This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

It wasn't my fault that the recital sucked.

I want you to clean up after me.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I want you to stop tricking me.

You are so mean to me.

Good grief!

I volunteer to go!

Take this for luck.

We need to eat.

You will always despise me.

I'm trying to help.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

Sorry, is all that I can say.

I feel impulsive.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Darling, it's beautiful.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I should vote.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Leave it outside.

Did you fart today?

This is a fine mess

This is the perfect time to be happy.

Take the money and leave.

You are an idiot.

When I was little, I wanted to be a warlock.

You are tolerant.

I will always want you.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

Dammit, who left a beer in the bedroom?

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Please, come in.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

I can offer you a job.

I'll get it.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

You're a god.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You want it.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I'm the greatest fashion designer who ever lived.

I want that hamster out of my life!

I can't find my Gatorade anywhere.

This looks nice.

I love summer in China.