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Melissa had come to Australia prepared. She was here to meet the soldier.
Martha scratched her hand.
It was a wintery April afternoon. Jimmy wanted a croissant as he led the violinist into the lounge room.
Lord Fullermarch was in one of his moods.
There had never been a crook quite like Dustin Clark, and he knew it.
Albert opened the door to the walk-in freezer. He could not believe what he saw.
The laundry was the perfect location.
The music coming from the bathroom made Violet hopeful.
Norman could see that Barry was greedy. He opened the door to the attic.
Zeys leaned into the wind.
As soon as the funeral started, Gordon shrugged.
Marc had never been to the gully. He took a long sip of his beer.
It started like any other afternoon in the prison. Nina swallowed nervously.
Carmen fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Someone had invited a tiger to Thanksgiving. Patsy knew what to do.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Roberto want to cry.
On Sunday, Bartholomew made promises.
Noriu Stoneharvest raised his fist.
Jessie walked into the dining room and looked at Eric. "You make me shiver," she said.
Clifford hoped that the tortoise was graceless.
It was a bitter, endless night. Arnold was in the temple.
Ana opened the door to the attic. She raised her hands.
After spending a night on a plane, Connie was relieved to see her wife.
Pearl felt that Virginia was humiliated.
When rain began, Neil knew it was time to sleep.
Ivan was delighted to be alive.
"This is crazy," Margaret told herself as she waited at the bakery.
The elephant was on the prowl. Lydia panicked.
There had never been a sound technician quite like Anthony Allen, and he knew it.
When Tyler opened the door Mrs. Freeman looked up from her work.
For as long as Vernon could remember, he'd wanted to be a surgeon.
Kathy was at school. She had a chocolate milk in her hand.
Alan had come to France alone. He was here to meet the swimming coach.
Judith opened the door to the lobby. She was afraid of what she would find.
Matthew swallowed nervously. It was going to be a special afternoon.
The swineherd opened the door, and led Geraldine inside.
The dining room was ready.
When Joshua arrived at his party, Fred laughed.
Delores could see that the carpenter was positive.
William walked into the bathroom and glanced at Fernando. "You make me a better person," he said.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Eric opened the door.
Marcia fumbled in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
Swee arose from slumber.
Clana Sinwreath raised his shield.
The bright light coming from the cloakroom made Brett hopeful.
Someone had invited a lion to the grand opening. Sonia knew what to do.
Kelly took a long sip of her Gatorade.
Charlie put down the sandwich slowly.
Eliza-Jane had invited a seagull to Thanksgiving. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Christian could see that the chimpanzee was aimless.
It was a quiet January evening. Cassandra was outside the window.
Clinton could see that Calvin was a bodyguard. He tried not to laugh.
Marjorie had been expecting Agnes for two days. She wanted chocolate.
It was a typical day in the school. Joyce wiped the sweat from her brow.
As soon as Easter started, Kelly twiddled his thumbs.
Leah could see that Gloria was disorganized. She opened the door to the dungeon.
On Sunday, Barbara always made promises.
When Alfred opened the door Mrs. White looked up from her book.
Roland was in the hole. He had a bread-stick in his hand.
Javier was growling. He went over the plan.
Allen looked at the time. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
Felicia opened the door to the pantry. The smell was unmistakable.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Jamie want to scream.
Xyreu shielded his eyes against the blast.
When rain began, Olga knew it was time to find shelter.
After spending a night under a bridge, Heidi was relieved to see her mother.
It was a long way to the lake. Melinda stopped and took a sip of her margarita.
If the fortune-teller didn't arrive soon, Dustin didn't know what he would do.
When Madison arrived at her wedding, Yolanda cried.
Cynthia opened the door to the dungeon. She checked her watch.
Tyler had invited an alligator to Easter. He knew the fun was about to begin.
The scout opened the door, and led Kristen inside.
It was a rainy night. Bertha laughed to herself as she led the jeweler into the bedroom.
Kristin staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Ortiarick Soulshine raised his shield.
"Today is the day," Gordon told himself as he waited at the bus stop.
Lord Noorcott was in one of his moods.
For as long as Alfred could remember, he'd wanted to be an antique dealer.
Sandra could feel her life slipping away.
Maurice scratched his hand.
Charlene put down the carrot slowly.
Agnes was in the corner. She had a Coke in her hand.
Darryl could tell that Roland was a shaman. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Everett had come to India alone. He was here to meet the lifeguard.
Lloyd was delighted to be alive.
Going to the beach was a nice idea. Willie ground her teeth.
Lady Ecclesfirth was eating in the cell.
When Kathy opened the door Mr. Harris looked up from his book.
Maxine had been expecting Brandy for six days. She chewed some gum.
Brenda opened the door to the guest room. She was afraid of what she would find.
On Wednesday, Katie always made love.
The library was flooded.
It was a long way to the lake. Ray stopped and rubbed his hands together.
Nicole was the best captain bar none.
When Becky arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone welcomed her.
It was a evening full of promise. Jesse was in the bushes.
As soon as the grand opening started, Antonio grinned.
The smell coming from the garage made Alfred uneasy.
Peggy walked into the armory and looked at Lucy. "You make me run," she said.
Jeffrey could see that Joel was eloquent. He opened the door to the sauna.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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