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As soon as Thanksgiving started, Alvin swallowed nervously.
Leroy walked into the studio and looked at Leslie. "You make me lie," he said.
Bessie opened the door to the living room. She had dreamed of this moment.
Someone had invited a chicken to Easter. Jeffrey knew what to do.
When Jean opened the door Mrs. Adams looked up from her book.
It was a dark, moonless night. Leonard was in the closet.
When Katie arrived at her wedding, everyone stared in disbelief.
Mattie was in the lighthouse. She had a gun in her hand.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Gertrude opened the door.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Ricardo was relieved to see his wife.
Minnie could see that Patsy was zany. She opened the door to the guest room.
John was delighted to be floating.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
"Dare to dream," Jared told himself as he waited in the office.
Charlie was disappointed that Phillip was coming to Christmas.
If the actor didn't arrive soon, Javier didn't know what he would do.
Christina had come to Hong Kong alone. She was here to meet the swineherd.
When Travis arrived at his party, Brett booed him.
Matthew was staying. He cracked open another beer.
Joel had been expecting Leo for two hours. He checked his watch.
Jerome swallowed nervously. It was going to be a fantastic night.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Harold crouched and tied his laces as he led the florist into the living room.
When the sun rose, Tyrone knew it was time to move on.
Dwayne was the best artist who ever lived.
Christopher had never been to the mountain. He took a bite of his bread-stick.
Sidney fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Sara could see that the donkey was caring.
Kyle put down the muffin slowly.
Daisy was behind the curtains. She had a spring-roll in her hand.
Salvador had invited a crocodile to Easter. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Jimmie cracked open another beer.
Juan could feel his heart beating.
As soon as the wedding started, Kelly nodded to the shaman.
Betty opened the door to the basement. She smiled knowingly.
For as long as Raymond could remember, he'd wanted to be a coroner.
Miachuan shielded her eyes against the light.
The hippopotamus was on the loose. Priscilla tried to remain calm.
It was a damp evening. Velma was behind the wall.
Lance walked into the kitchen and glanced at Kenneth. "You make me feel bad," he said.
Bartholomew was angry that Virgil was coming to Thanksgiving.
The noises coming from the guest room made Leon uneasy.
If the record producer didn't arrive soon, Edwin didn't know what he would do.
It was a long way to the lake. Seth stopped and took a bite of his burger.
Going to the sea was a good idea. Catherine crouched and tied her laces.
The cloakroom was flooded.
"Winners don't quit," Everett told himself as he waited in the basement.
Kriseayre arose from slumber.
The sound of the alarm made Mario hesitant.
Ian had come to Hell alone. He was here to meet the guard.
Alexander was behind the curtains. He had a flower in his hand.
Fria Faithburner raised her sword.
Juanita could tell that Jeanette was liberated. She opened the door to the sauna.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Glenda was relieved to see her father.
Someone had invited a chimpanzee to Thanksgiving. Pedro knew it wouldn't end well.
Brandy staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
On Sunday, Sonia always made peace.
Harvey wanted a pill. It was going to be a special evening.
Sergio opened the door to the lobby. His senses were overwhelmed.
When Rebecca arrived at her wedding, Gina laughed.
Vanessa could tell that Melinda was a private detective. She tried not to worry.
Kristina was moving. She gripped her mochaccino.
As soon as the grand opening started, Tamara took a sip of her Heineken.
Victor could feel his life slipping away.
When Ronnie arrived at his funeral, Marie rushed to see him.
It was a misty Tuesday morning. Harvey was at the door.
When Kristen opened the door Mr. Baker looked up from his work.
Eliza-Jane had never been to the cave. She buttoned up her jacket.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Katrina smiled knowingly.
It was a typical day in the deli. Alice rubbed her hands together.
It was a long way to the beach. Helen stopped and wanted a friend.
There had never been a chef quite like Jordan Thomas, and he knew it.
If the exterminator didn't arrive soon, Agnes didn't know what she would do.
Sherry hoped that the biologist was healthy.
Anita chewed her lip.
The pony was on the prowl. Derrick tried to remain calm.
Wesley had invited a physician to his party. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Shannon could see that Leslie was friendly.
Mabel walked into the dungeon and glanced at Ida. "You make me afraid," she said.
After spending a night in jail, Erika was relieved to see her boss.
Skiet waited for the battle to begin.
Going to the stream was a bad idea. Jenny took a sip of her whiskey.
Lord Ivan was waiting in the outhouse.
Katrina fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
For as long as Regina could remember, she'd wanted to be an entertainer.
The music coming from the bedroom made Curtis uneasy.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Patrick could see that Ronnie was miserable. He opened the door to the garage.
The laundry was the perfect location.
Rhonda opened the door to the bathroom. She chewed her lip.
Gregory felt that the chicken was sulky.
Anna had been expecting Kathy for hours. She checked her reflection.
Ralph was at the bakery. He had a candy-bar in his hand.
When Wesley arrived at Thanksgiving, Benjamin laughed.
On Sunday, Henry always made it fun.
Zachary put down the umbrella slowly.
Evelyn opened the door to the armory. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Jason was swimming. He enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Allen took a bite of his sandwich. It was going to be a long evening.
It was a dark and lonely spring night. Mitchell was at the travel agent.
As soon as Easter started, Johnnie chewed some gum.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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