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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
Cory could feel his life slipping away.
Tommy was the best stonecutter in town.
It was a cold, moonlit Thursday night. Milton was on the window sill.
When George arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed at him.
There had never been a bandit quite like Nancy King, and she knew it.
The smell coming from the laundry made Kim uneasy.
Glistiabet shielded his eyes against the blast.
Cindy had invited a goldfish to her party. She knew what to do.
The carver opened the door, and led Jerry inside.
Lord Darkbourne was in one of his moods.
Juan hoped that Rene was hard working.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Tina lit a cigarette.
If the rabbi didn't arrive soon, Timothy didn't know what he would do.
Stacy opened the door to the pantry. She wanted time to stand still.
When rain stopped, Alfred knew it was time to find shelter.
Beth could see that Carol was an antique dealer. She tried not to worry.
Allison had never been to the forest. She scratched her hand.
Lord Jacob was waiting in the basement.
Leah had come to the windmill alone. She was here to meet the garbage collector.
Peter walked into the closet and glanced at Geraldine. "You make me angry," he said.
Betty could tell that Jenny was glamorous. She opened the door to the lobby.
Melvin was relieved that everyone was coming to Christmas.
When Bob arrived at his grand opening, Alexander gasped.
Norai leaned into the wind.
Phyllis staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
"It's now or never," Rebecca told herself as she waited in the closet.
Gertrude wanted a croissant. It was going to be a fantastic night.
It was a busy spring night. Jim took a long sip of his chai as he led the lighthouse-keeper into the attic.
It was a night full of promise. Calvin was at the train station.
The historian opened the door, and led Jack inside.
The bright light coming from the wardrobe made Danny uneasy.
Gene was delighted to be free.
On Saturday, Mary-Lou made a movie.
Lori straightened her hair.
The sound of dogs barking made Dwight hesitant.
It was a typical afternoon in America. Bobbie-Sue put down her cup.
The puppy had escaped. Madison panicked.
There had never been a sheepshearer quite like Marlene Morris, and she knew it.
Helen opened the door to the closet. The stench was unmistakable.
For as long as Shane could remember, he'd wanted to be a DJ.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Manuel smiled knowingly.
Adoarf shielded her eyes against the blast.
Alberto could see that the camel was unhealthy.
It was a long way to the pond. Gregory stopped and ground his teeth.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
After spending a night in hell, Allen was relieved to see his boss.
Leo was the best biologist who ever lived.
Victoria put down the kite nervously.
Dan knew that Charlie was coming to his funeral.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Alex told himself as he waited in the hospital.
It was a quiet Saturday night. Marshall was at the bakery.
Marcus could not feel anything.
Ralph had never been to the cave. He scratched his hand.
Going to the mountain was a terrible idea. Chester checked his reflection.
If the chicken sexer didn't arrive soon, Geraldine didn't know what she would do.
When Tina arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone welcomed her.
Nathaniel could see that Dennis was a shipwright. He tried not to worry.
Someone had invited a kitten to the party. James knew what to do.
The cat had escaped. Chris pretended not to notice.
Joann knew that Velma was uneasy.
When rain stopped, Constance knew it was time to move on.
As soon as Christmas started, Marvin swallowed nervously.
Mitchell opened the door to the attic. He meditated.
The waiting room was deserted.
Kristin was suprised to be alone.
Lynn opened the door to the stable. She was afraid of what she might find.
The sound of the bagpipes made Mike hesitant.
It was a tumultuous summer evening. Wallace raised his hands as he led the beekeeper into the lounge room.
Lord Pantinge was eating in the dining room.
It was a typical afternoon in the supermarket. Jo-Ellen twiddled her thumbs.
Benjamin was the best coroner who ever lived.
Margie walked into the bathroom and glanced at Delores. "You make me dance," she said.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
Staondi leaned into the wind.
Margaret was at the travel agent. She had a credit card in her hand.
Robin had come to the fort prepared. She was here to meet the paramedic.
For as long as Clayton could remember, he'd wanted to be a clown.
It was a long way to the mountain. Clara stopped and checked her reflection.
Mattie had invited a police officer to Thanksgiving. She knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a wintery Thursday morning. Laurie was in the lighthouse.
Going to the swamp was a foolhardy idea. Kathryn took a bite of her carrot.
Love was in the air. Bruce smiled knowingly.
Cathy chuckled to herself. It was going to be a long afternoon.
Allen chewed some gum.
Someone had invited a monkey to the wedding. Miguel knew the fun was about to begin.
Gertrude could see that Judith was humble. She opened the door to the garage.
Nicole felt that the bank robber was neat.
Julia was sitting. She took a long sip of her chocolate milk.
It was a gloomy night. Gordon nodded to the fashion designer as he led the graphic artist into the barn.
Martha opened the door to the cloakroom. The odour was unbearable.
Marian could see that Amy was pompous.
Christine had never been to the beach. She buttoned up her jacket.
As soon as the grand opening started, Brad laughed to himself.
Greg was relieved that Arthur was coming to Thanksgiving.
On Tuesday, Tom always made medicine.
When the sun rose, Ella knew it was time to run.
Lord Wealdkirk was in one of his moods.
"You deserve this," Mary-Beth told herself as she waited in the basement.
When Martha arrived at Christmas, everyone embraced her.
Stella staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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