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If the referee didn't arrive soon, Peggy didn't know what she would do.
Doris fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
After spending a night on a plane, Christina was relieved to see her father.
It was a dark and lonely night. Brad was in the cafe.
When Joanne arrived at her grand opening, Maxine stared in disbelief.
Lloyd opened the door to the conservatory. He could not believe what he saw.
Miguel was suprised to be free.
Perry could see that Micheal was witty. He opened the door to the laundry.
When Josephine arrived at Easter, everyone laughed at her.
Renee was the best exotic dancer bar none.
Noroiyre Soulchaser raised his axe.
Jo was coming. She cracked open another beer.
Carole walked into the cell and glanced at Eduardo. "You make me happy," she said.
Gregory took a bite of his sandwich.
Tom could see that the bee was courageous.
Quuit waited for the battle to begin.
Derrick was angry that no one was coming to his funeral.
Someone had invited a horse to Easter. Alex knew the fun was about to begin.
Lord Walter was in one of his moods.
Everett had come to London alone. He was here to meet the pirate.
Brandy could feel her life slipping away.
The smoke coming from the office made Raymond hopeful.
Duane was in the closet. He had a screwdriver in his hand.
Shirley hoped that Rita was friendly.
Troy had never been to the cave. He took a bite of his carrot.
Smoke was in the air. Angel smiled knowingly.
For as long as Thelma could remember, she'd wanted to be a drummer.
There had never been a personal trainer quite like Albert Washington, and he knew it.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
Eduardo was the best beggar in town.
Bobbie could tell that Priscilla was perverse. She opened the door to the barn.
"Just try not to cry," Brett told himself as he waited behind the bikeshed.
It was a long way to the sea. Cody stopped and scratched his hand.
Going to the peak was a great idea. Charlie chewed some gum.
Tammy staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Valerie opened the door to the bathroom. She tried to hide.
Samuel opened the door to the classroom. The silence was overwhelming.
After spending a night in jail, Jo-Ellen was relieved to see her home.
Douglas was sitting. He straightened his hair.
The giraffe had escaped. Willie knew exactly what to do.
Traoi Starcast raised her axe.
Someone had invited a goose to the funeral. Herbert knew what to do.
Vivian had come to the escape-pod prepared. She was here to meet the busker.
It was a typical day in the cell. Misty enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Frank knew that no one was coming to Easter.
It was a rain-swept May night. Rachel was at the mall.
Bessie could see that Pauline was a chief of police. She tried not to laugh.
Dianne hoped that the referee was educated.
The music coming from the office made Thomas uneasy.
Derek knew that the lamb was frustrated.
Max had never been to the lake. He took a sip of his milkshake.
Jacob put down the skateboard carefully.
Zumayc arose from slumber.
Lord Strathwick was sitting in the attic.
Tyrone had been expecting Rick for three hours. He grinned.
When Terrance arrived at his grand opening, everyone booed him.
Mae was the best florist who ever lived.
Nancy was in the attic. She had a glass in her hand.
The ant had escaped. Keith knew exactly what to do.
If the janitor didn't arrive soon, Mary didn't know what she would do.
On Wednesday, Antonio made it matter.
Marjorie felt that Tonya was tenacious.
The researcher opened the door, and led Leah inside.
As soon as Christmas started, Sarah-Jane closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
When Alvin opened the door Mr. Young looked up from his work.
Howard staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
For as long as Wesley could remember, he'd wanted to be a taxi-driver.
Grace opened the door to the corridor. She wanted a friend.
When Kay arrived at Thanksgiving, Felicia fainted.
Stephen was suprised to be alone.
It was a dull, insipid Wednesday night. Roland was on the shelf.
When the sun rose, Leo knew it was time to move on.
Jessie opened the door to the attic. She could not believe what she saw.
Going to the river was a good idea. Jaime shuddered in anticipation.
Someone had invited a rabbit to Christmas. Andrew knew it wouldn't end well.
Smoke was in the air. Ann looked at the time.
Kevin hoped that the tiger was thankful.
There had never been a physicist quite like Tracey Brooks, and she knew it.
It was a morning full of promise. Kristen took a bite of her apple as she led the magistrate into the lounge room.
Patsy nodded to the wizard. It was going to be a long afternoon.
When Oscar arrived at his funeral, everyone booed him.
"Show no mercy," Melissa told herself as she waited in the park.
Everett had invited a psychiatrist to his party. He knew what to do.
Lady Lummeadow was in one of her moods.
Rita put down the bike carefully.
Jared could feel his life slipping away.
The panda was on the prowl. Frances tried to remain calm.
Robert had come to Antarctica prepared. He was here to meet the thief.
Steve knew that the impersonator was despairing.
It was a typical afternoon in the outhouse. Debbie enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
When Ross arrived at Christmas, Zachary gasped.
Kirk opened the door to the attic. He tried to hide.
Theresa could see that Dolores was cynical. She opened the door to the dining room.
The music coming from the library made Warren hopeful.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Gina angry.
On Saturday, Loretta made peace.
As soon as the party started, Ben took a bite of his pickle.
Dianne had been waiting for Melinda for four days. She nodded to the guard.
If the bishop didn't arrive soon, Florence didn't know what she would do.
Going to the sea was a terrible idea. Nancy knew it wasn't too late.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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