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Michele nodded to the beekeeper.
Geraldine opened the door to the basement. She took a bite of her burger.
Gerald fumbled in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
Katherine was the best programmer around.
Rostuator Worldbile raised her shield.
Dan put down the umbrella carefully.
Fariorz arose from slumber.
Cassandra knew that the busker was excitable.
Fernando was falling. He rubbed his hands together.
Mary walked into the basement and glanced at Derrick. "You make me happy," she said.
When Lisa opened the door Mr. Lewis looked up from his work.
Clifton knew that the alligator was mellow.
"No one will ever know," Michele told herself as she waited in the theatre.
The music coming from the bathroom made Pedro hopeful.
After spending a night under a bridge, Lillian was relieved to see her home.
April knew that Laura was colorful.
Eileen knew that everyone was coming to her funeral.
Smoke was in the air. Kay waited.
Veronica had invited an eagle to her grand opening. She knew the fun was about to begin.
As soon as Christmas started, Yvonne took a bite of her apple.
When Darren arrived at Easter, everyone cried.
On Tuesday, Katrina always made a mess.
It was a long and sleepless Wednesday night. Connie was outside the window.
Jamie could feel his life slipping away.
Judith had come to India prepared. She was here to meet the meteorologist.
Kent had been expecting Franklin for four hours. He took a sip of his wine.
The webmaster opened the door, and led Katherine inside.
Sam opened the door to the barn. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
Regina was suprised to be alive.
Pseertalor leaned into the wind.
There had never been a chicken sexer quite like Joyce Allen, and she knew it.
It was a clear February night. Katie rubbed her hands together as she led the police officer into the waiting room.
If the lifeguard didn't arrive soon, Constance didn't know what she would do.
Lady Connie was eating in the closet.
Jennie was at the aquarium. She had a blue highlighter in her hand.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
Betty had never been to the bay. She giggled to herself.
Going to the desert was a good idea. Max went over the plan.
Courtney felt that the scorpion was empty.
When the moon came up, Hilda knew it was time to move on.
Marc meditated. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
Daniel opened the door to the living room. He enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Jane could tell that Kimberly was a firefighter. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Wayne was leaving. He set aside his credit card.
Lady Stella was in one of her moods.
It was a long way to the ocean. Paul stopped and bit his fingernails.
After spending a night on the street, Thelma was relieved to see her husband.
Tracey was the best entrepreneur in town.
Lorarp leaned into the wind.
Bobby had been waiting for Micheal for hours. He struggled to breathe.
Dianne staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Julia opened the door to the living room. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Teresa was suprised to be floating.
The eagle had escaped. Darryl knew exactly what to do.
Glenda raised her hands.
When Lucille opened the door Mr. Martin looked up from his book.
On Sunday, Jessie made history.
The laundry was spotless.
As soon as the grand opening started, Sandra cracked open another beer.
It was a gloomy Tuesday morning. Arlene was on the porch.
Jim-Bob could see that Freddie was threatened. He opened the door to the basement.
Someone had invited a lamb to Christmas. Melvin knew it wouldn't end well.
Damuaren shielded his eyes against the light.
Christina put down the icecream slowly.
It was a dark, moonless night. Elizabeth straightened her clothes as she led the archer into the bathroom.
If the drug dealer didn't arrive soon, Vanessa didn't know what she would do.
There had never been a swimmer quite like Leslie Davis, and she knew it.
Marjorie had come to England prepared. She was here to meet the deputy.
When the moon came up, Natalie knew it was time to move on.
Mildred had invited an editor to her party. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Alan could not see anything.
Billie walked into the outhouse and glanced at Sarah-Jane. "You make me nervous," she said.
Mary-Lou could tell that Catherine was a carpenter. She tried not to worry.
When Melinda arrived at her grand opening, Susan rushed to see her.
Love was in the air. Edwin looked at the time.
The historian opened the door, and led Charlene inside.
Mary-Jo had been expecting Kay for days. She buttoned up her jacket.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Salvador was relieved to see his mother.
Jonathan opened the door to the lobby. He set aside his bagel.
Travis was relieved that Jesus was coming to his funeral.
Andy hoped for a miracle.
Amy was shining. She checked her watch.
For as long as Sandra could remember, she'd wanted to be a chef.
It was a glorious evening. Julio was in the office.
The bee had escaped. Christina knew exactly what to do.
Teresa hoped that Anne was tasteless.
When Gregory opened the door Mrs. Adams looked up from her book.
Katherine hoped that the dog was cautious.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
The sound of dogs barking made Terry laugh.
As soon as the party started, Arthur cracked open another beer.
Ted had never been to the bay. He lowered his gaze.
Sharon was on the porch. She had a corkscrew in her hand.
Zinuax Timeface raised her sword.
When Danny arrived at Christmas, Kurt laughed.
Joseph could tell that Alfredo was appreciative. He opened the door to the attic.
On Thursday, Virginia always made sense.
Gheih waited for the battle to begin.
After spending a night on the street, Annette was relieved to see her wife.
It was a long way to the bay. Loretta stopped and chewed some gum.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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