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When Jim-Bob opened the door Mr. Ander son looked up from his book.
Lady Danielle was in one of her moods.
Connie was angry that everyone was coming to Easter.
Joseph opened the door to the classroom. He rubbed his hands together.
Terrance had been expecting Gary for two hours. He grinned.
Sally opened the door to the office. She was afraid of what she might find.
The sound of the violin made Todd want to cry.
When Mae arrived at her grand opening, everyone rushed to see her.
Lewis was delighted to be alive.
It was a typical afternoon in the theatre. Joshua chewed some gum.
When rain began, Bobby knew it was time to sleep.
Lord Freinstone was in one of his moods.
Biert leaned into the wind.
Nellie felt that the beetle was woeful.
Miguel put down his can opener.
Lillian had never been to the woods. She hoped for a miracle.
As soon as the wedding started, Christopher sucked his teeth.
Courtney could feel her heart beating.
When Penny arrived at Thanksgiving, Lucille laughed.
Allison had invited a squirrel to Easter. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Jared could see that Edgar was a sniper. He tried not to smile.
It was a long way to the cave. Jeff stopped and meditated.
The astronaut opened the door, and led Sam inside.
If the plumber didn't arrive soon, Javier didn't know what he would do.
The guest room was a complete mess.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Arnold was relieved to see his car.
It started like any other evening in the bikeshed. Jennifer took a sip of her tea.
Daisy walked into the dungeon and looked at Marion. "You make me tell the truth," she said.
Naomi opened the door to the corridor. The silence was overwhelming.
Cathy had come to France prepared. She was here to meet the singer.
Maurice was in the cave. He had a bottle in his hand.
Lady Carla was eating in the laundry.
Barry was disappointed that John was coming to his grand opening.
Someone had invited a frog to the party. Lydia knew what to do.
The sound of the drill made Isaac hesitant.
It was a chilly afternoon. Leo closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette as he led the florist into the bathroom.
Brent fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
The kitten was on the prowl. Juan pretended not to notice.
It was a damp afternoon. June was behind the tree.
Julie opened the door to the basement. She ground her teeth.
"This is crazy," Stephanie told herself as she waited under the bridge.
When Milton opened the door Mr. RodrĂgu ez looked up from his book.
As soon as Christmas started, Alvin tried to hide.
The smell coming from the cloakroom made Cynthia uneasy.
Going to the woods was a terrible idea. Samuel took a bite of his icecream.
Iawiu arose from slumber.
Love was in the air. Bryan opened the door.
Sara could see that Wilma was reliable. She opened the door to the attic.
After spending a night under a bridge, Paula was relieved to see her car.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
Dora was the best sniper who ever lived.
When rain began, Henry knew it was time to move on.
Diana could see that Lillian was wishful.
Caldea Heartdancer raised her axe.
Melinda had invited a clockmaker to her party. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Darryl was delighted to be free.
Lauren could see that Lisa was a DJ. She tried not to laugh.
Bryan opened the door to the outhouse. He could not believe what he saw.
Lady Nellie was in one of her moods.
Allan opened the door to the attic. He buttoned up his jacket.
Wendy fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
When Ron arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone cried.
Lord Langmagh was in one of his moods.
The ant had escaped. Billy-Bob tried to remain calm.
Stacy had never been to the river. She giggled to herself.
The sound of the angle-grinder made Sandra angry.
Someone had invited a tortoise to the funeral. Katherine knew what to do.
There had never been a dentist quite like Gary Smith, and he knew it.
As soon as the grand opening started, Vivian shrugged.
Wysab leaned into the wind.
Victoria could feel her heart beating.
When Leslie opened the door Mrs. Moore looked up from her book.
Harold snapped his fingers.
Going to the pond was a foolhardy idea. Herbert took a sip of his latte.
It was a long way to the forest. Isaac stopped and lowered his gaze.
Valerie buttoned up her jacket. It was going to be a long morning.
It was a sad Friday morning. Randall was at the zoo.
Emily could tell that Holly was moralistic. She opened the door to the lounge room.
"Show no mercy," Joy told herself as she waited in the theatre.
Wynuov shielded his eyes against the blast.
John opened the door to the barn. The silence was overwhelming.
Shane was delighted to be free.
Walter had come to the fairy grotto prepared. He was here to meet the journalist.
After spending a night on a plane, Tommy was relieved to see his mother.
Charles had invited a scorpion to Christmas. He knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
For as long as Miguel could remember, he'd wanted to be an executioner.
The smell coming from the laundry made Craig hopeful.
If the lawyer didn't arrive soon, Edgar didn't know what he would do.
When Ella arrived at her wedding, Vicki booed her.
Sarah-Jane opened the door to the cell. She knew it was too late.
Yolanda was at the travel agent. She had a spoon in her hand.
When the moon came up, Julio knew it was time to move on.
Ethel fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
It was a snowy night. Clifton checked his phone as he led the diplomat into the dining room.
Nina felt that Stacey was selfless.
There had never been a gondolier quite like Melanie Green, and she knew it.
Tina put down the bratwurst carefully.
Kirk knew that the tiger was sadistic.
The juggler opened the door, and led Clayton inside.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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