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On Wednesday, Steven made mistakes.
Lady Joyce was in one of her moods.
Craig was delighted to be alive.
Christine hoped that Terri was experimental.
There had never been a chemist quite like Lillian White, and she knew it.
As soon as Christmas started, Sidney took a sip of his Jack Daniels.
When Carlos arrived at his party, everyone booed him.
When Ron arrived at Easter, everyone laughed.
It was a evening full of promise. Becky was under the bridge.
Matthew had invited a plumber to his grand opening. He knew it wouldn't end well.
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