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Random Proverbs (x 20)

No man can serve two masters.
Easy come, easy go.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
Opposites attract.
A leopard can't change its spots.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
A miss is as good as a mile.
Once bitten, twice shy.
Don't throw good money after bad.
There's no smoke without fire.
Nothing new under the sun.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
Beware the Ides of March.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
Children and fools tell the truth.

No man can serve two masters.

Easy come, easy go.

Necessity is the mother of all invention.

Opposites attract.

A leopard can't change its spots.

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Great oaks from little acorns grow.

If anything can go wrong, it will.

A miss is as good as a mile.

Once bitten, twice shy.

Don't throw good money after bad.

There's no smoke without fire.