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Bernice put down the umbrella slowly.
Francis closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
It was a gloomy afternoon. Daisy was in the theatre.
There had never been a butcher quite like Elly-May Smith, and she knew it.
Arlene had been expecting Heather for five hours. She lit a cigarette.
When Louise arrived at her grand opening, everyone booed her.
It was a typical evening in the office. Jorge straightened his clothes.
Carrie hoped that the librarian was miserable.
It was a long way to the island. Charlie stopped and bit his fingernails.
April opened the door to the garage. The odour was surprisingly pleasant.
Norman was delighted to be alone.
Beverly was falling. She took a long sip of her wine.
Lady Leelea was sitting in the laundry.
When Joseph opened the door Mr. Powell looked up from his book.
Wesley could see that the lizard was enraged.
Naomi had invited an interpreter to her funeral. She knew it wouldn't end well.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Lucy smiled knowingly.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Jon laugh.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
When Daniel arrived at his grand opening, Rene cried.
When rain stopped, Craig knew it was time to move on.
Tracy was worried that Sara was coming to Christmas.
Ross hoped that Walter was surprising.
Sergio had come to Rome alone. He was here to meet the banker.
The cloakroom was the perfect location.
"It's almost over," Connie told herself as she waited in the bomb-shelter.
Vivian could tell that Sharon was shy. She opened the door to the basement.
On Tuesday, Victor made it worse.
Bloodon Windcoin raised her shield.
Marcia put down the banana nervously.
Carmen cracked open another beer. It was going to be a fantastic day.
Earl opened the door to the garage. He could not believe what he saw.
It was a long way to the volcano. Aaron stopped and closed his eyes and took a breath.
Lonnie opened the door to the cell. He took a sip of his Red Bull.
For as long as Stacy could remember, she'd wanted to be a security guard.
As soon as the grand opening started, Patrick hoped for a miracle.
Terry was the best hotelier bar none.
Antonio staggered in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Roger could see that the tiger was incensed.
Gene was farting. He enjoyed the feeling of power.
The smoke coming from the sauna made Manuel uneasy.
It was a warm morning. Anthony was at the zoo.
Going to the mountain was a good idea. Katherine took a sip of her Heineken.
Phillip could feel his heart beating.
Kai arose from slumber.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
Bernice hoped that the explorer was loving.
Esther had been expecting Phyllis for days. She bit her fingernails.
Lady Lampskeld was in one of her moods.
It was a chilly - Months afternoon. Eddie shrugged as he led the private detective into the attic.
Louis was delighted to be alone.
Naomi could tell that Madison was hurt. She opened the door to the basement.
The closet was flooded.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Greg opened the door.
Emma could tell that Carla was a taxidermist. She tried not to feel intimidated.
On Thursday, Danny always made up.
The whale had escaped. Troy pretended not to notice.
Wilma took a sip of her strawberry milkshake.
Rita fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Elly-May walked into the bedroom and looked at Ken. "You make me sing," she said.
Rosemary put down the umbrella nervously.
As soon as Easter started, Jackie took a bite of her fishcake.
Cassandra opened the door to the attic. She could not believe what she saw.
Holly was in the cafe. She had a spatula in her hand.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Terrence want to cry.
If the guru didn't arrive soon, Sherry didn't know what she would do.
Lady Christina was eating in the pantry.
When Anita opened the door Mr. Green looked up from his work.
Tracy was the best boatbuilder bar none.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Jesus was relieved to see his father.
When Felix arrived at Thanksgiving, Daniel stared in disbelief.
Terri was screaming. She meditated.
For as long as Rene could remember, he'd wanted to be an archer.
Diane had come to England alone. She was here to meet the coroner.
Chorz leaned into the wind.
Janice opened the door to the garage. She knew it was too late.
There had never been a pianist quite like Raul Green, and he knew it.
Noreirn Windcrest raised his axe.
Catherine nodded to the wizard. It was going to be a special night.
Elizabeth walked into the pantry and glanced at Rita. "You make me sing," she said.
Felix could see that Alex was a composer. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Tamara hoped that everyone was coming to her grand opening.
It was a clear, bright morning. Billy-Bob was in the library.
The smoke coming from the armory made Daisy hopeful.
When Viola arrived at Easter, everyone embraced her.
Glenn was suprised to be alone.
Cathy could tell that Nora was comfortable. She opened the door to the bedroom.
When rain began, Lena knew it was time to run.
The sound of dogs barking made Ray want to scream.
Marlene was the best chef in town.
Lord Winmount was in one of his moods.
Alicia had never been to the woods. She swallowed nervously.
Harvey felt that Kelly was hefty.
Someone had invited a horse to the grand opening. Barry knew what to do.
It was a dark and lonely spring night. Marion checked her phone as she led the hotelier into the corridor.
Smoke was in the air. Freddie smiled knowingly.
Gary felt that the janitor was indulgent.
The bank robber opened the door, and led Juan inside.
For as long as Gail could remember, she'd wanted to be a record producer.
Judith opened the door to the bedroom. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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