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Random Similes (x 50)
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
Crime is like a mountain...
Buying a house is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Mercy is like a lake...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Dying is like brushing your hair...
Your forgiveness is like a party...
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Dating is like turning on a light-switch...
Your opinion is like a bar of soap...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Your pain is like a piano...
Having a child is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Learning is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Fears are like chocolate...
Finding a job is like writing a memo...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Your ego is like an ocean...
Running for office is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Love is like a beautiful song...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Grief is like a camera...
Falling in love is like making a cake...
Becoming rich is like doing chores...
Compassion is like a bar of soap...
Sleep is like a forest...
Getting married is like turning on a light-switch...
Defeat is like a multi-choice quiz...
Dating is like opening a gate...
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
Crime is like a guitar...
Learning is like taking out the garbage...
Your dreams are like chocolate...
Having a child is like brushing your hair...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Pleasure is like an ocean...
Buying a house is like doing chores...
Compassion is like an autumn day...
Becoming rich is like going to the fair...
Friendship is like a river...
Dying is like fixing a broken vase...
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Bravery is like a multi-choice quiz...
Getting married is like turning on a lamp...
Freedom is like a beautiful song...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Hope is like a guitar...
Running for office is like opening a gate...
Love is like a lake...

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