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As soon as the funeral started, Renee raised her hands.
"All's well that ends well," Peggy told herself as she waited on the bus.
Going to the bay was a foolhardy idea. Tyler took a bite of his croissant.
Beirpu Faithdemon raised his fist.
There had never been a doctor quite like Ralph Ma son, and he knew it.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Delores want to scream.
Rebecca was driving. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
After spending a night on the street, Eddie was relieved to see his home.
When Sylvia arrived at her party, Anthony booed her.
It was a typical Friday morning. Tyler was in the corner.
Sara opened the door to the attic. She had dreamed of this moment.
If the messenger didn't arrive soon, Yolanda didn't know what she would do.
Wallace had been expecting Micheal for days. He chewed his lip.
Gladys was the best bank robber in town.
It was a clear Sunday morning. Troy straightened his clothes as he led the shaman into the dungeon.
The dining room was full of smoke.
Tyrone knew that the goat was fanciful.
Someone had invited a wolf to the party. Kyle knew it wouldn't end well.
The dog was on the prowl. Shawn knew exactly what to do.
It was a long way to the volcano. Andre stopped and took a long sip of his whiskey.
Grace could tell that Marlene was a bandit. She tried not to feel intimidated.
The mortician opened the door, and led Warren inside.
Antonio was over the hill. He had a mouse in his hand.
Minnie walked into the guest room and glanced at Willard. "You make me run," she said.
Sherri tried to hide. It was going to be a long afternoon.
Vincent took a bite of his bratwurst.
On Sunday, Steve made art.
Renee opened the door to the armory. She checked her reflection.
As soon as the grand opening started, Philip knew it wasn't too late.
After spending a night under a bridge, Julio was relieved to see his husband.
When Dan opened the door Mr. Jones looked up from his book.
Jeffrey put down the muffin slowly.
Going to the desert was a great idea. Alice hoped for a miracle.
For as long as William could remember, he'd wanted to be a missionary.
Mildred could see that Loretta was conciliatory. She opened the door to the office.
It was a typical night in the cafe. Lawrence questioned his decision.
Whouler leaned into the wind.
Charlene hoped that Willie was skinny.
Donald had come to the liferaft prepared. He was here to meet the hotelier.
Bessie could not feel anything.
Toni was listening. She ground her teeth.
Carrie had invited a paramedic to her funeral. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Jacqueline felt that the construction worker was dejected.
Amy was glad that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
Lady Valerie was sitting in the basement.
Lord Strathgarth was waiting in the cell.
If the gate-keeper didn't arrive soon, Jackie didn't know what she would do.
Gail opened the door to the stable. She could not believe what she saw.
Beverly knew it wasn't too late.
It was a dark and lonely fall night. Earl was at the concert.
Tyler had never been to the lake. He chuckled to himself.
Jean was suprised to be free.
The crook opened the door, and led Vickie inside.
The sound of the faucet dripping made Vincent angry.
Guy opened the door to the laundry. He took a sip of his Red Bull.
Someone had invited a snake to the wedding. Debra knew what to do.
"Dare to dream," Annette told herself as she waited at the mall.
The alligator had escaped. Theodore panicked.
Spiarick shielded her eyes against the blast.
The bright light coming from the attic made Vicki uneasy.
Holly nodded to the beekeeper. It was going to be a special afternoon.
Marcus had been waiting for Alex for three days. He knew it was too late.
There had never been an entrepreneur quite like Leroy Campbell, and he knew it.
Tracy could tell that Katrina was a gravedigger. She tried not to laugh.
Oori Hopewain raised his axe.
For as long as Irene could remember, she'd wanted to be a geologist.
Shelly knew that the kitten was agreeable.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Theresa took a sip of her punch as she led the wedding planner into the wardrobe.
The bathroom was flooded.
Michael could feel his heart beating.
Cindy could see that the translator was opportunistic.
Mary-Jo walked into the living room and glanced at Kent. "You make me afraid," she said.
Cassandra knew that Penny was modern.
Sam was climbing. He enjoyed the feeling of power.
Chester was disappointed that no one was coming to Christmas.
Jonathan put down the candy-bar slowly.
Wade could see that Arnold was healthy. He opened the door to the guest room.
It was a morning full of promise. Yvonne was in the shop.
Lord Philip was waiting in the outhouse.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Uritch shielded her eyes against the light.
Terrance opened the door to the kitchen. The odour was surprisingly pleasant.
The silversmith opened the door, and led Joan inside.
After spending a night in hospital, Javier was relieved to see his car.
Stephen was delighted to be free.
If the shop assistant didn't arrive soon, Kim didn't know what she would do.
The sound of the squeak toy made Justin laugh.
Liaeith waited for the battle to begin.
Virgil could see that Jim was a cartoonist. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Mildred set aside her pencil.
"They know it was me," Kay told herself as she waited at the travel agent.
Jessica had invited a cow to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
The smoke coming from the laundry made Wanda uneasy.
Evelyn knew that the monkey was indulgent.
As soon as Easter started, Javier looked at the time.
The horse was on the loose. Kirk panicked.
The kitchen was a complete mess.
Linda was the best private detective in town.
When Irene arrived at Christmas, everyone cried.
Aaron hoped that Ken was crying.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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