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It was a afternoon full of promise. Caroline was at the door.
Agnes opened the door to the bedroom. She sucked her teeth.
The sound of the faucet dripping made Jordan want to scream.
Jeff shrugged.
Someone had invited a tiger to Thanksgiving. Tammy knew what to do.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Roberta was relieved to see her mother.
Leon walked into the dining room and glanced at Gene. "You make me giggle," he said.
Edwin was choosing. He took a long sip of his beer.
Lester could see that Jacob was faithless. He opened the door to the cell.
If the wizard didn't arrive soon, Jill didn't know what she would do.
Morris ground his teeth. It was going to be a tough evening.
Roger opened the door to the control room. The odour was unmistakable.
It was a long way to the forest. Allison stopped and nodded to the chief of police.
Xionix shielded her eyes against the sun.
It was a typical afternoon in Paris. Thomas cracked open another beer.
There had never been a bishop quite like Mary-Jo Hernánd ez, and she knew it.
Going to the woods was a good idea. Ted buttoned up his jacket.
The pickpocket opened the door, and led Georgia inside.
Mabel was suprised to be floating.
When wolves began to howl, Ross knew it was time to move on.
As soon as the wedding started, Sheila closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Pau Goldsword raised her sword.
When Dave arrived at Easter, everyone cried.
When Heidi arrived at Christmas, Beverly embraced her.
Smoke was in the air. Howard opened the door.
Delores was angry that Grace was coming to her grand opening.
Kim was in the waiting room. She had a sandwich in her hand.
Lady Astercester was eating in the conservatory.
Carmen staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Raul had invited a bandit to his wedding. He knew what to do.
Bonnie put down the guitar nervously.
Elao leaned into the wind.
Annie had been waiting for Caroline for three days. She whistled nonchalantly.
If the brewer didn't arrive soon, Gerald didn't know what he would do.
When Hazel opened the door Mr. Parker looked up from his work.
It was a sad Saturday afternoon. Katherine was in the attic.
Jacqueline could tell that Allison was frightening. She opened the door to the laundry.
For as long as Thomas could remember, he'd wanted to be a chemist.
Minnie was suprised to be floating.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Duane told himself as he waited in the mirror.
After spending a night in hospital, Karen was relieved to see her home.
Edith opened the door to the chapel. She was afraid of what she would find.
Someone had invited a deer to the party. Keith knew the fun was about to begin.
Jimmy bit his fingernails. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
It started like any other day in the football stadium. Maurice checked his watch.
The noises coming from the garage made Javier hopeful.
Paula had never been to the lake. She nodded to the brewer.
Jamie was the best painter bar none.
Vivian had invited a cheetah to Christmas. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Charlotte had come to Istanbul alone. She was here to meet the farmer.
As soon as the wedding started, Erik struggled to breathe.
Suzanne knew that Dolores was hidebound.
Love was in the air. Kevin opened the door.
Wilma rubbed her hands together.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
Dorothy was on the shelf. She had a wine in her hand.
On Sunday, Bradley always made up a story.
The sheep was on the prowl. Amanda tried to remain calm.
It was a morning full of promise. Vanessa looked at the time as she led the spy into the dungeon.
Going to the river was a bad idea. Olga bit her fingernails.
Alma was suprised to be floating.
Peggy staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
For as long as Irene could remember, she'd wanted to be a photographer.
Kristin could see that Colleen was wonderful. She opened the door to the attic.
It was a long way to the volcano. Jeffrey stopped and took a long sip of his chocolate milk.
Naomi opened the door to the chapel. She swallowed nervously.
Ella knew that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
Billy-Bob felt that the squirrel was quaking.
Irma walked into the garage and looked at Steve. "You make me dance," she said.
Sandra was whistling. She chewed some gum.
Zylaev leaned into the wind.
When Cecil opened the door Mrs. Harris looked up from her book.
The sound of the blender made Danielle laugh.
When Harvey arrived at his grand opening, everyone ignored him.
Leslie opened the door to the barn. The silence was overwhelming.
The noises coming from the wine cellar made Armando hopeful.
Frurtoe Spiritjaw raised his axe.
Vincent took a bite of his icecream. It was going to be a fantastic night.
As soon as Easter started, Elmer sucked his teeth.
It was a dull, insipid afternoon. Ida checked her watch as she led the judge into the attic.
Someone had invited a lamb to the wedding. Norma knew it wouldn't end well.
The hunter opened the door, and led Emily inside.
After spending a night under a bridge, Megan was relieved to see her car.
Leonard could not see anything.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
Jose could see that Herbert was a waiter. He tried not to smile.
Dale tried to hide.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Crystal was in the fridge.
When Martha arrived at Christmas, everyone stared in disbelief.
Carrie opened the door to the basement. She shuddered in anticipation.
Lady Velma was eating in the walk-in freezer.
Maria fumbled in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Dianne had invited a bartender to Easter. She knew it wouldn't end well.
For as long as Emma could remember, she'd wanted to be a researcher.
Terrence had never been to the volcano. He knew it was too late.
Glenn was in the attic. He had an egg nog in his hand.
Going to the valley was a terrible idea. Dan took a bite of his apple.
Melvin had come to Japan prepared. He was here to meet the astronaut.
It was a sad December night. Joel took a sip of his piña colada as he led the boatbuilder into the cell.
Monica was falling. She enjoyed the feeling of power.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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