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The bedroom was full of smoke.
Shawn crouched and tied his laces. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Geraldine want to scream.
Billy was over the fence. He had a toothbrush in his hand.
Jon put down the spring-roll slowly.
Squayre shielded her eyes against the light.
There had never been a wizard quite like Joshua Campbell, and he knew it.
Doris could feel her life slipping away.
When Daniel opened the door Mrs. Baker looked up from her book.
It was a bitter, endless Saturday night. Elly-May knew it was too late as she led the deputy into the cell.
Tracey was suprised to be alive.
Justin opened the door to the chapel. He took a bite of his celery stick.
When rain stopped, Alfred knew it was time to run.
As soon as Christmas started, Cheryl scratched her hand.
Debbie had invited a pianist to Thanksgiving. She knew what to do.
Susan knew that no one was coming to her party.
Brandon chewed some gum.
After spending a night in hospital, Gordon was relieved to see his boss.
Lord Ponthurst was in one of his moods.
Lewis was climbing. He whistled nonchalantly.
It was a glorious - Months afternoon. Sue was at the football stadium.
It was a long way to the woods. Jean stopped and meditated.
The dolphin was on the loose. Esther knew exactly what to do.
When Ann arrived at Easter, everyone stared in disbelief.
Craig opened the door to the dungeon. He was afraid of what he might find.
If the DJ didn't arrive soon, Gail didn't know what she would do.
Sarah had been expecting Karen for five hours. She rubbed her hands together.
Noriaros leaned into the wind.
On Wednesday, Norman made animal sounds.
Joanne had come to Spain alone. She was here to meet the game show host.
Alberto knew that the dog was nonchalant.
It was a calm, yet eerie night. Jim swallowed nervously as he led the illustrator into the barn.
For as long as Norma could remember, she'd wanted to be a spin doctor.
Vicki could tell that Eliza-Jane was a teacher. She tried not to laugh.
There had never been an innkeeper quite like Brent Hill, and he knew it.
Erik walked into the closet and looked at Tonya. "You make me laugh," he said.
"Patience is a virtue," Samuel told himself as he waited in the chapel.
The smell coming from the laundry made Marc hopeful.
Marian had invited a physicist to her funeral. She knew what to do.
The sound of screaming children made Lawrence want to cry.
Lewis knew that everyone was coming to his wedding.
Holly could see that Laurie was educated. She opened the door to the wine cellar.
When Sarah arrived at Thanksgiving, Harvey welcomed her.
Constance staggered in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Herbert opened the door to the closet. He took a sip of his cocktail.
Jacob was whistling. He picked up his spoon.
The lounge room was the perfect location.
Glenn could feel his heart beating.
Penny had never been to the peak. She chewed her lip.
The bird had escaped. Nora tried to remain calm.
Chester was in the museum. He had a knife in his hand.
As soon as Easter started, John scratched his hand.
William straightened his clothes. It was going to be a long evening.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Misty looked at the time.
On Saturday, Keith made a pie.
When Billy-Bob arrived at Christmas, everyone cried.
Clyde had been waiting for Jim-Bob for six hours. He swallowed nervously.
It was a crisp evening. Juan was under the bridge.
Glorneuna waited for the battle to begin.
Betty knew that the dolphin was smiling.
The beautician opened the door, and led Elaine inside.
When Erin opened the door Mrs. Green looked up from her book.
When the moon came up, Charlie knew it was time to sleep.
Philip could not see anything.
Misty opened the door to the office. The stench was unmistakable.
If the drummer didn't arrive soon, Freddie didn't know what he would do.
Karl knew that the judge was relaxed.
Caroline was the best marine who ever lived.
Helen had invited a whale to her wedding. She knew what to do.
There had never been a hunter quite like Lance Morris, and he knew it.
Ruben bit his fingernails.
The fish was on the prowl. Randall tried to remain calm.
After spending a night under a bridge, Kirk was relieved to see his mother.
Wilma was suprised to be alive.
The sound of hammering made Adrian hesitant.
Lord Seth was in one of his moods.
It was a wintery night. Mary-Lou took a long sip of her daiquiri as she led the hypnotist into the basement.
Tony staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
It was a dark, moonless Saturday night. Melanie was in the bushes.
Nora had been waiting for Paula for six hours. She lowered her gaze.
Katie could see that Renee was alienated. She opened the door to the chapel.
A sense of magic was in the air. Brandon waited.
Edgar could see that Kelly was purposeful.
The dungeon was ready.
For as long as George could remember, he'd wanted to be a customs officer.
Zachary questioned his plan. It was going to be a long evening.
Duane was walking. He ground his teeth.
Valerie opened the door to the kitchen. She rubbed her hands together.
"Just breathe," Deanna told herself as she waited in the backyard.
Going to the ocean was a good idea. Carolyn snapped her fingers.
Rick opened the door to the living room. The silence was overwhelming.
Adam felt that the electrician was debonair.
The comedian opened the door, and led Kenneth inside.
Yolanda was at the door. She had a bottle in her hand.
As soon as the wedding started, Ryan straightened his hair.
The smell coming from the bedroom made Josephine hopeful.
Richard felt that the rabbit was fraudulent.
On Sunday, Dean made it fun.
Cheimer leaned into the wind.
Vicki hoped for a miracle.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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