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Hector was staying. He took a bite of his pickle.
Carrie was angry that everyone was coming to Easter.
As soon as the grand opening started, Patrick put down his stapler.
Bill had never been to the valley. He chewed his lip.
It was a typical day in the aquarium. Victor wanted to dance.
For as long as Kathryn could remember, she'd wanted to be a fashion designer.
There had never been a fraudster quite like Lauren Brown, and she knew it.
Ian had been expecting Jeremy for six hours. He bit his fingernails.
Going to the mountain was a great idea. Anna went over the plan.
It was a dark, moonless night. Emily swallowed nervously as she led the philanthropist into the wardrobe.
The corridor was deserted.
It was a wintery night. Tiffany was at the door.
When Francisco opened the door Mrs. Pear son looked up from her book.
Greg could tell that Wesley was a poet. He tried not to worry.
Marsha staggered in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Rodney took a sip of his punch. It was going to be a momentous day.
Joyce had come to the liferaft alone. She was here to meet the soldier.
Someone had invited a chimpanzee to Easter. Jill knew what to do.
The navigator opened the door, and led Courtney inside.
Gladys was delighted to be floating.
The bright light coming from the conservatory made Rosemary hopeful.
Elmer knew that the zebra was deceptive.
Uarga shielded her eyes against the sun.
When Claire arrived at her grand opening, everyone welcomed her.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Georgia smiled knowingly.
On Sunday, Veronica made music.
Wiomer Lifesong raised his sword.
Lady Ellen was in one of her moods.
June opened the door to the bedroom. She could not believe what she saw.
For as long as Ricky could remember, he'd wanted to be a burglar.
Jo-Ellen was worried that Velma was coming to Easter.
It was a bitterly cold fall morning. Jerome closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette as he led the imam into the kitchen.
Julie opened the door to the guest room. She shuddered in anticipation.
When Nellie arrived at her funeral, Loretta cried.
Antonio had invited a sleuth to his party. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Allen smiled knowingly.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Johnnie laugh.
Earl was screaming. He chewed some gum.
Catherine could feel her heart beating.
When Ethel opened the door Mrs. White looked up from her book.
Jeffrey staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
As soon as Easter started, Anthony looked at the time.
Nancy felt that the entertainer was snoopy.
When rain stopped, Leroy knew it was time to move on.
The chef opened the door, and led Aaron inside.
It was a long way to the beach. Dan stopped and closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Judith had come to Spain alone. She was here to meet the hunter.
Snarneu arose from slumber.
Carolyn swallowed nervously. It was going to be a tough night.
On Tuesday, Glenda always made progress.
Alvin was the best game show host who ever lived.
Eniec shielded his eyes against the sun.
Tom walked into the laundry and glanced at Martin. "You make me dance," he said.
Linda opened the door to the dungeon. She could not believe what she saw.
Bill had been waiting for Benjamin for six hours. He crouched and tied his laces.
Someone had invited a goat to the funeral. Sarah knew the fun was about to begin.
Jeremy was at the mall. He had a hairbrush in his hand.
For as long as Franklin could remember, he'd wanted to be a ventriloquist.
Going to the ocean was a great idea. Carlos took a long sip of his ale.
Constance could see that Mildred was quaking. She opened the door to the cloakroom.
Oet Soulcoin raised his fist.
When Kristin opened the door Mrs. Brown looked up from her work.
There had never been a firefighter quite like Willard Washington, and he knew it.
The sound of the waves made Diana want to cry.
Pauline had invited a lamb to her grand opening. She knew the fun was about to begin.
The lobby was covered in blood.
It was a typical morning in the cathedral. Jo-Ellen enjoyed the feeling of power.
When Wallace arrived at Easter, everyone laughed.
Stephanie had come to London prepared. She was here to meet the real estate agent.
Keatchuria arose from slumber.
Sherry could see that Amanda was fascinated.
When rain began, Marilyn knew it was time to find shelter.
When Jesus arrived at his wedding, Darrell ignored him.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Harvey was relieved to see his mother.
The dolphin was on the prowl. Gertrude panicked.
Cynthia was suprised to be floating.
Kathleen was painting. She bit her fingernails.
Constance enjoyed the feeling of power.
For as long as Christina could remember, she'd wanted to be a chef.
Jim-Bob put down the guitar nervously.
Herman opened the door to the library. The stench was unmistakable.
The fashion designer opened the door, and led Jessie inside.
"They know it was me," Travis told himself as he waited in the hospital.
Minnie was relieved that everyone was coming to her party.
Cecil walked into the walk-in freezer and glanced at Stacey. "You make me laugh," he said.
Seth could see that Zachary was a medic. He tried not to smile.
Going to the sea was a terrible idea. Chris tried to hide.
Bradley fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Roberto could feel his heart beating.
Vera could not see anything.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Kristina had invited a cow to Christmas. She knew what to do.
There had never been a coroner quite like Willard Jones, and he knew it.
Smoke was in the air. Harvey opened the door.
Brandon was the best rat catcher in town.
When Jared arrived at Easter, Gregory cried.
The conservatory was flooded.
Shirley had been waiting for Lisa for two hours. She rubbed her hands together.
Ernest was suprised to be free.
It was a fun autumn afternoon. Laurie was in the bomb-shelter.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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