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Christian was glad that no one was coming to his grand opening.
Nancy had never been to the mountain. She wanted relief.
Lee had invited a spelunker to Easter. He knew what to do.
Erb Windskin raised his axe.
Lady Virginia was in one of her moods.
"Time to shine," Donna told herself as she waited at the gate.
Misty opened the door to the laundry. She could not believe what she saw.
Going to the pond was a bad idea. Curtis took a sip of his Schnapps.
On Sunday, Christine always made a contribution.
Tim was suprised to be free.
It started like any other day in the casino. Shane took a bite of his candy-bar.
Walter was the best private detective bar none.
For as long as Geraldine could remember, she'd wanted to be a lawyer.
When Lewis arrived at Thanksgiving, Felix embraced him.
Edgar could see that Frederick was a gate-keeper. He tried not to feel intimidated.
It was a long way to the cave. Jacob stopped and wanted one last chance.
Lord Kinmore was waiting in the office.
Joan opened the door to the attic. She giggled to herself.
As soon as the party started, Walter lit a cigarette.
It was a glorious afternoon. Loretta lowered her gaze as she led the construction worker into the lounge room.
There had never been an interpreter quite like Gladys Gray son, and she knew it.
Arthur was in the pantry. He had a cup in his hand.
Someone had invited a snake to Thanksgiving. Albert knew it wouldn't end well.
The sound of the motorbike made Harry want to cry.
Love was in the air. Nicholas waited.
It was a long and sleepless Saturday night. Deborah was on the bus.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
When rain began, Marjorie knew it was time to move on.
When Jessie arrived at her party, Penny fainted.
Kelly had been waiting for Bobbie for six hours. She meditated.
Samuel was whispering. He chewed some gum.
If the taxidermist didn't arrive soon, Valerie didn't know what she would do.
Jaime knew that the seagull was blissful.
Katherine could tell that Gladys was observant. She opened the door to the bedroom.
Ann felt that Melanie was unambitious.
"Patience is a virtue," Salvador told himself as he waited in the garden.
The conservatory was a complete mess.
The teacher opened the door, and led Theodore inside.
Reginald staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
As soon as the funeral started, Lillie took a long sip of her soda.
Thelma was delighted to be alive.
For as long as Angel could remember, he'd wanted to be a dancer.
Quiruarus Spiritface raised his fist.
Bobby opened the door to the pantry. He wanted to find peace.
Mary-Jo hoped that the beggar was neglectful.
Shawn was the best assassin who ever lived.
The noises coming from the wardrobe made Lloyd uneasy.
Julia could tell that Pauline was an actor. She tried not to laugh.
Eolay waited for the battle to begin.
After spending a night in jail, Angel was relieved to see his boss.
There had never been a magician quite like Anita Morris, and she knew it.
It was a gloomy October morning. Emma was at the pub.
When wolves began to howl, Constance knew it was time to find shelter.
It was a cool winter morning. Alan took a bite of his kebab as he led the programmer into the wine cellar.
When Victoria arrived at her wedding, everyone cried.
When Fernando arrived at his grand opening, Jeffrey laughed at him.
The giraffe was on the loose. Beatrice knew exactly what to do.
Dana opened the door to the basement. Her senses were overwhelmed.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Jackie chewed some gum.
"Patience is a virtue," Kyle told himself as he waited in the bath.
Viola was worried that no one was coming to Easter.
It was a long way to the lake. Floyd stopped and closed his eyes and took a breath.
Chad put down the pickle slowly.
Lady Monica was eating in the laundry.
Emma knew that Sandra was romantic.
Quorfa shielded his eyes against the sun.
Brandon could feel his life slipping away.
The dining room was spotless.
Rosa could see that Lori was a psychiatrist. She tried not to laugh.
The captain opened the door, and led Dean inside.
The sound of the angle-grinder made Wesley want to cry.
After spending a night on the street, Ray was relieved to see his car.
Fechiotyra Soulrider raised his shield.
Stacey rubbed her hands together.
Heidi could not feel anything.
Carl had been waiting for Juan for three hours. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Steve could see that Byron was one-dimensional. He opened the door to the basement.
Bruce was in the garden. He had a wrench in his hand.
Alice opened the door to the library. She raised her hands.
It was a bleak, wintery November night. Jonathan was in the mirror.
Joseph was the best athlete in town.
As soon as the funeral started, Sarah-Jane whistled nonchalantly.
Kim felt that the badger was dull.
Jessica walked into the stable and looked at Barry. "You make me succeed," she said.
Byron had come to the fairy grotto alone. He was here to meet the goldsmith.
Smoke was in the air. Kirk looked at the time.
Monica had invited a wolf to Thanksgiving. She knew what to do.
Joann was delighted to be floating.
Emma felt that the bandit was hard working.
When Chester arrived at Christmas, everyone embraced him.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
When Todd opened the door Mrs. Eric son looked up from her work.
It was a long way to the lake. Wilma stopped and rubbed her hands together.
When Eleanor arrived at her funeral, everyone fainted.
Jim was driving. He grimaced.
Everett put down the fishcake slowly.
Lord Malton was sitting in the chapel.
Schetchee arose from slumber.
Dennis buttoned up his jacket.
There had never been a sheepshearer quite like Natalie Freeman, and she knew it.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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