Improbot

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Random Dialogue (x 20)

We are reliable.
I can offer you an egg nog.
You never listen.
I'll wait here.
You are a genius.
You are the loneliest person I have ever met.
I knew you could open it.
I can offer you a job.
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Why do you love me, so much?
Please, stay where you are.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
Be yourself!
We're ghosts.
I bet you know why I'm here.
This room is unstable.
You broke the vase on purpose.
When I was little, I wanted to be a priest.
Sound the alarm!

We are reliable.

I can offer you an egg nog.

You never listen.

I'll wait here.

You are a genius.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I knew you could open it.

I can offer you a job.

It's your fault that the party was cancelled.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Why do you love me, so much?

Please, stay where you are.