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Random Proverbs (x 20)

Life is what you make it.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
One swallow does not a summer make.
Fortune favours the brave.
More haste, less speed.
Beauty is only skin deep.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
Cold hands, warm heart.
Give the Devil his due.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
There are two sides to every question.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
It's all grist to the mill.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.

Life is what you make it.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.

One swallow does not a summer make.

Fortune favours the brave.

More haste, less speed.

Beauty is only skin deep.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Life's not all beer and skittles.

Cold hands, warm heart.

Give the Devil his due.

He who laughs last, laughs longest.