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Harry knew that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
Shannon opened the door to the cloakroom. The smell was unmistakable.
"Patience is a virtue," Erika told herself as she waited at the skateboard park.
The noises coming from the sauna made Andrea uneasy.
Grew shielded her eyes against the blast.
Elaine had been waiting for Dolores for six days. She enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Caroline had invited a goose to Christmas. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Edwin opened the door to the dining room. He took a bite of his pickle.
The control room was covered in blood.
Amy fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
Going to the mountain was a terrible idea. Walter chuckled to himself.
As soon as the party started, Angel swallowed nervously.
Naomi hoped that the wolf was willing.
When Jacqueline opened the door Mr. Cooper looked up from his book.
Rodney knew that the beekeeper was discontented.
Someone had invited a dinosaur to the funeral. Donald knew what to do.
When the moon came up, Terry knew it was time to move on.
On Wednesday, Wilma always made soup.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
It was a quiet evening. Ruth checked her watch as she led the drug dealer into the living room.
Lady Carol was in one of her moods.
It was a crisp June evening. Larry was on the shelf.
Iertoe arose from slumber.
Warren put down the icecream carefully.
Anthony was in the fridge. He had a cocktail in his hand.
The gate-keeper opened the door, and led Hazel inside.
Shelly had never been to the waterfall. She lit a cigarette.
Mitchell walked into the chapel and glanced at Brittany. "You make me sad," he said.
Donna had been waiting for Dorothy for two days. She shuddered in anticipation.
When Michelle arrived at her grand opening, Janet laughed at her.
Alice opened the door to the control room. The silence was overwhelming.
After spending a night under a bridge, Lloyd was relieved to see his boss.
"It's going to be okay," Valerie told herself as she waited in the garden.
There had never been a surgeon quite like Juanita Smith, and she knew it.
Terrence hoped that Julio was coming to Christmas.
Edgar had invited a hotelier to his wedding. He knew it wouldn't end well.
The sound of the car horn made Patrick angry.
Esther staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Marc was suprised to be floating.
The smell coming from the attic made Stacy uneasy.
When the sun rose, Ida knew it was time to move on.
Willie felt that the raccoon was hearty.
It was a long way to the hill. Luis stopped and bit his fingernails.
Dorothy could not feel anything.
The horse was on the loose. Nancy knew exactly what to do.
Eniork Heartborn raised her fist.
Dianne was crawling. She lit a cigarette.
Amanda sucked her teeth.
Jessie hoped that the surgeon was blunt.
Basil had come to the North Pole alone. He was here to meet the jockey.
On Monday, Eugene always made it fun.
Byron cracked open another beer. It was going to be a special night.
Lord Joyville was sitting in the kitchen.
Tara put down the ball nervously.
The lounge room was deserted.
For as long as Ella could remember, she'd wanted to be a fashion designer.
The paramedic opened the door, and led Nancy inside.
It was a clear and cloudless Saturday morning. Regina was in the office.
Smoke was in the air. Maxine smiled knowingly.
Someone had invited a raccoon to Christmas. Laura-May knew what to do.
Benjamin knew that Virgil was cantakerous.
It was a morning full of promise. Connie straightened her clothes as she led the cartoonist into the sauna.
Roland had never been to the creek. He giggled to himself.
Mabel was under the bed. She had a sandwich in her hand.
Pedro staggered in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Nellie opened the door to the pantry. Her senses were overwhelmed.
If the criminal didn't arrive soon, Terri didn't know what she would do.
When Tracy opened the door Mr. Allen looked up from his book.
When Shannon arrived at her wedding, Ted booed her.
It started like any other night in the butcher. Gina enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
It was a long way to the river. Sergio stopped and grinned.
Lady Shipketh was in one of her moods.
Karl had been expecting Derrick for four days. He took a sip of his beer.
Iov waited for the battle to begin.
Suzanne had come to India prepared. She was here to meet the knight.
When Bobbie arrived at her grand opening, Lena laughed.
Roger could not feel anything.
Leroy had invited a swordsmith to Thanksgiving. He knew what to do.
Herbert hoped that Randy was coming to Christmas.
The duck had escaped. Vanessa knew exactly what to do.
The antique dealer opened the door, and led Billie inside.
Larry could tell that Roberto was paranoid. He opened the door to the cell.
Bernard opened the door to the kitchen. He struggled to breathe.
It was a beautiful night. Ann was on the corner.
Patsy buttoned up her jacket.
Judith could tell that Kay was a translator. She tried not to feel intimidated.
"Patience is a virtue," Vera told herself as she waited in the deli.
As soon as the funeral started, Richard shrugged.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Matthew smiled knowingly.
Jennifer was at the aquarium. She had a blue highlighter in her hand.
Edwin felt that the cat was stable.
Agnes fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Julie was the best ninja around.
When wolves began to howl, Nicholas knew it was time to move on.
On Wednesday, Billy-Bob made friends.
Roa Lifestaff raised her fist.
When Beatrice arrived at Easter, everyone ignored her.
If the antique dealer didn't arrive soon, Lance didn't know what he would do.
Joshua hoped that the actor was barbaric.
The attic was the perfect location.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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