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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
It was a long way to the desert island. Martha stopped and smiled knowingly.
Kevin had never been to the peak. He cracked open another beer.
When Franklin arrived at Christmas, everyone stared in disbelief.
"Patience is a virtue," Juanita told herself as she waited under the bridge.
Going to the pond was a bad idea. Ruby bit her fingernails.
Kathleen opened the door to the dungeon. Her senses were overwhelmed.
When Marion arrived at her grand opening, Lucille rushed to see her.
Love was in the air. Neil opened the door.
Fred knew that the coach was indulgent.
Laura-May hoped that Gladys was punctual.
Heidi was waiting. She crouched and tied her laces.
As soon as the funeral started, Cory scratched his hand.
The giraffe was on the prowl. Rita panicked.
Warren knew that the whale was transparent.
Colleen nodded to the tax collector.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
After spending a night on a train, Stephen was relieved to see his mother.
Yvonne was at the football stadium. She had a mouse in her hand.
It was a hot and humid night. Samantha was on the porch.
The smell coming from the wardrobe made Sharon uneasy.
For as long as Kathryn could remember, she'd wanted to be a chef.
Jack gripped his ale. It was going to be a fantastic afternoon.
Lady Ecclesville was in one of her moods.
Lord Christopher was reading in the kitchen.
Gheetella shielded her eyes against the blast.
Byron had invited a janitor to Christmas. He knew what to do.
Leah was worried that Brittany was coming to her party.
Marshall could tell that Randall was a florist. He tried not to feel intimidated.
The professor opened the door, and led Gwendolyn inside.
A sense of magic was in the air. Lynn smiled knowingly.
It was a quiet - Months night. Larry picked up his cup as he led the bricklayer into the living room.
When Cecil arrived at his funeral, everyone laughed at him.
When the sun rose, Darlene knew it was time to find shelter.
Dan could see that Lester was plodding. He opened the door to the garage.
Julian opened the door to the lobby. He took a bite of his cracker.
"Show no mercy," Bob told himself as he waited in the prison.
Chris was suprised to be floating.
It was a long way to the forest. Felicia stopped and grinned.
When George arrived at Thanksgiving, Dave cried.
Mitchell knew that the farmer was trendy.
Steve opened the door to the kitchen. The silence was overwhelming.
The sound of the chainsaw made Tracy want to cry.
As soon as Easter started, Leo straightened his clothes.
Bobbie-Sue walked into the sauna and looked at Edwin. "You make me giggle," she said.
Going to the sea was a good idea. Laura chewed her lip.
Naomi staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
Don hoped that the ant was keen.
If the explorer didn't arrive soon, Antonio didn't know what he would do.
Smoke was in the air. Bryan looked at the time.
It started like any other evening in the deli. Tonya whistled nonchalantly.
Arthur could see that Alberto was a coach. He tried not to laugh.
Guy was relieved that everyone was coming to his wedding.
It was a crisp summer night. Bessie was in the prison.
Amy was dancing. She wanted a cigarette.
The deer was on the prowl. Annie pretended not to notice.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Bernice was relieved to see her father.
For as long as Maureen could remember, she'd wanted to be a geologist.
When Judith opened the door Mr. Adams looked up from his work.
Shelly could not feel anything.
Cynthia was suprised to be alive.
The music coming from the kitchen made Dolores uneasy.
Maria had never been to the gully. She lowered her gaze.
It was a typical evening in London. Barbara questioned her decision.
When Jim-Bob arrived at Easter, everyone cried.
Brandy could tell that Tracy was empty. She opened the door to the lobby.
Tammy had come to Switzerland prepared. She was here to meet the marshal.
Wrackai Faithswine raised her axe.
There had never been a chef quite like Ron Washington, and he knew it.
Barbara had invited a bureaucrat to her party. She knew what to do.
Luis cracked open another beer. It was going to be a momentous evening.
The sound of the blender made Carolyn want to scream.
Going to the pond was a nice idea. Sue swallowed nervously.
If the dictator didn't arrive soon, Eric didn't know what he would do.
Someone had invited a monkey to Thanksgiving. Samuel knew the fun was about to begin.
Dennis put down the bike slowly.
Stanley was behind the bikeshed. He had a notepad in his hand.
As soon as Easter started, Sergio chewed his lip.
Josephine opened the door to the dining room. She had dreamed of this moment.
On Friday, Carl always made soup.
Christine was crawling. She enjoyed the feeling of power.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
"Just breathe," Beverly told herself as she waited in the supermarket.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Luis smiled knowingly.
It was a long way to the island. Lynn stopped and smiled.
Claire walked into the barn and looked at Joseph. "You make me hot," she said.
Dennis was the best truck driver in town.
Jennie was suprised to be floating.
The bishop opened the door, and led Jorge inside.
When wolves began to howl, Lydia knew it was time to move on.
Bobbie knew that the principal was individualistic.
Philip had never been to the sea. He lit a cigarette.
Glase arose from slumber.
Sally could see that Irma was funny. She opened the door to the guest room.
Terry had invited an explorer to her funeral. She knew what to do.
Christy could see that the chimpanzee was hypnotic.
Mitchell had been waiting for Jonathan for hours. He hoped for a miracle.
The chicken was on the prowl. Ruth panicked.
The kitchen was dark and oddly quiet.
Leah fumbled in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Basil opened the door to the bathroom. The silence was overwhelming.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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