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When Harold arrived at his party, everyone stared in disbelief.
It was a evening full of promise. Nicole was at the casino.
Melanie was delighted to be free.
As soon as the grand opening started, Glenn chewed some gum.
Amy felt that the moose was mealymouthed.
Eileen opened the door to the walk-in freezer. The stench was unbearable.
The chipmunk had escaped. Ted panicked.
Smoke was in the air. Arthur waited.
For as long as Roberto could remember, he'd wanted to be a spy.
Roland fumbled in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Clursi Lifewright raised her sword.
Brittany knew that Misty was skeptical.
It was a rainy - Months evening. Danny took a bite of his cracker as he led the stunt double into the lobby.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Wendy stopped and questioned her decision.
Qinia arose from slumber.
Francis had invited a bricklayer to his grand opening. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Someone had invited a hippopotamus to the party. Shelly knew what to do.
Jo put down the kebab nervously.
When wolves began to howl, Roger knew it was time to run.
Armando opened the door to the cell. He checked his watch.
Nicholas could see that Rafael was an air traffic controller. He tried not to worry.
There had never been a mobster quite like Robert John son, and he knew it.
Rosemary could see that Laura-May was small-thinking. She opened the door to the laundry.
Jimmy was in the mirror. He had a chocolate milk in his hand.
Alan was flying. He cracked open another beer.
After spending a night on a plane, Susan was relieved to see her home.
Mary-Lou was the best truck driver in town.
If the bureaucrat didn't arrive soon, Stephen didn't know what he would do.
When Ruth arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone gasped.
When Bonnie arrived at Easter, Karl ignored her.
Tom took a sip of his juice. It was going to be a momentous morning.
It was a bleak, wintery Sunday afternoon. Miguel was in the cathedral.
A sense of magic was in the air. Marion smiled knowingly.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Hilda was delighted to be floating.
Edna had come to Spain prepared. She was here to meet the cook.
For as long as Arthur could remember, he'd wanted to be a mercenary.
Going to the river was a terrible idea. Kimberly bit her fingernails.
When Jeanette opened the door Mrs. White looked up from her work.
The nanny opened the door, and led Sharon inside.
Delores hoped that the goose was formal.
Glynuirg shielded his eyes against the sun.
The office was the perfect location.
Anthony knew that the pilot was argumentative.
Wilma walked into the lounge room and looked at Jamie. "You make me sing," she said.
The bright light coming from the barn made Dwayne hopeful.
Lance put down the apple carefully.
As soon as the wedding started, Clifton cracked open another beer.
When Perry arrived at his party, Carla rushed to see him.
When Herbert arrived at his grand opening, Angel laughed.
Dustin had invited a wolf to his funeral. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Lawrence felt that Steven was casual.
There had never been a mayor quite like Jessie Carter, and she knew it.
Larry was the best stonecutter who ever lived.
Lord Coxcrag was waiting in the basement.
Shane could not hear anything.
It was a dull, insipid August afternoon. Paul knew it was too late as he led the carpenter into the pantry.
Shrepai Lifewish raised his sword.
Ellen was under the bridge. She had a can opener in her hand.
Amy took a sip of her cocktail. It was going to be a momentous morning.
Lady Anna was in one of her moods.
The sheep had escaped. Adam knew exactly what to do.
Susan could tell that Annie was a security guard. She tried not to feel intimidated.
"Just be yourself," Jacqueline told herself as she waited in the deli.
Johnny was acting. He buttoned up his jacket.
Lorraine could tell that Samantha was woeful. She opened the door to the outhouse.
Clifton had never been to the creek. He took a bite of his bread-stick.
The silversmith opened the door, and led Geraldine inside.
After spending a night under a bridge, Heidi was relieved to see her husband.
The sound of the motorbike made Marilyn angry.
Snoit waited for the battle to begin.
Ramona opened the door to the waiting room. The silence was overwhelming.
Love was in the air. Mabel smiled knowingly.
When Mark arrived at his party, everyone cried.
It was a wintery Monday evening. Roland was in the closet.
Someone had invited a pig to the grand opening. Frances knew it wouldn't end well.
The smell coming from the dining room made Nicole uneasy.
If the actor didn't arrive soon, Claudia didn't know what she would do.
Arnold opened the door to the kitchen. He smiled knowingly.
Anna was the best engineer in town.
Alan put down the banana nervously.
There had never been a drummer quite like Ryan Williams, and he knew it.
Leah had been expecting Heidi for four hours. She grimaced.
It was a long way to the swamp. Dean stopped and took a long sip of his milkshake.
For as long as Josephine could remember, she'd wanted to be a gravedigger.
Bessie had invited a captain to her grand opening. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Going to the river was a good idea. Guy ground his teeth.
As soon as Christmas started, Eddie took a bite of his candy-bar.
The sound of the squeak toy made Leona angry.
It was a dull, insipid Tuesday night. Debra chewed some gum as she led the dancer into the lobby.
Bernice was cycling. She wanted a smoke.
Brierd shielded her eyes against the sun.
Lord Mossfoss was waiting in the barn.
When Jesse opened the door Mrs. Walker looked up from her book.
Tonya felt that Beatrice was pathetic.
When the sun rose, Mary knew it was time to move on.
Beverly had never been to the island. She chuckled to herself.
Leslie had come to Hong Kong prepared. He was here to meet the surgeon.
Roland was in the hospital. He had a plate in his hand.
Naed Fearmage raised her shield.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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