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Ken had invited an undertaker to his party. He knew what to do.
When wolves began to howl, Stanley knew it was time to move on.
Veronica opened the door to the bathroom. She had dreamed of this moment.
The puppy was on the prowl. Earl pretended not to notice.
Darren wiped the sweat from his brow. It was going to be a special evening.
Janet was climbing. She took a bite of her licorice twist.
When Alex arrived at his grand opening, everyone gasped.
As soon as the wedding started, Arthur checked his watch.
When Basil arrived at Christmas, everyone welcomed him.
For as long as Patrick could remember, he'd wanted to be an exterminator.
It was a hot evening. James wanted one last chance as he led the dietician into the dining room.
The bright light coming from the living room made Irene hopeful.
Ronnie hoped that the air traffic controller was rustic.
"Show no mercy," Erik told himself as he waited in the library.
Brandine felt that the bunny was paralyzed.
Jessie shrugged.
Clitshao shielded her eyes against the blast.
Someone had invited a shark to Easter. Tracy knew what to do.
Florence could see that Elly-May was clumsy.
Billy-Bob walked into the sauna and looked at Olga. "You make me sad," he said.
Enrique put down the ukulele carefully.
There had never been a stunt double quite like Rodney Thomas, and he knew it.
Tyler was in the basement. He had a bouquet in his hand.
It was a clear and cloudless October afternoon. Samantha was in the office.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Floyd opened the door.
Lord Leonard was in one of his moods.
When Ida opened the door Mrs. Lee looked up from her book.
On Thursday, Victor made the world better.
Miesto Fleshbane raised his fist.
The sheep was on the prowl. Jenny panicked.
Gwendolyn had invited a chicken to Easter. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Kevin was suprised to be alone.
Carlos had never been to the cave. He struggled to breathe.
The sound of the lawnmower made Melinda laugh.
The secretary opened the door, and led Ashley inside.
Dawn opened the door to the wardrobe. She had dreamed of this moment.
Viola had come to Istanbul alone. She was here to meet the governor.
Maurice checked his reflection. It was going to be a momentous morning.
Kathryn felt that the chipmunk was procrastinating.
The bright light coming from the dining room made Vickie hopeful.
Deanna had been waiting for Mary-Jo for four days. She struggled to breathe.
Gwendolyn could not feel anything.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Nicholas cracked open another beer.
Dolores enjoyed the feeling of power.
It was a long way to the volcano. Deborah stopped and went over the plan.
Eduardo opened the door to the cell. He took a sip of his Jim Beam.
For as long as Kelly could remember, he'd wanted to be a clown.
Someone had invited an alligator to the wedding. Troy knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a dull, insipid Sunday evening. Albert chewed some gum as he led the soldier into the stable.
The seal was on the loose. Glen tried to remain calm.
On Saturday, Basil always made a cake.
When Tonya arrived at her grand opening, Eddie welcomed her.
Wayne put down the teddy bear nervously.
It was a magical June afternoon. Wilma was at the skateboard park.
Clifton was at the bakery. He had a lemonade in his hand.
It started like any other evening in the butcher. Agnes hoped for a miracle.
Dustin was angry that everyone was coming to his wedding.
When Claudia opened the door Mrs. Jami son looked up from her book.
Norman was running. He checked his watch.
Jason could see that Vincent was businesslike. He opened the door to the bedroom.
The lobby was deserted.
When Patsy arrived at her funeral, everyone stared in disbelief.
Lady Ballifell was in one of her moods.
Yvonne staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Phyllis was the best undertaker around.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Stella picked up her toothbrush. It was going to be a tough evening.
Stephanie knew that the fox was argumentative.
Going to the sea was a great idea. Rebecca went over the plan.
Ianou shielded her eyes against the sun.
As soon as the grand opening started, Mattie lowered her gaze.
Rachel opened the door to the cell. She knew it was too late.
Harold could tell that Max was a navigator. He tried not to laugh.
There had never been a bodyguard quite like Herman Hall, and he knew it.
If the rat catcher didn't arrive soon, Yvonne didn't know what she would do.
Lulduirelle waited for the battle to begin.
Leona was suprised to be free.
Hugh opened the door to the chapel. His senses were overwhelmed.
Cathy could see that Valerie was panicked. She opened the door to the kitchen.
Courtney ground her teeth.
Phyllis hoped that everyone was coming to her party.
When David arrived at Easter, William ignored him.
Jaime had been expecting Dwayne for five hours. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
Andrew had invited a greengrocer to his wedding. He knew what to do.
"Today is the day," Jesse told himself as he waited in the hair salon.
Jessica walked into the outhouse and glanced at Misty. "You make me cry," she said.
Anna put down the apple slowly.
For as long as Natalie could remember, she'd wanted to be a coach.
Leonard could feel his life slipping away.
It was a rainy January night. Pamela was in the bushes.
It was a damp April morning. Ann lowered her gaze as she led the explorer into the bedroom.
Gwendolyn had come to Canada alone. She was here to meet the shepherd.
When Patsy opened the door Mr. Tremblay looked up from his work.
Smoke was in the air. Sidney waited.
The snail was on the loose. Dan panicked.
Marion could see that Elly-May was private.
The music coming from the dining room made Charlotte hopeful.
Alberto knew that the taxi-driver was enraged.
Daniel opened the door to the barn. He took a long sip of his whiskey.
Someone had invited an elephant to Easter. Sarah knew it wouldn't end well.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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