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There had never been a herbalist quite like Holly Young, and she knew it.
Victor could tell that Matthew was a record producer. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Brian could tell that Dave was gracious. He opened the door to the guest room.
Dreab leaned into the wind.
Arthur fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Everett took a long sip of his Guinness.
On Saturday, Thelma made sushi.
Steven was in the cathedral. He had a banana in his hand.
It started like any other night in the lobby. Morris questioned his plan.
When Bobby arrived at his wedding, everyone ignored him.
The programmer opened the door, and led Eliza-Jane inside.
Someone had invited a chimpanzee to Easter. Kathleen knew it wouldn't end well.
After spending a night under a bridge, Freddie was relieved to see his wife.
It was a damp Sunday afternoon. Travis was in the corner.
When Ronnie opened the door Mr. Martin ez looked up from his book.
"They know it was me," Charlene told herself as she waited in the nuclear power-plant.
When the sun rose, Isaac knew it was time to run.
Dwight took a sip of his Powerade. It was going to be a long evening.
Lady Kingcot was eating in the guest room.
It was a long way to the desert. Peggy stopped and questioned her decision.
Balei Skywave raised her shield.
The turtle had escaped. Sylvia pretended not to notice.
Everett hoped that Bob was coming to Easter.
George opened the door to the attic. He was afraid of what he might find.
If the conductor didn't arrive soon, Melissa didn't know what she would do.
Lady Jessie was sitting in the barn.
Andrea was delighted to be alive.
Jo-Ellen opened the door to the living room. She shrugged.
Jaime could see that Patrick was a pharmacist. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Jordan was in the food court. He had a notepad in his hand.
Jackie fumbled in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
Marc had never been to the mountain. He went over the plan.
Carla could see that Wanda was precise. She opened the door to the kitchen.
Elizabeth was the best candlemaker in town.
The stable was ready.
Iaree arose from slumber.
Diana hoped that Karen was naive.
It was a typical day in the pub. Calvin took a long sip of his coffee.
It was a bitter, endless night. Eddie was on the roof.
Someone had invited an alligator to Thanksgiving. Kristina knew it wouldn't end well.
As soon as the wedding started, Esther closed her eyes and took a breath.
Gwendolyn had been waiting for Janet for four days. She wanted a chicken wing.
The factory worker opened the door, and led Robert inside.
Steven had invited an owl to his funeral. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Bobbie-Sue knew that the busker was dissonant.
Willie was dancing. She raised her hands.
When Clayton opened the door Mrs. Adams looked up from her work.
Lady Delores was in one of her moods.
Nina had come to Rome alone. She was here to meet the interior designer.
On Friday, Maria made a difference.
Rachel could not hear anything.
If the hypnotist didn't arrive soon, Pamela didn't know what she would do.
It was a evening full of promise. Maurice chewed his lip as he led the goldsmith into the garage.
When Carmen arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone embraced her.
Clarence opened the door to the guest room. He had dreamed of this moment.
Myrtle opened the door to the barn. She raised her hands.
Helen put down the guitar carefully.
The music coming from the lounge room made Brett hopeful.
Earl fumbled in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
The horse had escaped. Margaret knew exactly what to do.
Lord Polhay was waiting in the lobby.
Gwendolyn giggled to herself. It was going to be a fantastic afternoon.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Lawrence want to scream.
It was a long way to the beach. Glenda stopped and meditated.
Wendy could see that Jennie was an explorer. She tried not to worry.
When Connie arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone laughed.
Travis was the best taxidermist in town.
Mabel walked into the bedroom and glanced at Kevin. "You make me want to shout," she said.
Valerie was down the well. She had a key in her hand.
It was a typical morning in the shop. Larry took a long sip of his ale.
For as long as Bernard could remember, he'd wanted to be an assassin.
Mario had invited a wolf to his grand opening. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Lady Crystal was sitting in the dining room.
Allen could see that Sergio was soft.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Amanda looked at the time.
William chewed his lip.
After spending a night in the airport, John was relieved to see his home.
Monica knew that the fox was suave.
Brandon could feel his heart beating.
As soon as Easter started, Jeanette enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Janice opened the door to the basement. She was afraid of what she might find.
Someone had invited a kitten to the wedding. Dale knew the fun was about to begin.
Lena could see that Louise was earthy. She opened the door to the attic.
Marc opened the door to the laundry. He checked his reflection.
Jimmie felt that the photographer was lucky.
There had never been a chef quite like Bertha Campbell, and she knew it.
Lois had never been to the gully. She chewed some gum.
Lady Krawport was in one of her moods.
Danny could see that Lonnie was an antique dealer. He tried not to worry.
Glen staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
It was a night full of promise. Sandra raised her hands as she led the executioner into the wardrobe.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
When Gary arrived at Easter, everyone cried.
Betty was suprised to be free.
The outhouse was covered in blood.
Leah had been waiting for Daisy for two hours. She smiled knowingly.
The sound of the waves made Tamara want to cry.
If the dentist didn't arrive soon, Enrique didn't know what he would do.
Gladys could feel her life slipping away.
Aerdo shielded his eyes against the light.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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