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Random Similes (x 50)
Failure is like a mountain...
Having a child is like opening a gate...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Becoming rich is like turning on a radio...
Your sadness is like a beautiful melody...
Running for office is like tidying your room...
Pride is like a book...
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
Bravery is like a picnic at the beach...
Falling in love is like making cupcakes...
Fear is like a winter's day...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Your anger is like a lake...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Romance is like a guitar...
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Your opinion is like an ocean...
Dating is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Your ego is like a canvas...
Buying a house is like doing chores...
Friendship is like a beach...
Your hopes are like chocolate...
Life is like a camera...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Your victory is like a picnic in the park...
Dying is like turning on a radio...
The truth is like a beautiful melody...
Finding a job is like tidying your room...
Freedom is like a party...
Falling in love is like going to the beach...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Getting married is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Learning is like taking a bath...
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Luck is like a mountain...
Becoming rich is like opening a gate...
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Your anger is like a movie...
Sadness is like a multi-choice quiz...
Having a child is like writing a to do list...
Sorrow is like a picnic in the park...
Dying is like making cupcakes...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Dating is like turning on a faucet...
Victory is like a canvas...
Friendship is like a beautiful song...
Becoming rich is like going to the fair...
The truth is like a winter's day...
Your ego is like a camera...
Learning is like mowing the lawn...

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