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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
When Christopher opened the door Mrs. Lee looked up from her book.
Magoo waited for the battle to begin.
Enrique was the best captain in town.
After spending a night in jail, Darren was relieved to see his car.
Albert could tell that Wesley was a clerk. He tried not to feel intimidated.
When the sun rose, Emma knew it was time to run.
As soon as the grand opening started, Kathryn lit a cigarette.
Mario opened the door to the outhouse. The silence was overwhelming.
Brandy had been expecting Pearl for four hours. She took a long sip of her Coke.
The owl was on the prowl. Edna tried to remain calm.
"You deserve this," Bob told himself as he waited at the butcher.
Brandon was suprised to be alone.
Going to the swamp was a terrible idea. Janice rubbed her hands together.
Ug Doomwave raised her shield.
The cloakroom was locked.
Warren wanted a croissant.
A sense of magic was in the air. Cory waited.
It was a typical day in the bridge. Bertha gripped her cup.
The sound of the bagpipes made Kent want to scream.
Troy checked his reflection. It was going to be a long night.
Strouc shielded his eyes against the blast.
Luis had never been to the stream. He smiled knowingly.
Arlene hoped that the crocodile was thoughtless.
The illustrator opened the door, and led Marie inside.
For as long as Christian could remember, he'd wanted to be a lumberjack.
The smoke coming from the corridor made Lloyd uneasy.
Elaine had invited a doctor to her party. She knew it wouldn't end well.
There had never been a drug dealer quite like Roland Young, and he knew it.
It was a bright and starry summer night. Rick was in the attic.
Randy had come to the fort alone. He was here to meet the dogcatcher.
Agnes could see that the herbalist was earthy.
Ramona could see that Jacqueline was a tax collector. She tried not to worry.
Karl opened the door to the barn. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
Dave could feel his life slipping away.
George was in the clock-tower. He had a knife in his hand.
When Lois arrived at Easter, everyone ignored her.
The tortoise was on the prowl. Martha knew exactly what to do.
It was a magical winter afternoon. Jonathan took a long sip of his coffee as he led the wizard into the dining room.
Lord Dean was reading in the closet.
Joy straightened her hair. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
Willie was the best ornithologist around.
Rene fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Daz waited for the battle to begin.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Daryl waited.
Someone had invited a kitten to the funeral. Linda knew it wouldn't end well.
As soon as Christmas started, Billy wanted to find peace.
Rita was travelling. She took a bite of her bread-stick.
On Sunday, Russell always made trouble.
Hugh could see that Kelly was healthy. He opened the door to the walk-in freezer.
When Allan opened the door Mr. Clark looked up from his book.
Alexander was delighted to be floating.
It was a long way to the mountain. Constance stopped and took a long sip of her daiquiri.
When Jessie arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone gasped.
Hilda had been expecting Brenda for three days. She smiled knowingly.
Wayne felt that the dog was disruptive.
For as long as Naomi could remember, she'd wanted to be a translator.
If the lumberjack didn't arrive soon, Kurt didn't know what he would do.
The gravedigger opened the door, and led Johnny inside.
Enrique had come to Mars alone. He was here to meet the conductor.
It started like any other day in the concert. Oscar struggled to breathe.
It was a bitterly cold Friday night. Neil swallowed nervously as he led the spy into the garage.
Erin ground her teeth.
Lady Vinden was in one of her moods.
There had never been a hairdresser quite like Edna Lee, and she knew it.
Beverly knew that the guard was shallow.
Melissa could tell that Gloria was a farmer. She tried not to worry.
"No one suspects a thing," Nora told herself as she waited in the library.
Philip walked into the walk-in freezer and looked at Tanya. "You make me happy," he said.
Lori had never been to the reef. She meditated.
As soon as the party started, Marsha set aside her hammer.
Someone had invited a fox to the grand opening. Rosa knew the fun was about to begin.
Seth put down the cracker nervously.
Corey checked his phone. It was going to be a momentous morning.
Going to the lake was a nice idea. Bobbie chewed her lip.
It was a hot Wednesday morning. Troy was at the mall.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
After spending a night under a bridge, Lonnie was relieved to see his home.
On Friday, Marcus always made a plan.
When Roland opened the door Mrs. Thomas looked up from her work.
Love was in the air. Jon opened the door.
The closet was ready.
The bright light coming from the laundry made Derrick hopeful.
Xyroa waited for the battle to begin.
Andrea had come to Ireland prepared. She was here to meet the referee.
Suzanne staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
The security guard opened the door, and led Mitchell inside.
Katherine opened the door to the dining room. She snapped her fingers.
Raul was suprised to be free.
Tamara hoped that Kristen was impractical.
The puppy was on the loose. Leo pretended not to notice.
Billy-Bob had never been to the woods. He chewed his lip.
Bob hoped that the dentist was mealymouthed.
Ryan could tell that Vernon was a waiter. He tried not to laugh.
Phillip could tell that Eddie was content. He opened the door to the lobby.
When Andy arrived at his wedding, Tracey laughed at him.
There had never been a sailor quite like Kurt Baker, and he knew it.
Rosa opened the door to the attic. She could not believe what she saw.
As soon as the funeral started, Jeremy snapped his fingers.
"All's well that ends well," Walter told himself as he waited at school.
Willie was in the attic. She had a phone in her hand.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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