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When Bernice arrived at her funeral, Jill booed her.
Lady Tillyworthy was in one of her moods.
Delores was delighted to be free.
For as long as Allison could remember, she'd wanted to be a boatbuilder.
It was a quiet winter night. Rene was in the observatory.
Mario was at the casino. He had a phone in his hand.
Someone had invited a cheetah to Easter. Audrey knew the fun was about to begin.
Tim had been expecting Terrence for four days. He smiled.
Tamara could see that Ethel was a biologist. She tried not to worry.
Carlos was moving. He swallowed nervously.
Elaine checked her phone.
Lady Pontworthy was eating in the wine cellar.
Ooray shielded his eyes against the light.
When rain began, Milton knew it was time to run.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Jeff enjoyed the feeling of power.
The fox had escaped. Michelle knew exactly what to do.
When Danielle opened the door Mr. Adams looked up from his book.
After spending a night on a train, Heidi was relieved to see her father.
Jaime checked his reflection. It was going to be a momentous night.
When Justin arrived at his wedding, Travis laughed.
Raymond hoped that everyone was coming to his funeral.
Going to the river was a terrible idea. Clara chewed her lip.
On Saturday, Alfred always made out.
Tonya opened the door to the dining room. She took a bite of her bread-stick.
Juan could see that Steven was organized.
It was a chilly afternoon. Adrian enjoyed the feeling of freedom as he led the jailer into the garage.
Annette knew that the chicken was realistic.
Lady Jennifer was reading in the wardrobe.
Pluiyre Fleshcleaner raised her fist.
It was a long way to the volcano. Neil stopped and straightened his hair.
Roberto opened the door to the pantry. He had dreamed of this moment.
There had never been a comedian quite like Lillian Allen, and she knew it.
The shaman opened the door, and led Glen inside.
Someone had invited a crocodile to the grand opening. Michelle knew the fun was about to begin.
When Ted arrived at Christmas, Pauline booed him.
The bright light coming from the garage made Norma uneasy.
It was a bright and starry summer night. Patricia was in the hair salon.
It was a typical evening in the cell. Jimmy put down his beer.
Cody had invited a barber to Thanksgiving. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Mark had come to China prepared. He was here to meet the hypnotist.
Juan could tell that Jay was vivacious. He opened the door to the bathroom.
Johnny closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette. It was going to be a long afternoon.
Trisaith waited for the battle to begin.
Gene could see that the weaver was progressive.
Gloria had never been to the lake. She crouched and tied her laces.
"It has to work," Tracey told herself as she waited at the wax museum.
Eliza-Jane raised her hands.
Jack could tell that Gary was a barber. He tried not to feel intimidated.
The sound of the helicopter leaving made Hugh hesitant.
Claudia knew that everyone was coming to Christmas.
It was a long way to the bay. Keith stopped and bit his fingernails.
Uetch shielded her eyes against the sun.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Kim looked at the time.
For as long as Max could remember, he'd wanted to be an athlete.
When Willard arrived at his grand opening, Casey fainted.
As soon as the party started, Eddie took a bite of his slice of pizza.
Thourg Timedragon raised her shield.
Frank had been waiting for Sam for four days. He hoped for a miracle.
Someone had invited a kitten to Christmas. Samantha knew it wouldn't end well.
The corridor was a complete mess.
When Norma arrived at Thanksgiving, Adrian embraced her.
The bright light coming from the laundry made Catherine uneasy.
Matthew staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Jo hoped that Carrie was gleeful.
Judith was the best spin doctor in town.
Jane opened the door to the studio. She checked her reflection.
It was a typical night in America. Patrick enjoyed the feeling of power.
It was a hot and humid night. Patsy was in the mirror.
It was a misty Tuesday afternoon. Lawrence took a sip of his beer as he led the interpreter into the cell.
Johnnie felt that the pawnbroker was high-spirited.
Ronnie was sitting. He scratched his hand.
Going to the pond was a bad idea. Frances enjoyed the feeling of power.
The sound of the motorbike made Mabel laugh.
Dolores went over the plan. It was going to be a special night.
After spending a night on a train, Ronald was relieved to see his home.
Ethel opened the door to the pantry. She had dreamed of this moment.
Louise closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
When Linda opened the door Mr. Walker looked up from his book.
The library was ready.
Cynthia had come to Antarctica prepared. She was here to meet the tailor.
Ashley could feel her life slipping away.
Lord Malcourt was in one of his moods.
Luis hoped that the monkey was sympathetic.
It started like any other evening in Cairo. Beatrice rubbed her hands together.
Warf Worldsword raised his sword.
Bartholomew could tell that Christian was a hunter. He tried not to laugh.
Smoke was in the air. Thelma waited.
It was a long way to the beach. Dale stopped and enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Bessie could see that Tamara was intense. She opened the door to the laundry.
On Monday, Diane made a movie.
Debra was the best sailor who ever lived.
If the mechanic didn't arrive soon, Henry didn't know what he would do.
Kay could see that the park ranger was elegant.
The fishmonger opened the door, and led Jon inside.
There had never been an interpreter quite like Ann Davis, and she knew it.
It was a typical afternoon in the office. Pauline took a bite of her fishcake.
Wade staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
The cow was on the loose. Jeanette panicked.
Jimmie straightened his clothes.
It was a night full of promise. Teresa was under the mountain.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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