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It was a beautiful September night. Valerie was at the mall.
Betty was the best manager in town.
When Derrick arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone cried.
Hilda hoped that the fortune-teller was paranoid.
Madison could see that Amber was an entertainer. She tried not to worry.
Stephen had invited a spider to Easter. He knew what to do.
It was a bitter, endless November night. Cecil grimaced as he led the hypnotist into the cell.
As soon as Christmas started, Arnold put down his fork.
Curtis walked into the kitchen and looked at Katherine. "You make me wet," he said.
Chester was painting. He looked at the time.
Maurice straightened his hair. It was going to be a tough night.
For as long as Leah could remember, she'd wanted to be a gladiator.
Harold bit his fingernails.
Sonia was suprised to be alive.
When the sun rose, Josephine knew it was time to run.
Becky had come to the pyramids prepared. She was here to meet the scientist.
If the chicken sexer didn't arrive soon, Charlene didn't know what she would do.
Roger could see that the camel was doubtful.
Edwin could feel his life slipping away.
It was a long way to the creek. Tim stopped and shuddered in anticipation.
A sense of magic was in the air. Wilma opened the door.
The music coming from the office made Marion uneasy.
Dora opened the door to the waiting room. Her senses were overwhelmed.
The deer had escaped. Vernon pretended not to notice.
Gregory put down the candy-bar nervously.
Mattie could see that Lois was blissful. She opened the door to the bedroom.
Marsha had been expecting Bonnie for five days. She raised her hands.
Someone had invited a pig to Easter. Jay knew it wouldn't end well.
Nuirguc Worldskin raised his axe.
Eili shielded her eyes against the sun.
Don had never been to the woods. He smiled knowingly.
As soon as Christmas started, Julio ground his teeth.
It was a dull, insipid night. Jack was in the pantry.
Aod arose from slumber.
Kurt walked into the laundry and looked at Frederick. "You make me afraid," he said.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Doris felt that the construction worker was contemplative.
When Franklin opened the door Mrs. Coleman looked up from her book.
After spending a night on the street, Marie was relieved to see her boss.
There had never been an oracle quite like Scott Smith, and he knew it.
It was a typical winter morning. Elly-May enjoyed the feeling of anticipation as she led the teacher into the kitchen.
The sound of the motorbike made Warren want to scream.
Shannon took a bite of her apple.
Lloyd was the best surgeon around.
It was a typical evening in Moscow. Brandine knew it was too late.
Evelyn opened the door to the waiting room. She lowered her gaze.
Bryan knew that no one was coming to Christmas.
On Sunday, John made a pillow fort.
"This is crazy," Christopher told himself as he waited in the hole.
Virginia hoped that the dolphin was unrestrained.
Martin was at the wax museum. He had a croissant in his hand.
Stacy could not hear anything.
The monk opened the door, and led Everett inside.
Ruth had been waiting for Mae for hours. She wanted a cigarette.
Martha felt that Crystal was predictable.
If the webmaster didn't arrive soon, Edward didn't know what he would do.
The noises coming from the classroom made Brittany uneasy.
Ricky had come to the submarine prepared. He was here to meet the sniper.
When Ralph opened the door Mr. Jones looked up from his work.
Melinda had invited a firefighter to Thanksgiving. She knew it wouldn't end well.
There had never been a stonecutter quite like Marie Morris, and she knew it.
When rain stopped, Lauren knew it was time to run.
Marsha felt that the hypnotist was doubtful.
It started like any other night in Beijing. Marvin took a bite of his spring-roll.
Stanley opened the door to the barn. He had dreamed of this moment.
Lucy hoped for a miracle. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
Nancy had never been to the gully. She smiled knowingly.
As soon as the wedding started, Johnny wanted relief.
Iazh arose from slumber.
It was a snowy summer morning. Minnie was at the football stadium.
Going to the mountain was a foolhardy idea. Tim questioned his plan.
The panda was on the loose. Jeff panicked.
Janet walked into the attic and looked at Janice. "You make me feel lonely," she said.
The bedroom was deserted.
It was a long way to the desert island. Crystal stopped and checked her watch.
The sound of the chainsaw made Mattie angry.
On Wednesday, Leona always made a movie.
Steve set aside his can opener.
Javier felt that Bryan was disruptive.
Wosoo Moonskin raised his axe.
For as long as Armando could remember, he'd wanted to be a make-up artist.
Jim-Bob could not hear anything.
Cassandra could see that the fish was perplexed.
Johnny had invited a beggar to Christmas. He knew it wouldn't end well.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Allen opened the door.
Darrell put down the bratwurst slowly.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
The paramedic opened the door, and led Eleanor inside.
As soon as the funeral started, Vernon checked his watch.
Vera was suprised to be alive.
It was a damp Thursday evening. Erik was in the clock-tower.
There had never been a private detective quite like Florence Martin, and she knew it.
Don had been expecting Wayne for hours. He knew it was too late.
Felix wanted a fishcake. It was going to be a long afternoon.
Brandon was disappointed that Lloyd was coming to his wedding.
Tamara had come to the North Pole alone. She was here to meet the magistrate.
If the beautician didn't arrive soon, Franklin didn't know what he would do.
Lord Bostmain was in one of his moods.
Someone had invited a puppy to Easter. Debra knew what to do.
Timothy could tell that Leo was a tailor. He tried not to smile.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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