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The undertaker opened the door, and led Jim inside.
Lord Walklaw was in one of his moods.
Jeffery felt that the goat was witty.
Roland was relieved that no one was coming to his funeral.
Stella fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
When Bertha opened the door Mr. Coleman looked up from his work.
Jenny was suprised to be alone.
Nathan opened the door to the sauna. The silence was overwhelming.
"No one suspects a thing," Thelma told herself as she waited in the playground.
Timothy had invited a kitten to his wedding. He knew the fun was about to begin.
A sense of magic was in the air. Dan smiled knowingly.
There had never been a shaman quite like Eva Baker, and she knew it.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
Going to the volcano was a great idea. Ana scratched her hand.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Gloria took a bite of her slice of pizza.
It was a long way to the cave. Derrick stopped and straightened his hair.
On Friday, Philip made friends.
Joanne knew that Janet was obedient.
When rain stopped, Donna knew it was time to run.
It was a clear and cloudless June night. Calvin was at the football stadium.
Juan was farting. He scratched his hand.
The bright light coming from the classroom made Cindy hopeful.
Terrance walked into the bedroom and looked at Frances. "You make me succeed," he said.
Daryl wanted to find peace. It was going to be a tough evening.
Someone had invited a porcupine to Easter. Velma knew the fun was about to begin.
Brandy bit her fingernails.
The office was covered in blood.
Madison opened the door to the laundry. She struggled to breathe.
"This is crazy," Danielle told herself as she waited under the mountain.
Georgia was suprised to be floating.
Betty opened the door to the wardrobe. She had dreamed of this moment.
Javier felt that the referee was resentful.
Vuargibet shielded his eyes against the sun.
If the swineherd didn't arrive soon, Kathy didn't know what she would do.
When Alicia opened the door Mr. Green looked up from his book.
The hamster was on the loose. Leonard panicked.
Constance could tell that Doris was a magician. She tried not to smile.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Paula want to cry.
On Saturday, Roger made art.
Katie put down the chair carefully.
Bob felt that Jonathan was mawkish.
When Norma arrived at Christmas, Beverly stared in disbelief.
Wendy had come to Paris prepared. She was here to meet the yodeler.
There had never been a pawnbroker quite like Phyllis Nel son, and she knew it.
Judy knew that everyone was coming to Easter.
It was a long way to the forest. Ellen stopped and smiled.
It was a long and sleepless night. Rafael went over the plan as he led the winemaker into the laundry.
Ken had been waiting for Rodney for three hours. He put down his bagel.
The chapel was covered in blood.
Lady Christy was reading in the sauna.
Tru waited for the battle to begin.
Going to the valley was a nice idea. Tamara lit a cigarette.
Potsheve Faithstorm raised her shield.
The smell coming from the lounge room made Billy-Bob uneasy.
Arnold was the best oracle in town.
After spending a night under a bridge, Constance was relieved to see her car.
For as long as Alice could remember, she'd wanted to be a pilot.
Eleanor opened the door to the basement. She checked her reflection.
As soon as the grand opening started, Claudia enjoyed the feeling of power.
Karen was at the mall. She had a hammer in her hand.
Georgia was delighted to be alone.
Kyle fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
The historian opened the door, and led Regina inside.
It was a lazy Tuesday evening. Gwendolyn was in the supermarket.
Eddie had never been to the creek. He bit his fingernails.
Cody could tell that Mario was dirty. He opened the door to the dining room.
When Kent arrived at Thanksgiving, Leslie rushed to see him.
On Thursday, Claude made a kite.
Joyce walked into the classroom and looked at Tyler. "You make me tell the truth," she said.
Bruce had invited a dinosaur to his party. He knew what to do.
When the moon came up, April knew it was time to sleep.
Edgar felt that the fish was well-meaning.
Laura put down the ball nervously.
It was a long way to the sea. Julio stopped and went over the plan.
"You can do this," Roberta told herself as she waited in the closet.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Ken opened the door.
Willard took a bite of his bratwurst.
If the gladiator didn't arrive soon, Marian didn't know what she would do.
Max was the best bodyguard in town.
Going to the mountain was a bad idea. Aaron bit his fingernails.
Wayne could feel his life slipping away.
Alicia opened the door to the pantry. The silence was overwhelming.
As soon as the wedding started, Ronnie gripped his screwdriver.
Dwight was praying. He knew it was too late.
Cindy was worried that Georgia was coming to Christmas.
The smoke coming from the cloakroom made Peter hopeful.
Harold checked his watch. It was going to be a special day.
Edward opened the door to the attic. He enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Grace hoped that Samantha was magnanimous.
Pereu leaned into the wind.
It was a chilly winter afternoon. Oscar took a bite of his muffin as he led the captain into the bathroom.
The classroom was covered in blood.
Presiam shielded his eyes against the blast.
Lorraine could not see anything.
Nelson hoped that the shaman was caring.
Olga staggered in the gloom. The walls were damp.
Lord Carcaster was eating in the dungeon.
Lori had never been to the mountain. She ground her teeth.
When Paula arrived at her party, Christina cried.
Tiffany was suprised to be floating.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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