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After spending a night in handcuffs, Margaret was relieved to see her home.
Ron walked into the kitchen and looked at Danielle. "You make me feel bad," he said.
Bruce hoped that Virgil was arrogant.
Stanley was under the bed. He had a knife in his hand.
Gail had invited a lamb to Easter. She knew it wouldn't end well.
As soon as Christmas started, Tony wanted one last chance.
Yesao shielded his eyes against the blast.
Anita hoped that the zookeeper was disgusting.
Isaac opened the door to the outhouse. He hoped for a miracle.
It was a night full of promise. Bobbie lowered her gaze as she led the researcher into the office.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
Erik had come to Berlin prepared. He was here to meet the composer.
Squuap Sungreeter raised his axe.
Lawrence was suprised to be alive.
Dale was the best bricklayer in town.
Going to the valley was a good idea. Bartholomew went over the plan.
Dean was looking. He wanted to sing.
On Thursday, Herbert made a show.
Bobbie ground her teeth. It was going to be a momentous evening.
When Jim-Bob arrived at his wedding, everyone cried.
Lady Megan was in one of her moods.
The sound of the parrot squawking made John want to cry.
For as long as Norman could remember, he'd wanted to be a shepherd.
Erika could see that Sharon was unprincipled. She opened the door to the guest room.
When Gilbert arrived at Easter, everyone laughed at him.
It was a rainy night. Willie was at the zoo.
It was a typical afternoon in Switzerland. Elaine scratched her hand.
Urizhirin leaned into the wind.
There had never been a game show host quite like Katherine Walker, and she knew it.
Corey felt that Glenn was astigmatic.
Phillip opened the door to the laundry. He cracked open another beer.
Elmer had been waiting for Bartholomew for six hours. He bit his fingernails.
The guest room was covered in blood.
Harry knew that the swordsmith was tearful.
Roberta walked into the basement and looked at Earl. "You make me happy," she said.
Lester had never been to the beach. He raised his hands.
It was a dull, insipid evening. Erica closed her eyes and took a breath as she led the firefighter into the control room.
When wolves began to howl, Joel knew it was time to move on.
Craig had invited a secretary to his wedding. He knew the fun was about to begin.
After spending a night on a plane, Nellie was relieved to see her father.
On Sunday, Edith always made connections.
Pearl put down the bike nervously.
Annette was the best explorer around.
Jesus fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Maureen could feel her life slipping away.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Someone had invited a giraffe to Christmas. Sherry knew the fun was about to begin.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Carlos took a long sip of his Schnapps.
It was a long way to the sea. Salvador stopped and lowered his gaze.
The sound of the violin made Leah want to scream.
It was a beautiful May evening. Nellie was in the basement.
Mary-Jo had come to Moscow prepared. She was here to meet the lawyer.
The magician opened the door, and led Jeanette inside.
If the sage didn't arrive soon, Daisy didn't know what she would do.
Victoria could see that Nancy was coarse. She opened the door to the garage.
A sense of magic was in the air. Aaron opened the door.
The smell coming from the studio made Willie hopeful.
Yllalt shielded her eyes against the blast.
When David arrived at Thanksgiving, Roy welcomed him.
Harvey was screaming. He hoped for a miracle.
Sidney was delighted to be floating.
Going to the beach was a bad idea. Jamie looked at the time.
Xiloirn arose from slumber.
Mike hoped that the fish was repressed.
Kirk opened the door to the wardrobe. He had dreamed of this moment.
When wolves began to howl, Jo knew it was time to run.
The bathroom was deserted.
It was a morning full of promise. Frances closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette as she led the executioner into the laundry.
Helen put down the ukulele nervously.
Someone had invited a bee to the funeral. Elsie knew what to do.
Lady Ballimore was eating in the living room.
Rodney was the best winemaker around.
As soon as the grand opening started, Tracey wanted to be alone.
Lillian opened the door to the barn. She lowered her gaze.
Martin had been waiting for Jamie for three days. He took a sip of his smoothie.
It started like any other night in the food court. Margie nodded to the entrepreneur.
Ken chewed some gum.
It was a long way to the hill. Raymond stopped and laughed to himself.
Sheila could tell that Lucy was a drug dealer. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Kimberly was whistling. She rubbed her hands together.
Hazel could not see anything.
Terrence had invited a DJ to his party. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Elly-May could tell that Willie was willful. She opened the door to the wine cellar.
When Vera arrived at her wedding, everyone stared in disbelief.
If the servant didn't arrive soon, Clyde didn't know what he would do.
"Just breathe," Hilda told herself as she waited at the aquarium.
It was a dull, insipid evening. Gene was at the gate.
Jerry set aside his fork. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
Sharon had never been to the beach. She rubbed her hands together.
After spending a night on the street, Joe was relieved to see his wife.
Paul opened the door to the dining room. He could not believe what he saw.
Dan had come to Moscow prepared. He was here to meet the beggar.
Going to the woods was a good idea. James checked his reflection.
Someone had invited a camel to the grand opening. Joshua knew what to do.
Virginia hoped that the kitten was gullible.
Bruce staggered in the gloom. The walls were rough.
Andrew put down the celery stick carefully.
Smoke was in the air. Carrie waited.
The sound of the squeak toy made Minnie angry.
The bright light coming from the basement made Heather hopeful.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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