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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
Carl was delighted to be alive.
Love was in the air. Cindy smiled knowingly.
Amanda straightened her hair.
There had never been a sheepshearer quite like Erica Stuart, and she knew it.
On Thursday, Ella made the world better.
James opened the door to the cell. He had dreamed of this moment.
Julie could see that Katie was pained. She opened the door to the bedroom.
When the sun rose, Julia knew it was time to move on.
Dwight had invited a bunny to Easter. He knew it wouldn't end well.
When Shannon opened the door Mrs. Parker looked up from her book.
It was a beautiful evening. Wilma was at school.
The dungeon was a complete mess.
Elmer opened the door to the living room. He bit his fingernails.
Margie hoped for a miracle. It was going to be a long day.
For as long as Ian could remember, he'd wanted to be a pianist.
It was a wild, stormy Sunday night. Priscilla swallowed nervously as she led the animal trainer into the chapel.
When Justin arrived at his funeral, Mathew cried.
The juggler opened the door, and led Jill inside.
If the stonecutter didn't arrive soon, Juanita didn't know what she would do.
Yesoi arose from slumber.
Lord Culmagh was in one of his moods.
Vincent put down the croissant slowly.
When Heather arrived at her party, everyone embraced her.
"Show no mercy," Nathan told himself as he waited outside the window.
Patsy was the best radiologist around.
As soon as the grand opening started, Sam enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
After spending a night in hospital, Dawn was relieved to see her home.
Naomi was angry that Brenda was coming to Easter.
Marc was coming. He took a bite of his candy-bar.
Wanda had come to the pyramids prepared. She was here to meet the diplomat.
Wallace could see that Allan was tortured. He opened the door to the guest room.
Christine opened the door to the attic. She had dreamed of this moment.
There had never been a manager quite like Jimmy Walker, and he knew it.
Erik felt that the tiger was resentful.
It was a typical night in the museum. Isaac hoped for a miracle.
It was a long way to the volcano. Michelle stopped and enjoyed the feeling of power.
The bright light coming from the basement made Juan hopeful.
Katie could see that Toni was patriotic.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
Rose could see that Mabel was a detective. She tried not to smile.
Vuver Goldring raised her fist.
Pedro walked into the dining room and looked at Nicholas. "You make me cry," he said.
When Bonnie opened the door Mrs. Freeman looked up from her book.
Lori had never been to the woods. She hoped for a miracle.
It was a hot autumn morning. Vanessa was behind the bikeshed.
It was a cool August afternoon. Constance knew it was too late as she led the lifeguard into the wine cellar.
Greg was delighted to be free.
Laura could feel her heart beating.
Katie checked her phone. It was going to be a fantastic day.
It started like any other morning in the theatre. Don straightened his clothes.
On Tuesday, Amy made an impression.
If the referee didn't arrive soon, Jaime didn't know what he would do.
As soon as Christmas started, Deanna gripped her lemonade.
The dining room was locked.
Leonard put down the muffin carefully.
For as long as Darren could remember, he'd wanted to be a photographer.
Maureen staggered in the gloom. The walls were rough.
Beatrice had been waiting for Wanda for three hours. She chuckled to herself.
Terrence opened the door to the basement. The silence was overwhelming.
Someone had invited a monkey to the wedding. Lewis knew the fun was about to begin.
Danny knew that the chimpanzee was lustful.
Jenny felt that Violet was bored.
Zachary was glad that everyone was coming to his funeral.
The sound of hammering made Jerome angry.
The turtle was on the prowl. Heather panicked.
Stacy could not see anything.
Going to the lake was a nice idea. Patricia rubbed her hands together.
Edward was in the bath. He had a toothbrush in his hand.
Hazel could feel her heart beating.
Christina opened the door to the attic. She picked up her bottle.
Lord Freingate was waiting in the bedroom.
Calvin could see that Angel was a bank robber. He tried not to laugh.
It was a long way to the river. Jay stopped and hoped for a miracle.
Wendy was standing. She smiled.
Christy hoped that the hotelier was gullible.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Philip told himself as he waited at school.
Ruth was suprised to be free.
When Randall opened the door Mrs. Powell looked up from her work.
It was a foggy January night. Mary-Jo was behind the wall.
As soon as the party started, Wilma wiped the sweat from her brow.
Marcus put down the guitar nervously.
Beirgou waited for the battle to begin.
When rain began, Shane knew it was time to run.
A sense of magic was in the air. Gina opened the door.
When Sylvia arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone fainted.
Stephen had come to Johannesburg alone. He was here to meet the magician.
Glenn smiled knowingly. It was going to be a special morning.
Sherri had invited a courier to Christmas. She knew what to do.
Allan opened the door to the lobby. The silence was overwhelming.
Hazel was at the wax museum. She had a soda in her hand.
After spending a night in handcuffs, David was relieved to see his mother.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Sean angry.
Darlene had never been to the desert. She took a bite of her burger.
Benjamin had been expecting Claude for two hours. He enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Glen snapped his fingers.
Travis staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Nancy walked into the classroom and glanced at Mabel. "You make me afraid," she said.
Hilda could see that the dolphin was irritated.
Someone had invited a scorpion to Thanksgiving. Tim knew what to do.
Marie was paying. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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