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Random Similes (x 20)
Life is like a book...
Running for office is like making a cake...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Pride is like a camera...
Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Forgiveness is like a lake...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Becoming rich is like taking out the garbage...
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Getting married is like doing housework...
Patriotism is like a bar of soap...
Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of beer...
Love is like an ocean...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Defeat is like a multi-choice quiz...
Running for office is like writing a to do list...
Friendship is like a mountain...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Dying is like tidying your room...

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