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Random Proverbs (x 20)

There is honour among thieves.
Walls have ears.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
A stitch in time saves nine.
It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.
Tomorrow never comes.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
Beauty is only skin deep.
Don't rock the boat.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Only the good die young.
If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
History repeats itself.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
You can have too much of a good thing.
More haste, less speed.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
Love will find a way.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil.

There is honour among thieves.

Walls have ears.

Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.

A stitch in time saves nine.

It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.

Tomorrow never comes.

A prophet is not recognized in his own land.

Beauty is only skin deep.

Don't rock the boat.

Never speak ill of the dead.

Only the good die young.

If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.