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Angel opened the door to the barn. The silence was overwhelming.
After spending a night in hell, Jessica was relieved to see her husband.
Floyd was calling. He rubbed his hands together.
It was a dull, insipid fall evening. Dennis was behind the wall.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Billie could see that the lamb was festive.
When Jason opened the door Mr. Lee looked up from his work.
Doris walked into the dining room and looked at Claudia. "You make me sing," she said.
Zhuak leaned into the wind.
"Dare to dream," Tom told himself as he waited in the prison.
When Mattie arrived at her funeral, Brandy gasped.
Gina lit a cigarette. It was going to be a tough evening.
Jennifer was in the playground. She had a mouse in her hand.
Giu Willhammer raised his shield.
As soon as the party started, Maurice took a sip of his lemonade.
It was a long way to the woods. Mary stopped and picked up her stapler.
Lord Darkwood was in one of his moods.
Samantha raised her hands.
Troy had invited a model to Easter. He knew the fun was about to begin.
The music coming from the outhouse made Chad uneasy.
Kristin hoped that the ditch digger was secure.
Fernando could tell that Joe was a pawnbroker. He tried not to feel intimidated.
When Lydia arrived at her grand opening, Heather laughed at her.
Eugene staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Martin could tell that Rafael was phlegmatic. He opened the door to the library.
There had never been a plumber quite like Ian Moore, and he knew it.
On Tuesday, Max always made a treehouse.
It was a chilly evening. Julio meditated as he led the DJ into the lobby.
When John opened the door Mr. William son looked up from his work.
It started like any other day in the skateboard park. Larry straightened his hair.
Kraiv leaned into the wind.
"It's almost over," Rebecca told herself as she waited in the deli.
Maureen was travelling. She took a bite of her sandwich.
Gertrude was suprised to be floating.
The sound of the bagpipes made Charles want to cry.
Melinda opened the door to the bedroom. She swallowed nervously.
For as long as Luis could remember, he'd wanted to be a deputy.
Oack shielded his eyes against the blast.
Going to the planet was a terrible idea. Ramon ground his teeth.
Lawrence was glad that no one was coming to Easter.
Gordon had never been to the creek. He wiped the sweat from his brow.
The smoke coming from the waiting room made Bonnie hopeful.
As soon as the funeral started, Jessie took a bite of her bread-stick.
Tina whistled nonchalantly. It was going to be a momentous day.
Ana put down the guitar carefully.
Love was in the air. Martin opened the door.
It was a long way to the lake. Josephine stopped and straightened her hair.
Julio opened the door to the corridor. The smell was surprisingly pleasant.
When the sun rose, Raul knew it was time to move on.
Bobby had come to the submarine alone. He was here to meet the lawyer.
Lance was in the library. He had a daiquiri in his hand.
Gloria was the best wizard bar none.
It was a typical day in the temple. Roland rubbed his hands together.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Mario knew that Shawn was spirited.
It was a misty night. Rhonda was at the aquarium.
The elephant had escaped. Erika pretended not to notice.
On Tuesday, Judith always made each day count.
Johnny staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Jonathan opened the door to the outhouse. He chewed some gum.
Fermeiren leaned into the wind.
Veronica could see that Diana was a bartender. She tried not to laugh.
When Mathew opened the door Mrs. Eric son looked up from her book.
After spending a night on a plane, Isaac was relieved to see his mother.
Mirarzo shielded his eyes against the blast.
Paula had invited a deer to Easter. She knew it wouldn't end well.
The photographer opened the door, and led Milton inside.
The cloakroom was a complete mess.
Julio could see that Willard was disgusting. He opened the door to the pantry.
Randall opened the door to the wine cellar. His senses were overwhelmed.
When rain began, Miguel knew it was time to run.
When Antonio arrived at his grand opening, everyone ignored him.
Rose smiled.
Someone had invited a scorpion to the party. Byron knew what to do.
It was a dark and lonely winter night. Shane rubbed his hands together as he led the publisher into the barn.
Robert snapped his fingers. It was going to be a tough morning.
Eric had been waiting for Bill for five days. He laughed to himself.
Henry could see that the beekeeper was coarse.
Brian felt that Peter was inferior.
The sound of the motorbike made Joe angry.
Jane could feel her life slipping away.
Calvin was crawling. He looked at the time.
As soon as the wedding started, Wayne took a bite of his bagel.
On Sunday, Alfredo always made the world better.
Brett was glad that Sam was coming to Christmas.
Kim was suprised to be alone.
For as long as Kent could remember, he'd wanted to be a printer.
It was a long way to the ocean. Juanita stopped and closed her eyes and took a breath.
Annie had invited a police officer to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
The guitarist opened the door, and led Isaac inside.
Brittany put down the spring-roll carefully.
Elam leaned into the wind.
Don was in the attic. He had a Jim Beam in his hand.
Dana had come to Ireland prepared. She was here to meet the torturer.
Jaime opened the door to the bathroom. His senses were overwhelmed.
"Time to shine," Albert told himself as he waited in the deli.
Douglas hoped that the whale was demanding.
When Karen arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed.
Norman nodded to the ventriloquist. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
Leona had been expecting Maria for four days. She set aside her toothbrush.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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