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After spending a night in handcuffs, Alfredo was relieved to see his boss.
It was a dull, insipid winter afternoon. Johnnie was in the lighthouse.
Heroi leaned into the wind.
Jessie hoped that the moose was calculating.
Sarah-Jane was suprised to be floating.
Larry hoped that Dan was rational.
When Marian arrived at her wedding, George rushed to see her.
Brittany had never been to the lake. She closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Delores had been waiting for Lillian for three days. She nodded to the accountant.
It was a long way to the desert island. Bobbie stopped and looked at the time.
Douglas opened the door to the lounge room. He questioned his plan.
Andre could feel his heart beating.
When Jamie opened the door Mr. Walker looked up from his work.
The cheetah was on the loose. Claire tried to remain calm.
Kelly was in the attic. She had a hammer in her hand.
The noises coming from the walk-in freezer made Erik uneasy.
Harold could tell that Casey was a paleontologist. He tried not to laugh.
It was a clear night. Francis took a bite of his croissant as he led the senator into the outhouse.
Kathy put down the spring-roll carefully.
As soon as the funeral started, Christine ground her teeth.
Priscilla had invited a veterinarian to Christmas. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Todd hoped that Allan was coming to his grand opening.
"You deserve this," Florence told herself as she waited at the pub.
Renee was calling. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
For as long as Angel could remember, he'd wanted to be a soldier.
On Saturday, Mike always made finger puppets.
Toni shrugged. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
Jeff felt that the terrorist was neurotic.
Smoke was in the air. Cynthia waited.
It was a clear and cloudless winter evening. Steven was at the skateboard park.
Gwendolyn opened the door to the barn. The odour was surprisingly pleasant.
Mark walked into the closet and looked at Margaret. "You make me wet," he said.
Brett was suprised to be floating.
The explorer opened the door, and led Franklin inside.
Sherry felt that Esther was sentimental.
The waiting room was the perfect location.
Mary had been expecting Toni for six hours. She ground her teeth.
If the cab driver didn't arrive soon, Marshall didn't know what he would do.
It was a long way to the woods. Ramon stopped and lowered his gaze.
Colleen could see that Laurie was disorderly. She opened the door to the living room.
Someone had invited a chimpanzee to the grand opening. Tonya knew what to do.
Joan could feel her life slipping away.
Jamie checked his phone.
Lawrence put down the fishcake slowly.
When Lee arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone booed him.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Lorraine was relieved to see her mother.
When Diane arrived at her funeral, Lauren stared in disbelief.
The octopus had escaped. Joy tried to remain calm.
The music coming from the kitchen made Justin uneasy.
Xubailyn leaned into the wind.
Judith had never been to the hill. She looked at the time.
Lady Carol was reading in the garage.
For as long as Jaime could remember, he'd wanted to be a judge.
On Friday, Mathew always made a plan.
Angel was under the bridge. He had a phone in his hand.
There had never been a rat catcher quite like Ben Williams, and he knew it.
Sylvia took a long sip of her water. It was going to be a special afternoon.
Lord Greenlock was in one of his moods.
It was a dark, moonless night. William wiped the sweat from his brow as he led the air traffic controller into the dining room.
It was a typical Saturday afternoon. Caroline was on the porch.
Arthur opened the door to the laundry. He had dreamed of this moment.
As soon as the funeral started, Lillian hoped for a miracle.
Edward had invited a carpenter to Thanksgiving. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Troy was the best navigator around.
When rain stopped, Stephen knew it was time to sleep.
Lady Peggy was in one of her moods.
"Winners don't quit," Pedro told himself as he waited in the office.
Maurice hoped that the otter was clean.
The giraffe was on the loose. Henry knew exactly what to do.
Rebecca had come to Rome prepared. She was here to meet the banker.
Ramon could tell that Jared was a mayor. He tried not to smile.
Robin could not feel anything.
The music coming from the garage made Dean uneasy.
Glenn was glad that no one was coming to Easter.
Smoke was in the air. Caroline looked at the time.
Going to the creek was a great idea. Danielle tried to hide.
When Miriam arrived at Christmas, Alice fainted.
Misty hoped that Laura was invulnerable.
Bobbi-Jo had never been to the desert island. She wanted to sing.
After spending a night on a plane, Bruce was relieved to see his car.
Walter put down the carrot slowly.
There had never been a philanthropist quite like Alfred Thomas, and he knew it.
It was a dark, moonless Saturday night. Sue was at the bakery.
Ida was at the mall. She had a spoon in her hand.
Someone had invited a tiger to Christmas. Dan knew it wouldn't end well.
Zirbiorelle arose from slumber.
Carole opened the door to the office. She took a long sip of her chocolate milk.
The blacksmith opened the door, and led Ricky inside.
It was a clear Sunday afternoon. Leslie enjoyed the feeling of anticipation as he led the programmer into the dungeon.
"Maybe no one will notice," Claire told herself as she waited under the bridge.
The alligator was on the loose. June pretended not to notice.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
On Monday, Norman always made up a story.
Lady Jo was in one of her moods.
It was a long way to the reef. Clifford stopped and closed his eyes and took a breath.
Valerie opened the door to the basement. She was afraid of what she might find.
When the sun rose, Vanessa knew it was time to run.
As soon as the party started, Jimmie giggled to himself.
Jacqueline had been expecting Michelle for four days. She wanted food.
For as long as Mike could remember, he'd wanted to be a chemist.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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