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Bill had invited a playwright to his wedding. He knew what to do.
Going to the planet was a foolhardy idea. Madison closed her eyes and took a breath.
Thelma was worried that Jane was coming to Easter.
On Tuesday, Tim always made medicine.
Tyrone put down the skateboard slowly.
Someone had invited a beetle to the funeral. Phyllis knew it wouldn't end well.
If the architect didn't arrive soon, Bessie didn't know what she would do.
When Ricardo opened the door Mr. Williams looked up from his work.
After spending a night in hell, Joanne was relieved to see her father.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Gabriel twiddled his thumbs.
The elephant was on the loose. Dwayne knew exactly what to do.
For as long as Amy could remember, she'd wanted to be a pilot.
Carla sucked her teeth. It was going to be a tough day.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Ross looked at the time.
Jimmie knew that Ernest was faithless.
The wedding planner opened the door, and led Shawn inside.
"Winners don't quit," Patsy told herself as she waited in the shower.
There had never been a zookeeper quite like Jim Eric son, and he knew it.
Elaine could see that the biologist was desolate.
When Ronald arrived at Christmas, Vernon gasped.
It started like any other night in the garage. Yvonne swallowed nervously.
Gary could tell that Allen was ticklish. He opened the door to the chapel.
Stanley was on the window sill. He had a can opener in his hand.
Heidi had never been to the creek. She set aside her cup.
Charlie was the best librarian in town.
It was a typical September afternoon. Freddie was in the prison.
Rene opened the door to the outhouse. He could not believe what he saw.
The sound of snoring made Roberta hesitant.
Elizabeth fumbled in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Going to the desert was a good idea. Alicia tried to hide.
Someone had invited a monkey to the grand opening. Marsha knew it wouldn't end well.
The music coming from the conservatory made Antonio hopeful.
Jennifer put down the teddy bear carefully.
Ralol Goldcleaner raised his shield.
It was a morning full of promise. Darrell twiddled his thumbs as he led the entertainer into the cloakroom.
Schotu waited for the battle to begin.
After spending a night on a train, Emma was relieved to see her car.
Phillip took a long sip of his ale.
Juanita felt that the hamster was unhealthy.
"Maybe no one will notice," Natalie told herself as she waited at the pub.
It was a typical day in Beijing. Joy looked at the time.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Ray looked at the time.
As soon as Easter started, Judy set aside her screwdriver.
Samuel could tell that Alex was a security guard. He tried not to worry.
When Bessie opened the door Mrs. Carter looked up from her work.
Mary-Lou had come to Antarctica prepared. She was here to meet the evangelist.
Jeff could feel his life slipping away.
There had never been a radiologist quite like Stacey Hill, and she knew it.
The sound of the seagulls made Clarence want to cry.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Patsy was in the supermarket.
Leon could tell that Robert was authoritarian. He opened the door to the kitchen.
Stella was walking. She crouched and tied her laces.
If the spelunker didn't arrive soon, Howard didn't know what he would do.
When Darryl arrived at his funeral, everyone stared in disbelief.
Lord Martin was sitting in the lobby.
The stable was dark and oddly quiet.
Ruby was suprised to be alive.
Cynthia had been expecting Diane for two days. She meditated.
It was a long way to the beach. Victor stopped and took a long sip of his Schnapps.
Valiu arose from slumber.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
Bob walked into the laundry and glanced at Dan. "You make me cry," he said.
The pilot opened the door, and led Mathew inside.
Nora shuddered in anticipation.
Katrina opened the door to the bathroom. She could not believe what she saw.
Going to the ocean was a bad idea. Adam lit a cigarette.
It started like any other morning in the museum. Mary-Lou took a long sip of her beer.
Lord Balligate was eating in the outhouse.
There had never been a programmer quite like Marc Pér ez, and he knew it.
The sound of the violin made Danny angry.
On Saturday, Erin always made magic.
Kyle could see that Steven was a sniper. He tried not to smile.
Annette had invited a physician to Easter. She knew the fun was about to begin.
When Tamara arrived at her funeral, everyone embraced her.
Someone had invited a horse to Thanksgiving. Rafael knew it wouldn't end well.
A sense of magic was in the air. Colleen smiled knowingly.
Stephen fumbled in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
"You deserve this," Kelly told himself as he waited in the basement.
Richard could tell that George was unhealthy. He opened the door to the laundry.
For as long as Jeffery could remember, he'd wanted to be a deputy.
Derek had been waiting for Jack for hours. He enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
When wolves began to howl, Jaime knew it was time to sleep.
Judy hoped that Daisy was dutiful.
Curtis put down the bagel slowly.
After spending a night in jail, Gail was relieved to see her boss.
Erin had never been to the sea. She wanted a smoke.
Marsha was the best sniper who ever lived.
It was a typical afternoon in the wax museum. Leona buttoned up her jacket.
Bernice hoped that the dolphin was empty.
Presiu leaned into the wind.
Lady Lampsmarch was reading in the studio.
Going to the gully was a great idea. Jo-Ellen gripped her pair of scissors.
Howard was flying. He took a long sip of his Jack Daniels.
The translator opened the door, and led Jason inside.
Ruben was suprised to be alone.
Emma was angry that no one was coming to Easter.
It was a bitter, endless October night. Jean wanted a candy-bar as she led the shop assistant into the kitchen.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Stephen took a bite of his kebab.
It was a tumultuous winter night. Reginald was in the prison.
Megan could see that Edna was a coach. She tried not to smile.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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