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The squirrel was on the loose. Albert panicked.
A sense of magic was in the air. Barry looked at the time.
For as long as Hazel could remember, she'd wanted to be a pharmacist.
The tattooist opened the door, and led Nora inside.
If the bank robber didn't arrive soon, Olga didn't know what she would do.
The smell coming from the conservatory made Nicole hopeful.
It was a hot and humid August night. Beth was at the door.
As soon as Christmas started, Sam took a bite of his slice of pizza.
Lois could not feel anything.
Lord Eugene was eating in the bathroom.
"It's going to be okay," Eduardo told himself as he waited in the office.
There had never been a historian quite like Clifford Lee, and he knew it.
Dwayne was relieved that no one was coming to his wedding.
Gene could tell that Andy was concerned. He opened the door to the outhouse.
Hilda had invited a seagull to Thanksgiving. She knew what to do.
Anna opened the door to the kitchen. She nodded to the author.
Amber felt that Jennifer was bright.
Someone had invited a pony to Christmas. Wayne knew it wouldn't end well.
Yvonne knew that the owl was unrestrained.
Enrique opened the door to the bedroom. The odour was unbearable.
On Sunday, Joseph made it worse.
Chris took a bite of his licorice twist. It was going to be a special day.
The control room was covered in blood.
It was a long way to the swamp. Rodney stopped and enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Robin swallowed nervously.
Jennie was the best security guard in town.
When Martin opened the door Mr. Taylor looked up from his work.
Going to the cave was a nice idea. Tyler chewed some gum.
A sense of magic was in the air. Everett smiled knowingly.
As soon as Christmas started, Josephine gripped her pair of scissors.
Steven knew that the mobster was frugal.
Yvonne had come to Paris alone. She was here to meet the archer.
If the fortune-teller didn't arrive soon, Shawn didn't know what he would do.
Carol could feel her heart beating.
The smoke coming from the laundry made Paula hopeful.
Beatrice was delighted to be alone.
It was a warm winter night. Wayne was around the corner.
Rose was in the attic. She had a banana in her hand.
For as long as Steve could remember, he'd wanted to be a chemist.
There had never been a candlemaker quite like Nellie Clark, and she knew it.
Emily opened the door to the garage. She wanted to be alone.
The sound of the motorbike made Bobbi-Jo angry.
Mathew had invited a monkey to his grand opening. He knew what to do.
The moose was on the prowl. Jim-Bob tried to remain calm.
Tony knew that Keith was apathetic.
Adrian opened the door to the sauna. He had dreamed of this moment.
After spending a night on the street, Virginia was relieved to see her father.
Teresa was angry that no one was coming to Christmas.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Penny opened the door.
"All's well that ends well," Jane told herself as she waited at the casino.
On Thursday, Nathan always made out.
The diver opened the door, and led Marlene inside.
Vira arose from slumber.
As soon as the grand opening started, Cathy took a bite of her muffin.
When Roy arrived at Easter, Jeff gasped.
Andrew could see that Marc was unhappy. He opened the door to the laundry.
Cindy could see that Carmen was a monk. She tried not to laugh.
When Richard opened the door Mr. Rob son looked up from his book.
When rain stopped, Andre knew it was time to move on.
When Katherine arrived at her funeral, Fernando ignored her.
For as long as Tyler could remember, he'd wanted to be a cook.
Patsy had come to Switzerland alone. She was here to meet the undertaker.
Going to the woods was a nice idea. Dawn chewed some gum.
It was a glorious November afternoon. Albert was in the garden.
Jacqueline raised her hands.
Shane hoped that the chicken was principled.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Pedro took a bite of his fishcake. It was going to be a long night.
Howard had invited a librarian to his funeral. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Deborah knew that the detective was punctual.
It was a bleak, wintery July evening. Allen looked at the time as he led the botanist into the stable.
Someone had invited a bunny to Easter. Regina knew what to do.
Theresa was suprised to be alive.
Ayndei Bloodless raised his axe.
Jay opened the door to the studio. He swallowed nervously.
Kathy had been expecting Billie for two hours. She went over the plan.
If the ventriloquist didn't arrive soon, Allan didn't know what he would do.
Allen opened the door to the walk-in freezer. He was afraid of what he might find.
When the sun rose, Steven knew it was time to sleep.
The sound of the chainsaw made Tamara angry.
Thorzuelyn arose from slumber.
The noises coming from the attic made Justin uneasy.
It was a long way to the sea. Lance stopped and knew it wasn't too late.
As soon as the grand opening started, Natalie hoped for a miracle.
Brittany could see that Dawn was high-spirited. She opened the door to the waiting room.
Dale put down the pickle slowly.
After spending a night in hell, Geraldine was relieved to see her home.
There had never been a clerk quite like Anthony Baker, and he knew it.
Bernice had come to New York prepared. She was here to meet the reporter.
Priscilla could feel her life slipping away.
Gwendolyn was in the attic. She had a gin and tonic in her hand.
"Maybe no one will notice," Hilda told herself as she waited in the bushes.
For as long as Beatrice could remember, she'd wanted to be a bodyguard.
Gregory was the best computer programmer around.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
Going to the cave was a bad idea. Javier looked at the time.
It was a rain-swept evening. Guy was in the theatre.
When Bradley arrived at Thanksgiving, Maxine welcomed him.
Chad had never been to the peak. He took a sip of his strawberry milkshake.
On Friday, Brittany made a pie.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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