Finding a job is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Knowledge is like a movie...

Running for office is like turning on a lamp...

Failure is like a beach...

Learning is like opening a gate...

Your ego is like a canvas...

Dating is like making a sandwich...

Your hopes are like chocolate...

Life is like a picnic at the beach...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Crime is like a piano...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

The truth is like a camera...

Dying is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Running for office is like mowing the lawn...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Death is like a guitar...

Having a child is like changing a light bulb...

Love is like a good book...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Sleep is like a bar of soap...

Falling in love is like opening a bottle of wine...

Your opinion is like a mountain...

Dating is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Justice is like a camera...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Buying a house is like writing a to do list...

Compassion is like a movie...

Learning is like turning on a radio...

Love is like a party...

Getting married is like eating a sandwich...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Your ego is like a piano...

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

Dating is like doing the laundry...

Motivation is like a beautiful song...

Running for office is like opening a door...

Life is like a camera...

Becoming rich is like changing a light bulb...

Friendship is like a spring day...

Luck is like a guitar...

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

Imagination is like a forest...

Your fears are like chocolate...

Getting married is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Death is like a canvas...

Finding a job is like making bread...

Falling in love is like going to the beach...

Anger is like a picnic in the park...

Learning is like writing a job application...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Running for office is like opening a window...

Pain is like a movie...

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Dating is like applying for a job...

Pleasure is like a camera...

Getting married is like doing chores...

Crime is like a bar of soap...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Finding a job is like taking a bath...

Death is like a forest...

Learning is like mowing the lawn...

Freedom is like a picnic in the park...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Sadness is like a movie...

Buying a house is like brushing your teeth...

Luck is like a good book...

Anger is like a beautiful melody...

Getting married is like eating bread...

Love is like a canvas...

Success is like a camera...

Victory is like a multi-choice quiz...

Falling in love is like tidying your room...

Finding a job is like opening a door...

Pride is like a bar of soap...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Redemption is like a winter's day...

Running for office is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Becoming rich is like taking medicine...

Life is like a beach...

Buying a house is like brushing your hair...

Failure is like a movie...

Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...

Falling in love is like eating spaghetti...

Love is like a lake...

Learning is like writing a to do list...

Time is like a winter's day...

Success is like a beautiful melody...

Wealth is like a guitar...

Dating is like mowing the lawn...

Hope is like a multi-choice quiz...

The truth is like a bar of soap...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Running for office is like taking a bath...

Fears are like chocolate...

Getting married is like changing a light bulb...

Finding a job is like fixing the TV...

Pain is like a piano...