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Rene felt that the hunter was repressed.
Going to the planet was a great idea. Lloyd chewed his lip.
Jose fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Billy-Bob was delighted to be floating.
Velma was in the waiting room. She had a corkscrew in her hand.
Someone had invited a whale to the funeral. Allen knew it wouldn't end well.
Dean was paying. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
Phyllis felt that the lizard was woeful.
Dora had been waiting for Dianne for two hours. She swallowed nervously.
It was a clear, bright afternoon. Bobby put down his hot dog as he led the rat catcher into the attic.
Randy opened the door to the dining room. He had dreamed of this moment.
When Claude opened the door Mrs. Washington looked up from her work.
Carla could feel her life slipping away.
When Rene arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone fainted.
After spending a night in jail, Brad was relieved to see his car.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Jimmie was in the corner.
Minnie walked into the office and glanced at Gary. "You make me dance," she said.
As soon as Easter started, Calvin took a long sip of his whiskey.
Charles could tell that Glen was ecstatic. He opened the door to the basement.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
When rain stopped, Norman knew it was time to move on.
Marsha was the best ninja bar none.
Amy opened the door to the control room. She snapped her fingers.
A sense of magic was in the air. Antonio looked at the time.
"Winners don't quit," Adrian told himself as he waited outside the window.
Lance had never been to the planet. He gripped his flute.
For as long as Bobbie-Sue could remember, she'd wanted to be a weaver.
Melvin lit a cigarette. It was going to be a special evening.
Annette was swimming. She rubbed her hands together.
Smurkaydon leaned into the wind.
Eva was disappointed that no one was coming to her party.
Colleen was delighted to be floating.
Sean knew that the hippopotamus was interested.
Philip could see that the biologist was fanatical.
Lady Yvonne was in one of her moods.
Juan took a bite of his apple.
On Friday, Douglas made lunch.
It was a long way to the valley. Patsy stopped and knew it wasn't too late.
It started like any other day in the skateboard park. Ryan struggled to breathe.
Marion was in the backyard. She had a bottle in her hand.
It was a glorious fall night. Irma was in the waiting room.
Shawn opened the door to the living room. He had dreamed of this moment.
Kim put down the apple carefully.
Going to the sea was a great idea. Jaime bit his fingernails.
Jason could tell that Mathew was woeful. He opened the door to the cell.
The sauna was a complete mess.
Paula had been expecting Bessie for days. She shrugged.
Wrani Windshaker raised his fist.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Bob took a long sip of his espresso.
Julie walked into the living room and glanced at Lynn. "You make me jump," she said.
Lord Walkbourne was in one of his moods.
Don fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
When rain stopped, Rafael knew it was time to run.
It was a snowy autumn evening. Perry lowered his gaze as he led the hunter into the dining room.
When Bobby opened the door Mr. Smith looked up from his book.
The sound of the blender made Jorge hesitant.
After spending a night on a train, Tiffany was relieved to see her home.
Evelyn could tell that Donna was a pilot. She tried not to laugh.
Roberta opened the door to the lobby. She checked her phone.
Tony was delighted to be floating.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Miriam waited.
Jay hoped that the violinist was humorous.
Heip waited for the battle to begin.
Alvin had invited a teacher to Christmas. He knew what to do.
Darlene took a sip of her wine. It was going to be a tough evening.
The smell coming from the garage made Clinton uneasy.
Lord Darrell was in one of his moods.
Tracey was the best geologist bar none.
Michelle was eating. She ground her teeth.
Kristen opened the door to the attic. She had dreamed of this moment.
Naomi walked into the lounge room and glanced at Felicia. "You make me run," she said.
Juan had been waiting for Lewis for three hours. He went over the plan.
Jimmy felt that the goose was mannerless.
Sara smiled knowingly.
Betty was on the roof. She had a can opener in her hand.
It was a glorious Sunday evening. April was down the well.
On Monday, Edward made a decision.
The monkey had escaped. Ricky knew exactly what to do.
As soon as the grand opening started, Paul enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Seth could see that Julian was trembling. He opened the door to the dining room.
The classroom was the perfect location.
Kim put down the banana carefully.
Someone had invited a snake to the party. Lonnie knew what to do.
There had never been a waiter quite like Maureen Lewis, and she knew it.
Vanessa could see that Kathleen was touchy.
Carla was suprised to be alone.
When Frances arrived at her wedding, Earl rushed to see her.
Sandra opened the door to the control room. She raised her hands.
Eilue waited for the battle to begin.
When Sally opened the door Mr. Smith looked up from his work.
"All's well that ends well," Connie told herself as she waited in the deli.
When wolves began to howl, Brittany knew it was time to sleep.
Mary-Beth had never been to the waterfall. She ground her teeth.
Sam opened the door to the living room. He had dreamed of this moment.
Gloria was the best impersonator around.
For as long as Tanya could remember, she'd wanted to be a fisher.
When Allan arrived at his funeral, Victor laughed.
Bradley could see that Joshua was a gate-keeper. He tried not to worry.
The thief opened the door, and led Eliza-Jane inside.
Gwendolyn had come to the moon alone. She was here to meet the clown.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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