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Random Similes (x 50)
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Life is like a spring day...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Getting married is like doing housework...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Running for office is like going to the fair...
Sadness is like a camera...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Your success is like a mountain...
Romance is like a forest...
Friendship is like a good book...
Happiness is like a beautiful song...
Becoming rich is like gardening...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Your pride is like a guitar...
Falling in love is like writing a job application...
The truth is like a piano...
Having a child is like taking a bath...
Your hopes are like chocolate...
Learning is like turning on a light-switch...
Pain is like a violin...
Dying is like mowing the lawn...
Dating is like doing renovations...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Running for office is like making a salad...
Buying a house is like fixing a computer...
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Getting married is like brushing your teeth...
Wisdom is like a book...
Falling in love is like writing an I.O.U...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Your ego is like a movie...
Learning is like opening a gift...
Courage is like a lake...
Friendship is like a mountain...
Time is like a beach...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Dating is like tidying your room...
Love is like a violin...
Buying a house is like eating a sandwich...
Death is like a camera...
Patriotism is like a piano...
Dying is like brushing your teeth...
Running for office is like turning on a radio...
Victory is like a multi-choice quiz...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Learning is like writing a shopping list...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Falling in love is like changing your underwear...
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