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Adrian could see that the seal was apathetic.
It was a busy December night. Alan swallowed nervously as he led the park ranger into the conservatory.
Christopher could see that Kirk was a clerk. He tried not to laugh.
When Clara arrived at her grand opening, everyone stared in disbelief.
There had never been a magician quite like Hilda Clark, and she knew it.
Enrique had been waiting for Harold for six days. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Ross could feel his life slipping away.
Lori was delighted to be free.
The noises coming from the lobby made Margie hopeful.
It was a busy December night. Sheila was in the nuclear power-plant.
Jill had invited a crab to Christmas. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Margaret fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
When Debbie arrived at her wedding, everyone ignored her.
Charles had never been to the desert. He wanted a banana.
Clayton could see that Hugh was individualistic. He opened the door to the guest room.
Samuel was relieved that everyone was coming to his grand opening.
Lillian was cycling. She took a bite of her icecream.
When the moon came up, Jason knew it was time to run.
If the receptionist didn't arrive soon, Beth didn't know what she would do.
Duishoros arose from slumber.
"This is crazy," Victoria told herself as she waited at the skateboard park.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Oscar smiled knowingly.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
As soon as Christmas started, Sam struggled to breathe.
Claude walked into the bedroom and looked at Stacy. "You make me glow," he said.
Someone had invited a scorpion to Easter. Kurt knew what to do.
For as long as Bobbie-Sue could remember, she'd wanted to be an ambassador.
Dave cracked open another beer.
Nina had been waiting for Veronica for days. She bit her fingernails.
Lord Edward was in one of his moods.
Regina could tell that Bertha was a builder. She tried not to smile.
When Shirley opened the door Mrs. Freeman looked up from her work.
Lord Herbert was eating in the library.
It was a long way to the planet. Adrian stopped and took a sip of his cider.
Leon could feel his life slipping away.
Jim knew that the wolf was touchy.
When Claude arrived at his wedding, everyone gasped.
Carolyn was in the closet. She had a flower in her hand.
Mattie had never been to the cave. She closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Terry was acting. He giggled to himself.
The stable was full of smoke.
The smoke coming from the waiting room made Angela uneasy.
Andrea closed her eyes and took a breath. It was going to be a special morning.
When the sun rose, Eleanor knew it was time to run.
On Friday, Claire made it worse.
Misty had invited a mayor to Easter. She knew what to do.
Eileen felt that Geraldine was conscientious.
Ricky opened the door to the wine cellar. He was afraid of what he would find.
As soon as the wedding started, Christopher checked his watch.
Jill hoped that everyone was coming to Christmas.
Seth had come to London alone. He was here to meet the model.
The sound of the chainsaw made Derrick angry.
It was a misty night. Olga was in the bomb-shelter.
The lizard had escaped. Tony panicked.
Jo-Ellen could not see anything.
After spending a night on the street, Kimberly was relieved to see her boss.
There had never been a radiologist quite like Dolores Allen, and she knew it.
It started like any other day in the travel agent. Harry enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
When Jacob arrived at his party, Ethel welcomed him.
Hector walked into the barn and looked at Laura. "You make me eat," he said.
Smoke was in the air. Anthony smiled knowingly.
When Janet opened the door Mr. Walker looked up from his book.
It was a long way to the beach. Cheryl stopped and went over the plan.
Someone had invited a camel to Easter. Mae knew what to do.
Pamela was under the bridge. She had a pair of scissors in her hand.
Margaret could see that the kitten was callous.
The salesperson opened the door, and led Daisy inside.
Ghoirgalur Hopegrinder raised her axe.
Agnes opened the door to the kitchen. The odour was surprisingly pleasant.
Going to the waterfall was a nice idea. Ramona shuddered in anticipation.
On Sunday, Sherri made it easier.
Eilu leaned into the wind.
Gregory could feel his heart beating.
Patsy put down the spring-roll slowly.
Angel buttoned up his jacket.
The wardrobe was flooded.
For as long as Allison could remember, she'd wanted to be a guitarist.
Christine fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
It started like any other night in Cairo. Jim straightened his clothes.
It was a typical evening in the hair salon. Annette smiled knowingly.
Sherry wanted a carrot. It was going to be a long day.
When Victoria arrived at Easter, Jean gasped.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Tara was at the aquarium.
Lord Alex was reading in the studio.
Samuel walked into the waiting room and glanced at Mary. "You make me shiver," he said.
"You can do this," Vanessa told herself as she waited in the lighthouse.
Jo felt that Betty was petty.
The sound of dogs barking made Natalie angry.
Anita was whistling. She cracked open another beer.
The owl had escaped. Stanley knew exactly what to do.
Sidney had been waiting for Alexander for three hours. He took a bite of his hot dog.
Marcus was the best oracle bar none.
Love was in the air. Manuel opened the door.
Wayne opened the door to the lounge room. He took a sip of his cocktail.
Oorm shielded his eyes against the sun.
Janet hoped that the game show host was willful.
Going to the pond was a terrible idea. Alfred went over the plan.
Cheryl opened the door to the laundry. She could not believe what she saw.
Shrays waited for the battle to begin.
On Saturday, Vickie always made love.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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