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As soon as the grand opening started, Louise shrugged.
Alvin knew that Hugh was upright.
Wendy had come to England prepared. She was here to meet the chemist.
It was a hot and humid Sunday night. Sharon was in the deli.
Fred was in the lighthouse. He had a spoon in his hand.
When Lucille arrived at Christmas, Tiffany fainted.
Kathy had invited a wolf to her funeral. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Oscar put down the guitar slowly.
Jennie had been waiting for Gail for hours. She meditated.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
The sound of hammering made Amy laugh.
The smoke coming from the bedroom made Derrick uneasy.
The executioner opened the door, and led Wayne inside.
Lord Glassbourne was in one of his moods.
Bill questioned his plan.
The tiger was on the loose. Christine panicked.
After spending a night under a bridge, Renee was relieved to see her car.
Leo opened the door to the dining room. The smell was unmistakable.
Venuork shielded his eyes against the light.
Going to the beach was a great idea. Allison wanted a banana.
Melanie opened the door to the control room. She struggled to breathe.
June walked into the wardrobe and looked at Velma. "You make me feel good," she said.
When Bobbie-Sue opened the door Mr. Young looked up from his work.
Chaend leaned into the wind.
Brenda could see that Anna was helpful. She opened the door to the lobby.
Hector had never been to the gully. He hoped for a miracle.
Darryl could see that Perry was a taxidermist. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Leonard was climbing. He chewed his lip.
Deanna wiped the sweat from her brow. It was going to be a momentous night.
Christy had come to Japan alone. She was here to meet the dancer.
Anne was disappointed that June was coming to Thanksgiving.
It was a misty night. Ben was in the backyard.
Stacy could see that the missionary was cynical.
Jeanette staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Glenn was the best stunt double in town.
Antonio had invited a sheep to his funeral. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Rosa felt that Kelly was venomous.
When the sun rose, Perry knew it was time to move on.
There had never been a firefighter quite like Dustin Parker, and he knew it.
Jeanne put down the fishcake slowly.
Phillip was in the basement. He had a bottle in his hand.
The garage was ready.
Going to the forest was a terrible idea. George laughed to himself.
Gleeb shielded his eyes against the light.
It was a long way to the cave. Mary stopped and took a sip of her cocktail.
Lance was suprised to be alone.
Andrea checked her reflection.
Helen had been waiting for Josephine for three hours. She chewed her lip.
Ross could see that Allan was a DJ. He tried not to laugh.
Denise had come to Beijing alone. She was here to meet the scout.
Beatrice could not see anything.
When Marion arrived at Christmas, everyone ignored her.
Harry opened the door to the cloakroom. He buttoned up his jacket.
Natalie could tell that Laura-May was trusting. She opened the door to the dining room.
For as long as Bonnie could remember, she'd wanted to be a spy.
"This is crazy," Cathy told herself as she waited in the mirror.
The sound of snoring made Katie want to scream.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Shirley smiled knowingly.
It was a bitter, endless night. Clifford was in the cathedral.
Sally was the best dogcatcher around.
Courtney opened the door to the lounge room. She had dreamed of this moment.
George was sharing. He tried to hide.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Ross sucked his teeth.
There had never been a farmer quite like Mary-Jo Tremblay, and she knew it.
It was a crisp afternoon. Brad took a sip of his beer as he led the court jester into the barn.
When Ryan opened the door Mr. Wil son looked up from his book.
Brian could see that the chicken was nervous.
Ronald had never been to the creek. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
The mechanic opened the door, and led Sylvia inside.
The chimpanzee was on the loose. Manuel panicked.
Gina was in the hole. She had a spoon in her hand.
On Tuesday, Jim-Bob made an effort.
Bruce felt that the knight was certain.
Charles walked into the chapel and looked at Tiffany. "You make me spin," he said.
If the politician didn't arrive soon, Carlos didn't know what he would do.
Craig knew that Cecil was petty.
Spuoldidom shielded his eyes against the light.
After spending a night on a plane, Sherri was relieved to see her husband.
The music coming from the barn made Lynn hopeful.
Lady Kingland was in one of her moods.
Shelly could see that Grace was a technician. She tried not to smile.
Philip had invited a hedgehog to Easter. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Valerie had been waiting for Carrie for days. She put down her plate.
For as long as Donna could remember, she'd wanted to be a cheesemaker.
Someone had invited a chicken to the funeral. Alan knew it wouldn't end well.
When Martin arrived at his party, Roberto laughed at him.
Giloubim waited for the battle to begin.
Felicia could see that Helen was mealymouthed. She opened the door to the stable.
Smoke was in the air. Marcus waited.
As soon as Christmas started, Margaret took a sip of her lemonade.
The dressmaker opened the door, and led Miriam inside.
It was a long way to the beach. Herman stopped and went over the plan.
There had never been an impersonator quite like Velma Young, and she knew it.
"Just be yourself," Scott told himself as he waited in the bomb-shelter.
Randall lit a cigarette.
When Ben arrived at his grand opening, everyone fainted.
Samuel was the best sheepshearer around.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Lord Calvin was in one of his moods.
On Monday, Cynthia always made love.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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