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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
David could see that Brent was a mobster. He tried not to worry.
The bedroom was full of smoke.
Someone had invited an elephant to Easter. Marlene knew what to do.
When Jeanette opened the door Mr. Garcia looked up from his work.
It was a long way to the forest. Bruce stopped and enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Bernice hoped that Lynn was coming to her wedding.
Amanda checked her watch. It was going to be a tough evening.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Lucille want to scream.
Alan rubbed his hands together.
Lewis staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Carol put down the doll nervously.
After spending a night in hospital, Bobbie was relieved to see her father.
Lady Kristen was in one of her moods.
Paul opened the door to the kitchen. The odour was overwhelming.
Brolur shielded his eyes against the blast.
On Saturday, Teresa always made a show.
Theresa hoped that Tiffany was beautiful.
Clara had invited a dolphin to her grand opening. She knew what to do.
Jason was sharing. He gripped his fork.
Lady Coxville was waiting in the conservatory.
Going to the island was a great idea. Marcus snapped his fingers.
Smoke was in the air. Phillip smiled knowingly.
It was a crisp Monday afternoon. Katrina was behind the bikeshed.
Gladys could see that the whale was disruptive.
Edith could see that Carole was hidebound. She opened the door to the sauna.
As soon as Easter started, Shannon checked her watch.
Keith walked into the outhouse and glanced at Amy. "You make me feel good," he said.
There had never been a surgeon quite like Richard Coleman, and he knew it.
Shrur waited for the battle to begin.
The horse was on the loose. Elsie panicked.
Allan knew that the pilot was useless.
It was a long way to the ocean. Cecil stopped and shuddered in anticipation.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Carla scratched her hand.
Ernest opened the door to the bathroom. He twiddled his thumbs.
When Hilda arrived at her grand opening, Marilyn laughed at her.
Harvey staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
The noises coming from the bedroom made Maria hopeful.
Norman was the best painter in town.
Neil felt that Franklin was secure.
On Thursday, Mabel made a yurt.
"No one suspects a thing," Linda told herself as she waited at the pub.
When Velma arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone stared in disbelief.
The game show host opened the door, and led Jesse inside.
Mattie opened the door to the sauna. She had dreamed of this moment.
Leo hoped for a miracle. It was going to be a fantastic afternoon.
Bob had come to the pyramids alone. He was here to meet the spy.
Brian could tell that Clayton was a gladiator. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Ormuo leaned into the wind.
Lydia had invited a veterinarian to her party. She knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a glorious Wednesday night. Sara was in the bomb-shelter.
Wesley hoped that the kitten was mannered.
As soon as Easter started, Frederick swallowed nervously.
There had never been a gravedigger quite like Amy Morris, and she knew it.
After spending a night on a train, Billy-Bob was relieved to see his car.
Wysaxomer Doomcrusher raised his sword.
Penny had been waiting for Vera for hours. She twiddled her thumbs.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Annette hesitant.
It was a beautiful Tuesday night. Becky looked at the time as she led the animal trainer into the attic.
Melissa could feel her heart beating.
When the sun rose, Gina knew it was time to run.
It was a long way to the woods. Emily stopped and enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
When Herman arrived at his funeral, Jaime laughed at him.
Laurie walked into the cloakroom and looked at Clyde. "You make me hot," she said.
Smoke was in the air. Wallace looked at the time.
Bernard opened the door to the armory. He gripped his magnifying glass.
It started like any other morning in the bomb-shelter. Eva took a bite of her cracker.
For as long as Dustin could remember, he'd wanted to be a magistrate.
Going to the waterfall was a terrible idea. Katrina swallowed nervously.
On Sunday, Christopher always made it happen.
Krous shielded his eyes against the sun.
The smoke coming from the garage made Nathan hopeful.
Madison opened the door to the attic. She was afraid of what she would find.
Zylie leaned into the wind.
"They know it was me," Randall told himself as he waited in the basement.
Lord Roger was reading in the kitchen.
Billy was the best beekeeper who ever lived.
The puppy had escaped. Kristina tried to remain calm.
Irene had been waiting for Carolyn for four days. She checked her reflection.
Lillie was in the theatre. She had a water in her hand.
It was a cool September evening. Max hoped for a miracle as he led the ornithologist into the control room.
Basil was growling. He chewed his lip.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Gwendolyn want to cry.
Tina put down the celery stick carefully.
The wardrobe was the perfect location.
Courtney took a long sip of her whiskey. It was going to be a special evening.
Lord Wealdcoombe was in one of his moods.
April had invited a researcher to her party. She knew the fun was about to begin.
A sense of magic was in the air. Sheila smiled knowingly.
Terrance walked into the classroom and looked at Herbert. "You make me want to shout," he said.
There had never been a computer programmer quite like Kimberly Stuart, and she knew it.
If the shop assistant didn't arrive soon, Norman didn't know what he would do.
Tommy fumbled in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
The cameraman opened the door, and led Hugh inside.
When Allison arrived at her grand opening, everyone laughed at her.
Mark hoped that the chimpanzee was pure.
Basil lit a cigarette.
Mary-Jo could see that Cathy was indulgent. She opened the door to the bathroom.
Roland could feel his heart beating.
On Sunday, Catherine always made history.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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