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Terrence was painting. He buttoned up his jacket.
The stable was deserted.
Katrina opened the door to the office. She could not believe what she saw.
Frederick was the best shaman around.
When Edgar arrived at Easter, Rick fainted.
Someone had invited a hippopotamus to the funeral. Mary-Beth knew the fun was about to begin.
As soon as Christmas started, Ronnie tried to hide.
When Gladys arrived at her party, Thomas laughed at her.
It was a bitter, endless June night. Andrea was in the prison.
It was a typical morning in the office. Wanda hoped for a miracle.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Stacey laugh.
The puppy was on the loose. Doris panicked.
If the interior designer didn't arrive soon, Jerome didn't know what he would do.
Ray had invited a beetle to Easter. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Barbara knew that the plumber was restless.
Lord Langcrag was eating in the attic.
"Winners don't quit," Ben told himself as he waited at the wax museum.
Xoi shielded his eyes against the sun.
Constance had come to Johannesburg prepared. She was here to meet the miner.
It was a dark and stormy evening. Sarah took a long sip of her ale as she led the tattooist into the classroom.
Ronald put down the kebab slowly.
The bright light coming from the chapel made Bryan hopeful.
Dana walked into the laundry and looked at Douglas. "You make me feel good," she said.
Jack had never been to the bay. He put down his cup.
When Virgil opened the door Mrs. Stuart looked up from her book.
Rita could see that the zebra was discourteous.
Kelly was suprised to be alone.
Carmen was at the zoo. She had a flower in her hand.
As soon as the party started, Vera closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
When Duane arrived at Thanksgiving, Harry laughed at him.
It was a warm winter evening. Casey was at the pub.
Bernard was crawling. He bit his fingernails.
Connie was disappointed that no one was coming to her wedding.
It was a long way to the pond. Allan stopped and wiped the sweat from his brow.
Loretta opened the door to the corridor. She could not believe what she saw.
Agnes closed her eyes and took a breath.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
There had never been a magician quite like Mabel Parker, and she knew it.
Someone had invited a whale to Christmas. Russell knew the fun was about to begin.
For as long as Elaine could remember, she'd wanted to be a swordsmith.
After spending a night in jail, Jennie was relieved to see her mother.
Everett nodded to the gravedigger. It was going to be a long night.
If the entertainer didn't arrive soon, Terrance didn't know what he would do.
Anne could feel her life slipping away.
The kitchen was covered in blood.
It was a damp Tuesday evening. Katie took a long sip of her Jack Daniels as she led the fortune-teller into the attic.
Harvey could see that Guy was daring.
The yak was on the prowl. Chester tried to remain calm.
As soon as the party started, Martin cracked open another beer.
When Suzanne opened the door Mrs. Adams looked up from her work.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Ralph want to cry.
Going to the lake was a good idea. Angel closed his eyes and took a breath.
Steven fumbled in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Ramon was suprised to be alive.
Vicki opened the door to the bedroom. She twiddled her thumbs.
When rain stopped, Glen knew it was time to find shelter.
When Luis arrived at his wedding, everyone fainted.
On Sunday, Nicholas always made an igloo.
When Carla arrived at her funeral, everyone embraced her.
Danielle was the best guitarist bar none.
Susan opened the door to the basement. She had dreamed of this moment.
Edgar was disappointed that Virgil was coming to Christmas.
Julie hoped that the police officer was narcissistic.
Felicia walked into the bathroom and looked at Eva. "You make me happy," she said.
"No one suspects a thing," Jamie told himself as he waited around the corner.
Jeff put down the apple slowly.
There had never been a mobster quite like Nelson Washington, and he knew it.
Dean hoped that the bear was winning.
Gerald had been expecting Brandon for five hours. He knew it was too late.
It was a bleak, wintery afternoon. Ella was in the backyard.
For as long as Morris could remember, he'd wanted to be a beautician.
Naermine shielded her eyes against the light.
Someone had invited a tortoise to Thanksgiving. Frederick knew the fun was about to begin.
Qinuolt Starcatcher raised his sword.
If the dentist didn't arrive soon, Timothy didn't know what he would do.
Love was in the air. Gabriel waited.
The nanny opened the door, and led Teresa inside.
As soon as Easter started, Erik took a bite of his kebab.
On Thursday, Alan made amends.
Felix could feel his heart beating.
When Antonio arrived at his party, Joe welcomed him.
The smoke coming from the studio made Joanne uneasy.
The sound of the violin made Marshall laugh.
Maureen could see that Erica was a botanist. She tried not to worry.
Gail had come to the pyramids alone. She was here to meet the photographer.
It started like any other evening in the skateboard park. Mabel wanted to be alone.
Judith knew that Katherine was ecstatic.
It was a long way to the valley. Lonnie stopped and lowered his gaze.
Carrie walked into the barn and glanced at Rose. "You make me a better person," she said.
Ashley was at the football stadium. She had a diet Pepsi in her hand.
Hilda could tell that Arlene was earthy. She opened the door to the closet.
Tonya hoped that Regina was coming to her grand opening.
Lord Mario was eating in the office.
Sheila was suprised to be alive.
It was a evening full of promise. Jamie was behind the curtains.
The lion was on the prowl. Max pretended not to notice.
Harold opened the door to the cell. The smell was surprisingly pleasant.
Lord Mosscot was reading in the dungeon.
Alberto had been expecting Stanley for two hours. He took a long sip of his ale.
Someone had invited a dolphin to Christmas. Karl knew what to do.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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