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Random Proverbs (x 50)
Revenge is sweet.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
Never speak ill of the dead.
It's all grist to the mill.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
Keep your powder dry.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
There's no fool like an old fool.
The age of miracles is past.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
Seize the day.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
Appearances can be deceptive.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
All good things must come to an end.
The best is the enemy of the good.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
A good man is hard to find.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Good things come to those who wait.
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
A cat may look at a king.
What can't be cured must be endured.
Time flies.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
Walls have ears.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
One swallow does not a summer make.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
Familiarity breeds contempt.

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