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Random Similes (x 50)
Dating is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Falling in love is like fixing the TV...
Anger is like a beautiful melody...
Buying a house is like opening a letter...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Death is like a good book...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Learning is like tidying your room...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Imagination is like a guitar...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Forgiveness is like an ocean...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Life is like a beach...
Running for office is like taking a bath...
Freedom is like a picnic in the park...
Getting married is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Justice is like a camera...
Finding a job is like doing the laundry...
Your fears are like chocolate...
Dying is like brushing your teeth...
The truth is like a winter's day...
Dating is like fixing a broken vase...
Your ego is like a canvas...
Falling in love is like eating a sandwich...
Your anger is like a bar of soap...
Dating is like turning on a lamp...
Getting married is like opening a letter...
Life is like a lake...
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Running for office is like writing a shopping list...
Friendship is like a movie...
Learning is like doing housework...
Fears are like chocolate...
Dying is like opening a bottle of wine...
Crime is like a beautiful song...
Strength is like a guitar...
Finding a job is like taking a bath...
Your success is like a picnic at the beach...
Getting married is like turning on a faucet...
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Romance is like a mountain...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Running for office is like opening a gift...
Love is like a bar of soap...
Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Knowledge is like a beach...
Life is like a multi-choice quiz...
Dying is like taking out the garbage...

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