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Nathaniel ground his teeth. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
Joyce could see that Gail was a butcher. She tried not to laugh.
Someone had invited a snail to Christmas. Roberto knew it wouldn't end well.
Virgil opened the door to the garage. The silence was overwhelming.
Going to the swamp was a terrible idea. Cheryl giggled to herself.
Maurice hoped that Albert was unlovable.
Claudia had come to the pyramids alone. She was here to meet the historian.
There had never been a waiter quite like Sara Taylor, and she knew it.
It was a long way to the forest. Maxine stopped and took a bite of her bagel.
Grezinia waited for the battle to begin.
As soon as Easter started, Rene wanted a muffin.
Sherri opened the door to the studio. She enjoyed the feeling of power.
Henry had been waiting for Reginald for three days. He whistled nonchalantly.
Hilda was in the fridge. She had a phone in her hand.
Deborah could tell that Rachel was threatened. She opened the door to the attic.
Lord Alberto was in one of his moods.
Barbara was delighted to be alone.
On Tuesday, Debbie always made it better.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Marilyn smiled knowingly.
The beaver was on the loose. Ronnie knew exactly what to do.
For as long as Arlene could remember, she'd wanted to be a physicist.
The bright light coming from the garage made Edith uneasy.
When Mike arrived at Easter, everyone gasped.
It started like any other night in the zoo. Herman grinned.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Jo-Ellen told herself as she waited at the butcher.
The waiting room was full of smoke.
Gilbert had never been to the creek. He took a bite of his burger.
Sean had invited a kitten to his grand opening. He knew the fun was about to begin.
When Sarah opened the door Mr. Garcia looked up from his work.
It was a typical morning in the concert. Victoria took a long sip of her cocktail.
If the garbage collector didn't arrive soon, Kevin didn't know what he would do.
It was a long way to the planet. Harvey stopped and nodded to the terrorist.
Going to the woods was a good idea. Eleanor chewed some gum.
Rodney hoped that the courier was modern.
Erika crouched and tied her laces.
There had never been a blacksmith quite like Geraldine White, and she knew it.
Margie could tell that Helen was a farmer. She tried not to worry.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Herman was under the bed.
On Tuesday, Roy made love.
As soon as the grand opening started, Nathaniel wanted a friend.
Inar shielded his eyes against the sun.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Kay waited.
The guard opened the door, and led Mitchell inside.
Bilao leaned into the wind.
The elephant was on the loose. Pedro panicked.
Christy could see that Tracey was generous. She opened the door to the garage.
Marilyn was in the waiting room. She had a notepad in her hand.
Teresa could not hear anything.
Dwight opened the door to the living room. He had dreamed of this moment.
Someone had invited a kitten to Thanksgiving. Carol knew it wouldn't end well.
"It's going to be okay," Carmen told herself as she waited at the casino.
Benjamin had been expecting Jose for three hours. He went over the plan.
The barn was ready.
Lori staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
Seth put down the kite nervously.
Alice was suprised to be free.
Vickie opened the door to the cell. She struggled to breathe.
Madison walked into the library and looked at Enrique. "You make me worry," she said.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Lord Stephen was in one of his moods.
Linda closed her eyes and took a breath.
If the sniper didn't arrive soon, Christopher didn't know what he would do.
When Tim opened the door Mr. Hill looked up from his book.
Raul was the best construction worker around.
It was a magical January morning. Karen was in the attic.
It started like any other evening in the hair salon. Lena sucked her teeth.
Loretta could tell that Carole was a soldier. She tried not to laugh.
Lady Addlegrove was sitting in the dining room.
For as long as Irene could remember, she'd wanted to be a shepherd.
Alberto felt that the paramedic was aloof.
Wyneis waited for the battle to begin.
Donald could not see anything.
After spending a night in the airport, Alan was relieved to see his car.
Diana had never been to the beach. She went over the plan.
There had never been a bodyguard quite like Carolyn Campbell, and she knew it.
As soon as the funeral started, Eric chewed his lip.
Duane could see that Dwayne was grief. He opened the door to the outhouse.
On Thursday, James always made it work.
Margie was in the theatre. She had a Guinness in her hand.
Rodney was suprised to be alive.
Geraldine had been expecting Michelle for three hours. She knew it was too late.
When Leroy arrived at Thanksgiving, Raymond laughed.
It was a long way to the island. Clara stopped and questioned her decision.
Albert knew that Bryan was inhibited.
Viola opened the door to the cloakroom. She had dreamed of this moment.
Feniu shielded his eyes against the light.
Alfredo put down the ukulele nervously.
It was a typical day in the nuclear power-plant. Wanda took a long sip of her beer.
It was a long and sleepless night. Stephen was in the hole.
The dolphin was on the loose. Philip tried to remain calm.
The lobby was deserted.
Someone had invited a hamster to the grand opening. Claude knew it wouldn't end well.
Lord Ravensmagh was in one of his moods.
Donald was angry that no one was coming to his wedding.
Anne took a bite of her candy-bar.
Donna was whistling. She knew it wasn't too late.
It was a clear Monday morning. Thelma wanted to find peace as she led the governor into the kitchen.
When Daryl arrived at his funeral, Rebecca ignored him.
Ghoarporn waited for the battle to begin.
Thomas had never been to the mountain. He crouched and tied his laces.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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