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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Martha ground her teeth.
The smoke coming from the outhouse made Samuel uneasy.
The sound of the blender made Corey laugh.
Erica could feel her life slipping away.
Hazel was the best bureaucrat in town.
Laura was travelling. She hoped for a miracle.
Going to the stream was a good idea. Earl raised his hands.
Ellen staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
It was a sad April evening. Nelson was in the clock-tower.
Sherry looked at the time.
Claudia could see that June was a crook. She tried not to laugh.
Irma had invited an entrepreneur to her party. She knew what to do.
After spending a night in hospital, Lena was relieved to see her wife.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Keith told himself as he waited in the bushes.
Kathryn walked into the cell and looked at Wallace. "You make me sweat," she said.
Kruetara Lovehammer raised her fist.
Norai leaned into the wind.
Julia opened the door to the kitchen. She could not believe what she saw.
Yvonne was suprised to be alone.
The crab was on the prowl. Eleanor pretended not to notice.
For as long as Jesse could remember, he'd wanted to be a builder.
Doris put down the doll slowly.
Lord Vincent was in one of his moods.
When Heather opened the door Mrs. Davis looked up from her work.
Sidney had been waiting for Enrique for three hours. He went over the plan.
Kelly had never been to the reef. She grinned.
Chris could tell that Joe was perfectionist. He opened the door to the living room.
It was a long way to the forest. Judy stopped and took a long sip of her daiquiri.
The sound of laughter made Donna angry.
Tim looked at the time.
Going to the peak was a terrible idea. Dan gripped his spatula.
Bruce could see that Christopher was ashamed.
Herman was in the backyard. He had a knife in his hand.
Skio shielded his eyes against the blast.
Diana bit her fingernails. It was going to be a momentous day.
The music coming from the chapel made Martha hopeful.
Dale was worried that no one was coming to his wedding.
Someone had invited a lobster to the funeral. Andrea knew it wouldn't end well.
As soon as the party started, Robert hoped for a miracle.
It started like any other afternoon in the bakery. Jesse chuckled to himself.
Earl was the best coach bar none.
It was a hot summer night. Jamie was in the observatory.
Rosemary could tell that Bessie was a fisher. She tried not to smile.
When Leah arrived at Christmas, everyone stared in disbelief.
Sherry was painting. She took a long sip of her chocolate milk.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Vivian was delighted to be free.
Erik felt that the blacksmith was sure.
It was a wild, stormy January night. Tracy wanted a bratwurst as she led the model into the conservatory.
Benjamin fumbled in the gloom. The walls were rough.
After spending a night on a plane, Sheila was relieved to see her mother.
Vickie opened the door to the outhouse. The odour was unmistakable.
Brent had invited a sheep to his wedding. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Mae could tell that April was careless. She opened the door to the laundry.
Ian could feel his heart beating.
It was a long way to the forest. Jacqueline stopped and took a bite of her pickle.
"Today is the day," Casey told himself as he waited behind the bikeshed.
When wolves began to howl, Elaine knew it was time to find shelter.
As soon as the grand opening started, Ivan looked at the time.
Someone had invited a monkey to Easter. Vanessa knew the fun was about to begin.
The teacher opened the door, and led Mattie inside.
Jeffrey took a sip of his 7-up. It was going to be a special night.
Jimmie knew that the bear was logical.
Suzanne had never been to the sea. She ground her teeth.
Brandy put down the chair slowly.
Sam hoped that Leonard was coming to his funeral.
Og arose from slumber.
Lady Wendy was waiting in the attic.
Penny knew that Vickie was alone.
For as long as Terrance could remember, he'd wanted to be a pilot.
Chad had been expecting Isaac for six hours. He crouched and tied his laces.
Farn Moonshine raised her sword.
Love was in the air. Alex looked at the time.
Stella was in the nuclear power-plant. She had a bouquet in her hand.
Judy was delighted to be floating.
Marjorie opened the door to the walk-in freezer. She lit a cigarette.
When Jackie arrived at her grand opening, everyone stared in disbelief.
When Rosa opened the door Mrs. Brooks looked up from her book.
Ted felt that the barber was dissatisfied.
As soon as the funeral started, Mary-Jo took a long sip of her ale.
Hazel could see that Kathy was objective. She opened the door to the cell.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Janice was the best veterinarian in town.
Steif shielded her eyes against the blast.
It was a sad spring night. Heather was at the door.
After spending a night under a bridge, Jennifer was relieved to see her boss.
Sean had invited a bank robber to his wedding. He knew the fun was about to begin.
When Alberto arrived at his funeral, Jon welcomed him.
Ramon walked into the dining room and glanced at Casey. "You make me tell the truth," he said.
Byron opened the door to the attic. The silence was overwhelming.
The tax collector opened the door, and led Olga inside.
Someone had invited a zebra to the grand opening. Gilbert knew what to do.
Jacqueline felt that the frog was fatigued.
Eddie had never been to the waterfall. He hoped for a miracle.
It was a typical June night. Elly-May snapped her fingers as she led the criminal into the pantry.
Tracy could not hear anything.
There had never been a flight attendant quite like Matthew Brooks, and he knew it.
Lady Vinshire was in one of her moods.
Derrick was at the casino. He had a margarita in his hand.
Dustin looked at the time.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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