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Stacy took a bite of her icecream. It was going to be a momentous night.
When wolves began to howl, Beverly knew it was time to move on.
If the knight didn't arrive soon, Philip didn't know what he would do.
Lorraine had never been to the lake. She took a sip of her lemonade.
Melinda put down the doll slowly.
Louis hoped that Kenneth was busy.
Michele was suprised to be alone.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
It was a sad June night. Laura-May was on the porch.
Samuel was the best shaman around.
Ian opened the door to the walk-in freezer. The silence was overwhelming.
After spending a night in jail, Marlene was relieved to see her father.
On Thursday, Beverly always made a difference.
Beth had invited a monkey to her grand opening. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Jorge hoped that everyone was coming to Christmas.
As soon as the funeral started, Carl wanted a pill.
It was a dark and stormy - Months evening. Kent snapped his fingers as he led the physician into the lobby.
The garage was dark and oddly quiet.
Matthew was searching. He checked his phone.
Ernest could tell that Chester was unsentimental. He opened the door to the living room.
Someone had invited an elephant to Easter. Judy knew what to do.
Going to the creek was a nice idea. Arnold cracked open another beer.
When Marlene arrived at Christmas, Lonnie embraced her.
The chipmunk was on the loose. Linda tried to remain calm.
Erica could tell that Jill was a diplomat. She tried not to laugh.
Elaine hoped that the chimpanzee was invulnerable.
The sound of the bagpipes made Melissa want to cry.
The guru opened the door, and led Manuel inside.
It was a typical evening in the casino. Calvin took a long sip of his Fanta.
Danielle was in the shop. She had a magnifying glass in her hand.
Bessie put down the ball nervously.
For as long as Glenda could remember, she'd wanted to be a firefighter.
Erica had come to Antarctica alone. She was here to meet the swimming coach.
Carolyn felt that Sherry was maternal.
Annie had been expecting Denise for three hours. She lit a cigarette.
Philip went over the plan.
Leslie was the best sleuth in town.
Irma walked into the laundry and glanced at Bernard. "You make me hot," she said.
Roland had never been to the creek. He wanted a cigarette.
Madison opened the door to the outhouse. She raised her hands.
Smoke was in the air. Melanie waited.
The office was covered in blood.
Gina opened the door to the bathroom. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Ronnie could not feel anything.
As soon as the grand opening started, Yolanda giggled to herself.
Raul was disappointed that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
Glynier waited for the battle to begin.
There had never been a printer quite like Walter Wright, and he knew it.
When the sun rose, Tommy knew it was time to run.
Lady Jennifer was in one of her moods.
Barbara was outside the window. She had a magnifying glass in her hand.
When Jared opened the door Mrs. Morris looked up from her book.
It started like any other evening in the skateboard park. Tammy took a sip of her cappuccino.
The dolphin had escaped. Tamara panicked.
"Dare to dream," Carla told herself as she waited in the hair salon.
Jacob could tell that Johnnie was uncaring. He opened the door to the attic.
Iurnau Fleshbeard raised her shield.
The pickpocket opened the door, and led Lena inside.
Nathan had been waiting for Shawn for six hours. He wiped the sweat from his brow.
For as long as Nicole could remember, she'd wanted to be a conductor.
Kealiosys shielded his eyes against the blast.
Jesus could tell that Steve was an exterminator. He tried not to worry.
It was a long way to the woods. Gina stopped and whistled nonchalantly.
The sound of the bagpipes made Carolyn laugh.
If the tailor didn't arrive soon, Ian didn't know what he would do.
When Bobbie arrived at her funeral, Dolores cried.
Clinton could feel his heart beating.
Violet staggered in the gloom. The walls were rough.
Monica opened the door to the laundry. She lowered her gaze.
Cathy was the best explorer around.
Ruth knew that the reporter was groovy.
A sense of magic was in the air. Chester smiled knowingly.
Faelt waited for the battle to begin.
Someone had invited an owl to Christmas. Billy knew what to do.
Herman giggled to himself. It was going to be a fantastic day.
Chad had invited a construction worker to his party. He knew it wouldn't end well.
When the sun rose, Annie knew it was time to find shelter.
Tommy opened the door to the lobby. He was afraid of what he might find.
Violet walked into the kitchen and looked at Gilbert. "You make me hot," she said.
The lion had escaped. Jenny pretended not to notice.
The bedroom was a complete mess.
Sherri had come to Moscow prepared. She was here to meet the dietician.
When Bartholomew arrived at his funeral, everyone booed him.
It started like any other day in the office. Francisco took a bite of his fishcake.
Chad could tell that Leo was mealymouthed. He opened the door to the laundry.
It was a snowy night. Tracey was behind the bikeshed.
As soon as Christmas started, Marsha wanted a drink.
When Elaine opened the door Mr. Smith looked up from his book.
If the judge didn't arrive soon, Frederick didn't know what he would do.
After spending a night in hell, Wade was relieved to see his mother.
Jesus was suprised to be free.
Kim hoped that Monica was sulky.
Joann put down the hot dog slowly.
Jimmie could tell that Troy was a greengrocer. He tried not to feel intimidated.
On Wednesday, Oscar always made amends.
Tyler was in the playground. He had a bouquet in his hand.
For as long as Armando could remember, he'd wanted to be a guru.
Gordon was the best sniper who ever lived.
Lady Dorothy was in one of her moods.
Viola could see that the barista was caring.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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