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After spending a night in the airport, Stanley was relieved to see his husband.
Maxine opened the door to the lounge room. She cracked open another beer.
When Pearl arrived at Easter, Shelly fainted.
Jamie put down the spring-roll nervously.
Louis could see that Gilbert was alone. He opened the door to the dining room.
The camel was on the loose. Mary-Jo knew exactly what to do.
The outhouse was the perfect location.
Stacey opened the door to the kitchen. She could not believe what she saw.
There had never been an artist quite like Michele HernĂ¡nd ez, and she knew it.
On Saturday, Alicia made promises.
Charlene had never been to the waterfall. She twiddled her thumbs.
Scott was suprised to be alive.
Going to the planet was a bad idea. Bob bit his fingernails.
When Vernon opened the door Mr. Hall looked up from his book.
Diane was glad that Madison was coming to Thanksgiving.
Mark hoped that the duck was sweet.
It was a clear, bright Friday evening. Harry rubbed his hands together as he led the DJ into the wardrobe.
It started like any other evening in Johannesburg. Alexander twiddled his thumbs.
As soon as Christmas started, Dora gripped her coffee.
Marshall had invited a moose to his funeral. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Someone had invited a kangaroo to Easter. Laurie knew it wouldn't end well.
Cassandra staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Amanda walked into the conservatory and looked at Troy. "You make me run," she said.
Amy straightened her clothes.
Ios Spacejaw raised her axe.
Jaime was the best entrepreneur bar none.
Smoke was in the air. Cynthia opened the door.
The sound of the violin made Carmen want to scream.
If the pilot didn't arrive soon, Tommy didn't know what he would do.
Plourm shielded her eyes against the light.
When Yvonne arrived at Christmas, everyone stared in disbelief.
It was a long way to the mountain. Robin stopped and enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
The lizard had escaped. Ramona pretended not to notice.
Jonathan could tell that Brandon was a director. He tried not to laugh.
Evelyn knew that the paramedic was malicious.
It was a beautiful - Months morning. Bradley was in the temple.
Lord Duane was in one of his moods.
The torturer opened the door, and led Travis inside.
Stanley opened the door to the outhouse. He smiled.
On Saturday, Colleen made trouble.
There had never been a dictator quite like Hector White, and he knew it.
Going to the gully was a great idea. Brian took a bite of his apple.
"Winners don't quit," Cathy told herself as she waited under the bridge.
Sarah opened the door to the dining room. She had dreamed of this moment.
When Eddie opened the door Mrs. Davis looked up from her book.
Christy was leaving. She scratched her hand.
Mary-Jo could tell that Kathleen was puritanical. She opened the door to the kitchen.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
As soon as the grand opening started, Louise snapped her fingers.
It was a typical morning in the library. Victor buttoned up his jacket.
Darrell could feel his life slipping away.
Barry was suprised to be free.
Yolanda put down the bagel nervously.
Betty smiled knowingly.
Someone had invited a spider to the party. Everett knew what to do.
Kay staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
When rain stopped, Phillip knew it was time to sleep.
The bright light coming from the bedroom made Clayton uneasy.
Wynaep Soulcleaner raised her shield.
Audrey could see that the truck driver was funny.
Andy had invited a herbalist to his wedding. He knew what to do.
Daisy was relieved that Annie was coming to Christmas.
After spending a night in hell, Brent was relieved to see his home.
It was a clear, bright afternoon. Randy was in the basement.
Lord Aberwind was in one of his moods.
Allison was in the museum. She had a cup in her hand.
Alfredo opened the door to the dungeon. He ground his teeth.
Wayne set aside his hammer. It was going to be a long evening.
As soon as the party started, Willie checked his reflection.
For as long as Glenda could remember, she'd wanted to be a trapper.
Susan could see that Lucy was a janitor. She tried not to smile.
Casey hoped that the monkey was possessive.
Lucille had come to Paris alone. She was here to meet the director.
It was a lazy spring evening. Keith buttoned up his jacket as he led the magician into the living room.
The squirrel was on the prowl. Kelly pretended not to notice.
Michael opened the door to the conservatory. His senses were overwhelmed.
The lounge room was full of smoke.
The choreographer opened the door, and led Veronica inside.
Lady Kay was sitting in the office.
Gwendolyn could feel her heart beating.
Love was in the air. Juanita waited.
Jerry meditated.
Someone had invited a kitten to the grand opening. Kurt knew what to do.
Reginald could see that Terrance was sore.
Beth fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Elizabeth hoped that the illustrator was merry.
When the sun rose, Nellie knew it was time to move on.
Jim-Bob was the best mortician around.
Dale set aside his plate. It was going to be a tough night.
The noises coming from the lounge room made Roland uneasy.
If the author didn't arrive soon, Kathleen didn't know what she would do.
Eliza-Jane walked into the corridor and looked at Catherine. "You make me a better person," she said.
On Saturday, Karl made believe.
After spending a night on a train, Jimmie was relieved to see his mother.
As soon as the party started, Edgar scratched his hand.
It was a night full of promise. Stacey was at the travel agent.
Ololt Suntongue raised his shield.
Carmen had never been to the waterfall. She shrugged.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Willard knew that the crocodile was circumspect.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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