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If the private detective didn't arrive soon, Christopher didn't know what he would do.
As soon as Easter started, Edgar buttoned up his jacket.
Kurt was burping. He lowered his gaze.
Holarg shielded her eyes against the blast.
Ron fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
On Monday, Miriam always made trouble.
The sound of the helicopter leaving made Deanna laugh.
Anne was the best stonecutter in town.
Feneed waited for the battle to begin.
Someone had invited a rat to the grand opening. Matthew knew what to do.
Aaron had been expecting Randy for days. He took a sip of his saké.
Going to the valley was a bad idea. Felix took a bite of his banana.
Edward could tell that Jorge was hostile. He opened the door to the office.
For as long as Alberto could remember, he'd wanted to be a principal.
Joan had never been to the forest. She buttoned up her jacket.
The barn was full of smoke.
Leroy put down the sandwich slowly.
Kyle felt that Marc was emotional.
It was a bitterly cold Saturday night. Vincent cracked open another beer as he led the archer into the pantry.
The cheetah had escaped. Robin pretended not to notice.
Leah could tell that Tanya was a pickpocket. She tried not to worry.
Heidi could see that the gravedigger was cute.
Karen opened the door to the sauna. Her senses were overwhelmed.
When the sun rose, Ricky knew it was time to find shelter.
When Laurie arrived at her funeral, everyone gasped.
Frank was relieved that no one was coming to his grand opening.
Jon had come to Germany prepared. He was here to meet the librarian.
It was a typical afternoon. Dwayne was in the cafe.
"They know it was me," Andrea told herself as she waited over the fence.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Gladys want to cry.
Lori chewed her lip.
If the editor didn't arrive soon, Marian didn't know what she would do.
Michele could feel her life slipping away.
Dawn could not feel anything.
Love was in the air. William opened the door.
Someone had invited a lamb to Christmas. Wilma knew the fun was about to begin.
When Janice opened the door Mr. Jimén ez looked up from his book.
The music coming from the laundry made Marjorie uneasy.
Grou leaned into the wind.
The coach opened the door, and led Terry inside.
As soon as the wedding started, Brian sucked his teeth.
Crystal had never been to the gully. She bit her fingernails.
The attic was full of smoke.
Lady Grimchester was in one of her moods.
For as long as Kent could remember, he'd wanted to be an explorer.
It was a brilliant night. Patsy took a long sip of her daiquiri as she led the dancer into the wardrobe.
Bobbie-Sue was whispering. She chuckled to herself.
Cory was the best chauffeur bar none.
After spending a night on a plane, Ana was relieved to see her car.
Mario felt that the tattooist was fanatical.
The sound of the chainsaw made Shannon laugh.
It was a night full of promise. Anita was in the fridge.
Joshua was angry that Marvin was coming to his funeral.
The snail was on the loose. Greg panicked.
Kirk hoped that Adrian was disappointed.
Ernest opened the door to the control room. He lowered his gaze.
Lord Pedro was in one of his moods.
Griuh Timeburner raised his sword.
Cheryl had been expecting Sandra for hours. She took a bite of her croissant.
Robert opened the door to the attic. His senses were overwhelmed.
If the artist didn't arrive soon, Darlene didn't know what she would do.
Leonard could tell that Guy was a real estate agent. He tried not to laugh.
Timothy walked into the kitchen and glanced at Valerie. "You make me jealous," he said.
Troy was outside the window. He had a beer in his hand.
Curtis was suprised to be floating.
Rhonda had invited a guitarist to her grand opening. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Lydia hoped for a miracle.
Anita could see that Toni was placid. She opened the door to the wine cellar.
It started like any other night in the pub. Mary-Jo took a long sip of her Powerade.
When Neil arrived at his funeral, Derrick cried.
On Wednesday, Eddie always made it right.
Lord Christopher was eating in the attic.
The pantry was flooded.
Regina was driving. She buttoned up her jacket.
When Peggy opened the door Mr. Hall looked up from his work.
Kay staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Martin was the best professor around.
Cory could see that the rabbit was honest.
As soon as the party started, Terrance checked his reflection.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Craig was relieved to see his home.
It was a night full of promise. Lori was in the cathedral.
Jill was relieved that no one was coming to her funeral.
Marie opened the door to the bedroom. She was afraid of what she might find.
It was a tumultuous morning. Bill crouched and tied his laces as he led the beggar into the cell.
Christopher wiped the sweat from his brow. It was going to be a fantastic afternoon.
Frances had been waiting for Glenda for two hours. She snapped her fingers.
Quarteusys Moonbeard raised his shield.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
There had never been a dietician quite like Florence Stuart, and she knew it.
It was a long way to the valley. Raymond stopped and took a bite of his muffin.
Fernando was suprised to be floating.
When Tom arrived at his party, Terry laughed at him.
Lord Freincoombe was sitting in the basement.
For as long as Salvador could remember, he'd wanted to be a veterinarian.
Clayton was on the corner. He had a stapler in his hand.
Roberto put down the spring-roll nervously.
The chicken was on the prowl. Erika knew exactly what to do.
Katherine could tell that Heidi was purposeful. She opened the door to the bedroom.
When Phillip opened the door Mrs. Cooper looked up from her book.
When wolves began to howl, Marsha knew it was time to move on.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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