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Live and learn.

Everyone has their price.

Go the extra mile.

Virtue is its own reward.

He who laughs last, laughs longest.

There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.

Fire is a good servant but a bad master.

The best things in life are free.

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

Cut your coat to suit your cloth.

You win some, you lose some.

Speak as you find.

There is honour among thieves.

There's no fool like an old fool.

Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.

The bigger, the better.

Time and tide wait for no one.

Money is the root of all evil.

Ashes to ashes; dust to dust.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.

Love of money is the root of all evil.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

For everything there is a season.

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

Beware the Ides of March.

Even a worm will turn.

April showers bring forth May flowers.

One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.

One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.

You can have too much of a good thing.

Don't mix business with pleasure.

When the cat's away the mice will play.

In for a penny, in for a pound.

Appearances can be deceptive.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.

Less is more.

From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.

Many a true word is spoken in jest.

Nothing is certain but death and taxes.

It takes a thief to catch a thief.

A soft answer turneth away wrath.

Never tell tales out of school.

Necessity is the mother of all invention.

There's no place like home.

Once a thief, always a thief.

There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.

A golden key can open any door.

Don't throw good money after bad.

Handsome is as handsome does.

They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.

Horses for courses.

There's an exception to every rule.

There's a time and a place for everything.

Don't put the cart before the horse.

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

Attack is the best form of defence.

What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.

If you build it, they will come.

It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.

Slow but sure.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.

History repeats itself.

The end justifies the means.

Enough is enough.

Tomorrow never comes.

Paddle your own canoe.

East is east, and west is west.

To every thing there is a season.

Half a loaf is better than none.

It's no use crying over spilt milk.

A new broom sweeps clean.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

Don't teach your Grandma to suck eggs.

What goes around comes around.

Still waters run deep.

Don't rock the boat.

Jack of all trades, master of none.

Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.

Familiarity breeds contempt.

A watched pot never boils.

Give the Devil his due.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

Ignorance is bliss.

He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.

One hand washes the other.

There's none so blind as those who will not see.

If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

First things first.

Time flies.

Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.

Cross the stream where it is shallowest.

Persuasion is better than force.

Beauty is only skin deep.

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

It takes two to make a quarrel.

Shrouds have no pockets.

Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.

Might is right.

Moderation in all things.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Actions speak louder than words.

Keep your powder dry.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

The best-laid plans go astray.

Blessed are the peacemakers.

The darkest hour is just before the dawn.

A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.

Life is just a bowl of cherries.

If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.

Cowards die many times before their deaths.

Variety is the spice of life.

Better late than never.

If you play with fire, you will get burnt.

As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.

Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.

The show must go on.

If the cap fits, wear it.

Don't test the depth of water with both feet.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.

Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.

The wages of sin is death.

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.

Time is a great healer.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Pearls of wisdom.

Practice what you preach.

Haste makes waste.

You can't win them all.

Live and let live.

It takes one to know one.

To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.

Different strokes for different folks.

Don't sweat the small stuff.

Finders keepers, losers weepers.

An man's home is his castle.

Seek and you shall find.

What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.

You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

An idle brain is the devil's workshop.

Where there is smoke there is fire.

The Devil makes work for idle hands.

It's never too late to mend.

An army marches on its stomach.

Make haste slowly.

One man's meat is another man's poison.

Money doesn't grow on trees.

Honesty is the best policy.

Laughter is the best medicine.

Fortune favours the brave.

The truth will out.

Little strokes fell great oaks.

Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.

Oil and water don't mix.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.

The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.

Waste not, want not.

An empty vessel makes much noise.

Learn to walk before you run.

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

A drowning man will clutch at a straw.

One swallow does not a summer make.

Softly, softly, catchee monkey.

All's well that ends well.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

Fish and guests smell after three days.

Don't bite off more than you can chew.

A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.

More haste, less speed.

Love thy neighbour as thyself.

Practice makes perfect.

It's always darkest just before the dawn.

A dog is a man's best friend.

Distance lends enchantment to the view.

Good fences make good neighbours.

You can't take it with you.

There's one born every minute.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

The Devil has all the best tunes.

There is no accounting for tastes.

Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

You can't get blood out of a stone.

It's the singer not the song.

Only the good die young.

There's no time like the present.

You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.

Faint heart never won fair lady.

Love will find a way.

The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.

Hindsight is twenty-twenty.

Don't get mad, get even.

No rest for the wicked.

Possession is nine points of the law.

Don't cast pearls before swine.

A stitch in time saves nine.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

Beggars can't be choosers.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Money makes the world go round.

East, west, home's best.

Watch the doughnut, not the hole.

Third time lucky.

No man can serve two masters.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

Bread always falls buttered side down.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

Out of sight, out of mind.

Money isn't everything.

Who pays the piper, calls the tune.

It's better to wear out, than to rust.

Don't wash your dirty linen in public.

You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.

When one door shuts, another opens.

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

Slow and steady wins the race.

Walls have ears.

A problem shared is a problem halved.

No pain, no gain.

Don't burn your bridges behind you.

All good things must come to an end.

Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.

You pays your money and you takes your choice.

Put your shoulder to the wheel.

Failing to plan, is planning to fail.

There's no smoke without fire.

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.

Manners maketh the man.

It's better to give than to receive.

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

The more the merrier.

In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.

Fair exchange is no robbery.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Judge not, that ye be not judged.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

Enough is as good as a feast.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Better safe than sorry.

Pride comes before a fall.

Give credit where credit is due.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

All's fair in love and war.

A word to the wise is enough.

A good man is hard to find.

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

The Devil is in the details.

Hide in plain sight.

Keep your chin up.

Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.

Nothing new under the sun.

First come, first served.

There are two sides to every question.

Don't blow your own trumpet.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

Why keep a dog and bark yourself?

Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.

One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.

Time is money.

Don't shoot the messenger.

It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.

A prophet is not recognized in his own land.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Adversity and loss make a man wise.

Into every life a little rain must fall.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

You can't always get what you want.

Many hands make light work.

'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.

Great minds think alike.

A man is known by his friends.

A thing begun is half done.

Small things amuse small minds.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Beat swords into ploughshares.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Knowledge is power.

It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.

Every picture tells a story.

A bad penny always turns up.

Blue are the hills that are far away.

Big fish eat little fish.

Like father, like son.

Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

One good deed deserves another.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Good talk saves the food.

Don't let the grass grow under your feet.

Robbing Peter to pay Paul.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

The bread always falls buttered side down.

The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot.

Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.

Youth is wasted on the young.

The exception which proves the rule.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

Share and share alike.

Love is blind.

Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.

The age of miracles is past.

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Two heads are better than one.

Great oaks from little acorns grow.

Don't meet troubles half-way.

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

Christmas comes but once a year.

Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.

Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Let well alone.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Opposites attract.

A person is known by the company they keep.

All you need is love.

Discretion is the better part of valour.

Easy come, easy go.

Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.

Count your blessings.

Let not the sun go down on your wrath.

First impressions are the most lasting.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

In the midst of life we are in death.

It's the empty can that makes the most noise.

A rising tide lifts all boats.

Charity begins at home.

Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.

Faith will move mountains.

Empty bags cannot stand upright.

Tell the truth and shame the Devil.

He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.

To err is human; to forgive divine.

All publicity is good publicity.

Barking dogs seldom bite.

Talk is cheap.

Know which side your bread is buttered.

All the world loves a lover.

Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.

Bad money drives out good.

To the victor go the spoils.

Nine tailors make a man.

Procrastination is the thief of time.

Life's not all beer and skittles.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Cheats never prosper.

Home is where the heart is.

Never go to bed on an argument.

It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.

Once bitten, twice shy.

You reap what you sow.

It goes without saying.

Life is what you make it.

All good things come to those that wait.

Make love not war.

Any port in a storm.

There are plenty more fish in the sea.

Another day, another dollar.

Strike while the iron is hot.

God helps those who help themselves.

Put your best foot forward.

A leopard can't change its spots.

Seize the day.

Life begins at forty.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

One person's trash is another person's treasure.

It ain't over, till it's over.

Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.

All that glitters is not gold.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

A picture paints a thousand words.

Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.

Forgive and forget.

Fall seven times. Stand up eight.

Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.

There's safety in numbers.

If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas.

It's all grist to the mill.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

The leopard does not change his spots.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

One law for the rich and another law for the poor.

It's best to be on the safe side.

The pen is mightier than sword.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Worrying never did anyone any good.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Quid pro quo.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Silence is golden.

Every dog has its day.

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.

Don't upset the apple-cart.

Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.

He who hesitates is lost.

Good things come to those who wait.

All roads lead to Rome.

Money talks.

What goes up must come down.

Fight the good fight.

Children should be seen and not heard.

You are what you eat.

It takes all sorts to make a world.

All things must pass.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Birds of a feather flock together.

The best is the enemy of the good.

Misery loves company.

It takes a thief to catch a thief .

Ask no questions and hear no lies.

Children and fools tell the truth.

Nothing succeeds like success.

An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Accidents will happen.

Set a thief to catch a thief.

Physician, heal thyself.

Man does not live by bread alone.

Crime doesn't pay.

You are never too old to learn.

March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.

Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.

You can't judge a book by its cover.

Fine words butter no parsnips.

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

To live by the sword is to die by the sword.

A place for everything and everything in its place.

Cold hands, warm heart.

No news is good news.

Forewarned is forearmed.

Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.

Fight fire with fire.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.

Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.

The bottom line is the bottom line.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Tomorrow is another day.

The Devil looks after his own.

Revenge is sweet.

Patience is a virtue.

Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.

A cat has nine lives.

Grief divided is made lighter.

Love makes the world go round.

Let the punishment fit the crime.

Make hay while the sun shines.

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

A good beginning makes a good ending.

Good things come in small packages.

The customer is always right.

Work expands so as to fill the time available.

Always put your best foot forward.

No man is an island.

Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.

As you sow, so you shall reap.

It's easy to be wise after the event.

There are none so blind as those, that will not see.

Only fools and horses work.

If anything can go wrong, it will.

The apple never falls far from the tree.

Bad news travels fast.

You can't make bricks without straw.

Many are called, but few are chosen.

When in Rome, do as Romans do.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

Needs must when the devil drives.

Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.

Never speak ill of the dead.

It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.

Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

Marriages are made in heaven.

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

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