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Random Proverbs (x 20)

For everything there is a season.
Possession is nine points of the law.
Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Everyone has their price.
Enough is as good as a feast.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
Practice makes perfect.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
Less is more.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

For everything there is a season.

Possession is nine points of the law.

Give someone enough rope and they will hang themself.

Worrying never did anyone any good.

The darkest hour is just before the dawn.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

Charity covers a multitude of sins.

Procrastination is the thief of time.

Everyone has their price.