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The sound of the blender made Lori angry.
Kelly staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
For as long as Jay could remember, he'd wanted to be a dentist.
The pony had escaped. Francisco knew exactly what to do.
Marilyn buttoned up her jacket.
The pawnbroker opened the door, and led Vicki inside.
It was a typical evening. Miguel was in the lighthouse.
Going to the bay was a terrible idea. Fred looked at the time.
The bright light coming from the office made Elsie hopeful.
"You deserve this," Stephanie told herself as she waited at the mall.
Eduardo hoped that the referee was pessimistic.
After spending a night in the airport, Emma was relieved to see her car.
Ryan opened the door to the basement. He could not believe what he saw.
When Donald arrived at his party, everyone cried.
When Sean opened the door Mrs. Miller looked up from her book.
Wayne put down the guitar carefully.
It started like any other night in the hospital. Miguel crouched and tied his laces.
It was a dull, insipid August night. Bob wiped the sweat from his brow as he led the ornithologist into the lounge room.
Timothy had never been to the desert island. He hoped for a miracle.
When wolves began to howl, Charlie knew it was time to run.
On Wednesday, Nicholas always made love.
Someone had invited a dolphin to Easter. Benjamin knew it wouldn't end well.
Lady Lucille was waiting in the garage.
Lady Loretta was in one of her moods.
There had never been a locksmith quite like Antonio Lewis, and he knew it.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
Lorraine could see that Terri was childish. She opened the door to the pantry.
Connie opened the door to the attic. She enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
The dining room was spotless.
Rachel was the best printer in town.
Andre was in the cathedral. He had a stapler in his hand.
The senator opened the door, and led Clarence inside.
When Allan arrived at his party, everyone ignored him.
Eric could see that the dolphin was encouraged.
The goldfish was on the loose. Willie tried to remain calm.
It was a chilly January afternoon. Elaine was in the bushes.
Byron staggered in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Xuochove shielded her eyes against the blast.
For as long as Dana could remember, she'd wanted to be a yak herder.
The sound of the drill made Albert want to scream.
Dennis had invited a doctor to his wedding. He knew the fun was about to begin.
As soon as Christmas started, Nathaniel chewed some gum.
Marlene closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Johnny walked into the lounge room and glanced at Maureen. "You make me sweat," he said.
Jessie could see that the spy was oppressed.
Ramona could feel her life slipping away.
Going to the sea was a good idea. Jeremy crouched and tied his laces.
Roef arose from slumber.
Eva could see that Erica was a chimney-sweep. She tried not to worry.
The conservatory was covered in blood.
It was a long way to the island. Christopher stopped and laughed to himself.
Lillian had been expecting Heather for two hours. She cracked open another beer.
Terrance had never been to the desert. He took a long sip of his orange juice.
Willie opened the door to the office. He swallowed nervously.
Lord Drumhaven was sitting in the dungeon.
Ben was angry that Greg was coming to Christmas.
After spending a night on the street, Cassandra was relieved to see her wife.
It was a busy Monday night. Jennie chewed her lip as she led the bishop into the garage.
It was a morning full of promise. Debbie was over the hill.
Teresa was the best programmer who ever lived.
Randy felt that Mario was energetic.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
When Keith arrived at his wedding, everyone stared in disbelief.
Kent was on the corner. He had a spatula in his hand.
Someone had invited a sheep to Easter. Sarah-Jane knew the fun was about to begin.
Susan opened the door to the bedroom. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Raul was suprised to be alone.
Elaine knew that the tortoise was easily discouraged.
Sherry cracked open another beer.
On Sunday, Violet always made popcorn.
There had never been a yodeler quite like Ross Williams, and he knew it.
Emily could tell that Regina was a flight attendant. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Renee could not hear anything.
When Terri arrived at Christmas, Mary welcomed her.
When the sun rose, Corey knew it was time to move on.
A sense of magic was in the air. Heidi opened the door.
The guest room was deserted.
As soon as Easter started, Theodore shrugged.
For as long as Brandy could remember, she'd wanted to be a detective.
"Just be yourself," Brett told himself as he waited in the bell-tower.
It was a long way to the woods. Maureen stopped and rubbed her hands together.
It was a crisp Monday morning. Hilda was at the pub.
Jeff felt that the scout was moralistic.
Veronica walked into the dungeon and looked at Shawn. "You make me cry," she said.
The dinosaur was on the loose. Tyrone knew exactly what to do.
It was a clear and cloudless night. Ryan chewed his lip as he led the drug dealer into the laundry.
It was a typical day in the hospital. Valerie bit her fingernails.
The imam opened the door, and led Leroy inside.
Psoip waited for the battle to begin.
Maurice took a bite of his spring-roll. It was going to be a momentous night.
Marc had invited a lion to his funeral. He knew what to do.
The sound of the angle-grinder made Crystal angry.
Dora felt that the penguin was chummy.
After spending a night on a train, Audrey was relieved to see her car.
Willie opened the door to the kitchen. She had dreamed of this moment.
Lord Basingwood was reading in the garage.
If the architect didn't arrive soon, Jeanne didn't know what she would do.
When wolves began to howl, Marjorie knew it was time to find shelter.
Roger had never been to the island. He whistled nonchalantly.
For as long as Andy could remember, he'd wanted to be a farmer.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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