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Margaret was in the lighthouse. She had a phone in her hand.
When Amanda arrived at her funeral, Lillie gasped.
Kent was glad that Louis was coming to Thanksgiving.
Smoke was in the air. Marcus opened the door.
Clifford could see that the zebra was bored.
Linda staggered in the gloom. The walls were rough.
Clarence walked into the dining room and glanced at Enrique. "You make me tell the truth," he said.
The cow was on the prowl. Danny pretended not to notice.
It was a typical night in the library. Donna nodded to the chef.
It was a glorious night. Pedro was in the library.
Rene opened the door to the bathroom. He whistled nonchalantly.
It was a bright and starry - Months night. Adrian buttoned up his jacket as he led the jockey into the dining room.
When Gladys arrived at Christmas, everyone booed her.
The basement was a complete mess.
Lisa could see that Katherine was uncooperative.
The police officer opened the door, and led Marlene inside.
If the artist didn't arrive soon, Christian didn't know what he would do.
When Jane opened the door Mr. Coleman looked up from his work.
Darrell was cycling. He took a bite of his celery stick.
Cassandra opened the door to the wardrobe. The silence was overwhelming.
There had never been an architect quite like Ashley Stuart, and she knew it.
Brittany was suprised to be alive.
Naomi had been waiting for Jacqueline for six days. She took a long sip of her smoothie.
For as long as Alvin could remember, he'd wanted to be an entrepreneur.
Jo was the best coach who ever lived.
Jo-Ellen buttoned up her jacket. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
Carl had never been to the stream. He rubbed his hands together.
Lori put down the ukulele nervously.
Jose hoped that the pianist was disgusting.
As soon as Easter started, Troy looked at the time.
Nathan walked into the walk-in freezer and looked at Paul. "You make me dance," he said.
Marie was relieved that no one was coming to her party.
Ricardo could not hear anything.
Someone had invited a puppy to the grand opening. Esther knew what to do.
Ramon could tell that Henry was a chemist. He tried not to worry.
The sound of the waves made Brenda want to scream.
Russell nodded to the thief.
A sense of magic was in the air. Holly waited.
Connie could tell that Nora was intent. She opened the door to the control room.
Glynaulur shielded her eyes against the light.
Eugene could feel his heart beating.
It was a long way to the forest. Travis stopped and checked his watch.
It was a beautiful summer morning. Ruth took a long sip of her whiskey as she led the scientist into the basement.
The chicken had escaped. Elmer tried to remain calm.
Clyde was cycling. He swallowed nervously.
On Friday, Josephine always made sushi.
Bobby had come to Paris alone. He was here to meet the linguist.
Dawn opened the door to the outhouse. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
The referee opened the door, and led Sharon inside.
It was a brilliant Saturday afternoon. Rene was at the skateboard park.
There had never been a magician quite like Justin Harris, and he knew it.
Jesse opened the door to the basement. He rubbed his hands together.
Shawn had invited a dolphin to Easter. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Agnes knew it wasn't too late. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
Katherine could see that the pig was charmless.
Constance put down the ball nervously.
Stacey was in the prison. She had a candy-bar in her hand.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Virgil told himself as he waited at the aquarium.
Derek could see that Marcus was insincere. He opened the door to the bedroom.
The dungeon was locked.
Lady Dorothy was sitting in the laundry.
Elay arose from slumber.
Qiniu shielded her eyes against the sun.
Someone had invited a dolphin to Thanksgiving. Angel knew it wouldn't end well.
The sound of the chainsaw made Jackie hesitant.
Ruth hoped that the drug dealer was uncomplaining.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Terry was glad that no one was coming to Easter.
After spending a night on a train, Evelyn was relieved to see her boss.
Mary-Lou was delighted to be alone.
As soon as the funeral started, Gerald took a bite of his apple.
It was a tumultuous July morning. Jorge was at the wax museum.
Going to the lake was a bad idea. Tamara took a long sip of her merlot.
When Jimmy arrived at Christmas, everyone stared in disbelief.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Tina smiled knowingly.
Gina could feel her heart beating.
For as long as Ricky could remember, he'd wanted to be a senator.
Juan hoped that Matthew was threatened.
On Sunday, William always made art.
When Nicholas arrived at his grand opening, everyone embraced him.
Lord Strathmarch was in one of his moods.
Anna could see that the dog was romantic.
Lonnie was dancing. He checked his reflection.
Ellen was in the kitchen. She had a burger in her hand.
Bill had invited a medic to Christmas. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Velma opened the door to the guest room. The smell was unmistakable.
Nellie opened the door to the bathroom. She took a bite of her croissant.
"You deserve this," Gloria told herself as she waited under the mountain.
The mercenary opened the door, and led Fernando inside.
The noises coming from the corridor made Mae hopeful.
Miriam was delighted to be alone.
Clifton had been expecting Sergio for five days. He gripped his hairbrush.
Beth hoped that the beekeeper was self-critical.
Jim-Bob knew it was too late.
Stacey had never been to the reef. She went over the plan.
Keluik waited for the battle to begin.
Michele was the best mortician in town.
Andy had come to Athens prepared. He was here to meet the medic.
Going to the volcano was a terrible idea. Bill nodded to the bricklayer.
Jean was angry that no one was coming to Easter.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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