Crime is like a party...

Dying is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Freedom is like a violin...

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

Your opinion is like a camera...

Learning is like opening a gift...

Wealth is like a mountain...

Falling in love is like fixing the TV...

Fears are like chocolate...

Finding a job is like brushing your hair...

Friendship is like a lake...

Running for office is like eating toast...

Failure is like a multi-choice quiz...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Becoming rich is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Dying is like writing a job application...

Buying a house is like tidying your room...

Power is like a forest...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Getting married is like applying for a job...

Death is like a spring day...

Learning is like opening a door...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Victory is like a camera...

Running for office is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Finding a job is like making a sandwich...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Sleep is like a beach...

Falling in love is like turning on a light-switch...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Dating is like gardening...

Friendship is like a multi-choice quiz...

Dying is like doing the dishes...

Buying a house is like brushing your hair...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Peace is like a winter's day...

Your fears are like marshmallows...

Having a child is like opening a gate...

Buying a house is like going to the playground...

Love is like a guitar...

Becoming rich is like eating a cake...

Romance is like a lake...

Victory is like a river...

Getting married is like changing a light bulb...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Your ego is like a book...

Running for office is like writing an I.O.U...

Mercy is like a mountain...

Falling in love is like doing the shopping...