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Ricardo could tell that Joel was a courier. He tried not to laugh.
Lorraine was delighted to be free.
"Show no mercy," Bobbie-Sue told herself as she waited in the lighthouse.
Larry opened the door to the stable. He could not believe what he saw.
It was a long way to the swamp. Kim stopped and lit a cigarette.
When Lucille opened the door Mr. Thomas looked up from his work.
Manuel was the best dogcatcher who ever lived.
Willie hoped that the bird was nonchalant.
Willard took a long sip of his Red Bull.
When Douglas arrived at Christmas, Marshall gasped.
Quirsae arose from slumber.
As soon as the party started, Brett smiled knowingly.
The basement was spotless.
It was a tumultuous morning. Curtis nodded to the composer as he led the hypnotist into the studio.
After spending a night in jail, Gilbert was relieved to see his husband.
The shark was on the prowl. Christine tried to remain calm.
Joseph was in the supermarket. He had a beer in his hand.
Thelma had come to Heaven prepared. She was here to meet the sleuth.
Smoke was in the air. Penny looked at the time.
Lord Adrian was sitting in the bedroom.
Lady Kilworth was sitting in the attic.
The firefighter opened the door, and led Becky inside.
For as long as Marlene could remember, she'd wanted to be a salesperson.
Vera hoped that Amy was coming to her party.
Virgil had never been to the creek. He chuckled to himself.
The sound of the chickens made Ida hesitant.
Claire had invited a cheesemaker to Christmas. She knew it wouldn't end well.
If the baker didn't arrive soon, Eduardo didn't know what he would do.
Douglas could see that the stonecutter was steady.
There had never been a missionary quite like Edward Lewis, and he knew it.
Wendy knew that Mary-Beth was overimaginative.
It was a beautiful spring morning. Nora was in the nuclear power-plant.
Lord Matthew was in one of his moods.
Heather was the best sleuth bar none.
Someone had invited a rat to Christmas. Francis knew the fun was about to begin.
Tamara could see that Deanna was detestable. She opened the door to the chapel.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Cody had been waiting for Keith for two days. He took a bite of his bagel.
It was a crisp autumn evening. Elaine went over the plan as she led the air traffic controller into the closet.
Adam could tell that Cory was a cobbler. He tried not to feel intimidated.
The bird had escaped. Gene knew exactly what to do.
Henry was delighted to be alone.
On Thursday, Natalie made a difference.
Dreu Spiritring raised her axe.
Lord Bradley was waiting in the outhouse.
Going to the reef was a bad idea. Melvin took a bite of his icecream.
When Velma arrived at Christmas, everyone gasped.
As soon as the funeral started, Darryl took a sip of his juice.
Jeanette could see that the crook was fanatical.
When the sun rose, Alexander knew it was time to sleep.
Bob opened the door to the corridor. His senses were overwhelmed.
It was a long way to the pond. Joanne stopped and chewed some gum.
Bobbi-Jo had never been to the swamp. She picked up her yellow highlighter.
Spardeese waited for the battle to begin.
Maria was on the shelf. She had a pencil in her hand.
Martin walked into the wardrobe and glanced at Maurice. "You make me glow," he said.
Diana put down the ukulele nervously.
For as long as Enrique could remember, he'd wanted to be an ornithologist.
Tiffany could see that the bear was open-minded.
It was a sad August afternoon. Linda chuckled to herself as she led the burglar into the lobby.
The sound of the blender made Isaac laugh.
Marsha fumbled in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
Cory was worried that no one was coming to Easter.
It was a bitter, endless Wednesday night. Bill was under the bridge.
Someone had invited a porcupine to the party. Cassandra knew what to do.
After spending a night on the street, Rebecca was relieved to see her husband.
Timothy went over the plan.
The music coming from the dungeon made Marc uneasy.
When rain began, Sherri knew it was time to sleep.
Smoke was in the air. Paula smiled knowingly.
Lady Becky was in one of her moods.
When Edwin arrived at his funeral, Michele booed him.
"Maybe no one will notice," Marian told herself as she waited behind the bikeshed.
As soon as the grand opening started, Jenny enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
There had never been a real estate agent quite like Miriam Martin, and she knew it.
Lord Donhay was in one of his moods.
The dining room was a complete mess.
The shark had escaped. Katie tried to remain calm.
Matthew opened the door to the waiting room. The stench was overwhelming.
The physicist opened the door, and led Cindy inside.
Pamela had never been to the sea. She took a long sip of her beer.
Jessie was delighted to be alone.
Lady Louise was sitting in the living room.
Ruben had come to Paris prepared. He was here to meet the coroner.
Nathan was swimming. He enjoyed the feeling of power.
Gary could tell that Ernest was a scout. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Marie could see that Dianne was weird. She opened the door to the office.
It was a cool afternoon. Jo-Ellen was in the cathedral.
John straightened his clothes.
On Thursday, Mary-Lou always made a plan.
Carl staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Wayne was the best judge around.
The smoke coming from the bedroom made Johnny uneasy.
The sound of the squeak toy made Stacy laugh.
Ray felt that Mitchell was faithless.
It was a typical night. Antonio rubbed his hands together as he led the jockey into the pantry.
Carrie hoped that the antique dealer was sly.
Allan walked into the conservatory and looked at Jeanne. "You make me run," he said.
When Elsie opened the door Mr. Tremblay looked up from his book.
As soon as the grand opening started, Kristina took a long sip of her milkshake.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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