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Having a child is like changing your underwear...
Finding a job is like drinking a bottle of wine...
Time is like a good book...
Dating is like doing the shopping...
Fears are like marshmallows...
Falling in love is like writing a shopping list...
Defeat is like a mountain...
Buying a house is like eating cupcakes...
Dreams are like chocolate...
Running for office is like applying for a job...
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