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Show me the wrench.
Maybe no one will notice
Sorry, I have to take this.
You're amazing!
How dare you look at me!
We need to go.
You monster!
I want you to help me.
You're going to need a police officer.
You are my everything.
I can't find my sheep anywhere.
This is a stick up.
I want that beaver out of my life!
Dating is like opening a window...
It wasn't your fault that the dinner got burnt.
You broke the vase on purpose.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
I never wanted to die.
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