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Random Similes (x 20)
Life is like a forest...
Dating is like doing the dishes...
Pleasure is like a river...
Buying a house is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
Courage is like a multi-choice quiz...
Dying is like writing an I.O.U...
Your despair is like a beach...
Fears are like chocolate...
Running for office is like fixing a computer...
Your ego is like an autumn day...
Falling in love is like turning on a light-switch...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Finding a job is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Life is like a canvas...
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Getting married is like eating spaghetti...
Laughter is like a beautiful song...

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