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Deborah sucked her teeth.
When Gwendolyn arrived at her grand opening, Bertha stared in disbelief.
Going to the stream was a great idea. David buttoned up his jacket.
Sue had been waiting for Monica for hours. She straightened her hair.
As soon as the funeral started, Nina looked at the time.
When Bobbie-Sue arrived at Thanksgiving, Shannon welcomed her.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Julie hesitant.
Fristeebet Fleshcrest raised his shield.
After spending a night on a plane, Kelly was relieved to see her mother.
Someone had invited a chicken to the grand opening. William knew it wouldn't end well.
Keith hoped that the model was gleeful.
It started like any other day in the zoo. Glen nodded to the waiter.
Joann was suprised to be free.
When Elsie opened the door Mrs. Taylor looked up from her book.
Jennie could tell that Marian was old. She opened the door to the outhouse.
Joe felt that Victor was clean.
There had never been a baker quite like Frank Freeman, and he knew it.
Ruben had never been to the hill. He took a bite of his kebab.
Lord Pitfield was waiting in the barn.
The music coming from the wardrobe made Stacey hopeful.
"Today is the day," Janet told herself as she waited in the food court.
The tiger was on the prowl. Tamara tried to remain calm.
Sherry had invited a lifeguard to Christmas. She knew what to do.
The corridor was spotless.
Ken walked into the lobby and looked at Natalie. "You make me feel good," he said.
Neaxomin shielded his eyes against the sun.
Ruben could see that Erik was a police officer. He tried not to worry.
Alfredo had come to Cairo alone. He was here to meet the juggler.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Nancy opened the door to the pantry. She sucked her teeth.
Louise was the best model around.
After spending a night on the street, Angel was relieved to see his home.
When Julie arrived at Christmas, Mae rushed to see her.
When rain began, Betty knew it was time to sleep.
The optometrist opened the door, and led Judy inside.
Lord Brent was in one of his moods.
David opened the door to the lounge room. He was afraid of what he might find.
If the student didn't arrive soon, Christine didn't know what she would do.
It was a typical afternoon in Rome. Theresa closed her eyes and took a breath.
Brittany was dancing. She took a long sip of her Guinness.
The bright light coming from the wine cellar made Cory uneasy.
Tim twiddled his thumbs.
Someone had invited a moose to the party. Renee knew it wouldn't end well.
Brad fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Gerald had never been to the gully. He checked his reflection.
The sound of the blender made Brett laugh.
Going to the waterfall was a great idea. Amber scratched her hand.
It was a long and sleepless winter night. April was at school.
It started like any other evening in the food court. Jamie set aside his notepad.
Becky was delighted to be floating.
Goind arose from slumber.
For as long as Ernest could remember, he'd wanted to be a salesperson.
Pedro could tell that Shane was respectful. He opened the door to the library.
Lester knew that the porcupine was obvious.
When Alex opened the door Mr. Coleman looked up from his book.
Love was in the air. Duane smiled knowingly.
Catherine hoped that Brandine was amiable.
The giraffe was on the loose. Dean pretended not to notice.
It was a long way to the sea. Anna stopped and looked at the time.
Lauren put down the bike nervously.
Airpoudor shielded his eyes against the light.
On Friday, Tara always made sure.
Veronica was the best mechanic bar none.
Justin was dancing. He lowered his gaze.
There had never been a mercenary quite like Brandon Jimén ez, and he knew it.
When the moon came up, Ben knew it was time to sleep.
Dean opened the door to the kitchen. He had dreamed of this moment.
It was a cool spring evening. Andre chewed some gum as he led the fortune-teller into the dining room.
Eric was suprised to be alive.
As soon as the party started, Edna knew it was too late.
Derrick opened the door to the classroom. He chuckled to himself.
Melvin walked into the outhouse and looked at Phyllis. "You make me scream," he said.
Going to the desert was a good idea. Samuel straightened his clothes.
The clockmaker opened the door, and led Gilbert inside.
When Theresa arrived at her funeral, Hilda laughed at her.
Steve had been waiting for John for five hours. He took a bite of his apple.
Gloria had never been to the ocean. She took a long sip of her beer.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
When Laurie opened the door Mrs. Lee looked up from her book.
It was a bitter, endless night. Alma was in the chapel.
A sense of magic was in the air. Alfred waited.
William had come to Berlin prepared. He was here to meet the waiter.
Billy was disappointed that Milton was coming to his wedding.
The smell coming from the barn made Esther uneasy.
Ailaylis Will-anvil raised her axe.
Dorothy could not see anything.
Zachary had invited an exterminator to his grand opening. He knew what to do.
Brandon snapped his fingers.
The sound of the lawnmower made Perry want to cry.
Eric was the best imam around.
Willie was suprised to be alive.
As soon as Christmas started, Wendy took a sip of her whiskey.
When wolves began to howl, Arnold knew it was time to sleep.
Arlene could feel her life slipping away.
Kirk was listening. He picked up his gin and tonic.
Jamie could see that Ricardo was odd. He opened the door to the bedroom.
When Jerry arrived at his wedding, everyone cried.
Toni opened the door to the bathroom. She had dreamed of this moment.
Terrance put down the spring-roll nervously.
Ralph hoped that the terrorist was private.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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