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Going to the cave was a great idea. Charlie lit a cigarette.
It was a gloomy spring evening. Jeffrey was in the cafe.
The smell coming from the conservatory made Alex hopeful.
Linda was relieved that everyone was coming to her funeral.
When Penny opened the door Mrs. Green looked up from her work.
Jay opened the door to the garage. He took a sip of his ale.
Lady Priscilla was in one of her moods.
Laen leaned into the wind.
Alicia opened the door to the living room. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Natalie had invited a coroner to Christmas. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Myrtle hoped that Gwendolyn was spontaneous.
Scott had come to Rome prepared. He was here to meet the barber.
It was a dull, insipid Saturday night. Kent looked at the time as he led the clerk into the outhouse.
The sound of the baby crying made Irma want to cry.
William was suprised to be alone.
Scuimin Oathwain raised his axe.
Roland put down the guitar slowly.
Steven walked into the attic and looked at Salvador. "You make me worry," he said.
Sergio took a long sip of his short black. It was going to be a tough day.
The rabbit had escaped. Brandy pretended not to notice.
Naomi staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
When Dennis arrived at his grand opening, everyone laughed at him.
If the herald didn't arrive soon, Erika didn't know what she would do.
Curtis felt that the singer was admirable.
On Monday, Catherine made it through.
A sense of magic was in the air. Matthew waited.
When rain stopped, Roberto knew it was time to move on.
As soon as Christmas started, Jay questioned his decision.
"You can do this," Jamie told himself as he waited in the hospital.
When Clinton opened the door Mr. Wright looked up from his book.
Bryan was farting. He took a bite of his slice of pizza.
Brittany had never been to the valley. She shuddered in anticipation.
Nora could see that Bobbie was appalled. She opened the door to the cell.
The attic was covered in blood.
Eugene opened the door to the living room. He was afraid of what he might find.
Going to the forest was a bad idea. Bill chewed his lip.
It was a long way to the river. Irma stopped and enjoyed the feeling of power.
For as long as Frank could remember, he'd wanted to be a blacksmith.
Lord Rosehope was reading in the wine cellar.
Xunor arose from slumber.
Marcus knew it was too late. It was going to be a fantastic afternoon.
Rachel had come to China prepared. She was here to meet the police officer.
The dentist opened the door, and led Jacob inside.
Vickie could feel her heart beating.
There had never been a ninja quite like Pedro Tremblay, and he knew it.
Virginia had been waiting for Annie for five hours. She took a bite of her bagel.
Shawn walked into the walk-in freezer and glanced at Terry. "You make me eat," he said.
Delores put down the banana slowly.
Rafael was in the theatre. He had a spatula in his hand.
Holly knew that the drug dealer was high-handed.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
A sense of magic was in the air. Lisa smiled knowingly.
Harvey could tell that Tim was a construction worker. He tried not to smile.
Eleanor had invited a hippopotamus to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
When the sun rose, Anne knew it was time to move on.
When Katrina arrived at her wedding, everyone rushed to see her.
It was a cool October evening. Kirk went over the plan as he led the percussionist into the bathroom.
Calvin was the best innkeeper bar none.
It was a rain-swept Tuesday afternoon. Ruth was on the shelf.
Toni hoped that everyone was coming to Christmas.
Alicia took a sip of her chocolate milk.
It started like any other night in Australia. Monica raised her hands.
The kangaroo was on the prowl. Derrick pretended not to notice.
Dale opened the door to the walk-in freezer. He could not believe what he saw.
"They know it was me," Annette told herself as she waited in the shop.
Howard had never been to the island. He chewed his lip.
Alma could tell that Kathryn was completely normal. She opened the door to the bedroom.
As soon as Easter started, Alexander bit his fingernails.
Ron staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
It was a long way to the planet. Jessie stopped and raised her hands.
On Monday, Joel always made a stand.
It was a typical afternoon in the bus stop. Mae smiled knowingly.
Ricky had come to the submarine prepared. He was here to meet the guitarist.
Max put down the skateboard carefully.
Pauline knew that the lizard was circumspect.
The waiting room was flooded.
Lord Jamesmount was eating in the sauna.
Herman felt that Theodore was strong-willed.
There had never been a DJ quite like Toni Gonzál ez, and she knew it.
Ida went over the plan. It was going to be a momentous evening.
Randy was delighted to be alive.
Going to the sea was a bad idea. Andrea scratched her hand.
Gail hoped that Jeanette was coming to Easter.
Someone had invited a dolphin to the party. Steven knew it wouldn't end well.
Chester was the best knight in town.
Julian could see that the fraudster was sensitive.
Francis could see that Oscar was a matador. He tried not to smile.
Love was in the air. Constance opened the door.
When Jean arrived at Christmas, Shelly booed her.
When Bryan opened the door Mrs. Young looked up from her book.
If the dentist didn't arrive soon, Beatrice didn't know what she would do.
When Brian arrived at his grand opening, everyone fainted.
Edith had invited a welder to her funeral. She knew what to do.
The seal was on the loose. Claire tried to remain calm.
Javier opened the door to the lounge room. The stench was overwhelming.
Lady Pitcrag was in one of her moods.
After spending a night under a bridge, April was relieved to see her wife.
It was a bleak, wintery evening. Mabel struggled to breathe as she led the dancer into the wine cellar.
The music coming from the bedroom made Rachel uneasy.
It started like any other night in the travel agent. Carolyn whistled nonchalantly.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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