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Random Similes (x 50)
Learning is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Your ego is like a lake...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Life is like a violin...
Finding a job is like writing a shopping list...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Sleep is like a bar of soap...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Becoming rich is like turning on a radio...
Redemption is like a piano...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Getting married is like eating bread...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Dying is like changing a light bulb...
Sorrow is like an ocean...
Falling in love is like lighting a fire...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Running for office is like taking medicine...
Anxiety is like a mountain...
Buying a house is like doing renovations...
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Crime is like a camera...
Dating is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Knowledge is like a multi-choice quiz...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Finding a job is like fixing a computer...
Courage is like a canvas...
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
Having a child is like opening a gift...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Your thoughts are like marshmallows...
Dying is like making bread...
Success is like an ocean...
Falling in love is like taking a bath...
Compassion is like a beautiful melody...
Death is like a mountain...
Getting married is like tidying your room...
Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Friendship is like a camera...
Learning is like opening a bottle of beer...
Running for office is like turning on a lamp...
Failure is like a bar of soap...
Dating is like doing renovations...
Love is like a book...
Finding a job is like cooking...
Life is like a party...
Having a child is like fixing the TV...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Dying is like writing a shopping list...
Buying a house is like brushing your hair...

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