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Time is a great healer.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
The best things in life are free.
Share and share alike.
Practice what you preach.
The leopard does not change his spots.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Count your blessings.
Opposites attract.
A fish always rots from the head.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
Less said, soon mended.
Children and fools tell the truth.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
When one door shuts, another opens.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Actions speak louder than words.
All publicity is good publicity.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
One good deed deserves another.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
A miss is as good as a mile.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
Virtue is its own reward.
Haste makes waste.
There is no accounting for tastes.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
You can't win them all.
Possession is nine points of the law.
The pen is mightier than sword.
To the victor go the spoils.
Make love not war.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Speak as you find.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
A dog is a man's best friend.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Let well alone.
What goes up must come down.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Better safe than sorry.
Any port in a storm.
There are two sides to every question.
Nine tailors make a man.
All that glitters is not gold.
Big fish eat little fish.
Bad news travels fast.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Give the Devil his due.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
Might is right.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
Revenge is sweet.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
It's never too late to mend.
No rest for the wicked.
You can't make bricks without straw.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
A cat may look at a king.
Waste not, want not.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
Tomorrow never comes.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
A picture paints a thousand words.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
All you need is love.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
While there is life, there is hope.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
The customer is always right.
Go the extra mile.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
Misery loves company.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
Let the dead bury the dead.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
Marriages are made in heaven.
The show must go on.
It ain't over, till it's over.
Children should be seen and not heard.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
Enough is as good as a feast.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
Blue are the hills that are far away.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
A person is known by the company they keep.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Each to their own.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
The exception which proves the rule.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
Even a worm will turn.
What goes around comes around.
Fortune favours the brave.
Many hands make light work.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
Never tell tales out of school.
Forewarned is forearmed.
Manners maketh the man.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
The more the merrier.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
All the world loves a lover.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
If you build it, they will come.
A word to the wise is enough.
The Devil looks after his own.
Curiosity killed the cat.
Patience is a virtue.
Easy come, easy go.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Attack is the best form of defence.
Physician, heal thyself.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
All things must pass.
The end justifies the means.
A poor worker blames the tools.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
Hope springs eternal.
Youth is wasted on the young.
Make hay while the sun shines.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
Good talk saves the food.
He who hesitates is lost.
A cat has nine lives.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
Small things amuse small minds.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
More haste, less speed.
If you can't be good, be careful.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
Silence is golden.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
Don't change horses in midstream.
Strike while the iron is hot.
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
Nothing succeeds like success.
A watched pot never boils.
The Devil is in the details.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
No man can serve two masters.
There's no place like home.
It's all grist to the mill.
If the cap fits, wear it.
Good things come in small packages.
Silence construes consent.
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
Variety is the spice of life.
One law for the rich and another law for the poor.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
Little pitchers have big ears.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
Life begins at forty.
Let bygones be bygones.
An man's home is his castle.
Clothes do not make the man.
You can have too much of a good thing.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Knowledge is power.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
It's better to give than to receive.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
There is honour among thieves.
It takes one to know one.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
First impressions are the most lasting.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
God helps those who help themselves.
Slow but sure.
East is east, and west is west.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
All's well that ends well.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
A stitch in time saves nine.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
No news is good news.
History repeats itself.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
Put your best foot forward.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
You are what you eat.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Charity begins at home.
Live and learn.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Ignorance is bliss.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
Seek and you shall find.
Paddle your own canoe.
For everything there is a season.
There's no time like the present.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
No man is an island.
A thing begun is half done.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
All roads lead to Rome.
You win some, you lose some.
Don't throw good money after bad.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
One swallow does not a summer make.
Honesty is the best policy.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
Business before pleasure.
There's no fool like an old fool.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Beware the Ides of March.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
Every stick has two ends.
Great minds think alike.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
One hand washes the other.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
Love is blind.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
Tomorrow is another day.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
Do as I say, not as I do.
The bigger, the better.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Pearls of wisdom.
It takes two to tango.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
The best-laid plans go astray.
Bad money drives out good.
Give credit where credit is due.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
Never give a sucker an even break.
The best is the enemy of the good.
You are never too old to learn.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Make haste slowly.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
It's always darkest just before the dawn.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
Money makes the world go round.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
There's one born every minute.
No pain, no gain.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
Seize the day.
Persuasion is better than force.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
There's no smoke without fire.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
A leopard can't change its spots.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Home is where the heart is.
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
Everyone has their price.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
A bad penny always turns up.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
It's best to be on the safe side.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Only the good die young.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
A golden key can open any door.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
Enough is enough.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
Time flies.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
Money talks.
East, west, home's best.
Beauty is only skin deep.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Still waters run deep.
Third time lucky.
Keep your powder dry.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
Every dog has its day.
First come, first served.
All good things must come to an end.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
Crime doesn't pay.
Practice makes perfect.
Half a loaf is better than none.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
Horses for courses.
Money isn't everything.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.
Hide in plain sight.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
Quid pro quo.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Less is more.
Seeing is believing.
Truth will out.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Moderation in all things.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
Life is what you make it.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
It never rains but it pours.
Learn to walk before you run.
Time and tide wait for no one.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Grief divided is made lighter.
An army marches on its stomach.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
Let the buyer beware.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
Oil and water don't mix.
A house is not a home.
Look before you leap.
You reap what you sow.
There's a time and a place for everything.
Another day, another dollar.
It goes without saying.
Like father, like son.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
The early bird gets the worm.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
Never go to bed on an argument.
Cheats never prosper.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
Nothing new under the sun.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
Once bitten, twice shy.
Don't get mad, get even.
Fight fire with fire.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Walls have ears.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
Accidents will happen.
The best defence is a good offence.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
To every thing there is a season.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Christmas comes but once a year.
Fight the good fight.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
Always put your best foot forward.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
Good things come to those who wait.
A good man is hard to find.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
There's an exception to every rule.
You can't take it with you.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Money is the root of all evil.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
Different strokes for different folks.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
Man does not live by bread alone.
What can't be cured must be endured.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
The age of miracles is past.
It takes a thief to catch a thief .
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
There's safety in numbers.
Every picture tells a story.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
The wages of sin is death.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
Don't rock the boat.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
Faith will move mountains.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
Live and let live.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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