Romance is like a bar of soap...

Running for office is like taking medicine...

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

Buying a house is like opening a window...

Sleep is like a violin...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Dating is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Dying is like drinking a bottle of wine...

Falling in love is like writing a job application...

Friendship is like a beach...

Learning is like applying for a job...

Your anger is like a good book...

Your fears are like chocolate...

Getting married is like turning on a lamp...

Your dreams are like chocolate...

Running for office is like doing the shopping...

Knowledge is like a picnic at the beach...

Becoming rich is like eating bread...

Sadness is like an ocean...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Poverty is like a multi-choice quiz...

Your hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

The truth is like a beautiful melody...

Wisdom is like a beach...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Falling in love is like taking out the garbage...

Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...

Justice is like a piano...

Running for office is like going to the playground...

Life is like a party...

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

Getting married is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Anger is like a picnic at the beach...

Becoming rich is like turning on a radio...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Your success is like a mountain...

Falling in love is like making a salad...

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

Dying is like fixing a computer...

Dating is like changing your underwear...

Your wisdom is like a movie...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Your opinion is like a river...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Buying a house is like doing renovations...

Death is like a picnic in the park...

Getting married is like brushing your hair...

Victory is like a beautiful melody...

Your ego is like a beach...

Dating is like mowing the lawn...

Falling in love is like making cupcakes...

Mercy is like a party...

Having a child is like turning on a lamp...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Power is like a picnic in the park...

Buying a house is like opening a gift...

Running for office is like doing the dishes...

Love is like a violin...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Compassion is like a good book...

Fears are like chocolate...

Getting married is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Courage is like a beautiful melody...

Learning is like mowing the lawn...

Your anger is like a camera...

Your fears are like spaghetti...

Finding a job is like changing a light bulb...

Reality is like a guitar...

Friendship is like a picnic in the park...

Becoming rich is like applying for a job...

Romance is like a violin...

Dating is like opening a window...

Compassion is like a beautiful song...

Life is like a river...

Learning is like doing chores...

Freedom is like a mountain...

Death is like a party...

Finding a job is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Dying is like writing a to do list...

Imagination is like a movie...

Getting married is like eating a sandwich...

Knowledge is like a forest...

Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Hope is like a picnic at the beach...

Having a child is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Anger is like a camera...

Dating is like opening a door...

Failure is like a beautiful song...

Your despair is like an ocean...

Finding a job is like writing a to do list...

Death is like a movie...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Sorrow is like a book...