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"It's going to be okay," William told himself as he waited at school.
Marian had been waiting for Erika for five days. She went over the plan.
Nelson cracked open another beer.
Julie could tell that Veronica was a record producer. She tried not to laugh.
Ruby put down the spring-roll slowly.
Someone had invited a porcupine to Thanksgiving. Jon knew what to do.
Shannon knew that Jennifer was jolly.
It started like any other afternoon in the school. Bernard enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Ryan had invited a rat to Christmas. He knew it wouldn't end well.
On Monday, Jim always made pizza.
Azhuila waited for the battle to begin.
There had never been a pickpocket quite like Brad Lee, and he knew it.
Irma opened the door to the waiting room. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Darren could feel his life slipping away.
For as long as Juanita could remember, she'd wanted to be a coroner.
The construction worker opened the door, and led Beatrice inside.
Going to the bay was a terrible idea. Natalie took a bite of her pickle.
After spending a night in hospital, Wendy was relieved to see her wife.
Harry walked into the chapel and glanced at Eugene. "You make me shiver," he said.
It was a tumultuous November afternoon. Renee was in the corner.
Raymond was in the attic. He had a mouse in his hand.
Aornee shielded his eyes against the light.
Violet meditated. It was going to be a momentous day.
Dean had come to Heaven alone. He was here to meet the linguist.
Brandon staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
When Jeff arrived at his party, everyone rushed to see him.
Gaursimon Stoneveil raised his axe.
It was a long way to the woods. Theodore stopped and wiped the sweat from his brow.
Jo-Ellen felt that Bobbi-Jo was one-dimensional.
Claire gripped her corkscrew.
The fish was on the prowl. Jonathan knew exactly what to do.
Bobby could see that the tailor was predatory.
Bonnie was glad that everyone was coming to Christmas.
The music coming from the wardrobe made Marion hopeful.
When wolves began to howl, Christy knew it was time to sleep.
When Viola opened the door Mrs. Hall looked up from her work.
Kay was the best busker who ever lived.
When Heidi arrived at Easter, everyone laughed.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Paul lowered his gaze.
Bessie walked into the attic and looked at Leona. "You make me happy," she said.
If the teacher didn't arrive soon, Gina didn't know what she would do.
Norman knew that the lamb was elated.
Johnnie had been waiting for Kenneth for four days. He wiped the sweat from his brow.
Judith could feel her heart beating.
It was a cool morning. Erik was at the bakery.
The sound of the waves made Kristin angry.
The lounge room was a complete mess.
Straoral leaned into the wind.
Marshall was in the hair salon. He had a key in his hand.
Nelson opened the door to the bathroom. The silence was overwhelming.
Nicholas could tell that Bobby was a burglar. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Rhonda could see that Lynn was malicious. She opened the door to the cloakroom.
Cassandra had invited an otter to her party. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Darren had never been to the cave. He shuddered in anticipation.
Patsy hoped that Rebecca was power-hungry.
Jorge wanted to be alone. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
Lillie put down the teddy bear slowly.
Lady Gertrude was reading in the lounge room.
As soon as the grand opening started, Alice took a bite of her kebab.
It was a long way to the beach. Ernest stopped and took a sip of his cocktail.
When Penny arrived at her funeral, Karen gasped.
Someone had invited a moose to the wedding. Gregory knew what to do.
Ben was delighted to be alone.
When Renee arrived at her party, Justin ignored her.
The noises coming from the garage made Richard uneasy.
Going to the woods was a foolhardy idea. Eugene lowered his gaze.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, June was relieved to see her home.
Eddie opened the door to the dining room. He had dreamed of this moment.
On Monday, Ted made the world better.
It was a typical summer night. Jamie was in the lighthouse.
Smoke was in the air. Theodore smiled knowingly.
For as long as Tyler could remember, he'd wanted to be a swineherd.
Minnie had been waiting for Eva for three days. She knew it was too late.
Wesley was worried that everyone was coming to Christmas.
The sound of the squeak toy made Gladys angry.
The pickpocket opened the door, and led Marilyn inside.
When Gina opened the door Mrs. Powell looked up from her book.
Billy-Bob shuddered in anticipation.
Lord Lee was in one of his moods.
It was a tumultuous winter afternoon. Charlie bit his fingernails as he led the psychiatrist into the lobby.
As soon as the funeral started, Julian giggled to himself.
"It's now or never," Alfredo told himself as he waited at the gate.
Amber opened the door to the bathroom. She smiled knowingly.
Lord Barry was eating in the closet.
Trul leaned into the wind.
If the photographer didn't arrive soon, Sarah-Jane didn't know what she would do.
It started like any other night in the theatre. Christy nodded to the thief.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
Lucille staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
The living room was full of smoke.
There had never been a screenwriter quite like Julio Taylor, and he knew it.
Bobbie-Sue could see that Cindy was unbelieving.
Laura-May put down the burger nervously.
Someone had invited a puppy to the party. Rosemary knew it wouldn't end well.
Evelyn had invited a mobster to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
After spending a night on the street, Bryan was relieved to see his home.
Fred could see that Anthony was enervated. He opened the door to the cell.
Naomi was falling. She swallowed nervously.
The music coming from the closet made Carlos uneasy.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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