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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
Mario hoped that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
Calvin was suprised to be floating.
"Winners don't quit," Nelson told himself as he waited in the kitchen.
The salesperson opened the door, and led Leah inside.
A sense of magic was in the air. Ian waited.
Tim opened the door to the stable. He had dreamed of this moment.
When Greg arrived at his funeral, everyone laughed at him.
Tara hoped that Wilma was reverential.
It was a damp September night. Kirk took a bite of his carrot as he led the shepherd into the cloakroom.
It was a long way to the beach. Eugene stopped and cracked open another beer.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Holly took a long sip of her egg nog.
Patsy opened the door to the studio. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
On Sunday, Douglas always made a pact.
Vootor shielded his eyes against the blast.
Cassandra had been waiting for Sue for five days. She took a bite of her fishcake.
Someone had invited a sheep to Easter. Bernard knew what to do.
It was a hot and humid night. Roy was behind the curtains.
Phillip had come to the pyramids alone. He was here to meet the deputy.
Lord Norwick was eating in the cell.
Going to the river was a terrible idea. Ernest sucked his teeth.
After spending a night in the airport, Kimberly was relieved to see her husband.
When Peggy opened the door Mr. Carter looked up from his book.
Benjamin could see that Gerald was a clown. He tried not to laugh.
There had never been a technician quite like Pedro Hill, and he knew it.
When Ruben arrived at his funeral, everyone laughed.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
Henry could see that Jay was fatigued. He opened the door to the control room.
Wanda staggered in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
The tiger had escaped. Leroy tried to remain calm.
Tara hoped that the translator was gleeful.
It was a tumultuous Friday morning. Clifton shrugged as he led the blacksmith into the outhouse.
The smell coming from the laundry made Mike hopeful.
It was a long way to the forest. Norman stopped and looked at the time.
Diana put down her pencil.
If the rat catcher didn't arrive soon, Allen didn't know what he would do.
The real estate agent opened the door, and led Bill inside.
Love was in the air. Rick looked at the time.
When Bobbie-Sue arrived at her grand opening, Joseph rushed to see her.
Tyrone had never been to the waterfall. He giggled to himself.
Tara had invited a chef to her party. She knew it wouldn't end well.
For as long as Nina could remember, she'd wanted to be a pirate.
Kelly opened the door to the dungeon. She knew it was too late.
Pearl was driving. She shrugged.
Strelda shielded his eyes against the blast.
Colleen had been waiting for Esther for two hours. She questioned her plan.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Brent want to cry.
Lady Fullerville was in one of her moods.
As soon as Christmas started, Viola swallowed nervously.
When Bill arrived at his grand opening, everyone gasped.
Frances could see that the pony was original.
It was a bitterly cold night. Cassandra was in the park.
After spending a night in hospital, Brandon was relieved to see his wife.
Kelly could tell that Adrian was poor. He opened the door to the barn.
Sniav leaned into the wind.
On Saturday, Dustin always made a difference.
The kitten had escaped. Vanessa panicked.
Sarah hoped that no one was coming to her wedding.
Marlene was delighted to be floating.
Robert had invited a chauffeur to Christmas. He knew what to do.
Morris had never been to the planet. He wanted to start over.
Joseph put down the ball slowly.
There had never been an entertainer quite like Lawrence Allen, and he knew it.
If the farmer didn't arrive soon, Roberta didn't know what she would do.
Brian opened the door to the bathroom. The odour was unmistakable.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Tanya stopped and closed her eyes and took a breath.
"This is crazy," Loretta told herself as she waited in the waiting room.
When Theresa opened the door Mrs. Young looked up from her book.
The cook opened the door, and led Mattie inside.
Going to the pond was a good idea. Mark took a bite of his candy-bar.
The library was covered in blood.
For as long as Myrtle could remember, she'd wanted to be a missionary.
Jared was the best magistrate bar none.
When Bobbie arrived at her funeral, everyone gasped.
Ethel knew that the bee was abrasive.
Crystal could feel her heart beating.
Someone had invited a shark to Easter. Joel knew it wouldn't end well.
Dwayne staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Grormeanal shielded his eyes against the sun.
Suzanne felt that the judge was elegant.
It was a lazy April afternoon. Samantha was in the deli.
Renee had come to Johannesburg prepared. She was here to meet the meteorologist.
Gladys had never been to the beach. She meditated.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Misty laugh.
Lady Applehaven was in one of her moods.
Erika was suprised to be alone.
Doris hoped that Courtney was foolish.
When rain stopped, Carolyn knew it was time to find shelter.
When Bobbi-Jo arrived at her wedding, Patsy embraced her.
The squirrel was on the loose. Tanya tried to remain calm.
If the swineherd didn't arrive soon, Ashley didn't know what she would do.
Isaac had been expecting Jimmie for five hours. He lowered his gaze.
Tori waited for the battle to begin.
Going to the sea was a great idea. Georgia took a long sip of her chocolate milk.
Gabriel could tell that Ramon was self-denying. He opened the door to the dining room.
Allen was over the fence. He had a pen in his hand.
The smoke coming from the attic made Lori uneasy.
As soon as the wedding started, Don ground his teeth.
It was a foggy November evening. Ross scratched his hand as he led the governor into the conservatory.
Ron was falling. He questioned his plan.
Jackie hoped that the clown was lovable.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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