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Lori knew that the gladiator was procrastinating.
Joy knew that Judith was willful.
Sharon was delighted to be floating.
Ashley opened the door to the basement. She could not believe what she saw.
Jordan could not feel anything.
Felicia was paying. She straightened her hair.
Rebecca knew that no one was coming to her funeral.
The smoke coming from the closet made Jeffrey uneasy.
Dan questioned his decision.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Monica swallowed nervously.
The corridor was deserted.
For as long as Warren could remember, he'd wanted to be a bank robber.
Joyce felt that the dog was glamorous.
Irb shielded her eyes against the light.
Terrance had come to Antarctica alone. He was here to meet the zookeeper.
Bonnie was the best fisher in town.
It started like any other night in the lighthouse. Sean took a bite of his bratwurst.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Velma angry.
Going to the volcano was a terrible idea. Myrtle crouched and tied her laces.
It was a dark, moonless January night. Annette was in the nuclear power-plant.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
It was a bitterly cold October evening. Natalie took a long sip of her Red Bull as she led the senator into the barn.
Mae had invited a chimney-sweep to Easter. She knew the fun was about to begin.
There had never been a DJ quite like Anna Garcia, and she knew it.
Beverly opened the door to the attic. She took a bite of her banana.
Calvin could tell that Vincent was optimistic. He opened the door to the bathroom.
If the chef didn't arrive soon, Willie didn't know what she would do.
Ashley fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
As soon as the wedding started, Charlie put down his bread-stick.
On Tuesday, Jessica made an igloo.
Janet hoped that Jean was coming to Easter.
The bright light coming from the basement made Glen hopeful.
When Johnnie arrived at his funeral, everyone laughed.
Barry closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Amanda could tell that Tonya was a singer. She tried not to laugh.
Someone had invited a raccoon to Thanksgiving. Gladys knew the fun was about to begin.
When Ann opened the door Mrs. Davis looked up from her work.
Henry hoped that Lester was sad.
Tommy had come to Cairo alone. He was here to meet the executioner.
It was a clear and cloudless night. Guy was at the bakery.
The archer opened the door, and led Constance inside.
Roberta was delighted to be alive.
The lobby was spotless.
"You can do this," Cody told himself as he waited at the concert.
Alfred was at the train station. He had a flute in his hand.
Ross was moving. He shuddered in anticipation.
Ben opened the door to the library. He was afraid of what he would find.
When Gabriel arrived at Easter, everyone laughed at him.
Jo-Ellen put down the teddy bear nervously.
There had never been a lawyer quite like Ken Parker, and he knew it.
Ethel could feel her life slipping away.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Leslie walked into the guest room and glanced at Zachary. "You make me a better person," he said.
Staoc arose from slumber.
Alexander could see that the drummer was clever.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Tom took a sip of his pineapple juice.
When rain began, Cindy knew it was time to move on.
It started like any other evening in the bridge. Ronnie picked up his bottle.
After spending a night in hell, Sam was relieved to see his husband.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Gilbert want to cry.
Melvin had come to London alone. He was here to meet the mercenary.
Kevin could tell that Bobby was a silversmith. He tried not to smile.
Dianne opened the door to the kitchen. She questioned her decision.
If the pirate didn't arrive soon, Jaime didn't know what he would do.
Angel could not feel anything.
Armando had never been to the waterfall. He took a long sip of his Jack Daniels.
When Ivan opened the door Mrs. Campbell looked up from her work.
Going to the stream was a great idea. Wesley put down his pink highlighter.
Marilyn had invited a giraffe to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Ross opened the door to the dungeon. His senses were overwhelmed.
Jimmy staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Erin put down the fishcake slowly.
It was a sad Wednesday evening. Loretta was at the train station.
When Anne arrived at her grand opening, everyone ignored her.
Oscar was suprised to be free.
Margaret could see that Judy was effeminate. She opened the door to the kitchen.
Ellen had been expecting Wilma for days. She took a long sip of her hot chocolate.
The bright light coming from the library made Jessica uneasy.
It started like any other night in Ireland. Amy ground her teeth.
Genoak shielded his eyes against the light.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Shane angry.
It was a typical afternoon in the corridor. Jill raised her hands.
It was a long way to the lake. Joann stopped and questioned her decision.
For as long as Vernon could remember, he'd wanted to be a court jester.
Dave walked into the barn and looked at April. "You make me feel good," he said.
It was a chilly spring evening. Frances chewed her lip as she led the hunter into the walk-in freezer.
After spending a night in hell, Marilyn was relieved to see her husband.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Theodore had never been to the forest. He chewed some gum.
Terry could tell that Joan was a diplomat. She tried not to laugh.
"It's going to be okay," Mary-Jo told herself as she waited in the bomb-shelter.
Jacob could see that Dean was keen.
Caroline could not see anything.
On Saturday, Ana always made promises.
There had never been a psychiatrist quite like Salvador Hall, and he knew it.
Howard was falling. He rubbed his hands together.
Someone had invited a kitten to Easter. Suzanne knew what to do.
Ellen opened the door to the corridor. She set aside her pen.
Thelma felt that the photographer was venomous.
Warren had been expecting Anthony for five hours. He ground his teeth.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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