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Sally had invited a hunter to Thanksgiving. She knew what to do.
Russell could see that Corey was a baker. He tried not to laugh.
Ramon opened the door to the library. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
Going to the mountain was a foolhardy idea. Guy sucked his teeth.
Brian felt that the tiger was blissful.
It was a rain-swept afternoon. Mary-Lou was at the concert.
Darren opened the door to the basement. He smiled knowingly.
The elephant was on the prowl. Frank knew exactly what to do.
As soon as the funeral started, Barry knew it wasn't too late.
Kent was the best veterinarian in town.
For as long as Thelma could remember, she'd wanted to be a dictator.
When the sun rose, Curtis knew it was time to sleep.
Someone had invited a fish to Thanksgiving. Elly-May knew it wouldn't end well.
"No one suspects a thing," Duane told himself as he waited in the lighthouse.
Edna had been expecting Anita for four hours. She shrugged.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
The bedroom was a complete mess.
Andy took a bite of his carrot. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
On Wednesday, Franklin always made sure.
It was a long way to the cave. Terrance stopped and took a sip of his whiskey.
Cariov arose from slumber.
Clara walked into the barn and looked at Ryan. "You make me lie," she said.
It was a fun Tuesday afternoon. Connie questioned her decision as she led the garbage collector into the cloakroom.
After spending a night on the street, Edwin was relieved to see his home.
It was a typical morning in Beijing. Deborah chewed some gum.
Maxine was at the bakery. She had a can opener in her hand.
Jackie could feel her heart beating.
Shannon was suprised to be floating.
Zachary hoped that Ian was sentimental.
Nicholas opened the door to the wardrobe. His senses were overwhelmed.
Jessie put down the doll carefully.
The lifeguard opened the door, and led Max inside.
Tanya could see that Sarah-Jane was a chemist. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Minnie had come to the end of the rainbow prepared. She was here to meet the chimney-sweep.
The bright light coming from the garage made Kirk uneasy.
Greg hoped that the camel was inert.
Katherine buttoned up her jacket.
As soon as the funeral started, Dennis took a bite of his banana.
There had never been a peddlar quite like Louis Washington, and he knew it.
Brandon was missing. He twiddled his thumbs.
Someone had invited a duck to the party. Stacey knew what to do.
On Friday, Martha always made believe.
Mary-Beth could see that the executioner was freewheeling.
The guest room was locked.
It was a clear, bright spring night. Shannon was in the nuclear power-plant.
Laura was the best dressmaker bar none.
Peter opened the door to the library. He giggled to himself.
Laura-May opened the door to the garage. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Sheila could tell that Mary was stoic. She opened the door to the pantry.
Arlene had been expecting Colleen for five hours. She lowered her gaze.
Clinton hoped that Calvin was considerate.
Lady Malderketh was in one of her moods.
Jennie could feel her heart beating.
The wolf had escaped. Derrick knew exactly what to do.
Julio walked into the lobby and glanced at Brittany. "You make me want to shout," he said.
Stephen was worried that no one was coming to his party.
When the sun rose, Steven knew it was time to sleep.
The sound of the alarm made Beatrice want to cry.
Going to the creek was a nice idea. Juan whistled nonchalantly.
Ronnie could tell that Dean was a dictator. He tried not to laugh.
The smell coming from the cell made Rita hopeful.
Kevin had come to Ireland alone. He was here to meet the spy.
Amanda had invited a dog to Thanksgiving. She knew it wouldn't end well.
When Claudia arrived at her grand opening, everyone gasped.
When Pamela arrived at her party, everyone rushed to see her.
There had never been an archaeologist quite like Greg Morris, and he knew it.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Francisco was relieved to see his husband.
The doctor opened the door, and led Virginia inside.
Laura was listening. She chewed her lip.
It was a calm, yet eerie spring night. Glen was under the bridge.
Dale opened the door to the outhouse. The odour was unmistakable.
Esther felt that the crow was tenacious.
Howard raised his hands.
It was a quiet afternoon. Madison took a sip of her Gatorade as she led the candlemaker into the attic.
As soon as the wedding started, Brittany took a bite of her spring-roll.
It was a long way to the swamp. Brandine stopped and sucked her teeth.
Edith put down the apple nervously.
Paffutyra leaned into the wind.
When rain stopped, Jeff knew it was time to run.
Darrell opened the door to the studio. He checked his reflection.
Andy buttoned up his jacket. It was going to be a long night.
Hazel was suprised to be alone.
Doris fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Clifford hoped that Rick was easily discouraged.
Someone had invited a dog to the party. Maurice knew it wouldn't end well.
Theresa had never been to the cave. She cracked open another beer.
"Show no mercy," Francisco told himself as he waited in the lighthouse.
Derrick was whispering. He meditated.
When Sherri arrived at her grand opening, Randy booed her.
Kenneth had invited a lawyer to Christmas. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Suzanne could feel her life slipping away.
The security guard opened the door, and led Ricky inside.
The chapel was ready.
Anna was at the bus stop. She had a pen in her hand.
The hedgehog had escaped. Brandy tried to remain calm.
Gwendolyn had come to Istanbul alone. She was here to meet the missionary.
Smoke was in the air. Kirk looked at the time.
Bessie was the best fashion designer bar none.
When Rachel opened the door Mrs. Davis looked up from her work.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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