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Love thy neighbour as thyself.

There's no place like home.

Fair exchange is no robbery.

One person's trash is another person's treasure.

One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

Life is what you make it.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.

The apple never falls far from the tree.

He who hesitates is lost.

Barking dogs seldom bite.

Truth will out.

Might is right.

Many are called, but few are chosen.

Nine tailors make a man.

Softly, softly, catchee monkey.

Time and tide wait for no one.

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

The best things in life are free.

In the midst of life we are in death.

Hindsight is twenty-twenty.

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Seeing is believing.

March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.

Blood is thicker than water.

Slow and steady wins the race.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.

Don't upset the apple-cart.

The darkest hour is just before the dawn.

Practice what you preach.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

The best defence is a good offence.

Cowards die many times before their deaths.

Needs must when the devil drives.

You are what you eat.

Each to their own.

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

More haste, less speed.

Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.

A thing begun is half done.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Crime doesn't pay.

East is east, and west is west.

Why keep a dog and bark yourself?

What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.

Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.

It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

It's better to wear out, than to rust.

A stitch in time saves nine.

Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.

A new broom sweeps clean.

Honesty is the best policy.

A good beginning makes a good ending.

Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.

Fortune favours the brave.

The Devil has all the best tunes.

Count your blessings.

Home is where the heart is.

To every thing there is a season.

Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.

Life's not all beer and skittles.

A golden key can open any door.

A man is known by his friends.

Set a thief to catch a thief.

If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.

Little strokes fell great oaks.

A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.

You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.

There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.

You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.

Nothing new under the sun.

Accidents will happen.

You can't see the forest for the trees.

Less is more.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

You win some, you lose some.

There's safety in numbers.

Third time lucky.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

When in Rome, do as Romans do.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Keep your chin up.

All good things must come to an end.

Share and share alike.

It's easy to be wise after the event.

There's no fool like an old fool.

Hide in plain sight.

Enough is as good as a feast.

Nothing succeeds like success.

Let not the sun go down on your wrath.

The end justifies the means.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

Love is blind.

Love makes the world go round.

Paddle your own canoe.

There's none so blind as those who will not see.

There's no smoke without fire.

The customer is always right.

Don't mix business with pleasure.

Strike while the iron is hot.

A place for everything and everything in its place.

Big fish eat little fish.

Never go to bed on an argument.

Everyone has their price.

The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.

No man can serve two masters.

Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.

Cold hands, warm heart.

Empty bags cannot stand upright.

Silence construes consent.

You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

A cat may look at a king.

Look before you leap.

You can't make bricks without straw.

Never give a sucker an even break.

In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.

You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.

It's always darkest just before the dawn.

No pain, no gain.

April showers bring forth May flowers.

Make hay while the sun shines.

You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.

Make love not war.

Charity covers a multitude of sins.

It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.

A cat has nine lives.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

Only fools and horses work.

You reap what you sow.

Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.

All you need is love.

Great minds think alike.

You can't take it with you.

One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.

It's no use crying over spilt milk.

Never tell tales out of school.

Every picture tells a story.

If you build it, they will come.

Procrastination is the thief of time.

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

Adversity and loss make a man wise.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

A dog is a man's best friend.

Never speak ill of the dead.

Familiarity breeds contempt.

Let the punishment fit the crime.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Laughter is the best medicine.

You can't always get what you want.

Better late than never.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

To the victor go the spoils.

It ain't over, till it's over.

Cross the stream where it is shallowest.

Many hands make light work.

Don't blow your own trumpet.

A fish always rots from the head.

Small things amuse small minds.

The early bird gets the worm.

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

The leopard does not change his spots.

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

You can have too much of a good thing.

Money doesn't grow on trees.

A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.

Horses for courses.

All that glitters is not gold.

Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.

The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Don't wash your dirty linen in public.

He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.

Patience is a virtue.

Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.

Ask no questions and hear no lies.

Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.

Grief divided is made lighter.

Talk is cheap.

Fight the good fight.

Live and let live.

When the cat's away the mice will play.

Don't put new wine into old bottles.

A little of what you fancy does you good.

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

Speak as you find.

It takes all sorts to make a world.

One swallow does not a summer make.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.

Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.

It takes one to know one.

There's one born every minute.

Don't throw good money after bad.

If the cap fits, wear it.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

There are plenty more fish in the sea.

There's a time and a place for everything.

Wonders will never cease.

What goes up must come down.

God helps those who help themselves.

All's well that ends well.

Keep your powder dry.

Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.

Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.

The bigger, the better.

Put your best foot forward.

Bad news travels fast.

A house is not a home.

Great oaks from little acorns grow.

Appearances can be deceptive.

Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.

Don't cast pearls before swine.

Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.

The bottom line is the bottom line.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Good fences make good neighbours.

If you play with fire, you will get burnt.

Pearls of wisdom.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Waste not, want not.

Beat swords into ploughshares.

Seek and you shall find.

Every dog has its day.

Give the Devil his due.

Time is money.

Don't meet troubles half-way.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

There but for the grace of God, go I.

You are never too old to learn.

If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.

Don't let the grass grow under your feet.

Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.

Pride comes before a fall.

Revenge is sweet.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

One man's meat is another man's poison.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.

Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.

It never rains but it pours.

Clothes do not make the man.

If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.

A watched pot never boils.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

Fall seven times. Stand up eight.

Live and learn.

There is no accounting for tastes.

Love will find a way.

Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.

While the cat's away, the mice will play.

Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.

Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.

It takes a thief to catch a thief .

There are two sides to every question.

It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

An army marches on its stomach.

Money isn't everything.

He who laughs last, laughs longest.

Once a thief, always a thief.

Any port in a storm.

It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.

A person is known by the company they keep.

Worrying never did anyone any good.

East, west, home's best.

It's all grist to the mill.

Let bygones be bygones.

An man's home is his castle.

While there is life, there is hope.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Fight fire with fire.

There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.

The Devil is in the details.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

Finders keepers, losers weepers.

No rest for the wicked.

Many a true word is spoken in jest.

Where there is smoke there is fire.

It's better to give than to receive.

Every stick has two ends.

Forewarned is forearmed.

It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

Fine words butter no parsnips.

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

Life begins at forty.

First impressions are the most lasting.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Adversity makes strange bedfellows.

He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.

Marriages are made in heaven.

Actions speak louder than words.

Penny wise and pound foolish.

Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.

Different strokes for different folks.

Less said, soon mended.

There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.

A problem shared is a problem halved.

Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.

Time flies.

Cheats never prosper.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

You pays your money and you takes your choice.

If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

The age of miracles is past.

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.

Silence is golden.

It's best to be on the safe side.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Time will tell.

Nothing is certain but death and taxes.

If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.

Physician, heal thyself.

Let the dead bury the dead.

No news is good news.

The exception which proves the rule.

Failing to plan, is planning to fail.

Seize the day.

Good things come to those who wait.

Learn to walk before you run.

A picture paints a thousand words.

Tomorrow never comes.

Don't sweat the small stuff.

Don't rock the boat.

For everything there is a season.

It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.

Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.

Blessed are the peacemakers.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

A word to the wise is enough.

The Devil makes work for idle hands.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

A rising tide lifts all boats.

It's the empty can that makes the most noise.

Out of sight, out of mind.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.

To live by the sword is to die by the sword.

Opposites attract.

Persuasion is better than force.

Children should be seen and not heard.

What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

Bread always falls buttered side down.

Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.

One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.

Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

Quid pro quo.

Still waters run deep.

All the world loves a lover.

Children and fools tell the truth.

Robbing Peter to pay Paul.

Slow but sure.

The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.

Manners maketh the man.

Attack is the best form of defence.

Possession is nine points of the law.

What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.

As you sow, so you shall reap.

Moderation in all things.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Blue are the hills that are far away.

Go the extra mile.

A drowning man will clutch at a straw.

Even a worm will turn.

Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.

Put your shoulder to the wheel.

Tell the truth and shame the Devil.

One good deed deserves another.

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.

The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.

All's fair in love and war.

Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

Don't change horses in midstream.

The show must go on.

Cut your coat to suit your cloth.

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

Hard work never did anyone any harm.

One law for the rich and another law for the poor.

Dead men tell no tales.

Stupid is as stupid does.

As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.

Virtue is its own reward.

If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.

The more the merrier.

The longest journey starts with a single step.

Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.

What can't be cured must be endured.

Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.

To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.

It takes a thief to catch a thief.

Knowledge is power.

Do as I say, not as I do.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

Watch the doughnut, not the hole.

The wages of sin is death.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

There's no time like the present.

History repeats itself.

Let well alone.

Easy come, easy go.

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

Money makes the world go round.

Practice makes perfect.

Only the good die young.

A prophet is not recognized in his own land.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Bad money drives out good.

Who pays the piper, calls the tune.

They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

You can't win them all.

Don't let the cat out of the bag.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.

Into every life a little rain must fall.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Two is company, but three's a crowd.

Hope springs eternal.

Let the buyer beware.

An idle brain is the devil's workshop.

Don't get mad, get even.

When one door shuts, another opens.

'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Between two stools one falls to the ground.

It takes two to make a quarrel.

All publicity is good publicity.

Make haste slowly.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

Shrouds have no pockets.

Rain before seven, fine before eleven.

Forgive and forget.

Enough is enough.

Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Tomorrow is another day.

Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

Variety is the spice of life.

Don't shoot the messenger.

What goes around comes around.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.

Another day, another dollar.

A bad penny always turns up.

One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.

Haste makes waste.

A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.

Beggars can't be choosers.

The best-laid plans go astray.

The Devil looks after his own.

There's an exception to every rule.

Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.

Don't test the depth of water with both feet.

You can't get blood out of a stone.

It takes two to tango.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Beauty is only skin deep.

No man is an island.

To err is human; to forgive divine.

Once bitten, twice shy.

Good talk saves the food.

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

It goes without saying.

Birds of a feather flock together.

Work expands so as to fill the time available.

It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.

All good things come to those that wait.

Marry in haste, repent at leisure.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Man does not live by bread alone.

Half a loaf is better than none.

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.

Faith will move mountains.

All things must pass.

It's never too late to mend.

Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.

An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.

An empty vessel makes much noise.

Two heads are better than one.

Little pitchers have big ears.

Don't put the cart before the horse.

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