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Lord Eaglefell was in one of his moods.
Tyrone had been waiting for Charlie for five days. He took a bite of his kebab.
Julie had come to the fort alone. She was here to meet the dancer.
Roberta put down the licorice twist slowly.
Johnnie went over the plan. It was going to be a long evening.
When Terrance arrived at his wedding, everyone ignored him.
As soon as Christmas started, Marie closed her eyes and took a breath.
Scorleria shielded his eyes against the light.
The butcher opened the door, and led Nora inside.
Going to the mountain was a great idea. Calvin twiddled his thumbs.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Terry waited.
On Friday, Donald made music.
There had never been a fishmonger quite like Clinton Williams, and he knew it.
After spending a night under a bridge, Eddie was relieved to see his boss.
Kurt took a bite of his burger.
Suzanne could feel her life slipping away.
Ghei Faithsword raised his shield.
When Max opened the door Mrs. Clark looked up from her book.
Brooshecry waited for the battle to begin.
It was a rainy Tuesday night. Darren twiddled his thumbs as he led the sculptor into the bathroom.
"Today is the day," Roger told himself as he waited under the mountain.
Patsy was worried that no one was coming to her wedding.
Javier opened the door to the guest room. He could not believe what he saw.
When Tiffany arrived at Christmas, everyone cried.
The sound of the car horn made Marsha laugh.
Clifton was growling. He took a sip of his cocktail.
George knew that the beggar was empty.
Paula had invited an athlete to her party. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Stella had been waiting for Sarah-Jane for three hours. She set aside her magnifying glass.
Ralph felt that Daryl was familial.
Going to the bay was a bad idea. Kay wanted to start over.
Duane fumbled in the gloom. The walls were rough.
It started like any other evening in the hospital. Clarence scratched his hand.
The ambassador opened the door, and led Sergio inside.
Jenny was under the bridge. She had a green highlighter in her hand.
The smoke coming from the garage made Lauren uneasy.
Jimmy opened the door to the bedroom. He chewed some gum.
Terry twiddled his thumbs. It was going to be a tough morning.
As soon as the party started, Ronnie wanted a pickle.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Lucy was relieved to see her wife.
Dianne walked into the barn and looked at Eileen. "You make me angry," she said.
Gordon could feel his heart beating.
On Friday, Norman always made a list.
Casey was the best torturer around.
Esther felt that the chipmunk was ridiculous.
Someone had invited a crab to Easter. Sidney knew what to do.
Noru Mindcup raised her axe.
Glenn had never been to the sea. He went over the plan.
The sound of hammering made Brent angry.
Benjamin had come to Antarctica alone. He was here to meet the fraudster.
Gina could tell that Teresa was a dressmaker. She tried not to smile.
Gwendolyn could not hear anything.
Sarah-Jane was delighted to be floating.
It was a long way to the swamp. Gary stopped and gripped his credit card.
The cheetah was on the loose. Salvador panicked.
When Kyle arrived at Easter, Ron ignored him.
Miaroe arose from slumber.
Shane opened the door to the office. His senses were overwhelmed.
Ethel had been expecting Dolores for six days. She took a sip of her cocktail.
It was a bleak, wintery spring morning. Max was in the shower.
When the moon came up, Marshall knew it was time to find shelter.
A sense of magic was in the air. Bobbi-Jo looked at the time.
The matador opened the door, and led Pamela inside.
Lord Ecclescott was sitting in the kitchen.
"Patience is a virtue," Kathryn told herself as she waited in the cave.
Caroline knew that the pawnbroker was fashionable.
The music coming from the office made Veronica hopeful.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Grace checked her phone.
Angel was in the cathedral. He had a spatula in his hand.
Someone had invited a snake to the funeral. Agnes knew the fun was about to begin.
Roy knew that Allan was shrewd.
The laundry was flooded.
On Saturday, Sam always made breakfast.
Marjorie hoped that no one was coming to her party.
When Michael arrived at his grand opening, Milton cried.
Amber was coming. She cracked open another beer.
Julia could tell that Jeanne was unambitious. She opened the door to the studio.
Geraldine felt that the monkey was cantakerous.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Bobbie-Sue hesitant.
When Bradley opened the door Mrs. Gonzál ez looked up from her work.
Ramona walked into the laundry and looked at Adam. "You make me angry," she said.
Vicki opened the door to the kitchen. Her senses were overwhelmed.
It was a chilly Saturday evening. Greg was at the zoo.
Alexander was delighted to be alone.
Lady Susan was in one of her moods.
Reginald opened the door to the living room. He rubbed his hands together.
The penguin was on the prowl. Maxine pretended not to notice.
For as long as Eddie could remember, he'd wanted to be a security guard.
If the hunter didn't arrive soon, Alma didn't know what she would do.
Going to the creek was a nice idea. Agnes raised her hands.
Shane could see that Vincent was a diplomat. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Daisy put down the chicken wing carefully.
Delores could feel her life slipping away.
Shannon had been expecting Dolores for four hours. She chewed her lip.
As soon as Christmas started, Steve wanted relief.
Lady Poling was waiting in the outhouse.
Chris was the best bartender in town.
Lady Malcott was in one of her moods.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Sherry laugh.
The animal trainer opened the door, and led Jeanne inside.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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