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Robert could see that the tax collector was cautious.
There had never been a jailer quite like Felix Morris, and he knew it.
It started like any other morning in Antarctica. Laurie scratched her hand.
Going to the lake was a good idea. Sean straightened his hair.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Bryan questioned his decision.
The hedgehog was on the prowl. Georgia pretended not to notice.
Lady Freinforth was in one of her moods.
Sylvia could feel her life slipping away.
Jay opened the door to the bathroom. The silence was overwhelming.
Someone had invited a frog to the grand opening. Matthew knew it wouldn't end well.
Linda was delighted to be alone.
It was a long way to the island. Johnnie stopped and gripped his pair of scissors.
Joe had come to London prepared. He was here to meet the assassin.
The sound of the helicopter leaving made Melinda want to scream.
Jeff was paying. He whistled nonchalantly.
Dolores took a bite of her bread-stick. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
For as long as Gabriel could remember, he'd wanted to be a fortune-teller.
Frances could tell that Deanna was thorough. She opened the door to the lobby.
Lawrence fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Jimmy was glad that everyone was coming to his party.
Ruben put down the muffin nervously.
It was a warm afternoon. Allan was in the cathedral.
Felix walked into the basement and glanced at Marcus. "You make me lie," he said.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Joyce had invited a psychiatrist to Thanksgiving. She knew the fun was about to begin.
When Arlene opened the door Mrs. Stuart looked up from her book.
When Byron arrived at Easter, Viola ignored him.
Gregory had been expecting Shawn for six days. He raised his hands.
Yesase shielded her eyes against the light.
It was a misty Sunday morning. Gina checked her watch as she led the engineer into the sauna.
On Saturday, Jeanette made a yurt.
The swordsmith opened the door, and led Judy inside.
If the barber didn't arrive soon, Fernando didn't know what he would do.
As soon as the funeral started, Shirley bit her fingernails.
Someone had invited an ant to the grand opening. Jeremy knew it wouldn't end well.
The dinosaur was on the prowl. Jim-Bob pretended not to notice.
The smell coming from the attic made Ross hopeful.
Lewis knew that Franklin was liberal.
Courtney was growing. She wanted to start over.
Ben could feel his heart beating.
Jill tried to hide.
For as long as Cindy could remember, she'd wanted to be an architect.
Jane staggered in the gloom. The walls were rough.
Jack could see that Howard was loving. He opened the door to the barn.
Wilma had never been to the stream. She closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
When Andy arrived at Easter, Jerome fainted.
Cory was in the supermarket. He had a glass in his hand.
Matthew opened the door to the library. The odour was unbearable.
Lawrence walked into the basement and glanced at Tracey. "You make me exercise," he said.
When the sun rose, Raymond knew it was time to find shelter.
Louis put down the carrot nervously.
When Cindy opened the door Mrs. Washington looked up from her book.
When Barry arrived at his party, everyone rushed to see him.
Going to the beach was a foolhardy idea. Melanie chuckled to herself.
Claire had been waiting for Katherine for days. She struggled to breathe.
"It's now or never," Emily told herself as she waited in the cathedral.
Deborah was delighted to be alone.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Regina hoped that the kangaroo was sly.
Eleanor was the best musician bar none.
There had never been a dogcatcher quite like Mike King, and he knew it.
Mathew could feel his life slipping away.
The smell coming from the lounge room made Jaime hopeful.
A sense of magic was in the air. Harold looked at the time.
It was a crisp winter night. Bonnie was in the shower.
Someone had invited a dog to the grand opening. Tiffany knew it wouldn't end well.
Greg was praying. He took a bite of his bratwurst.
Gary hoped that Tony was honest.
On Tuesday, Billie made friends.
After spending a night in hell, Theodore was relieved to see his mother.
Christine could tell that Lori was ecstatic. She opened the door to the attic.
Jeremy had never been to the sea. He rubbed his hands together.
Gerald opened the door to the wardrobe. He could not believe what he saw.
When Joyce arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed.
As soon as the party started, Byron sucked his teeth.
Marvin cracked open another beer.
Ada waited for the battle to begin.
Ravarf shielded his eyes against the sun.
Lillie was the best ninja who ever lived.
Brittany put down the candy-bar carefully.
The guest room was spotless.
Going to the desert was a nice idea. Carole lowered her gaze.
Javier had been waiting for Chad for five hours. He wanted to start over.
"It's almost over," Marian told herself as she waited in the corner.
Bonnie staggered in the gloom. The walls were rough.
The eagle was on the prowl. Elmer knew exactly what to do.
Kristin took a sip of her merlot. It was going to be a tough morning.
It started like any other day in the bomb-shelter. Juan crouched and tied his laces.
Priscilla knew that the bear was well-read.
On Friday, Bryan made up.
It was a busy December evening. Christopher was at the skateboard park.
It was a long way to the creek. Herbert stopped and checked his watch.
Albert was delighted to be alone.
Lady Hilda was reading in the cloakroom.
Scott had invited a fortune-teller to his funeral. He knew what to do.
Jeanne could not feel anything.
Sally was glad that Carrie was coming to Thanksgiving.
The sound of the seagulls made Rodney angry.
As soon as the wedding started, Amy lit a cigarette.
Someone had invited a goose to the grand opening. Isaac knew the fun was about to begin.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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