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As soon as Thanksgiving started, Olga looked at the time.
Charlotte could tell that Natalie was dreamy. She opened the door to the sauna.
When Betty opened the door Mrs. Smith looked up from her work.
Darrell could see that Bartholomew was lovely.
Going to the island was a foolhardy idea. Jim-Bob buttoned up his jacket.
Margaret had come to Ireland alone. She was here to meet the truck driver.
It was a long way to the bay. Carmen stopped and wiped the sweat from her brow.
Ken put down the banana carefully.
Sean took a sip of his chai.
When rain stopped, Arthur knew it was time to run.
Bruce could see that Rene was a nurse. He tried not to feel intimidated.
It was a damp Monday evening. Allan took a bite of his kebab as he led the welder into the dungeon.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Jerome told himself as he waited in the pantry.
The attic was dark and oddly quiet.
Crystal was in the fridge. She had a cup in her hand.
Margaret was suprised to be alive.
Erika had been expecting Geraldine for four hours. She closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Ramona could see that the lemur was discouraged.
Paul walked into the lounge room and looked at Everett. "You make me a better person," he said.
There had never been a chauffeur quite like Stephanie Davis, and she knew it.
Bradley took a long sip of his merlot. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
The swan was on the prowl. Maxine knew exactly what to do.
Laura opened the door to the walk-in freezer. The silence was overwhelming.
It was a typical day in the hospital. Emma nodded to the lawyer.
A sense of magic was in the air. Melanie waited.
Eotshourn leaned into the wind.
If the torturer didn't arrive soon, Jaime didn't know what he would do.
Bertha had invited a seagull to her funeral. She knew what to do.
When Pauline arrived at Christmas, Francisco booed her.
It started like any other afternoon in Ireland. Billie enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
As soon as Easter started, Bobbie wanted relief.
On Monday, Gerald made a mess.
When Robin opened the door Mrs. Davis looked up from her work.
Loretta knew that the hunter was unpredicatable.
Lady Petersport was in one of her moods.
Lord Randy was in one of his moods.
When Connie arrived at Thanksgiving, Jane gasped.
Morris knew that the moose was questioning.
Alice fumbled in the gloom. The walls were rough.
The sound of the baby crying made Walter hesitant.
Steve knew that Barry was decadent.
It was a long way to the swamp. Roland stopped and closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Janice bit her fingernails.
Phyllis walked into the classroom and looked at Nicole. "You make me giggle," she said.
Maureen was delighted to be alone.
Lord Clifton was reading in the attic.
Lady Fullerdale was waiting in the dungeon.
Floyd opened the door to the kitchen. He had dreamed of this moment.
It was a cold, moonlit night. Wanda was at the travel agent.
Crystal had invited a fox to Thanksgiving. She knew what to do.
Adia arose from slumber.
Duane could see that Kevin was an archaeologist. He tried not to laugh.
Going to the woods was a nice idea. Travis hoped for a miracle.
When the sun rose, Anne knew it was time to move on.
After spending a night on the street, Sonia was relieved to see her car.
Dianne was in the attic. She had an icecream in her hand.
Someone had invited a cheetah to the funeral. Dorothy knew it wouldn't end well.
The waiting room was spotless.
Pedro put down the licorice twist slowly.
As soon as the wedding started, Sylvia lit a cigarette.
Marc staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
Lord Danny was in one of his moods.
The impersonator opened the door, and led Clyde inside.
Yolanda was eating. She checked her watch.
Leon had been waiting for Billy for days. He questioned his decision.
Vincent knew that the dolphin was laughing.
On Thursday, Shawn made an effort.
Johnny walked into the wardrobe and looked at Charlie. "You make me giggle," he said.
When Martin arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone rushed to see him.
When Shirley arrived at her funeral, Marie cried.
Carla had never been to the hill. She took a bite of her burger.
Agnes was the best tattooist around.
Danny opened the door to the laundry. He crouched and tied his laces.
Priscilla was suprised to be floating.
Curtis was glad that everyone was coming to Easter.
It was a long way to the woods. Dale stopped and set aside his credit card.
Justin opened the door to the pantry. His senses were overwhelmed.
Joyce could tell that Tracey was a herbalist. She tried not to worry.
The dungeon was flooded.
Dustin went over the plan.
Kathleen hoped that Katie was humorous.
When Luis opened the door Mr. Walker looked up from his book.
When wolves began to howl, Basil knew it was time to find shelter.
It was a typical afternoon in the nuclear power-plant. Kay struggled to breathe.
For as long as Kristen could remember, she'd wanted to be a cameraman.
The sound of the lawnmower made Erica want to scream.
Going to the waterfall was a nice idea. Jenny took a sip of her chardonnay.
The lizard was on the loose. Kevin pretended not to notice.
It was a bitterly cold - Months morning. Philip was in the hair salon.
Skian Spacewraith raised his sword.
There had never been a sniper quite like Vickie Williams, and she knew it.
Peggy staggered in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Spoaris leaned into the wind.
Eleanor was dancing. She swallowed nervously.
Rertoi shielded her eyes against the light.
When Laura-May arrived at her grand opening, Dennis laughed at her.
Jackie put down the skateboard slowly.
The garage was ready.
It was a long way to the cave. Amy stopped and buttoned up her jacket.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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