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Terry knew that Joseph was coming to Easter.
Kelly had never been to the stream. He twiddled his thumbs.
Someone had invited a dog to the funeral. Eva knew it wouldn't end well.
For as long as Donna could remember, she'd wanted to be a taxidermist.
As soon as the grand opening started, Lawrence cracked open another beer.
Peggy opened the door to the basement. The smell was overwhelming.
Lord Rosemount was in one of his moods.
It was a fun afternoon. David was under the mountain.
Alice had come to the windmill prepared. She was here to meet the composer.
Dwayne could see that Raymond was self-indulgent. He opened the door to the armory.
Lord Tony was in one of his moods.
Velma hoped that the hippopotamus was threatened.
Dustin swallowed nervously.
After spending a night in hospital, Renee was relieved to see her father.
Kenneth staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Mathew opened the door to the library. He knew it was too late.
Ililt waited for the battle to begin.
When Lena opened the door Mr. Wright looked up from his book.
Xiluerin Lifesucker raised her axe.
Sean put down the burger nervously.
The noises coming from the dining room made Gerald uneasy.
If the ambassador didn't arrive soon, Felix didn't know what he would do.
Brandine was suprised to be alone.
Myrtle had been waiting for Catherine for four hours. She snapped her fingers.
Jose was up the chimney. He had a glass in his hand.
Andre was the best magician who ever lived.
Jerome was whispering. He took a sip of his Fanta.
When wolves began to howl, Dolores knew it was time to run.
Going to the mountain was a nice idea. Ida went over the plan.
The sound of the blender made Madison want to scream.
It was a rainy morning. Jo-Ellen was at the zoo.
The bunny had escaped. Margaret pretended not to notice.
For as long as Tiffany could remember, she'd wanted to be a lifeguard.
Carmen could tell that Margie was an interior designer. She tried not to worry.
When Ann arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed at her.
The laundry was full of smoke.
Janet opened the door to the waiting room. She was afraid of what she might find.
It was a long way to the sea. Reginald stopped and took a bite of his burger.
Greg hoped that the playwright was youthful.
On Sunday, Minnie made noises.
Lloyd took a long sip of his juice.
When Sheila opened the door Mrs. Stuart looked up from her book.
Holaxeicry Spaceborn raised her sword.
Jo could see that Leona was empty. She opened the door to the lobby.
Ceum arose from slumber.
"Winners don't quit," Stacey told herself as she waited in the bomb-shelter.
Jerry had come to New York prepared. He was here to meet the farmer.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Norma waited.
Anna felt that Helen was troublesome.
It was a bright and starry night. Vera shuddered in anticipation as she led the impersonator into the outhouse.
Deborah was growling. She sucked her teeth.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Kelly fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Holly put down the guitar slowly.
Ida was the best taxi-driver bar none.
The music coming from the attic made Joanne uneasy.
Ana opened the door to the barn. She went over the plan.
It was a typical evening in the skateboard park. Joyce wanted a pill.
Lady Shipbeck was in one of her moods.
Jim opened the door to the basement. The silence was overwhelming.
There had never been a spy quite like Jerome Martin ez, and he knew it.
Charles was in the basement. He had a slice of pizza in his hand.
Someone had invited a fly to Thanksgiving. Peggy knew the fun was about to begin.
Bobbie-Sue had invited a minister to Easter. She knew what to do.
Michael checked his phone. It was going to be a momentous evening.
It was a foggy Sunday morning. Barry was at the zoo.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Earl want to cry.
Lady Lorraine was reading in the outhouse.
Iesteler Doomswine raised her axe.
Curtis was disappointed that everyone was coming to his party.
If the teacher didn't arrive soon, Gordon didn't know what he would do.
Pearl had been expecting Doris for hours. She took a bite of her spring-roll.
As soon as the funeral started, Kim wiped the sweat from her brow.
Vanessa could feel her life slipping away.
The deer was on the prowl. Sarah-Jane tried to remain calm.
"You can do this," Warren told himself as he waited at school.
Lillie could tell that Terri was submissive. She opened the door to the bedroom.
When Ben arrived at Christmas, everyone ignored him.
Bryan had come to Istanbul prepared. He was here to meet the personal trainer.
Maxine had never been to the peak. She swallowed nervously.
Going to the desert island was a great idea. Bruce chewed some gum.
Eleanor was praying. She ground her teeth.
For as long as Floyd could remember, he'd wanted to be an undertaker.
Love was in the air. Wayne looked at the time.
The deputy opened the door, and led Carol inside.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Fred was relieved to see his wife.
Ciorna leaned into the wind.
Tonya was the best interior designer around.
Melanie took a sip of her ale. It was going to be a momentous evening.
Wade felt that the scorpion was repentant.
Francisco opened the door to the office. The odour was unmistakable.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
When Ronald arrived at his wedding, everyone gasped.
Lady Brindlelow was in one of her moods.
Sidney hoped that Ian was empathetic.
Ernest was in the library. He had a screwdriver in his hand.
Lord Freinport was reading in the chapel.
Someone had invited a tiger to Thanksgiving. Misty knew the fun was about to begin.
Charlotte had been waiting for Angela for five days. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
There had never been a clockmaker quite like Harry Clark, and he knew it.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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