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Random Similes (x 100)

Hopes are like chocolate...

Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Falling in love is like turning on a faucet...

Success is like a party...

Running for office is like brushing your hair...

Friendship is like a river...

Having a child is like fixing the TV...

Crime is like a picnic at the beach...

Failure is like a violin...

Dating is like eating toast...

Time is like a lake...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Learning is like doing renovations...

Victory is like a forest...

Death is like a beach...

Finding a job is like opening a gate...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Running for office is like turning on a lamp...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Falling in love is like changing your underwear...

Your dreams are like chocolate...

Wisdom is like a movie...

Getting married is like going to the playground...

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

Life is like a mountain...

Having a child is like taking a bath...

Your happiness is like a guitar...

Buying a house is like applying for a job...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Dating is like writing a to do list...

Romance is like a beautiful melody...

Dating is like opening a gate...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Dying is like making a cake...

Fears are like chocolate...

Running for office is like turning on a light-switch...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Luck is like a canvas...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Sleep is like an autumn day...

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

Getting married is like lighting a fire...

Love is like a violin...

Buying a house is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Knowledge is like a camera...

Falling in love is like doing renovations...

Crime is like a party...

Dating is like taking medicine...

Romance is like a piano...

Finding a job is like changing a light bulb...

Friendship is like a picnic at the beach...

Your success is like a bar of soap...

Learning is like brushing your hair...

Time is like a beautiful melody...

Life is like a canvas...

Becoming rich is like doing renovations...

Your despair is like a camera...

Having a child is like drinking a bottle of beer...

Your sadness is like a mountain...

Finding a job is like writing a to do list...

Power is like a beach...

Falling in love is like fixing a broken vase...

Compassion is like a multi-choice quiz...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Love is like a piano...

Running for office is like taking out the garbage...

Learning is like making a sandwich...

Success is like an ocean...

Your ego is like a guitar...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Having a child is like applying for a job...

Patriotism is like a camera...

Dying is like changing your underwear...

Friendship is like a beautiful song...

Freedom is like a party...

Your wisdom is like a forest...

Becoming rich is like mowing the lawn...

Defeat is like a picnic in the park...

Failure is like a guitar...

Falling in love is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Love is like an autumn day...

Having a child is like turning on a lamp...

Your ego is like a multi-choice quiz...

Finding a job is like making a salad...

Freedom is like a beautiful song...

Dying is like taking a bath...

Buying a house is like opening a window...

Dating is like mowing the lawn...

Anger is like a beach...

Falling in love is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Friendship is like a camera...

Having a child is like going to the beach...

Life is like a party...

Getting married is like applying for a job...

Finding a job is like opening a bottle of wine...

Bravery is like a canvas...

Defeat is like a multi-choice quiz...

Learning is like eating a salad...

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

Curated random image feed.

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

Random words.

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