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There had never been a rat catcher quite like Vincent Wright, and he knew it.
Ruth was the best DJ bar none.
The detective opened the door, and led Marcia inside.
Michele was in the shop. She had a candy-bar in her hand.
It was a long way to the desert. Grace stopped and took a long sip of her pineapple juice.
Randy knew that Shane was conservative.
Heather could see that Rose was a customs officer. She tried not to laugh.
Joanne took a bite of her bratwurst.
Rachel hoped that the penguin was possessive.
The sound of the alarm made Troy angry.
If the real estate agent didn't arrive soon, Ernest didn't know what he would do.
Eelduoren leaned into the wind.
Glenda had invited a panda to Easter. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Daisy opened the door to the dungeon. She had dreamed of this moment.
Eric shrugged. It was going to be a special morning.
Lorraine knew that the brewer was lovable.
Elmer opened the door to the barn. He took a bite of his icecream.
Someone had invited an elephant to Thanksgiving. Alvin knew the fun was about to begin.
Thelma had been waiting for Mary-Beth for five days. She chewed some gum.
"It has to work," Rodney told himself as he waited at school.
On Sunday, Keith made joy.
Vincent put down the chair carefully.
When Kathy opened the door Mrs. Brown looked up from her book.
As soon as the wedding started, Robin hoped for a miracle.
Lord Marshall was in one of his moods.
When the moon came up, Maurice knew it was time to find shelter.
Lucy was growling. She took a long sip of her Dr. Pepper.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
Denise could tell that Jacqueline was an astronaut. She tried not to laugh.
Marcia was the best physicist bar none.
It was a crisp evening. Glenda was in the shop.
Vanessa hoped that Penny was coming to Thanksgiving.
For as long as Gail could remember, she'd wanted to be a monk.
The garage was the perfect location.
After spending a night on a train, Shane was relieved to see his wife.
Bobbie-Sue was in the theatre. She had a credit card in her hand.
Eddie was suprised to be floating.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Peggy looked at the time.
It was a long way to the pond. Javier stopped and lit a cigarette.
There had never been an optometrist quite like Marilyn Martin, and she knew it.
The paramedic opened the door, and led Amber inside.
The sound of dogs barking made Edna want to cry.
Allen walked into the dungeon and looked at Melissa. "You make me wet," he said.
Othoi waited for the battle to begin.
Willie wanted a smoke. It was going to be a long evening.
If the gravedigger didn't arrive soon, Leslie didn't know what he would do.
Lady Ashham was reading in the classroom.
Kirk had been expecting Armando for hours. He set aside his bottle.
As soon as Christmas started, Angel enjoyed the feeling of power.
Ian could tell that Eugene was complaining. He opened the door to the outhouse.
Lady Offenlock was in one of her moods.
Someone had invited a chicken to the funeral. Marcia knew the fun was about to begin.
When Adam arrived at his wedding, everyone embraced him.
Jay had invited a builder to his party. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Glenn opened the door to the corridor. He took a sip of his daiquiri.
Howard was the best burglar who ever lived.
Going to the waterfall was a bad idea. Wilma picked up her wrench.
On Saturday, Gwendolyn always made out.
Maureen put down the chair slowly.
There had never been a chief of police quite like Tom Allen, and he knew it.
Glenda had come to the liferaft prepared. She was here to meet the bishop.
It was a sad Tuesday evening. Sarah-Jane sucked her teeth as she led the chef into the closet.
Theodore staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
When Arnold opened the door Mr. Martin looked up from his work.
The barn was covered in blood.
Craig was in the office. He had a spatula in his hand.
Wallace could tell that Isaac was a sleuth. He tried not to laugh.
Monica opened the door to the dungeon. She had dreamed of this moment.
The music coming from the guest room made Ramona uneasy.
Nina had been waiting for Beverly for days. She wanted food.
When Neil arrived at Christmas, everyone gasped.
Willie chewed his lip. It was going to be a long afternoon.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Helen opened the door.
Stephanie hoped that the mason was discontented.
When wolves began to howl, Frances knew it was time to move on.
The sound of the chainsaw made Scott laugh.
It was a cold, moonlit winter night. Kim was on the shelf.
As soon as the wedding started, Stacey enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
When Laura arrived at her funeral, Lloyd laughed at her.
Someone had invited a donkey to Thanksgiving. Paula knew the fun was about to begin.
Carole was worried that no one was coming to Easter.
Joshua hoped that Douglas was dramatic.
Norman could not feel anything.
Roy was delighted to be alone.
Eezh shielded his eyes against the sun.
After spending a night in hell, Herman was relieved to see his car.
Going to the creek was a foolhardy idea. Edith went over the plan.
Lonnie opened the door to the bedroom. He took a long sip of his Guinness.
"No one suspects a thing," Philip told himself as he waited in the bushes.
For as long as Charles could remember, he'd wanted to be a taxi-driver.
The noises coming from the lobby made Lorraine hopeful.
Rafael walked into the wine cellar and glanced at Mary-Jo. "You make me run," he said.
John could see that Wallace was a pilot. He tried not to laugh.
Earl had come to Switzerland alone. He was here to meet the broker.
Willard was singing. He wiped the sweat from his brow.
Iurgue Doomdemon raised his fist.
Guy had invited a wedding planner to his wedding. He knew what to do.
The photographer opened the door, and led Barry inside.
James put down the fishcake carefully.
Loretta was the best animal trainer in town.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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