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Zeo shielded his eyes against the light.
When Karl arrived at his grand opening, everyone gasped.
It was a beautiful evening. Jennie was at the bakery.
There had never been a busker quite like Charlene Davis, and she knew it.
It was a gloomy morning. Matthew gripped his sandwich as he led the butler into the barn.
Smoke was in the air. Calvin smiled knowingly.
The juggler opened the door, and led Gilbert inside.
"Today is the day," Erica told herself as she waited in the kitchen.
As soon as Easter started, Bartholomew took a bite of his celery stick.
Rafael could tell that James was a guru. He tried not to smile.
Going to the beach was a great idea. Willard cracked open another beer.
Melissa walked into the office and glanced at Hilda. "You make me exercise," she said.
Dora had come to New York prepared. She was here to meet the hypnotist.
Madison had been expecting Sonia for four days. She checked her watch.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Trisoo waited for the battle to begin.
Lena was worried that Kimberly was coming to Christmas.
Monica enjoyed the feeling of power. It was going to be a long morning.
When Wilma opened the door Mrs. Hill looked up from her book.
If the bandit didn't arrive soon, Lydia didn't know what she would do.
For as long as Jenny could remember, she'd wanted to be a goldsmith.
Jon opened the door to the waiting room. The smell was surprisingly pleasant.
Jeffrey could see that the astronaut was crazy.
When the moon came up, Erika knew it was time to sleep.
Lady Rebecca was in one of her moods.
On Friday, Diane made out.
Someone had invited a pony to the funeral. Elmer knew what to do.
It started like any other afternoon in the nuclear power-plant. Louise crouched and tied her laces.
Lady Kingshore was waiting in the wine cellar.
Tommy had invited a whale to his wedding. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Ellen fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Lena could feel her life slipping away.
After spending a night in hospital, Melanie was relieved to see her husband.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Vera checked her reflection.
It was a dark and lonely fall night. Grace was at school.
The sound of the baby crying made Katrina want to cry.
Lord Troy was eating in the living room.
Kirk was standing. He chewed his lip.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Steve told himself as he waited in the office.
When Alan arrived at Easter, everyone cried.
Deu waited for the battle to begin.
Holly had been expecting Pearl for two hours. She took a long sip of her tea.
Kyle knew that Charlie was small-thinking.
Eddie had never been to the woods. He checked his watch.
There had never been a chief of police quite like Wayne Morris, and he knew it.
Baetalur shielded her eyes against the light.
The priest opened the door, and led Viola inside.
Lord Culgarth was in one of his moods.
Kenneth walked into the conservatory and looked at Debbie. "You make me sing," he said.
For as long as Wallace could remember, he'd wanted to be a cheesemaker.
When rain began, Troy knew it was time to sleep.
If the detective didn't arrive soon, Mario didn't know what he would do.
Travis could not see anything.
Someone had invited a tortoise to Thanksgiving. Duane knew it wouldn't end well.
Kay knew that the terrorist was loyal.
Virgil opened the door to the garage. The silence was overwhelming.
When Claude arrived at his funeral, Bobby embraced him.
Yolanda was delighted to be alone.
The chipmunk was on the loose. Isaac panicked.
As soon as the wedding started, Brandy looked at the time.
It started like any other day in the bomb-shelter. Don checked his reflection.
Jennifer could see that Joy was a beekeeper. She tried not to worry.
Gladys was behind the bikeshed. She had a flute in her hand.
Going to the stream was a bad idea. Edward went over the plan.
Joann was angry that no one was coming to her party.
Eddie grinned.
Smoke was in the air. Micheal waited.
Terri could see that the lion was unpatriotic.
Terrance closed his eyes and took a breath. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
Jo was growing. She whistled nonchalantly.
Lady Katrina was in one of her moods.
When Karen arrived at Easter, everyone laughed.
When Roy opened the door Mr. Frederick son looked up from his work.
The noises coming from the office made Kevin hopeful.
For as long as Jessie could remember, she'd wanted to be a bodyguard.
Joel could see that Johnnie was young. He opened the door to the cloakroom.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Balis shielded her eyes against the blast.
The sound of the chainsaw made Theodore laugh.
Yolanda opened the door to the corridor. Her senses were overwhelmed.
On Wednesday, Tina made up.
After spending a night in the airport, Billie was relieved to see her home.
It was a brilliant evening. Caroline was at the zoo.
Sharon opened the door to the library. She struggled to breathe.
"It's going to be okay," Carolyn told herself as she waited in the cathedral.
Herbert had come to the liferaft alone. He was here to meet the impersonator.
Tracy walked into the lobby and glanced at Leona. "You make me happy," she said.
The matador opened the door, and led Nina inside.
There had never been an archer quite like Ethel Stuart, and she knew it.
Floyd had been expecting Fernando for four days. He knew it wasn't too late.
Georgia meditated. It was going to be a special night.
Diana was at the skateboard park. She had a flower in her hand.
Someone had invited a bunny to Thanksgiving. Elizabeth knew what to do.
When Enrique arrived at his party, everyone embraced him.
Susan chewed some gum.
Kurt put down the croissant carefully.
Lord Ashvale was in one of his moods.
It was a rain-swept Sunday night. Andrew set aside his tea as he led the matador into the bedroom.
Sean could tell that Carlos was a coach. He tried not to worry.
For as long as Erica could remember, she'd wanted to be a bodyguard.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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