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It started like any other morning in the aquarium. Terry checked his phone.
Enao Doomfoot raised her fist.
When Norma opened the door Mr. Parker looked up from his book.
The pig had escaped. Barry knew exactly what to do.
For as long as Tommy could remember, he'd wanted to be a burglar.
Hector could tell that Tony was a pawnbroker. He tried not to worry.
The basement was spotless.
Pauline meditated.
Spauf leaned into the wind.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Audrey had never been to the beach. She hoped for a miracle.
Kevin walked into the corridor and looked at Reginald. "You make me nervous," he said.
Marshall was praying. He grinned.
The tax collector opened the door, and led Leroy inside.
Naomi opened the door to the office. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
"It's now or never," Roy told himself as he waited in the cathedral.
The sound of the chainsaw made Jennie laugh.
It was a crisp February afternoon. Jessie was under the bridge.
Sheila was the best inventor in town.
Andy could see that Bartholomew was fashionable. He opened the door to the basement.
Someone had invited a cat to Christmas. Pauline knew what to do.
Jo had been expecting Violet for four days. She rubbed her hands together.
Thomas could not feel anything.
A sense of magic was in the air. Rodney opened the door.
Billie could feel her heart beating.
The smell coming from the corridor made Jim-Bob hopeful.
When Casey arrived at his grand opening, everyone embraced him.
When wolves began to howl, Julio knew it was time to sleep.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Wanda knew that the guitarist was cultured.
Willard felt that Paul was foolish.
It was a typical night in the supermarket. Debbie chewed her lip.
The moose was on the prowl. Alberto panicked.
On Friday, Derek made it count.
Jessica opened the door to the lounge room. She swallowed nervously.
Brian straightened his hair.
Edward whistled nonchalantly. It was going to be a tough day.
As soon as Christmas started, Joe took a long sip of his cocktail.
Erin was suprised to be floating.
If the spy didn't arrive soon, Michelle didn't know what she would do.
The chemist opened the door, and led Kristin inside.
Jill could see that the cheetah was morbid.
Lord Kinmore was in one of his moods.
Mabel staggered in the gloom. The walls were rough.
When Jorge arrived at Easter, everyone cried.
Zachary had come to Heaven prepared. He was here to meet the psychiatrist.
Going to the desert was a bad idea. Alfredo bit his fingernails.
Lady Wealdford was waiting in the wardrobe.
It was a cold, moonlit spring night. Ida hoped for a miracle as she led the merchant into the lounge room.
When Ronnie arrived at Christmas, Billy-Bob booed him.
Theodore felt that the drug dealer was lovely.
Lady Lorraine was in one of her moods.
When Guy opened the door Mrs. Young looked up from her work.
Jon opened the door to the walk-in freezer. He could not believe what he saw.
It started like any other morning in the mall. Joseph snapped his fingers.
Lance could see that Darryl was an illustrator. He tried not to worry.
Troy could see that Lee was lousy. He opened the door to the outhouse.
Jamie was in the observatory. He had a Jim Beam in his hand.
Kimberly opened the door to the control room. She cracked open another beer.
It was a long way to the swamp. Becky stopped and struggled to breathe.
Marilyn was delighted to be floating.
Kelly grinned.
Someone had invited a chipmunk to the grand opening. Byron knew it wouldn't end well.
When the sun rose, Joseph knew it was time to run.
Clifford had never been to the woods. He took a bite of his bread-stick.
Felicia had invited a dinosaur to her party. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Heather put down the kite slowly.
The sound of the alarm made Lloyd want to scream.
"All's well that ends well," Annie told herself as she waited under the mountain.
Going to the planet was a good idea. Gina struggled to breathe.
Rafael had been waiting for Larry for three hours. He took a sip of his Guinness.
As soon as Easter started, Wayne grimaced.
Derrick could see that the elephant was religious.
Puin shielded his eyes against the blast.
Perry picked up his phone. It was going to be a fantastic night.
It was a gloomy afternoon. Greg was on the bus.
Joseph was disappointed that Roland was coming to his wedding.
Phickuthor waited for the battle to begin.
Juan opened the door to the lobby. He could not believe what he saw.
Jessie knew that the boatbuilder was cautious.
There had never been a game show host quite like Courtney Campbell, and she knew it.
The fox had escaped. Jay pretended not to notice.
Christine fumbled in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
If the social worker didn't arrive soon, Adam didn't know what he would do.
Mae felt that Emma was certain.
The kitchen was a complete mess.
The guard opened the door, and led Erik inside.
Danielle could see that Vivian was artificial. She opened the door to the dungeon.
Katie walked into the wardrobe and glanced at Edith. "You make me want to shout," she said.
Darlene could see that Alicia was a herald. She tried not to smile.
"It's going to be okay," Mathew told himself as he waited at the bus stop.
Going to the gully was a terrible idea. Pauline snapped her fingers.
It was a dull, insipid afternoon. Rita lit a cigarette as she led the miner into the library.
Ken had invited an inventor to his grand opening. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Kristina had come to Moscow prepared. She was here to meet the mathematician.
Minnie was drinking. She enjoyed the feeling of power.
When Cody arrived at Christmas, everyone embraced him.
When the sun rose, Johnnie knew it was time to move on.
Leah had been expecting Ruth for five hours. She rubbed her hands together.
When Grace opened the door Mrs. Green looked up from her work.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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