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Nine tailors make a man.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
There's one born every minute.
More haste, less speed.
It's better to give than to receive.
All publicity is good publicity.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
Paddle your own canoe.
All roads lead to Rome.
Blood is thicker than water.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Give credit where credit is due.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
Never go to bed on an argument.
Bad news travels fast.
Money is the root of all evil.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
You can have too much of a good thing.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
There is no accounting for tastes.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
Shrouds have no pockets.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Let the buyer beware.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
Children should be seen and not heard.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
Everyone has their price.
Get out while the getting is good.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
To the victor go the spoils.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
It never rains but it pours.
There are two sides to every question.
A person is known by the company they keep.
In the midst of life we are in death.
Good fences make good neighbours.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
A picture paints a thousand words.
You can't make bricks without straw.
Patience is a virtue.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
Still waters run deep.
Wonders will never cease.
Oil and water don't mix.
Keep your chin up.
Better late than never.
A thing begun is half done.
God helps those who help themselves.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
The pen is mightier than sword.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
There's no time like the present.
Small things amuse small minds.
Walls have ears.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
There's no place like home.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Each to their own.
There's safety in numbers.
The best things in life are free.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
Share and share alike.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
Enough is enough.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Time flies.
Man does not live by bread alone.
Keep your powder dry.
A poor worker blames the tools.
Christmas comes but once a year.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
The best-laid plans go astray.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
Slow but sure.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
A leopard can't change its spots.
The exception which proves the rule.
Opposites attract.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
A man is known by his friends.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
Bad money drives out good.
Put your best foot forward.
Birds of a feather flock together.
The bigger, the better.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
The wages of sin is death.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Practice what you preach.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
Only the good die young.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
It takes two to tango.
The Devil looks after his own.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
Live and learn.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
Give the Devil his due.
Waste not, want not.
One hand washes the other.
Variety is the spice of life.
Fight the good fight.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
A cat may look at a king.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
Quid pro quo.
Look before you leap.
Make haste slowly.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Beauty is only skin deep.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
If you can't be good, be careful.
Beggars can't be choosers.
First impressions are the most lasting.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
For everything there is a season.
Great minds think alike.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
Learn to walk before you run.
Silence construes consent.
Seek and you shall find.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
No man is an island.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
You win some, you lose some.
Every stick has two ends.
One swallow does not a summer make.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
You are what you eat.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
A word to the wise is enough.
Good talk saves the food.
Charity begins at home.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Truth will out.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Every dog has its day.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
A new broom sweeps clean.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Better safe than sorry.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Practice makes perfect.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
Home is where the heart is.
Haste makes waste.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
First things first.
Might is right.
What goes around comes around.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Hope springs eternal.
Nothing new under the sun.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
The early bird gets the worm.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
The truth will out.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Faith will move mountains.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
There's a time and a place for everything.
One law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
To every thing there is a season.
There's no fool like an old fool.
Make love not war.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
Time will tell.
Cheats never prosper.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
Handsome is as handsome does.
It takes one to know one.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
What goes up must come down.
It ain't over, till it's over.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
Knowledge is power.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Appearances can be deceptive.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Tomorrow never comes.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
Money isn't everything.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
A house is not a home.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
Attack is the best form of defence.
When one door shuts, another opens.
Many hands make light work.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
Every picture tells a story.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
Seize the day.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
It goes without saying.
The best defence is a good offence.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
Time is a great healer.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
The customer is always right.
Silence is golden.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
Third time lucky.
Half a loaf is better than none.
Crime doesn't pay.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
Once bitten, twice shy.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
A stitch in time saves nine.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Forewarned is forearmed.
An man's home is his castle.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
Forgive and forget.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
Let bygones be bygones.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
If the cap fits, wear it.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
Clothes do not make the man.
Even a worm will turn.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
It's never too late to mend.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
Go the extra mile.
There's no smoke without fire.
You reap what you sow.
Stupid is as stupid does.
A fish always rots from the head.
All the world loves a lover.
You can't take it with you.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Less said, soon mended.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
Once a thief, always a thief.
All's well that ends well.
A cat has nine lives.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.
All good things must come to an end.
Virtue is its own reward.
Slow and steady wins the race.
The leopard does not change his spots.
It's the singer not the song.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
Let the dead bury the dead.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Count your blessings.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
The show must go on.
He who hesitates is lost.
Any port in a storm.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
Less is more.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
Physician, heal thyself.
Don't change horses in midstream.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
Revenge is sweet.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
Love is blind.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Pride comes before a fall.
Time is money.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Manners maketh the man.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
Ignorance is bliss.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
Brevity is the soul of wit.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
Let well alone.
You can't always get what you want.
Don't rock the boat.
All good things come to those that wait.
Different strokes for different folks.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
One good deed deserves another.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
Fortune favours the brave.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
A bad penny always turns up.
Cold hands, warm heart.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
It's best to be on the safe side.
There's an exception to every rule.
A dog is a man's best friend.
Time and tide wait for no one.
No pain, no gain.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
Little pitchers have big ears.
No man can serve two masters.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
Children and fools tell the truth.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Make hay while the sun shines.
All that glitters is not gold.
The best is the enemy of the good.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
Tomorrow is another day.
East, west, home's best.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
You can't win them all.
The Devil is in the details.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
The more the merrier.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
A watched pot never boils.
Big fish eat little fish.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Love will find a way.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
What can't be cured must be endured.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
History repeats itself.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
The age of miracles is past.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
Misery loves company.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
A golden key can open any door.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Good things come in small packages.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
Good things come to those who wait.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
It takes a thief to catch a thief .
Life begins at forty.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
Dead men tell no tales.
Only fools and horses work.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
A good man is hard to find.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
Nothing succeeds like success.
Fight fire with fire.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
All's fair in love and war.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
Accidents will happen.
Business before pleasure.
Never tell tales out of school.
Curiosity killed the cat.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Actions speak louder than words.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
Seeing is believing.
An army marches on its stomach.
Grief divided is made lighter.
All things must pass.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
An man's home is his castle.
All you need is love.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
Always put your best foot forward.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Pearls of wisdom.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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