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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
The butcher opened the door, and led John inside.
It was a chilly morning. Billy-Bob was in the museum.
For as long as Nicole could remember, she'd wanted to be a gravedigger.
Brandon opened the door to the wardrobe. He looked at the time.
When Hilda arrived at Thanksgiving, Priscilla laughed.
After spending a night on a train, Mae was relieved to see her father.
Ag shielded his eyes against the sun.
Harvey felt that the pig was reverential.
Amy opened the door to the cell. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
"You deserve this," Jeffrey told himself as he waited in the museum.
Joel swallowed nervously. It was going to be a momentous morning.
Jerome hoped that the researcher was guileless.
Kathy took a bite of her apple.
Alberto could tell that Clayton was amoral. He opened the door to the library.
It was a dark and lonely night. Eduardo laughed to himself as he led the private detective into the sauna.
Lord Freinine was in one of his moods.
Ross was at the casino. He had a hairbrush in his hand.
Danny could not hear anything.
Shelly had invited a barber to Christmas. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Sylvia was delighted to be alone.
Natalie put down the guitar slowly.
When Bobbie opened the door Mrs. Wright looked up from her book.
Francisco staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
It started like any other night in the observatory. Clara wiped the sweat from her brow.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Jesus hesitant.
The classroom was the perfect location.
Margaret knew that Rebecca was extravagant.
When Tommy arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone rushed to see him.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
If the gate-keeper didn't arrive soon, Jimmie didn't know what he would do.
It was a misty Wednesday night. Eduardo was in the bath.
Broshoa leaned into the wind.
Brian opened the door to the living room. He shuddered in anticipation.
Roy had come to Switzerland alone. He was here to meet the garbage collector.
Someone had invited a rat to the funeral. Alice knew what to do.
The smoke coming from the bathroom made Suzanne hopeful.
Lady Edna was in one of her moods.
Going to the woods was a great idea. Linda scratched her hand.
When rain began, Doris knew it was time to run.
Wreerta shielded her eyes against the blast.
Cassandra walked into the lounge room and glanced at Roberto. "You make me want to shout," she said.
"You deserve this," Steve told himself as he waited in the attic.
Vickie could see that the beautician was incorruptible.
Lance could not hear anything.
It was a quiet July night. Pamela took a bite of her icecream as she led the undertaker into the dining room.
The judge opened the door, and led Tommy inside.
Adrian opened the door to the living room. The stench was unbearable.
There had never been a magistrate quite like Enrique Brown, and he knew it.
It was a long way to the valley. Warren stopped and hoped for a miracle.
Chris put down the teddy bear slowly.
Lady Courtney was waiting in the kitchen.
The sound of the angle-grinder made Ronald hesitant.
When Janice arrived at Easter, everyone ignored her.
Charlotte could see that Sheila was rebellious. She opened the door to the cell.
The cow was on the loose. Jane knew exactly what to do.
Suzanne was the best researcher around.
Byron could see that Leslie was a police officer. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Basil knew that Clarence was healthy.
Lady Bobbie was in one of her moods.
When Wendy arrived at her party, Jackie stared in disbelief.
After spending a night on a train, Tonya was relieved to see her mother.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Carlos smiled knowingly.
As soon as Christmas started, Lawrence took a bite of his slice of pizza.
Lady Stonecott was in one of her moods.
On Thursday, Patsy always made progress.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
For as long as Danielle could remember, she'd wanted to be an ambassador.
It was a glorious October night. Christopher was at the casino.
Gene opened the door to the wine cellar. He could not believe what he saw.
Steven had been expecting Eric for four days. He enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Geneec shielded his eyes against the blast.
Daltotyra leaned into the wind.
Going to the hill was a great idea. Bonnie knew it wasn't too late.
Clifford was at the travel agent. He had a wrench in his hand.
When Alice opened the door Mrs. Powell looked up from her work.
It was a lazy Monday evening. Agnes hoped for a miracle as she led the spy into the bathroom.
"They know it was me," Oscar told himself as he waited in the cafe.
Bernard could see that the snail was naive.
The sound of the violin made Virgil laugh.
When Casey arrived at his funeral, everyone laughed at him.
The accountant opened the door, and led Joe inside.
Max had never been to the ocean. He checked his reflection.
It started like any other afternoon in the bakery. Darren whistled nonchalantly.
Jo-Ellen was burping. She lowered her gaze.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Clinton stopped and knew it was too late.
Roger staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Someone had invited a snail to Thanksgiving. Carmen knew it wouldn't end well.
Bernice could not hear anything.
Eugene opened the door to the laundry. He looked at the time.
After spending a night in hospital, Frank was relieved to see his home.
Marie opened the door to the dining room. She had dreamed of this moment.
Ray was the best construction worker who ever lived.
When the moon came up, Jesus knew it was time to run.
There had never been a cobbler quite like Rachel Cooper, and she knew it.
Jorge had been waiting for Dean for five hours. He set aside his beer.
Brandine walked into the guest room and looked at Leslie. "You make me run," she said.
Kelly could see that Tara was a reporter. She tried not to laugh.
It was a bitterly cold evening. Yvonne was at the train station.
Jay hoped that Francisco was elegant.
Steve wiped the sweat from his brow. It was going to be a long day.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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