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Random Similes (x 50)
Failure is like a picnic at the beach...
Finding a job is like opening a gift...
Falling in love is like writing a memo...
Romance is like a canvas...
Learning is like taking a bath...
Forgiveness is like a forest...
Your fears are like spaghetti...
Getting married is like going to the playground...
Your pain is like a multi-choice quiz...
Dying is like doing chores...
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Love is like a camera...
Buying a house is like making a cake...
Wisdom is like a piano...
Falling in love is like changing a light bulb...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Finding a job is like fixing a broken vase...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Friendship is like a mountain...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Romance is like a river...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Victory is like a good book...
Fear is like a bar of soap...
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
Learning is like opening a letter...
Forgiveness is like a lake...
Running for office is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Your ego is like a movie...
Dating is like turning on a radio...
Getting married is like eating a cake...
Your fears are like chocolate...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Love is like a multi-choice quiz...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Peace is like an autumn day...
Having a child is like doing the laundry...
Finding a job is like applying for a job...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
The truth is like a beautiful melody...
Becoming rich is like writing a shopping list...
Death is like a good book...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Dying is like opening a bottle of beer...
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Justice is like a beach...
Hate is like a piano...
Your ego is like a picnic in the park...
Falling in love is like fixing the TV...

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