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For as long as Doris could remember, she'd wanted to be a beekeeper.
Marshall was in the deli. He had a kebab in his hand.
Jon was the best dictator in town.
When Madison opened the door Mr. Brown looked up from his book.
Going to the desert was a great idea. Megan ground her teeth.
A sense of magic was in the air. Veronica looked at the time.
There had never been a saxophonist quite like Dora King, and she knew it.
It was a wintery Monday night. Mathew took a long sip of his Red Bull as he led the assassin into the laundry.
Fred was suprised to be alive.
Bill had been waiting for Eugene for three hours. He smiled knowingly.
Clifford could tell that Steve was fun-loving. He opened the door to the stable.
The torturer opened the door, and led Jacob inside.
On Sunday, Eddie always made changes.
When Perry arrived at his grand opening, everyone gasped.
Ronnie opened the door to the outhouse. He had dreamed of this moment.
Phyllis was standing. She swallowed nervously.
If the stunt double didn't arrive soon, Colleen didn't know what she would do.
Edna was angry that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
Rhonda could see that Claudia was an author. She tried not to laugh.
Kyle felt that the giraffe was wishful.
The sound of hammering made Brad hesitant.
Cody had invited a matador to his wedding. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Danielle had come to Australia prepared. She was here to meet the chimney-sweep.
Oichui Faithhunter raised her sword.
Lisa fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
"This is crazy," Jeremy told himself as he waited at the bakery.
The basement was the perfect location.
The bright light coming from the laundry made Michael uneasy.
Smoke was in the air. Enrique waited.
Curtis could see that Alberto was respectful.
Catherine put down the kite slowly.
When Douglas arrived at his party, Penny booed him.
Jay was in the bushes. He had a margarita in his hand.
Ith leaned into the wind.
It was a brilliant Thursday afternoon. Perry was in the hospital.
Jack questioned his plan. It was going to be a momentous morning.
Bartholomew was the best peddlar bar none.
Lady Kristina was in one of her moods.
Rosemary was delighted to be alone.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Chad took a bite of his spring-roll.
There had never been a physicist quite like Richard Campbell, and he knew it.
Timothy hoped that the tiger was unpatriotic.
On Sunday, Joe always made a kite.
Phillip opened the door to the office. He could not believe what he saw.
Carolyn lowered her gaze.
Marion knew that the dogcatcher was alarmed.
It was a long way to the ocean. Lynn stopped and checked her reflection.
Someone had invited a moose to the funeral. Ramona knew what to do.
Rita had been expecting Stacey for hours. She took a sip of her wine.
When Brittany opened the door Mr. Stuart looked up from his book.
It was a dark and stormy July night. Nina knew it wasn't too late as she led the greengrocer into the laundry.
When Edwin arrived at Thanksgiving, Gabriel fainted.
Ann was growing. She checked her watch.
"Just breathe," Melanie told herself as she waited over the fence.
The sound of the baby crying made Bob want to scream.
It started like any other afternoon in the bus stop. Terri wiped the sweat from her brow.
Tiffany could feel her life slipping away.
Jane could see that Cassandra was incorruptible.
The smoke coming from the cloakroom made Peter uneasy.
For as long as Virgil could remember, he'd wanted to be a shepherd.
Arnold walked into the corridor and glanced at Teresa. "You make me sad," he said.
Mary-Jo was in the food court. She had a licorice twist in her hand.
Leroy was the best police officer bar none.
Clifton opened the door to the kitchen. He set aside his stapler.
It was a long and sleepless night. Pauline was in the basement.
As soon as the wedding started, Amber shuddered in anticipation.
If the inventor didn't arrive soon, Ralph didn't know what he would do.
Roodol arose from slumber.
Sylvia staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Elly-May looked at the time.
Naomi could see that the bird was ugly.
Alvin was delighted to be alone.
The closet was the perfect location.
When rain began, Carolyn knew it was time to find shelter.
Douglas opened the door to the lounge room. The silence was overwhelming.
When Marian opened the door Mr. Garcia looked up from his work.
After spending a night in the airport, Natalie was relieved to see her boss.
Lord Darkgill was eating in the corridor.
Gloria had come to Germany prepared. She was here to meet the surgeon.
Jamie buttoned up his jacket.
It was a bitter, endless June night. Velma wanted to start over as she led the hypnotist into the cell.
The duck had escaped. Justin knew exactly what to do.
Hector could see that the brewer was meddlesome.
Claudia could tell that Rhonda was a hunter. She tried not to laugh.
Elizabeth shrugged. It was going to be a special day.
Ach Joysnake raised her sword.
It started like any other morning in the library. Constance ground her teeth.
The noises coming from the lounge room made Milton hopeful.
Ziurk waited for the battle to begin.
It was a morning full of promise. Carmen was in the food court.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Bobbi-Jo told herself as she waited in the lighthouse.
Debbie had invited a cook to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
There had never been a silversmith quite like Craig Lewis, and he knew it.
Freddie was the best writer in town.
As soon as the wedding started, Vicki shrugged.
The sound of the car horn made Allen laugh.
Marcia could not hear anything.
Herman could see that Franklin was brittle. He opened the door to the laundry.
Terrance opened the door to the bathroom. He could not believe what he saw.
When Bobbie arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone welcomed her.

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