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Loretta could tell that Leah was a captain. She tried not to smile.
"It has to work," Dora told herself as she waited in the closet.
Lord Wallace was in one of his moods.
Teresa walked into the library and glanced at Don. "You make me dizzy," she said.
When rain began, Nathaniel knew it was time to sleep.
Richard hoped that the dog was prejudiced.
The pony had escaped. Dorothy knew exactly what to do.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Marc looked at the time.
The outhouse was covered in blood.
When Vanessa arrived at her grand opening, Tyler welcomed her.
For as long as Madison could remember, she'd wanted to be a farmer.
As soon as the party started, Kristen lit a cigarette.
Carlos took a long sip of his ale. It was going to be a special morning.
Leonard opened the door to the dungeon. The odour was surprisingly pleasant.
There had never been a taxi-driver quite like Kelly Green, and she knew it.
It was a bleak, wintery fall evening. Grace was in the food court.
Vuoni shielded his eyes against the blast.
It was a long way to the bay. Eva stopped and took a bite of her bratwurst.
Fiarbenor leaned into the wind.
When Ronald opened the door Mr. Lóp ez looked up from his work.
Matthew put down the umbrella slowly.
If the doctor didn't arrive soon, Virginia didn't know what she would do.
The noises coming from the cell made Cheryl uneasy.
It was a gloomy afternoon. Calvin scratched his hand as he led the lawyer into the corridor.
Shirley had invited a frog to Easter. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Ana was farting. She swallowed nervously.
Karl could see that Edgar was joyous. He opened the door to the lobby.
Chad hoped that the detective was heroic.
Bill was the best editor bar none.
Nathan could feel his life slipping away.
Melvin had never been to the mountain. He chewed his lip.
Gordon was delighted to be free.
The owl had escaped. Francis pretended not to notice.
Willard walked into the bedroom and glanced at Deanna. "You make me jealous," he said.
Someone had invited a hippopotamus to the grand opening. Patricia knew what to do.
A sense of magic was in the air. Wayne waited.
Brandine staggered in the gloom. The walls were rough.
Barbara had come to Berlin prepared. She was here to meet the sniper.
Patrick opened the door to the office. He had dreamed of this moment.
Shrathor arose from slumber.
Lady Ashbex was in one of her moods.
Going to the lake was a bad idea. Jim questioned his decision.
Ricky could see that Ryan was alone.
The bedroom was a complete mess.
For as long as Leah could remember, she'd wanted to be an artist.
"You can do this," Don told himself as he waited at the concert.
There had never been a mechanic quite like Nelson Thomas, and he knew it.
It was a foggy Monday night. Russell was under the mountain.
Jim-Bob put down his spatula. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
It was a long way to the sea. Dean stopped and took a long sip of his Gatorade.
On Saturday, Glenda always made art.
After spending a night under a bridge, Catherine was relieved to see her mother.
Virginia raised her hands.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Connie lit a cigarette.
Eric had been waiting for Glenn for days. He buttoned up his jacket.
If the actor didn't arrive soon, Judith didn't know what she would do.
Wubim shielded his eyes against the blast.
Someone had invited a rat to the wedding. Leo knew the fun was about to begin.
Emily was the best carpenter in town.
Teresa opened the door to the dungeon. Her senses were overwhelmed.
When Marsha opened the door Mr. Ben son looked up from his work.
Anne was delighted to be alone.
Bob hoped that the oracle was conciliatory.
The bright light coming from the bedroom made Ann hopeful.
Brandy was flying. She took a bite of her sandwich.
Felix knew that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
Opoi leaned into the wind.
When Constance arrived at her funeral, Alicia laughed.
When the moon came up, Georgia knew it was time to move on.
Sylvia staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Harry had invited a dinosaur to his wedding. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Velma had never been to the woods. She took a sip of her merlot.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Bobbie-Sue looked at the time.
"You deserve this," Jose told himself as he waited at the concert.
There had never been a torturer quite like Arlene Freeman, and she knew it.
Alberto knew that Clinton was indifferent.
Morris looked at the time. It was going to be a fantastic afternoon.
The sound of hammering made Julio want to scream.
Marcia had been waiting for Felicia for six days. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Andy crouched and tied his laces.
Kimberly took a long sip of her lemonade.
It was a glorious September afternoon. Christine was at the concert.
Nathan knew that the crocodile was interested.
The wardrobe was the perfect location.
Jim-Bob had come to another dimension prepared. He was here to meet the DJ.
When Ryan arrived at his funeral, everyone embraced him.
Andrea was in the deli. She had a celery stick in her hand.
Melinda opened the door to the laundry. She tried to hide.
Christopher opened the door to the guest room. He could not believe what he saw.
Going to the planet was a nice idea. John wanted a pill.
Tyrone was glad that no one was coming to his wedding.
Robert was shining. He shrugged.
Someone had invited a panda to Easter. Wesley knew the fun was about to begin.
If the janitor didn't arrive soon, Anna didn't know what she would do.
On Friday, Scott made a yurt.
Gertrude could see that Stella was an animal trainer. She tried not to smile.
Shane could see that Dennis was agonizing. He opened the door to the cloakroom.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Ashley was relieved to see her wife.
It was a long way to the cave. Phillip stopped and wiped the sweat from his brow.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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