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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
The garage was dark and oddly quiet.
Judith had been expecting Michelle for four hours. She cracked open another beer.
When Bernice opened the door Mrs. Smith looked up from her book.
Russell was leaving. He took a bite of his pickle.
Ruby was the best executioner in town.
Dorothy had come to the palace alone. She was here to meet the scientist.
Willard could see that Herman was independent.
Bruce enjoyed the feeling of freedom. It was going to be a fantastic night.
The choreographer opened the door, and led Hugh inside.
Kenneth knew that the rabbit was meddlesome.
When Samuel arrived at his party, everyone welcomed him.
Sharon felt that the herald was lying.
Wysarnaec arose from slumber.
Deanna straightened her hair.
Crystal was at the train station. She had a can opener in her hand.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Cindy checked her phone.
After spending a night in hospital, Danielle was relieved to see her car.
The sound of the faucet dripping made Freddie angry.
Daryl could see that Kurt was genuine. He opened the door to the kitchen.
Tara was suprised to be floating.
Lady Stonebourne was reading in the conservatory.
It was a foggy Sunday evening. James was in the basement.
On Friday, Darrell always made a cake.
Jeffery had invited a gladiator to his wedding. He knew it wouldn't end well.
A sense of magic was in the air. Chris waited.
If the politician didn't arrive soon, Fernando didn't know what he would do.
When the sun rose, Mary-Lou knew it was time to move on.
Norman was worried that no one was coming to his funeral.
Tamara staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
Michele opened the door to the basement. She was afraid of what she would find.
Alvin put down the chair nervously.
For as long as Frederick could remember, he'd wanted to be an interrogator.
It started like any other day in the cathedral. Lydia struggled to breathe.
The botanist opened the door, and led Tara inside.
When Maurice opened the door Mr. Moore looked up from his work.
Kristen could see that Alma was subjective.
Eileen had been waiting for Laurie for hours. She took a long sip of her Guinness.
The studio was full of smoke.
As soon as Christmas started, Julio nodded to the tailor.
Going to the woods was a foolhardy idea. Glenda took a bite of her sandwich.
Skoldimer shielded his eyes against the blast.
When Annette arrived at her grand opening, everyone rushed to see her.
Ramon was the best assassin who ever lived.
The smell coming from the bedroom made Leona hopeful.
Natalie knew that the alligator was political.
Lady Ellen was reading in the laundry.
Todd was delighted to be alive.
Nelson could see that Steve was simple. He opened the door to the attic.
When Eugene arrived at Christmas, Jared laughed.
Billy opened the door to the garage. He was afraid of what he might find.
Milton could feel his life slipping away.
Joe scratched his hand. It was going to be a special evening.
Deborah staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Travis had come to the moon alone. He was here to meet the priest.
Terrance took a sip of his Gatorade.
There had never been a writer quite like Casey Bry son, and he knew it.
Yinua arose from slumber.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
The fox was on the loose. Sean tried to remain calm.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Emily stopped and enjoyed the feeling of power.
The explorer opened the door, and led Laura inside.
Going to the woods was a bad idea. Jack took a bite of his slice of pizza.
It was a glorious morning. Joann was at the butcher.
Shawn was relieved that everyone was coming to his grand opening.
Ryan put down the croissant carefully.
When Javier opened the door Mrs. Young looked up from her book.
Georgia had been waiting for Mildred for hours. She wanted a burger.
For as long as Misty could remember, she'd wanted to be a sheepshearer.
Jorge was suprised to be free.
On Monday, Jenny made a treehouse.
Lord Perry was in one of his moods.
Johnny walked into the attic and glanced at Vanessa. "You make me run," he said.
The smell coming from the wardrobe made Violet uneasy.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Jason ground his teeth.
Lucy opened the door to the bathroom. She shrugged.
Chad was swimming. He picked up his Jim Beam.
When Marilyn arrived at her party, Billy-Bob embraced her.
Elly-May was behind the tree. She had a corkscrew in her hand.
If the tailor didn't arrive soon, Priscilla didn't know what she would do.
The sound of the chainsaw made Tamara want to scream.
The dinosaur was on the loose. Marvin pretended not to notice.
Terry opened the door to the attic. The stench was unbearable.
When rain stopped, Irene knew it was time to move on.
The kitchen was ready.
When Martin arrived at his grand opening, everyone gasped.
Sue staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Jeffrey could feel his life slipping away.
It was a dull, insipid August evening. Monica scratched her hand as she led the beekeeper into the dining room.
Jay had invited a manager to his party. He knew what to do.
Maurice was the best pickpocket around.
For as long as Alice could remember, she'd wanted to be a linguist.
Stacey hoped that the wolf was neutral.
Someone had invited an eagle to the wedding. Kay knew it wouldn't end well.
Glenn chewed his lip.
Darryl had been waiting for Robert for six days. He questioned his plan.
Mitchell could see that Rodney was a silversmith. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Roland was delighted to be floating.
There had never been a zookeeper quite like Bernard Morris, and he knew it.
When Lee arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed at him.
The webmaster opened the door, and led Ross inside.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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