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As soon as Thanksgiving started, Danny cracked open another beer.
When Eric opened the door Mr. Freeman looked up from his work.
Walter was suprised to be free.
Linda knew that Marjorie was coming to Christmas.
"Today is the day," Christy told herself as she waited at the bakery.
Wallace took a bite of his slice of pizza.
There had never been a factory worker quite like Johnnie King, and he knew it.
When Dwayne arrived at Easter, everyone stared in disbelief.
Someone had invited a lion to the party. Tonya knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a dark and stormy Friday morning. Toni was in the mirror.
Delores had never been to the mountain. She swallowed nervously.
Paul was at the butcher. He had a pair of scissors in his hand.
Margie opened the door to the garage. She had dreamed of this moment.
Going to the waterfall was a bad idea. Bernard gripped his stapler.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Eric angry.
Tracy had been waiting for Nancy for two days. She twiddled her thumbs.
After spending a night on a plane, Todd was relieved to see his home.
When the moon came up, Mary-Beth knew it was time to sleep.
For as long as Jimmie could remember, he'd wanted to be a greengrocer.
Lady Jean was in one of her moods.
If the swimming coach didn't arrive soon, Yvonne didn't know what she would do.
It was a typical afternoon in the butcher. Mary-Jo closed her eyes and took a breath.
Russell walked into the laundry and looked at Leonard. "You make me succeed," he said.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Andre smiled knowingly as he led the physician into the lounge room.
The assassin opened the door, and led Misty inside.
Steven opened the door to the guest room. He took a bite of his candy-bar.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
Carl was going. He ground his teeth.
It was a long way to the swamp. Marlene stopped and straightened her hair.
The armory was dark and oddly quiet.
It was a cool April night. Charlene was in the pantry.
Lord Castlelea was reading in the library.
There had never been a secretary quite like Dwayne Hall, and he knew it.
Claudia was the best lifeguard who ever lived.
The smell coming from the classroom made Gertrude hopeful.
Ann had invited an assassin to her wedding. She knew the fun was about to begin.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Tara looked at the time.
Someone had invited a cheetah to the party. Leslie knew the fun was about to begin.
Melinda was relieved that Dolores was coming to Christmas.
Steve could see that Corey was hypnotic. He opened the door to the basement.
Randy put down the hot dog slowly.
For as long as Casey could remember, he'd wanted to be an undertaker.
Ruby was suprised to be alive.
The sound of the waterfall made Colleen angry.
Amy opened the door to the wardrobe. She had dreamed of this moment.
Lady Marie was in one of her moods.
Brandon hoped that Elmer was practical.
When Jamie arrived at his wedding, everyone fainted.
Julian was in the prison. He had a bottle in his hand.
It was a hot and humid July night. Max wanted a pill as he led the entertainer into the attic.
On Sunday, Christy always made it through.
Greg opened the door to the lobby. He cracked open another beer.
The busker opened the door, and led Walter inside.
William was cycling. He grinned.
As soon as Easter started, Dean twiddled his thumbs.
When rain stopped, Sonia knew it was time to sleep.
Carol crouched and tied her laces.
Jesse could not feel anything.
Someone had invited a cat to the funeral. Ricardo knew what to do.
Donald felt that the puppy was confused.
Lady Eagletoft was in one of her moods.
When Terrence opened the door Mr. Hill looked up from his book.
Going to the hill was a terrible idea. Hugh lowered his gaze.
Lady Krawshore was sitting in the kitchen.
It started like any other morning in the bridge. Alicia took a bite of her croissant.
The control room was deserted.
The chicken had escaped. Felicia knew exactly what to do.
There had never been a yodeler quite like Steve Green, and he knew it.
Rebecca was suprised to be floating.
Leotch arose from slumber.
Willard was at school. He had a pen in his hand.
Perry walked into the attic and looked at Corey. "You make me exercise," he said.
"It's almost over," Peggy told herself as she waited in the pantry.
The noises coming from the bathroom made Cindy hopeful.
Kelly fumbled in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
If the chauffeur didn't arrive soon, Alfred didn't know what he would do.
Teresa had been expecting Elsie for two days. She scratched her hand.
When Terrence arrived at his party, everyone stared in disbelief.
Francisco hoped that Roberto was uncooperative.
When Rose arrived at her wedding, Grace ignored her.
The politician opened the door, and led Chester inside.
On Friday, Jon always made a kite.
It was a snowy summer afternoon. Lewis was in the corner.
A sense of magic was in the air. Javier waited.
It was a typical evening in the skateboard park. Lonnie closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
It was a calm, yet eerie Thursday night. Freddie cracked open another beer as he led the antique dealer into the garage.
As soon as the party started, Janice enjoyed the feeling of power.
Beth hoped that the duck was restless.
Elsie could see that Olga was dishonest. She opened the door to the waiting room.
When wolves began to howl, Bobbie knew it was time to find shelter.
Ronnie had never been to the stream. He bit his fingernails.
Someone had invited a hippopotamus to the wedding. Daniel knew it wouldn't end well.
Going to the volcano was a good idea. Henry took a bite of his sandwich.
Eileen opened the door to the barn. The stench was unbearable.
Lady Janet was reading in the lounge room.
For as long as Joann could remember, she'd wanted to be a beautician.
Jose hoped that the clown was unsentimental.
There had never been a paramedic quite like Norma Morris, and she knew it.
Lisa was delighted to be alone.
Gabriel closed his eyes and took a breath. It was going to be a long afternoon.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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