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The alligator had escaped. Marvin pretended not to notice.
Love was in the air. Julia looked at the time.
Daisy could not feel anything.
Christopher had invited an editor to Thanksgiving. He knew it wouldn't end well.
After spending a night on a train, Anita was relieved to see her boss.
Andrew wanted a friend.
Darren was in the bomb-shelter. He had a muffin in his hand.
The noises coming from the bedroom made Tanya hopeful.
Going to the gully was a nice idea. Paula ground her teeth.
The bathroom was covered in blood.
Mildred was the best cook bar none.
Gladys swallowed nervously. It was going to be a special morning.
As soon as the party started, Kimberly picked up her chai.
On Thursday, Marcus always made it easier.
When Minnie arrived at Christmas, Amber gasped.
Micheal hoped that the chef was steady.
Georgia put down the ukulele nervously.
It was a foggy December afternoon. Debra was under the bed.
Mary-Jo could see that Ethel was dejected.
Corey was relieved that Seth was coming to his party.
Jay could feel his heart beating.
If the judge didn't arrive soon, Erik didn't know what he would do.
Maxine knew that the giraffe was disappointed.
Sue walked into the sauna and glanced at Larry. "You make me shiver," she said.
The sound of the seagulls made Ian angry.
"Winners don't quit," Charlie told himself as he waited at the football stadium.
Gabriel opened the door to the office. The silence was overwhelming.
The real estate agent opened the door, and led Roberto inside.
For as long as Shelly could remember, she'd wanted to be a shaman.
Maureen could tell that Michelle was barbaric. She opened the door to the attic.
Wendy opened the door to the bedroom. She twiddled her thumbs.
After spending a night on a train, Warren was relieved to see his wife.
It was a typical evening in the bathroom. Russell put down his Jack Daniels.
There had never been a historian quite like Barry Harris, and he knew it.
It was a long way to the pond. Harvey stopped and snapped his fingers.
A sense of magic was in the air. Alex opened the door.
The bright light coming from the dungeon made Tony hopeful.
When Heidi opened the door Mr. Gonzál ez looked up from his book.
As soon as the wedding started, Clifford straightened his hair.
Yinomin arose from slumber.
Marvin closed his eyes and took a breath. It was going to be a tough evening.
Tommy enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Dustin put down the ball slowly.
On Sunday, Gwendolyn always made magic.
Victor was suprised to be alive.
It was a night full of promise. Danielle was in the cafe.
Andrea staggered in the gloom. The walls were damp.
Naomi could tell that Stephanie was a captain. She tried not to smile.
Troy was the best burglar around.
Sarah-Jane opened the door to the office. The silence was overwhelming.
The dog had escaped. Ricardo panicked.
When Claire arrived at her wedding, Nicole fainted.
It started like any other day in the bikeshed. Danny tried to hide.
Jenny could see that the kitten was inhibited.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Andy laugh.
Charlotte had invited a personal trainer to her party. She knew what to do.
For as long as Jay could remember, he'd wanted to be an impersonator.
When rain stopped, Elizabeth knew it was time to move on.
The actor opened the door, and led Lisa inside.
As soon as the funeral started, Becky questioned her plan.
Neil felt that Jorge was serene.
Pauline walked into the laundry and glanced at Jonathan. "You make me happy," she said.
The wine cellar was a complete mess.
Someone had invited a bee to Thanksgiving. Nathaniel knew it wouldn't end well.
Fletcheo shielded his eyes against the light.
Lady Jennifer was eating in the bedroom.
Tammy was relieved that no one was coming to her wedding.
It was a tumultuous winter evening. Lee straightened his hair as he led the beekeeper into the cell.
Mabel was at the door. She had a hammer in her hand.
Patsy had come to Istanbul alone. She was here to meet the clown.
On Wednesday, Clifton always made the bed.
Jennie fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Lord Malderhelm was reading in the conservatory.
It was a clear, bright evening. Gabriel was in the shop.
Sergio opened the door to the sauna. He shuddered in anticipation.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Leonard was relieved to see his father.
Penny had been waiting for Stacy for four hours. She lowered her gaze.
Frances could tell that Darlene was lucky. She opened the door to the attic.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
When Ida arrived at her wedding, Edith fainted.
Frank lit a cigarette.
The music coming from the dining room made Yvonne uneasy.
Smoke was in the air. Jessie waited.
When Nathan opened the door Mr. Sanch ez looked up from his work.
Going to the sea was a terrible idea. George took a bite of his hot dog.
Laur waited for the battle to begin.
The sound of the helicopter leaving made Ivan laugh.
When the moon came up, Jill knew it was time to run.
Mark had come to the lighthouse alone. He was here to meet the doctor.
The outhouse was dark and oddly quiet.
Tony bit his fingernails. It was going to be a long morning.
When Casey arrived at his grand opening, Eddie ignored him.
There had never been a librarian quite like Billy-Bob Baker, and he knew it.
Johnnie put down the umbrella nervously.
Ronnie was at the pub. He had a spatula in his hand.
Edgar was cycling. He took a bite of his croissant.
Swoshiuthas Starreach raised her fist.
Enrique could see that Lee was tearful.
Someone had invited a yak to Thanksgiving. Sarah-Jane knew it wouldn't end well.
As soon as the wedding started, Jesse checked his watch.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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