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Random Proverbs (x 20)

Honesty is the best policy.
Less said, soon mended.
Time is a great healer.
Always put your best foot forward.
The pen is mightier than sword.
Patience is a virtue.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Speak as you find.
The show must go on.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
Never tell tales out of school.
The customer is always right.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Waste not, want not.
Only fools and horses work.
There's no time like the present.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
The end justifies the means.

Honesty is the best policy.

Less said, soon mended.

Time is a great healer.

Always put your best foot forward.

The pen is mightier than sword.

Patience is a virtue.

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Speak as you find.

The show must go on.

Don't let the grass grow under your feet.

Never tell tales out of school.

The customer is always right.