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Lucille was suprised to be alive.
It was a fun spring morning. Vera was in the basement.
For as long as Leah could remember, she'd wanted to be a chemist.
Lady Pearl was reading in the dining room.
Sandra opened the door to the armory. She had dreamed of this moment.
When Jo-Ellen opened the door Mr. Brooks looked up from his work.
As soon as the funeral started, Harold wiped the sweat from his brow.
When Kenneth arrived at his wedding, everyone cried.
Tanya had been waiting for Shannon for six hours. She scratched her hand.
Lonnie fumbled in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
On Sunday, Tina always made up.
The goose was on the loose. Julio pretended not to notice.
The chauffeur opened the door, and led Johnnie inside.
When the sun rose, Jeremy knew it was time to move on.
The sound of snoring made Charlotte want to scream.
Someone had invited a koala to the party. Vivian knew it wouldn't end well.
Mary-Jo was leaving. She checked her phone.
Marilyn could feel her heart beating.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Alicia smiled knowingly.
Elizabeth opened the door to the garage. She put down her cocktail.
"You deserve this," Marcus told himself as he waited on the window sill.
Tonya felt that the chipmunk was quirky.
Morbia leaned into the wind.
It started like any other morning in the attic. Jane cracked open another beer.
Herbert put down the kite nervously.
Tammy hoped that the truck driver was annoyed.
There had never been a knight quite like Reginald Powell, and he knew it.
Hector could not see anything.
When Cory arrived at Easter, Elaine booed him.
Dennis could see that Zachary was patient. He opened the door to the dungeon.
For as long as Dale could remember, he'd wanted to be a dentist.
Eileen nodded to the editor.
Ramona had been waiting for Alma for five days. She questioned her plan.
Alberto was the best clerk in town.
As soon as the funeral started, Jeff took a sip of his chocolate milk.
When Mary arrived at her grand opening, Lucy cried.
Gene could see that Jack was a waiter. He tried not to laugh.
Alfredo was at the wax museum. He had a hairbrush in his hand.
Wreickula shielded her eyes against the blast.
It was a long way to the ocean. Herbert stopped and looked at the time.
The waiting room was the perfect location.
Allison was relieved that no one was coming to Christmas.
On Wednesday, Sherri made promises.
The sound of the angle-grinder made Karl angry.
If the sniper didn't arrive soon, Sonia didn't know what she would do.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Keith bit his fingernails. It was going to be a tough day.
Eugene was delighted to be floating.
Beverly could not feel anything.
Dori Singrinder raised his shield.
Oscar put down the hot dog nervously.
When rain stopped, Terrence knew it was time to sleep.
Alfred had never been to the sea. He took a sip of his daiquiri.
Marc was waiting. He checked his watch.
"Maybe no one will notice," Gladys told herself as she waited at the door.
Smoke was in the air. Gary opened the door.
Someone had invited a spider to Thanksgiving. Laura knew it wouldn't end well.
Lady Rosa was reading in the waiting room.
Leonard opened the door to the corridor. The silence was overwhelming.
Lord Kinhirst was sitting in the bedroom.
Allison felt that the magistrate was perverse.
When Scott arrived at his wedding, Allen gasped.
After spending a night on a plane, Sergio was relieved to see his husband.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Debbie stopped and lowered her gaze.
Going to the river was a good idea. Marcus closed his eyes and took a breath.
It was a foggy autumn evening. Lauren lit a cigarette as she led the personal trainer into the sauna.
Nicole could see that the wolf was high-handed.
Tina ground her teeth.
Pauline had been expecting Joan for hours. She smiled.
As soon as Christmas started, Bobby closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
George was delighted to be floating.
Huedulex leaned into the wind.
For as long as Angela could remember, she'd wanted to be a teacher.
On Sunday, Casey always made a decision.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Nelson opened the door to the laundry. He scratched his hand.
The sound of the chickens made Martin want to scream.
The bright light coming from the basement made Kristina uneasy.
Heather was the best torturer in town.
When the sun rose, Kay knew it was time to move on.
There had never been a swordsmith quite like Willie Lee, and he knew it.
When Jim opened the door Mr. Harris looked up from his book.
Eilea shielded his eyes against the sun.
Elaine walked into the wine cellar and glanced at Hector. "You make me jealous," she said.
Bobby took a bite of his croissant. It was going to be a special morning.
Lord Derek was eating in the bedroom.
Amanda hoped that Eva was coming to her wedding.
A sense of magic was in the air. Debra opened the door.
The butcher opened the door, and led Veronica inside.
Someone had invited a whale to the funeral. Sherry knew the fun was about to begin.
As soon as the grand opening started, Hazel cracked open another beer.
It was a clear April night. Arthur lowered his gaze as he led the percussionist into the basement.
Rick was in the playground. He had a pickle in his hand.
"No one will ever know," Roy told himself as he waited at the concert.
Going to the cave was a great idea. Patricia scratched her hand.
If the historian didn't arrive soon, Sarah didn't know what she would do.
Nelson could see that Kirk was a clown. He tried not to worry.
After spending a night in jail, Sidney was relieved to see his home.
Francisco was the best detective bar none.
When Heather arrived at her funeral, everyone laughed at her.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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