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The sound of the car horn made Maurice want to cry.
Isaac was in the nuclear power-plant. He had a toothbrush in his hand.
When Tammy arrived at her grand opening, Elsie laughed.
As soon as the wedding started, Alan chewed some gum.
Bertha had been waiting for Edna for days. She took a bite of her apple.
When Norma arrived at Thanksgiving, Bobby rushed to see her.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Herbert was under the bridge.
The bright light coming from the dungeon made Elmer uneasy.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Agnes opened the door.
Charles was worried that no one was coming to his party.
For as long as Carla could remember, she'd wanted to be a security guard.
Rita could feel her heart beating.
It was a long way to the valley. Bernice stopped and enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
"Today is the day," Pauline told herself as she waited at the train station.
It was a typical night in the hair salon. Virginia hoped for a miracle.
Going to the beach was a terrible idea. Micheal took a long sip of his cappuccino.
It was a clear afternoon. Daisy gripped her bottle as she led the ventriloquist into the kitchen.
Patsy knew that the shaman was decent.
Margaret had invited a cheetah to Thanksgiving. She knew what to do.
Brandon walked into the wardrobe and looked at Bobby. "You make me sing," he said.
Lydia opened the door to the wine cellar. She was afraid of what she would find.
The barn was covered in blood.
Michelle was suprised to be free.
The air traffic controller opened the door, and led Sara inside.
After spending a night on a train, Earl was relieved to see his wife.
Jimmie wanted a spring-roll.
Carol had come to Germany prepared. She was here to meet the senator.
When Clarence opened the door Mr. Miller looked up from his work.
Someone had invited a puppy to the funeral. Denise knew what to do.
If the manager didn't arrive soon, Crystal didn't know what she would do.
The music coming from the guest room made Veronica hopeful.
Glen was under the bridge. He had a yellow highlighter in his hand.
Krooyra Heartsword raised his shield.
The sound of the alarm made Terrance want to scream.
It was a cool January evening. Terry was in the bomb-shelter.
Catherine fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
On Tuesday, Derrick made history.
As soon as the wedding started, Beth buttoned up her jacket.
When Sam arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed at him.
The octopus had escaped. Charlie panicked.
"It has to work," Debbie told herself as she waited in the museum.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Ruth opened the door.
Jason could tell that Neil was a pilot. He tried not to laugh.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Going to the reef was a bad idea. Shawn straightened his clothes.
Lance put down the banana carefully.
Marian was waiting. She took a long sip of her wine.
Kreoler shielded his eyes against the light.
Dennis hoped that Allen was proud.
Someone had invited a puppy to Thanksgiving. Victoria knew it wouldn't end well.
Veronica knew that no one was coming to her grand opening.
Susan could see that Shannon was folksy. She opened the door to the wine cellar.
The outhouse was flooded.
After spending a night on a train, Pamela was relieved to see her father.
Gene opened the door to the basement. He was afraid of what he would find.
Leona bit her fingernails.
When Rebecca opened the door Mr. Powell looked up from his book.
Lady Irene was eating in the dining room.
The terrorist opened the door, and led Rachel inside.
Vanessa fumbled in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Bill hoped that the guard was perverse.
It was a cool morning. Marvin was in the library.
Syluolim Doomhunter raised his fist.
As soon as the funeral started, Peggy gripped her hairbrush.
There had never been a wizard quite like Julian Adams, and he knew it.
The hippopotamus had escaped. Lucille knew exactly what to do.
When Raul arrived at Christmas, Ross cried.
For as long as Gene could remember, he'd wanted to be a ditch digger.
Sam knew that the alligator was touchy.
Going to the desert was a terrible idea. Russell ground his teeth.
Jessica walked into the garage and looked at Duane. "You make me nervous," she said.
Love was in the air. Donna looked at the time.
Pearl opened the door to the library. She checked her watch.
Freddie could feel his heart beating.
Penny could tell that Gina was a tailor. She tried not to laugh.
Billie had invited a tiger to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Rodney had come to the fairy grotto alone. He was here to meet the jeweler.
Mattie was at the train station. She had a mouse in her hand.
The professor opened the door, and led Jack inside.
Dolores fumbled in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
When Bobby arrived at his party, Bill laughed at him.
Kelly hoped that Warren was humiliated.
On Saturday, Basil always made a stand.
Erik could see that Tyrone was moody. He opened the door to the barn.
Louis opened the door to the laundry. He could not believe what he saw.
If the merchant didn't arrive soon, Eric didn't know what he would do.
After spending a night on a train, Ruby was relieved to see her car.
The music coming from the pantry made Ryan uneasy.
Lady Asterkeld was reading in the bedroom.
Gladys had never been to the forest. She took a sip of her latte.
Pearl felt that the translator was mistaken.
Gary was disappointed that no one was coming to Christmas.
It was a dark, moonless June night. Brent was in the corner.
When the moon came up, Danielle knew it was time to move on.
Deborah hoped that the sheep was affectionate.
For as long as Alfred could remember, he'd wanted to be a guide.
Tara was the best farmer around.
Timothy picked up his wrench.
Earl could feel his life slipping away.
Eshuilis shielded his eyes against the sun.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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