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As soon as the wedding started, Earl whistled nonchalantly.
Marshall was delighted to be alone.
Eileen was growing. She took a bite of her chicken wing.
When Amber arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone booed her.
The sound of polystyrene scraping made Danny want to scream.
Isaac was relieved that everyone was coming to his funeral.
Jennifer knew that the hunter was injured.
Albert could see that Andre was agonized. He opened the door to the armory.
Nathan was the best clerk around.
It was a long way to the forest. Brandon stopped and put down his glass.
Chairda waited for the battle to begin.
Iendo Faithrain raised his fist.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Phyllis was relieved to see her wife.
Arlene opened the door to the dining room. She could not believe what she saw.
When wolves began to howl, Nancy knew it was time to run.
Betty had invited an alligator to her funeral. She knew what to do.
It was a chilly spring night. Holly knew it was too late as she led the lumberjack into the cloakroom.
When Susan arrived at Easter, everyone fainted.
Minnie cracked open another beer. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
Rosa opened the door to the attic. She took a long sip of her Guinness.
It was a foggy Tuesday night. Robin was in the garden.
When Timothy opened the door Mr. Garcia looked up from his book.
Randall could see that Herman was a guard. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Someone had invited a chimpanzee to the funeral. Ramon knew the fun was about to begin.
The noises coming from the dungeon made Felix hopeful.
On Thursday, Irene always made art.
Elaine put down the icecream nervously.
Lord Jesse was in one of his moods.
Kathryn felt that the chauffeur was indulgent.
Kelly was delighted to be alone.
As soon as the party started, Earl closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
For as long as Joel could remember, he'd wanted to be an executioner.
It was a long way to the peak. Scott stopped and bit his fingernails.
Smoke was in the air. Melanie waited.
When Tommy arrived at Christmas, everyone ignored him.
Alfred could tell that Leroy was crying. He opened the door to the closet.
If the ambassador didn't arrive soon, Troy didn't know what he would do.
"Just try not to cry," Chris told himself as he waited at the gate.
After spending a night in jail, Rebecca was relieved to see her wife.
Going to the bay was a foolhardy idea. Tracey took a long sip of her espresso.
Ramona knew it was too late.
Kyle knew that Barry was uncooperative.
Shannon had never been to the ocean. She snapped her fingers.
Adam knew that the dolphin was receptive.
Lloyd staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Nora was at the skateboard park. She had a blue highlighter in her hand.
Lady Constance was reading in the office.
Kimberly looked at the time. It was going to be a momentous evening.
There had never been an evangelist quite like Mitchell Coleman, and he knew it.
It was a gloomy Sunday night. Elmer was under the bridge.
Roy could see that Dustin was a plumber. He tried not to worry.
Dean had been waiting for William for five days. He picked up his spoon.
Sandra opened the door to the living room. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Vincent was suprised to be alive.
Dwayne could feel his heart beating.
The sound of polystyrene scraping made Guy angry.
Deanna put down the hot dog carefully.
The barn was locked.
Lord Pontgate was in one of his moods.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Josephine waited.
When Pedro opened the door Mrs. Tremblay looked up from her work.
Barry hoped that the scientist was stern.
As soon as the wedding started, Chester chewed his lip.
Richard walked into the chapel and looked at Bryan. "You make me sweat," he said.
When Margie arrived at Christmas, Jacob ignored her.
The crow was on the loose. Timothy pretended not to notice.
Katherine could tell that Carolyn was forgetful. She opened the door to the studio.
Roland had invited a porcupine to Thanksgiving. He knew the fun was about to begin.
When wolves began to howl, Lisa knew it was time to find shelter.
Pedro had come to the fairy grotto prepared. He was here to meet the priest.
If the swimmer didn't arrive soon, Victoria didn't know what she would do.
Bragein arose from slumber.
Franklin took a bite of his spring-roll.
Ellen opened the door to the office. She took a sip of her whiskey.
Antonio was painting. He put down his bottle.
Olga knew that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
There had never been an undertaker quite like Marlene Lewis, and she knew it.
It was a dull, insipid morning. Edward was in the bomb-shelter.
The control room was covered in blood.
It was a cold, moonlit spring night. Suzanne went over the plan as she led the mayor into the cell.
Pamela could feel her heart beating.
It was a typical evening in the skateboard park. Johnnie knew it wasn't too late.
Someone had invited a hippopotamus to the funeral. Ralph knew it wouldn't end well.
Lord Grimforth was in one of his moods.
Tim staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Lucille was the best dressmaker around.
"You deserve this," Carole told herself as she waited on the corner.
Balu Willveil raised his shield.
Yvonne opened the door to the barn. She was afraid of what she would find.
After spending a night on a train, Lori was relieved to see her car.
For as long as Victor could remember, he'd wanted to be a swimming coach.
It was a long way to the peak. Dean stopped and giggled to himself.
Joseph put down the doll nervously.
Marcus had come to the liferaft prepared. He was here to meet the florist.
Cassandra hoped that the mason was difficult.
As soon as the grand opening started, Alex questioned his plan.
When Gloria arrived at her party, everyone cried.
Going to the river was a terrible idea. Brandy took a bite of her fishcake.
It was a gloomy Friday afternoon. Ana was under the bridge.
Paul was at the bakery. He had a cup in his hand.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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