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Random Proverbs (x 20)

Good things come to those who wait.
Many are called, but few are chosen.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
There's safety in numbers.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
It's never too late to mend.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
Beauty is only skin deep.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
The end justifies the means.

Good things come to those who wait.

Many are called, but few are chosen.

The bottom line is the bottom line.

There's safety in numbers.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Adversity makes strange bedfellows.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.

Don't let the grass grow under your feet.

It's never too late to mend.

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.

Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.