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Random Similes (x 500)
Poverty is like a picnic in the park...
Buying a house is like brushing your hair...
Forgiveness is like a beautiful melody...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Finding a job is like opening a gift...
Falling in love is like taking a bath...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Your success is like a party...
Dating is like tidying your room...
Courage is like a beach...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Getting married is like eating spaghetti...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Learning is like changing your underwear...
Sadness is like a violin...
Running for office is like opening a bottle of beer...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Pride is like a canvas...
Buying a house is like gardening...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Dying is like doing the laundry...
Fears are like chocolate...
Mercy is like a movie...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Romance is like a party...
Dating is like fixing a computer...
Failure is like a camera...
Falling in love is like turning on a radio...
Friendship is like a beach...
Running for office is like making toast...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Justice is like a mountain...
Dying is like opening a gate...
Crime is like a bar of soap...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Poverty is like a movie...
Pain is like an autumn day...
Learning is like applying for a job...
Time is like a book...
Buying a house is like taking out the garbage...
Your hopes are like chocolate...
Your redemption is like a piano...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Compassion is like an ocean...
Finding a job is like opening a gate...
Dying is like tidying your room...
Death is like an autumn day...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Pride is like a movie...
Life is like a canvas...
Friendship is like a bar of soap...
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
Peace is like a picnic in the park...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Grief is like a multi-choice quiz...
Buying a house is like writing a memo...
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Luck is like a beautiful melody...
Defeat is like a good book...
Dating is like doing housework...
Becoming rich is like fixing a broken vase...
Love is like an ocean...
Learning is like mowing the lawn...
Wealth is like a camera...
Getting married is like eating cupcakes...
Your ego is like a picnic in the park...
Finding a job is like lighting a candle...
Your forgiveness is like a beautiful melody...
Dying is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Your fears are like chocolate...
Despair is like a spring day...
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Poverty is like a bar of soap...
Becoming rich is like fixing a computer...
Pride is like a piano...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Having a child is like applying for a job...
Failure is like a guitar...
Falling in love is like writing an I.O.U...
Buying a house is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Wealth is like an ocean...
Finding a job is like turning on a lamp...
Luck is like a camera...
Getting married is like gardening...
Running for office is like fixing a computer...
Your strength is like a multi-choice quiz...
Dating is like changing a light bulb...
Fear is like a beach...
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Imagination is like a picnic at the beach...
Learning is like doing the shopping...
Your pleasure is like a mountain...
Failure is like a beautiful melody...
Getting married is like eating a cake...
Death is like a bar of soap...
Dating is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Finding a job is like fixing the TV...
Romance is like a camera...
Dying is like opening a bottle of wine...
Having a child is like taking medicine...
Buying a house is like doing the laundry...
Hope is like a mountain...
Running for office is like turning on a light-switch...
Knowledge is like a good book...
Dating is like writing a to do list...
Learning is like eating a salad...
Death is like an ocean...
Getting married is like mowing the lawn...
Finding a job is like taking a bath...
Time is like a piano...
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
Buying a house is like fixing a broken vase...
Freedom is like a party...
Running for office is like brushing your hair...
Failure is like a lake...
Your ego is like a picnic at the beach...
Your pleasure is like a camera...
Dying is like turning on a faucet...
Love is like a guitar...
Falling in love is like eating a cake...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Your success is like a canvas...
Getting married is like lighting a candle...
Pride is like a forest...
Anger is like a violin...
Mercy is like a lake...
Your fears are like spaghetti...
Justice is like a movie...
Dating is like brushing your hair...
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Buying a house is like taking medicine...
Romance is like a picnic in the park...
Love is like a camera...
Dying is like doing housework...
Finding a job is like turning on a radio...
Your ego is like a river...
Death is like a piano...
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Running for office is like fixing a broken vase...
Knowledge is like a bar of soap...
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Pleasure is like a lake...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Pride is like a violin...
Buying a house is like opening a door...
Time is like a mountain...
Defeat is like a movie...
Finding a job is like writing an I.O.U...
Life is like a beach...
Pain is like a beautiful melody...
Becoming rich is like applying for a job...
Sleep is like a piano...
Having a child is like turning on a faucet...
Despair is like a picnic in the park...
Buying a house is like going to the beach...
Your ego is like a lake...
Falling in love is like doing the shopping...
Patriotism is like a camera...
Freedom is like a bar of soap...
Finding a job is like making spaghetti...
Hate is like an ocean...
Dating is like opening a window...
Learning is like lighting a fire...
Forgiveness is like a movie...
Running for office is like taking out the garbage...
Buying a house is like doing housework...
Falling in love is like writing a to do list...
Crime is like a violin...
Becoming rich is like turning on a radio...
Poverty is like a river...
Finding a job is like going to the playground...
Death is like a beach...
Dying is like opening a window...
Love is like a multi-choice quiz...
Running for office is like taking a bath...
Friendship is like a guitar...
Wisdom is like a forest...
Getting married is like fixing the TV...
Justice is like a camera...
Falling in love is like doing the laundry...
Learning is like writing a job application...
Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...
Having a child is like eating a cake...
Knowledge is like a beach...
Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...
The truth is like an ocean...
Becoming rich is like taking medicine...
Friendship is like a mountain...
Romance is like a multi-choice quiz...
Getting married is like changing a light bulb...
Falling in love is like brushing your teeth...
Learning is like gardening...
Life is like a picnic in the park...
Having a child is like turning on a radio...
Hope is like a violin...
Dying is like making bread...
Dating is like opening a gift...
Your opinion is like a camera...
Running for office is like doing the shopping...
Anger is like a beach...
Getting married is like going to the playground...
Friendship is like a river...
Buying a house is like lighting a candle...
Life is like an ocean...
Bravery is like a beautiful song...
Freedom is like a picnic in the park...
Dying is like mowing the lawn...
Dating is like doing the dishes...
Running for office is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Having a child is like lighting a candle...
Becoming rich is like writing a job application...
Buying a house is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Sorrow is like a camera...
Love is like a piano...
Your strength is like a canvas...
Death is like a river...
Falling in love is like making spaghetti...
Freedom is like a forest...
Getting married is like going to the fair...
Forgiveness is like a party...
Running for office is like taking medicine...
Compassion is like a multi-choice quiz...
Peace is like an autumn day...
Anger is like a picnic in the park...
Becoming rich is like opening a window...
Failure is like a book...
Reality is like a bar of soap...
Life is like a river...
Time is like an ocean...
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
Buying a house is like cooking...
Wisdom is like a picnic in the park...
Dying is like turning on a radio...
Falling in love is like opening a gift...
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Strength is like a mountain...
Having a child is like eating spaghetti...
Friendship is like a forest...
Dating is like lighting a fire...
Your fear is like a piano...
Learning is like doing the laundry...
Death is like a camera...
Finding a job is like brushing your hair...
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
Grief is like a movie...
Running for office is like going to the playground...
Defeat is like a party...
Buying a house is like making bread...
Life is like a guitar...
Crime is like a mountain...
Dating is like gardening...
Anxiety is like a book...
Time is like a picnic in the park...
Learning is like opening a door...
Having a child is like turning on a light-switch...
Fear is like a beautiful melody...
Falling in love is like going to the fair...
Failure is like a bar of soap...
Becoming rich is like lighting a fire...
Pain is like a violin...
Friendship is like a good book...
Dating is like fixing a broken vase...
Finding a job is like eating toast...
Learning is like changing a light bulb...
Running for office is like tidying your room...
Becoming rich is like lighting a candle...
Victory is like a picnic at the beach...
Having a child is like brushing your teeth...
Dating is like turning on a lamp...
Dating is like writing an I.O.U...
Love is like a beautiful song...
Falling in love is like mowing the lawn...
Life is like a camera...
Buying a house is like eating cupcakes...
Dying is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Victory is like a multi-choice quiz...
Becoming rich is like taking out the garbage...
Love is like a lake...
Finding a job is like doing the laundry...
Wealth is like a violin...
Learning is like turning on a lamp...
Life is like a mountain...
Falling in love is like fixing a broken vase...
Justice is like a party...
Dating is like going to the playground...
Victory is like a movie...
Buying a house is like opening a bottle of wine...
Your ego is like a beach...
Pride is like a picnic at the beach...
Finding a job is like writing a job application...
Getting married is like doing housework...
Fear is like a camera...
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Mercy is like a good book...
Victory is like a river...
Sleep is like a movie...
Learning is like brushing your teeth...
The truth is like a guitar...
Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...
Finding a job is like writing a shopping list...
Your opinion is like a beautiful melody...
Crime is like an ocean...
Getting married is like opening a window...
Motivation is like a river...
Mercy is like a piano...
Running for office is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Love is like a movie...
Buying a house is like turning on a faucet...
Learning is like doing the dishes...
Friendship is like a canvas...
Sorrow is like a picnic in the park...
Dating is like opening a door...
Your redemption is like a mountain...
Falling in love is like eating spaghetti...
Finding a job is like tidying your room...
Luck is like a lake...
Becoming rich is like mowing the lawn...
Crime is like a piano...
The truth is like a beautiful song...
Running for office is like doing chores...
Life is like a multi-choice quiz...
Learning is like opening a gate...
Defeat is like a camera...
Getting married is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Having a child is like writing an I.O.U...
Your sadness is like a canvas...
The truth is like an autumn day...
Finding a job is like doing the shopping...
Motivation is like a violin...
Sleep is like a forest...
Reality is like a movie...
Getting married is like making spaghetti...
Mercy is like a guitar...
Learning is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Love is like a party...
Falling in love is like writing a shopping list...
Power is like a bar of soap...
Your opinion is like a piano...
Running for office is like brushing your teeth...
Dying is like opening a letter...
Reality is like an ocean...
Time is like a picnic at the beach...
Your sorrow is like a mountain...
Justice is like a forest...
Getting married is like doing the dishes...
Pleasure is like a multi-choice quiz...
Freedom is like a beautiful song...
Having a child is like writing a to do list...
The truth is like a camera...
Running for office is like fixing the TV...
Poverty is like a piano...
Dating is like lighting a candle...
Buying a house is like opening a gift...
Death is like a picnic at the beach...
Falling in love is like turning on a light-switch...
Power is like a mountain...
Dying is like eating a salad...
Anger is like a piano...
Finding a job is like brushing your teeth...
Friendship is like a beautiful song...
Laughter is like a forest...
Your anxiety is like a violin...
Death is like a multi-choice quiz...
Justice is like a beach...
Finding a job is like taking medicine...
Romance is like a summer's day...
Learning is like fixing the TV...
Dating is like turning on a radio...
Hope is like a beautiful song...
Becoming rich is like opening a gate...
Sadness is like a movie...
Buying a house is like changing your underwear...
Anger is like a guitar...
Defeat is like an ocean...
Romance is like a beautiful melody...
Failure is like a canvas...
Dying is like opening a bottle of beer...
Buying a house is like opening a window...
Luck is like a bar of soap...
Dating is like making a cake...
Getting married is like fixing a broken vase...
Redemption is like an autumn day...
Having a child is like turning on a lamp...
Becoming rich is like changing your underwear...
Failure is like a mountain...
Your victory is like a beautiful melody...
Dating is like doing the laundry...
Bravery is like a book...
Romance is like an ocean...
Love is like a canvas...
Sleep is like a river...
Freedom is like a picnic at the beach...
Your imagination is like a summer's day...
Pain is like a camera...
Getting married is like opening a letter...
Your victory is like a beautiful song...
Your ego is like a violin...
Running for office is like making cupcakes...
Sorrow is like a beach...
Laughter is like a canvas...
Learning is like turning on a light-switch...
Forgiveness is like a picnic at the beach...
Failure is like a party...
Falling in love is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Courage is like a movie...
Dying is like writing a job application...
Strength is like a beautiful song...
Having a child is like opening a window...
Friendship is like an ocean...
Dating is like taking a bath...
Sleep is like an autumn day...
Wisdom is like a river...
Finding a job is like eating bread...
Forgiveness is like a mountain...
Becoming rich is like doing chores...
Victory is like a canvas...
Life is like a beautiful melody...
Defeat is like a guitar...
Running for office is like going to the fair...
The truth is like a winter's day...
Finding a job is like changing a light bulb...
Compassion is like a mountain...
Buying a house is like fixing a computer...
Pleasure is like a movie...
Dying is like turning on a light-switch...
Anxiety is like a lake...
Wisdom is like a violin...
Grief is like a river...
Your sorrow is like a beautiful melody...
Learning is like going to the playground...
Death is like a good book...
Bravery is like an ocean...
Becoming rich is like writing an I.O.U...
Your anger is like a picnic in the park...
Buying a house is like taking a bath...
Patriotism is like a multi-choice quiz...
Getting married is like turning on a lamp...
Life is like a bar of soap...
Falling in love is like going to the beach...
Death is like a violin...
Wisdom is like a mountain...
The truth is like a lake...
Becoming rich is like writing a memo...
Running for office is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Having a child is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Happiness is like a canvas...
Defeat is like a piano...
Hate is like a beach...
Victory is like a bar of soap...
Sleep is like a beautiful melody...
Dying is like eating a cake...
Death is like a movie...
Having a child is like lighting a fire...
Pride is like an autumn day...
The truth is like a piano...
Success is like a bar of soap...
Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...
Becoming rich is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Failure is like a violin...
Victory is like a beach...
Finding a job is like writing a to do list...
Knowledge is like a beautiful song...
Dating is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Poverty is like a picnic at the beach...
Compassion is like a guitar...
The truth is like a good book...
Friendship is like a camera...
Running for office is like turning on a lamp...
Buying a house is like writing a to do list...
Learning is like eating spaghetti...
Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Success is like a picnic at the beach...
Getting married is like brushing your hair...
Your anger is like a beautiful melody...
Becoming rich is like taking a bath...
Falling in love is like cooking...
Running for office is like mowing the lawn...
Finding a job is like writing a memo...
Death is like a mountain...
Dying is like taking a bath...
Getting married is like opening a bottle of beer...
Falling in love is like brushing your hair...
Failure is like a summer's day...
Buying a house is like making cupcakes...
Anger is like a camera...
Running for office is like painting...
Crime is like a canvas...
Life is like a violin...
Learning is like doing renovations...
Your pain is like a movie...
Dying is like brushing your hair...
Success is like a beach...
Becoming rich is like going to the beach...
Romance is like a mountain...
Victory is like a party...
Running for office is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Learning is like making bread...
Hope is like a piano...

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