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It was a rain-swept - Months night. Kristen was at the concert.
It was a long way to the valley. Dale stopped and closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Carl was at the skateboard park. He had a green highlighter in his hand.
As soon as the wedding started, Kyle smiled knowingly.
Laura had invited a crow to Christmas. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Snui Spacemore raised his fist.
If the barber didn't arrive soon, Edith didn't know what she would do.
Laurie opened the door to the office. She wanted a banana.
Dave had come to Paris alone. He was here to meet the police officer.
Wendy was glad that no one was coming to her wedding.
It started like any other night in Switzerland. Yvonne laughed to herself.
Doriap shielded her eyes against the sun.
Lady Kelly was in one of her moods.
Chris opened the door to the library. He could not believe what he saw.
Sean knew that the otter was energetic.
Doris put down the croissant slowly.
Cassandra was the best mortician in town.
When the sun rose, Judith knew it was time to run.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
The conservatory was covered in blood.
Alan could feel his life slipping away.
When Bradley arrived at his grand opening, David fainted.
Sharon was delighted to be free.
After spending a night in the airport, Joan was relieved to see her father.
Someone had invited a monkey to Easter. Allan knew the fun was about to begin.
"Just breathe," Charlotte told herself as she waited in the bell-tower.
Carlos had been expecting Rafael for three hours. He shrugged.
For as long as Leonard could remember, he'd wanted to be a security guard.
The wolf had escaped. Lee pretended not to notice.
It was a typical Sunday evening. Angel was at school.
Constance was relieved that no one was coming to her funeral.
Rene was cycling. He cracked open another beer.
The sound of the violin made Anna want to scream.
Dean took a long sip of his espresso.
It was a long way to the river. Jared stopped and ground his teeth.
When Joyce opened the door Mr. Hall looked up from his book.
Magias Stonehammer raised her sword.
Georgia nodded to the printer. It was going to be a special morning.
Tiffany opened the door to the lobby. She had dreamed of this moment.
George was at the skateboard park. He had a screwdriver in his hand.
There had never been a journalist quite like Don Washington, and he knew it.
Jennifer put down the muffin slowly.
It was a chilly March morning. Ben wiped the sweat from his brow as he led the stonecutter into the kitchen.
Erik was the best judge around.
Kristin had invited a kitten to Thanksgiving. She knew what to do.
Willard walked into the guest room and glanced at Madison. "You make me a better person," he said.
Sharon could see that the crow was articulate.
It started like any other night in Istanbul. Mary-Jo struggled to breathe.
When Joyce arrived at Easter, Jason welcomed her.
When the sun rose, Holly knew it was time to find shelter.
Victor could feel his life slipping away.
Someone had invited a panda to the funeral. Dora knew the fun was about to begin.
As soon as the wedding started, Audrey crouched and tied her laces.
"It's almost over," Crystal told herself as she waited in the deli.
After spending a night under a bridge, Nina was relieved to see her home.
Lady Killock was reading in the garage.
Michael opened the door to the bedroom. He raised his hands.
Freddie had been expecting Franklin for four hours. He wanted a bread-stick.
Heirzui Skytongue raised her sword.
It was a quiet evening. Karl was at school.
Julia had come to the liferaft alone. She was here to meet the butcher.
Yinayv leaned into the wind.
When Josephine opened the door Mrs. Stuart looked up from her book.
For as long as Constance could remember, she'd wanted to be a guard.
Edwin staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
When Esther arrived at her party, Laura-May fainted.
Lord Benjamin was in one of his moods.
Guy took a bite of his bagel.
Samantha walked into the dining room and looked at Walter. "You make me sad," she said.
Barbara could not hear anything.
Dean could see that the zebra was cold.
It was a long way to the stream. Corey stopped and nodded to the pickpocket.
Bob was crying. He enjoyed the feeling of power.
Georgia could see that Glenda was dejected. She opened the door to the waiting room.
When rain began, Steven knew it was time to move on.
Brad opened the door to the outhouse. He could not believe what he saw.
When Francis arrived at his party, everyone ignored him.
Carrie was delighted to be alone.
It was a gloomy night. Melissa took a sip of her chocolate milk as she led the dressmaker into the kitchen.
Jaime was around the corner. He had a Guinness in his hand.
Sleshou shielded her eyes against the light.
Lady Joy was reading in the lounge room.
The monkey was on the loose. Willard pretended not to notice.
After spending a night on the street, Russell was relieved to see his car.
Miguel had been waiting for Lawrence for four days. He rubbed his hands together.
If the bank robber didn't arrive soon, Holly didn't know what she would do.
The barn was spotless.
Renee was angry that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
Leon could not feel anything.
There had never been a linguist quite like Nelson Wright, and he knew it.
On Friday, Christopher always made the world better.
Someone had invited a rat to the grand opening. Allen knew it wouldn't end well.
Beverly put down the muffin nervously.
It was a hot April evening. Katrina was at the concert.
When Eric opened the door Mrs. Thomas looked up from her work.
When Sam arrived at Christmas, everyone stared in disbelief.
The poet opened the door, and led Chris inside.
Deltioria Willvice raised her fist.
The sound of the angle-grinder made Annette hesitant.
Neil was choosing. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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