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There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
Truth will out.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
A thing begun is half done.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Go the extra mile.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
You can't take it with you.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
An army marches on its stomach.
Great minds think alike.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Man does not live by bread alone.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
You reap what you sow.
There's safety in numbers.
Count your blessings.
Less is more.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
Only fools and horses work.
Ignorance is bliss.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
The truth will out.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
There's one born every minute.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
All's well that ends well.
One law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
Accidents will happen.
Blue are the hills that are far away.
The early bird gets the worm.
Paddle your own canoe.
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
Love makes the world go round.
The best is the enemy of the good.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
The exception which proves the rule.
Might is right.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Any port in a storm.
Forewarned is forearmed.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.
Time is a great healer.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
There's a time and a place for everything.
Third time lucky.
Make haste slowly.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
What goes around comes around.
Nothing new under the sun.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
A miss is as good as a mile.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
It never rains but it pours.
Virtue is its own reward.
You can't always get what you want.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
A good man is hard to find.
Youth is wasted on the young.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
Attack is the best form of defence.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
Fortune favours the brave.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
There's no time like the present.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Learn to walk before you run.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
If the cap fits, wear it.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Enough is enough.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Time and tide wait for no one.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
Beware the Ides of March.
Live and learn.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
Different strokes for different folks.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
All roads lead to Rome.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
Easy come, easy go.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Do as I say, not as I do.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Oil and water don't mix.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
The more the merrier.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Don't change horses in midstream.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
The pen is mightier than sword.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
All's fair in love and war.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Forgive and forget.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
Beggars can't be choosers.
You can have too much of a good thing.
One swallow does not a summer make.
The customer is always right.
Every picture tells a story.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Misery loves company.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
Like father, like son.
Time flies.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
Time will tell.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Another day, another dollar.
There are two sides to every question.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Wonders will never cease.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
Speak as you find.
Good things come to those who wait.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
A fish always rots from the head.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Tomorrow is another day.
There's no place like home.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
Dead men tell no tales.
Pearls of wisdom.
Laughter is the best medicine.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
All things must pass.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
Never tell tales out of school.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
The wages of sin is death.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
Better late than never.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
What goes up must come down.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
If you build it, they will come.
Seek and you shall find.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
The Devil is in the details.
Walls have ears.
Still waters run deep.
Share and share alike.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
Never give a sucker an even break.
The best-laid plans go astray.
Money is the root of all evil.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Bad news travels fast.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
It takes two to tango.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
Appearances can be deceptive.
Look before you leap.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
While there is life, there is hope.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Pride comes before a fall.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
Get out while the getting is good.
Nine tailors make a man.
The age of miracles is past.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
Live and let live.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
A person is known by the company they keep.
Shrouds have no pockets.
You can't win them all.
Never go to bed on an argument.
Make hay while the sun shines.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
Put your best foot forward.
Patience is a virtue.
A cat may look at a king.
Money makes the world go round.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
Life begins at forty.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Enough is as good as a feast.
Cold hands, warm heart.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
All that glitters is not gold.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
A leopard can't change its spots.
There is no accounting for tastes.
Keep your chin up.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Stupid is as stupid does.
A word to the wise is enough.
It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.
All you need is love.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
Fight fire with fire.
It's always darkest just before the dawn.
The best things in life are free.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
Two heads are better than one.
Always put your best foot forward.
There's no fool like an old fool.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
First things first.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
More haste, less speed.
Half a loaf is better than none.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Good talk saves the food.
One good deed deserves another.
Slow but sure.
Practice makes perfect.
Money talks.
In the midst of life we are in death.
Blood is thicker than water.
Seize the day.
A man is known by his friends.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
It ain't over, till it's over.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
Make love not war.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
No news is good news.
Don't get mad, get even.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Let the buyer beware.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
To the victor go the spoils.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
The leopard does not change his spots.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
Faith will move mountains.
Variety is the spice of life.
All the world loves a lover.
Small things amuse small minds.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
Let the dead bury the dead.
No man is an island.
All publicity is good publicity.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
You are never too old to learn.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
Actions speak louder than words.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
East is east, and west is west.
To every thing there is a season.
Love will find a way.
Possession is nine points of the law.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Grief divided is made lighter.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
Once bitten, twice shy.
One hand washes the other.
Fight the good fight.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
It goes without saying.
You win some, you lose some.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
When one door shuts, another opens.
Clothes do not make the man.
God helps those who help themselves.
Hide in plain sight.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
First come, first served.
Good fences make good neighbours.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
Each to their own.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
What can't be cured must be endured.
For everything there is a season.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Haste makes waste.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
A new broom sweeps clean.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Give the Devil his due.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
All good things come to those that wait.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
Opposites attract.
Waste not, want not.
A cat has nine lives.
Let bygones be bygones.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
History repeats itself.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
Quid pro quo.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
An man's home is his castle.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
Only the good die young.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
Handsome is as handsome does.
There's no smoke without fire.
East, west, home's best.
Nothing succeeds like success.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
Don't rock the boat.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
A golden key can open any door.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
Little pitchers have big ears.
Love is blind.
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
Revenge is sweet.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
Practice what you preach.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
Money isn't everything.
Bad money drives out good.
The show must go on.
No rest for the wicked.
First impressions are the most lasting.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Moderation in all things.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Slow and steady wins the race.
It's never too late to mend.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
A house is not a home.
Everyone has their price.
Big fish eat little fish.
There's an exception to every rule.
Beauty is only skin deep.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
You can't make bricks without straw.
Less said, soon mended.
Home is where the heart is.
Manners maketh the man.
Hope springs eternal.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Curiosity killed the cat.
A dog is a man's best friend.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
Better safe than sorry.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Let well alone.
It's the singer not the song.
Time is money.
Silence construes consent.
It's all grist to the mill.
Knowledge is power.
He who hesitates is lost.
Live and learn.
A stitch in time saves nine.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
It's best to be on the safe side.
No man can serve two masters.
Once a thief, always a thief.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
Keep your powder dry.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
The Devil looks after his own.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
Children should be seen and not heard.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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