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For as long as Bobbi-Jo could remember, she'd wanted to be a clockmaker.
Matthew was up the chimney. He had a fishcake in his hand.
Morris could see that Clinton was conservative.
When Edgar arrived at Easter, everyone laughed.
The spider was on the loose. Milton knew exactly what to do.
Claire could tell that Lillie was unsure. She opened the door to the cell.
Dro arose from slumber.
Vernon opened the door to the outhouse. He was afraid of what he might find.
After spending a night on a train, Ellen was relieved to see her home.
When Stella arrived at her wedding, Ethel rushed to see her.
Samantha could tell that Marsha was a minister. She tried not to smile.
On Saturday, Bruce made lunch.
As soon as Christmas started, Annie knew it wasn't too late.
Madison twiddled her thumbs.
Jerome was whistling. He enjoyed the feeling of power.
Philip was the best impersonator in town.
Urirk Starcatcher raised her axe.
Marshall could feel his life slipping away.
Joanne opened the door to the cloakroom. She took a long sip of her saké.
When rain began, Derek knew it was time to move on.
Christina had come to Brazil prepared. She was here to meet the security guard.
Lord Malderburn was in one of his moods.
Glenda was delighted to be floating.
Tim was worried that no one was coming to his party.
Hector had invited a panda to Christmas. He knew what to do.
Someone had invited a goose to Thanksgiving. Lydia knew it wouldn't end well.
Terrance could not hear anything.
Emma had never been to the valley. She grinned.
Going to the lake was a foolhardy idea. Earl snapped his fingers.
"Dare to dream," Frances told herself as she waited in the nuclear power-plant.
Kelly opened the door to the attic. The silence was overwhelming.
When Diana opened the door Mrs. Taylor looked up from her work.
There had never been a dentist quite like Carolyn Williams, and she knew it.
The dungeon was ready.
It was a clear Tuesday evening. Roland was in the corner.
Clyde had been expecting Ronald for five hours. He took a long sip of his Coke.
Aurdeibet arose from slumber.
Reginald walked into the attic and looked at Lillian. "You make me tired," he said.
Alfredo felt that the senator was sophisticated.
Leona took a bite of her spring-roll.
If the priest didn't arrive soon, Tamara didn't know what she would do.
It was a long way to the beach. Michelle stopped and lit a cigarette.
When Sheila arrived at her party, Gerald booed her.
As soon as the grand opening started, Ruth grinned.
Paul was the best beekeeper around.
Johnny took a long sip of his Dr. Pepper. It was going to be a special evening.
After spending a night on the street, Lydia was relieved to see her mother.
On Wednesday, Harvey made the world better.
When rain began, Vanessa knew it was time to sleep.
When Evelyn arrived at Christmas, everyone cried.
The beetle was on the prowl. Jo panicked.
Frederick had invited a chimpanzee to Easter. He knew what to do.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Ronnie want to scream.
It was a typical evening in the food court. Philip struggled to breathe.
Roland had never been to the sea. He took a bite of his muffin.
Tyrone put down the chair carefully.
Victor was relieved that everyone was coming to his party.
Arthur felt that Wayne was hardy.
Laurie opened the door to the dungeon. She buttoned up her jacket.
Nicole walked into the wine cellar and looked at Harvey. "You make me glow," she said.
Raymond knew that the psychiatrist was sweet.
Jean had been expecting Sherry for five days. She straightened her hair.
"It's going to be okay," Dave told himself as he waited in the deli.
When Alma opened the door Mr. Brown looked up from his work.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Shawn could tell that Glenn was disloyal. He opened the door to the waiting room.
The assassin opened the door, and led Carla inside.
Mary-Beth was cycling. She lowered her gaze.
On Sunday, Penny always made finger puppets.
Lady Edith was waiting in the outhouse.
Ciuf Bloodsign raised her axe.
The smell coming from the bedroom made Karen uneasy.
Josephine fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
The barn was locked.
Louise had come to Spain alone. She was here to meet the air traffic controller.
Christy was the best assassin bar none.
Gary could tell that Mathew was a broker. He tried not to feel intimidated.
If the barber didn't arrive soon, Jo-Ellen didn't know what she would do.
Lady Vanessa was in one of her moods.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Albert took a bite of his croissant.
Stindeulex leaned into the wind.
Brad was suprised to be alive.
It was a long way to the sea. Regina stopped and took a long sip of her 7-up.
Benjamin opened the door to the control room. He was afraid of what he would find.
There had never been a cosmonaut quite like Rafael Davis, and he knew it.
A sense of magic was in the air. Willie opened the door.
Francis put down the bread-stick slowly.
Judith opened the door to the classroom. She straightened her hair.
Victoria had invited a dressmaker to Easter. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Bobbi-Jo could feel her life slipping away.
Alex was over the hill. He had a toothbrush in his hand.
It was a gloomy morning. Elly-May enjoyed the feeling of power as she led the greengrocer into the waiting room.
Daisy walked into the sauna and glanced at Howard. "You make me feel lonely," she said.
Chester could tell that Douglas was steady. He opened the door to the dungeon.
It was a typical morning in the supermarket. Ian wanted a bagel.
When Mary-Jo arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone rushed to see her.
It started like any other morning in the barn. Christian took a sip of his diet Mountain Dew.
When Michelle arrived at her funeral, Judy fainted.
Lady Joan was eating in the closet.
Salvador giggled to himself. It was going to be a momentous day.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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