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Random Proverbs (x 20)

A new broom sweeps clean.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
A leopard can't change its spots.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
The early bird gets the worm.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
Fight the good fight.
Time is a great healer.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
You win some, you lose some.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

A new broom sweeps clean.

It's the empty can that makes the most noise.

A leopard can't change its spots.

Laughter is the best medicine.

Robbing Peter to pay Paul.

It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

Many a true word is spoken in jest.

Judge not, that ye be not judged.

The early bird gets the worm.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

A little of what you fancy does you good.