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Lady Duntown was in one of her moods.
Martha had been expecting Brittany for four hours. She took a bite of her pickle.
Kristin knew that Joanne was neurotic.
If the bodyguard didn't arrive soon, Curtis didn't know what he would do.
When Lucy arrived at Thanksgiving, Ivan embraced her.
As soon as Christmas started, Debra lit a cigarette.
When rain began, Betty knew it was time to move on.
Heather opened the door to the garage. She had dreamed of this moment.
Rachel knew that the private detective was incapable.
For as long as Guy could remember, he'd wanted to be a surgeon.
Smoke was in the air. Edward opened the door.
"Today is the day," Rita told herself as she waited in the shower.
It was a morning full of promise. Charlotte sucked her teeth as she led the plumber into the wardrobe.
The monkey was on the prowl. Rosa knew exactly what to do.
Pearl had come to Ireland prepared. She was here to meet the court jester.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Cody want to cry.
Marvin staggered in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Sandra was delighted to be free.
Everett was the best customs officer bar none.
Mike was listening. He took a bite of his slice of pizza.
Soibet arose from slumber.
It was a beautiful evening. Grace was at the bakery.
The bright light coming from the kitchen made Wendy hopeful.
Marilyn put down the bread-stick nervously.
It was a long way to the gully. Bessie stopped and chewed her lip.
It was a typical afternoon in the school. Sherri straightened her clothes.
Going to the ocean was a good idea. Juanita scratched her hand.
Nina knew that the horse was wonderful.
On Tuesday, Lauren made a cake.
Brittany felt that the customs officer was comfortable.
Sylou Timeteller raised his shield.
Marc had invited a jailer to Christmas. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Herman opened the door to the bathroom. The silence was overwhelming.
When rain began, Janet knew it was time to find shelter.
Bill walked into the studio and glanced at Louis. "You make me exercise," he said.
The barn was spotless.
When Jared opened the door Mrs. Davis looked up from her book.
Rosemary opened the door to the cloakroom. She set aside her blue highlighter.
When Clifford arrived at Easter, everyone laughed.
"No one suspects a thing," Roland told himself as he waited in the cathedral.
For as long as Craig could remember, he'd wanted to be a factory worker.
There had never been a detective quite like Terry Taylor, and he knew it.
Someone had invited a kitten to Christmas. Hilda knew it wouldn't end well.
It started like any other afternoon in the deli. Micheal wanted a candy-bar.
Elizabeth had been waiting for Jessie for five days. She lit a cigarette.
Wade could tell that Edward was cruel. He opened the door to the kitchen.
Christian snapped his fingers.
The sound of hammering made Jaime laugh.
Lady Sue was in one of her moods.
Mary had never been to the reef. She bit her fingernails.
Nancy could tell that Alma was a lawyer. She tried not to feel intimidated.
The smoke coming from the basement made Sean hopeful.
A sense of magic was in the air. Carlos looked at the time.
The tiger was on the prowl. Annie panicked.
Jordan was suprised to be free.
Eduardo hoped that the air traffic controller was ignorant.
Oethoa arose from slumber.
It was a cool October evening. Constance was in the attic.
Doris had come to Canada prepared. She was here to meet the goldsmith.
The guide opened the door, and led Joan inside.
Sylaurn Stonekeeper raised her fist.
When Edward arrived at his grand opening, everyone laughed.
Steven opened the door to the dining room. He was afraid of what he might find.
Philip was the best botanist who ever lived.
If the monk didn't arrive soon, Alberto didn't know what he would do.
The conservatory was locked.
Florence could feel her heart beating.
On Friday, Jorge made a contribution.
Kelly had invited a moose to Thanksgiving. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Peggy opened the door to the laundry. She took a bite of her kebab.
After spending a night under a bridge, Samuel was relieved to see his wife.
Brett checked his reflection. It was going to be a momentous evening.
Esther was in the cafe. She had a Jim Beam in her hand.
For as long as Gary could remember, he'd wanted to be a shepherd.
Ruben could see that the puppy was woeful.
Spuever shielded her eyes against the light.
When rain began, Cory knew it was time to move on.
It was a typical day in the train station. Dwayne shrugged.
Slarpiuyra waited for the battle to begin.
Going to the sea was a great idea. Lauren took a sip of her coffee.
Sonia had come to the lighthouse prepared. She was here to meet the DJ.
Someone had invited a fish to Easter. Salvador knew the fun was about to begin.
When Larry opened the door Mr. Lee looked up from his work.
There had never been a taxi-driver quite like Francisco Hud son, and he knew it.
Adam felt that Alfredo was irresponsible.
Victoria had never been to the desert island. She struggled to breathe.
Tonya fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Smoke was in the air. Earl looked at the time.
It was a cool afternoon. Melissa wanted relief as she led the torturer into the conservatory.
Joel put down the licorice twist slowly.
Tiffany had invited a criminal to Easter. She knew what to do.
It was a long way to the river. Wilma stopped and scratched her hand.
Jerome had been expecting Carl for six hours. He picked up his lemonade.
If the dancer didn't arrive soon, Wayne didn't know what he would do.
Arthur knew that everyone was coming to his grand opening.
Lord Edwin was sitting in the chapel.
Stanley opened the door to the bathroom. He hoped for a miracle.
The dog had escaped. Melissa panicked.
Brandy opened the door to the basement. The smell was unmistakable.
When Leslie arrived at his party, Rafael laughed at him.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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