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Tara put down the celery stick slowly.
When Bobbi-Jo opened the door Mrs. Brooks looked up from her book.
For as long as Paula could remember, she'd wanted to be a sheriff.
Stacy had come to Beijing prepared. She was here to meet the detective.
The bright light coming from the control room made Jean hopeful.
There had never been a dentist quite like Arthur Miller, and he knew it.
It was a long way to the reef. Toni stopped and grinned.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Kay opened the door to the basement. She scratched her hand.
Rebecca walked into the attic and looked at Brad. "You make me afraid," she said.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Lester was relieved to see his husband.
Jo-Ellen had invited a wombat to Thanksgiving. She knew it wouldn't end well.
As soon as the grand opening started, Kenneth knew it wasn't too late.
When Jackie arrived at her party, Cheryl cried.
Eiloenys shielded her eyes against the blast.
If the clerk didn't arrive soon, Ted didn't know what he would do.
Gilbert was delighted to be alive.
Greshiwyn Sinwind raised his axe.
The dog had escaped. Sergio tried to remain calm.
Sarah-Jane opened the door to the outhouse. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Dawn had been expecting Kathy for five hours. She took a bite of her bagel.
Ivan was in the museum. He had a notepad in his hand.
Rick was disappointed that Robert was coming to his wedding.
Alfred had never been to the sea. He lowered his gaze.
Ramon hoped that Walter was hopeful.
The sound of polystyrene scraping made Tara want to cry.
On Sunday, Dave made noises.
The wardrobe was locked.
It was a typical night in the cathedral. Cynthia scratched her hand.
Maxine could feel her heart beating.
It was a bitterly cold September night. Alberto was in the theatre.
Ella chewed her lip. It was going to be a long day.
Going to the waterfall was a bad idea. Hugh shuddered in anticipation.
Caroline could see that Erika was competitive. She opened the door to the library.
For as long as Ivan could remember, he'd wanted to be a beautician.
Arnold fumbled in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Helen put down the pickle slowly.
Benjamin knew that the air traffic controller was touchy.
Paul opened the door to the conservatory. He could not believe what he saw.
When Tracey opened the door Mrs. Smith looked up from her work.
Johnny had come to London alone. He was here to meet the chicken sexer.
Ann was suprised to be free.
When Wesley arrived at Christmas, Eduardo welcomed him.
When Doris arrived at her wedding, everyone laughed.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Claudia scratched her hand.
Denise could see that the cat was intrigued.
Anna had invited a clerk to Easter. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Smoke was in the air. Willie opened the door.
Victor was in the clock-tower. He had a credit card in his hand.
Someone had invited a crab to the funeral. Harvey knew what to do.
Debra could tell that Velma was a servant. She tried not to feel intimidated.
It was a foggy summer evening. Frank chuckled to himself as he led the lumberjack into the sauna.
Ilivuire waited for the battle to begin.
If the spelunker didn't arrive soon, Felicia didn't know what she would do.
Jerry questioned his plan.
The music coming from the chapel made Gladys uneasy.
Elizabeth hoped that everyone was coming to Christmas.
Lady Lillie was reading in the conservatory.
Terrance opened the door to the kitchen. He snapped his fingers.
Wallace walked into the lounge room and looked at Carl. "You make me exercise," he said.
Carla opened the door to the outhouse. The stench was unmistakable.
For as long as Debbie could remember, she'd wanted to be a coroner.
It was a long way to the desert. Cheryl stopped and took a sip of her milkshake.
When Harold opened the door Mrs. Tremblay looked up from her work.
"Dare to dream," Pearl told herself as she waited outside the window.
Eva felt that Nina was guileless.
Rosa fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
Louis had been waiting for Lance for days. He whistled nonchalantly.
Judith was suprised to be free.
Uotch Feargreeter raised her fist.
It started like any other morning in the deli. Brandy bit her fingernails.
The sound of the alarm made Sheila hesitant.
After spending a night on the street, Carl was relieved to see his home.
As soon as Christmas started, Ron closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
There had never been a truck driver quite like Philip Garcia, and he knew it.
Leslie was in the bomb-shelter. She had a Jim Beam in her hand.
When rain stopped, Edith knew it was time to sleep.
The lawyer opened the door, and led Paula inside.
Regina knew that the sheep was extreme.
Morarl arose from slumber.
Victor could feel his heart beating.
April put down the ball slowly.
If the pirate didn't arrive soon, Jay didn't know what he would do.
It was a typical morning in the hair salon. Angel wanted a hot dog.
When Billie arrived at Easter, Olga embraced her.
The lemur had escaped. Annie knew exactly what to do.
The music coming from the bathroom made Andy hopeful.
Someone had invited a zebra to Thanksgiving. Jesse knew the fun was about to begin.
Marie could see that Catherine was disciplined. She opened the door to the control room.
The classroom was deserted.
Phyllis had come to Hell prepared. She was here to meet the beekeeper.
Melvin was worried that everyone was coming to his party.
It was a chilly April night. Ronald was in the basement.
When June arrived at Christmas, everyone cried.
On Monday, Gwendolyn made a contribution.
Mary-Jo opened the door to the garage. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
Carl opened the door to the dining room. The silence was overwhelming.
Michele could not see anything.
Cheryl was the best chicken sexer who ever lived.
For as long as Harold could remember, he'd wanted to be a fortune-teller.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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