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On Monday, Sheila always made the team.
If the deputy didn't arrive soon, Michael didn't know what he would do.
The sound of the helicopter arriving made David angry.
It was a long way to the ocean. Georgia stopped and checked her phone.
It was a bitter, endless night. Jason was at the skateboard park.
Fareaff Lovesucker raised his sword.
When Carla arrived at Christmas, Nancy stared in disbelief.
Lord Bostbeck was in one of his moods.
The goldfish was on the prowl. Jo-Ellen panicked.
Wendy knew that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
Steven took a bite of his spring-roll. It was going to be a tough evening.
Cecil could see that Jeff was rowdy.
Jack opened the door to the wine cellar. He took a long sip of his juice.
It started like any other night in the train station. Norman smiled knowingly.
There had never been a rabbi quite like Dianne Morris, and she knew it.
Oashiunix waited for the battle to begin.
Going to the waterfall was a nice idea. Bill sucked his teeth.
Someone had invited a squirrel to the party. Harvey knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a dull, insipid morning. Gary shrugged as he led the imam into the bedroom.
Geraldine was in the lighthouse. She had a bratwurst in her hand.
Phyllis was the best archaeologist in town.
Franklin was suprised to be free.
Bryan knew that the seal was suspicious.
Alberto could tell that Daryl was a meteorologist. He tried not to worry.
The smoke coming from the outhouse made Luis uneasy.
Brandine knew that the coroner was pugnacious.
As soon as the wedding started, Jason took a sip of his diet Pepsi.
When Keith opened the door Mrs. Lee looked up from her work.
When Geraldine arrived at her grand opening, everyone ignored her.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Naomi smiled knowingly.
The alligator had escaped. Eliza-Jane tried to remain calm.
Theresa had come to Spain prepared. She was here to meet the lawyer.
Calvin had invited an animal trainer to Thanksgiving. He knew what to do.
Allison was eating. She took a bite of her chicken wing.
Adou Fleshhand raised her sword.
Willard was disappointed that everyone was coming to his funeral.
Charlie had never been to the cave. He nodded to the shipwright.
Brandon put down the umbrella slowly.
Shrurlaolla leaned into the wind.
When Carlos arrived at his grand opening, Ian stared in disbelief.
Jerry opened the door to the guest room. His senses were overwhelmed.
Sara staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
For as long as Alan could remember, he'd wanted to be a security guard.
It was a brilliant evening. Lester raised his hands as he led the clown into the dining room.
Going to the reef was a great idea. Martha wanted to start over.
The bathroom was covered in blood.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
Derek opened the door to the garage. He straightened his clothes.
Gloria had been waiting for Shannon for three days. She went over the plan.
"Winners don't quit," Marcus told himself as he waited in the shower.
Alice took a bite of her candy-bar.
Lady Gina was in one of her moods.
Sherry could see that the fish was easy.
When Frances opened the door Mr. Davis looked up from his book.
Love was in the air. Michelle looked at the time.
The sound of the bagpipes made Annie angry.
Jeffrey was in the bomb-shelter. He had a Powerade in his hand.
It was a glorious - Months afternoon. Shirley was on the roof.
On Friday, Danny made babies.
As soon as Easter started, Derek took a sip of his Fanta.
Someone had invited a goose to the grand opening. Rebecca knew what to do.
Eleanor had invited a snake to her funeral. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Gerald could see that Theodore was satisfied. He opened the door to the attic.
Mathew could not feel anything.
Anna hoped that the butler was wary.
Christy put down the chair carefully.
The minister opened the door, and led Angel inside.
Lord Harvey was sitting in the kitchen.
Lloyd had come to the fairy grotto alone. He was here to meet the swineherd.
Willie was delighted to be alone.
Roy could see that Tyrone was annoyed.
Elsie was farting. She ground her teeth.
Jared looked at the time. It was going to be a momentous morning.
The deer was on the prowl. Brenda pretended not to notice.
It was a typical morning. Gabriel straightened his clothes as he led the chief of police into the waiting room.
Tamara opened the door to the dining room. She was afraid of what she might find.
When rain began, Tim knew it was time to move on.
Jill could tell that Sarah-Jane was a butcher. She tried not to laugh.
Barbara fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Danielle had been expecting Carol for five days. She took a bite of her slice of pizza.
As soon as the funeral started, Elaine sucked her teeth.
Mike was in the waiting room. He had a flower in his hand.
Leona was disappointed that Ashley was coming to her party.
When Donna opened the door Mrs. Smith looked up from her book.
It was a night full of promise. Gene was in the basement.
Krioren shielded her eyes against the light.
For as long as Nicole could remember, she'd wanted to be a referee.
After spending a night in the airport, Viola was relieved to see her boss.
"All's well that ends well," Ralph told himself as he waited down the well.
Lady Kristen was reading in the lounge room.
Irene was suprised to be free.
Lord Raymond was in one of his moods.
The noises coming from the lobby made Bill hopeful.
On Monday, April made a kite.
Edgar was the best sculptor who ever lived.
Anita opened the door to the bathroom. She sucked her teeth.
Lord Basinglea was waiting in the bedroom.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Lois opened the door.
Genua leaned into the wind.
Christina could see that the singer was lost.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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