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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Lisa told herself as she waited under the mountain.
It was a damp Wednesday evening. Elsie was in the backyard.
Roy walked into the bedroom and looked at Lynn. "You make me dance," he said.
It was a long way to the river. Clarence stopped and went over the plan.
Delores staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Mildred opened the door to the kitchen. She was afraid of what she might find.
Kriag shielded his eyes against the blast.
Sue put down the guitar carefully.
Going to the hill was a bad idea. Franklin checked his reflection.
The bright light coming from the library made Gordon hopeful.
There had never been a cheesemaker quite like Joel Lee, and he knew it.
When Louis opened the door Mrs. Wright looked up from her work.
Clinton could tell that Mark was admirable. He opened the door to the outhouse.
The assassin opened the door, and led Jesus inside.
Smoke was in the air. Shelly smiled knowingly.
Lillian could see that the duck was cold.
Emily swallowed nervously.
Tonya felt that Jessica was puritanical.
Lord Christian was reading in the library.
On Sunday, Armando made sense.
It was a foggy afternoon. Beverly rubbed her hands together as she led the guru into the laundry.
When Christina arrived at her funeral, Sue gasped.
Ralph wiped the sweat from his brow. It was going to be a special morning.
Brent could not feel anything.
Lord Strathgate was in one of his moods.
Gilael Fearbile raised her sword.
If the wizard didn't arrive soon, Alfred didn't know what he would do.
Joel opened the door to the bedroom. He enjoyed the feeling of power.
Cindy walked into the cell and glanced at Deborah. "You make me run," she said.
Howard was the best innkeeper who ever lived.
Peggy was in the observatory. She had a mouse in her hand.
Joann was suprised to be alone.
Elmer had come to the liferaft alone. He was here to meet the detective.
As soon as the grand opening started, Florence straightened her hair.
Sergio was angry that everyone was coming to Easter.
When rain began, Mary-Jo knew it was time to sleep.
The chimpanzee had escaped. Ella pretended not to notice.
Derek put down the sandwich slowly.
Olockeothor arose from slumber.
Jaime could see that Christian was thoughtless. He opened the door to the waiting room.
It was a bitterly cold Wednesday afternoon. Katherine was in the food court.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Myrtle stopped and crouched and tied her laces.
The laundry was full of smoke.
The sound of the car horn made Leonard laugh.
The lawyer opened the door, and led Charlie inside.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Smoke was in the air. Diane waited.
Earl opened the door to the closet. He had dreamed of this moment.
Lady Dungill was in one of her moods.
Glen took a sip of his lemonade. It was going to be a special morning.
Amy walked into the office and glanced at Misty. "You make me sweat," she said.
Norma had been waiting for Connie for five hours. She ground her teeth.
Tyler felt that the cook was dogmatic.
The smoke coming from the dungeon made Cory uneasy.
Jason could see that Jorge was rustic.
Going to the pond was a nice idea. Florence crouched and tied her laces.
There had never been an entrepreneur quite like Jean Cooper, and she knew it.
Ashley was sharing. She raised her hands.
Morris hoped that everyone was coming to his party.
For as long as Ida could remember, she'd wanted to be a pilot.
Kim had invited a blacksmith to her wedding. She knew what to do.
The llama was on the prowl. Lori knew exactly what to do.
Sonia had come to Hell alone. She was here to meet the receptionist.
Someone had invited a seal to the funeral. Lillie knew what to do.
Raymond put down the spring-roll slowly.
When Nicole opened the door Mr. Washington looked up from his work.
If the waiter didn't arrive soon, Jacob didn't know what he would do.
Robin could tell that Suzanne was courageous. She opened the door to the wine cellar.
Kevin was delighted to be floating.
On Sunday, Dean always made it work.
Airb shielded her eyes against the blast.
Salvador was at the pub. He had a kebab in his hand.
Joann could not feel anything.
Angela opened the door to the office. The silence was overwhelming.
The dining room was deserted.
When wolves began to howl, Jeremy knew it was time to move on.
Gilbert had never been to the river. He took a long sip of his egg nog.
Lady Eileen was reading in the bathroom.
It was a tumultuous evening. Dennis rubbed his hands together as he led the nurse into the bedroom.
Going to the bay was a nice idea. Charlene crouched and tied her laces.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Clarence was relieved to see his father.
"Winners don't quit," Byron told himself as he waited in the attic.
Lord Donden was in one of his moods.
Brent was the best clerk who ever lived.
As soon as Christmas started, Lance wanted a drink.
It was a long way to the cave. Peggy stopped and tried to hide.
For as long as Kyle could remember, he'd wanted to be an impersonator.
Ethel took a bite of her muffin. It was going to be a long afternoon.
Bartholomew could see that the cow was fuming.
It was a warm afternoon. Bryan was under the bridge.
Raymond felt that the bureaucrat was cowardly.
Roger was suprised to be floating.
Constance had been waiting for Gloria for six days. She hoped for a miracle.
Someone had invited a bear to Thanksgiving. Paul knew it wouldn't end well.
Jack could see that Justin was a winemaker. He tried not to worry.
Olaxailyn waited for the battle to begin.
Love was in the air. April looked at the time.
When Clifton opened the door Mrs. Walker looked up from her book.
Catherine was up the chimney. She had a fork in her hand.
Heather was relieved that Lauren was coming to her funeral.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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