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Larry had invited a moose to Christmas. He knew what to do.
If the drug dealer didn't arrive soon, Vanessa didn't know what she would do.
On Friday, Julie always made art.
It was a long way to the woods. Julia stopped and snapped her fingers.
Gordon felt that the photographer was old-fashioned.
Karen had been expecting Michele for three hours. She took a long sip of her ale.
The dining room was locked.
Russell closed his eyes and took a breath. It was going to be a long morning.
Lord Mossmain was reading in the office.
There had never been a beekeeper quite like Bonnie Carter, and she knew it.
When Bessie arrived at her funeral, Natalie fainted.
Heather could see that Caroline was superficial. She opened the door to the library.
The sound of snoring made Walter angry.
Minnie walked into the laundry and glanced at Gerald. "You make me tired," she said.
Tim was the best navigator around.
When Stephanie arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed at her.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Arthur was delighted to be free.
Ricardo could see that Bernard was a clown. He tried not to worry.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Maurice ground his teeth.
Charlene fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
It was a fun June afternoon. Anita struggled to breathe as she led the yak herder into the basement.
Dawn opened the door to the walk-in freezer. She had dreamed of this moment.
When Annie opened the door Mr. Allen looked up from his book.
Jeanne put down the teddy bear nervously.
When rain began, Francis knew it was time to move on.
Brandon was singing. He wanted one last chance.
Someone had invited a dog to the wedding. Charlie knew what to do.
On Saturday, Toni made it worse.
Going to the desert island was a terrible idea. Roberta chewed some gum.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Edgar was relieved to see his mother.
"Just be yourself," Steve told himself as he waited in the food court.
Ioz Starrunner raised her fist.
The wardrobe was full of smoke.
Julio had invited a chauffeur to Christmas. He knew what to do.
Antonio could not see anything.
It was a rain-swept June afternoon. Maxine was at the skateboard park.
The beautician opened the door, and led Ruben inside.
Daniel was in the office. He had a phone in his hand.
If the baker didn't arrive soon, Michele didn't know what she would do.
Scott hoped that the politician was ashamed.
Love was in the air. Jimmy waited.
It was a long way to the pond. Deanna stopped and nodded to the dentist.
Cathy could feel her heart beating.
Lord Ricky was eating in the walk-in freezer.
Roberto could tell that Freddie was formal. He opened the door to the wardrobe.
Lord Chris was in one of his moods.
Walter straightened his hair.
Patricia had been waiting for Violet for two hours. She snapped her fingers.
Roberta fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
When the moon came up, Dawn knew it was time to sleep.
The sound of the chickens made Glen laugh.
The wolf had escaped. Bob tried to remain calm.
Going to the hill was a terrible idea. Gerald shuddered in anticipation.
Laurie had come to Beijing prepared. She was here to meet the tattooist.
Nathaniel was suprised to be floating.
The bright light coming from the bedroom made Ida uneasy.
Martin wiped the sweat from his brow. It was going to be a tough morning.
Margie was in the lighthouse. She had a screwdriver in her hand.
Amber opened the door to the basement. The silence was overwhelming.
Neil felt that Felix was ignorant.
Gertrude was choosing. She took a bite of her pickle.
Robert walked into the bathroom and looked at Casey. "You make me lie," he said.
When Jo arrived at her wedding, everyone ignored her.
When Chad arrived at Christmas, everyone stared in disbelief.
As soon as the funeral started, Barry crouched and tied his laces.
On Saturday, Kay made art.
Marcus was disappointed that everyone was coming to Easter.
Loretta had never been to the desert island. She shrugged.
Julie was the best social worker in town.
It was a magical afternoon. Oscar cracked open another beer as he led the professor into the attic.
Ellen staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Timothy had invited a guitarist to Christmas. He knew what to do.
Smoke was in the air. Kathy opened the door.
Lady Dunhaven was reading in the bathroom.
"Today is the day," Nathaniel told himself as he waited in the shop.
Stitshe shielded his eyes against the blast.
There had never been a medic quite like Gloria Sanch ez, and she knew it.
Madison struggled to breathe.
Nina could not hear anything.
Going to the sea was a foolhardy idea. Samantha checked her phone.
Anna opened the door to the dining room. The odour was overwhelming.
It was a clear and cloudless fall evening. Mattie was in the playground.
The smoke coming from the library made Norman hopeful.
Gerald had been expecting Manuel for six days. He shuddered in anticipation.
The kitchen was locked.
When Louis opened the door Mr. Moore looked up from his book.
Grace felt that the cat was daring.
Nathan put down the doll carefully.
Tony could see that Alexander was an antique dealer. He tried not to laugh.
Sylvia was the best thief around.
On Saturday, Aaron always made the world better.
Timothy could tell that Andrew was secure. He opened the door to the garage.
Elmer looked at the time. It was going to be a momentous night.
When Edward arrived at his wedding, everyone fainted.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Curtis bit his fingernails.
The pianist opened the door, and led Tracy inside.
Ashley walked into the barn and looked at Keith. "You make me feel good," she said.
The sound of the lawnmower made Connie hesitant.
The dinosaur had escaped. Vera pretended not to notice.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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