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As soon as the wedding started, Christina took a bite of her licorice twist.
Monica could see that Terri was haughty.
Guy had been waiting for Howard for days. He snapped his fingers.
Shroidol leaned into the wind.
When wolves began to howl, Gilbert knew it was time to find shelter.
When Ian arrived at his funeral, everyone laughed.
Milton opened the door to the dining room. His senses were overwhelmed.
The guitarist opened the door, and led Nicole inside.
Hilda had never been to the cave. She checked her phone.
For as long as Hazel could remember, she'd wanted to be a courier.
After spending a night in hell, Leona was relieved to see her boss.
The puppy had escaped. Matthew tried to remain calm.
Rebecca fumbled in the gloom. The walls were rough.
Carol could see that Elly-May was a firefighter. She tried not to feel intimidated.
The sound of the waves made Jim-Bob angry.
Fernando hoped that the lamb was realistic.
Charles was the best coach in town.
The noises coming from the wardrobe made Priscilla hopeful.
Allen opened the door to the living room. He knew it was too late.
When Loretta arrived at her wedding, everyone ignored her.
Smoke was in the air. Randy smiled knowingly.
Kim was waiting. She wanted a pill.
It was a dark and lonely Friday night. Enrique was under the bridge.
"This is crazy," Bill told himself as he waited in the shower.
Gene put down the guitar carefully.
Someone had invited a tiger to the funeral. Karl knew what to do.
Going to the creek was a terrible idea. Emma crouched and tied her laces.
Eddie knew that Phillip was coming to his wedding.
Rose had been waiting for April for hours. She shuddered in anticipation.
Renee was delighted to be alone.
Anne could feel her life slipping away.
On Thursday, Nicholas always made a mess.
Iudia waited for the battle to begin.
When Amy arrived at Thanksgiving, Anita gasped.
The bathroom was the perfect location.
Bessie was in the supermarket. She had a bottle in her hand.
Tyler opened the door to the walk-in freezer. He was afraid of what he would find.
It was a long way to the desert. Christina stopped and gripped her toothbrush.
When Greg arrived at his wedding, Louise booed him.
Rita could tell that Sally was cerebral. She opened the door to the dining room.
There had never been a watchmaker quite like Anthony Thomas, and he knew it.
It was a chilly summer afternoon. Edwin lit a cigarette as he led the teacher into the lounge room.
Evelyn had never been to the beach. She cracked open another beer.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
June took a bite of her hot dog. It was going to be a special afternoon.
When Loretta opened the door Mrs. Parker looked up from her work.
Lena gripped her notepad.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Vicki was relieved to see her husband.
It was a wild, stormy - Months night. Eddie was at the gate.
If the lifeguard didn't arrive soon, Maxine didn't know what she would do.
The smell coming from the laundry made Derek uneasy.
Freddie could not see anything.
Lawrence put down the bike slowly.
Lady Griming was sitting in the office.
For as long as Derrick could remember, he'd wanted to be a missionary.
Marshall was waiting. He took a long sip of his cocktail.
Christian had invited a fortune-teller to Thanksgiving. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Billy-Bob opened the door to the bathroom. He took a bite of his fishcake.
Florence felt that Carrie was selfless.
The rat had escaped. Jorge panicked.
"They know it was me," Earl told himself as he waited in the theatre.
When Darryl arrived at his grand opening, Lewis stared in disbelief.
Going to the cave was a foolhardy idea. Gene enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Jonathan had come to New York alone. He was here to meet the model.
Phyllis was delighted to be alive.
Terry felt that the dressmaker was disorderly.
As soon as the party started, Ann shuddered in anticipation.
Lillian was angry that Viola was coming to her wedding.
The wine cellar was covered in blood.
It was a dark and stormy Friday morning. Ralph took a bite of his kebab as he led the coach into the studio.
Lord Elmer was eating in the dining room.
Someone had invited a zebra to Christmas. Katrina knew it wouldn't end well.
Constance was in the bath. She had a phone in her hand.
If the historian didn't arrive soon, Steve didn't know what he would do.
On Monday, Roy made connections.
It was a dark, moonless night. Bradley was in the shop.
Victoria had never been to the valley. She checked her reflection.
When rain began, Jack knew it was time to move on.
Kevin could see that Randall was crying.
Marilyn walked into the kitchen and looked at Wilma. "You make me jealous," she said.
Ravarp Spiritdancer raised his shield.
After spending a night in jail, Josephine was relieved to see her car.
Lady Krawmeadow was waiting in the control room.
There had never been an executioner quite like Velma Rob son, and she knew it.
Robin was the best messenger who ever lived.
Victoria opened the door to the dining room. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Love was in the air. Dave opened the door.
For as long as Craig could remember, he'd wanted to be a garbage collector.
The music coming from the office made Annie uneasy.
Kroo shielded her eyes against the light.
As soon as the party started, Chris buttoned up his jacket.
Going to the peak was a bad idea. Ruben shrugged.
Clara could tell that Marilyn was reactionary. She opened the door to the lobby.
The living room was deserted.
The percussionist opened the door, and led Clyde inside.
Hazel hoped that the camel was tough.
Dean fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
The ant had escaped. Bertha tried to remain calm.
It was a long way to the planet. Roger stopped and took a bite of his apple.
Grace knew that the taxidermist was unpleasant.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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