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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
As soon as the funeral started, Melanie swallowed nervously.
Daryl opened the door to the laundry. The smell was overwhelming.
Sheila had never been to the waterfall. She chewed some gum.
Hilda walked into the lobby and glanced at Elmer. "You make me scream," she said.
Alan had been expecting Julian for two hours. He checked his phone.
Edgar had invited a wizard to his party. He knew what to do.
When Cassandra opened the door Mrs. White looked up from her work.
Sherri bit her fingernails.
Fernando had come to the North Pole alone. He was here to meet the thief.
Corey was under the mountain. He had a can opener in his hand.
On Monday, Tommy made joy.
The flight attendant opened the door, and led Joan inside.
Alfred could feel his life slipping away.
There had never been an archaeologist quite like Nicole Brooks, and she knew it.
The bedroom was full of smoke.
Lori put down the guitar carefully.
Mario felt that the guitarist was disloyal.
It was a cool Saturday night. Jill knew it wasn't too late as she led the author into the wine cellar.
Herbert staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Bradley snapped his fingers. It was going to be a momentous morning.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Nora opened the door.
Pseilim Worldteller raised his fist.
If the paramedic didn't arrive soon, Alma didn't know what she would do.
Alfred could see that Alexander was realistic. He opened the door to the dungeon.
Jeff was the best shoemaker who ever lived.
The cheetah had escaped. Clyde panicked.
Velma could tell that Yolanda was an entrepreneur. She tried not to worry.
Darrell knew that Harry was coming to his grand opening.
Jim-Bob walked into the outhouse and looked at Shawn. "You make me sad," he said.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
"No one will ever know," Herbert told himself as he waited over the fence.
As soon as the wedding started, Naomi took a long sip of her Jack Daniels.
The noises coming from the armory made Vicki hopeful.
Darren opened the door to the bedroom. He could not believe what he saw.
Sara had come to Istanbul prepared. She was here to meet the journalist.
Kirk could not hear anything.
Roberto had invited a clown to his funeral. He knew what to do.
It was a snowy morning. Bessie was in the park.
When the moon came up, Andrew knew it was time to run.
Lord Zachary was in one of his moods.
Cynthia chuckled to herself.
Pamela could see that Jill was dissonant.
There had never been a shepherd quite like Mary-Jo Freeman, and she knew it.
Mathew fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
After spending a night on a train, Jack was relieved to see his car.
Jeremy had been expecting Elmer for six days. He sucked his teeth.
Uameu arose from slumber.
Leo took a long sip of his Guinness. It was going to be a long afternoon.
Bernard walked into the pantry and glanced at Jordan. "You make me jump," he said.
Erik was suprised to be alive.
Heirniu shielded her eyes against the sun.
Wade could tell that Douglas was a nanny. He tried not to laugh.
Lori was disappointed that Tracy was coming to Easter.
Isaac could feel his life slipping away.
Michele was in the playground. She had a credit card in her hand.
Anthony opened the door to the bedroom. He chewed some gum.
Delores could see that Jessie was understanding. She opened the door to the waiting room.
It was a cool spring morning. Audrey took a long sip of her cocktail as she led the composer into the attic.
The sound of the lawnmower made Mabel laugh.
Lucille could not hear anything.
Douglas opened the door to the kitchen. His senses were overwhelmed.
Gregory had invited a crocodile to Christmas. He knew it wouldn't end well.
"Dare to dream," Dwight told himself as he waited in the nuclear power-plant.
Tanya had come to London prepared. She was here to meet the wizard.
Teresa had never been to the reef. She set aside her Guinness.
Barry put down the skateboard slowly.
Michele was running. She chewed her lip.
The barber opened the door, and led Wanda inside.
When Tyrone arrived at his wedding, Bryan laughed.
Going to the forest was a great idea. April nodded to the manager.
The bright light coming from the control room made Roberta uneasy.
The frog was on the loose. Katie panicked.
Anita staggered in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Lois hoped that the fox was purposeful.
As soon as Easter started, Gene checked his watch.
Wheithor leaned into the wind.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Michelle was relieved to see her boss.
It was a wild, stormy November night. Randy was at the travel agent.
Yolanda hoped that the cameraman was charming.
Matthew was angry that Erik was coming to his wedding.
For as long as Ralph could remember, he'd wanted to be a coroner.
Anthony was the best truck driver around.
When Danny opened the door Mr. Tremblay looked up from his work.
Perry felt that Randall was freethinking.
The stable was locked.
It was a quiet night. Clyde checked his watch as he led the conductor into the conservatory.
Marilyn giggled to herself.
Cassandra had been expecting Gertrude for days. She took a bite of her bagel.
When Georgia arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed.
Velma opened the door to the dining room. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Going to the beach was a bad idea. Mary took a sip of her Powerade.
If the evangelist didn't arrive soon, Harry didn't know what he would do.
Rebecca opened the door to the walk-in freezer. She lowered her gaze.
Love was in the air. Glen looked at the time.
Jessica walked into the laundry and looked at Wesley. "You make me cry," she said.
The sound of the blender made Dan want to cry.
When Anne arrived at her grand opening, Cynthia laughed at her.
Sylvia chuckled to herself. It was going to be a special morning.
On Tuesday, Mabel made bubbles.
Jennie could see that Phyllis was narcissistic. She opened the door to the pantry.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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