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Russell took a sip of his Guinness. It was going to be a long evening.
Carla was at the skateboard park. She had a burger in her hand.
Ella had invited a gladiator to Christmas. She knew what to do.
As soon as Easter started, Carol cracked open another beer.
Claude felt that the explorer was daring.
After spending a night in hell, Edwin was relieved to see his father.
Vickie could not feel anything.
Lauren hoped that the badger was irreligious.
When Clifton arrived at his wedding, Gordon stared in disbelief.
The sound of the lawnmower made Eva hesitant.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Kay shrugged as she led the paramedic into the dining room.
It was a typical afternoon in the hair salon. Floyd closed his eyes and took a breath.
Guy staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Lady Norfield was reading in the kitchen.
Someone had invited a moose to Thanksgiving. Bryan knew what to do.
Sandra opened the door to the lounge room. She could not believe what she saw.
For as long as Ron could remember, he'd wanted to be a dentist.
Roland was delighted to be alive.
Franklin could tell that Harry was slow. He opened the door to the basement.
Jorge could see that Alex was a shipwright. He tried not to laugh.
If the taxi-driver didn't arrive soon, Alexander didn't know what he would do.
Ruth was the best musician bar none.
The dining room was ready.
Heather walked into the sauna and glanced at Tracey. "You make me succeed," she said.
Yvonne was planking. She struggled to breathe.
Wesley had come to Mars prepared. He was here to meet the researcher.
On Sunday, Craig made money.
Smoke was in the air. Patsy smiled knowingly.
Priscilla could see that the sniper was individualistic.
Charles was in the shop. He had a hairbrush in his hand.
Jacqueline put down the spring-roll nervously.
As soon as Easter started, Derrick checked his reflection.
Barbara had never been to the island. She rubbed her hands together.
The dog had escaped. Ramona pretended not to notice.
The sound of the blender made Dwight want to scream.
Anthony had invited a mobster to Christmas. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Stacey was glad that everyone was coming to her party.
"Winners don't quit," Lori told herself as she waited in the clock-tower.
Lydia opened the door to the office. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Diana hoped that Ella was uncharitable.
For as long as Bryan could remember, he'd wanted to be a knight.
Lady Walkshaw was in one of her moods.
Bessie hoped that the cat was upright.
There had never been an athlete quite like Judith Hill, and she knew it.
It was a rainy Monday morning. Deanna was at the zoo.
When rain stopped, Dale knew it was time to find shelter.
It was a evening full of promise. Jim chewed some gum as he led the teacher into the closet.
Jose could tell that Paul was a deputy. He tried not to laugh.
Stella was the best pilot who ever lived.
Franklin opened the door to the attic. He cracked open another beer.
Someone had invited a panda to the party. Eugene knew what to do.
When Mark arrived at Easter, Manuel fainted.
Indaerin waited for the battle to begin.
Esther could tell that Sara was empathetic. She opened the door to the guest room.
Sherry was in the food court. She had a cup in her hand.
Reult Sky-eye raised her axe.
Tyler staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Christine was leaving. She took a sip of her Bud Light.
Cloe shielded her eyes against the light.
Adrian had been expecting Luis for two hours. He buttoned up his jacket.
Ethel had come to Spain alone. She was here to meet the monk.
Bryan had invited a crook to Thanksgiving. He knew it wouldn't end well.
If the tattooist didn't arrive soon, Ricardo didn't know what he would do.
As soon as Christmas started, Betty took a bite of her kebab.
Jeffrey opened the door to the attic. The silence was overwhelming.
Patsy walked into the bathroom and looked at Lester. "You make me tell the truth," she said.
The hedgehog was on the prowl. Steve panicked.
Jennifer could not feel anything.
Smoke was in the air. Jeff opened the door.
For as long as Frederick could remember, he'd wanted to be a farmer.
Lady Ballideep was sitting in the wine cellar.
It was a bleak, wintery February night. Marilyn was in the library.
On Tuesday, Kim always made peace.
Going to the ocean was a foolhardy idea. Becky struggled to breathe.
When Brenda opened the door Mrs. Domingu ez looked up from her work.
Marshall set aside his 7-up. It was going to be a tough day.
The police officer opened the door, and led Glenda inside.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
There had never been a broker quite like Randy Stuart, and he knew it.
Frank knew that the goat was stiff.
Gail was in the theatre. She had a candy-bar in her hand.
The sound of the violin made Joanne want to scream.
Gordon was missing. He lit a cigarette.
Arnold could see that Jeffery was sympathetic. He opened the door to the garage.
"Dare to dream," Nathaniel told himself as he waited at the gate.
Myrtle could feel her life slipping away.
Skeif shielded her eyes against the blast.
The guest room was a complete mess.
Laurie could see that Claudia was a ninja. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Ricky fumbled in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
For as long as Nathan could remember, he'd wanted to be a chief of police.
If the brewer didn't arrive soon, Dorothy didn't know what she would do.
April walked into the bedroom and glanced at Oscar. "You make me happy," she said.
Cathy was the best shepherd bar none.
After spending a night on the street, Annette was relieved to see her home.
Love was in the air. Dwayne smiled knowingly.
When the moon came up, Felix knew it was time to find shelter.
Max had never been to the desert island. He buttoned up his jacket.
As soon as the funeral started, Clyde took a bite of his apple.
Going to the ocean was a foolhardy idea. Alex rubbed his hands together.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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