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Roger walked into the kitchen and looked at Erin. "You make me happy," he said.
If the spin doctor didn't arrive soon, Jim-Bob didn't know what he would do.
Pailyn waited for the battle to begin.
The goose was on the loose. Eduardo tried to remain calm.
Clayton knew that Dwayne was brilliant.
When Darren arrived at his wedding, Ken stared in disbelief.
It was a long way to the beach. Katherine stopped and took a long sip of her Dr. Pepper.
"Just be yourself," Shawn told himself as he waited in the lighthouse.
After spending a night in hell, Kay was relieved to see her mother.
It was a chilly Sunday night. Katrina was under the bridge.
Ruby was in the prison. She had a hairbrush in her hand.
When rain stopped, Frances knew it was time to move on.
Bobby was climbing. He wanted to be alone.
As soon as the funeral started, Charles took a bite of his slice of pizza.
The sound of the alarm made Delores laugh.
Douglas had never been to the peak. He took a long sip of his cocktail.
Allan felt that the record producer was inferior.
On Sunday, Clinton made lunch.
There had never been an antique dealer quite like Luis Allen, and he knew it.
Karen opened the door to the stable. She had dreamed of this moment.
Ernest opened the door to the lounge room. He checked his reflection.
When Nancy opened the door Mrs. Moore looked up from her book.
Someone had invited a camel to the party. Ellen knew the fun was about to begin.
William laughed to himself. It was going to be a momentous morning.
Freddie was delighted to be alive.
Bonnie had been waiting for Edith for five days. She nodded to the burglar.
Erik felt that the elephant was popular.
Thickeulis shielded his eyes against the blast.
Mary had come to Paris prepared. She was here to meet the sleuth.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
If the court jester didn't arrive soon, Jon didn't know what he would do.
The boatbuilder opened the door, and led Wade inside.
Norman could see that Glenn was sore.
It was a dull, insipid October morning. Chad was in the theatre.
It was a brilliant May morning. Jose took a long sip of his hot chocolate as he led the researcher into the dining room.
When Eileen arrived at Easter, everyone embraced her.
Lord Normagh was sitting in the closet.
Carol could see that Lynn was emotional. She opened the door to the stable.
It was a long way to the desert island. Marjorie stopped and swallowed nervously.
The noises coming from the bathroom made Alice hopeful.
Going to the pond was a great idea. Stanley wanted to find peace.
Zumei arose from slumber.
Lillian was the best scout in town.
Crystal was farting. She questioned her decision.
There had never been a sleuth quite like Walter Brooks, and he knew it.
Micheal knew that the student was flexible.
Timothy was worried that no one was coming to Easter.
Bonnie could see that Eva was a cameraman. She tried not to smile.
On Saturday, Kevin made it work.
Jim opened the door to the control room. His senses were overwhelmed.
Freddie snapped his fingers. It was going to be a tough morning.
When the sun rose, Willard knew it was time to sleep.
It started like any other evening in Berlin. Emily shrugged.
Alan had invited a chicken to his funeral. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Maureen put down the doll nervously.
Penny walked into the basement and glanced at Eileen. "You make me scream," she said.
"It's going to be okay," Erika told herself as she waited in the library.
Smoke was in the air. Elizabeth opened the door.
It was a long way to the pond. Dorothy stopped and wanted a friend.
When Marian arrived at Easter, Craig embraced her.
When Ricky opened the door Mr. King looked up from his book.
Mitchell was under the mountain. He had a spoon in his hand.
Chester hoped for a miracle.
Lady Bostbex was eating in the control room.
Mark had been expecting Tyler for two hours. He tried to hide.
Someone had invited a goose to Christmas. Bertha knew the fun was about to begin.
Alan could see that Chad was deep. He opened the door to the cloakroom.
For as long as Karen could remember, she'd wanted to be a juggler.
Olga could tell that Madison was a drummer. She tried not to worry.
Lord Castletoft was in one of his moods.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
There had never been a hairdresser quite like Michele Davis, and she knew it.
Jack was the best percussionist who ever lived.
The dungeon was covered in blood.
Krisia shielded his eyes against the sun.
As soon as the grand opening started, Erik took a bite of his icecream.
Terrence opened the door to the library. The silence was overwhelming.
The innkeeper opened the door, and led Armando inside.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Beatrice waited.
Eileen could see that Vivian was shortsighted.
It was a warm afternoon. Lester was in the temple.
Tuo arose from slumber.
Alexander was swimming. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
Going to the forest was a bad idea. Cassandra scratched her hand.
Clifford grinned. It was going to be a tough day.
Frances had never been to the lake. She laughed to herself.
Brenda could feel her heart beating.
Leslie staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
It was a long way to the sea. Joel stopped and enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
When Aaron arrived at his funeral, Jason gasped.
Perry had come to Brazil prepared. He was here to meet the lumberjack.
If the judge didn't arrive soon, Ian didn't know what he would do.
Mitchell hoped that Jonathan was coming to his grand opening.
Melvin could see that Jim was a taxi-driver. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Greg could see that Larry was perplexed. He opened the door to the laundry.
Derrick walked into the corridor and glanced at Vera. "You make me cry," he said.
Someone had invited a koala to Thanksgiving. Courtney knew what to do.
The dolphin was on the prowl. Arnold panicked.
When Beverly opened the door Mrs. Hill looked up from her work.
Joap shielded his eyes against the sun.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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