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Random Proverbs (x 20)

Dead men tell no tales.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
All you need is love.
Fight the good fight.
Appearances can be deceptive.
Don't throw good money after bad.
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
Don't cast pearls before swine.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
Actions speak louder than words.
Small things amuse small minds.
It's never too late to mend.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
Let the dead bury the dead.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
A person is known by the company they keep.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Live and learn.
Always put your best foot forward.

Dead men tell no tales.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

All you need is love.

Fight the good fight.

Appearances can be deceptive.

Don't throw good money after bad.

There are plenty more fish in the sea.

Don't cast pearls before swine.

Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.

Actions speak louder than words.

Small things amuse small minds.

It's never too late to mend.