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As soon as Thanksgiving started, Gordon hoped for a miracle.
Bruce could see that Maurice was a DJ. He tried not to feel intimidated.
It was a glorious afternoon. Georgia chewed some gum as she led the police officer into the control room.
When Steven opened the door Mr. Tremblay looked up from his work.
Natalie could tell that Melanie was distressed. She opened the door to the dining room.
When rain stopped, Lori knew it was time to find shelter.
Stacey opened the door to the closet. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Lord Malhithe was reading in the lounge room.
Jackie walked into the bedroom and glanced at Myrtle. "You make me jealous," she said.
Brandon had invited an otter to Thanksgiving. He knew what to do.
On Monday, Nicholas made better choices.
Mike had never been to the mountain. He bit his fingernails.
It was a foggy Saturday afternoon. Marie was under the bridge.
Lord Zachary was eating in the control room.
It started like any other night in the football stadium. Justin took a sip of his diet Pepsi.
The sound of screaming children made Jeffrey want to scream.
Stacey was travelling. She chewed her lip.
When Tom arrived at Easter, everyone fainted.
Sam scratched his hand. It was going to be a fantastic day.
When Cheryl arrived at her grand opening, Ian ignored her.
The noises coming from the bathroom made Maurice hopeful.
Linda hoped that Lori was fearful.
It was a long way to the pond. Jaime stopped and wanted a smoke.
Marcia had come to the windmill prepared. She was here to meet the referee.
There had never been a DJ quite like Erica Lewis, and she knew it.
Lance hoped that the frog was paranoid.
Floyd knew that the dogcatcher was reassured.
Max was over the fence. He had a pencil in his hand.
If the guitarist didn't arrive soon, Cathy didn't know what she would do.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Mary-Lou was relieved to see her car.
Herist Timeshine raised his sword.
Someone had invited a crab to Christmas. Derek knew what to do.
Daniel walked into the library and glanced at Laura. "You make me shiver," he said.
Bobbi-Jo sucked her teeth.
Darlene could not see anything.
It was a evening full of promise. Marsha shrugged as she led the interrogator into the guest room.
When rain began, Ricardo knew it was time to run.
Steve was delighted to be floating.
Olash shielded her eyes against the light.
When Billy-Bob arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone fainted.
Going to the reef was a great idea. Warren took a long sip of his coffee.
Florence was worried that no one was coming to her wedding.
When Stacy arrived at Christmas, everyone welcomed her.
As soon as Easter started, Priscilla struggled to breathe.
Lady Claire was waiting in the cloakroom.
On Tuesday, Roy always made magic.
Nancy could see that Toni was an astronaut. She tried not to laugh.
Wynuef arose from slumber.
If the publisher didn't arrive soon, Ernest didn't know what he would do.
It was a typical morning in the prison. Ray took a long sip of his chardonnay.
When Tom opened the door Mrs. Harris looked up from her work.
There had never been a spy quite like Enrique White, and he knew it.
Love was in the air. June smiled knowingly.
After spending a night on a train, Kevin was relieved to see his home.
It was a lazy spring night. Donna was in the bell-tower.
Lee was leaving. He struggled to breathe.
Allen opened the door to the lobby. The smell was overwhelming.
The rat was on the prowl. William tried to remain calm.
The jailer opened the door, and led Billy inside.
Travis had come to Brazil alone. He was here to meet the referee.
Someone had invited a bee to Easter. Javier knew it wouldn't end well.
Morris walked into the classroom and looked at Sara. "You make me scream," he said.
Jordan had been waiting for Alex for six days. He checked his watch.
Brandine had never been to the pond. She took a bite of her bread-stick.
Sidney could feel his life slipping away.
Yvonne could see that Sylvia was abrasive.
It was a cold, moonlit Monday night. Ida chuckled to herself as she led the printer into the basement.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
Mirackaulyn Lifebeard raised his axe.
As soon as the party started, Laura chewed some gum.
Tanya hoped that the monk was stupid.
Rosa staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Delores was worried that everyone was coming to Easter.
The noises coming from the outhouse made Bartholomew hopeful.
Ivan opened the door to the dining room. He whistled nonchalantly.
Tonya could see that Laurie was orderly. She opened the door to the bedroom.
Nina could not feel anything.
Lady Ravenswood was in one of her moods.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Bob laugh.
The studio was ready.
If the architect didn't arrive soon, Gordon didn't know what he would do.
Jeanne tried to hide. It was going to be a tough morning.
Going to the ocean was a foolhardy idea. Minnie knew it was too late.
"Maybe no one will notice," Michael told himself as he waited at the football stadium.
Edgar put down the sandwich carefully.
Victoria had invited a goldfish to Easter. She knew what to do.
It started like any other night in the skateboard park. Bobby twiddled his thumbs.
Terry was the best singer who ever lived.
Someone had invited a cat to the funeral. Ricardo knew the fun was about to begin.
Everett was under the bed. He had a Jim Beam in his hand.
Smoke was in the air. Lee opened the door.
Gilei Spacehunter raised her fist.
Wade was flying. He rubbed his hands together.
Deanna took a bite of her bread-stick.
It was a long way to the lake. Patricia stopped and put down her phone.
Juan opened the door to the closet. The silence was overwhelming.
There had never been a receptionist quite like Erin Allen, and she knew it.
As soon as Easter started, Seth took a long sip of his merlot.
Samuel had been waiting for Justin for five days. He went over the plan.
It was a typical night in the bus stop. Grace tried to hide.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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