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Edgar opened the door to the dungeon. He chewed his lip.
It was a damp May night. Jo was up the chimney.
When the sun rose, Manuel knew it was time to move on.
Cynthia put down the icecream nervously.
On Wednesday, Maureen always made it happen.
Tamara had come to the pyramids prepared. She was here to meet the actor.
Luis hoped for a miracle. It was going to be a special afternoon.
"No one suspects a thing," Claire told herself as she waited in the deli.
There had never been a factory worker quite like Ivan Moore, and he knew it.
Christopher knew that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
The sound of the blender made Jaime angry.
Seth was delighted to be alone.
The pantry was covered in blood.
Brett fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Marlene walked into the cell and glanced at Johnnie. "You make me feel good," she said.
Jamie had never been to the valley. He wiped the sweat from his brow.
It was a typical evening in the theatre. Tim took a bite of his pickle.
Smoke was in the air. Katherine looked at the time.
Mae opened the door to the wine cellar. The silence was overwhelming.
Someone had invited a puppy to the funeral. Earl knew what to do.
As soon as the party started, Daniel went over the plan.
The paramedic opened the door, and led Toni inside.
The cheetah was on the loose. Mabel panicked.
When Violet opened the door Mrs. Miller looked up from her book.
It was a long way to the desert. Marion stopped and wiped the sweat from her brow.
When Catherine arrived at Thanksgiving, Marcia laughed at her.
When Gladys arrived at her wedding, everyone fainted.
Vera crouched and tied her laces.
Ruben was worried that everyone was coming to Christmas.
Julie knew that Pauline was perplexed.
Jeffrey put down his hairbrush. It was going to be a fantastic night.
The smell coming from the guest room made Ricky hopeful.
It was a morning full of promise. Nellie was in the corner.
If the record producer didn't arrive soon, Bessie didn't know what she would do.
"Winners don't quit," Gerald told himself as he waited in the cafe.
Lord William was waiting in the armory.
Yesao shielded his eyes against the light.
Swope arose from slumber.
There had never been a scientist quite like Clyde Martin, and he knew it.
When the moon came up, Angel knew it was time to move on.
After spending a night on a train, Caroline was relieved to see her boss.
Neil had been waiting for Ken for two hours. He shrugged.
Lord Kilvic was in one of his moods.
Bobbie was the best sleuth bar none.
Bradley put down the bratwurst nervously.
Eusua Willwaker raised her sword.
Cheryl had come to Johannesburg alone. She was here to meet the archer.
It started like any other day in the bridge. Yvonne bit her fingernails.
Someone had invited a chicken to Easter. Dianne knew it wouldn't end well.
Marilyn was delighted to be alive.
Jonathan fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Nelson could tell that Tyler was a sleuth. He tried not to smile.
April had invited a silversmith to Thanksgiving. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Roberta opened the door to the dungeon. She could not believe what she saw.
Roy hoped that the herbalist was patriotic.
Shawn opened the door to the dining room. He scratched his hand.
Larry knew that Armando was unrestrained.
On Sunday, Michael always made sandwiches.
It was a sad Monday afternoon. Kristina put down her muffin as she led the spy into the outhouse.
Duane could tell that Martin was tormented. He opened the door to the kitchen.
The sound of the chickens made Mary angry.
When rain stopped, Sherry knew it was time to run.
Irma walked into the dining room and glanced at Max. "You make me shiver," she said.
If the bank robber didn't arrive soon, Joshua didn't know what he would do.
Skiriotor arose from slumber.
The pantry was locked.
Jimmy hoped that the seagull was practical.
Lord Edward was waiting in the wardrobe.
Daniel was in the shower. He had a Pepsi in his hand.
Syloa Goldtaker raised her shield.
Maureen was relieved that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
It was a typical day in the lighthouse. Neil closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
A sense of magic was in the air. Phyllis waited.
Harvey enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
It was a long way to the river. Ian stopped and took a sip of his cocktail.
Going to the volcano was a terrible idea. Hector took a bite of his carrot.
Deanna was suprised to be floating.
When Jeffery arrived at his grand opening, everyone fainted.
Larry had been waiting for Basil for two hours. He smiled.
Floyd had never been to the mountain. He lowered his gaze.
Philip could see that Hugh was fuming. He opened the door to the wardrobe.
Lonnie felt that the beggar was incorruptible.
As soon as the wedding started, Jack nodded to the plumber.
Sarah-Jane hoped that Connie was dull.
Someone had invited a lamb to Thanksgiving. Wanda knew it wouldn't end well.
After spending a night in the airport, Bobby was relieved to see his father.
Billy-Bob had invited a goldsmith to Easter. He knew what to do.
There had never been a spy quite like Eduardo Williams, and he knew it.
"Time to shine," Joann told herself as she waited at the bus stop.
Pru waited for the battle to begin.
Raul could not see anything.
Brian felt that the octopus was flamboyant.
Edward was outside the window. He had a spoon in his hand.
Kathy could tell that Jackie was a biologist. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Toraih Lovecrusher raised his shield.
Noriun shielded her eyes against the sun.
Justin opened the door to the wardrobe. The silence was overwhelming.
Alex had come to New York alone. He was here to meet the dictator.
It was a snowy August afternoon. Lynn was down the well.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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