the curtains.
We've only got one bullet.
You are a genius.
Delivery!
I want you to stop tricking me.
A girl needs boundaries.
We're going to need a lot of food.
Let's eat
Stop, in the name of love.
Are you crazy? We're not invincible!
Throw me the can opener.
I volunteer to go!
This looks great.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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