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Someone had invited a tiger to the wedding. Victoria knew what to do.
Marvin staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Lady Lumby was in one of her moods.
Suzanne was in the chapel. She had a corkscrew in her hand.
When the sun rose, Duane knew it was time to sleep.
The lobby was full of smoke.
Darlene had come to the escape-pod alone. She was here to meet the lifeguard.
Darren opened the door to the bedroom. He ground his teeth.
It was a clear and cloudless Friday afternoon. Wilma was in the hospital.
As soon as the party started, Curtis went over the plan.
There had never been a bartender quite like Francisco Lewis, and he knew it.
Julio walked into the wardrobe and glanced at Larry. "You make me afraid," he said.
Maureen was suprised to be floating.
After spending a night on the street, Johnnie was relieved to see his mother.
Ricky could see that the cook was arbitrary.
Eddie could tell that Andrew was noncompetitive. He opened the door to the conservatory.
Jeffrey opened the door to the office. His senses were overwhelmed.
Smoke was in the air. Nicholas waited.
It was a long way to the ocean. Shawn stopped and enjoyed the feeling of power.
Bob twiddled his thumbs.
Bryan was sitting. He buttoned up his jacket.
For as long as Marjorie could remember, she'd wanted to be a minister.
Roy put down the spring-roll nervously.
Bonnie knew that Julia was fanciful.
If the technician didn't arrive soon, Courtney didn't know what she would do.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
"It's almost over," Bobby told himself as he waited at the pub.
Dean took a sip of his gin and tonic. It was going to be a tough night.
It was a wintery morning. Freddie bit his fingernails as he led the scientist into the basement.
Going to the hill was a bad idea. Marjorie rubbed her hands together.
Dianne had never been to the mountain. She wanted a drink.
The shark was on the prowl. Vernon panicked.
Dana had come to the fort alone. She was here to meet the artist.
Froedol waited for the battle to begin.
As soon as the grand opening started, Annette went over the plan.
It was a hot morning. Victor was in the shop.
Lady Sarah was eating in the guest room.
The basement was spotless.
Harold opened the door to the attic. The odour was unbearable.
On Friday, Kevin made it right.
Cory walked into the laundry and glanced at Mathew. "You make me shiver," he said.
Someone had invited a bear to the funeral. Stella knew it wouldn't end well.
Tanya opened the door to the bedroom. She took a bite of her slice of pizza.
Valoozh Fleshwain raised his axe.
It was a long way to the desert. Everett stopped and took a long sip of his Dr. Pepper.
Kim had been expecting Ellen for hours. She picked up her lemonade.
It was a typical day in the office. Ryan chewed his lip.
Joe knew that the lifeguard was amazing.
Marsha was glad that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
Phillip had invited a scientist to his funeral. He knew what to do.
Brad could tell that Kevin was an undertaker. He tried not to smile.
Sarah knew that Cassandra was ritualistic.
Colleen staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Adae shielded her eyes against the sun.
Kimberly was the best exotic dancer who ever lived.
When rain began, Carla knew it was time to move on.
Ronnie could see that Todd was irreverent. He opened the door to the basement.
For as long as Joel could remember, he'd wanted to be a captain.
The bright light coming from the dungeon made Johnnie uneasy.
Earl was in the hospital. He had a soda in his hand.
Terry hoped for a miracle.
"Winners don't quit," Brian told himself as he waited at the aquarium.
Anthony put down the croissant carefully.
When Jeff arrived at his party, Steve fainted.
The bedroom was deserted.
Going to the woods was a foolhardy idea. Rene raised his hands.
Marian had never been to the planet. She grimaced.
As soon as the funeral started, Ian bit his fingernails.
The duck was on the loose. Amber pretended not to notice.
Karen was suprised to be floating.
Dwayne opened the door to the living room. He was afraid of what he might find.
The interior designer opened the door, and led Wesley inside.
When Mae opened the door Mrs. Hall looked up from her work.
Gregory hoped that the beetle was relaxed.
Rosemary had been waiting for Shirley for hours. She took a bite of her candy-bar.
After spending a night on the street, Katrina was relieved to see her father.
Margie had come to the escape-pod alone. She was here to meet the cartoonist.
Jenny walked into the laundry and glanced at Cindy. "You make me sad," she said.
Glao Fleshmage raised her sword.
Sarah was glad that everyone was coming to Christmas.
Smoke was in the air. Nina opened the door.
It was a long way to the desert. Eileen stopped and closed her eyes and took a breath.
If the actor didn't arrive soon, Lewis didn't know what he would do.
It was a dull, insipid September afternoon. Leona was in the supermarket.
When Emma arrived at her funeral, Ramon laughed at her.
On Tuesday, Henry always made a pillow fort.
The sound of the helicopter leaving made Sonia angry.
Lord Mosslyn was in one of his moods.
Floyd had never been to the lake. He crouched and tied his laces.
Derek was suprised to be alive.
The attic was full of smoke.
Jon put down the sandwich nervously.
"You can do this," Priscilla told herself as she waited in the chapel.
It was a clear and cloudless Sunday morning. Bessie took a sip of her latte as she led the DJ into the sauna.
Susan was under the bed. She had a spatula in her hand.
Lady Pitgrove was eating in the outhouse.
Carlos could not feel anything.
Edward had invited a lamb to his party. He knew it wouldn't end well.
The duck had escaped. Jessie tried to remain calm.
Ivan sucked his teeth.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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