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Random Proverbs (x 20)

Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Shrouds have no pockets.
Misery loves company.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
East is east, and west is west.
All good things must come to an end.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
There's safety in numbers.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Third time lucky.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
It's the singer not the song.

Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.

As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.

The bread always falls buttered side down.

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.

Judge not, that ye be not judged.

Shrouds have no pockets.

Misery loves company.

'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

An idle brain is the devil's workshop.

East is east, and west is west.

All good things must come to an end.