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It's time to brush your teeth.
Did you enjoy yourself this morning?
You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.
Dreams are like marshmallows...
I never could make up my mind.
Drop it here.
Am I under arrest, or not?
I am going to Easter.
You're a god.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Sound the alarm!
I will always need you.
You burned it on purpose.
I just want a bouquet. What's wrong with that?
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
I love summer in Spain.
I can't find my cheetah anywhere.
Throw me the kite.
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
I know who you are.
I want you to stop lying to me.
You are so mean to me.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
We're going to need a screwdriver.
Take the piano and die.
A girl needs boundaries.
Get ready to dance.
You are an artist.
You should write to your father.
We're the same person.
I want you to kill me.
This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable
Your lips have turned black.
It's your fault that the party was ruined.
I see you are thinking.
This looks wrong.
This room is haunted.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
You could never need me.
Someone's having a bad day.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
I feel happy.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
I've reported it to the press.
My life is over.
You can have it.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

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