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Virginia hoped that the chipmunk was abrupt.
Carmen was glad that Dolores was coming to Christmas.
Wade walked into the waiting room and glanced at Becky. "You make me feel good," he said.
There had never been a scientist quite like Marlene Walker, and she knew it.
Dana opened the door to the outhouse. She could not believe what she saw.
Tiffany had invited a court jester to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
For as long as April could remember, she'd wanted to be a fortune-teller.
If the painter didn't arrive soon, Margaret didn't know what she would do.
"It's almost over," Nathaniel told himself as he waited in the museum.
It was a gloomy night. Marcia took a sip of her chocolate milk as she led the builder into the basement.
Lady Polbridge was waiting in the studio.
The office was flooded.
It was a calm, yet eerie winter night. Mary-Beth was in the shop.
Gilbert was at the pub. He had a spoon in his hand.
On Thursday, Jonathan always made changes.
The physician opened the door, and led Sherry inside.
Brad fumbled in the gloom. The walls were rough.
Raymond had been waiting for Kyle for four hours. He looked at the time.
When Jeffery arrived at his grand opening, Kelly gasped.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Antonio chewed some gum.
Shelly checked her phone. It was going to be a long afternoon.
Theodore could feel his life slipping away.
When Andrea arrived at her wedding, everyone ignored her.
It was a long way to the pond. Troy stopped and tried to hide.
Kenneth could see that Willard was superstitious.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Peter was relieved to see his mother.
Rene was delighted to be alone.
The sound of the bagpipes made Clifton want to scream.
Lady Winham was in one of her moods.
It was a long and sleepless fall night. Katherine whistled nonchalantly as she led the sniper into the studio.
Alicia was the best dancer around.
Rafael straightened his hair.
For as long as Judy could remember, she'd wanted to be a wedding planner.
Darryl walked into the garage and looked at Wayne. "You make me tell the truth," he said.
Marilyn could see that the historian was religious.
Deurbo waited for the battle to begin.
Pedro had never been to the stream. He took a bite of his slice of pizza.
Maureen had invited a waiter to her wedding. She knew what to do.
As soon as the grand opening started, Rhonda closed her eyes and took a breath.
Ralph knew that Ramon was coming to his funeral.
The office was spotless.
Someone had invited an octopus to Christmas. Justin knew the fun was about to begin.
When the sun rose, Matthew knew it was time to sleep.
"You can do this," Vivian told herself as she waited at the door.
It started like any other day in the library. Leslie bit his fingernails.
It was a chilly February morning. Brent was in the deli.
Lawrence staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
There had never been a lawyer quite like Albert Morris, and he knew it.
After spending a night in jail, Randall was relieved to see his mother.
Clarence opened the door to the barn. His senses were overwhelmed.
It was a busy January evening. Marion gripped her key as she led the chemist into the wardrobe.
The smoke coming from the garage made Mathew hopeful.
Ken put down the skateboard carefully.
Carlos was delighted to be alive.
Priscilla sucked her teeth. It was going to be a special morning.
When Roger arrived at his funeral, Todd cried.
The chicken was on the prowl. Lori panicked.
Loretta was at the wax museum. She had a pen in her hand.
On Saturday, Jeff always made lunch.
Sara knew that everyone was coming to Easter.
Georgia could see that Betty was disturbing. She opened the door to the cell.
Gene could feel his heart beating.
Nicole could see that Violet was creative.
Walter took a sip of his Dr. Pepper.
When Charlotte arrived at Christmas, everyone booed her.
For as long as Randall could remember, he'd wanted to be a sleuth.
Lee opened the door to the living room. He bit his fingernails.
If the coach didn't arrive soon, Andy didn't know what he would do.
Brett had invited a turtle to Thanksgiving. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Snaib waited for the battle to begin.
Jesus had never been to the desert island. He checked his reflection.
The bandit opened the door, and led Patrick inside.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
As soon as Easter started, Gabriel straightened his hair.
After spending a night in hospital, William was relieved to see his wife.
It was a long way to the bay. Sue stopped and wanted relief.
There had never been an innkeeper quite like Sheila Parker, and she knew it.
Bonnie could see that the juggler was dry.
When Ray arrived at Christmas, everyone stared in disbelief.
Going to the mountain was a nice idea. Don ground his teeth.
Thomas opened the door to the kitchen. The silence was overwhelming.
It was a dark, moonless winter night. Jeremy was in the shop.
Wallace had come to Japan prepared. He was here to meet the astronaut.
Cathy was the best winemaker in town.
Tanya had been expecting Veronica for days. She buttoned up her jacket.
"Dare to dream," Mitchell told himself as he waited under the bed.
On Friday, Jonathan always made a pillow fort.
Grace was worried that Laura-May was coming to her funeral.
Crystal had invited a dolphin to Easter. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Julio put down the kite carefully.
Terrance opened the door to the corridor. He chewed some gum.
Calvin hoped that Jeremy was completely normal.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Connie laugh.
The crow was on the loose. Brittany pretended not to notice.
The smell coming from the laundry made Diane uneasy.
For as long as Rita could remember, she'd wanted to be a beautician.
Lady Carolyn was in one of her moods.
When Laura arrived at Thanksgiving, Vicki booed her.
Jane could feel her life slipping away.
Terry was drinking. He took a bite of his croissant.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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