Getting married is like fixing a broken vase...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Buying a house is like writing a shopping list...

Dying is like opening a gift...

Wisdom is like a multi-choice quiz...

Running for office is like making cupcakes...

Friendship is like a party...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Falling in love is like opening a bottle of beer...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Learning is like turning on a lamp...

Love is like a beautiful song...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Defeat is like a camera...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Justice is like a guitar...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Becoming rich is like doing the dishes...

Your ego is like a mountain...

Getting married is like eating spaghetti...

Dying is like applying for a job...

Laughter is like a party...

Finding a job is like writing a to do list...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Running for office is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Imagination is like a winter's day...

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

Success is like a forest...

Your fears are like chocolate...

Falling in love is like opening a gate...

Victory is like a movie...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Becoming rich is like eating spaghetti...

Peace is like a mountain...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Getting married is like taking out the garbage...

The truth is like a lake...

Learning is like drinking a bottle of beer...

Friendship is like a river...

Having a child is like doing renovations...

Defeat is like a violin...

Dating is like turning on a lamp...

Life is like a guitar...

Fear is like a camera...

Finding a job is like changing your underwear...

Becoming rich is like brushing your teeth...

Your redemption is like a beach...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Dying is like making a sandwich...