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When Esther arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone laughed.
Mattie could see that Kathy was snoopy. She opened the door to the dungeon.
The sound of the motorbike made Sally want to cry.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Derek was relieved to see his boss.
Suzanne had invited a senator to her funeral. She knew what to do.
Caroline had never been to the creek. She took a sip of her saké.
Jennie opened the door to the stable. The stench was unmistakable.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Glen stopped and shrugged.
Deanna was in the shower. She had a pen in her hand.
"It's almost over," Natalie told herself as she waited at the gate.
Going to the pond was a foolhardy idea. Darryl questioned his plan.
Theresa hoped for a miracle.
When Carole arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone rushed to see her.
Love was in the air. Anna waited.
Baliun Starreach raised his sword.
Leome shielded her eyes against the blast.
Patsy was swimming. She looked at the time.
Lord Felix was sitting in the library.
Luis was suprised to be alive.
For as long as Alfredo could remember, he'd wanted to be a waiter.
There had never been a researcher quite like Julio Taylor, and he knew it.
Audrey was the best dressmaker in town.
Nathaniel knew that Manuel was purposeful.
Fred checked his reflection. It was going to be a long afternoon.
Leona felt that the security guard was youthful.
It was a wintery Monday morning. Jeanette was at the wax museum.
Maureen had come to the fort prepared. She was here to meet the senator.
Kirk opened the door to the armory. He looked at the time.
Lord Pontberg was in one of his moods.
Someone had invited an ant to Thanksgiving. Juan knew what to do.
Lady Barbara was in one of her moods.
Alfredo was in the corner. He had a bouquet in his hand.
When rain began, Rick knew it was time to sleep.
Dana had invited a wombat to her party. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Samantha could tell that Bernice was a matador. She tried not to feel intimidated.
When Johnnie opened the door Mr. Carter looked up from his work.
Brandon felt that the seagull was shy.
Laura had never been to the forest. She cracked open another beer.
Max put down the kebab nervously.
Lord Thornreach was sitting in the laundry.
For as long as Clara could remember, she'd wanted to be a gladiator.
Joe had been expecting Peter for six hours. He picked up his slice of pizza.
Willie could tell that Esther was decadent. She opened the door to the classroom.
The noises coming from the office made Annie hopeful.
It was a typical night in the deli. Melissa questioned her plan.
It was a gloomy December afternoon. Jerry took a sip of his Guinness as he led the DJ into the corridor.
Francisco fumbled in the gloom. The walls were rough.
The chicken was on the loose. Veronica tried to remain calm.
Eduardo opened the door to the dining room. His senses were overwhelmed.
It was a long and sleepless night. Regina was at the train station.
Anita scratched her hand. It was going to be a special morning.
Eeshayth Mooncarver raised his shield.
On Friday, Francis always made sure.
Howard could see that Rene was impressionable.
Clifton opened the door to the outhouse. He looked at the time.
It started like any other afternoon in the wax museum. Casey enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Kristina hoped that the thief was tenacious.
Someone had invited a seagull to Thanksgiving. Timothy knew what to do.
"No one suspects a thing," Erin told herself as she waited in the shop.
Luis hoped that everyone was coming to his wedding.
When the sun rose, Jerry knew it was time to move on.
Arash arose from slumber.
As soon as the party started, Marsha buttoned up her jacket.
Christian put down the banana nervously.
Kelly could feel his life slipping away.
After spending a night in hospital, Ida was relieved to see her husband.
A sense of magic was in the air. Roberta waited.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Going to the desert was a terrible idea. Maria chewed some gum.
The bright light coming from the basement made Rosemary uneasy.
Leroy was in the lighthouse. He had a can opener in his hand.
Lady Diana was sitting in the bedroom.
Travis opened the door to the kitchen. He could not believe what he saw.
It was a dark and stormy afternoon. Madison was in the mirror.
The dinosaur was on the loose. Linda tried to remain calm.
Ramona hoped that the chipmunk was intelligent.
There had never been an assassin quite like Dolores Williams, and she knew it.
Olga could not feel anything.
Edwin had invited a tiger to his funeral. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Ricky walked into the library and looked at Thelma. "You make me feel bad," he said.
Lady Ravensmagh was waiting in the stable.
Henry took a long sip of his martini. It was going to be a long morning.
Gene could see that the hunter was objective.
Lord Wealdford was in one of his moods.
It was a glorious summer evening. Chris checked his reflection as he led the scientist into the bathroom.
Someone had invited a dog to Easter. Priscilla knew it wouldn't end well.
When Dana arrived at Christmas, Ronald laughed at her.
Clifford had been waiting for Bartholomew for four days. He nodded to the percussionist.
Lauren was suprised to be alone.
Drua waited for the battle to begin.
The lounge room was a complete mess.
"It has to work," Alicia told herself as she waited in the supermarket.
The smoke coming from the kitchen made Marilyn hopeful.
Mildred was the best taxidermist bar none.
Douglas could tell that Rick was a gate-keeper. He tried not to smile.
On Saturday, Gertrude made the bed.
When the sun rose, Ian knew it was time to find shelter.
Christopher could see that Mario was restrained. He opened the door to the bedroom.
Edith was in the basement. She had a carrot in her hand.
It was a hot and humid night. Nathaniel was at the door.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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