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Elmer felt that Jose was mealymouthed.
Phillip had invited a shaman to Christmas. He knew what to do.
After spending a night on the street, Jim-Bob was relieved to see his car.
Dawn had come to the palace prepared. She was here to meet the pharmacist.
There had never been an athlete quite like Ramona Cooper, and she knew it.
Vickie staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Going to the lake was a bad idea. Ernest took a sip of his green tea.
As soon as the grand opening started, Irma shuddered in anticipation.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
It was a long way to the gully. Leo stopped and chewed some gum.
It was a foggy afternoon. Christian checked his reflection as he led the principal into the waiting room.
The messenger opened the door, and led Frederick inside.
Virgil was the best knight bar none.
Fred shrugged.
Clifton was outside the window. He had a mouse in his hand.
When wolves began to howl, Kim knew it was time to run.
Raymond was delighted to be alive.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Allan want to scream.
The cow was on the loose. Francis pretended not to notice.
Courtney opened the door to the living room. The smell was overwhelming.
Joann could see that the horse was sober.
Roberto knew that the detective was loving.
When Margie arrived at her grand opening, everyone laughed at her.
Bobbi-Jo had been expecting Christina for four hours. She shuddered in anticipation.
On Saturday, Edna made an igloo.
Wayne could see that Donald was puritanical. He opened the door to the closet.
Melissa was shrinking. She took a sip of her juice.
Lord Greenville was waiting in the library.
If the executioner didn't arrive soon, Joanne didn't know what she would do.
It was a typical evening in the observatory. Nina took a bite of her burger.
For as long as Felicia could remember, she'd wanted to be a dogcatcher.
Misty raised her hands. It was going to be a special night.
After spending a night in hell, Cassandra was relieved to see her husband.
Laura-May had never been to the forest. She put down her knife.
Cuazi arose from slumber.
When Jill opened the door Mrs. Coleman looked up from her work.
Going to the swamp was a foolhardy idea. Mike rubbed his hands together.
When Wade arrived at Easter, Harold fainted.
It was a damp night. Ricardo was in the deli.
When the sun rose, Samantha knew it was time to run.
Someone had invited a beetle to Christmas. Nathaniel knew what to do.
As soon as the funeral started, Joan set aside her pen.
Ethel put down the guitar slowly.
Gregory twiddled his thumbs.
Ruby opened the door to the living room. The stench was unbearable.
Moax Heartkeeper raised his shield.
Joy could tell that Lisa was a priest. She tried not to laugh.
It was a long way to the ocean. Angela stopped and snapped her fingers.
Nora was the best busker who ever lived.
There had never been a magician quite like Howard Smith, and he knew it.
It was a lazy autumn morning. Gregory wanted one last chance as he led the surgeon into the waiting room.
Colleen was suprised to be floating.
Theresa had invited a cook to her wedding. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Marjorie knew that Lynn was reassured.
Juanita opened the door to the lobby. She struggled to breathe.
Joyce could see that the lion was ritualistic.
When Janice arrived at Easter, everyone embraced her.
Anne staggered in the gloom. The walls were damp.
Amanda took a bite of her carrot. It was going to be a special day.
When Craig opened the door Mrs. Smith looked up from her book.
It was a bleak, wintery February afternoon. Stephanie was on the bus.
Zinu arose from slumber.
The pilot opened the door, and led Victor inside.
The music coming from the studio made Kristin hopeful.
After spending a night on a train, Laura-May was relieved to see her husband.
Going to the pond was a bad idea. Becky straightened her clothes.
Jeff walked into the wardrobe and glanced at Scott. "You make me exercise," he said.
Veronica had been expecting Mattie for two days. She closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Lance waited.
Yvonne knew that the guitarist was hard working.
Vivian had never been to the cave. She chewed her lip.
Elab Stonemaker raised his sword.
Leona had come to England prepared. She was here to meet the taxidermist.
Elsie opened the door to the bathroom. She could not believe what she saw.
Lord Polshaw was eating in the living room.
Jesus was calling. He smiled knowingly.
The wolf was on the prowl. Zachary knew exactly what to do.
If the webmaster didn't arrive soon, Benjamin didn't know what he would do.
"Time to shine," Kelly told herself as she waited in the library.
It was a fun Wednesday night. Yolanda snapped her fingers as she led the mortician into the guest room.
When wolves began to howl, Craig knew it was time to sleep.
Casey knew it was too late.
Bertha could tell that Julia was a bricklayer. She tried not to feel intimidated.
There had never been a construction worker quite like Patrick Coleman, and he knew it.
Lena could feel her life slipping away.
For as long as Bryan could remember, he'd wanted to be a priest.
Esther was the best entertainer in town.
Kathryn was in the cafe. She had a key in her hand.
Allen could tell that Andy was intolerant. He opened the door to the bedroom.
The living room was a complete mess.
Martha was delighted to be alive.
Kyle felt that the actor was invulnerable.
As soon as the funeral started, Lloyd bit his fingernails.
The clown opened the door, and led Miguel inside.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Olga put down the apple carefully.
It started like any other night in the attic. Christian took a bite of his fishcake.
When Cassandra arrived at Easter, Robin welcomed her.
Daniel opened the door to the armory. He had dreamed of this moment.
It was a lazy May night. Sergio meditated as he led the marshal into the office.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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