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It was a long way to the stream. Eugene stopped and lowered his gaze.
When Nora arrived at Christmas, Jared laughed at her.
Lydia was suprised to be alone.
For as long as Sharon could remember, she'd wanted to be a nanny.
Veronica had never been to the forest. She shrugged.
Luis had invited a carver to Easter. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Kent went over the plan.
Faezheural shielded her eyes against the sun.
It was a tumultuous Saturday morning. Johnny was at school.
When Manuel opened the door Mr. Tremblay looked up from his work.
As soon as the party started, Daisy crouched and tied her laces.
It was a hot and humid January night. Edgar chewed his lip as he led the court jester into the armory.
Brad opened the door to the stable. He giggled to himself.
Jaime could see that Jesus was ashamed. He opened the door to the barn.
Craig had been expecting Milton for two days. He bit his fingernails.
Charlotte lit a cigarette. It was going to be a long night.
After spending a night in jail, Marjorie was relieved to see her wife.
When rain stopped, Andy knew it was time to sleep.
April opened the door to the basement. She was afraid of what she would find.
Priffae arose from slumber.
Lord Nathaniel was in one of his moods.
The smell coming from the dining room made Marcus hopeful.
Dolores could tell that Gail was an undertaker. She tried not to laugh.
The sound of the blender made Shirley want to cry.
William fumbled in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Stephen was in the kitchen. He had a celery stick in his hand.
On Wednesday, Dianne made noises.
Duane walked into the attic and looked at Nancy. "You make me yawn," he said.
There had never been a terrorist quite like Priscilla Carter, and she knew it.
Prorsui shielded his eyes against the blast.
Byron knew that the fish was handsome.
The basement was flooded.
Harry had come to Moscow alone. He was here to meet the pianist.
"You deserve this," Mario told himself as he waited in the mirror.
For as long as Angel could remember, he'd wanted to be a beggar.
When Carolyn opened the door Mr. Thomas looked up from his work.
The moose was on the loose. Florence panicked.
Judith was the best pastor around.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Barry cracked open another beer.
Love was in the air. Tammy smiled knowingly.
Someone had invited a hedgehog to Christmas. Gary knew what to do.
Delores opened the door to the guest room. The silence was overwhelming.
Janice had invited a donkey to her party. She knew what to do.
It was a long way to the sea. Ethel stopped and shrugged.
Jackie had never been to the woods. She took a long sip of her apple juice.
Daisy smiled knowingly.
When rain began, Bobbie knew it was time to sleep.
Perry was glad that no one was coming to his funeral.
Lord Lampsvic was in one of his moods.
Benjamin had been expecting Leon for days. He went over the plan.
Vincent was searching. He checked his reflection.
After spending a night in hell, Seth was relieved to see his husband.
When Holly arrived at her wedding, Phillip laughed at her.
When Sean arrived at Thanksgiving, Andy stared in disbelief.
Darm shielded her eyes against the light.
Thomas was in the chapel. He had a corkscrew in his hand.
Kyle knew that Brett was irreverent.
On Friday, Raymond made it through.
For as long as Ronald could remember, he'd wanted to be a lawyer.
Going to the waterfall was a bad idea. Katherine looked at the time.
The cow was on the loose. Harold knew exactly what to do.
The professor opened the door, and led Mike inside.
Reginald had come to England alone. He was here to meet the shoemaker.
Jack was suprised to be alive.
Lady Roberta was reading in the cloakroom.
Everett walked into the guest room and looked at Lena. "You make me exercise," he said.
Marie was the best priest bar none.
The library was the perfect location.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Violet want to scream.
Gina ground her teeth.
Scott could feel his life slipping away.
Cynthia had invited a fish to Christmas. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Someone had invited a dog to the grand opening. Marion knew the fun was about to begin.
When Natalie opened the door Mr. Hud son looked up from his book.
As soon as the wedding started, Patricia bit her fingernails.
"No one suspects a thing," Toni told herself as she waited in the playground.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
Irma smiled knowingly. It was going to be a special day.
After spending a night in the airport, Jonathan was relieved to see his boss.
Joseph opened the door to the dining room. He was afraid of what he would find.
A sense of magic was in the air. Lester smiled knowingly.
Iffio shielded her eyes against the sun.
When Victor arrived at his party, everyone rushed to see him.
Kelly staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
It started like any other day in the zoo. Juan lit a cigarette.
Elly-May was relieved that everyone was coming to her grand opening.
The bright light coming from the chapel made Michele hopeful.
Psoal waited for the battle to begin.
The sound of the helicopter leaving made Arthur want to cry.
When Vickie arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone fainted.
Freddie had been waiting for Dave for three hours. He shrugged.
On Friday, Mary-Jo always made a kite.
Lord Wealdbourne was in one of his moods.
Margaret was praying. She laughed to herself.
Oudua Moon-anvil raised his shield.
Stephanie was behind the wall. She had a corkscrew in her hand.
Colleen had come to Johannesburg prepared. She was here to meet the gladiator.
There had never been a wizard quite like Allan Pér ez, and he knew it.
Corey opened the door to the outhouse. His senses were overwhelmed.
When Bernice opened the door Mrs. Walker looked up from her work.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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