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Random Proverbs (x 100)
No news is good news.
Any port in a storm.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
Everyone has their price.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
Seize the day.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
Appearances can be deceptive.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
The customer is always right.
The show must go on.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
Share and share alike.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Once a thief, always a thief.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Every dog has its day.
Pearls of wisdom.
Life begins at forty.
Give credit where credit is due.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
Silence is golden.
A good man is hard to find.
Money is the root of all evil.
There's no fool like an old fool.
Birds of a feather flock together.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
Let bygones be bygones.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Like father, like son.
An man's home is his castle.
Time will tell.
A fish always rots from the head.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Marriages are made in heaven.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
You can't win them all.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
Go the extra mile.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
For everything there is a season.
Enough is as good as a feast.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Honesty is the best policy.
Good things come in small packages.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
East is east, and west is west.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Revenge is sweet.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
The Devil is in the details.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
When one door shuts, another opens.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
It never rains but it pours.
Faith will move mountains.
One law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Fortune favours the brave.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Moderation in all things.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
Speak as you find.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Charity begins at home.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
More haste, less speed.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Hide in plain sight.
No man is an island.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
One swallow does not a summer make.
Easy come, easy go.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
Ignorance is bliss.
You win some, you lose some.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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