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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Going to the volcano was a good idea. Laura-May took a sip of her wine.
Debbie could see that Carolyn was a painter. She tried not to worry.
Emma was whispering. She enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
On Thursday, Heidi always made finger puppets.
"Just be yourself," Lonnie told himself as he waited in the basement.
Sandra opened the door to the dining room. She snapped her fingers.
If the flight attendant didn't arrive soon, Lori didn't know what she would do.
Allan staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Brandine opened the door to the lobby. She had dreamed of this moment.
Ruby was angry that everyone was coming to Christmas.
After spending a night in the airport, Brandy was relieved to see her husband.
Lady Pantfield was waiting in the kitchen.
It was a clear and cloudless Tuesday morning. Christian was in the attic.
Stella could feel her life slipping away.
Heidi was the best philanthropist in town.
Noigo Oathtaker raised his axe.
The garage was ready.
Ross hoped that Duane was conciliatory.
Poo shielded her eyes against the blast.
The bright light coming from the laundry made Wesley hopeful.
It was a long way to the lake. Freddie stopped and ground his teeth.
Regina was in the clock-tower. She had a bottle in her hand.
Cynthia had never been to the cave. She wanted to be alone.
It was a magical morning. Carl nodded to the butcher as he led the goldsmith into the wine cellar.
For as long as Kristen could remember, she'd wanted to be a singer.
Phillip walked into the kitchen and looked at Ricardo. "You make me scream," he said.
Richard was suprised to be alive.
Joyce could see that Anita was empathetic. She opened the door to the cell.
Dale opened the door to the lounge room. He smiled knowingly.
Herau waited for the battle to begin.
On Tuesday, Terri always made peace.
Someone had invited a seal to the party. April knew the fun was about to begin.
Christian opened the door to the outhouse. He had dreamed of this moment.
Timothy could tell that Kevin was a beekeeper. He tried not to smile.
Carmen hoped that the clown was well-rounded.
Going to the beach was a nice idea. Sherri scratched her hand.
Arthur had invited an alligator to his grand opening. He knew it wouldn't end well.
The waiter opened the door, and led Lorraine inside.
It was a bitter, endless autumn night. Carl was in the observatory.
"Just be yourself," Norma told herself as she waited at the travel agent.
Charles straightened his clothes.
Jon had come to Moscow prepared. He was here to meet the wizard.
Rick had been waiting for Patrick for six days. He took a bite of his icecream.
If the cab driver didn't arrive soon, Erik didn't know what he would do.
Olga was disappointed that everyone was coming to Easter.
Caroline fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
There had never been a broker quite like Jason Smith, and he knew it.
When Vernon arrived at Christmas, Yolanda welcomed him.
Luis raised his hands. It was going to be a momentous evening.
Lord Culine was in one of his moods.
Ian was in the hole. He had a hairbrush in his hand.
Freddie felt that the dinosaur was groovy.
Lady Penny was in one of her moods.
The bright light coming from the barn made Jim hopeful.
It was a long way to the river. Sandra stopped and looked at the time.
As soon as the grand opening started, Mary-Lou ground her teeth.
Alfred walked into the dining room and looked at Kathleen. "You make me scream," he said.
Jonathan had invited a ditch digger to Easter. He knew it wouldn't end well.
The chimpanzee was on the loose. Don pretended not to notice.
Jeanette knew that Bessie was hedonistic.
It was a lazy Friday night. Gina was under the bridge.
When Zachary opened the door Mr. Wright looked up from his work.
Laura-May could tell that Annie was messy. She opened the door to the armory.
On Wednesday, Sharon always made an effort.
The chapel was dark and oddly quiet.
Clagi arose from slumber.
When Ken arrived at Easter, Brett gasped.
The sound of the seagulls made Isaac hesitant.
It was a gloomy night. Byron enjoyed the feeling of anticipation as he led the detective into the guest room.
A sense of magic was in the air. Gina smiled knowingly.
Jorge opened the door to the conservatory. He was afraid of what he would find.
It was a typical day in the cafe. Norman lit a cigarette.
Someone had invited a snake to the wedding. Delores knew it wouldn't end well.
Mathew was delighted to be free.
The teacher opened the door, and led Norma inside.
When wolves began to howl, Toni knew it was time to sleep.
Going to the mountain was a great idea. Heather wanted relief.
Lillian had never been to the sea. She laughed to herself.
Samuel was growing. He rubbed his hands together.
The otter was on the loose. Crystal panicked.
Randy was in the attic. He had a wrench in his hand.
If the banker didn't arrive soon, Stacey didn't know what she would do.
Jenny hoped that Willie was coming to her party.
Ellen felt that the entrepreneur was conscientious.
Todd had come to Rome prepared. He was here to meet the cartoonist.
Glen had invited a crocodile to Thanksgiving. He knew the fun was about to begin.
As soon as Easter started, Gabriel enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Sara could see that the chicken was pleased.
When Toni arrived at her funeral, Randall welcomed her.
Lady Karen was waiting in the bathroom.
Squerpoo Fleshgrinder raised his axe.
It was a dark, moonless spring night. Melanie was at the mall.
Auui arose from slumber.
The bright light coming from the laundry made Courtney hopeful.
Elaof shielded her eyes against the blast.
When Rodney arrived at Easter, everyone laughed.
After spending a night in hell, Lucy was relieved to see her mother.
Bonnie closed her eyes and took a breath. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
Jorge was suprised to be alive.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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