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I can offer you a punch.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
I have 20-20 vision.
I want you to betray me.
I'm the greatest sheriff on this planet
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
Please, don't move.
Okay. Just do what I do.
This looks peculiar.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the sauna.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
Your eyes have turned spotted.
You never do what I want.
Let's watch TV!
Get ready to run.
When the party starts, hide.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
This room is shrinking.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
You are messy.
It's your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
We're gods.
It's time to go.
I've reported it to mother.
We need to stop.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I have the poem.
My life is over.
I know what to do.
I feel happy.
We're insignificant.
Someone's in here.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
I want you.
I love autumn in America.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
You made me cry on purpose.
Why do you hate me, so much?
If you're ready, we'll get started.
A girl needs money.
I want you to stop following me.
Give me the umbrella.
Delivery!
This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.
Leave it to the professionals.
You are so kind to me.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Just breathe
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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