Running for office is like writing a job application...

Love is like a mountain...

Falling in love is like turning on a lamp...

Buying a house is like eating cupcakes...

Friendship is like a bar of soap...

Learning is like drinking a bottle of beer...

Sleep is like a movie...

Your dreams are like chocolate...

Your despair is like a canvas...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Luck is like a river...

Dying is like applying for a job...

Hate is like a beautiful song...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Death is like a guitar...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Finding a job is like fixing the TV...

Becoming rich is like making a sandwich...

Justice is like a winter's day...

Having a child is like drinking a bottle of wine...

Your sorrow is like a bar of soap...

Learning is like turning on a faucet...

Pride is like a forest...

Getting married is like doing the laundry...

The truth is like a picnic at the beach...

Buying a house is like gardening...

Friendship is like a mountain...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Dying is like writing an I.O.U...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Forgiveness is like a spring day...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Your ego is like a piano...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Becoming rich is like fixing a broken vase...

Your fears are like chocolate...

Strength is like a party...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Life is like a guitar...

Running for office is like going to the playground...

Redemption is like a violin...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Dating is like eating a cake...

Your opinion is like a good book...

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Your fear is like a camera...

Buying a house is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Success is like a canvas...

Dying is like doing the dishes...

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...