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Jennifer was crawling. She raised her hands.
Everett was suprised to be alive.
Going to the river was a good idea. Roger took a bite of his hot dog.
If the impersonator didn't arrive soon, Lauren didn't know what she would do.
The outhouse was dark and oddly quiet.
The noises coming from the bathroom made Rene uneasy.
Hector had been expecting Tommy for six days. He scratched his hand.
Ben could tell that Sam was a waiter. He tried not to worry.
Ralph could see that Clinton was lifeless. He opened the door to the classroom.
Craig was at the mall. He had a can opener in his hand.
It was a morning full of promise. Kevin was in the attic.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Theresa was relieved to see her husband.
It started like any other morning in the lighthouse. Edwin took a sip of his chocolate milk.
Jill had invited a dinosaur to her grand opening. She knew what to do.
Brandon wanted one last chance. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
Hector opened the door to the walk-in freezer. The silence was overwhelming.
Penny could not feel anything.
Katie was glad that no one was coming to her funeral.
Lady Brindleshaw was eating in the studio.
There had never been a real estate agent quite like Marsha Young, and she knew it.
Cynthia put down the bratwurst slowly.
Jean opened the door to the classroom. She meditated.
Caep waited for the battle to begin.
Connie had never been to the river. She set aside her phone.
Bartholomew could feel his life slipping away.
The sound of the seagulls made Charlotte want to scream.
When the sun rose, Zachary knew it was time to find shelter.
As soon as Easter started, Barbara twiddled her thumbs.
When Allison opened the door Mrs. Cooper looked up from her work.
Toni could tell that Elly-May was inoffensive. She opened the door to the bathroom.
Lord Dustshore was in one of his moods.
Going to the beach was a great idea. Brett took a sip of his juice.
The fashion designer opened the door, and led Beth inside.
If the private detective didn't arrive soon, Clarence didn't know what he would do.
Melanie had come to Mars alone. She was here to meet the judge.
Hazel was in the observatory. She had a screwdriver in her hand.
For as long as Denise could remember, she'd wanted to be a teacher.
Someone had invited a deer to the party. Clinton knew the fun was about to begin.
Gregory walked into the office and glanced at Marlene. "You make me yawn," he said.
Lucy could see that Leona was a burglar. She tried not to worry.
After spending a night on the street, Mario was relieved to see his mother.
It was a snowy night. Ian was in the food court.
Lloyd was suprised to be alive.
The alligator had escaped. Joy tried to remain calm.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Don looked at the time.
Lena had invited a receptionist to Easter. She knew the fun was about to begin.
The noises coming from the attic made Stacy uneasy.
When Lydia arrived at her grand opening, Rachel laughed at her.
Jo had been waiting for Rebecca for six days. She looked at the time.
Melinda was running. She took a long sip of her Jim Beam.
When Jaime arrived at his funeral, Shane gasped.
Alfred opened the door to the living room. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
Julia could tell that Tara was sympathetic. She opened the door to the laundry.
Chad put down the kebab nervously.
It was a glorious winter night. Scott scratched his hand as he led the drummer into the attic.
Christine nodded to the social worker.
Nina was relieved that no one was coming to Christmas.
Adrian opened the door to the chapel. He could not believe what he saw.
Marvin felt that the spin doctor was admirable.
Elizabeth could see that Melissa was an archer. She tried not to laugh.
As soon as the grand opening started, Debra enjoyed the feeling of power.
For as long as Heidi could remember, she'd wanted to be a chief of police.
Dean was the best accountant around.
The walk-in freezer was locked.
"They know it was me," Yolanda told herself as she waited in the bushes.
On Saturday, Carlos made an impression.
If the secretary didn't arrive soon, Marcus didn't know what he would do.
When the sun rose, Billie knew it was time to move on.
Joanne was believing. She took a sip of her Guinness.
Jennie was in the lighthouse. She had a hairbrush in her hand.
Julie walked into the bedroom and looked at Jacqueline. "You make me cold," she said.
When Shirley opened the door Mrs. White looked up from her work.
The noises coming from the library made Casey uneasy.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
Henry had been waiting for Thomas for four days. He took a bite of his apple.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Lynn want to scream.
Ronnie had invited a chicken to Christmas. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Alvin felt that Brent was stubborn.
Gail opened the door to the dining room. She could not believe what she saw.
Victoria lit a cigarette.
Ralph had never been to the desert island. He shrugged.
It was a long way to the planet. Nicholas stopped and took a sip of his macchiato.
Bobbie-Sue put down the bike nervously.
It was a tumultuous morning. Brad was in the lighthouse.
Going to the island was a bad idea. Jon wiped the sweat from his brow.
When Jorge arrived at his party, Bruce embraced him.
Sheila could see that the court jester was empathetic.
Betty opened the door to the guest room. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
Darlene wanted time to stand still. It was going to be a tough day.
Kurt had come to Heaven alone. He was here to meet the gravedigger.
The sniper opened the door, and led Glenn inside.
For as long as Robert could remember, he'd wanted to be a herald.
Jaime fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
A sense of magic was in the air. Kristen smiled knowingly.
The attic was locked.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Jackie was relieved to see her mother.
Alan could see that the dog was modest.
Juan could tell that Carlos was skinny. He opened the door to the laundry.
As soon as the grand opening started, Tyrone enjoyed the feeling of power.
Lady Leebeck was in one of her moods.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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