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As soon as the party started, Mike questioned his decision.
Tyler had come to Moscow prepared. He was here to meet the mechanic.
Brandy could tell that Jacqueline was an imam. She tried not to feel intimidated.
The sound of the waves made Julio want to scream.
For as long as Victoria could remember, she'd wanted to be a yodeler.
Leslie had invited a gondolier to Thanksgiving. She knew what to do.
Katie could see that the sheep was calculating.
Lord Fullerchester was in one of his moods.
When Rick opened the door Mr. Lewis looked up from his work.
Vickie was running. She snapped her fingers.
Someone had invited a beetle to the funeral. Willie knew the fun was about to begin.
Jesus could see that the professor was barbaric.
Viola opened the door to the wine cellar. She was afraid of what she would find.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Agnes was disappointed that Joann was coming to Christmas.
Shelly had been expecting Joanne for two hours. She lowered her gaze.
It was a bitterly cold September evening. Clara was in the office.
The barn was the perfect location.
Morai Oathcup raised her sword.
Steve could feel his life slipping away.
Ted put down the ball slowly.
There had never been a tattooist quite like Vickie Brown, and she knew it.
Christy walked into the lounge room and looked at Derrick. "You make me lie," she said.
Bartholomew was suprised to be floating.
Katrina cracked open another beer. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
It was a long way to the swamp. Rhonda stopped and lowered her gaze.
Monica opened the door to the lobby. She took a bite of her bagel.
Going to the mountain was a nice idea. Jacob shuddered in anticipation.
Olga had come to Rome alone. She was here to meet the musician.
The crocodile was on the loose. Ian knew exactly what to do.
Helen could tell that Caroline was shortsighted. She opened the door to the living room.
Delores raised her hands.
As soon as the grand opening started, Colleen bit her fingernails.
Smoke was in the air. Martha waited.
When Marvin opened the door Mr. Harris looked up from his work.
Lydia felt that Tanya was irreligious.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Roy want to scream.
Andre was the best police officer around.
Jennie opened the door to the library. She could not believe what she saw.
Leon had never been to the mountain. He crouched and tied his laces.
Suzanne was swimming. She snapped her fingers.
"This is crazy," Tim told himself as he waited in the nuclear power-plant.
The dungeon was dark and oddly quiet.
When rain stopped, Jorge knew it was time to find shelter.
It was a cool spring afternoon. Annie wanted to start over as she led the mathematician into the attic.
It was a wild, stormy Tuesday night. Ted was over the hill.
Plenuelim waited for the battle to begin.
Monica staggered in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Virginia opened the door to the bathroom. She went over the plan.
Lori took a bite of her burger. It was going to be a special day.
Going to the planet was a bad idea. Dora bit her fingernails.
Charlotte was suprised to be alone.
Kay had invited a baker to her wedding. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Andy was glad that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
The private detective opened the door, and led Arlene inside.
There had never been a herbalist quite like Terri Baker, and she knew it.
Someone had invited a crow to Easter. Daniel knew it wouldn't end well.
Leona felt that the dingo was tasteful.
Jeremy was in the basement. He had a hammer in his hand.
Megan walked into the outhouse and looked at Annie. "You make me sweat," she said.
Lee could see that Erik was romantic. He opened the door to the bathroom.
The turtle was on the prowl. Dean knew exactly what to do.
Rosa put down the muffin carefully.
When Ken opened the door Mr. Smith looked up from his work.
Miriam felt that the paleontologist was crazy.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
When Gregory arrived at Thanksgiving, Peter fainted.
The sound of the lawnmower made Vernon laugh.
Gladys could see that Madison was benevolent.
For as long as Beatrice could remember, she'd wanted to be a senator.
Willard could tell that Alex was a drummer. He tried not to smile.
The smell coming from the attic made Victor hopeful.
On Friday, Holly always made a wish.
It was a long way to the swamp. Ronald stopped and wanted a cracker.
The laundry was ready.
Gerald had never been to the cave. He sucked his teeth.
"No one suspects a thing," Stephanie told herself as she waited at the train station.
Jose fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Bill rubbed his hands together. It was going to be a long evening.
As soon as the funeral started, Jeanette took a sip of her punch.
If the artist didn't arrive soon, Mathew didn't know what he would do.
Claire walked into the closet and glanced at Samuel. "You make me run," she said.
Squurkeern waited for the battle to begin.
Someone had invited a deer to Easter. Larry knew what to do.
Kirk had invited a matador to his party. He knew what to do.
Stephanie was the best drummer who ever lived.
A sense of magic was in the air. Carl opened the door.
Arthur had come to London prepared. He was here to meet the tailor.
Byron opened the door to the lounge room. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
Loretta felt that the cat was hedonistic.
The pony was on the loose. Willie pretended not to notice.
When Ramona opened the door Mrs. Brooks looked up from her work.
Calvin could see that Dan was trendy. He opened the door to the kitchen.
Bill was delighted to be alive.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Shelly laugh.
Lady Monica was in one of her moods.
Hugh could see that the make-up artist was playful.
Jaime could feel his heart beating.
Seth put down the ball slowly.
It was a evening full of promise. Cynthia was in the bushes.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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