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Balerelle arose from slumber.
Yuerki Lovemage raised her fist.
The sound of the lawnmower made Jessica want to cry.
The rat catcher opened the door, and led Hazel inside.
Salvador was delighted to be alone.
Mary-Jo could feel her heart beating.
The chipmunk was on the prowl. Russell panicked.
Paula had come to America prepared. She was here to meet the florist.
If the lifeguard didn't arrive soon, Leah didn't know what she would do.
As soon as the grand opening started, Patsy smiled.
Going to the planet was a terrible idea. Micheal chewed some gum.
Lady Vinlyn was in one of her moods.
When Kimberly arrived at Christmas, everyone fainted.
Virginia opened the door to the wardrobe. She was afraid of what she might find.
The noises coming from the attic made Bessie uneasy.
Veronica was the best tailor bar none.
Kristen had invited a pawnbroker to her wedding. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Holly took a sip of her orange juice. It was going to be a special evening.
Billy-Bob took a bite of his kebab.
"They know it was me," Mike told himself as he waited down the well.
Someone had invited a pony to the grand opening. Dwight knew it wouldn't end well.
Lady Pauline was reading in the bedroom.
Keith felt that the octopus was captivating.
When Cassandra arrived at Christmas, Carolyn ignored her.
Bernard put down the pickle carefully.
Amanda had been waiting for Yolanda for two hours. She enjoyed the feeling of power.
When wolves began to howl, Wilma knew it was time to find shelter.
Vanessa staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Hazel was in the food court. She had a screwdriver in her hand.
Kathleen was suprised to be free.
Love was in the air. Ricardo smiled knowingly.
Antonio could see that Randall was passive.
Charles could see that Jason was a coroner. He tried not to feel intimidated.
The stunt double opened the door, and led Shelly inside.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
Blayrt arose from slumber.
It was a long way to the woods. Peggy stopped and shrugged.
The basement was spotless.
Jay had never been to the beach. He wanted food.
Going to the creek was a bad idea. Eddie checked his reflection.
It was a night full of promise. Robert was in the food court.
"Patience is a virtue," Eric told himself as he waited at the mall.
Cathy walked into the kitchen and looked at Chester. "You make me worry," she said.
If the radiologist didn't arrive soon, Julie didn't know what she would do.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Annie was relieved to see her wife.
The smoke coming from the library made Timothy hopeful.
Peggy had invited a swineherd to her party. She knew the fun was about to begin.
The monkey had escaped. Debra panicked.
Lady Diana was waiting in the basement.
Cynthia was glad that Grace was coming to Christmas.
Tamara took a long sip of her chardonnay.
When Bruce arrived at his wedding, David fainted.
Ualuver shielded her eyes against the light.
On Friday, Elizabeth made out.
The sound of snoring made Darryl want to scream.
Deborah put down the spring-roll nervously.
When Cathy opened the door Mr. Campbell looked up from his work.
Florence was travelling. She straightened her clothes.
There had never been a baker quite like Denise Tremblay, and she knew it.
Jim-Bob could feel his life slipping away.
Floyd was delighted to be alive.
For as long as Ann could remember, she'd wanted to be a beautician.
Todd had come to Moscow alone. He was here to meet the game show host.
Eileen felt that Mary-Jo was perfectionist.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Ruby looked at the time.
Shawn hoped that the coroner was tender.
It was a long way to the river. June stopped and chewed some gum.
When Jamie arrived at Thanksgiving, Ramon rushed to see him.
Jose staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Ray was the best shoemaker bar none.
The bright light coming from the garage made Bonnie uneasy.
"You can do this," Willie told himself as he waited at the bakery.
The kitchen was covered in blood.
As soon as the wedding started, Ernest meditated.
When the sun rose, Tanya knew it was time to move on.
Jeff was in the hair salon. He had a mouse in his hand.
Jennie opened the door to the studio. She could not believe what she saw.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Lydia was relieved to see her home.
Yesourp shielded his eyes against the sun.
Lord Charlie was in one of his moods.
Judith was shining. She whistled nonchalantly.
Eileen had invited a lizard to her party. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Roy put down the hot dog carefully.
Louis had never been to the valley. He took a sip of his beer.
When Dustin arrived at his grand opening, everyone stared in disbelief.
Quushaethor Heartwyrm raised his sword.
Lady Eaglethorpe was eating in the office.
It was a bleak, wintery afternoon. Jeremy was on the porch.
Willard could see that the boatbuilder was unprincipled.
When Tara arrived at Christmas, Christy embraced her.
Toni was suprised to be free.
Thomas could see that Antonio was aggressive. He opened the door to the wardrobe.
The sound of the faucet dripping made Stephen want to scream.
Shane walked into the bedroom and looked at Ralph. "You make me cry," he said.
For as long as Morris could remember, he'd wanted to be a scout.
When Leon opened the door Mr. Jones looked up from his work.
Wayne was relieved that everyone was coming to his grand opening.
A sense of magic was in the air. Colleen opened the door.
After spending a night under a bridge, Jared was relieved to see his wife.
Carla knew that Yolanda was reverential.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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