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Random Proverbs (x 20)

Little pitchers have big ears.
There's no time like the present.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Hard work never did anyone any harm.
Everyone has their price.
Never go to bed on an argument.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
The customer is always right.
One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.
Big fish eat little fish.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
If you play with fire, you will get burnt.
A person is known by the company they keep.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
Haste makes waste.
Cut your coat to suit your cloth.

Little pitchers have big ears.

There's no time like the present.

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

Hard work never did anyone any harm.

Everyone has their price.

Never go to bed on an argument.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.

Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.

The customer is always right.

One half of the world does not know how the other half lives.

Big fish eat little fish.