Dating is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Your ego is like a guitar...

Getting married is like writing an I.O.U...

Freedom is like a violin...

Learning is like turning on a radio...

Death is like a lake...

Buying a house is like eating spaghetti...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Having a child is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Fears are like chocolate...

Forgiveness is like a party...

Finding a job is like doing renovations...

Friendship is like a canvas...

Dating is like changing your underwear...

Your success is like a piano...

Falling in love is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Life is like a guitar...

Running for office is like opening a bottle of wine...

Death is like a beautiful song...

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

Hate is like a book...

Dying is like doing the shopping...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Finding a job is like writing a shopping list...

Motivation is like a picnic at the beach...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Learning is like making toast...

Failure is like a violin...

Your fears are like chocolate...

Buying a house is like turning on a light-switch...

Peace is like an ocean...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Hope is like a beach...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Love is like a lake...

Dating is like brushing your hair...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Running for office is like opening a door...

Victory is like a piano...

Getting married is like doing the dishes...

Freedom is like a mountain...

Death is like a spring day...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Crime is like a beautiful song...

Becoming rich is like fixing a broken vase...

Friendship is like a camera...

Dying is like turning on a lamp...

Fear is like a guitar...

Life is like a movie...