Buying a house is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Wealth is like a river...

Learning is like opening a letter...

Friendship is like a camera...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Wisdom is like a beautiful melody...

Becoming rich is like eating toast...

Freedom is like a movie...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Getting married is like mowing the lawn...

Pain is like a piano...

Dying is like turning on a radio...

Sleep is like a lake...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Power is like a party...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

The truth is like a book...

Finding a job is like opening a window...

Your wisdom is like a mountain...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Your ego is like a picnic at the beach...

Running for office is like applying for a job...

Life is like a guitar...

Fears are like chocolate...

Learning is like writing a shopping list...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Having a child is like changing a light bulb...

Forgiveness is like a river...

Dating is like fixing the TV...

Freedom is like a winter's day...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Romance is like an ocean...

Getting married is like tidying your room...

Friendship is like a forest...

Buying a house is like making a sandwich...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Failure is like a mountain...

Having a child is like opening a window...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Finding a job is like doing housework...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Strength is like a bar of soap...

Learning is like cooking...

Dying is like fixing a computer...

Running for office is like turning on a light-switch...

Death is like an ocean...

Romance is like a violin...

Becoming rich is like brushing your hair...

Friendship is like a good book...

Buying a house is like changing your underwear...