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Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
It's easy to be wise after the event.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Opposites attract.
The best defence is a good offence.
Waste not, want not.
Don't put the cart before the horse.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
Once a thief, always a thief.
Every stick has two ends.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
Count your blessings.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
A thing begun is half done.
Beauty is only skin deep.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
Live and let live.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
The customer is always right.
Every dog has its day.
A picture paints a thousand words.
It goes without saying.
The bottom line is the bottom line.
Great oaks from little acorns grow.
Faith will move mountains.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
Go the extra mile.
A man is known by his friends.
Good things come in small packages.
Don't upset the apple-cart.
You can have too much of a good thing.
It's better to wear out, than to rust.
An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
East, west, home's best.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men.
A cat may look at a king.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
The truth will out.
All that glitters is not gold.
Don't mix business with pleasure.
Two is company, but three's a crowd.
One hand washes the other.
If the cap fits, wear it.
Horses for courses.
The Devil looks after his own.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Nothing new under the sun.
It's the singer not the song.
What goes up must come down.
Blood is thicker than water.
The bread always falls buttered side down.
March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb.
Forgive and forget.
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.
Pearls of wisdom.
Less is more.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
The leopard does not change his spots.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
The end justifies the means.
Quid pro quo.
To the victor go the spoils.
Handsome is as handsome does.
Do as I say, not as I do.
The Devil is in the details.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
The best things in life are free.
A leopard can't change its spots.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
It never rains but it pours.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
History repeats itself.
It takes one to know one.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
The exception which proves the rule.
You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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