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On Saturday, Laurie made it better.
It was a rainy night. Dana was at the bakery.
Benjamin staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Ken was delighted to be alive.
Salvador had been expecting Morris for three hours. He chuckled to himself.
After spending a night on a plane, Jesse was relieved to see his boss.
When Gina arrived at Thanksgiving, Billie stared in disbelief.
Lady Dusthelm was in one of her moods.
Jamie was disappointed that Adam was coming to his party.
Floyd was looking. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
When Kristina opened the door Mr. Garcia looked up from his work.
Jonathan was in the lighthouse. He had a pen in his hand.
The giraffe had escaped. Alberto panicked.
Nancy put down the kite nervously.
Pargeubon Moonlust raised his sword.
Nicholas could see that the bunny was inoffensive.
Warren opened the door to the dining room. He was afraid of what he would find.
As soon as the grand opening started, Kyle shuddered in anticipation.
The yak herder opened the door, and led Henry inside.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Alice waited.
There had never been a geologist quite like Georgia Harris, and she knew it.
Lady Lampsville was reading in the wardrobe.
It started like any other night in the travel agent. Jeffery lit a cigarette.
Lady Miriam was sitting in the pantry.
Allison felt that the teacher was sensual.
For as long as Andrea could remember, she'd wanted to be a lumberjack.
Antonio was the best model around.
The smell coming from the basement made Glen uneasy.
Emily fumbled in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
On Friday, Cory always made an impression.
"You deserve this," Clayton told himself as he waited in the food court.
It was a calm, yet eerie night. Lynn swallowed nervously as she led the governor into the sauna.
Toni opened the door to the corridor. She took a sip of her smoothie.
It was a morning full of promise. Kristina was at the butcher.
The sound of dogs barking made Elly-May hesitant.
Sarah had been waiting for Naomi for hours. She twiddled her thumbs.
Stacey rubbed her hands together.
Peggy could see that Lillie was a hairdresser. She tried not to worry.
Brad tried to hide. It was going to be a momentous day.
As soon as the funeral started, Hugh wanted a slice of pizza.
Lady Delores was in one of her moods.
Sarith shielded his eyes against the light.
Janet opened the door to the bedroom. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
When Darren arrived at his wedding, everyone booed him.
Deborah walked into the wardrobe and glanced at Jean. "You make me feel good," she said.
Virginia could see that Dorothy was calculating. She opened the door to the lobby.
The pianist opened the door, and led Natalie inside.
Going to the river was a bad idea. Carolyn wanted a fishcake.
For as long as Brenda could remember, she'd wanted to be a spelunker.
Mae was suprised to be alone.
Someone had invited an owl to the party. Mike knew it wouldn't end well.
Dan had come to Paris alone. He was here to meet the ambassador.
There had never been a pastor quite like Clara Smith, and she knew it.
The kitchen was locked.
It was a long way to the forest. Allan stopped and took a bite of his croissant.
The lizard had escaped. Cheryl tried to remain calm.
When rain stopped, Fred knew it was time to sleep.
On Tuesday, Charlie made it happen.
When Antonio opened the door Mrs. Harris looked up from her work.
It was a morning full of promise. Daniel was in the hole.
Patrick hoped that the beekeeper was witty.
The noises coming from the library made Peter hopeful.
Tom hoped that Andrew was conciliatory.
Gleshucry Suncup raised his sword.
As soon as the grand opening started, Alfred wiped the sweat from his brow.
Jon had invited a dog to Thanksgiving. He knew what to do.
"Dare to dream," Evelyn told herself as she waited in the waiting room.
The sound of the lawnmower made Lucy angry.
Skeark shielded his eyes against the light.
Going to the beach was a foolhardy idea. Nora wanted a bread-stick.
Enrique had never been to the stream. He snapped his fingers.
When Luis arrived at Easter, Christian cried.
Jeffery could tell that Cody was cross. He opened the door to the attic.
Glenn was suprised to be alone.
Tracy was the best lawyer in town.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Peter was relieved to see his wife.
Iurlia arose from slumber.
The lifeguard opened the door, and led Dale inside.
When Raymond opened the door Mrs. Lewis looked up from her book.
Johnnie had come to the North Pole prepared. He was here to meet the researcher.
It was a foggy Tuesday morning. Leonard was over the fence.
The corridor was covered in blood.
On Friday, Jeanne made promises.
Nellie opened the door to the dining room. She could not believe what she saw.
Michael was going. He crouched and tied his laces.
Dwayne fumbled in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Rosa had been expecting Katrina for five days. She took a sip of her wine.
When rain began, Walter knew it was time to find shelter.
The dolphin was on the loose. Gordon panicked.
Rodney lowered his gaze.
As soon as the funeral started, Dora took a bite of her icecream.
Someone had invited a moose to the wedding. Hugh knew what to do.
Glenn was disappointed that everyone was coming to his grand opening.
Arnold walked into the garage and looked at Ruth. "You make me jealous," he said.
It was a typical morning in the attic. Edgar checked his watch.
Judy put down the cracker nervously.
Lonnie hoped that the dolphin was cruel.
Irene opened the door to the armory. She snapped her fingers.
Vincent hoped that the record producer was panicked.
Mattie could feel her life slipping away.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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