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Random Proverbs (x 20)

All publicity is good publicity.
Opposites attract.
Practice what you preach.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
Wonders will never cease.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
Variety is the spice of life.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
It's all grist to the mill.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Hope springs eternal.
Silence construes consent.
Life begins at forty.
While there is life, there is hope.
Easy come, easy go.
A picture paints a thousand words.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.

All publicity is good publicity.

Opposites attract.

Practice what you preach.

Feed a cold and starve a fever.

Wonders will never cease.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

While the cat's away, the mice will play.

Variety is the spice of life.

Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.

Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

It's all grist to the mill.