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The noises coming from the bedroom made Evelyn hopeful.
Sidney opened the door to the control room. His senses were overwhelmed.
It was a fun summer evening. Calvin took a long sip of his Powerade as he led the garbage collector into the corridor.
There had never been a chemist quite like Marvin Williams, and he knew it.
Veronica was suprised to be alone.
Scai arose from slumber.
Noriac shielded her eyes against the blast.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Ben was relieved to see his mother.
Rosemary walked into the lobby and looked at Carole. "You make me tired," she said.
Brent was praying. He tried to hide.
Going to the river was a bad idea. Jacob struggled to breathe.
Mae had never been to the bay. She lowered her gaze.
For as long as Eddie could remember, he'd wanted to be a captain.
If the chemist didn't arrive soon, Clayton didn't know what he would do.
The walk-in freezer was flooded.
The sheep was on the prowl. Lucy pretended not to notice.
On Monday, Elaine always made babies.
It was a long way to the forest. Stella stopped and put down her bottle.
When Francisco arrived at Easter, Margaret laughed at him.
Eric opened the door to the bedroom. He whistled nonchalantly.
Eleanor had been expecting Agnes for two days. She scratched her hand.
When Leo opened the door Mr. Campbell looked up from his work.
Tamara put down the burger slowly.
Tony had come to Berlin prepared. He was here to meet the game show host.
It was a evening full of promise. Duane was in the lighthouse.
Jonathan knew that Byron was narrow-minded.
Someone had invited a tiger to the grand opening. Sean knew what to do.
Joshua wanted a bagel.
Fareil leaned into the wind.
The smoke coming from the waiting room made Todd hopeful.
Morris felt that the broker was benevolent.
Stanley opened the door to the garage. His senses were overwhelmed.
When Lonnie arrived at Easter, everyone laughed.
Deborah walked into the closet and glanced at Florence. "You make me laugh," she said.
Gwendolyn was moving. She shrugged.
Kay struggled to breathe. It was going to be a special night.
Colleen was suprised to be free.
Erin fumbled in the darkness. The walls were damp.
If the impersonator didn't arrive soon, Ted didn't know what he would do.
On Monday, Andre made out.
Lord Herbert was eating in the lounge room.
The hedgehog had escaped. Clifford pretended not to notice.
It was a typical morning in the zoo. Kathy took a bite of her chicken wing.
It was a wintery Tuesday evening. Irma enjoyed the feeling of power as she led the DJ into the laundry.
The dancer opened the door, and led Armando inside.
Brett was under the bridge. He had a spatula in his hand.
Johnny could see that Fernando was a gate-keeper. He tried not to smile.
For as long as Suzanne could remember, she'd wanted to be a burglar.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Edgar had invited a butler to Thanksgiving. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Mary opened the door to the kitchen. She smiled knowingly.
Krayltose Goldgrinder raised her axe.
The smell coming from the wine cellar made Danielle hopeful.
After spending a night on the street, Shawn was relieved to see his mother.
Andrea bit her fingernails.
When wolves began to howl, Marsha knew it was time to find shelter.
Going to the river was a good idea. Olga whistled nonchalantly.
As soon as the party started, Josephine lit a cigarette.
Grured shielded her eyes against the blast.
Roger hoped that no one was coming to his wedding.
On Saturday, Clifford made it through.
If the scout didn't arrive soon, Shane didn't know what he would do.
Mary-Beth felt that Renee was abrasive.
Margie smiled knowingly. It was going to be a tough day.
Michelle walked into the sauna and glanced at Amy. "You make me wet," she said.
The library was locked.
Kay was suprised to be free.
It was a long way to the river. Tommy stopped and lit a cigarette.
Lord Maling was in one of his moods.
Linda could tell that Sylvia was a butcher. She tried not to smile.
Terrence opened the door to the stable. He could not believe what he saw.
It was a foggy morning. Tyrone was in the prison.
The dolphin had escaped. Georgia tried to remain calm.
For as long as Joan could remember, she'd wanted to be a teacher.
Virginia hoped that the dancer was original.
Charlie could feel his heart beating.
Dolores hoped that the chimpanzee was mellow.
Loretta was the best gondolier around.
When Marion arrived at Easter, everyone rushed to see her.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Elizabeth twiddled her thumbs as she led the pickpocket into the bedroom.
When Patrick arrived at his wedding, Tom gasped.
Erin had invited a tiger to her party. She knew what to do.
Going to the mountain was a terrible idea. Bruce chewed some gum.
Christian hoped for a miracle.
When Edna opened the door Mr. Ol son looked up from his book.
Jessie could see that Terri was spontaneous. She opened the door to the garage.
After spending a night under a bridge, Ronald was relieved to see his mother.
David put down the muffin slowly.
The bright light coming from the classroom made Christopher hopeful.
Melissa could not hear anything.
Erika had been waiting for Wanda for days. She checked her phone.
On Thursday, Harold always made love.
As soon as the wedding started, Felix enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Theresa shrugged. It was going to be a fantastic afternoon.
Someone had invited a pony to Thanksgiving. Theodore knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a long way to the river. Mitchell stopped and chewed some gum.
Jay was leaving. He gripped his carrot.
Grace staggered in the gloom. The walls were damp.
Jordan opened the door to the dining room. He lit a cigarette.
Uriffoeth leaned into the wind.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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