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Random Similes (x 100)
Running for office is like tidying your room...
Justice is like an ocean...
Finding a job is like turning on a lamp...
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Falling in love is like doing housework...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Death is like a beautiful melody...
Dying is like writing a memo...
Your wisdom is like a guitar...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Getting married is like fixing the TV...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Learning is like gardening...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Dating is like opening a gift...
Laughter is like a canvas...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Pain is like an ocean...
Time is like a river...
Becoming rich is like eating spaghetti...
Forgiveness is like a forest...
Having a child is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Pride is like a picnic in the park...
Fears are like chocolate...
Falling in love is like changing a light bulb...
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Dating is like doing the laundry...
Hate is like a beach...
Running for office is like taking out the garbage...
Learning is like turning on a lamp...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Dying is like lighting a fire...
The truth is like a forest...
Becoming rich is like fixing a broken vase...
Having a child is like brushing your hair...
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Getting married is like opening a door...
Your dreams are like spaghetti...
Sorrow is like a multi-choice quiz...
Buying a house is like changing your underwear...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Luck is like a mountain...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Your forgiveness is like a piano...
Running for office is like eating toast...
Your hopes are like spaghetti...
Sadness is like a river...
Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Finding a job is like doing renovations...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Falling in love is like turning on a lamp...
Hope is like a picnic at the beach...
Having a child is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Dating is like lighting a fire...
Learning is like going to the beach...
Dying is like taking out the garbage...
Reality is like a spring day...
Getting married is like writing a shopping list...
Love is like a multi-choice quiz...
Buying a house is like making bread...
Running for office is like cooking...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Sorrow is like a piano...
Finding a job is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Crime is like a beach...
Your fears are like chocolate...
Your success is like a bar of soap...
Becoming rich is like opening a letter...
Sleep is like a canvas...
Running for office is like eating a salad...
Death is like a movie...
Having a child is like turning on a light-switch...
Poverty is like a mountain...
Buying a house is like doing the dishes...
Luck is like a picnic in the park...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Patriotism is like a camera...
Finding a job is like changing a light bulb...
Sorrow is like a river...
Learning is like painting...
Sleep is like a good book...
Wisdom is like a beach...
Your ego is like a canvas...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Falling in love is like writing a job application...
Getting married is like tidying your room...
Friendship is like an ocean...
Dying is like opening a gift...
Laughter is like a picnic in the park...
Dating is like fixing a computer...
Learning is like going to the fair...
Wealth is like a guitar...
Buying a house is like doing the shopping...
Romance is like a spring day...
Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Friendship is like a beautiful melody...
Becoming rich is like lighting a fire...
Your ego is like a mountain...
The truth is like a movie...

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