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On Saturday, Eleanor always made dessert.
Someone had invited a giraffe to the wedding. Stacey knew what to do.
For as long as Stella could remember, she'd wanted to be a construction worker.
The sound of the baby crying made Maureen want to scream.
The pirate opened the door, and led Bernard inside.
Lisa was suprised to be alive.
Hilda staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Erin had invited a fish to Easter. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Jacob could tell that Brad was a guitarist. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Gail shrugged. It was going to be a special day.
If the lighthouse-keeper didn't arrive soon, Tony didn't know what he would do.
When Derrick opened the door Mr. Wright looked up from his work.
The squirrel was on the prowl. Vincent tried to remain calm.
Vera had come to Australia alone. She was here to meet the sheriff.
Ron put down the sandwich carefully.
Jane opened the door to the basement. She knew it wasn't too late.
When Glen arrived at his funeral, everyone cried.
It was a typical night in the garage. Pauline buttoned up her jacket.
Mike opened the door to the stable. He was afraid of what he might find.
Lord Philip was sitting in the dining room.
There had never been a wedding planner quite like Jessie Davis, and she knew it.
The music coming from the cloakroom made Johnnie uneasy.
It was a brilliant Wednesday morning. Cory was on the porch.
Antonio hoped that the goose was original.
Stanley was relieved that everyone was coming to his party.
Linda felt that the pickpocket was nonchalant.
Rita chewed some gum.
Nelson could not hear anything.
For as long as Marcia could remember, she'd wanted to be a sniper.
It was a bright and starry Tuesday night. Barry laughed to himself as he led the paramedic into the basement.
As soon as the funeral started, Earl wanted to start over.
Pamela was looking. She enjoyed the feeling of power.
When rain stopped, Max knew it was time to run.
On Saturday, Gordon made a movie.
The sound of the lawnmower made Mitchell want to scream.
Valerie staggered in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Katie took a bite of her bratwurst. It was going to be a fantastic night.
Kim had never been to the river. She lowered her gaze.
The stable was full of smoke.
Adam could see that Glenn was unique. He opened the door to the outhouse.
Going to the peak was a terrible idea. Melanie scratched her hand.
Lady Darlene was eating in the living room.
Lori had invited a squirrel to her wedding. She knew the fun was about to begin.
After spending a night in jail, Alma was relieved to see her home.
Someone had invited an elephant to Easter. Edith knew it wouldn't end well.
Matthew felt that Jay was frisky.
Julio had come to the moon alone. He was here to meet the chemist.
When Joyce opened the door Mr. Williams looked up from his book.
Jessica put down the ball carefully.
Shirley chewed some gum.
Jorge opened the door to the laundry. He took a bite of his bagel.
Lady Leethwaite was eating in the barn.
Nathan was suprised to be free.
It was a beautiful night. Terry looked at the time as he led the chauffeur into the library.
When Sean arrived at his funeral, everyone rushed to see him.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Frank looked at the time.
Laurie felt that the torturer was neutral.
If the park ranger didn't arrive soon, Allan didn't know what he would do.
When Diana arrived at Thanksgiving, Caroline stared in disbelief.
Stacy could tell that Valerie was a juggler. She tried not to laugh.
When rain began, Harvey knew it was time to sleep.
The sound of the alarm made Franklin hesitant.
The dining room was flooded.
Melvin was the best teacher around.
Sally could see that June was sadistic. She opened the door to the barn.
Alicia opened the door to the basement. She could not believe what she saw.
As soon as the grand opening started, Theresa laughed to herself.
It was a long way to the mountain. Rhonda stopped and lowered her gaze.
On Thursday, Bartholomew always made it right.
Byron was in the hair salon. He had a hammer in his hand.
Christy had been waiting for Phyllis for hours. She shrugged.
"It has to work," Jaime told himself as he waited in the hospital.
Tom walked into the dungeon and glanced at Sue. "You make me glow," he said.
It was a typical day in the bakery. Natalie scratched her hand.
The smell coming from the outhouse made Suzanne uneasy.
Stella had come to Spain prepared. She was here to meet the sleuth.
Going to the bay was a great idea. Minnie closed her eyes and took a breath.
Omago waited for the battle to begin.
Sandra had never been to the ocean. She lit a cigarette.
There had never been a priest quite like Fernando White, and he knew it.
It was a clear, bright January evening. Rhonda laughed to herself as she led the teacher into the dining room.
It was a morning full of promise. Samuel was at the bus stop.
When Fred opened the door Mrs. Allen looked up from her book.
If the paramedic didn't arrive soon, Vera didn't know what she would do.
The camel was on the loose. Ruben panicked.
When Julia arrived at Easter, everyone gasped.
Christine put down the sandwich carefully.
Edna had invited a spin doctor to her party. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Vincent could tell that Eddie was delicate. He opened the door to the living room.
Kyle was in the deli. He had a plate in his hand.
Sally opened the door to the pantry. She took a sip of her juice.
Annie could see that Jessica was optimistic.
Suzanne was the best merchant in town.
Kim knew that the beekeeper was humorous.
As soon as the funeral started, Dolores gripped her can opener.
Wesio Loveveil raised his fist.
Lady Malcot was reading in the bedroom.
For as long as Gail could remember, she'd wanted to be a radiologist.
Cory fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Angel angry.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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