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After spending a night in jail, Christy was relieved to see her wife.
Eddie opened the door to the wardrobe. His senses were overwhelmed.
It was a typical evening in India. Ernest hoped for a miracle.
It was a long way to the beach. Melanie stopped and smiled knowingly.
Heather was growling. She checked her reflection.
Clurfo arose from slumber.
If the ditch digger didn't arrive soon, Clarence didn't know what he would do.
Glenda had never been to the lake. She swallowed nervously.
Roy was delighted to be free.
As soon as the party started, Laurie took a bite of her sandwich.
It was a rainy Wednesday morning. Irma was at the bus stop.
There had never been a truck driver quite like Steve Garcia, and he knew it.
Hazel was under the bed. She had a green highlighter in her hand.
When Suzanne arrived at Easter, Ashley fainted.
It was a dark, moonless Saturday night. Frederick sucked his teeth as he led the meteorologist into the dining room.
Cynthia could tell that Doris was misguided. She opened the door to the garage.
Edgar could see that Willie was sarcastic.
Going to the woods was a good idea. Carole struggled to breathe.
Christian had been expecting Nathaniel for two days. He set aside his green highlighter.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
The chicken was on the prowl. Mattie tried to remain calm.
Clifton felt that the kangaroo was cute.
Suzanne could feel her heart beating.
When Shane opened the door Mrs. Baker looked up from her work.
Glenda had come to America prepared. She was here to meet the lifeguard.
On Friday, Shirley made fudge.
The florist opened the door, and led Irma inside.
The sound of hammering made Oscar want to cry.
Alex knew that everyone was coming to his wedding.
As soon as Easter started, Jason took a long sip of his whiskey.
Frauna leaned into the wind.
If the impersonator didn't arrive soon, Todd didn't know what he would do.
Alma opened the door to the bedroom. She could not believe what she saw.
Love was in the air. Julia smiled knowingly.
Brandon chuckled to himself. It was going to be a momentous morning.
Darren hoped that the ornithologist was powerless.
Erica could not hear anything.
It was a long way to the gully. Nellie stopped and lowered her gaze.
For as long as Madison could remember, she'd wanted to be a welder.
Nicholas was the best spin doctor in town.
After spending a night in jail, Greg was relieved to see his husband.
The living room was the perfect location.
Thomas could see that Fred was delighted. He opened the door to the conservatory.
Jordan was delighted to be free.
When Ella arrived at her wedding, everyone embraced her.
Marion staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
"Just breathe," Jo told herself as she waited around the corner.
Arnold had invited a horse to Christmas. He knew the fun was about to begin.
The dolphin was on the prowl. Rodney tried to remain calm.
Joseph opened the door to the lounge room. He took a bite of his croissant.
Lord Eagleness was in one of his moods.
Jeanette put down the banana carefully.
Grace could see that the kitten was purposeful.
The sound of the motorbike made Chad want to scream.
It was a snowy winter night. Francisco was in the office.
James hoped that Joe was insensitive.
Mary-Beth was listening. She meditated.
Armando could tell that Richard was a cook. He tried not to smile.
If the social worker didn't arrive soon, Wanda didn't know what she would do.
It was a gloomy October night. Catherine ground her teeth as she led the astronaut into the dungeon.
Norman was in the bomb-shelter. He had a pencil in his hand.
Chiuffo leaned into the wind.
On Sunday, Derek always made history.
When rain stopped, Tammy knew it was time to move on.
Ruby was angry that no one was coming to her funeral.
Christian walked into the closet and looked at Albert. "You make me wet," he said.
When Richard arrived at his wedding, everyone stared in disbelief.
Veniomin shielded her eyes against the sun.
"It's almost over," Walter told himself as he waited at the pub.
Alberto was delighted to be alone.
As soon as Easter started, Gina took a bite of her kebab.
Bobbie could not hear anything.
Grace opened the door to the lobby. She could not believe what she saw.
After spending a night under a bridge, Elizabeth was relieved to see her home.
It started like any other morning in the train station. Christina enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Arnold felt that the magician was contradictory.
Going to the mountain was a nice idea. Marie buttoned up her jacket.
The yak herder opened the door, and led Jennie inside.
Delores fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Rodney knew that Glenn was adventurous.
Lady Jessie was in one of her moods.
Beverly put down the bratwurst nervously.
For as long as Daniel could remember, he'd wanted to be a merchant.
Theodore raised his hands.
Eduardo was the best sniper around.
Love was in the air. Bob waited.
It was a long way to the cave. Reginald stopped and wanted time to stand still.
The goldfish was on the loose. Tyrone knew exactly what to do.
It was a glorious - Months afternoon. Katherine was in the temple.
When Thelma arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone cried.
Diana had invited a court jester to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
If the guard didn't arrive soon, Bruce didn't know what he would do.
Valerie could see that the panda was silly.
Lord Aberstone was in one of his moods.
It was a cold, moonlit winter night. Hilda enjoyed the feeling of power as she led the mechanic into the bedroom.
Marlene was disappointed that Suzanne was coming to her party.
Lord Offendale was eating in the corridor.
When Bonnie arrived at her grand opening, everyone embraced her.
Eleanor could feel her heart beating.
It was a typical night in the theatre. Heather took a sip of her Jim Beam.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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