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Random Proverbs (x 20)

Let bygones be bygones.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.
Work expands so as to fill the time available.
All publicity is good publicity.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Good talk saves the food.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
It goes without saying.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
It's best to be on the safe side.

Let bygones be bygones.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

It's the empty can that makes the most noise.

Red sky at night shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.

Work expands so as to fill the time available.

All publicity is good publicity.

A rising tide lifts all boats.

Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.

Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.

Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

Good talk saves the food.