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As soon as the funeral started, Harold chewed his lip.
Colleen was the best DJ around.
Raul opened the door to the pantry. He enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
When Martin arrived at his wedding, everyone booed him.
Grace could tell that Joann was a tattooist. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Ethel had invited a photographer to Thanksgiving. She knew the fun was about to begin.
For as long as Zachary could remember, he'd wanted to be a hunter.
Javier opened the door to the dungeon. The silence was overwhelming.
Sonia had never been to the planet. She took a sip of her beer.
Ourt waited for the battle to begin.
Dave felt that John was lost.
When Stanley opened the door Mr. Hill looked up from his work.
Grace walked into the cell and looked at Edith. "You make me dizzy," she said.
There had never been a rat catcher quite like Carol Adams, and she knew it.
When the moon came up, Carlos knew it was time to find shelter.
Going to the beach was a great idea. Mike shrugged.
It was a snowy winter evening. Connie took a bite of her croissant as she led the fraudster into the chapel.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Marilyn waited.
Andrea could feel her heart beating.
Lord Melvin was in one of his moods.
It was a long way to the creek. Sylvia stopped and shuddered in anticipation.
Kenneth hoped that no one was coming to his wedding.
If the researcher didn't arrive soon, Christy didn't know what she would do.
Someone had invited a chicken to the party. Troy knew the fun was about to begin.
Gary had been expecting Derrick for four days. He struggled to breathe.
Louis was glowing. He bit his fingernails.
The sound of the violin made Veronica angry.
On Friday, Peggy always made chilli.
Fernando was at the wax museum. He had a bouquet in his hand.
The noises coming from the studio made Sheila uneasy.
It was a typical afternoon. Olga was in the library.
Sean hoped that the bear was festive.
Annette raised her hands. It was going to be a tough morning.
When Katrina arrived at her wedding, everyone fainted.
Casey had come to the palace alone. He was here to meet the choreographer.
"It's almost over," Miriam told herself as she waited at the bakery.
After spending a night in hell, Maria was relieved to see her husband.
Stephen was delighted to be floating.
The library was the perfect location.
The dolphin was on the loose. Delores panicked.
It started like any other afternoon in America. Terrance took a bite of his banana.
Patrick walked into the lobby and looked at Sylvia. "You make me succeed," he said.
Angela had invited a senator to Christmas. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Lillian opened the door to the bathroom. She had dreamed of this moment.
Norman put down the apple carefully.
The photographer opened the door, and led Gladys inside.
Willard had never been to the forest. He put down his pencil.
For as long as Priscilla could remember, she'd wanted to be a fisher.
As soon as the grand opening started, Willie cracked open another beer.
Jared checked his watch.
Randall could see that the winemaker was invisible.
When rain began, Loretta knew it was time to move on.
Vincent opened the door to the dining room. He questioned his plan.
Joann was outside the window. She had a lemonade in her hand.
Going to the desert was a good idea. Dennis enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Uarzui shielded her eyes against the blast.
Freddie could see that Eric was a coach. He tried not to laugh.
It was a long way to the river. Joseph stopped and shrugged.
On Saturday, Ramona made the bed.
When Angela arrived at her funeral, Jo-Ellen stared in disbelief.
Cody was choosing. He took a sip of his strawberry milkshake.
Someone had invited a cheetah to Thanksgiving. Terrence knew it wouldn't end well.
Nathaniel was worried that no one was coming to Easter.
Stephanie fumbled in the darkness. The walls were rough.
It was a dark and stormy Thursday evening. Ben was in the food court.
Sirlui leaned into the wind.
When Roy arrived at his grand opening, Kristen booed him.
Jimmie could see that Nathan was discreet.
Keith had invited a DJ to his funeral. He knew the fun was about to begin.
The model opened the door, and led Casey inside.
When Alex opened the door Mr. Moore looked up from his book.
Lois snapped her fingers. It was going to be a momentous day.
It was a clear afternoon. Andre knew it wasn't too late as he led the terrorist into the wardrobe.
Robert had come to Athens alone. He was here to meet the firefighter.
Raul had been expecting Maurice for six hours. He ground his teeth.
As soon as the wedding started, Jimmie took a long sip of his martini.
Eleanor had never been to the swamp. She took a bite of her fishcake.
There had never been a busker quite like Daisy Freeman, and she knew it.
Jon walked into the office and glanced at Alex. "You make me worry," he said.
Going to the gully was a foolhardy idea. Dustin checked his phone.
"It's almost over," Nora told herself as she waited in the nuclear power-plant.
Mary-Jo put down the carrot carefully.
Lena hoped that the scorpion was freethinking.
Dan knew that the professor was abrupt.
For as long as Mary could remember, she'd wanted to be a swimming coach.
It was a typical evening in the nuclear power-plant. Theresa ground her teeth.
Love was in the air. Lucille opened the door.
When Angela arrived at her party, Sharon stared in disbelief.
Ida was the best antique dealer in town.
The astronaut opened the door, and led Reginald inside.
It was a dull, insipid Thursday morning. Wade was in the basement.
Jeremy was suprised to be alive.
Crystal opened the door to the bedroom. She could not believe what she saw.
After spending a night in the airport, Roger was relieved to see his husband.
Greg fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Martin was paying. He took a long sip of his water.
The bright light coming from the studio made Miguel hopeful.
It was a long way to the lake. Franklin stopped and straightened his clothes.
Anita could feel her life slipping away.
The lion had escaped. Alex pretended not to notice.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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