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It was a hot and humid November night. Roger was in the bell-tower.
The sound of the waterfall made Everett want to cry.
Theodore staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
Danny opened the door to the bathroom. The silence was overwhelming.
Wruer leaned into the wind.
Joanne had invited a crab to Easter. She knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a long way to the mountain. Daniel stopped and took a bite of his apple.
Marvin hoped for a miracle. It was going to be a special evening.
Smoke was in the air. Cindy smiled knowingly.
When Dean arrived at his wedding, Ted gasped.
"All's well that ends well," Cory told himself as he waited in the temple.
If the tax collector didn't arrive soon, Amber didn't know what she would do.
For as long as Debra could remember, she'd wanted to be a beggar.
Philip hoped that the author was principled.
Teresa was the best programmer who ever lived.
Marilyn felt that Christine was inquisitive.
Xi shielded her eyes against the sun.
Someone had invited a tortoise to Thanksgiving. Bernice knew what to do.
On Saturday, Edward always made a decision.
Leslie was dancing. He took a bite of his croissant.
Terry could see that Rebecca was a spy. She tried not to laugh.
Luis hoped that Lance was coming to Christmas.
Brian had never been to the swamp. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
As soon as Easter started, Jeffrey took a long sip of his chocolate milk.
Tiffany opened the door to the cell. She checked her watch.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Anita could see that the chicken was amiable.
The bathroom was deserted.
Floyd staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Sidney could not hear anything.
There had never been a bartender quite like Max Davis, and he knew it.
Ravachaine arose from slumber.
Peggy walked into the outhouse and glanced at Nathan. "You make me cry," she said.
When Joyce opened the door Mrs. King looked up from her book.
The locksmith opened the door, and led Elsie inside.
When Rita arrived at her funeral, everyone gasped.
Love was in the air. William waited.
Thelma shrugged.
Stanley had been waiting for Ron for six days. He lowered his gaze.
The sound of laughter made Willie want to scream.
After spending a night on a plane, Peter was relieved to see his husband.
It was a damp afternoon. Sam was at the zoo.
The music coming from the outhouse made Stacey hopeful.
Someone had invited a porcupine to the party. Kathryn knew it wouldn't end well.
Kristin put down the licorice twist nervously.
Freddie had come to the fairy grotto prepared. He was here to meet the carver.
It was a bright and starry night. Ryan bit his fingernails as he led the physician into the cell.
If the dietician didn't arrive soon, Charlene didn't know what she would do.
When rain began, Sergio knew it was time to sleep.
For as long as Lydia could remember, she'd wanted to be an air traffic controller.
Milton was delighted to be alive.
As soon as Christmas started, Leon closed his eyes and took a breath.
Jimmy took a sip of his tea. It was going to be a special night.
Glenn could see that the sheepshearer was freewheeling.
Caroline hoped that Lisa was coming to her grand opening.
Zumayx shielded his eyes against the sun.
On Wednesday, Elizabeth always made it count.
Calvin had invited an impersonator to Thanksgiving. He knew the fun was about to begin.
The laundry was deserted.
Uvae Loveshine raised his shield.
Vanessa opened the door to the basement. She had dreamed of this moment.
Robert was sharing. He took a bite of his carrot.
Schuepo arose from slumber.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
Jessie nodded to the referee.
When Violet arrived at her grand opening, everyone laughed at her.
When Tamara opened the door Mrs. Jimén ez looked up from her book.
Joanne had been waiting for Bonnie for two days. She lowered her gaze.
If the publisher didn't arrive soon, Rodney didn't know what he would do.
Pamela could tell that Betty was a technician. She tried not to laugh.
It was a snowy morning. Leah was under the bridge.
Geraldine could see that the octopus was brilliant.
Bobbi-Jo was at the pub. She had a wrench in her hand.
Love was in the air. Lucy smiled knowingly.
Gertrude was the best governor in town.
Daryl walked into the library and looked at Jonathan. "You make me eat," he said.
Someone had invited an elephant to the wedding. Annie knew what to do.
Going to the gully was a nice idea. Marie closed her eyes and took a breath.
"Winners don't quit," Tim told himself as he waited in the prison.
Cathy staggered in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Margie was delighted to be free.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Alfredo swallowed nervously.
Christy could tell that Vicki was sadistic. She opened the door to the dungeon.
When rain began, Sally knew it was time to move on.
Francis put down the carrot nervously.
Elaine knew that everyone was coming to her party.
Brett had invited a wolf to his wedding. He knew the fun was about to begin.
The music coming from the laundry made Lena hopeful.
Boc shielded his eyes against the sun.
Keith could feel his life slipping away.
Joan was painting. She raised her hands.
Danielle opened the door to the chapel. She ground her teeth.
Julian could see that the thief was hostile.
Todd felt that Guy was shy.
Melvin had been expecting William for days. He questioned his decision.
Lewis could see that Ryan was a stunt double. He tried not to feel intimidated.
If the bandit didn't arrive soon, Brent didn't know what he would do.
Mario shrugged. It was going to be a long morning.
On Tuesday, Joseph always made history.
When Dean opened the door Mr. Jimén ez looked up from his book.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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