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Kelly opened the door to the garage. She took a bite of her bagel.
There had never been a cab driver quite like Seth Cooper, and he knew it.
For as long as Kurt could remember, he'd wanted to be a director.
The kitchen was ready.
Ken could see that Zachary was a ditch digger. He tried not to worry.
Fernando felt that the crab was scared.
On Sunday, Deanna always made a cake.
Joy was suprised to be floating.
Anita could tell that Stacey was high-handed. She opened the door to the guest room.
Eduardo raised his hands. It was going to be a long evening.
Willard was glad that no one was coming to his funeral.
It was a rainy Friday afternoon. Isaac was outside the window.
As soon as Easter started, Floyd cracked open another beer.
If the air traffic controller didn't arrive soon, Raul didn't know what he would do.
Going to the valley was a terrible idea. Ella ground her teeth.
Someone had invited a snail to the grand opening. Joanne knew it wouldn't end well.
Francisco opened the door to the office. He was afraid of what he might find.
Bernard had come to another dimension alone. He was here to meet the knight.
Melvin knew that Joseph was hurried.
Gertrude hoped that the singer was egocentric.
When Kristina opened the door Mrs. Pér ez looked up from her book.
Billy-Bob had been waiting for Curtis for two days. He lit a cigarette.
After spending a night on a plane, Roberta was relieved to see her mother.
When Nellie arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone stared in disbelief.
The bright light coming from the attic made Annette hopeful.
"No one will ever know," Shannon told herself as she waited at the mall.
When the moon came up, Mitchell knew it was time to run.
It was a typical day in the butcher. Marion wiped the sweat from her brow.
Pauline checked her phone.
When Stella arrived at Easter, everyone welcomed her.
The chicken was on the loose. Elmer knew exactly what to do.
Gail put down the doll carefully.
The laundry was ready.
Lauren was the best gardener around.
Greg was at the wax museum. He had a spring-roll in his hand.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Vicki opened the door.
Louis had never been to the sea. He picked up his pair of scissors.
The terrorist opened the door, and led Carmen inside.
Lester was angry that Perry was coming to his wedding.
Someone had invited a kangaroo to Thanksgiving. Tom knew it wouldn't end well.
Biadiral shielded her eyes against the blast.
It was a sad May evening. Alexander was on the porch.
Virgil opened the door to the bathroom. He could not believe what he saw.
Dave knew that the lizard was repugnant.
Tueren Lovebite raised her fist.
Barbara opened the door to the sauna. She lowered her gaze.
Leah could tell that Myrtle was a scientist. She tried not to feel intimidated.
It was a long way to the ocean. Kimberly stopped and chewed some gum.
As soon as the wedding started, Jim sucked his teeth.
Darren walked into the pantry and looked at Carolyn. "You make me want to shout," he said.
When Eileen arrived at her funeral, everyone gasped.
Howard could see that Glenn was noncompetitive.
Saroa leaned into the wind.
It was a dark, moonless Sunday night. Felix scratched his hand as he led the bank robber into the outhouse.
There had never been a barber quite like Todd Wright, and he knew it.
Diana had invited a botanist to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Sherri fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
When Alex opened the door Mrs. King looked up from her work.
Claude had been expecting Barry for two days. He took a long sip of his gin and tonic.
Nora had come to London alone. She was here to meet the pilot.
When wolves began to howl, Roberto knew it was time to sleep.
It was a typical night in the studio. Mario chewed his lip.
Darren was climbing. He went over the plan.
The sound of the drill made Scott angry.
The smoke coming from the pantry made Chad uneasy.
The bank robber opened the door, and led Debra inside.
Lord Basingcaster was in one of his moods.
Walter could see that the computer programmer was idealistic.
Aaron could tell that Mike was a sleuth. He tried not to smile.
Going to the forest was a good idea. Nancy lowered her gaze.
It started like any other night in the bakery. Kristin grinned.
Dora hoped that the goldfish was irresponsible.
When Melvin arrived at his grand opening, Arthur ignored him.
Tim was delighted to be alive.
Jamie was in the attic. He had a chardonnay in his hand.
After spending a night in hell, Samuel was relieved to see his husband.
It was a night full of promise. James was over the hill.
Darren opened the door to the walk-in freezer. The odour was surprisingly pleasant.
Jeanne opened the door to the stable. She hoped for a miracle.
For as long as Frances could remember, she'd wanted to be a diplomat.
Erica had invited a magician to Christmas. She knew what to do.
Vincent picked up his corkscrew. It was going to be a special morning.
When Ruth arrived at her grand opening, Nicole stared in disbelief.
Joyce walked into the bedroom and looked at Kay. "You make me feel bad," she said.
As soon as Easter started, Dustin raised his hands.
On Tuesday, Ramon made breakfast.
Smoke was in the air. Cynthia opened the door.
If the receptionist didn't arrive soon, Penny didn't know what she would do.
The sound of the drill made Pamela want to cry.
Danielle could not see anything.
Someone had invited a chipmunk to the party. Elizabeth knew it wouldn't end well.
Veronica wiped the sweat from her brow.
Marion had been expecting Evelyn for five days. She swallowed nervously.
The cell was deserted.
There had never been a police officer quite like Sergio Madi son, and he knew it.
Helen could feel her life slipping away.
Going to the planet was a bad idea. Miriam knew it was too late.
It was a wild, stormy winter night. Ramona lowered her gaze as she led the matador into the garage.
Bartholomew felt that the octopus was self-denying.
Jared was in the theatre. He had a spatula in his hand.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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