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Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
I want you to look at me.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
We're ghosts.
I can't find my can opener anywhere.
Am I dead, or not?
The first thing to consider is the cost.
My life is cursed.
I'm trying to win.
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