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When rain began, Lorraine knew it was time to sleep.
When Jaime arrived at Easter, everyone laughed.
Marvin opened the door to the laundry. He had dreamed of this moment.
The armory was spotless.
It was a clear and cloudless Sunday night. Alex was on the shelf.
Dave chewed his lip. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
It was a long way to the pond. Tracey stopped and chewed some gum.
The secretary opened the door, and led Enrique inside.
Ken staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
There had never been a biologist quite like Tonya Walker, and she knew it.
Eddie could see that Anthony was maternal. He opened the door to the lobby.
If the reporter didn't arrive soon, Danielle didn't know what she would do.
The music coming from the lounge room made Roy hopeful.
Tyrone walked into the living room and glanced at Nelson. "You make me giggle," he said.
Lillian could tell that Becky was an undertaker. She tried not to worry.
When Naomi opened the door Mr. Garcia looked up from his work.
Bruce had been expecting Chad for four days. He took a bite of his candy-bar.
Delores had come to the North Pole prepared. She was here to meet the terrorist.
The sound of the waves made Hilda want to cry.
Billy felt that Karl was artful.
As soon as the grand opening started, April snapped her fingers.
Someone had invited a bird to Thanksgiving. Annette knew it wouldn't end well.
Lord Greenhelm was eating in the basement.
Carolyn opened the door to the pantry. She took a long sip of her chocolate milkshake.
Lord Miguel was in one of his moods.
The tiger had escaped. Manuel knew exactly what to do.
"It's going to be okay," Roy told himself as he waited over the hill.
Craig had invited an assassin to Christmas. He knew the fun was about to begin.
It started like any other afternoon in the nuclear power-plant. Judy nodded to the sleuth.
It was a clear, bright morning. Basil was in the garden.
Suzanne put down the sandwich carefully.
Donna could see that the gravedigger was pedantic.
Julio opened the door to the sauna. The stench was unmistakable.
On Friday, Reginald made music.
It was a typical morning in the wardrobe. Stephanie took a bite of her croissant.
When Mario arrived at Easter, everyone gasped.
Manuel laughed to himself.
For as long as Terrance could remember, he'd wanted to be an undertaker.
It was a hot and humid night. Roy took a long sip of his water as he led the firefighter into the closet.
Dianne had been waiting for Lorraine for four days. She put down her fork.
Alex scratched his hand. It was going to be a momentous evening.
Erika was the best tax collector in town.
After spending a night in hospital, Lucille was relieved to see her car.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Ann laugh.
Stacy was moving. She chewed some gum.
When Dan opened the door Mr. King looked up from his book.
The chef opened the door, and led Laura-May inside.
Smoke was in the air. Jerry opened the door.
Going to the desert island was a foolhardy idea. Lillie checked her reflection.
Dorue leaned into the wind.
Judy had invited a whale to her grand opening. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Lady Eliza-Jane was eating in the stable.
There had never been a bureaucrat quite like Wallace Lee, and he knew it.
Priscilla felt that Arlene was preoccupied.
Lucille fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
The basement was deserted.
It was a wild, stormy night. Edith was at the travel agent.
As soon as the wedding started, Gina smiled knowingly.
When Lorraine arrived at her funeral, Lillie gasped.
Marion was suprised to be floating.
Rita opened the door to the wardrobe. She had dreamed of this moment.
Jiorm Oathrain raised his shield.
Tommy could tell that Sean was a taxidermist. He tried not to smile.
Maria knew that everyone was coming to her grand opening.
Lauren knew that the sheep was unbelieving.
Carmen looked at the time.
If the gardener didn't arrive soon, Jordan didn't know what he would do.
The horse was on the prowl. Eugene pretended not to notice.
Arlene had never been to the mountain. She took a long sip of her apple juice.
"Show no mercy," Billy told himself as he waited in the prison.
After spending a night on a train, Phyllis was relieved to see her husband.
Shirley enjoyed the feeling of freedom. It was going to be a special morning.
Someone had invited a turtle to Christmas. Ryan knew what to do.
It was a hot and humid night. Tyrone checked his phone as he led the deputy into the basement.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Bernice stopped and ground her teeth.
When the moon came up, Joel knew it was time to run.
Jessica had been waiting for Samantha for four days. She took a bite of her bratwurst.
Scott was under the bridge. He had a hammer in his hand.
The guest room was ready.
Andrea walked into the armory and looked at Ralph. "You make me a better person," she said.
As soon as the party started, Marshall wiped the sweat from his brow.
Juan fumbled in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Craig had invited a florist to his wedding. He knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Justin was searching. He nodded to the director.
Brittany opened the door to the walk-in freezer. She took a bite of her hot dog.
Kristin put down the ukulele slowly.
It was a bitterly cold Wednesday morning. Larry was in the basement.
When Edgar arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone stared in disbelief.
When Yolanda opened the door Mrs. King looked up from her book.
The carver opened the door, and led Virginia inside.
Olatoa waited for the battle to begin.
Lydia opened the door to the wine cellar. She was afraid of what she would find.
Marc could feel his heart beating.
For as long as Gloria could remember, she'd wanted to be a terrorist.
Joanne was worried that everyone was coming to Christmas.
Charlie was the best programmer who ever lived.
Kyle crouched and tied his laces.
Carla knew that the silversmith was soft.
Someone had invited an alligator to the wedding. Herman knew it wouldn't end well.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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