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It started like any other night in the office. Elly-May scratched her hand.
Anne walked into the conservatory and looked at Arthur. "You make me run," she said.
It was a dark and lonely summer night. Gwendolyn was in the shop.
Someone had invited an owl to Easter. Roger knew the fun was about to begin.
For as long as Irene could remember, she'd wanted to be a deputy.
The sound of the baby crying made Jose angry.
Sandra was the best referee who ever lived.
Colleen could see that Vickie was steadfast.
Beth straightened her hair.
Going to the mountain was a foolhardy idea. Howard struggled to breathe.
As soon as Christmas started, Terry swallowed nervously.
There had never been a flight attendant quite like Zachary Morris, and he knew it.
Joshua had come to Australia prepared. He was here to meet the teacher.
Marvin had invited a tiger to his grand opening. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Lord Harry was in one of his moods.
Bradley opened the door to the wardrobe. He could not believe what he saw.
Julio could see that Fred was sarcastic. He opened the door to the bathroom.
Mark could see that the butcher was agreeable.
Skee leaned into the wind.
When Tim arrived at Thanksgiving, Herman stared in disbelief.
Nathan was delighted to be floating.
When Barbara arrived at her funeral, Connie laughed at her.
After spending a night under a bridge, Jared was relieved to see his home.
Alicia was disappointed that no one was coming to Christmas.
Nathaniel took a bite of his cracker. It was going to be a fantastic night.
The barber opened the door, and led Albert inside.
If the tailor didn't arrive soon, Antonio didn't know what he would do.
Jacob hoped that the cheetah was scrupulous.
Pootsh Moonjaw raised her fist.
Ernest could tell that Jerry was a lawyer. He tried not to smile.
Brett could not feel anything.
It was a dull, insipid Tuesday evening. Anthony swallowed nervously as he led the chef into the bathroom.
Love was in the air. Raul looked at the time.
The smell coming from the cell made Loretta hopeful.
On Wednesday, Allan made sandwiches.
The corridor was full of smoke.
Gilirn shielded his eyes against the blast.
Tamara put down the apple carefully.
Erin raised her hands.
Cecil was glowing. He took a sip of his Red Bull.
Albert opened the door to the stable. His senses were overwhelmed.
Lady Walkburn was in one of her moods.
Rodney opened the door to the studio. He checked his reflection.
Lady Laura-May was eating in the bathroom.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Lee wanted a friend.
Alicia could tell that Margie was steadfast. She opened the door to the basement.
Julio walked into the bedroom and looked at Dwayne. "You make me jealous," he said.
Shelly was the best lawyer who ever lived.
Maria knew that Tina was muddle-headed.
Michelle had come to Johannesburg alone. She was here to meet the air traffic controller.
The sound of the angle-grinder made Herman angry.
For as long as Walter could remember, he'd wanted to be a navigator.
Morris could tell that Andre was a dentist. He tried not to worry.
It was a long way to the beach. Mildred stopped and chuckled to herself.
Someone had invited a pig to Easter. Emma knew what to do.
Norma was disappointed that no one was coming to her party.
When rain began, Ramon knew it was time to sleep.
Barry had invited a kitten to Christmas. He knew it wouldn't end well.
The bathroom was spotless.
Jessie had been expecting Madison for three days. She looked at the time.
The cat was on the loose. Corey panicked.
Lady Peterscoombe was sitting in the attic.
Thaomer shielded her eyes against the light.
It was a clear afternoon. Terri was in the playground.
Deam Spacegazer raised her sword.
It started like any other afternoon in the aquarium. Regina went over the plan.
Gaitch leaned into the wind.
Wayne felt that the dressmaker was cantakerous.
Patricia knew that the squirrel was dirty.
Smoke was in the air. Vanessa opened the door.
As soon as Christmas started, Heather set aside her notepad.
Erik knew that Christian was impressionable.
Lance was in the attic. He had a kebab in his hand.
Brandon walked into the wine cellar and looked at Maria. "You make me feel bad," he said.
If the taxidermist didn't arrive soon, Miguel didn't know what he would do.
Harry had never been to the mountain. He ground his teeth.
Christy put down the celery stick slowly.
Evelyn could see that Lynn was tolerant. She opened the door to the barn.
After spending a night under a bridge, Gene was relieved to see his mother.
It was a long way to the cave. Allen stopped and took a bite of his spring-roll.
Debbie opened the door to the bedroom. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
Jack enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Yolanda had come to the end of the rainbow alone. She was here to meet the sleuth.
Jeanette was the best busker around.
Willie was painting. He chewed his lip.
Julian had invited a journalist to Easter. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Gina had been expecting Lori for four hours. She put down her punch.
Luis was delighted to be free.
Going to the hill was a bad idea. George shuddered in anticipation.
Lady Phyllis was sitting in the bathroom.
It was a rainy evening. Tara was outside the window.
Roberto opened the door to the bedroom. He took a sip of his gin and tonic.
Crystal could see that the printer was injured.
The assassin opened the door, and led Douglas inside.
Smoke was in the air. Courtney waited.
Daniel staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
The smoke coming from the garage made Dwight uneasy.
For as long as Alfredo could remember, he'd wanted to be an interpreter.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Don laugh.
Craig was glad that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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