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I love fall in China.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
Find some proof that I fooled you.
It's not dead.
Take the piano and go.
Don't just stand there.
Good grief!
I can offer you a pickle.
Darling, it's delicious.
You love me.
I'm going to need a knife.
I want you to document my trip to France.
I'm the best chemist on this planet
Leave it alone.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Take this and pray.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Hand me the can opener.
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