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Dianne put down the bread-stick nervously.
After spending a night on the street, Cathy was relieved to see her wife.
For as long as Christina could remember, she'd wanted to be a cook.
Velma opened the door to the cell. She took a long sip of her cocktail.
Lady Glassthorpe was eating in the dining room.
The sound of polystyrene scraping made Gene want to cry.
Danielle could see that Judith was an astronaut. She tried not to worry.
As soon as Christmas started, Dwight nodded to the bodyguard.
Lord Cecil was eating in the dungeon.
It was a tumultuous night. Frances was in the corner.
When Becky arrived at her funeral, everyone laughed.
Julio opened the door to the basement. He could not believe what he saw.
Lady Malderworth was in one of her moods.
It was a long way to the pond. Edgar stopped and took a bite of his apple.
Kathleen felt that the raccoon was lustful.
There had never been a sleuth quite like Lance Lee, and he knew it.
Gladys felt that the broker was rigid.
The guest room was ready.
Roger hoped for a miracle. It was going to be a tough night.
Going to the woods was a foolhardy idea. Danny looked at the time.
Bob shuddered in anticipation.
Lord Sergio was in one of his moods.
On Friday, Agnes always made babies.
Courtney had invited a pony to her funeral. She knew what to do.
Josephine could feel her life slipping away.
If the scout didn't arrive soon, Jose didn't know what he would do.
It was a foggy Monday night. Carl tried to hide as he led the clockmaker into the cell.
It was a typical day in the bakery. Amy took a sip of her egg nog.
Perry put down the skateboard nervously.
When Pauline arrived at Easter, everyone ignored her.
Albert hoped that Russell was amiable.
When wolves began to howl, Lillian knew it was time to run.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Natalie angry.
Tina had never been to the cave. She nodded to the juggler.
After spending a night in the airport, Byron was relieved to see his mother.
The innkeeper opened the door, and led Violet inside.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Ted had been waiting for Everett for six days. He looked at the time.
Cassandra was disappointed that everyone was coming to her grand opening.
The ant was on the prowl. Andrea panicked.
Shasoo arose from slumber.
Eult Bonesword raised his sword.
Bryan was in the prison. He had a fork in his hand.
Kathy was looking. She raised her hands.
Lois fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Randall could tell that Leslie was a bishop. He tried not to laugh.
Maxine walked into the control room and glanced at Amy. "You make me exercise," she said.
Pauline opened the door to the office. The silence was overwhelming.
Roger knew that the doctor was emotional.
Julia opened the door to the sauna. She smiled knowingly.
Going to the beach was a nice idea. Bob took a long sip of his beer.
"You deserve this," Vernon told himself as he waited in the office.
Steve lit a cigarette. It was going to be a long day.
It was a typical morning in the kitchen. Katrina took a bite of her banana.
Mildred put down the skateboard slowly.
It was a misty fall afternoon. Ashley was in the basement.
Dwayne chuckled to himself.
There had never been a drummer quite like Danielle Baker, and she knew it.
Mary-Lou had invited an impersonator to her wedding. She knew the fun was about to begin.
The music coming from the laundry made Christy uneasy.
After spending a night in the airport, Susan was relieved to see her father.
Sylvia hoped that everyone was coming to Easter.
Veronica was delighted to be free.
It was a long way to the island. Donna stopped and gripped her lemonade.
For as long as Tom could remember, he'd wanted to be a fortune-teller.
Droi shielded her eyes against the sun.
When Marion arrived at her party, Paula gasped.
Lord Charlie was in one of his moods.
Iarau Moonless raised her sword.
When Billy-Bob opened the door Mrs. Brown looked up from her work.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
Lord Ryan was waiting in the cell.
If the guitarist didn't arrive soon, Gail didn't know what she would do.
Someone had invited a kitten to the grand opening. Darren knew the fun was about to begin.
Jean could feel her heart beating.
It started like any other night in the pantry. Hugh nodded to the psychiatrist.
Thelma was at the wax museum. She had a toothbrush in her hand.
On Tuesday, Zachary always made animal sounds.
Monica opened the door to the attic. She lit a cigarette.
Smoke was in the air. Charles waited.
Tina could tell that Priscilla was phlegmatic. She opened the door to the office.
It was a morning full of promise. Lena was at the football stadium.
As soon as the funeral started, Anita bit her fingernails.
Agnes had never been to the valley. She chewed some gum.
The hedgehog was on the loose. Naomi panicked.
Madison set aside her smoothie. It was going to be a special day.
Perry staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Patsy felt that Irma was protective.
Vanessa hoped that the writer was sly.
The archer opened the door, and led Joanne inside.
The sound of the bagpipes made Samuel hesitant.
Courtney opened the door to the bedroom. She had dreamed of this moment.
When Andre arrived at Christmas, everyone embraced him.
Going to the river was a terrible idea. Kirk wanted a cigarette.
After spending a night under a bridge, Don was relieved to see his boss.
Manuel took a bite of his apple.
The noises coming from the office made Nathan hopeful.
Mattie put down the kite slowly.
Joyce could see that Lucille was a butcher. She tried not to laugh.
Urib shielded her eyes against the blast.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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