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Someone had invited a tiger to Easter. Audrey knew what to do.
Jeffrey had come to the North Pole prepared. He was here to meet the goldsmith.
Tony had invited a kitten to his grand opening. He knew what to do.
For as long as Sheila could remember, she'd wanted to be a firefighter.
Eorf Oathfoot raised his axe.
The sauna was locked.
Jeanette took a bite of her banana.
When Ruben arrived at his party, everyone cried.
Darrell opened the door to the barn. He was afraid of what he would find.
Lord Brian was waiting in the closet.
The music coming from the office made Wayne uneasy.
The whale was on the prowl. Emma pretended not to notice.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Valerie laugh.
The gate-keeper opened the door, and led Harry inside.
Gloucry leaned into the wind.
It was a typical day in the hospital. Jerome lowered his gaze.
As soon as the funeral started, Irma hoped for a miracle.
Madison could tell that Deborah was a hotelier. She tried not to smile.
Lewis knew that the lawyer was brutal.
There had never been a sniper quite like Ricardo Morris, and he knew it.
Penny could tell that Michele was foolish. She opened the door to the dungeon.
When the moon came up, Jimmy knew it was time to move on.
Cindy walked into the attic and glanced at Micheal. "You make me want to shout," she said.
Sarah-Jane had been waiting for Linda for three hours. She ground her teeth.
It was a long way to the beach. Tom stopped and buttoned up his jacket.
When Irma arrived at Christmas, Gladys laughed at her.
Isaac was suprised to be free.
If the carver didn't arrive soon, Deborah didn't know what she would do.
Diane had never been to the creek. She shrugged.
Ricardo had invited a hippopotamus to Thanksgiving. He knew it wouldn't end well.
"They know it was me," Daisy told herself as she waited at the bus stop.
The barn was locked.
Lady Madison was sitting in the control room.
Love was in the air. Floyd opened the door.
Irene opened the door to the corridor. She sucked her teeth.
Erik could see that the wombat was peaceful.
It was a foggy October night. Florence meditated as she led the biologist into the dining room.
Someone had invited a wolf to the wedding. Harold knew what to do.
On Monday, Jorge always made a plan.
Going to the desert was a terrible idea. Clyde closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Tiffany was glad that everyone was coming to her party.
As soon as the grand opening started, Sam set aside his corkscrew.
Lord Theodore was in one of his moods.
There had never been a butcher quite like Jon Lóp ez, and he knew it.
It was a damp Sunday evening. Margaret was in the corner.
For as long as Samuel could remember, he'd wanted to be a gravedigger.
Amanda opened the door to the garage. The silence was overwhelming.
Yesia shielded her eyes against the sun.
Antonio had come to London prepared. He was here to meet the juggler.
When rain stopped, Anna knew it was time to find shelter.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
Lady Bradkirk was reading in the kitchen.
When Sandra arrived at her funeral, everyone rushed to see her.
Todd had invited a bank robber to Thanksgiving. He knew what to do.
Heather could see that Robin was mawkish. She opened the door to the barn.
Gene was the best merchant who ever lived.
It was a long way to the hill. Raul stopped and shrugged.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Patricia hesitant.
When Mario arrived at Easter, Eric fainted.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Hector was relieved to see his wife.
Stephanie was delighted to be free.
Mae could feel her life slipping away.
Alicia had been expecting Marsha for six days. She bit her fingernails.
"You deserve this," Jim told himself as he waited at the casino.
If the crook didn't arrive soon, Viola didn't know what she would do.
Christopher put down the bread-stick nervously.
Going to the river was a terrible idea. Pauline hoped for a miracle.
Adrian opened the door to the library. He took a long sip of his pineapple juice.
It was a glorious autumn afternoon. Phillip lit a cigarette as he led the printer into the laundry.
The zookeeper opened the door, and led Bonnie inside.
There had never been a construction worker quite like Felix Davis, and he knew it.
Mildred opened the door to the living room. The stench was unbearable.
Lester was glad that everyone was coming to his funeral.
Jim-Bob had come to Switzerland alone. He was here to meet the coach.
For as long as Shirley could remember, she'd wanted to be a firefighter.
James fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Smoke was in the air. Claude waited.
Peren waited for the battle to begin.
Alfred could see that Floyd was surprised.
Salvador walked into the classroom and looked at Russell. "You make me a better person," he said.
Elaine put down her spatula. It was going to be a fantastic day.
Debbie could see that Katie was easily discouraged. She opened the door to the dining room.
Lord Estvic was sitting in the cloakroom.
Kimberly hoped that the cow was mechanical.
It was a morning full of promise. Jon was in the fridge.
It was a long way to the peak. Tim stopped and shrugged.
When Eddie opened the door Mrs. King looked up from her work.
Gloria had invited a carver to her funeral. She knew what to do.
Herman had never been to the reef. He ground his teeth.
It was a clear and cloudless Friday afternoon. Wendy hoped for a miracle as she led the graphic artist into the kitchen.
When Kyle arrived at his grand opening, everyone fainted.
Christina put down the spring-roll slowly.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Emma checked her watch.
Carolyn had been waiting for Melinda for five hours. She wanted a pill.
On Thursday, Marshall always made it better.
Lord Daryl was eating in the armory.
Going to the beach was a good idea. Jessica took a bite of her kebab.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Suzanne was disappointed that everyone was coming to her funeral.
Anita fumbled in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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