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As soon as Christmas started, Rachel straightened her clothes.
The chapel was locked.
The cat was on the loose. Bessie knew exactly what to do.
Franklin put down the guitar slowly.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Pauline waited.
It was a long way to the cave. John stopped and nodded to the detective.
Elizabeth could see that Jennifer was questioning. She opened the door to the bathroom.
When Jeanette opened the door Mrs. Smith looked up from her work.
Going to the pond was a good idea. Christine snapped her fingers.
It started like any other day in the temple. Don took a bite of his cracker.
Frances was the best cobbler in town.
When Rosemary arrived at Easter, Marian ignored her.
Leah had never been to the river. She chewed some gum.
Wendy could see that Michelle was a graphic artist. She tried not to feel intimidated.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
Jerry was angry that Cecil was coming to Christmas.
It was a magical Saturday evening. Dora went over the plan as she led the terrorist into the kitchen.
Tracey lit a cigarette.
Leonard had invited an assassin to his funeral. He knew the fun was about to begin.
When the sun rose, Rhonda knew it was time to move on.
For as long as Aaron could remember, he'd wanted to be a spin doctor.
It was a hot and humid night. Penny was in the bell-tower.
Jennifer was farting. She questioned her plan.
Theresa opened the door to the sauna. She could not believe what she saw.
Jessica had come to Hell alone. She was here to meet the dressmaker.
"It's going to be okay," Myrtle told herself as she waited on the corner.
Someone had invited a pony to the party. Pauline knew what to do.
The smoke coming from the attic made Billy-Bob hopeful.
Going to the reef was a bad idea. Alfred took a bite of his pickle.
Lady Caerwood was in one of her moods.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Luis hesitant.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Crystal waited.
Derrick was at the zoo. He had a piña colada in his hand.
Dwight walked into the basement and looked at Rosemary. "You make me spin," he said.
Mary-Lou sucked her teeth. It was going to be a special morning.
If the mortician didn't arrive soon, Andrew didn't know what he would do.
As soon as the wedding started, Loretta whistled nonchalantly.
The dinosaur had escaped. Maureen panicked.
It was a dark, moonless night. Anne closed her eyes and took a breath as she led the firefighter into the living room.
Trisia leaned into the wind.
The barber opened the door, and led Sara inside.
Lady Estgarth was reading in the cell.
The corridor was ready.
Brittany felt that the guitarist was distracted.
Madison put down the teddy bear carefully.
Byron had invited a pirate to his wedding. He knew what to do.
It was a long way to the valley. Elly-May stopped and checked her phone.
Sylvia could not see anything.
On Thursday, Lynn always made up.
It was a typical morning in the laundry. Annette buttoned up her jacket.
Kurt was the best brewer around.
Russell opened the door to the living room. He took a bite of his cracker.
Going to the sea was a great idea. Frances took a long sip of her tea.
Marlene had never been to the desert. She chuckled to herself.
"No one will ever know," Michele told herself as she waited at the travel agent.
Olga could tell that Carole was a botanist. She tried not to laugh.
The music coming from the kitchen made Deborah uneasy.
Bonnie had come to the moon alone. She was here to meet the detective.
Pedro knew that Sergio was prim.
Suzanne closed her eyes and took a breath.
Someone had invited a fish to Thanksgiving. Violet knew it wouldn't end well.
Kevin hoped that no one was coming to his grand opening.
Yvonne was flying. She checked her reflection.
Willie walked into the corridor and looked at Stephen. "You make me jump," she said.
Thomas was suprised to be alive.
Love was in the air. Tony opened the door.
Lord Joshua was reading in the living room.
Mary staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
On Friday, Mary-Jo made money.
If the construction worker didn't arrive soon, Matthew didn't know what he would do.
It was a cool Wednesday evening. Bradley was in the library.
The sound of the waterfall made Barry hesitant.
Lonnie had been waiting for Sam for hours. He sucked his teeth.
The wine cellar was a complete mess.
Peggy could tell that Roberta was playful. She opened the door to the kitchen.
Shiu shielded her eyes against the sun.
Edwin could see that the psychiatrist was crude.
When the sun rose, Lewis knew it was time to move on.
Angela had invited a shark to Easter. She knew what to do.
Leo had come to India prepared. He was here to meet the swineherd.
Tanya opened the door to the pantry. She could not believe what she saw.
Michael was at the travel agent. He had a phone in his hand.
It was a dark and lonely night. Karen took a bite of her banana as she led the firefighter into the cell.
There had never been an explorer quite like Randy Taylor, and he knew it.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Jill had never been to the volcano. She swallowed nervously.
Robin could see that Lois was a boatbuilder. She tried not to worry.
It was a typical afternoon in the butcher. Christopher lit a cigarette.
On Wednesday, Tara always made it up.
Seth was suprised to be floating.
Lord Balliwind was in one of his moods.
If the doctor didn't arrive soon, Denise didn't know what she would do.
Gina opened the door to the cloakroom. She took a sip of her gin and tonic.
Scoorkedon waited for the battle to begin.
When Luis opened the door Mr. Hall looked up from his book.
As soon as Easter started, Lorraine raised her hands.
"No one will ever know," Joy told herself as she waited at the aquarium.
The sheep was on the loose. Brittany pretended not to notice.
Marjorie put down the bagel carefully.
Guy scratched his hand.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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