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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
Someone had invited a crocodile to Easter. Bryan knew it wouldn't end well.
As soon as the wedding started, Marie crouched and tied her laces.
Lonnie could see that Craig was a minister. He tried not to worry.
Leon opened the door to the wardrobe. His senses were overwhelmed.
When rain stopped, Cindy knew it was time to find shelter.
Curtis looked at the time.
Mario felt that the hamster was well-meaning.
Leo was angry that everyone was coming to his party.
The sound of the angle-grinder made Harry hesitant.
When Fred opened the door Mr. Hall looked up from his book.
After spending a night on a train, Martin was relieved to see his father.
Bob was paying. He twiddled his thumbs.
Victor had invited a moose to his funeral. He knew what to do.
On Friday, Geraldine made love.
Sliapo leaned into the wind.
It was a tumultuous afternoon. Willard was behind the bikeshed.
It was a long way to the hill. Harold stopped and wanted a carrot.
There had never been an astronaut quite like Jackie Thomas, and she knew it.
Wallace was the best exterminator who ever lived.
Jimmie was outside the window. He had a mochaccino in his hand.
Love was in the air. Pearl waited.
Ieme shielded his eyes against the light.
Peggy scratched her hand. It was going to be a fantastic night.
Catherine hoped that the publisher was reactionary.
Jennie felt that Ann was irresponsible.
Irpoiynn Spiritshine raised his axe.
Marlene had never been to the hill. She closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Going to the lake was a good idea. Tracey snapped her fingers.
When Melissa arrived at her wedding, Margie embraced her.
David opened the door to the studio. He chewed his lip.
Someone had invited a tiger to Christmas. Miriam knew it wouldn't end well.
If the explorer didn't arrive soon, Leah didn't know what she would do.
When Ruth arrived at her party, Stella cried.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
June staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
The music coming from the sauna made Angela hopeful.
When wolves began to howl, Carolyn knew it was time to move on.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Nora checked her watch.
Jill could see that the moose was unlucky.
Yolanda opened the door to the kitchen. The silence was overwhelming.
The bedroom was flooded.
Ramona walked into the laundry and looked at Alfredo. "You make me happy," she said.
Lucille could not feel anything.
Johnnie was suprised to be free.
Jessica was in the cathedral. She had a 7-up in her hand.
The fox was on the prowl. Adam pretended not to notice.
Kelly could feel his heart beating.
Mary-Jo had invited a pig to her party. She knew what to do.
It was a long way to the forest. Rodney stopped and lowered his gaze.
Going to the ocean was a foolhardy idea. Steven took a sip of his Gatorade.
There had never been a tax collector quite like Angela Law son, and she knew it.
April had never been to the lake. She nodded to the mason.
Psoormu arose from slumber.
"It's now or never," Sean told himself as he waited around the corner.
Gordon was glad that no one was coming to his grand opening.
It was a typical afternoon in the nuclear power-plant. Alicia picked up her cup.
Sam hoped that Charles was snoopy.
Tony had been expecting Ricky for two hours. He enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
The smell coming from the bedroom made Barbara uneasy.
As soon as the wedding started, Glenda questioned her decision.
Dean opened the door to the control room. His senses were overwhelmed.
It was a rainy August night. Johnny was in the closet.
When wolves began to howl, Maureen knew it was time to sleep.
Theodore buttoned up his jacket.
If the pastor didn't arrive soon, Pearl didn't know what she would do.
Wendy hoped that the lighthouse-keeper was cute.
Vincent fumbled in the gloom. The walls were rough.
Arlene opened the door to the living room. She meditated.
When Travis arrived at his party, everyone laughed.
Lady Joan was in one of her moods.
Cody was delighted to be alone.
Going to the sea was a terrible idea. Sue lit a cigarette.
Eugene could see that the koala was intuitive.
Am Bondstruck raised his fist.
Alan checked his phone. It was going to be a momentous evening.
On Sunday, Tracey always made a fortune.
Kristin had invited an ant to her party. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Jerry put down the sandwich slowly.
The music coming from the barn made Kathryn hopeful.
Craig knew that Clyde was eloquent.
There had never been a doctor quite like Tiffany Parker, and she knew it.
"Time to shine," Perry told himself as he waited in the clock-tower.
Pedro had been waiting for Vincent for three days. He nodded to the knight.
Stacy hoped that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
The living room was a complete mess.
Jeff had never been to the cave. He smiled knowingly.
It was a long way to the valley. Benjamin stopped and put down his hairbrush.
It was a lazy Monday night. Jack wanted to find peace as he led the priest into the bathroom.
Neil could tell that Ronald was scheming. He opened the door to the attic.
Loretta was listening. She chewed her lip.
After spending a night in the airport, Ted was relieved to see his father.
It was a night full of promise. Ethel was at the gate.
Kyle was over the hill. He had a wrench in his hand.
Willard was the best drummer bar none.
When Walter arrived at Easter, everyone fainted.
When Ross opened the door Mrs. Parker looked up from her book.
For as long as Rene could remember, he'd wanted to be an assassin.
Joan took a bite of her banana.
Raymond walked into the cell and looked at Corey. "You make me sing," he said.
Clara had come to the escape-pod prepared. She was here to meet the screenwriter.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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