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Eileen opened the door to the barn. The silence was overwhelming.
Janice had been waiting for Shannon for two hours. She crouched and tied her laces.
Going to the beach was a great idea. Leonard took a long sip of his juice.
The sound of the angle-grinder made Elizabeth want to cry.
David could see that Willie was a professor. He tried not to worry.
Viola was at the pub. She had a bouquet in her hand.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Harry was worried that Virgil was coming to Christmas.
Arthur opened the door to the bathroom. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Someone had invited a rat to Easter. Alberto knew it wouldn't end well.
Travis had come to Paris prepared. He was here to meet the barista.
It was a rain-swept afternoon. Reginald was in the observatory.
When Dave arrived at Thanksgiving, Donald laughed.
Kevin walked into the basement and looked at Juan. "You make me sad," he said.
Ellen could see that the burglar was cross.
When wolves began to howl, Joel knew it was time to find shelter.
After spending a night under a bridge, Bartholomew was relieved to see his car.
If the taxidermist didn't arrive soon, Viola didn't know what she would do.
As soon as the party started, Jessica crouched and tied her laces.
Clinton could see that the kitten was familial.
Smoke was in the air. Marian looked at the time.
The courier opened the door, and led Bill inside.
Justin checked his reflection. It was going to be a special morning.
When Glenda arrived at her wedding, Maureen rushed to see her.
Roy had never been to the pond. He took a bite of his slice of pizza.
Whozi arose from slumber.
The chicken was on the loose. Jesse tried to remain calm.
There had never been a student quite like Delores Freeman, and she knew it.
Alma was the best drummer in town.
"Maybe no one will notice," Isaac told himself as he waited in the office.
Sergio opened the door to the lobby. He could not believe what he saw.
It was a long way to the forest. Javier stopped and wanted to start over.
Ann put down the bratwurst carefully.
Raul was at the bus stop. He had a wrench in his hand.
Courtney could tell that Terry was at ease. She opened the door to the sauna.
It started like any other night in the office. Kelly scratched her hand.
Ronnie had been expecting Jesse for four days. He bit his fingernails.
Clinton could see that Rene was a jeweler. He tried not to worry.
Lonnie could see that the pony was keen.
It was a dark, moonless January night. Beatrice was under the bridge.
As soon as the funeral started, Nancy swallowed nervously.
Steve had come to Switzerland alone. He was here to meet the chimney-sweep.
Jeremy staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Someone had invited a goose to the wedding. Daniel knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a typical morning in the butcher. Nelson chewed his lip.
Tom took a long sip of his pinot.
When Joyce arrived at Easter, everyone laughed.
Lillian was disappointed that Gladys was coming to her grand opening.
Micheal walked into the wardrobe and looked at Dorothy. "You make me afraid," he said.
The horse was on the loose. Julian knew exactly what to do.
Lloyd straightened his hair. It was going to be a tough night.
Fuindi Windface raised her sword.
It was a bright and starry night. Martha lit a cigarette as she led the matador into the bathroom.
There had never been a barber quite like Helen Lóp ez, and she knew it.
Going to the island was a foolhardy idea. Marilyn took a sip of her chocolate milk.
Marc had never been to the sea. He snapped his fingers.
The sculptor opened the door, and led Gordon inside.
The smell coming from the garage made Jorge uneasy.
If the spy didn't arrive soon, Maxine didn't know what she would do.
Randy opened the door to the cell. He wanted a pill.
When Anita opened the door Mrs. Wright looked up from her work.
Kraom arose from slumber.
Angel could see that Frank was upset.
After spending a night under a bridge, Edgar was relieved to see his mother.
It was a quiet spring afternoon. Derek was behind the bikeshed.
It started like any other evening in the living room. Ryan closed his eyes and took a breath.
Jerry was travelling. He shrugged.
Lance opened the door to the corridor. The silence was overwhelming.
"Show no mercy," Leona told herself as she waited at the travel agent.
Daryl staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
The sauna was locked.
Dustin was at the wax museum. He had a bouquet in his hand.
Ben had been expecting Nathaniel for six hours. He took a bite of his icecream.
The crocodile was on the prowl. Enrique knew exactly what to do.
Carolyn walked into the dining room and looked at Dwayne. "You make me scream," she said.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Byron looked at the time.
When Josephine arrived at her grand opening, everyone embraced her.
Adam had come to Heaven prepared. He was here to meet the athlete.
Sally could tell that Jean was high-minded. She opened the door to the bathroom.
The smell coming from the kitchen made Mabel hopeful.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
If the bureaucrat didn't arrive soon, Cecil didn't know what he would do.
Debra could tell that Jill was a baker. She tried not to feel intimidated.
When Tamara arrived at Easter, Denise cried.
The sound of the bagpipes made Thelma want to cry.
It was a night full of promise. Renee checked her reflection as she led the guide into the stable.
Carrie had never been to the river. She ground her teeth.
As soon as the grand opening started, Jeremy took a bite of his candy-bar.
Someone had invited a bunny to the funeral. Johnnie knew what to do.
Joseph knew that the photographer was hefty.
Yaopa Oathseller raised his axe.
Lady Danielle was sitting in the sauna.
Tara opened the door to the dining room. She lit a cigarette.
Katrina was relieved that everyone was coming to Easter.
Frederick had invited a customs officer to Thanksgiving. He knew what to do.
Sandra put down the fishcake nervously.
Jamie was drinking. He took a bite of his apple.
Andrew rubbed his hands together.
The crocodile was on the loose. Joe panicked.
Marjorie walked into the living room and looked at Michael. "You make me tell the truth," she said.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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