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Amy knew that the farmer was unpredicatable.
It was a typical night in Beijing. Dorothy whistled nonchalantly.
The outhouse was full of smoke.
Laura-May took a bite of her sandwich. It was going to be a special evening.
Tom staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
Philip cracked open another beer.
Willie knew that Vicki was irritable.
As soon as the grand opening started, Judith took a long sip of her lemonade.
When Janice arrived at her funeral, everyone gasped.
The bright light coming from the living room made Rosemary uneasy.
Brett was the best mortician who ever lived.
Someone had invited a deer to Easter. Mary-Beth knew what to do.
The crocodile was on the prowl. Jamie panicked.
Aind waited for the battle to begin.
There had never been a tax collector quite like Shirley Brown, and she knew it.
When rain began, Norman knew it was time to sleep.
Javier had come to Australia alone. He was here to meet the cook.
Freddie opened the door to the garage. The silence was overwhelming.
Joel was on the shelf. He had an apple in his hand.
Raymond walked into the office and glanced at Kristina. "You make me want to shout," he said.
Dean had invited a game show host to his funeral. He knew what to do.
Michele opened the door to the bathroom. She took a bite of her bratwurst.
Leslie could see that Edwin was a pilot. He tried not to smile.
Georgia put down the doll carefully.
Mary-Beth was disappointed that no one was coming to her grand opening.
Darryl had never been to the ocean. He enjoyed the feeling of power.
On Friday, Terri made love.
Going to the bay was a good idea. Sean took a sip of his gin and tonic.
Lord Bradley was in one of his moods.
Erica could tell that Gail was conformist. She opened the door to the garage.
"Just be yourself," Ricardo told himself as he waited over the hill.
For as long as Irene could remember, she'd wanted to be a guard.
When Olga opened the door Mr. King looked up from his work.
Lady Eliza-Jane was in one of her moods.
Torailer shielded her eyes against the blast.
Katie whistled nonchalantly.
If the mortician didn't arrive soon, Armando didn't know what he would do.
Terry could see that Janet was helpful.
Tommy was the best barber who ever lived.
Julio was suprised to be alive.
When rain stopped, Lauren knew it was time to move on.
The sound of the bagpipes made Monica laugh.
When Isaac arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone welcomed him.
As soon as the wedding started, Heather twiddled her thumbs.
It was a long way to the hill. Carole stopped and shrugged.
Gwendolyn opened the door to the garage. She had dreamed of this moment.
Frank checked his watch. It was going to be a long evening.
Milton had been waiting for Raymond for two hours. He grimaced.
Dan could tell that Wesley was thorough. He opened the door to the basement.
There had never been a pilot quite like Denise Carter, and she knew it.
When John arrived at Christmas, Jimmy stared in disbelief.
Amy could see that the wizard was regimental.
It was a typical Saturday evening. Lois was at the pub.
Ellen walked into the wardrobe and looked at Jo-Ellen. "You make me laugh," she said.
Lisa was whispering. She snapped her fingers.
Lady Eileen was sitting in the stable.
Carl could see that Gabriel was a sniper. He tried not to laugh.
Uzh leaned into the wind.
It was a foggy evening. Lance took a bite of his sandwich as he led the clockmaker into the bathroom.
Someone had invited a tiger to Thanksgiving. Agnes knew the fun was about to begin.
Julia had come to Beijing prepared. She was here to meet the spy.
Greg was in the garden. He had a flower in his hand.
Florence could feel her heart beating.
On Thursday, Kristen made a show.
"It has to work," Stephanie told herself as she waited outside the window.
It was a typical afternoon in the bridge. Tammy shrugged.
Casey took a bite of his spring-roll.
Ryan fumbled in the darkness. The walls were rough.
Rene was the best greengrocer who ever lived.
When wolves began to howl, Allison knew it was time to sleep.
Michael chewed some gum. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
After spending a night under a bridge, Joy was relieved to see her father.
Antonio opened the door to the dining room. His senses were overwhelmed.
Leon put down the kebab slowly.
If the fraudster didn't arrive soon, Wayne didn't know what he would do.
The sound of the drill made Danielle hesitant.
The music coming from the waiting room made Diana hopeful.
The hamster was on the prowl. Wilma knew exactly what to do.
Someone had invited a camel to the grand opening. Jean knew what to do.
As soon as the wedding started, Glenn took a bite of his bread-stick.
It was a long way to the creek. Lewis stopped and whistled nonchalantly.
It started like any other afternoon in Japan. Catherine snapped her fingers.
Emma hoped that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
It was a chilly spring afternoon. Ray was in the temple.
It was a rainy November evening. Arlene gripped her muffin as she led the sculptor into the armory.
Wayne was cycling. He lowered his gaze.
Going to the beach was a good idea. June bit her fingernails.
Lillian could see that Bessie was irresponsible. She opened the door to the closet.
The beggar opened the door, and led Philip inside.
When Misty arrived at her funeral, Eliza-Jane gasped.
Love was in the air. Eric opened the door.
Lester staggered in the gloom. The walls were rough.
Marvin walked into the basement and glanced at Timothy. "You make me afraid," he said.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Diane felt that the zebra was transparent.
When rain stopped, Virgil knew it was time to sleep.
For as long as Bradley could remember, he'd wanted to be a pickpocket.
Alt arose from slumber.
Janice opened the door to the bedroom. She had dreamed of this moment.
Darrell was at the pub. He had a plate in his hand.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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