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Hilda had invited a yak herder to her wedding. She knew what to do.
Emily took a long sip of her chocolate milk.
When Frances arrived at Thanksgiving, Toni embraced her.
It was a rainy Tuesday night. Jo was at the butcher.
Eddie fumbled in the darkness. The walls were rough.
Sherry knew that Kristen was escapist.
Love was in the air. Terri looked at the time.
Geraldine had come to Switzerland alone. She was here to meet the secretary.
Beverly nodded to the painter. It was going to be a special evening.
Judith could see that Peggy was a professor. She tried not to worry.
Christina could feel her heart beating.
Misty had never been to the stream. She questioned her plan.
If the DJ didn't arrive soon, Herman didn't know what he would do.
When Rosa opened the door Mr. Martin looked up from his work.
When Stacy arrived at her funeral, everyone laughed.
Emma was praying. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
Sara had been expecting Madison for six hours. She bit her fingernails.
Joann could tell that Ruby was disruptive. She opened the door to the cloakroom.
Brandy was suprised to be alive.
It was a long way to the island. Karen stopped and picked up her croissant.
Frederick opened the door to the studio. His senses were overwhelmed.
On Friday, Bertha made a home.
Lauren felt that the shark was funky.
When wolves began to howl, Dawn knew it was time to run.
The chicken was on the prowl. Stanley knew exactly what to do.
"Just be yourself," Javier told himself as he waited at the concert.
The armory was spotless.
Oosou shielded her eyes against the light.
Going to the gully was a terrible idea. Jonathan shrugged.
Dwight put down the fishcake slowly.
Kathleen walked into the dining room and looked at Melissa. "You make me cry," she said.
Gail whistled nonchalantly. It was going to be a momentous morning.
Rafael staggered in the gloom. The walls were rough.
As soon as the funeral started, Tracey closed her eyes and took a breath.
For as long as Franklin could remember, he'd wanted to be a goldsmith.
It was a fun Saturday afternoon. Brian took a sip of his Guinness as he led the fortune-teller into the bathroom.
Calvin was in the bushes. He had a toothbrush in his hand.
It was a dark, moonless Sunday night. Bessie was in the cathedral.
Nicholas was angry that no one was coming to his grand opening.
Ann was delighted to be free.
Eric was farting. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
If the jailer didn't arrive soon, Dwight didn't know what he would do.
Lady Offenvic was in one of her moods.
The noises coming from the bedroom made Carole uneasy.
Stanley felt that Danny was responsible.
Brandon could see that Derrick was a juggler. He tried not to smile.
There had never been a scientist quite like Jim-Bob Morris, and he knew it.
Christina could tell that Diana was charismatic. She opened the door to the wine cellar.
Ricky had never been to the island. He enjoyed the feeling of power.
Lady Stonebourne was reading in the office.
Albert hoped that the bandit was extraordinary.
Yelok arose from slumber.
Howard opened the door to the dungeon. The silence was overwhelming.
Ougeimon shielded her eyes against the light.
When Mildred arrived at her party, Bradley embraced her.
Lady Erika was in one of her moods.
Dolores could see that the spider was conventional.
Kristin could feel her heart beating.
It was a dull, insipid Wednesday evening. Marshall was down the well.
"Just try not to cry," Jill told herself as she waited in the closet.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Eva smiled knowingly.
Katherine walked into the walk-in freezer and glanced at Ralph. "You make me worry," she said.
Lorraine questioned her plan.
Someone had invited a scorpion to the party. Mary-Beth knew what to do.
When Wallace arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone stared in disbelief.
When Dorothy opened the door Mrs. Lewis looked up from her book.
Glenda had invited a crocodile to her funeral. She knew it wouldn't end well.
The guest room was full of smoke.
Henry was sharing. He checked his watch.
Colleen was at the train station. She had a glass in her hand.
The hippopotamus was on the loose. Gerald pretended not to notice.
Shrasuena Sinborn raised her fist.
If the inventor didn't arrive soon, Patrick didn't know what he would do.
Harvey fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Dwayne was glad that no one was coming to his wedding.
Rose took a bite of her fishcake. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
The bright light coming from the basement made Frederick uneasy.
Nicholas knew that Gregory was forthright.
It was a evening full of promise. Irma meditated as she led the nurse into the library.
For as long as Javier could remember, he'd wanted to be a broker.
"They know it was me," Nellie told herself as she waited in the supermarket.
Melinda opened the door to the guest room. She took a sip of her wine.
Jenny put down the licorice twist nervously.
After spending a night on a train, Marvin was relieved to see his father.
As soon as the wedding started, Jose took a bite of his slice of pizza.
When Don arrived at Easter, Esther booed him.
Adrian could tell that Lloyd was a rabbi. He tried not to worry.
There had never been an illustrator quite like Sue Hill, and she knew it.
The editor opened the door, and led Mario inside.
When Roy arrived at his party, everyone gasped.
Someone had invited a panda to the grand opening. Jesse knew the fun was about to begin.
Going to the lake was a great idea. Julia buttoned up her jacket.
Tanya had never been to the valley. She chewed some gum.
Aaron walked into the studio and glanced at Philip. "You make me feel lonely," he said.
The sound of the chickens made Lester laugh.
It was a lazy afternoon. Kay was behind the curtains.
Lonnie had been waiting for Freddie for two days. He took a bite of his croissant.
Rebecca opened the door to the lounge room. She had dreamed of this moment.
For as long as Alex could remember, he'd wanted to be an inventor.
Mitchell could feel his heart beating.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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