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The sheep had escaped. Geraldine knew exactly what to do.
Lady Stanhay was reading in the laundry.
Jennie knew that the octopus was reliable.
When Everett arrived at Easter, everyone rushed to see him.
It started like any other morning in the casino. Christina took a long sip of her lemonade.
Julian had been expecting Tyler for six days. He knew it wasn't too late.
Dwayne was planking. He giggled to himself.
Dale had invited a shaman to Thanksgiving. He knew what to do.
When rain stopped, Dennis knew it was time to run.
Lady Lucille was sitting in the outhouse.
Someone had invited a kitten to Christmas. Ray knew it wouldn't end well.
Triertatyra shielded his eyes against the sun.
It was a long way to the beach. Marc stopped and questioned his decision.
Mary could tell that Annie was a security guard. She tried not to worry.
Lydia opened the door to the office. She smiled knowingly.
Jeremy put down the teddy bear carefully.
Pearl knew that the swineherd was difficult.
The bright light coming from the control room made Julie hopeful.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Jo struggled to breathe.
It was a brilliant Sunday afternoon. Fernando was in the chapel.
Billy-Bob opened the door to the studio. He was afraid of what he might find.
Lord Jonathan was in one of his moods.
The chapel was full of smoke.
When Ana opened the door Mr. Brooks looked up from his book.
Kent knew that Jerome was competitive.
Darren could tell that Ken was familial. He opened the door to the kitchen.
It was a hot and humid summer night. Jimmie checked his reflection as he led the comedian into the guest room.
"Time to shine," Debra told herself as she waited in the corner.
When Allison arrived at her funeral, everyone ignored her.
John staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Alberto went over the plan.
Melanie had come to the lighthouse alone. She was here to meet the taxidermist.
The sound of polystyrene scraping made Jorge angry.
Tommy had never been to the woods. He lowered his gaze.
If the janitor didn't arrive soon, Byron didn't know what he would do.
Javier was in the shower. He had a Coke in his hand.
Lloyd was the best detective bar none.
Mattie was suprised to be alone.
When Steven arrived at Easter, Nelson gasped.
As soon as Christmas started, Marion bit her fingernails.
Eddie opened the door to the attic. He questioned his decision.
Olam Skystruck raised his fist.
John was choosing. He buttoned up his jacket.
It was a clear and cloudless March night. Olga was in the closet.
Ghethu waited for the battle to begin.
For as long as Kenneth could remember, he'd wanted to be a minister.
Someone had invited a chicken to the party. Carlos knew what to do.
Mildred had been expecting Jessica for two days. She hoped for a miracle.
Johnny staggered in the gloom. The walls were damp.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Eileen waited.
Glen knew that Darryl was responsive.
Diane opened the door to the lobby. The stench was unmistakable.
Ken had invited a fashion designer to his funeral. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Dale could see that Samuel was a senator. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Dan hoped that no one was coming to Easter.
Tyrone hoped that the priest was resourceful.
Lady Bostwood was in one of her moods.
It was a brilliant August morning. Brian wanted chocolate as he led the medic into the bathroom.
It was a typical day in Germany. Alvin scratched his hand.
Katherine took a long sip of her macchiato.
As soon as the grand opening started, Marc checked his phone.
Darryl had come to New York alone. He was here to meet the dogcatcher.
The sound of polystyrene scraping made Barbara laugh.
Carl could not see anything.
When Lillian arrived at her wedding, Marsha ignored her.
When Salvador arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone stared in disbelief.
The library was locked.
If the artist didn't arrive soon, Michael didn't know what he would do.
"Just breathe," Caroline told herself as she waited at the football stadium.
Alfred was acting. He took a bite of his chicken wing.
On Saturday, Ida made a home.
A sense of magic was in the air. Donald waited.
It was a quiet night. Pauline was in the attic.
Lord Corey was reading in the basement.
There had never been a zookeeper quite like Lee Allen, and he knew it.
Someone had invited a lamb to Thanksgiving. Marsha knew the fun was about to begin.
Naew Bloodburner raised his shield.
Patsy was the best burglar around.
Joy opened the door to the library. She had dreamed of this moment.
For as long as Dora could remember, she'd wanted to be a DJ.
Tamara knew that everyone was coming to Christmas.
The dolphin was on the loose. Penny panicked.
The noises coming from the corridor made Earl uneasy.
Betty had never been to the lake. She rubbed her hands together.
Vanessa could tell that Caroline was brave. She opened the door to the office.
Rosemary had been expecting Eileen for two days. She checked her phone.
After spending a night under a bridge, Mary-Beth was relieved to see her wife.
Esther went over the plan. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
It was a long way to the swamp. Katrina stopped and lit a cigarette.
It was a dark, moonless February night. Wilma straightened her hair as she led the beautician into the attic.
Dennis was in the bushes. He had a Guinness in his hand.
Bruce knew that the kangaroo was wealthy.
Tim had come to the pyramids alone. He was here to meet the boatbuilder.
If the poet didn't arrive soon, Bobbie didn't know what she would do.
Lord Nicholas was in one of his moods.
As soon as Easter started, Vicki took a sip of her smoothie.
Julio hoped that the publisher was prudent.
Justin had invited a monkey to his wedding. He knew what to do.
When Terrence arrived at his funeral, everyone rushed to see him.
Darrell opened the door to the cell. His senses were overwhelmed.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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