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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
Samuel opened the door to the lobby. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
It was a bitter, endless fall night. Arlene took a sip of her merlot as she led the fishmonger into the wine cellar.
Kristina could see that Sonia was spirited. She opened the door to the bathroom.
Billy was delighted to be alone.
Viola staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Lisa chewed her lip.
Leon had come to Beijing prepared. He was here to meet the mason.
Edna was sharing. She smiled knowingly.
Miriam was the best dentist in town.
As soon as the party started, Leslie raised his hands.
When Julian arrived at his grand opening, everyone welcomed him.
When Nathan opened the door Mr. Hall looked up from his book.
It was a wintery Tuesday afternoon. Joan was in the bell-tower.
Antonio had been expecting Gerald for days. He took a sip of his Bud Light.
Dwight checked his phone. It was going to be a special evening.
Kathy put down the burger carefully.
The bodyguard opened the door, and led Marie inside.
There had never been a paramedic quite like Marjorie Wright, and she knew it.
Gail could see that the koala was cultured.
Esther could see that Shirley was an electrician. She tried not to worry.
Someone had invited a panda to the funeral. Rhonda knew it wouldn't end well.
The sound of the chickens made Michelle want to scream.
"Patience is a virtue," Lonnie told himself as he waited in the deli.
On Saturday, Laurie made magic.
Theliobim leaned into the wind.
Juanita felt that the pharmacist was heroic.
Mary could see that Mary-Lou was crass.
Smoke was in the air. Victoria opened the door.
Luis was suprised to be floating.
Lady Marcia was in one of her moods.
When Theresa arrived at her party, Shelly laughed.
The cheetah had escaped. Jim panicked.
Erik opened the door to the kitchen. He took a bite of his sandwich.
The music coming from the attic made Nicole hopeful.
Dawn gripped her banana milkshake.
It was a typical night in the bus stop. Vickie shrugged.
Kay opened the door to the chapel. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Bobby was over the fence. He had a pencil in his hand.
It was a chilly evening. Loretta straightened her hair as she led the entrepreneur into the waiting room.
When Franklin arrived at his grand opening, Bryan laughed at him.
Tonya knew that the kitten was woeful.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Guy crouched and tied his laces.
Emma was worried that everyone was coming to her party.
Going to the planet was a bad idea. Maurice took a bite of his pickle.
Ailtoo Lovegazer raised his fist.
If the chauffeur didn't arrive soon, Glenda didn't know what she would do.
It was a long way to the lake. Carolyn stopped and snapped her fingers.
The dining room was flooded.
Barbara had invited a cheetah to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
For as long as Cynthia could remember, she'd wanted to be an innkeeper.
"Just be yourself," Walter told himself as he waited at the concert.
Naerneobim leaned into the wind.
Olga was the best private detective around.
Rebecca could see that Nellie was keen. She opened the door to the laundry.
Karl hoped that Lawrence was sophisticated.
Becky staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
After spending a night under a bridge, Debbie was relieved to see her car.
Arthur had been expecting Cecil for hours. He took a bite of his kebab.
The sound of the baby crying made Sharon angry.
Lady Annie was in one of her moods.
Marshall had never been to the valley. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Beatrice was under the bridge. She had a hot dog in her hand.
Darren wanted a drink.
Martin hoped that the clockmaker was insecure.
When Elsie arrived at her wedding, Anita laughed.
It was a damp October night. Adrian raised his hands as he led the painter into the bathroom.
Lauren was growling. She went over the plan.
Lord Kinmarch was in one of his moods.
Pauline opened the door to the dungeon. She struggled to breathe.
As soon as Christmas started, Alma checked her reflection.
Henry was delighted to be free.
Cassandra put down the muffin nervously.
Smoke was in the air. Nicole smiled knowingly.
Lady Rosa was waiting in the stable.
Josephine opened the door to the barn. She could not believe what she saw.
Wade could see that George was a historian. He tried not to smile.
It was a typical night in the control room. Sara knew it wasn't too late.
Someone had invited a lion to Easter. Crystal knew it wouldn't end well.
When Chad arrived at his wedding, everyone embraced him.
Franklin walked into the garage and glanced at Leslie. "You make me want to shout," he said.
It was a fun night. Marian was in the bomb-shelter.
Kent hoped that Wesley was content.
Michelle knew that the duck was woeful.
On Friday, Nancy made love.
The lemur was on the prowl. Jeremy tried to remain calm.
Frierze shielded his eyes against the sun.
Jay had invited a frog to Christmas. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Andrea could see that Brittany was unsure. She opened the door to the bathroom.
As soon as Easter started, Judy took a bite of her licorice twist.
Daniel felt that the computer programmer was dejected.
The smell coming from the waiting room made Felix uneasy.
It was a long way to the reef. Leona stopped and ground her teeth.
It started like any other morning in the train station. Andrew lowered his gaze.
When Elmer opened the door Mr. Clark looked up from his work.
The sound of the baby crying made Marjorie angry.
Going to the pond was a foolhardy idea. Basil struggled to breathe.
Bobbie had never been to the river. She scratched her hand.
Lord Strathinge was in one of his moods.
Falt arose from slumber.
Herbert opened the door to the lobby. He chewed some gum.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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