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Pauline was glad that Andrea was coming to her funeral.
Someone had invited a giraffe to Easter. Hilda knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a dark and stormy January night. Melissa was in the deli.
The bright light coming from the library made Christine uneasy.
When Patsy opened the door Mr. Brooks looked up from his book.
On Sunday, Alma made each day count.
Max knew that Dennis was thoughtless.
The sound of the car horn made Jeffery laugh.
Cory fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
It was a long way to the ocean. Shirley stopped and questioned her plan.
The living room was spotless.
Felix had been waiting for Alvin for six hours. He took a bite of his sandwich.
Sandra had come to Japan prepared. She was here to meet the spy.
Madison opened the door to the barn. Her senses were overwhelmed.
If the broker didn't arrive soon, Raul didn't know what he would do.
Cathy was screaming. She checked her phone.
Lady Arlene was waiting in the kitchen.
A sense of magic was in the air. Leah looked at the time.
Going to the mountain was a terrible idea. Morris chuckled to himself.
The eagle was on the loose. Deanna tried to remain calm.
Marvin was the best matador bar none.
Audrey opened the door to the lounge room. She took a long sip of her coffee.
Karl walked into the bathroom and glanced at Elly-May. "You make me sing," he said.
Margaret could feel her life slipping away.
There had never been a rat catcher quite like Brandine Jones, and she knew it.
After spending a night in hospital, Sonia was relieved to see her car.
It was a misty February night. Casey enjoyed the feeling of freedom as he led the jockey into the chapel.
As soon as Christmas started, Nellie crouched and tied her laces.
Grerwyn shielded his eyes against the light.
It was a fun evening. Judy was in the deli.
It started like any other day in the prison. Ramon chewed his lip.
When the sun rose, Loretta knew it was time to find shelter.
The smell coming from the kitchen made Edith uneasy.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Jim want to cry.
Bobbi-Jo was suprised to be free.
When Sean arrived at his wedding, Catherine ignored him.
Arthur knew that the tax collector was self-denying.
Jose had never been to the woods. He straightened his clothes.
Waerp waited for the battle to begin.
Lady Olga was in one of her moods.
Lord Manuel was waiting in the dungeon.
Lester could see that Anthony was dignified. He opened the door to the lobby.
Sarah-Jane staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
When Wallace opened the door Mr. Morris looked up from his book.
The mayor opened the door, and led Darryl inside.
Maurice had invited a poet to his funeral. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Charlie opened the door to the pantry. The odour was unbearable.
Mike had come to Spain alone. He was here to meet the playwright.
There had never been a hypnotist quite like Jerome Baker, and he knew it.
Diana knew that Amanda was coming to Christmas.
Dana opened the door to the office. She picked up her fork.
Lord Petersforce was in one of his moods.
If the police officer didn't arrive soon, Tyler didn't know what he would do.
On Saturday, Yolanda made the world better.
The barn was locked.
Roberta hoped that Deborah was guilty.
Going to the mountain was a great idea. Marjorie lit a cigarette.
Dave could tell that Bill was a navigator. He tried not to worry.
After spending a night on a train, Beth was relieved to see her car.
Dustin wiped the sweat from his brow. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
Theresa could see that the snake was bland.
"Show no mercy," Debbie told herself as she waited in the shower.
Someone had invited a goose to the funeral. Johnnie knew the fun was about to begin.
Patricia had been expecting Ellen for six days. She set aside her credit card.
Sonia could see that the gladiator was self-conscious.
When the moon came up, Michael knew it was time to move on.
Gileom leaned into the wind.
As soon as the grand opening started, Mark sucked his teeth.
For as long as Lewis could remember, he'd wanted to be an air traffic controller.
It was a long way to the reef. Tonya stopped and took a long sip of her hot chocolate.
Maria opened the door to the living room. She could not believe what she saw.
Pauline could feel her heart beating.
Stephanie could not see anything.
It was a dark and stormy winter evening. Kathleen was at the casino.
The spider was on the prowl. Deborah pretended not to notice.
Eva staggered in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Lady Kristen was in one of her moods.
When Irma arrived at her party, everyone laughed.
Chris could see that Dale was a teacher. He tried not to smile.
Carrie had never been to the volcano. She whistled nonchalantly.
Lena opened the door to the corridor. She took a sip of her chocolate milk.
The smell coming from the library made Kenneth hopeful.
The conservatory was flooded.
Diana could tell that Lydia was ignorant. She opened the door to the studio.
Henry put down the ball carefully.
Lord Applecoombe was in one of his moods.
On Thursday, Judy always made an effort.
Smoke was in the air. Troy smiled knowingly.
Cecil knew that Tyrone was coming to Thanksgiving.
There had never been a tattooist quite like Kyle Hill, and he knew it.
As soon as the party started, Beth ground her teeth.
It was a bitter, endless night. Jack smiled knowingly as he led the radiologist into the cell.
Lance felt that the oracle was experimental.
Going to the swamp was a bad idea. Arlene straightened her clothes.
Angel walked into the dining room and looked at Priscilla. "You make me dizzy," he said.
When wolves began to howl, Ethel knew it was time to run.
Floyd was delighted to be floating.
Someone had invited a bird to the grand opening. Jill knew the fun was about to begin.
Catherine could see that Lori was a marine. She tried not to laugh.
It was a bright and starry night. Dwayne was at the casino.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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