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Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
All the world loves a lover.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
Strike while the iron is hot.
Life is what you make it.
To the victor go the spoils.
Every picture tells a story.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
There's no smoke without fire.
Patience is a virtue.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
Let well alone.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
Nothing succeeds like success.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
Enough is as good as a feast.
There's no place like home.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
You are never too old to learn.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
Make love not war.
All good things come to those that wait.
A house is not a home.
Fortune favours the brave.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
The best defence is a good offence.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Never go to bed on an argument.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Honesty is the best policy.
Possession is nine points of the law.
Like father, like son.
Look before you leap.
Big fish eat little fish.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Knowledge is power.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
First things first.
It never rains but it pours.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
What goes around comes around.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
You win some, you lose some.
Good things come in small packages.
Time flies.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Share and share alike.
Live and let live.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
Dead men tell no tales.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Less said, soon mended.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
Cold hands, warm heart.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
An army marches on its stomach.
Money makes the world go round.
Tomorrow never comes.
Ignorance is bliss.
Pearls of wisdom.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
The end justifies the means.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
Talk is cheap.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
You can't win them all.
Better late than never.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
The age of miracles is past.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Time will tell.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
You are what you eat.
Variety is the spice of life.
Every stick has two ends.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Half a loaf is better than none.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Never tell tales out of school.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
There's a time and a place for everything.
It goes without saying.
You reap what you sow.
Seeing is believing.
In the midst of life we are in death.
Money is the root of all evil.
Practice what you preach.
Love will find a way.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
Little pitchers have big ears.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Virtue is its own reward.
Love is blind.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
No man is an island.
Marriages are made in heaven.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
Once a thief, always a thief.
Persuasion is better than force.
Bad news travels fast.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
Don't throw good money after bad.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Keep your powder dry.
Always put your best foot forward.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
A thing begun is half done.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Clothes do not make the man.
Wonders will never cease.
A leopard can't change its spots.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
Fight fire with fire.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Seize the day.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
Physician, heal thyself.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
It takes one to know one.
All you need is love.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
No news is good news.
There is no accounting for tastes.
The Devil looks after his own.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
Make hay while the sun shines.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
There's an exception to every rule.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
To every thing there is a season.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
There's safety in numbers.
The bigger, the better.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
A cat may look at a king.
He who hesitates is lost.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
Paddle your own canoe.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
Nothing new under the sun.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
One good deed deserves another.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
What can't be cured must be endured.
Another day, another dollar.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Third time lucky.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
A bad penny always turns up.
The best is the enemy of the good.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
Forgive and forget.
An man's home is his castle.
No pain, no gain.
Never speak ill of the dead.
A stitch in time saves nine.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
The exception which proves the rule.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
One swallow does not a summer make.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
Beauty is only skin deep.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Everyone has their price.
It takes a thief to catch a thief .
There's no time like the present.
There are two sides to every question.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
Let the buyer beware.
Accidents will happen.
Time is a great healer.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
Give the Devil his due.
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
Never give a sucker an even break.
There is honour among thieves.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
All's fair in love and war.
Attack is the best form of defence.
Money talks.
Opposites attract.
The more the merrier.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
God helps those who help themselves.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
You can have too much of a good thing.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
Home is where the heart is.
Children and fools tell the truth.
You can't make bricks without straw.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
All that glitters is not gold.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
For everything there is a season.
Let bygones be bygones.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
Love makes the world go round.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Slow but sure.
East, west, home's best.
Let the dead bury the dead.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Curiosity killed the cat.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Bad money drives out good.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
Business before pleasure.
The early bird gets the worm.
Two heads are better than one.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
A new broom sweeps clean.
Don't get mad, get even.
Waste not, want not.
The wages of sin is death.
Seek and you shall find.
Cheats never prosper.
Great minds think alike.
Walls have ears.
Even a worm will turn.
It's all grist to the mill.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Different strokes for different folks.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
No rest for the wicked.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
One law for the rich and another law for the poor.
All publicity is good publicity.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Forewarned is forearmed.
A watched pot never boils.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
Shrouds have no pockets.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
Make haste slowly.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
Tomorrow is another day.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Crime doesn't pay.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Quid pro quo.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
Pride comes before a fall.
Blood is thicker than water.
Time and tide wait for no one.
All things must pass.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Learn to walk before you run.
It's never too late to mend.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
It takes two to tango.
The pen is mightier than sword.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
A man is known by his friends.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
The truth will out.
Keep your chin up.
Stupid is as stupid does.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
Moderation in all things.
Better safe than sorry.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
There's no fool like an old fool.
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
You can't always get what you want.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
Live and learn.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
Only fools and horses work.
What goes up must come down.
Go the extra mile.
The leopard does not change his spots.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Only the good die young.
Any port in a storm.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Enough is enough.
Put your best foot forward.
Every dog has its day.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
A picture paints a thousand words.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
Practice makes perfect.
Easy come, easy go.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
More haste, less speed.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
First impressions are the most lasting.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
The Devil is in the details.
One hand washes the other.
Beware the Ides of March.
Truth will out.
Don't change horses in midstream.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
Charity begins at home.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Life begins at forty.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Money isn't everything.
Actions speak louder than words.
A person is known by the company they keep.
Handsome is as handsome does.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
Don't rock the boat.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
Good talk saves the food.
Speak as you find.
Hope springs eternal.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
Less is more.
History repeats itself.
First come, first served.
Revenge is sweet.
No man can serve two masters.
Manners maketh the man.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
The customer is always right.
The best things in life are free.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
A golden key can open any door.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
The show must go on.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
Time is money.
A miss is as good as a mile.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
Might is right.
A good man is hard to find.
East is east, and west is west.
Get out while the getting is good.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
Haste makes waste.
Youth is wasted on the young.
Hide in plain sight.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
If the cap fits, wear it.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
A poor worker blames the tools.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Misery loves company.
If you can't be good, be careful.
An man's home is his castle.
It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
You can't take it with you.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
Good things come to those who wait.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
All good things must come to an end.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
Children should be seen and not heard.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
Count your blessings.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
Once bitten, twice shy.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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