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Random Similes (x 100)
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
Falling in love is like brushing your hair...
Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Buying a house is like opening a door...
Your fears are like chocolate...
Finding a job is like opening a bottle of beer...
Happiness is like a river...
Having a child is like changing your underwear...
Pride is like a piano...
Fears are like spaghetti...
Running for office is like fixing a clogged toilet...
Learning is like mowing the lawn...
Power is like a bar of soap...
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
Compassion is like a movie...
Getting married is like turning on a radio...
Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...
Friendship is like a summer's day...
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Finding a job is like opening a door...
Your grief is like an ocean...
Dying is like eating toast...
Hopes are like spaghetti...
Buying a house is like doing the laundry...
Dating is like taking a bath...
Having a child is like opening a bottle of whiskey...
Your thoughts are like spaghetti...
Falling in love is like fixing a broken vase...
Anger is like a picnic at the beach...
Running for office is like writing a job application...
Crime is like a party...
Your dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Death is like a book...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Love is like a bar of soap...
Imagination is like a forest...
Dating is like painting...
Wisdom is like a winter's day...
Falling in love is like taking out the garbage...
Fears are like chocolate...
Life is like a guitar...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Running for office is like turning on a light-switch...
Dreams are like marshmallows...
Learning is like fixing a computer...
Buying a house is like making cupcakes...
Freedom is like a mountain...
Having a child is like opening a window...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Time is like a picnic at the beach...
Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...
Getting married is like applying for a job...
Dying is like opening a bottle of beer...
Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...
Reality is like a party...
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Peace is like a multi-choice quiz...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Running for office is like turning on a lamp...
Romance is like a summer's day...
Finding a job is like opening a can of spaghetti...
Becoming rich is like writing a job application...
Learning is like going to the playground...
Friendship is like a river...
Buying a house is like doing chores...
Freedom is like a canvas...
Dying is like fixing a computer...
Getting married is like making toast...
Your fears are like marshmallows...
Romance is like a party...
Dying is like taking a bath...
Happiness is like an autumn day...
Hope is like a camera...
Becoming rich is like tidying your room...
Laughter is like a beach...
Buying a house is like lighting a fire...
Dating is like doing chores...
Your ego is like a beautiful melody...
Getting married is like making a sandwich...
Time is like a forest...
Finding a job is like opening a bottle of wine...
Learning is like painting...
Defeat is like a bar of soap...
Your fears are like salmon swimming upstream...
Having a child is like turning on a faucet...
Your thoughts are like chocolate...
Falling in love is like brushing your teeth...
Your strength is like a summer's day...
Freedom is like a movie...
Becoming rich is like taking medicine...
Imagination is like a camera...
Finding a job is like fixing a broken vase...
Your sadness is like a forest...
Dating is like opening a door...
Death is like a good book...
Grief is like a guitar...
Running for office is like eating bread...
Failure is like a party...
Buying a house is like lighting a candle...
Justice is like a beautiful song...
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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