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For as long as Ruth could remember, she'd wanted to be a dogcatcher.
It was a typical afternoon in the living room. Gabriel meditated.
Christian set aside his credit card.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Katrina looked at the time.
If the undertaker didn't arrive soon, Carrie didn't know what she would do.
It was a long way to the forest. Leona stopped and took a long sip of her merlot.
When Lisa arrived at Easter, everyone booed her.
Sean was the best hairdresser who ever lived.
Lewis walked into the closet and glanced at Sara. "You make me wet," he said.
The dolphin was on the prowl. Doris knew exactly what to do.
Sylvia had been waiting for Ana for hours. She chewed her lip.
Nicole could see that Deborah was a detective. She tried not to smile.
Jean had never been to the bay. She raised her hands.
Someone had invited a seal to Christmas. Roy knew what to do.
Justin could feel his life slipping away.
Wriac shielded her eyes against the blast.
Clayton fumbled in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
Grace opened the door to the outhouse. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
As soon as the grand opening started, Allan took a bite of his candy-bar.
When Joy opened the door Mrs. Sanch ez looked up from her work.
When the sun rose, Arlene knew it was time to sleep.
Misty was suprised to be free.
It was a calm, yet eerie Wednesday night. Jeff was in the supermarket.
Erin had invited a duck to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
The smoke coming from the guest room made Marcus uneasy.
Arthur had come to the fort prepared. He was here to meet the gladiator.
The lobby was a complete mess.
Stephanie took a long sip of her ale. It was going to be a fantastic afternoon.
If the private detective didn't arrive soon, Sharon didn't know what she would do.
William put down the cracker carefully.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Jaime looked at the time.
Leslie walked into the dining room and looked at Cassandra. "You make me afraid," she said.
When Stella arrived at Easter, everyone laughed.
It was a calm, yet eerie Sunday night. Robert took a bite of his hot dog as he led the publisher into the basement.
Marion knew that the lifeguard was noncompetitive.
Shannon was planking. She enjoyed the feeling of power.
On Friday, Myrtle always made a list.
The sound of the blender made Rachel angry.
For as long as Gladys could remember, she'd wanted to be a judge.
Reginald opened the door to the armory. The odour was unmistakable.
The monkey had escaped. Christopher panicked.
Laura took a long sip of her chocolate milk.
There had never been a dictator quite like Lillie Jones, and she knew it.
Tina was the best pirate bar none.
Rosemary could see that Melinda was decisive. She opened the door to the stable.
Darryl was in the clock-tower. He had a plate in his hand.
Greg could feel his life slipping away.
Dustin could tell that Jesse was a mechanic. He tried not to smile.
If the singer didn't arrive soon, Florence didn't know what she would do.
"Just breathe," Larry told himself as he waited at school.
Dolores was delighted to be free.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
The smoke coming from the living room made Emily hopeful.
Ralph had come to Berlin alone. He was here to meet the ditch digger.
Oetch arose from slumber.
Marcia had invited a monkey to her party. She knew what to do.
It was a long way to the lake. Beatrice stopped and tried to hide.
Someone had invited a moose to Thanksgiving. Allen knew it wouldn't end well.
Andrea walked into the sauna and glanced at Carol. "You make me tell the truth," she said.
Debra hoped that the chief of police was methodical.
It was a wintery May evening. Alicia was at school.
The greengrocer opened the door, and led Amy inside.
Eugene opened the door to the cloakroom. He rubbed his hands together.
Regina was relieved that no one was coming to Christmas.
Ben put down the candy-bar nervously.
When Barbara arrived at her wedding, Allison stared in disbelief.
After spending a night in jail, Priscilla was relieved to see her car.
Norman opened the door to the bedroom. He had dreamed of this moment.
It was a typical morning in the bus stop. Theresa wanted a cracker.
A sense of magic was in the air. Constance looked at the time.
Lynn hoped that the chicken was cerebral.
Lady Bobbi-Jo was in one of her moods.
Luis could feel his life slipping away.
Nathaniel fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Edna could see that Agnes was insincere. She opened the door to the stable.
If the gate-keeper didn't arrive soon, Lucille didn't know what she would do.
When Eugene opened the door Mr. Walker looked up from his book.
Maneork shielded her eyes against the light.
The smoke coming from the lounge room made Sheila hopeful.
Adoi leaned into the wind.
Someone had invited a yak to Easter. Gordon knew what to do.
Sylvia could see that the butler was confused.
The puppy was on the loose. Carl pretended not to notice.
Clara had invited a chicken sexer to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a clear, bright November night. Lori bit her fingernails as she led the goatherd into the basement.
Violet walked into the walk-in freezer and glanced at Jane. "You make me afraid," she said.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Francisco stopped and chewed some gum.
There had never been a bartender quite like Bruce Smith, and he knew it.
Marcia could see that Tonya was a bank robber. She tried not to smile.
Virgil put down the skateboard nervously.
"It's almost over," Joel told himself as he waited over the hill.
For as long as Jack could remember, he'd wanted to be a composer.
Hector could see that Dave was narcissistic.
Darlene hoped that no one was coming to her wedding.
When the moon came up, Jordan knew it was time to move on.
It was a cool winter afternoon. Wanda was in the cathedral.
On Wednesday, Louise made a cake.
As soon as Christmas started, Casey lit a cigarette.
Brandy took a bite of her bratwurst. It was going to be a long night.
Veronica could see that the beetle was alone.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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