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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
"It's now or never," Vanessa told herself as she waited in the shower.
Judy was delighted to be floating.
On Monday, Christy made friends.
There had never been a fraudster quite like Guy Martin, and he knew it.
It was a quiet night. Troy was on the shelf.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Pauline was relieved to see her husband.
Stephanie was the best brewer in town.
For as long as Jimmy could remember, he'd wanted to be a tailor.
Pearl had never been to the waterfall. She took a bite of her candy-bar.
Donald had been expecting Robert for days. He enjoyed the feeling of power.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Ida could see that the puppy was tall.
It was a evening full of promise. Basil chewed some gum as he led the mercenary into the wardrobe.
The sauna was a complete mess.
Smoke was in the air. Nicholas waited.
When Maxine arrived at her party, everyone cried.
Lewis had invited a tattooist to his grand opening. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Someone had invited a porcupine to the wedding. Wendy knew it wouldn't end well.
Leona felt that the publisher was unambitious.
The smoke coming from the chapel made Michael uneasy.
Theodore could see that Julio was attractive.
Ken could see that Jeff was impulsive. He opened the door to the living room.
Lady Michelle was in one of her moods.
Adam put down the chair slowly.
When Bill arrived at Thanksgiving, Ruth ignored him.
The photographer opened the door, and led Clarence inside.
If the coach didn't arrive soon, Renee didn't know what she would do.
Lord Greenhope was eating in the lounge room.
For as long as Jason could remember, he'd wanted to be an actor.
Lynn was on the bus. She had a bagel in her hand.
Bertha opened the door to the pantry. The smell was surprisingly pleasant.
When Rosemary opened the door Mrs. Davis looked up from her book.
Gilbert hoped that Clifton was coming to his wedding.
Emma had been waiting for Mabel for six hours. She crouched and tied her laces.
It was a long way to the ocean. Juanita stopped and took a bite of her sandwich.
On Sunday, Elsie made love.
The tortoise was on the prowl. Cindy tried to remain calm.
Lloyd walked into the sauna and looked at Victor. "You make me glow," he said.
As soon as the party started, Anita whistled nonchalantly.
It was a clear July evening. Tara was in the bushes.
Julia could see that the sheriff was peaceful.
The dungeon was locked.
Christopher questioned his plan.
When the moon came up, Kim knew it was time to find shelter.
It was a typical afternoon in the deli. Jon picked up his key.
"All's well that ends well," Charlotte told herself as she waited in the pantry.
It was a typical spring afternoon. Velma took a bite of her fishcake as she led the barista into the cell.
Dorie shielded his eyes against the sun.
Lord Caerchester was in one of his moods.
The cook opened the door, and led Patrick inside.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Tonya waited.
Edwin could see that Ian was a stunt double. He tried not to laugh.
Fluondumun leaned into the wind.
Wanda was the best chef who ever lived.
Robert picked up his key. It was going to be a momentous day.
Theodore put down the guitar carefully.
Lori opened the door to the garage. She giggled to herself.
After spending a night on the street, Willard was relieved to see his boss.
Kathy had come to Moscow alone. She was here to meet the ambassador.
Travis opened the door to the attic. The silence was overwhelming.
Freddie was delighted to be alone.
It was a gloomy Sunday afternoon. Sherri was in the library.
Janice walked into the laundry and looked at Sam. "You make me succeed," she said.
As soon as the wedding started, Vickie knew it wasn't too late.
Juan fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Elmer could see that the bear was sordid.
Phillip was praying. He swallowed nervously.
For as long as Ronald could remember, he'd wanted to be a shop assistant.
The barber opened the door, and led Jean inside.
Byron had never been to the desert. He crouched and tied his laces.
"Patience is a virtue," Jerome told himself as he waited in the supermarket.
Allison knew that Jane was coming to Christmas.
When Dwayne arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone cried.
If the guitarist didn't arrive soon, Dustin didn't know what he would do.
The sound of the alarm made Leona want to cry.
Going to the river was a nice idea. Walter lit a cigarette.
Stanley could tell that Ricky was unprincipled. He opened the door to the lobby.
Alicia had been waiting for Terri for hours. She went over the plan.
Wanda had invited a dolphin to her funeral. She knew what to do.
The lion was on the loose. Thelma tried to remain calm.
Someone had invited a puppy to the party. Clifton knew the fun was about to begin.
When Wallace opened the door Mr. Hud son looked up from his book.
Viola had come to Berlin alone. She was here to meet the court jester.
Lady Lillie was waiting in the bathroom.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Salvador hoped that Tyrone was hopeful.
Jimmie put down the carrot slowly.
Lord Inverforth was waiting in the laundry.
It was a typical summer evening. Sarah-Jane was outside the window.
For as long as Laura-May could remember, she'd wanted to be a chemist.
Dale hoped that the cook was authoritarian.
As soon as the grand opening started, Jorge looked at the time.
Andrea chewed her lip.
When Pauline arrived at her party, Ralph embraced her.
Tonya was on the bus. She had a celery stick in her hand.
Charlotte was painting. She took a bite of her bratwurst.
Toni opened the door to the kitchen. The silence was overwhelming.
Ruben could see that Clayton was a meteorologist. He tried not to smile.
It was a long way to the gully. Marvin stopped and crouched and tied his laces.
The sound of laughter made Megan want to scream.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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