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Jeffrey could see that Louis was dry. He opened the door to the basement.
For as long as Terrance could remember, he'd wanted to be a radiologist.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
Herman staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
It was a long way to the creek. Amy stopped and shrugged.
Someone had invited an alligator to the funeral. Lydia knew the fun was about to begin.
Jeremy walked into the classroom and glanced at Allison. "You make me feel bad," he said.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Mario wanted one last chance as he led the stonecutter into the wardrobe.
Going to the beach was a foolhardy idea. Kurt knew it wasn't too late.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Paul straightened his clothes.
Sue closed her eyes and took a breath.
Hazel was on the porch. She had a muffin in her hand.
The animal trainer opened the door, and led Dwayne inside.
After spending a night under a bridge, Maurice was relieved to see his father.
Arlene put down the slice of pizza slowly.
When Edwin arrived at Christmas, everyone welcomed him.
If the teacher didn't arrive soon, Brett didn't know what he would do.
Jorge could not feel anything.
Stephen could feel his heart beating.
"They know it was me," Cheryl told herself as she waited at the football stadium.
The smoke coming from the dungeon made Scott uneasy.
On Wednesday, Walter always made each day count.
Irene took a sip of her punch. It was going to be a tough day.
Love was in the air. Tracy smiled knowingly.
Geraldine opened the door to the waiting room. She was afraid of what she would find.
Quild leaned into the wind.
Frank hoped that the fly was stupefied.
Rachel was delighted to be floating.
Elly-May hoped that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
The tiger was on the prowl. Hector tried to remain calm.
Vera opened the door to the chapel. She wanted a chicken wing.
Annie was the best magician in town.
The sound of polystyrene scraping made Tina hesitant.
It was a dark, moonless night. Kevin was in the hospital.
Nancy had come to China prepared. She was here to meet the tattooist.
Clifford could see that Louis was balanced. He opened the door to the laundry.
It was a clear and cloudless May morning. Caroline closed her eyes and took a breath as she led the butcher into the waiting room.
The kitchen was spotless.
After spending a night in hospital, Glenn was relieved to see his mother.
The sleuth opened the door, and led Lee inside.
"This is crazy," Florence told herself as she waited on the corner.
Myrtle knew that Robin was charming.
When wolves began to howl, Phyllis knew it was time to sleep.
Michael had been expecting Douglas for six days. He enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Hazel staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
If the watchmaker didn't arrive soon, Antonio didn't know what he would do.
Misty was driving. She grimaced.
When Troy opened the door Mr. Cooper looked up from his work.
Marion had never been to the swamp. She took a long sip of her ale.
There had never been a fortune-teller quite like Mattie Ramir ez, and she knew it.
On Sunday, Mae always made bubbles.
Clifford was delighted to be alone.
Donald could tell that Tim was a chicken sexer. He tried not to worry.
Kenneth was over the hill. He had a wrench in his hand.
Going to the gully was a nice idea. Chester enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Joanne took a bite of her burger. It was going to be a long evening.
As soon as Christmas started, Randall took a long sip of his Powerade.
Cheryl could see that the yak was impressive.
Roberta opened the door to the dining room. She closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
It was a clear and cloudless June afternoon. Sylvia sucked her teeth as she led the flight attendant into the basement.
Laurie checked her watch.
Wanda had come to Santa's workshop prepared. She was here to meet the playwright.
Diane walked into the closet and glanced at Mattie. "You make me laugh," she said.
When Ann arrived at Christmas, everyone stared in disbelief.
Truotu Fearbreaker raised his fist.
It was a long way to the gully. Rafael stopped and straightened his clothes.
Lord Lumgarth was eating in the cell.
Paul opened the door to the laundry. He was afraid of what he might find.
When Jaime arrived at Easter, Jesse welcomed him.
Eric could feel his heart beating.
Kelly put down the ukulele carefully.
A sense of magic was in the air. Tracey waited.
When Bobby opened the door Mrs. Brown looked up from her work.
Lewis had never been to the sea. He checked his watch.
Christopher was staying. He hoped for a miracle.
Daiinix leaned into the wind.
The wolf had escaped. Phyllis pretended not to notice.
When rain stopped, Vincent knew it was time to sleep.
Heidi staggered in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
For as long as Vanessa could remember, she'd wanted to be a greengrocer.
Going to the desert was a great idea. Rebecca twiddled her thumbs.
The sound of polystyrene scraping made Mitchell laugh.
Steven felt that the kitten was charming.
Lady Culfirth was in one of her moods.
After spending a night on a plane, Kirk was relieved to see his home.
There had never been a butcher quite like Alma Smith, and she knew it.
Mattie was suprised to be alone.
On Monday, Christopher always made progress.
The gardener opened the door, and led Lucille inside.
Tina was under the mountain. She had a bratwurst in her hand.
It was a morning full of promise. Arnold was in the deli.
Randall took a sip of his Heineken. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
Eliza-Jane opened the door to the kitchen. The silence was overwhelming.
Danny was the best lighthouse-keeper around.
Billy walked into the control room and looked at Alan. "You make me worry," he said.
Elaine could see that Katrina was trusting.
Pearl could see that Valerie was infatuated. She opened the door to the waiting room.
Courtney had come to Cairo alone. She was here to meet the actor.
When Alma opened the door Mr. Young looked up from his work.
Jeffrey was staying. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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