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As soon as the grand opening started, Willie sucked her teeth.
When Lance arrived at his party, everyone cried.
For as long as Ivan could remember, he'd wanted to be a director.
There had never been a wizard quite like Sam Coleman, and he knew it.
The noises coming from the barn made Tyrone uneasy.
Charles checked his reflection. It was going to be a fantastic day.
Mitchell opened the door to the kitchen. The odour was unbearable.
Sherri knew that Florence was coming to Easter.
Ana knew that Dawn was self-indulgent.
Pearin Skyjaw raised his shield.
It was a quiet afternoon. Janet was in the lighthouse.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Corey smiled knowingly.
Brent had come to the fort prepared. He was here to meet the sculptor.
The sailor opened the door, and led Derek inside.
Going to the waterfall was a great idea. Deanna shrugged.
Mathew put down the spring-roll nervously.
Someone had invited a chimpanzee to the party. Eliza-Jane knew what to do.
On Friday, Vickie made promises.
Jane had never been to the swamp. She crouched and tied her laces.
After spending a night under a bridge, Eugene was relieved to see his boss.
Shane could see that the hippopotamus was hesitant.
Gail could see that Juanita was wary. She opened the door to the sauna.
Zachary was the best screenwriter in town.
Dorothy was coming. She wanted a bagel.
Harry had been waiting for Lonnie for hours. He buttoned up his jacket.
The kitchen was deserted.
It started like any other day in Athens. Joshua swallowed nervously.
Derek checked his phone.
When rain stopped, Pauline knew it was time to move on.
Carolyn opened the door to the lounge room. She was afraid of what she might find.
Darren knew that Wayne was glamorous.
There had never been a personal trainer quite like Marion Thomas, and she knew it.
Renee could tell that Vickie was a DJ. She tried not to smile.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Ronald opened the door to the wardrobe. He chewed some gum.
When Francis arrived at his party, everyone fainted.
The horse was on the prowl. Gerald panicked.
If the drummer didn't arrive soon, Sergio didn't know what he would do.
Alfred staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
It was a bleak, wintery summer evening. Sherri was in the bomb-shelter.
It was a long way to the woods. Lloyd stopped and knew it was too late.
The smoke coming from the bedroom made Stacy uneasy.
For as long as Lillie could remember, she'd wanted to be a receptionist.
Kristen could feel her life slipping away.
After spending a night in hell, Theresa was relieved to see her wife.
When Stacey opened the door Mr. Hall looked up from his book.
Tim had come to the palace alone. He was here to meet the customs officer.
Paul was at the gate. He had a pair of scissors in his hand.
Yelua shielded her eyes against the light.
As soon as the funeral started, Gertrude took a bite of her kebab.
Neil walked into the kitchen and looked at Judy. "You make me laugh," he said.
The armory was the perfect location.
On Tuesday, Brittany always made an effort.
Lord Offenley was in one of his moods.
"Time to shine," Leon told himself as he waited at the aquarium.
Valerie was delighted to be alive.
Richard hoped that the cosmonaut was outrageous.
The bartender opened the door, and led Natalie inside.
Courtney put down her flute. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
It was a bright and starry spring night. Willie was at the butcher.
Joanne opened the door to the wardrobe. She could not believe what she saw.
Suzanne could tell that Judith was a thief. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Roberta could see that Ida was subjective. She opened the door to the pantry.
Bernard opened the door to the laundry. He lowered his gaze.
When Clifton arrived at his party, everyone stared in disbelief.
Harvey knew that Leonard was money-minded.
It was a wintery June evening. Fred checked his reflection as he led the jeweler into the kitchen.
When Marvin arrived at Thanksgiving, Manuel laughed at him.
Louis had never been to the waterfall. He smiled knowingly.
For as long as Richard could remember, he'd wanted to be a gladiator.
It was a long way to the peak. Ruby stopped and cracked open another beer.
When Carol opened the door Mrs. Lóp ez looked up from her book.
As soon as the party started, Jimmy took a long sip of his Fanta.
Going to the stream was a bad idea. Pedro straightened his hair.
Adam had invited a duck to his funeral. He knew what to do.
After spending a night on a plane, Eliza-Jane was relieved to see her boss.
Someone had invited a raccoon to the grand opening. Daryl knew it wouldn't end well.
Jacob questioned his plan.
It was a evening full of promise. Margie was under the bridge.
The chemist opened the door, and led Claudia inside.
Tracy lit a cigarette. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
On Sunday, Erica made medicine.
If the broker didn't arrive soon, Wayne didn't know what he would do.
When rain began, Alma knew it was time to run.
The bright light coming from the bedroom made Dolores uneasy.
The kitchen was flooded.
Harold was down the well. He had a pencil in his hand.
It started like any other morning in Brazil. Timothy wanted relief.
Lucy opened the door to the walk-in freezer. She nodded to the miner.
Fabeolis waited for the battle to begin.
Cathy had never been to the swamp. She closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
"You deserve this," Tonya told herself as she waited in the mirror.
Ida was glowing. She took a sip of her ale.
The monkey was on the prowl. Cory tried to remain calm.
A sense of magic was in the air. Lori opened the door.
Clayton knew that the writer was sexy.
Steven was the best busker in town.
Natalie staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Edgar lowered his gaze.
Someone had invited a pony to the party. Ron knew the fun was about to begin.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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