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Dean could tell that Norman was a spy. He tried not to smile.
Smoke was in the air. Elsie waited.
When Dolores arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone cried.
Lester had never been to the mountain. He checked his reflection.
Manuel could tell that Stanley was obnoxious. He opened the door to the stable.
Mathew was planking. He smiled knowingly.
If the personal trainer didn't arrive soon, Marie didn't know what she would do.
As soon as the wedding started, Randall took a bite of his celery stick.
"Winners don't quit," Debbie told herself as she waited in the hospital.
Dennis was the best dictator bar none.
Warren put down the hot dog nervously.
Lord Ballikirk was waiting in the dungeon.
Barry was delighted to be alone.
It was a cold, moonlit night. Bernice checked her reflection as she led the diver into the barn.
Emily could not see anything.
The mayor opened the door, and led Jesus inside.
Carole chewed some gum.
Lady Bexport was in one of her moods.
Mary had been waiting for Tracey for three days. She straightened her clothes.
Erica opened the door to the guest room. She had dreamed of this moment.
Seth could feel his heart beating.
The cheetah had escaped. Lucille tried to remain calm.
Keith opened the door to the lobby. He sucked his teeth.
The bedroom was ready.
Dean was disappointed that Dan was coming to Thanksgiving.
It was a bitter, endless fall night. Harry was behind the bikeshed.
When Ross arrived at his wedding, everyone laughed at him.
Lord Jesse was in one of his moods.
It was a long way to the desert. Deborah stopped and smiled.
Jon was the best banker bar none.
As soon as the funeral started, Felix took a long sip of his Powerade.
Ronnie was at the zoo. He had a muffin in his hand.
Swuena shielded his eyes against the light.
If the fashion designer didn't arrive soon, Leon didn't know what he would do.
Bryan could tell that Daryl was shy. He opened the door to the cloakroom.
For as long as Tracey could remember, she'd wanted to be a mobster.
Francis had come to Ireland prepared. He was here to meet the busker.
"Dare to dream," Viola told herself as she waited in the bath.
When Jeff arrived at his wedding, Ted cried.
Eddie knew it wasn't too late. It was going to be a fantastic night.
Going to the gully was a good idea. Norman nodded to the model.
Lord Walkport was in one of his moods.
After spending a night in hell, Ralph was relieved to see his home.
The sound of hammering made Janet want to scream.
Susan could tell that Anna was a tax collector. She tried not to feel intimidated.
It was a glorious March evening. Roy swallowed nervously as he led the bricklayer into the bedroom.
There had never been a nanny quite like Stephanie Brooks, and she knew it.
On Friday, Shelly always made kimchi.
Douglas had invited a professor to his grand opening. He knew what to do.
The noises coming from the kitchen made James hopeful.
Alexander staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Ron looked at the time.
It was a long and sleepless Wednesday night. Fernando was at the bakery.
Pearl opened the door to the bathroom. The stench was unbearable.
Kathy put down the ukulele carefully.
Alicia had never been to the mountain. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
Lord Lester was waiting in the barn.
Allan was the best social worker bar none.
Lewis grimaced. It was going to be a long night.
When Bartholomew opened the door Mrs. Lee looked up from her work.
Herbert had come to the palace prepared. He was here to meet the janitor.
Terry could see that the goat was hidebound.
When Dan arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone fainted.
Toni could feel her heart beating.
Joum waited for the battle to begin.
When Jon arrived at his funeral, everyone welcomed him.
Anita had been expecting Gina for hours. She checked her reflection.
Bobbie knew that Shelly was expedient.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
Mattie hoped that the pirate was precise.
Quaish Skyhunter raised her shield.
The attic was the perfect location.
Going to the bay was a good idea. Patsy lit a cigarette.
The firefighter opened the door, and led Sam inside.
Someone had invited a kitten to Christmas. Jo knew it wouldn't end well.
If the exotic dancer didn't arrive soon, Courtney didn't know what she would do.
As soon as the wedding started, Jaime lowered his gaze.
After spending a night on a train, Roberto was relieved to see his car.
Mary was relieved that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
"Just be yourself," Wesley told himself as he waited at the train station.
It was a damp October night. Anna shuddered in anticipation as she led the chief of police into the guest room.
It was a long way to the desert. Rhonda stopped and meditated.
The sound of the lawnmower made Andy want to scream.
There had never been an air traffic controller quite like Edwin Gonzál ez, and he knew it.
Bryan walked into the wardrobe and looked at Katie. "You make me worry," he said.
Armando was delighted to be alive.
It was a hot and humid winter night. Irene was at the bakery.
Darryl was behind the curtains. He had a bouquet in his hand.
Bernard could see that Peter was a gondolier. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Edward opened the door to the barn. The stench was unmistakable.
For as long as Helen could remember, she'd wanted to be a builder.
Brandy fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
When the moon came up, Scott knew it was time to run.
Javier had come to Hong Kong alone. He was here to meet the engineer.
Allison straightened her clothes.
Lynn opened the door to the lobby. She checked her reflection.
When Bill opened the door Mr. Adams looked up from his book.
Jean was crawling. She set aside her stapler.
When Lauren arrived at Christmas, everyone welcomed her.
The wolf had escaped. Arlene knew exactly what to do.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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