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It was a long way to the volcano. Jessica stopped and laughed to herself.
There had never been an astronaut quite like Lucy Daw son, and she knew it.
Debra walked into the sauna and glanced at Brett. "You make me jump," she said.
Tracey opened the door to the barn. The silence was overwhelming.
Byron enjoyed the feeling of power. It was going to be a special morning.
Gabriel was in the pantry. He had a toothbrush in his hand.
Louis opened the door to the dining room. He went over the plan.
When Casey arrived at his party, Claire laughed at him.
Stacy could see that Virginia was studious.
Alex had never been to the swamp. He smiled knowingly.
Noren Heartsword raised his axe.
Maria scratched her hand.
Debra put down the chair slowly.
Toune shielded her eyes against the light.
When rain stopped, Michelle knew it was time to run.
Johnny felt that the porcupine was opportunistic.
The cat was on the loose. Allen knew exactly what to do.
Brett could see that Chad was tormented. He opened the door to the guest room.
It was a morning full of promise. Jim-Bob took a bite of his croissant as he led the cook into the studio.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Sally checked her phone.
Maria had been expecting Violet for six days. She nodded to the hunter.
Irma could tell that Mary-Lou was a choreographer. She tried not to smile.
Marlene was the best pawnbroker who ever lived.
Naomi knew that everyone was coming to her party.
The noises coming from the dining room made Daisy uneasy.
It was a warm night. June was in the cafe.
On Friday, Carla always made magic.
Dan could not see anything.
Donna could feel her life slipping away.
It was a long way to the beach. Rodney stopped and picked up his corkscrew.
Calvin could see that Keith was panicked.
Someone had invited a goldfish to the wedding. Edgar knew what to do.
Yvonne walked into the bathroom and glanced at Derek. "You make me a better person," she said.
Maria opened the door to the wine cellar. She had dreamed of this moment.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Brandy smiled knowingly.
It started like any other morning in England. Louise closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Eric had come to China alone. He was here to meet the messenger.
Elly-May fumbled in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
Enrique had never been to the bay. He meditated.
Danny could see that the DJ was big-thinking.
The conservatory was deserted.
For as long as Ana could remember, she'd wanted to be a composer.
Joseph was over the hill. He had a stapler in his hand.
Snarlie leaned into the wind.
As soon as the party started, Louise closed her eyes and took a breath.
Lord Nicholas was in one of his moods.
Penny put down the teddy bear slowly.
The referee opened the door, and led Irma inside.
On Saturday, Ross always made out.
Cleo shielded his eyes against the light.
Roy was climbing. He nodded to the zookeeper.
"No one suspects a thing," Lena told herself as she waited under the bridge.
When Julian opened the door Mrs. Tremblay looked up from her book.
Fernando was suprised to be alive.
When Velma arrived at her funeral, everyone fainted.
It was a clear, bright morning. Maxine checked her watch as she led the teacher into the living room.
Guy took a bite of his candy-bar.
If the herbalist didn't arrive soon, Lester didn't know what he would do.
The sound of the faucet dripping made Jeremy laugh.
Stephen had invited a wizard to Thanksgiving. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Edna fumbled in the darkness. The walls were damp.
It was a clear and cloudless February night. Paula was in the bushes.
A sense of magic was in the air. Bonnie looked at the time.
Lady Brindlecot was sitting in the garage.
Marcus opened the door to the waiting room. The silence was overwhelming.
Vicki shrugged. It was going to be a fantastic afternoon.
Someone had invited a zebra to the wedding. Terrance knew the fun was about to begin.
Helen was angry that Marlene was coming to her grand opening.
Naeloomer leaned into the wind.
Teresa was in the office. She had a knife in her hand.
As soon as the funeral started, Greg closed his eyes and took a breath.
Mary-Lou could tell that Diana was an artist. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Chester hoped that Warren was effeminate.
Going to the stream was a bad idea. Stacy lowered her gaze.
Stroesme Hopewain raised his sword.
Nathan could see that the zebra was deceitful.
Billie was the best engineer in town.
When April arrived at Thanksgiving, Francis booed her.
Lady Kristina was waiting in the waiting room.
On Tuesday, Todd made up.
If the governor didn't arrive soon, Pamela didn't know what she would do.
For as long as Carol could remember, she'd wanted to be a publisher.
Melissa had come to Paris prepared. She was here to meet the guru.
Caroline put down the bread-stick carefully.
It was a warm February night. Brandy grinned as she led the astronaut into the dungeon.
"All's well that ends well," Miguel told himself as he waited in the temple.
Aaron could feel his life slipping away.
When Lawrence arrived at his grand opening, everyone gasped.
It was a hot and humid May night. Kristen was in the backyard.
Darrell opened the door to the waiting room. He could not believe what he saw.
Frances was suprised to be free.
It was a long way to the valley. Max stopped and closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Pamela fumbled in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
The sound of the bagpipes made Katrina hesitant.
Leona had been expecting Debbie for four hours. She bit her fingernails.
There had never been a mechanic quite like Ruth Lewis, and she knew it.
Marc hoped that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
Whoagotra waited for the battle to begin.
Umestoutor Willbane raised her fist.
The fraudster opened the door, and led Juanita inside.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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