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After spending a night on a plane, Pedro was relieved to see his car.
When Audrey arrived at her party, everyone laughed at her.
Brent could feel his life slipping away.
Tony had invited a busker to his grand opening. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Clifford was in the cathedral. He had a bread-stick in his hand.
There had never been a governor quite like Tracy Allen, and she knew it.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Kelly went over the plan.
Brad had never been to the pond. He tried to hide.
The corridor was ready.
"All's well that ends well," Monica told herself as she waited on the porch.
The sailor opened the door, and led Patsy inside.
Thelma could see that Misty was gracious.
Tom opened the door to the conservatory. His senses were overwhelmed.
Smoke was in the air. Ivan looked at the time.
Calvin had come to the windmill alone. He was here to meet the editor.
It was a misty morning. Tracey was at the gate.
On Sunday, Anita made it up.
Someone had invited a sheep to the grand opening. Norman knew it wouldn't end well.
Uortilim leaned into the wind.
It was a long way to the woods. Curtis stopped and gripped his sandwich.
For as long as Jimmie could remember, he'd wanted to be a drug dealer.
Pearl hoped that the monk was predatory.
Theodore could see that Fernando was dramatic. He opened the door to the library.
When Allen opened the door Mr. Washington looked up from his work.
Gilbert felt that the panda was possessive.
Lonnie put down the spring-roll nervously.
It was a clear April morning. Hugh closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette as he led the singer into the bathroom.
When wolves began to howl, Yolanda knew it was time to move on.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
Daisy had never been to the creek. She scratched her hand.
After spending a night on a train, Esther was relieved to see her father.
Joyce opened the door to the cloakroom. She took a sip of her whiskey.
There had never been a bishop quite like Todd Taylor, and he knew it.
Brad could feel his life slipping away.
Mario was the best nanny around.
The armory was dark and oddly quiet.
Glenda could not hear anything.
Lee was in the food court. He had a credit card in his hand.
Love was in the air. Lillie opened the door.
Rose staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
Terry took a bite of his banana. It was going to be a long morning.
Trarm shielded his eyes against the blast.
It was a bleak, wintery Sunday night. Nelson was down the well.
On Thursday, Debra made a list.
Shua Bondtrace raised her axe.
Gene knew that Benjamin was uncertain.
Lee was worried that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
Irene was dancing. She took a bite of her bratwurst.
Emily opened the door to the pantry. She was afraid of what she might find.
The sound of the squeak toy made Irma want to cry.
Eliza-Jane was delighted to be floating.
Andre could see that Brad was a record producer. He tried not to laugh.
For as long as Karen could remember, she'd wanted to be a printer.
Someone had invited a dinosaur to the party. Leslie knew the fun was about to begin.
Brent knew that the deputy was flexible.
It was a typical morning in the bomb-shelter. Jacob lit a cigarette.
Bruce had invited a whale to his wedding. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Rene had been expecting Jimmie for six hours. He chewed some gum.
The waiting room was ready.
When Tammy arrived at Easter, everyone stared in disbelief.
As soon as the funeral started, Derrick enjoyed the feeling of power.
When Sherry arrived at her party, Harold ignored her.
Joseph fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Emily could tell that Judy was aloof. She opened the door to the cloakroom.
Guy had never been to the waterfall. He laughed to himself.
"Just try not to cry," Georgia told herself as she waited at the zoo.
When Pamela opened the door Mr. Jones looked up from his work.
It was a sad August afternoon. Stacey chewed her lip as she led the trapper into the kitchen.
Kimberly was disappointed that Loretta was coming to her wedding.
Lady Marsha was reading in the attic.
Craig picked up his spatula.
It was a calm, yet eerie summer night. Lloyd was at school.
Miguel was the best executioner bar none.
Barbara opened the door to the cloakroom. She could not believe what she saw.
Rafael meditated. It was going to be a long day.
On Saturday, Karl made jelly.
Tony opened the door to the basement. He knew it was too late.
The giraffe had escaped. Julia knew exactly what to do.
Constance felt that Ruby was empty.
Ricardo had been waiting for Antonio for five hours. He shrugged.
Smoke was in the air. Matthew looked at the time.
Arlene had come to Johannesburg prepared. She was here to meet the air traffic controller.
It was a long way to the planet. Julio stopped and nodded to the messenger.
Crazhoe arose from slumber.
Christy could not see anything.
After spending a night under a bridge, Ruth was relieved to see her car.
The deputy opened the door, and led Edwin inside.
When Marsha arrived at Christmas, Caroline fainted.
When the sun rose, Hazel knew it was time to sleep.
Arthur was delighted to be alone.
For as long as Jose could remember, he'd wanted to be a builder.
Wilma could tell that Florence was a swineherd. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Lady Malgate was waiting in the bathroom.
Eric fumbled in the gloom. The walls were rough.
Going to the reef was a great idea. Rachel took a bite of her icecream.
Willie was shrinking. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
As soon as Easter started, Marian giggled to herself.
There had never been a coach quite like Alex Allen, and he knew it.
Alice wanted a smoke. It was going to be a fantastic afternoon.
Martha opened the door to the cell. She could not believe what she saw.

Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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