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"Just be yourself," Michele told herself as she waited in the kitchen.
If the baker didn't arrive soon, Lisa didn't know what she would do.
Hector opened the door to the conservatory. He took a long sip of his cocktail.
When Margaret arrived at Thanksgiving, Howard embraced her.
Andrew hoped that the wolf was sedentary.
Gregory could tell that Johnnie was a mathematician. He tried not to laugh.
Samantha was relieved that no one was coming to Christmas.
Going to the desert island was a great idea. Claude took a bite of his cracker.
Adrian was at the aquarium. He had a plate in his hand.
It was a long way to the creek. Salvador stopped and checked his reflection.
When Felicia arrived at her funeral, everyone cried.
Marion had been waiting for Edna for six hours. She closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
The music coming from the wardrobe made Jim hopeful.
The sound of the car horn made Terrence laugh.
When Gina opened the door Mr. Garcia looked up from his book.
Russell was delighted to be alone.
Alice had invited a puppy to her grand opening. She knew what to do.
As soon as the wedding started, Clayton bit his fingernails.
The goldfish had escaped. Marc panicked.
Lord Pantville was sitting in the living room.
John walked into the closet and looked at Veronica. "You make me wet," he said.
The bedroom was ready.
Wynoib leaned into the wind.
Erica fumbled in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
Someone had invited a beetle to Thanksgiving. Judith knew the fun was about to begin.
Rebecca could see that Erin was discouraged. She opened the door to the cell.
On Friday, Vickie always made time.
It was a gloomy night. Kathy was in the attic.
Alfredo was the best lifeguard who ever lived.
There had never been a choreographer quite like Ernest Law son, and he knew it.
Eleanor knew that the magician was disorganized.
Joshua was standing. He took a sip of his ale.
Billy questioned his decision. It was going to be a special evening.
It was a hot afternoon. Thomas smiled knowingly as he led the percussionist into the stable.
If the clockmaker didn't arrive soon, Wesley didn't know what he would do.
When Tom arrived at Thanksgiving, Clifford welcomed him.
After spending a night in the airport, Jaime was relieved to see his home.
Eddie opened the door to the barn. He could not believe what he saw.
Samantha had never been to the stream. She bit her fingernails.
Pamela chewed some gum.
Bruce could see that Marcus was a wizard. He tried not to laugh.
As soon as the grand opening started, Rhonda went over the plan.
Rosa felt that Karen was inconsiderate.
Harvey had been waiting for Kurt for five days. He rubbed his hands together.
Iard shielded her eyes against the sun.
When Renee arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed.
Brandy opened the door to the corridor. She took a sip of her 7-up.
For as long as Valerie could remember, she'd wanted to be a pirate.
It was a long way to the hill. Doris stopped and struggled to breathe.
The music coming from the studio made Everett hopeful.
On Saturday, Cheryl made magic.
Going to the volcano was a foolhardy idea. Ivan crouched and tied his laces.
Grioh Skyrunner raised his shield.
When Karl opened the door Mr. Martin looked up from his work.
Pirpeeys arose from slumber.
Lady Coxwind was in one of her moods.
Emily put down the banana carefully.
Andrew had come to Switzerland alone. He was here to meet the chauffeur.
When the moon came up, Suzanne knew it was time to sleep.
Mary-Lou could see that the captain was single-minded.
Gerald had never been to the sea. He took a sip of his Pepsi.
Someone had invited a rabbit to Christmas. Sylvia knew what to do.
It was a quiet Thursday afternoon. Ryan closed his eyes and took a breath as he led the tailor into the kitchen.
Mildred staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Anna walked into the bathroom and glanced at Kent. "You make me sad," she said.
Walter giggled to himself.
The dining room was ready.
There had never been a firefighter quite like Pedro Domingu ez, and he knew it.
The professor opened the door, and led Jerome inside.
Joyce could tell that Bernice was unique. She opened the door to the cell.
Ramon knew that Lewis was miserable.
A sense of magic was in the air. Lisa looked at the time.
When Emily arrived at her grand opening, everyone gasped.
Gerald opened the door to the lounge room. He ground his teeth.
The smell coming from the living room made Juanita uneasy.
Velma was relieved that everyone was coming to Christmas.
Mabel could see that Andrea was a boatbuilder. She tried not to smile.
Dale was delighted to be alone.
Norma knew that the winemaker was faithless.
It was a typical night in the mall. Thomas hoped for a miracle.
It was a magical Wednesday night. Victoria was in the playground.
Aaron could feel his heart beating.
It was a long way to the planet. Janet stopped and chewed some gum.
Raymond had come to Brazil prepared. He was here to meet the zookeeper.
On Monday, Isaac made sense.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Lloyd was relieved to see his car.
When Clayton arrived at his wedding, Robert embraced him.
If the fortune-teller didn't arrive soon, Jimmie didn't know what he would do.
There had never been a butcher quite like Gordon Carter, and he knew it.
Kimberly opened the door to the attic. The smell was surprisingly pleasant.
Eddie closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
Steven put down the sandwich carefully.
When Karen opened the door Mr. Moore looked up from his work.
When the moon came up, Melvin knew it was time to sleep.
Carl could tell that Anthony was irrational. He opened the door to the basement.
Lord Noorforth was in one of his moods.
The pony was on the prowl. Phyllis tried to remain calm.
Perry could see that the crow was cross.
Baliv arose from slumber.
Stephanie could see that Anna was a shepherd. She tried not to smile.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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