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David was in the hole. He had a phone in his hand.
Lady Wendy was reading in the wardrobe.
Liasheidor waited for the battle to begin.
Viola raised her hands. It was going to be a tough night.
The make-up artist opened the door, and led Myrtle inside.
On Monday, Ruth made a pie.
Dianne opened the door to the bathroom. The odour was overwhelming.
It was a long way to the river. Darlene stopped and sucked her teeth.
If the clockmaker didn't arrive soon, Virginia didn't know what she would do.
After spending a night in hell, Vera was relieved to see her mother.
Zachary was the best interrogator who ever lived.
Going to the peak was a terrible idea. Melinda took a bite of her pickle.
Helen could tell that Melissa was a choreographer. She tried not to worry.
When Bernard arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone fainted.
Ted put down the banana carefully.
Randall had never been to the desert. He smiled knowingly.
Vanessa was glad that no one was coming to Easter.
When the sun rose, Glen knew it was time to find shelter.
As soon as the grand opening started, Gabriel crouched and tied his laces.
It was a chilly afternoon. Victor grimaced as he led the senator into the dungeon.
Charlotte could see that the shepherd was restrained.
For as long as Ricky could remember, he'd wanted to be a lifeguard.
The kitten was on the loose. Wade knew exactly what to do.
Smoke was in the air. Suzanne looked at the time.
Oscar felt that the kangaroo was disinterested.
When Steve arrived at his wedding, everyone welcomed him.
Charlie staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Marcia knew that Kay was thoughtless.
Edna went over the plan.
It was a glorious Friday afternoon. Audrey was at the bus stop.
Georgia had come to Athens prepared. She was here to meet the psychiatrist.
Lady Cheryl was reading in the laundry.
The conductor opened the door, and led Bessie inside.
There had never been a chef quite like Heather Hill, and she knew it.
Jordan was under the bridge. He had a can opener in his hand.
If the bureaucrat didn't arrive soon, Jo didn't know what she would do.
Jill was burping. She swallowed nervously.
On Saturday, Joanne always made a mess.
When the sun rose, Kelly knew it was time to run.
Lydia opened the door to the cell. She smiled knowingly.
James had been expecting Floyd for four days. He took a sip of his smoothie.
Janice opened the door to the control room. She was afraid of what she would find.
Oscar could tell that Marc was a magistrate. He tried not to smile.
Truishane arose from slumber.
Going to the valley was a bad idea. Calvin shrugged.
Lord Nicholas was in one of his moods.
It was a long way to the woods. Angel stopped and lit a cigarette.
The sound of the waves made Manuel hesitant.
Stella could see that Maria was cautious.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Edith looked at the time.
It was a tumultuous Monday evening. Jeanette was in the supermarket.
Melinda gripped her candy-bar.
Alma could tell that Rachel was debonair. She opened the door to the barn.
Debbie had invited a barista to Christmas. She knew the fun was about to begin.
The bright light coming from the kitchen made Debra uneasy.
Angela walked into the bathroom and glanced at Gregory. "You make me cry," she said.
It was a wild, stormy night. Nicole went over the plan as she led the sniper into the outhouse.
Marian put down the guitar carefully.
Jose was delighted to be alone.
Adoa Hopedemon raised his axe.
Robin was losing. She took a long sip of her Guinness.
Lady Carrie was eating in the attic.
The guest room was deserted.
Willie had come to the fairy grotto prepared. She was here to meet the bank robber.
Gertrude fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
For as long as Erik could remember, he'd wanted to be a security guard.
The kitten had escaped. Joy knew exactly what to do.
Lady Hullthwaite was in one of her moods.
Rene had never been to the lake. He checked his phone.
There had never been a barber quite like Patricia Rob son, and she knew it.
Bradley could tell that Daryl was a police officer. He tried not to laugh.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Mae want to scream.
Ernest opened the door to the lounge room. He had dreamed of this moment.
Gabriel opened the door to the dining room. He looked at the time.
Tammy had been waiting for Ruby for three hours. She checked her reflection.
It was a typical afternoon in the school. Laura-May took a bite of her celery stick.
Going to the creek was a nice idea. William whistled nonchalantly.
Sherri knew that Brandine was dreamy.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Sarah put down her magnifying glass.
If the bartender didn't arrive soon, Terrence didn't know what he would do.
The bright light coming from the bedroom made Harvey uneasy.
When Edith arrived at her grand opening, everyone fainted.
It was a quiet December afternoon. Judy was in the garden.
Love was in the air. Ida opened the door.
Francis was delighted to be alive.
On Tuesday, Jeremy always made a show.
When Laura-May arrived at her party, Frances ignored her.
Phyllis could feel her heart beating.
When Gertrude opened the door Mr. Parker looked up from his book.
After spending a night in hospital, Debra was relieved to see her husband.
The laundry was locked.
Maxine hoped that Anita was coming to Christmas.
Joe hoped that the matador was bewildered.
Brian checked his watch. It was going to be a tough morning.
Christian was sharing. He cracked open another beer.
Katie hoped for a miracle.
Hector put down the chicken wing carefully.
Julian was at the skateboard park. He had a bratwurst in his hand.
It was a busy April evening. Irene shrugged as she led the deputy into the lounge room.
Wrewo waited for the battle to begin.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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