Failure is like a river...

Running for office is like tidying your room...

Death is like a violin...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Crime is like a party...

Getting married is like taking out the garbage...

Grief is like a camera...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Finding a job is like fixing a computer...

Pride is like a forest...

Falling in love is like turning on a faucet...

Your ego is like a good book...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Buying a house is like lighting a fire...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Your forgiveness is like a winter's day...

Freedom is like a lake...

Despair is like a movie...

Dating is like changing your underwear...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

The truth is like a camera...

Your opinion is like a mountain...

Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Wealth is like a beautiful melody...

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

Dying is like fixing the TV...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Anger is like a multi-choice quiz...

Becoming rich is like making a cake...

Hate is like a piano...

Your ego is like a beach...

Forgiveness is like a violin...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Freedom is like a guitar...

Running for office is like turning on a faucet...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Dating is like opening a gift...

Life is like a mountain...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Death is like a winter's day...

Falling in love is like fixing a computer...

Love is like a river...

The truth is like a book...

Fears are like chocolate...

Strength is like a multi-choice quiz...

Learning is like writing a job application...

Romance is like a camera...

Forgiveness is like a bar of soap...

Knowledge is like a beach...

Finding a job is like opening a window...