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Mary was the best drug dealer in town.
Going to the forest was a terrible idea. Doris whistled nonchalantly.
Christopher opened the door to the bathroom. He was afraid of what he would find.
Emma was flying. She scratched her hand.
A sense of magic was in the air. Ryan opened the door.
Beverly fumbled in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
"This is crazy," Marilyn told herself as she waited in the office.
It was a long way to the sea. Ashley stopped and rubbed her hands together.
Gene had come to Germany prepared. He was here to meet the firefighter.
Lord Offenlock was waiting in the laundry.
Lord Eric was waiting in the waiting room.
It was a typical day in the deli. Lori questioned her plan.
Cynthia scratched her hand.
Gilbert walked into the attic and looked at Vivian. "You make me dance," he said.
It was a typical April night. Colleen was behind the bikeshed.
When rain began, Timothy knew it was time to sleep.
Gloria was on the porch. She had a wine in her hand.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Darren looked at the time.
Lance put down the banana nervously.
Brandine could see that Mary-Lou was unfathomable.
Diana was suprised to be alone.
The wardrobe was ready.
Hazel had never been to the swamp. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
The sound of screaming children made Phyllis hesitant.
When Regina opened the door Mrs. Hall looked up from her book.
Jean had invited a wizard to her funeral. She knew what to do.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Jared could see that Shane was grim. He opened the door to the studio.
When Mark arrived at Easter, everyone laughed at him.
When Julian arrived at Christmas, everyone fainted.
Lance opened the door to the dining room. He had dreamed of this moment.
Leo opened the door to the laundry. He smiled.
It was a long way to the creek. Laura stopped and straightened her clothes.
Pset Windbeard raised her axe.
It was a tumultuous August evening. Tara took a long sip of her smoothie as she led the make-up artist into the chapel.
If the salesperson didn't arrive soon, Lee didn't know what he would do.
Jacob could feel his heart beating.
George felt that the messenger was impressionable.
Lewis was in the bushes. He had a cup in his hand.
The smoke coming from the kitchen made Melinda uneasy.
Lord Ravensing was eating in the guest room.
Tommy put down the fishcake nervously.
Alexander fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Someone had invited a dinosaur to the wedding. Ruby knew it wouldn't end well.
Anne walked into the attic and looked at Victoria. "You make me itchy," she said.
Going to the island was a foolhardy idea. Mattie checked her reflection.
Waeso leaned into the wind.
On Saturday, Claude always made an effort.
The duck was on the prowl. Virginia pretended not to notice.
The sound of the chickens made Margaret angry.
For as long as Edith could remember, she'd wanted to be an antique dealer.
When Alfred arrived at Easter, Juanita laughed at him.
The sauna was spotless.
There had never been an undertaker quite like Georgia Smith, and she knew it.
Cheryl twiddled her thumbs. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
When Pedro opened the door Mrs. Lewis looked up from her work.
After spending a night on the street, Marshall was relieved to see his father.
"Patience is a virtue," Bobbie-Sue told herself as she waited in the mirror.
Lawrence was the best cook in town.
Kurt knew that the hotelier was deceitful.
Ruben lit a cigarette.
As soon as the wedding started, Walter crouched and tied his laces.
Christina could feel her heart beating.
Toni opened the door to the dungeon. She rubbed her hands together.
Stephen could see that Duane was competitive. He opened the door to the sauna.
Dwayne was shining. He smiled.
Darlene was under the bridge. She had a magnifying glass in her hand.
When Theresa arrived at her party, Lucille stared in disbelief.
It was a bitter, endless Friday night. Rachel was in the food court.
Sasmaumal leaned into the wind.
Lord Walter was in one of his moods.
The music coming from the classroom made Barbara hopeful.
Helen knew that Marcia was mannered.
When wolves began to howl, Pamela knew it was time to find shelter.
Lady Catherine was waiting in the living room.
Jeffery had come to the submarine alone. He was here to meet the sailor.
Ronald opened the door to the laundry. He could not believe what he saw.
Joanne fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Going to the lake was a good idea. Terrence wanted to find peace.
If the coach didn't arrive soon, Yvonne didn't know what she would do.
Kristina put down the kite slowly.
Sharon had been waiting for Tammy for three hours. She crouched and tied her laces.
Lorraine walked into the chapel and looked at Ana. "You make me feel lonely," she said.
Clarence was the best lifeguard around.
Dawn could see that Lena was a photographer. She tried not to feel intimidated.
It was a typical afternoon in the school. Theresa chewed her lip.
The pantry was dark and oddly quiet.
Uri shielded his eyes against the sun.
There had never been a publisher quite like Teresa Lóp ez, and she knew it.
Someone had invited a dinosaur to the grand opening. Jean knew it wouldn't end well.
For as long as Ray could remember, he'd wanted to be a pirate.
The psychiatrist opened the door, and led Joshua inside.
Robert opened the door to the laundry. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Jonathan could feel his heart beating.
It was a magical June afternoon. Tammy was on the window sill.
Kelly was at school. She had a glass in her hand.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Yvonne looked at the time.
Vickie sucked her teeth.
The music coming from the bedroom made Lewis hopeful.
Earl had invited a dog to Easter. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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