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Dolores was the best chauffeur who ever lived.
The drummer opened the door, and led Joan inside.
Howard had come to the windmill prepared. He was here to meet the sheriff.
Yelearn Windskin raised his axe.
After spending a night in jail, Willie was relieved to see her father.
For as long as Jo could remember, she'd wanted to be a guide.
When Sidney arrived at his grand opening, Maria welcomed him.
Kay was angry that no one was coming to her funeral.
Someone had invited a donkey to Christmas. Shannon knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
On Tuesday, Thomas made the world better.
Phillip enjoyed the feeling of anticipation. It was going to be a fantastic night.
As soon as the wedding started, Lewis took a sip of his whiskey.
It was a night full of promise. Arthur raised his hands as he led the archaeologist into the attic.
Yelurf leaned into the wind.
It was a foggy November afternoon. Sandra was in the hospital.
Cathy opened the door to the garage. She scratched her hand.
Cecil wanted a smoke.
Eileen opened the door to the barn. She was afraid of what she would find.
Phyllis was under the bed. She had a key in her hand.
Aaron fumbled in the darkness. The walls were damp.
George put down the muffin slowly.
Paul could see that Virgil was a baker. He tried not to laugh.
If the captain didn't arrive soon, Derrick didn't know what he would do.
Katie could see that Miriam was calculating. She opened the door to the dining room.
Ruth could see that the badger was profound.
Ronnie hoped that Lewis was bold.
The living room was ready.
When Eva opened the door Mrs. Cooper looked up from her book.
Going to the gully was a foolhardy idea. Willie giggled to himself.
Marlene had come to the moon prepared. She was here to meet the engineer.
"They know it was me," Douglas told himself as he waited in the bath.
When the sun rose, Denise knew it was time to sleep.
Xilie Bondrain raised her axe.
When Shirley arrived at her grand opening, Maureen gasped.
It was a long way to the island. Justin stopped and took a sip of his merlot.
Marie felt that the security guard was intense.
Someone had invited a koala to the funeral. Everett knew it wouldn't end well.
Ricardo had invited a herald to Thanksgiving. He knew the fun was about to begin.
The editor opened the door, and led Sheila inside.
Derek could feel his heart beating.
Darryl buttoned up his jacket. It was going to be a long afternoon.
Elam arose from slumber.
For as long as Grace could remember, she'd wanted to be a pianist.
Willard laughed to himself.
Leroy walked into the studio and glanced at Eric. "You make me scream," he said.
Ramona opened the door to the sauna. She meditated.
Terri was relieved that no one was coming to Easter.
The bright light coming from the cell made Nicholas uneasy.
Smoke was in the air. Charlene looked at the time.
The sound of the baby crying made Travis want to scream.
Melissa fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
The library was covered in blood.
The crocodile was on the prowl. Teresa tried to remain calm.
There had never been a scientist quite like Tammy Moore, and she knew it.
When Enrique opened the door Mrs. Baker looked up from her work.
As soon as Christmas started, Jeanne buttoned up her jacket.
On Friday, Eddie made joy.
Ron was suprised to be alone.
Jose opened the door to the living room. He was afraid of what he might find.
Deanna had come to the liferaft prepared. She was here to meet the tattooist.
"You deserve this," Lori told herself as she waited behind the bikeshed.
Bonnie could tell that Naomi was troublesome. She opened the door to the closet.
It was a bleak, wintery Monday afternoon. Rene was in the prison.
Someone had invited a bunny to the wedding. Margie knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a morning full of promise. Irma took a long sip of her merlot as she led the greengrocer into the library.
Valerie was in the office. She had a stapler in her hand.
Gwendolyn put down the croissant nervously.
Edgar felt that the wolf was helpful.
Lady Pontfield was reading in the outhouse.
When rain began, Francisco knew it was time to run.
Vernon knew that Kirk was frustrated.
It was a long way to the beach. Michelle stopped and checked her reflection.
Kordai arose from slumber.
Jon wiped the sweat from his brow.
It was a typical day in the conservatory. Patrick took a bite of his spring-roll.
When Jason arrived at his funeral, Manuel fainted.
Emily was painting. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
There had never been a guru quite like Margie Taylor, and she knew it.
Lord Harvey was in one of his moods.
Joe felt that the mobster was bitter.
When Martin arrived at his party, Ella ignored him.
Josephine was suprised to be alone.
Marshall chuckled to himself. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
Francisco was worried that no one was coming to Easter.
Keith had invited a goldfish to Christmas. He knew it wouldn't end well.
The music coming from the dining room made Violet uneasy.
If the miner didn't arrive soon, Cecil didn't know what he would do.
Smoke was in the air. Jonathan looked at the time.
It was a wintery Wednesday afternoon. Aaron was in the attic.
Maxine had never been to the planet. She chewed some gum.
As soon as the wedding started, Rita took a long sip of her diet Coke.
Gregory walked into the bathroom and glanced at Christopher. "You make me a better person," he said.
Calvin was under the bed. He had a hairbrush in his hand.
It was a bright and starry Sunday night. Kathryn grimaced as she led the juggler into the lobby.
Sylvia opened the door to the dining room. She could not believe what she saw.
Going to the desert island was a great idea. Carrie took a long sip of her Guinness.
Allison could tell that Stacy was earnest. She opened the door to the barn.
Angela fumbled in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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