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Lord Caermagh was reading in the bathroom.
Justin had never been to the valley. He scratched his hand.
Tyrone opened the door to the garage. He shrugged.
Someone had invited a chicken to the party. Brett knew what to do.
As soon as Easter started, Barbara rubbed her hands together.
Lord Johnny was reading in the stable.
Andrea crouched and tied her laces. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
It was a long way to the woods. Carlos stopped and took a bite of his sandwich.
"This is crazy," Rebecca told herself as she waited in the basement.
Virgil put down the kite carefully.
Andy could feel his life slipping away.
Derrick opened the door to the attic. The odour was overwhelming.
It was a dark, moonless Sunday night. Jared was at school.
Lady Leedale was in one of her moods.
Erik could tell that Johnny was a farmer. He tried not to smile.
The penguin was on the prowl. Cheryl panicked.
Erika was under the mountain. She had a pickle in her hand.
Roger walked into the dungeon and looked at Derek. "You make me feel good," he said.
When Vincent arrived at his funeral, Eileen embraced him.
Fluinal arose from slumber.
Mabel was delighted to be alive.
It was a typical afternoon in the pub. Alma bit her fingernails.
Lady Terry was in one of her moods.
Luis fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
After spending a night under a bridge, Wade was relieved to see his car.
When the sun rose, Oscar knew it was time to move on.
Margie had come to Mars prepared. She was here to meet the doctor.
Valerie nodded to the private detective.
Edwin had never been to the waterfall. He snapped his fingers.
Gertrude was glad that everyone was coming to her grand opening.
As soon as the funeral started, Elmer took a long sip of his green tea.
Lady Freincott was reading in the chapel.
A sense of magic was in the air. Hector waited.
Going to the creek was a terrible idea. Jesse buttoned up his jacket.
Melissa had invited a cheesemaker to Easter. She knew the fun was about to begin.
On Saturday, Antonio always made friends.
Herbert felt that the sound technician was completely normal.
Shroormola Sinfist raised her axe.
It was a long way to the ocean. Pamela stopped and snapped her fingers.
It was a damp afternoon. Jo-Ellen was in the closet.
Ross opened the door to the dining room. He could not believe what he saw.
Misty was in the fridge. She had a Powerade in her hand.
Vicki was the best cheesemaker in town.
Lord Thorngate was in one of his moods.
For as long as Raul could remember, he'd wanted to be a beautician.
Jared could see that Ron was serious. He opened the door to the lobby.
Someone had invited a moose to the wedding. Larry knew what to do.
The bright light coming from the basement made Michael uneasy.
Dana had come to China alone. She was here to meet the director.
Andrea fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
The sound of the violin made Gregory angry.
Luis could feel his life slipping away.
When Zachary arrived at Easter, everyone welcomed him.
When wolves began to howl, Jeff knew it was time to move on.
The laundry was covered in blood.
It was a typical night in the aquarium. Rene hoped for a miracle.
"Time to shine," Jorge told himself as he waited in the bath.
When Beth arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone cried.
Julie could see that the truck driver was clever.
Nelson was disappointed that everyone was coming to Christmas.
Lady Heidi was in one of her moods.
Maxine opened the door to the corridor. She shrugged.
Miguel could tell that Peter was a captain. He tried not to laugh.
As soon as the funeral started, Helen questioned her decision.
Love was in the air. Leroy smiled knowingly.
After spending a night in the airport, Arnold was relieved to see his home.
It was a dark and lonely night. Jennie took a bite of her burger as she led the meteorologist into the basement.
When Tiffany opened the door Mrs. King looked up from her work.
Mary-Jo was delighted to be floating.
The silversmith opened the door, and led Susan inside.
Shane opened the door to the bedroom. He was afraid of what he would find.
Stephanie checked her reflection. It was going to be a special evening.
On Friday, Ricky made muffins.
Going to the river was a bad idea. Ernest smiled.
It was a long way to the gully. Carole stopped and closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Naend Lovemouth raised his sword.
Marian had come to the escape-pod alone. She was here to meet the lumberjack.
The smoke coming from the lounge room made Tommy uneasy.
There had never been a thief quite like Victor Harris, and he knew it.
Someone had invited a fly to Thanksgiving. Julie knew the fun was about to begin.
Isaac walked into the bedroom and looked at Roland. "You make me succeed," he said.
Connie staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Tuop arose from slumber.
When the moon came up, Alicia knew it was time to sleep.
Stanley felt that the bureaucrat was uncaring.
The garage was full of smoke.
Lord Dustburn was eating in the dungeon.
It was a warm Friday night. Willie was in the bath.
Bobby could see that Kyle was passive. He opened the door to the bathroom.
Gina was burping. She hoped for a miracle.
Lord Jesse was reading in the control room.
If the violinist didn't arrive soon, Wanda didn't know what she would do.
Randall was relieved that everyone was coming to Christmas.
Lady Malfell was in one of her moods.
Elaine knew that the turtle was lousy.
Edwin put down the guitar slowly.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Sheila took a long sip of her hot chocolate.
Voop Oathbeard raised his fist.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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