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After spending a night under a bridge, Melvin was relieved to see his wife.
The goose was on the prowl. Charlotte knew exactly what to do.
Someone had invited a bird to the funeral. Nathaniel knew what to do.
Norman had come to Rome prepared. He was here to meet the shepherd.
Going to the pond was a bad idea. Erica laughed to herself.
Roberto opened the door to the basement. He could not believe what he saw.
The paramedic opened the door, and led Everett inside.
It was a dark, moonless night. Harry was at the bus stop.
There had never been a baker quite like Amanda HernĂ¡nd ez, and she knew it.
Roger had been waiting for Christian for six hours. He cracked open another beer.
Julia knew that the dingo was despairing.
Ruth opened the door to the garage. She lit a cigarette.
Hugh staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Sarah-Jane put down the ball slowly.
Vivian could see that Stacey was profound.
Margie was the best plumber bar none.
On Tuesday, Reginald always made a home.
Jeanette was worried that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
Vicki was suprised to be free.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Jesse want to cry.
Terrance had invited an octopus to Easter. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Lae Bloodhammer raised his fist.
When Richard opened the door Mrs. King looked up from her book.
When rain stopped, Dan knew it was time to find shelter.
Mary-Jo was losing. She ground her teeth.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Dwayne opened the door.
It started like any other evening in the lighthouse. Justin scratched his hand.
As soon as the funeral started, Marie closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Kimberly opened the door to the guest room. She had dreamed of this moment.
For as long as Shelly could remember, she'd wanted to be a publisher.
Stanley could tell that Eugene was a sleuth. He tried not to smile.
Beatrice had never been to the beach. She twiddled her thumbs.
Roberto took a bite of his banana.
Jacob had been waiting for Vincent for five hours. He took a sip of his pineapple juice.
It was a clear, bright afternoon. Charles was in the hospital.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Roger sucked his teeth as he led the playwright into the laundry.
The dingo was on the prowl. Joanne knew exactly what to do.
"Winners don't quit," Leslie told himself as he waited in the bomb-shelter.
Corey was delighted to be free.
When Allison arrived at her wedding, everyone stared in disbelief.
Oernoo leaned into the wind.
The terrorist opened the door, and led Nelson inside.
If the director didn't arrive soon, Elmer didn't know what he would do.
After spending a night on a train, Stephanie was relieved to see her home.
Kenneth could see that the rabbit was wise.
Pauline went over the plan. It was going to be a tough day.
Someone had invited a lemur to Easter. Dave knew the fun was about to begin.
Michele had come to Santa's workshop prepared. She was here to meet the police officer.
It was a long way to the creek. William stopped and closed his eyes and took a breath.
When the sun rose, Kevin knew it was time to run.
Eiloe shielded his eyes against the light.
Kyle staggered in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Armando was moving. He bit his fingernails.
On Thursday, Tyrone always made a pact.
Victoria hoped that the judge was keen.
Shelly put down the fishcake slowly.
Betty could see that Tracey was outspoken. She opened the door to the bathroom.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Jonathan crouched and tied his laces.
It was a night full of promise. Walter was at the bakery.
Kent walked into the dungeon and looked at Nicole. "You make me succeed," he said.
Cassandra was delighted to be free.
Sharon opened the door to the studio. The silence was overwhelming.
It was a tumultuous April evening. Christine nodded to the bank robber as she led the blacksmith into the office.
Marsha could see that Erin was amoral.
Lucy could feel her life slipping away.
The walk-in freezer was flooded.
The seal was on the prowl. Terrence knew exactly what to do.
Lisa had never been to the volcano. She bit her fingernails.
When Emma arrived at her wedding, everyone embraced her.
Vanessa had invited a writer to her funeral. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Someone had invited a dolphin to Thanksgiving. Penny knew it wouldn't end well.
Mario felt that the hippopotamus was odd.
Daniel was in the kitchen. He had a toothbrush in his hand.
After spending a night on a train, Luis was relieved to see his car.
Smu arose from slumber.
Going to the ocean was a good idea. Darren questioned his decision.
Lady Claudia was in one of her moods.
There had never been an interior designer quite like Gilbert Morris, and he knew it.
Lady Greenburn was waiting in the dungeon.
It was a clear and cloudless summer afternoon. Carla was in the cathedral.
When Sarah-Jane opened the door Mr. Harris looked up from his book.
April smiled knowingly. It was going to be a fantastic night.
For as long as Tyrone could remember, he'd wanted to be a mercenary.
The coroner opened the door, and led Kevin inside.
Lord Wesley was sitting in the bathroom.
Lonnie walked into the basement and glanced at Elizabeth. "You make me laugh," he said.
If the ventriloquist didn't arrive soon, Ron didn't know what he would do.
As soon as the wedding started, Charlie meditated.
Allison was sitting. She smiled.
The sound of hammering made Jessie laugh.
Eleanor had never been to the swamp. She buttoned up her jacket.
Angela was the best park ranger bar none.
Adam had come to the pyramids alone. He was here to meet the game show host.
Billy was disappointed that Elmer was coming to Christmas.
Joe knew that the sheriff was generous.
Irma looked at the time.
Esther opened the door to the living room. She could not believe what she saw.
On Thursday, David made a cake.
There had never been an engineer quite like Sharon Powell, and she knew it.
Daryl was delighted to be alone.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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