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Going to the pond was a terrible idea. Megan took a sip of her Jack Daniels.
The pirate opened the door, and led Antonio inside.
Lord Basingstead was sitting in the garage.
When Enrique arrived at his party, Ben booed him.
Allison staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
The office was flooded.
Terri could feel her heart beating.
On Thursday, Nicholas always made the world better.
After spending a night on a plane, Eliza-Jane was relieved to see her wife.
Schutcha shielded his eyes against the light.
The sound of the lawnmower made Jim want to cry.
Douglas could see that Curtis was a barber. He tried not to laugh.
There had never been a painter quite like Terrance Miller, and he knew it.
It was a wintery Saturday morning. Barbara was in the theatre.
As soon as the funeral started, Roy took a bite of his kebab.
If the broker didn't arrive soon, Rosemary didn't know what she would do.
Ernest put down the burger carefully.
Staybet arose from slumber.
Sarah took a sip of her beer. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
The octopus was on the prowl. Alex pretended not to notice.
It was a dark and lonely February night. Ryan ground his teeth as he led the plumber into the garage.
Dave opened the door to the dining room. His senses were overwhelmed.
Rafael could tell that James was responsive. He opened the door to the armory.
Nicole was paying. She took a bite of her muffin.
Someone had invited a goose to the grand opening. Benjamin knew the fun was about to begin.
Andy questioned his plan.
Isaac knew that Jerry was weak-willed.
When Ronnie arrived at Christmas, everyone stared in disbelief.
Walter was disappointed that Victor was coming to Thanksgiving.
Phillip staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
The hairdresser opened the door, and led Johnnie inside.
Ularmeirin Boneburner raised her axe.
Karen was at the bakery. She had a magnifying glass in her hand.
Leonard was the best crook who ever lived.
The cell was spotless.
Going to the cave was a bad idea. Laurie took a sip of her chardonnay.
Jonathan hoped that the seal was enraged.
Dustin could feel his heart beating.
The bright light coming from the wardrobe made Darlene hopeful.
If the soldier didn't arrive soon, Alvin didn't know what he would do.
On Sunday, Stacey made history.
Heidi had invited a chimpanzee to her wedding. She knew the fun was about to begin.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Tonya hesitant.
Nathaniel had been waiting for Zachary for two hours. He chewed his lip.
Sarah could see that the thief was patriotic.
Ramona hoped for a miracle. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Robert wiped the sweat from his brow.
There had never been a beautician quite like Mary-Beth Thomas, and she knew it.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Mitchell was relieved to see his husband.
It was a bitterly cold Sunday morning. Veronica was in the food court.
Stacey had never been to the lake. She crouched and tied her laces.
The cat had escaped. Alma knew exactly what to do.
It was a long way to the desert island. Terrance stopped and took a sip of his banana milkshake.
Minnie was calling. She hoped for a miracle.
April was worried that everyone was coming to her wedding.
"This is crazy," Jerome told himself as he waited under the bridge.
Clara put down the umbrella nervously.
When Louise arrived at Christmas, Crystal stared in disbelief.
Glen could tell that Tony was scholarly. He opened the door to the attic.
Carmen was in the deli. She had a knife in her hand.
Stephanie had come to Hong Kong prepared. She was here to meet the matador.
Wheag arose from slumber.
Someone had invited an ant to the party. Raul knew the fun was about to begin.
Cassandra could see that Gertrude was a paramedic. She tried not to smile.
Jay opened the door to the cell. He checked his reflection.
Henry fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Strozuiral shielded his eyes against the blast.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Melissa opened the door.
Ayrgeurelle Wind-anvil raised his fist.
It was a magical spring night. Sharon was at the mall.
Everett was delighted to be alone.
The shaman opened the door, and led Jacob inside.
There had never been a wizard quite like Mary-Lou Williams, and she knew it.
Going to the lake was a great idea. Victoria closed her eyes and took a breath.
When the sun rose, Brent knew it was time to find shelter.
The laundry was ready.
As soon as Easter started, Earl hoped for a miracle.
Lawrence could see that Seth was perplexed.
Joanne put down the banana slowly.
"It's now or never," Russell told himself as he waited in the attic.
If the beautician didn't arrive soon, Marjorie didn't know what she would do.
Carol knew that the chicken was rejected.
For as long as Eva could remember, she'd wanted to be a hairdresser.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Charlie stopped and bit his fingernails.
Minnie had never been to the valley. She questioned her decision.
The music coming from the chapel made Cynthia hopeful.
Patrick knew that no one was coming to Easter.
When Leslie arrived at Christmas, everyone gasped.
Helen had invited an editor to her funeral. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Shirley opened the door to the corridor. The silence was overwhelming.
Someone had invited a chipmunk to Thanksgiving. Earl knew what to do.
Lauren opened the door to the living room. She meditated.
The seal had escaped. Bertha tried to remain calm.
Smoke was in the air. Colleen looked at the time.
Adrian gripped his bagel.
Jerry was the best cobbler around.
Lady Ellen was eating in the dungeon.
Alfredo was in the museum. He had a credit card in his hand.
When Andy opened the door Mrs. Freeman looked up from her book.
The police officer opened the door, and led Toni inside.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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