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Omarz shielded her eyes against the light.
As soon as Christmas started, Ron wanted to dance.
If the wizard didn't arrive soon, Jackie didn't know what she would do.
Tamara walked into the bedroom and looked at Julian. "You make me afraid," she said.
It was a rainy morning. Shelly was in the bomb-shelter.
It was a long way to the volcano. Douglas stopped and picked up his key.
On Thursday, Alvin always made friends.
Vandoi leaned into the wind.
When Kent arrived at his funeral, everyone cried.
Melvin staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
Going to the pond was a bad idea. Carrie crouched and tied her laces.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Seth was relieved to see his home.
The tattooist opened the door, and led Yvonne inside.
Clara hoped that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
For as long as Ricardo could remember, he'd wanted to be a private detective.
Greg put down the skateboard slowly.
Patricia had never been to the valley. She buttoned up her jacket.
When Sylvia arrived at her party, everyone laughed at her.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Terri opened the door to the sauna. The silence was overwhelming.
"They know it was me," Cory told himself as he waited on the shelf.
Someone had invited a chipmunk to the funeral. Catherine knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Lorraine took a bite of her croissant as she led the scout into the attic.
Lord Mosslock was in one of his moods.
Gerald struggled to breathe.
Jerry could see that Roberto was a bank robber. He tried not to worry.
Zachary was searching. He lit a cigarette.
Love was in the air. Kelly opened the door.
When Duane arrived at his wedding, everyone gasped.
Billy was the best dentist around.
When the moon came up, Ellen knew it was time to move on.
Calvin had come to Mars prepared. He was here to meet the bandit.
Harvey knew that the mayor was snoopy.
The sound of the waves made Jamie angry.
Constance could feel her heart beating.
On Wednesday, Eric made a pillow fort.
If the physician didn't arrive soon, Tina didn't know what she would do.
Iawu waited for the battle to begin.
Wrendilis Soulshine raised her shield.
The barn was covered in blood.
Margaret knew that Michele was coming to her grand opening.
Marcus opened the door to the walk-in freezer. The smell was unmistakable.
The zookeeper opened the door, and led Shane inside.
Ida knew that Florence was escapist.
Kearfierice shielded her eyes against the blast.
For as long as Rodney could remember, he'd wanted to be a courier.
John opened the door to the kitchen. He knew it wasn't too late.
Lillian was down the well. She had a pencil in her hand.
Alex put down the bike nervously.
As soon as the funeral started, Maria wiped the sweat from her brow.
It was a typical night in the prison. Annette took a bite of her slice of pizza.
Ray had never been to the lake. He lowered his gaze.
"This is crazy," Gordon told himself as he waited at the bus stop.
When Micheal arrived at his wedding, everyone gasped.
Raul could tell that Joel was progressive. He opened the door to the cell.
Earl was suprised to be free.
It was a lazy afternoon. Manuel knew it was too late as he led the firefighter into the basement.
Gregory walked into the kitchen and glanced at Cody. "You make me sad," he said.
It was a beautiful Sunday night. Jeanne was at the casino.
Phillip was the best ventriloquist in town.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Jason looked at the time.
If the matador didn't arrive soon, Oscar didn't know what he would do.
Bill had come to Johannesburg prepared. He was here to meet the truck driver.
It was a long way to the swamp. Darryl stopped and checked his watch.
Amy could tell that Delores was a barber. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Lord Peter was in one of his moods.
Eliza-Jane had been expecting Margie for days. She went over the plan.
The smell coming from the attic made Edwin hopeful.
Charlie put down the apple nervously.
Todd buttoned up his jacket.
Cheryl opened the door to the office. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Jeremy wanted food. It was going to be a special night.
Sherri knew that Irma was quirky.
Beism leaned into the wind.
Ernest was disappointed that no one was coming to Christmas.
Someone had invited a bird to the wedding. Penny knew what to do.
As soon as the grand opening started, Michelle cracked open another beer.
When Tonya arrived at her party, everyone rushed to see her.
On Friday, Paula made breakfast.
Viola was shining. She buttoned up her jacket.
Sheila could see that the chimpanzee was noncommittal.
Stephanie could see that Rhonda was disciplined. She opened the door to the office.
There had never been an ornithologist quite like Charles Hall, and he knew it.
The bedroom was covered in blood.
Gertrude walked into the dungeon and looked at Cecil. "You make me sing," she said.
Lori was the best juggler bar none.
It was a clear, bright evening. Stella was in the cathedral.
It was a calm, yet eerie Sunday night. Adam nodded to the surgeon as he led the firefighter into the cell.
The ant was on the loose. Audrey tried to remain calm.
Donna had invited an artist to Thanksgiving. She knew what to do.
Gregory fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
After spending a night under a bridge, Dorothy was relieved to see her home.
Gerald could see that the barber was aloof.
Steve tried to hide.
Pauline was in the temple. She had a hairbrush in her hand.
Lady Dora was in one of her moods.
Ruth was suprised to be free.
It started like any other day in the mall. Rhonda took a bite of her bread-stick.
Someone had invited a pony to the grand opening. Anna knew the fun was about to begin.
Kyle had been waiting for Tony for two hours. He crouched and tied his laces.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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