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Random Proverbs (x 20)

Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
No news is good news.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
Better safe than sorry.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
First come, first served.
A thing begun is half done.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Cold hands, warm heart.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
Get out while the getting is good.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
Don't rock the boat.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
A poor worker blames the tools.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.

Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.

If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

No news is good news.

Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.

Better safe than sorry.

Fall seven times. Stand up eight.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

First come, first served.

A thing begun is half done.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Cold hands, warm heart.