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Juan had invited a spelunker to his funeral. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Qinaerk shielded his eyes against the sun.
Clara opened the door to the basement. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Julian gripped his bottle.
The badger was on the prowl. Bonnie tried to remain calm.
There had never been a mobster quite like Richard Jones, and he knew it.
Iond leaned into the wind.
Someone had invited a crocodile to Christmas. Harold knew the fun was about to begin.
If the cosmonaut didn't arrive soon, Walter didn't know what he would do.
Arlene had come to Beijing alone. She was here to meet the paleontologist.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Ronnie took a bite of his spring-roll.
Pamela walked into the garage and glanced at Pearl. "You make me itchy," she said.
Patricia could see that Erica was tasteless. She opened the door to the cell.
It was a long way to the cave. Anne stopped and ground her teeth.
Going to the forest was a terrible idea. Cathy wiped the sweat from her brow.
Todd hoped that the shaman was frisky.
Lord Walkmore was in one of his moods.
It was a gloomy winter morning. Gerald was at the football stadium.
For as long as Ricky could remember, he'd wanted to be a judge.
"All's well that ends well," Ella told herself as she waited in the hair salon.
Emily felt that Michele was aimless.
Marie opened the door to the guest room. She hoped for a miracle.
The music coming from the office made Aaron hopeful.
Ann was at the aquarium. She had a diet Pepsi in her hand.
When Christopher arrived at Easter, everyone welcomed him.
Claude could feel his heart beating.
Andrea could not see anything.
Ted put down the bagel slowly.
Michelle knew that the fox was generous.
Terrance had come to India alone. He was here to meet the torturer.
Sergio had never been to the cave. He snapped his fingers.
When Francisco opened the door Mr. Miller looked up from his book.
Elmer had been expecting Andre for four days. He shrugged.
Robin had invited a rat to her funeral. She knew what to do.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
The deer was on the prowl. Sharon tried to remain calm.
The dungeon was covered in blood.
On Monday, Ana always made it matter.
It was a brilliant afternoon. Ruben was in the lighthouse.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Margaret raised her hands.
Mabel hoped that the singer was festive.
Beth opened the door to the laundry. The silence was overwhelming.
Brittany was the best assassin who ever lived.
If the mason didn't arrive soon, Debra didn't know what she would do.
Fleenemon Mindkeeper raised his sword.
When rain stopped, Tamara knew it was time to find shelter.
Maurice was shining. He cracked open another beer.
It was a bleak, wintery Sunday night. Eliza-Jane questioned her plan as she led the thief into the walk-in freezer.
Earl could see that the spider was charismatic.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Frank looked at the time.
Alexander had come to New York prepared. He was here to meet the court jester.
Andrea was on the corner. She had a notepad in her hand.
After spending a night in the airport, Francis was relieved to see his mother.
Bobbie could tell that Mattie was a miner. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Glenn fumbled in the gloom. The walls were rough.
It was a long way to the reef. Sara stopped and raised her hands.
Someone had invited a pony to Christmas. Dennis knew it wouldn't end well.
When Jorge arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone embraced him.
The smell coming from the bedroom made Javier hopeful.
Luis could feel his life slipping away.
Anthony lit a cigarette. It was going to be a fantastic day.
It was a lazy October morning. Christopher was in the deli.
There had never been a spy quite like Constance Smith, and she knew it.
Tommy had invited a hairdresser to his party. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Randy had never been to the pond. He enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Walter opened the door to the laundry. He struggled to breathe.
When Brent opened the door Mrs. Brown looked up from her work.
Armando was glad that Terrance was coming to Thanksgiving.
Eileen was suprised to be alone.
As soon as Easter started, Erik went over the plan.
The swan had escaped. Edgar panicked.
Love was in the air. Erica smiled knowingly.
Eerzoi Windskin raised his axe.
For as long as Alice could remember, she'd wanted to be a meteorologist.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
Wendy could see that the hypnotist was punctual.
Ruby was the best ornithologist around.
"They know it was me," Benjamin told himself as he waited behind the wall.
Billy-Bob opened the door to the wardrobe. He was afraid of what he might find.
Sue staggered in the gloom. The walls were damp.
The smoke coming from the kitchen made Thelma hopeful.
Lady Bertha was in one of her moods.
Morris could see that Jeff was tearful.
Someone had invited a dog to Thanksgiving. Ramona knew the fun was about to begin.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Ronald laugh.
Regina could see that the tiger was noncommittal.
It was a dull, insipid night. Mathew chewed his lip as he led the oracle into the lounge room.
Jay cracked open another beer.
Gwendolyn hoped that Vicki was coming to Easter.
There had never been a pickpocket quite like Willard Coleman, and he knew it.
The lobby was ready.
Toni could see that Veronica was a security guard. She tried not to laugh.
Going to the lake was a foolhardy idea. Bonnie nodded to the cobbler.
Tizaonys leaned into the wind.
Shelly put down the ukulele carefully.
When Gina arrived at Thanksgiving, Kristen laughed.
Lady Daisy was sitting in the bedroom.
When Max arrived at his grand opening, everyone welcomed him.
Sara opened the door to the chapel. The silence was overwhelming.
Billy-Bob was in the bushes. He had an apple in his hand.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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