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It was a magical night. Lois was in the theatre.
Lloyd closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette. It was going to be a tough evening.
Dora had been expecting Caroline for two days. She took a sip of her 7-up.
Joe had come to Switzerland alone. He was here to meet the boatbuilder.
Dorothy was looking. She bit her fingernails.
Lord Rene was sitting in the bathroom.
Francis felt that Daniel was funky.
Sam hoped that Brad was coming to his wedding.
It started like any other afternoon in the office. Michael took a bite of his chicken wing.
Daisy had never been to the ocean. She struggled to breathe.
Grezaoria Lovering raised his fist.
Hazel walked into the cell and looked at Rachel. "You make me happy," she said.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Someone had invited an alligator to the funeral. Heidi knew it wouldn't end well.
As soon as the party started, Leona giggled to herself.
The control room was a complete mess.
Lloyd was the best cab driver around.
It was a long way to the bay. Ivan stopped and wanted one last chance.
When Alicia opened the door Mr. Martin ez looked up from his work.
"It has to work," Tracy told herself as she waited in the hole.
It was a beautiful afternoon. Priscilla meditated as she led the record producer into the attic.
When Joe arrived at Easter, everyone rushed to see him.
Going to the sea was a foolhardy idea. Allison set aside her corkscrew.
There had never been an exotic dancer quite like Mabel Taylor, and she knew it.
Smoke was in the air. Duane waited.
Lord Ravensstoke was sitting in the barn.
Velma could tell that Katie was indignant. She opened the door to the kitchen.
Terrence had invited a puppy to Christmas. He knew what to do.
Lois knew that Viola was coming to her grand opening.
Troy felt that the lighthouse-keeper was mellow.
After spending a night in hell, Keith was relieved to see his father.
If the fishmonger didn't arrive soon, Stella didn't know what she would do.
It started like any other evening in Beijing. Paula took a bite of her croissant.
When rain stopped, Kathryn knew it was time to sleep.
Claire could not feel anything.
Gwendolyn put down the guitar nervously.
It was a cold, moonlit winter night. Martin was in the bath.
For as long as Melissa could remember, she'd wanted to be a reporter.
Lauren opened the door to the bedroom. She had dreamed of this moment.
Stapee Mindbreaker raised his axe.
On Saturday, Isaac made a difference.
Nelson had come to Santa's workshop prepared. He was here to meet the singer.
Lester was the best guru bar none.
When Lena arrived at Easter, everyone laughed.
Valerie walked into the lounge room and glanced at Raymond. "You make me tired," she said.
Billie opened the door to the lobby. She lowered her gaze.
The smell coming from the dining room made Ron uneasy.
Phir leaned into the wind.
It was a typical evening in the supermarket. Eugene hoped for a miracle.
Nellie was glad that Arlene was coming to her grand opening.
Billy could tell that Dean was a programmer. He tried not to laugh.
Rose was sharing. She lit a cigarette.
Russell was suprised to be floating.
It was a night full of promise. Kathryn smiled knowingly as she led the nurse into the outhouse.
Mario took a bite of his banana. It was going to be a special night.
Javier had invited a cheetah to Easter. He knew what to do.
Going to the beach was a nice idea. Ida closed her eyes and took a breath.
There had never been a mechanic quite like Joseph Campbell, and he knew it.
Heather staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Priscilla could see that the private detective was predictable.
It was a fun Friday morning. Deborah was at the butcher.
Susan felt that the hippopotamus was sporting.
Deanna felt that Nellie was invisible.
Evelyn opened the door to the kitchen. She had dreamed of this moment.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
Lady Drumketh was in one of her moods.
It was a long way to the volcano. Chris stopped and took a long sip of his beer.
When Kay arrived at her party, everyone rushed to see her.
The bathroom was locked.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Jordan was relieved to see his wife.
For as long as Joshua could remember, he'd wanted to be a violinist.
Salvador was disappointed that no one was coming to Christmas.
Bobbie was under the bed. She had a screwdriver in her hand.
The yak was on the prowl. Dan knew exactly what to do.
Someone had invited a giraffe to the funeral. Olga knew the fun was about to begin.
When the sun rose, Rachel knew it was time to sleep.
Michele had been expecting Terri for five days. She swallowed nervously.
Christian opened the door to the barn. He ground his teeth.
Milton felt that the beekeeper was free and easy.
Marcus had invited a kitten to Christmas. He knew what to do.
Luis was delighted to be alive.
Jay was the best tattooist who ever lived.
There had never been a hypnotist quite like Laura Miller, and she knew it.
When Laurie opened the door Mrs. Brown looked up from her book.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Jared told himself as he waited in the lighthouse.
Ashley could feel her life slipping away.
Lady Gail was reading in the laundry.
Mary had come to another dimension alone. She was here to meet the trapper.
Vernon fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
As soon as the party started, Valerie smiled knowingly.
On Friday, Jorge always made sense.
Love was in the air. Christopher smiled knowingly.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Rebecca opened the door to the sauna. Her senses were overwhelmed.
If the torturer didn't arrive soon, Elmer didn't know what he would do.
When Tim arrived at Christmas, everyone embraced him.
Elly-May could see that Julia was gracious. She opened the door to the basement.
It was a misty Monday afternoon. Nicholas was in the fridge.
When the moon came up, Olga knew it was time to move on.
Alberto had never been to the ocean. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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