Running for office is like fixing a computer...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Having a child is like turning on a radio...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Learning is like changing your underwear...

Becoming rich is like making spaghetti...

Wisdom is like an ocean...

Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Failure is like a guitar...

Your dreams are like chocolate...

Fears are like chocolate...

Romance is like a piano...

Dying is like applying for a job...

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

Your pleasure is like a picnic in the park...

Falling in love is like gardening...

Life is like a canvas...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Buying a house is like taking medicine...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Becoming rich is like doing housework...

Your opinion is like a river...

Dating is like turning on a faucet...

Your ego is like a violin...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Friendship is like a movie...

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

The truth is like a bar of soap...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Sorrow is like a piano...

Getting married is like writing a job application...

Falling in love is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Crime is like a beach...

Dying is like mowing the lawn...

Becoming rich is like doing the dishes...

Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Learning is like turning on a radio...

Love is like a summer's day...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Finding a job is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Hope is like a beautiful song...

Having a child is like applying for a job...

Friendship is like a piano...

Dating is like eating toast...

Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Peace is like a bar of soap...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Running for office is like opening a letter...

Getting married is like brushing your teeth...

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Learning is like going to the beach...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Happiness is like a good book...

Finding a job is like lighting a fire...

Imagination is like a forest...

Having a child is like writing a to do list...

Love is like a guitar...

Having a child is like doing renovations...

Dying is like taking out the garbage...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Laughter is like a river...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Becoming rich is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Hope is like a violin...

Falling in love is like tidying your room...

Life is like a beach...

Finding a job is like eating toast...

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

Getting married is like turning on a lamp...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Buying a house is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Running for office is like opening a door...

Sleep is like a multi-choice quiz...

Dating is like taking out the garbage...

Victory is like a piano...

Learning is like fixing the TV...

Pride is like a beautiful song...

Hope is like a picnic at the beach...

Dying is like brushing your teeth...

Finding a job is like making cupcakes...

Death is like a beach...

Anxiety is like a canvas...

Falling in love is like doing the dishes...

Friendship is like a spring day...

Getting married is like opening a bottle of wine...

Sleep is like a mountain...

Dating is like fixing a computer...

Reality is like a camera...

Your anger is like a beautiful melody...

Learning is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Becoming rich is like brushing your teeth...

Life is like a good book...

Death is like a piano...

Justice is like a picnic in the park...

Finding a job is like lighting a candle...

Running for office is like doing chores...

Success is like a violin...

Anger is like an ocean...