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Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.

Forgive and forget.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

Good fences make good neighbours.

Accidents will happen.

Good things come in small packages.

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

The darkest hour is just before the dawn.

Don't change horses in midstream.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Crime doesn't pay.

Get out while the getting is good.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

There are two sides to every question.

Revenge is sweet.

To every thing there is a season.

Two heads are better than one.

You can't judge a book by its cover.

A poor worker blames the tools.

There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.

The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.

Oil and water don't mix.

From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.

A house is not a home.

Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.

Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.

It's never too late to mend.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

Better safe than sorry.

Beat swords into ploughshares.

Learn to walk before you run.

Hide in plain sight.

One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.

The bread always falls buttered side down.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.

Don't get mad, get even.

Make hay while the sun shines.

Small things amuse small minds.

Faint heart never won fair lady.

Physician, heal thyself.

Don't put new wine into old bottles.

Don't sweat the small stuff.

To err is human; to forgive divine.

March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.

Don't rock the boat.

If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Go the extra mile.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.

Finders keepers, losers weepers.

Time is a great healer.

Keep your chin up.

Blood is thicker than water.

When one door shuts, another opens.

Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.

When the cat's away the mice will play.

The best is the enemy of the good.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

The leopard does not change his spots.

In for a penny, in for a pound.

Money makes the world go round.

Hard work never did anyone any harm.

Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.

Love will find a way.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Any port in a storm.

What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.

Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.

Let the punishment fit the crime.

Let the dead bury the dead.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

All things must pass.

In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.

No news is good news.

There is no accounting for tastes.

Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.

It takes two to make a quarrel.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

There's no fool like an old fool.

Love of money is the root of all evil.

A watched pot never boils.

The bottom line is the bottom line.

Possession is nine points of the law.

The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.

Only fools and horses work.

Great minds think alike.

Walls have ears.

Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.

As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.

Love makes the world go round.

Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Seek and you shall find.

Ignorance is bliss.

If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.

First things first.

Man does not live by bread alone.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Seeing is believing.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.

East, west, home's best.

Do as I say, not as I do.

Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.

All's well that ends well.

It takes one to know one.

Adversity and loss make a man wise.

There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.

Knowledge is power.

Fine words butter no parsnips.

The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.

Let the buyer beware.

There's no time like the present.

Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.

Set a thief to catch a thief.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

Don't bite off more than you can chew.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.

If the cap fits, wear it.

There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.

Money is the root of all evil.

Nothing new under the sun.

A word to the wise is enough.

While there is life, there is hope.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

It takes a thief to catch a thief .

Don't cast pearls before swine.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.

Little pitchers have big ears.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

Let not the sun go down on your wrath.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

Manners maketh the man.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

Don't let the grass grow under your feet.

Tell the truth and shame the Devil.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

Don't let the cat out of the bag.

He who laughs last, laughs longest.

Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.

One hand washes the other.

Each to their own.

Silence construes consent.

Little strokes fell great oaks.

To live by the sword is to die by the sword.

Let well alone.

Keep your powder dry.

Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.

There's none so blind as those who will not see.

Hope springs eternal.

There's a time and a place for everything.

Look before you leap.

Actions speak louder than words.

You can't win them all.

Make love not war.

History repeats itself.

Life begins at forty.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Business before pleasure.

Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.

Variety is the spice of life.

In the midst of life we are in death.

Appearances can be deceptive.

What goes up must come down.

It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.

One man's meat is another man's poison.

Never speak ill of the dead.

Opposites attract.

Put your shoulder to the wheel.

Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.

Fish and guests smell after three days.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Less said, soon mended.

A good beginning makes a good ending.

April showers bring forth May flowers.

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

One swallow does not a summer make.

A golden key can open any door.

Misery loves company.

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.

There's no place like home.

When in Rome, do as Romans do.

Adversity makes strange bedfellows.

Between two stools one falls to the ground.

Live and learn.

Live and let live.

Know which side your bread is buttered.

An man's home is his castle.

Waste not, want not.

Charity begins at home.

Nothing is certain but death and taxes.

A little of what you fancy does you good.

Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.

The show must go on.

Enough is as good as a feast.

Distance lends enchantment to the view.

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

Beggars can't be choosers.

One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.

Shrouds have no pockets.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

Slow but sure.

Rain before seven, fine before eleven.

Discretion is the better part of valour.

Don't throw good money after bad.

You can't get blood out of a stone.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Once bitten, twice shy.

If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

Nine tailors make a man.

What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.

The early bird gets the worm.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

Grief divided is made lighter.

An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.

Virtue is its own reward.

Different strokes for different folks.

A man is known by his friends.

If you play with fire, you will get burnt.

What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Feed a cold and starve a fever.

No pain, no gain.

The wages of sin is death.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Might is right.

Still waters run deep.

Tomorrow never comes.

Seize the day.

All you need is love.

Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.

There's an exception to every rule.

The best-laid plans go astray.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

As you sow, so you shall reap.

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

It never rains but it pours.

There's one born every minute.

Marriages are made in heaven.

Fire is a good servant but a bad master.

Worrying never did anyone any good.

Slow and steady wins the race.

Out of sight, out of mind.

You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.

The best things in life are free.

An empty vessel makes much noise.

You are never too old to learn.

Handsome is as handsome does.

Everyone has their price.

First impressions are the most lasting.

Dead men tell no tales.

Love is blind.

Give credit where credit is due.

Life is what you make it.

Good things come to those who wait.

A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.

You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

Cross the stream where it is shallowest.

There are none so blind as those, that will not see.

Every stick has two ends.

Into every life a little rain must fall.

A good man is hard to find.

Bad money drives out good.

Penny wise and pound foolish.

Blue are the hills that are far away.

It goes without saying.

Curiosity killed the cat.

A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.

Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.

Only the good die young.

Cowards die many times before their deaths.

Birds of a feather flock together.

It's the empty can that makes the most noise.

There's no smoke without fire.

Every dog has its day.

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.

You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.

Give the Devil his due.

All that glitters is not gold.

All good things must come to an end.

Hindsight is twenty-twenty.

A leopard can't change its spots.

Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.

Don't upset the apple-cart.

It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.

Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.

It ain't over, till it's over.

It's better to give than to receive.

Christmas comes but once a year.

It's better to wear out, than to rust.

All the world loves a lover.

Cut your coat to suit your cloth.

Practice what you preach.

Bad news travels fast.

Who pays the piper, calls the tune.

Never tell tales out of school.

Don't burn your bridges behind you.

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

All publicity is good publicity.

The more the merrier.

There but for the grace of God, go I.

Tomorrow is another day.

The truth will out.

A prophet is not recognized in his own land.

Watch the doughnut, not the hole.

Money isn't everything.

It's the singer not the song.

Put your best foot forward.

Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.

One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.

Strike while the iron is hot.

The Devil has all the best tunes.

It takes a thief to catch a thief.

If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.

Always put your best foot forward.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Even a worm will turn.

A bad penny always turns up.

'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

Many a true word is spoken in jest.

You can have too much of a good thing.

Moderation in all things.

Let bygones be bygones.

The customer is always right.

A new broom sweeps clean.

It's all grist to the mill.

There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.

Patience is a virtue.

Cheats never prosper.

Like father, like son.

Necessity is the mother of all invention.

Count your blessings.

You can't see the forest for the trees.

There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.

You can't always get what you want.

Faith will move mountains.

The best defence is a good offence.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

He who hesitates is lost.

If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.

The apple never falls far from the tree.

Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.

Easy come, easy go.

Good talk saves the food.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

An idle brain is the devil's workshop.

Pearls of wisdom.

Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.

It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

All good things come to those that wait.

You pays your money and you takes your choice.

It takes all sorts to make a world.

Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.

Honesty is the best policy.

Time will tell.

Fight fire with fire.

One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

Needs must when the devil drives.

A dog is a man's best friend.

Time and tide wait for no one.

Familiarity breeds contempt.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Money talks.

First come, first served.

You win some, you lose some.

Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.

You can't make bricks without straw.

It takes two to tango.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Ask no questions and hear no lies.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Children should be seen and not heard.

The exception which proves the rule.

Many hands make light work.

There is honour among thieves.

Life's not all beer and skittles.

Don't test the depth of water with both feet.

The bigger, the better.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

Judge not, that ye be not judged.

You are what you eat.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

If anything can go wrong, it will.

Never go to bed on an argument.

Persuasion is better than force.

For everything there is a season.

You can't take it with you.

Make haste slowly.

Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.

Forewarned is forearmed.

Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

Big fish eat little fish.

Fall seven times. Stand up eight.

Truth will out.

The Devil makes work for idle hands.

Hard work never did anyone any harm.

It's always darkest just before the dawn.

Charity covers a multitude of sins.

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

Speak as you find.

One good deed deserves another.

It's easy to be wise after the event.

Why keep a dog and bark yourself?

Don't blow your own trumpet.

Don't put the cart before the horse.

It's best to be on the safe side.

Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.

To the victor go the spoils.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

Procrastination is the thief of time.

Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

A picture paints a thousand words.

If you can't be good, be careful.

The Devil looks after his own.

Life is just a bowl of cherries.

Nothing succeeds like success.

A drowning man will clutch at a straw.

Every picture tells a story.

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

The age of miracles is past.

A thing begun is half done.

Paddle your own canoe.

Beauty is only skin deep.

Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Don't mix business with pleasure.

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.

Great oaks from little acorns grow.

The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.

East is east, and west is west.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Softly, softly, catchee monkey.

Talk is cheap.

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

Clothes do not make the man.

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

While the cat's away, the mice will play.

Once a thief, always a thief.

No rest for the wicked.

Many are called, but few are chosen.

The pen is mightier than sword.

More haste, less speed.

A miss is as good as a mile.

One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.

Time is money.

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.

No man is an island.

An army marches on its stomach.

Fair exchange is no robbery.

Barking dogs seldom bite.

What can't be cured must be endured.

Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

All roads lead to Rome.

A cat may look at a king.

Two is company, but three's a crowd.

The Devil is in the details.

A fish always rots from the head.

Money doesn't grow on trees.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

A person is known by the company they keep.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

Marry in haste, repent at leisure.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.

A soft answer turneth away wrath.

If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.

Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

God helps those who help themselves.

Haste makes waste.

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

Empty bags cannot stand upright.

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

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