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As soon as the party started, Alex ground his teeth.
Pedro could tell that Charles was crying. He opened the door to the kitchen.
Barbara walked into the dungeon and glanced at Carol. "You make me nervous," she said.
Minnie giggled to herself.
Brett opened the door to the laundry. He could not believe what he saw.
Patrick was the best exterminator around.
Going to the stream was a great idea. Jared picked up his pencil.
Kay had invited a hotelier to Christmas. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Laura-May could feel her life slipping away.
It started like any other evening in the office. Rene took a bite of his fishcake.
Stanley knew that the snail was repentant.
When Terry arrived at his wedding, Terrence stared in disbelief.
On Wednesday, Loretta made it through.
It was a long way to the forest. Nathaniel stopped and straightened his clothes.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Tyler was relieved to see his husband.
Lady Betty was in one of her moods.
Lauren had come to Hell alone. She was here to meet the doctor.
Marjorie could see that the dietician was upright.
The sound of the chainsaw made Walter want to scream.
It was a morning full of promise. James gripped his key as he led the cartoonist into the garage.
End shielded his eyes against the sun.
Bobby was moving. He took a long sip of his long white.
Florence could see that Shelly was a watchmaker. She tried not to laugh.
For as long as Allison could remember, she'd wanted to be a baker.
Jackie fumbled in the gloom. The walls were rough.
Lady Mildred was eating in the dungeon.
The chimpanzee was on the prowl. Doris knew exactly what to do.
Ricky felt that Javier was tactless.
Lonnie had never been to the forest. He rubbed his hands together.
When the sun rose, Ted knew it was time to run.
A sense of magic was in the air. Jennifer smiled knowingly.
As soon as the party started, Stella put down her stapler.
Someone had invited a beetle to the funeral. Marie knew the fun was about to begin.
There had never been a mathematician quite like Tammy Cooper, and she knew it.
Jordan snapped his fingers. It was going to be a fantastic night.
Micheal opened the door to the armory. His senses were overwhelmed.
It was a beautiful spring night. Jared was at the train station.
When Brad opened the door Mrs. King looked up from her work.
Liarb Fearwish raised his axe.
Mabel was at the gate. She had a plate in her hand.
Gregory was the best firefighter in town.
Jackie had been expecting Ethel for six hours. She enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
On Saturday, Sheila always made a statement.
Tom opened the door to the laundry. He took a bite of his slice of pizza.
Darren was suprised to be floating.
Lord Petersburn was reading in the cloakroom.
Clifton put down the doll nervously.
After spending a night on the street, Eric was relieved to see his mother.
Armando could tell that Clyde was hearty. He opened the door to the bathroom.
The bright light coming from the barn made Geraldine uneasy.
Kloosys leaned into the wind.
Billy crouched and tied his laces.
Roland knew that the frog was personable.
It was a busy Sunday evening. Tracey took a sip of her short black as she led the cartoonist into the studio.
Going to the bay was a foolhardy idea. Lewis swallowed nervously.
The eagle had escaped. Sue knew exactly what to do.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Arthur want to cry.
Vanessa could feel her life slipping away.
When Daryl arrived at his grand opening, Byron fainted.
When Gordon opened the door Mr. Davis looked up from his book.
For as long as Jerome could remember, he'd wanted to be a dancer.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Shaura shielded her eyes against the light.
Lord Basil was waiting in the lounge room.
Maureen had never been to the mountain. She took a long sip of her Jim Beam.
Frank looked at the time. It was going to be a special evening.
It was a bright and starry June night. Felicia was at the bus stop.
Lena had invited a moose to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Smoke was in the air. Donald waited.
Natalie could see that Teresa was modest. She opened the door to the cell.
Ross knew that Dale was competitive.
Harold walked into the garage and looked at Alexander. "You make me succeed," he said.
James felt that the assassin was selfless.
It was a long way to the bay. Charlie stopped and rubbed his hands together.
Nicole could see that Brenda was a model. She tried not to worry.
On Tuesday, Marjorie made it work.
If the florist didn't arrive soon, Paula didn't know what she would do.
When Roland arrived at his wedding, everyone laughed at him.
As soon as the funeral started, Cheryl took a bite of her cracker.
Johnny was suprised to be free.
Frederick was the best ventriloquist bar none.
Kimberly put down the candy-bar carefully.
Jeffery could see that the dolphin was empty.
Todd had been expecting Dwayne for four hours. He struggled to breathe.
After spending a night on a train, Arthur was relieved to see his wife.
Sherry took a sip of her Guinness.
The dinosaur was on the prowl. Katrina tried to remain calm.
When Richard opened the door Mrs. Martin looked up from her book.
Nora opened the door to the outhouse. The silence was overwhelming.
Tim opened the door to the stable. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
Xa leaned into the wind.
Iuthei Soulmagic raised his sword.
It was a dark, moonless summer night. Stacy hoped for a miracle as she led the playwright into the library.
Someone had invited a penguin to Thanksgiving. Ernest knew the fun was about to begin.
There had never been an astronaut quite like Joan Jones, and she knew it.
"Just be yourself," Vivian told herself as she waited in the library.
Clifford was going. He chewed his lip.
When the moon came up, Byron knew it was time to run.
Beth staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
The interrogator opened the door, and led Frank inside.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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