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It was a beautiful night. Tommy was in the mirror.
Catherine was the best magician who ever lived.
Jo had invited a kitten to Easter. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Walter was delighted to be alone.
Someone had invited a zebra to Christmas. Florence knew what to do.
Madison had never been to the forest. She nodded to the researcher.
Feneu waited for the battle to begin.
Kay was moving. She straightened her clothes.
Lord Jon was reading in the wardrobe.
Delores knew that the fish was unambitious.
Smoke was in the air. Nancy opened the door.
Wade could tell that Gregory was a spin doctor. He tried not to worry.
It was a bitterly cold morning. Ronnie sucked his teeth as he led the senator into the wine cellar.
Maxine opened the door to the outhouse. She had dreamed of this moment.
Tracey laughed to herself. It was going to be a tough evening.
As soon as the grand opening started, Janet took a bite of her apple.
If the scientist didn't arrive soon, Wallace didn't know what he would do.
Donald had come to the windmill alone. He was here to meet the impersonator.
The smoke coming from the dining room made Jeff hopeful.
Bill staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
Kay questioned her decision.
For as long as Veronica could remember, she'd wanted to be a veterinarian.
Ivan could not feel anything.
After spending a night in hell, Francis was relieved to see his home.
When the sun rose, Cassandra knew it was time to move on.
Going to the waterfall was a foolhardy idea. Warren checked his watch.
It was a long way to the valley. Tom stopped and took a long sip of his chocolate milk.
The panda was on the prowl. Gwendolyn tried to remain calm.
Marc was the best secretary around.
Lord Inverbex was in one of his moods.
Don knew that the doctor was emotional.
It was a dull, insipid September night. Clifford was under the bridge.
Yelea arose from slumber.
Hilda opened the door to the office. She nodded to the receptionist.
Mathew hoped that Kent was power-hungry.
Caroline was listening. She cracked open another beer.
Virginia had been waiting for Marsha for hours. She went over the plan.
It started like any other morning in the casino. Stephanie checked her reflection.
Mario could tell that Javier was a pianist. He tried not to worry.
Edna had never been to the woods. She bit her fingernails.
Harry could feel his heart beating.
Dolores hoped that the dolphin was courteous.
There had never been a writer quite like Joanne Martin, and she knew it.
Margie opened the door to the basement. She was afraid of what she might find.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
Lady Jameschester was reading in the living room.
Wrirduith Mindcarver raised his shield.
Eric was at school. He had a corkscrew in his hand.
For as long as Shawn could remember, he'd wanted to be a saxophonist.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Gloria want to scream.
As soon as Christmas started, Milton meditated.
After spending a night under a bridge, Deanna was relieved to see her mother.
Luis fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
The lobby was ready.
When Teresa arrived at her grand opening, everyone cried.
Someone had invited a sheep to the funeral. Kathy knew the fun was about to begin.
Bryan was suprised to be floating.
The smoke coming from the basement made Willard hopeful.
The DJ opened the door, and led Bartholomew inside.
It was a bright and starry night. Jack was at the zoo.
Marsha had come to the North Pole alone. She was here to meet the bonecarver.
Jeanne walked into the bedroom and glanced at Eileen. "You make me sad," she said.
Lord Jose was in one of his moods.
Terrence was the best shepherd bar none.
John smiled knowingly.
If the ninja didn't arrive soon, Kathryn didn't know what she would do.
On Wednesday, Eugene made an effort.
When Sandra arrived at Thanksgiving, Wanda welcomed her.
Shawn opened the door to the classroom. He took a bite of his icecream.
Lonnie could see that Lloyd was intrigued. He opened the door to the living room.
Brett was drinking. He took a sip of his 7-up.
Calvin hoped that Bryan was unpleasant.
Melanie was in the shower. She had a pencil in her hand.
Lady Kim was sitting in the dining room.
Miriam had invited a magistrate to her wedding. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Going to the beach was a foolhardy idea. Anna went over the plan.
"Winners don't quit," Emily told herself as she waited in the museum.
The fish was on the prowl. Peter knew exactly what to do.
As soon as the grand opening started, Bill cracked open another beer.
The music coming from the dungeon made Dolores hopeful.
It was a typical night in the concert. Leslie bit her fingernails.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Daniel was relieved to see his husband.
Bryan was suprised to be alive.
The detective opened the door, and led Kristen inside.
Leonard opened the door to the lobby. The stench was unmistakable.
When Helen arrived at Christmas, everyone cried.
Shelly could feel her heart beating.
Umep Fleshswine raised his axe.
Elly-May felt that the bartender was quiet.
When Theodore opened the door Mr. Thomas looked up from his work.
Edward could tell that Steve was cautious. He opened the door to the guest room.
There had never been a philanthropist quite like Lynn Clark, and she knew it.
It was a beautiful afternoon. Joel was at the concert.
The lounge room was ready.
Rita put down the chair slowly.
Phillip could see that Brian was a musician. He tried not to laugh.
Someone had invited a chipmunk to Easter. Mary-Beth knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a morning full of promise. Dave shrugged as he led the burglar into the living room.
If the taxidermist didn't arrive soon, Amber didn't know what she would do.
Rafael was climbing. He questioned his decision.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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