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It's never too late to mend.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
First impressions are the most lasting.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Don't throw good money after bad.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Enough is enough.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
Give credit where credit is due.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
There's safety in numbers.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Good things come to those who wait.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
Any port in a storm.
Seeing is believing.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Hide in plain sight.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
Go the extra mile.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Oil and water don't mix.
It's always darkest just before the dawn.
Truth will out.
Grief divided is made lighter.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Nine tailors make a man.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
All's well that ends well.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
Talk is cheap.
Half a loaf is better than none.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
Children and fools tell the truth.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
The exception which proves the rule.
Learn to walk before you run.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Variety is the spice of life.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Misery loves company.
All good things come to those that wait.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
Good things come in small packages.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
If you can't be good, be careful.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
It's all grist to the mill.
No rest for the wicked.
Revenge is sweet.
A new broom sweeps clean.
There's no fool like an old fool.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
No man is an island.
More haste, less speed.
Enough is as good as a feast.
Every dog has its day.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
Dead men tell no tales.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
A watched pot never boils.
Life is what you make it.
Once a thief, always a thief.
It takes two to tango.
Make love not war.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Virtue is its own reward.
Quid pro quo.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
You win some, you lose some.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
All things must pass.
First come, first served.
Shrouds have no pockets.
Walls have ears.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
Handsome is as handsome does.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
It takes a thief to catch a thief .
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
Keep your chin up.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
Beware the Ides of March.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Easy come, easy go.
All you need is love.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
There's no place like home.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Never speak ill of the dead.
The wages of sin is death.
Blue are the hills that are far away.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
A dog is a man's best friend.
Time is money.
Home is where the heart is.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Appearances can be deceptive.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
Small things amuse small minds.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
Practice makes perfect.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
Don't get mad, get even.
All good things must come to an end.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Beggars can't be choosers.
Third time lucky.
One hand washes the other.
When one door shuts, another opens.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Still waters run deep.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Bad news travels fast.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
All's fair in love and war.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
Only fools and horses work.
You can't always get what you want.
Nothing new under the sun.
Big fish eat little fish.
Time will tell.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
Opposites attract.
Blood is thicker than water.
Silence construes consent.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
Great minds think alike.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Possession is nine points of the law.
You are what you eat.
All roads lead to Rome.
Man does not live by bread alone.
Pride comes before a fall.
The best-laid plans go astray.
Let the dead bury the dead.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Speak as you find.
Two heads are better than one.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
Life begins at forty.
What goes around comes around.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
The best things in life are free.
Better safe than sorry.
Actions speak louder than words.
Every picture tells a story.
Good fences make good neighbours.
Do as I say, not as I do.
You reap what you sow.
The customer is always right.
Crime doesn't pay.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
Slow and steady wins the race.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
Hope springs eternal.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
What goes up must come down.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
Money talks.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Ignorance is bliss.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
Like father, like son.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
Love makes the world go round.
Cold hands, warm heart.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
A miss is as good as a mile.
Count your blessings.
There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
While there is life, there is hope.
The age of miracles is past.
There's one born every minute.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
There's an exception to every rule.
Fight the good fight.
Physician, heal thyself.
The Devil is in the details.
Wonders will never cease.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
A good man is hard to find.
An army marches on its stomach.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
Less said, soon mended.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Love will find a way.
Bad money drives out good.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
You can't win them all.
Forewarned is forearmed.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
All the world loves a lover.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
Accidents will happen.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
Get out while the getting is good.
Patience is a virtue.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Give the Devil his due.
Waste not, want not.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
There's no time like the present.
A cat may look at a king.
Don't shoot the messenger.
A person is known by the company they keep.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
The early bird gets the worm.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
Look before you leap.
A cat has nine lives.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
There is honour among thieves.
Money is the root of all evil.
It never rains but it pours.
No pain, no gain.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
A picture paints a thousand words.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
A house is not a home.
It takes one to know one.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
Always put your best foot forward.
You can have too much of a good thing.
Make hay while the sun shines.
There's no smoke without fire.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Money makes the world go round.
Might is right.
Tomorrow is another day.
To every thing there is a season.
Business before pleasure.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
No news is good news.
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
The truth will out.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Never tell tales out of school.
The more the merrier.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
A word to the wise is enough.
Put your best foot forward.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
For everything there is a season.
East is east, and west is west.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
Slow but sure.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
A man is known by his friends.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Time is a great healer.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
Share and share alike.
Cheats never prosper.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
Persuasion is better than force.
An man's home is his castle.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
Pearls of wisdom.
What can't be cured must be endured.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
First things first.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
Faith will move mountains.
East, west, home's best.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
A bad penny always turns up.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
Let well alone.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
Children should be seen and not heard.
Little pitchers have big ears.
Every stick has two ends.
Time flies.
A thing begun is half done.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Money isn't everything.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
It's better to give than to receive.
If you build it, they will come.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
Paddle your own canoe.
The leopard does not change his spots.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Christmas comes but once a year.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
Strike while the iron is hot.
To the victor go the spoils.
Many hands make light work.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
The best defence is a good offence.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
Another day, another dollar.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
Love is blind.
Horses for courses.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
History repeats itself.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
Silence is golden.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
It's the singer not the song.
It ain't over, till it's over.
Only the good die young.
You can't take it with you.
You are never too old to learn.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
The Devil looks after his own.
Manners maketh the man.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
If the cap fits, wear it.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.
Never go to bed on an argument.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
Live and let live.
It's best to be on the safe side.
In the midst of life we are in death.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Let the buyer beware.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Seek and you shall find.
Keep your powder dry.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
Less is more.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
Each to their own.
Different strokes for different folks.
Fortune favours the brave.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
Nothing succeeds like success.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
Better late than never.
Make haste slowly.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Tomorrow never comes.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
Clothes do not make the man.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Charity begins at home.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Honesty is the best policy.
Don't change horses in midstream.
Attack is the best form of defence.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
The pen is mightier than sword.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
Seize the day.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
Let bygones be bygones.
Haste makes waste.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
The end justifies the means.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
Practice what you preach.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
A leopard can't change its spots.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
All publicity is good publicity.
There are two sides to every question.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
One swallow does not a summer make.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
There is no accounting for tastes.
Forgive and forget.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Life is what you make it.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
A fish always rots from the head.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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