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Tara walked into the basement and glanced at Theresa. "You make me exercise," she said.
Floyd knew that the physicist was mournful.
Someone had invited a bird to Easter. Betty knew it wouldn't end well.
Perry staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Stephen smiled knowingly.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Milton angry.
The lobby was a complete mess.
Terry was worried that everyone was coming to his party.
After spending a night on the street, Nora was relieved to see her home.
Caroline was delighted to be floating.
Lady Erika was in one of her moods.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Jeff had invited a farmer to Christmas. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Armando had been expecting Raymond for two hours. He took a bite of his burger.
Evelyn opened the door to the conservatory. She could not believe what she saw.
For as long as Tammy could remember, she'd wanted to be a juggler.
Ken could tell that Jon was driven. He opened the door to the basement.
It was a foggy summer night. Shirley was under the mountain.
Gladys opened the door to the dining room. She knew it wasn't too late.
It was a long way to the island. Corey stopped and whistled nonchalantly.
When Leah arrived at Thanksgiving, Velma stared in disbelief.
The kitten was on the loose. Mildred panicked.
Douglas could see that the chicken was aimless.
When Karen opened the door Mr. Hall looked up from his book.
Smoke was in the air. Joanne waited.
The sculptor opened the door, and led Tanya inside.
Colleen bit her fingernails. It was going to be a special day.
Going to the creek was a nice idea. Tonya took a bite of her hot dog.
Naomi put down the celery stick carefully.
Kelly was suprised to be alive.
Ellen could see that the taxidermist was paranoid.
As soon as Christmas started, Erica rubbed her hands together.
Roberta was the best gardener bar none.
On Thursday, Clifford made it matter.
Yinou arose from slumber.
Lord Petersfoss was waiting in the pantry.
Willard was looking. He bit his fingernails.
Mabel walked into the conservatory and looked at Eva. "You make me yawn," she said.
For as long as Jack could remember, he'd wanted to be an air traffic controller.
It was a long way to the mountain. Jorge stopped and rubbed his hands together.
Velma looked at the time.
Peteatch Bloodring raised his sword.
If the assassin didn't arrive soon, Elsie didn't know what she would do.
It was a busy July afternoon. Cynthia was under the bridge.
Howard opened the door to the dining room. The silence was overwhelming.
Betty was worried that Jo was coming to Thanksgiving.
The smell coming from the attic made Heidi uneasy.
There had never been a pastor quite like Gladys Morris, and she knew it.
The sound of the seagulls made Deanna want to scream.
Lord Nelson was in one of his moods.
The barn was flooded.
Stella could see that Valerie was gallant.
Javier went over the plan. It was going to be a long evening.
Going to the woods was a nice idea. Melissa knew it wasn't too late.
Helen fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Love was in the air. Pearl waited.
Someone had invited a cow to the funeral. Rick knew what to do.
Elly-May hoped that the cat was friendly.
Charlie could feel his life slipping away.
Ida was the best antique dealer around.
Roger was coming. He wanted chocolate.
It was a long way to the cave. Dwayne stopped and shrugged.
Claude could see that Vincent was a referee. He tried not to laugh.
As soon as Christmas started, Alan crouched and tied his laces.
Julia walked into the outhouse and looked at Loretta. "You make me itchy," she said.
When Thomas opened the door Mr. Williams looked up from his work.
When the moon came up, Christine knew it was time to sleep.
Jenny had invited a chicken to Thanksgiving. She knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a tumultuous January night. Herman was in the observatory.
Geraldine had been expecting Kathleen for six days. She cracked open another beer.
Aiteoyra waited for the battle to begin.
It was a hot evening. Leona took a bite of her banana as she led the jeweler into the living room.
Adaella shielded his eyes against the blast.
Darrell opened the door to the kitchen. The odour was surprisingly pleasant.
The weaver opened the door, and led Sherry inside.
Gary opened the door to the basement. He snapped his fingers.
The noises coming from the chapel made Mitchell uneasy.
The bee had escaped. Kenneth pretended not to notice.
When Willie arrived at Thanksgiving, Jacqueline rushed to see him.
Arlene had come to Antarctica prepared. She was here to meet the matador.
Iarue Doomcast raised his axe.
Someone had invited a kitten to the grand opening. Adam knew it wouldn't end well.
Going to the cave was a foolhardy idea. Dustin took a bite of his celery stick.
On Monday, Melanie made money.
When Carrie arrived at her wedding, Regina gasped.
Russell had never been to the desert. He hoped for a miracle.
Suzanne ground her teeth.
Bob was the best flight attendant in town.
Erin knew that the squirrel was content.
Tom was in the closet. He had an iced tea in his hand.
Lady Brindleworth was in one of her moods.
When Marion opened the door Mr. Green looked up from his book.
Jeffrey was suprised to be alone.
Leo could tell that Fernando was dissonant. He opened the door to the corridor.
Alberto knew that Carlos was pompous.
As soon as Easter started, Marian shuddered in anticipation.
For as long as Arnold could remember, he'd wanted to be a ventriloquist.
Raul put down the ukulele carefully.
Virgil could see that the undertaker was beautiful.
Chester cracked open another beer. It was going to be a momentous night.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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