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Miguel opened the door to the library. He took a bite of his banana.
Scott had invited a priest to his party. He knew it wouldn't end well.
For as long as David could remember, he'd wanted to be a taxidermist.
On Thursday, Floyd made a puppet.
As soon as the funeral started, Darryl questioned his decision.
Someone had invited a monkey to Easter. Jaime knew the fun was about to begin.
When the moon came up, Tracy knew it was time to run.
Shannon was angry that Audrey was coming to her grand opening.
Lucy staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
It was a gloomy night. Ralph raised his hands as he led the weaver into the barn.
Kathy was standing. She wanted to start over.
Bob had come to Paris prepared. He was here to meet the swimming coach.
Roland was the best professor who ever lived.
The smell coming from the garage made Gail uneasy.
Teresa had been expecting Judy for days. She took a bite of her slice of pizza.
Aerna Deathharvest raised his sword.
There had never been a painter quite like Roy Thomp son, and he knew it.
After spending a night on the street, Sarah was relieved to see her wife.
The sauna was covered in blood.
Veronica hoped that Stella was serious.
Shannon was at the mall. She had a pickle in her hand.
Donald could see that Travis was an entrepreneur. He tried not to laugh.
It was a hot autumn night. Andrea was in the temple.
Rosa opened the door to the attic. The stench was unmistakable.
Lady Peterslee was reading in the waiting room.
Ouni arose from slumber.
Gertrude could tell that Catherine was eager. She opened the door to the library.
Hilda raised her hands.
When Geraldine arrived at Easter, everyone embraced her.
Going to the mountain was a terrible idea. Tracy wanted an apple.
Audrey walked into the armory and looked at Holly. "You make me jump," she said.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Christine smiled knowingly.
The cow was on the prowl. Henry knew exactly what to do.
It started like any other night in the bomb-shelter. Colleen enjoyed the feeling of power.
As soon as the wedding started, Mary picked up her muffin.
Jimmie staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
The sound of the faucet dripping made Eugene want to cry.
On Friday, Emily always made an effort.
It was a night full of promise. Sherry buttoned up her jacket as she led the park ranger into the barn.
Janet opened the door to the lounge room. She scratched her hand.
Nellie was delighted to be alone.
There had never been a swimming coach quite like Herbert Walker, and he knew it.
Naomi felt that Arlene was assertive.
Tamara took a long sip of her cocktail. It was going to be a tough day.
Glenda was the best dentist bar none.
When wolves began to howl, Carmen knew it was time to run.
Joy had never been to the beach. She bit her fingernails.
The classroom was dark and oddly quiet.
Poseothor leaned into the wind.
When Martin opened the door Mr. Miller looked up from his book.
Jean had come to the pyramids prepared. She was here to meet the burglar.
Kristina opened the door to the attic. The smell was surprisingly pleasant.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
It was a typical night in the guest room. Ernest enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Lady Rosebourne was in one of her moods.
Dustin felt that the horse was insensitive.
Going to the desert was a terrible idea. Max wanted to dance.
The bright light coming from the barn made Zachary uneasy.
For as long as Darryl could remember, he'd wanted to be a swordsmith.
The sound of the helicopter leaving made Nathan want to scream.
As soon as the party started, Sam took a bite of his banana.
On Tuesday, Samuel made an effort.
Lord Jeffrey was eating in the dining room.
The fox was on the loose. Louise panicked.
Grace staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Jason walked into the bathroom and looked at Frederick. "You make me itchy," he said.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Dianne was relieved to see her home.
Marlene had been waiting for Rita for three hours. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
Courtney opened the door to the kitchen. She laughed to herself.
It started like any other afternoon in the laundry. Virginia buttoned up her jacket.
Kenneth could see that Mario was envious. He opened the door to the attic.
When the moon came up, Megan knew it was time to find shelter.
Brent could tell that Gabriel was a customs officer. He tried not to smile.
Tara was choosing. She cracked open another beer.
Someone had invited a bird to Christmas. Leonard knew what to do.
The musician opened the door, and led Ernest inside.
Anthony was in the mirror. He had a cappuccino in his hand.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Sarah-Jane questioned her decision as she led the brewer into the cell.
Yeor shielded her eyes against the sun.
It was a long way to the creek. Cory stopped and checked his reflection.
The sound of the waves made Allison angry.
It was a cool morning. Viola was down the well.
Wesley put down the muffin slowly.
When Penny arrived at her wedding, Ida gasped.
There had never been an entrepreneur quite like Katherine Lee, and she knew it.
Susan was angry that Louise was coming to Thanksgiving.
Oursealim leaned into the wind.
Dianne took a long sip of her piña colada.
Misty opened the door to the outhouse. She scratched her hand.
The music coming from the attic made Felix uneasy.
When Ricardo opened the door Mr. King looked up from his book.
Love was in the air. Louis smiled knowingly.
The chimpanzee had escaped. Dustin knew exactly what to do.
When Manuel arrived at his funeral, Wayne welcomed him.
Lillian knew that Martha was reverential.
Marsha walked into the armory and looked at Edward. "You make me afraid," she said.
After spending a night under a bridge, Brittany was relieved to see her husband.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Jonathan felt that the chicken was humiliated.
Going to the lake was a good idea. Floyd smiled knowingly.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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