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When Stella arrived at her funeral, Rosa laughed.
Elmer could see that Leslie was tolerant. He opened the door to the bedroom.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
After spending a night under a bridge, Jay was relieved to see his car.
Allen opened the door to the sauna. He was afraid of what he might find.
It was a magical May morning. Norma was in the office.
When Gary arrived at Easter, everyone ignored him.
Victoria could see that Josephine was a sleuth. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Eliza-Jane lit a cigarette. It was going to be a tough morning.
"It's going to be okay," Claudia told herself as she waited in the hospital.
If the servant didn't arrive soon, Maxine didn't know what she would do.
It was a long way to the river. Gloria stopped and laughed to herself.
Byron knew that the gladiator was irreverent.
The guest room was dark and oddly quiet.
When Dean opened the door Mrs. Walker looked up from her work.
On Tuesday, Clifton made an effort.
Kathleen took a bite of her pickle.
Wade was believing. He bit his fingernails.
Ricardo opened the door to the closet. He crouched and tied his laces.
It was a damp winter night. Ryan took a long sip of his merlot as he led the shepherd into the bedroom.
Darrell had been expecting Mario for two days. He wiped the sweat from his brow.
The bright light coming from the laundry made Andre uneasy.
Courtney put down the teddy bear carefully.
Tom was suprised to be alive.
April had invited a bank robber to Thanksgiving. She knew what to do.
Paula hoped that Andrea was coming to her wedding.
Martin had come to Beijing prepared. He was here to meet the cheesemaker.
For as long as Ted could remember, he'd wanted to be an entertainer.
When Crystal arrived at Easter, Felix ignored her.
Natalie walked into the basement and glanced at Leonard. "You make me spin," she said.
There had never been a court jester quite like Louis Hill, and he knew it.
Lori could tell that Nicole was a linguist. She tried not to smile.
A sense of magic was in the air. Rosemary smiled knowingly.
When Marcus arrived at Christmas, everyone fainted.
Aaron took a bite of his bratwurst. It was going to be a momentous evening.
Joy had never been to the lake. She checked her reflection.
The poet opened the door, and led Gregory inside.
Darlene staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Justin hoped that the horse was bewildered.
Going to the forest was a nice idea. Fernando took a sip of his chocolate milk.
Michael felt that the candlemaker was troublesome.
Perry opened the door to the wine cellar. He had dreamed of this moment.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Pearl angry.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Lee was relieved to see his father.
Sonia was the best assassin around.
It was a tumultuous evening. Walter was in the attic.
When Tom opened the door Mr. Martin looked up from his work.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Kay crouched and tied her laces as she led the captain into the laundry.
The smell coming from the library made Victoria hopeful.
The frog was on the loose. Andrea pretended not to notice.
Jose opened the door to the garage. He raised his hands.
Darlene was delighted to be free.
Tanya knew that Irene was courteous.
As soon as the funeral started, Margie took a bite of her muffin.
Cathy was driving. She lowered her gaze.
When rain stopped, Barbara knew it was time to run.
Martin had invited a whale to his party. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Ronald had been expecting Dale for three days. He ground his teeth.
Michelle could not feel anything.
Ana was worried that everyone was coming to Easter.
Someone had invited a hamster to Thanksgiving. Alexander knew what to do.
Glenda walked into the cell and looked at Nathaniel. "You make me jealous," she said.
Jerry knew that the dolphin was well-rounded.
For as long as Ricardo could remember, he'd wanted to be a cook.
Going to the hill was a terrible idea. Tanya smiled knowingly.
A sense of magic was in the air. Gloria opened the door.
Ild Spiritgazer raised his axe.
When Irene arrived at her grand opening, Brandy laughed.
There had never been a technician quite like Josephine Morris, and she knew it.
The turtle was on the loose. Clinton knew exactly what to do.
When Diana arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone laughed at her.
Byron knew that the butcher was objective.
The interrogator opened the door, and led Dean inside.
When Wanda opened the door Mr. Jami son looked up from his book.
It was a fun Friday morning. Mario was at the bus stop.
Anthony put down the candy-bar nervously.
The sound of the chickens made Carol angry.
Penny had never been to the mountain. She enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Felix opened the door to the lobby. He was afraid of what he might find.
Courtney could tell that Jacqueline was satisfied. She opened the door to the corridor.
Rhonda was the best gravedigger who ever lived.
Amanda had come to Hong Kong alone. She was here to meet the guitarist.
After spending a night in hell, Ruth was relieved to see her boss.
When wolves began to howl, Judy knew it was time to run.
"Maybe no one will notice," Joan told herself as she waited in the bath.
Feniw waited for the battle to begin.
Carrie could feel her life slipping away.
Clifford opened the door to the outhouse. He took a long sip of his Jack Daniels.
Elsie felt that the dog was cooperative.
Going to the swamp was a terrible idea. Phyllis raised her hands.
It was a clear spring afternoon. Chester bit his fingernails as he led the drummer into the lounge room.
There had never been a gladiator quite like Erica Garcia, and she knew it.
Debbie grinned. It was going to be a tough day.
The squirrel was on the loose. Roger pretended not to notice.
The bright light coming from the living room made Victor hopeful.
Natalie closed her eyes and took a breath.
When Rose arrived at her wedding, Jane stared in disbelief.
Katrina could see that Mary-Lou was a teacher. She tried not to laugh.
Cecil walked into the kitchen and glanced at Ana. "You make me scream," he said.
For as long as Pedro could remember, he'd wanted to be a drummer.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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