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Clifton was the best deputy bar none.
Jennie was delighted to be alone.
It was a typical morning. Martha took a sip of her margarita as she led the historian into the guest room.
Cory walked into the barn and glanced at Walter. "You make me dance," he said.
Reak arose from slumber.
When the moon came up, Eugene knew it was time to move on.
Kevin opened the door to the waiting room. He had dreamed of this moment.
"Maybe no one will notice," Jerry told himself as he waited in the temple.
Rose hoped that Felicia was perplexed.
William had invited a turtle to his funeral. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Ken twiddled his thumbs. It was going to be a tough morning.
Dale could feel his life slipping away.
Lady Addleland was sitting in the dungeon.
Holly hoped that the chicken was punctual.
It was a typical evening in the office. Agnes chewed her lip.
As soon as the party started, Jesus took a sip of his punch.
The music coming from the dining room made Andrea uneasy.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Sergio hesitant.
For as long as Milton could remember, he'd wanted to be a goldsmith.
Phillip was relieved that Glen was coming to his grand opening.
Emily felt that the bartender was honorable.
Kathy staggered in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
The clockmaker opened the door, and led Sean inside.
There had never been a doctor quite like Dora Campbell, and she knew it.
It was a long way to the desert. Claire stopped and buttoned up her jacket.
Herbert was growling. He scratched his hand.
Linda straightened her clothes.
Going to the cave was a foolhardy idea. Nora took a bite of her celery stick.
When Evelyn arrived at Easter, Perry laughed at her.
The dinosaur was on the prowl. Lucille knew exactly what to do.
It was a wintery night. Gilbert was in the hospital.
When the sun rose, Lillie knew it was time to sleep.
Christopher had been waiting for Edwin for six days. He lowered his gaze.
It was a cold, moonlit August night. Lisa knew it wasn't too late as she led the missionary into the lobby.
When Billy-Bob arrived at Christmas, Angel gasped.
"This is crazy," Bobbie told herself as she waited under the bridge.
Ene shielded her eyes against the sun.
Clinton could see that Byron was desolate. He opened the door to the bathroom.
Rose cracked open another beer. It was going to be a fantastic afternoon.
Ashley could feel her heart beating.
Jacob could not feel anything.
Ron was the best nanny in town.
If the chef didn't arrive soon, Beth didn't know what she would do.
Gail was in the corner. She had a blue highlighter in her hand.
Jacqueline could see that Margie was a screenwriter. She tried not to smile.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Katie picked up her credit card.
When Scott opened the door Mr. King looked up from his work.
Eria arose from slumber.
Terri walked into the cell and looked at Stanley. "You make me scream," she said.
After spending a night in hell, Andy was relieved to see his mother.
Lance had invited an otter to his funeral. He knew it wouldn't end well.
The pirate opened the door, and led Clinton inside.
Someone had invited a chicken to the party. Bobbie knew it wouldn't end well.
Sarah opened the door to the walk-in freezer. She crouched and tied her laces.
The outhouse was covered in blood.
Danny knew that Ken was patriotic.
Madison was relieved that everyone was coming to her wedding.
Gladys fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Vicki opened the door to the chapel. The silence was overwhelming.
It was a clear, bright night. Dana was at the football stadium.
When Victoria arrived at Easter, everyone gasped.
The sound of the seagulls made Loretta hesitant.
Earl had been expecting Don for hours. He took a bite of his kebab.
The bright light coming from the dungeon made Cheryl hopeful.
April had never been to the forest. She rubbed her hands together.
It was a long way to the desert. Stella stopped and wanted a celery stick.
There had never been a painter quite like Rene Adams, and he knew it.
Henry could feel his heart beating.
Jeremy could tell that Danny was a journalist. He tried not to smile.
When Monica arrived at her funeral, everyone laughed at her.
"Maybe no one will notice," Christine told herself as she waited in the bath.
Terri was delighted to be floating.
Qinuomer leaned into the wind.
Marlene walked into the sauna and looked at Sally. "You make me yawn," she said.
A sense of magic was in the air. Joanne looked at the time.
Ella could see that Veronica was reactionary. She opened the door to the conservatory.
Marvin was climbing. He enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Going to the river was a good idea. Janet took a bite of her sandwich.
As soon as the grand opening started, Eileen closed her eyes and took a breath.
The zebra was on the loose. Bonnie knew exactly what to do.
It was a typical night. Joel was in the playground.
Hugh could see that the researcher was innovative.
William was in the theatre. He had a burger in his hand.
James was the best physicist in town.
Fernando fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
When the sun rose, Donald knew it was time to run.
Dria Moonsnake raised his fist.
Someone had invited a fish to the party. Nora knew what to do.
It was a dark and stormy winter night. Casey straightened his hair as he led the farmer into the barn.
Greg could tell that Wesley was a sleuth. He tried not to laugh.
Mike opened the door to the basement. The silence was overwhelming.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
There had never been a peddlar quite like Jon Gonzál ez, and he knew it.
When Lydia arrived at her funeral, Francisco welcomed her.
The sound of the faucet dripping made Darlene want to scream.
Roberta had never been to the river. She took a sip of her egg nog.
Dorothy was relieved that everyone was coming to her party.
The archer opened the door, and led James inside.
When Henry opened the door Mr. Powell looked up from his work.
Going to the cave was a nice idea. Leo knew it wasn't too late.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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