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On Monday, Courtney made a deal.
Benjamin was in the shop. He had a corkscrew in his hand.
There had never been a monk quite like Javier Wat son, and he knew it.
Marcia opened the door to the studio. The odour was unbearable.
As soon as the grand opening started, Freddie hoped for a miracle.
Elly-May was jumping. She took a bite of her chicken wing.
When the moon came up, Tracey knew it was time to move on.
Luld arose from slumber.
The cat had escaped. Anne pretended not to notice.
It was a fun Sunday afternoon. Marcus was in the fridge.
Jean fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Sidney could see that Brent was energetic.
Laura had invited a judge to Thanksgiving. She knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a long and sleepless night. Monica crouched and tied her laces as she led the singer into the waiting room.
When Louis arrived at his grand opening, Ralph stared in disbelief.
When Amber opened the door Mrs. Carter looked up from her work.
Audrey had come to the fairy grotto alone. She was here to meet the florist.
Bryan chewed some gum.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Todd waited.
Dwayne was the best court jester in town.
Kimberly could not see anything.
Someone had invited a donkey to the wedding. Clara knew the fun was about to begin.
After spending a night under a bridge, Daryl was relieved to see his wife.
Dan had never been to the sea. He nodded to the shoemaker.
The sound of the blender made Florence angry.
Francis could tell that Charlie was a jeweler. He tried not to worry.
Tara could feel her life slipping away.
The bedroom was deserted.
The fish was on the loose. Earl pretended not to notice.
"You deserve this," Doris told herself as she waited in the basement.
Tony could tell that Bobby was thievish. He opened the door to the outhouse.
On Wednesday, Antonio always made money.
It was a clear evening. Daniel was at the football stadium.
Terrence felt that the monkey was outspoken.
Patricia opened the door to the kitchen. Her senses were overwhelmed.
For as long as Violet could remember, she'd wanted to be a cheesemaker.
Curtis took a sip of his merlot. It was going to be a long day.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Kathy shrugged.
Andrea had invited a composer to her funeral. She knew what to do.
Patrick was disappointed that no one was coming to his wedding.
Douglas opened the door to the living room. He lit a cigarette.
Marion was delighted to be floating.
Going to the beach was a bad idea. Louis cracked open another beer.
Dale was driving. He checked his phone.
Julie walked into the laundry and looked at Misty. "You make me want to shout," she said.
Iarui Joyharvest raised his shield.
There had never been a barista quite like Willard Hall, and he knew it.
Constance took a bite of her apple.
When Lorraine opened the door Mrs. Coleman looked up from her work.
Smoke was in the air. Dustin waited.
"Winners don't quit," Mary-Beth told herself as she waited on the bus.
Someone had invited a shark to the wedding. Leslie knew it wouldn't end well.
Tracy could tell that Florence was a bank robber. She tried not to worry.
Frio waited for the battle to begin.
It was a long way to the river. Patricia stopped and snapped her fingers.
The kitchen was full of smoke.
Clorfiu shielded his eyes against the light.
When Kyle arrived at his party, Allen gasped.
Betty staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Ronald laugh.
It was a warm spring evening. Lawrence was in the fridge.
Hugh took a bite of his spring-roll. It was going to be a tough day.
Nicole hoped that the terrorist was noncompetitive.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Jamie ground his teeth.
When the sun rose, Claudia knew it was time to sleep.
The elephant had escaped. Carolyn panicked.
Lady Alma was sitting in the lounge room.
Julian opened the door to the attic. His senses were overwhelmed.
Greg could not hear anything.
Stanley opened the door to the chapel. He took a long sip of his hot chocolate.
Erin had never been to the bay. She nodded to the shoemaker.
Regina felt that the puppy was progressive.
Everett could feel his heart beating.
When Cathy opened the door Mrs. Adams looked up from her book.
On Saturday, Glenda made contact.
Maria walked into the living room and glanced at Vickie. "You make me eat," she said.
Gina was worried that Mae was coming to her wedding.
Stephen could tell that Clifton was sensitive. He opened the door to the studio.
It was a long way to the beach. Josephine stopped and took a sip of her ale.
Wanda took a bite of her chicken wing.
When Ellen arrived at Thanksgiving, Ruth fainted.
It was a hot morning. Jason straightened his clothes as he led the dietician into the guest room.
Glen had come to America prepared. He was here to meet the teacher.
Ausm Lifedevil raised his shield.
The smoke coming from the cell made Freddie uneasy.
If the spy didn't arrive soon, Russell didn't know what he would do.
The wardrobe was flooded.
Neil could see that Aaron was a swordsmith. He tried not to laugh.
Kristin put down the ukulele carefully.
After spending a night on a train, Harold was relieved to see his wife.
Kelly took a bite of his muffin. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
There had never been a truck driver quite like Eddie Adams, and he knew it.
It was a evening full of promise. Nathaniel was in the deli.
"It's going to be okay," Fred told himself as he waited at the casino.
Lewis opened the door to the lobby. The silence was overwhelming.
Tony could see that Cecil was faithless.
Marc was the best dogcatcher who ever lived.
Leon could see that the gondolier was young.
For as long as Terrance could remember, he'd wanted to be a philanthropist.
Margaret was leaving. She questioned her plan.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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