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Mae fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Tyler put down the sandwich nervously.
Joyce could see that Erin was a sleuth. She tried not to smile.
It was a quiet Saturday morning. Jenny was in the hair salon.
If the wizard didn't arrive soon, Katie didn't know what she would do.
On Sunday, Anne made progress.
Joe was suprised to be free.
Someone had invited a bee to the funeral. Dale knew it wouldn't end well.
"They know it was me," Tommy told himself as he waited on the shelf.
The exterminator opened the door, and led Edgar inside.
When Sally arrived at her wedding, Marc laughed at her.
Patricia buttoned up her jacket.
Arthur was cycling. He went over the plan.
Lady Walkburn was reading in the bathroom.
Melinda knew that everyone was coming to her grand opening.
Qix leaned into the wind.
There had never been a sniper quite like Beatrice Smith, and she knew it.
Angela was the best wizard around.
David felt that the physician was invisible.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Ralph took a bite of his croissant.
Micheal could see that Walter was unprincipled. He opened the door to the library.
Wallace had never been to the bay. He crouched and tied his laces.
Kristen walked into the control room and glanced at Deanna. "You make me cry," she said.
It was a typical night in the cathedral. Marsha grimaced.
Samantha took a long sip of her Gatorade. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
Air shielded his eyes against the light.
Freddie could feel his life slipping away.
Julia opened the door to the laundry. She had dreamed of this moment.
Bessie had come to the escape-pod alone. She was here to meet the scout.
George could see that Luis was a wizard. He tried not to laugh.
It was a long way to the planet. Raymond stopped and wanted time to stand still.
It was a dark and stormy winter morning. Javier was at the aquarium.
"Just be yourself," Bobbi-Jo told herself as she waited in the cathedral.
Kristina had invited a guru to Christmas. She knew the fun was about to begin.
On Tuesday, Lee made a robot.
Warren put down the teddy bear nervously.
Going to the bay was a great idea. Leona raised her hands.
Beatrice was suprised to be alive.
The editor opened the door, and led Tamara inside.
Travis was at the skateboard park. He had a pair of scissors in his hand.
It was a tumultuous Friday night. Billie wanted one last chance as she led the chef into the laundry.
Someone had invited a chipmunk to Easter. Bernice knew the fun was about to begin.
Froo Hopemouth raised his fist.
After spending a night in jail, Dana was relieved to see her wife.
Joe opened the door to the barn. He scratched his hand.
When rain stopped, Rebecca knew it was time to move on.
The scorpion was on the prowl. Edward tried to remain calm.
As soon as the wedding started, Keith hoped for a miracle.
The cloakroom was the perfect location.
Love was in the air. Norman smiled knowingly.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Willard hesitant.
Herman could tell that Roberto was a rabbi. He tried not to smile.
Jane chewed some gum.
When Jacqueline arrived at Easter, everyone gasped.
Syloe arose from slumber.
Eduardo opened the door to the kitchen. He was afraid of what he might find.
The smoke coming from the laundry made Vera hopeful.
Kevin had never been to the island. He crouched and tied his laces.
Oorm shielded his eyes against the blast.
Russell could see that the waiter was excitable.
"It's almost over," Guy told himself as he waited in the hair salon.
If the pilot didn't arrive soon, Bryan didn't know what he would do.
When Alex opened the door Mr. Powell looked up from his work.
Lady Gail was in one of her moods.
It started like any other night in the casino. June nodded to the merchant.
Michelle was relieved that everyone was coming to Christmas.
Jacqueline knew it wasn't too late. It was going to be a special day.
When Roberto arrived at Easter, Ana welcomed him.
There had never been a paramedic quite like Howard King, and he knew it.
Floyd had been expecting Juan for six hours. He took a bite of his muffin.
The sauna was deserted.
It was a long way to the bay. Herman stopped and laughed to himself.
Smoke was in the air. Patricia opened the door.
After spending a night under a bridge, Claire was relieved to see her father.
It was a clear, bright winter evening. Misty straightened her clothes as she led the cartoonist into the attic.
Going to the volcano was a great idea. Alvin smiled knowingly.
Richard was running. He twiddled his thumbs.
Greg was in the bomb-shelter. He had a glass in his hand.
Chris could see that Jon was a psychiatrist. He tried not to smile.
Linda hoped that the herbalist was boisterous.
As soon as the wedding started, Dwayne checked his phone.
Michael opened the door to the barn. He had dreamed of this moment.
Rersay waited for the battle to begin.
Alfred knew that Terrence was unfathomable.
Ernest had invited a kangaroo to Christmas. He knew what to do.
Rorpudon shielded her eyes against the sun.
It was a busy summer morning. Steve was in the basement.
Ronnie could feel his life slipping away.
The moose was on the prowl. Glenda tried to remain calm.
For as long as Neil could remember, he'd wanted to be a referee.
When wolves began to howl, Peter knew it was time to sleep.
Ron walked into the pantry and looked at Jane. "You make me jealous," he said.
It was a typical afternoon in the supermarket. Dianne lowered her gaze.
The bright light coming from the garage made Benjamin hopeful.
The sound of the waterfall made Sharon laugh.
Walter hoped that the porcupine was unfathomable.
Terrence closed his eyes and took a breath.
Andre took a sip of his cocktail. It was going to be a fantastic afternoon.
Brett had been waiting for Oscar for four hours. He took a bite of his apple.
The farmer opened the door, and led Randy inside.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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