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Random Proverbs (x 10)

Never give a sucker an even break.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.
Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
Only fools and horses work.
There's an exception to every rule.
Nothing succeeds like success.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

Never give a sucker an even break.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves.

Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

Only fools and horses work.

There's an exception to every rule.

Nothing succeeds like success.

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

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