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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
Tom opened the door to the living room. The smell was unmistakable.
Billy-Bob was the best swineherd in town.
On Monday, Gwendolyn made kimchi.
Bobby had invited a butcher to his grand opening. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Adeab shielded his eyes against the blast.
The classroom was a complete mess.
Emily staggered in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Julio opened the door to the office. He meditated.
If the mobster didn't arrive soon, Bobbie didn't know what she would do.
The sound of the motorbike made Elsie want to scream.
Dan could feel his heart beating.
There had never been an interior designer quite like Kristin Frederick son, and she knew it.
Terri had been expecting Pamela for three hours. She questioned her decision.
Stanley hoped that Darren was weak.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Ronald was relieved to see his mother.
Zumoan leaned into the wind.
When Francis arrived at his party, Benjamin fainted.
Yesao Bondteller raised her shield.
Daryl felt that the dolphin was high-minded.
Victor put down the doll carefully.
Ralph walked into the laundry and glanced at Amy. "You make me scream," he said.
For as long as Phyllis could remember, she'd wanted to be a florist.
The wolf had escaped. Danny pretended not to notice.
Hugh was suprised to be floating.
Carol had never been to the hill. She shuddered in anticipation.
Kim had come to Johannesburg alone. She was here to meet the chimney-sweep.
Someone had invited a rat to Christmas. Catherine knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a clear and cloudless winter morning. Martin was in the shop.
As soon as the funeral started, Ron checked his reflection.
Leonard could see that the firefighter was conformist.
When rain stopped, Tony knew it was time to run.
Mitchell had invited a bear to Easter. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Lady Abergill was in one of her moods.
It started like any other afternoon in the mall. Gladys nodded to the knight.
It was a wintery morning. Nicholas grimaced as he led the sage into the cell.
Dennis was the best composer around.
It was a long way to the river. Erik stopped and ground his teeth.
Debbie opened the door to the wardrobe. The silence was overwhelming.
Laura-May fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
If the priest didn't arrive soon, Dwayne didn't know what he would do.
Lady Loretta was in one of her moods.
When Rosa arrived at Christmas, Kirk booed her.
The bright light coming from the studio made Jesus uneasy.
After spending a night on a plane, Eugene was relieved to see his car.
Mitchell was glad that Greg was coming to his funeral.
Smoke was in the air. Wilma looked at the time.
Joann could see that Marilyn was hostile. She opened the door to the laundry.
Going to the valley was a bad idea. Julian chewed his lip.
Marion had been expecting Shelly for five days. She lowered her gaze.
Claude had come to Paris alone. He was here to meet the geologist.
The classroom was full of smoke.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Danny cracked open another beer. It was going to be a long night.
Eduardo could tell that Terry was a bureaucrat. He tried not to feel intimidated.
When Alvin arrived at his funeral, everyone fainted.
The duck was on the loose. Roberto knew exactly what to do.
Geraldine was in the library. She had a spatula in her hand.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Brian took a bite of his celery stick.
Guy could see that the dinosaur was disinterested.
Willie could feel her life slipping away.
It was a long way to the river. Patrick stopped and checked his phone.
Leon put down the ukulele carefully.
John opened the door to the office. His senses were overwhelmed.
Rose felt that April was amoral.
Claire was delighted to be alive.
There had never been a publisher quite like Russell HernĂ¡nd ez, and he knew it.
Stephanie opened the door to the lobby. She chewed some gum.
Matthew had invited a tortoise to Thanksgiving. He knew what to do.
Wanda was the best technician who ever lived.
Tina was shrinking. She rubbed her hands together.
Gina could see that the artist was decadent.
Andrew walked into the wardrobe and glanced at Troy. "You make me jealous," he said.
Clifton had come to Moscow prepared. He was here to meet the tailor.
The gardener opened the door, and led Patrick inside.
It was a typical morning in Athens. Carrie took a bite of her slice of pizza.
Someone had invited a squirrel to the party. Gregory knew it wouldn't end well.
Fupaeys Spiritkeeper raised her axe.
Kristen fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Richard could feel his heart beating.
For as long as Vernon could remember, he'd wanted to be a photographer.
When the moon came up, Megan knew it was time to find shelter.
Lauren was in the park. She had a plate in her hand.
Amanda tried to hide. It was going to be a special morning.
It was a beautiful March afternoon. Bill was down the well.
The sound of the blender made Jeffery hesitant.
Laura had been expecting Joan for three hours. She checked her watch.
The closet was ready.
John had never been to the river. He took a sip of his Powerade.
It was a cool - Months morning. Michelle shuddered in anticipation as she led the assassin into the bathroom.
Lady Debra was in one of her moods.
The noises coming from the stable made Alfredo hopeful.
Lois could tell that Clara was a private detective. She tried not to smile.
As soon as the party started, Micheal looked at the time.
The zebra was on the loose. Dwight panicked.
Armando was suprised to be alive.
Lucille knew that the shark was unstable.
"It's going to be okay," Darrell told himself as he waited under the bridge.
Danielle opened the door to the barn. She took a bite of her cracker.
Kay had invited a bank robber to Christmas. She knew what to do.
Tim had come to the North Pole alone. He was here to meet the nurse.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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