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Random Proverbs (x 20)

There's none so blind as those who will not see.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
You are what you eat.
Children and fools tell the truth.
Dead men tell no tales.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.
Charity begins at home.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
Truth will out.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
A picture paints a thousand words.
Love is blind.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
Little pitchers have big ears.
Practice makes perfect.

There's none so blind as those who will not see.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

There are none so blind as those, that will not see.

You are what you eat.

Children and fools tell the truth.

Dead men tell no tales.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Let not the sun go down on your wrath.

There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.

What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't want.

Charity begins at home.

You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.