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Random Proverbs (x 20)

Love thy neighbour as thyself.
Forewarned is forearmed.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Possession is nine points of the law.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Every picture tells a story.
Money is the root of all evil.
There's no fool like an old fool.
Small things amuse small minds.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
Life begins at forty.
Enough is enough.
Strike while the iron is hot.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
Practice what you preach.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.

Love thy neighbour as thyself.

Forewarned is forearmed.

Fall seven times. Stand up eight.

Between two stools one falls to the ground.

Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Possession is nine points of the law.

Robbing Peter to pay Paul.

Every picture tells a story.

Money is the root of all evil.

There's no fool like an old fool.

Small things amuse small minds.