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If the manicurist didn't arrive soon, Ben didn't know what he would do.
Janet could feel her life slipping away.
The barn was spotless.
As soon as Easter started, Joshua closed his eyes and took a breath.
Bill had come to the North Pole prepared. He was here to meet the chief of police.
Wanda was delighted to be alone.
Elly-May knew that the llama was resourceful.
The bright light coming from the kitchen made Edwin hopeful.
For as long as Bobbie could remember, she'd wanted to be a pickpocket.
There had never been a guitarist quite like Kevin Powell, and he knew it.
Beth was the best poet in town.
It was a rain-swept winter night. Josephine took a long sip of her coffee as she led the exterminator into the attic.
Rita put down the spring-roll slowly.
It was a long way to the desert. Nora stopped and tried to hide.
Going to the beach was a nice idea. Everett picked up his pen.
It was a night full of promise. Frank was in the backyard.
Dean knew that the bartender was well-read.
Chuag leaned into the wind.
Bobbie-Sue fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
When Stanley opened the door Mrs. William son looked up from her book.
Kathleen could see that Eleanor was angry. She opened the door to the walk-in freezer.
Troy could see that Ryan was a carver. He tried not to laugh.
Someone had invited a wolf to the party. Becky knew it wouldn't end well.
When wolves began to howl, Marshall knew it was time to sleep.
"Today is the day," Alfredo told himself as he waited behind the curtains.
Tommy opened the door to the cell. He checked his watch.
After spending a night in hell, Paula was relieved to see her wife.
When Joseph arrived at his funeral, everyone fainted.
If the tailor didn't arrive soon, Janice didn't know what she would do.
The sound of laughter made Anthony laugh.
When Tony arrived at Christmas, everyone ignored him.
Audrey walked into the classroom and glanced at Ernest. "You make me scream," she said.
It started like any other morning in Athens. Maxine struggled to breathe.
Eddie felt that the wolf was hurt.
Gene was choosing. He chuckled to himself.
Alice shrugged. It was going to be a tough evening.
As soon as Easter started, Jeffery took a sip of his lemonade.
Roberto opened the door to the armory. The stench was overwhelming.
Tee leaned into the wind.
It was a night full of promise. Javier was in the office.
The dogcatcher opened the door, and led Henry inside.
Greg crouched and tied his laces.
Lydia was in the basement. She had a stapler in her hand.
The smoke coming from the attic made Eddie hopeful.
Darrell felt that Harold was obnoxious.
Veronica was delighted to be alone.
On Tuesday, Audrey always made magic.
When Christina opened the door Mrs. Williams looked up from her work.
Lonnie could feel his heart beating.
It was a brilliant Thursday night. Alfredo closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette as he led the hunter into the guest room.
Katherine could tell that Eleanor was terrible. She opened the door to the outhouse.
Jay had invited a shepherd to his party. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Samantha could see that the senator was well-rounded.
If the librarian didn't arrive soon, Erik didn't know what he would do.
Amy was the best painter around.
For as long as Andre could remember, he'd wanted to be a greengrocer.
After spending a night on a train, Louise was relieved to see her husband.
Bessie had come to Switzerland prepared. She was here to meet the factory worker.
Eileen hoped that Natalie was coming to Thanksgiving.
The sound of snoring made Troy hesitant.
Louis put down the icecream nervously.
Going to the desert was a terrible idea. Carla took a bite of her kebab.
There had never been a builder quite like Ruth Walker, and she knew it.
Darren opened the door to the walk-in freezer. He could not believe what he saw.
Someone had invited a lion to Easter. Bernice knew what to do.
Sergio tried to hide. It was going to be a long afternoon.
As soon as the grand opening started, Amy shrugged.
Ida fumbled in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
The smell coming from the dining room made Esther uneasy.
Tyler had been waiting for Shawn for two hours. He checked his phone.
Ghurliella shielded her eyes against the light.
On Thursday, Johnny made a statement.
It was a clear night. Tamara smiled as she led the waiter into the sauna.
It was a typical evening in the travel agent. Constance knew it wasn't too late.
Kristen was in the supermarket. She had a muffin in her hand.
Xyroas waited for the battle to begin.
Thoi Lovekeeper raised his fist.
Lester walked into the waiting room and looked at Herbert. "You make me succeed," he said.
Ben had never been to the gully. He cracked open another beer.
Vernon was crying. He chewed his lip.
If the dietician didn't arrive soon, Gabriel didn't know what he would do.
Mabel could see that Audrey was stupid. She opened the door to the attic.
Eleanor was the best mortician bar none.
When Terry arrived at his grand opening, everyone stared in disbelief.
The meteorologist opened the door, and led Kristen inside.
Priscilla had come to another dimension prepared. She was here to meet the inventor.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Derrick want to scream.
Claire hoped that everyone was coming to her funeral.
Lady Malreach was in one of her moods.
Robert could see that Micheal was a nurse. He tried not to feel intimidated.
When Milton opened the door Mrs. Miller looked up from her work.
It was a cool December afternoon. Christian was at the wax museum.
Someone had invited a puppy to the party. Lonnie knew it wouldn't end well.
Kelly opened the door to the bedroom. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Marie knew that the detective was gleeful.
For as long as Allen could remember, he'd wanted to be a dentist.
Kenneth checked his watch.
When Marilyn arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone booed her.
Dora put down the teddy bear slowly.
It was a long way to the woods. Rene stopped and lowered his gaze.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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