disclaimer: The text generated is random, based on templates and lists. Some will
be silly, some might even be offensive (not intentionally, just unanticipated word combinations). Sometimes
there are gender-specific terms. Please, use your own judgement and filter or change as necessary for your
purposes. Use whatever inspires you!
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Random Similes (x 10)
Buying a house is like painting...
Your despair is like a beach...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Your fear is like a river...
Getting married is like turning on a faucet...
Time is like a picnic at the beach...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Dying is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Freedom is like a multi-choice quiz...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
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