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If the fortune-teller didn't arrive soon, Alfredo didn't know what he would do.
Going to the sea was a good idea. Nathan took a bite of his slice of pizza.
As soon as the funeral started, Olga took a long sip of her merlot.
The octopus was on the prowl. Suzanne pretended not to notice.
The basement was the perfect location.
The sound of the alarm made Sue want to scream.
Ronnie was under the bridge. He had a phone in his hand.
Rene knew that Ralph was old.
Alma had been expecting Jenny for three days. She lit a cigarette.
Erin was delighted to be free.
It was a damp night. Thelma was at the football stadium.
Jaime opened the door to the dining room. He took a bite of his kebab.
Freddie went over the plan.
Marian could see that the hamster was studious.
"Just breathe," Becky told herself as she waited in the bath.
When the moon came up, Christina knew it was time to run.
Doris could tell that Jo-Ellen was a drug dealer. She tried not to smile.
Paula could tell that Beth was discreet. She opened the door to the waiting room.
Mathew was disappointed that Glenn was coming to his grand opening.
Ricky fumbled in the gloom. The walls were rough.
Rebecca was painting. She enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
It was a long way to the valley. Kirk stopped and closed his eyes and took a breath.
When Denise arrived at her wedding, everyone booed her.
When Anne opened the door Mr. Coleman looked up from his work.
For as long as Andre could remember, he'd wanted to be a hunter.
It was a clear evening. Yvonne smiled knowingly as she led the dancer into the laundry.
Lady Megan was in one of her moods.
David was the best busker around.
Carol opened the door to the waiting room. The smell was unmistakable.
Erin hoped that Anna was effeminate.
On Monday, Justin always made love.
Pereu arose from slumber.
Laura was delighted to be free.
After spending a night on a train, Albert was relieved to see his husband.
Lillian straightened her hair. It was going to be a tough night.
As soon as the party started, Shawn took a sip of his daiquiri.
If the construction worker didn't arrive soon, Ralph didn't know what he would do.
Going to the bay was a nice idea. Fernando questioned his decision.
Willie put down the bagel carefully.
The scout opened the door, and led Leslie inside.
Sean had come to America prepared. He was here to meet the sniper.
Lucille could tell that Christine was hidebound. She opened the door to the bedroom.
Sarah had never been to the valley. She closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Lee was in the hair salon. He had a credit card in his hand.
When Roberta arrived at her funeral, everyone cried.
There had never been a dogcatcher quite like Laura Stuart, and she knew it.
Troffaun Bondcrusher raised his shield.
It was a tumultuous afternoon. Lois was at the skateboard park.
Adrian opened the door to the attic. The stench was unmistakable.
When Marvin arrived at Christmas, everyone rushed to see him.
When Jordan opened the door Mr. Wright looked up from his book.
The pantry was dark and oddly quiet.
Claire had been expecting Angela for days. She scratched her hand.
Wesley hoped that Basil was ticklish.
Peter felt that the puppy was meticulous.
The rat was on the loose. Jeanette panicked.
It was a long way to the river. Tony stopped and snapped his fingers.
Darrell opened the door to the kitchen. He hoped for a miracle.
Norman could tell that Glen was a gardener. He tried not to laugh.
Jimmie walked into the conservatory and looked at Dora. "You make me want to shout," he said.
Going to the woods was a foolhardy idea. Donna looked at the time.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Brandon smiled knowingly.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Jim-Bob twiddled his thumbs. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
Lord Greenness was in one of his moods.
If the screenwriter didn't arrive soon, Terry didn't know what she would do.
The sound of the bagpipes made Arnold want to cry.
"All's well that ends well," Lonnie told himself as he waited in the theatre.
Maxine staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
It was a sad night. Felix was behind the curtains.
As soon as the funeral started, Virgil took a bite of his bagel.
Lauren was whistling. She took a sip of her piña colada.
Someone had invited a wolf to the grand opening. Sidney knew the fun was about to begin.
When Kirk arrived at Easter, Brandon welcomed him.
Jimmy had come to Ireland prepared. He was here to meet the hunter.
Ernest was worried that Ray was coming to Christmas.
Constance was the best sleuth around.
The music coming from the laundry made Paul uneasy.
When April opened the door Mr. Cooper looked up from his work.
Henry opened the door to the cell. The odour was unmistakable.
Georgia was at the pub. She had a whiskey in her hand.
When Clifford arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone gasped.
Edna could feel her heart beating.
Clinton had been expecting Charlie for two days. He wanted to sing.
Danielle was delighted to be alone.
The outhouse was ready.
The crocodile was on the loose. Johnnie knew exactly what to do.
Jeanne opened the door to the conservatory. She took a bite of her cracker.
Beverly knew that the burglar was dramatic.
It was a foggy afternoon. Lena was in the hair salon.
"They know it was me," Rafael told himself as he waited at the butcher.
The firefighter opened the door, and led Colleen inside.
The sound of the angle-grinder made Chris laugh.
For as long as Laura-May could remember, she'd wanted to be a veterinarian.
Clayton felt that the lizard was fearful.
Wraw waited for the battle to begin.
Ted hoped that Victor was unlucky.
On Tuesday, Minnie always made a plan.
Douglas put down the bike carefully.
Eugene could not feel anything.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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