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Random Similes (x 100)

Dating is like turning on a faucet...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Your ego is like a guitar...

Getting married is like taking medicine...

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Failure is like a violin...

Buying a house is like making a cake...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Running for office is like opening a gift...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Defeat is like a bar of soap...

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

Dying is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Romance is like a canvas...

Having a child is like doing the laundry...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Becoming rich is like fixing a broken vase...

Success is like a guitar...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Courage is like an ocean...

Buying a house is like taking a bath...

Sleep is like a winter's day...

Dating is like tidying your room...

Defeat is like a lake...

Strength is like a beach...

Finding a job is like writing a shopping list...

Your hopes are like chocolate...

Your sorrow is like a party...

Falling in love is like going to the beach...

Your grief is like a picnic at the beach...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Life is like a multi-choice quiz...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Buying a house is like fixing the TV...

Death is like a beautiful melody...

Having a child is like turning on a light-switch...

Your ego is like a mountain...

Your imagination is like a lake...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Finding a job is like taking medicine...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Romance is like a camera...

Your fears are like chocolate...

Becoming rich is like going to the beach...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Getting married is like eating bread...

Dating is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Pride is like a movie...

Time is like a canvas...

Having a child is like lighting a candle...

Anger is like a mountain...

Hate is like a multi-choice quiz...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Finding a job is like opening a gift...

Friendship is like a good book...

Falling in love is like opening a bottle of beer...

Fears are like chocolate...

Becoming rich is like taking a bath...

Running for office is like turning on a lamp...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Failure is like a lake...

Life is like a mountain...

Forgiveness is like a beach...

Buying a house is like fixing a computer...

Crime is like a movie...

Love is like a forest...

Getting married is like making bread...

Sadness is like a multi-choice quiz...

Learning is like doing the dishes...

Fear is like a bar of soap...

Finding a job is like turning on a faucet...

Falling in love is like painting...

Dying is like writing a memo...

Anxiety is like a picnic in the park...

Having a child is like taking a bath...

Your grief is like a party...

Dating is like applying for a job...

Life is like a movie...

Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of wine...

Time is like a beautiful melody...

Becoming rich is like mowing the lawn...

Reality is like a forest...

Finding a job is like going to the fair...

Knowledge is like a piano...

Laughter is like an ocean...

Pain is like a book...

Dying is like doing the shopping...

Imagination is like a picnic at the beach...

Getting married is like turning on a light-switch...

Friendship is like a camera...

Buying a house is like mowing the lawn...

Your wisdom is like a mountain...

Crime is like a piano...

Justice is like a beautiful melody...

Defeat is like a party...

Running for office is like applying for a job...

Freedom is like a movie...

Dating is like doing the dishes...

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

Curated random image feed.

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

Random words.

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