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The zebra had escaped. Katrina tried to remain calm.
Kim could feel her heart beating.
It was a night full of promise. Deborah was at the concert.
Alberto took a bite of his muffin.
Someone had invited a rat to the party. Jessica knew the fun was about to begin.
Dennis was the best drug dealer bar none.
Yeem Bonestruck raised his axe.
The air traffic controller opened the door, and led Alicia inside.
The sound of the squeak toy made Mabel want to cry.
A sense of magic was in the air. Bessie opened the door.
Yvonne was delighted to be alive.
Harold could not see anything.
When James arrived at his grand opening, everyone fainted.
It was a long way to the mountain. Raymond stopped and wanted a spring-roll.
Jesus could see that Norman was secure. He opened the door to the dungeon.
Ronald fumbled in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
As soon as Christmas started, Felix giggled to himself.
When the sun rose, Kurt knew it was time to move on.
It started like any other day in the theatre. Ann raised her hands.
The smoke coming from the wardrobe made Glen hopeful.
On Tuesday, Kristin always made a treehouse.
Dean opened the door to the armory. His senses were overwhelmed.
When Kenneth arrived at Thanksgiving, Nelson rushed to see him.
Jonathan could see that Claude was a beautician. He tried not to smile.
Harold hoped that the sheep was cautious.
Going to the cave was a bad idea. Becky took a sip of her cappuccino.
Barry had invited a whale to his funeral. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Edward opened the door to the garage. He cracked open another beer.
Travis had been expecting Stephen for four hours. He swallowed nervously.
"All's well that ends well," Janet told herself as she waited in the library.
Erika had never been to the desert island. She laughed to herself.
Charlene was waiting. She picked up her toothbrush.
It was a clear October morning. Susan was in the corner.
When Billy opened the door Mr. Hud son looked up from his work.
Friawodom leaned into the wind.
Alex was the best hunter who ever lived.
Betty was in the cave. She had a slice of pizza in her hand.
The air traffic controller opened the door, and led Lorraine inside.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Ray opened the door.
Someone had invited a chimpanzee to Easter. Jo knew the fun was about to begin.
Jill was disappointed that everyone was coming to her funeral.
If the publisher didn't arrive soon, Melinda didn't know what she would do.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Kristin was relieved to see her car.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
The sound of the seagulls made Marcus hesitant.
Gloria walked into the attic and looked at Jo-Ellen. "You make me run," she said.
Mario put down the bread-stick carefully.
Sean could see that the shepherd was fatalistic.
When Monica arrived at her party, everyone laughed.
Going to the mountain was a bad idea. Pearl chewed her lip.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Joan stopped and went over the plan.
The dining room was covered in blood.
Carmen had invited a dolphin to her funeral. She knew what to do.
David snapped his fingers. It was going to be a special night.
As soon as the wedding started, Sergio giggled to himself.
It was a magical summer morning. Jon gripped his screwdriver as he led the jockey into the walk-in freezer.
Miriam could tell that Helen was a hunter. She tried not to worry.
Jenny had come to Heaven prepared. She was here to meet the bank robber.
On Friday, Calvin made a pillow fort.
When Ethel arrived at her funeral, Amy rushed to see her.
It was a long and sleepless night. Courtney was in the museum.
Manuel had never been to the valley. He took a sip of his chardonnay.
Roger was at the butcher. He had a cocktail in his hand.
The smell coming from the living room made Gwendolyn hopeful.
Bruce had been expecting Roberto for six days. He swallowed nervously.
Ruth smiled knowingly.
Lady Balliine was in one of her moods.
Lucy was the best salesperson in town.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
For as long as Francis could remember, he'd wanted to be a coroner.
Dustin opened the door to the garage. The silence was overwhelming.
The zookeeper opened the door, and led Patricia inside.
If the linguist didn't arrive soon, Derrick didn't know what he would do.
Lord Brett was in one of his moods.
Cee Heartsong raised her axe.
Joy hoped that Natalie was cute.
Lord Ken was waiting in the cell.
Janice was walking. She took a bite of her banana.
Larry had come to the liferaft alone. He was here to meet the dressmaker.
Lord Roselee was waiting in the living room.
Erin was suprised to be floating.
Franklin hoped that the whale was obsessive.
Becky had invited a graphic artist to Easter. She knew what to do.
There had never been an executioner quite like Allison Washington, and she knew it.
As soon as the wedding started, Nelson struggled to breathe.
Leslie could tell that Gertrude was miserly. She opened the door to the guest room.
Someone had invited an otter to Christmas. Nathan knew the fun was about to begin.
Cecil hoped that the model was irritable.
Charlotte was angry that Joan was coming to her funeral.
The sound of the chickens made Emma hesitant.
When Eileen arrived at her party, Caroline laughed.
The smell coming from the lobby made Jaime hopeful.
The seal was on the loose. Russell panicked.
It was a bitterly cold morning. Ruben wiped the sweat from his brow as he led the wizard into the studio.
When Lloyd opened the door Mrs. Thomas looked up from her work.
Chaersoiwyn leaned into the wind.
Sara could tell that Theresa was a butcher. She tried not to laugh.
Kevin had been waiting for Arnold for three days. He smiled knowingly.
Martin was the best security guard who ever lived.
It started like any other evening in the bedroom. Robin took a bite of her kebab.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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