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Ben was delighted to be free.
Jessica wiped the sweat from her brow. It was going to be a momentous morning.
Douglas could feel his life slipping away.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Christian knew it was too late.
Nathaniel walked into the dining room and glanced at Courtney. "You make me worry," he said.
The herbalist opened the door, and led Ray inside.
Sergio opened the door to the control room. His senses were overwhelmed.
When Jimmy opened the door Mrs. Walker looked up from her book.
Cecil was the best cook around.
On Wednesday, Harvey always made medicine.
Karen was at the train station. She had a pen in her hand.
It was a clear, bright spring afternoon. Kristen was at the skateboard park.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
There had never been a spy quite like Leslie Carter, and she knew it.
Gloria hoped that the juggler was romantic.
Smoke was in the air. Raul smiled knowingly.
The bedroom was deserted.
Pauline was drinking. She grinned.
It was a long way to the volcano. Rosa stopped and buttoned up her jacket.
Miguel had invited a herbalist to his wedding. He knew what to do.
Sharon had never been to the sea. She gripped her pen.
When rain stopped, Jon knew it was time to move on.
When Teresa arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed.
Billy-Bob could see that Roy was steady. He opened the door to the basement.
Going to the forest was a foolhardy idea. Marian sucked her teeth.
Priscilla put down the sandwich carefully.
Ult arose from slumber.
The noises coming from the laundry made Matthew hopeful.
When Felix arrived at his funeral, Luis welcomed him.
Billy wanted time to stand still. It was going to be a long afternoon.
On Friday, Ernest always made soup.
Jared could see that Jordan was a marshal. He tried not to worry.
After spending a night in the airport, Nathaniel was relieved to see his wife.
When Roberta opened the door Mr. Baker looked up from his work.
As soon as Easter started, Maria lowered her gaze.
Tonya hoped that the kitten was enraged.
Dora had come to the windmill alone. She was here to meet the wizard.
Lady Penny was in one of her moods.
Lena had invited a coach to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Someone had invited a moose to Thanksgiving. David knew it wouldn't end well.
The wine cellar was a complete mess.
Cynthia could not see anything.
"Winners don't quit," Sara told herself as she waited on the bus.
Barbara took a bite of her fishcake.
Jill was in the office. She had a spatula in her hand.
Stacy was worried that everyone was coming to Christmas.
Derek opened the door to the laundry. He chuckled to himself.
Amber walked into the office and looked at Rosa. "You make me dance," she said.
When Eleanor arrived at her party, Veronica welcomed her.
Samantha was the best private detective bar none.
If the paramedic didn't arrive soon, Clifford didn't know what he would do.
Raymond felt that Joseph was happy.
Love was in the air. Claude waited.
It was a hot Monday evening. Derek nodded to the beautician as he led the entrepreneur into the dining room.
Going to the beach was a terrible idea. Suzanne shuddered in anticipation.
Hilda fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Louis opened the door to the dungeon. The silence was overwhelming.
It was a dark and stormy summer afternoon. Basil was at the pub.
The smoke coming from the waiting room made Alice uneasy.
Velma had come to China prepared. She was here to meet the swimmer.
When Brent arrived at his funeral, Gary laughed.
Lady Samantha was eating in the wine cellar.
As soon as the party started, Gloria swallowed nervously.
On Sunday, Leslie always made muffins.
The kitten had escaped. Nathan pretended not to notice.
Gilbert took a long sip of his cider. It was going to be a long day.
Franklin could see that the wolf was distressed.
Lord Jerry was in one of his moods.
Carlos felt that the park ranger was embarrassed.
Marlene was behind the tree. She had a spatula in her hand.
When Gene arrived at Easter, everyone booed him.
It started like any other night in the control room. Don chewed his lip.
Alex was delighted to be free.
After spending a night in jail, Regina was relieved to see her home.
Roland was angry that no one was coming to Christmas.
When wolves began to howl, Henry knew it was time to run.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
"Time to shine," Phillip told himself as he waited in the temple.
Shane walked into the bathroom and looked at Samantha. "You make me want to shout," he said.
Mary-Jo ground her teeth.
Clyde had come to Istanbul alone. He was here to meet the hairdresser.
Anita opened the door to the sauna. The smell was surprisingly pleasant.
Christopher had been waiting for Carlos for two days. He took a bite of his bread-stick.
Miguel opened the door to the wardrobe. He nodded to the archaeologist.
Yvonne could see that Jessica was unambitious. She opened the door to the bathroom.
Max could not see anything.
Love was in the air. Manuel smiled knowingly.
It was a clear, bright spring evening. William was at school.
Lady Lydia was in one of her moods.
As soon as the funeral started, Albert chewed some gum.
Crystal could tell that Clara was an athlete. She tried not to worry.
Bernice was in the cave. She had a hairbrush in her hand.
The living room was full of smoke.
If the mayor didn't arrive soon, Ellen didn't know what she would do.
When Jerry opened the door Mr. Jones looked up from his book.
Olga was swimming. She raised her hands.
There had never been a coach quite like Leroy Hall, and he knew it.
Katie was the best sniper who ever lived.
When wolves began to howl, Ross knew it was time to move on.
"This is crazy," Brent told himself as he waited in the closet.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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