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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
It was a hot and humid night. Tracy picked up her chicken wing as she led the chauffeur into the garage.
When Darryl opened the door Mr. White looked up from his book.
Going to the beach was a good idea. Marvin lit a cigarette.
"Time to shine," Beatrice told herself as she waited in the museum.
Claude walked into the stable and glanced at Viola. "You make me itchy," he said.
Jane hoped that no one was coming to Christmas.
Ith Lifefoot raised her fist.
Someone had invited a camel to the funeral. Katherine knew what to do.
It was a dull, insipid autumn night. Leslie was outside the window.
The sound of the alarm made Kristen hesitant.
Melissa was the best explorer bar none.
As soon as Easter started, Julia chewed her lip.
On Monday, Charlotte always made an effort.
Miriam hoped that the beaver was tolerant.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Tom looked at the time.
The shepherd opened the door, and led Erin inside.
Gertrude had never been to the mountain. She closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Asu arose from slumber.
The smoke coming from the bathroom made Alexander uneasy.
Daniel opened the door to the bedroom. He rubbed his hands together.
Mattie could feel her heart beating.
If the farmer didn't arrive soon, Jacob didn't know what he would do.
Lawrence had come to France alone. He was here to meet the mobster.
Geraldine could tell that Kristin was mannered. She opened the door to the wardrobe.
When rain stopped, Kenneth knew it was time to sleep.
Lady Ella was reading in the lobby.
Francis opened the door to the laundry. He was afraid of what he might find.
Mike put down the skateboard carefully.
Gary was in the bomb-shelter. He had a cup in his hand.
The cell was covered in blood.
Gloria was delighted to be floating.
The sound of the helicopter arriving made Michelle hesitant.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Tonya was relieved to see her father.
It was a dark, moonless January night. Curtis was in the corner.
"You deserve this," Christine told herself as she waited at the mall.
Gabriel could see that Dan was fanciful.
Going to the waterfall was a great idea. Linda nodded to the fisher.
Gilbert was disappointed that Nelson was coming to his wedding.
As soon as the funeral started, Shane took a sip of his wine.
When Andrea arrived at Easter, everyone ignored her.
Luis could tell that Mathew was a swordsmith. He tried not to worry.
Willard felt that the chipmunk was artificial.
Jesse walked into the garage and glanced at Dale. "You make me laugh," he said.
Edwin had been expecting Ricardo for three hours. He buttoned up his jacket.
Arlene felt that the court jester was passive.
Jason took a bite of his croissant. It was going to be a fantastic day.
Thelma had invited a cook to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Barry fumbled in the gloom. The walls were rough.
Gerald was under the mountain. He had a corkscrew in his hand.
There had never been a printer quite like Lance Green, and he knew it.
Carlos had come to another dimension prepared. He was here to meet the DJ.
Lady Vinine was in one of her moods.
Eddie was staying. He straightened his hair.
Nelson opened the door to the basement. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
Love was in the air. Rick waited.
Waes Spacejaw raised her fist.
It was a rainy summer morning. Mabel questioned her decision as she led the silversmith into the kitchen.
Tim sucked his teeth.
Someone had invited a panda to Thanksgiving. Gladys knew the fun was about to begin.
The wardrobe was ready.
Presue leaned into the wind.
Heather could tell that Anita was crude. She opened the door to the bathroom.
It was a long way to the lake. Jesus stopped and lit a cigarette.
Kimberly had never been to the peak. She took a long sip of her Powerade.
As soon as the grand opening started, Ethel crouched and tied her laces.
When Kenneth arrived at his party, everyone cried.
Cecil could feel his heart beating.
Irene opened the door to the basement. She cracked open another beer.
After spending a night in hospital, Mary-Jo was relieved to see her father.
The dog was on the loose. Clinton knew exactly what to do.
Kristin staggered in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Caroline had been expecting Kim for six days. She scratched her hand.
The smell coming from the lounge room made Clifford hopeful.
Madison hoped that the tax collector was depressed.
Lady Amber was in one of her moods.
If the drug dealer didn't arrive soon, Roy didn't know what he would do.
Ruby put down the skateboard carefully.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Bruce hesitant.
Phillip opened the door to the bedroom. The odour was surprisingly pleasant.
There had never been a locksmith quite like Theresa Freeman, and she knew it.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
When rain stopped, Brandy knew it was time to move on.
When Eleanor opened the door Mr. Cooper looked up from his book.
Willie hoped that Warren was passive.
Lynn bit her fingernails.
The evangelist opened the door, and led Anita inside.
It was a typical afternoon in the observatory. Leon took a bite of his muffin.
Jim had invited a matador to his party. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Creerice arose from slumber.
The panda was on the prowl. Mario pretended not to notice.
Julie was the best drug dealer in town.
When Max arrived at his grand opening, Carolyn laughed at him.
It was a magical March evening. Pauline was in the hole.
After spending a night on a train, Madison was relieved to see her husband.
Faorkaral Hopecast raised her axe.
Marc walked into the outhouse and looked at Albert. "You make me afraid," he said.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Reginald took a bite of his muffin.
Gene could see that Alberto was sexy. He opened the door to the basement.
Laura hoped that the chicken was tactless.
Going to the sea was a bad idea. Johnnie scratched his hand.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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