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The lizard had escaped. Sarah knew exactly what to do.
On Saturday, Margaret made a cake.
It was a crisp October evening. Brandine whistled nonchalantly as she led the jockey into the cell.
After spending a night on a plane, Johnnie was relieved to see his home.
Dean was glad that Vernon was coming to Thanksgiving.
When Sean opened the door Mr. Hall looked up from his work.
Lucille walked into the laundry and glanced at Stacy. "You make me run," she said.
As soon as Christmas started, Duane took a bite of his slice of pizza.
Someone had invited a seagull to the party. Tracey knew it wouldn't end well.
The sound of the lawnmower made Derek hesitant.
There had never been an imam quite like Jeffrey Williams, and he knew it.
Smoke was in the air. Edgar looked at the time.
When Nancy arrived at Easter, everyone welcomed her.
If the nurse didn't arrive soon, Joanne didn't know what she would do.
Shane knew that the hunter was weak.
It was a dull, insipid January afternoon. Sara was in the theatre.
Jesse had come to England alone. He was here to meet the guard.
The mason opened the door, and led Irene inside.
When the moon came up, Pamela knew it was time to run.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
"No one will ever know," Tim told himself as he waited in the lighthouse.
Rosa fumbled in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Sally opened the door to the pantry. She checked her reflection.
Going to the waterfall was a bad idea. Connie sucked her teeth.
Esther could tell that Leah was lovely. She opened the door to the cell.
It started like any other afternoon in the office. Darlene took a bite of her banana.
Erica had invited a messenger to her party. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Lord Charles was in one of his moods.
It was a long way to the volcano. Judith stopped and took a long sip of her chardonnay.
Kelly was the best bishop around.
Craig buttoned up his jacket.
Myrtle put down the kite slowly.
Mitchell was around the corner. He had a cup in his hand.
Pauline felt that the puppy was uncooperative.
Jim had never been to the mountain. He snapped his fingers.
When Dwayne arrived at Easter, Andy laughed.
When Holly opened the door Mr. Powell looked up from his work.
The dungeon was covered in blood.
Crystal opened the door to the attic. Her senses were overwhelmed.
It was a rain-swept evening. Kurt was behind the bikeshed.
The noises coming from the conservatory made Clara uneasy.
Miaviaynn shielded her eyes against the blast.
After spending a night in jail, Nelson was relieved to see his father.
Tim was going. He looked at the time.
Someone had invited a seal to the grand opening. Glenn knew it wouldn't end well.
The bandit opened the door, and led Judith inside.
Brent walked into the living room and looked at Michael. "You make me want to shout," he said.
Love was in the air. Gail looked at the time.
Tony hoped that the beautician was cruel.
"Time to shine," Marc told himself as he waited at the skateboard park.
The sound of the seagulls made Kristen angry.
Lord Kilby was in one of his moods.
As soon as the wedding started, Emily ground her teeth.
Lord Carl was reading in the corridor.
Maureen had been expecting Joyce for three hours. She took a long sip of her rum and coke.
It was a damp summer night. Mario raised his hands as he led the beggar into the studio.
Marion could see that Gwendolyn was an archer. She tried not to laugh.
Johnny closed his eyes and took a breath. It was going to be a long morning.
Andrea was relieved that everyone was coming to Christmas.
Eva opened the door to the barn. The smell was unbearable.
On Sunday, Kimberly made mistakes.
For as long as Theresa could remember, she'd wanted to be a taxidermist.
Jaime had never been to the desert island. He took a bite of his bratwurst.
When Carl arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone laughed at him.
If the entrepreneur didn't arrive soon, Carol didn't know what she would do.
Edwin was the best crook around.
It was a calm, yet eerie Tuesday night. Naomi was in the prison.
Going to the valley was a great idea. Sidney giggled to himself.
Julia hoped that Debbie was cross.
Peter had come to the liferaft alone. He was here to meet the bishop.
Bessie walked into the laundry and glanced at Jessica. "You make me shiver," she said.
Someone had invited a sheep to Easter. Ross knew it wouldn't end well.
Joann hoped that the gladiator was quiet.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Corey was delighted to be free.
Jim could see that Marvin was hefty. He opened the door to the living room.
Love was in the air. Ida waited.
When Denise opened the door Mr. Brown looked up from his book.
Theodore was in the temple. He had a notepad in his hand.
Allison could see that Bobbi-Jo was a librarian. She tried not to laugh.
Freddie had been waiting for Scott for four days. He meditated.
Ricky was shining. He took a bite of his banana.
It started like any other morning in the prison. Richard enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
It was a beautiful April night. Esther took a long sip of her rum and coke as she led the carver into the stable.
Mitchell bit his fingernails.
Billy-Bob felt that the goat was private.
"Today is the day," Fred told himself as he waited around the corner.
The fashion designer opened the door, and led Ian inside.
It was a tumultuous morning. Victoria was in the basement.
Andrew could feel his heart beating.
Going to the mountain was a great idea. Sally checked her reflection.
When wolves began to howl, Mark knew it was time to move on.
Heather was the best cheesemaker bar none.
April opened the door to the garage. Her senses were overwhelmed.
There had never been a welder quite like Roberta Coleman, and she knew it.
Delores put down the cracker carefully.
Sleiltu arose from slumber.
Jared had never been to the lake. He grinned.
Jill knew that the oracle was delighted.
Tracey fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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