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For as long as Brenda could remember, she'd wanted to be a firefighter.
When Terrance arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone laughed at him.
It was a rainy night. April was in the museum.
On Saturday, Ron always made it easier.
Skoeth shielded her eyes against the sun.
Someone had invited a hamster to the party. Alexander knew what to do.
Dianne opened the door to the waiting room. She had dreamed of this moment.
It was a magical afternoon. Clara knew it was too late as she led the editor into the barn.
Lord Freddie was in one of his moods.
Gene chewed his lip. It was going to be a long night.
Cariald waited for the battle to begin.
Corey opened the door to the conservatory. He hoped for a miracle.
Harvey walked into the laundry and glanced at Nora. "You make me jump," he said.
The attic was deserted.
Joy could tell that Regina was individualistic. She opened the door to the guest room.
Nathaniel had invited a fly to Thanksgiving. He knew what to do.
"This is crazy," Maxine told herself as she waited in the museum.
The antique dealer opened the door, and led Billie inside.
Gene had never been to the forest. He meditated.
Frederick was suprised to be free.
Danielle was in the garden. She had a fishcake in her hand.
Jeffrey could feel his heart beating.
After spending a night on a plane, Erin was relieved to see her wife.
As soon as the party started, Franklin ground his teeth.
Arlene had come to Switzerland alone. She was here to meet the cartoonist.
When Dwight opened the door Mrs. Parker looked up from her book.
Laura-May had been waiting for Martha for five days. She giggled to herself.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
Shirley was the best gondolier around.
Armando was worried that no one was coming to Christmas.
There had never been a cheesemaker quite like Ivan Walker, and he knew it.
When Agnes arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone cried.
The smoke coming from the barn made Stacy hopeful.
If the real estate agent didn't arrive soon, Sherri didn't know what she would do.
Leslie opened the door to the library. She could not believe what she saw.
It was a glorious February night. Leah was in the library.
Lady Bonnie was in one of her moods.
It was a long way to the sea. Marshall stopped and lowered his gaze.
Anna opened the door to the office. She took a bite of her candy-bar.
Basil fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
The bunny was on the prowl. Lewis tried to remain calm.
It was a bright and starry October night. Carl enjoyed the feeling of anticipation as he led the butcher into the bathroom.
Lady Grimley was waiting in the lounge room.
Francisco could see that the duck was presumptuous.
Sarah-Jane knew that the dogcatcher was courageous.
Calvin buttoned up his jacket.
Someone had invited a kitten to the party. Erika knew what to do.
On Monday, Kurt always made a show.
As soon as the wedding started, Katie took a long sip of her coffee.
When Ashley opened the door Mr. White looked up from his work.
When the sun rose, Jessica knew it was time to run.
Eugene was suprised to be free.
For as long as Christian could remember, he'd wanted to be a customs officer.
Carrie was in the food court. She had a banana in her hand.
Ken could feel his heart beating.
Lillian put down the apple nervously.
Steve had been waiting for Bryan for four hours. He looked at the time.
Dennis had never been to the valley. He took a bite of his chicken wing.
Going to the waterfall was a good idea. Jacqueline shuddered in anticipation.
Lord Caerwood was in one of his moods.
It was a long way to the desert island. Billie stopped and buttoned up her jacket.
Jamie had come to the end of the rainbow prepared. He was here to meet the bank robber.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Milton was relieved to see his home.
If the magistrate didn't arrive soon, Leo didn't know what he would do.
Agnes opened the door to the kitchen. She chewed some gum.
It was a warm October morning. Marsha was on the roof.
Jesus was disappointed that everyone was coming to his funeral.
Xui shielded his eyes against the sun.
There had never been a bartender quite like Esther Moore, and she knew it.
Jo-Ellen could not hear anything.
Jorge opened the door to the guest room. The silence was overwhelming.
Stacey felt that the herbalist was anxious.
Lus waited for the battle to begin.
The winemaker opened the door, and led Christian inside.
Shirley hoped that the tortoise was concerned.
Theodore took a bite of his apple. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
The sound of the alarm made Jacqueline want to scream.
Someone had invited a seagull to the party. Norma knew the fun was about to begin.
Eva had been waiting for Stella for four hours. She took a sip of her wine.
As soon as Easter started, Rebecca lowered her gaze.
Bertha had invited a knight to Thanksgiving. She knew the fun was about to begin.
When Eleanor opened the door Mrs. Harris looked up from her work.
It was a typical afternoon in the football stadium. Bryan took a bite of his banana.
Beverly was in the bath. She had a phone in her hand.
Wendy was delighted to be free.
Troy walked into the dungeon and looked at Casey. "You make me run," he said.
The bathroom was covered in blood.
Stephen staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
When Shawn arrived at his grand opening, everyone cried.
Edgar could tell that Elmer was a cheesemaker. He tried not to laugh.
Tina had never been to the desert. She wanted to be alone.
Susan was the best archaeologist bar none.
Going to the planet was a foolhardy idea. Velma took a long sip of her mojito.
On Friday, Philip made a plan.
For as long as Freddie could remember, he'd wanted to be a webmaster.
Jared could see that Adam was serious.
Andy had come to Johannesburg alone. He was here to meet the fraudster.
It was a chilly night. Bobbi-Jo was in the lighthouse.
Linda put down the doll slowly.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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