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Peter was the best waiter bar none.
Roberto had invited a bureaucrat to Easter. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Marshall went over the plan. It was going to be a tough morning.
When wolves began to howl, Nancy knew it was time to run.
Janice was glad that no one was coming to Christmas.
Ethel staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Darren opened the door to the dungeon. He had dreamed of this moment.
It was a foggy Thursday morning. Jordan was at the zoo.
Barbara sucked her teeth.
Benjamin put down the umbrella slowly.
On Friday, Andy made an effort.
Marion had never been to the forest. She took a long sip of her strawberry milkshake.
There had never been a soldier quite like Derek Miller, and he knew it.
Lady Holly was in one of her moods.
Quaop Sunburner raised her shield.
When Tyler opened the door Mr. Cooper looked up from his book.
Jack was moving. He scratched his hand.
If the beekeeper didn't arrive soon, Suzanne didn't know what she would do.
Sarah hoped that the duck was athletic.
The stable was spotless.
As soon as the funeral started, Neil buttoned up his jacket.
When Peter arrived at Christmas, Nancy booed him.
The smell coming from the bedroom made Randall uneasy.
Anne walked into the library and looked at Marsha. "You make me feel lonely," she said.
Marilyn could see that the gondolier was uncertain.
Judy could see that Minnie was a factory worker. She tried not to feel intimidated.
For as long as Clifton could remember, he'd wanted to be a court jester.
Luis opened the door to the outhouse. He went over the plan.
Sheila had come to the palace alone. She was here to meet the mobster.
Smoke was in the air. Glen smiled knowingly.
It started like any other afternoon in Cairo. Sidney nodded to the miner.
Esther took a bite of her pickle.
Ricky was the best student who ever lived.
Karen had invited a physician to her wedding. She knew what to do.
Philip could see that Brad was decent.
Mathew was in the deli. He had a fork in his hand.
The sound of the baby crying made Irma laugh.
Going to the mountain was a nice idea. Leona chewed her lip.
Thiurm shielded his eyes against the light.
There had never been a burglar quite like Russell Rodrígu ez, and he knew it.
Greg was glowing. He cracked open another beer.
Lady Fullerlaw was in one of her moods.
When the moon came up, Leah knew it was time to sleep.
Dean was relieved that Cody was coming to his funeral.
If the bonecarver didn't arrive soon, Claudia didn't know what she would do.
It was a crisp afternoon. Vicki was in the hospital.
Wallace opened the door to the sauna. He could not believe what he saw.
The bathroom was full of smoke.
Christina knew that the sheep was disillusioned.
Lonnie had never been to the waterfall. He took a sip of his Earl Grey tea.
Virginia had come to the escape-pod prepared. She was here to meet the sniper.
Brydaoc waited for the battle to begin.
It was a long way to the island. Wilma stopped and crouched and tied her laces.
Darrell could feel his life slipping away.
Ann was delighted to be alone.
Roberto put down the teddy bear carefully.
It was a evening full of promise. Jimmie gripped his knife as he led the butcher into the guest room.
When Tyrone arrived at Christmas, everyone fainted.
As soon as the party started, Julian tried to hide.
When Anita arrived at Easter, Maxine welcomed her.
The taxi-driver opened the door, and led Eliza-Jane inside.
For as long as Rachel could remember, she'd wanted to be a burglar.
When Amber opened the door Mr. Jimén ez looked up from his book.
Hilda had invited an undertaker to Thanksgiving. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Careo Sunseller raised his fist.
Sam felt that the photographer was pained.
Brian shrugged.
Going to the woods was a terrible idea. Walter checked his watch.
The sound of polystyrene scraping made Sarah want to cry.
Erars shielded his eyes against the blast.
The smell coming from the bedroom made Mark hopeful.
Wade was the best air traffic controller in town.
Gladys could not feel anything.
After spending a night on a train, Jennifer was relieved to see her car.
Lord Jamie was in one of his moods.
The bathroom was spotless.
Barry was at the skateboard park. He had a key in his hand.
If the saxophonist didn't arrive soon, Glenn didn't know what he would do.
Christopher hoped that Jeffery was chummy.
When Sonia arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone booed her.
As soon as the wedding started, Monica took a sip of her Dr. Pepper.
Ryan was suprised to be floating.
Someone had invited a fox to the party. Patrick knew it wouldn't end well.
Carla knew that the whale was honorable.
Basil was missing. He set aside his magnifying glass.
A sense of magic was in the air. Alicia opened the door.
"No one suspects a thing," Kristina told herself as she waited in the deli.
When Nina arrived at her funeral, Sherri fainted.
When rain stopped, Megan knew it was time to run.
For as long as Nora could remember, she'd wanted to be a real estate agent.
Nellie opened the door to the armory. The silence was overwhelming.
It was a foggy evening. Annette was in the prison.
Fernando could see that Douglas was an exotic dancer. He tried not to laugh.
Steven bit his fingernails. It was going to be a tough day.
The DJ opened the door, and led Jeanette inside.
Kruarwyn shielded her eyes against the light.
Psoetsho Faithsucker raised his axe.
Vickie had invited a bird to Thanksgiving. She knew the fun was about to begin.
It started like any other evening in the theatre. Arthur took a bite of his candy-bar.
Gregory put down the celery stick nervously.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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