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Ernest took a long sip of his merlot.
Someone had invited a raccoon to the party. Thelma knew what to do.
Yauck shielded his eyes against the light.
The bright light coming from the living room made Clarence hopeful.
Raymond had come to China prepared. He was here to meet the swimmer.
It was a clear Tuesday afternoon. Hector was in the bath.
Marilyn knew that the captain was orderly.
Caroline walked into the library and looked at Jeanette. "You make me happy," she said.
A sense of magic was in the air. Phillip waited.
It was a clear and cloudless Wednesday afternoon. Vivian checked her reflection as she led the record producer into the outhouse.
When Randall arrived at Thanksgiving, Kurt laughed.
Ralph had invited a cartoonist to his wedding. He knew it wouldn't end well.
When rain began, Luis knew it was time to sleep.
Charles opened the door to the walk-in freezer. His senses were overwhelmed.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Daniel was relieved to see his boss.
Sara could tell that Marcia was a singer. She tried not to smile.
As soon as Christmas started, Gene scratched his hand.
Kristin put down the pickle carefully.
It was a typical day in the school. Fernando laughed to himself.
There had never been a baker quite like Karen Powell, and she knew it.
Anthony was at the bus stop. He had a credit card in his hand.
Phillip was glad that Joe was coming to Thanksgiving.
Troy opened the door to the bedroom. He picked up his beer.
Lord Jared was sitting in the armory.
Frances felt that Renee was delicate.
Clara could see that Bertha was efficient. She opened the door to the corridor.
Thitchania leaned into the wind.
The sound of the angle-grinder made Victor want to cry.
Lady Jill was in one of her moods.
It was a bitter, endless night. Lester took a sip of his tea as he led the interior designer into the laundry.
Kathleen could not hear anything.
The noises coming from the office made Rafael hopeful.
Carlos was the best director in town.
Myrtle had been expecting Felicia for hours. She lit a cigarette.
Cynthia hoped that the donkey was thorough.
Jared felt that the undertaker was caring.
Nelson walked into the library and glanced at Oscar. "You make me feel bad," he said.
For as long as Joanne could remember, she'd wanted to be a fishmonger.
After spending a night in jail, Eric was relieved to see his husband.
When rain stopped, Margaret knew it was time to find shelter.
It was a night full of promise. Evelyn was behind the bikeshed.
Someone had invited an octopus to the grand opening. Roland knew the fun was about to begin.
The outhouse was the perfect location.
There had never been a police officer quite like Helen William son, and she knew it.
The professor opened the door, and led Billy-Bob inside.
Smoke was in the air. Minnie smiled knowingly.
Nathan put down the kite carefully.
Jacob was missing. He took a bite of his chicken wing.
Stephanie could see that Victoria was stupefied. She opened the door to the garage.
As soon as the funeral started, Julio whistled nonchalantly.
Kristin opened the door to the dining room. She had dreamed of this moment.
It started like any other day in the hair salon. Mathew meditated.
If the butler didn't arrive soon, Geraldine didn't know what she would do.
The sound of the drill made Tammy angry.
Lord Dustmere was in one of his moods.
When Stacy arrived at Christmas, everyone stared in disbelief.
Lady Rose was eating in the walk-in freezer.
Janet was glad that no one was coming to her wedding.
"No one suspects a thing," Gloria told herself as she waited in the attic.
Iaruamer arose from slumber.
The dog was on the prowl. Marcia panicked.
Charlie walked into the garage and looked at Erik. "You make me sing," he said.
Tammy closed her eyes and took a breath.
Terri hoped that Nora was freewheeling.
Lori staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
When Ernest arrived at Easter, Nancy rushed to see him.
Howard took a long sip of his Red Bull. It was going to be a tough night.
For as long as Christian could remember, he'd wanted to be a rabbi.
Raul opened the door to the basement. He rubbed his hands together.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
The bright light coming from the library made Freddie uneasy.
When Tracey opened the door Mrs. Cooper looked up from her work.
Brandon could not feel anything.
There had never been a jockey quite like Gilbert Parker, and he knew it.
As soon as the funeral started, Eduardo scratched his hand.
Jeffery had been waiting for Isaac for four hours. He shrugged.
Erik could tell that Victor was repressed. He opened the door to the stable.
It was a beautiful spring morning. Tina was in the bomb-shelter.
The sound of the chainsaw made Kent angry.
Uland shielded her eyes against the sun.
Elsie was glad that Kathleen was coming to her grand opening.
It was a typical day in the bridge. Allen chewed some gum.
If the spelunker didn't arrive soon, Heather didn't know what she would do.
On Monday, Everett made up.
Sniultu Doomfoot raised her shield.
Frances had invited a lizard to her party. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Jose could feel his heart beating.
The ninja opened the door, and led Johnnie inside.
When Gordon arrived at Christmas, Allen fainted.
The dungeon was the perfect location.
Victor had come to Johannesburg alone. He was here to meet the hairdresser.
Antonio could tell that Timothy was a private detective. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Elly-May snapped her fingers. It was going to be a momentous day.
James took a long sip of his Jim Beam.
Ralph hoped that the whale was faithful.
For as long as Randall could remember, he'd wanted to be a truck driver.
After spending a night on the street, Ray was relieved to see his car.
Someone had invited a panda to the funeral. Geraldine knew it wouldn't end well.
As soon as the grand opening started, Allen lowered his gaze.
Allison opened the door to the bathroom. She was afraid of what she would find.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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