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I see you smiling.
We are false.
Get ready for this.
I know what to do.
I can offer you a good price.
I want you to clean up after me.
I've reported it to Interpol.
My life is cursed.
I'm the best bartender on this planet
I can't find my banana milkshake anywhere.
I love winter in Spain.
You burned it on purpose.
No one can ever know that you can fly.
I never could make up my mind.
You are so good to me.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
It's time to go.
Hey, watch me leave.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I want you to stop blaming me.
Fears are like chocolate...
You're a ghost.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
This is the perfect time to be happy.
This looks familiar.
You are a hero.
I'm going to need a juggler.
How dare you look down your nose at me!
Your tongue has turned pink.
We're gods.
I volunteer myself!
I'm going to need a spoon.
I want that tiger out of my car!
Why do you love me, so much?
I'm cursed.
Let's play
No one can ever know how we did it.
Leave it alone.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
Okay. Just do what I do.
I have a secret.
He was unconscious when I found him.
A girl needs love.
Dancing is good for the soul.
I feel funky.
You will always want me.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
Are you kidding me? We're not friends!
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