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When Frank arrived at Easter, Nicholas gasped.
It was a long and sleepless September night. Gerald was over the hill.
Staip Bloodtrace raised his axe.
Paula had never been to the forest. She straightened her hair.
When April arrived at her wedding, Vernon booed her.
The fly had escaped. Shane knew exactly what to do.
Stephanie was the best air traffic controller bar none.
There had never been a shop assistant quite like Norman Freeman, and he knew it.
It was a dark and stormy Saturday afternoon. Morris shuddered in anticipation as he led the chimney-sweep into the guest room.
Gene took a sip of his tea. It was going to be a long afternoon.
Droadol arose from slumber.
The sound of the squeak toy made Dan want to cry.
Sidney had come to Istanbul prepared. He was here to meet the dentist.
Valerie was falling. She rubbed her hands together.
Kevin hoped for a miracle.
Lady Glassfell was in one of her moods.
Kay opened the door to the office. She was afraid of what she would find.
When the moon came up, Bobbie-Sue knew it was time to run.
The florist opened the door, and led Marcia inside.
Joann hoped that Brenda was frustrated.
Penny fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Ethel could tell that Stacy was a surgeon. She tried not to feel intimidated.
On Saturday, Shirley always made amends.
Roger could see that the kitten was bitter.
Jason opened the door to the bathroom. He wanted relief.
Someone had invited a goose to the grand opening. Audrey knew the fun was about to begin.
Nathan had been waiting for Terry for days. He chewed his lip.
After spending a night in hospital, Myrtle was relieved to see her mother.
Jaime had invited a broker to Christmas. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Joel was the best assassin who ever lived.
It was a clear afternoon. Jesse was in the waiting room.
Going to the beach was a terrible idea. Frank questioned his plan.
As soon as the wedding started, Erica crouched and tied her laces.
If the busker didn't arrive soon, Stanley didn't know what he would do.
Manuel knew that everyone was coming to his party.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
There had never been a minister quite like Sonia Tremblay, and she knew it.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Thelma looked at the time.
Sherry hoped that Leona was benevolent.
When Brian opened the door Mr. Washington looked up from his work.
Deanna opened the door to the pantry. She had dreamed of this moment.
The cell was a complete mess.
Troy walked into the sauna and glanced at Kristin. "You make me scream," he said.
Neil put down the skateboard carefully.
When Thomas arrived at his funeral, everyone gasped.
Lie Spiritmouth raised her shield.
For as long as Sherry could remember, she'd wanted to be a silversmith.
The sound of snoring made Allan want to scream.
Jill was the best conductor bar none.
After spending a night in the airport, Rita was relieved to see her home.
Patrick had come to Santa's workshop prepared. He was here to meet the captain.
Joshua could see that Jacob was a barber. He tried not to smile.
When rain stopped, Jaime knew it was time to sleep.
Brent was in the food court. He had a key in his hand.
It started like any other night in Brazil. Willard cracked open another beer.
Fenoud waited for the battle to begin.
Colleen could see that Margaret was mature. She opened the door to the bathroom.
When Bradley arrived at Easter, Warren embraced him.
Christine had invited a puppy to Christmas. She knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a typical October morning. Christina closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette as she led the taxi-driver into the chapel.
It was a long way to the gully. Juanita stopped and sucked her teeth.
It was a morning full of promise. Sandra was in the park.
Esther hoped that the kangaroo was single-minded.
On Monday, Wilma always made a pillow fort.
Xeib shielded her eyes against the sun.
Miguel staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
The elephant was on the prowl. Teresa pretended not to notice.
Corey knew that Richard was superficial.
The attic was covered in blood.
Brenda was the best guard around.
Lynn could feel her heart beating.
Feorserelle Doomstaff raised his shield.
Gloria was glad that no one was coming to Christmas.
Going to the mountain was a bad idea. Carolyn shrugged.
Teresa took a long sip of her cocktail. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
Someone had invited a cow to the wedding. Kirk knew what to do.
Mildred was delighted to be alone.
It was a typical afternoon in the skateboard park. John enjoyed the feeling of power.
Love was in the air. Justin waited.
Penny had invited a fashion designer to her party. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Darryl had been waiting for Darrell for hours. He buttoned up his jacket.
Becky could see that Lydia was observant. She opened the door to the pantry.
When rain began, Steve knew it was time to run.
It was a snowy evening. Adrian picked up his knife as he led the actor into the outhouse.
Jackie walked into the office and glanced at Terrance. "You make me worry," she said.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Regina was relieved to see her wife.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Jane took a long sip of her Guinness.
Zinei waited for the battle to begin.
Russell hoped that the cheetah was tough.
Billy opened the door to the laundry. His senses were overwhelmed.
Barbara took a bite of her bagel.
Jay could see that the swineherd was healthy.
"You can do this," Sue told herself as she waited in the deli.
Sherri was the best fashion designer in town.
The bright light coming from the garage made Erik uneasy.
For as long as Leroy could remember, he'd wanted to be a DJ.
Lauren had never been to the pond. She lit a cigarette.
It started like any other morning in the observatory. Aaron chewed some gum.
Vivian had come to Germany prepared. She was here to meet the garbage collector.
Danielle wanted to be alone. It was going to be a long evening.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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