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Ann opened the door to the garage. She could not believe what she saw.
Gladys knew that the turtle was kind.
Peter hoped that Jason was daring.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Daisy want to cry.
Brenda put down the fishcake nervously.
It was a typical morning in the wax museum. Tina took a bite of her candy-bar.
Rene walked into the bathroom and looked at Floyd. "You make me happy," he said.
Sally was worried that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
Quishiamer shielded his eyes against the light.
Casey knew it wasn't too late. It was going to be a special day.
Someone had invited a fox to the wedding. Melvin knew the fun was about to begin.
Charlene had come to London alone. She was here to meet the tax collector.
It was a dull, insipid Tuesday night. Vincent was in the cave.
Lester had invited a yak to his grand opening. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Holly could see that Andrea was a medic. She tried not to feel intimidated.
A sense of magic was in the air. Carole smiled knowingly.
Going to the bay was a bad idea. Gordon shrugged.
When Elsie arrived at her funeral, Matthew welcomed her.
The bright light coming from the outhouse made Jared hopeful.
William had never been to the swamp. He raised his hands.
Alfredo had been waiting for Leo for five hours. He chuckled to himself.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Jeff wanted a smoke.
Christy could see that Regina was pompous. She opened the door to the dining room.
Jackie was at the mall. She had a spatula in her hand.
Erik was delighted to be free.
Yeso waited for the battle to begin.
Bertha was crying. She swallowed nervously.
When Everett opened the door Mr. Cooper looked up from his work.
Arlene opened the door to the outhouse. She was afraid of what she might find.
Kathy felt that the scout was scrupulous.
For as long as Lauren could remember, she'd wanted to be a comedian.
Shreira shielded his eyes against the blast.
Clarence put down the skateboard nervously.
Wanda could feel her life slipping away.
Ricky opened the door to the wardrobe. He wiped the sweat from his brow.
"Maybe no one will notice," Brandine told herself as she waited in the chapel.
The sculptor opened the door, and led Dolores inside.
Alberto could not see anything.
Roberto had come to the fort prepared. He was here to meet the game show host.
Caroline could see that Beatrice was conformist.
Smoke was in the air. Stephen opened the door.
The sound of screaming children made Gwendolyn want to cry.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Gordon was relieved to see his husband.
The library was spotless.
The smoke coming from the dining room made Earl uneasy.
Neil hoped that the lamb was big-thinking.
If the ornithologist didn't arrive soon, Penny didn't know what she would do.
Danny lowered his gaze.
It was a sad March night. Craig was at the pub.
As soon as the grand opening started, Georgia chuckled to herself.
It was a long way to the mountain. Michele stopped and took a bite of her celery stick.
There had never been a nanny quite like Jesus Rob son, and he knew it.
Going to the woods was a terrible idea. Allen meditated.
It was a bitterly cold July morning. Katrina hoped for a miracle as she led the minister into the basement.
Regina was the best guru around.
Courtney fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Albert was delighted to be free.
Lord Shane was sitting in the laundry.
Stacey knew that Tracey was discouraging.
Alfredo had never been to the cave. He went over the plan.
When Isaac opened the door Mrs. Tremblay looked up from her work.
Dwight opened the door to the pantry. His senses were overwhelmed.
Colleen had invited a hypnotist to Christmas. She knew what to do.
Sean could tell that Leon was a peddlar. He tried not to smile.
Theodore walked into the dungeon and looked at Samuel. "You make me hot," he said.
"Winners don't quit," Vanessa told herself as she waited on the roof.
Deanna hoped that Kay was coming to Easter.
Jaime had come to Moscow alone. He was here to meet the game show host.
After spending a night on a train, Travis was relieved to see his mother.
When Kim arrived at her grand opening, Nora embraced her.
When Andrea arrived at Thanksgiving, Colleen stared in disbelief.
Smoke was in the air. Clifton waited.
Someone had invited a bee to Christmas. Jamie knew it wouldn't end well.
When rain stopped, Virginia knew it was time to find shelter.
It was a typical evening in Rome. Ian gripped his stapler.
Clayton could feel his heart beating.
Bonnie checked her watch. It was going to be a long afternoon.
The chicken had escaped. Douglas panicked.
Andy was the best astronaut who ever lived.
Ramona was delighted to be alone.
Misty looked at the time.
Everett had been expecting Gordon for three days. He hoped for a miracle.
On Tuesday, Elly-May made the world better.
Harry was in the cafe. He had a can opener in his hand.
Marcia could see that Joanne was haughty.
The weaver opened the door, and led Rita inside.
Lord Max was reading in the dining room.
Aaron knew that the garbage collector was optimistic.
Going to the peak was a good idea. Frank took a bite of his candy-bar.
Martin was singing. He chewed his lip.
For as long as Darryl could remember, he'd wanted to be a governor.
The sound of the chickens made Karen want to cry.
It was a gloomy morning. Sean was at the bus stop.
It was a long way to the valley. Leo stopped and closed his eyes and took a breath.
Bob opened the door to the attic. He took a long sip of his merlot.
Freddie opened the door to the sauna. He could not believe what he saw.
It was a rainy morning. Virginia wanted food as she led the archer into the office.
"Dare to dream," Darren told himself as he waited behind the tree.
As soon as Easter started, Ian took a bite of his licorice twist.
Javier put down the bike carefully.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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