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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
When Emily arrived at her grand opening, everyone laughed.
The cell was dark and oddly quiet.
If the gravedigger didn't arrive soon, Cory didn't know what he would do.
Pamela questioned her decision.
It started like any other evening in the train station. Bruce hoped for a miracle.
Someone had invited a squirrel to Thanksgiving. Bobbie-Sue knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a long way to the mountain. Mitchell stopped and took a sip of his egg nog.
It was a clear and cloudless night. Sean nodded to the bank robber as he led the pawnbroker into the lounge room.
Lord Travis was waiting in the wardrobe.
Wesley had never been to the cave. He chewed his lip.
There had never been a pickpocket quite like Marc Davis, and he knew it.
The conductor opened the door, and led Colleen inside.
Glen had come to the pyramids prepared. He was here to meet the actor.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Alan was on the window sill.
Amy felt that Kathryn was principled.
Loretta hoped that the duck was ready.
Ana opened the door to the walk-in freezer. Her senses were overwhelmed.
When rain stopped, David knew it was time to sleep.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Crystal ground her teeth.
Priscilla was glad that no one was coming to her party.
Nelson opened the door to the living room. He whistled nonchalantly.
After spending a night on a plane, Marcus was relieved to see his boss.
Lady Yvonne was in one of her moods.
Lorraine put down the chair carefully.
Julian was in the hole. He had a cup in his hand.
"Today is the day," Frank told himself as he waited at the wax museum.
Jose was the best gladiator around.
Lynn was burping. She wanted to find peace.
Someone had invited a porcupine to Easter. Joel knew the fun was about to begin.
If the scientist didn't arrive soon, Barry didn't know what he would do.
Andy was delighted to be alive.
Joseph had never been to the river. He enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Wraneod arose from slumber.
The garage was a complete mess.
Tony fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Luis could tell that Jon was an air traffic controller. He tried not to feel intimidated.
When Melvin arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone rushed to see him.
The horse had escaped. Frederick panicked.
Carlos opened the door to the closet. He could not believe what he saw.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Hector hesitant.
Eleanor could feel her heart beating.
As soon as the grand opening started, Edith wiped the sweat from her brow.
Alan was worried that no one was coming to his wedding.
Erica walked into the wardrobe and glanced at Joseph. "You make me sweat," she said.
The bright light coming from the barn made Charles uneasy.
On Friday, Patsy always made mistakes.
The trapper opened the door, and led Gertrude inside.
Eroethor shielded her eyes against the blast.
When rain began, Aaron knew it was time to sleep.
It was a typical night in the kitchen. Bernard whistled nonchalantly.
It was a cool autumn afternoon. Jo-Ellen was at the zoo.
Sylvia put down the bike nervously.
Seth had invited a squirrel to his grand opening. He knew it wouldn't end well.
After spending a night on a train, Anita was relieved to see her car.
It was a long way to the river. Rebecca stopped and ground her teeth.
Gerald had been expecting Glenn for two hours. He hoped for a miracle.
Lester could see that the chimpanzee was irreligious.
Peggy took a bite of her carrot. It was going to be a special day.
Going to the desert island was a good idea. Misty bit her fingernails.
Freddie felt that the biologist was offensive.
Someone had invited a monkey to Easter. Zachary knew it wouldn't end well.
Neil was the best singer around.
Edith opened the door to the office. She swallowed nervously.
When Michael opened the door Mrs. Smith looked up from her work.
Crarsiu arose from slumber.
It started like any other night in the prison. Ruth nodded to the composer.
When Tony arrived at his wedding, Leon fainted.
When wolves began to howl, Peggy knew it was time to run.
Elizabeth had come to Japan prepared. She was here to meet the gladiator.
Dawn hoped that Melissa was coming to her grand opening.
As soon as Christmas started, Jackie took a bite of her carrot.
On Monday, Olga always made it count.
Lord Danny was in one of his moods.
Frederick hoped for a miracle.
Eleanor opened the door to the cell. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Patricia felt that Tara was impersonal.
It was a bleak, wintery May night. Amy twiddled her thumbs as she led the composer into the dining room.
The cat was on the loose. Eddie pretended not to notice.
Heidi could see that the squirrel was sympathetic.
After spending a night in jail, Laurie was relieved to see her wife.
It was a hot and humid night. Joseph was in the pantry.
The professor opened the door, and led Cynthia inside.
Lady Vanessa was sitting in the laundry.
It was a long way to the woods. Eliza-Jane stopped and tried to hide.
There had never been a comedian quite like Wilma Ol son, and she knew it.
Leslie put down the ukulele slowly.
Sergio was at the gate. He had a corkscrew in his hand.
Jordan was moving. He took a long sip of his Bud Light.
Leon was delighted to be floating.
Bessie could tell that Viola was quirky. She opened the door to the attic.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Marvin hesitant.
The basement was the perfect location.
Lord Umberby was in one of his moods.
Geniel waited for the battle to begin.
Going to the lake was a terrible idea. Renee knew it was too late.
Loretta took a bite of her icecream. It was going to be a long day.
Daerooren Deathbite raised his axe.
"Today is the day," Salvador told himself as he waited behind the bikeshed.
Someone had invited a panda to Easter. Becky knew the fun was about to begin.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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