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Regina was the best fishmonger who ever lived.
It was a rain-swept Tuesday night. Johnnie was at the casino.
Someone had invited a monkey to the funeral. Sam knew what to do.
The sound of hammering made Troy want to cry.
It was a long way to the planet. Danielle stopped and meditated.
Yolanda was paying. She scratched her hand.
The inventor opened the door, and led Gene inside.
There had never been a butler quite like Billie Freeman, and she knew it.
The armory was ready.
When Edith opened the door Mrs. Tremblay looked up from her book.
Erika walked into the library and looked at Gail. "You make me tell the truth," she said.
Keith twiddled his thumbs.
Troy opened the door to the laundry. The silence was overwhelming.
Love was in the air. Melinda waited.
When Martin arrived at his party, Billy laughed.
The bird was on the loose. Emma knew exactly what to do.
Allan took a sip of his coffee. It was going to be a momentous evening.
The music coming from the lobby made Joy hopeful.
It was a dull, insipid December morning. Vickie wiped the sweat from her brow as she led the bartender into the basement.
Joan knew that Donna was cowardly.
Rhonda could see that Tiffany was a taxidermist. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Tara could feel her life slipping away.
Joseph could see that the zebra was at ease.
As soon as the party started, Margaret set aside her hairbrush.
Bryan had come to New York prepared. He was here to meet the author.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
When Freddie arrived at his grand opening, Stacy ignored him.
Going to the forest was a nice idea. Denise took a bite of her licorice twist.
Christopher was at the casino. He had a can opener in his hand.
Warren was the best teacher bar none.
Beverly was suprised to be alone.
Michael had been expecting Duane for three days. He chewed his lip.
When the moon came up, Stephanie knew it was time to sleep.
Claudia could see that Lena was enraged. She opened the door to the studio.
Hilda could see that the botanist was determined.
On Tuesday, Bill made a kite.
Kathryn put down the apple nervously.
The dungeon was spotless.
Floyd opened the door to the kitchen. The odour was unmistakable.
It was a warm morning. Regina was at the zoo.
"Just breathe," Heather told herself as she waited in the shop.
Someone had invited a goose to Thanksgiving. Theodore knew it wouldn't end well.
There had never been a construction worker quite like Melvin Freeman, and he knew it.
Tony rubbed his hands together.
It was a long way to the river. Ron stopped and tried to hide.
The crab had escaped. Ann pretended not to notice.
Eleanor walked into the garage and looked at Vicki. "You make me feel good," she said.
Jim opened the door to the waiting room. He giggled to himself.
When Floyd arrived at Christmas, Phillip ignored him.
Shoen Heartstorm raised his shield.
A sense of magic was in the air. Courtney opened the door.
When Patsy opened the door Mrs. Hall looked up from her work.
Sam was the best hotelier who ever lived.
After spending a night on the street, Norma was relieved to see her father.
As soon as Easter started, Harold wanted a drink.
Rebecca could tell that Beverly was a pharmacist. She tried not to laugh.
It started like any other morning in the library. Tracy took a sip of her beer.
Jerry had never been to the cave. He cracked open another beer.
Benjamin hoped that Julian was snoopy.
Clinton hoped that Sidney was coming to Christmas.
It was a dark, moonless night. Dianne was in the observatory.
Raymond had been waiting for Brad for five hours. He nodded to the lifeguard.
Shirley fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
For as long as Kurt could remember, he'd wanted to be a court jester.
Kearmo shielded her eyes against the light.
Allen had come to Japan alone. He was here to meet the minister.
Bonnie straightened her clothes. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
Terry felt that the playwright was busy.
When Jim-Bob arrived at his funeral, everyone embraced him.
Christopher opened the door to the cell. The odour was overwhelming.
Ron had invited a horse to Thanksgiving. He knew what to do.
Going to the mountain was a bad idea. Milton wanted a bratwurst.
Paul was suprised to be alone.
When Harry arrived at Easter, Craig laughed.
Rose felt that the lamb was neat.
The sound of dogs barking made Beth want to cry.
The captain opened the door, and led Henry inside.
The wolf was on the loose. Joe tried to remain calm.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Martha looked at the time.
Allan put down the spring-roll slowly.
It started like any other morning in Ireland. Joshua took a bite of his pickle.
"Maybe no one will notice," Charlotte told herself as she waited at the football stadium.
Tracey was worried that everyone was coming to her grand opening.
Tom could tell that Clyde was a broker. He tried not to laugh.
On Tuesday, Aaron made up.
When wolves began to howl, Marvin knew it was time to sleep.
Margie had never been to the mountain. She took a long sip of her wine.
If the police officer didn't arrive soon, Lucille didn't know what she would do.
Madison fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Dawn was sitting. She raised her hands.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Steve was relieved to see his mother.
The office was spotless.
It was a long and sleepless spring night. Beatrice was at the butcher.
Zoixerwyn shielded his eyes against the blast.
When Wade arrived at his wedding, Milton ignored him.
Lord Inverwind was in one of his moods.
Daryl was the best builder bar none.
Someone had invited a dog to the party. Chad knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a beautiful evening. Bernard took a long sip of his banana milkshake as he led the engineer into the stable.
Anthony had come to Istanbul alone. He was here to meet the archer.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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