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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
Brandine had invited a kangaroo to her wedding. She knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a busy spring afternoon. Glenn ground his teeth as he led the physicist into the conservatory.
The stable was ready.
As soon as Christmas started, Geraldine took a bite of her bratwurst.
Patsy could not see anything.
Beth knew that the lion was original.
When Jo arrived at Easter, Bertha fainted.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Veronica was relieved to see her boss.
Cody opened the door to the laundry. The silence was overwhelming.
When Joshua arrived at his wedding, everyone embraced him.
Tamara put down the kebab slowly.
Heidi opened the door to the garage. She took a long sip of her Guinness.
Wesley felt that Mark was mechanical.
Lonnie had never been to the reef. He took a bite of his bread-stick.
Megan had come to Berlin prepared. She was here to meet the blacksmith.
Dana knew that no one was coming to Easter.
There had never been a factory worker quite like Troy White, and he knew it.
Charlene crouched and tied her laces.
Anita was the best doctor around.
When rain began, Pearl knew it was time to sleep.
The chimpanzee was on the prowl. Mary-Lou pretended not to notice.
Dean knew that the technician was unpleasant.
It was a beautiful March morning. Felix was in the playground.
If the soldier didn't arrive soon, Thelma didn't know what she would do.
Someone had invited a fish to Christmas. Jennie knew it wouldn't end well.
Dolores was delighted to be floating.
Smoke was in the air. Herman opened the door.
Milton could see that Christopher was impatient. He opened the door to the office.
Billy-Bob knew that the cat was narrow-minded.
When Calvin arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone stared in disbelief.
The publisher opened the door, and led Harold inside.
Shawn staggered in the gloom. The walls were damp.
It was a clear, bright morning. Ross cracked open another beer as he led the cartoonist into the lobby.
Danny had been waiting for Roberto for hours. He went over the plan.
As soon as Easter started, Ivan checked his watch.
Harvey was whispering. He crouched and tied his laces.
The noises coming from the guest room made Tyrone uneasy.
Tony opened the door to the library. His senses were overwhelmed.
Rose was glad that no one was coming to her wedding.
The sound of the helicopter arriving made Kristin want to cry.
Breorl Lifesword raised his axe.
Mattie was the best interpreter around.
Timothy walked into the office and glanced at Dennis. "You make me nervous," he said.
Erica took a bite of her cracker.
Frank had come to Hell alone. He was here to meet the sniper.
Annie had never been to the desert. She whistled nonchalantly.
Syleug leaned into the wind.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
Lady Drumcott was in one of her moods.
Leon put down the ukulele carefully.
When Hector opened the door Mrs. Martin looked up from her work.
The frog was on the loose. Cynthia pretended not to notice.
It was a typical night. Gary was on the bus.
If the gondolier didn't arrive soon, Jesus didn't know what he would do.
Clinton knew that the soldier was funny.
Toni could see that Victoria was loyal.
Kevin was in the hospital. He had a Heineken in his hand.
On Thursday, Vincent always made a mess.
Lady Krawshire was sitting in the bathroom.
As soon as the funeral started, Carmen took a bite of her candy-bar.
Charlene was glowing. She grinned.
"Patience is a virtue," Marshall told himself as he waited in the hair salon.
Luis was glad that everyone was coming to Christmas.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Judith smiled knowingly.
Lorraine opened the door to the guest room. The stench was unmistakable.
Naomi opened the door to the walk-in freezer. She crouched and tied her laces.
The sound of the drill made Roberto laugh.
Regina could see that Victoria was a courier. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Margie could feel her heart beating.
There had never been a sculptor quite like Heather Green, and she knew it.
When rain stopped, Tom knew it was time to find shelter.
The smoke coming from the attic made Craig hopeful.
Sherri had been waiting for Ann for two days. She closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Everett was suprised to be alone.
Velma had invited a shaman to Easter. She knew what to do.
Someone had invited a crab to Thanksgiving. Teresa knew what to do.
When Tracy arrived at her wedding, Christine stared in disbelief.
Seth had never been to the volcano. He swallowed nervously.
The beautician opened the door, and led Annie inside.
It was a dull, insipid spring night. Herman laughed to himself as he led the spy into the garage.
Going to the cave was a good idea. Felicia took a bite of her carrot.
If the archer didn't arrive soon, Darlene didn't know what she would do.
The wine cellar was flooded.
It was a rainy winter night. Russell was at the door.
As soon as Easter started, Casey buttoned up his jacket.
Marilyn had come to Heaven prepared. She was here to meet the shepherd.
When Albert arrived at Christmas, everyone ignored him.
Lonnie staggered in the gloom. The walls were rough.
Louise felt that Mary-Jo was old.
Nicholas could feel his life slipping away.
Dwayne opened the door to the armory. He was afraid of what he would find.
Kelly was the best butler in town.
It started like any other evening in the dungeon. Delores cracked open another beer.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, David was relieved to see his car.
Kristin walked into the attic and glanced at Brandon. "You make me lie," she said.
Ivan was relieved that everyone was coming to his grand opening.
For as long as Annie could remember, she'd wanted to be a poet.
Frances was at the zoo. She had a spoon in her hand.
The sound of the drill made Kyle laugh.
The duck was on the loose. Marshall pretended not to notice.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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