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Tyler was at the train station. He had a carrot in his hand.
Jon put down the croissant nervously.
Trargoece Oathmagic raised her shield.
For as long as Cindy could remember, she'd wanted to be a terrorist.
Someone had invited a zebra to Thanksgiving. Roberta knew the fun was about to begin.
Bobby was leaving. He lit a cigarette.
When Mike arrived at his party, Eddie laughed at him.
The laundry was the perfect location.
Lisa felt that the fly was worried.
Aaron opened the door to the kitchen. He could not believe what he saw.
"Just be yourself," Enrique told himself as he waited at school.
Emily was relieved that everyone was coming to Christmas.
As soon as the funeral started, Raymond bit his fingernails.
Randall opened the door to the sauna. He took a sip of his daiquiri.
Floyd was the best spin doctor around.
Tyler could see that Mitchell was high-minded. He opened the door to the bathroom.
Caroline could not see anything.
It started like any other evening in Paris. Tanya smiled knowingly.
The printer opened the door, and led Sara inside.
After spending a night in hell, Sonia was relieved to see her car.
The sound of the seagulls made Wade laugh.
On Wednesday, Anthony always made a movie.
Arthur could see that the sheepshearer was flamboyant.
When wolves began to howl, Frances knew it was time to sleep.
It was a bitter, endless winter night. Vernon was at the butcher.
Melinda staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
It was a crisp September morning. Jessica checked her watch as she led the fortune-teller into the studio.
Dwight had come to Berlin prepared. He was here to meet the beggar.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Mark opened the door.
There had never been an accountant quite like Bertha Brooks, and she knew it.
Phyllis hoped that the cheetah was intuitive.
Sally opened the door to the bathroom. She had dreamed of this moment.
When Gary arrived at his grand opening, everyone stared in disbelief.
Hazel had never been to the ocean. She went over the plan.
Jorge had invited a sheriff to Thanksgiving. He knew what to do.
When Juanita arrived at her wedding, Jeanette laughed at her.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Lady Abercester was waiting in the dining room.
Nancy hoped that Jill was troublesome.
As soon as the funeral started, Andrew took a bite of his spring-roll.
Lord Tommy was in one of his moods.
Going to the cave was a nice idea. Roland giggled to himself.
Christian twiddled his thumbs. It was going to be a tough morning.
Darren was delighted to be alone.
It was a long way to the woods. Nelson stopped and closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Ronald could see that Manuel was impressive. He opened the door to the chapel.
For as long as Lillian could remember, she'd wanted to be a soldier.
The cat was on the prowl. Eduardo tried to remain calm.
The noises coming from the cloakroom made Ethel uneasy.
Someone had invited a giraffe to the party. Audrey knew the fun was about to begin.
Jaime was relieved that Charles was coming to his funeral.
On Sunday, Kathryn made friends.
Julian had been expecting Ernest for hours. He shrugged.
After spending a night under a bridge, Katherine was relieved to see her mother.
It was a evening full of promise. Marvin was in the attic.
When rain stopped, Deborah knew it was time to move on.
Hugh could see that Gene was a guitarist. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Lisa walked into the bathroom and glanced at Regina. "You make me angry," she said.
When Paul arrived at Easter, everyone laughed at him.
Rebecca opened the door to the office. The stench was unmistakable.
There had never been a dentist quite like Sandra Gonzál ez, and she knew it.
"Dare to dream," Frances told herself as she waited at the skateboard park.
Christina felt that the deputy was whimsical.
Smoke was in the air. Alice smiled knowingly.
Kristin was sharing. She scratched her hand.
Morau leaned into the wind.
Todd staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
It started like any other day in the school. Veronica picked up her mouse.
Ray was delighted to be free.
Rodney had invited a dolphin to Christmas. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Patrick could tell that Frederick was single-minded. He opened the door to the basement.
Someone had invited an elephant to Easter. Raymond knew it wouldn't end well.
The sound of the motorbike made Leona laugh.
Jimmie opened the door to the garage. He took a long sip of his espresso.
The office was dark and oddly quiet.
Peter raised his hands.
For as long as Angel could remember, he'd wanted to be a shipwright.
Martin had never been to the hill. He lowered his gaze.
Eupo Skysnake raised his shield.
Cody checked his watch. It was going to be a special morning.
When Melinda opened the door Mrs. Baker looked up from her book.
Joel walked into the outhouse and looked at Tammy. "You make me cold," he said.
Carolyn was in the lighthouse. She had a pair of scissors in her hand.
When Norma arrived at her party, everyone gasped.
After spending a night in jail, Joseph was relieved to see his car.
Going to the bay was a bad idea. Willard shuddered in anticipation.
Daryl had been waiting for Rafael for three hours. He lowered his gaze.
When Samuel arrived at Christmas, Willie ignored him.
Jane had come to the fort alone. She was here to meet the pirate.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
John was the best psychiatrist in town.
Love was in the air. Regina looked at the time.
As soon as the wedding started, Sally snapped her fingers.
It was a long way to the sea. Justin stopped and took a sip of his milkshake.
There had never been an artist quite like Clayton Hall, and he knew it.
Lady Petersford was in one of her moods.
Ralph was choosing. He bit his fingernails.
It was a warm Friday afternoon. Steven took a bite of his bread-stick as he led the monk into the cloakroom.
It was a bright and starry Wednesday night. Willie was in the basement.
The fishmonger opened the door, and led Roberto inside.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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