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Joseph could tell that Jimmy was sentimental. He opened the door to the waiting room.
On Sunday, Lorraine always made a cake.
The laundry was a complete mess.
Crirbional Faithgrief raised his shield.
Going to the hill was a foolhardy idea. Kyle took a bite of his muffin.
Billy opened the door to the dungeon. His senses were overwhelmed.
Albert lowered his gaze.
Dreortomal arose from slumber.
It was a dull, insipid Sunday night. Joel was in the cathedral.
Curtis was suprised to be free.
There had never been a magician quite like Monica Morris, and she knew it.
Christy fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Sherri had never been to the lake. She looked at the time.
It was a typical evening in the bikeshed. Arthur took a long sip of his Fanta.
When Caroline arrived at Thanksgiving, Deborah booed her.
Eao shielded his eyes against the light.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
Javier knew that the make-up artist was jolly.
Someone had invited a bee to the party. Ronald knew it wouldn't end well.
Nora put down the hot dog nervously.
Lord Lampslee was in one of his moods.
Deanna had invited a hunter to her grand opening. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Cassandra hoped for a miracle. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
Kim was the best farmer around.
It was a dark and stormy evening. Catherine wiped the sweat from her brow as she led the builder into the lobby.
Jeanette was climbing. She nodded to the tattooist.
The rabbit was on the prowl. Kristin pretended not to notice.
As soon as the funeral started, Dean took a sip of his Powerade.
It was a sad Wednesday evening. Sidney was in the library.
Adrian opened the door to the garage. His senses were overwhelmed.
Miguel hoped that Stephen was heroic.
After spending a night on a plane, Marc was relieved to see his father.
The armory was flooded.
Ida opened the door to the cell. She wanted a drink.
"No one will ever know," Jordan told himself as he waited at the door.
Noasmo arose from slumber.
Matthew had come to China prepared. He was here to meet the fashion designer.
Larry was in the cathedral. He had a notepad in his hand.
The sound of the bagpipes made Paul want to scream.
Leroy had never been to the lake. He crouched and tied his laces.
When the moon came up, Stanley knew it was time to find shelter.
Elly-May could see that the receptionist was circumspect.
Alicia was worried that Charlotte was coming to her party.
Philip felt that the fish was dejected.
Lord Sean was in one of his moods.
Kim had been expecting Crystal for days. She picked up her bottle.
If the accountant didn't arrive soon, Angel didn't know what he would do.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Sarah-Jane looked at the time.
It started like any other evening in the zoo. Bobby chuckled to himself.
When Jeffery arrived at Easter, everyone ignored him.
It was a sad afternoon. Theodore was under the bridge.
The herbalist opened the door, and led Lonnie inside.
It was a long way to the mountain. Glen stopped and chewed his lip.
Mary-Beth had invited a bank robber to Thanksgiving. She knew what to do.
For as long as Rita could remember, she'd wanted to be a diver.
Dawn could tell that Sarah was a knight. She tried not to smile.
Ravald Lifegreeter raised his fist.
Robin ground her teeth. It was going to be a special evening.
The wardrobe was flooded.
When June arrived at her party, Ramona laughed.
Arlene was the best choreographer who ever lived.
Philip put down the kite slowly.
Donna had never been to the cave. She put down her ale.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Antonio took a bite of his pickle as he led the sniper into the living room.
Velma had come to the pyramids prepared. She was here to meet the carpenter.
Audrey could tell that Cheryl was depressed. She opened the door to the kitchen.
Anita was planking. She struggled to breathe.
As soon as Easter started, Ted straightened his clothes.
Laura could not see anything.
On Friday, Dennis always made out.
Jackie was at the bus stop. She had a burger in her hand.
When the sun rose, Gina knew it was time to find shelter.
Jo-Ellen could see that the dancer was independent.
Natalie opened the door to the dining room. She could not believe what she saw.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Susan was relieved to see her boss.
Lord Marvin was in one of his moods.
Trisierick shielded his eyes against the light.
Eddie knew that Cory was contemplative.
There had never been a poet quite like Ana Martin, and she knew it.
Someone had invited a crow to Christmas. Cynthia knew it wouldn't end well.
Samantha hoped that the sheep was forthright.
Lord Sudmain was sitting in the bedroom.
The outhouse was spotless.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Ramona told herself as she waited in the supermarket.
Edward could tell that Lester was a merchant. He tried not to worry.
If the fishmonger didn't arrive soon, Sarah didn't know what she would do.
The sound of the motorbike made Claude hesitant.
Alex could feel his heart beating.
Michael was looking. He took a sip of his Guinness.
Going to the hill was a great idea. Penny scratched her hand.
It was a bleak, wintery evening. Bradley was in the closet.
On Monday, Adrian always made babies.
Heather had been expecting Glenda for six hours. She knew it was too late.
It was a long way to the forest. Philip stopped and straightened his hair.
When Thomas arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone gasped.
Wesley was delighted to be floating.
Harry was the best scout in town.
As soon as Easter started, Katrina enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Mabel knew that Gloria was high-handed.
Clyde opened the door to the garage. He took a sip of his lemonade.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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