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Ryan knew that Kurt was vulnerable.
When Todd arrived at his grand opening, everyone ignored him.
Amanda had come to the windmill prepared. She was here to meet the taxi-driver.
Naomi shrugged. It was going to be a tough day.
As soon as the funeral started, Cody took a bite of his cracker.
Billy-Bob was angry that everyone was coming to his wedding.
When Craig opened the door Mrs. Tremblay looked up from her work.
There had never been an air traffic controller quite like Sharon Robin son, and she knew it.
Micheal could tell that Edward was a judge. He tried not to smile.
Debra could tell that Emma was resourceful. She opened the door to the classroom.
It was a cool May morning. Jose rubbed his hands together as he led the gravedigger into the dining room.
Arthur was at the train station. He had a wine in his hand.
Tiffany felt that the sniper was shaky.
Tammy had invited an engineer to her wedding. She knew what to do.
It was a long way to the mountain. Lance stopped and ground his teeth.
If the firefighter didn't arrive soon, Joseph didn't know what he would do.
Veronica put down the bratwurst carefully.
Lee was the best referee who ever lived.
Lord Bexcombe was waiting in the outhouse.
After spending a night in jail, Jeanne was relieved to see her boss.
Herbert was delighted to be alive.
The banker opened the door, and led Victoria inside.
Someone had invited a chipmunk to the grand opening. Stephen knew the fun was about to begin.
Tyrone opened the door to the dungeon. His senses were overwhelmed.
The sound of dogs barking made Patsy hesitant.
Smoke was in the air. Phyllis waited.
When Linda arrived at her party, Madison laughed.
The noises coming from the dining room made Gwendolyn uneasy.
Charlene was glad that everyone was coming to her wedding.
On Thursday, Alan always made a home.
Going to the bay was a terrible idea. Naomi cracked open another beer.
Ian could tell that Bernard was a jeweler. He tried not to smile.
Eileen had been waiting for Michele for days. She checked her reflection.
When wolves began to howl, Paula knew it was time to move on.
There had never been a busker quite like Edward Coleman, and he knew it.
It was a clear night. Marian was under the bridge.
Constance felt that Brandy was dissonant.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
Brenda was the best athlete who ever lived.
Ross had come to the end of the rainbow prepared. He was here to meet the coach.
Frank knew that the assassin was impressionable.
As soon as the funeral started, Julian checked his reflection.
Periew leaned into the wind.
When Julie opened the door Mrs. Hall looked up from her work.
Dennis could see that Patrick was rational. He opened the door to the sauna.
If the swineherd didn't arrive soon, Pauline didn't know what she would do.
When Chris arrived at his party, Jaime embraced him.
Timothy put down the kebab carefully.
The sound of the faucet dripping made Frank want to cry.
Someone had invited a dolphin to Christmas. Josephine knew it wouldn't end well.
Nathan opened the door to the kitchen. He was afraid of what he would find.
For as long as Floyd could remember, he'd wanted to be a tattooist.
It was a long way to the island. Elaine stopped and chewed her lip.
When Carrie arrived at her funeral, Regina fainted.
Norma had invited a spy to her funeral. She knew what to do.
It was a misty evening. Christopher put down his bottle as he led the barista into the dining room.
The chemist opened the door, and led Guy inside.
Arthur fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Andrew was disappointed that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
The chimpanzee had escaped. Kim panicked.
Jim walked into the stable and looked at Betty. "You make me glow," he said.
Stephen was in the park. He had a daiquiri in his hand.
Margie was walking. She checked her watch.
It was a misty fall night. Claude was at the butcher.
Edgar had never been to the forest. He went over the plan.
Willie had come to Athens prepared. He was here to meet the gravedigger.
"You deserve this," Mike told himself as he waited in the temple.
Ralph was the best tattooist in town.
Sara had been waiting for Wendy for hours. She crouched and tied her laces.
The sound of the angle-grinder made Casey laugh.
Micheal opened the door to the lounge room. He bit his fingernails.
Hilda felt that the beetle was articulate.
Lady Greenforth was reading in the wine cellar.
As soon as the wedding started, Jill looked at the time.
When Joshua opened the door Mrs. White looked up from her work.
Lucille straightened her clothes.
On Sunday, Jeanette always made a list.
When the moon came up, Rick knew it was time to move on.
The bee had escaped. Sidney knew exactly what to do.
Kay put down the skateboard slowly.
Jimmy had invited a nurse to Easter. He knew it wouldn't end well.
There had never been a hunter quite like Alan Young, and he knew it.
Bryan opened the door to the garage. He could not believe what he saw.
Alexander could tell that Henry was a fashion designer. He tried not to worry.
When Angela arrived at her funeral, Darrell ignored her.
Kozeedom Sungrief raised her sword.
The music coming from the pantry made Marc hopeful.
For as long as Georgia could remember, she'd wanted to be a priest.
A sense of magic was in the air. Lynn looked at the time.
When Hector arrived at his party, Alfredo laughed.
Emma was looking. She raised her hands.
It was a cool evening. Dustin struggled to breathe as he led the singer into the barn.
It was a long way to the forest. Julie stopped and scratched her hand.
If the jockey didn't arrive soon, Glenda didn't know what she would do.
Lord Adam was in one of his moods.
Thomas staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Erica could tell that Wanda was impractical. She opened the door to the lounge room.
"No one suspects a thing," Diane told herself as she waited in the bomb-shelter.
Jeff was angry that everyone was coming to his funeral.
The sound of the blender made Susan laugh.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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