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When Edwin arrived at his party, everyone laughed.
It was a typical evening in the concert. Toni questioned her plan.
Mattie was the best terrorist in town.
Going to the desert was a terrible idea. Ronald took a long sip of his mochaccino.
Cheryl could see that Carol was a dancer. She tried not to feel intimidated.
On Thursday, Patrick always made up.
It was a rainy winter night. Angela giggled to herself as she led the marshal into the outhouse.
Barry hoped that Ronnie was nosy.
Lance was in the food court. He had a banana in his hand.
Johnnie put down the bagel nervously.
Christian checked his watch. It was going to be a tough morning.
Scoize shielded her eyes against the blast.
The chicken had escaped. Kimberly pretended not to notice.
If the wizard didn't arrive soon, Wayne didn't know what he would do.
Henry opened the door to the guest room. The silence was overwhelming.
For as long as Angel could remember, he'd wanted to be a terrorist.
The courier opened the door, and led Lucille inside.
It was a bleak, wintery - Months night. Chad was at the gate.
Zinia Space-anvil raised her fist.
Earl opened the door to the bathroom. He checked his phone.
The basement was flooded.
Jenny had invited a bunny to her funeral. She knew what to do.
When Joan opened the door Mrs. Domingu ez looked up from her work.
Jay had come to Istanbul prepared. He was here to meet the innkeeper.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
Teresa hoped that the boatbuilder was narrow-minded.
Carolyn was growing. She enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
When Nellie arrived at her grand opening, Don embraced her.
Andy was suprised to be alive.
Carrie could tell that Rita was a dictator. She tried not to smile.
Someone had invited a camel to Easter. Virginia knew it wouldn't end well.
Jeanne knew that Donna was uncertain.
It was a long and sleepless March night. Megan hoped for a miracle as she led the farmer into the cloakroom.
When Claude arrived at his party, everyone cried.
Love was in the air. Ken opened the door.
It was a long way to the beach. Bruce stopped and chewed some gum.
On Wednesday, Vera made up.
Rebecca could see that Ann was secretive. She opened the door to the kitchen.
After spending a night in the airport, Dorothy was relieved to see her car.
Eugene opened the door to the bathroom. He could not believe what he saw.
The lumberjack opened the door, and led Hector inside.
William could feel his heart beating.
Dana was in the museum. She had a spoon in her hand.
Dianne walked into the basement and glanced at Karl. "You make me feel bad," she said.
If the spy didn't arrive soon, Norman didn't know what he would do.
It was a wintery January evening. Ted was at the door.
Yllat leaned into the wind.
As soon as Christmas started, Carmen took a long sip of her water.
Miriam opened the door to the garage. She went over the plan.
When wolves began to howl, Vivian knew it was time to run.
The sound of the violin made Andrea want to cry.
Keith was believing. He scratched his hand.
Robin had invited a chicken to Thanksgiving. She knew what to do.
There had never been a botanist quite like Ron Parker, and he knew it.
Gilbert staggered in the gloom. The walls were damp.
When Veronica opened the door Mr. White looked up from his work.
"No one will ever know," Pearl told herself as she waited in the bath.
Phillip took a bite of his bratwurst.
Shannon knew that the sheriff was free and easy.
Charles could see that Mitchell was glad.
Norman was the best DJ around.
It was a typical day in the wax museum. Gail swallowed nervously.
For as long as Kent could remember, he'd wanted to be a chief of police.
Heidi had never been to the hill. She buttoned up her jacket.
Wallace hoped that everyone was coming to Christmas.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
The outhouse was spotless.
Alicia had come to the lighthouse prepared. She was here to meet the archer.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Christina hoped for a miracle.
Katherine wanted one last chance. It was going to be a long night.
When Victor arrived at his party, Duane stared in disbelief.
If the knight didn't arrive soon, Tony didn't know what he would do.
Jamie could see that Eric was an author. He tried not to laugh.
Ellen opened the door to the bedroom. She nodded to the barista.
Alexander walked into the guest room and looked at Basil. "You make me sing," he said.
Eleanor was suprised to be alive.
Janice could see that the rabbit was uncooperative.
Vicki could not feel anything.
Daisy put down the ukulele slowly.
When rain stopped, Chris knew it was time to find shelter.
"It's going to be okay," Marjorie told herself as she waited at the door.
Erik was in the nuclear power-plant. He had a key in his hand.
It was a typical winter morning. Pamela was at the gate.
Rick opened the door to the basement. His senses were overwhelmed.
The sound of the baby crying made Travis angry.
Lady Tanya was in one of her moods.
Lady Aberthwaite was in one of her moods.
There had never been a dogcatcher quite like Cory Young, and he knew it.
June took a sip of her chardonnay.
Thomas had come to Ireland alone. He was here to meet the barista.
Helen was relieved that everyone was coming to her funeral.
As soon as Christmas started, Sam laughed to himself.
Karl had invited a pig to his party. He knew the fun was about to begin.
The noises coming from the living room made Ralph hopeful.
It started like any other morning in the skateboard park. Leroy ground his teeth.
The puppy was on the loose. Dwight knew exactly what to do.
It was a bitter, endless October night. Chris took a bite of his candy-bar as he led the scout into the armory.
Renee was the best gladiator around.
The attic was spotless.
Amber had been waiting for Tanya for two days. She took a long sip of her hot chocolate.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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