Finding a job is like writing an I.O.U...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Life is like a movie...

Your hopes are like chocolate...

Sadness is like a bar of soap...

Becoming rich is like making spaghetti...

Your opinion is like a beautiful melody...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Running for office is like turning on a light-switch...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Falling in love is like lighting a candle...

Dying is like opening a can of spaghetti...

The truth is like a violin...

Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...

Despair is like a beach...

Having a child is like drinking a bottle of beer...

Success is like a party...

Getting married is like taking medicine...

Love is like a piano...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Learning is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Death is like a lake...

Running for office is like doing the dishes...

Dating is like turning on a light-switch...

Power is like a beautiful melody...

Falling in love is like writing a job application...

Compassion is like a movie...

Running for office is like lighting a fire...

Becoming rich is like eating a sandwich...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Dying is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Defeat is like an ocean...

Getting married is like opening a letter...

Your dreams are like chocolate...

Life is like a violin...

Running for office is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Finding a job is like cooking...

Patriotism is like a beautiful melody...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Death is like a camera...

Love is like a forest...

Friendship is like a picnic at the beach...

Falling in love is like eating bread...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Becoming rich is like lighting a candle...

Buying a house is like turning on a light-switch...

Wisdom is like an ocean...

Getting married is like opening a gate...