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Random Relationships (x 500)
Bridesmaid and Father of the Groom
Newlyweds
Valet and Housekeeper
Resident and Prospective Tenant
Interrogator and Prisoner
Santa and Mall Security Guard
Recruit and Drill Sergeant
Piano Player and DJ
Dictator and Husband
Taxidermist and Hunter
Ship Captain and Mutineer
God and Mary
Burglars
Architect and Builder
Sheriff and Deputy
Swordsmith and Knight
Court Jester and Queen
Buskers
Beautician and Client
Pilot and Child
Fishermen
Astronauts
Author and Illustrator
Makeup Artist and Writer
Guitar Teacher and Student
Composer and Muse
Parent and Child
Babysitter and Parent
Hunter and Vegan
Priest and Parishioner
Tourist and Street Vendor
Acrobat and Ringmaster
Chef and Delivery Person
Siblings
Receptionist and Courier
Ditch Diggers
Dancer and Choreographer
Band Manager and Singer
Singer and Record Producer
Ventriloquist and Dummy
Bank Clerk and Robber
Pingpong Player and Coach
Musician and Conductor
Wizards
Knight and Dragon
Professor and Student
Librarians
Highway Cop and Driver
Artist and Patron
Friends
Game Show Host and Contestant
Prison Inmate and Warden
Gladiator and Patron
Fashion Designer and Buyer
Uber Driver and Passenger
Detective and Judge
Entrepreneur and Investor
English Tutor and Student
Private Investigator and Detective
Lifeguard and Shark
Dentist and Receptionist
Inventor and Husband
Yoga Instructor and Student
Farmer and Stock Agent
Jockey and Horse Owner
Bricklayers
Priest and Condemned Prisoner
Spiritual Guide and Follower
Cop and Burglar
AI and Creator
Mall Security Guards
Grandparent and Grandchild
Psychic and Skeptic
Pawnbroker and Customer
Truck Driver and Hitchhiker
Magician and Assistant
Park Ranger and Tourist
Air Traffic Controllers
Long Lost Friends
Teacher and Parent
Scientist and Lab Assistant
Wedding Planner and Bride
Actor and Casting Director
Friends with Benefits
Divorced Couple
Patient and Hospital Administrator
Spelunkers
Astronaut and Technician
Alien and Doctor
Landlord and Tenant
Hunters
Bodyguard and Celebrity
Warriors
Sheriff and Banker
Chimney-sweep and Aristocrat
Host and Guest
Gravediggers
Hunter and Park Ranger
Architect and Client
Jockeys
Janitor and Student
Tourist and Mugger
Roommates
Ghost and Exorcist
Drunk and Bar Staff
Diver and Boat Captain
Magicians
Burglar and Homeowner
Mall Security Guard and Shop Owner
Court Jester and Guard
Tech Support and Client
Flight Attendant and Child
Ship Captain and Explorer
Construction Workers
Dictator and General
Guru and Disciple
Priest and Imam
Pilot and Hijacker
Santa and Child
Fashion Designers
Detectives
Real Estate Agent and Prospective Buyer
Gladiators
Tennis Player and Coach
Editor and Reporter
Game Show Host and Assistant
Damsel and Dragon
Boss and Job Applicant
Actors
Beekeepers
Blacksmith and Stablehand
Cashier and Robber
Artist and Muse
Cat and Mouse
Inventor and Wife
Lifeguard and Swimmer
Professor and University Dean
Truck Drivers
A Couple
Artist and Model
Lumberjacks
Mad Scientist and Child
Meteorologists
Undertaker and Bereaved
Wizard and Apprentice
Father of the Bride and Mother of the Bride
Cruise Director and Passenger
French Tutor and Student
Athlete and Nerd
Gravedigger and Bereaved
Dancer and Director
Baker and Customer
Cops
Drummer and Guitarist
A Couple Who are Both Married to Other People
Spies
Cousins
Drug Dealer and Bar Staff
Nurse and Patient
Shepherds
Firefighters
Swordsmith and Prince
Mob Boss and Drug Dealer
Teacher and Student
Lifeguards
Lighthouse-keepers
Veterinarian and Zookeeper
Astronaut and Cosmonaut
Divers
Court Jester and Messenger
Snipers
Santa and Elf
Drunk and Piano Player
Groom and Gamekeeper
Bird Watchers
Assassin and King
Detective and Witness
Acrobat and Trapeze Artist
Ship Captain and Engineer
Sheriff and Whore
Nanny and Child
Social Worker and Client
Dictator and Child
Flight Attendants
Flight Attendant and Pilot
Coal Miners
Musician and Muse
Chef and Server
Actor and Co-star
Union Rep and Boss
Librarian and Visitor
Cat and Dog
Golfer and Caddy
Cop and Child
Step-parent and Step-child
Magician and Parent
Blacksmith and Horse Owner
Devil and Demon
Liquor Store Clerk and Robber
Cab Driver and Passenger
Lab Workers
Pole Vaulter and Coach
Ghosts
Tourist and Local
Janitor and Teacher
Beggar and Passerby
Ninja and Emperor
Mad Scientist and Creature
Teacher and Principal
Farmer and Debt Collector
Cartoonist and Agent
Electrician and Customer
Singer and Pianist
Art Teacher and Student
Gravedigger and Priest
Priest and Father of the Bride
Singer and Infatuated Fan
Actor and Camera Operator
Android and Creator
Dealer and Gambler
Surgeon and Orderly
Kitchen Hands
Swordsmith and Queen
Teachers
Archaeologists
God and St.Peter
Superhero and Supervillain
Jockey and Trainer
Masseuse and Client
Receptionist and Boss
Flight Attendant and Air Marshal
Valet and Butler
Cowboys
Lion Tamer and Magician
Lumberjack and Protester
Sculptor and Model
Dogcatcher and Dog Owner
Sheriff and Marshal
Detective and Suspect
Assassin and Client
Fashion Designer and Model
Hunter and Photographer
Ship Captain and Pirate
Alien and Scientist
Athletes
Factory Worker and Boss
Teacher and Relief Teacher
Musician and Song-writer
Wizard and Queen
Kidnapper and Prisoner
Mad Scientist and Assistant
Santa and Mrs.Claus
Soldier and Officer
Cop and Police Captain
Wedding Planner and Groom
Athlete and Coach
Dentists
Golfer and Greenkeeper
Cat and Kitten
Actor and Stunt Double
Swordsmith and King
Astronaut and Alien
Concierge and Guest
Loan Shark and Customer
Fan and Roadie
Undertaker and Embalmer
Piano Teacher and Student
Dancer and Dance Instructor
Gladiator and Caesar
Assassins
Author and Muse
Aliens
Bar Staff and Bouncer
Stockbroker and Client
Ship Captain and Cabin Boy
Writer and Director
Robots
Mother of the Bride and Priest
Priest and Sinner
Inventors
Librarian and Child
Prison Inmate and Guard
Magician and Ringmaster
Football Player and Coach
Knight and Archer
Babysitter and Child
Flight Attendant and Passenger
Groom and Nanny
Chef and Fry Cook
Veterinarian and Pet Owner
Park Ranger and Hiker
Mob Boss and Bar Owner
Mechanic and Boss
Home Owner and Prospective Buyer
Dog Owners
Teacher and Teacher Aide
Optometrist and Customer
Photographer and Model
Dictator and Mercenary
Drug Dealer and Cop
Prison Inmates
Lifeguard and Drunk
Owner and Pet
Cat and Bird
Hunter and Trapper
Bar Owner and Lounge Singer
Ship Captain and First Mate
Diver and Merman
Mother of the Groom and Bride
Author and Publisher
Charity Volunteer and Philanthropist
Doorman and Guest
Sheriff and Schoolmarm
Orderly and Intern
Singer and Drummer
An Elderly Couple
Football Player and Nerd
Director and Camera Operator
Assassin and Queen
Private Investigator and Client
Tourist and Pickpocket
Interior Designer and Client
Sheepshearer and Shepherd
French Teacher and Student
Office Workers
Fashion Designer and Client
Guard and Messenger
Gardener and Groom
Tightrope Walker and Trapeze Artist
Ticket Collector and Passenger
Priest and Beggar
Taxidermist and Bereaved Pet Owner
Actor and Agent
Alien and Human
Butcher and Customer
Computer Programmer and Manager
Chef and Wine Steward
Jailer and Condemned Prisoner
Pilot and Air Marshal
Cat and Rat
Dictator and Wife
Soldier and Deserter
Ninjas
Camera Operator and Makeup Artist
Prison Inmate and Gang Leader
God and Devil
Ship Captain and Sailor
Author and Editor
Priest and Mother of the Bride
Sheriff and Bandit
Bar Staff and Piano Player
Robot and Creator
Janitor and Parent
Ghost and Ghostbuster
Gas Station Attendant and Customer
Strong Man and Bearded Lady
Nanny and Parent
Gardener and Maid
Priest and Choir Singer
Nurse and Hospital Administrator
Santa and Reindeer Keeper
Singing Teacher and Student
Chef and Food Critic
Superhero and Sidekick
Psychiatrist and Client
Inventor and Investor
Gas Station Attendant and Robber
Mob Boss and Underling
Game Show Host and Producer
Archer and Guard
Actor and Director
Bellhop and Guest
Detective and Coroner
Jockey and Veterinarian
Lifeguard and Beachgoer
Artist and Gallery Owner
Exotic Dancer and DJ
Farmer and Veterinarian
Fan and Singer
Father of the Bride and Priest
Butler and Gamekeeper
Janitor and Principal
Ringmaster and Tightrope Walker
Flight Attendant and Hijacker
Private Investigator and Cop
Magician and Child
Assassin and Ruler
Jeweler and Customer
English Teacher and Student
Alien and Kid
Accountant and Client
Hospital Administrator and Nurse
Wizard and Messenger
Bus Driver and Passenger
Soldiers
Scientist and Test Subject
Lion Tamer and Trapeze Artist
Mob Boss and Cop
Actor and Teacher
Gardener and Nanny
Inventor and Child
Ship Captain and Child
Bridesmaid and Priest
Manicurist and Client
Comedian and Bar Staff
Diver and Mermaid
Steward and Customer
Private Investigator and Informant
Guitarist and Drummer
Assassin and Victim
Ringmaster and Trapeze Artist
Surgeon and Patient
Angel and Demon
Swordsmith and Princess
Aristocrat and Housekeeper
Sheriff and Mayor
Mother of the Bride and Father of the Groom
Actor and Makeup Artist
Shoe Shop Assistant and Customer
Detective and Beat Cop
Dietician and Client
Swimmer and Coach
Bar Staff and DJ
Superhero and Mayor
Bodyguard and Politician
Archer and King
Ventriloquist and Child
Saxophonist and Pianist
Intern and Nurse
Acrobat and Tightrope Walker
Bridesmaid and Father of the Bride
Pilot and Co-pilot
Groom and Valet
Mechanic and Customer
Author and Agent
Camera Operator and Director
Poet and Muse
Chef and Health Inspector
Comedian and Bouncer
Gondolier and Passenger
Bank Manager and Client
Farmer and Farmhand
Swordsmith and Thief
Maths Tutor and Student
Innkeeper and Guest
Nurse and Surgeon
Singer and Band Manager
Lion Tamer and Bearded Lady
Priest and Atheist
Superhero and Police Chief
Murderer and Ghost
Locksmith and Customer
Ship Captain and Botanist
Drug Dealer and Customer
Tourist and Tour Guide
Machinist and Boss
Chef and Maître D'
DJ and Bouncer
Fortune-teller and Client
Queen and Court Jester
Flight Attendant and Co-pilot
Priest and Rabbi
Roadie and Bass Guitarist
Bearded Lady and Clown
Director and Producer
Orderly and Doctor
Used Car Salesperson and Customer
Tourist and Shop Owner
Mother of the Groom and Mother of the Bride
Bouncer and Gambler
Exterminator and Client
Teachers
Cop and Detective
Butler and Groom
Saxophonist and Bass Guitarist
Camera Operator and Writer
Piano Player and Exotic Dancer
Musician and Sound Technician
Dance Teacher and Student
Lion Tamer and Ringmaster
Sheriff and Outlaw
Bride and Best Man
Antique Dealer and Customer
Doctor and Nurse
Swordsmith and Knight
Knight and Court Jester
Masseur and Client
Receptionist and Boss
Strong Man and Lion Tamer
Hotelier and Guest
Mob Boss and Police Captain
Nanny and Butler
Pet Shop Worker and Customer
Band Manager and Drummer
Hospital Administrator and Orderly
DJ and Bar Owner
Flight Attendant and Captain
Science Tutor and Student
Receptionist and Customer
Bridesmaid and Mother of the Groom
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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