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Jeffrey knew that the carver was patient.
Luis staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Melissa was delighted to be alone.
It started like any other day in the hospital. Bobbie-Sue took a sip of her apple juice.
Donald had come to Athens prepared. He was here to meet the physician.
Brenda could see that Jacqueline was impressionable.
Juan opened the door to the guest room. The silence was overwhelming.
Beatrice opened the door to the control room. She took a bite of her pickle.
When the moon came up, Marian knew it was time to sleep.
The coach opened the door, and led Shelly inside.
Kenneth was angry that everyone was coming to his grand opening.
On Monday, Sam always made bread.
After spending a night in hell, Ernest was relieved to see his husband.
Smoke was in the air. Charles looked at the time.
Julio walked into the garage and looked at Ruby. "You make me nervous," he said.
Ben could see that Jared was earthy. He opened the door to the studio.
Daryl had invited a giraffe to Thanksgiving. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Diana had never been to the lake. She took a bite of her banana.
If the artist didn't arrive soon, Denise didn't know what she would do.
Lady Walktoft was in one of her moods.
Christy was at the football stadium. She had a hot dog in her hand.
There had never been a writer quite like Terri Hall, and she knew it.
For as long as Bessie could remember, she'd wanted to be a shipwright.
Donald could see that Christian was an illustrator. He tried not to smile.
It was a busy - Months morning. Janet was in the library.
Gwendolyn set aside her hairbrush.
Ellen had been waiting for Cheryl for six hours. She swallowed nervously.
The music coming from the bathroom made Lois uneasy.
Friab Timechaser raised his shield.
The gladiator opened the door, and led Annie inside.
As soon as Christmas started, Cody enjoyed the feeling of power.
Viola could feel her heart beating.
Wayne was the best lifeguard who ever lived.
The barn was a complete mess.
Going to the beach was a nice idea. Katie gripped her notepad.
When Lonnie opened the door Mrs. Lee looked up from her work.
Jeremy took a sip of his beer. It was going to be a tough day.
Carla was acting. She took a bite of her kebab.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
When Barry arrived at his funeral, everyone cried.
Bobbie hoped that no one was coming to her party.
The sound of the angle-grinder made Susan laugh.
Ernest could see that Eddie was ignorant. He opened the door to the garage.
The ant was on the loose. Pamela knew exactly what to do.
Lord Bandlefirth was in one of his moods.
Stephanie had invited a mortician to her wedding. She knew the fun was about to begin.
When rain began, Peter knew it was time to find shelter.
Lord Harvey was sitting in the dining room.
If the impersonator didn't arrive soon, Charlene didn't know what she would do.
Daisy hoped that the fashion designer was helpful.
Ianeayn shielded her eyes against the light.
Diana opened the door to the living room. The odour was surprisingly pleasant.
Lynn had never been to the woods. She gripped her magnifying glass.
Ricardo could see that Antonio was a clockmaker. He tried not to smile.
"Winners don't quit," Bernard told himself as he waited in the bushes.
It was a wintery fall afternoon. Tammy was in the lighthouse.
When Wade arrived at Christmas, Anita ignored him.
It started like any other evening in the bomb-shelter. Darren took a sip of his apple juice.
Terrance had come to Hell prepared. He was here to meet the barber.
Carrie staggered in the gloom. The walls were damp.
For as long as Jennifer could remember, she'd wanted to be a sheepshearer.
When Dennis opened the door Mr. Ramir ez looked up from his work.
It was a long way to the planet. Glen stopped and bit his fingernails.
Floyd closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette. It was going to be a tough evening.
It was a dark and stormy August afternoon. Jimmie struggled to breathe as he led the plumber into the office.
Tracy knew that Evelyn was detestable.
Xotchie Heartshaker raised his shield.
Someone had invited a deer to Christmas. Stacey knew it wouldn't end well.
Rebecca put down the apple slowly.
April felt that the turtle was reverential.
The goat had escaped. Theodore knew exactly what to do.
Lord Tom was waiting in the living room.
Mitchell knew that everyone was coming to his wedding.
David was delighted to be alone.
Glenn was in the bushes. He had a stapler in his hand.
Lady Marie was in one of her moods.
Lord Pantcourt was in one of his moods.
Fernando was the best manager around.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Dustin want to scream.
Viola knew that the clown was quirky.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Clyde was in the park.
Lady Bostdeep was waiting in the wardrobe.
Marlene opened the door to the stable. The odour was surprisingly pleasant.
Troy had come to Switzerland alone. He was here to meet the artist.
Sergio could not feel anything.
The yak herder opened the door, and led Nellie inside.
Marvin could tell that Derrick was despicable. He opened the door to the waiting room.
Tracy took a bite of her bratwurst.
If the dietician didn't arrive soon, Irma didn't know what she would do.
Ovuo arose from slumber.
Packao shielded her eyes against the light.
Heidi felt that the deer was perfectionist.
There had never been a bartender quite like Amy Morris, and she knew it.
When Mark arrived at his funeral, everyone embraced him.
It was a crisp night. Duane took a long sip of his long white as he led the politician into the bedroom.
Randall walked into the barn and looked at Dora. "You make me want to shout," he said.
"Show no mercy," Neil told himself as he waited at the travel agent.
Samantha was crying. She took a bite of her bratwurst.
It was a long way to the beach. Jose stopped and lit a cigarette.
Going to the creek was a great idea. Mathew looked at the time.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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