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Bernard was suprised to be alive.
After spending a night in hell, Deanna was relieved to see her boss.
Susan grinned.
On Sunday, Claire made lunch.
Michael could see that Alfred was neglectful.
Going to the desert island was a great idea. Frank closed his eyes and took a breath.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Sara angry.
Kathy was climbing. She took a bite of her spring-roll.
Casey was the best gladiator bar none.
Beverly knew that everyone was coming to her wedding.
The smell coming from the chapel made Esther uneasy.
Mattie had invited a blacksmith to Easter. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Lady Lena was eating in the barn.
It started like any other afternoon in the museum. Leon lowered his gaze.
Edna could see that the bureaucrat was worried.
Cindy opened the door to the lounge room. The silence was overwhelming.
Barry could see that Derek was sedentary. He opened the door to the dungeon.
Love was in the air. April smiled knowingly.
It was a dark, moonless night. Ralph was at the zoo.
Someone had invited a snake to the wedding. Wallace knew it wouldn't end well.
Misty felt that the rat was logical.
When Stacy arrived at her funeral, Deborah fainted.
"This is crazy," Beatrice told herself as she waited outside the window.
Clayton could see that Sam was a magistrate. He tried not to feel intimidated.
There had never been a deputy quite like Corey Powell, and he knew it.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Mildred ground her teeth.
Joyce was at the mall. She had a spatula in her hand.
The hypnotist opened the door, and led Patricia inside.
Felix put down the guitar nervously.
On Friday, Elmer always made a cake.
Josephine had been expecting Beatrice for three days. She picked up her wrench.
Byron was painting. He nodded to the wizard.
When June arrived at Christmas, Enrique welcomed her.
Derek felt that Herman was elated.
Cory fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
It was a long way to the beach. Alan stopped and grinned.
The sound of the helicopter arriving made Charlotte want to scream.
Jimmie was glad that everyone was coming to his party.
Ravabaibon leaned into the wind.
After spending a night in hospital, Margaret was relieved to see her mother.
Christian could tell that Jason was dependent. He opened the door to the bathroom.
William opened the door to the basement. He was afraid of what he might find.
Love was in the air. Maurice looked at the time.
Diana could see that the missionary was ignorant.
The dinosaur was on the prowl. Duane tried to remain calm.
It was a calm, yet eerie summer night. Jeanne was in the deli.
Courtney was delighted to be free.
It was a night full of promise. Rosemary put down her magnifying glass as she led the detective into the cell.
As soon as the wedding started, Allen wanted a sandwich.
Ray could tell that Cory was a hypnotist. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Salvador was the best hairdresser bar none.
"Winners don't quit," Kim told herself as she waited at the zoo.
It was a typical afternoon in the casino. Karen wiped the sweat from her brow.
Samuel was in the basement. He had a mouse in his hand.
If the programmer didn't arrive soon, Yolanda didn't know what she would do.
Amber had invited a swan to her funeral. She knew it wouldn't end well.
For as long as Phyllis could remember, she'd wanted to be an illustrator.
The bedroom was full of smoke.
Ida questioned her plan. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
When Hazel opened the door Mr. Williams looked up from his book.
Bobbie could feel her heart beating.
It started like any other day in Japan. Shannon took a sip of her margarita.
Johnny fumbled in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Cindy knew that Melissa was courteous.
Presoive shielded her eyes against the light.
There had never been a choreographer quite like Alma Freeman, and she knew it.
Don was calling. He swallowed nervously.
Ies leaned into the wind.
A sense of magic was in the air. Jesse smiled knowingly.
The lemur was on the prowl. Carol pretended not to notice.
Enrique had been expecting Neil for two hours. He gripped his magnifying glass.
After spending a night under a bridge, Elmer was relieved to see his husband.
Ramona could tell that Emily was a detective. She tried not to laugh.
Victoria walked into the dungeon and glanced at Patrick. "You make me afraid," she said.
Laura was disappointed that Joann was coming to Thanksgiving.
As soon as Christmas started, Christopher knew it was too late.
It was a sad evening. Ralph was in the deli.
The air traffic controller opened the door, and led Floyd inside.
Stephen had never been to the pond. He cracked open another beer.
Going to the river was a terrible idea. Irma enjoyed the feeling of power.
Clarence opened the door to the kitchen. The silence was overwhelming.
When the sun rose, Julian knew it was time to run.
Someone had invited a kitten to the party. Ronald knew the fun was about to begin.
Annie hoped that the dog was inert.
It was a typical morning in Ireland. Stella raised her hands.
Kelly was the best bandit who ever lived.
On Friday, Alfredo always made it count.
Guy was suprised to be free.
Lorraine took a sip of her milkshake.
Roy felt that the pirate was moody.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Bryan stopped and swallowed nervously.
Sara staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
"They know it was me," Victoria told herself as she waited in the shop.
There had never been a beautician quite like Kurt Rob son, and he knew it.
Smeitra shielded her eyes against the blast.
Milton could feel his life slipping away.
Mike could not hear anything.
It was a beautiful fall afternoon. Enrique smiled knowingly as he led the hypnotist into the corridor.
The monk opened the door, and led Louis inside.
Calvin walked into the conservatory and glanced at Melvin. "You make me afraid," he said.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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