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There had never been a clockmaker quite like Judy Lewis, and she knew it.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Darrell opened the door.
Ramona had come to Ireland alone. She was here to meet the senator.
Gina chewed her lip.
It was a night full of promise. Victoria was at the train station.
If the clerk didn't arrive soon, Mary-Jo didn't know what she would do.
Brittany was paying. She buttoned up her jacket.
When Bartholomew arrived at his wedding, everyone ignored him.
Sylialis waited for the battle to begin.
Going to the hill was a foolhardy idea. Joan looked at the time.
Mario had invited a crab to Christmas. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Alice opened the door to the kitchen. She shuddered in anticipation.
"All's well that ends well," Debra told herself as she waited down the well.
It was a long way to the forest. Holly stopped and took a sip of her Dr. Pepper.
Martha staggered in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Lord Edwin was in one of his moods.
Armando opened the door to the office. He could not believe what he saw.
June was outside the window. She had a hairbrush in her hand.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Gabriel knew that the alligator was offhand.
When Nicole opened the door Mr. Carter looked up from his book.
After spending a night under a bridge, Marvin was relieved to see his home.
William walked into the corridor and looked at Eleanor. "You make me cry," he said.
For as long as Dan could remember, he'd wanted to be a captain.
Justin put down the ukulele slowly.
The smell coming from the laundry made Gene uneasy.
Joann giggled to herself. It was going to be a tough morning.
Lauren knew that no one was coming to her wedding.
The sound of the waterfall made Andrea want to cry.
When Lucy arrived at her party, everyone cried.
Someone had invited a dog to the funeral. Basil knew it wouldn't end well.
Cory could see that Billy was despicable. He opened the door to the classroom.
Bertha was suprised to be floating.
If the inventor didn't arrive soon, Christina didn't know what she would do.
Going to the gully was a good idea. Philip enjoyed the feeling of power.
Wesley had been waiting for Jeffery for hours. He set aside his phone.
It was a long and sleepless night. Dana was in the basement.
Brandon was the best bandit who ever lived.
There had never been a shepherd quite like Jay Martin ez, and he knew it.
Reirka leaned into the wind.
When Willard arrived at his wedding, Rose embraced him.
Irma opened the door to the outhouse. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Tony hoped that Micheal was easily discouraged.
"This is crazy," Elly-May told herself as she waited in the deli.
Doris staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
When rain stopped, Charlotte knew it was time to sleep.
It was a typical evening in the aquarium. Nora giggled to herself.
Lena hoped that the badger was fuming.
The bright light coming from the wardrobe made Tiffany hopeful.
When Crystal opened the door Mr. Tremblay looked up from his book.
Lord Dave was reading in the laundry.
On Thursday, Laura-May always made connections.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Philip waited.
After spending a night on a train, Joy was relieved to see her father.
As soon as the funeral started, Dwayne hoped for a miracle.
The merchant opened the door, and led Elaine inside.
Ronnie was glad that everyone was coming to Easter.
Lloyd could see that Allen was a dancer. He tried not to feel intimidated.
The sound of the car horn made Christine want to cry.
Carrie had never been to the volcano. She checked her reflection.
Charlie opened the door to the bedroom. He smiled knowingly.
Violet took a sip of her lemonade. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
Keliu Fearharvest raised his axe.
Ruben had invited a dogcatcher to Easter. He knew what to do.
Brycka arose from slumber.
The monkey was on the prowl. Kimberly pretended not to notice.
It was a evening full of promise. Phillip was in the supermarket.
There had never been a bartender quite like Harvey Smith, and he knew it.
Milton opened the door to the cell. He could not believe what he saw.
Mae twiddled her thumbs.
Morris walked into the laundry and glanced at Tamara. "You make me a better person," he said.
Gloria was over the fence. She had a phone in her hand.
Bobbie had been waiting for Lorraine for two days. She lit a cigarette.
It was a long way to the reef. Sherry stopped and took a long sip of her strawberry milkshake.
When Wilma arrived at her party, Sonia fainted.
Leah was the best waiter in town.
Gretchoo shielded her eyes against the sun.
The living room was the perfect location.
Tracy fumbled in the darkness. The walls were damp.
It started like any other evening in the zoo. Ana chewed her lip.
For as long as Richard could remember, he'd wanted to be a butcher.
When Brett arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone laughed at him.
The sound of the bagpipes made Eleanor want to cry.
Loretta put down the skateboard carefully.
Tina could feel her life slipping away.
When the moon came up, Andre knew it was time to sleep.
Stacey was farting. She checked her phone.
The noises coming from the cell made Jane hopeful.
Linda swallowed nervously.
Maurice could tell that Eugene was a terrorist. He tried not to laugh.
Joshua could see that the panda was charismatic.
Perau Joyring raised his sword.
Mary-Lou could see that Eva was rowdy.
Henry could tell that Chris was shy. He opened the door to the classroom.
Edith hoped that the diver was tall.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
As soon as the funeral started, Don buttoned up his jacket.
Bobbie-Sue opened the door to the lounge room. The stench was overwhelming.
The servant opened the door, and led Margaret inside.
Lady Tamara was in one of her moods.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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