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Peter had come to Paris prepared. He was here to meet the truck driver.
Audrey could tell that Dora was a bank robber. She tried not to worry.
Seth was suprised to be free.
For as long as Barbara could remember, she'd wanted to be an explorer.
When Irene arrived at her grand opening, Theresa booed her.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Gilbert was in the prison.
It was a crisp February night. Milton looked at the time as he led the barber into the classroom.
Love was in the air. Crystal smiled knowingly.
There had never been a psychiatrist quite like Shawn Thomas, and he knew it.
Judith walked into the guest room and glanced at Joe. "You make me sweat," she said.
The noises coming from the outhouse made Madison uneasy.
The shark was on the prowl. Marshall knew exactly what to do.
Going to the forest was a bad idea. Carolyn crouched and tied her laces.
Caird leaned into the wind.
When Irma arrived at Thanksgiving, Lois fainted.
Braerg shielded his eyes against the blast.
Colleen opened the door to the garage. The silence was overwhelming.
Sheila put down the ball nervously.
Sylvia hoped that the chicken was narrow-minded.
Someone had invited an elephant to Christmas. Jerry knew what to do.
Mark shuddered in anticipation. It was going to be a fantastic night.
Cassandra could tell that Myrtle was airy. She opened the door to the dining room.
When Robin opened the door Mr. Wright looked up from his work.
Mary-Beth opened the door to the attic. She checked her watch.
Jimmie had invited a court jester to Easter. He knew what to do.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Roy scratched his hand.
June could see that the goldsmith was deceitful.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
Marvin took a long sip of his merlot.
It started like any other evening in the kitchen. Julia closed her eyes and took a breath.
It was a beautiful night. Raul was on the window sill.
Pamela had never been to the desert island. She questioned her decision.
After spending a night on a train, Deborah was relieved to see her husband.
When wolves began to howl, Basil knew it was time to sleep.
Shannon hoped that no one was coming to her wedding.
Larry had been waiting for Felix for hours. He nodded to the torturer.
When Adam arrived at Easter, Claudia laughed at him.
For as long as Adrian could remember, he'd wanted to be a technician.
Nellie hoped that Carolyn was assertive.
Lady Samantha was waiting in the armory.
Jerry staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
The candlemaker opened the door, and led Armando inside.
The sound of the angle-grinder made Charles laugh.
Lucille felt that the chicken was mystical.
The living room was spotless.
Raymond had come to France prepared. He was here to meet the clown.
Alex was under the bridge. He had a phone in his hand.
There had never been a DJ quite like Ruth Washington, and she knew it.
As soon as the grand opening started, Jonathan smiled knowingly.
Love was in the air. Ronnie looked at the time.
Erika could feel her heart beating.
"Time to shine," Beth told herself as she waited behind the wall.
The smell coming from the dining room made Vicki hopeful.
Lord Jerome was in one of his moods.
Becky walked into the kitchen and looked at Billy. "You make me dizzy," she said.
Salvador was leaving. He tried to hide.
It started like any other day in the skateboard park. Nellie closed her eyes and took a breath.
Someone had invited a turtle to the party. Cynthia knew what to do.
When the sun rose, Marsha knew it was time to find shelter.
It was a dark and stormy Wednesday morning. Frederick struggled to breathe as he led the shop assistant into the cloakroom.
Benjamin could see that John was a drug dealer. He tried not to smile.
Squaybet leaned into the wind.
It was a wild, stormy Thursday night. Ronnie was in the theatre.
Susan opened the door to the wardrobe. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Cassandra was delighted to be free.
If the magistrate didn't arrive soon, Patricia didn't know what she would do.
Brittany was the best doctor who ever lived.
Scorgie shielded her eyes against the blast.
There had never been a technician quite like Audrey Hall, and she knew it.
Isaac had been expecting Billy for two days. He took a long sip of his cocktail.
Shirley had never been to the waterfall. She nodded to the herald.
Holly was disappointed that everyone was coming to her wedding.
The fishmonger opened the door, and led Karen inside.
Edith could see that the chimpanzee was outrageous.
Sean felt that the explorer was muddle-headed.
Tammy checked her phone.
The wine cellar was covered in blood.
Calvin put down the ball carefully.
Angela had invited a hypnotist to Christmas. She knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a long way to the bay. Marion stopped and rubbed her hands together.
It started like any other morning in Istanbul. Tim set aside his corkscrew.
Bryan opened the door to the garage. He took a long sip of his chardonnay.
It was a chilly afternoon. Justin whistled nonchalantly as he led the illustrator into the kitchen.
Yirboe Sinrunner raised her axe.
Ron had come to another dimension prepared. He was here to meet the janitor.
As soon as Easter started, Bartholomew knew it wasn't too late.
Johnnie fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Someone had invited a kitten to the funeral. Kenneth knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a foggy Monday morning. Gwendolyn was in the supermarket.
The sound of the angle-grinder made Yolanda hesitant.
After spending a night on a train, Lester was relieved to see his mother.
Gordon walked into the outhouse and looked at Brandine. "You make me happy," he said.
Miguel could see that Donald was concerned. He opened the door to the living room.
Bruce bit his fingernails. It was going to be a special evening.
Smanor waited for the battle to begin.
Dale hoped that Paul was insightful.
When the sun rose, Brenda knew it was time to run.
Elaine was at the bus stop. She had a cup in her hand.
Billy could not feel anything.
Cory took a long sip of his whiskey.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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