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Random Similes (x 50)
Fears are like marshmallows...
Time is like a beach...
Becoming rich is like fixing the TV...
Your fears are like chocolate...
Grief is like a forest...
Falling in love is like turning on a faucet...
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Failure is like a book...
Dating is like mowing the lawn...
Friendship is like a party...
Your fears are like spaghetti...
Despair is like a mountain...
Getting married is like making a sandwich...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Romance is like a canvas...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Finding a job is like opening a letter...
Having a child is like doing the dishes...
Your ego is like a spring day...
Falling in love is like changing your underwear...
Success is like a multi-choice quiz...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Friendship is like a camera...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Running for office is like lighting a fire...
Fears are like chocolate...
Buying a house is like turning on a radio...
Love is like a good book...
Becoming rich is like eating bread...
Learning is like fixing the TV...
Failure is like a forest...
Finding a job is like taking a bath...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Getting married is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Despair is like a bar of soap...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Life is like a river...
Wealth is like a violin...
Dying is like gardening...
Luck is like a lake...
Dating is like turning on a lamp...
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
Crime is like a mountain...
Love is like a picnic at the beach...
Buying a house is like changing your underwear...
Finding a job is like writing a job application...
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Running for office is like taking medicine...
Your pride is like a good book...
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