The Improbot app for Android is now available -- Improbot on Google Play.
Random Proverbs (x 50)
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
Only the good die young.
No man can serve two masters.
You are what you eat.
The end justifies the means.
Fish and guests smell after three days.
You can't get blood out of a stone.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Go the extra mile.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Persuasion is better than force.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
One swallow does not a summer make.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
Tomorrow is another day.
A new broom sweeps clean.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
All things must pass.
Love will find a way.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Don't let the cat out of the bag.
Know which side your bread is buttered.
Give credit where credit is due.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Seek and you shall find.
Only fools and horses work.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
You can't take it with you.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Never go to bed on an argument.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Enough is enough.
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Knowledge is power.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Never tell tales out of school.
It takes two to tango.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Any port in a storm.

Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
5102050100500More coming soon! Make suggestions on the Improbot Facebook page.