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Random Similes (x 20)
Dating is like doing chores...
Romance is like a beautiful song...
Buying a house is like turning on a radio...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Having a child is like writing a job application...
Mercy is like a camera...
Dying is like fixing a broken vase...
Friendship is like a spring day...
Your anger is like a movie...
Running for office is like making a cake...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Death is like a party...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Getting married is like going to the playground...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Dating is like opening a bottle of wine...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Life is like a guitar...
Learning is like lighting a fire...
Falling in love is like doing renovations...

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