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It was a foggy September afternoon. Cynthia was behind the bikeshed.
Sonia felt that Kathleen was original.
Craig had come to another dimension prepared. He was here to meet the chimney-sweep.
Hector put down the sandwich nervously.
Jeffrey could tell that Jose was sharing. He opened the door to the living room.
If the salesperson didn't arrive soon, Mildred didn't know what she would do.
Seth opened the door to the guest room. He could not believe what he saw.
Ella had invited a chimpanzee to Easter. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Ashley was at the train station. She had a bouquet in her hand.
Katrina was the best surgeon in town.
It was a long way to the planet. Arlene stopped and took a bite of her croissant.
Juan was suprised to be alive.
Spuew Windgrinder raised her sword.
Melvin hoped that the ant was rebellious.
Francisco could feel his heart beating.
When Marshall arrived at his wedding, Shane cried.
Corey could not feel anything.
The bird was on the loose. Ron tried to remain calm.
Frank walked into the lobby and glanced at Misty. "You make me glow," he said.
On Saturday, Miguel made believe.
Gordon had been expecting Dave for four hours. He took a bite of his fishcake.
It was a clear, bright night. Derek swallowed nervously as he led the hunter into the garage.
There had never been a private detective quite like Billie Washington, and she knew it.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Kenneth opened the door.
Jay took a sip of his merlot. It was going to be a momentous night.
The journalist opened the door, and led Salvador inside.
Terri fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
For as long as Erin could remember, she'd wanted to be an innkeeper.
Jack was the best guru around.
When rain stopped, Ralph knew it was time to sleep.
When Loretta arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone embraced her.
If the priest didn't arrive soon, Tanya didn't know what she would do.
Brian opened the door to the attic. He tried to hide.
Gaerz shielded his eyes against the blast.
Laura opened the door to the bedroom. She had dreamed of this moment.
After spending a night on a train, Ricardo was relieved to see his car.
It was a cool night. Martha was at the football stadium.
As soon as the grand opening started, Willie wanted to start over.
When Ron arrived at his wedding, Bryan gasped.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Bernice laugh.
When Erica opened the door Mrs. HernĂ¡nd ez looked up from her work.
Clarence had come to Germany prepared. He was here to meet the air traffic controller.
Someone had invited a badger to Thanksgiving. Gary knew the fun was about to begin.
Helen walked into the barn and glanced at Terrence. "You make me dizzy," she said.
Frederick put down the bike nervously.
Joan was delighted to be alive.
Elabua leaned into the wind.
Raul had invited a beautician to his funeral. He knew what to do.
Joseph could see that Ricardo was inflamed. He opened the door to the dining room.
Hugh had been waiting for Marc for four days. He took a bite of his banana.
Phillip was at the travel agent. He had a can opener in his hand.
Aaron knew that no one was coming to his wedding.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
Lord Everett was in one of his moods.
Nathaniel staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
It was a long way to the woods. Andre stopped and whistled nonchalantly.
Wallace crouched and tied his laces.
Mike could see that the fraudster was false.
The monkey was on the prowl. Valerie knew exactly what to do.
Jim-Bob could see that Wade was a coach. He tried not to feel intimidated.
There had never been a photographer quite like Mabel Powell, and she knew it.
Bartholomew was singing. He questioned his decision.
It was a bright and starry July night. Wilma was at the butcher.
Miriam had never been to the volcano. She hoped for a miracle.
Colleen opened the door to the library. She had dreamed of this moment.
For as long as Allan could remember, he'd wanted to be a taxidermist.
When Stanley arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone welcomed him.
Chris could feel his heart beating.
Philip had been waiting for Roy for four hours. He raised his hands.
When Kay opened the door Mr. Davis looked up from his work.
The sound of the chainsaw made Teresa angry.
The wine cellar was locked.
As soon as the grand opening started, Janet looked at the time.
Lady Winwood was in one of her moods.
"Winners don't quit," Kelly told himself as he waited at the wax museum.
Darren walked into the outhouse and looked at Edna. "You make me laugh," he said.
If the baker didn't arrive soon, Dave didn't know what he would do.
Russell twiddled his thumbs. It was going to be a long night.
Quipuler shielded her eyes against the light.
Brett felt that the fortune-teller was meticulous.
Michelle could see that Debbie was an assassin. She tried not to worry.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Tiffany could tell that Kim was narcissistic. She opened the door to the living room.
Euxaver Sunwalker raised his sword.
Someone had invited a puppy to the grand opening. Nicholas knew the fun was about to begin.
Jacob had come to the palace alone. He was here to meet the printer.
The spider was on the prowl. Arnold tried to remain calm.
Seth swallowed nervously.
After spending a night in jail, Velma was relieved to see her car.
The music coming from the office made Misty uneasy.
Jordan opened the door to the basement. He could not believe what he saw.
The greengrocer opened the door, and led Carrie inside.
Ivan was delighted to be alone.
Mary-Jo opened the door to the dungeon. She lowered her gaze.
It was a calm, yet eerie spring night. Keith nodded to the terrorist as he led the physicist into the garage.
Edward hoped that the puppy was aimless.
It was a typical afternoon in the museum. Phyllis closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Peter put down the ball slowly.
Nathan could feel his heart beating.
Hereat arose from slumber.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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