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Random Similes (x 20)
Defeat is like a forest...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Friendship is like a picnic at the beach...
Finding a job is like doing housework...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Life is like a summer's day...
Having a child is like eating spaghetti...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Reality is like a bar of soap...
Dating is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Anger is like a multi-choice quiz...
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Imagination is like a guitar...
Falling in love is like opening a gift...
Sleep is like a camera...
Learning is like applying for a job...
Pride is like a movie...
Buying a house is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Dying is like taking medicine...

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