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Billy was the best taxi-driver bar none.
The dolphin had escaped. Dianne pretended not to notice.
It was a misty winter morning. Kyle was in the museum.
As soon as the party started, Ross questioned his plan.
Love was in the air. Megan smiled knowingly.
Howard put down the ball carefully.
Jamie had invited a taxidermist to his wedding. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Brent could feel his life slipping away.
Pedro had come to Antarctica alone. He was here to meet the silversmith.
Lydia could see that Nicole was a sheriff. She tried not to smile.
On Saturday, Donald always made animal sounds.
"No one will ever know," Nelson told himself as he waited at the train station.
The bright light coming from the dungeon made Micheal uneasy.
Lady Wendy was in one of her moods.
Liack leaned into the wind.
Derek opened the door to the cell. The silence was overwhelming.
Edward had been expecting Leon for three hours. He chewed his lip.
Going to the woods was a foolhardy idea. Bartholomew chewed some gum.
Brittany was delighted to be free.
It was a warm October afternoon. Guy tried to hide as he led the researcher into the waiting room.
Clara staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
When the moon came up, Gregory knew it was time to run.
There had never been a sculptor quite like Ross Green, and he knew it.
For as long as Karl could remember, he'd wanted to be a composer.
Allen knew that no one was coming to Easter.
When Darlene arrived at Thanksgiving, Leslie cried.
Someone had invited a tiger to the grand opening. Jessie knew it wouldn't end well.
Neil was in the supermarket. He had a flower in his hand.
Carolyn hoped for a miracle. It was going to be a special afternoon.
It was a clear and cloudless night. Felix was in the playground.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Chad was relieved to see his boss.
Tony could see that the bunny was closed off.
Lois was the best musician who ever lived.
As soon as Christmas started, Sylvia took a long sip of her mochaccino.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Ronald opened the door.
Marion felt that the barber was thrilled.
Julian had invited a sniper to his wedding. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Jacqueline had come to China alone. She was here to meet the archer.
The dining room was a complete mess.
Clayton lit a cigarette.
Anna opened the door to the armory. The silence was overwhelming.
Jane knew that Lillie was terrible.
Brian walked into the outhouse and looked at Sarah-Jane. "You make me exercise," he said.
Bobbie-Sue opened the door to the bedroom. She raised her hands.
Toni could tell that Erin was greedy. She opened the door to the basement.
On Friday, Gail made an igloo.
The sound of dogs barking made Neil laugh.
Jom leaned into the wind.
Javier lowered his gaze. It was going to be a long evening.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Cody could feel his heart beating.
The bright light coming from the guest room made Delores uneasy.
Maria staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
If the journalist didn't arrive soon, Colleen didn't know what she would do.
It was a hot fall morning. Kathleen was in the lighthouse.
Renee had never been to the river. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
It was a typical morning in England. James questioned his plan.
Going to the creek was a foolhardy idea. Sarah-Jane lit a cigarette.
Wilma could not hear anything.
Jimmie had come to another dimension prepared. He was here to meet the plumber.
Claudia had invited a tailor to her grand opening. She knew it wouldn't end well.
When Lucy opened the door Mr. Brooks looked up from his book.
Chad was delighted to be alive.
For as long as Jerry could remember, he'd wanted to be an archer.
Paula knew that the customs officer was rebellious.
Love was in the air. Marilyn opened the door.
It was a long way to the gully. Elmer stopped and meditated.
Willie could see that the octopus was mealymouthed.
The wolf was on the prowl. Cory tried to remain calm.
The sound of snoring made Ramona angry.
Matthew was on the corner. He had a Guinness in his hand.
The judge opened the door, and led Brenda inside.
Joann walked into the cell and glanced at Brandine. "You make me happy," she said.
As soon as the grand opening started, Erin bit her fingernails.
Ronnie was the best waiter around.
Lady Maureen was in one of her moods.
Sylvia could see that Velma was a rat catcher. She tried not to laugh.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Donald was relieved to see his mother.
It was a clear and cloudless morning. April was in the hair salon.
"Patience is a virtue," Fernando told himself as he waited at the concert.
Enrique opened the door to the laundry. His senses were overwhelmed.
When Sherri arrived at her wedding, everyone welcomed her.
The outhouse was covered in blood.
Schoipes shielded her eyes against the light.
Going to the planet was a bad idea. Glenn took a bite of his candy-bar.
If the crook didn't arrive soon, Robin didn't know what she would do.
Reginald took a long sip of his cocktail. It was going to be a tough morning.
The music coming from the dining room made Marcia hopeful.
Ashley could not hear anything.
On Wednesday, Ralph made an effort.
Lloyd opened the door to the garage. He lit a cigarette.
Dean had come to the pyramids alone. He was here to meet the surgeon.
The sound of snoring made Ted hesitant.
Tracey had been waiting for Irene for five days. She ground her teeth.
Willard had never been to the beach. He took a bite of his slice of pizza.
Morris was coming. He took a sip of his Red Bull.
It was a chilly Wednesday evening. Dan shrugged as he led the herald into the basement.
Phillip staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Marcus was in the museum.
The busker opened the door, and led Jackie inside.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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