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It was a brilliant Thursday morning. Roberto was in the supermarket.
Lord Pantburn was in one of his moods.
When Elizabeth arrived at her wedding, everyone rushed to see her.
Randy was delighted to be floating.
As soon as the party started, Nicole buttoned up her jacket.
Gilao waited for the battle to begin.
Mary-Jo was under the mountain. She had a corkscrew in her hand.
Nora opened the door to the bedroom. She had dreamed of this moment.
Roy could tell that Alfred was protective. He opened the door to the guest room.
Jenny could feel her heart beating.
It was a fun morning. Julie meditated as she led the governor into the attic.
Mary could see that Cathy was well-read.
After spending a night in hospital, Lauren was relieved to see her father.
Marlene knew that the frog was emotional.
Gail knew that the plumber was assertive.
The sound of the alarm made Micheal angry.
Pedro knew that Richard was coming to his wedding.
Going to the forest was a foolhardy idea. Jamie hoped for a miracle.
It was a typical morning in the library. Vicki closed her eyes and took a breath.
Cory looked at the time.
There had never been a lumberjack quite like Leah Brown, and she knew it.
Roger walked into the stable and glanced at Steven. "You make me wet," he said.
Smoke was in the air. Tim looked at the time.
Vickie had been waiting for Sally for three days. She crouched and tied her laces.
The butcher opened the door, and led Becky inside.
On Friday, Tammy made sure.
Corey put down the ukulele slowly.
Amanda was coming. She nodded to the winemaker.
"Just breathe," Denise told herself as she waited in the shop.
Marc opened the door to the kitchen. He had dreamed of this moment.
When the sun rose, June knew it was time to run.
It was a beautiful morning. Gene was at the bakery.
Erin could see that Irene was a sleuth. She tried not to worry.
As soon as Christmas started, Christian took a sip of his mochaccino.
Niu leaned into the wind.
The laundry was a complete mess.
Someone had invited a tiger to the party. Harry knew it wouldn't end well.
For as long as Daryl could remember, he'd wanted to be a sniper.
The sound of the lawnmower made Margie want to scream.
Brandy had invited an archaeologist to her grand opening. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Aaron knew that the impersonator was ridiculous.
Megan felt that the moose was idealistic.
Dan was in the museum. He had a green highlighter in his hand.
If the construction worker didn't arrive soon, Sarah didn't know what she would do.
Giloimin shielded her eyes against the sun.
Jose had come to America alone. He was here to meet the baker.
Sherri hoped that Stacey was coming to Easter.
Lady Stanhope was in one of her moods.
Lady Jean was in one of her moods.
Leon put down the carrot nervously.
When Fred arrived at Christmas, Kurt gasped.
Bobbie-Sue was walking. She lit a cigarette.
"No one will ever know," Gladys told herself as she waited in the office.
Ross could feel his life slipping away.
Dwayne had never been to the sea. He raised his hands.
Diane had been waiting for Loretta for five hours. She went over the plan.
When Kay opened the door Mrs. Moore looked up from her work.
On Saturday, Stacy made it right.
It was a typical night in the supermarket. Leon took a bite of his cracker.
Ramona opened the door to the guest room. She had dreamed of this moment.
Bryan could tell that Jimmie was a bishop. He tried not to laugh.
The smoke coming from the outhouse made Erika hopeful.
When the moon came up, Monica knew it was time to run.
Lillian opened the door to the dining room. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
It was a calm, yet eerie December night. Melissa checked her watch as she led the playwright into the living room.
There had never been a brewer quite like Vera Gonzál ez, and she knew it.
After spending a night under a bridge, Angela was relieved to see her husband.
It started like any other day in the cafe. Louise buttoned up her jacket.
Jennie was the best medic around.
Lillie could not feel anything.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
Jenny knew that Emily was prudent.
Going to the lake was a great idea. Lee took a sip of his lemonade.
Billy knew that the clockmaker was nervous.
Someone had invited a goose to Easter. Brandine knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a typical September afternoon. Benjamin was in the deli.
Carolyn put down the sandwich carefully.
Myrtle fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Audrey had come to Switzerland alone. She was here to meet the surgeon.
Lorraine could see that the monkey was tortured.
Alexander could tell that Basil was leisurely. He opened the door to the cloakroom.
Lady Viola was eating in the dungeon.
Lady Freincester was sitting in the pantry.
Sonia could feel her life slipping away.
Glen walked into the chapel and glanced at Steven. "You make me glow," he said.
Donald had invited a fly to his grand opening. He knew it wouldn't end well.
If the musician didn't arrive soon, Lucille didn't know what she would do.
When Joseph opened the door Mrs. Parker looked up from her book.
Lady Veronica was in one of her moods.
James wanted a pill.
The biologist opened the door, and led Judith inside.
Eva put down her spoon. It was going to be a fantastic day.
It was a long way to the hill. Vera stopped and took a long sip of her ale.
Love was in the air. Nicole waited.
Cody was the best firefighter in town.
The noises coming from the guest room made Lori uneasy.
There had never been a sheriff quite like Becky Wright, and she knew it.
When Rosemary arrived at her wedding, everyone laughed.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
Brian had been waiting for Jared for two days. He lowered his gaze.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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