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Random Proverbs (x 100)

Revenge is sweet.

Quid pro quo.

Let well alone.

Crime doesn't pay.

There's no fool like an old fool.

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

All things must pass.

Time flies.

Pearls of wisdom.

Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.

Little strokes fell great oaks.

Christmas comes but once a year.

You can't fit a round peg in a square hole.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.

In the midst of life we are in death.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

Give credit where credit is due.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

When the cat's away the mice will play.

Life is just a bowl of cherries.

If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

The wages of sin is death.

One man's meat is another man's poison.

It's better to be poor and healthy, than sick and wealthy.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

It's the singer not the song.

Time will tell.

He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.

A prophet is not recognized in his own land.

March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.

It's no use shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.

Hide in plain sight.

A golden key can open any door.

There's no time like the present.

Honesty is the best policy.

The darkest hour is just before the dawn.

You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.

Never go to bed on an argument.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

Look before you leap.

One law for the rich and another law for the poor.

Let bygones be bygones.

Discretion is the better part of valour.

Beat swords into ploughshares.

Do as I say, not as I do.

Let not the sun go down on your wrath.

Distance lends enchantment to the view.

Judge not, that ye be not judged.

Nine tailors make a man.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

The best things in life are free.

Waste not, want not.

Don't let the grass grow under your feet.

Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.

If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.

Don't throw good money after bad.

While the cat's away, the mice will play.

Make hay while the sun shines.

Rain before seven, fine before eleven.

Third time lucky.

It takes a thief to catch a thief.

Don't test the depth of water with both feet.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Don't meet troubles half-way.

Physician, heal thyself.

A picture paints a thousand words.

It's best to be on the safe side.

He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.

A poor worker blames the tools.

Don't put the cart before the horse.

You pays your money and you takes your choice.

Enough is as good as a feast.

Life's not all beer and skittles.

Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear.

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.

Money talks.

Home is where the heart is.

The early bird gets the worm.

While there is life, there is hope.

Bad news travels fast.

Opposites attract.

Work expands so as to fill the time available.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.

Nothing new under the sun.

An idle brain is the devil's workshop.

Don't keep a dog and bark yourself.

A drowning man will clutch at a straw.

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.

Practice what you preach.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

A cat has nine lives.

It's better to give than to receive.

One year's seeding makes seven years weeding.

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

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Locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

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