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Going to the pond was a terrible idea. Edgar buttoned up his jacket.
Sandra hoped that Doris was unimaginative.
Leslie had invited a weaver to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a sad night. Arnold was at the concert.
Rita could see that Velma was a cartoonist. She tried not to laugh.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Beth want to cry.
Patricia bit her fingernails.
The executioner opened the door, and led Lance inside.
Someone had invited a giraffe to Thanksgiving. Billy-Bob knew the fun was about to begin.
William wiped the sweat from his brow. It was going to be a long afternoon.
After spending a night on a train, Corey was relieved to see his father.
Jared opened the door to the basement. He could not believe what he saw.
Love was in the air. Kathy smiled knowingly.
Jeremy opened the door to the outhouse. He took a sip of his Gatorade.
Marlene fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
It was a bright and starry Sunday night. Nathan chuckled to himself as he led the matador into the walk-in freezer.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
There had never been a brewer quite like Lori Jami son, and she knew it.
Deanna had come to Spain prepared. She was here to meet the researcher.
Adam had been waiting for Glen for five days. He checked his watch.
When Terrence arrived at Christmas, everyone fainted.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Annette took a long sip of her merlot.
Betty was the best torturer bar none.
Keith was in the library. He had a can opener in his hand.
The octopus had escaped. Megan knew exactly what to do.
Aursao leaned into the wind.
Arnold could not feel anything.
"Maybe no one will notice," Rose told herself as she waited in the museum.
Juan could see that Clinton was ritualistic. He opened the door to the lounge room.
Mary-Lou walked into the attic and glanced at Dean. "You make me a better person," she said.
Lord Lloyd was eating in the bathroom.
Manuel knew that Byron was grand.
Ralothio shielded her eyes against the blast.
It was a busy spring afternoon. Bradley was in the pantry.
Going to the bay was a terrible idea. Vicki took a long sip of her ale.
It was a long way to the peak. Ruth stopped and checked her reflection.
Peggy was swimming. She took a bite of her carrot.
Gladys hoped that the tailor was principled.
The attic was the perfect location.
The music coming from the office made Judith hopeful.
Casey could tell that Allan was a paramedic. He tried not to worry.
For as long as Kristina could remember, she'd wanted to be a swimmer.
When Brandine opened the door Mr. Powell looked up from his work.
Sonia had come to Cairo prepared. She was here to meet the screenwriter.
Lucille opened the door to the library. The smell was surprisingly pleasant.
Kenneth took a bite of his candy-bar. It was going to be a long day.
Randy could feel his life slipping away.
Lorraine shrugged.
Annette walked into the corridor and looked at Kathy. "You make me hot," she said.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Lord Offentoft was in one of his moods.
Constance felt that the lion was understanding.
Jimmy staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Someone had invited a crow to the wedding. Brenda knew the fun was about to begin.
Edgar opened the door to the armory. He hoped for a miracle.
Johnnie put down the chicken wing slowly.
The sound of the waves made Jeanne hesitant.
When Brittany arrived at her funeral, Melissa cried.
The smell coming from the basement made Byron uneasy.
Euld shielded his eyes against the blast.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Eugene was relieved to see his wife.
On Friday, Stephen always made dessert.
When rain began, Misty knew it was time to move on.
Lord Ivan was in one of his moods.
Madison had invited a chicken to Christmas. She knew what to do.
If the physicist didn't arrive soon, Janice didn't know what she would do.
As soon as the grand opening started, Alma questioned her decision.
It was a clear, bright summer afternoon. Kenneth was in the waiting room.
There had never been a hotelier quite like Stanley King, and he knew it.
Pearl hoped that the rat catcher was power-hungry.
Vernon could see that Duane was efficient. He opened the door to the wardrobe.
Mattie had come to the windmill prepared. She was here to meet the shoemaker.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Xilaise leaned into the wind.
"Maybe no one will notice," Lester told himself as he waited in the prison.
Daisy was shining. She rubbed her hands together.
Whiltee Bonesong raised his shield.
The stable was the perfect location.
Myrtle was suprised to be alone.
Ryan wiped the sweat from his brow. It was going to be a tough morning.
Sally hoped that the whale was kind.
Susan fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
The cheetah was on the prowl. Debbie knew exactly what to do.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Mitchell laugh.
Clifton nodded to the butcher.
Alfred was the best teacher in town.
It was a long way to the forest. Pearl stopped and straightened her clothes.
It was a night full of promise. Manuel crouched and tied his laces as he led the dietician into the garage.
Leslie opened the door to the basement. Her senses were overwhelmed.
If the servant didn't arrive soon, Charlie didn't know what he would do.
Going to the island was a great idea. Edna set aside her flute.
When Perry arrived at his funeral, Joseph welcomed him.
Jane could not hear anything.
Viugon shielded her eyes against the blast.
It was a foggy evening. Danielle was in the food court.
It started like any other day in the chapel. Ramona checked her phone.
There had never been a physicist quite like Denise Davis, and she knew it.
After spending a night on a plane, Scott was relieved to see his boss.
The corridor was flooded.
Corey walked into the bedroom and looked at Amy. "You make me want to shout," he said.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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