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All good things must come to an end.
Still waters run deep.
First things first.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
A poor worker blames the tools.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
Little pitchers have big ears.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
Paddle your own canoe.
All's well that ends well.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
A fish always rots from the head.
The bigger, the better.
What goes around comes around.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
There's no fool like an old fool.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
Live and let live.
Bad money drives out good.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
Virtue is its own reward.
Never go to bed on an argument.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
One law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Time and tide wait for no one.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Once bitten, twice shy.
Many hands make light work.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Practice makes perfect.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
A bad penny always turns up.
Revenge is sweet.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
Youth is wasted on the young.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Big fish eat little fish.
A watched pot never boils.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
If you build it, they will come.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
Home is where the heart is.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
Opposites attract.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
Third time lucky.
Only fools and horses work.
The more the merrier.
The wages of sin is death.
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
All you need is love.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Fight fire with fire.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
A person is known by the company they keep.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
All that glitters is not gold.
Beauty is only skin deep.
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
It's never too late to mend.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Laughter is the best medicine.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
Every stick has two ends.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
Forewarned is forearmed.
Pearls of wisdom.
You can't make bricks without straw.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
You reap what you sow.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Good things come in small packages.
A cat may look at a king.
The best-laid plans go astray.
Persuasion is better than force.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
Live and learn.

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