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As soon as Thanksgiving started, Theodore took a long sip of his coffee.
It was a magical morning. Louis was in the deli.
Earl was delighted to be alone.
Sean opened the door to the bathroom. His senses were overwhelmed.
Carole was growing. She straightened her hair.
Sonia could see that the lion was unambitious.
Love was in the air. Ellen waited.
Beth had been expecting Danielle for four days. She enjoyed the feeling of power.
When rain stopped, Judy knew it was time to move on.
There had never been a court jester quite like Mario Tremblay, and he knew it.
When Andy arrived at Christmas, Mike laughed.
Jeanette had invited a nurse to Easter. She knew what to do.
"This is crazy," Jeffrey told himself as he waited in the bushes.
On Saturday, Allison made a treehouse.
Psasmoo Spacebane raised his shield.
Someone had invited a wolf to Thanksgiving. Sara knew it wouldn't end well.
Oelt waited for the battle to begin.
Lauren had never been to the woods. She grinned.
Lois was relieved that no one was coming to her party.
The sound of the squeak toy made Leroy angry.
Christine raised her hands. It was going to be a long morning.
After spending a night in hell, Deanna was relieved to see her wife.
Edward knew that the butcher was quaking.
Nancy opened the door to the dungeon. She took a bite of her sandwich.
Going to the creek was a great idea. Vincent took a sip of his cocktail.
It was a typical day in the bus stop. Manuel chewed some gum.
Max was in the garden. He had an egg nog in his hand.
For as long as Stanley could remember, he'd wanted to be a pawnbroker.
It was a cold, moonlit Saturday night. Leon closed his eyes and took a breath as he led the entrepreneur into the library.
When Armando opened the door Mr. Adams looked up from his work.
Shannon felt that the tortoise was trembling.
Gertrude opened the door to the basement. She was afraid of what she might find.
Kelly put down the pickle slowly.
As soon as the grand opening started, Clyde swallowed nervously.
There had never been a saxophonist quite like Gail Brooks, and she knew it.
When rain stopped, Dustin knew it was time to run.
Sleic shielded her eyes against the blast.
It was a dark, moonless summer night. Karen was in the basement.
Brittany hoped that Ella was well-rounded.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Bernard hesitant.
Phitshoarwyn Liferunner raised her sword.
Ernest could feel his heart beating.
If the taxidermist didn't arrive soon, Salvador didn't know what he would do.
Grace could tell that Lena was a coroner. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Fruerice arose from slumber.
It was a long way to the beach. Fernando stopped and closed his eyes and took a breath.
When Carl arrived at his party, Johnny embraced him.
A sense of magic was in the air. Vernon smiled knowingly.
Going to the pond was a foolhardy idea. Carol crouched and tied her laces.
Someone had invited a zebra to Thanksgiving. Christy knew what to do.
The frog had escaped. Patricia panicked.
For as long as Betty could remember, she'd wanted to be a doctor.
Diana had invited a pawnbroker to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
When Milton opened the door Mrs. Hall looked up from her book.
Eugene had been waiting for Daniel for three hours. He checked his reflection.
Minnie bit her fingernails.
"Just try not to cry," Christopher told himself as he waited at the bakery.
Lady Bandleine was waiting in the kitchen.
Basil was the best park ranger in town.
It was a brilliant winter night. Arthur was in the attic.
On Sunday, Janice made each day count.
As soon as the wedding started, Carole shuddered in anticipation.
Stacy hoped that no one was coming to her party.
Marian had never been to the planet. She knew it wasn't too late.
The smoke coming from the dining room made Randall uneasy.
Kathleen opened the door to the living room. The stench was unmistakable.
It was a foggy afternoon. Ida lowered her gaze as she led the carver into the waiting room.
Ross took a sip of his chocolate milk. It was going to be a long morning.
The sound of the seagulls made Roland hesitant.
Hugh could tell that Earl was a sailor. He tried not to worry.
When Alicia arrived at Thanksgiving, Colleen embraced her.
Anita had come to Canada alone. She was here to meet the dogcatcher.
Hereo arose from slumber.
Laura was suprised to be floating.
Manuel opened the door to the bathroom. He nodded to the greengrocer.
When Vernon arrived at his wedding, Jeremy fainted.
If the journalist didn't arrive soon, Joann didn't know what she would do.
Going to the island was a terrible idea. Esther went over the plan.
After spending a night in the airport, Willie was relieved to see his car.
Roger could see that the puppy was conformist.
Vicki put down the fishcake slowly.
When Heather opened the door Mrs. Campbell looked up from her book.
Dana was at the football stadium. She had a flower in her hand.
Benjamin could tell that David was skillful. He opened the door to the lobby.
It was a warm morning. Suzanne was in the garden.
Peggy had invited a swordsmith to Easter. She knew it wouldn't end well.
The rat had escaped. Jack panicked.
Someone had invited a bee to Thanksgiving. Ross knew it wouldn't end well.
For as long as Brett could remember, he'd wanted to be a criminal.
Lord Culvic was reading in the pantry.
Roger had never been to the desert island. He took a bite of his croissant.
Victor walked into the armory and glanced at Julio. "You make me lie," he said.
Miguel raised his hands. It was going to be a special morning.
It started like any other morning in the bakery. Amber ground her teeth.
Fernando was the best nurse around.
When the sun rose, Jenny knew it was time to move on.
Mary-Lou could see that Tiffany was a chauffeur. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Lord Ernest was in one of his moods.
Ray opened the door to the attic. He had dreamed of this moment.
A sense of magic was in the air. Gabriel opened the door.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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