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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
Kelly was driving. She rubbed her hands together.
The wolf was on the prowl. Kristen knew exactly what to do.
Maureen was angry that everyone was coming to her party.
Theodore had never been to the peak. He ground his teeth.
For as long as Russell could remember, he'd wanted to be a cook.
Leroy opened the door to the closet. He was afraid of what he might find.
Brandon hoped that Raymond was forgiving.
Love was in the air. Rachel smiled knowingly.
The smoke coming from the sauna made Alice hopeful.
Rebecca could feel her heart beating.
It was a quiet evening. Amanda was in the deli.
The gladiator opened the door, and led Clarence inside.
Chad felt that the air traffic controller was mistaken.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
Yueler waited for the battle to begin.
As soon as Easter started, Bruce went over the plan.
Holly closed her eyes and took a breath. It was going to be a special day.
Esther walked into the kitchen and looked at Lois. "You make me sweat," she said.
Charlie was suprised to be alive.
When Nora opened the door Mr. White looked up from his work.
Lady Brindlecourt was sitting in the pantry.
Olga staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Frederick knew that the frog was devoted.
When Elmer arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone gasped.
Stephanie could tell that Viola was superficial. She opened the door to the outhouse.
There had never been a zookeeper quite like Carlos Miller, and he knew it.
"Winners don't quit," Donna told herself as she waited in the museum.
Psoif shielded her eyes against the blast.
Bill knew that Curtis was humiliated.
Tyrone was in the playground. He had a burger in his hand.
Laura-May was leaving. She wanted a cigarette.
It was a sad Wednesday night. Lorraine took a long sip of her daiquiri as she led the gladiator into the basement.
Eva could see that Mildred was a yodeler. She tried not to laugh.
Someone had invited a panda to the party. Neil knew the fun was about to begin.
The smell coming from the bathroom made Stacey uneasy.
Claudia had come to Antarctica prepared. She was here to meet the miner.
The giraffe was on the prowl. Patricia knew exactly what to do.
Going to the swamp was a great idea. Leslie twiddled her thumbs.
Willie opened the door to the dining room. He nodded to the chicken sexer.
Emily opened the door to the garage. Her senses were overwhelmed.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Mary-Beth angry.
It was a long way to the mountain. Barry stopped and closed his eyes and took a breath.
It was a brilliant winter morning. Terri was in the observatory.
Miriam had invited a goldfish to her party. She knew what to do.
When rain began, Kelly knew it was time to sleep.
Christopher was the best receptionist in town.
When Pedro opened the door Mr. Young looked up from his work.
Charlotte hoped that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
Glenn walked into the control room and glanced at Peggy. "You make me cold," he said.
When Eugene arrived at Christmas, everyone rushed to see him.
Smoke was in the air. Henry waited.
Phyllis staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
As soon as the grand opening started, Martin straightened his clothes.
Julio felt that Ronnie was independent.
The pianist opened the door, and led Jorge inside.
Ruben felt that the camel was ritualistic.
"It's almost over," Veronica told herself as she waited in the closet.
If the linguist didn't arrive soon, Louis didn't know what he would do.
The music coming from the laundry made Rene hopeful.
When Don arrived at his wedding, everyone cried.
Tim hoped that the politician was conservative.
Danielle chewed some gum.
Albert was delighted to be free.
Lord Malderworth was in one of his moods.
For as long as Roland could remember, he'd wanted to be a spy.
Andre had been waiting for Bruce for four hours. He took a bite of his bread-stick.
Annette opened the door to the armory. She was afraid of what she would find.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Tom was relieved to see his car.
Lady Bradfarne was reading in the bedroom.
Julian was at the wax museum. He had a beer in his hand.
Ana had invited an archer to her wedding. She knew what to do.
Benjamin opened the door to the garage. He lit a cigarette.
When Marc arrived at Easter, Ruby welcomed him.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Rita was the best police officer who ever lived.
It was a typical night in the cathedral. Beverly swallowed nervously.
Ethel took a sip of her egg nog. It was going to be a tough night.
Trecheilur Joystorm raised her shield.
As soon as the grand opening started, Jimmie buttoned up his jacket.
The bonecarver opened the door, and led Jessica inside.
It was a long way to the forest. Bradley stopped and wiped the sweat from his brow.
Going to the woods was a foolhardy idea. Adrian knew it was too late.
If the painter didn't arrive soon, Mitchell didn't know what he would do.
Someone had invited an alligator to the funeral. Ricky knew it wouldn't end well.
The waiting room was dark and oddly quiet.
The bright light coming from the laundry made Bessie hopeful.
When Margaret opened the door Mr. Thomas looked up from his work.
Stephen could feel his heart beating.
Clifford struggled to breathe.
It was a hot and humid night. Dennis chewed his lip as he led the chimney-sweep into the basement.
Amanda could see that the clerk was dishonest.
Luis put down the banana carefully.
It was a clear, bright evening. Basil was in the deli.
Stella opened the door to the control room. Her senses were overwhelmed.
The fish was on the loose. Stanley knew exactly what to do.
The sound of the seagulls made Edwin laugh.
Heidi knew that the snail was offensive.
For as long as Francis could remember, he'd wanted to be a wizard.
Diane was behind the tree. She had a hammer in her hand.
Willard was suprised to be alone.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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