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Monica meditated.
The barn was full of smoke.
Vapie arose from slumber.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Todd smiled knowingly.
Cody chewed some gum. It was going to be a long night.
There had never been a florist quite like Byron Thomas, and he knew it.
Leslie could see that Jesse was a priest. He tried not to feel intimidated.
"You deserve this," Doris told herself as she waited at the butcher.
Patrick was under the bridge. He had a stapler in his hand.
The smoke coming from the cell made Kristina hopeful.
As soon as Easter started, Jimmie took a sip of his Heineken.
Jennie opened the door to the kitchen. She checked her phone.
The sound of the waterfall made Sergio angry.
Ray fumbled in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
Harvey knew that the raccoon was tolerant.
Chad felt that the busker was dogmatic.
It was a bleak, wintery Friday afternoon. Pedro lowered his gaze as he led the director into the armory.
The nurse opened the door, and led Richard inside.
Michelle had never been to the beach. She took a bite of her croissant.
Gladys hoped that Toni was hypnotic.
Someone had invited a fish to the grand opening. Caroline knew it wouldn't end well.
When Margie opened the door Mrs. Green looked up from her book.
Jeffrey had come to Australia prepared. He was here to meet the lifeguard.
It was a lazy summer morning. Hazel was in the observatory.
If the jeweler didn't arrive soon, Victor didn't know what he would do.
Marshall put down the fishcake nervously.
Going to the mountain was a nice idea. Dave set aside his hammer.
Cecil could feel his heart beating.
On Saturday, Stanley made money.
Smaisys Soulteller raised her shield.
Ross was the best physicist bar none.
Melinda was under the mountain. She had a mouse in her hand.
The crocodile was on the loose. Annie panicked.
The basement was covered in blood.
A sense of magic was in the air. Jessica opened the door.
When Terry arrived at Thanksgiving, Rachel fainted.
Jaime opened the door to the sauna. He was afraid of what he might find.
After spending a night on a train, Mary-Lou was relieved to see her father.
The sound of polystyrene scraping made Chad want to scream.
Antonio was falling. He took a sip of his cocktail.
When Nora arrived at her funeral, everyone embraced her.
There had never been a terrorist quite like Marc Ramir ez, and he knew it.
The bartender opened the door, and led Wallace inside.
It started like any other day in the bakery. Michael lowered his gaze.
Jackie had invited a cheesemaker to Christmas. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Wanda was suprised to be free.
Leslie staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
As soon as the grand opening started, Ella straightened her hair.
The music coming from the garage made Rachel uneasy.
Pauline felt that the gravedigger was genuine.
It was a typical night in the bathroom. Irma took a bite of her croissant.
Lisa could feel her heart beating.
It was a long way to the river. Victor stopped and cracked open another beer.
Gregory hoped that Ian was emotional.
"Just try not to cry," Willie told herself as she waited at the wax museum.
Phyllis had never been to the beach. She raised her hands.
If the truck driver didn't arrive soon, Megan didn't know what she would do.
It was a fun September evening. Gary was under the bridge.
Wallace opened the door to the pantry. He rubbed his hands together.
Lillie opened the door to the bedroom. The odour was unmistakable.
Clinton walked into the office and looked at Misty. "You make me happy," he said.
George could see that Henry was desperate. He opened the door to the walk-in freezer.
Brandon put down the doll nervously.
After spending a night on a plane, Jamie was relieved to see his mother.
Going to the woods was a great idea. Erika enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
For as long as Stella could remember, she'd wanted to be a dogcatcher.
It was a hot December evening. Marilyn took a bite of her fishcake as she led the deputy into the basement.
Marian could see that Jeanne was a firefighter. She tried not to smile.
Max had come to Johannesburg alone. He was here to meet the game show host.
Melinda could see that the busker was contemplative.
When the moon came up, Dawn knew it was time to run.
When Kim opened the door Mrs. Hall looked up from her work.
Iubailyn shielded her eyes against the blast.
Priscilla fumbled in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
The sound of the faucet dripping made Martha want to scream.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
When Kay arrived at Thanksgiving, Kirk ignored her.
Dan felt that the panda was selfish.
Danielle opened the door to the garage. She could not believe what she saw.
Alex enjoyed the feeling of power. It was going to be a long morning.
Barbara took a bite of her hot dog.
The chicken was on the prowl. Gabriel knew exactly what to do.
On Thursday, Gilbert always made a difference.
Someone had invited a snail to the funeral. Suzanne knew the fun was about to begin.
There had never been a herbalist quite like Sonia Harris, and she knew it.
Roberta felt that Dana was satisfied.
Thue Sunface raised his fist.
Caroline was delighted to be alone.
Arlene opened the door to the basement. She took a bite of her burger.
Going to the volcano was a nice idea. Natalie enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
"It's going to be okay," Tammy told herself as she waited behind the tree.
Byron had been expecting Micheal for four days. He bit his fingernails.
If the carpenter didn't arrive soon, Cory didn't know what he would do.
Eva had invited a beekeeper to Easter. She knew what to do.
For as long as Andy could remember, he'd wanted to be a sleuth.
As soon as the party started, Jonathan lit a cigarette.
The laundry was spotless.
Rafael could see that Larry was a graphic artist. He tried not to laugh.
Leonard staggered in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Lawrence was the best rabbi around.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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