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June had never been to the swamp. She knew it was too late.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Alan lowered his gaze.
The donkey was on the prowl. Wade knew exactly what to do.
Wesley hoped that Jamie was coming to his party.
Tina fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
When Heidi arrived at her wedding, everyone gasped.
Raurdo leaned into the wind.
"Maybe no one will notice," Clara told herself as she waited at the football stadium.
It started like any other evening in the bus stop. Alvin buttoned up his jacket.
The carver opened the door, and led Julie inside.
It was a gloomy Sunday morning. Randy was in the attic.
When Marion arrived at her funeral, everyone laughed at her.
For as long as Violet could remember, she'd wanted to be a chimney-sweep.
There had never been a beekeeper quite like Joyce White, and she knew it.
Katie could see that the octopus was tidy.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
James opened the door to the corridor. He crouched and tied his laces.
Laura-May opened the door to the attic. The odour was unbearable.
Leroy could see that Ray was a model. He tried not to laugh.
Lewis closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette. It was going to be a long morning.
Katherine could feel her heart beating.
When wolves began to howl, Karl knew it was time to find shelter.
Corey was suprised to be alone.
If the animal trainer didn't arrive soon, Miguel didn't know what he would do.
On Wednesday, Clinton always made a mess.
Iersor Fearsword raised his shield.
It was a wintery - Months night. Crystal smiled knowingly as she led the sheriff into the control room.
Brian had come to America prepared. He was here to meet the composer.
Lloyd could see that the personal trainer was intolerant.
Lord Leo was in one of his moods.
The sound of screaming children made Carl laugh.
The otter had escaped. Patsy pretended not to notice.
The spy opened the door, and led Stephanie inside.
When Tom arrived at his funeral, Nathaniel stared in disbelief.
"Maybe no one will notice," Ashley told herself as she waited in the closet.
Clayton was the best executioner around.
Dave put down the ukulele carefully.
The bathroom was locked.
It was a long way to the ocean. Diane stopped and took a bite of her fishcake.
Going to the planet was a good idea. Mary checked her watch.
There had never been an illustrator quite like Claude Miller, and he knew it.
It was a damp summer afternoon. Ray was on the shelf.
It was a typical night in the food court. Georgia checked her reflection.
Lady Caerhope was in one of her moods.
After spending a night under a bridge, Jose was relieved to see his father.
Sara hoped that Claudia was ecstatic.
Christy knew that no one was coming to Christmas.
James knew that the goat was healthy.
Brandon opened the door to the outhouse. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
Jane had come to America alone. She was here to meet the chauffeur.
Brandine fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
It started like any other afternoon in the concert. Bonnie chewed some gum.
Jeff had never been to the sea. He hoped for a miracle.
Lucy walked into the attic and looked at Jared. "You make me angry," she said.
Rosa had invited a wedding planner to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Mary-Beth could see that Erika was an inventor. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Clara was growling. She snapped her fingers.
When Vivian opened the door Mrs. Williams looked up from her work.
As soon as Christmas started, Randy scratched his hand.
Thelma had been waiting for Susan for six days. She straightened her hair.
When Roberta arrived at Thanksgiving, Lauren laughed.
Sam wanted time to stand still.
When wolves began to howl, Florence knew it was time to move on.
Ian chewed his lip. It was going to be a fantastic night.
Henry was the best cartoonist bar none.
For as long as Vanessa could remember, she'd wanted to be a soldier.
When Sergio arrived at his party, Justin laughed at him.
If the exterminator didn't arrive soon, Marion didn't know what she would do.
"Just be yourself," Mario told himself as he waited on the roof.
Carole had come to the fort prepared. She was here to meet the drummer.
David opened the door to the kitchen. The stench was overwhelming.
On Friday, Ricardo always made medicine.
After spending a night under a bridge, Felix was relieved to see his mother.
It was a dark and stormy spring morning. Christian was at the wax museum.
Ramon was angry that no one was coming to his funeral.
There had never been a firefighter quite like Cynthia Morris, and she knew it.
The professor opened the door, and led Frances inside.
Someone had invited a porcupine to the party. Leslie knew the fun was about to begin.
Xileetor waited for the battle to begin.
Allison staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
The panda had escaped. Roy pretended not to notice.
The sound of the sledgehammer made June laugh.
Yesuoff shielded his eyes against the blast.
Brent could tell that Eduardo was a soldier. He tried not to worry.
Lady Eagleshaw was in one of her moods.
Going to the river was a good idea. Guy rubbed his hands together.
Jason could see that the clown was wonderful.
Steven was suprised to be alone.
Patrick was crawling. He took a bite of his celery stick.
Harry was under the bed. He had a hairbrush in his hand.
Tamara had come to Johannesburg alone. She was here to meet the pickpocket.
For as long as Harvey could remember, he'd wanted to be a hunter.
Christian hoped that Scott was businesslike.
Yvonne raised her hands. It was going to be a tough night.
Renee put down the ukulele carefully.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Phyllis opened the door.
The smoke coming from the bedroom made Duane uneasy.
Lady Audrey was in one of her moods.
Bobbie-Sue was the best teacher who ever lived.
Regina opened the door to the library. She was afraid of what she might find.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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