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Random Similes (x 500)
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Falling in love is like writing a memo...
Pleasure is like a forest...
Finding a job is like eating bread...
Your sadness is like a multi-choice quiz...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Life is like a lake...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Luck is like a mountain...
Dating is like turning on a light-switch...
Failure is like a piano...
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Friendship is like a party...
Getting married is like doing renovations...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Justice is like a beautiful song...
Your ego is like a movie...
Hope is like a camera...
Falling in love is like going to the beach...
Having a child is like changing a light bulb...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Wealth is like a multi-choice quiz...
Poverty is like a bar of soap...
Buying a house is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Friendship is like a violin...
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
Freedom is like a forest...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Reality is like an ocean...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Running for office is like making toast...
Justice is like a camera...
Learning is like doing chores...
Anger is like a lake...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Romance is like a party...
Finding a job is like going to the beach...
Love is like a beach...
Buying a house is like opening a letter...
Anxiety is like a multi-choice quiz...
Having a child is like turning on a radio...
Happiness is like a canvas...
Becoming rich is like brushing your hair...
Fear is like a book...
Fears are like chocolate...
Wisdom is like a forest...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Redemption is like a violin...
Dying is like doing renovations...
Compassion is like a picnic at the beach...
Learning is like eating bread...
Death is like a bar of soap...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Dating is like taking out the garbage...
Bravery is like a mountain...
Finding a job is like going to the fair...
Love is like a spring day...
Pride is like a beach...
Sleep is like a beautiful song...
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
Dying is like fixing a broken vase...
Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...
Buying a house is like tidying your room...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Falling in love is like eating a salad...
Pain is like a party...
Becoming rich is like opening a letter...
Power is like a mountain...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Hope is like a river...
Failure is like a forest...
Life is like a book...
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
Having a child is like brushing your hair...
Dying is like mowing the lawn...
Anxiety is like a beautiful song...
Friendship is like a beach...
Getting married is like making cupcakes...
Freedom is like a picnic in the park...
Finding a job is like turning on a lamp...
Falling in love is like doing chores...
Love is like a violin...
Running for office is like opening a gift...
Laughter is like an ocean...
Having a child is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Forgiveness is like a forest...
Dating is like tidying your room...
Your victory is like a spring day...
Buying a house is like changing a light bulb...
Romance is like a camera...
Getting married is like applying for a job...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Power is like a beautiful song...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Fear is like a violin...
Running for office is like opening a bottle of beer...
Poverty is like a canvas...
Peace is like a lake...
Having a child is like doing the dishes...
Death is like a river...
Dying is like turning on a faucet...
Becoming rich is like eating cupcakes...
The truth is like a mountain...
Reality is like a forest...
Knowledge is like a movie...
Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Life is like a bar of soap...
Motivation is like an ocean...
Getting married is like fixing the TV...
Your despair is like a lake...
Becoming rich is like turning on a lamp...
Death is like a party...
Dying is like making a salad...
Sadness is like a book...
Having a child is like mowing the lawn...
Your ego is like a mountain...
Learning is like brushing your hair...
Your imagination is like a violin...
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Finding a job is like lighting a fire...
Wisdom is like a beautiful melody...
Falling in love is like writing a job application...
Time is like a beach...
Becoming rich is like going to the fair...
Life is like a picnic at the beach...
Getting married is like eating toast...
Your redemption is like a multi-choice quiz...
Strength is like a bar of soap...
Learning is like opening a door...
Forgiveness is like a movie...
Falling in love is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Running for office is like brushing your teeth...
Dying is like changing a light bulb...
Dating is like doing chores...
Knowledge is like a book...
Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...
Success is like a lake...
Friendship is like a beautiful song...
Pleasure is like a violin...
Getting married is like writing an I.O.U...
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
Happiness is like a camera...
Romance is like an ocean...
Dying is like going to the beach...
Death is like a piano...
Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...
Wealth is like a picnic in the park...
The truth is like a guitar...
Learning is like fixing a computer...
Victory is like a party...
Having a child is like making a sandwich...
Getting married is like opening a door...
Your ego is like a river...
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Compassion is like a mountain...
Falling in love is like doing the laundry...
Luck is like a movie...
Sadness is like a beautiful melody...
Running for office is like taking a bath...
Dating is like turning on a radio...
Wealth is like a beach...
Buying a house is like eating spaghetti...
Death is like a canvas...
Dying is like fixing the TV...
Justice is like a violin...
Having a child is like doing renovations...
Falling in love is like mowing the lawn...
Life is like a mountain...
Finding a job is like writing an I.O.U...
Luck is like a bar of soap...
Dating is like opening a bottle of beer...
Pleasure is like a piano...
Your opinion is like a lake...
Dying is like taking out the garbage...
Running for office is like doing chores...
Freedom is like a canvas...
Becoming rich is like opening a window...
Love is like a mountain...
Hope is like a party...
Your hopes are like chocolate...
Getting married is like changing your underwear...
Your strength is like a beach...
Having a child is like writing an I.O.U...
Friendship is like a camera...
Failure is like a beautiful melody...
Luck is like a river...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Finding a job is like doing the shopping...
Fear is like a party...
Becoming rich is like fixing the TV...
Despair is like a guitar...
Running for office is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Strength is like a multi-choice quiz...
Knowledge is like a forest...
Anxiety is like a violin...
Freedom is like a river...
Buying a house is like taking medicine...
Luck is like a lake...
Finding a job is like doing the dishes...
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Fear is like a camera...
Dating is like writing an I.O.U...
Life is like a canvas...
Wealth is like a guitar...
Running for office is like making a sandwich...
Getting married is like opening a window...
Crime is like a book...
Having a child is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Dying is like changing your underwear...
Falling in love is like fixing a computer...
Your ego is like a summer's day...
Motivation is like a party...
Finding a job is like doing chores...
The truth is like a lake...
Becoming rich is like going to the playground...
Death is like a camera...
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Dating is like making a cake...
Life is like a beach...
Running for office is like turning on a lamp...
Dying is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Your ego is like a beautiful song...
Learning is like writing an I.O.U...
Wealth is like a movie...
Your forgiveness is like a lake...
Becoming rich is like changing a light bulb...
Pleasure is like a guitar...
Dating is like mowing the lawn...
Life is like a summer's day...
Failure is like a mountain...
Love is like a beautiful song...
The truth is like a canvas...
Laughter is like a violin...
Falling in love is like brushing your hair...
Friendship is like a forest...
Running for office is like writing a job application...
Success is like a multi-choice quiz...
Finding a job is like changing your underwear...
Your ego is like a beach...
Learning is like making a cake...
Dating is like opening a window...
Pain is like a bar of soap...
Becoming rich is like turning on a light-switch...
Getting married is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Forgiveness is like a guitar...
Buying a house is like applying for a job...
Love is like a movie...
Dying is like writing a shopping list...
Having a child is like changing your underwear...
Patriotism is like a mountain...
Learning is like opening a gift...
Getting married is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Sorrow is like a picnic at the beach...
Falling in love is like doing the shopping...
Sleep is like a camera...
Running for office is like brushing your hair...
Having a child is like tidying your room...
Friendship is like a piano...
Pride is like a multi-choice quiz...
Learning is like lighting a fire...
Buying a house is like writing a to do list...
Knowledge is like a guitar...
Grief is like a picnic in the park...
Time is like a forest...
Falling in love is like doing the dishes...
Peace is like a violin...
Hope is like a lake...
Mercy is like a canvas...
Having a child is like turning on a lamp...
Imagination is like a beautiful melody...
Finding a job is like lighting a candle...
Death is like a guitar...
Learning is like opening a gate...
Failure is like a camera...
Luck is like a picnic at the beach...
Laughter is like a movie...
Dating is like writing a memo...
Buying a house is like eating a cake...
Having a child is like taking out the garbage...
Anxiety is like a beautiful melody...
Finding a job is like painting...
Falling in love is like turning on a lamp...
Forgiveness is like a beach...
Getting married is like going to the playground...
Anger is like a forest...
Victory is like a piano...
Finding a job is like brushing your teeth...
Mercy is like a camera...
Love is like a book...
Dating is like lighting a candle...
Happiness is like a bar of soap...
Getting married is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Dying is like cooking...
Running for office is like fixing the TV...
Poverty is like a picnic at the beach...
Buying a house is like eating a sandwich...
Finding a job is like applying for a job...
Your pleasure is like a forest...
Your fears are like chocolate...
Fear is like a river...
Dating is like doing the shopping...
Learning is like writing a job application...
Mercy is like a guitar...
Wealth is like a book...
Falling in love is like taking a bath...
Sorrow is like a camera...
Becoming rich is like making spaghetti...
Anger is like a river...
Friendship is like a picnic in the park...
Finding a job is like opening a gate...
Having a child is like doing the laundry...
Victory is like a beautiful melody...
Learning is like turning on a faucet...
Luck is like a winter's day...
Getting married is like taking out the garbage...
Dying is like lighting a candle...
Patriotism is like an ocean...
Freedom is like a bar of soap...
Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...
Dating is like fixing a computer...
Finding a job is like opening a bottle of beer...
Having a child is like painting...
Death is like a forest...
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Falling in love is like changing a light bulb...
Your pride is like a violin...
Redemption is like a picnic at the beach...
Friendship is like an autumn day...
Wisdom is like a lake...
Becoming rich is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Dating is like fixing a broken vase...
Sleep is like a multi-choice quiz...
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Buying a house is like opening a window...
Success is like a picnic in the park...
Freedom is like a beach...
Getting married is like making toast...
Finding a job is like writing a memo...
Learning is like doing the laundry...
Crime is like a summer's day...
Your forgiveness is like an ocean...
Life is like a guitar...
Friendship is like a mountain...
Becoming rich is like mowing the lawn...
Your ego is like a party...
Buying a house is like changing your underwear...
Dying is like writing a to do list...
Learning is like opening a bottle of beer...
Your success is like a picnic in the park...
Forgiveness is like a canvas...
Wealth is like a good book...
Falling in love is like doing housework...
Defeat is like an ocean...
Having a child is like opening a door...
Reality is like a beach...
Dying is like brushing your hair...
Becoming rich is like applying for a job...
Power is like a picnic in the park...
Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Forgiveness is like a camera...
Getting married is like writing a shopping list...
Running for office is like turning on a radio...
Fear is like a canvas...
Anxiety is like a river...
Dying is like going to the fair...
Love is like a lake...
Dating is like doing the laundry...
Getting married is like tidying your room...
Life is like a movie...
Falling in love is like making toast...
Time is like an ocean...
Success is like a violin...
Crime is like a beach...
Grief is like a multi-choice quiz...
Running for office is like cooking...
Finding a job is like doing renovations...
Your forgiveness is like a piano...
Dying is like turning on a radio...
Becoming rich is like eating toast...
Sleep is like a party...
Falling in love is like fixing the TV...
Getting married is like lighting a fire...
Death is like a beautiful melody...
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Romance is like a good book...
Having a child is like opening a letter...
Sadness is like an autumn day...
Reality is like a multi-choice quiz...
Running for office is like applying for a job...
Getting married is like taking a bath...
Friendship is like a movie...
Becoming rich is like tidying your room...
Your ego is like a picnic at the beach...
Dating is like turning on a lamp...
Life is like a violin...
Dying is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Anger is like a beautiful melody...
Buying a house is like going to the beach...
Running for office is like opening a window...
Wisdom is like a guitar...
Death is like a picnic at the beach...
Having a child is like eating a cake...
Imagination is like a camera...
Learning is like fixing a broken vase...
Power is like a forest...
Knowledge is like a multi-choice quiz...
Running for office is like doing the shopping...
Getting married is like turning on a light-switch...
Forgiveness is like a mountain...
Your victory is like a beautiful melody...
Dating is like making toast...
Romance is like a picnic in the park...
Running for office is like opening a door...
Learning is like applying for a job...
Becoming rich is like taking medicine...
Getting married is like doing chores...
Pain is like a guitar...
Defeat is like a multi-choice quiz...
Dying is like eating a salad...
Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Buying a house is like fixing a broken vase...
Luck is like a spring day...
Patriotism is like a picnic in the park...
Learning is like tidying your room...
Knowledge is like a river...
Your pride is like a mountain...
Becoming rich is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Your success is like a beach...
Buying a house is like opening a gift...
Happiness is like an ocean...
Getting married is like turning on a lamp...
Your opinion is like a book...
Having a child is like cooking...
Dying is like eating a cake...
Fear is like a beach...
Imagination is like a picnic at the beach...
Buying a house is like doing renovations...
Grief is like a beautiful melody...
Dating is like changing your underwear...
Sadness is like a canvas...
Finding a job is like fixing the TV...
Buying a house is like brushing your hair...
Time is like a multi-choice quiz...
Wisdom is like an ocean...
Poverty is like a lake...
Dying is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Your opinion is like a movie...
Becoming rich is like taking a bath...
Freedom is like a lake...
Love is like a bar of soap...
Having a child is like doing the shopping...
Life is like a piano...
Dying is like eating toast...
Anger is like a multi-choice quiz...
Learning is like fixing the TV...
Romance is like a guitar...
Forgiveness is like a lake...
Your fears are like spaghetti...
Imagination is like a violin...
Buying a house is like gardening...
Getting married is like eating a salad...
Wisdom is like a book...
Grief is like a camera...
The truth is like a forest...
Dating is like taking a bath...
Hope is like a beautiful song...
Finding a job is like turning on a faucet...
Defeat is like a guitar...
Death is like a violin...
Victory is like an ocean...
Learning is like eating a sandwich...
Buying a house is like cooking...
Pleasure is like a camera...
Friendship is like a bar of soap...
Happiness is like a good book...
Finding a job is like doing the laundry...
Failure is like a party...
Love is like a picnic in the park...
Running for office is like turning on a faucet...
Dying is like taking medicine...
Dating is like going to the fair...
Mercy is like a piano...
Learning is like doing the dishes...
Motivation is like a book...
Freedom is like a movie...
Getting married is like turning on a radio...
Dying is like making cupcakes...
Your ego is like a camera...
Success is like a forest...
Falling in love is like taking medicine...
The truth is like a beautiful melody...
Buying a house is like writing a memo...
Dating is like applying for a job...
Death is like a book...
Running for office is like painting...
Failure is like a guitar...
Becoming rich is like fixing a broken vase...
Dying is like eating a sandwich...
Buying a house is like lighting a fire...
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