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Carla was eating. She chewed some gum.
Jane had never been to the cave. She rubbed her hands together.
If the tailor didn't arrive soon, Hector didn't know what he would do.
Ann could see that the puppy was nervous.
As soon as Easter started, Ronald wanted a hot dog.
There had never been a librarian quite like Florence Davis, and she knew it.
It was a hot and humid spring night. Armando took a bite of his fishcake as he led the mathematician into the library.
Jeffery was the best cook in town.
Going to the ocean was a terrible idea. Ruth put down her milkshake.
When Jacob arrived at his grand opening, Clifford welcomed him.
Lucy closed her eyes and took a breath. It was going to be a tough morning.
When Jonathan opened the door Mrs. Garcia looked up from her work.
"This is crazy," Mitchell told himself as he waited at the concert.
Elas Fleshwish raised his axe.
Marie was suprised to be floating.
Love was in the air. Gladys looked at the time.
After spending a night in jail, Billy was relieved to see his husband.
Steve put down the fishcake nervously.
Elsie opened the door to the dungeon. She could not believe what she saw.
Manuel had come to Hell alone. He was here to meet the stonecutter.
Leo could tell that Herbert was a fashion designer. He tried not to smile.
It was a chilly morning. Ramon was in the bath.
Jamie had invited a percussionist to Thanksgiving. He knew it wouldn't end well.
On Tuesday, Kelly made laughter.
Lord Astertreath was in one of his moods.
Jo felt that the student was helpful.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Michael could not hear anything.
Lady Phyllis was in one of her moods.
As soon as the party started, Peter cracked open another beer.
Franklin staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Crystal was disappointed that Eleanor was coming to her wedding.
Joshua could tell that Roger was anxious. He opened the door to the attic.
The kitchen was the perfect location.
When Edna arrived at her grand opening, everyone rushed to see her.
Isaac could see that Jimmie was paternalistic.
When Ryan arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone stared in disbelief.
If the scout didn't arrive soon, Mary-Jo didn't know what she would do.
Clifford opened the door to the wine cellar. He went over the plan.
Bobbi-Jo was paying. She chewed her lip.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Carol waited.
Virginia had come to the palace prepared. She was here to meet the juggler.
There had never been a surgeon quite like Earl Hill, and he knew it.
Jennifer had never been to the forest. She took a long sip of her wine.
The teacher opened the door, and led Colleen inside.
For as long as Randall could remember, he'd wanted to be an undertaker.
Someone had invited a rabbit to the funeral. Sara knew the fun was about to begin.
Katie opened the door to the control room. She had dreamed of this moment.
Tesmealor shielded his eyes against the sun.
When Ted opened the door Mrs. Parker looked up from her work.
As soon as the party started, Michelle lowered her gaze.
The noises coming from the sauna made Dawn hopeful.
It was a long way to the desert. Ronnie stopped and meditated.
Catherine checked her watch.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Martha was relieved to see her boss.
"Maybe no one will notice," Antonio told himself as he waited in the cathedral.
Tara was suprised to be alone.
Frederick put down the chair nervously.
Bobbi-Jo was the best sheriff who ever lived.
It was a bleak, wintery evening. Vickie was in the bushes.
It started like any other day in the cafe. Danielle took a bite of her bagel.
Lillie walked into the bedroom and looked at Floyd. "You make me cry," she said.
Walter had been expecting Lawrence for five hours. He rubbed his hands together.
Kecheutra waited for the battle to begin.
Billy-Bob was growling. He set aside his hairbrush.
The bird had escaped. Sidney panicked.
Adam could tell that Terry was a scout. He tried not to laugh.
Natalie could see that Lillian was realistic. She opened the door to the garage.
Geraldine opened the door to the guest room. She took a bite of her bread-stick.
Jill could see that the octopus was argumentative.
Carl felt that Duane was dull.
Lord Ron was in one of his moods.
It was a clear and cloudless morning. Renee hoped for a miracle as she led the impersonator into the office.
Jay had invited a goldfish to Easter. He knew what to do.
On Saturday, Clarence made fudge.
Pereac Bloodhand raised his fist.
Anita fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Vivian was disappointed that no one was coming to her party.
When Ben opened the door Mr. Garcia looked up from his book.
Alfred chewed some gum.
It was a long way to the forest. Diana stopped and snapped her fingers.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Debbie was relieved to see her home.
It was a sad Monday morning. Todd was in the deli.
Jim-Bob took a bite of his burger. It was going to be a long day.
Barry opened the door to the living room. The odour was overwhelming.
Becky hoped that the dancer was spirited.
Presoe shielded his eyes against the sun.
Rick was delighted to be floating.
Adrian was outside the window. He had a toothbrush in his hand.
The smoke coming from the cell made Brandine hopeful.
The outhouse was a complete mess.
Iute arose from slumber.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Jennifer hesitant.
When Ian arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone rushed to see him.
Lord Sudine was in one of his moods.
"Maybe no one will notice," Cassandra told herself as she waited in the attic.
The interior designer opened the door, and led Michele inside.
As soon as the party started, Pauline grinned.
Mary-Lou felt that the bear was empathetic.
Lord Lloyd was in one of his moods.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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