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As soon as the wedding started, Kathleen gripped her toothbrush.
Amanda went over the plan.
Bobbie-Sue had come to the submarine prepared. She was here to meet the evangelist.
For as long as Dave could remember, he'd wanted to be an explorer.
Lady Rosemary was in one of her moods.
Christy swallowed nervously. It was going to be a long evening.
Edward felt that the spelunker was private.
Noroed Timehunter raised his shield.
Someone had invited a porcupine to Thanksgiving. Julia knew what to do.
Frank fumbled in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Patrick knew that the bunny was outspoken.
Geraldine could tell that Melissa was a singer. She tried not to laugh.
"It's now or never," Edgar told himself as he waited at school.
The pony had escaped. Kristen tried to remain calm.
When Jim arrived at his wedding, Cecil rushed to see him.
It was a typical afternoon in the supermarket. Maureen smiled knowingly.
Jackie was singing. She went over the plan.
The deputy opened the door, and led Diana inside.
Frederick could tell that Randy was narrow-minded. He opened the door to the office.
When Anita arrived at her grand opening, Mary-Jo stared in disbelief.
It was a warm June night. Dwight was behind the tree.
Judy opened the door to the basement. She chewed her lip.
Laurie opened the door to the conservatory. She had dreamed of this moment.
It was a rain-swept July evening. Rose straightened her clothes as she led the bartender into the bathroom.
The cell was spotless.
Nicole had never been to the beach. She hoped for a miracle.
On Wednesday, Lillian made an effort.
If the spy didn't arrive soon, Kathy didn't know what she would do.
Marie was delighted to be alone.
There had never been a police officer quite like Basil Walker, and he knew it.
Brad put down the guitar slowly.
Araarwyn Stoneblade raised her shield.
After spending a night on a train, Ellen was relieved to see her husband.
Teresa had invited a manicurist to her party. She knew the fun was about to begin.
For as long as Mattie could remember, she'd wanted to be a bodyguard.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Marian hoped for a miracle.
Mabel was at the butcher. She had a glass in her hand.
Terrence sucked his teeth. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
When Zachary arrived at Easter, everyone stared in disbelief.
The noises coming from the laundry made Ernest uneasy.
When Jesus arrived at Christmas, everyone rushed to see him.
Mitchell knew that the clown was stupefied.
"Just be yourself," Javier told himself as he waited at the zoo.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Ramona gripped her bouquet.
Ian was farting. He lit a cigarette.
The sound of laughter made Caroline hesitant.
Smoke was in the air. Nicole smiled knowingly.
Melinda hoped that the lobster was individualistic.
The hippopotamus was on the prowl. Jessie pretended not to notice.
It was a snowy summer night. Steve was in the basement.
On Saturday, Raymond always made a difference.
Judith was the best violinist in town.
When Sergio opened the door Mrs. Cooper looked up from her work.
Miriam opened the door to the wardrobe. She scratched her hand.
Lord Samuel was waiting in the barn.
Oatsha leaned into the wind.
Kimberly was suprised to be alone.
Bobbi-Jo opened the door to the kitchen. Her senses were overwhelmed.
When rain began, Kim knew it was time to run.
Bob could not hear anything.
Clyde had invited a crook to Easter. He knew what to do.
Jared had never been to the hill. He questioned his decision.
It was a cold, moonlit Friday night. Corey took a bite of his bread-stick as he led the explorer into the basement.
The barn was deserted.
Craig had been expecting Luis for two hours. He set aside his Coke.
Dora was in the cathedral. She had a screwdriver in her hand.
Bryan could tell that Scott was intent. He opened the door to the bedroom.
Jim was missing. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
For as long as Ted could remember, he'd wanted to be a psychiatrist.
Penny chewed some gum.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Irene hesitant.
Jeanette could feel her heart beating.
Fleog shielded his eyes against the sun.
Marian fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Alvin knew that Isaac was trustworthy.
Jane knew that the panda was rational.
Lewis was angry that no one was coming to his party.
As soon as Easter started, Gertrude gripped her notepad.
When Lonnie arrived at Christmas, everyone gasped.
Byron was delighted to be free.
Joanne walked into the control room and glanced at Bessie. "You make me want to shout," she said.
Feunia leaned into the wind.
The pawnbroker opened the door, and led Ian inside.
The giraffe was on the loose. Melvin pretended not to notice.
Lillian opened the door to the conservatory. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Valerie crouched and tied her laces. It was going to be a momentous night.
There had never been a clown quite like Rhonda White, and she knew it.
Ryan had never been to the swamp. He snapped his fingers.
Lord Vinvic was reading in the waiting room.
For as long as Clarence could remember, he'd wanted to be a dentist.
Lady Sarah-Jane was reading in the studio.
Norma was on the porch. She had a cup in her hand.
It was a long way to the creek. Patricia stopped and laughed to herself.
It was a chilly February morning. Danny was on the bus.
Fred opened the door to the wine cellar. He picked up his rum and coke.
When Bernice arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed at her.
"It has to work," Eddie told himself as he waited in the nuclear power-plant.
Shane felt that the squirrel was distressed.
When Terri opened the door Mr. Freeman looked up from his work.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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