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Eileen was the best rat catcher around.
When Mary-Jo arrived at her wedding, everyone embraced her.
Someone had invited a lion to Thanksgiving. Mabel knew what to do.
Beatrice shrugged. It was going to be a special night.
Going to the cave was a good idea. Gloria lowered her gaze.
It was a gloomy afternoon. Karen was outside the window.
Darren ground his teeth.
The music coming from the outhouse made Harry hopeful.
Stanley had been expecting Herman for two hours. He meditated.
It was a long and sleepless night. Katrina took a bite of her apple as she led the dogcatcher into the barn.
Lady Marjorie was in one of her moods.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
Mary could see that Anita was a servant. She tried not to smile.
Floyd was delighted to be alone.
Maureen could see that the principal was ravenous.
Clara could not feel anything.
There had never been a clown quite like Juanita Brooks, and she knew it.
Gail had never been to the river. She took a long sip of her hot chocolate.
It was a long way to the bay. Myrtle stopped and shrugged.
As soon as the wedding started, Max closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Leroy had come to Rome prepared. He was here to meet the tax collector.
Tanya was in the attic. She had a banana in her hand.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Tiffany was relieved to see her wife.
Zylio shielded his eyes against the light.
Klitarelle waited for the battle to begin.
Terri put down the licorice twist nervously.
When Eleanor opened the door Mr. Martin looked up from his book.
Morris opened the door to the waiting room. He set aside his pen.
If the tattooist didn't arrive soon, Jim-Bob didn't know what he would do.
Edward nodded to the air traffic controller.
Going to the peak was a bad idea. Brandon crouched and tied his laces.
Eric was calling. He chewed some gum.
Someone had invited a tiger to Thanksgiving. Jo knew the fun was about to begin.
Ela Hopegazer raised his shield.
Joanne was the best fortune-teller around.
The programmer opened the door, and led Diane inside.
Marie straightened her hair. It was going to be a fantastic afternoon.
When Francisco arrived at his party, everyone welcomed him.
It was a snowy summer night. Bartholomew was at school.
Love was in the air. Fernando smiled knowingly.
Gerald walked into the guest room and looked at Kimberly. "You make me jealous," he said.
Lord Glasslee was in one of his moods.
On Tuesday, Joel made dumplings.
Sara hoped that Robin was practical.
The cheetah had escaped. Yvonne panicked.
Dawn could not hear anything.
When rain began, April knew it was time to find shelter.
For as long as Lee could remember, he'd wanted to be a builder.
When Roy arrived at Christmas, Luis laughed.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Leslie could see that Daryl was panicked. He opened the door to the wardrobe.
The lobby was ready.
If the police officer didn't arrive soon, Ana didn't know what she would do.
Lester was worried that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
Aaron had been expecting Hugh for three days. He enjoyed the feeling of power.
It was a long way to the peak. Salvador stopped and took a bite of his icecream.
Delores knew that the dogcatcher was subtle.
There had never been a beggar quite like Enrique Clark, and he knew it.
Jon put down the guitar nervously.
Lord Nelson was eating in the laundry.
Anna whistled nonchalantly.
Dawn was suprised to be alive.
Oscar struggled to breathe. It was going to be a fantastic afternoon.
After spending a night in hell, Alma was relieved to see her boss.
Ben had invited a veterinarian to his funeral. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Lloyd staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
Howard opened the door to the basement. His senses were overwhelmed.
When Shannon opened the door Mr. Smith looked up from his book.
When Marilyn arrived at Easter, Marsha laughed at her.
Presaerk shielded her eyes against the blast.
Myrtle opened the door to the kitchen. She swallowed nervously.
The noises coming from the cloakroom made Diana uneasy.
Kroorl waited for the battle to begin.
Luis was the best screenwriter who ever lived.
Marian was growing. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
Marlene walked into the barn and looked at Erik. "You make me giggle," she said.
On Monday, Wade always made kimchi.
Sam had never been to the beach. He chewed his lip.
Daryl put down the candy-bar nervously.
Nicholas could feel his life slipping away.
Going to the river was a foolhardy idea. Cathy looked at the time.
Pauline could see that Jo was an artist. She tried not to laugh.
It was a lazy - Months evening. Enrique was at the concert.
For as long as Theodore could remember, he'd wanted to be a spin doctor.
The guitarist opened the door, and led Michelle inside.
Lynn had come to Hong Kong alone. She was here to meet the interrogator.
The lamb was on the prowl. Fred panicked.
The sound of the chickens made Allan hesitant.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Maureen was relieved to see her husband.
Lydia opened the door to the guest room. Her senses were overwhelmed.
If the firefighter didn't arrive soon, Francis didn't know what he would do.
When Johnnie arrived at his wedding, Wesley welcomed him.
As soon as the party started, Jamie hoped for a miracle.
There had never been a scout quite like Glen Domingu ez, and he knew it.
Troy could tell that Ricardo was soft. He opened the door to the living room.
Susan staggered in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
It was a long way to the volcano. Sally stopped and knew it was too late.
The laundry was covered in blood.
April felt that the burglar was tenacious.
Freddie put down the banana nervously.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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