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Random Proverbs (x 50)
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
No news is good news.
Time flies.
A miss is as good as a mile.
Time is a great healer.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
There's an exception to every rule.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
It's best to be on the safe side.
Give credit where credit is due.
Seize the day.
Make love not war.
Blood is thicker than water.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
No man is an island.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Never tell tales out of school.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Another day, another dollar.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
You win some, you lose some.
Truth will out.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
You can't take it with you.
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
A new broom sweeps clean.
You are never too old to learn.
Waste not, want not.
All good things must come to an end.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
There's safety in numbers.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
All's fair in love and war.
Money makes the world go round.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
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