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When Theresa arrived at Thanksgiving, Edna welcomed her.
As soon as the party started, Lucille shuddered in anticipation.
John felt that the flight attendant was idiosyncratic.
Squealunys leaned into the wind.
When wolves began to howl, Agnes knew it was time to sleep.
Douglas walked into the lobby and glanced at Bruce. "You make me cold," he said.
Jim knew that the donkey was confidential.
It was a calm, yet eerie June night. Dana bit her fingernails as she led the bartender into the office.
The wine cellar was deserted.
Lance had never been to the ocean. He sucked his teeth.
Vivian took a sip of her hot chocolate.
"Patience is a virtue," Floyd told himself as he waited on the shelf.
Lady Christina was in one of her moods.
Jordan opened the door to the studio. He grimaced.
It was a long and sleepless night. Lisa was in the shop.
Vincent fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
When Claudia opened the door Mrs. Jimén ez looked up from her book.
It was a typical morning in the library. Holly bit her fingernails.
There had never been a shepherd quite like Joann White, and she knew it.
Warren could feel his heart beating.
The sound of the faucet dripping made Mildred want to scream.
Sharon was the best detective around.
Joel put down the kite nervously.
Seth opened the door to the wine cellar. His senses were overwhelmed.
Lord Estgate was in one of his moods.
Claire could see that Tonya was power-hungry. She opened the door to the sauna.
Brenda could tell that Martha was a diplomat. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Heidi had invited a sculptor to Christmas. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Eileen could see that Valerie was miserly.
When Dustin arrived at his funeral, everyone embraced him.
The executioner opened the door, and led Tammy inside.
Someone had invited a fly to the party. Madison knew the fun was about to begin.
Leroy was in the basement. He had a flute in his hand.
For as long as Danielle could remember, she'd wanted to be a programmer.
When Doris arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone stared in disbelief.
Lawrence felt that the badger was flamboyant.
On Monday, Shirley always made bread.
Lady Kildon was sitting in the bedroom.
Carlos hoped that the waiter was understanding.
There had never been a publisher quite like Christian Hill, and he knew it.
Alice fumbled in the darkness. The walls were rough.
Clifford looked at the time. It was going to be a special afternoon.
It was a typical day in the travel agent. Michelle checked her phone.
When rain began, Lloyd knew it was time to run.
If the sculptor didn't arrive soon, Scott didn't know what he would do.
Curtis was swimming. He shuddered in anticipation.
It was a wintery morning. Bobby was outside the window.
The giraffe was on the loose. Shawn knew exactly what to do.
The library was flooded.
When Eduardo opened the door Mr. Smith looked up from his work.
Nora had invited a doctor to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Joyce could feel her life slipping away.
Laura was suprised to be alone.
After spending a night under a bridge, Chester was relieved to see his boss.
Tamara had never been to the pond. She took a bite of her bratwurst.
As soon as Easter started, Clyde swallowed nervously.
Martha opened the door to the lobby. She could not believe what she saw.
Rick could tell that Dean was cowardly. He opened the door to the wardrobe.
Smeek arose from slumber.
Sam could tell that Carlos was a crook. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Marion was the best mason around.
Flostal shielded her eyes against the light.
It was a long way to the valley. Laura-May stopped and snapped her fingers.
Gilbert hoped that the surgeon was prudent.
It was a brilliant night. Ian took a bite of his licorice twist as he led the priest into the laundry.
When Earl arrived at his funeral, Rick laughed.
Marvin walked into the kitchen and looked at Vernon. "You make me want to shout," he said.
For as long as Martin could remember, he'd wanted to be an explorer.
Marcus was at the wax museum. He had a pen in his hand.
There had never been a shipwright quite like Eduardo Adams, and he knew it.
Timothy hoped that the rat was dynamic.
When Francis arrived at his party, Ernest booed him.
Roland was jumping. He chewed some gum.
It was a evening full of promise. Clifton was in the bomb-shelter.
Someone had invited a wolf to Easter. Edward knew it wouldn't end well.
Hazel meditated. It was going to be a long evening.
Kent was worried that everyone was coming to his wedding.
Javier had come to another dimension prepared. He was here to meet the mercenary.
Tara was delighted to be floating.
"Just be yourself," Viola told herself as she waited at the football stadium.
A sense of magic was in the air. Johnny smiled knowingly.
When Jessica opened the door Mr. Walker looked up from his work.
Sean staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Corey had never been to the mountain. He bit his fingernails.
When wolves began to howl, Jean knew it was time to find shelter.
Faelt leaned into the wind.
The smell coming from the bathroom made Dora hopeful.
As soon as Easter started, Sue took a long sip of her merlot.
For as long as Carla could remember, she'd wanted to be a blacksmith.
After spending a night in the airport, Daisy was relieved to see her mother.
Marsha opened the door to the dungeon. She was afraid of what she might find.
Rosa put down the muffin slowly.
Jessie could see that the swimming coach was bland.
Steven opened the door to the bedroom. He chewed some gum.
Lord Virgil was waiting in the barn.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Tara was the best locksmith who ever lived.
It was a fun January afternoon. Mary-Lou snapped her fingers as she led the undertaker into the stable.
Dan was falling. He wanted relief.
The crocodile was on the prowl. Tom knew exactly what to do.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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