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For as long as Albert could remember, he'd wanted to be a lawyer.
Sam was suprised to be alive.
Someone had invited a kitten to Christmas. Eleanor knew it wouldn't end well.
Constance was disappointed that no one was coming to her party.
Joseph hoped that the horse was tense.
There had never been an executioner quite like Jeremy Smith, and he knew it.
Lord Addlecombe was in one of his moods.
The tiger was on the prowl. Gordon tried to remain calm.
As soon as Easter started, Sherry nodded to the pirate.
The bright light coming from the chapel made Henry uneasy.
Jackie had never been to the island. She swallowed nervously.
When the moon came up, Roy knew it was time to sleep.
Sonia had invited a bear to her grand opening. She knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a gloomy summer afternoon. Stanley was down the well.
Milton put down the kebab nervously.
The archaeologist opened the door, and led Troy inside.
After spending a night on a plane, Cody was relieved to see his wife.
When Mabel arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed at her.
Lord Norman was reading in the barn.
Wayne could see that the bartender was complex.
Cory fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Holly could feel her life slipping away.
Going to the woods was a great idea. Marion snapped her fingers.
When Howard opened the door Mrs. Tremblay looked up from her book.
Smoke was in the air. Teresa smiled knowingly.
Misty was shrinking. She ground her teeth.
The sound of the car horn made Willie hesitant.
It was a long way to the cave. Harry stopped and grinned.
Sherry had been waiting for Theresa for six hours. She took a sip of her margarita.
Claire was delighted to be alive.
Someone had invited a puppy to the party. Mitchell knew what to do.
As soon as the funeral started, Victoria wiped the sweat from her brow.
Frank opened the door to the bathroom. His senses were overwhelmed.
For as long as Bob could remember, he'd wanted to be an archer.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
On Sunday, Lois always made music.
Yllalou shielded her eyes against the blast.
Caiv Oath-anvil raised her fist.
Priscilla opened the door to the outhouse. She wanted a croissant.
Jane could tell that Gloria was trusting. She opened the door to the attic.
David had never been to the gully. He lowered his gaze.
Eutsh waited for the battle to begin.
Frederick put down the chair carefully.
Joe felt that the hippopotamus was humorous.
Alberto had come to New York alone. He was here to meet the printer.
Floyd hoped that Joel was infatuated.
There had never been a captain quite like Calvin Adams, and he knew it.
Alvin hoped that the gladiator was money-minded.
After spending a night in jail, Sam was relieved to see his father.
Lord Francisco was sitting in the chapel.
When Nellie opened the door Mrs. Powell looked up from her work.
Elaine was delighted to be free.
It was a typical January night. Sue wanted a cigarette as she led the jeweler into the dining room.
When Pauline arrived at Easter, Caroline laughed.
Vera was the best exterminator who ever lived.
Debbie enjoyed the feeling of freedom. It was going to be a fantastic afternoon.
Wallace was relieved that everyone was coming to his grand opening.
Vivian staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
"Just try not to cry," Esther told herself as she waited at the pub.
Walter was painting. He rubbed his hands together.
It was a typical night in the closet. Shannon sucked her teeth.
When Curtis arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone laughed at him.
Someone had invited a horse to the party. Melanie knew what to do.
Heather was at the casino. She had a spatula in her hand.
Hilda opened the door to the laundry. She was afraid of what she might find.
Tyler walked into the attic and glanced at Victor. "You make me sad," he said.
Cassandra could tell that Denise was superficial. She opened the door to the dungeon.
Alex could see that George was an artist. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Grace had been expecting Lynn for five days. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
When rain stopped, Roy knew it was time to find shelter.
As soon as the grand opening started, Gary smiled knowingly.
The monkey was on the prowl. Angela tried to remain calm.
Crane Joyhammer raised her axe.
Lauren put down the skateboard slowly.
Dana had never been to the bay. She checked her reflection.
Brylt shielded his eyes against the blast.
After spending a night on a train, Armando was relieved to see his car.
Lady Esther was waiting in the living room.
It was a hot and humid November night. Samantha took a sip of her Bud Light as she led the guitarist into the corridor.
Nora felt that Josephine was bizarre.
Eoroonor leaned into the wind.
It was a long way to the creek. Dave stopped and laughed to himself.
Willie was the best minister who ever lived.
It was a lazy spring afternoon. Sonia was in the office.
When Lorraine opened the door Mr. Thomas looked up from his book.
Sheila fumbled in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Manuel could feel his life slipping away.
Freddie had invited a captain to Easter. He knew it wouldn't end well.
The smell coming from the guest room made Zachary uneasy.
Ramon was delighted to be floating.
Margaret could see that Deborah was idiosyncratic. She opened the door to the kitchen.
If the goatherd didn't arrive soon, Tyrone didn't know what he would do.
Mike meditated.
For as long as June could remember, she'd wanted to be an archer.
Edna went over the plan. It was going to be a tough night.
Going to the desert was a nice idea. Terrance chewed some gum.
When rain began, Alma knew it was time to sleep.
Brenda could tell that Dawn was a geologist. She tried not to smile.
"It's almost over," Marlene told herself as she waited at the concert.
There had never been a surgeon quite like Leslie Lewis, and she knew it.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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