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When Sharon opened the door Mr. Stuart looked up from his book.
Peter could feel his heart beating.
When Darlene arrived at Christmas, Mattie fainted.
As soon as Easter started, Mark took a bite of his sandwich.
It was a clear August morning. Doris was in the supermarket.
The smell coming from the bedroom made Donald uneasy.
For as long as Ramona could remember, she'd wanted to be a pawnbroker.
Gabriel had come to Brazil prepared. He was here to meet the fraudster.
Jackie was delighted to be alone.
Phillip was in the pantry. He had an icecream in his hand.
Brett took a long sip of his cocktail.
After spending a night in hospital, Nathan was relieved to see his car.
Janice opened the door to the garage. She cracked open another beer.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Jamie could see that the jeweler was delighted.
Barry was flying. He went over the plan.
Shelly opened the door to the bedroom. The smell was surprisingly pleasant.
The guest room was ready.
Arthur had never been to the cave. He checked his reflection.
There had never been a marine quite like Alicia Thomas, and she knew it.
Angela put down the slice of pizza carefully.
Ashley closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette. It was going to be a tough day.
On Sunday, Eric made it happen.
Adam could see that Oscar was placid.
Isaac could tell that Derrick was a pirate. He tried not to laugh.
When rain stopped, Patricia knew it was time to move on.
"No one will ever know," Sue told herself as she waited at the casino.
Uathui waited for the battle to begin.
Hilda was the best mechanic in town.
The personal trainer opened the door, and led Eliza-Jane inside.
A sense of magic was in the air. Bonnie waited.
Christina felt that the shark was easy.
Someone had invited a rat to the funeral. Leona knew it wouldn't end well.
Going to the pond was a bad idea. Norman cracked open another beer.
It was a chilly February night. Wayne was in the cathedral.
Joseph walked into the wine cellar and looked at Herbert. "You make me giggle," he said.
The lobster had escaped. Dave knew exactly what to do.
When Max arrived at his grand opening, everyone gasped.
Lord David was in one of his moods.
The sound of the alarm made Raul laugh.
Michael had come to the escape-pod prepared. He was here to meet the geologist.
As soon as the wedding started, Gabriel swallowed nervously.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
Alan could tell that Alfred was criminal. He opened the door to the bathroom.
Andy could feel his life slipping away.
Brandy opened the door to the office. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Roy had been expecting Jack for three days. He scratched his hand.
Lady Jackie was waiting in the dungeon.
Wilma could tell that Michele was a crook. She tried not to worry.
Jessica could see that the cartoonist was offensive.
The music coming from the cell made Ben uneasy.
When Norma arrived at her grand opening, Travis ignored her.
Wallace was the best torturer bar none.
Clifton had never been to the island. He lit a cigarette.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Lucille told herself as she waited in the corner.
Shivau shielded her eyes against the light.
Stanley was glad that Everett was coming to his funeral.
Minnie was at the pub. She had a hammer in her hand.
Caroline opened the door to the lobby. She tried to hide.
It was a tumultuous morning. Elaine was in the bushes.
Mary-Jo was crawling. She buttoned up her jacket.
Erika had invited an ornithologist to Thanksgiving. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Going to the sea was a nice idea. Wesley hoped for a miracle.
Dorothy hoped that Samantha was obsessive.
Nora ground her teeth. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
David took a sip of his gin and tonic.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Phyllis was relieved to see her wife.
When the sun rose, Kelly knew it was time to move on.
Marcus fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
As soon as the grand opening started, Robert took a bite of his kebab.
Victor opened the door to the cell. The silence was overwhelming.
Brad was suprised to be free.
Dianne felt that the whale was possessive.
The butcher opened the door, and led Lillian inside.
Regina walked into the library and looked at Phillip. "You make me hot," she said.
Someone had invited an eagle to Thanksgiving. Bonnie knew the fun was about to begin.
Kenneth could tell that Dustin was free and easy. He opened the door to the dining room.
The sound of the waterfall made Jackie laugh.
On Saturday, Karl always made time.
When Roberta arrived at Easter, Clara stared in disbelief.
Aocka waited for the battle to begin.
It was a long way to the desert. Melanie stopped and checked her watch.
The noises coming from the kitchen made Maxine uneasy.
It was a clear and cloudless September night. Ellen was in the cafe.
It was a bright and starry August night. Clifton took a bite of his sandwich as he led the dentist into the lobby.
"It's going to be okay," Derrick told himself as he waited at the wax museum.
Wendy could feel her life slipping away.
The snake had escaped. Joan panicked.
Oub shielded her eyes against the sun.
Peggy knew that Valerie was provoked.
When Ethel arrived at Easter, everyone welcomed her.
Tara could tell that Irma was a barber. She tried not to laugh.
There had never been a monk quite like Ricky Thomas, and he knew it.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Shannon opened the door.
Cory knew that the tailor was opinionated.
Speav Bloodveil raised his shield.
Frederick was in the shower. He had a knife in his hand.
After spending a night in hospital, Bryan was relieved to see his mother.
Lord Estketh was in one of his moods.
Sharon put down the icecream carefully.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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