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When rain began, Audrey knew it was time to sleep.
Ian hoped that Edward was inflamed.
Ruben had come to England alone. He was here to meet the mobster.
Venuarwyn shielded his eyes against the sun.
It was a long and sleepless night. Cathy was in the deli.
The sound of dogs barking made Anna angry.
Zachary was the best taxidermist who ever lived.
As soon as the grand opening started, Gilbert gripped his slice of pizza.
Theresa staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Grezhaodor leaned into the wind.
Guy took a bite of his bread-stick.
When Diana arrived at her wedding, everyone laughed.
Christine had never been to the hill. She checked her reflection.
If the nurse didn't arrive soon, Manuel didn't know what he would do.
Daniel had been waiting for Shane for days. He whistled nonchalantly.
Lewis put down the doll nervously.
After spending a night on a train, Eric was relieved to see his car.
The bright light coming from the sauna made Debra hopeful.
Smoke was in the air. Derek smiled knowingly.
Nicole was flying. She took a long sip of her cocktail.
Tommy was in the office. He had a yellow highlighter in his hand.
Viola hoped that the moose was inquisitive.
Myrtle nodded to the fishmonger. It was going to be a momentous day.
Marjorie walked into the stable and looked at Allen. "You make me sing," she said.
Connie opened the door to the dining room. She struggled to breathe.
Dianne had invited a kitten to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
On Thursday, Sarah-Jane made art.
It was a long way to the bay. Bobby stopped and closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
It was a dark and stormy morning. Micheal took a bite of his bagel as he led the referee into the bedroom.
Steven opened the door to the office. He was afraid of what he would find.
Bobbi-Jo was the best game show host who ever lived.
Wraniu Windkeeper raised her axe.
As soon as Christmas started, Jimmy took a sip of his chai.
Ruben could feel his heart beating.
It was a bright and starry Saturday night. Harvey was in the deli.
Audrey fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
When the moon came up, Charlene knew it was time to sleep.
There had never been a spy quite like Glenn Clark, and he knew it.
Nina whistled nonchalantly.
Nathan had never been to the mountain. He scratched his hand.
Florence felt that Linda was odd.
Tracey could not hear anything.
Claudia could tell that Elsie was a playwright. She tried not to laugh.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Stephanie was relieved to see her boss.
Chris felt that the mortician was self-conscious.
The noises coming from the living room made Judy uneasy.
Someone had invited a kitten to Easter. Walter knew the fun was about to begin.
Norman put down the umbrella slowly.
It was a long way to the planet. Jill stopped and struggled to breathe.
The wine cellar was covered in blood.
Daisy felt that the hedgehog was crass.
The elephant was on the loose. Herbert knew exactly what to do.
The sound of the car horn made Constance hesitant.
If the sniper didn't arrive soon, Adam didn't know what he would do.
Sonia crouched and tied her laces. It was going to be a long night.
Going to the pond was a great idea. Glen took a bite of his kebab.
It was a rain-swept night. Juanita wanted a celery stick as she led the photographer into the basement.
Perry had come to the submarine prepared. He was here to meet the conductor.
Jean was delighted to be free.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Jim-Bob opened the door.
Lucille staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
The model opened the door, and led Pamela inside.
Tamara walked into the wardrobe and glanced at Carmen. "You make me feel lonely," she said.
Lord Leroy was in one of his moods.
When rain stopped, Tracey knew it was time to move on.
Todd knew that everyone was coming to his party.
"Just be yourself," Jessie told herself as she waited at the bakery.
Ralph had been expecting Julio for six days. He chewed his lip.
For as long as Geraldine could remember, she'd wanted to be a jockey.
Herea Hopebreaker raised his sword.
After spending a night in hell, Kristina was relieved to see her boss.
When Stephen arrived at his funeral, everyone booed him.
It was a misty February morning. Rosemary was in the library.
There had never been a cartoonist quite like Jenny Clark, and she knew it.
The office was locked.
It was a long way to the swamp. Juanita stopped and wanted time to stand still.
Snaoc arose from slumber.
The noises coming from the attic made Tara hopeful.
Esther was standing. She grimaced.
As soon as Easter started, Doris swallowed nervously.
Kyle hoped that the pilot was dirty.
Someone had invited a monkey to Christmas. Lewis knew the fun was about to begin.
Lonnie opened the door to the lounge room. He struggled to breathe.
Rachel opened the door to the bedroom. The silence was overwhelming.
Joel could tell that Marcus was complaining. He opened the door to the library.
Jimmy could tell that Bryan was a fortune-teller. He tried not to smile.
Casey put down the banana slowly.
When Bobby opened the door Mrs. Brown looked up from her work.
Paul could see that Travis was ecstatic.
Shane had never been to the forest. He wanted a pill.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Chris want to scream.
Viola fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
"Show no mercy," Ronald told himself as he waited in the lighthouse.
The kangaroo had escaped. Brent tried to remain calm.
The magician opened the door, and led Evelyn inside.
On Monday, Gladys always made dumplings.
Smoke was in the air. Laura-May waited.
Colleen had been expecting Elaine for hours. She took a sip of her chocolate milk.
It was a long way to the river. Michael stopped and went over the plan.
Marshall was on the shelf. He had a bottle in his hand.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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