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Daryl could tell that Joseph was a librarian. He tried not to laugh.
Christy opened the door to the basement. She had dreamed of this moment.
Christopher was delighted to be alone.
Ralph had invited a spider to Thanksgiving. He knew the fun was about to begin.
When Loretta opened the door Mrs. Jimén ez looked up from her book.
The barn was full of smoke.
The bright light coming from the chapel made Casey hopeful.
When Eddie arrived at his grand opening, everyone laughed at him.
It was a typical evening in Rome. Duane enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Javier was angry that no one was coming to his wedding.
The sound of laughter made Kurt want to scream.
Erika could feel her life slipping away.
Mae had come to Hong Kong prepared. She was here to meet the dogcatcher.
When the sun rose, Willie knew it was time to sleep.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Debra could see that Lillian was bizarre. She opened the door to the basement.
Joanne put down the chair carefully.
It was a fun evening. Ian took a bite of his apple as he led the court jester into the laundry.
"No one suspects a thing," Philip told himself as he waited under the bridge.
As soon as the wedding started, Jeffery crouched and tied his laces.
Rebecca had never been to the creek. She buttoned up her jacket.
Leslie walked into the kitchen and looked at Pearl. "You make me afraid," he said.
Someone had invited a chimpanzee to Easter. Delores knew the fun was about to begin.
There had never been a drug dealer quite like Marie Washington, and she knew it.
After spending a night on the street, Leon was relieved to see his father.
It was a beautiful morning. Roger was in the attic.
Going to the island was a terrible idea. Catherine wanted a croissant.
Margaret fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
The conservatory was the perfect location.
The music coming from the office made Emma hopeful.
Terrence felt that the criminal was impressive.
Bobbie-Sue could not feel anything.
For as long as Warren could remember, he'd wanted to be an architect.
Vicki opened the door to the barn. She snapped her fingers.
The lemur was on the prowl. Mabel tried to remain calm.
Lord Stonemount was in one of his moods.
Francis opened the door to the control room. He had dreamed of this moment.
Grace knew that Jean was opinionated.
Clifton could tell that Sam was zany. He opened the door to the dungeon.
Suzanne had invited a cheetah to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Jared was the best firefighter bar none.
When Harold opened the door Mrs. Harris looked up from her work.
"Time to shine," Gabriel told himself as he waited in the clock-tower.
Kelly was paying. She smiled.
Vireu waited for the battle to begin.
If the courier didn't arrive soon, Andre didn't know what he would do.
It was a long way to the beach. Russell stopped and rubbed his hands together.
The receptionist opened the door, and led Charlene inside.
Edwin knew that Jon was coming to Christmas.
The smoke coming from the studio made Heidi hopeful.
Lord Coxlee was eating in the bathroom.
John fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Courtney snapped her fingers.
It was a gloomy evening. Anthony was in the nuclear power-plant.
Eliu shielded her eyes against the sun.
Noiff Goldblade raised her fist.
Sally had come to Rome alone. She was here to meet the candlemaker.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Sandra looked at the time.
Jacqueline knew that Felicia was fatalistic.
Rebecca walked into the bathroom and glanced at Olga. "You make me a better person," she said.
Jason opened the door to the dining room. His senses were overwhelmed.
Nancy had never been to the pond. She put down her mouse.
As soon as the party started, Melvin swallowed nervously.
It was a typical evening in the casino. Manuel wanted time to stand still.
Someone had invited a crocodile to the funeral. Charles knew the fun was about to begin.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Mary was relieved to see her mother.
The sound of the chickens made Darryl hesitant.
When rain stopped, Andy knew it was time to run.
Ben could see that Daniel was quiet. He opened the door to the cell.
Eugene could see that the panda was fanatical.
Dale could feel his life slipping away.
Bradley was driving. He questioned his plan.
When Lee arrived at his party, Danny laughed at him.
The noises coming from the bedroom made Hugh hopeful.
When Margaret arrived at Christmas, Dianne laughed.
For as long as Annie could remember, she'd wanted to be an oracle.
It was a long way to the creek. Russell stopped and wanted to be alone.
The tax collector opened the door, and led Shannon inside.
It was a clear and cloudless November night. Cheryl ground her teeth as she led the butcher into the kitchen.
Marvin hoped that the archer was bewildered.
Jack had been expecting Clyde for three hours. He crouched and tied his laces.
Roy had come to the windmill alone. He was here to meet the lifeguard.
It was a long and sleepless summer night. Phyllis was in the observatory.
Fernando took a long sip of his wine.
Ben was the best writer bar none.
Harry was angry that everyone was coming to Easter.
Going to the forest was a nice idea. Henry closed his eyes and took a breath.
Juanita walked into the closet and looked at Basil. "You make me shiver," she said.
When wolves began to howl, Ruben knew it was time to run.
Someone had invited a kangaroo to the grand opening. Eleanor knew the fun was about to begin.
The sound of the blender made Warren hesitant.
Adam could see that Willie was slow. He opened the door to the lounge room.
Lonnie opened the door to the dining room. He took a bite of his hot dog.
Samuel had never been to the creek. He wanted a smoke.
Harvey was in the closet. He had a flute in his hand.
Maxine opened the door to the guest room. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Mialiesys waited for the battle to begin.
Leslie had invited a bear to Thanksgiving. She knew it wouldn't end well.
As soon as the party started, Anthony ground his teeth.
Lord Paul was in one of his moods.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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