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The drug dealer opened the door, and led Dean inside.
Lord Pontshore was eating in the closet.
If the spy didn't arrive soon, Robin didn't know what she would do.
There had never been a magician quite like Pearl Thomas, and she knew it.
Someone had invited a goat to Easter. Angela knew the fun was about to begin.
Smoke was in the air. Joan opened the door.
Brandy opened the door to the outhouse. She had dreamed of this moment.
On Wednesday, Lynn made peace.
It was a long way to the island. Violet stopped and grimaced.
Johnny was relieved that Bernard was coming to Christmas.
As soon as the grand opening started, Erika took a sip of her diet Coke.
Darrell scratched his hand.
Walter opened the door to the lobby. He took a bite of his candy-bar.
Tyler could see that the cat was meticulous.
Nicholas knew that the lawyer was wishful.
Ashley was the best barber who ever lived.
Jimmy could see that Jamie was compassionate.
After spending a night on a train, Jorge was relieved to see his car.
For as long as Howard could remember, he'd wanted to be a detective.
It was a busy autumn afternoon. Pearl was in the garden.
The panda was on the prowl. Irma panicked.
When Ray arrived at Christmas, everyone fainted.
Rhonda was acting. She took a long sip of her punch.
Leroy could tell that Todd was a wedding planner. He tried not to smile.
Psaiyre waited for the battle to begin.
Lady Toni was in one of her moods.
When Earl opened the door Mrs. Brooks looked up from her work.
The attic was the perfect location.
The smoke coming from the studio made Ben uneasy.
Annie walked into the library and glanced at Barbara. "You make me jump," she said.
Brad was glad that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
Someone had invited a kangaroo to Christmas. Kirk knew it wouldn't end well.
Aaron opened the door to the sauna. He was afraid of what he might find.
Kathy staggered in the gloom. The walls were damp.
When Mario arrived at Easter, Lori rushed to see him.
Marvin was suprised to be alone.
On Thursday, June made sandwiches.
"You deserve this," Chester told himself as he waited at the wax museum.
Ieckau shielded her eyes against the light.
It was a dark and stormy morning. Sheila was in the waiting room.
Miriam could see that the tiger was prim.
Emma had been expecting Jeanette for three hours. She took a bite of her croissant.
As soon as the grand opening started, Gordon crouched and tied his laces.
Janet had never been to the bay. She straightened her clothes.
The sound of the violin made Tyrone laugh.
There had never been a plumber quite like Jennifer Brown, and she knew it.
After spending a night in hospital, Ben was relieved to see his husband.
Jeanne had invited a zebra to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
If the chef didn't arrive soon, Carole didn't know what she would do.
For as long as Paula could remember, she'd wanted to be a psychiatrist.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Wayne looked at the time.
When Alexander arrived at Thanksgiving, Fernando laughed.
The smell coming from the laundry made Dale uneasy.
Pauline hoped that the missionary was ugly.
Edwin was at school. He had a sandwich in his hand.
Joy could see that Priscilla was popular.
Richard struggled to breathe. It was going to be a long afternoon.
Olga had come to Hong Kong prepared. She was here to meet the beautician.
Fenui waited for the battle to begin.
"Show no mercy," Mark told himself as he waited in the deli.
Nancy hoped that Marsha was coming to Christmas.
The library was locked.
Going to the river was a nice idea. Clifton lit a cigarette.
Jaime was the best impersonator bar none.
It was a busy evening. Theodore was in the bomb-shelter.
It was a clear and cloudless August night. Leona closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette as she led the dentist into the bedroom.
George was delighted to be free.
It was a long way to the mountain. Alicia stopped and questioned her decision.
When Barbara opened the door Mrs. Smith looked up from her work.
Jesse had been expecting Isaac for four hours. He took a bite of his hot dog.
Johnny opened the door to the corridor. He took a sip of his Guinness.
As soon as Easter started, Hector checked his phone.
Sherry put down the fishcake carefully.
Jason opened the door to the bathroom. He was afraid of what he might find.
Gabriel had invited a ventriloquist to his grand opening. He knew what to do.
Floyd snapped his fingers.
If the lumberjack didn't arrive soon, Alfredo didn't know what he would do.
There had never been a shaman quite like Marion Washington, and she knew it.
Audrey walked into the cell and looked at Micheal. "You make me laugh," she said.
Lord Aberbridge was in one of his moods.
When Ray arrived at his party, Terry booed him.
Kleidon Bloodbreaker raised his sword.
Billie was calling. She raised her hands.
The sound of the helicopter leaving made Bobbi-Jo want to scream.
Viola had come to Hong Kong alone. She was here to meet the spy.
Kathryn knew that the dolphin was scholarly.
Tony was at the casino. He had a bottle in his hand.
When rain began, Jane knew it was time to run.
Ralph could see that Claude was tolerant. He opened the door to the garage.
Farmu shielded her eyes against the light.
After spending a night in the airport, Milton was relieved to see his mother.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Lauren stopped and snapped her fingers.
Aaron knew that Derek was preoccupied.
The smoke coming from the waiting room made Oscar uneasy.
Brent was the best miner who ever lived.
Someone had invited a crocodile to the wedding. Carrie knew it wouldn't end well.
Lady Nina was eating in the corridor.
Robert had been expecting Harry for three hours. He took a bite of his pickle.
It was a hot February evening. Walter was in the deli.
Helen could see that the shepherd was charmless.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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