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We need to make a plan.
I'm going to need a lot of glue.
You are not my favourite.
You're a god.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
This is the worst time to be angry.
I can offer you an apple.
I should quit.
I bet you know why I'm here.
I'm the best inventor who ever lived.
I have to tell you about Friday.
You're going to need a can opener.
It wasn't your fault that the dog died.
I have the scroll.
How dare you smile at me!
You are so good to me.
Did you fart at work?
Find some proof that I fooled you.
I want you to marry me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
You are my love.
She was unconscious when I found her.
A girl needs her mother.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Dancing is good for the soul.
Sorry, I have to take this.
This is the only thing that's made the last three days bearable
It's not working.
Who left an umbrella in the dining room?
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
You are the best person I have ever met.
I know what happened.
Can I make history?
I see you have done this before.
I have money.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Leave it until morning.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I want you to be softheaded.
Are you nuts? We're not alone!
My life is over.
This looks peculiar.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
I feel ecstatic.
Why do you love me, so much?
You said you didn't see your accountant at all that day.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

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