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Random Similes (x 100)

Wealth is like a bar of soap...

Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Life is like a winter's day...

Becoming rich is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Love is like an ocean...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Getting married is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Death is like a mountain...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Finding a job is like turning on a faucet...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Buying a house is like opening a window...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Reality is like a picnic at the beach...

Running for office is like doing the shopping...

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

Dying is like taking out the garbage...

Wealth is like a piano...

Time is like a violin...

Dating is like writing a to do list...

Your wisdom is like a camera...

Your fears are like chocolate...

Dating is like making a sandwich...

Your opinion is like a mountain...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Falling in love is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Becoming rich is like turning on a faucet...

Freedom is like a picnic in the park...

Learning is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Friendship is like a beautiful melody...

Fear is like a forest...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Anger is like a beach...

Getting married is like taking out the garbage...

Wealth is like a party...

Dating is like going to the beach...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Running for office is like gardening...

Mercy is like a bar of soap...

Buying a house is like making toast...

Life is like a multi-choice quiz...

Learning is like opening a door...

Justice is like a forest...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Sorrow is like a movie...

Dating is like fixing a computer...

Failure is like a picnic at the beach...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Getting married is like writing an I.O.U...

Finding a job is like opening a bottle of beer...

Your fear is like an ocean...

Falling in love is like eating spaghetti...

Time is like a camera...

Your thoughts are like chocolate...

Friendship is like a mountain...

Success is like a book...

Despair is like a river...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Forgiveness is like a beach...

Running for office is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Love is like a forest...

Buying a house is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Learning is like eating a sandwich...

Freedom is like a lake...

Your hopes are like chocolate...

Victory is like a summer's day...

Finding a job is like writing a job application...

Getting married is like taking a bath...

Happiness is like a beautiful melody...

Falling in love is like brushing your hair...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Sleep is like a camera...

Your dreams are like spaghetti...

Death is like a river...

Love is like a picnic in the park...

Freedom is like an ocean...

Fears are like chocolate...

Becoming rich is like opening a door...

Anger is like a winter's day...

Finding a job is like turning on a light-switch...

Getting married is like opening a bottle of beer...

The truth is like a violin...

Falling in love is like writing a job application...

Fear is like a beautiful song...

Learning is like making a sandwich...

Romance is like a lake...

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Dying is like fixing a computer...

Dating is like taking out the garbage...

Buying a house is like opening a letter...

Anger is like a picnic at the beach...

Running for office is like changing your underwear...

Sorrow is like a mountain...

Having a child is like brushing your hair...

Fear is like a camera...

Learning is like writing a job application...

Knowledge is like a forest...

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

Curated random image feed.

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

Random words.

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