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Random Similes (x 500)
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Love is like a picnic in the park...
Getting married is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Running for office is like going to the playground...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Justice is like a forest...
Learning is like doing housework...
Becoming rich is like opening a gift...
Motivation is like a mountain...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Dating is like writing a to do list...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Having a child is like gardening...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Death is like a piano...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Your ego is like a beautiful song...
Getting married is like opening a bottle of wine...
Pride is like a spring day...
Finding a job is like lighting a fire...
Dying is like brushing your teeth...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Learning is like fixing the TV...
Hope is like a book...
Running for office is like doing the shopping...
Patriotism is like a party...
Having a child is like making a sandwich...
Becoming rich is like taking medicine...
Anger is like a camera...
Dating is like changing a light bulb...
Happiness is like a picnic in the park...
Becoming rich is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Fears are like chocolate...
Dating is like turning on a lamp...
Hope is like a lake...
Buying a house is like tidying your room...
Success is like a mountain...
Falling in love is like applying for a job...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Redemption is like a beach...
Finding a job is like doing housework...
Fear is like a guitar...
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
Friendship is like a canvas...
Running for office is like making toast...
Learning is like taking medicine...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Having a child is like fixing the TV...
Your dreams are like marshmallows...
Getting married is like changing a light bulb...
Death is like a forest...
Love is like a picnic at the beach...
Dying is like writing a job application...
Finding a job is like applying for a job...
Dating is like doing the shopping...
Forgiveness is like a mountain...
Becoming rich is like turning on a faucet...
Power is like a beautiful song...
Running for office is like opening a bottle of wine...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Your victory is like a camera...
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Crime is like a forest...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Defeat is like a river...
Getting married is like doing renovations...
Dying is like opening a letter...
Strength is like an ocean...
Falling in love is like mowing the lawn...
Poverty is like a movie...
Having a child is like fixing a broken vase...
Wealth is like a beautiful melody...
Finding a job is like writing a to do list...
Reality is like a lake...
Running for office is like going to the fair...
Love is like a canvas...
Dating is like brushing your hair...
Courage is like a book...
Dying is like making toast...
Buying a house is like opening a bottle of wine...
Poverty is like a piano...
Becoming rich is like cooking...
Your anger is like a camera...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Finding a job is like turning on a faucet...
Wealth is like a multi-choice quiz...
Dating is like opening a door...
Running for office is like taking medicine...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Death is like a river...
Dying is like brushing your hair...
Falling in love is like lighting a fire...
Learning is like doing the laundry...
Love is like a mountain...
Finding a job is like making toast...
Freedom is like a beautiful melody...
Getting married is like changing your underwear...
Reality is like a forest...
Patriotism is like a canvas...
Falling in love is like writing a job application...
Crime is like a camera...
Running for office is like mowing the lawn...
Your ego is like a multi-choice quiz...
Failure is like an ocean...
Your pleasure is like a violin...
Your fears are like chocolate...
Anxiety is like a lake...
Dating is like taking medicine...
Reality is like a picnic in the park...
Life is like a guitar...
Getting married is like going to the beach...
Dying is like turning on a radio...
Love is like a book...
Becoming rich is like fixing a broken vase...
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Crime is like a piano...
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Wealth is like a camera...
Running for office is like tidying your room...
Learning is like taking out the garbage...
Finding a job is like brushing your teeth...
Buying a house is like doing renovations...
Hope is like a movie...
Getting married is like applying for a job...
Luck is like a violin...
Love is like a forest...
Dying is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Sleep is like a piano...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Learning is like opening a gift...
Pride is like a river...
Having a child is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Victory is like a picnic at the beach...
Finding a job is like doing the laundry...
Life is like a book...
Learning is like writing an I.O.U...
Time is like a camera...
Your hopes are like chocolate...
Buying a house is like taking a bath...
Death is like a mountain...
Wisdom is like a guitar...
Dating is like lighting a fire...
Dying is like going to the playground...
Running for office is like doing housework...
Patriotism is like a violin...
Friendship is like an ocean...
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Finding a job is like opening a door...
Motivation is like a canvas...
Getting married is like eating spaghetti...
Learning is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Life is like a river...
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Buying a house is like lighting a fire...
Reality is like a multi-choice quiz...
Strength is like a mountain...
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
Becoming rich is like mowing the lawn...
Despair is like a picnic at the beach...
Dating is like doing housework...
Defeat is like a good book...
Compassion is like a camera...
Dying is like opening a bottle of beer...
Wealth is like a lake...
Pride is like a bar of soap...
Getting married is like opening a door...
Dating is like making a sandwich...
Peace is like a piano...
Love is like a party...
Buying a house is like doing the dishes...
Failure is like a guitar...
Romance is like a lake...
Laughter is like a violin...
Learning is like turning on a light-switch...
The truth is like a beautiful melody...
Having a child is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Life is like a movie...
Finding a job is like going to the beach...
Patriotism is like a winter's day...
Running for office is like opening a door...
Power is like a beach...
Failure is like a mountain...
Dying is like making bread...
Death is like an ocean...
Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...
Anger is like a beautiful melody...
Having a child is like writing a shopping list...
Falling in love is like opening a gate...
Patriotism is like a piano...
Friendship is like a picnic in the park...
Finding a job is like gardening...
Peace is like a forest...
Dying is like tidying your room...
Your fear is like a bar of soap...
Becoming rich is like applying for a job...
Your success is like an ocean...
Having a child is like doing the dishes...
Dating is like taking out the garbage...
Death is like a lake...
Finding a job is like eating bread...
Learning is like opening a window...
Failure is like a camera...
Dating is like writing an I.O.U...
Pleasure is like a book...
Getting married is like lighting a fire...
Dying is like fixing a computer...
Freedom is like a winter's day...
Dating is like taking a bath...
Time is like a guitar...
Finding a job is like changing your underwear...
Your forgiveness is like a mountain...
Success is like a picnic in the park...
Friendship is like a beautiful song...
Life is like a bar of soap...
Learning is like writing a to do list...
Falling in love is like opening a window...
Happiness is like a piano...
Hope is like a multi-choice quiz...
Buying a house is like painting...
Dating is like turning on a light-switch...
Your sorrow is like a river...
Getting married is like fixing a broken vase...
Dying is like opening a bottle of wine...
Luck is like a mountain...
Falling in love is like taking a bath...
Knowledge is like a multi-choice quiz...
Your forgiveness is like a beach...
Learning is like opening a letter...
Failure is like a beautiful melody...
Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...
Running for office is like eating toast...
Your ego is like a bar of soap...
Pleasure is like a movie...
Fear is like a lake...
Life is like an ocean...
Falling in love is like fixing the TV...
Poverty is like a mountain...
Dying is like taking a bath...
Failure is like a winter's day...
Getting married is like brushing your teeth...
Learning is like mowing the lawn...
Mercy is like a bar of soap...
Time is like a book...
Defeat is like a beautiful song...
Love is like a lake...
Pleasure is like a beach...
Death is like a picnic in the park...
Pain is like a multi-choice quiz...
Justice is like a violin...
Learning is like eating a salad...
Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Buying a house is like turning on a light-switch...
Your forgiveness is like a piano...
Life is like a beautiful melody...
Getting married is like writing an I.O.U...
Power is like a camera...
Friendship is like a picnic at the beach...
Sorrow is like a summer's day...
Running for office is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Victory is like an ocean...
Buying a house is like opening a gate...
Having a child is like taking medicine...
Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Your ego is like a canvas...
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Falling in love is like making cupcakes...
Dying is like writing a shopping list...
Becoming rich is like brushing your hair...
Romance is like a picnic at the beach...
Wealth is like an ocean...
Imagination is like a spring day...
Dating is like applying for a job...
Love is like a bar of soap...
Life is like a party...
Crime is like a beautiful song...
Running for office is like changing your underwear...
Pride is like a violin...
Having a child is like doing renovations...
Friendship is like a river...
Getting married is like writing a job application...
The truth is like a camera...
Buying a house is like turning on a lamp...
Dating is like tidying your room...
Hope is like a bar of soap...
Dying is like mowing the lawn...
Love is like a beach...
Your imagination is like a violin...
Freedom is like a mountain...
Falling in love is like writing a to do list...
Hate is like a lake...
Your fears are like spaghetti...
Becoming rich is like going to the beach...
Life is like a picnic at the beach...
Dating is like opening a bottle of beer...
Compassion is like a movie...
Dying is like making a salad...
Justice is like a canvas...
Running for office is like taking a bath...
Wealth is like a bar of soap...
Falling in love is like doing the laundry...
Crime is like a mountain...
Finding a job is like cooking...
Becoming rich is like making a cake...
Death is like a movie...
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Anxiety is like a piano...
Dying is like taking out the garbage...
Courage is like a lake...
Dating is like fixing a broken vase...
Learning is like applying for a job...
Friendship is like a violin...
Falling in love is like turning on a lamp...
Luck is like a canvas...
Getting married is like doing chores...
Death is like a picnic at the beach...
The truth is like a book...
Finding a job is like taking out the garbage...
Love is like a movie...
Romance is like a mountain...
Falling in love is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Strength is like a beautiful song...
Friendship is like a camera...
Learning is like going to the fair...
Your opinion is like a beach...
Running for office is like doing the laundry...
Freedom is like a picnic at the beach...
Finding a job is like eating a salad...
Dating is like changing your underwear...
Grief is like a good book...
Falling in love is like opening a letter...
Dying is like lighting a candle...
Defeat is like a mountain...
Dating is like doing chores...
Your ego is like a picnic in the park...
Patriotism is like a guitar...
Finding a job is like taking a bath...
Failure is like a canvas...
Getting married is like making a cake...
Romance is like a beach...
Running for office is like brushing your hair...
Hope is like a camera...
Buying a house is like applying for a job...
Love is like a good book...
Learning is like doing renovations...
Friendship is like a party...
Wealth is like a mountain...
Pride is like a movie...
Finding a job is like writing a shopping list...
Compassion is like a beautiful melody...
Becoming rich is like fixing a computer...
Getting married is like eating a salad...
Falling in love is like doing chores...
Dying is like opening a door...
Dating is like mowing the lawn...
Your opinion is like a mountain...
Fear is like a movie...
Pride is like an ocean...
Becoming rich is like eating a sandwich...
Poverty is like a camera...
Learning is like doing chores...
Success is like a party...
Finding a job is like opening a letter...
Life is like a beach...
Defeat is like a violin...
Love is like a river...
Time is like a multi-choice quiz...
Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Your anger is like a movie...
Happiness is like a canvas...
Failure is like a good book...
Falling in love is like writing an I.O.U...
Friendship is like a summer's day...
Running for office is like doing renovations...
Becoming rich is like making a sandwich...
Your ego is like a beach...
Strength is like a party...
Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Death is like a violin...
Dying is like turning on a lamp...
Dating is like gardening...
Redemption is like a lake...
Running for office is like taking out the garbage...
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
Finding a job is like fixing the TV...
Defeat is like a camera...
Luck is like a piano...
Learning is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Death is like a canvas...
Getting married is like eating a sandwich...
Becoming rich is like doing housework...
Time is like a summer's day...
Falling in love is like painting...
The truth is like a forest...
Dating is like going to the playground...
Hope is like a mountain...
Your ego is like a camera...
Finding a job is like opening a window...
Sleep is like a lake...
Getting married is like fixing the TV...
Your despair is like a river...
Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...
Becoming rich is like turning on a light-switch...
Dating is like doing the laundry...
Defeat is like a bar of soap...
Patriotism is like a beautiful melody...
Fear is like a violin...
Dying is like opening a window...
Luck is like a summer's day...
Life is like a canvas...
Running for office is like turning on a lamp...
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Hope is like a forest...
Patriotism is like a book...
Buying a house is like cooking...
Your grief is like a mountain...
Getting married is like brushing your hair...
Victory is like a piano...
Success is like a camera...
Life is like a winter's day...
Buying a house is like changing a light bulb...
Despair is like a beach...
Falling in love is like turning on a light-switch...
Reality is like a beautiful song...
Pleasure is like a lake...
Having a child is like brushing your teeth...
Wisdom is like a party...
Dying is like lighting a fire...
Getting married is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Buying a house is like writing an I.O.U...
Freedom is like a beach...
Anger is like a beautiful song...
Finding a job is like turning on a lamp...
Wisdom is like a forest...
Dying is like changing a light bulb...
Life is like a picnic in the park...
Running for office is like fixing a computer...
Bravery is like a canvas...
Courage is like a forest...
Romance is like a camera...
Hate is like a winter's day...
Learning is like changing a light bulb...
Success is like a river...
Bravery is like a guitar...
Dying is like going to the fair...
Hope is like a violin...
Finding a job is like opening a gift...
Time is like a mountain...
Courage is like a multi-choice quiz...
Your pride is like a beach...
Victory is like a beautiful melody...
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Running for office is like cooking...
Romance is like a bar of soap...
Sadness is like a river...
Justice is like a summer's day...
Having a child is like going to the playground...
Your opinion is like a book...
Becoming rich is like taking out the garbage...
Freedom is like a camera...
Your success is like a forest...
Running for office is like fixing the TV...
Laughter is like a guitar...
Dating is like turning on a radio...
Your fear is like a violin...
Buying a house is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Falling in love is like changing a light bulb...
Friendship is like a lake...
Victory is like a river...
Learning is like making spaghetti...
Getting married is like doing the dishes...
Your forgiveness is like a beautiful song...
Redemption is like a camera...
Dating is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Knowledge is like a violin...
Falling in love is like fixing a broken vase...
The truth is like a beach...
Fear is like a multi-choice quiz...
Wealth is like a winter's day...
Victory is like a camera...
Buying a house is like eating toast...
Falling in love is like gardening...
Your opinion is like a lake...
Dying is like eating bread...
Friendship is like a beautiful melody...
Dating is like opening a gift...
Learning is like turning on a lamp...
Getting married is like writing a shopping list...
Redemption is like a movie...
Romance is like a multi-choice quiz...
Bravery is like an ocean...
Running for office is like making bread...
Victory is like a party...
Having a child is like opening a window...
Defeat is like a lake...
Learning is like writing a job application...
Romance is like an autumn day...
Buying a house is like doing chores...
Death is like a bar of soap...
Imagination is like a multi-choice quiz...

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