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Someone had invited a fox to the funeral. Chad knew what to do.
Nora staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Allen was crawling. He took a long sip of his whiskey.
Lori opened the door to the living room. She swallowed nervously.
Erica felt that Thelma was amiable.
The bathroom was deserted.
Edgar had invited a seal to Easter. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Vivian could see that Josephine was a fashion designer. She tried not to laugh.
Irma was at school. She had a yellow highlighter in her hand.
"Maybe no one will notice," Lee told himself as he waited at the door.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Jose opened the door.
It was a foggy night. Charlotte wanted a friend as she led the biologist into the cell.
Elazh waited for the battle to begin.
Carole opened the door to the attic. She was afraid of what she might find.
Rosa hoped for a miracle. It was going to be a momentous morning.
There had never been a captain quite like Bill Taylor, and he knew it.
Jo-Ellen was the best lawyer around.
Lord Joe was waiting in the living room.
As soon as the party started, Irma looked at the time.
It started like any other afternoon in the library. Billie scratched her hand.
On Friday, Jill made it through.
When Crystal opened the door Mrs. White looked up from her work.
The noises coming from the outhouse made Tracy hopeful.
Going to the desert island was a good idea. Debra lit a cigarette.
Raymond could feel his heart beating.
When Adam arrived at his funeral, Alex stared in disbelief.
For as long as Lynn could remember, she'd wanted to be a lifeguard.
Lady Offentoft was sitting in the kitchen.
Michele was delighted to be alive.
Tracey walked into the cell and looked at Christopher. "You make me lie," she said.
Theodore had invited a cat to Thanksgiving. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Andrew had come to France alone. He was here to meet the matador.
After spending a night in jail, Linda was relieved to see her car.
Billy-Bob hoped that Felix was dutiful.
Edna fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Florence could tell that Debbie was an entrepreneur. She tried not to worry.
Sara could see that the dog was anxious.
When rain stopped, Rick knew it was time to run.
Marcus opened the door to the barn. He could not believe what he saw.
When Norma arrived at her grand opening, everyone booed her.
If the messenger didn't arrive soon, Glen didn't know what he would do.
There had never been a bank robber quite like Dolores Freeman, and she knew it.
Samantha had been waiting for Ann for hours. She swallowed nervously.
"Winners don't quit," Marsha told herself as she waited in the shop.
It started like any other day in the bathroom. Joel checked his watch.
Duane was burping. He cracked open another beer.
It was a chilly October night. Derek was under the bridge.
As soon as Easter started, Bobbie-Sue enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Lord Addlecot was in one of his moods.
Tammy walked into the wine cellar and looked at Kenneth. "You make me glow," she said.
Going to the ocean was a nice idea. Kristen took a long sip of her chardonnay.
Love was in the air. Cody smiled knowingly.
When Charlie opened the door Mrs. White looked up from her work.
Lori was in the hair salon. She had a can opener in her hand.
It was a dull, insipid night. Tanya wanted a cigarette as she led the coach into the attic.
The archaeologist opened the door, and led Martha inside.
The dog was on the loose. Teresa tried to remain calm.
Chad chewed some gum. It was going to be a fantastic night.
When Evelyn arrived at her wedding, everyone stared in disbelief.
Ethel staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
After spending a night on a train, Wesley was relieved to see his wife.
The dining room was dark and oddly quiet.
Earl had invited a cheetah to his party. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Leo had never been to the river. He chewed his lip.
On Sunday, Bobbie always made it work.
Antonio knew that the rat catcher was kind.
It was a long way to the volcano. Adrian stopped and scratched his hand.
When the moon came up, Lester knew it was time to move on.
The sound of the seagulls made Dorothy angry.
Cynthia knew that no one was coming to Christmas.
Kristen had come to Istanbul alone. She was here to meet the florist.
When Anthony arrived at his grand opening, Carl welcomed him.
It was a dull, insipid night. Juanita was at the butcher.
Herbert could see that Roy was lifeless. He opened the door to the bedroom.
There had never been a psychiatrist quite like Darryl Freeman, and he knew it.
Lady Edith was in one of her moods.
Marlene could see that Minnie was an astronaut. She tried not to worry.
William opened the door to the office. He had dreamed of this moment.
Andrea staggered in the gloom. The walls were damp.
Lonnie was glowing. He questioned his decision.
Natalie was under the mountain. She had a chicken wing in her hand.
It was a lazy night. Doris sucked her teeth as she led the merchant into the outhouse.
Nathaniel opened the door to the cell. He struggled to breathe.
Nina shrugged. It was going to be a momentous morning.
Jaerice waited for the battle to begin.
Ootchiabon shielded his eyes against the sun.
Lord Frederick was reading in the attic.
The principal opened the door, and led Cathy inside.
Love was in the air. Matthew waited.
Someone had invited a dinosaur to the party. Tamara knew it wouldn't end well.
The bee had escaped. Carol tried to remain calm.
"Winners don't quit," Kristina told herself as she waited on the porch.
When wolves began to howl, Marilyn knew it was time to move on.
Jo put down the sandwich nervously.
When Connie opened the door Mrs. Martin ez looked up from her work.
After spending a night on the street, Gregory was relieved to see his boss.
As soon as Christmas started, Michele checked her reflection.
Annette was disappointed that everyone was coming to Easter.
There had never been a magician quite like Irene Cooper, and she knew it.
Gina knew that the tortoise was positive.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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