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Spuasteris arose from slumber.
It was a typical morning in the office. Carole checked her reflection.
Edgar was painting. He whistled nonchalantly.
The violinist opened the door, and led Joe inside.
The sound of laughter made Jerry angry.
For as long as Charlotte could remember, she'd wanted to be a missionary.
When Violet arrived at Easter, Evelyn cried.
Walter could see that Lloyd was conscientious. He opened the door to the laundry.
Sean could tell that Jared was an editor. He tried not to laugh.
It was a snowy night. Joel was at the mall.
There had never been a court jester quite like Frederick Pér ez, and he knew it.
Marian opened the door to the guest room. She had dreamed of this moment.
If the oracle didn't arrive soon, Mathew didn't know what he would do.
As soon as the wedding started, Stanley wiped the sweat from his brow.
Brenda walked into the kitchen and looked at Kelly. "You make me run," she said.
Nelson swallowed nervously. It was going to be a long afternoon.
Max staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Carmen put down the doll nervously.
Myrtle had never been to the gully. She closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Patsy could not see anything.
Luis was worried that no one was coming to his grand opening.
On Wednesday, Manuel made up.
Jackie knew that the cow was enigmatic.
After spending a night in jail, Shane was relieved to see his mother.
Someone had invited a tiger to the funeral. Allan knew it wouldn't end well.
Ye Oathcrusher raised his sword.
Ruth wiped the sweat from her brow.
Lord Strathcott was in one of his moods.
Mildred could tell that Mae was an interrogator. She tried not to smile.
Teresa was suprised to be alive.
Eliza-Jane was the best chauffeur in town.
It was a long way to the woods. Stephen stopped and put down his bouquet.
It started like any other morning in the pub. Leah laughed to herself.
It was a long and sleepless January night. Thelma lit a cigarette as she led the chief of police into the corridor.
Irma opened the door to the kitchen. She took a long sip of her saké.
Tonya could see that Miriam was unlovable. She opened the door to the attic.
When Christopher opened the door Mrs. Hill looked up from her work.
It was a chilly morning. James was in the closet.
Leslie had invited a manicurist to Easter. She knew what to do.
The swordsmith opened the door, and led Joe inside.
Alice could feel her life slipping away.
Jesus opened the door to the bedroom. He was afraid of what he might find.
Wrerus arose from slumber.
Leroy was in the bushes. He had a flower in his hand.
"This is crazy," Derrick told himself as he waited in the clock-tower.
Carmen had never been to the waterfall. She scratched her hand.
As soon as Christmas started, Sylvia hoped for a miracle.
When Denise arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone ignored her.
Katrina was delighted to be free.
Jean put down the skateboard slowly.
When Gene arrived at his party, Vincent stared in disbelief.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Mildred looked at the time.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
Lady Greenmere was waiting in the dining room.
Manuel had been waiting for Bartholomew for four hours. He tried to hide.
Laurie was calling. She cracked open another beer.
Nicole could see that Ann was neglectful.
Going to the valley was a good idea. Tammy nodded to the DJ.
It was a damp morning. Mabel took a bite of her icecream as she led the construction worker into the chapel.
Lord Lumhaven was in one of his moods.
It was a long way to the bay. Claudia stopped and chewed some gum.
Charlie opened the door to the outhouse. He set aside his yellow highlighter.
Philip walked into the sauna and glanced at Tyrone. "You make me feel bad," he said.
Frayr shielded his eyes against the blast.
When Viola opened the door Mrs. Martin looked up from her work.
On Thursday, Rita always made out.
The court jester opened the door, and led Lance inside.
Peggy felt that the lumberjack was circumspect.
Someone had invited a hedgehog to Christmas. Jesus knew it wouldn't end well.
Kevin was disappointed that everyone was coming to his funeral.
Ronald had invited a coroner to Thanksgiving. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Spueth Doombane raised her axe.
Steven could feel his heart beating.
Neil put down the kite slowly.
When Vicki arrived at her party, Rosemary rushed to see her.
Allen could see that Walter was enthusiastic. He opened the door to the bathroom.
Lillian looked at the time. It was going to be a fantastic night.
Adrian opened the door to the outhouse. His senses were overwhelmed.
Wanda knew that Arlene was enraged.
June had been waiting for Tamara for three hours. She crouched and tied her laces.
The smell coming from the lobby made Julian uneasy.
Constance was over the fence. She had a spoon in her hand.
It was a snowy Sunday evening. Allison was at the wax museum.
Brittany was the best baker bar none.
Going to the planet was a bad idea. Dan snapped his fingers.
"No one will ever know," Wallace told himself as he waited at the travel agent.
As soon as Easter started, Dana shrugged.
Clu waited for the battle to begin.
Louise fumbled in the gloom. The walls were rough.
There had never been a cook quite like Holly Coleman, and she knew it.
After spending a night in the airport, Jerome was relieved to see his wife.
Norma hoped that the lion was cruel.
The detective opened the door, and led Jessica inside.
Lord Eccleshirst was in one of his moods.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Priscilla laugh.
Sandra had never been to the sea. She went over the plan.
Lord Hector was in one of his moods.
Clara could see that Ellen was a philanthropist. She tried not to laugh.
For as long as Sonia could remember, she'd wanted to be a guitarist.
Patsy opened the door to the garage. She checked her reflection.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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