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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
After spending a night on a train, Erica was relieved to see her car.
Cecil opened the door to the bedroom. He grinned.
Zinou Stoneswine raised his shield.
For as long as Bryan could remember, he'd wanted to be a hunter.
Going to the lake was a nice idea. Guy knew it wasn't too late.
When Daniel opened the door Mr. Young looked up from his work.
If the tailor didn't arrive soon, Herman didn't know what he would do.
A sense of magic was in the air. Gladys looked at the time.
The dungeon was deserted.
There had never been a fortune-teller quite like Jenny Clark, and she knew it.
It was a lazy night. Jeffrey wanted to find peace as he led the cheesemaker into the basement.
It was a dark and lonely winter night. Dwayne was at the butcher.
Anthony opened the door to the garage. His senses were overwhelmed.
As soon as the party started, Brittany gripped her credit card.
"No one suspects a thing," Kim told herself as she waited in the playground.
Lady Annette was in one of her moods.
The detective opened the door, and led Hugh inside.
When the moon came up, Billy knew it was time to move on.
Maria felt that the pirate was vulnerable.
Leona enjoyed the feeling of power. It was going to be a tough morning.
Randall was the best lifeguard around.
On Sunday, Brandine always made noises.
The sound of the helicopter leaving made Chris hesitant.
Gary walked into the dining room and looked at Sergio. "You make me tired," he said.
When Guy arrived at his funeral, Armando cried.
Rita put down the pickle slowly.
Annette was angry that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
Kliored waited for the battle to begin.
Robin could tell that Sonia was an animal trainer. She tried not to feel intimidated.
It was a long way to the volcano. Thomas stopped and chewed his lip.
Janet had come to America prepared. She was here to meet the manicurist.
Ivan could see that Seth was humorous. He opened the door to the outhouse.
For as long as Janice could remember, she'd wanted to be a mechanic.
Jorge fumbled in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Someone had invited a frog to Easter. Eric knew it wouldn't end well.
Wade had invited an otter to his grand opening. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Beverly could feel her life slipping away.
Love was in the air. Angel waited.
It was a magical fall afternoon. Yolanda was in the museum.
The cell was ready.
The bright light coming from the closet made Geraldine hopeful.
Adrian opened the door to the laundry. He wanted chocolate.
When Ellen arrived at her party, everyone welcomed her.
Barbara felt that the chauffeur was amazed.
When rain began, Yvonne knew it was time to sleep.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Jaime was relieved to see his car.
If the ventriloquist didn't arrive soon, Kelly didn't know what she would do.
Agnes was at the aquarium. She had a chicken wing in her hand.
Juanita was listening. She took a bite of her bread-stick.
Micheal had been waiting for Bobby for six hours. He scratched his hand.
The sound of the faucet dripping made Tracey angry.
Yoarse Worldsword raised his sword.
"Show no mercy," Sergio told himself as he waited at the football stadium.
Lord Neil was in one of his moods.
Katie opened the door to the guest room. She could not believe what she saw.
Florence took a sip of her beer.
There had never been a sheriff quite like Leo Washington, and he knew it.
Lady Freinville was eating in the office.
A sense of magic was in the air. Tina waited.
Brenda checked her phone. It was going to be a tough evening.
The bathroom was deserted.
Norman had invited a dog to his grand opening. He knew what to do.
Valerie hoped that the tiger was possessive.
On Sunday, Marie always made certain.
Veronica had never been to the waterfall. She took a bite of her croissant.
Carlos had come to Cairo prepared. He was here to meet the nurse.
It was a clear and cloudless Saturday evening. Christopher was in the deli.
It was a long way to the mountain. Leo stopped and tried to hide.
Lonnie was the best surgeon in town.
After spending a night on a train, Jesse was relieved to see his home.
The paramedic opened the door, and led Leslie inside.
As soon as the grand opening started, Virginia set aside her green tea.
Maria fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
When Brittany opened the door Mr. Garcia looked up from his book.
Edward could see that Carl was troublesome. He opened the door to the dining room.
Mirarz arose from slumber.
Bill was delighted to be free.
Someone had invited a monkey to the funeral. Mary-Lou knew the fun was about to begin.
Pauline opened the door to the cell. She could not believe what she saw.
Benjamin was at the zoo. He had a magnifying glass in his hand.
Jeanne could feel her life slipping away.
The sound of the chainsaw made Gary laugh.
If the private detective didn't arrive soon, Grace didn't know what she would do.
"It's going to be okay," Casey told himself as he waited in the supermarket.
Alice could see that Dolores was a cook. She tried not to laugh.
When Carolyn arrived at Christmas, everyone gasped.
Cindy had been waiting for Diana for six hours. She took a bite of her croissant.
It started like any other day in the bakery. Stacey meditated.
Arlene was singing. She questioned her decision.
It was a typical morning in Hong Kong. Sean looked at the time.
For as long as Bobbie could remember, she'd wanted to be a pharmacist.
Tyler had invited a social worker to his wedding. He knew what to do.
Going to the desert island was a terrible idea. Janice twiddled her thumbs.
Greg had come to New York alone. He was here to meet the firefighter.
Connie checked her phone.
When Hector arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone ignored him.
It was a typical afternoon. Dennis was in the supermarket.
On Saturday, Glen always made it right.
The alligator was on the loose. Nancy pretended not to notice.
Juanita was relieved that no one was coming to her party.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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