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Rerz Sunwave raised her sword.
Aurteo waited for the battle to begin.
Jeremy put down the bratwurst carefully.
It was a bleak, wintery night. Megan enjoyed the feeling of anticipation as she led the spy into the laundry.
There had never been a zookeeper quite like Sherri Miller, and she knew it.
Wilma could see that Yolanda was a sage. She tried not to laugh.
When Craig arrived at his wedding, everyone laughed at him.
Bonnie had been expecting Victoria for four hours. She struggled to breathe.
Mary-Jo had never been to the forest. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
As soon as the grand opening started, Jesus rubbed his hands together.
The bricklayer opened the door, and led Herman inside.
For as long as Manuel could remember, he'd wanted to be a factory worker.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Morris could see that Mike was callous.
Tanya opened the door to the classroom. The silence was overwhelming.
When Bryan opened the door Mr. Williams looked up from his book.
After spending a night in hell, Theodore was relieved to see his home.
Lord Albert was waiting in the basement.
Terry could feel her heart beating.
Ashley was the best ninja who ever lived.
When wolves began to howl, Madison knew it was time to move on.
Carol had come to Beijing alone. She was here to meet the busker.
Carmen was at the travel agent. She had a wrench in her hand.
"Maybe no one will notice," Lori told herself as she waited at the wax museum.
The control room was locked.
Eva took a bite of her hot dog. It was going to be a tough night.
It was a long way to the river. Melanie stopped and set aside her toothbrush.
Amber was crying. She buttoned up her jacket.
Derek could tell that Richard was stoic. He opened the door to the garage.
When Nina arrived at her wedding, Pearl laughed.
Maureen hoped that everyone was coming to Easter.
Ramon could not hear anything.
Allison staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
Going to the valley was a bad idea. Cory took a sip of his chai.
On Saturday, Ted made a plan.
It was a clear, bright evening. Duane questioned his decision as he led the chicken sexer into the outhouse.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Sheila was at the train station.
There had never been a security guard quite like Joshua Washington, and he knew it.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Lois smiled knowingly.
Voorpe leaned into the wind.
As soon as the party started, Jaime chewed some gum.
Ghiamun shielded her eyes against the light.
Wilma opened the door to the classroom. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Dwayne could feel his heart beating.
Glenda hoped that the drug dealer was intelligent.
Nina felt that the puppy was sulky.
When Rene arrived at his grand opening, Michael embraced him.
Ron opened the door to the lobby. He took a long sip of his piña colada.
If the lifeguard didn't arrive soon, Erik didn't know what he would do.
Shane raised his hands. It was going to be a tough day.
After spending a night under a bridge, Jay was relieved to see his wife.
When the sun rose, Walter knew it was time to move on.
Joan put down the chair nervously.
Eleanor was believing. She shrugged.
"You deserve this," Clifton told himself as he waited in the bell-tower.
For as long as Marion could remember, she'd wanted to be a boatbuilder.
Lloyd had been waiting for Alberto for days. He took a bite of his croissant.
Lonnie hoped that Leo was determined.
It was a bright and starry January night. Diana was at the travel agent.
Lady Ecclesmere was in one of her moods.
When Tommy opened the door Mrs. Baker looked up from her work.
Viola could see that Katie was a gondolier. She tried not to worry.
Ella had never been to the pond. She sucked her teeth.
Going to the cave was a foolhardy idea. Marlene struggled to breathe.
Carmen fumbled in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
The outhouse was the perfect location.
It was a warm Friday evening. Francisco took a sip of his long white as he led the shaman into the pantry.
On Tuesday, Beth made the world better.
The fox was on the loose. Felix pretended not to notice.
The noises coming from the control room made Marshall uneasy.
As soon as Easter started, Claudia set aside her mouse.
It was a long way to the beach. Sue stopped and took a bite of her slice of pizza.
Jennie could not feel anything.
Maurice walked into the attic and looked at Aaron. "You make me sad," he said.
When Jared arrived at his wedding, everyone cried.
Oock arose from slumber.
Ramona opened the door to the barn. The silence was overwhelming.
Max closed his eyes and took a breath. It was going to be a special day.
After spending a night in the airport, Phillip was relieved to see his mother.
Bobbi-Jo could see that the archaeologist was serene.
The sniper opened the door, and led Sidney inside.
It was a beautiful night. Tyler was in the nuclear power-plant.
Zoh shielded his eyes against the blast.
Priscilla felt that the moose was excitable.
If the goldsmith didn't arrive soon, Tommy didn't know what he would do.
Rick opened the door to the guest room. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
Jeremy had been expecting Tim for hours. He went over the plan.
Ethel bit her fingernails.
When Janice opened the door Mr. Campbell looked up from his book.
The sound of snoring made Kay angry.
Freddie could tell that Kelly was enthusiastic. He opened the door to the barn.
Rosa had invited a percussionist to her party. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Arnold had come to China alone. He was here to meet the politician.
On Wednesday, Deanna always made an igloo.
Leo staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
Lord Greenkirk was waiting in the library.
There had never been a captain quite like Ronald Washington, and he knew it.
Smoke was in the air. Mark looked at the time.
Elsie felt that Debbie was cute.
When the sun rose, Derek knew it was time to move on.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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