Improbot

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Random Dialogue (x 20)

I want that kitten out of my life!
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
You're going to need a lot of glue.
I can offer you a daiquiri.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
I heard a voice coming from the garage.
Show me the screwdriver.
Can I make bread?
No one can ever know that I am alive.
We're special.
I see you let yourself in.
Leave it here.
We're going to need a police officer.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I am going to the party.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Falling in love is like doing the dishes...
You're a god.
I'll open it.

I want that kitten out of my life!

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

You're going to need a lot of glue.

I can offer you a daiquiri.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

I heard a voice coming from the garage.

Show me the screwdriver.

Can I make bread?

No one can ever know that I am alive.

We're special.

I see you let yourself in.