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The barn was ready.
Love was in the air. Eileen looked at the time.
It was a long way to the gully. Elaine stopped and picked up her notepad.
Norman was in the cathedral. He had a wrench in his hand.
Someone had invited a cow to the party. Bernard knew what to do.
Leona was looking. She grinned.
For as long as Josephine could remember, she'd wanted to be a plumber.
The frog had escaped. Gertrude tried to remain calm.
Scott opened the door to the studio. He nodded to the cab driver.
Roy hoped that Kenneth was coming to Christmas.
Clara twiddled her thumbs.
Mike had invited a zebra to Thanksgiving. He knew what to do.
It was a glorious Wednesday night. Anne was in the hospital.
Jimmy knew that Rene was rebellious.
Penny walked into the library and looked at Samantha. "You make me laugh," she said.
The sound of the helicopter arriving made Bill laugh.
Margaret opened the door to the laundry. She was afraid of what she might find.
As soon as the grand opening started, Sharon wiped the sweat from her brow.
Bonnie could tell that Marlene was an illustrator. She tried not to smile.
Tina chewed some gum. It was going to be a tough morning.
When the moon came up, Herman knew it was time to sleep.
Tamara could tell that Esther was despairing. She opened the door to the wine cellar.
Lady Norworthy was in one of her moods.
When Claude opened the door Mrs. Samp son looked up from her book.
Walter had come to Berlin prepared. He was here to meet the librarian.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
Tony knew that the shark was amiable.
Maxine was the best lifeguard in town.
Bryan put down the spring-roll carefully.
For as long as Laurie could remember, she'd wanted to be a dogcatcher.
On Wednesday, Billy-Bob always made a movie.
The snake had escaped. Anthony panicked.
There had never been an editor quite like Joe Adams, and he knew it.
Going to the river was a foolhardy idea. Bertha whistled nonchalantly.
When Randall arrived at his party, everyone stared in disbelief.
Mabel hoped that the biologist was spontaneous.
Eague Faithmore raised her axe.
When Nina arrived at Thanksgiving, Sergio embraced her.
The sound of the lawnmower made Nelson laugh.
Alfred hoped that Herbert was trustworthy.
It was a chilly Tuesday afternoon. Chad was at the door.
Derek opened the door to the cell. He could not believe what he saw.
Travis could feel his life slipping away.
Terrance had been waiting for Nicholas for four days. He enjoyed the feeling of power.
The dining room was a complete mess.
Paul was angry that everyone was coming to his wedding.
Lady Jo was reading in the stable.
Misty was around the corner. She had a corkscrew in her hand.
Sam opened the door to the wardrobe. He straightened his clothes.
If the truck driver didn't arrive soon, Milton didn't know what he would do.
Walter felt that the bear was thorough.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Jim told himself as he waited in the basement.
Mildred was the best burglar bar none.
When Tamara opened the door Mrs. Lee looked up from her work.
After spending a night in hell, Isaac was relieved to see his mother.
Lady Krawmarch was reading in the barn.
Derrick had come to France alone. He was here to meet the builder.
Dasmoe leaned into the wind.
Veronica had never been to the desert. She twiddled her thumbs.
On Sunday, Casey always made a comeback.
Vincent questioned his plan.
It was a bitterly cold June night. Francis took a long sip of his Guinness as he led the manager into the garage.
The herbalist opened the door, and led Jessica inside.
The lizard had escaped. Derrick pretended not to notice.
There had never been a trapper quite like Michael Car son, and he knew it.
Wheutchu Mindborn raised his sword.
Olga was staying. She took a bite of her croissant.
As soon as the party started, Albert swallowed nervously.
Lucille could tell that Erin was an actor. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Joanne walked into the basement and looked at Rachel. "You make me feel bad," she said.
The smoke coming from the bedroom made Susan hopeful.
Clooynn shielded his eyes against the light.
Jeanne could see that Debbie was money-minded. She opened the door to the dining room.
Annette opened the door to the office. She had dreamed of this moment.
It was a lazy night. Laura was in the temple.
The sound of hammering made Micheal want to cry.
Ruth felt that the criminal was handsome.
Benjamin put down the bagel nervously.
Someone had invited a monkey to the wedding. Terri knew the fun was about to begin.
When Arnold arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone embraced him.
A sense of magic was in the air. Vernon waited.
Mike had been expecting Sean for six hours. He lit a cigarette.
Beth knew that everyone was coming to her grand opening.
It was a long way to the desert island. Shelly stopped and took a long sip of her smoothie.
Christine had never been to the forest. She smiled knowingly.
Chaegoared arose from slumber.
Joyce nodded to the security guard. It was going to be a long day.
Claire knew that Valerie was sloppy.
Tiffany was in the lighthouse. She had a spring-roll in her hand.
When Kay opened the door Mrs. Green looked up from her work.
It was a clear, bright November afternoon. Patrick straightened his clothes as he led the architect into the dining room.
The library was covered in blood.
There had never been an editor quite like Darren Brown, and he knew it.
Lady Vicki was waiting in the classroom.
"Dare to dream," Eileen told herself as she waited in the food court.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Kathleen took a sip of her short black.
Norman took a bite of his apple.
For as long as Bessie could remember, she'd wanted to be a matador.
Alice was glowing. She put down her fishcake.
The linguist opened the door, and led Vincent inside.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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