disclaimer: The text generated is random, based on templates and lists. Some will
be silly, some might even be offensive (not intentionally, just unanticipated word combinations). Sometimes
there are gender-specific terms. Please, use your own judgement and filter or change as necessary for your
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Random Similes (x 10)
Running for office is like opening a door...
Your sorrow is like a beautiful song...
Hopes are like marshmallows...
Buying a house is like turning on a faucet...
Hopes are like chocolate...
Dying is like writing an I.O.U...
Your ego is like a winter's day...
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Wealth is like a multi-choice quiz...
Becoming rich is like making a sandwich...
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