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Lord Dustcoombe was in one of his moods.
The studio was dark and oddly quiet.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Agnes lit a cigarette.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Beth was relieved to see her home.
When Rita opened the door Mr. Wright looked up from his book.
On Sunday, Darren always made out.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
It was a long way to the forest. Eleanor stopped and nodded to the webmaster.
Clayton opened the door to the bathroom. The odour was overwhelming.
Jessica could feel her life slipping away.
Eddie whistled nonchalantly. It was going to be a long day.
Wranoa Gold-eater raised her shield.
Dawn was cycling. She chewed some gum.
When Debra arrived at her wedding, Pauline cried.
The chipmunk was on the loose. Gloria knew exactly what to do.
It was a typical evening in the nuclear power-plant. Stacy straightened her clothes.
Manuel had invited a wolf to his party. He knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a beautiful - Months morning. Pamela was in the temple.
Theresa opened the door to the corridor. She knew it wasn't too late.
Dorothy was delighted to be alive.
The surgeon opened the door, and led Lucille inside.
Smoke was in the air. Seth smiled knowingly.
Jose had come to the windmill prepared. He was here to meet the police officer.
The music coming from the guest room made Joe uneasy.
"Today is the day," Andre told himself as he waited in the basement.
Walter was in the shop. He had a toothbrush in his hand.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Dawn hesitant.
Someone had invited a puppy to the wedding. Diane knew it wouldn't end well.
When Arthur arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone ignored him.
Marion had never been to the lake. She took a long sip of her ale.
When Corey opened the door Mr. Samp son looked up from his book.
Vincent could feel his heart beating.
Keith felt that the duck was freewheeling.
For as long as Ashley could remember, she'd wanted to be a surgeon.
Audrey shrugged.
There had never been a deputy quite like Andrew Harris, and he knew it.
Ivan felt that the tattooist was peaceful.
Louis opened the door to the outhouse. The smell was unmistakable.
Jo-Ellen raised her hands. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
Vicki felt that Bobbi-Jo was lovable.
It was a brilliant evening. Carl was in the bomb-shelter.
Kathleen could tell that Annette was a beekeeper. She tried not to smile.
Miralti Bondbreaker raised his fist.
Glenda was the best reporter around.
Herao arose from slumber.
Jared was relieved that no one was coming to his wedding.
Tom could not hear anything.
Timothy put down the skateboard carefully.
If the firefighter didn't arrive soon, Tammy didn't know what she would do.
Betty had never been to the lake. She rubbed her hands together.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Luis looked at the time.
As soon as the party started, Grace wanted a friend.
When Craig arrived at his grand opening, Angel ignored him.
It was a typical January night. Ethel buttoned up her jacket as she led the botanist into the wardrobe.
Brandy opened the door to the conservatory. She lit a cigarette.
Max was cycling. He enjoyed the feeling of power.
Terry could tell that Lonnie was amazing. He opened the door to the sauna.
Qiniol shielded her eyes against the light.
The bathroom was dark and oddly quiet.
Viola walked into the garage and glanced at Melvin. "You make me happy," she said.
When Lorraine opened the door Mrs. Davis looked up from her work.
For as long as Marsha could remember, she'd wanted to be a coach.
When the sun rose, Patrick knew it was time to move on.
Shirley knew that the duck was superstitious.
Someone had invited a dinosaur to the wedding. Melissa knew the fun was about to begin.
Lawrence was in the cafe. He had a carrot in his hand.
Maurice opened the door to the library. His senses were overwhelmed.
The torturer opened the door, and led Renee inside.
Frederick could see that Jonathan was a meteorologist. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Chester had come to France prepared. He was here to meet the pilot.
Anita twiddled her thumbs. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
Alex was the best clown who ever lived.
If the shipwright didn't arrive soon, Hector didn't know what he would do.
Denise hoped that the wizard was sulky.
It was a wild, stormy May night. Gregory was in the observatory.
"It's now or never," Stephanie told herself as she waited in the hair salon.
It was a long way to the river. Greg stopped and nodded to the firefighter.
Angela was disappointed that no one was coming to her party.
When Clifton arrived at Christmas, Norman cried.
Dolores was crawling. She looked at the time.
Terrence could tell that Kyle was glamorous. He opened the door to the garage.
Lady Fullercoombe was sitting in the bathroom.
Allan was delighted to be alive.
The smell coming from the kitchen made Leona hopeful.
It was a clear and cloudless morning. Travis straightened his hair as he led the professor into the classroom.
Emma put down the muffin carefully.
When Ted arrived at his grand opening, everyone laughed at him.
Wilma had been expecting Kristen for six days. She raised her hands.
Jeffrey felt that Larry was conciliatory.
Love was in the air. Ivan opened the door.
Peter had invited a dinosaur to his party. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Lady Margie was sitting in the studio.
Carlos opened the door to the garage. He took a sip of his whiskey.
Peggy opened the door to the office. She had dreamed of this moment.
There had never been a construction worker quite like Ricky Baker, and he knew it.
The peddlar opened the door, and led David inside.
As soon as the grand opening started, Dan chewed some gum.
Rushae Spaceskin raised her fist.
Allen walked into the laundry and looked at William. "You make me yawn," he said.
After spending a night in hell, Beverly was relieved to see her husband.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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