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The library was spotless.
It was a chilly Friday night. Hilda wanted a pill as she led the geologist into the dungeon.
Seth opened the door to the chapel. The silence was overwhelming.
As soon as the wedding started, Jill took a bite of her croissant.
The chicken sexer opened the door, and led Donald inside.
Harvey ground his teeth.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Duane waited.
Grace was the best inventor around.
Dora was whistling. She chewed her lip.
Tommy could see that the turtle was mellow.
There had never been a teacher quite like Loretta Daw son, and she knew it.
For as long as Jeanette could remember, she'd wanted to be a thief.
It was a foggy evening. Perry was in the temple.
Seth staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
When the sun rose, Francis knew it was time to run.
Nicholas was in the backyard. He had a flower in his hand.
The bunny was on the prowl. Dana panicked.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Tanya stopped and knew it wasn't too late.
Jessica had been expecting Pauline for four hours. She lit a cigarette.
Shane picked up his toothbrush. It was going to be a momentous night.
If the yodeler didn't arrive soon, Alvin didn't know what he would do.
Alfredo opened the door to the kitchen. He chewed some gum.
Joe hoped that John was dedicated.
When Brandon opened the door Mrs. Freeman looked up from her work.
On Sunday, Don always made a plan.
Mathew could tell that Max was lying. He opened the door to the bathroom.
Luis had invited an otter to Thanksgiving. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Psuoc shielded her eyes against the blast.
Someone had invited a squirrel to the funeral. Teresa knew it wouldn't end well.
As soon as the grand opening started, Constance scratched her hand.
Dana opened the door to the living room. She was afraid of what she might find.
Smoke was in the air. Tiffany waited.
Lonnie could not see anything.
It was a busy Saturday night. Mary-Lou ground her teeth as she led the goatherd into the cloakroom.
The armory was covered in blood.
After spending a night in jail, Gail was relieved to see her car.
Lord Guy was in one of his moods.
"Dare to dream," Corey told himself as he waited at the skateboard park.
It was a long way to the creek. Antonio stopped and crouched and tied his laces.
Dave was worried that everyone was coming to Easter.
Sharon was the best fortune-teller in town.
Kathy had never been to the lake. She set aside her pen.
It started like any other morning in the theatre. Philip nodded to the burglar.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Chaezh Worldkeeper raised his axe.
Going to the cave was a terrible idea. Suzanne lit a cigarette.
It was a fun August morning. Michele was at the mall.
Lady Nora was sitting in the armory.
Joe was believing. He struggled to breathe.
The porcupine had escaped. Doris panicked.
When rain began, Vickie knew it was time to run.
There had never been an ambassador quite like Duane Garcia, and he knew it.
Someone had invited a badger to the funeral. Warren knew what to do.
When Tommy arrived at Easter, everyone laughed.
Luis smiled. It was going to be a long day.
When Rene opened the door Mrs. Cooper looked up from her work.
Audrey hoped that the octopus was irritated.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Michael shrugged.
"Today is the day," Tracy told herself as she waited at the travel agent.
Yineaz leaned into the wind.
When Michele arrived at her grand opening, Renee ignored her.
On Friday, Vanessa made it matter.
The bright light coming from the dining room made Herman hopeful.
It was a bitter, endless winter night. Frances wanted to start over as she led the barber into the office.
The illustrator opened the door, and led Susan inside.
Vera opened the door to the waiting room. She shuddered in anticipation.
Alma had come to Switzerland prepared. She was here to meet the zookeeper.
Kristin was in the hair salon. She had a hairbrush in her hand.
Natalie opened the door to the bedroom. She had dreamed of this moment.
After spending a night in hospital, Michele was relieved to see her home.
Going to the gully was a foolhardy idea. Holly nodded to the dancer.
If the oracle didn't arrive soon, Leslie didn't know what he would do.
Qinue Death-elf raised her fist.
Lord Scott was eating in the cell.
It was a brilliant August morning. Pearl was in the food court.
It was a long way to the river. Wade stopped and closed his eyes and took a breath.
The lounge room was dark and oddly quiet.
Hector smiled.
There had never been a manager quite like Annette Williams, and she knew it.
Mary-Lou could tell that Priscilla was a mechanic. She tried not to feel intimidated.
When wolves began to howl, Claire knew it was time to move on.
Amber could feel her life slipping away.
The puppy was on the loose. Joy pretended not to notice.
As soon as the party started, Oscar checked his reflection.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Elmer told himself as he waited in the playground.
When Anne arrived at her funeral, everyone cried.
Someone had invited a crab to Thanksgiving. Mathew knew what to do.
Marian was suprised to be alone.
Frances could see that the crook was overjoyed.
Eva was at the mall. She had an iced tea in her hand.
Vincent fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
The sound of the angle-grinder made Joan laugh.
Yolanda walked into the attic and looked at Jill. "You make me sing," she said.
For as long as Loretta could remember, she'd wanted to be a referee.
Lady Dongill was in one of her moods.
Kenneth had never been to the sea. He chewed his lip.
Sara opened the door to the bathroom. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Kelly hoped that the monkey was pure.
The smoke coming from the laundry made Kristina uneasy.
Robert had come to the submarine alone. He was here to meet the judge.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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