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As soon as Thanksgiving started, Derek snapped his fingers.
When Daisy arrived at her grand opening, everyone stared in disbelief.
Leon put down the teddy bear carefully.
Beverly was delighted to be alone.
Dawn was at the aquarium. She had a phone in her hand.
Danny was the best tattooist around.
Jeff walked into the guest room and looked at Jeanette. "You make me want to shout," he said.
The music coming from the laundry made Claude hopeful.
The basement was a complete mess.
It was a rainy winter afternoon. Gerald put down his apple as he led the gondolier into the outhouse.
It was a dark and lonely fall night. Marsha was at the football stadium.
When rain began, Bonnie knew it was time to run.
Elaine had come to the windmill alone. She was here to meet the stunt double.
Dorothy had been expecting Tammy for four days. She ground her teeth.
Sherri hoped that the dog was threatened.
For as long as Sean could remember, he'd wanted to be a pirate.
Love was in the air. Kirk waited.
When Joann opened the door Mrs. Williams looked up from her book.
Moiyra Spaceburner raised her fist.
Ianairt waited for the battle to begin.
There had never been a publisher quite like Dale Parker, and he knew it.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Donna want to cry.
Lucille was worried that Patsy was coming to her party.
On Saturday, Joan made up a story.
"All's well that ends well," Rose told herself as she waited at the gate.
Going to the lake was a great idea. Jill took a long sip of her merlot.
If the sculptor didn't arrive soon, Lynn didn't know what she would do.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Tim was relieved to see his car.
Leslie was the best beekeeper in town.
It was a long way to the sea. Phyllis stopped and cracked open another beer.
The crocodile was on the prowl. Beverly panicked.
Someone had invited a duck to the funeral. Jesus knew it wouldn't end well.
Arlene gripped her bouquet.
Carole could see that Constance was regretful.
Willard was delighted to be free.
As soon as the grand opening started, Gertrude snapped her fingers.
Karen was in the hair salon. She had a pink highlighter in her hand.
The guest room was flooded.
Anne walked into the library and glanced at Stephen. "You make me nervous," she said.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Pamela felt that the detective was friendly.
It was a sad - Months afternoon. Ronald was at the bus stop.
It was a cool morning. Everett took a long sip of his punch as he led the chicken sexer into the armory.
Clifford had been expecting Tommy for three hours. He set aside his pen.
Balie shielded his eyes against the blast.
Alfred was singing. He buttoned up his jacket.
Jaime had never been to the sea. He nodded to the carpenter.
Xyrays Faith-eater raised his axe.
The sound of the motorbike made Greg hesitant.
Geraldine had invited a monkey to Christmas. She knew the fun was about to begin.

Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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