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The sound of laughter made Alex hesitant.
Mario opened the door to the garage. He was afraid of what he might find.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Roland was at the mall.
Delores staggered in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Someone had invited a goldfish to the grand opening. Rachel knew the fun was about to begin.
When Wayne arrived at his funeral, Jordan ignored him.
Brandy was praying. She took a long sip of her diet Coke.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Eric was relieved to see his wife.
As soon as Easter started, Eileen took a bite of her celery stick.
Ivan had never been to the hill. He went over the plan.
Theodore walked into the bathroom and looked at Jack. "You make me cold," he said.
Bonnie could tell that Lisa was optimistic. She opened the door to the pantry.
"You deserve this," Vicki told herself as she waited in the chapel.
The wine cellar was the perfect location.
For as long as Becky could remember, she'd wanted to be a technician.
On Wednesday, Elaine made a kite.
It was a rain-swept night. Jeremy struggled to breathe as he led the peddlar into the bedroom.
Lance put down the bratwurst nervously.
The pharmacist opened the door, and led Darrell inside.
Jo-Ellen shrugged.
When the moon came up, Claude knew it was time to run.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
It was a long way to the forest. Pearl stopped and ground her teeth.
Lawrence checked his phone. It was going to be a momentous day.
It started like any other evening in America. Louis chewed his lip.
If the chef didn't arrive soon, Darlene didn't know what she would do.
Harold had invited a pig to his funeral. He knew what to do.
Glenn had come to Heaven alone. He was here to meet the busker.
It was a clear October evening. Edwin was in the chapel.
Spibuorus arose from slumber.
Nicole fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
Ivan opened the door to the studio. He was afraid of what he would find.
Lord Jamesvale was sitting in the lobby.
Wayne was the best firefighter in town.
Shelly knew that the tortoise was festive.
As soon as Christmas started, Stanley checked his watch.
Iutchoara Mindworm raised her fist.
Cecil had never been to the gully. He scratched his hand.
Dawn was suprised to be alive.
John could see that Derrick was receptive.
The outhouse was covered in blood.
Someone had invited a bee to the wedding. Gilbert knew what to do.
Christina knew that the air traffic controller was dynamic.
The medic opened the door, and led Ashley inside.
"All's well that ends well," Mildred told herself as she waited in the playground.
The sound of the blender made Andrea want to cry.
Going to the planet was a great idea. Leon shuddered in anticipation.
Edward was disappointed that Duane was coming to Easter.
Cynthia had come to Antarctica prepared. She was here to meet the juggler.
The dingo was on the loose. Heidi tried to remain calm.
Dennis could see that Nathan was a shipwright. He tried not to laugh.
There had never been a bank robber quite like Irene Campbell, and she knew it.
Ben put down the candy-bar nervously.
Yesurin shielded his eyes against the light.
Elaine was in the bushes. She had a stapler in her hand.
Lady Jamesport was in one of her moods.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Leon smiled knowingly.
Caroline was drinking. She took a long sip of her wine.
For as long as Robin could remember, she'd wanted to be a wizard.
Yiurlace leaned into the wind.
Hugh opened the door to the cell. He could not believe what he saw.
Lord Jamie was sitting in the lobby.
When Nicole arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone cried.
Sandra felt that Sonia was practical.
On Friday, Dwayne made breakfast.
Denise was the best farmer around.
Lord Applestone was sitting in the kitchen.
Sidney had never been to the waterfall. He cracked open another beer.
Rick had come to London alone. He was here to meet the plumber.
Erika could see that the shark was cute.
Charlie was worried that everyone was coming to his party.
When Fernando arrived at Christmas, everyone booed him.
Joy knew that the lawyer was good-natured.
"It's now or never," Dwight told himself as he waited at the bus stop.
After spending a night in jail, Marcia was relieved to see her boss.
If the chef didn't arrive soon, Sandra didn't know what she would do.
Going to the river was a great idea. Douglas closed his eyes and took a breath.
Someone had invited a fox to the funeral. Jeffery knew the fun was about to begin.
Christina staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Virgil could feel his heart beating.
It was a foggy Friday morning. Johnny was in the prison.
Tiac leaned into the wind.
The sound of the alarm made William hesitant.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Shannon walked into the library and looked at Lillie. "You make me angry," she said.
The kitchen was dark and oddly quiet.
It was a warm Thursday evening. Erin took a bite of her banana as she led the terrorist into the living room.
Calvin was losing. He cracked open another beer.
Jimmy felt that Bradley was alert.
When Robert arrived at his wedding, Gabriel stared in disbelief.
The chicken was on the loose. Troy panicked.
Carmen had come to Mars alone. She was here to meet the chauffeur.
There had never been a guru quite like Edna Clark, and she knew it.
Ruth could see that Jackie was escapist. She opened the door to the attic.
Bruce was under the bridge. He had a notepad in his hand.
Gerald enjoyed the feeling of power.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Kim waited.
Eleanor could not hear anything.
Paula had never been to the waterfall. She giggled to herself.
Stacy staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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