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Random Proverbs (x 100)
History repeats itself.
A journey of thousand miles begins with a single step.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
Pearls of wisdom.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Another day, another dollar.
Opposites attract.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
The bigger, the better.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
Tomorrow is another day.
First things first.
The pen is mightier than sword.
More haste, less speed.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
Patience is a virtue.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
Never go to bed on an argument.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Good things come to those who wait.
Share and share alike.
Walnuts and pears you plant for your heirs.
Penny wise and pound foolish.
A golden key can open any door.
Fight the good fight.
One who sups with the devil, should have a long spoon.
Tomorrow never comes.
Appearances can be deceptive.
Revenge is sweet.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
Life is what you make it.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Faith will move mountains.
Moderation in all things.
Each to their own.
While the cat's away, the mice will play.
The best defence is a good offence.
You reap what you sow.
There is honour among thieves.
A watched pot never boils.
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
All you need is love.
Between two stools one falls to the ground.
Time and tide wait for no one.
Children and fools tell the truth.
Business before pleasure.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Once bitten, twice shy.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
The longest journey starts with a single step.
Grief divided is made lighter.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
There's safety in numbers.
Virtue is its own reward.
As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it.
There's no smoke without fire.
A good man is hard to find.
There is one law for the rich and another law for the poor.
There's none so deaf as those who will not hear.
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Money talks.
A picture paints a thousand words.
Money makes the world go round.
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.
Possession is nine points of the law.
When the cat's away the mice will play.
A house is not a home.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
Worrying never did anyone any good.
Seeing is believing.
Where there is smoke there is fire.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
If the cap fits, wear it.
East is east, and west is west.
For everything there is a season.
Charity covers a multitude of sins.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
The truth will out.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
It takes all sorts to make a world.
Birds of a feather flock together.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
You can't take it with you.
Give the Devil his due.
Strike while the iron is hot.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
An empty vessel makes much noise.
Walls have ears.
There's one born every minute.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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