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Someone had invited a dog to Easter. Vivian knew what to do.
Sidney had never been to the creek. He enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
For as long as Dean could remember, he'd wanted to be a pickpocket.
After spending a night in hospital, Brett was relieved to see his mother.
Russell was eating. He took a long sip of his smoothie.
Bob put down the hot dog carefully.
When Caroline arrived at her wedding, Olga fainted.
When Heather opened the door Mr. Cooper looked up from his book.
Love was in the air. Angela smiled knowingly.
"You deserve this," Terrance told himself as he waited in the hospital.
Dwayne could tell that Jonathan was a dietician. He tried not to smile.
The smell coming from the lounge room made Cody uneasy.
Ruth knew that the model was fixed.
The shepherd opened the door, and led Mabel inside.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Bruce scratched his hand.
Alfred could see that the wolf was perplexed.
Beatrice could see that Bobbie was offhand. She opened the door to the classroom.
It started like any other night in the hospital. Jeffery whistled nonchalantly.
The sound of the violin made Patrick laugh.
Shelly walked into the barn and glanced at Stacy. "You make me glow," she said.
Quirio arose from slumber.
Randall was the best cook who ever lived.
Nicole was delighted to be floating.
The dining room was deserted.
Emily opened the door to the pantry. She bit her fingernails.
There had never been a lifeguard quite like Marjorie William son, and she knew it.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
It was a magical Saturday evening. Lois was in the shop.
If the taxi-driver didn't arrive soon, Albert didn't know what he would do.
Ernest scratched his hand. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
Going to the sea was a terrible idea. Olga rubbed her hands together.
Colleen had been expecting Clara for three hours. She tried to hide.
After spending a night in jail, Julio was relieved to see his home.
Christopher put down the celery stick slowly.
On Sunday, Kathy made an igloo.
When Randy arrived at his party, Roberta laughed at him.
Ann opened the door to the classroom. The silence was overwhelming.
When Alma arrived at her wedding, Maria fainted.
Anthony hoped that the frog was circumspect.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Bob smiled knowingly.
Kelly knew that everyone was coming to Christmas.
Rebecca could tell that Norma was lousy. She opened the door to the bathroom.
Kristin had come to Rome prepared. She was here to meet the thief.
It was a long way to the peak. Mark stopped and buttoned up his jacket.
Dan had never been to the beach. He chewed his lip.
When the sun rose, Gerald knew it was time to run.
When Dean opened the door Mr. Tremblay looked up from his work.
Lisa walked into the sauna and looked at Steve. "You make me tired," she said.
Nellie was running. She took a bite of her banana.
The sound of the chainsaw made Adrian angry.
Gertrude could feel her life slipping away.
There had never been an impersonator quite like Ray King, and he knew it.
The music coming from the cell made Anna hopeful.
Ruby could see that Myrtle was a messenger. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Phillip had invited a bunny to Easter. He knew what to do.
Guy was the best dancer around.
Garfue shielded her eyes against the sun.
It was a tumultuous night. Nina was in the bushes.
When Joan arrived at her funeral, everyone gasped.
After spending a night under a bridge, Penny was relieved to see her boss.
Alice was suprised to be alone.
Fenoe arose from slumber.
If the builder didn't arrive soon, Darryl didn't know what he would do.
The beautician opened the door, and led Paul inside.
It was a wild, stormy night. Clara took a bite of her croissant as she led the scout into the laundry.
Kristen opened the door to the library. She closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Someone had invited a fly to the grand opening. Felicia knew it wouldn't end well.
Stanley could see that the wolf was familial.
It was a typical afternoon in the mall. Katrina whistled nonchalantly.
Jeremy was down the well. He had a bottle in his hand.
Ashley knew that the wedding planner was vindictive.
Philip fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
When Beatrice arrived at Thanksgiving, Kathy booed her.
When Brian opened the door Mrs. White looked up from her book.
Deanna was cycling. She enjoyed the feeling of power.
The dolphin had escaped. Julia tried to remain calm.
Paula opened the door to the basement. The stench was unmistakable.
Lady Pantholme was in one of her moods.
The smell coming from the lobby made Armando uneasy.
Laurie walked into the kitchen and glanced at Roberto. "You make me cry," she said.
Tommy could see that Clyde was possessive. He opened the door to the outhouse.
Samantha had been waiting for Wendy for five hours. She straightened her clothes.
On Friday, Gerald made up.
Ida rubbed her hands together.
Smoke was in the air. Willie opened the door.
Lord Bandletreath was eating in the laundry.
The lobby was locked.
Jose had invited a chicken to his party. He knew what to do.
The sound of the chickens made Kimberly want to scream.
Xawoi Sunlust raised his sword.
Debbie was disappointed that no one was coming to her funeral.
After spending a night on a plane, Darrell was relieved to see his boss.
It was a cold, moonlit April night. Patsy was on the shelf.
Marshall was at the casino. He had a wrench in his hand.
Chuodor arose from slumber.
When Alma arrived at Christmas, Mae stared in disbelief.
As soon as the grand opening started, Mario took a bite of his candy-bar.
If the juggler didn't arrive soon, Annette didn't know what she would do.
"No one will ever know," Amber told herself as she waited outside the window.
Jose was the best flight attendant in town.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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