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On Monday, Vincent made joy.
There had never been a burglar quite like Janice Carter, and she knew it.
"Just try not to cry," Carl told himself as he waited in the shop.
Deborah hoped that Ethel was muddle-headed.
Greg opened the door to the dungeon. The stench was unmistakable.
It was a dark, moonless Wednesday night. Lloyd was on the porch.
Thomas walked into the wine cellar and glanced at Earl. "You make me jump," he said.
Stephen opened the door to the kitchen. He snapped his fingers.
It was a long way to the forest. Travis stopped and enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
As soon as Christmas started, Diane hoped for a miracle.
Jim-Bob fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
When Nathaniel opened the door Mrs. Lewis looked up from her work.
Samantha could tell that Dolores was colorful. She opened the door to the bedroom.
Jeffrey was at the door. He had a pickle in his hand.
Caroline had never been to the river. She smiled knowingly.
The yak was on the prowl. David pretended not to notice.
Lord Donville was waiting in the library.
Julia had come to Santa's workshop prepared. She was here to meet the trapper.
When Nina arrived at Easter, Cathy welcomed her.
For as long as Rafael could remember, he'd wanted to be an assassin.
The dining room was a complete mess.
When rain stopped, Dennis knew it was time to move on.
Hector checked his reflection.
Yeloes arose from slumber.
Sue was listening. She scratched her hand.
It was a long and sleepless spring night. Audrey shrugged as she led the tattooist into the bedroom.
Julia could feel her heart beating.
Laura took a bite of her bratwurst. It was going to be a special evening.
Someone had invited a dolphin to Christmas. Troy knew it wouldn't end well.
The firefighter opened the door, and led Carrie inside.
If the bartender didn't arrive soon, Terri didn't know what she would do.
It was a morning full of promise. Allison was in the library.
Going to the bay was a bad idea. Jimmie checked his phone.
The smoke coming from the cell made Rhonda hopeful.
Esther had been waiting for Marie for five days. She shrugged.
Guy walked into the office and looked at Don. "You make me happy," he said.
Clifton put down the hot dog slowly.
Ronald hoped that the kangaroo was unlucky.
Henry was the best nanny who ever lived.
As soon as the party started, Evelyn raised her hands.
Jimmy was on the roof. He had a flower in his hand.
On Sunday, Anita always made the team.
Marcus could see that Andy was lovely.
Theresa had come to Antarctica prepared. She was here to meet the record producer.
Wayne opened the door to the garage. The silence was overwhelming.
For as long as Leon could remember, he'd wanted to be a taxi-driver.
Everett was suprised to be free.
Lady Pamela was in one of her moods.
The laundry was dark and oddly quiet.
Charles grimaced.
It was a fun Friday afternoon. Yvonne knew it was too late as she led the bureaucrat into the dining room.
When Sergio opened the door Mrs. Thomas looked up from her book.
There had never been a marshal quite like Georgia Williams, and she knew it.
Someone had invited a beetle to the grand opening. Gina knew it wouldn't end well.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Juanita looked at the time.
"Dare to dream," Leah told herself as she waited in the hair salon.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Donna had invited a ventriloquist to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Alfred hoped that the publisher was hefty.
Norou shielded her eyes against the blast.
As soon as Easter started, Dan enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Iurp leaned into the wind.
The sound of dogs barking made Angela angry.
Kirk was worried that everyone was coming to Christmas.
Timothy walked into the stable and glanced at Rachel. "You make me feel bad," he said.
It was a typical afternoon in the closet. Marion went over the plan.
Sheila was screaming. She nodded to the author.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Josephine was relieved to see her mother.
Clinton smiled.
When Ruth arrived at her grand opening, Jim-Bob booed her.
On Tuesday, Leslie always made a plan.
Grace knew that the bird was perfectionist.
Agnes opened the door to the lounge room. The silence was overwhelming.
Albert was the best juggler in town.
When the moon came up, Vivian knew it was time to find shelter.
Michelle checked her phone. It was going to be a momentous day.
The chimpanzee was on the loose. Glenda tried to remain calm.
Lisa could tell that Nina was dissonant. She opened the door to the lobby.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Julie was in the supermarket.
If the sniper didn't arrive soon, Eugene didn't know what he would do.
Angel was under the bridge. He had a bratwurst in his hand.
When Virginia opened the door Mrs. Taylor looked up from her work.
Marjorie knew that the mayor was independent.
Eitshoured shielded her eyes against the sun.
Ramona had come to India alone. She was here to meet the thief.
It was a hot and humid spring night. Bryan knew it wasn't too late as he led the sleuth into the laundry.
There had never been a medic quite like Raul Freeman, and he knew it.
Carole could see that Terry was a dictator. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Chris chewed some gum.
The bright light coming from the living room made Theresa hopeful.
Geraldine had been waiting for Jackie for three hours. She rubbed her hands together.
Thomas was travelling. He enjoyed the feeling of power.
When Brandine arrived at Easter, Alice ignored her.
As soon as the funeral started, April looked at the time.
Smoke was in the air. Peter waited.
Gladys knew that no one was coming to her party.
The basement was spotless.
Someone had invited a goose to Christmas. Herman knew the fun was about to begin.
Kay walked into the attic and glanced at Heidi. "You make me eat," she said.
For as long as Vicki could remember, she'd wanted to be a builder.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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