The Improbot app for Android is now available -- Improbot on Google Play.
Random Opening Lines (x 100)
When rain began, Sally knew it was time to move on.
As soon as the funeral started, Dana shrugged.
Shane opened the door to the dungeon. His senses were overwhelmed.
When Darlene arrived at Christmas, everyone stared in disbelief.
Brittany had never been to the creek. She nodded to the diplomat.
For as long as Catherine could remember, she'd wanted to be a messenger.
When Jacob arrived at Thanksgiving, Theodore booed him.
The office was covered in blood.
It was a long way to the valley. Clarence stopped and looked at the time.
Bertha had invited a surgeon to Easter. She knew it wouldn't end well.
There had never been a scout quite like Terrence Allen, and he knew it.
Going to the beach was a terrible idea. Ann took a bite of her bratwurst.
Lord Donlyn was in one of his moods.
Lord Marshall was eating in the lounge room.
Lisa was the best assassin who ever lived.
Seth was at the casino. He had a mouse in his hand.
Tara had been expecting Teresa for hours. She crouched and tied her laces.
Corey could tell that Ernest was a veterinarian. He tried not to worry.
The kangaroo was on the prowl. Glenda panicked.
It was a busy fall night. Billy chewed his lip as he led the stonecutter into the library.
It was a typical morning. Jessie was in the closet.
"Maybe no one will notice," Rhonda told herself as she waited outside the window.
After spending a night on a train, Ana was relieved to see her wife.
Joshua staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Rosa was angry that Lauren was coming to her wedding.
The sound of the bagpipes made Ronnie want to cry.
The smell coming from the waiting room made Madison hopeful.
Chak leaned into the wind.
Alvin was farting. He shuddered in anticipation.
Norma had invited a fish to Christmas. She knew what to do.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Dwayne waited.
Brad had come to Hong Kong prepared. He was here to meet the gladiator.
When Harry arrived at his party, everyone stared in disbelief.
Deborah put down the burger slowly.
Someone had invited a goose to the grand opening. Renee knew it wouldn't end well.
Maxine walked into the bedroom and glanced at Juan. "You make me tired," she said.
When wolves began to howl, Terrance knew it was time to sleep.
Daniel picked up his fork.
Clifford opened the door to the living room. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
Jamie was delighted to be alone.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Allen was in the cathedral. He had a glass in his hand.
When Caroline arrived at Christmas, Jackie ignored her.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Brian took a sip of his milkshake.
Nelson could tell that Jon was perverse. He opened the door to the cell.
When Vicki opened the door Mr. King looked up from his book.
Rachel could feel her heart beating.
Martin had never been to the mountain. He wiped the sweat from his brow.
Diane opened the door to the dining room. She picked up her knife.
For as long as Richard could remember, he'd wanted to be a gladiator.
It was a typical morning in the hospital. Perry took a bite of his icecream.
Lord Wealdmarch was waiting in the garage.
Rene felt that the wizard was stupid.
After spending a night in jail, Daniel was relieved to see his car.
Clara could see that Sherri was a banker. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Marion had invited an otter to Thanksgiving. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Yllachaebet shielded her eyes against the blast.
If the writer didn't arrive soon, Sam didn't know what he would do.
It was a misty night. Eduardo was in the cafe.
Someone had invited a pony to the funeral. Ricardo knew what to do.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Patricia opened the door.
Tina laughed to herself.
On Monday, Nicholas always made a mess.
Lord Ravensdell was in one of his moods.
Charlotte felt that Dora was impressive.
Leona walked into the office and glanced at Bobbi-Jo. "You make me glow," she said.
When Eliza-Jane arrived at her grand opening, everyone laughed.
Schosmeerwyn arose from slumber.
As soon as the funeral started, Leo sucked his teeth.
Justin opened the door to the studio. He checked his reflection.
When Harold arrived at Easter, everyone welcomed him.
Charlene rubbed her hands together. It was going to be a long afternoon.
It started like any other evening in the hair salon. Nicholas enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
When the moon came up, Bill knew it was time to sleep.
Elizabeth had never been to the desert. She shrugged.
Lord Salvador was in one of his moods.
It was a long way to the volcano. Jessie stopped and took a long sip of her rum and coke.
Frances put down the bread-stick carefully.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
Constance could feel her heart beating.
Duane was the best screenwriter bar none.
Rachel staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
Dennis had invited a drummer to his funeral. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Wyno shielded his eyes against the sun.
For as long as Carl could remember, he'd wanted to be a playwright.
Isaac opened the door to the dungeon. The silence was overwhelming.
It was a magical Monday afternoon. Matthew was at the concert.
The gondolier opened the door, and led Kim inside.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Peggy was relieved to see her mother.
Brett walked into the classroom and looked at Clifton. "You make me lie," he said.
The sound of the chickens made Eric laugh.
The smell coming from the cell made Roberto hopeful.
As soon as the grand opening started, Jenny lit a cigarette.
Clinton was whispering. He rubbed his hands together.
Bill felt that the snail was narcissistic.
When Tony arrived at Easter, Morris cried.
There had never been a beautician quite like Viola Taylor, and she knew it.
If the mathematician didn't arrive soon, Dolores didn't know what she would do.
Thaulda arose from slumber.
Joseph could see that Johnny was a computer programmer. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
5102050100500More coming soon! Make suggestions on the Improbot Facebook page.