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Money talks.

Never speak ill of the dead.

There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.

There are two sides to every question.

A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.

First come, first served.

The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

Don't put the cart before the horse.

Hope springs eternal.

You reap what you sow.

Love thy neighbour as thyself.

Great oaks from little acorns grow.

Good fences make good neighbours.

A soft answer turneth away wrath.

Everyone has their price.

Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.

There's no place like home.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Crime doesn't pay.

Rain before seven, fine before eleven.

Less said, soon mended.

Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

A good beginning makes a good ending.

Children should be seen and not heard.

Fire is a good servant but a bad master.

Only the good die young.

There's no time like the present.

Put your best foot forward.

The Devil looks after his own.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.

Silence is golden.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

There's no fool like an old fool.

You can't get blood out of a stone.

Many are called, but few are chosen.

Charity covers a multitude of sins.

Every stick has two ends.

Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.

Like father, like son.

Less is more.

Where there is smoke there is fire.

Make haste slowly.

Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Every picture tells a story.

Life's not all beer and skittles.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

Live and let live.

Home is where the heart is.

Attack is the best form of defence.

A cat has nine lives.

Live and learn.

They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.

The bigger, the better.

Never tell tales out of school.

To live by the sword is to die by the sword.

There's no smoke without fire.

Hard work never did anyone any harm.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.

Oil and water don't mix.

It takes two to tango.

Into every life a little rain must fall.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Enough is enough.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Cold hands, warm heart.

No rest for the wicked.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.

The age of miracles is past.

Never go to bed on an argument.

Variety is the spice of life.

A house is not a home.

There are none so blind as those, that will not see.

Many a true word is spoken in jest.

A good man is hard to find.

While there is life, there is hope.

Money doesn't grow on trees.

Many hands make light work.

The best things in life are free.

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

If the cap fits, wear it.

Charity begins at home.

Don't burn your bridges behind you.

Love will find a way.

Don't upset the apple-cart.

It takes a thief to catch a thief.

You pays your money and you takes your choice.

Don't test the depth of water with both feet.

Time and tide wait for no one.

What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.

Horses for courses.

Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.

Don't meet troubles half-way.

One law for the rich and another law for the poor.

It's all grist to the mill.

One man's meat is another man's poison.

Feed a cold and starve a fever.

Once a thief, always a thief.

Moderation in all things.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Business before pleasure.

If you can't be good, be careful.

Fair exchange is no robbery.

Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.

Needs must when the devil drives.

Between two stools one falls to the ground.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.

If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

You can't see the forest for the trees.

Seize the day.

Virtue is its own reward.

Beat swords into ploughshares.

No news is good news.

Birds of a feather flock together.

You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.

There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.

Every dog has its day.

Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.

It's never too late to mend.

The best is the enemy of the good.

To the victor go the spoils.

There but for the grace of God, go I.

Practice makes perfect.

Who pays the piper, calls the tune.

Time will tell.

Knowledge is power.

The customer is always right.

All roads lead to Rome.

There are plenty more fish in the sea.

Let the punishment fit the crime.

A bad penny always turns up.

The bread always falls buttered side down.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

An idle brain is the devil's workshop.

All things must pass.

Cheats never prosper.

Finders keepers, losers weepers.

Wonders will never cease.

Do as I say, not as I do.

A stitch in time saves nine.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

While the cat's away, the mice will play.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.

Penny wise and pound foolish.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Nine tailors make a man.

A rising tide lifts all boats.

Walls have ears.

Manners maketh the man.

To every thing there is a season.

Don't rock the boat.

Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.

From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.

Only fools and horses work.

Haste makes waste.

A picture paints a thousand words.

If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.

It takes one to know one.

No pain, no gain.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

Fight the good fight.

A fish always rots from the head.

Better late than never.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

Once bitten, twice shy.

Let the dead bury the dead.

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

The Devil has all the best tunes.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Go the extra mile.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

You can't judge a book by its cover.

Money makes the world go round.

Beauty is only skin deep.

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.

In the midst of life we are in death.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

Patience is a virtue.

You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.

Blood is thicker than water.

A problem shared is a problem halved.

The truth will out.

A prophet is not recognized in his own land.

Out of sight, out of mind.

Faith will move mountains.

As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.

One swallow does not a summer make.

Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.

Life is what you make it.

Fortune favours the brave.

Hide in plain sight.

Life is just a bowl of cherries.

Accidents will happen.

Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.

All the world loves a lover.

Don't mix business with pleasure.

Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.

Hindsight is twenty-twenty.

Big fish eat little fish.

Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.

To err is human; to forgive divine.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

Ask no questions and hear no lies.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

Opposites attract.

It's the singer not the song.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Love makes the world go round.

A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

Strike while the iron is hot.

A dog is a man's best friend.

Bread always falls buttered side down.

Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

In for a penny, in for a pound.

It takes a thief to catch a thief .

Different strokes for different folks.

What can't be cured must be endured.

Grief divided is made lighter.

Clothes do not make the man.

Actions speak louder than words.

Man does not live by bread alone.

You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.

Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

Learn to walk before you run.

Slow and steady wins the race.

Tell the truth and shame the Devil.

No man is an island.

Adversity makes strange bedfellows.

There's none so blind as those who will not see.

You can have too much of a good thing.

A word to the wise is enough.

All's well that ends well.

One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.

If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.

Two is company, but three's a crowd.

Let not the sun go down on your wrath.

It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.

All that glitters is not gold.

Time is a great healer.

A drowning man will clutch at a straw.

Don't let the grass grow under your feet.

In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

Don't blow your own trumpet.

Pearls of wisdom.

Youth is wasted on the young.

It's no use crying over spilt milk.

Laughter is the best medicine.

Barking dogs seldom bite.

Empty bags cannot stand upright.

There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.

Don't get mad, get even.

Persuasion is better than force.

It's easy to be wise after the event.

Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.

Faint heart never won fair lady.

Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.

You win some, you lose some.

Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.

It takes all sorts to make a world.

Don't bite off more than you can chew.

To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.

Good things come in small packages.

It takes two to make a quarrel.

There's safety in numbers.

Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.

A new broom sweeps clean.

The show must go on.

Seeing is believing.

April showers bring forth May flowers.

Beware the Ides of March.

Look before you leap.

Paddle your own canoe.

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

Get out while the getting is good.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

Tomorrow never comes.

An army marches on its stomach.

The exception which proves the rule.

He who hesitates is lost.

What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

Shrouds have no pockets.

Set a thief to catch a thief.

Keep your chin up.

Time flies.

It's better to wear out, than to rust.

Half a loaf is better than none.

Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

There is honour among thieves.

Still waters run deep.

East is east, and west is west.

The wages of sin is death.

Always put your best foot forward.

It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.

Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.

Fine words butter no parsnips.

You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

Failing to plan, is planning to fail.

Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.

Know which side your bread is buttered.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Waste not, want not.

It ain't over, till it's over.

'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

You can't take it with you.

If you play with fire, you will get burnt.

Pride comes before a fall.

The more the merrier.

Slow but sure.

Third time lucky.

Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.

Don't sweat the small stuff.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.

When the cat's away the mice will play.

Seek and you shall find.

Marry in haste, repent at leisure.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

All you need is love.

Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.

One person's trash is another person's treasure.

Forgive and forget.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.

Don't let the cat out of the bag.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Good things come to those who wait.

Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.

Forewarned is forearmed.

For everything there is a season.

Easy come, easy go.

Physician, heal thyself.

Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.

All's fair in love and war.

Might is right.

Judge not, that ye be not judged.

Ignorance is bliss.

The bottom line is the bottom line.

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Curiosity killed the cat.

March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.

Count your blessings.

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

A person is known by the company they keep.

Another day, another dollar.

Procrastination is the thief of time.

Great minds think alike.

A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

One good deed deserves another.

Keep your powder dry.

Any port in a storm.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Appearances can be deceptive.

There is no accounting for tastes.

Give the Devil his due.

Fall seven times. Stand up eight.

Beggars can't be choosers.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Make hay while the sun shines.

Let the buyer beware.

Silence construes consent.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.

Each to their own.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Discretion is the better part of valour.

Money is the root of all evil.

First things first.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Dead men tell no tales.

A miss is as good as a mile.

Talk is cheap.

Don't cast pearls before swine.

It's best to be on the safe side.

If anything can go wrong, it will.

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

Cowards die many times before their deaths.

It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.

If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.

An empty vessel makes much noise.

A watched pot never boils.

Two heads are better than one.

Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.

Don't shoot the messenger.

The leopard does not change his spots.

When in Rome, do as Romans do.

Good talk saves the food.

First impressions are the most lasting.

He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.

A little of what you fancy does you good.

The end justifies the means.

A man is known by his friends.

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

Put your shoulder to the wheel.

Bad news travels fast.

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

Softly, softly, catchee monkey.

The early bird gets the worm.

You are never too old to learn.

A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.

Fight fire with fire.

Stupid is as stupid does.

An man's home is his castle.

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

It's always darkest just before the dawn.

If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.

A thing begun is half done.

Let well alone.

Love is blind.

The darkest hour is just before the dawn.

Love of money is the root of all evil.

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

Better safe than sorry.

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

Necessity is the mother of all invention.

Cross the stream where it is shallowest.

Nothing succeeds like success.

A golden key can open any door.

Possession is nine points of the law.

You can't always get what you want.

It's the empty can that makes the most noise.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

More haste, less speed.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

You can't make bricks without straw.

Truth will out.

All publicity is good publicity.

Quid pro quo.

As you sow, so you shall reap.

The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

Blessed are the peacemakers.

Fish and guests smell after three days.

Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.

Little strokes fell great oaks.

There's one born every minute.

Don't wash your dirty linen in public.

Adversity and loss make a man wise.

Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.

No man can serve two masters.

One hand washes the other.

It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

Don't put new wine into old bottles.

Cut your coat to suit your cloth.

Worrying never did anyone any good.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Don't change horses in midstream.

One swallow does not a summer make.

Jack of all trades, master of none.

Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.

Work expands so as to fill the time available.

The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

Nothing new under the sun.

Practice what you preach.

Why keep a dog and bark yourself?

East, west, home's best.

What goes around comes around.

Bad money drives out good.

Distance lends enchantment to the view.

Honesty is the best policy.

Time is money.

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.

Enough is as good as a feast.

Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.

An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.

When one door shuts, another opens.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

A cat may look at a king.

He who laughs last, laughs longest.

Life begins at forty.

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