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Willard had invited a dolphin to his grand opening. He knew it wouldn't end well.
After spending a night on a train, Raymond was relieved to see his mother.
The living room was locked.
For as long as Chad could remember, he'd wanted to be a butler.
When Kathy arrived at her wedding, everyone welcomed her.
The cow had escaped. Pamela knew exactly what to do.
When Michele opened the door Mr. Harris looked up from his book.
If the boatbuilder didn't arrive soon, Lillie didn't know what she would do.
Milton opened the door to the wardrobe. His senses were overwhelmed.
Gary raised his hands. It was going to be a long night.
Joe felt that Salvador was crude.
Alvin was the best waiter in town.
Joanne had never been to the river. She checked her phone.
Perry hoped that the chicken was tearful.
Lori could tell that Gloria was responsible. She opened the door to the garage.
Wrauwi Soulsword raised her sword.
The pastor opened the door, and led Morris inside.
When wolves began to howl, Dale knew it was time to find shelter.
Kurt was dancing. He took a long sip of his Bud Light.
When Gordon arrived at Christmas, everyone stared in disbelief.
Smoke was in the air. Jamie waited.
Squerfue leaned into the wind.
Ricky staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Yvonne was delighted to be floating.
Albert could see that the make-up artist was rigid.
Sarah-Jane walked into the wardrobe and glanced at Todd. "You make me giggle," she said.
Someone had invited a scorpion to the party. Deborah knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a long and sleepless Saturday night. Harold was in the corner.
Veneu shielded his eyes against the light.
As soon as the funeral started, Ramona buttoned up her jacket.
Bessie could see that Dana was a graphic artist. She tried not to worry.
When Erin opened the door Mrs. White looked up from her work.
There had never been a candlemaker quite like Jennifer Campbell, and she knew it.
After spending a night under a bridge, Renee was relieved to see her car.
If the chemist didn't arrive soon, Terri didn't know what she would do.
Beatrice had come to New York alone. She was here to meet the engineer.
It was a typical afternoon in the pub. Katrina took a bite of her apple.
Christine opened the door to the closet. She had dreamed of this moment.
Marsha was the best cook in town.
Barbara could see that Joan was mannered. She opened the door to the office.
The music coming from the kitchen made Monica uneasy.
The library was the perfect location.
Going to the mountain was a good idea. Patricia meditated.
Franklin shrugged. It was going to be a momentous morning.
The sound of the squeak toy made Pearl laugh.
Anthony was coming. He scratched his hand.
Kent was worried that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
Gail had been waiting for Kathryn for six days. She hoped for a miracle.
It was a morning full of promise. Ross was in the hair salon.
Doruel waited for the battle to begin.
Ted staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Lauren rubbed her hands together.
As soon as Easter started, Adam took a bite of his croissant.
A sense of magic was in the air. Roger looked at the time.
When Georgia arrived at her funeral, everyone fainted.
For as long as Ken could remember, he'd wanted to be a fishmonger.
Anthony put down the sandwich carefully.
Shelly felt that Emily was responsive.
Someone had invited a duck to the party. Alexander knew what to do.
The merchant opened the door, and led Edwin inside.
Ghuasmu shielded her eyes against the light.
It was a beautiful February night. Joseph took a bite of his bratwurst as he led the waiter into the laundry.
Darren was the best clown in town.
When Ivan arrived at his wedding, Lois embraced him.
Javier was suprised to be alive.
Brittany walked into the armory and glanced at Ross. "You make me spin," she said.
Edward opened the door to the kitchen. He raised his hands.
Ramona opened the door to the garage. She had dreamed of this moment.
After spending a night on a train, Chester was relieved to see his wife.
The tiger was on the prowl. Carole panicked.
Going to the peak was a great idea. Alice smiled knowingly.
The dining room was flooded.
Tara was in the museum. She had a yellow highlighter in her hand.
Sally had never been to the stream. She took a bite of her cracker.
Glenda had been expecting Karen for five hours. She cracked open another beer.
The sound of screaming children made Leroy want to cry.
It was a fun December evening. Craig was in the fridge.
Zou Deathdemon raised her shield.
As soon as the party started, Warren snapped his fingers.
When Andre arrived at Christmas, Jeffery fainted.
Franklin questioned his decision.
Lady Bandlelock was in one of her moods.
Someone had invited a turtle to Thanksgiving. Phyllis knew it wouldn't end well.
Jon was coming. He looked at the time.
When the moon came up, Basil knew it was time to sleep.
On Tuesday, Freddie always made a contribution.
Nelson was disappointed that Salvador was coming to his funeral.
There had never been a drug dealer quite like Martha Jones, and she knew it.
Snarkau shielded her eyes against the blast.
Roy opened the door to the studio. He had dreamed of this moment.
If the dictator didn't arrive soon, Tom didn't know what he would do.
Harry put down the ball carefully.
Virginia walked into the wardrobe and looked at Mildred. "You make me exercise," she said.
Daniel had invited a fish to Easter. He knew what to do.
After spending a night under a bridge, Michele was relieved to see her boss.
The chimpanzee had escaped. Dean knew exactly what to do.
It was a long way to the mountain. Arnold stopped and questioned his plan.
It was a typical afternoon in the office. Adrian shrugged.
Shirley felt that the deer was unlucky.
As soon as Christmas started, Alvin lit a cigarette.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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