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Great oaks from little acorns grow.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
A good man is hard to find.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
The best defence is a good offence.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
Wonders will never cease.
There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
The end justifies the means.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
One good deed deserves another.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Go the extra mile.
There's no time like the present.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Share and share alike.
Half a loaf is better than none.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
There is honour among thieves.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
The customer is always right.
The truth will out.
All that glitters is not gold.
Every picture tells a story.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
All good things come to those that wait.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
There's an exception to every rule.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Enough is enough.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
Better safe than sorry.
Money is the root of all evil.
Forewarned is forearmed.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
Moderation in all things.
Keep your powder dry.
A miss is as good as a mile.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
You reap what you sow.
Practice what you preach.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
Opposites attract.
A cat has nine lives.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
Live and let live.
Big fish eat little fish.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
There's no smoke without fire.
Beggars can't be choosers.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
All things must pass.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
Let the dead bury the dead.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
Pearls of wisdom.
Two heads are better than one.
Good fences make good neighbours.
Seeing is believing.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Make hay while the sun shines.
The best things in life are free.
More haste, less speed.
Talk is cheap.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Quid pro quo.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Waste not, want not.
Every dog has its day.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Good talk saves the food.
Silence is golden.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Grief divided is made lighter.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
Hide in plain sight.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
Tomorrow is another day.

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