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Random Relationships (x 500)
Pilot and Child
Farmer and Veterinarian
Flight Attendant and Pilot
Spelunkers
Gamekeeper and Chimney-sweep
Antique Dealer and Customer
Teachers
Priest and Best Man
Liquor Store Clerk and Robber
Magician and Ringmaster
Nanny and Child
Tennis Player and Coach
Teacher and Relief Teacher
Dealer and Gambler
Knight and Messenger
Lifeguard and Drunk
Step-parent and Step-child
Priest and Sinner
Real Estate Agent and Prospective Buyer
Charity Volunteer and Philanthropist
Ship Captain and Mutineer
Professor and Student
Machinist and Boss
Wizard and Apprentice
Taxidermist and Bereaved Pet Owner
Janitor and Teacher
Gravedigger and Bereaved
Receptionist and Courier
Psychic and Skeptic
Yoga Instructor and Student
Bank Manager and Client
Dog Owners
Fishermen
Assassin and Ruler
Tourist and Tour Guide
Architect and Client
Prison Inmate and Prison Boss
Fan and Roadie
Lifeguards
Innkeeper and Guest
Cousins
Composer and Muse
Writer and Director
Park Ranger and Hiker
Inventor and Husband
Athlete and Nerd
Santa and Mrs.Claus
Landlord and Tenant
DJ and Lounge Singer
Alien and Kid
Actors
Sheriff and Mayor
Meteorologists
Cab Driver and Passenger
Superhero and Police Chief
Fashion Designer and Model
Chef and Wine Steward
Office Workers
Newlyweds
Musician and Conductor
Cop and Detective
Truck Drivers
Dancer and Dance Instructor
Intern and Hospital Administrator
Magician and Parent
Swordsmith and King
Cat and Rat
Private Investigator and Cop
Detective and Suspect
Singer and Infatuated Fan
Jockey and Veterinarian
Dogcatcher and Dog Owner
Beekeepers
Undertaker and Bereaved
God and Jesus
Archaeologists
Highway Cop and Driver
Construction Workers
Dictator and Child
Mall Security Guards
Hunter and Vegan
Android and Creator
Warriors
Bodyguard and Politician
Spiritual Guide and Follower
Blacksmith and Stablehand
Ninjas
Actor and Co-star
Owner and Pet
Burglar and Homeowner
Drug Dealer and Bar Staff
Mad Scientist and Assistant
An Elderly Couple
Home Owner and Prospective Buyer
Tatooist and Client
Union Rep and Boss
Nanny and Valet
Chef and Customer
Dentist and Patient
Resident and Prospective Tenant
Acrobat and Trapeze Artist
Fashion Designers
Dance Teacher and Student
Gladiator and Patron
Wedding Planner and Bride
Messenger and Knight
Priest and Atheist
Artist and Patron
Lumberjacks
Priest and Condemned Prisoner
Beggar and Passerby
Inventors
Wizards
Ventriloquist and Child
Pole Vaulter and Coach
Ship Captain and Sailor
Teacher and Teacher Aide
Bridesmaid and Father of the Bride
Soldiers
Superhero and Sidekick
Farmer and Debt Collector
Veterinarian and Pet Owner
Professor and University Dean
Inventor and Investor
Chef and Sous Chef
Dentists
Musician and Muse
Astronaut and Cosmonaut
Taxidermist and Hunter
Knight and Dragon
Babysitter and Child
Shepherds
Bar Staff and DJ
Editor and Reporter
Prison Inmate and Gang Leader
Scientist and Test Subject
Devil and Demon
Ghost and Ghostbuster
Detectives
Roadie and Fan
Flight Attendant and Hijacker
Bricklayers
Architect and Builder
Director and Producer
Photographer and Model
Truck Driver and Hitchhiker
Private Investigator and Informant
Spies
Kidnapper and Prisoner
Cartoonist and Agent
Musician and Song-writer
Ghosts
Robot and Creator
Cat and Kitten
Guru and Disciple
Swordsmith and Prince
Magician and Assistant
Tourist and Mugger
Aliens
Ninja and Emperor
Sheriff and Schoolmarm
Angel and Demon
Soldier and Officer
Janitor and Parent
Alien and Human
Dictator and Diplomat
Football Player and Nerd
Prison Inmates
Siblings
Firefighters
A Couple
God and St.Peter
Actor and Agent
Detective and Coroner
Sheepshearer and Shepherd
Teacher and Principal
Best Man and Father of the Bride
Artist and Gallery Owner
Robots
Clown and Tightrope Walker
Factory Worker and Boss
Art Teacher and Student
Doctor and Nurse
Greengrocer and Customer
Groom and Housekeeper
Hairdresser and Client
Wizard and Archer
Mob Boss and Underling
Diver and Merman
Bank Clerk and Robber
Superhero and Supervillain
Undertaker and Embalmer
Gravediggers
Ship Captain and First Mate
Singer and Record Producer
Bus Driver and Passenger
Band Manager and Singer
Athlete and Coach
Dancer and Director
Kitchen Hands
Bodyguard and Celebrity
Astronauts
Librarian and Visitor
Boss and Job Applicant
Author and Editor
Cops
Flight Attendants
Buskers
Makeup Artist and Producer
Entrepreneur and Investor
Mall Security Guard and Shop Owner
Musician and Sound Technician
Sheriff and Marshal
Flight Attendant and Captain
Chef and Dishwasher
Swordsmith and Sword Master
Astronaut and Alien
Exotic Dancer and Bar Staff
Lifeguard and Shark
Roommates
Tourist and Local
Hunter and Photographer
Jailer and Condemned Prisoner
Poet and Muse
Assassin and Victim
Jockeys
Coal Miners
Santa and Child
Drug Dealer and Cop
Artist and Model
Ship Captain and Child
Game Show Host and Assistant
Boatbuilder and Client
Guitar Teacher and Student
Cop and Victim
Alien and Scientist
Lab Workers
Receptionist and Customer
Tech Support and Customer
Doctor and Patient
Magician and Child
Trapeze Artist and Magician
Nanny and Housekeeper
Wizard and King
Cruise Director and Passenger
Superhero and Mayor
Dentist and Dental Hygienist
Interrogator and Prisoner
Pilot and Air Marshal
Murderer and Ghost
Ventriloquist and Dummy
Band Manager and Pianist
Cat and Bird
Lighthouse-keepers
Divorced Couple
Father of the Bride and Mother of the Groom
Park Ranger and Tourist
Maths Tutor and Student
Athletes
Babysitter and Parent
God and Devil
Janitor and Student
Author and Agent
Makeup Artist and Director
Gas Station Attendant and Robber
Friends
Priest and Altar Boy
Mad Scientist and Creature
Long Lost Friends
Lifeguard and Swimmer
Hunter and Park Ranger
Recruit and Drill Sergeant
Bird Watchers
Soldier and Deserter
Sheriff and Outlaw
Gladiators
Divers
Flight Attendant and Air Marshal
Dictator and Husband
Ship Captain and Passenger
Host and Guest
Guard and Archer
Dancer and Choreographer
Santa and Elf
Loan Shark and Client
Parent and Child
Cowboys
Golfer and Greenkeeper
Damsel and Dragon
Salesperson and Customer
Diver and Boat Captain
Alien and Doctor
Grandparent and Grandchild
Groom and Bridesmaid
Farmer and Farmhand
Piano Player and Exotic Dancer
French Teacher and Student
Cook and Valet
Detective and Witness
Saxophonist and Band Manager
Mob Boss and Mayor
Chef and Kitchen Hand
Tourist and Street Vendor
Computer Programmer and Manager
AI and Creator
Swordsmith and Knight
Lifeguard and Beachgoer
Actor and Camera Operator
Lion Tamer and Clown
Receptionist and Boss
Lumberjack and Protester
Ship Captain and Pirate
Plumber and Customer
Nurse and Surgeon
Astronaut and Technician
Actor and Teacher
Personal Trainer and Client
Burglars
Diver and Mermaid
Ditch Diggers
Mad Scientist and Child
Bridesmaid and Father of the Groom
Librarians
Saxophonist and Fan
Cat and Mouse
Santa and Mall Security Guard
Comedian and Lounge Singer
Author and Publisher
Groom and Nanny
Magicians
Sheriff and Rancher
Swordsmith and Princess
Ringmaster and Magician
Wizard and Knight
Librarian and Child
Assassins
English Tutor and Student
Steward and Customer
Nurse and Intern
Priest and Imam
Dentist and Receptionist
Janitor and Principal
Tourist and Shop Owner
Interior Designer and Client
Assassin and Queen
Chef and Restaurant Owner
DJ and Exotic Dancer
Ticket Collector and Passenger
Author and Illustrator
Butler and Aristocrat
Groom and Mother of the Bride
Farmer and Stock Agent
Teacher and Student
Ship Captain and Explorer
Jockey and Trainer
King and Court Jester
Surgeon and Hospital Administrator
Executioner and Condemned Prisoner
Butcher and Customer
Clown and Bearded Lady
Singing Teacher and Student
Prison Inmate and Warden
Inventor and Child
Golfer and Caddy
Detective and Judge
Cop and Burglar
Scientist and Lab Assistant
Father of the Groom and Best Man
Gladiator and Caesar
Groom and Aristocrat
Pingpong Player and Coach
Bar Staff and Comedian
Fashion Designer and Client
Pianist and Drummer
Actor and Body Double
Hypnotist and Client
Ship Captain and Cabin Boy
Dressmaker and Customer
Mob Boss and Drug Dealer
Private Investigator and Detective
Ringmaster and Lion Tamer
Director and Writer
Blacksmith and Horse Owner
Chef and Health Inspector
Ghost and Exorcist
Air Traffic Controllers
Priest and Choir Singer
Flight Attendant and Child
Guitarist and Drummer
Friends with Benefits
Fortune-teller and Client
Hunter and Poacher
Swordsmith and Thief
Valet and Gardener
Santa and Reindeer Keeper
Trapeze Artist and Strong Man
Bar Staff and Drunk
Fashion Designer and Buyer
Barista and Customer
Game Show Host and Producer
Prison Inmate and Guard
Mechanic and Boss
A Couple Who are Both Married to Other People
Chef and Maître D'
Drug Dealer and Customer
Dictator and Coup Leader
Cashier and Robber
Author and Muse
Inventor and Wife
Groom and Gardener
French Tutor and Student
Messenger and King
Private Investigator and Client
Social Worker and Client
Guitarist and Pianist
Detective and Beat Cop
Tightrope Walker and Acrobat
Sculptor and Model
Jeweler and Customer
Ship Captain and Ship Doctor
Piano Teacher and Student
Wedding Planner and Groom
Cop and Police Captain
Pilot and Co-pilot
Actor and Makeup Artist
Dictator and General
Masseuse and Client
Court Jester and Messenger
Nanny and Butler
Jockey and Horse Owner
Surgeon and Nurse
Lion Tamer and Bearded Lady
Bride and Father of the Groom
Shoe Shop Assistant and Customer
Bass Guitarist and Singer
Bouncer and Comedian
Flight Attendant and Passenger
Game Show Host and Contestant
Artist and Muse
Bouncer and Gambler
Director and Camera Operator
Chimney-sweep and Housekeeper
Pilot and Hijacker
Tourist and Pickpocket
Archer and Squire
Nurse and Hospital Administrator
Guitarist and Bass Guitarist
Hunter and Trapper
Acrobat and Bearded Lady
Checkout Operator and Customer
Bar Owner and DJ
Librarian and Child
Snipers
Chef and Food Critic
Science Tutor and Student
Hunters
Gravedigger and Priest
Aristocrat and Gardener
Producer and Director
Court Jester and Queen
Veterinarian and Zookeeper
Barber and Customer
Actor and Stunt Double
Clown and Ringmaster
Football Player and Coach
Doorman and Guest
Bride and Mother of the Groom
Sheriff and Banker
Housekeeper and Gardener
Stockbroker and Client
Chef and Fry Cook
Squire and Messenger
Fishmonger and Customer
Band Manager and Guitarist
Lounge Singer and Drunk
Dictator and Mercenary
Actor and Understudy
Magician and Bearded Lady
Producer and Camera Operator
Swimmer and Coach
Psychiatrist and Client
Valet and Maid
King and Archer
Sheriff and Deputy
Priest and Beggar
Bouncer and DJ
Band Manager and Fan
Assassin and King
God and Mary
Diver and Mermaid
Teacher and Parent
Magician and Lion Tamer
Science Teacher and Student
Swordsmith and Queen
Nurse and Orderly
Gamekeeper and Valet
Sheriff and Whore
Hotdog Vendor and Customer
Saxophonist and Drummer
Drunk and Exotic Dancer

Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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