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Time is a great healer.
Who pays the piper, calls the tune.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Less is more.
Let not the sun go down on your wrath.
Each to their own.
Quid pro quo.
Possession is nine points of the law.
Adversity and loss make a man wise.
No pain, no gain.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
A miss is as good as a mile.
Go the extra mile.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mountain.
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
You can't take it with you.
Any port in a storm.
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Haste makes waste.
It's better to give than to receive.
Only fools and horses work.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Good talk saves the food.
All things must pass.
Crime doesn't pay.
Do as I say, not as I do.
All's well that ends well.
Into every life a little rain must fall.
When one door shuts, another opens.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
A ship in the harbour is safe, but that is not what a ship is for.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Once bitten, twice shy.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
Knowledge is power.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
Enough is enough.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
It takes one to know one.
Patience is a virtue.
A man is known by his friends.
Adversity makes strange bedfellows.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
Every picture tells a story.
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men.
There are none so blind as those, that will not see.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Blessed are the peacemakers.
One hand washes the other.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.
It's the singer not the song.
Give the Devil his due.
There are two sides to every question.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
The best-laid plans go astray.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Great minds think alike.
The Devil has all the best tunes.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
The Devil is in the details.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
Nine tailors make a man.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
Variety is the spice of life.
Less said, soon mended.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Hope springs eternal.
All's fair in love and war.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Nothing succeeds like success.
Failing to plan, is planning to fail.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
An man's home is his castle.
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
It takes a thief to catch a thief.
An eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
Necessity is the mother of all invention.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
The best defence is a good offence.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
A person is known by the company they keep.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
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