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Ross put down the teddy bear nervously.
The senator opened the door, and led Theresa inside.
Agnes walked into the pantry and glanced at Mattie. "You make me feel lonely," she said.
When Alfred opened the door Mrs. Coleman looked up from her work.
Ruth was in the shower. She had a plate in her hand.
The penguin had escaped. Louis panicked.
Edna had been waiting for Karen for two days. She wanted a pill.
On Tuesday, Daniel made a plan.
Adam was glad that no one was coming to his funeral.
Going to the lake was a good idea. Rafael snapped his fingers.
Misty was suprised to be alone.
Judy could see that Mabel was a cobbler. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Herbert had come to London prepared. He was here to meet the cartoonist.
Martin was the best teacher around.
Someone had invited a dolphin to Easter. Jeanne knew the fun was about to begin.
Fred opened the door to the lobby. He took a sip of his diet Coke.
Jared had never been to the reef. He lowered his gaze.
It was a long way to the beach. Gerald stopped and raised his hands.
It was a busy night. Ricky lit a cigarette as he led the farmer into the guest room.
Oscar opened the door to the kitchen. He was afraid of what he would find.
Yinaeros leaned into the wind.
The outhouse was a complete mess.
It was a dark and stormy morning. Everett was in the playground.
Lord Willie was in one of his moods.
Smoke was in the air. Cynthia looked at the time.
"Just be yourself," Ellen told herself as she waited in the food court.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Troy had invited a monkey to his funeral. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Edward hoped that the dog was ecstatic.
As soon as the party started, Maurice took a bite of his apple.
Gordon snapped his fingers.
There had never been a court jester quite like Charlie Martin, and he knew it.
If the pianist didn't arrive soon, Leo didn't know what he would do.
Dwight was glad that no one was coming to Easter.
Benjamin raised his hands. It was going to be a long day.
The wolf was on the loose. Alberto knew exactly what to do.
Susan felt that the painter was soft.
Andrew put down the bike nervously.
Nicole felt that Sandra was impersonal.
On Thursday, Hector made bread.
The music coming from the barn made April hopeful.
When the sun rose, Johnnie knew it was time to find shelter.
Stephanie could see that Marsha was conservative. She opened the door to the laundry.
Mitchell walked into the stable and glanced at Dan. "You make me tell the truth," he said.
When Jerry opened the door Mrs. Coleman looked up from her work.
Noru Skyrunner raised her axe.
Audrey was suprised to be alone.
Someone had invited a koala to Thanksgiving. Edward knew what to do.
Going to the cave was a bad idea. Ernest took a bite of his fishcake.
Herbert had come to the lighthouse prepared. He was here to meet the scientist.
When Travis arrived at Easter, everyone fainted.
Michele was in the nuclear power-plant. She had a mouse in her hand.
Pedro opened the door to the basement. His senses were overwhelmed.
As soon as the grand opening started, Juan questioned his plan.
It was a long way to the desert island. Lawrence stopped and lit a cigarette.
Alberto had been expecting Norman for three hours. He rubbed his hands together.
Claude had never been to the cave. He shrugged.
The sound of dogs barking made Bob angry.
Jose opened the door to the wine cellar. He went over the plan.
Claudia had invited a zookeeper to Christmas. She knew what to do.
The meteorologist opened the door, and led Billy inside.
June hoped that the cosmonaut was free and easy.
When Arthur arrived at his wedding, Terry ignored him.
On Saturday, Janet always made music.
The camel had escaped. Carrie pretended not to notice.
Ernest hoped that Gregory was steadfast.
If the juggler didn't arrive soon, Jeanne didn't know what she would do.
"Just try not to cry," Diana told herself as she waited on the corner.
Cecil was drinking. He checked his phone.
It was a fun afternoon. Rosa was in the basement.
Lance was delighted to be alive.
Yinee waited for the battle to begin.
The noises coming from the guest room made Carlos hopeful.
For as long as Mary-Lou could remember, she'd wanted to be a mercenary.
Mitchell staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Smoke was in the air. Troy opened the door.
Kent could tell that Arnold was a drug dealer. He tried not to laugh.
Melanie lowered her gaze. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Minnie enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
It was a long way to the ocean. Frederick stopped and swallowed nervously.
After spending a night in jail, Dawn was relieved to see her mother.
There had never been a violinist quite like Jerome Wright, and he knew it.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Stacey hesitant.
When the sun rose, Frank knew it was time to move on.
Jeffrey wanted a burger.
When Jesse opened the door Mr. King looked up from his book.
The sauna was a complete mess.
Edwin was in the deli. He had a cup in his hand.
Going to the sea was a foolhardy idea. Sandra cracked open another beer.
Ray had never been to the waterfall. He buttoned up his jacket.
Marvin felt that the wombat was lonely.
The game show host opened the door, and led Dean inside.
It was a typical evening in the aquarium. Juan straightened his hair.
On Thursday, Ella made lunch.
Albert could feel his heart beating.
Veorick shielded her eyes against the sun.
Peter had come to Cairo alone. He was here to meet the blacksmith.
Debbie was the best journalist bar none.
Amanda could see that Robin was a make-up artist. She tried not to worry.
Felix walked into the laundry and glanced at Jerry. "You make me spin," he said.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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