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Random Proverbs (x 20)

Every dog has its day.
A watched pot never boils.
All things must pass.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
It goes without saying.
Good talk saves the food.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Do as I say, not as I do.
One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
Give the Devil his due.
Big fish eat little fish.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
Let the dead bury the dead.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't.
The bigger, the better.

Every dog has its day.

A watched pot never boils.

All things must pass.

Life's not all beer and skittles.

It goes without saying.

Good talk saves the food.

One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Do as I say, not as I do.

One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.

Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.

Let the punishment fit the crime.