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After spending a night trapped in the mine, Priscilla was relieved to see her boss.
It was a typical morning in the sauna. Hilda buttoned up her jacket.
Anthony could see that the chef was thorough.
Lillie opened the door to the dungeon. She could not believe what she saw.
If the burglar didn't arrive soon, Freddie didn't know what he would do.
"All's well that ends well," Jay told himself as he waited in the food court.
Karen was delighted to be alone.
Neil could tell that Hector was a janitor. He tried not to feel intimidated.
There had never been a pickpocket quite like Nancy Powell, and she knew it.
The yak herder opened the door, and led Vicki inside.
Lawrence staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Going to the beach was a great idea. Nellie looked at the time.
As soon as the funeral started, Manuel shuddered in anticipation.
Kathy could not hear anything.
The monkey was on the prowl. Patsy pretended not to notice.
Roger could tell that Mark was honest. He opened the door to the office.
Morie leaned into the wind.
Kelly put down the doll slowly.
Norma crouched and tied her laces. It was going to be a tough morning.
Sheila had invited a penguin to Thanksgiving. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Helen was flying. She took a bite of her croissant.
It was a long way to the cave. Randy stopped and chewed his lip.
Bobbie had come to Beijing prepared. She was here to meet the choreographer.
It was a lazy September morning. Audrey was at the mall.
A sense of magic was in the air. Naomi waited.
Margaret could see that the frog was snoopy.
Someone had invited a lion to Easter. Rafael knew the fun was about to begin.
Marsha walked into the bedroom and glanced at Ronald. "You make me jump," she said.
Lord Tommy was waiting in the chapel.
When Pearl arrived at her party, everyone gasped.
Roy had been waiting for Nicholas for days. He chewed his lip.
Yvonne opened the door to the pantry. She could not believe what she saw.
If the beekeeper didn't arrive soon, Travis didn't know what he would do.
"They know it was me," Lynn told herself as she waited at the pub.
Buon Deathlust raised his shield.
Beatrice took a long sip of her gin and tonic.
The noises coming from the bedroom made Margie hopeful.
Misty could see that the butler was sadistic.
It was a cool evening. Leslie rubbed his hands together as he led the plumber into the stable.
As soon as the party started, Bryan gripped his muffin.
Roberto had never been to the woods. He scratched his hand.
Cynthia could not hear anything.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Sonia was relieved to see her husband.
There had never been a beekeeper quite like Daniel Coleman, and he knew it.
Uil shielded his eyes against the blast.
Vickie could tell that Mary-Jo was inert. She opened the door to the bedroom.
Lord Addlelyn was eating in the dining room.
Morris staggered in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Bobby opened the door to the cloakroom. He took a bite of his kebab.
Someone had invited a monkey to Christmas. Felicia knew the fun was about to begin.
Dwayne was crying. He nodded to the geologist.
The library was locked.
Going to the hill was a good idea. Brad chewed his lip.
The sound of snoring made Ricardo angry.
Glynioys arose from slumber.
Sherri was the best dictator who ever lived.
When Billy opened the door Mr. Garcia looked up from his work.
When Janice arrived at her wedding, everyone stared in disbelief.
"It's almost over," Danny told himself as he waited in the closet.
Barry hoped that no one was coming to his grand opening.
Wade had come to India prepared. He was here to meet the sheriff.
It started like any other day in the library. Alfredo checked his reflection.
It was a wintery Saturday morning. Scott checked his watch as he led the ventriloquist into the dining room.
As soon as Easter started, Richard chewed his lip.
The lamb was on the loose. Kenneth tried to remain calm.
On Wednesday, Vivian always made a pillow fort.
John could see that the bee was uncooperative.
For as long as Cecil could remember, he'd wanted to be a taxi-driver.
Claire put down the kite carefully.
Eliza-Jane opened the door to the lobby. She buttoned up her jacket.
After spending a night on a plane, Joanne was relieved to see her mother.
Sean walked into the laundry and glanced at Kelly. "You make me worry," he said.
Mae could tell that Kristina was weary. She opened the door to the garage.
When Priscilla arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed at her.
Madison had never been to the sea. She took a bite of her apple.
Eru shielded her eyes against the blast.
Susan could see that Holly was a chemist. She tried not to laugh.
It was a magical autumn night. Crystal was at the travel agent.
The music coming from the wardrobe made Marian uneasy.
Matthew was the best yak herder in town.
When Samantha arrived at her grand opening, everyone laughed.
When Don opened the door Mrs. Williams looked up from her book.
Bryan felt that Erik was barbaric.
Going to the creek was a nice idea. Roger chewed some gum.
Straebanix leaned into the wind.
It was a long way to the river. Jimmie stopped and took a bite of his fishcake.
Antonio opened the door to the garage. He was afraid of what he would find.
Joyce gripped her plate.
Walter put down the cracker slowly.
Ron opened the door to the wine cellar. He lit a cigarette.
For as long as Enrique could remember, he'd wanted to be a paramedic.
The sound of snoring made Bradley want to scream.
If the banker didn't arrive soon, Amy didn't know what she would do.
Love was in the air. Brandine smiled knowingly.
Elei Mindwalker raised her fist.
It started like any other day in the living room. Jason struggled to breathe.
Lady Wincaster was reading in the library.
Jacob hoped that the monkey was idiosyncratic.
After spending a night in hospital, Randall was relieved to see his car.
Steve knew that the cheesemaker was humorous.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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