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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
It was a long way to the sea. Shannon stopped and ground her teeth.
On Saturday, Terry made peace.
Beatrice knew that everyone was coming to Christmas.
Adam was farting. He straightened his hair.
Duane nodded to the truck driver. It was going to be a long afternoon.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Ken was relieved to see his home.
Smoke was in the air. Marilyn opened the door.
Shane could see that James was willing. He opened the door to the control room.
Ghusm waited for the battle to begin.
Going to the forest was a great idea. Nathaniel took a sip of his lemonade.
Mary-Beth had invited a penguin to her party. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Alex opened the door to the sauna. He could not believe what he saw.
Pamela staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Salvador opened the door to the kitchen. He took a bite of his muffin.
Lady Marion was eating in the laundry.
Dale could see that Duane was a goldsmith. He tried not to worry.
For as long as Violet could remember, she'd wanted to be a sniper.
Joanne put down the bike nervously.
It was a clear, bright fall evening. Margie put down her flute as she led the actor into the bathroom.
The sound of the faucet dripping made Brent hesitant.
Dianne was the best photographer bar none.
Jon could feel his life slipping away.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
When Anita arrived at her funeral, Leona fainted.
As soon as the party started, Kenneth buttoned up his jacket.
Doroi Worldmore raised her fist.
Jessica was in the hole. She had a key in her hand.
When Suzanne arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone embraced her.
Clayton hoped that no one was coming to Christmas.
It was a long way to the desert. Henry stopped and meditated.
Ida had come to India prepared. She was here to meet the printer.
Lord Lloyd was in one of his moods.
Connie could tell that Paula was hesitant. She opened the door to the stable.
When Virgil opened the door Mr. Morris looked up from his work.
When the moon came up, Sam knew it was time to sleep.
The lawyer opened the door, and led Albert inside.
On Sunday, Dale always made a pie.
Wallace hoped that Dennis was quirky.
Steve had never been to the bay. He crouched and tied his laces.
Going to the woods was a bad idea. Armando took a bite of his slice of pizza.
Justin walked into the office and glanced at Clifton. "You make me tell the truth," he said.
Michelle hoped that the horse was panicked.
Michele opened the door to the armory. She had dreamed of this moment.
Laura-May had invited an elephant to Easter. She knew what to do.
The puppy had escaped. Clinton knew exactly what to do.
"This is crazy," Stanley told himself as he waited in the observatory.
Rita knew that the truck driver was elegant.
It was a clear and cloudless January afternoon. Keith put down his soda as he led the janitor into the living room.
When Elsie arrived at her funeral, everyone embraced her.
Farae waited for the battle to begin.
It was a calm, yet eerie Monday night. Cheryl was at the train station.
Vera had been expecting Charlotte for days. She rubbed her hands together.
Leah was in the attic. She had a hairbrush in her hand.
Annie was leaving. She shuddered in anticipation.
Sylel shielded his eyes against the light.
For as long as Priscilla could remember, she'd wanted to be a missionary.
Marilyn lowered her gaze. It was going to be a fantastic day.
As soon as Christmas started, Angela cracked open another beer.
On Friday, Manuel made a comeback.
Someone had invited a dolphin to the wedding. Crystal knew it wouldn't end well.
Tracy felt that Amber was disloyal.
Alberto had come to London alone. He was here to meet the astronaut.
Tamara could see that Cathy was a construction worker. She tried not to worry.
After spending a night on a plane, Bobbie was relieved to see her mother.
The garage was ready.
Lord Basingreach was sitting in the closet.
It was a long way to the river. Mathew stopped and swallowed nervously.
The welder opened the door, and led Alfredo inside.
Lady Brandine was in one of her moods.
Petir leaned into the wind.
Brett knew that Milton was coming to Thanksgiving.
Dean walked into the basement and looked at Stella. "You make me happy," he said.
The sound of polystyrene scraping made Mark angry.
Gail could see that the dinosaur was snoopy.
Thelma was the best composer in town.
"You can do this," Lucille told herself as she waited behind the wall.
Roy staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
When Jaime opened the door Mrs. Allen looked up from her work.
As soon as the funeral started, Wallace took a sip of his rum and coke.
Leo had invited a wolf to his grand opening. He knew the fun was about to begin.
When the sun rose, Dave knew it was time to move on.
When Melvin arrived at his wedding, Roger stared in disbelief.
Soih shielded his eyes against the sun.
For as long as Casey could remember, he'd wanted to be a matador.
Lady Jeanne was sitting in the chapel.
Randy could not hear anything.
Gabriel hoped that the criminal was ugly.
When Erin arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone booed her.
Lady Olga was in one of her moods.
Going to the desert island was a bad idea. Melinda cracked open another beer.
Joan had been expecting Joyce for six hours. She rubbed her hands together.
If the chauffeur didn't arrive soon, Viola didn't know what she would do.
It was a rainy fall afternoon. Rosa was under the bridge.
Marcia picked up her knife. It was going to be a special morning.
Kimberly knew that Kim was nonchalant.
Ellen opened the door to the kitchen. She was afraid of what she might find.
Ray was painting. He checked his reflection.
Love was in the air. Roy opened the door.
As soon as the grand opening started, Raymond took a bite of his kebab.
Whaerzern Starjaw raised his fist.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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