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Someone had invited a dingo to the party. Ethel knew the fun was about to begin.
The reporter opened the door, and led Francisco inside.
"Patience is a virtue," Angela told herself as she waited at the wax museum.
It was a long way to the woods. Julian stopped and questioned his plan.
The cloakroom was covered in blood.
The crab was on the loose. Terry knew exactly what to do.
Going to the waterfall was a great idea. Samantha shrugged.
Shannon was the best taxi-driver bar none.
Lynn fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Carl hoped that the cat was puritanical.
When Cindy arrived at Christmas, everyone embraced her.
The sound of the chickens made Troy hesitant.
Billy could feel his heart beating.
After spending a night under a bridge, Robert was relieved to see his home.
Harvey opened the door to the bedroom. The silence was overwhelming.
Priscilla was at the mall. She had a gun in her hand.
It was a typical December morning. Viola was in the shower.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Ella bit her fingernails.
Jimmy could tell that Jacob was predictable. He opened the door to the barn.
For as long as Stanley could remember, he'd wanted to be a courier.
Lydia was suprised to be free.
Niee shielded his eyes against the sun.
Baliesys leaned into the wind.
Gregory walked into the waiting room and looked at Vera. "You make me angry," he said.
Glenn knew that the veterinarian was mannerless.
When Andrea arrived at her wedding, Bessie cried.
Bertha was crying. She twiddled her thumbs.
Gerald took a long sip of his smoothie.
Going to the pond was a great idea. Shelly scratched her hand.
When Leon opened the door Mrs. Young looked up from her work.
Gordon felt that the lion was frivolous.
Louis was the best hypnotist around.
Penny had come to India alone. She was here to meet the cab driver.
On Thursday, Annette made it right.
Kathy grimaced. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
Jonathan had been expecting Corey for five hours. He took a bite of his banana.
Max had never been to the desert. He buttoned up his jacket.
Smoke was in the air. Rebecca waited.
Ramona opened the door to the bathroom. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Someone had invited a whale to the wedding. Leo knew the fun was about to begin.
Sheila had invited a barista to Thanksgiving. She knew the fun was about to begin.
The fox was on the prowl. Lucille panicked.
It was a dark, moonless night. Stephanie was at the zoo.
Heruo Fleshfist raised her shield.
When Harvey arrived at his party, Calvin booed him.
Allen put down the bagel slowly.
Brian could tell that Micheal was enervated. He opened the door to the bedroom.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
It was a long way to the mountain. Nicole stopped and raised her hands.
Edith staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Barbara could feel her heart beating.
Gwendolyn was suprised to be alone.
As soon as Christmas started, Christian took a sip of his Guinness.
When the sun rose, Veronica knew it was time to find shelter.
Leslie could tell that Jeffery was a truck driver. He tried not to smile.
Wanda was sharing. She nodded to the writer.
Randy knew that the watchmaker was miserable.
"Winners don't quit," Franklin told himself as he waited in the bushes.
Roberta opened the door to the studio. She took a bite of her chicken wing.
When Andrew arrived at his wedding, Duane laughed.
Victoria was worried that Dianne was coming to her party.
When Christy opened the door Mrs. Clark looked up from her work.
Yvonne walked into the bedroom and looked at Evelyn. "You make me cold," she said.
Dale was on the shelf. He had a cup in his hand.
The taxi-driver opened the door, and led Adrian inside.
After spending a night in jail, Ramona was relieved to see her father.
Lady Grace was reading in the basement.
Going to the lake was a terrible idea. Ella raised her hands.
When Lloyd arrived at Thanksgiving, Jonathan booed him.
The kangaroo had escaped. Tara panicked.
For as long as Jo-Ellen could remember, she'd wanted to be a beautician.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Edna opened the door to the bathroom. The odour was unbearable.
Ryan had invited a goose to his funeral. He knew the fun was about to begin.
If the manicurist didn't arrive soon, Carole didn't know what she would do.
It was a long way to the forest. Charlotte stopped and shrugged.
It was a snowy spring night. Manuel knew it was too late as he led the make-up artist into the garage.
Marshall had come to Rome prepared. He was here to meet the clerk.
It was a bitter, endless night. Dwayne was in the temple.
Sergio fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Lance was suprised to be floating.
As soon as the party started, April straightened her clothes.
Lord Mario was in one of his moods.
Wade was the best lumberjack in town.
Lord Malvic was in one of his moods.
The noises coming from the laundry made Vickie hopeful.
The sound of the violin made Constance want to scream.
Glenda had been waiting for Marilyn for five days. She crouched and tied her laces.
The mortician opened the door, and led Tammy inside.
Edna knew that Willie was conservative.
Jackie opened the door to the garage. She knew it was too late.
Dean took a sip of his Jack Daniels.
On Monday, Cecil made up a story.
Andre had never been to the ocean. He sucked his teeth.
Gladys was jumping. She lit a cigarette.
Someone had invited a spider to the funeral. Constance knew what to do.
After spending a night in hospital, Thomas was relieved to see his home.
Erica walked into the sauna and glanced at Darren. "You make me dance," she said.
It was a rainy summer morning. Jill struggled to breathe as she led the botanist into the conservatory.
Javier felt that the puppy was quaking.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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