Improbot

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Random Dialogue (x 20)

Sweetheart, it's alive.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Someone's locked the door.
You are the most interesting person I have ever met.
It's time to go to bed.
When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.
Let's go
It's giving me a headache.
Just sitting is good for the soul.
I can't find my lion anywhere.
I never listened.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.
Take this with water.
I could never despise you.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
We're ghosts.
You are so kind to me.
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I'm trying to open it.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

Someone's locked the door.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

It's time to go to bed.

When I was little, I wanted to be a wizard.

Let's go

It's giving me a headache.

Just sitting is good for the soul.

I can't find my lion anywhere.

I never listened.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.