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After spending a night in jail, Leonard was relieved to see his boss.
As soon as the party started, Irene buttoned up her jacket.
Vincent fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Going to the cave was a good idea. Norman whistled nonchalantly.
Debra felt that the duck was hateful.
When Lee arrived at Easter, Joel laughed at him.
There had never been a linguist quite like Derrick Allen, and he knew it.
Betty could see that Martha was a lawyer. She tried not to smile.
On Saturday, Jose made laughter.
Rosa opened the door to the cell. The silence was overwhelming.
Jay had invited a chicken to his funeral. He knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a clear winter evening. Vicki was in the hair salon.
Terry was glad that everyone was coming to Christmas.
Ronnie was the best florist bar none.
When Wilma arrived at her grand opening, everyone cried.
Chad was suprised to be floating.
The smell coming from the barn made Robin uneasy.
"Just try not to cry," Allison told herself as she waited in the hospital.
The control room was ready.
Phyllis opened the door to the kitchen. She shrugged.
Wanda had never been to the planet. She took a long sip of her chai.
Karl questioned his decision.
When Cody opened the door Mrs. Brooks looked up from her book.
Leonard felt that Carl was liberated.
Calvin had been expecting Joel for three hours. He shuddered in anticipation.
For as long as June could remember, she'd wanted to be a cook.
Smoke was in the air. Marie waited.
If the busker didn't arrive soon, Monica didn't know what she would do.
Ida smiled knowingly. It was going to be a momentous morning.
As soon as the grand opening started, Dennis cracked open another beer.
The puppy had escaped. Wayne tried to remain calm.
The dietician opened the door, and led Nelson inside.
Connie opened the door to the dining room. The stench was overwhelming.
Gwendolyn put down the teddy bear carefully.
When Paul arrived at Christmas, Jay ignored him.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
It was a long way to the planet. Terrence stopped and took a long sip of his lemonade.
When rain stopped, Mathew knew it was time to sleep.
Leroy knew that no one was coming to his wedding.
Bartholomew knew that the fox was wary.
It was a long and sleepless Friday night. Leslie buttoned up her jacket as she led the sleuth into the dungeon.
After spending a night on the street, Joseph was relieved to see his father.
The bright light coming from the living room made Cindy uneasy.
It was a crisp morning. Francisco was around the corner.
Krisuere waited for the battle to begin.
The laundry was full of smoke.
There had never been a musician quite like Melissa Jimén ez, and she knew it.
Everett could feel his heart beating.
Gordon had come to Athens prepared. He was here to meet the actor.
Going to the mountain was a good idea. Carlos shrugged.
On Friday, Jim-Bob made dumplings.
Miriam was the best firefighter in town.
When Juanita opened the door Mrs. Wright looked up from her book.
Christopher knew that Philip was lying.
Bessie fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Laura-May had been waiting for Marian for four hours. She bit her fingernails.
Lord Polbridge was in one of his moods.
Jeremy walked into the bedroom and looked at Linda. "You make me exercise," he said.
As soon as Easter started, Karl nodded to the dogcatcher.
Lord Ronnie was in one of his moods.
Julie opened the door to the bathroom. She could not believe what she saw.
For as long as Benjamin could remember, he'd wanted to be a chauffeur.
Diane opened the door to the pantry. She sucked her teeth.
Crystal could tell that Glenda was a deputy. She tried not to smile.
When Kevin arrived at Thanksgiving, Lucy booed him.
When Evelyn arrived at her party, Martha gasped.
It was a long way to the desert island. Howard stopped and questioned his plan.
Julio put down the bike nervously.
There had never been a bonecarver quite like Georgia Williams, and she knew it.
Someone had invited a crow to Easter. Jesse knew the fun was about to begin.
Zomis arose from slumber.
Barbara went over the plan.
Beatrice could tell that Judith was unique. She opened the door to the garage.
The sound of the drill made Kathleen angry.
Ethel was in the theatre. She had a toothbrush in her hand.
Karen closed her eyes and took a breath. It was going to be a tough evening.
The smell coming from the laundry made Matthew uneasy.
It started like any other evening in the temple. Nicholas chewed some gum.
As soon as Christmas started, Tammy chewed her lip.
Mary-Jo had come to the escape-pod prepared. She was here to meet the pickpocket.
Marc was the best pirate in town.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Emily smiled knowingly.
Going to the planet was a bad idea. Jordan cracked open another beer.
Robin hoped that the dentist was deceitful.
"Show no mercy," Perry told himself as he waited on the window sill.
It was a hot winter evening. Jo-Ellen was at the travel agent.
If the salesperson didn't arrive soon, Chris didn't know what he would do.
Diane walked into the basement and looked at Jeremy. "You make me dance," she said.
Leroy knew that the eagle was disorderly.
Lady Ecclesden was sitting in the office.
Michael was suprised to be free.
When rain began, Melinda knew it was time to move on.
Howard fumbled in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
For as long as April could remember, she'd wanted to be a bartender.
When Katie arrived at her party, everyone welcomed her.
Rachel had invited a cab driver to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a typical afternoon in the butcher. Ryan took a bite of his bread-stick.
It was a clear night. Marc nodded to the assassin as he led the mayor into the sauna.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Shawn checked his reflection.
Kimberly opened the door to the bedroom. She rubbed her hands together.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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