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Roy had invited a salesperson to his wedding. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Ruben staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Lady Mosswood was in one of her moods.
Angel opened the door to the laundry. The silence was overwhelming.
If the dogcatcher didn't arrive soon, Vickie didn't know what she would do.
As soon as Christmas started, Gertrude hoped for a miracle.
Olga opened the door to the garage. She took a bite of her bagel.
Heidi meditated. It was going to be a fantastic night.
The dolphin was on the prowl. Jane knew exactly what to do.
When Jared opened the door Mr. Hill looked up from his book.
Lady Nina was waiting in the lobby.
It started like any other evening in the temple. Ken looked at the time.
The salesperson opened the door, and led Hector inside.
Toni could tell that Irma was a student. She tried not to worry.
Someone had invited a squirrel to Thanksgiving. Kimberly knew what to do.
Going to the swamp was a foolhardy idea. Gertrude took a bite of her carrot.
Lillie had come to America prepared. She was here to meet the programmer.
The barn was a complete mess.
Bartholomew could not see anything.
Greg was suprised to be alive.
It was a typical afternoon in the theatre. Debbie raised her hands.
Anita put down the sandwich slowly.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Love was in the air. Billie looked at the time.
Jim-Bob hoped that the penguin was mistaken.
Anna was worried that everyone was coming to her party.
The noises coming from the sauna made Daisy uneasy.
Allan knew that Benjamin was jolly.
Carol had never been to the gully. She ground her teeth.
If the chemist didn't arrive soon, Deanna didn't know what she would do.
Marlene was in the prison. She had a gun in her hand.
Francisco had invited an animal trainer to his grand opening. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Don had been waiting for Joshua for four days. He took a bite of his icecream.
Emily opened the door to the stable. She was afraid of what she would find.
Derpaol Worldwyrm raised his shield.
When the sun rose, Jesse knew it was time to move on.
Dianne could see that Christine was abrasive. She opened the door to the basement.
When Bruce arrived at Easter, Rebecca booed him.
The guest room was spotless.
It started like any other night in the dining room. Frances took a long sip of her cocktail.
It was a gloomy morning. Priscilla was at the bus stop.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Crystal looked at the time.
There had never been a gondolier quite like Gail Pér ez, and she knew it.
The clown opened the door, and led Jacob inside.
Herbert grinned.
For as long as Marilyn could remember, she'd wanted to be a shipwright.
After spending a night under a bridge, Becky was relieved to see her car.
Voboimun shielded her eyes against the sun.
Tara was the best optometrist in town.
Jesse opened the door to the lobby. He took a long sip of his whiskey.
Brenda was delighted to be alone.
When Chris opened the door Mrs. Lee looked up from her book.
Brandon could see that Ronald was a criminal. He tried not to smile.
It was a long way to the pond. Eleanor stopped and closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
It was a quiet Thursday night. Nina knew it wasn't too late as she led the paleontologist into the barn.
Smoke was in the air. Brian smiled knowingly.
When Virgil arrived at his funeral, everyone laughed.
Lady Basingmain was in one of her moods.
When the sun rose, Wade knew it was time to move on.
Jesus meditated. It was going to be a momentous day.
Snucha arose from slumber.
Vincent was angry that everyone was coming to his grand opening.
Someone had invited a bee to Thanksgiving. Luis knew it wouldn't end well.
On Sunday, Eddie made breakfast.
Edna walked into the chapel and looked at Cody. "You make me itchy," she said.
Georgia staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Ida put down the sandwich carefully.
Michele could feel her life slipping away.
Betty had been waiting for Annette for hours. She checked her reflection.
Dale felt that the moose was calm.
David was crawling. He took a bite of his chicken wing.
As soon as Easter started, Theresa closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Tara could see that the chef was strong.
It was a long and sleepless Tuesday night. Tracy was in the garden.
Cindy had never been to the pond. She bit her fingernails.
If the yak herder didn't arrive soon, Chad didn't know what he would do.
Yinaur shielded her eyes against the blast.
Joel could not hear anything.
Rene shrugged.
The frog was on the prowl. Vanessa pretended not to notice.
Curtis opened the door to the corridor. The silence was overwhelming.
Denise was the best jeweler who ever lived.
Everett was at the bakery. He had a screwdriver in his hand.
Lady Evelyn was in one of her moods.
The library was spotless.
Herbert cracked open another beer. It was going to be a special morning.
"Show no mercy," Mario told himself as he waited in the attic.
Irene hoped that Marcia was vacuous.
Melanie was disappointed that no one was coming to her grand opening.
The sound of laughter made Milton want to scream.
Joan had invited a penguin to her funeral. She knew it wouldn't end well.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Rosa was relieved to see her mother.
There had never been a composer quite like Leona Carter, and she knew it.
Lord Joychester was in one of his moods.
Olarn waited for the battle to begin.
Lord Allan was reading in the attic.
When Dora arrived at Easter, Michele gasped.
Going to the peak was a nice idea. Ernest lit a cigarette.
Thelma had been waiting for Terry for three hours. She checked her watch.
The smoke coming from the living room made Bessie uneasy.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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