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When Dennis arrived at his funeral, everyone laughed.
Rafael opened the door to the lobby. He chewed some gum.
Willie opened the door to the cloakroom. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Smoke was in the air. Tammy waited.
"All's well that ends well," Mathew told himself as he waited in the library.
There had never been a painter quite like Lois Thomp son, and she knew it.
As soon as Easter started, Nathaniel looked at the time.
It was a typical evening in the school. Derrick scratched his hand.
Marcia walked into the attic and looked at Dolores. "You make me sing," she said.
Shawn had come to Heaven alone. He was here to meet the scientist.
Going to the river was a foolhardy idea. Albert whistled nonchalantly.
The DJ opened the door, and led Jennie inside.
The smoke coming from the laundry made Daniel uneasy.
Harvey felt that the pony was touchy.
When Ashley opened the door Mrs. Clark looked up from her book.
When Wanda arrived at her wedding, Audrey ignored her.
On Monday, Alfredo made informed decisions.
Lance had been waiting for Isaac for two days. He put down his spatula.
It was a long way to the beach. Ivan stopped and took a bite of his bread-stick.
After spending a night in the airport, Miguel was relieved to see his mother.
Danielle questioned her plan. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
Diana was in the corner. She had a spoon in her hand.
Kimberly fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
The donkey was on the loose. Kristin knew exactly what to do.
Angela had never been to the lake. She raised her hands.
Someone had invited a dinosaur to the party. Leroy knew what to do.
Albert put down the spring-roll nervously.
Shelly was relieved that Geraldine was coming to Christmas.
Lynn knew that the chicken sexer was regimental.
Andre walked into the chapel and glanced at Ronald. "You make me want to shout," he said.
"Just try not to cry," Julio told himself as he waited in the cathedral.
There had never been a dogcatcher quite like Carolyn Young, and she knew it.
For as long as Lucy could remember, she'd wanted to be a cheesemaker.
Taun shielded her eyes against the sun.
It was a chilly summer morning. Ashley was on the roof.
When Maurice arrived at his wedding, everyone laughed.
It started like any other night in France. Barry meditated.
Dan had come to London prepared. He was here to meet the mercenary.
It was a long way to the planet. Francisco stopped and took a long sip of his beer.
Ross was crawling. He enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
After spending a night under a bridge, Jessie was relieved to see her home.
When Ronnie opened the door Mrs. Clark looked up from her book.
Eurdaenor waited for the battle to begin.
The laundry was the perfect location.
Paul opened the door to the dining room. He could not believe what he saw.
Love was in the air. Samuel smiled knowingly.
When rain stopped, Christian knew it was time to move on.
Eric was the best interpreter in town.
Madison could see that the herbalist was dogmatic.
Going to the swamp was a foolhardy idea. Phyllis took a long sip of her beer.
Lauren knew that the cat was daring.
Barbara was in the shop. She had a banana in her hand.
The sound of polystyrene scraping made Chad hesitant.
Lady Sylvia was sitting in the cell.
Enrique opened the door to the waiting room. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
It was a rain-swept night. Irene rubbed her hands together as she led the nurse into the lobby.
Lorraine chewed her lip. It was going to be a tough day.
Lady Renee was in one of her moods.
"You can do this," Basil told himself as he waited in the shower.
James was glad that no one was coming to Christmas.
As soon as the grand opening started, Rebecca took a sip of her whiskey.
On Monday, Donna made magic.
It was a dark and stormy Wednesday night. Lloyd was in the shop.
Anita staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Marilyn could tell that Irma was a librarian. She tried not to smile.
The bright light coming from the bathroom made Olga hopeful.
It was a long way to the pond. Laurie stopped and went over the plan.
Edward put down the guitar slowly.
When the moon came up, Shelly knew it was time to sleep.
When Vivian arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone cried.
Toni wiped the sweat from her brow.
The busker opened the door, and led Debra inside.
After spending a night in the airport, Michelle was relieved to see her home.
Georgia walked into the cell and looked at Naomi. "You make me nervous," she said.
Milton hoped that the saxophonist was neat.
When Gordon opened the door Mr. Davis looked up from his work.
When Janice arrived at Christmas, Brandon embraced her.
Marion hoped that Edith was sedentary.
Leona knew that Louise was coming to her wedding.
For as long as Veronica could remember, she'd wanted to be a shipwright.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Samantha waited.
Brett had invited a ventriloquist to his funeral. He knew it wouldn't end well.
"Patience is a virtue," Cindy told herself as she waited at the butcher.
Barry had been expecting Marcus for two days. He lowered his gaze.
Naf leaned into the wind.
Marian wanted to find peace. It was going to be a momentous night.
It was a clear and cloudless evening. Leona meditated as she led the ambassador into the stable.
Gene knew that the dolphin was steadfast.
The kitchen was dark and oddly quiet.
On Friday, Edward always made a show.
As soon as Christmas started, Cindy bit her fingernails.
Patricia fumbled in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Dave was eating. He struggled to breathe.
If the diver didn't arrive soon, Isaac didn't know what he would do.
Robert was the best plumber around.
Curtis could tell that Earl was a poet. He tried not to worry.
When Ashley arrived at Easter, Deborah stared in disbelief.
Katie could tell that Vera was aloof. She opened the door to the garage.
There had never been a ninja quite like Gertrude Washington, and she knew it.
It was a clear summer afternoon. Mae was at the train station.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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