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Emily bit her fingernails. It was going to be a long afternoon.
Clyde put down the cracker slowly.
Going to the beach was a bad idea. Elizabeth took a bite of her icecream.
It was a bitterly cold afternoon. Philip was up the chimney.
Pamela knew that the courier was perplexed.
Lord Kyle was in one of his moods.
The mobster opened the door, and led Janice inside.
The library was a complete mess.
When Cody arrived at his wedding, Misty ignored him.
Kathy could tell that Charlotte was quirky. She opened the door to the barn.
Megan was delighted to be alive.
Frederick felt that Fernando was sure.
Lonnie was the best gladiator in town.
Amanda had been waiting for Rosa for six days. She took a long sip of her chai.
Daniel opened the door to the office. He crouched and tied his laces.
There had never been a cab driver quite like Maurice Brooks, and he knew it.
On Saturday, Lloyd made noises.
Francisco opened the door to the bathroom. He could not believe what he saw.
It was a hot and humid Wednesday night. Katherine set aside her flute as she led the swimmer into the wine cellar.
Scott had come to Australia alone. He was here to meet the beekeeper.
When Patrick opened the door Mrs. Kit son looked up from her book.
As soon as the wedding started, Esther closed her eyes and took a breath.
Lydia crouched and tied her laces.
Don was in the cafe. He had a cup in his hand.
Brandine was glad that Monica was coming to her funeral.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Claire waited.
When wolves began to howl, Carol knew it was time to sleep.
After spending a night in the airport, Michele was relieved to see her car.
Bobby could see that Warren was selfish. He opened the door to the corridor.
It was a typical morning in the kitchen. Willard checked his reflection.
The bright light coming from the control room made Irene hopeful.
When Bonnie arrived at her wedding, Marshall welcomed her.
Franklin had invited a lion to his party. He knew it wouldn't end well.
The truck driver opened the door, and led Louis inside.
Going to the swamp was a foolhardy idea. Regina bit her fingernails.
Kelly put down the spring-roll nervously.
Lester had never been to the cave. He enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Lawrence walked into the pantry and glanced at Corey. "You make me cry," he said.
The donkey was on the prowl. Daniel pretended not to notice.
When Ian arrived at his grand opening, Mark laughed.
Kristen was the best nurse around.
The wine cellar was deserted.
If the taxi-driver didn't arrive soon, Charlie didn't know what he would do.
Christine was suprised to be alone.
Someone had invited a puppy to Christmas. Carol knew it wouldn't end well.
Vanessa hoped that the camel was disgusting.
Eric snapped his fingers. It was going to be a tough morning.
Stella was coming. She twiddled her thumbs.
Chad opened the door to the cell. He could not believe what he saw.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Colleen was relieved to see her car.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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