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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
Smoke was in the air. Oscar waited.
Pearl knew that the tattooist was joyous.
Terrance could feel his life slipping away.
"Today is the day," Marjorie told herself as she waited under the bridge.
Tub waited for the battle to begin.
It was a bleak, wintery morning. Terry was in the deli.
Marshall was at the wax museum. He had a screwdriver in his hand.
The sound of the squeak toy made Vivian hesitant.
Stella took a bite of her icecream.
Lord Drumton was in one of his moods.
Billy-Bob walked into the office and looked at Ted. "You make me afraid," he said.
Bernard could see that Neil was attractive. He opened the door to the basement.
Amber opened the door to the barn. She checked her reflection.
Jack wiped the sweat from his brow. It was going to be a special day.
When the moon came up, Sharon knew it was time to sleep.
When Ben arrived at his funeral, Tommy laughed.
Willie opened the door to the chapel. He had dreamed of this moment.
On Tuesday, Duane always made a wish.
Christina hoped that the whale was contemptible.
Andy was suprised to be alive.
The cloakroom was covered in blood.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Randy took a bite of his bagel as he led the entrepreneur into the lounge room.
When Jerry arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed at him.
It started like any other afternoon in the pub. Jessica chewed her lip.
Kenneth was sharing. He shrugged.
When Gary opened the door Mr. RodrĂgu ez looked up from his work.
If the sheepshearer didn't arrive soon, Catherine didn't know what she would do.
Jamie put down the umbrella nervously.
The archaeologist opened the door, and led Ethel inside.
The noises coming from the waiting room made Leo uneasy.
Going to the mountain was a nice idea. Alfredo took a bite of his apple.
Jason had never been to the valley. He crouched and tied his laces.
Kathryn fumbled in the darkness. The walls were rough.
The sound of the waterfall made Wilma want to cry.
It was a clear, bright spring afternoon. Jose was in the theatre.
There had never been a DJ quite like Elmer Hud son, and he knew it.
Ron had come to Rome alone. He was here to meet the dictator.
Salvador felt that the veterinarian was effeminate.
Leroy was in the cafe. He had a corkscrew in his hand.
Elu leaned into the wind.
Carla could see that Eliza-Jane was artful. She opened the door to the bathroom.
Margaret walked into the stable and glanced at Clarence. "You make me sweat," she said.
Duane opened the door to the living room. He questioned his plan.
Perry checked his phone.
A sense of magic was in the air. Teresa looked at the time.
For as long as Fred could remember, he'd wanted to be an undertaker.
Toraug Spaceface raised her fist.
It was a long way to the river. Bill stopped and took a long sip of his Fanta.
The marine opened the door, and led Vera inside.
The deer was on the prowl. Mary-Jo tried to remain calm.
Rachel could see that Jean was opinionated.
Jane was suprised to be alone.
Carlos was sharing. He knew it was too late.
Shawn looked at the time. It was going to be a momentous evening.
Jennie was angry that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
When the sun rose, Jo knew it was time to move on.
When Sandra arrived at her grand opening, Erica ignored her.
After spending a night on a train, Jerry was relieved to see his car.
Billy-Bob opened the door to the attic. He could not believe what he saw.
It was a magical summer morning. Sonia nodded to the deputy as she led the teacher into the control room.
On Sunday, Dorothy made a wish.
Michael felt that the pony was careless.
Zaeyre waited for the battle to begin.
Alicia had come to New York prepared. She was here to meet the scout.
When Tara arrived at Easter, everyone cried.
Franklin could feel his life slipping away.
As soon as the grand opening started, Margie lit a cigarette.
Rachel knew that the swineherd was handsome.
Someone had invited a sheep to Thanksgiving. Gloria knew the fun was about to begin.
Nicole was at the butcher. She had a banana in her hand.
It was a brilliant August morning. Colleen was in the hair salon.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Samantha smiled knowingly.
Lady Eaglemarch was in one of her moods.
The photographer opened the door, and led Hilda inside.
Ricky put down the chicken wing slowly.
If the astronaut didn't arrive soon, Marjorie didn't know what she would do.
Jerome was the best hypnotist bar none.
The chimpanzee had escaped. Francisco pretended not to notice.
Jean hoped for a miracle.
Carlos staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
It was a foggy April morning. John cracked open another beer as he led the mobster into the guest room.
Going to the cave was a great idea. Joy lit a cigarette.
Paiys shielded her eyes against the light.
Richard opened the door to the bathroom. He had dreamed of this moment.
Marsha walked into the dungeon and glanced at Christian. "You make me want to shout," she said.
Craig had never been to the hill. He ground his teeth.
After spending a night in jail, Beatrice was relieved to see her boss.
Lucille could see that Kelly was a model. She tried not to laugh.
There had never been a chef quite like Julio Clark, and he knew it.
As soon as the funeral started, Debbie gripped her knife.
When Katrina opened the door Mrs. King looked up from her book.
It started like any other afternoon in the guest room. Alan hoped for a miracle.
On Tuesday, Ruth made dessert.
Xise arose from slumber.
Hilda knew that Doris was trembling.
The sound of the car horn made Derek angry.
"Winners don't quit," Ivan told himself as he waited in the basement.
Erika was leaving. She bit her fingernails.
The kitchen was the perfect location.
Suzanne put down the teddy bear carefully.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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