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Random Similes (x 100)

Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Buying a house is like opening a door...

Crime is like a guitar...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Running for office is like fixing the TV...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Friendship is like a beach...

Dying is like applying for a job...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Your opinion is like a mountain...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Life is like a bar of soap...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Romance is like a multi-choice quiz...

Getting married is like doing the laundry...

Freedom is like a party...

Dating is like brushing your hair...

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Crime is like a picnic at the beach...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Knowledge is like a piano...

Learning is like eating spaghetti...

Your hopes are like chocolate...

Your opinion is like a guitar...

Falling in love is like mowing the lawn...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Fears are like chocolate...

Forgiveness is like a forest...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Pride is like a multi-choice quiz...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Getting married is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Imagination is like a bar of soap...

Dating is like doing housework...

Finding a job is like taking medicine...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Falling in love is like applying for a job...

Wealth is like a canvas...

Falling in love is like fixing a computer...

Your dreams are like chocolate...

Dying is like making spaghetti...

Sorrow is like a picnic at the beach...

Buying a house is like painting...

Death is like a violin...

Your fears are like spaghetti...

Friendship is like a mountain...

Running for office is like opening a can of spaghetti...

Love is like a forest...

Having a child is like doing the shopping...

Crime is like a book...

Getting married is like taking medicine...

Learning is like brushing your hair...

Dating is like turning on a lamp...

Buying a house is like making a cake...

Finding a job is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Defeat is like a camera...

Failure is like a canvas...

Running for office is like opening a bottle of whiskey...

Life is like a violin...

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

Sadness is like a beautiful song...

Becoming rich is like doing the shopping...

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

Falling in love is like cooking...

Grief is like a picnic at the beach...

Learning is like opening a window...

Your ego is like a movie...

Dying is like making toast...

Luck is like a camera...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Defeat is like a forest...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Love is like a mountain...

Dating is like changing a light bulb...

Redemption is like a piano...

Fear is like a beach...

Despair is like a picnic at the beach...

Getting married is like going to the beach...

Friendship is like a movie...

Running for office is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Finding a job is like writing a to do list...

Your ego is like a multi-choice quiz...

Falling in love is like doing the laundry...

Reality is like a river...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Wisdom is like a piano...

Buying a house is like drinking a bottle of wine...

Failure is like a mountain...

Dying is like mowing the lawn...

Sadness is like a good book...

Dating is like eating toast...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Having a child is like turning on a lamp...

Running for office is like lighting a candle...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Learning is like fixing the TV...

Becoming rich is like opening a door...

Death is like a canvas...

Falling in love is like doing chores...

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

Curated random image feed.

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

Random words.

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