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As soon as the funeral started, Corey tried to hide.
The sound of the angle-grinder made Virgil angry.
Someone had invited a porcupine to Easter. Morris knew the fun was about to begin.
Elaine was worried that no one was coming to Christmas.
When Patricia arrived at her party, everyone gasped.
When Floyd opened the door Mr. Washington looked up from his work.
Love was in the air. Kristin smiled knowingly.
It was a glorious evening. Melissa was in the basement.
It started like any other afternoon in the bomb-shelter. Erica raised her hands.
Francisco checked his reflection. It was going to be a long morning.
Doris took a long sip of her rum and coke.
Evelyn had come to India alone. She was here to meet the lawyer.
Arlene felt that Megan was disorderly.
Pedro was behind the wall. He had a notepad in his hand.
Myrtle fumbled in the darkness. The walls were rough.
The impersonator opened the door, and led Antonio inside.
Kimberly was the best barber bar none.
If the real estate agent didn't arrive soon, Kurt didn't know what he would do.
The hamster had escaped. Ida knew exactly what to do.
It was a long way to the island. Harry stopped and took a bite of his fishcake.
"You can do this," Walter told himself as he waited in the attic.
Melanie had never been to the woods. She smiled knowingly.
Joshua opened the door to the conservatory. He struggled to breathe.
Going to the forest was a good idea. Vickie buttoned up her jacket.
Tyrone had invited a webmaster to his grand opening. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Clarence could see that Corey was a clown. He tried not to laugh.
Joanne felt that the farmer was regimental.
On Saturday, Lance always made a contribution.
Allison put down the sandwich carefully.
Alfredo opened the door to the library. He could not believe what he saw.
The sound of hammering made Clayton want to scream.
After spending a night under a bridge, Jesse was relieved to see his husband.
Carolyn was suprised to be floating.
For as long as Clifton could remember, he'd wanted to be a guitarist.
It was a rain-swept morning. Josephine bit her fingernails as she led the private detective into the chapel.
Craig could not see anything.
When Gertrude arrived at her funeral, Tiffany embraced her.
As soon as the grand opening started, Lori raised her hands.
Gary walked into the attic and glanced at Clarence. "You make me want to shout," he said.
Mabel had come to Beijing prepared. She was here to meet the nanny.
Bonnie was in the waiting room. She had a key in her hand.
When Shelly opened the door Mr. Campbell looked up from his book.
Lady Peggy was in one of her moods.
Pathilyn leaned into the wind.
It was a dark and stormy January afternoon. Allison was in the hair salon.
Jason had been waiting for Everett for four days. He snapped his fingers.
When wolves began to howl, Joel knew it was time to sleep.
Geraldine rubbed her hands together. It was going to be a special day.
Yvonne opened the door to the sauna. She could not believe what she saw.
Colleen had never been to the swamp. She raised her hands.
Toni took a long sip of her beer.
Lord Applebourne was in one of his moods.
On Saturday, Ellen always made amends.
Louis had invited a sniper to his grand opening. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Lauren felt that the drummer was insightful.
Isaac knew that Chris was lovely.
Lady Mildred was sitting in the closet.
Nicole hoped that the zebra was simple.
The tiger had escaped. Penny tried to remain calm.
There had never been a magician quite like Marlene Adams, and she knew it.
For as long as Ronnie could remember, he'd wanted to be a bartender.
Jo-Ellen could tell that Stella was hungry. She opened the door to the attic.
Julia walked into the studio and glanced at Barry. "You make me happy," she said.
The sound of the squeak toy made Bernice want to scream.
It was a long way to the pond. Amanda stopped and closed her eyes and took a breath.
Billy-Bob put down the bratwurst nervously.
The mortician opened the door, and led Marvin inside.
It was a cold, moonlit night. Duane buttoned up his jacket as he led the ninja into the dining room.
Creuv leaned into the wind.
The smoke coming from the dungeon made Carl uneasy.
Jordan opened the door to the basement. He was afraid of what he might find.
As soon as the wedding started, Vickie picked up her stapler.
If the sleuth didn't arrive soon, Carmen didn't know what she would do.
Going to the sea was a foolhardy idea. Louis took a bite of his spring-roll.
It was a gloomy May afternoon. Joanne was in the observatory.
Bindayth shielded his eyes against the blast.
When Pedro arrived at his grand opening, Pauline laughed at him.
Bryan fumbled in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
When rain began, Christina knew it was time to run.
When Ted arrived at Thanksgiving, Wesley cried.
Love was in the air. Lucille looked at the time.
Lady Wendy was reading in the office.
Martin had invited a doctor to Easter. He knew what to do.
Benjamin had been waiting for Bruce for five hours. He checked his phone.
The dungeon was a complete mess.
Zyliorp Stoneborn raised his axe.
Luis had never been to the sea. He twiddled his thumbs.
Clinton was the best webmaster who ever lived.
Danny shrugged. It was going to be a special afternoon.
When Aaron opened the door Mrs. Carter looked up from her work.
Amy knew that Annie was progressive.
Tewodor waited for the battle to begin.
Mathew was delighted to be free.
On Monday, Eddie always made the bed.
Gwendolyn could see that Judith was a matador. She tried not to smile.
It was a dark, moonless summer night. Sandra questioned her plan as she led the guru into the cell.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Lillian was relieved to see her mother.
Someone had invited a lemur to Christmas. Melvin knew it wouldn't end well.
When Judy arrived at her wedding, Helen laughed at her.
It was a long way to the ocean. Bessie stopped and crouched and tied her laces.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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