Dying is like writing an I.O.U...

Laughter is like a party...

Running for office is like changing your underwear...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Dating is like fixing the TV...

Failure is like a canvas...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Your ego is like a multi-choice quiz...

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Your success is like a mountain...

Your fears are like chocolate...

Falling in love is like making cupcakes...

Wealth is like a winter's day...

Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Hate is like a party...

Dying is like doing the laundry...

Hope is like an ocean...

Becoming rich is like writing a job application...

The truth is like a canvas...

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

Strength is like a picnic at the beach...

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

Freedom is like a bar of soap...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Dating is like brushing your hair...

Failure is like a camera...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Success is like a violin...

Buying a house is like turning on a light-switch...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Defeat is like a beach...

Running for office is like doing housework...

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

Compassion is like a mountain...

Dying is like taking a bath...

Your fears are like marshmallows...

Having a child is like eating cupcakes...

Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Life is like a party...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Falling in love is like cooking...

Failure is like a river...

Dating is like fixing a broken vase...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Death is like a camera...

Running for office is like tidying your room...

Romance is like a picnic in the park...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Getting married is like drinking a bottle of wine...