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If the swimming coach didn't arrive soon, Jessie didn't know what she would do.
Paul could tell that Francis was physical. He opened the door to the office.
Alfred could see that Andrew was hopeful.
Sarah was the best goatherd who ever lived.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Chris was relieved to see his mother.
Someone had invited a puppy to the grand opening. Ernest knew the fun was about to begin.
As soon as the party started, Miriam nodded to the navigator.
There had never been a bartender quite like Edna Hall, and she knew it.
When Marsha opened the door Mr. Lewis looked up from his work.
Janice opened the door to the barn. The silence was overwhelming.
Norma had come to Mars prepared. She was here to meet the undertaker.
Bartholomew had been waiting for Dan for four days. He grimaced.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Dwayne smiled knowingly.
Willie lit a cigarette. It was going to be a momentous evening.
Victoria put down the ball carefully.
It was a sad afternoon. Deanna checked her watch as she led the taxidermist into the guest room.
Vanessa hoped that the torturer was private.
It was a bright and starry Saturday night. Ralph was at school.
Wallace could not see anything.
Darrell was in the shop. He had a bottle in his hand.
Bernice had never been to the gully. She took a bite of her slice of pizza.
The wardrobe was covered in blood.
The sound of hammering made Julian want to cry.
The chimpanzee was on the prowl. Carol panicked.
Theodore wanted to dance.
For as long as Lloyd could remember, he'd wanted to be a jeweler.
Gerald was suprised to be alone.
Mark walked into the lobby and glanced at Diana. "You make me lie," he said.
Elmer was relieved that no one was coming to Christmas.
There had never been a stonecutter quite like Edith Baker, and she knew it.
Valerie was walking. She put down her corkscrew.
Cassandra could see that Rachel was a doctor. She tried not to laugh.
It was a long way to the reef. Stacey stopped and giggled to herself.
Jonathan staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
After spending a night on a train, Loretta was relieved to see her home.
Jennifer could see that the scorpion was satisfied.
Erika opened the door to the library. She could not believe what she saw.
Joy opened the door to the basement. She crouched and tied her laces.
As soon as the grand opening started, Willard wiped the sweat from his brow.
The noises coming from the bathroom made Darren uneasy.
Roland had come to Paris prepared. He was here to meet the cheesemaker.
It was a chilly May evening. Misty was in the closet.
Sarah was in the deli. She had a pen in her hand.
Manuel put down the kite nervously.
Going to the volcano was a terrible idea. Seth took a bite of his slice of pizza.
Warren had invited a builder to Easter. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Someone had invited an ant to the funeral. Sonia knew what to do.
Lydia could tell that Yolanda was funny. She opened the door to the attic.
Douglas walked into the kitchen and looked at Nicole. "You make me cry," he said.
When wolves began to howl, Agnes knew it was time to find shelter.
Heather was the best weaver in town.
The deer was on the prowl. Tommy knew exactly what to do.
There had never been a mathematician quite like Sally Brooks, and she knew it.
Steve had been expecting Elmer for six hours. He smiled knowingly.
Lauren wiped the sweat from her brow.
On Tuesday, Laurie made jelly.
Angela was delighted to be alone.
When Stanley opened the door Mrs. Garcia looked up from her book.
It was a long way to the river. Lois stopped and chewed her lip.
Wallace could see that Nelson was a graphic artist. He tried not to laugh.
Joyce opened the door to the dining room. She crouched and tied her laces.
Audrey could feel her heart beating.
The mechanic opened the door, and led Tommy inside.
Smoke was in the air. Dan looked at the time.
Jackie had never been to the lake. She whistled nonchalantly.
As soon as the funeral started, Ryan ground his teeth.
When Rafael arrived at his party, Mathew fainted.
The noises coming from the chapel made Victor hopeful.
Lord Brindlekeld was in one of his moods.
If the navigator didn't arrive soon, Joy didn't know what she would do.
For as long as Elaine could remember, she'd wanted to be a gravedigger.
Angela could not feel anything.
Dale had invited a lobster to Thanksgiving. He knew what to do.
Leslie staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Going to the forest was a great idea. Mark closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Sara knew that the puppy was injured.
When Greg arrived at Easter, everyone welcomed him.
"It's going to be okay," Shawn told himself as he waited at the bakery.
Lydia opened the door to the walk-in freezer. Her senses were overwhelmed.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
It was a dark, moonless February night. Colleen set aside her wrench as she led the astronaut into the laundry.
Leonard had come to the moon alone. He was here to meet the wedding planner.
Peggy was angry that everyone was coming to her grand opening.
The office was spotless.
There had never been a monk quite like Sheila White, and she knew it.
Ian was believing. He took a long sip of his wine.
It was a dark and stormy Friday evening. Jeffrey was in the hospital.
Morris put down the kebab carefully.
When Billy-Bob arrived at Easter, Edwin fainted.
Wanda was suprised to be free.
As soon as the party started, Theodore took a bite of his sandwich.
The monkey was on the loose. Stacy panicked.
If the translator didn't arrive soon, Micheal didn't know what he would do.
Dora hoped for a miracle.
Billie opened the door to the wardrobe. She enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Michael had been waiting for Richard for days. He nodded to the judge.
Vireurl Spiritkeeper raised his fist.
When Karen opened the door Mrs. Garcia looked up from her book.
Going to the desert was a nice idea. Theodore checked his phone.
Kathy opened the door to the laundry. The silence was overwhelming.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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