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The sound of the waves made Michael angry.
Rhonda opened the door to the wardrobe. The silence was overwhelming.
There had never been a boatbuilder quite like Sam Powell, and he knew it.
The chapel was covered in blood.
Albert was the best scientist in town.
Clara was angry that no one was coming to her party.
Eddie had never been to the planet. He hoped for a miracle.
Ivan could see that Terrence was ashamed. He opened the door to the walk-in freezer.
Staorpumun waited for the battle to begin.
Juan had come to the fort prepared. He was here to meet the artist.
It was a rain-swept spring morning. Georgia was at the pub.
Fernando opened the door to the bedroom. He wanted relief.
Sandra hoped that the bear was busy.
When Bob arrived at Christmas, Dwight booed him.
Going to the sea was a foolhardy idea. Kyle took a bite of his fishcake.
Francis ground his teeth.
As soon as the funeral started, Peter enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Poige Fleshbile raised his fist.
For as long as Lois could remember, she'd wanted to be a sailor.
Darryl fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Morei shielded her eyes against the sun.
Ramona knew that the lawyer was crass.
On Sunday, Shannon always made sure.
The smoke coming from the wardrobe made Gordon hopeful.
Russell could tell that Mathew was a pawnbroker. He tried not to laugh.
"Just try not to cry," Caroline told herself as she waited at the door.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Cassandra opened the door.
Mary-Jo could see that Lillian was decent.
Janice was relieved that no one was coming to her grand opening.
Thomas was suprised to be alive.
Hilda had been expecting Irma for five hours. She chewed her lip.
Someone had invited a hippopotamus to Christmas. Christian knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a typical night in Brazil. Joy wiped the sweat from her brow.
When rain stopped, John knew it was time to find shelter.
Spaxuo arose from slumber.
The sound of the blender made Glen hesitant.
The laundry was locked.
Catherine could see that Marjorie was questioning. She opened the door to the living room.
Sergio had invited an elephant to his wedding. He knew what to do.
There had never been a thief quite like Andre Miller, and he knew it.
When Travis arrived at Thanksgiving, Kelly ignored him.
It was a misty spring afternoon. Rhonda was behind the curtains.
Roy opened the door to the stable. The smell was unbearable.
When Tracy arrived at her funeral, everyone cried.
When Gloria opened the door Mrs. Thomp son looked up from her book.
It was a long way to the stream. Jackie stopped and wanted a celery stick.
Clarence staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Megan was the best guitarist around.
Douglas knew that the alligator was unsentimental.
Diane was in the prison. She had a glass in her hand.
It was a magical night. Tracey straightened her clothes as she led the shepherd into the bathroom.
It started like any other evening in the bedroom. Natalie tried to hide.
On Sunday, Alicia always made jewelry.
A sense of magic was in the air. Allison waited.
Jenny had come to the windmill prepared. She was here to meet the fashion designer.
Erik could tell that Allan was an astronaut. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Going to the bay was a great idea. Jerry took a sip of his Fanta.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Ian took a bite of his bratwurst.
Bruce had been expecting Lloyd for three hours. He laughed to himself.
Erala shielded her eyes against the blast.
Franklin was glad that Antonio was coming to Christmas.
Connie walked into the lobby and glanced at Emma. "You make me cry," she said.
After spending a night in the airport, Priscilla was relieved to see her wife.
Dwight was coming. He took a sip of his banana milkshake.
The turtle was on the prowl. Wesley knew exactly what to do.
Mabel hoped that Nancy was neurotic.
Part waited for the battle to begin.
Jesus had invited a spider to his grand opening. He knew what to do.
The sound of the angle-grinder made Leona laugh.
For as long as Colleen could remember, she'd wanted to be a greengrocer.
Rhonda had never been to the waterfall. She laughed to herself.
Myrtle crouched and tied her laces.
If the soldier didn't arrive soon, Carlos didn't know what he would do.
It was a long way to the planet. Charlene stopped and wanted a smoke.
Marvin could not feel anything.
It was a typical day in the museum. Paula took a sip of her lemonade.
Patricia fumbled in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Dan opened the door to the bathroom. He could not believe what he saw.
"It has to work," Nancy told herself as she waited in the kitchen.
Lady Carmen was eating in the office.
Toni had been waiting for Melissa for four days. She looked at the time.
On Friday, Esther made a kite.
As soon as the wedding started, Kirk whistled nonchalantly.
Kenneth put down the muffin nervously.
When Hugh arrived at Easter, Elizabeth embraced him.
Someone had invited a cheetah to Thanksgiving. Daryl knew it wouldn't end well.
When rain stopped, Edna knew it was time to sleep.
Christina hoped that the chimpanzee was warm.
Alvin opened the door to the closet. He took a long sip of his short black.
Lisa could tell that Becky was bland. She opened the door to the bedroom.
The owl was on the loose. Stephanie knew exactly what to do.
Clinton was the best matador around.
The sound of snoring made Hugh laugh.
The corridor was spotless.
The smell coming from the barn made Martin hopeful.
There had never been a beautician quite like Melanie Jones, and she knew it.
Antonio had invited a playwright to his party. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Herman was sitting. He took a bite of his licorice twist.
Felicia fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
It was a clear March morning. Jeffrey was in the bell-tower.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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