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Random Proverbs (x 20)

Don't shoot the messenger.
Half a loaf is better than none.
Count your blessings.
Never go to bed on an argument.
Time flies.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Cold hands, warm heart.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
Blue are the hills that are far away.
All things must pass.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
No man is an island.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Half a loaf is better than none.

Count your blessings.

Never go to bed on an argument.

Time flies.

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

Marry in haste, repent at leisure.

A problem shared is a problem halved.

Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

Cold hands, warm heart.

Watch the doughnut, not the hole.