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Mark hoped that everyone was coming to his funeral.
Norma opened the door to the bathroom. The odour was overwhelming.
For as long as Loretta could remember, she'd wanted to be an ornithologist.
The elephant was on the loose. Clayton panicked.
Mae felt that the spider was frugal.
Debra had come to Spain alone. She was here to meet the electrician.
As soon as the wedding started, Suzanne went over the plan.
Steve checked his watch. It was going to be a special morning.
Beatrice could tell that Sherri was a court jester. She tried not to smile.
On Thursday, Annie made mistakes.
It was a sad Friday evening. Connie was in the food court.
The noises coming from the guest room made Danielle uneasy.
The attic was covered in blood.
Presoon waited for the battle to begin.
When Roger arrived at Christmas, everyone stared in disbelief.
Going to the desert island was a great idea. Stella bit her fingernails.
The sailor opened the door, and led Clara inside.
When wolves began to howl, Terry knew it was time to run.
Travis had never been to the bay. He took a sip of his whiskey.
Someone had invited an octopus to the party. Natalie knew what to do.
After spending a night in hell, Aaron was relieved to see his boss.
Myrtle was under the bridge. She had a phone in her hand.
When Francisco opened the door Mr. Carter looked up from his work.
Stacy had been waiting for Audrey for six hours. She raised her hands.
If the painter didn't arrive soon, Kevin didn't know what he would do.
Eileen hoped that the gardener was lonely.
Andrea opened the door to the laundry. She shrugged.
Judy walked into the dungeon and glanced at Hilda. "You make me eat," she said.
Nina could tell that Erika was a soldier. She tried not to smile.
The sound of snoring made Sharon laugh.
Maxine hoped that Natalie was complaining.
Zachary could see that the puppy was ugly.
Anna fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Loretta opened the door to the lounge room. The smell was surprisingly pleasant.
Jack was calling. He chewed some gum.
There had never been a bodyguard quite like Harry Thomas, and he knew it.
Eliza-Jane took a long sip of her egg nog.
As soon as the wedding started, Justin lit a cigarette.
It was a long way to the woods. Ryan stopped and lowered his gaze.
When rain stopped, Claire knew it was time to run.
Todd had invited a zebra to his grand opening. He knew what to do.
Lady Lampslaw was in one of her moods.
Tom was suprised to be floating.
"All's well that ends well," Pearl told herself as she waited on the bus.
Someone had invited a sheep to Christmas. James knew it wouldn't end well.
Jim-Bob meditated. It was going to be a special evening.
Allan had come to Ireland prepared. He was here to meet the guru.
For as long as Sarah-Jane could remember, she'd wanted to be a lawyer.
When Misty opened the door Mrs. Wright looked up from her work.
Joshua had never been to the beach. He shrugged.
The cat was on the prowl. Katrina knew exactly what to do.
The smoke coming from the lounge room made Edith hopeful.
Bluyre shielded her eyes against the blast.
A sense of magic was in the air. Michelle waited.
When Edward arrived at Easter, Dave rushed to see him.
Irene could tell that Ellen was tender. She opened the door to the kitchen.
On Thursday, Brian always made medicine.
Robin opened the door to the control room. She hoped for a miracle.
As soon as the party started, Susan closed her eyes and took a breath.
Tanya could feel her life slipping away.
Claire could not feel anything.
Leslie looked at the time.
It was a tumultuous January night. Misty shrugged as she led the cook into the outhouse.
Leah fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
After spending a night in hospital, Jeanette was relieved to see her home.
The judge opened the door, and led Stacy inside.
Willard opened the door to the barn. The smell was unbearable.
It was a snowy December morning. Nancy was in the nuclear power-plant.
Alexander was growing. He laughed to himself.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Donna want to cry.
Going to the cave was a terrible idea. Terry put down his corkscrew.
Ben chewed some gum. It was going to be a momentous evening.
Leslie was the best beautician in town.
Jacob felt that the pig was threatened.
Lord Ravensfarne was waiting in the laundry.
Claude could tell that Gilbert was an undertaker. He tried not to feel intimidated.
For as long as Ian could remember, he'd wanted to be a sage.
Gloria hoped that the barber was excitable.
There had never been a bank robber quite like Greg Clark, and he knew it.
Carole had come to Rome prepared. She was here to meet the mobster.
Amanda walked into the lobby and glanced at Becky. "You make me nervous," she said.
Xath Blooddragon raised his fist.
Shiasti arose from slumber.
"You deserve this," Allen told himself as he waited at the train station.
The smell coming from the cell made Donald hopeful.
It was a long way to the forest. Barbara stopped and buttoned up her jacket.
On Friday, Courtney made jelly.
The bathroom was locked.
Irma had never been to the lake. She lowered her gaze.
The sound of the helicopter arriving made Fred want to scream.
A sense of magic was in the air. Joseph looked at the time.
The bird was on the prowl. Scott tried to remain calm.
As soon as the party started, Virginia scratched her hand.
Someone had invited a lizard to the funeral. Kent knew the fun was about to begin.
When the sun rose, Allen knew it was time to move on.
If the tattooist didn't arrive soon, Ray didn't know what he would do.
Sharon fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Leo could see that Bruce was objective. He opened the door to the bedroom.
Joann hoped that the composer was ticklish.
It was a wild, stormy fall night. Nora was in the chapel.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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