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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
Ron opened the door to the bedroom. The silence was overwhelming.
It was a bleak, wintery evening. Sara was in the office.
There had never been a sniper quite like Alfredo Taylor, and he knew it.
On Tuesday, Herman always made a wish.
For as long as Elsie could remember, she'd wanted to be a referee.
Bryan was looking. He bit his fingernails.
Connie staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Howard questioned his plan.
Arnold had come to Heaven prepared. He was here to meet the nanny.
Brenda was suprised to be alone.
The garage was a complete mess.
Lucy had never been to the bay. She snapped her fingers.
Stephen could feel his life slipping away.
Lena could see that the chimpanzee was steady.
Fred felt that Billy-Bob was tactless.
It was a long way to the cave. Leslie stopped and wanted relief.
Rita was the best gate-keeper in town.
Jim hoped that the archer was inflamed.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Linda had been expecting Ellen for two days. She checked her watch.
When Phyllis arrived at her wedding, everyone embraced her.
Dawn had invited a cook to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
The sound of snoring made Casey angry.
When Toni arrived at Christmas, everyone cried.
Seth could tell that Kyle was a conductor. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Ruth chewed some gum. It was going to be a momentous evening.
Michele could see that Esther was discouraging. She opened the door to the conservatory.
Love was in the air. Anita waited.
Ellen opened the door to the classroom. She was afraid of what she would find.
After spending a night in the airport, Kirk was relieved to see his home.
Laura was delighted to be floating.
Edwin was in the park. He had a knife in his hand.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Marlene was in the lighthouse.
Mike had come to Johannesburg alone. He was here to meet the nurse.
"They know it was me," Leon told himself as he waited behind the tree.
The fox was on the loose. Francisco panicked.
On Wednesday, Francis made breakfast.
For as long as Judith could remember, she'd wanted to be an astronaut.
Sue was coming. She went over the plan.
There had never been a cartoonist quite like Monica Carter, and she knew it.
It was a long way to the swamp. Gene stopped and enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
The beautician opened the door, and led Brandine inside.
Margie could see that the matador was gleeful.
Brian was the best principal in town.
Bluid leaned into the wind.
Lady Drumlock was in one of her moods.
Stanley opened the door to the dining room. He grinned.
Someone had invited a kitten to the funeral. Lorraine knew the fun was about to begin.
Going to the sea was a great idea. Colleen laughed to herself.
Claire ground her teeth. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
Clifton was worried that everyone was coming to his wedding.
Manuel had invited a dinosaur to his party. He knew the fun was about to begin.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Gwendolyn smiled knowingly.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Loretta laugh.
Karl took a bite of his bagel.
When Ryan arrived at Easter, Margaret ignored him.
Jay knew that Bartholomew was scholarly.
Darrell opened the door to the barn. He could not believe what he saw.
There had never been a truck driver quite like Patsy Eric son, and she knew it.
Jill was in the mirror. She had a spatula in her hand.
Joan could see that the dolphin was powerless.
Ruth had come to Rome alone. She was here to meet the guard.
Alicia could feel her life slipping away.
It started like any other afternoon in Istanbul. Walter enjoyed the feeling of power.
Arlene walked into the outhouse and looked at Jerome. "You make me eat," she said.
When the moon came up, Jeffrey knew it was time to move on.
Theodore was waiting. He buttoned up his jacket.
Kent could tell that Charlie was charming. He opened the door to the classroom.
The flight attendant opened the door, and led Jenny inside.
It was a foggy Saturday evening. Duane was at the bus stop.
The barn was the perfect location.
It was a bleak, wintery Friday afternoon. Michael raised his hands as he led the bandit into the dining room.
The noises coming from the living room made Carolyn uneasy.
Someone had invited a panda to Thanksgiving. Sarah knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a long way to the valley. Ralph stopped and whistled nonchalantly.
As soon as Christmas started, Annie crouched and tied her laces.
Harold opened the door to the bathroom. He gripped his credit card.
When Martin arrived at his wedding, everyone laughed.
Going to the forest was a good idea. Allison took a sip of her daiquiri.
Nicholas opened the door to the wardrobe. He had dreamed of this moment.
Tammy was glad that no one was coming to her grand opening.
Yea leaned into the wind.
Mary-Lou wiped the sweat from her brow.
"Just be yourself," Hector told himself as he waited on the bus.
Shannon was the best thief in town.
Lord Dundeep was waiting in the guest room.
Raul had never been to the peak. He struggled to breathe.
Daisy was suprised to be free.
For as long as Dora could remember, she'd wanted to be a bishop.
Andy was crawling. He lit a cigarette.
The sound of laughter made Heather want to scream.
It was a gloomy Wednesday morning. Tim was at the skateboard park.
If the taxi-driver didn't arrive soon, Mary-Beth didn't know what she would do.
When Kent opened the door Mr. Morris looked up from his book.
Margie staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
When rain began, Steve knew it was time to sleep.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
The kitten was on the loose. Karl pretended not to notice.
Richard had been waiting for Rick for two days. He struggled to breathe.
Sarah-Jane could see that Jo was a merchant. She tried not to worry.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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