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Any port in a storm.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
It takes a thief to catch a thief .
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
Attack is the best form of defence.
Curiosity killed the cat.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
Hide in plain sight.
Let well alone.
A new broom sweeps clean.
Christmas comes but once a year.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
No rest for the wicked.
The Devil looks after his own.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
A picture paints a thousand words.
Forgive and forget.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
Even a worm will turn.
Good things come in small packages.
Talk is cheap.
Only the good die young.
What can't be cured must be endured.
There's an exception to every rule.
Honesty is the best policy.
A good man is hard to find.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
The leopard does not change his spots.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
The best-laid plans go astray.
Always put your best foot forward.
Possession is nine points of the law.
When one door shuts, another opens.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
Only fools and horses work.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Might is right.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
Blood is thicker than water.
Let the buyer beware.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
Ignorance is bliss.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
It takes one to know one.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Slow but sure.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
Love is blind.
Fight the good fight.
Enough is enough.
Opposites attract.
Slow and steady wins the race.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.
Cold hands, warm heart.
Variety is the spice of life.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
Share and share alike.
Charity begins at home.
Half a loaf is better than none.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
A word to the wise is enough.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Blue are the hills that are far away.
Oil and water don't mix.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
Two heads are better than one.
Live and let live.
Beggars can't be choosers.
He who hesitates is lost.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
There is honour among thieves.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
No news is good news.
It ain't over, till it's over.
Knowledge is power.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Make love not war.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
The age of miracles is past.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
A fish always rots from the head.
The pen is mightier than sword.
Time is money.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Little pitchers have big ears.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
Paddle your own canoe.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Tomorrow never comes.
All that glitters is not gold.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
No man can serve two masters.
First impressions are the most lasting.
You reap what you sow.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
Bad money drives out good.
Money is the root of all evil.
Make hay while the sun shines.
A watched pot never boils.
Waste not, want not.
Love makes the world go round.
Nothing new under the sun.
One swallow does not a summer make.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
It's best to be on the safe side.
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
God helps those who help themselves.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
Once bitten, twice shy.
Live and learn.
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
The early bird gets the worm.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
Money talks.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
Misery loves company.
Speak as you find.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Don't get mad, get even.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Fight fire with fire.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
You can have too much of a good thing.
A house is not a home.
One hand washes the other.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
You are what you eat.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
All's well that ends well.
A miss is as good as a mile.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
The truth will out.
It takes two to tango.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Pearls of wisdom.
Horses for courses.
There's a time and a place for everything.
Silence construes consent.
Actions speak louder than words.
Never tell tales out of school.
There's no time like the present.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
Seize the day.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Beware the Ides of March.
There's no place like home.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
Like father, like son.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Less is more.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
Good things come to those who wait.
Everyone has their price.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
An man's home is his castle.
What goes around comes around.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
No pain, no gain.
A man is known by his friends.
Crime doesn't pay.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.
If the cap fits, wear it.
Wonders will never cease.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
Hope springs eternal.
You can't take it with you.
Money makes the world go round.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
Different strokes for different folks.
Marriages are made in heaven.
It's always darkest just before the dawn.
Every stick has two ends.
Many hands make light work.
Nothing succeeds like success.
Let the dead bury the dead.
A person is known by the company they keep.
Still waters run deep.
Learn to walk before you run.
Home is where the heart is.
All the world loves a lover.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Appearances can be deceptive.
Money isn't everything.
Another day, another dollar.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
Walls have ears.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
It goes without saying.
To every thing there is a season.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
Each to their own.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
All good things must come to an end.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
Quid pro quo.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
In the midst of life we are in death.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
A dog is a man's best friend.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
Beauty is only skin deep.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Good talk saves the food.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
Never give a sucker an even break.
What goes up must come down.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
Count your blessings.
Make haste slowly.
Bad news travels fast.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
More haste, less speed.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
While there is life, there is hope.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
It's the singer not the song.
Children and fools tell the truth.
Less said, soon mended.
The exception which proves the rule.
Virtue is its own reward.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Don't change horses in midstream.
It's never too late to mend.
It never rains but it pours.
Good fences make good neighbours.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
Clothes do not make the man.
If you can't be good, be careful.
There's no smoke without fire.
Life begins at forty.
Truth will out.
Patience is a virtue.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
A poor worker blames the tools.
A cat may look at a king.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Time and tide wait for no one.
You can't make bricks without straw.
There are two sides to every question.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Keep your powder dry.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
Business before pleasure.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Youth is wasted on the young.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
An army marches on its stomach.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Man does not live by bread alone.
The best defence is a good offence.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
History repeats itself.
Pride comes before a fall.
Time flies.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Strike while the iron is hot.
Put your best foot forward.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Haste makes waste.
Small things amuse small minds.
Let bygones be bygones.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
Better safe than sorry.
Get out while the getting is good.
You win some, you lose some.
Go the extra mile.
Tomorrow is another day.
Every picture tells a story.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
Grief divided is made lighter.
Don't throw good money after bad.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Accidents will happen.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
Easy come, easy go.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
Love will find a way.
You can't always get what you want.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
A golden key can open any door.
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
There's one born every minute.
The end justifies the means.
The wages of sin is death.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
Seeing is believing.
A bad penny always turns up.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
A thing begun is half done.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
All publicity is good publicity.
Children should be seen and not heard.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
The best things in life are free.
Practice what you preach.
Birds of a feather flock together.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
The show must go on.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
Time will tell.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
A stitch in time saves nine.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
The bigger, the better.
Physician, heal thyself.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Fortune favours the brave.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
Cross the stream where it is shallowest.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
Shrouds have no pockets.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Give the Devil his due.
Revenge is sweet.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
Give credit where credit is due.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
Cheats never prosper.
Manners maketh the man.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Never go to bed on an argument.
East is east, and west is west.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
There's safety in numbers.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
Nine tailors make a man.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
To the victor go the spoils.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
Practice makes perfect.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
All's fair in love and war.
Moderation in all things.
Handsome is as handsome does.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
The best is the enemy of the good.
Once a thief, always a thief.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
Dead men tell no tales.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
Enough is as good as a feast.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Keep your chin up.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Persuasion is better than force.
Another day, another dollar.
The more the merrier.
Silence is golden.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
All good things come to those that wait.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
No man is an island.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
Better late than never.
You are never too old to learn.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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