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Going to the cave was a foolhardy idea. Louis sucked his teeth.
The lamb had escaped. Daniel panicked.
Sam chewed some gum. It was going to be a fantastic day.
The scout opened the door, and led Jennifer inside.
Todd could tell that Richard was useless. He opened the door to the laundry.
Danny had come to Johannesburg prepared. He was here to meet the bodyguard.
The outhouse was spotless.
Brenda opened the door to the dungeon. She straightened her hair.
When Vicki arrived at her funeral, Bertha welcomed her.
It was a tumultuous winter night. Judy was in the nuclear power-plant.
Lord Norstoke was in one of his moods.
Jessie hoped that everyone was coming to her wedding.
For as long as Willie could remember, she'd wanted to be an assassin.
Sara opened the door to the lounge room. She was afraid of what she might find.
After spending a night on a train, Clyde was relieved to see his car.
Terri could tell that Jo-Ellen was a cartoonist. She tried not to worry.
Duane felt that the cow was pathetic.
Danielle put down the chair slowly.
Edwin walked into the armory and looked at Jim. "You make me dizzy," he said.
Phyllis had been waiting for Bertha for six hours. She crouched and tied her laces.
It was a long way to the sea. Reginald stopped and hoped for a miracle.
"It's now or never," Adrian told himself as he waited in the attic.
Jerry was at the skateboard park. He had a pencil in his hand.
Lady Shipgate was waiting in the laundry.
As soon as Easter started, Jacqueline straightened her hair.
Nora had invited a tattooist to her party. She knew it wouldn't end well.
When rain began, Ricky knew it was time to sleep.
Someone had invited an otter to Thanksgiving. Janice knew it wouldn't end well.
Going to the peak was a bad idea. Luis twiddled his thumbs.
It was a wintery morning. Velma was under the bridge.
Lonnie had come to Johannesburg prepared. He was here to meet the park ranger.
When Johnnie opened the door Mr. Cooper looked up from his book.
Rebecca opened the door to the bathroom. She checked her watch.
It was a evening full of promise. Roy put down his hairbrush as he led the courier into the lounge room.
Clifton could not feel anything.
There had never been an entertainer quite like Alfred Green, and he knew it.
Drairin Fleshwind raised her sword.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
The sound of the violin made Erika want to scream.
Sam hoped that no one was coming to his wedding.
The comedian opened the door, and led Eduardo inside.
The control room was deserted.
Minnie walked into the basement and looked at Miguel. "You make me exercise," she said.
Lady Vanessa was in one of her moods.
Jeanette scratched her hand.
Darryl opened the door to the guest room. The smell was surprisingly pleasant.
When Christina arrived at Christmas, everyone cried.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Kirk was relieved to see his wife.
When rain stopped, Gloria knew it was time to run.
The sheep was on the loose. Alice tried to remain calm.
Someone had invited a rabbit to Thanksgiving. Paul knew it wouldn't end well.
Allan lit a cigarette. It was going to be a long morning.
When Lee arrived at his wedding, Darren laughed at him.
Felicia fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Randy was shrinking. He took a bite of his chicken wing.
Lord Clifford was sitting in the office.
As soon as the funeral started, Carrie enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
If the marine didn't arrive soon, Lisa didn't know what she would do.
It was a brilliant afternoon. Frederick was in the park.
Curtis had come to London alone. He was here to meet the interpreter.
Jacqueline knew that Jeanne was questioning.
Christina could tell that Tanya was a beggar. She tried not to worry.
The music coming from the pantry made Connie uneasy.
For as long as Albert could remember, he'd wanted to be a taxi-driver.
Roland could see that Ivan was encouraged. He opened the door to the bathroom.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
Going to the woods was a foolhardy idea. Becky struggled to breathe.
Smoke was in the air. Nicole waited.
The kitchen was dark and oddly quiet.
Obaoral shielded her eyes against the blast.
Bruce was the best hypnotist around.
The captain opened the door, and led Pedro inside.
Rhonda could feel her heart beating.
Jennie was delighted to be alive.
Anthony hoped that the snake was negativistic.
It was a hot and humid night. Earl rubbed his hands together as he led the illustrator into the stable.
Julie had invited a doctor to Thanksgiving. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Ramon knew that the violinist was secretive.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Martin stopped and swallowed nervously.
On Tuesday, Bessie made connections.
Floyd lowered his gaze.
After spending a night in hospital, Harry was relieved to see his car.
When the sun rose, Javier knew it was time to sleep.
Francis had been waiting for Curtis for days. He picked up his key.
Lord Offencot was waiting in the library.
Lauren had never been to the bay. She looked at the time.
Carla was missing. She enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Renee staggered in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
As soon as Easter started, Joanne ground her teeth.
Bixeimin waited for the battle to begin.
"Winners don't quit," Curtis told himself as he waited on the window sill.
Delores was in the bomb-shelter. She had a bouquet in her hand.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
There had never been a wedding planner quite like Jordan Thomas, and he knew it.
Lord Rafael was in one of his moods.
Going to the lake was a bad idea. Lucille smiled.
Mary-Lou put down the pickle nervously.
Julia opened the door to the guest room. She had dreamed of this moment.
It was a clear and cloudless morning. Lillian chewed some gum as she led the captain into the dungeon.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Bobby want to cry.

Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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