Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...

Fear is like a forest...

Learning is like mowing the lawn...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Running for office is like opening a window...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Love is like a beautiful song...

Falling in love is like eating a sandwich...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Dying is like doing the dishes...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Having a child is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of beer...

Mercy is like a beach...

Learning is like changing a light bulb...

Victory is like a canvas...

Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Anger is like a mountain...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Fear is like a guitar...

Buying a house is like writing a memo...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Dating is like tidying your room...

Defeat is like a picnic in the park...

Getting married is like turning on a faucet...

Death is like a movie...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Learning is like fixing a broken vase...

Success is like a lake...

Falling in love is like brushing your teeth...

Failure is like a piano...

Dying is like eating toast...

Sleep is like a mountain...

Having a child is like applying for a job...

Pride is like a camera...

Becoming rich is like changing your underwear...

Finding a job is like doing the dishes...

Your ego is like a beach...

Getting married is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Running for office is like taking a bath...

Falling in love is like fixing a broken vase...

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

Life is like a beautiful song...

Buying a house is like turning on a light-switch...

Success is like a picnic at the beach...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Victory is like a lake...

Dying is like eating cupcakes...