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It was a gloomy February afternoon. Barbara was in the deli.
Irma staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Sergio had come to Paris alone. He was here to meet the farmer.
Audrey hoped for a miracle. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
Sean could see that Ivan was content.
It was a beautiful October afternoon. Ernest closed his eyes and took a breath as he led the stonecutter into the closet.
The lounge room was spotless.
Someone had invited a monkey to Easter. Susan knew what to do.
Valerie could see that Christina was a hairdresser. She tried not to worry.
The sound of the alarm made Maureen want to scream.
Truldioral Hopewalker raised her axe.
When the sun rose, Kathryn knew it was time to run.
As soon as the grand opening started, Alice checked her watch.
If the goldsmith didn't arrive soon, Felix didn't know what he would do.
Going to the pond was a foolhardy idea. Lori took a bite of her sandwich.
Grace had never been to the waterfall. She went over the plan.
When Bobbie arrived at her funeral, everyone booed her.
Walter could feel his life slipping away.
Lady Ashminster was eating in the dining room.
Martin had been waiting for Ron for five days. He cracked open another beer.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Randy smiled knowingly.
Marion was choosing. She straightened her clothes.
Jeff was delighted to be free.
The spider had escaped. Ronald tried to remain calm.
Arthur opened the door to the lounge room. The silence was overwhelming.
Sherri knew that the seal was disruptive.
Gordon was the best bonecarver around.
The bright light coming from the stable made Beverly hopeful.
Mary walked into the bathroom and looked at Lucille. "You make me sad," she said.
It was a beautiful evening. Guy checked his phone as he led the journalist into the chapel.
It was a long way to the cave. Patrick stopped and meditated.
Eileen was disappointed that no one was coming to her grand opening.
The walk-in freezer was dark and oddly quiet.
It was a crisp evening. Stephen was in the bath.
Willard knew that the lumberjack was positive.
Mathew could tell that Cody was an artist. He tried not to feel intimidated.
On Friday, Kathryn always made money.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
When Mark opened the door Mrs. Green looked up from her work.
As soon as the party started, Milton chewed his lip.
Frances took a sip of her Guinness.
Kirk felt that Harold was popular.
Monica had invited a coroner to Christmas. She knew what to do.
When the moon came up, Wade knew it was time to find shelter.
Chester snapped his fingers. It was going to be a long day.
Someone had invited a fish to the funeral. Harry knew the fun was about to begin.
Leon had never been to the bay. He twiddled his thumbs.
Lady Caroline was in one of her moods.
Janet could feel her heart beating.
Alberto was in the bushes. He had a cup in his hand.
When Paula arrived at Easter, Shannon stared in disbelief.
When Lauren arrived at her wedding, Johnny embraced her.
The bright light coming from the dining room made Warren hopeful.
Shane opened the door to the garage. His senses were overwhelmed.
Roberta could tell that Theresa was delicate. She opened the door to the sauna.
Carole had been expecting Christina for two days. She wanted relief.
Delores fumbled in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Going to the sea was a good idea. Hazel shuddered in anticipation.
Lord Strathford was in one of his moods.
Ricardo was the best dentist who ever lived.
As soon as the funeral started, Dolores meditated.
Myrtle had come to London prepared. She was here to meet the ornithologist.
It was a foggy evening. Ruben was at the travel agent.
Fua shielded his eyes against the light.
Lord Danny was reading in the studio.
On Sunday, Leon made love.
Iarae Stonemagic raised his shield.
Mike was relieved that no one was coming to his wedding.
Jose had never been to the waterfall. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Caruov arose from slumber.
The goatherd opened the door, and led Ernest inside.
Tim opened the door to the lounge room. He questioned his plan.
After spending a night in hell, Jordan was relieved to see his car.
Someone had invited a cat to Christmas. Georgia knew it wouldn't end well.
Angel was in the hair salon. He had a pair of scissors in his hand.
Ellen was missing. She smiled knowingly.
Lorraine put down the kite nervously.
Eva whistled nonchalantly. It was going to be a tough day.
It was a typical evening in the cell. Lisa raised her hands.
Delores had invited a wolf to Thanksgiving. She knew what to do.
The smell coming from the dungeon made Helen hopeful.
Christian opened the door to the guest room. His senses were overwhelmed.
It was a long way to the sea. Sherri stopped and took a bite of her apple.
Danielle put down her phone.
Marlene walked into the garage and looked at Ana. "You make me happy," she said.
There had never been a mayor quite like Kim Taylor, and she knew it.
"No one suspects a thing," Joel told himself as he waited at the bus stop.
Leroy knew that Chris was overimaginative.
Lady Norcrag was in one of her moods.
On Friday, Gregory made progress.
Smoke was in the air. Valerie opened the door.
As soon as the party started, Ralph buttoned up his jacket.
Erin could see that Sonia was a baker. She tried not to smile.
It was a quiet March night. Phillip bit his fingernails as he led the undertaker into the conservatory.
Going to the river was a great idea. Elly-May took a bite of her pickle.
Lisa hoped that the panda was dreamy.
It was a bright and starry night. Velma was on the roof.
Valuif leaned into the wind.
Jacob opened the door to the garage. He checked his phone.
When Jack arrived at his party, Derrick ignored him.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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