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Jordan had invited a bandit to his wedding. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Terrence was at the aquarium. He had a bouquet in his hand.
Beatrice had never been to the reef. She chewed some gum.
On Sunday, Kristin made joy.
If the explorer didn't arrive soon, Shirley didn't know what she would do.
Billy-Bob opened the door to the closet. The silence was overwhelming.
As soon as the funeral started, Max lit a cigarette.
For as long as Lois could remember, she'd wanted to be an executioner.
Rita was burping. She swallowed nervously.
The control room was spotless.
It was a long way to the river. Louise stopped and looked at the time.
Gary opened the door to the garage. He snapped his fingers.
When Phillip arrived at Easter, Melissa ignored him.
Daniel walked into the living room and looked at Danielle. "You make me jealous," he said.
It was a gloomy Sunday morning. Gina was in the playground.
Victor laughed to himself.
Timothy could feel his life slipping away.
Erica was glad that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
Sloo arose from slumber.
Genuomun shielded her eyes against the sun.
It was a typical morning in the office. Eva checked her phone.
Jackie could tell that Lisa was a guard. She tried not to feel intimidated.
When Francisco opened the door Mrs. Lóp ez looked up from her work.
When Mike arrived at his wedding, Harold laughed.
Herbert had come to Canada alone. He was here to meet the referee.
There had never been a guitarist quite like Penny White, and she knew it.
The cook opened the door, and led Sheila inside.
Annette had been expecting Stella for two hours. She tried to hide.
Charlie had invited a bandit to his party. He knew what to do.
Ryan was delighted to be floating.
Gloria staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Morris was going. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Beth was relieved to see her husband.
For as long as Amy could remember, she'd wanted to be a monk.
The dungeon was covered in blood.
Priscilla opened the door to the guest room. She had dreamed of this moment.
Someone had invited a porcupine to Easter. Alfredo knew what to do.
Lord Ballimere was waiting in the sauna.
Orism waited for the battle to begin.
Velma put down the licorice twist slowly.
As soon as the grand opening started, Adrian whistled nonchalantly.
Ashley could see that the kangaroo was decent.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Going to the river was a bad idea. Morris twiddled his thumbs.
Mabel questioned her decision. It was going to be a fantastic night.
Floyd was the best bodyguard who ever lived.
It was a beautiful Friday evening. Mae nodded to the shaman as she led the chef into the office.
Lady Connie was sitting in the garage.
Casey was delighted to be floating.
On Thursday, Amber made believe.
Brian chewed his lip.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Margie was in the waiting room.
Billy-Bob could feel his life slipping away.
Josephine had invited a taxidermist to her funeral. She knew it wouldn't end well.
When Scott opened the door Mrs. Lewis looked up from her work.
Marvin had come to Beijing alone. He was here to meet the pharmacist.
Terry walked into the wardrobe and looked at Sarah. "You make me angry," he said.
The artist opened the door, and led Alicia inside.
Anna had never been to the ocean. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
Dana could tell that Lorraine was a gondolier. She tried not to feel intimidated.
For as long as Randall could remember, he'd wanted to be a thief.
It started like any other night in the train station. Andy wanted a bagel.
Fleerdored shielded her eyes against the blast.
Susan could see that Erica was trendy. She opened the door to the wardrobe.
Joe knew that Gilbert was gracious.
Howard opened the door to the dungeon. He checked his watch.
Enrique fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
Someone had invited a cheetah to the wedding. Constance knew it wouldn't end well.
The laundry was a complete mess.
If the bank robber didn't arrive soon, Sam didn't know what he would do.
When rain began, Alberto knew it was time to sleep.
When Basil arrived at Easter, Morris laughed at him.
On Saturday, Ruth always made a treehouse.
It was a tumultuous spring evening. Cathy whistled nonchalantly as she led the spin doctor into the bedroom.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
It was a typical morning in the aquarium. Julio questioned his decision.
Lady Pauline was in one of her moods.
As soon as the grand opening started, Kristin went over the plan.
Darlene had never been to the sea. She hoped for a miracle.
"It's almost over," Mary-Jo told herself as she waited on the shelf.
Donna opened the door to the pantry. The silence was overwhelming.
Jaime hoped that the taxidermist was complex.
Amber could feel her heart beating.
Bluexulyn Oathhunter raised his sword.
The noises coming from the wine cellar made Hugh hopeful.
When Jeanette arrived at her party, everyone gasped.
Roland was the best publisher who ever lived.
After spending a night on a train, Rose was relieved to see her mother.
Going to the woods was a great idea. Rick grimaced.
Elizabeth could see that the turtle was fortunate.
Glenda walked into the bedroom and looked at Dora. "You make me sweat," she said.
Carl was burping. He hoped for a miracle.
Wilma put down the teddy bear slowly.
It started like any other night in the pub. Carlos laughed to himself.
Neil had come to the moon alone. He was here to meet the captain.
Jeanne could see that Hazel was an astronaut. She tried not to smile.
There had never been a dogcatcher quite like Joseph Freeman, and he knew it.
Ilizuador shielded her eyes against the sun.
Siweumun arose from slumber.
Kelly was suprised to be floating.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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