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Random Proverbs (x 20)

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
If the cap fits, wear it.
Man does not live by bread alone.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Big fish eat little fish.
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
East is east, and west is west.
The bigger, the better.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
No man is an island.

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Slow and steady wins the race.

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

Blessed are the peacemakers.

If the cap fits, wear it.

Man does not live by bread alone.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

Big fish eat little fish.

Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

It's better to wear out, than to rust.