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Random Proverbs (x 100)
You can't take it with you.
Pearls of wisdom.
It takes one to know one.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
The more the merrier.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
There is honour among thieves.
All publicity is good publicity.
Better safe than sorry.
No news is good news.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
The bigger, the better.
To the victor go the spoils.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
Seize the day.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
It's the singer not the song.
If you build it, they will come.
The truth will out.
Home is where the heart is.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Practice what you preach.
Clothes do not make the man.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Once a thief, always a thief.
Beauty is only skin deep.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Keep your chin up.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
Always put your best foot forward.
Bad money drives out good.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
When one door shuts, another opens.
All things must pass.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
First things first.
If you can't be good, be careful.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
The best things in life are free.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
Little pitchers have big ears.
Physician, heal thyself.
A cat may look at a king.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Christmas comes but once a year.
Manners maketh the man.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
It never rains but it pours.
Moderation in all things.
Strike while the iron is hot.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
It's all grist to the mill.
Tomorrow is another day.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
Time is money.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
A stitch in time saves nine.
A person is known by the company they keep.
All roads lead to Rome.
It's always darkest just before the dawn.
All's well that ends well.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
One swallow does not a summer make.
It's better to give than to receive.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Big fish eat little fish.
Don't rock the boat.
No man is an island.
All you need is love.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Opposites attract.
Make haste slowly.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
Business before pleasure.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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