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If the priest didn't arrive soon, Tanya didn't know what she would do.
Annette was the best violinist around.
Warren opened the door to the barn. He was afraid of what he might find.
It was a long way to the mountain. Philip stopped and buttoned up his jacket.
Oarg shielded his eyes against the blast.
It was a night full of promise. Stephanie bit her fingernails as she led the wizard into the laundry.
Albert put down the burger slowly.
The sound of screaming children made Bobbie laugh.
When wolves began to howl, Bessie knew it was time to sleep.
Lance fumbled in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
A sense of magic was in the air. Shirley opened the door.
Sherri opened the door to the closet. She knew it was too late.
Rachel closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
When Nellie opened the door Mr. Powell looked up from his work.
Inad waited for the battle to begin.
Delores hoped that the guru was well-meaning.
Sergio rubbed his hands together. It was going to be a special afternoon.
Johnnie could see that the puppy was caring.
It was a cool winter afternoon. Roger was under the bed.
It started like any other morning in the bikeshed. Ryan buttoned up his jacket.
The dungeon was the perfect location.
Louise had been waiting for Josephine for four hours. She struggled to breathe.
When Shannon arrived at her party, everyone booed her.
The noises coming from the waiting room made Donald uneasy.
It was a typical morning in the museum. Delores tried to hide.
Kay could feel her heart beating.
Clyde was glad that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
Glenn was growling. He checked his watch.
The camel had escaped. Anthony tried to remain calm.
As soon as the grand opening started, Larry took a bite of his pickle.
Janice could see that Holly was worried.
Going to the creek was a terrible idea. Sherri nodded to the dancer.
Billy-Bob fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
It was a long way to the pond. William stopped and bit his fingernails.
Violet was the best builder around.
Someone had invited a hippopotamus to the wedding. Phyllis knew what to do.
Ruth had invited a wolf to Easter. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Lerbeu shielded his eyes against the blast.
It was a misty May afternoon. Anthony was in the nuclear power-plant.
Julia opened the door to the closet. She had dreamed of this moment.
Sharon opened the door to the library. She cracked open another beer.
There had never been a drummer quite like Hazel Adams, and she knew it.
For as long as Naomi could remember, she'd wanted to be a construction worker.
Alex was suprised to be floating.
If the webmaster didn't arrive soon, Miriam didn't know what she would do.
Ellen tried to hide.
When Carole opened the door Mr. Cooper looked up from his book.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Deanna laugh.
As soon as the wedding started, Danielle smiled knowingly.
When rain stopped, Jacob knew it was time to run.
"No one suspects a thing," Jessie told herself as she waited at the bus stop.
Clara put down the kite slowly.
It started like any other evening in the armory. Peggy rubbed her hands together.
Lady Alice was in one of her moods.
Ray could see that Dwight was preoccupied. He opened the door to the cloakroom.
Nicole had been waiting for Edna for six days. She checked her reflection.
The music coming from the kitchen made Bernice uneasy.
Scuo Stonestaff raised her sword.
Hugh had never been to the island. He checked his phone.
Sylvia had invited a personal trainer to Thanksgiving. She knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a bitter, endless July night. Viola was in the library.
Andre was relieved that Dennis was coming to his grand opening.
The poet opened the door, and led Jessie inside.
Jose opened the door to the kitchen. The silence was overwhelming.
After spending a night in hell, Ellen was relieved to see her home.
Stacey hoped that Wendy was engrossed.
The barn was flooded.
Xyrauc leaned into the wind.
Sharon was the best barber bar none.
Leona lit a cigarette.
Jimmie was suprised to be alive.
Margie opened the door to the bedroom. She rubbed her hands together.
Richard could see that Wayne was a cartoonist. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Going to the valley was a terrible idea. Becky cracked open another beer.
When Lauren opened the door Mrs. Brown looked up from her book.
If the librarian didn't arrive soon, Katherine didn't know what she would do.
It was a long way to the creek. Everett stopped and questioned his plan.
Norman was choosing. He took a sip of his merlot.
The spider was on the prowl. Josephine pretended not to notice.
Someone had invited a dolphin to the wedding. Jane knew what to do.
The sound of the angle-grinder made Daniel angry.
Gail knew that the dinosaur was compassionate.
There had never been a lawyer quite like Leslie Allen, and he knew it.
Vickie put down the slice of pizza carefully.
Greg could not see anything.
Uorpaynys Spaceshine raised his axe.
Lady Tillybeck was in one of her moods.
Larry could tell that Gilbert was inconsiderate. He opened the door to the living room.
Mattie was the best ninja bar none.
As soon as the party started, Jay knew it wasn't too late.
On Monday, Nellie made mistakes.
When Maxine arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone rushed to see her.
The noises coming from the lounge room made Stephen uneasy.
Ralph opened the door to the guest room. He was afraid of what he might find.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Joshua smiled knowingly.
When rain stopped, Daniel knew it was time to move on.
Erin knew that the private detective was contemplative.
Vickie took a long sip of her milkshake. It was going to be a long afternoon.
Gertrude knew that Olga was lifeless.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Yolanda was relieved to see her father.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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