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You can't take it with you.
All good things must come to an end.
Practice makes perfect.
Time flies.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
The bigger, the better.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Nothing succeeds like success.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Truth will out.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
God helps those who help themselves.
Home is where the heart is.
East is east, and west is west.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
Only the good die young.
Enough is enough.
The show must go on.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
The early bird gets the worm.
A golden key can open any door.
A house is not a home.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
There is honour among thieves.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
Little pitchers have big ears.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
Knowledge is power.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Another day, another dollar.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
If you build it, they will come.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
Quid pro quo.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
Beauty is only skin deep.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
Handsome is as handsome does.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
The leopard does not change his spots.
There is no accounting for tastes.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.
All you need is love.
All's well that ends well.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Big fish eat little fish.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Speak as you find.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
Haste makes waste.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
It takes a thief to catch a thief .
A little of what you fancy does you good.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Forgive and forget.
Practice what you preach.
Less said, soon mended.
Oil and water don't mix.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Don't get mad, get even.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
A bad penny always turns up.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Virtue is its own reward.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
All good things come to those that wait.
Only fools and horses work.
It's better to travel hopefully than to arrive.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
Let the dead bury the dead.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Silence construes consent.
Keep your chin up.
Beggars can't be choosers.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
Time is a great healer.
Always put your best foot forward.
Live and learn.
The Devil is in the details.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Horses for courses.
It's never too late to mend.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.
Cheats never prosper.
A new broom sweeps clean.
One hand washes the other.
To the victor go the spoils.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
For everything there is a season.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
All roads lead to Rome.
Might is right.
Go the extra mile.
History repeats itself.
Seize the day.
An army marches on its stomach.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Better safe than sorry.
Love is blind.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
A leopard can't change its spots.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
Time will tell.
You can't win them all.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
Misery loves company.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.
You are what you eat.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
It's better to give than to receive.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
The best-laid plans go astray.
Every picture tells a story.
Two heads are better than one.
Good things come to those who wait.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
An man's home is his castle.
It takes one to know one.
Let bygones be bygones.
Youth is wasted on the young.
Faith will move mountains.
Children should be seen and not heard.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Patience is a virtue.
Money isn't everything.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
Slow but sure.
Moderation in all things.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
It's best to be on the safe side.
Third time lucky.
Strike while the iron is hot.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Every stick has two ends.
What goes up must come down.
Honesty is the best policy.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
A poor worker blames the tools.
One good deed deserves another.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Walls have ears.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
It goes without saying.
There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Half a loaf is better than none.
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.
Waste not, want not.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
Don't change horses in midstream.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
Everyone has their price.
Bad money drives out good.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
Hide in plain sight.
Time and tide wait for no one.
You can't make bricks without straw.
Every dog has its day.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
Any port in a storm.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
A watched pot never boils.
One law for the rich and another law for the poor.
A stitch in time saves nine.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
One swallow does not a summer make.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
Seeing is believing.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
Man does not live by bread alone.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Love makes the world go round.
Opposites attract.
No news is good news.
The customer is always right.
Make hay while the sun shines.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
Charity begins at home.
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
You can have too much of a good thing.
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
There's a time and a place for everything.
Persuasion is better than force.
Count your blessings.
Business before pleasure.
More haste, less speed.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
Discretion is the better part of valour.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
Ignorance is bliss.
The exception which proves the rule.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Nothing new under the sun.
There's safety in numbers.
A cat may look at a king.
First come, first served.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
A cat has nine lives.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Better late than never.
Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.
Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.
Fine words butter no parsnips.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
Forewarned is forearmed.
Put your best foot forward.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Life is what you make it.
Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.
The Devil looks after his own.
Pride comes before a fall.
You pays your money and you takes your choice.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
If the cap fits, wear it.
A miss is as good as a mile.
You win some, you lose some.
Rain before seven, fine before eleven.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
Actions speak louder than words.
A word to the wise is enough.
It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.
Variety is the spice of life.
Many hands make light work.
Good talk saves the food.
Get out while the getting is good.
A dog is a man's best friend.
There's one born every minute.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
The truth will out.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
Tomorrow is another day.
Make love not war.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Talk is cheap.
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
All things must pass.
Money talks.
The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
Pearls of wisdom.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
What can't be cured must be endured.
Easy come, easy go.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Bad news travels fast.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Shrouds have no pockets.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
To every thing there is a season.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Don't test the depth of water with both feet.
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
You can't always get what you want.
Don't put new wine into old bottles.
There's an exception to every rule.
No man is an island.
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
Children and fools tell the truth.
Revenge is sweet.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
Never tell tales out of school.
It takes two to tango.
The best defence is a good offence.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
The best things in life are free.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
Love will find a way.
Like father, like son.
The wages of sin is death.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
When one door shuts, another opens.
Good things come in small packages.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
Clothes do not make the man.
Don't rock the boat.
First impressions are the most lasting.
A man is known by his friends.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
Once a thief, always a thief.
Good fences make good neighbours.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
There's no fool like an old fool.
It's the singer not the song.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
Manners maketh the man.
Wonders will never cease.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
Each to their own.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
Beware the Ides of March.
A fish always rots from the head.
Curiosity killed the cat.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
There's no time like the present.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
Even a worm will turn.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
Look before you leap.
Grief divided is made lighter.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
Give credit where credit is due.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
East, west, home's best.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
Attack is the best form of defence.
Appearances can be deceptive.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
Dead men tell no tales.
First things first.
Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
Fight fire with fire.
It's always darkest just before the dawn.
No pain, no gain.
All publicity is good publicity.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Give the Devil his due.
Faint heart never won fair lady.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
As you sow, so you shall reap.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
All that glitters is not gold.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
Don't blow your own trumpet.
Hope springs eternal.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
Let the buyer beware.
You reap what you sow.
Great minds think alike.
There's no place like home.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
The pen is mightier than sword.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Different strokes for different folks.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
Silence is golden.
Nine tailors make a man.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
It's all grist to the mill.
Crime doesn't pay.
Time is money.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Keep your powder dry.
April showers bring forth May flowers.
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
Money is the root of all evil.
If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
It never rains but it pours.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Blood is thicker than water.
Cold hands, warm heart.
Fight the good fight.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Learn to walk before you run.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Seek and you shall find.
Share and share alike.
It ain't over, till it's over.
There are two sides to every question.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
A picture paints a thousand words.
No rest for the wicked.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
While there is life, there is hope.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
Less is more.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
A thing begun is half done.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
He who hesitates is lost.
Make haste slowly.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
Fortune favours the brave.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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