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When Danielle arrived at Thanksgiving, Alma fainted.
It was a magical July morning. Hazel was at the butcher.
Tonya had been expecting Shirley for five days. She hoped for a miracle.
The impersonator opened the door, and led Darryl inside.
After spending a night on a plane, Samuel was relieved to see his car.
"All's well that ends well," Norma told herself as she waited in the office.
Jeff opened the door to the garage. He struggled to breathe.
Greg had come to the end of the rainbow alone. He was here to meet the guitarist.
Jason was the best customs officer around.
Christian buttoned up his jacket.
Snoviore Fleshgazer raised his sword.
Raymond had never been to the volcano. He smiled knowingly.
Colleen was delighted to be floating.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
Rosa was in the deli. She had a can opener in her hand.
Fernando could see that Mathew was inert. He opened the door to the lobby.
Adam was relieved that Don was coming to his party.
Evelyn opened the door to the classroom. The stench was overwhelming.
Lord Bexstead was eating in the living room.
Uribua shielded his eyes against the blast.
It was a dull, insipid autumn afternoon. Terrence wanted a pill as he led the dentist into the wine cellar.
As soon as Christmas started, Olga nodded to the composer.
When Lorraine arrived at her funeral, everyone booed her.
On Wednesday, Myrtle made muffins.
Cody could see that Jesse was an archaeologist. He tried not to feel intimidated.
The moose was on the prowl. Ken panicked.
Franklin could feel his heart beating.
Seth was staying. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
The dancer opened the door, and led Freddie inside.
Constance hoped that the torturer was presumptuous.
For as long as Paul could remember, he'd wanted to be a sniper.
Elaib leaned into the wind.
Elaine walked into the cloakroom and looked at Melissa. "You make me sing," she said.
There had never been a musician quite like Denise Brooks, and she knew it.
The office was covered in blood.
Sergio fumbled in the darkness. The walls were damp.
John had been expecting William for four hours. He took a long sip of his Jack Daniels.
It was a dark and stormy December night. Eileen was in the hole.
After spending a night on a train, Daniel was relieved to see his mother.
The noises coming from the bathroom made Jonathan uneasy.
Going to the volcano was a great idea. Hector lowered his gaze.
Mathew could see that the horse was apathetic.
Love was in the air. Richard looked at the time.
Marjorie was delighted to be alive.
It was a long way to the pond. Bryan stopped and swallowed nervously.
When Brenda arrived at her funeral, everyone laughed.
"You deserve this," Derrick told himself as he waited in the basement.
Lady Greenmeadow was reading in the attic.
It was a misty morning. Edna looked at the time as she led the dancer into the garage.
Jeremy could see that the chief of police was incensed.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Sharon angry.
If the waiter didn't arrive soon, Joshua didn't know what he would do.
When rain began, Darrell knew it was time to move on.
Allison ground her teeth.
Penny could tell that Ann was warm. She opened the door to the cloakroom.
Geeshe Sinborn raised his fist.
Cecil had invited a puppy to Easter. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Jamie had come to Berlin alone. He was here to meet the shoemaker.
Lord Brandon was eating in the pantry.
Derrick could see that Thomas was upright.
Lillie put down the chicken wing nervously.
The music coming from the wardrobe made Darren hopeful.
Curtis opened the door to the waiting room. The silence was overwhelming.
It was a dark, moonless Sunday night. Ricardo was in the food court.
Melinda could tell that Carole was a paramedic. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Someone had invited a wolf to Easter. Marlene knew what to do.
Lord Joyholme was in one of his moods.
As soon as the party started, Steven checked his watch.
Walter nodded to the courier. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
Johnny was in the kitchen. He had a pair of scissors in his hand.
Everett was suprised to be free.
Loretta walked into the bathroom and glanced at Beverly. "You make me laugh," she said.
The wizard opened the door, and led Wilma inside.
Danny fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
After spending a night in the airport, Kathleen was relieved to see her father.
It was a foggy night. Donald straightened his hair as he led the ninja into the lobby.
Mary-Beth was disappointed that everyone was coming to her wedding.
Stella felt that the wombat was crafty.
Snarnau leaned into the wind.
When rain began, Lena knew it was time to find shelter.
Going to the woods was a foolhardy idea. Shelly closed her eyes and took a breath.
When Jack arrived at his party, Marcus cried.
Jonathan had come to Ireland prepared. He was here to meet the dancer.
Larry could see that Jim-Bob was neutral. He opened the door to the cloakroom.
Margaret took a bite of her licorice twist.
The sound of laughter made Tracy angry.
Nellie was the best philanthropist bar none.
Eliza-Jane could see that Lisa was cooperative.
As soon as the funeral started, Becky struggled to breathe.
Chad opened the door to the corridor. The silence was overwhelming.
"They know it was me," Cynthia told herself as she waited in the cafe.
Roger had never been to the beach. He knew it was too late.
It was a tumultuous morning. Daisy was on the porch.
Felicia opened the door to the laundry. She sucked her teeth.
The bedroom was deserted.
On Friday, Darren made it through.
Alex could not hear anything.
Edna was under the bed. She had a burger in her hand.
When Stephanie opened the door Mr. Kit son looked up from his work.
When the sun rose, Mathew knew it was time to sleep.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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