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Lady Marlene was eating in the bathroom.
Dave fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
"Dare to dream," Jessica told herself as she waited in the prison.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
As soon as Christmas started, Cory chewed some gum.
The smoke coming from the lobby made Laura-May hopeful.
When wolves began to howl, Mattie knew it was time to sleep.
Xilaral shielded her eyes against the blast.
Bruce knew that the frog was simple.
After spending a night in hospital, Darrell was relieved to see his home.
The corridor was the perfect location.
Mario could feel his heart beating.
Lonnie had invited a panda to Thanksgiving. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Someone had invited a yak to Easter. Marsha knew it wouldn't end well.
The sound of the waterfall made Carrie want to scream.
The donkey was on the prowl. Darren tried to remain calm.
There had never been a surgeon quite like Lisa Walker, and she knew it.
Raul was suprised to be free.
Bartholomew opened the door to the bathroom. The silence was overwhelming.
Rhonda was glad that no one was coming to her funeral.
If the truck driver didn't arrive soon, Catherine didn't know what she would do.
The tailor opened the door, and led Kristina inside.
Going to the ocean was a great idea. Gordon shuddered in anticipation.
For as long as Samantha could remember, she'd wanted to be an antique dealer.
Lady Basingmore was in one of her moods.
Megan was sitting. She knew it was too late.
Jerome knew that Roland was passive.
When Carmen arrived at Thanksgiving, Sherry embraced her.
As soon as the grand opening started, Paula grimaced.
The smoke coming from the dungeon made Pamela hopeful.
When Tanya opened the door Mrs. Young looked up from her work.
Laura-May fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Annette knew that the seal was shortsighted.
Eugene knew that the physician was empathetic.
Audrey put down the teddy bear carefully.
On Monday, Leroy made a contribution.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Sonia stopped and took a bite of her chicken wing.
Jorge could not feel anything.
It was a rain-swept August night. Shelly looked at the time as she led the scientist into the dungeon.
Micheal opened the door to the garage. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
Tina was relieved that everyone was coming to her funeral.
When rain began, Violet knew it was time to sleep.
Joshua was the best herbalist in town.
Robin opened the door to the corridor. She could not believe what she saw.
After spending a night on the street, Roy was relieved to see his boss.
Lance took a sip of his wine. It was going to be a fantastic day.
When Leona arrived at Easter, everyone gasped.
Heather could see that Daisy was a game show host. She tried not to laugh.
Elaine could tell that Cassandra was odd. She opened the door to the bedroom.
Kristin was suprised to be free.
As soon as the wedding started, Anna looked at the time.
The bright light coming from the chapel made Miguel hopeful.
It was a typical summer afternoon. Barbara was behind the tree.
If the choreographer didn't arrive soon, Carl didn't know what he would do.
Louis was at school. He had a spatula in his hand.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Micheal waited.
Michelle had invited a ninja to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
When Leslie arrived at her party, everyone ignored her.
Gregory had never been to the stream. He chewed some gum.
Randall put down the bread-stick carefully.
Marsha could see that the wolf was colorful.
"Time to shine," Clayton told himself as he waited in the bushes.
For as long as Darryl could remember, he'd wanted to be a gravedigger.
Ernest walked into the wine cellar and looked at Tommy. "You make me run," he said.
Warren opened the door to the kitchen. He chewed his lip.
Sherri had come to the windmill prepared. She was here to meet the illustrator.
On Saturday, Joan made up.
It started like any other afternoon in the train station. Glen chuckled to himself.
After spending a night in jail, Eva was relieved to see her boss.
The chicken had escaped. Gerald knew exactly what to do.
Andrea was relieved that everyone was coming to her party.
Clifford opened the door to the barn. He had dreamed of this moment.
When the sun rose, Kim knew it was time to move on.
It was a bitterly cold autumn night. Clara checked her phone as she led the pirate into the dining room.
When Hazel opened the door Mrs. Ramir ez looked up from her work.
Billy could tell that Andrew was hefty. He opened the door to the office.
Craig hoped that the pilot was trendy.
Armando knew that Gerald was erratic.
Howard looked at the time. It was going to be a tough evening.
Kay was the best artist in town.
There had never been a computer programmer quite like Brandine Lewis, and she knew it.
As soon as the party started, Tony scratched his hand.
The accountant opened the door, and led Lucille inside.
Joshua took a long sip of his chocolate milk.
Tamara was suprised to be free.
The sound of screaming children made Alice want to cry.
Lord Bexwick was in one of his moods.
Darlene had invited a raccoon to Christmas. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Peirus shielded her eyes against the sun.
Louise could see that Cassandra was an editor. She tried not to feel intimidated.
When Marjorie arrived at her grand opening, everyone fainted.
Smoke was in the air. Hector looked at the time.
Terry had come to the submarine prepared. She was here to meet the baker.
Eroil Goldskin raised his shield.
It was a hot February morning. Jon was around the corner.
Going to the lake was a terrible idea. Brenda bit her fingernails.
After spending a night on a train, Donna was relieved to see her home.
When Patricia arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone embraced her.
When Dolores opened the door Mrs. Cooper looked up from her work.
When the moon came up, Joy knew it was time to sleep.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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