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Random Similes (x 500)
Learning is like opening a letter...
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Mercy is like a piano...
Becoming rich is like eating bread...
Life is like a river...
Dying is like going to the playground...
Your fears are like chocolate...
Pleasure is like a picnic in the park...
Getting married is like fixing a computer...
Hope is like a mountain...
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
Anger is like a multi-choice quiz...
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Time is like a party...
Dating is like doing the laundry...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Finding a job is like painting...
Friendship is like a movie...
Having a child is like changing a light bulb...
Love is like a violin...
Fears are like chocolate...
Forgiveness is like a river...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Life is like a piano...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Your pleasure is like a beautiful song...
Buying a house is like applying for a job...
Your ego is like a camera...
Getting married is like brushing your teeth...
Despair is like a mountain...
Falling in love is like writing an I.O.U...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Dating is like doing chores...
Friendship is like a forest...
Dying is like eating a salad...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Learning is like turning on a lamp...
Wealth is like a canvas...
Defeat is like a river...
Anxiety is like a picnic in the park...
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
Your ego is like a piano...
Getting married is like going to the fair...
Strength is like a violin...
Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Falling in love is like doing chores...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Dying is like brushing your hair...
Pain is like a lake...
Learning is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Death is like a multi-choice quiz...
Becoming rich is like turning on a faucet...
Having a child is like cooking...
Time is like a bar of soap...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Running for office is like opening a window...
Finding a job is like making cupcakes...
Motivation is like a picnic in the park...
Dying is like writing a job application...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Wealth is like a lake...
Dating is like taking a bath...
The truth is like a river...
Having a child is like applying for a job...
Victory is like an autumn day...
Becoming rich is like doing housework...
Love is like a beautiful song...
Running for office is like changing your underwear...
Power is like a canvas...
Dying is like opening a bottle of beer...
Pain is like a camera...
Pride is like a lake...
Sadness is like an ocean...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Justice is like a picnic at the beach...
Life is like a mountain...
Falling in love is like opening a gate...
Getting married is like writing a to do list...
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Luck is like a piano...
Finding a job is like doing chores...
Love is like an autumn day...
Having a child is like mowing the lawn...
Anger is like a river...
Dating is like eating bread...
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Hope is like a camera...
Success is like a beautiful melody...
Learning is like fixing a computer...
Your ego is like a lake...
Running for office is like brushing your teeth...
Justice is like a violin...
Buying a house is like turning on a faucet...
Pride is like a piano...
Friendship is like a mountain...
Dating is like opening a letter...
Bravery is like a canvas...
Dying is like taking out the garbage...
Your victory is like a river...
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Getting married is like opening a bottle of wine...
Pleasure is like a good book...
Learning is like tidying your room...
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Defeat is like a bar of soap...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Justice is like a multi-choice quiz...
Your fears are like spaghetti...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Running for office is like brushing your hair...
Time is like a piano...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Happiness is like a lake...
Dating is like doing renovations...
Finding a job is like eating a salad...
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Learning is like opening a window...
Luck is like a guitar...
Buying a house is like tidying your room...
Getting married is like mowing the lawn...
Dying is like writing an I.O.U...
Romance is like a mountain...
Running for office is like taking out the garbage...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Death is like a movie...
Dating is like fixing a computer...
Sadness is like a beautiful song...
Finding a job is like going to the playground...
Failure is like a book...
Sleep is like a river...
Falling in love is like opening a door...
Happiness is like a mountain...
Dying is like doing housework...
Crime is like a beach...
Learning is like taking medicine...
Success is like an ocean...
Life is like a party...
Becoming rich is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Running for office is like writing a job application...
Hate is like a picnic in the park...
Death is like a river...
Falling in love is like opening a window...
Forgiveness is like a violin...
Getting married is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Sorrow is like a mountain...
Finding a job is like taking medicine...
Despair is like a beautiful melody...
Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...
Learning is like opening a bottle of wine...
Crime is like a picnic in the park...
Running for office is like writing a to do list...
Friendship is like a canvas...
Finding a job is like opening a gate...
Your ego is like a spring day...
Getting married is like taking medicine...
Wisdom is like a beautiful melody...
Love is like a multi-choice quiz...
Learning is like making toast...
Your anger is like a mountain...
Imagination is like a picnic at the beach...
Falling in love is like doing the shopping...
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
Death is like a party...
Your ego is like a guitar...
Crime is like a camera...
Friendship is like a piano...
Life is like a lake...
Finding a job is like brushing your teeth...
Becoming rich is like painting...
Victory is like a beautiful melody...
Dating is like writing a shopping list...
Luck is like a violin...
Getting married is like opening a gift...
Knowledge is like a bar of soap...
Romance is like a movie...
Dying is like eating cupcakes...
Running for office is like doing renovations...
Finding a job is like taking out the garbage...
Happiness is like a beautiful melody...
Dating is like turning on a faucet...
Success is like a forest...
Falling in love is like tidying your room...
Learning is like opening a bottle of beer...
Buying a house is like eating a cake...
Peace is like a bar of soap...
Running for office is like opening a gate...
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Getting married is like doing the shopping...
Life is like a movie...
Reality is like a beautiful melody...
Becoming rich is like fixing a broken vase...
Dying is like taking a bath...
Buying a house is like brushing your hair...
Wealth is like an ocean...
Falling in love is like opening a bottle of wine...
Strength is like a party...
Dating is like opening a window...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Running for office is like doing the laundry...
Death is like a picnic in the park...
Learning is like eating cupcakes...
Life is like a spring day...
Becoming rich is like fixing the TV...
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
Bravery is like a bar of soap...
Getting married is like turning on a faucet...
Finding a job is like tidying your room...
Buying a house is like taking out the garbage...
Love is like a river...
Forgiveness is like a lake...
Falling in love is like opening a gift...
Running for office is like applying for a job...
Life is like a canvas...
Having a child is like brushing your teeth...
Friendship is like a bar of soap...
Your pride is like a beach...
Buying a house is like writing a to do list...
Dying is like gardening...
Despair is like a beautiful song...
Victory is like an ocean...
Getting married is like eating a sandwich...
Your anger is like a guitar...
Finding a job is like brushing your hair...
Redemption is like a camera...
Running for office is like tidying your room...
Crime is like a mountain...
Becoming rich is like taking a bath...
Motivation is like an autumn day...
Learning is like cooking...
Pleasure is like a river...
Love is like a picnic in the park...
Your success is like a beautiful song...
Sleep is like a party...
Buying a house is like doing housework...
Life is like a camera...
Falling in love is like turning on a faucet...
Laughter is like a piano...
Becoming rich is like making spaghetti...
The truth is like a forest...
Learning is like fixing the TV...
Time is like a mountain...
Dating is like applying for a job...
Failure is like a river...
Dying is like taking medicine...
Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...
Falling in love is like cooking...
Your ego is like a bar of soap...
Pride is like a movie...
Getting married is like taking out the garbage...
Bravery is like an ocean...
Falling in love is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Success is like a picnic in the park...
Dating is like brushing your teeth...
Crime is like a violin...
Finding a job is like applying for a job...
Death is like a forest...
Running for office is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Learning is like eating toast...
Sleep is like a multi-choice quiz...
Buying a house is like fixing a computer...
Patriotism is like a canvas...
Strength is like a river...
Forgiveness is like a guitar...
Despair is like a party...
Getting married is like writing a job application...
Running for office is like turning on a radio...
Friendship is like a beautiful melody...
Dying is like eating a sandwich...
Peace is like a movie...
Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Pride is like a winter's day...
Learning is like brushing your hair...
Success is like a lake...
Falling in love is like taking medicine...
Motivation is like a river...
Getting married is like writing a memo...
Wealth is like a camera...
Fear is like a violin...
Having a child is like turning on a light-switch...
Romance is like a beautiful melody...
Dating is like eating a salad...
Love is like a movie...
Learning is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Falling in love is like taking a bath...
Getting married is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Anger is like a canvas...
Hate is like a mountain...
Defeat is like a party...
Learning is like turning on a radio...
Redemption is like a river...
Dying is like doing chores...
Becoming rich is like eating a sandwich...
Failure is like a forest...
Running for office is like opening a door...
Pride is like a violin...
Falling in love is like painting...
Pleasure is like a guitar...
Dating is like tidying your room...
Defeat is like a beach...
Strength is like a lake...
Learning is like making a salad...
Laughter is like a bar of soap...
Dying is like turning on a faucet...
Forgiveness is like a good book...
Buying a house is like going to the playground...
Freedom is like a violin...
Running for office is like fixing a computer...
Getting married is like applying for a job...
Finding a job is like lighting a fire...
Sleep is like a camera...
Hate is like a beautiful song...
Dying is like tidying your room...
Learning is like eating bread...
Success is like a guitar...
Buying a house is like fixing the TV...
Hope is like a multi-choice quiz...
Anger is like a book...
Having a child is like doing chores...
Freedom is like a beach...
Dating is like opening a bottle of beer...
Strength is like a mountain...
Falling in love is like gardening...
Love is like a forest...
Finding a job is like making a sandwich...
Your ego is like a river...
Getting married is like tidying your room...
Defeat is like a lake...
Dating is like going to the playground...
Learning is like writing a to do list...
Victory is like a piano...
Dying is like opening a gate...
Mercy is like a canvas...
Becoming rich is like applying for a job...
Fear is like a beautiful melody...
Love is like a guitar...
Your sorrow is like a forest...
Running for office is like mowing the lawn...
Failure is like a movie...
Learning is like turning on a faucet...
Becoming rich is like gardening...
Life is like a beautiful melody...
Hope is like a book...
Buying a house is like doing the shopping...
Having a child is like taking out the garbage...
Finding a job is like fixing a computer...
Dating is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Power is like a mountain...
Dying is like changing your underwear...
Learning is like mowing the lawn...
Love is like a spring day...
Your ego is like a multi-choice quiz...
The truth is like a violin...
Friendship is like a picnic at the beach...
Running for office is like turning on a lamp...
Luck is like a canvas...
Becoming rich is like fixing a computer...
Defeat is like a movie...
Buying a house is like writing a shopping list...
Falling in love is like opening a letter...
Dying is like doing the laundry...
Finding a job is like eating toast...
Friendship is like a picnic in the park...
Imagination is like a mountain...
Learning is like fixing a broken vase...
Becoming rich is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Wealth is like a violin...
Buying a house is like changing a light bulb...
Finding a job is like doing housework...
Strength is like a guitar...
Sleep is like a movie...
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Running for office is like going to the beach...
Getting married is like turning on a lamp...
Reality is like a bar of soap...
Failure is like a multi-choice quiz...
Death is like a lake...
Your ego is like a canvas...
Buying a house is like opening a gift...
Wisdom is like a camera...
Poverty is like a beautiful melody...
Finding a job is like cooking...
Falling in love is like brushing your teeth...
Romance is like an autumn day...
Getting married is like writing a shopping list...
Your anxiety is like a multi-choice quiz...
Dating is like doing the dishes...
Laughter is like a good book...
Love is like a canvas...
Wisdom is like a beautiful song...
Luck is like a party...
Wealth is like a picnic at the beach...
Buying a house is like turning on a light-switch...
Grief is like a multi-choice quiz...
Friendship is like a camera...
Falling in love is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Hope is like a beautiful song...
Finding a job is like opening a gift...
Running for office is like doing the dishes...
Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...
Luck is like a forest...
Getting married is like eating a salad...
Strength is like a summer's day...
Romance is like a violin...
Dating is like taking out the garbage...
Dying is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Crime is like a good book...
Having a child is like turning on a faucet...
Your opinion is like a mountain...
Your victory is like a movie...
Learning is like making a sandwich...
Justice is like a camera...
Dying is like doing the dishes...
Wisdom is like a picnic at the beach...
Strength is like an ocean...
Dating is like writing a to do list...
Your pride is like a bar of soap...
Finding a job is like opening a bottle of wine...
Success is like a violin...
Learning is like doing renovations...
Buying a house is like eating bread...
Luck is like a lake...
Having a child is like opening a door...
Falling in love is like mowing the lawn...
Success is like a picnic at the beach...
Running for office is like painting...
Love is like a mountain...
Learning is like making a cake...
Freedom is like a bar of soap...
Getting married is like fixing the TV...
Victory is like a forest...
Having a child is like turning on a radio...
Reality is like a piano...
Running for office is like gardening...
Hate is like a movie...
Mercy is like a book...
Dying is like going to the beach...
Crime is like an ocean...
Finding a job is like eating bread...
Despair is like a lake...
Buying a house is like lighting a fire...
Redemption is like a violin...
Anger is like a party...
Failure is like a mountain...
Reality is like a guitar...
Your ego is like a picnic in the park...
Hate is like a river...
Learning is like changing a light bulb...
Freedom is like a beautiful song...
Life is like a bar of soap...
Finding a job is like fixing a broken vase...
Your despair is like a multi-choice quiz...
Friendship is like a book...
Failure is like a piano...
Dying is like opening a letter...
Death is like a guitar...
Buying a house is like changing your underwear...
Becoming rich is like making a sandwich...
Love is like an ocean...
Sleep is like a beautiful melody...
Mercy is like a movie...
Death is like a camera...
Finding a job is like taking a bath...
Laughter is like a multi-choice quiz...
Forgiveness is like a canvas...
Falling in love is like making cupcakes...
Your strength is like a good book...
Buying a house is like writing a memo...
Dating is like going to the fair...
Romance is like a lake...
Running for office is like fixing a broken vase...
Learning is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Pride is like a picnic at the beach...
Anxiety is like a party...
Getting married is like lighting a candle...
Your anger is like a camera...
Buying a house is like eating a sandwich...
Sleep is like a violin...
Finding a job is like turning on a faucet...
Hate is like a lake...
Running for office is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Pride is like a forest...
Having a child is like doing the shopping...
Reality is like an autumn day...
Wealth is like a beautiful melody...
Death is like a picnic at the beach...
Running for office is like taking medicine...
Defeat is like a camera...
Love is like a beach...
Poverty is like a mountain...
Romance is like a piano...
Friendship is like a lake...
Sleep is like a beach...
Becoming rich is like doing the laundry...
Life is like a multi-choice quiz...
Finding a job is like lighting a candle...
Buying a house is like writing an I.O.U...
Having a child is like gardening...
Pleasure is like a beautiful song...
Dying is like fixing the TV...

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