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Random Proverbs (x 100)
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
The more the merrier.
Money isn't everything.
Beware the Ides of March.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
Clothes do not make the man.
There's one born every minute.
Horses for courses.
The early bird gets the worm.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
A stitch in time saves nine.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Children should be seen and not heard.
A man is known by his friends.
Like father, like son.
Go the extra mile.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
Appearances can be deceptive.
When one door shuts, another opens.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
It's better to give than to receive.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
Good fences make good neighbours.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
Learn to walk before you run.
Only the good die young.
You are what you eat.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Time is a great healer.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Better safe than sorry.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
Possession is nine points of the law.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
God helps those who help themselves.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
More haste, less speed.
Oil and water don't mix.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
Talk is cheap.
Wonders will never cease.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
Make haste slowly.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
Blood is thicker than water.
Walls have ears.
All that glitters is not gold.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
Better late than never.
You can't always get what you want.
A word to the wise is enough.
A miss is as good as a mile.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
Let the buyer beware.
Faith will move mountains.
Virtue is its own reward.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
It takes a thief to catch a thief .
Man does not live by bread alone.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
Waste not, want not.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Less said, soon mended.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
A new broom sweeps clean.

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