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It started like any other afternoon in the football stadium. Christian took a bite of his candy-bar.
It was a long way to the swamp. Timothy stopped and sucked his teeth.
"It has to work," Lonnie told himself as he waited at the skateboard park.
The dolphin had escaped. Robin panicked.
The truck driver opened the door, and led Vernon inside.
Regina looked at the time. It was going to be a fantastic day.
Clarence felt that Daniel was enervated.
Lucy was suprised to be free.
It was a hot night. Sidney was in the cathedral.
Someone had invited a cheetah to the party. Kimberly knew what to do.
Tina walked into the laundry and glanced at Beverly. "You make me worry," she said.
Geni shielded his eyes against the sun.
Yolanda was worried that everyone was coming to Easter.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Lauren was relieved to see her car.
If the candlemaker didn't arrive soon, Minnie didn't know what she would do.
As soon as the funeral started, Roger ground his teeth.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
Going to the sea was a bad idea. Wade took a long sip of his gin and tonic.
Leo was sitting. He snapped his fingers.
Velma had invited a shaman to Christmas. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Jenny fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
On Thursday, Ross made kimchi.
Mae opened the door to the outhouse. She could not believe what she saw.
Lady Hullminster was reading in the attic.
Jeremy put down the sandwich nervously.
Martin checked his reflection.
Felicia felt that the hamster was fashionable.
The sound of laughter made Danielle want to scream.
Christina was in the prison. She had a fork in her hand.
"Maybe no one will notice," Nina told herself as she waited in the cafe.
It was a damp Sunday evening. Louis was in the hole.
When wolves began to howl, Agnes knew it was time to find shelter.
It was a long way to the river. Carla stopped and laughed to herself.
Sonia could feel her life slipping away.
The bird was on the prowl. Andy knew exactly what to do.
Wilma felt that the technician was eloquent.
It was a bitter, endless Thursday night. Joe took a bite of his cracker as he led the judge into the wine cellar.
Salvador could see that Bartholomew was romantic. He opened the door to the office.
Carmen was the best cartoonist bar none.
When Lois arrived at Easter, everyone cried.
As soon as the wedding started, Joanne set aside her pair of scissors.
Tanya had been waiting for Kathryn for two days. She straightened her hair.
Delores had never been to the forest. She struggled to breathe.
Alexander opened the door to the living room. He giggled to himself.
Dwayne was suprised to be free.
Victoria knew that Jessica was reliable.
Eugene had come to Berlin alone. He was here to meet the dictator.
Regina had invited a seagull to her party. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Going to the bay was a nice idea. Timothy checked his phone.
On Friday, Andrew always made up a story.
Roberto was whistling. He questioned his plan.
For as long as Bertha could remember, she'd wanted to be a musician.
Marsha put down the bike carefully.
A sense of magic was in the air. Zachary waited.
Lorarz Faithtaker raised her fist.
Someone had invited a duck to the grand opening. Agnes knew what to do.
Kristin opened the door to the bedroom. She could not believe what she saw.
Clersiure shielded his eyes against the sun.
Paula felt that the porcupine was oppressed.
The sauna was locked.
When Howard opened the door Mr. Walker looked up from his book.
After spending a night under a bridge, Ronald was relieved to see his mother.
It was a typical September night. Ella was in the shop.
Bali waited for the battle to begin.
It was a long way to the river. Andy stopped and cracked open another beer.
Laura could see that Virginia was high-spirited. She opened the door to the library.
The sound of the helicopter leaving made Tanya laugh.
There had never been a florist quite like Max Hill, and he knew it.
The painter opened the door, and led Rafael inside.
Louis took a bite of his croissant.
Claude was worried that everyone was coming to his party.
When Alfred arrived at his funeral, everyone embraced him.
Ramona had been waiting for Jeanne for five days. She swallowed nervously.
Emma opened the door to the bedroom. She wanted a cigarette.
Daryl had invited a beekeeper to Christmas. He knew what to do.
Loretta knew that Brenda was odd.
Harvey had never been to the planet. He struggled to breathe.
The giraffe was on the loose. Suzanne knew exactly what to do.
Emily put down the pickle slowly.
When rain stopped, Dora knew it was time to sleep.
The bright light coming from the cell made Carrie uneasy.
Delores opened the door to the control room. She was afraid of what she would find.
"Dare to dream," Henry told himself as he waited around the corner.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Lucy looked at the time.
Lord Louis was in one of his moods.
Arlene was choosing. She shrugged.
Eva could see that Amber was a sniper. She tried not to laugh.
Melvin felt that the snake was wonderful.
It was a glorious November afternoon. Charlene went over the plan as she led the jeweler into the sauna.
Uark arose from slumber.
Robert was suprised to be free.
Fernando could tell that Nathan was impressive. He opened the door to the lobby.
Roberto could feel his life slipping away.
For as long as Tracy could remember, she'd wanted to be a scientist.
When Charlie opened the door Mr. Harris looked up from his work.
Billie was at the bus stop. She had a plate in her hand.
The sound of hammering made Johnny want to cry.
When Elmer arrived at his funeral, everyone cried.
Fria shielded her eyes against the light.
The dictator opened the door, and led Maurice inside.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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