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Denise could see that Sarah was a cartoonist. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Craig walked into the bedroom and glanced at Bartholomew. "You make me feel lonely," he said.
The outhouse was flooded.
Donald was suprised to be floating.
Gina had come to Paris alone. She was here to meet the air traffic controller.
Susan hoped that Brittany was odd.
Xilau waited for the battle to begin.
Norman lit a cigarette. It was going to be a momentous night.
Erika took a bite of her cracker.
James fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
When Cody arrived at Easter, Willie stared in disbelief.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Judith was relieved to see her mother.
It was a typical evening in the prison. Andrew closed his eyes and took a breath.
Maurice put down the doll slowly.
It was a cool April evening. Lisa straightened her hair as she led the imam into the dining room.
Dustin had invited a kangaroo to his wedding. He knew it wouldn't end well.
When the moon came up, Matthew knew it was time to find shelter.
If the drug dealer didn't arrive soon, Clayton didn't know what he would do.
Ana had never been to the swamp. She buttoned up her jacket.
Francis opened the door to the bathroom. The silence was overwhelming.
There had never been a beggar quite like Rosemary Adams, and she knew it.
When Virgil opened the door Mrs. Campbell looked up from her work.
On Monday, Phyllis made love.
Barry hoped that the ninja was persuasive.
It was a damp afternoon. Bryan was in the temple.
Grurli Joytaker raised his axe.
Peroort shielded her eyes against the light.
"Just be yourself," Bob told himself as he waited in the prison.
Someone had invited a dog to Christmas. Edith knew it wouldn't end well.
For as long as Carol could remember, she'd wanted to be a poet.
The chipmunk had escaped. Terry tried to remain calm.
Jesse walked into the bedroom and glanced at Erica. "You make me dizzy," he said.
Dana had come to another dimension alone. She was here to meet the explorer.
Virginia could feel her heart beating.
The music coming from the cell made Pearl hopeful.
Going to the ocean was a good idea. George lit a cigarette.
Lord Caerlea was in one of his moods.
Sean could see that Jay was indecisive.
The cook opened the door, and led Sonia inside.
Denise could tell that Melinda was destructive. She opened the door to the bathroom.
Lord Hullhelm was sitting in the stable.
Paul opened the door to the attic. He shuddered in anticipation.
As soon as Easter started, Charlotte buttoned up her jacket.
Keith was glad that everyone was coming to his grand opening.
Brandon was suprised to be alive.
It was a long way to the desert. Rhonda stopped and closed her eyes and took a breath.
Love was in the air. Cecil smiled knowingly.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Melvin hesitant.
When the sun rose, Wanda knew it was time to run.
For as long as Bill could remember, he'd wanted to be a pawnbroker.
Gladys was the best private detective in town.
If the drummer didn't arrive soon, Ashley didn't know what she would do.
When Irma arrived at her wedding, everyone embraced her.
It started like any other evening in the train station. Bobbie straightened her hair.
Ron had invited a tiger to his grand opening. He knew what to do.
There had never been a webmaster quite like Brandon Freeman, and he knew it.
After spending a night on a plane, Nathan was relieved to see his home.
Juanita took a bite of her apple. It was going to be a special evening.
Angel put down the umbrella nervously.
Mario opened the door to the lobby. His senses were overwhelmed.
The wine cellar was deserted.
It was a snowy Saturday evening. Diana enjoyed the feeling of power as she led the yodeler into the barn.
"Just breathe," Adrian told himself as he waited in the hair salon.
Mathew had come to Beijing alone. He was here to meet the printer.
Agnes walked into the kitchen and glanced at Glenn. "You make me want to shout," she said.
The music coming from the stable made Theresa hopeful.
It was a beautiful autumn evening. Pearl was in the shower.
Velma tried to hide.
Johnny fumbled in the gloom. The walls were rough.
The swimming coach opened the door, and led Max inside.
On Friday, Corey always made joy.
When the moon came up, April knew it was time to sleep.
Ted could tell that Manuel was despairing. He opened the door to the sauna.
Eugene was delighted to be alive.
Martin was falling. He crouched and tied his laces.
As soon as the funeral started, Carlos knew it wasn't too late.
For as long as Leroy could remember, he'd wanted to be a magician.
It was a long way to the forest. Michael stopped and checked his reflection.
After spending a night on the street, Jay was relieved to see his boss.
Carl could tell that Phillip was a yak herder. He tried not to worry.
Shuoch shielded her eyes against the light.
The eagle was on the loose. Calvin knew exactly what to do.
Sara opened the door to the control room. She lowered her gaze.
Emma was the best rabbi bar none.
Christine took a sip of her Fanta. It was going to be a momentous day.
Gerald put down the hot dog carefully.
Ertai Windsinger raised her shield.
Herbert opened the door to the wine cellar. He could not believe what he saw.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Michelle want to cry.
Gladys hoped that the wolf was idealistic.
George fumbled in the darkness. The walls were rough.
Marvin had come to the palace alone. He was here to meet the writer.
It started like any other evening in New York. Margaret crouched and tied her laces.
It was a hot and humid night. Jordan took a bite of his croissant as he led the fashion designer into the garage.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Suzanne was in the corner.
Leon knew that Javier was submissive.
Lord Ashstone was sitting in the chapel.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
After spending a night on the street, Johnny was relieved to see his mother.
The dining room was spotless.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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