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Rebecca was at school. She had a toothbrush in her hand.
Nellie walked into the dungeon and looked at Irene. "You make me worry," she said.
On Sunday, Catherine made time.
When Justin arrived at his wedding, Robin welcomed him.
Joshua hoped that the beggar was confident.
The sound of screaming children made Wendy laugh.
Alma had never been to the swamp. She giggled to herself.
As soon as Christmas started, Louise took a long sip of her daiquiri.
Melinda opened the door to the dining room. She had dreamed of this moment.
Wesley could see that Henry was critical. He opened the door to the cell.
Someone had invited a snake to Easter. Vera knew the fun was about to begin.
Wreamer waited for the battle to begin.
Lord Carlos was waiting in the living room.
It was a long way to the woods. Arnold stopped and straightened his hair.
The office was covered in blood.
Irma was losing. She snapped her fingers.
Peter twiddled his thumbs. It was going to be a tough morning.
"Time to shine," Jordan told himself as he waited at the mall.
Priscilla felt that the dinosaur was treacherous.
Love was in the air. Peggy opened the door.
For as long as Jon could remember, he'd wanted to be a sailor.
There had never been a printer quite like Jennie Thomas, and she knew it.
It was a rain-swept evening. Reginald was in the museum.
Roberto had come to Johannesburg prepared. He was here to meet the private detective.
Going to the river was a terrible idea. Billy-Bob crouched and tied his laces.
If the model didn't arrive soon, Ray didn't know what he would do.
After spending a night in hospital, Valerie was relieved to see her husband.
When rain began, Kevin knew it was time to move on.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Carla was the best taxi-driver around.
Judith was angry that Erin was coming to Christmas.
As soon as Easter started, Stella took a bite of her spring-roll.
On Monday, Ralph always made an igloo.
Ska Spacefist raised her fist.
The whale was on the prowl. Sergio knew exactly what to do.
Ryan could see that the courier was unpatriotic.
Stanley opened the door to the bedroom. His senses were overwhelmed.
Travis could feel his life slipping away.
Lonnie meditated. It was going to be a special morning.
Katherine had invited a teacher to her funeral. She knew what to do.
Chris walked into the lobby and glanced at Rose. "You make me happy," he said.
The dining room was dark and oddly quiet.
Agnes hoped that Pauline was crafty.
Dorothy opened the door to the kitchen. She picked up her glass.
Jennie could tell that June was free and easy. She opened the door to the wardrobe.
The clown opened the door, and led Craig inside.
Smoke was in the air. Shannon opened the door.
Charlie was drinking. He hoped for a miracle.
The bright light coming from the stable made Ella uneasy.
When Cory opened the door Mr. Davis looked up from his book.
Allan was in the nuclear power-plant. He had a pen in his hand.
When wolves began to howl, Sean knew it was time to run.
For as long as Byron could remember, he'd wanted to be a guard.
Frances was delighted to be floating.
Dwight put down the icecream slowly.
Soelti arose from slumber.
Elaine could see that Allison was a screenwriter. She tried not to laugh.
When Earl arrived at Christmas, everyone cried.
As soon as Easter started, Eduardo swallowed nervously.
It was a clear and cloudless March morning. Sandra was under the bridge.
Lloyd could feel his life slipping away.
Velma opened the door to the dining room. She had dreamed of this moment.
Brett had been waiting for Kelly for two hours. He took a bite of his croissant.
Lady Tillygate was in one of her moods.
Marcus was glad that no one was coming to his wedding.
Sue had never been to the valley. She scratched her hand.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
On Thursday, April always made love.
It was a long way to the pond. Kyle stopped and set aside his flute.
Someone had invited a cat to the grand opening. Joanne knew what to do.
When Curtis opened the door Mrs. Baker looked up from her book.
Constance could see that Dawn was competitive. She opened the door to the outhouse.
Paul walked into the stable and glanced at Alan. "You make me sweat," he said.
Love was in the air. Troy smiled knowingly.
Lord Craig was in one of his moods.
The chimpanzee was on the loose. Milton panicked.
Dustin hoped that Perry was fortunate.
Deanna nodded to the paramedic.
If the criminal didn't arrive soon, Jimmy didn't know what he would do.
As soon as the wedding started, John took a sip of his gin and tonic.
When Byron arrived at Easter, everyone fainted.
Lady Addlethorpe was reading in the kitchen.
There had never been a DJ quite like Pedro Morris, and he knew it.
Going to the lake was a foolhardy idea. Anthony snapped his fingers.
Glen felt that the chief of police was pessimistic.
Emma put down the chicken wing slowly.
Kloi Lovestorm raised her axe.
The bathroom was dark and oddly quiet.
Douglas opened the door to the office. The silence was overwhelming.
Perry was in the supermarket. He had a notepad in his hand.
Herman had come to Istanbul alone. He was here to meet the cartoonist.
"Time to shine," Leon told himself as he waited in the cafe.
Kelly was delighted to be alive.
Rorguilor waited for the battle to begin.
Shuoral shielded his eyes against the light.
Lydia was planking. She put down her Schnapps.
Emma opened the door to the corridor. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
Wade could see that the squirrel was enigmatic.
When Roger opened the door Mr. Wright looked up from his book.
On Saturday, Reginald made a mess.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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