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What goes up must come down.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
Blood is thicker than water.
Don't get mad, get even.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
A house is not a home.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Horses for courses.
More haste, less speed.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
Third time lucky.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
Any port in a storm.
Oil and water don't mix.
The Devil looks after his own.
Business before pleasure.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
Pearls of wisdom.
Nothing succeeds like success.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
You can't take it with you.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
Don't rock the boat.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
The bigger, the better.
Keep your chin up.
To every thing there is a season.
Like father, like son.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
It goes without saying.
Seize the day.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
Cheats never prosper.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
Laughter is the best medicine.
You reap what you sow.
Every stick has two ends.
The best defence is a good offence.
Hide in plain sight.
Another day, another dollar.
Patience is a virtue.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
God helps those who help themselves.
Fight fire with fire.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
A thing begun is half done.
Half a loaf is better than none.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
Time flies.
Better safe than sorry.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
You are what you eat.
No pain, no gain.
History repeats itself.
Man does not live by bread alone.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Count your blessings.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Every picture tells a story.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
Many hands make light work.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
The end justifies the means.
Possession is nine points of the law.
It takes a thief to catch a thief .
Blessed are the peacemakers.
To the victor go the spoils.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
The leopard does not change his spots.
Make hay while the sun shines.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Pride comes before a fall.

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