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Random Proverbs (x 20)

It ain't over, till it's over.
The best things in life are free.
Keep your chin up.
A leopard can't change its spots.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
The bigger, the better.
Fight fire with fire.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
Blood is thicker than water.
Count your blessings.
The truth will out.
Good things come in small packages.
In the midst of life we are in death.
Fortune favours the brave.
Christmas comes but once a year.

It ain't over, till it's over.

The best things in life are free.

Keep your chin up.

A leopard can't change its spots.

One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.

The bigger, the better.

Fight fire with fire.

Don't mix business with pleasure.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

Feed a cold and starve a fever.

What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.

Ask no questions and hear no lies.