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You are what you eat.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
The bigger, the better.
Love is blind.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
There's one born every minute.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
Once bitten, twice shy.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Moderation in all things.
Let well alone.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
All good things come to those that wait.
Less said, soon mended.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
The best is the enemy of the good.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
Variety is the spice of life.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
A stitch in time saves nine.
Persuasion is better than force.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
Pearls of wisdom.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
Seek and you shall find.
It's best to be on the safe side.
Every dog has its day.
It's the singer not the song.
All things must pass.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
Never go to bed on an argument.
Quid pro quo.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
Let the buyer beware.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
Still waters run deep.
Money isn't everything.
Every stick has two ends.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
Tomorrow never comes.
East, west, home's best.
You are never too old to learn.
Appearances can be deceptive.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
More haste, less speed.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
Once a thief, always a thief.
First things first.
First come, first served.
Even a worm will turn.
Money is the root of all evil.
Cold hands, warm heart.
A word to the wise is enough.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
Good fences make good neighbours.
There's no fool like an old fool.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Better late than never.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
The customer is always right.
Physician, heal thyself.
Children and fools tell the truth.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
There's no time like the present.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
It goes without saying.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
Practice makes perfect.
Walls have ears.
A picture paints a thousand words.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
Paddle your own canoe.
A new broom sweeps clean.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
If the cap fits, wear it.
Slow but sure.
Blue are the hills that are far away.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
A golden key can open any door.
All good things must come to an end.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
There's safety in numbers.
Christmas comes but once a year.
Ignorance is bliss.
The best things in life are free.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
Home is where the heart is.
Every picture tells a story.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
Money makes the world go round.
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Youth is wasted on the young.
An army marches on its stomach.
A thing begun is half done.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
Two heads are better than one.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
No man can serve two masters.
It's all grist to the mill.
The wages of sin is death.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Knowledge is power.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Always put your best foot forward.
You can have too much of a good thing.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
Live and let live.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Let bygones be bygones.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
All publicity is good publicity.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
Small things amuse small minds.
What goes around comes around.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Learn to walk before you run.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
No rest for the wicked.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
The leopard does not change his spots.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
First impressions are the most lasting.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Any port in a storm.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Honesty is the best policy.
A bad penny always turns up.
Charity begins at home.
Go the extra mile.
Time and tide wait for no one.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
While there is life, there is hope.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
The exception which proves the rule.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
Crime doesn't pay.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
The more the merrier.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
Better safe than sorry.
Waste not, want not.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
Truth will out.
Less is more.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Nothing succeeds like success.
All the world loves a lover.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
In the midst of life we are in death.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
A miss is as good as a mile.
Different strokes for different folks.
An man's home is his castle.
A house is not a home.
God helps those who help themselves.
One hand washes the other.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
It ain't over, till it's over.
A man is known by his friends.
Put your best foot forward.
Each to their own.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
A person is known by the company they keep.
The early bird gets the worm.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
A poor worker blames the tools.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
The end justifies the means.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
Do as I say, not as I do.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Time flies.
Give the Devil his due.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
There's a time and a place for everything.
You can't take it with you.
Make hay while the sun shines.
Practice what you preach.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Seize the day.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Don't throw good money after bad.
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
Blood is thicker than water.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
Haste makes waste.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
The age of miracles is past.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
Faith will move mountains.
A cat may look at a king.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
Possession is nine points of the law.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
Enough is enough.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
There's no smoke without fire.
Half a loaf is better than none.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
Love makes the world go round.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
Make haste slowly.
If you can't be good, be careful.
Opposites attract.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
It's better to give than to receive.
The best defence is a good offence.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
Good talk saves the food.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
There is honour among thieves.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
Hope springs eternal.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
For everything there is a season.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
Fight fire with fire.
Forgive and forget.
There is no accounting for tastes.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
Bad news travels fast.
Like father, like son.
To every thing there is a season.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
Patience is a virtue.
Another day, another dollar.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Beauty is only skin deep.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
Curiosity killed the cat.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
A fish always rots from the head.
You can't make bricks without straw.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Shrouds have no pockets.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
Hide in plain sight.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Never tell tales out of school.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Look before you leap.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
Keep your chin up.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Time is a great healer.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Make love not war.
Big fish eat little fish.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
You can't win them all.
You can't always get what you want.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
Might is right.
Count your blessings.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
No news is good news.
Children should be seen and not heard.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
Life begins at forty.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
When one door shuts, another opens.
One swallow does not a summer make.
Needs must when the devil drives.
History repeats itself.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
Easy come, easy go.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
Misery loves company.
Nothing new under the sun.
Silence is golden.
It takes two to tango.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
Manners maketh the man.
Little pitchers have big ears.
All roads lead to Rome.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
One good deed deserves another.
Great minds think alike.
The Devil is in the details.
Don't get mad, get even.
Fight the good fight.
The pen is mightier than sword.
You win some, you lose some.
What can't be cured must be endured.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
No pain, no gain.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
Live and learn.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
Business before pleasure.
Good things come to those who wait.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
It takes a thief to catch a thief .
To err is human; to forgive divine.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
Wonders will never cease.
A cat has nine lives.
It's never too late to mend.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
Horses for courses.
Beware the Ides of March.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
Accidents will happen.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Oil and water don't mix.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
It takes one to know one.
There are two sides to every question.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Grief divided is made lighter.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
All that glitters is not gold.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
He who hesitates is lost.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Nine tailors make a man.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
All's fair in love and war.
One law for the rich and another law for the poor.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
Tomorrow is another day.
Actions speak louder than words.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
Only fools and horses work.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
The Devil looks after his own.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Get out while the getting is good.
There's an exception to every rule.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
Share and share alike.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
To the victor go the spoils.
Third time lucky.
Revenge is sweet.
What goes up must come down.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
Let the dead bury the dead.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
Love will find a way.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Handsome is as handsome does.
It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.
Life is what you make it.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
A leopard can't change its spots.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
Clothes do not make the man.
Forewarned is forearmed.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Speak as you find.
It never rains but it pours.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
Enough is as good as a feast.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
The truth will out.
Time is money.
Man does not live by bread alone.
Don't change horses in midstream.
The show must go on.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Seeing is believing.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
Fortune favours the brave.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
A dog is a man's best friend.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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