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A Ridiculous Imam
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An Intelligent Undertaker
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A Strong-willed Executioner
A Willful Detective
A Ruined Soldier
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An Organized Fashion Designer
A Hungry Guitarist
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A Private Mobster
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A Dynamic Poet
A Pretentious Assassin
A Puritanical Swordsmith
A Humble Swimmer
A Leisurely Burglar
A Scrupulous Archer
A Childish Dentist
A Sympathetic Programmer
A Glad Terrorist
A Stable Missionary
A Dedicated Peddlar
A Dreamy Torturer
A Hopeful Security Guard
A Thankful Director
A Tidy Tailor
An Old-fashioned Matador
A Frugal Impersonator
A Frivolous Shaman
A Winning Sleuth
A Frustrated Assassin
A Disorganized Stonecutter
A Resourceful DJ
A Regretful Fisher
An Impudent Jeweler
A Thoughtless Innkeeper
A Brilliant Mayor
An Articulate Guitarist
An Imaginative Garbage Collector
A Conscientious Goldsmith
A Gleeful Teacher
A Circumspect Choreographer
A Power-hungry Peddlar
A Friendly Screenwriter
A Forceful Writer
A Cross Fraudster
A Fickle Wizard
An Empty Broker
An Ignorant Architect
A Mystical Mercenary
A Boisterous Burglar
A Softheaded Security Guard
A Rejected Programmer
A Tasteless Accountant
A Cute Judge
A Wronged Doctor
A Genuine Knight
An Extreme Plumber
A Frustrated Spy
A Cynical Dancer
A Misguided Bonecarver
A Nosy Customs Officer
A Single-minded Swimmer
An Inquisitive Chef
A Depressed Photographer
A Focused Carpenter
A Thankful Game Show Host
A Chummy Musician
A Courageous Herald
A Delighted Impersonator
An Anxious Fortune-teller
A Meddlesome Taxidermist
An Agreeable DJ
An Intolerant Hairdresser
A Dirty Geologist
An Uninhibited Manager
A Quirky Spin Doctor
An Appreciative Chef
An Amiable Cosmonaut
A Cheating Barber
A Glad Wizard
A Sweet Percussionist
A Tall Governor
A Cultured Ventriloquist
An Athletic Bandit
A Criminal Chief of Police
A Fixed Publisher
A Stoic Botanist
A Bland Bank Robber
A Folksy Scout
A Formal Medic
An Annoyed Firefighter
A Courageous Goldsmith
A Vacuous Paleontologist
A Grieved Pirate
A Sure Ornithologist
A Sadistic Referee
A Sexy Swordsmith
A Helpful Detective
An Antisocial Playwright
An Observant Cartoonist
An Uncaring Florist
A Stylish Brewer
A Repugnant Editor
A Kind Mechanic
A Crude Plumber
A Lazy Chief of Police
A Thorough Private Detective
A Surprised Actor
A Debonair Pastor
A Dejected Engineer
A Brittle Astronaut
An Honest Tattooist
A Skillful Nurse
A Dignified Personal Trainer
A Reliable Butcher
A Serene Swimmer
A Guilty Gladiator
A Progressive Beggar
An Idiosyncratic Courier
A Negativistic Plumber
A Blissful Farmer
An Imaginative Dietician
A Merry Customs Officer
A Sporting Exterminator
A Genuine Carver
A Sulky Firefighter
A Courteous Welder
An Open-minded Game Show Host
A Desperate Burglar
A Romantic Minister
An Invisible Pirate
A Miserly Composer
A Threatened Ventriloquist
A Gloomy Swordsmith
A Grand Bishop
An Imaginative Chicken Sexer
An Intelligent Chef
A Clumsy Astronaut
An Eloquent Dictator
A Boisterous Technician
An Egocentric Captain
An Unsentimental Judge
A Courageous Court Jester
A Flamboyant Archer
A Selfish Surgeon
A Modest Goldsmith
An Irresponsible Fashion Designer
An Adventurous Tailor
An Obedient Composer
An Intense Silversmith
A Money-minded Security Guard
An Understanding Politician
A Willing Taxi-driver
A Charmless Meteorologist
An Unrestrained Shop Assistant
A Gentle Tax Collector
A Humorous Factory Worker
An Encouraged Pilot
A Cowardly Journalist
A Delicate Greengrocer
A Neat Barber
A Cultured Historian
A Frightened Detective
An Obnoxious Evangelist
A Predatory Nurse
An Agreeable Gravedigger
A Useless Cheesemaker
A Sharing Accountant
An Inquisitive Sculptor
A Transparent Servant
An Artificial Student
A Mature Executioner
A Forthright Spy
An Amiable Cartoonist
An Individualistic Factory Worker
A Questioning Mortician
A Selfless Security Guard
A Self-critical Mason
A Cold Navigator
A Reassured Chemist
A Colorful Writer
A Devoted Impersonator
An Athletic Antique Dealer
A Vulnerable Matador
A Disappointed Cook
A Mechanical Construction Worker
A Fawning Doctor
An Energetic Real Estate Agent
A Complex Guide
A Handsome Shop Assistant
An Unlovable Veterinarian
A Concerned Cab Driver
A Purposeful Bandit
A Contemptible Wedding Planner
A Heartbroken Deputy
A Well-read Monk
A Smiling Radiologist
A Dull Firefighter
An Upset Cartoonist
An Enigmatic Beautician
A Hypnotic Waiter
A Vulnerable Chauffeur
An Obsessive Builder
A Pompous Astronaut
A Charismatic Executioner
An Energetic Private Detective
A False Jailer
A Popular Choreographer
A Reflective Zookeeper
An Inconsiderate Bandit
A Dissonant Construction Worker
A Sarcastic Pianist
An Unhealthy Saxophonist
An Insincere Rabbi
A High-handed Meteorologist
An Incensed Ventriloquist
A Despairing Spy
A Predatory Ninja
A Pleased Police Officer
A Good-natured Bonecarver
A Perplexed Reporter
A Pretentious Poet
A Familial Jockey
A Bright Surgeon
A Clever Butler
A Disappointed Journalist
A Charming Bank Robber
A Gallant Dictator
An Uninhibited Spin Doctor
A Preoccupied Interrogator
A Lucky Barber
A Nonchalant Gladiator
A Cross Barista
A Modern Hunter
An Open-minded Fraudster
A Dedicated Dogcatcher
A Discontented Archer
A Secretive Clown
A Tolerant Air Traffic Controller
A Subtle Silversmith
A Groovy Tax Collector
A Reactionary Beautician
A Competitive Chief of Police
A Neat Shaman
A Sweet Hypnotist
An Unpredicatable Butcher
An Unpleasant Chauffeur
A Fawning Lawyer
An Outrageous Sailor
An Eager Record Producer
An Uncaring Professor
A Private Chef
A Responsible Composer
A Disrespectful Guitarist
A Crying Wizard
A Hopeful Poet
An Uncooperative Technician
A Caring Rabbi
An Inferior Magician
A Paralyzed Barber
A Flamboyant Guide
An Irreligious Yak Herder
A Dull Veterinarian
A Difficult Assassin
An Airy Shepherd
An Arrogant Pilot
A Superficial Pastor
A Gloomy Lifeguard
A Miserly Model
A Mawkish Rat Catcher
A Debonair Priest
A Reassured Fashion Designer
A Charismatic Magistrate
A Compassionate Astronaut
A Wise Veterinarian
An Uncharitable Clerk
An Intense Flight Attendant
A Criminal Innkeeper
A Slow Referee
An Infuriated Soldier
A Gullible Swimming Coach
A Deep Medic
An Anxious Record Producer
A Subtle Guru
A Forthright Construction Worker
A Scrupulous Drug Dealer
A Presumptuous Archaeologist
A Clever Shaman
An Original Receptionist
A Hearty Builder
A Charming Librarian
An Embarrassed Doctor
A Resentful Zookeeper
A Methodical Archer
A Bold Conductor
An Alert Drummer
A Wise Interpreter
An Obnoxious Cheesemaker
A Heartbroken Priest
A Stiff Fashion Designer
A Lucky Burglar
A Steady Photographer
An Organized Hunter
A Playful Model
A Cruel Court Jester
A Jubilant Percussionist
An Indulgent Chef
A Benevolent Security Guard
A Frugal Mercenary
A Domineering Thief
A Distracted Fortune-teller
A Self-sufficent Detective
A Solitary Senator
A Rustic Fishmonger
A Prejudiced Printer
A Lousy Boatbuilder
A Tortured Beggar
A Perfectionist Librarian
A Ready Saxophonist
An Empathetic Monk
A Hurried Stunt Double
An Appreciative Court Jester
A Methodical Butcher
A Gullible Nurse
An Infatuated Sniper
An Intolerant Lifeguard
A Dutiful Pirate
A Guilty Bartender
An Irresponsible Chemist
A Tenacious Sculptor
A Protective Marine
A Hungry Fisher
A Unique Teacher
A Fiery Barber
A High-handed Locksmith
A Confused Archer
A Sore Fishmonger
An Annoyed Ditch Digger
A Fickle Butler
A Bitter Shop Assistant
An Uncharitable Sailor
An Indignant Chemist
A Sweet Priest
An Adventurous Explorer
A Sociable Messenger
A Mannered Manicurist
A Patriotic Waiter
An Impatient Fashion Designer
A Lifeless Beautician
A Cross Pianist
An Invisible Choreographer
A Vague Record Producer
An Impulsive Barber
A Trembling Swimmer
A Calm Winemaker
A Folksy Juggler
A Charming Drummer
A Vacuous Court Jester
A Proud Singer
A Greedy Butcher
An Egocentric Blacksmith
A Demanding Sleuth
A Dishonest Politician
An Engrossed Antique Dealer
A Liberated Philanthropist
A Crazy Stunt Double
A Ritualistic Salesperson
A Flexible Lawyer
A High-minded Sniper
A Bright Monk
A Skillful Beekeeper
A Clean Nurse
A Satisfied Author
A Fiery Sleuth
A Fascinated Butcher
A Resourceful Fisher
A Casual Pawnbroker
An Arrogant Air Traffic Controller
A Ruined Barber
A Crude Astronaut
A Touchy Stonecutter
A Gallant Mathematician
A Stable Record Producer
An Inconsiderate Singer
A Conceited Wizard
A Liberal Crook
A Self-sufficent Photographer
A Miserly Waiter
A Sensitive Antique Dealer
An Irritable Physicist
A Purposeful Beggar
An Unrestrained Burglar
A Tenacious Cook
An Athletic Dictator
A Pedantic Sniper
An Outrageous Animal Trainer
A Wise Actor
A Fearful Pickpocket
A Mystical Composer
An Idiosyncratic Psychiatrist
A Critical Diplomat
A Ticklish Ninja
An Offended Entertainer
A Ritualistic Tattooist
A Relaxed Tailor
A Short Cartoonist
A Considerate Private Detective
A Popular Dancer
A Hypnotic Matador
A Wishful Model
A Hefty Carver
A Respectful Builder
A Selfish Gate-keeper
A Thievish Shepherd
A Businesslike Farmer
A Submissive Diver
A Lifeless Lifeguard
A Depressed Servant
A Guilty Judge
A Barbaric Assassin
An Opportunistic DJ
A Greedy Sheepshearer
An Apathetic Ventriloquist
A Prim Mobster
An Inferior Conductor
An Interested Court Jester
A Noncompetitive Beggar
A Decent Dancer
A Conformist Matador
A Suave Lawyer
A Pure Boatbuilder
A Reflective Guard
A Dry Surgeon
A Businesslike Bandit
A Smiling Singer
A Discreet Botanist
An Unimaginative Dietician
An Intolerant Psychiatrist
A Protective Chauffeur
A Transparent Hairdresser
A Hurt Scout
A Hostile Hotelier
A Bizarre Blacksmith
A Lustful Mason
A Narrow-minded Entrepreneur
An Irreligious Court Jester
A Shaky Knight
A Neglectful Singer
A Well-rounded Jeweler
A Sloppy Guitarist
A Cultured Accountant
A Generous Engineer
A Balanced Cook
A Scared Detective
A Mellow Receptionist
A Critical Spy
An Abrupt Referee
A Comfortable Herald
A Hearty Impersonator
A Dependent Beekeeper
A Foolish Model
A Crude Doctor
A Bland Builder
A Sore Swimming Coach
A Quirky Scientist
A Cruel Winemaker
A Cheating Historian
A Blissful Chief of Police
An Observant DJ
A Fatalistic Linguist
A Benevolent Pirate
An Uncertain Shipwright
A Sexy Sailor
An Understanding Secretary
A Spirited Optometrist
A Gracious Dogcatcher
A Graceless Referee
A Miserly Butcher
An Authoritarian Nurse
A Scholarly Wizard
An Indulgent Mechanic
A Regretful Diplomat
A Cheerful Security Guard
A Disorderly Bartender
A Rigid Archer
A Fuming Medic
An Assertive Surgeon
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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