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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
As soon as the funeral started, Cathy gripped her spring-roll.
Suzanne opened the door to the office. She could not believe what she saw.
Dave could feel his heart beating.
Lord Wayne was in one of his moods.
Someone had invited a dinosaur to Thanksgiving. Tyler knew it wouldn't end well.
"No one suspects a thing," Ricky told himself as he waited in the food court.
Caroline had come to America alone. She was here to meet the bank robber.
Sharon had been expecting Juanita for four days. She buttoned up her jacket.
When wolves began to howl, Cory knew it was time to run.
Erik bit his fingernails. It was going to be a special afternoon.
It was a glorious September afternoon. Shannon wanted a drink as she led the captain into the garage.
On Friday, Carlos made a stand.
Janet had invited a hairdresser to Thanksgiving. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Jared was delighted to be floating.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Everett was relieved to see his husband.
Ashley had never been to the volcano. She went over the plan.
Bobbie could tell that Debra was a sleuth. She tried not to smile.
Dana opened the door to the lobby. She took a bite of her bagel.
Dale felt that the chimpanzee was daring.
Jill was calling. She chewed her lip.
Kristin was the best mayor around.
The cell was covered in blood.
It was a long and sleepless night. Hazel was in the prison.
Sieyra leaned into the wind.
Going to the peak was a nice idea. Lisa twiddled her thumbs.
Fleunor shielded her eyes against the blast.
Lady Tanya was waiting in the attic.
It started like any other day in the outhouse. Lori shrugged.
William opened the door to the dining room. He was afraid of what he might find.
If the coroner didn't arrive soon, Rodney didn't know what he would do.
Larry had been expecting Adam for two days. He nodded to the plumber.
It was a typical evening in the bridge. Sheila buttoned up her jacket.
Ricky felt that Kurt was extravagant.
When Clarence arrived at his party, Donna welcomed him.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Ted stopped and chewed his lip.
Beverly put down the sandwich carefully.
The sound of the squeak toy made Jack angry.
When the moon came up, Steve knew it was time to sleep.
Glen could see that Floyd was calm. He opened the door to the wardrobe.
"Just breathe," Clifford told himself as he waited in the park.
Eva opened the door to the conservatory. She lit a cigarette.
It was a foggy summer evening. Toni struggled to breathe as she led the welder into the armory.
Sylvia walked into the basement and looked at Richard. "You make me jump," she said.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
When Lisa opened the door Mrs. King looked up from her work.
The noises coming from the dining room made Mathew hopeful.
Kelly scratched his hand. It was going to be a long night.
Smoke was in the air. Kristin smiled knowingly.
James was the best plumber bar none.
Wayne could see that the octopus was agonizing.
The spider was on the prowl. Bonnie knew exactly what to do.
Carl opened the door to the laundry. He was afraid of what he might find.
If the pastor didn't arrive soon, Phyllis didn't know what she would do.
Sue fumbled in the darkness. The walls were rough.
Laura-May hoped that the chef was charismatic.
On Wednesday, Wilma always made progress.
As soon as the party started, Terrence lit a cigarette.
Nathan could see that Ken was a saxophonist. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Elizabeth had been expecting Clara for three days. She enjoyed the feeling of power.
It was a long way to the pond. Geraldine stopped and lowered her gaze.
Skiara leaned into the wind.
The control room was dark and oddly quiet.
Going to the woods was a bad idea. Dwight cracked open another beer.
It was a brilliant morning. Alan was at the mall.
When Claire arrived at her funeral, everyone gasped.
Dale was delighted to be alone.
Wanda was behind the curtains. She had a flower in her hand.
Catherine nodded to the astronaut.
There had never been a builder quite like Rosa Adams, and she knew it.
Freddie put down the ball slowly.
Aetchie shielded his eyes against the blast.
When wolves began to howl, Miriam knew it was time to sleep.
After spending a night under a bridge, Georgia was relieved to see her home.
Smoke was in the air. Shawn looked at the time.
Lady Penny was in one of her moods.
"It's going to be okay," Theodore told himself as he waited in the hospital.
The sound of dogs barking made Natalie want to scream.
It was a evening full of promise. Sam struggled to breathe as he led the banker into the barn.
On Friday, Beverly always made an igloo.
Diane opened the door to the bathroom. She took a sip of her margarita.
Jonathan had been waiting for Edgar for three hours. He grinned.
When Rene arrived at his wedding, everyone booed him.
Joann walked into the stable and looked at Mitchell. "You make me itchy," she said.
Ben was angry that Antonio was coming to his grand opening.
Lord Benjamin was sitting in the library.
As soon as the party started, Mathew wanted time to stand still.
Sylvia fumbled in the darkness. The walls were rough.
The inventor opened the door, and led Viola inside.
Marvin felt that the welder was respectful.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Bernard stopped and took a bite of his croissant.
The bedroom was full of smoke.
Donald opened the door to the bathroom. The odour was surprisingly pleasant.
Willie put down the fishcake slowly.
Lewis had never been to the beach. He took a long sip of his macchiato.
Going to the planet was a foolhardy idea. Francis struggled to breathe.
Georgia was the best truck driver bar none.
Bruce knew that the puppy was cheerful.
Joshua could feel his heart beating.
When David opened the door Mr. Carter looked up from his book.
It was a beautiful December evening. Alexander buttoned up his jacket as he led the interrogator into the living room.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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