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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
When Travis arrived at Easter, everyone ignored him.
Stacy walked into the dining room and glanced at Jo. "You make me sing," she said.
Felicia opened the door to the outhouse. The silence was overwhelming.
Christopher could tell that Sean was steadfast. He opened the door to the office.
Smoke was in the air. Gerald looked at the time.
Christina could see that Margie was well-read.
Holly had come to another dimension prepared. She was here to meet the barber.
For as long as Herman could remember, he'd wanted to be a minister.
Brandine was the best florist bar none.
As soon as Christmas started, Clarence checked his phone.
Diana had been expecting Ramona for two days. She took a sip of her Guinness.
When Misty arrived at her funeral, Mildred fainted.
It was a dark, moonless Saturday night. Alice was in the museum.
It was a long way to the bay. Henry stopped and chuckled to himself.
The photographer opened the door, and led Joan inside.
Gladys smiled knowingly. It was going to be a long day.
Vicki hoped that no one was coming to Easter.
Suzanne cracked open another beer.
Salvador had invited a kangaroo to his wedding. He knew the fun was about to begin.
When Ruben opened the door Mrs. Martin looked up from her book.
Going to the ocean was a great idea. Angela lit a cigarette.
The snake was on the prowl. Jenny knew exactly what to do.
After spending a night on a train, Lester was relieved to see his mother.
Florence put down the hot dog carefully.
Laguos shielded her eyes against the sun.
The music coming from the bathroom made Cory hopeful.
If the builder didn't arrive soon, Aaron didn't know what he would do.
Minnie was under the bed. She had a wrench in her hand.
For as long as Travis could remember, he'd wanted to be a publisher.
Vivian fumbled in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
Lady Leslie was in one of her moods.
Helen could see that Jennifer was familial.
Judy opened the door to the barn. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Nelson had come to Heaven prepared. He was here to meet the dietician.
The sound of the helicopter leaving made Stephen angry.
Doris had never been to the waterfall. She chuckled to herself.
Seiros Lifejaw raised her sword.
Sean was the best chauffeur bar none.
Jay felt that the greengrocer was morbid.
Donald could feel his life slipping away.
When Albert arrived at Easter, Lance laughed.
Terry had been expecting Kristen for three days. She lowered her gaze.
Ronnie could see that Jimmy was charmless. He opened the door to the bathroom.
Margie was delighted to be floating.
Roy could see that Claude was a magician. He tried not to smile.
When Raymond opened the door Mrs. Pear son looked up from her work.
A sense of magic was in the air. Eugene waited.
When the sun rose, Eva knew it was time to sleep.
On Wednesday, Bobbi-Jo always made an igloo.
Someone had invited a lamb to Christmas. Monica knew what to do.
It was a clear, bright morning. Wanda swallowed nervously as she led the librarian into the laundry.
As soon as the wedding started, Janice wanted a banana.
If the security guard didn't arrive soon, Julian didn't know what he would do.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
It was a morning full of promise. Juanita was on the porch.
Eugene chewed some gum. It was going to be a fantastic afternoon.
Going to the volcano was a good idea. Steve looked at the time.
Joanne opened the door to the basement. She took a bite of her burger.
Jesse had invited a duck to his funeral. He knew it wouldn't end well.
The horse had escaped. Myrtle knew exactly what to do.
Charlie was relieved that no one was coming to Easter.
Yvonne opened the door to the chapel. She had dreamed of this moment.
Nancy felt that the dog was devoted.
Lord Gregory was waiting in the attic.
After spending a night on a train, Stephen was relieved to see his boss.
Keanoacry Stonemage raised her sword.
Ryan chewed some gum.
The sound of the lawnmower made Oscar want to cry.
Eerkuoce shielded her eyes against the light.
When Julie arrived at her wedding, Frances booed her.
When rain stopped, Don knew it was time to run.
Eugene staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
A sense of mystery was in the air. James waited.
The guide opened the door, and led Rachel inside.
The smoke coming from the bedroom made Virgil uneasy.
Carol had never been to the mountain. She enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Bill could see that the gladiator was daring.
Annie could see that Phyllis was comfortable. She opened the door to the basement.
Dana was glowing. She rubbed her hands together.
If the game show host didn't arrive soon, Amy didn't know what she would do.
For as long as Beverly could remember, she'd wanted to be a coroner.
Going to the sea was a great idea. Sarah-Jane took a bite of her muffin.
Edna was suprised to be alive.
Carole was in the mirror. She had a spoon in her hand.
It was a long way to the swamp. Emily stopped and straightened her hair.
When Michael opened the door Mrs. Baker looked up from her book.
Laura had been expecting Heather for three days. She enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Thelma opened the door to the chapel. She lit a cigarette.
Michele questioned her decision.
Tina had invited an interrogator to Easter. She knew it wouldn't end well.
When Joann arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone stared in disbelief.
Katie opened the door to the walk-in freezer. The odour was surprisingly pleasant.
When Jim-Bob arrived at his wedding, everyone ignored him.
Mattie walked into the attic and looked at Darrell. "You make me sad," she said.
It was a brilliant Friday evening. Doris chewed some gum as she led the imam into the garage.
The dolphin was on the prowl. Carmen knew exactly what to do.
Brian put down the bread-stick nervously.
Fues shielded her eyes against the light.
Delores could see that Laurie was solemn. She opened the door to the armory.
Love was in the air. Billy waited.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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