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Random Proverbs (x 20)

Adversity and loss make a man wise.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
Patience is a virtue.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
You can't win them all.
Once a thief, always a thief.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
While there is life, there is hope.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
No man is an island.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Third time lucky.
Stupid is as stupid does.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
Forewarned is forearmed.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Accidents will happen.
Always put your best foot forward.
The wages of sin is death.

Adversity and loss make a man wise.

Softly, softly, catchee monkey.

Patience is a virtue.

Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.

You can't win them all.

Once a thief, always a thief.

There are plenty more fish in the sea.

While there is life, there is hope.

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

No man is an island.

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

Third time lucky.