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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
Bernard opened the door to the bedroom. The stench was overwhelming.
Willie put down the ukulele nervously.
When Jesus arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone stared in disbelief.
There had never been a chauffeur quite like Billie Cooper, and she knew it.
Cathy had invited a magistrate to her wedding. She knew what to do.
The sound of hammering made Kenneth hesitant.
Cecil fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
The barn was the perfect location.
It was a misty Thursday morning. Jeff was in the observatory.
Megan was glowing. She snapped her fingers.
On Tuesday, Zachary made sense.
Jessica opened the door to the lobby. She took a sip of her chocolate milk.
When Dwayne opened the door Mrs. Smith looked up from her work.
When rain stopped, Cathy knew it was time to find shelter.
After spending a night in the airport, Howard was relieved to see his car.
The bright light coming from the chapel made Glenda hopeful.
It was a long way to the mountain. Francis stopped and enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Leslie took a bite of his croissant.
Smoke was in the air. Alfred looked at the time.
Someone had invited a duck to the funeral. Claude knew it wouldn't end well.
Angela had been waiting for Carole for hours. She set aside her hammer.
If the guard didn't arrive soon, Charles didn't know what he would do.
Ken had come to the fort alone. He was here to meet the paleontologist.
Jean was suprised to be alone.
Gary could see that Wayne was a wizard. He tried not to laugh.
Zinoof waited for the battle to begin.
Daryl was in the lighthouse. He had a flower in his hand.
As soon as the grand opening started, Jennie raised her hands.
The cow had escaped. Billie pretended not to notice.
Ella checked her watch. It was going to be a tough morning.
It was a rain-swept Wednesday afternoon. Debbie was in the backyard.
It was a typical morning. Derrick buttoned up his jacket as he led the teacher into the control room.
Christopher had invited a dinosaur to Easter. He knew it wouldn't end well.
The wardrobe was full of smoke.
Tracey hoped that the taxidermist was bland.
Darrell was sharing. He took a long sip of his whiskey.
Joe opened the door to the armory. The silence was overwhelming.
Jeanne was disappointed that Leslie was coming to her wedding.
Javier hoped that Andre was elated.
The music coming from the pantry made Mark hopeful.
On Friday, Ralph made progress.
When rain began, Frances knew it was time to sleep.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Minnie was relieved to see her boss.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
Gene had never been to the planet. He knew it wasn't too late.
For as long as Laurie could remember, she'd wanted to be a herald.
Annie was the best gravedigger bar none.
When Casey arrived at his party, Dustin fainted.
Martha swallowed nervously. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
Edgar had come to the palace alone. He was here to meet the carver.
Vat waited for the battle to begin.
"Time to shine," Adam told himself as he waited in the chapel.
Anne could feel her life slipping away.
Florence could see that Margaret was a model. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Rebecca was in the cathedral. She had a corkscrew in her hand.
If the game show host didn't arrive soon, Leah didn't know what she would do.
As soon as Christmas started, Eduardo took a bite of his burger.
Someone had invited an eagle to the party. Evelyn knew what to do.
The kitten was on the prowl. Catherine panicked.
Pedro opened the door to the walk-in freezer. He was afraid of what he might find.
Jo opened the door to the bathroom. She lit a cigarette.
Katie could see that the chicken was unhealthy.
Oscar shrugged.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Glen waited.
Kelly hoped that Ruth was unlovable.
Samantha had invited a pig to her wedding. She knew what to do.
The sheriff opened the door, and led Jimmy inside.
Jane felt that the zookeeper was closed off.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
It was a wintery - Months morning. Tina was at the zoo.
Jaime walked into the conservatory and glanced at Zachary. "You make me feel bad," he said.
When wolves began to howl, Mary-Lou knew it was time to find shelter.
For as long as Angel could remember, he'd wanted to be a beautician.
Bobby could tell that Perry was crude. He opened the door to the wine cellar.
Viola put down the bike slowly.
It was a dark and lonely spring night. Mae lit a cigarette as she led the firefighter into the closet.
There had never been a waiter quite like Christine Hill, and she knew it.
On Thursday, Basil always made a deal.
"Maybe no one will notice," Mike told himself as he waited in the cafe.
Derek could not feel anything.
Someone had invited a dinosaur to the funeral. Willie knew what to do.
Irene opened the door to the guest room. She had dreamed of this moment.
Lord Alan was in one of his moods.
The shark was on the prowl. Naomi panicked.
When Calvin arrived at Easter, Bob rushed to see him.
Constance had been expecting Carole for five hours. She took a bite of her muffin.
Jimmy was believing. He struggled to breathe.
Judith was the best burglar in town.
Luis was delighted to be free.
Love was in the air. Shawn waited.
If the baker didn't arrive soon, Lonnie didn't know what he would do.
Bartholomew felt that Ryan was cynical.
It was a long way to the woods. Edward stopped and took a long sip of his pinot.
Sara scratched her hand.
It was a crisp June evening. Cindy was in the library.
The office was ready.
Willie hoped that the dolphin was inflamed.
The stunt double opened the door, and led Joan inside.
There had never been a teacher quite like Constance Ramir ez, and she knew it.
Lawrence raised his hands. It was going to be a fantastic day.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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