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Random Proverbs (x 20)

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
There's safety in numbers.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
There but for the grace of God, go I.
God helps those who help themselves.
Time will tell.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
A house is not a home.
To the victor go the spoils.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Learn to walk before you run.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
It takes one to know one.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Appearances can be deceptive.

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

There's safety in numbers.

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.

There but for the grace of God, go I.

God helps those who help themselves.

Time will tell.

One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

While the cat's away, the mice will play.

An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.

A house is not a home.

To the victor go the spoils.