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The sound of hammering made Troy want to cry.
Sally was screaming. She nodded to the medic.
A sense of magic was in the air. Randy opened the door.
Lord Stantown was eating in the attic.
Marlene questioned her plan. It was going to be a tough morning.
As soon as the funeral started, Renee wanted a cigarette.
For as long as Nancy could remember, she'd wanted to be a pawnbroker.
Ernest had been waiting for Seth for four hours. He shrugged.
If the lifeguard didn't arrive soon, Judy didn't know what she would do.
Alicia was relieved that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
Annette had come to Moscow prepared. She was here to meet the juggler.
Miguel put down the banana slowly.
When Frank arrived at his party, Cecil cried.
The horse was on the loose. Douglas tried to remain calm.
It was a quiet November night. Cindy took a bite of her chicken wing as she led the veterinarian into the waiting room.
Harvey hoped that Darryl was educated.
When Jill arrived at Easter, Allan rushed to see her.
Heather was in the library. She had a pen in her hand.
Billy could see that Daniel was cultured. He opened the door to the control room.
Samuel could see that the fox was loving.
It was a gloomy summer evening. Joanne was under the bridge.
Sean nodded to the executioner.
The pantry was the perfect location.
Jeffrey had never been to the island. He wiped the sweat from his brow.
Vicki walked into the bedroom and glanced at Edward. "You make me dizzy," she said.
There had never been a hunter quite like Constance King, and she knew it.
The smell coming from the barn made Chad hopeful.
Nicholas opened the door to the cell. The silence was overwhelming.
On Sunday, Nathan always made laughter.
After spending a night in hospital, Lee was relieved to see his father.
Valerie felt that the coach was logical.
Andrea chewed some gum. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
Someone had invited a hippopotamus to the wedding. Rose knew the fun was about to begin.
Eddie was running. He bit his fingernails.
Gilbert was delighted to be floating.
Brandy opened the door to the living room. She took a bite of her kebab.
For as long as Tracy could remember, she'd wanted to be a carpenter.
Lord Bradfoss was waiting in the cloakroom.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Eurn waited for the battle to begin.
Gotshu Sinhunter raised her sword.
As soon as Easter started, Warren enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Gail staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Olga felt that Loretta was tidy.
Randall was in the bomb-shelter. He had a magnifying glass in his hand.
When Frederick arrived at his grand opening, Charles laughed.
The sound of the blender made Katie hesitant.
Lester had invited a dog to Christmas. He knew what to do.
Keloo shielded his eyes against the sun.
Ron could see that Maurice was distrustful. He opened the door to the basement.
Eleanor knew that the pig was completely normal.
When Nina arrived at her wedding, everyone welcomed her.
It started like any other night in the bomb-shelter. Casey raised his hands.
Smoke was in the air. Jerry opened the door.
Charlie put down the burger nervously.
Lawrence opened the door to the attic. The silence was overwhelming.
Frederick straightened his hair.
Benjamin was the best DJ bar none.
When the sun rose, Mathew knew it was time to run.
Laurie checked her phone. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
The pianist opened the door, and led Earl inside.
Joe opened the door to the closet. He took a long sip of his coffee.
It was a brilliant Sunday evening. Allen was at the concert.
Someone had invited a sheep to the wedding. Gertrude knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a long way to the volcano. Henry stopped and twiddled his thumbs.
Lord Enrique was in one of his moods.
Norma was delighted to be free.
After spending a night in hospital, Ray was relieved to see his husband.
Dianne was shrinking. She scratched her hand.
Tamara was in the shop. She had a toothbrush in her hand.
It was a wild, stormy night. Anne put down her pen as she led the bandit into the dungeon.
The lounge room was ready.
Kelly hoped that the spy was painstaking.
Going to the desert was a foolhardy idea. Mary-Lou went over the plan.
Valeimal Deathlust raised her fist.
The crab had escaped. Tracey knew exactly what to do.
Carol walked into the lobby and looked at Roberto. "You make me scream," she said.
Dale had never been to the river. He giggled to himself.
For as long as Tracy could remember, she'd wanted to be a cartoonist.
As soon as Christmas started, Mary-Beth nodded to the sculptor.
Nathaniel had been waiting for Oscar for days. He cracked open another beer.
"You deserve this," Thelma told herself as she waited in the museum.
The smell coming from the bedroom made Joyce hopeful.
Elachoo shielded her eyes against the light.
Frederick went over the plan.
Outuan leaned into the wind.
On Tuesday, Rosemary made it fun.
Karl could tell that Keith was a composer. He tried not to smile.
When Barry arrived at Christmas, everyone stared in disbelief.
Russell was acting. He raised his hands.
Christy felt that Dawn was realistic.
Darlene could tell that Loretta was intuitive. She opened the door to the bedroom.
Allison knew that the whale was purposeful.
When Perry opened the door Mr. Martin looked up from his book.
Freddie was the best teacher in town.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Sue was relieved to see her mother.
It was a dark and lonely night. Carmen was in the bell-tower.
Jenny opened the door to the closet. She looked at the time.
Billie walked into the stable and looked at Eva. "You make me feel bad," she said.
Ronnie opened the door to the garage. He had dreamed of this moment.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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