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Duane had come to Australia alone. He was here to meet the firefighter.
Russell had been expecting Steven for six hours. He smiled.
The smell coming from the laundry made Seth hopeful.
When Lance opened the door Mr. Brooks looked up from his book.
"Today is the day," Cory told himself as he waited up the chimney.
Yawiu shielded his eyes against the sun.
The cow was on the prowl. Jacqueline pretended not to notice.
As soon as the party started, Ronnie raised his hands.
Lady Vinhithe was in one of her moods.
Theodore had never been to the river. He lit a cigarette.
Mabel staggered in the gloom. The walls were damp.
Carolyn was in the museum. She had a Guinness in her hand.
Araldae Worldtongue raised her sword.
Philip put down the guitar slowly.
It was a tumultuous Sunday afternoon. Nathan was in the hair salon.
Lord Derek was in one of his moods.
Melanie was suprised to be alone.
Marilyn could see that the squirrel was softheaded.
Someone had invited a hippopotamus to Christmas. Corey knew the fun was about to begin.
Myrtle opened the door to the bathroom. Her senses were overwhelmed.
It was a warm January morning. Lance crouched and tied his laces as he led the taxidermist into the laundry.
Doris could feel her life slipping away.
Marcia had invited a wedding planner to her funeral. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Lord Hullcoombe was sitting in the wine cellar.
Sue hoped that the receptionist was religious.
Edith could tell that Anne was an undertaker. She tried not to smile.
Going to the valley was a nice idea. Judith took a sip of her gin and tonic.
The sound of the seagulls made Miguel want to scream.
When Melanie opened the door Mrs. Campbell looked up from her book.
Nicholas knew that Erik was skinny.
Lillie chewed her lip. It was going to be a momentous night.
Myrtle could tell that Marie was offensive. She opened the door to the wardrobe.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Colleen stopped and lowered her gaze.
Ryan had been expecting Reginald for days. He bit his fingernails.
When Susan arrived at her grand opening, everyone cried.
The control room was dark and oddly quiet.
For as long as Leona could remember, she'd wanted to be a detective.
After spending a night in the airport, Russell was relieved to see his home.
Jennifer had come to the fairy grotto prepared. She was here to meet the politician.
Eerl shielded his eyes against the sun.
Gene was the best ornithologist in town.
Marvin staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Franklin had never been to the swamp. He scratched his hand.
If the truck driver didn't arrive soon, Irene didn't know what she would do.
There had never been a yak herder quite like Danny Lee, and he knew it.
It was a cold, moonlit spring night. Maureen was at the pub.
As soon as the wedding started, Donna closed her eyes and took a breath.
The smell coming from the basement made Cynthia hopeful.
Natalie could not see anything.
Marcia opened the door to the dungeon. The silence was overwhelming.
Randy had invited a trapper to Thanksgiving. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Love was in the air. Bob waited.
Heruirk Joyveil raised his sword.
Someone had invited a porcupine to the party. Lillie knew it wouldn't end well.
Going to the swamp was a foolhardy idea. Helen straightened her clothes.
Joann put down the umbrella nervously.
Monica opened the door to the barn. She knew it was too late.
Gerald walked into the basement and looked at Alberto. "You make me cry," he said.
When Christopher arrived at his funeral, everyone laughed.
The ant had escaped. Rene knew exactly what to do.
Steven felt that the chipmunk was detestable.
Don felt that Seth was contemptible.
Lady Heather was reading in the corridor.
Clinton knew that the fashion designer was shaky.
The singer opened the door, and led Eduardo inside.
Gilaoh waited for the battle to begin.
Billy-Bob was delighted to be alive.
It was a typical evening in the museum. Carl hoped for a miracle.
"This is crazy," James told himself as he waited at the butcher.
Russell could not feel anything.
Stephen had never been to the pond. He raised his hands.
When wolves began to howl, Willie knew it was time to sleep.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
The kitchen was spotless.
Pearl had come to the fairy grotto prepared. She was here to meet the lawyer.
Daryl opened the door to the closet. The silence was overwhelming.
The smoke coming from the dungeon made Dwight hopeful.
Gerald lit a cigarette.
Ivan walked into the stable and glanced at Billie. "You make me laugh," he said.
If the photographer didn't arrive soon, Allen didn't know what he would do.
The panda was on the loose. Viola panicked.
Kirk opened the door to the bedroom. He hoped for a miracle.
When Wilma arrived at her wedding, everyone embraced her.
The sound of the alarm made Ida angry.
There had never been an assassin quite like Roy Jones, and he knew it.
Tracy was in the bomb-shelter. She had a cracker in her hand.
It was a beautiful spring morning. Carol was at the skateboard park.
For as long as Elizabeth could remember, she'd wanted to be a paramedic.
Skoshu Mindbreaker raised his fist.
Christina was the best electrician around.
Kathryn could see that Clara was an animal trainer. She tried not to worry.
Love was in the air. Courtney looked at the time.
It was a long way to the lake. Eduardo stopped and enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Aoweurn leaned into the wind.
Willard put down the chair slowly.
Jordan had been waiting for Daryl for three hours. He scratched his hand.
It was a typical afternoon. Mary wanted one last chance as she led the composer into the bedroom.
Lord Norcott was reading in the kitchen.
Esther opened the door to the wine cellar. She could not believe what she saw.
Stephanie had invited a captain to her wedding. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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