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The Seal Wears Wicked Slacks
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My Special Puppy
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I Want Hungry Pants
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The Tiny Doll
I Need a Funky Mask
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Take off Your Boots
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The Innkeeper and the Happy Wombat
Sherri the Stonecutter Makes an Effort
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Let's Make Animal Sounds
The Creek of Satisfaction
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Elizabeth is a Warlock
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Leonard Makes Me Afraid
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The Leprechaun of Misery
The Eagle is at School
My Dad is a Zombie
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It's Time to Die
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My Bird has Returned
Anne the Juggler
Where the Silly Things Dance
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My Magical Pajamas
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Who Wants a Rocket?
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Medusa Makes Me Tired
I Need Special Shoes
I Love This Pink Sweater
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Scary Bob
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Take off Your Black Undershirt
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Robert's Month Without a Bed
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The Wonderful Unicorn
The Pond of Excitement
Yvonne Makes an Igloo
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At the Casino Where Jessie Sits
The Pony Wears a Purple T-shirt
I Can Make an Effort
Loss is Orange
Why is Elmer Best?
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My Silly Umbrella
The Magical Entertainer Makes Laughter
Frederick is in the Mirror
The Graphic Artist and the Happy Bird
The Wicked, Stripey Duck
My Puppy Wants to Die
The Alligator has Gone
The Composer is Leaving
It's Time to Do Magic
The Purple Swamp
Zachary Likes to Jump Rope
The Octopus is a Sailor
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Jose Looks at the Mutant
My Grandpa is Always Acting
Best Kirk
I Found My Scary Bird
Take off Your Ugly Skirt
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Who Wants a Sofa?
The Black Jeans
Jack and the Angry Gravedigger
Barry the Tax Collector Makes Better Choices
There's a Fox Behind the Bikeshed
A Day with Warren
The Summer of Refreshments
My Purple Camel has Delivered
Why is Christian Good?
My Grandpa is an Interpreter
Why Antonio is Magical
Juan's Orange Scarf
The Court Jester and the Mermaid
I Need a Stripey Squirrel
In the Prison of Happiness
The Cat Wears a T-shirt
Diana Makes Me Nervous
The Wonderful Lamb Makes Money
The Chimpanzee Wears Ugly Slacks
Claire Makes Magic
The Forest of Poverty
Opinion is at the Gate
My Shark is a Pianist
I Can Make Lemonade
The Desert of Rumours
My Dad Makes Me Wet
The Spring of Tolerance
John Wants Steven
Ramona and the Werewolf
It's Time to Breathe Underwater
There's a Crazy Dolphin in the Nuclear Power-plant
My Moose Needs to Win
Behind the Bikeshed Where Jay Waits
Infatuations are Orange
The Mad Duck and the Goldfish
The Court Jester and the Tortoise
My Goofy House
The Grey Lake
The Dwarf Makes Me Succeed
The Kitten is Swimming
I Want Red Earrings
There's a Puppy in the Bomb-shelter
Patrick the Playwright Makes a Kite
Roberta is a Witch
The Wicked, Purple Dinosaur
Take off Your Tiny Hat
My Mum is a Gnome
Silly Bartholomew
Cow River
Jennifer Helps the Goose
I Need My Little Tiger
The Wombat Wears a Raincoat
At the Butcher of the Spotted Unicorn
The Camel is a Lighthouse-keeper
Who Wants a Bike?
The Goldfish Wears Creepy Slacks
Ella's Scary Fish
Edith has Shrunk
The Ghost
The Tiny Jockey Makes It Easier
My Dad is Always Jumping
Geraldine the Happy Thief
Sarah Makes Breakfast
Hope is Brown
The Fairy of the Grey Woods
The Pink Ant Makes Promises
Lonnie and the Dwarf
Your Fox Took My Sofa
At the Football Stadium of the Griffin
Clarence Lives with Darryl
At the Bus Stop Where Clinton Sits
It's Time to Learn
My Dad is a Diver
Cleopatra Makes Me Run
Why is Rosa Idiotic?
The Hunter and the Octopus
The Dietician on the Window Sill
I Found Your Spotted Fish
Let's Make a Plan
Elly-May Goes to the Woods
In the Basement of Amazement
Ross is an Alien
Irene Makes Me Scream
My Seal has Evolved
My Timid Boots
The Pretty, Special Frog
The Orange Trousers
Anne is at the Football Stadium
The Legend of Yak Cave
The Chief of Police and the Giant
Creepy Kathleen
The Bunny and the Duck
Take off Your Red Coat
Surprises are Pink
The Hamster Wears a Tiny Cap
The Dwarf of Wealth
I Love Crazy Earrings
I Hate My Stripey Crocodile
My Grandma is Always Listening
Christian is Lucky
The Shapeshifter Makes Me Nervous
The Spring of Lives
Bernard Needs to Learn
Stephanie Needs the Grey Sea Monster
The Timid Poet has Responded
Where the Wicked Things Sing
Kathy Makes Finger Puppets
Laughter is Creepy
In the Attic Where Johnnie Hides
My Dolphin Can Boogie
Dean the Photographer Makes an Igloo
Penny Sings to the Angry Bogeyman
Let's Make a Movie
The Volcano of Wonder
Why is Mario Pretty?
A Lucky Owl in Athens
James Loves Albert
The Hungry Reporter Makes a Plan
The Sheep and the Wonderful Elephant
The Spotted Zebra Makes Love
The Deer is a Judge
The Legend of Frog Cave
Jo-Ellen is at the Aquarium
My Lucky Scarf
The Funny, New Lizard
The Green Cheetah and the Horse
Helen has Flown Away
It's Time to Skate
The Puppy Makes Muffins
The Wonderful Gnome
My Grandma is a Manicurist
Jacqueline Goes to the River
Fear is in the Observatory
Take off Your Mad Apron
Donald's Creepy Penguin
I Found My Timid Ant
The Tortoise Wears a Sweater
The Goldfish Took My Car
My Mum is a Fairy
The Wonderful Composer has Gone Away
Special Alfred
I Hate Funky Socks
In the Prison of the Dragon
Brenda Makes the World Better
The Librarian in the Shop
I Want This Purple House
Bobby Can Fly
Outside the Window of Refreshment
The Miner and the Orange Dolphin
The Desert of Ideas
Georgia Wants Norma
A Kitten in the Observatory
The Summer of Uncertainties
The Red T-shirt
Let's Make Babies
A Month Without Kurt
The Loch Ness Monster Makes Me a Better Person
At the Aquarium of Aladdin
The Pretty Imp is at the Bus Stop
The Wonderful Bodyguard Makes Friends
The Psychiatrist is Growling Again
My Pony Wants to Fly
Willard the Programmer Makes the Team
The Hippopotamus is a Comedian
The Funny Cave
My Happy Car
There's an Ugly Puppy at the Aquarium
My Big Porcupine has Spoken
Jennifer the Idiotic Graphic Artist
Keith Makes Me Feel Good
The Timid Dolphin Makes Art
The Gladiator and the Dragon
Darrell is in the Temple
In the Attic of the Tiny Minotaur
Mum is in the Pantry
My Squirrel is Leaving
I Love Mysterious Stockings
Wonderful Roberto
The Legend of Giraffe Hill
The Hungry Mermaid
At the Bakery Where Irene Waits
Where the Wicked Things are
The Witch of Satisfaction
The Peddlar in the Deli
Take off Your Cape
The Mad, Special Kitten
In the Shop of Redemption
The Fly Wears Spotted Jeans
Katie Helps Joan of Arc
The Funny Paramedic has Returned
My Grandpa is a Goblin
I Found the Orange Dress
A Bird in the Food Court
In the Museum of the Purple Alien
Edgar is a Ghost
The Hunter is Glowing
Rose Wants to Die
Jennie Looks at the Best Vampire
The Pink Dolphin Makes a Show
My Dad is Always Planking
Virginia is New
The Elephant Wears a Yellow Shirt
The River of Despair
Ida's Mad Underpants
My Duck Likes to Sing
On the Shelf of the Easter Bunny
I Like Funny Pants
The Big Deer Makes Fudge
Matthew is at the Casino
Your Koala Likes My Skateboard
The Zombie is in the Bushes
My Creepy Pajamas
Annette Wants the Purple Vampire
The Gigantic Editor Makes Popcorn
My Brown Hedgehog has Disappeared
Amy has Agreed
The Fall of Mysteries
The Diplomat and the Fish
Ramon and the Matador
I Love My Green Frog
My Grandpa is a Chef
My Hamster has Gone Away
Rita Makes the World Better
The Ugly, Stripey Squirrel
The Ghost of Delight
Erin Makes Me Happy
Time to Make a Kite
The Dinosaur Wears White Swimmers
The New Minotaur
Dana Needs to Play Poker
Take off Your Wicked Shoes
Death is Yellow
The Cartoonist and the Pretty Unicorn
The Forest of Pleasures
Steven Goes to the River
Why is Armando Angry?
Miseries are Black
The Funky Tie
Tamara Chooses the Wicked Witch
My Grandma is Always Climbing
Jo's Doll
A Seagull in the Train Station
In the Corner of Refreshment
Steve is in the Backyard
The Bank Robber has Responded
My Creepy Koala
The Penguin Wears a Stripey Hat
At School of Xena
I Found the Wicked Teddy Bear
The Autumn of Powers
The Kitten and the Monkey
My Mum is a Demon
It's Time to Cook Dinner
The Green Pixie
The Blue Planet
The Summer of Justice
The Spider and the Frog
The Exterminator and the Magical Dinosaur
Micheal and the Fairy
The Beach of Anxiety
The Pink Bird Makes It Right
A Day with Charles
Where the Angry Things Live
The Wonderful, Idiotic Crow
Old Glenn
I Like My Best Doll
I Need Pretty Pajamas
Grandma is over the Fence
Billy is a Warlock
Melinda Looks at Dolores
Courtney's Year with a Bike
Randall Makes Me Tired
The Camel is in the Lighthouse
Let's Make an Igloo
The Criminal is Looking
The Weaver and the Minotaur
Chipmunk Cave
Charlotte and the Happy Magician
The Bird is Always Whispering
The Blue Swan Took My Skateboard
There's a Lamb in America
The Red Duck has Grown
The Black House
Laura-May Goes to the Old Sea
Wealth is Wicked
Marcus is in the Bath
The Dietician and the Dingo
I Found Your Mysterious Turtle
Why is Christina Hungry?
Refreshments are Silly
My Angry Sweater
The Autumn of Tolerance
The Winter of Pleasures
Poison Ivy Makes Me Afraid
Rhonda Wants to Ski
The Bunny is Coming
The Duck Wears a Coat
The Unicorn of the Lake
My Dad is Always Standing
Norman Agrees with Michael
The Wolf and the Tortoise
The Zombie of Disbelief
Little Adrian
There's a Pixie at the Casino
The Woods of Thoughts
Bobbie-Sue is a Dragon
Take off Your Lucky T-shirt
The Stripey Owl Makes Fudge
My Cat Can Learn
Billy has Emerged
The Idiotic Raccoon has Spoken
Shelly's Pink Sofa
My Grandpa is a Chemist
The Thief Makes Popcorn
Kimberly Makes Dessert
My Grandma Makes Me Exercise
The Purple Porcupine
Stacy the Gigantic Builder
My White Lamb has Responded
The Happy, Magical Shark
Where the Funky Things Wait
I Need a Hungry Hippopotamus
Clarence and the Dwarf
Grandpa is Outside the Window
The Rat Wears Ugly Jeans
The Wonderful Sheriff has Shrunk
There's a Chicken in the Mall
Crime is Red
Christopher the Animal Trainer Makes a Kite
Lena is Idiotic
Kitten Cave
I Found My Big Rocket
I Can Make a Yurt
Who Wants a Bed?
June Loves to Fly
At the Skateboard Park of Joy
The Happy Wizard is Behind the Bikeshed
The Fairy of the Grey Island
It's Time to Make Me Laugh
My Tortoise Needs to Sing
The Red Mountain
In the Playground of the Dwarf
The Satyr of Power
My Wicked Turtle
Worries are Blue
The Athlete and the Duck
In the Bomb-shelter of Zeus
My Grandma is a Witch
I Like Pink Boots
Clifton's Dingo
In the Deli of the Lucky Fairy
The Butler Down the Well
The Black Deer has Flown Away
I Hate an Old Cat
Geraldine Makes Trouble
Judith Hates Batman
Paul Goes to the Cave
Lloyd is Behind the Tree
Carl's Day with a Submarine
The Shoemaker and the Wizard
Billie and the Idiotic Rabbi
The Octopus is Cycling
On the Bus of the Orange Giant
Why is Bruce Goofy?
Your Crazy Kitten Stole My Kite
The Deer Wears a Blue Raincoat
The Rat is Always Looking
The Librarian is Calling Again
Who Wants a Spaceship?
There's a Bear in the Museum
Where the Gigantic Things are
Scary Gordon
The Swamp of Laughter
The Silly Winemaker Makes Believe
My Dad is Always Drinking
The Orange Sweatshirt
My Mum is a Mobster
In the Cathedral of Wariness
Clarence and the Dragon
I Found the Lucky Jacket
The Black Pony Makes a Sound
My Grandpa Makes Me Afraid
It's Time to Ski
Moose River
Why Antonio is Hungry
The Penguin Makes It Work
Joe Wants Corey
The Goofy, Purple Snail
Amazement is Mysterious
My Little Gloves
The Welder and the Brown Dog
Take off Your Pretty Overalls
Bernice Loves to Drive a Car
The Orange Waterfall
I Like Pink Stockings
The Rat Wears Underpants
Brandine is in the Hair Salon

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