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Jerome could feel his life slipping away.
Gina was in the food court. She had a flower in her hand.
Debbie staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Deborah opened the door to the guest room. She knew it wasn't too late.
Someone had invited an eagle to Easter. Dana knew what to do.
Charlie checked his phone.
Annie hoped that the nanny was embarrassed.
"Just breathe," Nathaniel told himself as he waited in the backyard.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Leon hoped that Armando was mournful.
After spending a night on a train, Wallace was relieved to see his mother.
As soon as Christmas started, Grace checked her reflection.
It was a long way to the cave. Jordan stopped and took a sip of his beer.
It was a hot November evening. Tracey looked at the time as she led the ventriloquist into the cell.
The janitor opened the door, and led Sidney inside.
Going to the mountain was a great idea. Albert bit his fingernails.
Douglas had never been to the volcano. He grimaced.
Jo-Ellen put down the bratwurst nervously.
Beverly was relieved that no one was coming to her grand opening.
The sound of the chickens made Randall angry.
Darryl felt that the bunny was extraordinary.
Dolores was suprised to be free.
The lounge room was ready.
Guy knew it was too late. It was going to be a special day.
Carl had invited a cheetah to Easter. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Glenn had been expecting Terrance for four hours. He put down his gun.
Shrostoa leaned into the wind.
Susan walked into the walk-in freezer and glanced at Laura-May. "You make me angry," she said.
The bright light coming from the kitchen made Brett uneasy.
If the jockey didn't arrive soon, Duane didn't know what he would do.
When Sandra arrived at her grand opening, Lorraine gasped.
Byron took a bite of his apple.
There had never been a lifeguard quite like Ellen Wright, and she knew it.
Iewoi shielded his eyes against the light.
The lemur was on the loose. Angela tried to remain calm.
Lady Freinmeadow was in one of her moods.
Greg was in the basement. He had a notepad in his hand.
Dwayne opened the door to the laundry. He was afraid of what he would find.
On Tuesday, Jonathan made a mess.
Clinton opened the door to the outhouse. He wanted a pickle.
When Cynthia arrived at her grand opening, Elmer ignored her.
It was a long way to the beach. Milton stopped and bit his fingernails.
Wendy was angry that no one was coming to her funeral.
Holly was waiting. She swallowed nervously.
Alice had come to Beijing prepared. She was here to meet the lawyer.
When rain stopped, Barry knew it was time to find shelter.
Lord Glasscrag was reading in the garage.
It was a crisp September morning. Anthony was in the temple.
Ronnie hoped that the DJ was indifferent.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Bill was suprised to be free.
It was a long and sleepless fall night. Cody checked his watch as he led the teacher into the chapel.
Billy-Bob could see that Tim was steadfast. He opened the door to the lounge room.
Anita looked at the time. It was going to be a special evening.
Lady Alice was in one of her moods.
Irma could feel her life slipping away.
It started like any other morning in the travel agent. Clara wanted to start over.
Joe had been expecting Bartholomew for five hours. He nodded to the mortician.
For as long as Melissa could remember, she'd wanted to be a lifeguard.
Jim-Bob walked into the control room and glanced at Jamie. "You make me happy," he said.
Terrance opened the door to the garage. He had dreamed of this moment.
Feured shielded her eyes against the blast.
Going to the desert island was a bad idea. Lloyd closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Someone had invited a hamster to Christmas. Vanessa knew it wouldn't end well.
As soon as the party started, Arthur took a long sip of his beer.
Smoke was in the air. Dwayne smiled knowingly.
The butcher opened the door, and led Franklin inside.
The goose was on the loose. Dustin pretended not to notice.
It was a typical evening in the outhouse. Leslie chewed some gum.
Ida was angry that everyone was coming to her funeral.
There had never been a builder quite like Shane Jones, and he knew it.
It was a calm, yet eerie night. Walter was in the cathedral.
Randall put down the sandwich carefully.
Jeffrey hoped that the deputy was persuasive.
The smell coming from the kitchen made Mark uneasy.
"Just try not to cry," Roberto told himself as he waited in the bomb-shelter.
Lady Folmeadow was in one of her moods.
Ramona could see that the zebra was impressionable.
Delores had been expecting Rose for five days. She took a bite of her carrot.
Mike could see that Jerry was a researcher. He tried not to laugh.
Janice could see that Megan was conscientious. She opened the door to the studio.
If the singer didn't arrive soon, Daisy didn't know what she would do.
Shawn gripped his spoon. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
When Heather opened the door Mr. Baker looked up from his work.
Rick had come to Canada prepared. He was here to meet the politician.
On Tuesday, Terrance made a cake.
Jorge opened the door to the basement. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
Smoke was in the air. Daniel smiled knowingly.
The moose had escaped. Maria panicked.
Jeff was at the train station. He had a credit card in his hand.
Ken opened the door to the closet. He had dreamed of this moment.
David fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
When rain began, Judith knew it was time to sleep.
Saraeyn arose from slumber.
Jesse was suprised to be alive.
It was a evening full of promise. Roy giggled to himself as he led the actor into the office.
Someone had invited a crab to the wedding. Bruce knew it wouldn't end well.
For as long as Fred could remember, he'd wanted to be an assassin.
Vernon knew that the spider was weird.
When Rick arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone laughed.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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