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Going to the pond was a nice idea. Sherry crouched and tied her laces.
Victor was over the hill. He had a phone in his hand.
Sarah had invited a tortoise to her funeral. She knew what to do.
The wombat was on the prowl. Paula tried to remain calm.
Delores could tell that Marian was fanciful. She opened the door to the garage.
Harry took a long sip of his water. It was going to be a tough night.
Mike staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Xyriuc waited for the battle to begin.
Terrance opened the door to the cloakroom. The smell was overwhelming.
After spending a night on a plane, Andre was relieved to see his home.
It was a snowy Friday morning. Darrell was in the museum.
For as long as Anne could remember, she'd wanted to be a matador.
When Kurt opened the door Mrs. Wright looked up from her book.
As soon as the wedding started, Ana lit a cigarette.
When wolves began to howl, Maureen knew it was time to find shelter.
Dave walked into the basement and looked at Eric. "You make me jealous," he said.
Linda felt that Sylvia was forthright.
Christian knew that the alligator was unfathomable.
Lady Deborah was waiting in the office.
Joan was standing. She gripped her credit card.
Megan had been expecting Misty for three days. She knew it wasn't too late.
Josephine had come to America alone. She was here to meet the wizard.
The interpreter opened the door, and led Michelle inside.
On Sunday, Bob always made sandwiches.
The garage was covered in blood.
Phyllis was delighted to be alive.
Arthur could not hear anything.
Valerie could tell that Bernice was a bartender. She tried not to smile.
It was a beautiful Thursday night. Jacqueline nodded to the peddlar as she led the sniper into the attic.
When Willie arrived at his funeral, Allen booed him.
Heidi could see that Gloria was odd. She opened the door to the cloakroom.
Gary shrugged. It was going to be a special evening.
Ted opened the door to the garage. He chewed his lip.
Felix hoped that everyone was coming to his grand opening.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Dave opened the door to the wine cellar. His senses were overwhelmed.
Tony staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Dwayne felt that the captain was happy.
Someone had invited a kangaroo to the funeral. Tracey knew it wouldn't end well.
The sound of the motorbike made Ivan hesitant.
When Brenda arrived at Christmas, Ellen gasped.
After spending a night in jail, Leon was relieved to see his boss.
There had never been a hairdresser quite like Rodney Parker, and he knew it.
Mark was sharing. He raised his hands.
The bright light coming from the armory made Enrique uneasy.
If the juggler didn't arrive soon, Elly-May didn't know what she would do.
It was a typical night in the bathroom. Ernest closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Wesley was in the corner. He had a mouse in his hand.
The magician opened the door, and led Allen inside.
It started like any other night in India. Kristin closed her eyes and took a breath.
On Wednesday, Tanya always made lemonade.
Denise had never been to the woods. She checked her watch.
Gina walked into the stable and looked at Vivian. "You make me cry," she said.
Jeffery had come to Rome alone. He was here to meet the manager.
Lady Wilma was eating in the control room.
The wolf had escaped. Charlotte knew exactly what to do.
When Glen opened the door Mrs. Washington looked up from her work.
It was a warm November night. Ivan was in the hole.
Tyrone could see that Adam was devious. He opened the door to the corridor.
Tim opened the door to the laundry. His senses were overwhelmed.
Ronald was delighted to be floating.
Someone had invited a duck to the funeral. Gertrude knew the fun was about to begin.
Katherine could feel her life slipping away.
"Winners don't quit," Freddie told himself as he waited in the shop.
Elarzaeros waited for the battle to begin.
Going to the forest was a foolhardy idea. Shawn took a bite of his pickle.
When Jim arrived at his grand opening, everyone embraced him.
Brent fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Tom opened the door to the attic. He hoped for a miracle.
Gail was in the chapel. She had a spoon in her hand.
Pedro was worried that Andrew was coming to his party.
There had never been an inventor quite like Travis Baker, and he knew it.
Nelson could see that the mercenary was nonchalant.
William was the best politician around.
Edwin could see that Lonnie was a gate-keeper. He tried not to laugh.
When Cathy arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone stared in disbelief.
It was a long way to the sea. Jackie stopped and enjoyed the feeling of power.
Lord Elderley was in one of his moods.
Erika took a sip of her cocktail. It was going to be a long day.
Dale hoped that Herbert was noncompetitive.
Danny opened the door to the cell. His senses were overwhelmed.
Roberta lit a cigarette.
As soon as the grand opening started, Walter questioned his decision.
Madison walked into the laundry and looked at Lewis. "You make me afraid," she said.
Magai shielded her eyes against the light.
Samantha had invited a dinosaur to Christmas. She knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a sad March afternoon. Leslie was in the kitchen.
If the taxidermist didn't arrive soon, Marion didn't know what she would do.
Someone had invited a bear to the funeral. Brandon knew it wouldn't end well.
Ze leaned into the wind.
The kitten had escaped. Margaret pretended not to notice.
"They know it was me," Gordon told himself as he waited in the food court.
Bob put down the bike nervously.
Nora opened the door to the kitchen. She tried to hide.
When Kirk opened the door Mrs. Freeman looked up from her work.
When the moon came up, Nancy knew it was time to sleep.
On Saturday, Rick made love.
Darren was delighted to be free.
Regina could see that Katrina was vulnerable. She opened the door to the lobby.
When Tracey arrived at her wedding, Gloria ignored her.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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