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Jon could tell that Gerald was practical. He opened the door to the attic.
On Monday, Tommy always made money.
There had never been a lawyer quite like Valerie Campbell, and she knew it.
Jim-Bob crouched and tied his laces. It was going to be a long evening.
Daffaenor leaned into the wind.
Hazel was delighted to be alone.
Brent opened the door to the office. He buttoned up his jacket.
Bradley walked into the dining room and glanced at Franklin. "You make me thirsty," he said.
As soon as the funeral started, Delores went over the plan.
The basement was dark and oddly quiet.
It was a crisp summer night. Naomi was in the shower.
Glen had invited a drug dealer to his party. He knew what to do.
Jay had never been to the woods. He knew it was too late.
It started like any other day in the casino. Frank nodded to the firefighter.
Lena felt that the author was melancholic.
Terry knew that Adrian was logical.
Darlene had been expecting Ella for two days. She chewed her lip.
It was a long way to the forest. Sally stopped and took a long sip of her lemonade.
When Jill opened the door Mrs. Campbell looked up from her book.
Lord Darryl was in one of his moods.
Sierz shielded her eyes against the blast.
Louis could tell that Patrick was a sleuth. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Smoke was in the air. Alvin smiled knowingly.
When the moon came up, Erika knew it was time to run.
Going to the desert was a terrible idea. Alan whistled nonchalantly.
The smell coming from the attic made Bryan uneasy.
Cecil was eating. He wanted a sandwich.
Leon put down the teddy bear nervously.
Calvin was the best scout in town.
The sound of screaming children made Wendy laugh.
It was a tumultuous November morning. Marilyn sucked her teeth as she led the swordsmith into the kitchen.
The kitten was on the loose. Edith tried to remain calm.
Renee was in the mirror. She had a pair of scissors in her hand.
The bedroom was spotless.
After spending a night under a bridge, Amy was relieved to see her mother.
Irma was delighted to be alive.
Mattie twiddled her thumbs. It was going to be a special night.
Leonard staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
For as long as Michael could remember, he'd wanted to be an undertaker.
Nathaniel had invited a secretary to Christmas. He knew what to do.
Connie opened the door to the closet. She took a bite of her spring-roll.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Clifton enjoyed the feeling of power.
Someone had invited a chimpanzee to the wedding. Herman knew the fun was about to begin.
If the astronaut didn't arrive soon, Ken didn't know what he would do.
Martin had never been to the mountain. He chewed some gum.
Judith hoped that the kangaroo was spontaneous.
When Dale arrived at his grand opening, everyone laughed at him.
It was a snowy January night. Cody was in the bushes.
Careomer arose from slumber.
When Megan arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed.
The smoke coming from the bedroom made Lewis hopeful.
"No one suspects a thing," Milton told himself as he waited at the skateboard park.
Victoria scratched her hand.
There had never been a shepherd quite like Deborah King, and she knew it.
When the moon came up, Darryl knew it was time to sleep.
Rita had been waiting for Lena for five hours. She took a long sip of her cocktail.
When Chester opened the door Mrs. Allen looked up from her book.
Kelly opened the door to the guest room. He had dreamed of this moment.
For as long as Christy could remember, she'd wanted to be an exotic dancer.
Jamie was painting. He took a bite of his burger.
The sound of the blender made Curtis want to scream.
Tara was suprised to be free.
The bedroom was deserted.
Stanley could tell that Derrick was a dentist. He tried not to worry.
Duane checked his watch. It was going to be a special morning.
Going to the volcano was a terrible idea. Ron cracked open another beer.
Vanessa walked into the cell and glanced at Lester. "You make me cry," she said.
Edna could see that Barbara was coarse.
If the coroner didn't arrive soon, Jay didn't know what he would do.
Mattie put down the kebab nervously.
Chad was the best spy in town.
William was relieved that Terry was coming to his party.
As soon as the grand opening started, Dora wanted one last chance.
It was a morning full of promise. Rick was in the cathedral.
Smoke was in the air. Tyrone smiled knowingly.
Rhonda fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
When Enrique arrived at his funeral, Perry fainted.
The spelunker opened the door, and led Wesley inside.
The dog had escaped. Miguel pretended not to notice.
When rain began, Bobbie knew it was time to sleep.
Marlene had been expecting Jackie for two hours. She looked at the time.
Denise opened the door to the lobby. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Jim-Bob had never been to the gully. He whistled nonchalantly.
Hazel was at the skateboard park. She had a sandwich in her hand.
Lillie wanted to find peace.
Barry had invited a barista to Christmas. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Lady Ravenschester was eating in the kitchen.
Velma could see that Carol was procrastinating. She opened the door to the waiting room.
For as long as Rick could remember, he'd wanted to be a banker.
It was a long way to the pond. Casey stopped and took a long sip of his Heineken.
Connie had come to Athens alone. She was here to meet the engineer.
Maxine opened the door to the basement. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
Going to the forest was a foolhardy idea. Nathan crouched and tied his laces.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Brandine was moving. She sucked her teeth.
The noises coming from the library made Harvey uneasy.
It was a wintery Sunday afternoon. Nancy cracked open another beer as she led the criminal into the waiting room.
Laurie could feel her heart beating.
It was a calm, yet eerie night. Nicholas was behind the bikeshed.
Noru leaned into the wind.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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