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There had never been a composer quite like Chris Walker, and he knew it.
Roberto had never been to the woods. He rubbed his hands together.
It was a long way to the forest. Allen stopped and set aside his plate.
William walked into the cell and looked at Jerry. "You make me run," he said.
When Naomi arrived at her grand opening, Jeffery booed her.
It was a bright and starry June night. Beth was under the bridge.
The yodeler opened the door, and led Danielle inside.
Herman was the best captain who ever lived.
The sound of screaming children made Patrick want to scream.
Cheryl took a bite of her candy-bar.
When Daryl arrived at his party, everyone fainted.
The bright light coming from the laundry made Charlotte hopeful.
Darren was in the library. He had a spring-roll in his hand.
Nelson hoped that Benjamin was coming to his wedding.
As soon as Christmas started, Glenda straightened her hair.
Louis put down the icecream nervously.
For as long as Jose could remember, he'd wanted to be a bandit.
Allen opened the door to the garage. He took a long sip of his ale.
Urit arose from slumber.
Jo-Ellen had invited a monk to her party. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Harry was delighted to be alive.
The lounge room was deserted.
Skauve Worlddancer raised her axe.
Clayton could feel his heart beating.
Ronald had been waiting for Leon for two days. He checked his phone.
A sense of magic was in the air. Priscilla smiled knowingly.
When the moon came up, Alicia knew it was time to sleep.
After spending a night in the airport, Cheryl was relieved to see her boss.
Diana knew that the scientist was inferior.
Freddie was the best fraudster in town.
Stacey could see that Andrea was bright. She opened the door to the kitchen.
Allan had never been to the bay. He took a bite of his slice of pizza.
Lord Stanmeadow was sitting in the basement.
Janice ground her teeth. It was going to be a tough night.
Presaytch shielded her eyes against the sun.
It started like any other morning in the football stadium. Maxine shrugged.
The cheetah was on the loose. Salvador pretended not to notice.
Michelle knew that the tortoise was experimental.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Sylvia grinned.
Going to the lake was a good idea. Duane took a sip of his Fanta.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
The welder opened the door, and led Leslie inside.
When Vanessa arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed at her.
It was a typical morning in the cafe. Mary meditated.
Brandon walked into the basement and looked at Barry. "You make me jealous," he said.
It was a long way to the island. Tony stopped and wiped the sweat from his brow.
Mae was crawling. She went over the plan.
Mike could tell that Bob was a cartoonist. He tried not to laugh.
It was a dark and stormy November evening. Fred was at school.
Eva was suprised to be floating.
Bernard raised his hands.
Milton staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
When rain stopped, Audrey knew it was time to sleep.
The music coming from the corridor made Reginald uneasy.
Dianne knew that Jill was grieved.
On Sunday, Glenda made a kite.
If the florist didn't arrive soon, Neil didn't know what he would do.
Emma could feel her life slipping away.
Someone had invited a lemur to the wedding. Jennifer knew the fun was about to begin.
"Just be yourself," Josephine told herself as she waited in the observatory.
Jackie had never been to the mountain. She scratched her hand.
There had never been a wizard quite like Milton Carter, and he knew it.
Going to the bay was a terrible idea. Hugh took a bite of his pickle.
The sound of the drill made Janet want to scream.
Derrick was in the hospital. He had a yellow highlighter in his hand.
Manuel could not feel anything.
Lupoe arose from slumber.
When Jeanette opened the door Mrs. Jones looked up from her book.
When Helen arrived at her party, everyone rushed to see her.
Lord Neil was waiting in the library.
The swimming coach opened the door, and led Kirk inside.
Karl put down the croissant carefully.
The classroom was flooded.
Lillian opened the door to the living room. The odour was unmistakable.
Corey lit a cigarette. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
As soon as Christmas started, Kent struggled to breathe.
Clayton could see that Edward was a gardener. He tried not to laugh.
It was a magical fall evening. Mary-Jo was in the kitchen.
Someone had invited a puppy to the funeral. Donald knew what to do.
Ierd Fearbite raised his sword.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Gail was relieved to see her husband.
Jesus could see that Billy was agreeable. He opened the door to the living room.
It started like any other evening in the shop. Velma hoped for a miracle.
Jennie was suprised to be alone.
On Thursday, David made dessert.
When Helen arrived at Easter, everyone gasped.
The kitten had escaped. Florence knew exactly what to do.
Ann was glad that no one was coming to Christmas.
Ouchoethor leaned into the wind.
Going to the planet was a terrible idea. Margaret checked her reflection.
When the moon came up, Marjorie knew it was time to move on.
Suzanne crouched and tied her laces.
"All's well that ends well," Mae told herself as she waited at the wax museum.
Earl hoped that Javier was creative.
The noises coming from the barn made Jonathan uneasy.
A sense of magic was in the air. Eric opened the door.
Leon was farting. He scratched his hand.
It was a long way to the lake. Judy stopped and shrugged.
Elaine fumbled in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
It was a busy February evening. Vicki was behind the curtains.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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