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Chester was at the butcher. He had a toothbrush in his hand.
It was a typical afternoon. Lee was at the casino.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
When Betty arrived at her wedding, April stared in disbelief.
When Roy opened the door Mrs. Ben son looked up from her book.
Sergio could see that Dan was negativistic.
Shawn could feel his heart beating.
The sound of hammering made Mark angry.
Jimmie could tell that Daniel was unfriendly. He opened the door to the cell.
On Friday, Velma made friends.
Michelle could see that the wolf was hurt.
Eraif arose from slumber.
Ben could see that Pedro was a bartender. He tried not to laugh.
Caroline had invited a turtle to her grand opening. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Daryl staggered in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
As soon as Christmas started, Everett smiled knowingly.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Pamela waited.
The smell coming from the lobby made Cindy uneasy.
Katie opened the door to the dungeon. She was afraid of what she would find.
The penguin was on the prowl. Leonard tried to remain calm.
Alice walked into the dining room and glanced at Debbie. "You make me dizzy," she said.
It was a long way to the woods. Tara stopped and closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Lois swallowed nervously.
Theresa could not hear anything.
Marshall was delighted to be floating.
When wolves began to howl, Earl knew it was time to sleep.
Hugh opened the door to the outhouse. He went over the plan.
Javier ground his teeth. It was going to be a momentous evening.
Michelle was on the corner. She had a hammer in her hand.
Triseuc Spiritgiver raised her fist.
It was a dark and stormy July night. Norman was in the deli.
Gerald had been expecting Freddie for days. He wanted an apple.
Someone had invited an octopus to Christmas. Frank knew the fun was about to begin.
Joel was eating. He shuddered in anticipation.
Glynealis shielded her eyes against the light.
When Rachel arrived at her party, Maxine laughed.
Wade could feel his heart beating.
There had never been a drug dealer quite like Billy Adams, and he knew it.
Maureen was glad that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
On Sunday, Gwendolyn always made a plan.
Crystal staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Yolanda knew that the swimmer was superficial.
It was a beautiful - Months afternoon. Edith smiled as she led the rat catcher into the outhouse.
"No one suspects a thing," Oscar told himself as he waited at the gate.
The puppy was on the prowl. Emily tried to remain calm.
When Clyde opened the door Mrs. Bry son looked up from her book.
The sauna was dark and oddly quiet.
Clifford could see that Daryl was mature. He opened the door to the guest room.
Morris had come to France prepared. He was here to meet the bartender.
Tim cracked open another beer.
Johnny opened the door to the barn. He had dreamed of this moment.
Ida hoped for a miracle. It was going to be a long morning.
Sylaub Lovedragon raised his axe.
Frederick knew that the hippopotamus was tragic.
Eduardo put down the apple slowly.
If the rat catcher didn't arrive soon, Eddie didn't know what he would do.
Allan had never been to the stream. He scratched his hand.
Dorothy walked into the wine cellar and looked at Jay. "You make me sad," she said.
Philip opened the door to the cell. He enjoyed the feeling of power.
Floyd had invited a hairdresser to Easter. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Gilbert was flying. He rubbed his hands together.
It was a wild, stormy winter night. Jacqueline was behind the wall.
Jeff had been expecting Timothy for four days. He took a bite of his slice of pizza.
It was a long way to the bay. Darren stopped and crouched and tied his laces.
When the moon came up, Eileen knew it was time to sleep.
After spending a night in the airport, Hugh was relieved to see his father.
Someone had invited a horse to the funeral. Carol knew what to do.
Lady Florence was in one of her moods.
Darrell was the best swordsmith in town.
There had never been a private detective quite like Helen Powell, and she knew it.
Naomi was worried that everyone was coming to her grand opening.
Heirfoosys leaned into the wind.
Sherry swallowed nervously.
Lee fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Going to the cave was a nice idea. Lorraine bit her fingernails.
Marc was suprised to be alive.
It was a chilly April morning. Mae straightened her clothes as she led the wizard into the sauna.
It was a typical evening in the cafe. Rose took a bite of her celery stick.
Victoria had invited a director to her grand opening. She knew what to do.
Madison had come to the North Pole alone. She was here to meet the game show host.
Howard hoped that Ricky was determined.
Nora opened the door to the garage. She was afraid of what she might find.
Wesley could feel his heart beating.
The sound of the alarm made Shelly angry.
As soon as the wedding started, Pamela ground her teeth.
Rebecca felt that the horse was clever.
For as long as Veronica could remember, she'd wanted to be an exterminator.
Erik could see that Terry was faithless. He opened the door to the dining room.
Lord Cartoft was sitting in the bedroom.
Lady Michele was in one of her moods.
If the sailor didn't arrive soon, Bobbi-Jo didn't know what she would do.
Jamie could not see anything.
Someone had invited a zebra to Easter. Dawn knew the fun was about to begin.
Bartholomew could tell that Salvador was a shaman. He tried not to feel intimidated.
It was a wintery afternoon. Kent was behind the tree.
When rain began, Francisco knew it was time to move on.
The music coming from the outhouse made Darlene uneasy.
After spending a night on a plane, Jacqueline was relieved to see her home.
William had never been to the bay. He looked at the time.
Adrian was at the bus stop. He had a sandwich in his hand.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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