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When Ian arrived at his funeral, everyone cried.
Lois put down the muffin slowly.
The juggler opened the door, and led Tina inside.
On Wednesday, Patricia made the world better.
For as long as Henry could remember, he'd wanted to be a clown.
Kristina felt that the electrician was closed off.
It was a warm autumn evening. Mary-Jo crouched and tied her laces as she led the magician into the library.
Eddie had never been to the sea. He scratched his hand.
Presie waited for the battle to begin.
Carolyn felt that Vickie was fatalistic.
Lord Sudtreath was in one of his moods.
Kurt rubbed his hands together.
Lillian was in the hospital. She had an ale in her hand.
It started like any other morning in the temple. Pamela chewed some gum.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
Maureen opened the door to the bedroom. She was afraid of what she might find.
When Lonnie opened the door Mr. Young looked up from his work.
Loretta was the best model in town.
As soon as the funeral started, Andrew snapped his fingers.
It was a crisp afternoon. Melvin was under the mountain.
Max had invited a giraffe to his wedding. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Lynn had come to the liferaft prepared. She was here to meet the burglar.
The sound of the alarm made Ramona laugh.
Sherry could see that the wolf was reactive.
The noises coming from the conservatory made Tracey uneasy.
Dora could not hear anything.
The moose was on the prowl. Bryan knew exactly what to do.
Andy was sitting. He shrugged.
When the moon came up, Annette knew it was time to find shelter.
Spuo shielded his eyes against the blast.
Melanie could tell that Patsy was tactless. She opened the door to the living room.
Cassandra staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
If the soldier didn't arrive soon, Leon didn't know what he would do.
On Saturday, Gladys always made promises.
Nicole could feel her heart beating.
When Kelly arrived at his funeral, Theodore laughed at him.
When Maurice arrived at his wedding, Rene gasped.
There had never been a taxi-driver quite like Neil Garcia, and he knew it.
"Time to shine," Matthew told himself as he waited in the hair salon.
When Diana opened the door Mr. Clark looked up from his book.
Love was in the air. Jack smiled knowingly.
Wesley opened the door to the living room. The stench was unbearable.
The taxidermist opened the door, and led Hugh inside.
Ken walked into the barn and glanced at Reginald. "You make me glow," he said.
Lauren knew that the bodyguard was peaceful.
As soon as the party started, Leslie chuckled to herself.
It was a dull, insipid spring afternoon. Javier took a sip of his chocolate milk as he led the cobbler into the conservatory.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Edward was in the deli.
Lena had invited a herald to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Dan could see that the giraffe was dependent.
It was a long way to the gully. Claude stopped and tried to hide.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
For as long as Gene could remember, he'd wanted to be a cook.
Darrell knew that Leroy was wealthy.
Herbert ground his teeth.
Roy chewed his lip. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Nora was relieved to see her home.
Mario was praying. He crouched and tied his laces.
Jeanette opened the door to the bathroom. She cracked open another beer.
Samuel was delighted to be free.
There had never been a fisher quite like Elsie Wright, and she knew it.
The sound of the violin made Anna want to scream.
Bartholomew had never been to the river. He enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
The noises coming from the office made Jorge uneasy.
Scio arose from slumber.
When Miriam arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone gasped.
The crow was on the prowl. Kim knew exactly what to do.
Teresa was relieved that Nina was coming to Easter.
On Monday, Jesse always made a yurt.
The court jester opened the door, and led Mary-Jo inside.
Joyce was the best athlete bar none.
It was a misty evening. Ethel was at the bus stop.
Mattie walked into the bedroom and glanced at Kathleen. "You make me nervous," she said.
Someone had invited a monkey to the funeral. Harvey knew what to do.
Fernando had come to Germany alone. He was here to meet the meteorologist.
Alex could tell that James was devious. He opened the door to the conservatory.
Priscilla put down the bike carefully.
The dungeon was covered in blood.
Roger had invited an elephant to Easter. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Smoke was in the air. Eliza-Jane opened the door.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, April meditated.
After spending a night in the airport, Lee was relieved to see his father.
Louis had been waiting for Richard for five hours. He crouched and tied his laces.
It was a long way to the cave. Alicia stopped and closed her eyes and took a breath.
Marie felt that the camel was annoyed.
When Steven arrived at his party, Brandy laughed at him.
It was a typical evening in the library. Crystal enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Stacy struggled to breathe.
The sound of the alarm made Betty angry.
When Kent opened the door Mrs. Coleman looked up from her work.
Jeffery was delighted to be free.
Mag Oathshaker raised his axe.
Ruth could not see anything.
There had never been a chicken sexer quite like Jennifer Cooper, and she knew it.
When rain began, Edwin knew it was time to move on.
For as long as Renee could remember, she'd wanted to be a builder.
Sara fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Buldi waited for the battle to begin.
Janice was behind the bikeshed. She had a hairbrush in her hand.
The deer was on the prowl. Derrick tried to remain calm.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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