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Random Relationships (x 500)
Lion Tamer and Acrobat
Orderly and Nurse
Bouncer and Gambler
Spies
Librarian and Visitor
Wedding Planner and Groom
Private Investigator and Client
Beekeepers
Innkeeper and Guest
Roommates
Home Owner and Prospective Buyer
Dictator and Diplomat
Entrepreneur and Investor
Bank Clerk and Robber
Makeup Artist and Director
Wizard and Apprentice
Chef and Fry Cook
Detective and Coroner
Fashion Designer and Client
Dancer and Director
Athlete and Coach
Barista and Customer
An Elderly Couple
Tourist and Local
Diver and Boat Captain
Gravedigger and Bereaved
Robot and Creator
Santa and Elf
Composer and Muse
Lumberjack and Protester
Robots
Resident and Prospective Tenant
Spiritual Guide and Follower
Artist and Gallery Owner
Coal Miners
Flight Attendant and Child
Park Ranger and Tourist
Singer and Infatuated Fan
Magicians
Author and Publisher
Inventor and Wife
Bridesmaid and Mother of the Groom
Bass Guitarist and Singer
Assassin and Client
Ghost and Exorcist
Snipers
Blacksmith and Stablehand
Professor and Student
Bar Staff and DJ
Architect and Builder
Cab Driver and Passenger
Construction Workers
Friends
Computer Programmer and Manager
Grandparent and Grandchild
Damsel and Dragon
Gardener and Butler
Drug Dealer and Customer
Divers
Lumberjacks
Devil and Demon
Farmer and Farmhand
Personal Trainer and Client
Bird Watchers
Mall Security Guard and Shop Owner
Sheriff and Bandit
Nanny and Child
Gladiators
Pilot and Child
Yoga Instructor and Student
Cat and Kitten
Soldiers
Ship Captain and Engineer
Photographer and Model
Cowboys
Science Tutor and Student
Teacher and Teacher Aide
Ninja and Emperor
Step-parent and Step-child
Interrogator and Prisoner
Squire and Wizard
Friends with Benefits
Magician and Child
Kitchen Hands
Janitor and Teacher
Swordsmith and Princess
Alien and Scientist
God and Jesus
Priest and Parishioner
Musician and Sound Technician
Dentists
Divorced Couple
Bodyguard and Celebrity
Dictator and Husband
Dancer and Choreographer
Taxidermist and Bereaved Pet Owner
Hunter and Vegan
Dog Owners
Golfer and Greenkeeper
Mob Boss and Mayor
Archaeologists
Newlyweds
Lab Workers
Tourist and Mugger
Burglars
Fashion Designers
A Couple
Chef and Wine Steward
Prison Inmate and Prison Boss
Guru and Disciple
Intern and Surgeon
Ninjas
Dentist and Dental Hygienist
Liquor Store Clerk and Robber
Ventriloquist and Dummy
Long Lost Friends
Astronaut and Cosmonaut
Ringmaster and Lion Tamer
Farmer and Debt Collector
Bass Guitarist and Guitarist
Jockeys
Fishermen
Groom and Nanny
Doorman and Guest
Assassin and Victim
Air Traffic Controllers
Football Player and Nerd
Detective and Witness
Singer and Record Producer
Athletes
Priest and Bride
Firefighters
Truck Driver and Hitchhiker
Actor and Agent
Private Investigator and Informant
Musician and Muse
Makeup Artist and Actor
Guitar Teacher and Student
Author and Agent
Pingpong Player and Coach
Exotic Dancer and Drunk
Flight Attendants
Flight Attendant and Air Marshal
Receptionist and Boss
Superhero and Supervillain
Teacher and Parent
Editor and Reporter
Social Worker and Client
Priest and Sinner
Dogcatcher and Dog Owner
Pilot and Hijacker
Blacksmith and Horse Owner
Swordsmith and Prince
Fashion Designer and Buyer
Shepherds
Ghosts
Park Ranger and Hiker
Veterinarian and Zookeeper
Gravediggers
Messenger and Knight
Ship Captain and Botanist
Jailer and Condemned Prisoner
God and Devil
Santa and Mall Security Guard
Ditch Diggers
Gondolier and Passenger
Murderer and Ghost
Checkout Operator and Customer
Janitor and Principal
Jockey and Horse Owner
Tourist and Pickpocket
Cat and Dog
Ghost and Ghostbuster
Landlord and Tenant
Gladiator and Caesar
Hunter and Park Ranger
Bricklayers
Machinist and Boss
Office Workers
Science Teacher and Student
Drug Dealer and Bar Staff
Wizards
Chef and Dishwasher
Dictator and Coup Leader
Ventriloquist and Child
Dancer and Dance Instructor
Sheriff and Whore
Inventors
Buskers
DJ and Exotic Dancer
Librarian and Child
Tennis Player and Coach
Knight and Dragon
Actor and Casting Director
Farmer and Veterinarian
Taxidermist and Hunter
Cashier and Robber
Director and Makeup Artist
Musician and Song-writer
Guitarist and Singer
Scientist and Test Subject
Assassins
Artist and Model
Father of the Bride and Priest
Astronauts
Strong Man and Tightrope Walker
Alien and Doctor
Patient and Doctor
Assassin and King
Diver and Merman
Cruise Director and Passenger
Mob Boss and Cop
King and Wizard
Stockbroker and Client
Teacher and Relief Teacher
Superhero and Police Chief
Hunters
Ship Captain and Passenger
Swordsmith and Queen
Lifeguard and Swimmer
God and Mary
Kidnapper and Prisoner
Author and Illustrator
Priest and Imam
Teachers
Undertaker and Bereaved
Bodyguard and Politician
Astronaut and Alien
Inventor and Investor
Meteorologists
Used Car Salesperson and Customer
Magician and Parent
Chef and Maître D'
Nanny and Parent
Angel and Demon
Detective and Suspect
Cat and Mouse
Cousins
Soldier and Deserter
Android and Creator
Sheepshearer and Shepherd
Truck Drivers
Jockey and Veterinarian
Mechanic and Boss
Dealer and Gambler
Athlete and Nerd
Sheriff and Saloon Owner
Aliens
Mother of the Groom and Groom
Band Manager and Drummer
Patient and Orderly
Charity Volunteer and Philanthropist
Boss and Job Applicant
Farmer and Stock Agent
Singing Teacher and Student
Gas Station Attendant and Robber
Mob Boss and Police Captain
Warriors
Cartoonist and Agent
Game Show Host and Producer
Highway Cop and Driver
Tech Support and Client
Ship Captain and First Mate
Veterinarian and Pet Owner
Butler and Valet
Janitor and Student
Camera Operator and Director
Parent and Child
Inventor and Husband
Hunter and Photographer
Queen and Squire
Lifeguard and Shark
Cop and Police Captain
Chef and Health Inspector
Gas Station Attendant and Customer
Tourist and Tour Guide
Pilot and Air Marshal
Beggar and Passerby
Tightrope Walker and Trapeze Artist
Sheriff and Outlaw
Prison Inmate and Gang Leader
DJ and Lounge Singer
Dentist and Receptionist
Receptionist and Courier
Gravedigger and Priest
Owner and Pet
Cat and Bird
Golfer and Caddy
Santa and Reindeer Keeper
Dictator and Wife
Father of the Groom and Father of the Bride
Drummer and Guitarist
Actor and Stunt Double
Sculptor and Model
Surgeon and Patient
Mad Scientist and Assistant
Architect and Client
Football Player and Coach
Producer and Director
Chef and Server
Tailor and Customer
Game Show Host and Contestant
Scientist and Lab Assistant
Hunter and Poacher
Author and Editor
Fashion Designer and Model
Priest and Altar Boy
Hypnotist and Client
Messenger and King
Siblings
Lifeguard and Drunk
Gladiator and Patron
AI and Creator
Private Investigator and Detective
Librarians
Acrobat and Strong Man
Sheriff and Marshal
Professor and University Dean
Aristocrat and Groom
Comedian and Bar Staff
Detectives
Receptionist and Customer
Artist and Patron
A Couple Who are Both Married to Other People
Undertaker and Embalmer
Lighthouse-keepers
Writer and Camera Operator
Priest and Mother of the Bride
Maths Teacher and Student
Pianist and Saxophonist
Orderly and Intern
Tourist and Street Vendor
Mad Scientist and Creature
Alien and Human
Real Estate Agent and Prospective Buyer
Astronaut and Technician
Fishmonger and Customer
Babysitter and Child
Messenger and Squire
Hairdresser and Client
God and St.Peter
Strong Man and Lion Tamer
Psychic and Skeptic
Sheriff and Banker
Burglar and Homeowner
Bouncer and DJ
Mall Security Guards
Priest and Rabbi
Pianist and Singer
Drug Dealer and Cop
Bride and Father of the Bride
Diver and Mermaid
Dentist and Patient
Prison Inmate and Guard
Pole Vaulter and Coach
Lifeguards
Director and Writer
Butcher and Customer
Ship Captain and Ship Doctor
Groom and Valet
Inventor and Child
Boatbuilder and Client
Orderly and Hospital Administrator
Spelunkers
Cops
Babysitter and Parent
Executioner and Condemned Prisoner
Sheriff and Mayor
Artist and Muse
Jockey and Trainer
Recruit and Drill Sergeant
Priest and Atheist
Pianist and Guitarist
Prison Inmates
Bouncer and Exotic Dancer
Detective and Judge
Dressmaker and Customer
Flight Attendant and Co-pilot
Knight and Squire
Prison Inmate and Warden
Game Show Host and Assistant
Writer and Actor
Best Man and Mother of the Groom
Swordsmith and Knight
Ship Captain and Pirate
Beautician and Client
Hotelier and Guest
Maid and Gamekeeper
Magician and Assistant
Actors
Lion Tamer and Strong Man
Singer and Saxophonist
Loan Shark and Customer
Dance Teacher and Student
Drunk and Lounge Singer
Poet and Muse
Swordsmith and Sword Master
Makeup Artist and Writer
Flight Attendant and Captain
Actor and Teacher
Chef and Restaurant Owner
Assassin and Queen
Patient and Surgeon
Cat and Rat
Bellhop and Guest
Priest and Condemned Prisoner
Wedding Planner and Bride
Psychiatrist and Client
Florist and Customer
Lounge Singer and Drunk
Messenger and Queen
Mother of the Groom and Mother of the Bride
Cop and Detective
Housekeeper and Aristocrat
Soldier and Officer
Ship Captain and Explorer
Actor and Body Double
Camera Operator and Makeup Artist
Superhero and Mayor
Maths Tutor and Student
Santa and Child
Swimmer and Coach
Acrobat and Trapeze Artist
Accountant and Client
Doctor and Surgeon
Sheriff and Rancher
Guard and Court Jester
Handyperson and Customer
Lounge Singer and Piano Player
Ship Captain and Child
Mad Scientist and Child
Flight Attendant and Pilot
Father of the Bride and Bridesmaid
Bus Driver and Passenger
Gardener and Nanny
Dictator and Mercenary
Mob Boss and Drug Dealer
Ringmaster and Clown
Art Teacher and Student
Cop and Child
Author and Muse
Drunk and Piano Player
Optometrist and Customer
Manicurist and Client
Surgeon and Intern
Swordsmith and King
Factory Worker and Boss
Ship Captain and Cabin Boy
Wizard and Guard
Roadie and Singer
Hunter and Trapper
Tightrope Walker and Ringmaster
Host and Guest
Janitor and Parent
Musician and Conductor
Chef and Customer
Masseuse and Client
Bar Staff and Exotic Dancer
Patient and Hospital Administrator
Father of the Groom and Bride
Santa and Mrs.Claus
Sheriff and General Store Owner
Union Rep and Boss
English Tutor and Student
Bearded Lady and Magician
Lifeguard and Beachgoer
Dictator and Child
Housekeeper and Gardener
Interior Designer and Client
Electrician and Customer
Private Investigator and Cop
Producer and Makeup Artist
Bride and Father of the Groom
Wizard and Knight
Sheriff and Deputy
Pilot and Co-pilot
Bar Staff and Piano Player
Hospital Administrator and Orderly
Tourist and Shop Owner
Groom and Chimney-sweep
Actor and Understudy
Trapeze Artist and Tightrope Walker
Antique Dealer and Customer
Fan and Pianist
Piano Player and Comedian
Camera Operator and Actor
Best Man and Father of the Bride
Swordsmith and King
Chef and Food Critic
Dictator and General
Valet and Butler
Queen and Court Jester
French Teacher and Student
Guitarist and Saxophonist
Acrobat and Magician
Steward and Customer
Masseur and Client
Groom and Mother of the Bride
Director and Producer
Piano Player and Lounge Singer
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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