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Random Opening Lines (x 5)

Bruce was the best construction worker who ever lived.
As soon as the grand opening started, Linda took a bite of her chicken wing.
Dave opened the door to the kitchen. He was afraid of what he might find.
On Saturday, Rose made room.
After spending a night in hospital, Mario was relieved to see his wife.

Bruce was the best construction worker who ever lived.

As soon as the grand opening started, Linda took a bite of her chicken wing.

Dave opened the door to the kitchen. He was afraid of what he might find.

On Saturday, Rose made room.

After spending a night in hospital, Mario was relieved to see his wife.

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