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There had never been a jailer quite like Cheryl Freeman, and she knew it.
It was a fun Thursday morning. Shane was in the cathedral.
The wolf was on the prowl. Renee panicked.
As soon as the funeral started, Herman straightened his clothes.
The bandit opened the door, and led Mitchell inside.
Bicheired Worldsong raised her sword.
The sound of the helicopter leaving made Shirley laugh.
It was a long way to the swamp. Helen stopped and chewed her lip.
The wine cellar was a complete mess.
Torion leaned into the wind.
If the magician didn't arrive soon, Bartholomew didn't know what he would do.
It was a calm, yet eerie Sunday night. Viola took a long sip of her water as she led the bartender into the chapel.
Paula put down the bike nervously.
On Saturday, Nathaniel always made mistakes.
Darren was in the library. He had a flute in his hand.
Shelly could see that Nora was an impersonator. She tried not to worry.
Andrea was delighted to be floating.
Crystal had come to America prepared. She was here to meet the archer.
Lord Eduardo was in one of his moods.
Lord Kilwood was in one of his moods.
Karl opened the door to the dining room. His senses were overwhelmed.
Someone had invited a shark to the grand opening. Rafael knew the fun was about to begin.
Shirley scratched her hand. It was going to be a long day.
A sense of magic was in the air. Barry opened the door.
Toni had invited a reporter to Christmas. She knew what to do.
For as long as Benjamin could remember, he'd wanted to be a mechanic.
Hector knew that the pony was responsive.
Janet knew that Marsha was alienated.
The bright light coming from the outhouse made Paula uneasy.
Priscilla was the best referee around.
When Agnes arrived at Thanksgiving, Barbara fainted.
"It's now or never," Diana told herself as she waited at the gate.
The sound of screaming children made Joel angry.
Jim-Bob was worried that Peter was coming to Easter.
Sonia took a long sip of her gin and tonic.
As soon as Christmas started, Kristen smiled.
The dungeon was full of smoke.
Sarah walked into the laundry and glanced at William. "You make me sing," she said.
Courtney was down the well. She had a glass in her hand.
Constance had come to the palace alone. She was here to meet the dogcatcher.
Cathy was drinking. She knew it wasn't too late.
When the sun rose, Antonio knew it was time to run.
Doreaf arose from slumber.
If the candlemaker didn't arrive soon, Becky didn't know what she would do.
When Alfredo arrived at his funeral, everyone rushed to see him.
Nora opened the door to the outhouse. She scratched her hand.
Lady Tracy was in one of her moods.
It was a cool August night. Marshall was in the deli.
Victor had never been to the desert island. He checked his phone.
Virginia had invited a monkey to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Kristina could see that the tiger was honest.
Kent was the best bandit around.
After spending a night in jail, Michele was relieved to see her mother.
For as long as Jimmie could remember, he'd wanted to be a taxi-driver.
Sparsae shielded his eyes against the blast.
Leslie could see that Cassandra was unique. She opened the door to the garage.
Violet could see that Stella was a deputy. She tried not to laugh.
The inventor opened the door, and led Tammy inside.
Smoam Oathtrace raised her sword.
It was a long way to the peak. Jimmy stopped and went over the plan.
Lillie fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
As soon as Easter started, Ivan lowered his gaze.
The smell coming from the classroom made Jacob uneasy.
A sense of magic was in the air. Shelly looked at the time.
Rick could feel his heart beating.
Lord Travis was reading in the sauna.
"No one suspects a thing," Freddie told himself as he waited in the deli.
Tommy had been expecting Fred for six days. He checked his reflection.
There had never been a messenger quite like Sheila Garcia, and she knew it.
Dawn had come to the moon alone. She was here to meet the poet.
It was a hot Saturday morning. Elly-May was in the bomb-shelter.
Lady Bobbie was in one of her moods.
On Friday, Dwayne always made out.
Victor felt that the DJ was troublesome.
It was a night full of promise. Margaret lit a cigarette as she led the pirate into the kitchen.
Catherine opened the door to the cloakroom. The smell was unbearable.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
When Virginia arrived at her funeral, everyone gasped.
The astronaut opened the door, and led Nora inside.
It was a long way to the peak. Robert stopped and took a bite of his cracker.
When rain stopped, Tanya knew it was time to sleep.
It was a typical evening in the food court. Alvin chewed his lip.
The puppy was on the prowl. Eduardo tried to remain calm.
Willie was worried that no one was coming to her grand opening.
Eric could see that Calvin was self-denying. He opened the door to the chapel.
Valerie could see that the turtle was lost.
Martin could see that Oscar was a scout. He tried not to laugh.
Freddie opened the door to the bathroom. He straightened his hair.
Glen felt that Eddie was shortsighted.
Holly was praying. She chewed some gum.
"Maybe no one will notice," Dennis told himself as he waited in the deli.
Someone had invited a lion to Christmas. Tracey knew the fun was about to begin.
After spending a night on a train, Eleanor was relieved to see her home.
Phillip had been waiting for Armando for two hours. He chewed his lip.
When Warren arrived at his funeral, everyone laughed at him.
As soon as the party started, Mildred straightened her clothes.
Jamie had never been to the mountain. He swallowed nervously.
Trooshu shielded her eyes against the light.
It was a magical afternoon. Carol was at the zoo.
Eay leaned into the wind.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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