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Snao Lifemaker raised his fist.
Someone had invited a dinosaur to Christmas. Grace knew the fun was about to begin.
Love was in the air. Mae waited.
Gwendolyn could see that the fortune-teller was irritable.
Bernard could feel his heart beating.
Lady Poldon was eating in the chapel.
It was a bleak, wintery morning. Stephanie was at the football stadium.
If the rat catcher didn't arrive soon, Stacy didn't know what she would do.
Alfredo walked into the laundry and looked at Debbie. "You make me feel bad," he said.
Monica was at the door. She had a flute in her hand.
"This is crazy," Ruth told herself as she waited in the corner.
There had never been a butcher quite like Shane Cooper, and he knew it.
Phyllis hoped that Megan was weak-willed.
Stella was delighted to be free.
Lillian opened the door to the bedroom. Her senses were overwhelmed.
After spending a night on a plane, Derek was relieved to see his wife.
For as long as Clinton could remember, he'd wanted to be a fortune-teller.
When Pamela arrived at Thanksgiving, Marion cried.
It was a long way to the sea. John stopped and chuckled to himself.
Ulald waited for the battle to begin.
Ricky was planking. He took a bite of his bratwurst.
Antonio put down the bagel slowly.
It started like any other evening in Japan. Phyllis enjoyed the feeling of power.
Bobbie could see that April was stable. She opened the door to the waiting room.
Lois could tell that Carrie was an actor. She tried not to worry.
Going to the cave was a great idea. Lynn took a long sip of her lemonade.
Marsha was glad that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
It was a typical night in the mall. Gloria bit her fingernails.
Lord Stanley was in one of his moods.
When rain stopped, Chad knew it was time to sleep.
Peggy could not see anything.
As soon as the party started, Ruth shuddered in anticipation.
If the jeweler didn't arrive soon, Gregory didn't know what he would do.
Yvonne staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
The kitten was on the prowl. Everett panicked.
Wade had invited a zebra to his wedding. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Kristen had come to Moscow alone. She was here to meet the gladiator.
There had never been a surgeon quite like Warren Morris, and he knew it.
Juanita nodded to the barber.
Perua leaned into the wind.
Rodney opened the door to the wardrobe. He could not believe what he saw.
Amber walked into the bedroom and looked at Leonard. "You make me nervous," she said.
For as long as Miguel could remember, he'd wanted to be a comedian.
It was a fun night. Arnold grinned as he led the crook into the library.
Leo hoped that Jack was relaxed.
Douglas was suprised to be alone.
"Just breathe," Susan told herself as she waited in the cafe.
The music coming from the basement made Alberto uneasy.
Jessica was the best chimney-sweep bar none.
The executioner opened the door, and led Bob inside.
When Duane arrived at his party, everyone cried.
Suzanne could tell that Dianne was liberated. She opened the door to the corridor.
When Cynthia arrived at her grand opening, Jackie rushed to see her.
Lord Claude was in one of his moods.
Clinton ground his teeth. It was going to be a tough evening.
Alma put down the bratwurst carefully.
Lord Mallow was in one of his moods.
Erica had invited a jockey to Christmas. She knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a long way to the desert. Doris stopped and lit a cigarette.
When Phyllis opened the door Mr. Allen looked up from his book.
Martin opened the door to the conservatory. He wanted to sing.
Raul had come to New York prepared. He was here to meet the dressmaker.
Ken was in the attic. He had a muffin in his hand.
The chimpanzee was on the prowl. Lillie panicked.
Wade crouched and tied his laces.
There had never been a beggar quite like Sherri Moore, and she knew it.
Christy had been expecting Joan for four days. She shrugged.
Jo was delighted to be free.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Jessica chewed her lip.
The smoke coming from the cloakroom made Jack hopeful.
Darren was the best taxidermist around.
Linda was relieved that no one was coming to her funeral.
It started like any other night in the football stadium. Patsy scratched her hand.
The attic was spotless.
Kristina opened the door to the dungeon. The silence was overwhelming.
Someone had invited a camel to Easter. Melissa knew it wouldn't end well.
Sean was sharing. He took a long sip of his mojito.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Tim stopped and shrugged.
A sense of magic was in the air. John looked at the time.
Going to the desert was a bad idea. Ana wanted to start over.
"No one suspects a thing," Caroline told herself as she waited in the observatory.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Myrtle was relieved to see her father.
The hunter opened the door, and led Florence inside.
Rachel could see that Jean was malicious. She opened the door to the pantry.
Amanda had invited a pilot to Christmas. She knew it wouldn't end well.
On Thursday, Theresa made friends.
Suzanne put down the fishcake slowly.
It was a gloomy morning. Rose took a long sip of her piña colada as she led the shepherd into the library.
Felicia checked her phone. It was going to be a fantastic day.
Ryan had never been to the gully. He questioned his decision.
When the moon came up, Bobby knew it was time to move on.
Lady Donforce was in one of her moods.
When Jeffrey arrived at his party, everyone fainted.
Geraldine could tell that Renee was a priest. She tried not to laugh.
There had never been an exterminator quite like Sara Campbell, and she knew it.
As soon as the grand opening started, Carla struggled to breathe.
Lord Lee was in one of his moods.
Alberto could feel his life slipping away.
Dolores opened the door to the outhouse. She was afraid of what she might find.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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