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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
It was a typical afternoon in the bathroom. Bobbi-Jo chewed some gum.
It was a long way to the lake. Loretta stopped and giggled to herself.
It was a bitter, endless night. Darrell was in the waiting room.
Suzanne was the best paleontologist who ever lived.
The burglar opened the door, and led Colleen inside.
When wolves began to howl, Ana knew it was time to sleep.
The sound of the violin made Annie angry.
Someone had invited a chimpanzee to Christmas. Esther knew it wouldn't end well.
As soon as Easter started, Bernice wanted time to stand still.
Dolores could see that the rat was festive.
Carmen hoped that Clara was misguided.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
Emily opened the door to the sauna. She swallowed nervously.
Going to the swamp was a bad idea. Joy bit her fingernails.
The giraffe had escaped. Timothy tried to remain calm.
For as long as Sam could remember, he'd wanted to be a diver.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Mark was relieved to see his car.
A sense of magic was in the air. Sonia waited.
If the cheesemaker didn't arrive soon, Brent didn't know what he would do.
Leah had invited a dolphin to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Lori opened the door to the cell. She could not believe what she saw.
On Friday, Victor made an igloo.
When Gwendolyn opened the door Mrs. Parker looked up from her work.
Pamela was delighted to be floating.
Robert could tell that Jaime was creative. He opened the door to the laundry.
The pantry was ready.
Philip walked into the control room and glanced at Douglas. "You make me nervous," he said.
There had never been a writer quite like Tracy Harris, and she knew it.
Rosemary had come to the pyramids alone. She was here to meet the chief of police.
It was a long way to the creek. Kirk stopped and took a long sip of his Jim Beam.
It was a gloomy afternoon. Carl was at the bus stop.
Lord Pedro was eating in the cell.
Kristen felt that the spy was neat.
Someone had invited a giraffe to Christmas. Mary-Beth knew the fun was about to begin.
Aaron had never been to the mountain. He rubbed his hands together.
"It's going to be okay," Rodney told himself as he waited in the theatre.
Grace felt that the bee was painstaking.
As soon as the party started, Allen nodded to the pharmacist.
When Brandine arrived at Thanksgiving, Eliza-Jane cried.
Thomas snapped his fingers. It was going to be a tough day.
Scott was whispering. He enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
When the sun rose, Monica knew it was time to run.
It was a clear and cloudless evening. Brett lit a cigarette as he led the comedian into the laundry.
Alvin opened the door to the office. He crouched and tied his laces.
Margie was the best shaman bar none.
After spending a night in hospital, Sonia was relieved to see her home.
Lucy had invited a bird to Christmas. She knew the fun was about to begin.
The smell coming from the guest room made Herbert uneasy.
Madison was suprised to be alive.
Cheryl staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
It was a long way to the sea. Jay stopped and giggled to himself.
When Dan arrived at his funeral, everyone rushed to see him.
Jonathan could feel his heart beating.
For as long as Charlie could remember, he'd wanted to be a chicken sexer.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
The monkey had escaped. Jacqueline panicked.
The basement was locked.
Michael opened the door to the outhouse. He was afraid of what he might find.
As soon as the party started, Catherine questioned her plan.
Guy walked into the lobby and looked at Irma. "You make me run," he said.
Juan put down the doll carefully.
Going to the sea was a bad idea. Linda looked at the time.
The butcher opened the door, and led Marcia inside.
Someone had invited a dolphin to Thanksgiving. Rosemary knew the fun was about to begin.
When Lonnie opened the door Mrs. Miller looked up from her work.
When Gregory arrived at Easter, everyone fainted.
Lady Wendy was sitting in the garage.
On Monday, Julia always made noises.
Edgar was glowing. He rubbed his hands together.
There had never been a pirate quite like Anita Smith, and she knew it.
Cindy had invited an owl to her funeral. She knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a tumultuous Friday afternoon. Irma was in the cafe.
Donna opened the door to the library. She wanted time to stand still.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Allen want to scream.
When the sun rose, Agnes knew it was time to sleep.
Clinton could see that the goose was completely normal.
Dana could tell that Erica was hedonistic. She opened the door to the laundry.
Russell had been waiting for Ken for four hours. He nodded to the bank robber.
Corey could feel his life slipping away.
Evelyn walked into the corridor and glanced at Anita. "You make me run," she said.
Josephine could see that Jeanette was a pawnbroker. She tried not to feel intimidated.
When Tom arrived at Christmas, Miguel embraced him.
It was a long way to the peak. Sam stopped and grimaced.
For as long as Fernando could remember, he'd wanted to be a butler.
Alberto opened the door to the lounge room. His senses were overwhelmed.
Mathew was the best soldier in town.
The dolphin was on the prowl. Ramon pretended not to notice.
Kirk had come to Beijing prepared. He was here to meet the fishmonger.
Courtney could see that Irma was ritualistic.
The trapper opened the door, and led Catherine inside.
When Joseph opened the door Mrs. White looked up from her book.
Someone had invited a crab to the wedding. Gene knew it wouldn't end well.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Casey checked his reflection.
Schuib waited for the battle to begin.
Renee could not hear anything.
If the drummer didn't arrive soon, Ronnie didn't know what he would do.
When Ruby arrived at her grand opening, June gasped.
Smoke was in the air. John looked at the time.
"Maybe no one will notice," Vernon told himself as he waited in the supermarket.
The sound of the motorbike made Shane laugh.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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