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Random Proverbs (x 20)

Necessity is the mother of all invention.
A good man is hard to find.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
All roads lead to Rome.
No man is an island.
Attack is the best form of defence.
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Never go to bed on an argument.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
There is honour among thieves.
Handsome is as handsome does.
Everyone is the architect of their own destiny.
If you can't be good, be careful.
Truth will out.
One good deed deserves another.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
The wages of sin is death.

Necessity is the mother of all invention.

A good man is hard to find.

As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.

All roads lead to Rome.

No man is an island.

Attack is the best form of defence.

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

It's an ill wind that blows no one any good.

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

Never go to bed on an argument.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

There is honour among thieves.