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Violet knew that the spin doctor was hearty.
Eliza-Jane opened the door to the laundry. She could not believe what she saw.
Fernando staggered in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Janet was delighted to be free.
The duck was on the loose. Peggy tried to remain calm.
Chester was in the attic. He had a magnifying glass in his hand.
The chemist opened the door, and led Dale inside.
Lord Chris was in one of his moods.
Beth could tell that Andrea was well-rounded. She opened the door to the studio.
Allison opened the door to the dungeon. She nodded to the physicist.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Andre took a bite of his banana.
It was a cold, moonlit night. Melinda scratched her hand as she led the farmer into the office.
Quizh shielded her eyes against the sun.
Someone had invited a cat to Christmas. Stephen knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a long way to the island. Fernando stopped and rubbed his hands together.
Dana had never been to the sea. She checked her watch.
When Cody arrived at Easter, Patsy rushed to see him.
It was a dark and stormy Saturday afternoon. Constance was down the well.
Ivan was the best fraudster who ever lived.
Laypo arose from slumber.
Daisy had invited a cheesemaker to her wedding. She knew what to do.
Charlene nodded to the beggar. It was going to be a fantastic afternoon.
Going to the hill was a foolhardy idea. Ralph scratched his hand.
After spending a night on a train, Marc was relieved to see his wife.
"It has to work," Gertrude told herself as she waited in the cafe.
Alfred straightened his hair.
Ella could feel her life slipping away.
Lord Hullminster was in one of his moods.
A sense of magic was in the air. Pauline opened the door.
Katie hoped that the jeweler was loving.
It started like any other night in the bakery. Dan chewed some gum.
For as long as Javier could remember, he'd wanted to be a terrorist.
Eduardo had been waiting for Howard for three days. He looked at the time.
When James arrived at his funeral, Raul stared in disbelief.
The library was full of smoke.
Esther could see that Audrey was distressed.
The goldfish was on the loose. Gilbert pretended not to notice.
Fernando walked into the office and glanced at Sherri. "You make me lie," he said.
The smoke coming from the studio made Jane hopeful.
Connie was delighted to be alive.
The sound of screaming children made Tiffany hesitant.
When Violet arrived at Easter, Anna rushed to see her.
Bobbie-Sue put down the guitar slowly.
Marcia had come to Rome prepared. She was here to meet the governor.
It was a long way to the desert. Eva stopped and took a sip of her merlot.
Beth was the best garbage collector who ever lived.
When David opened the door Mr. Pear son looked up from his book.
Elsie fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
There had never been a rabbi quite like Margaret Freeman, and she knew it.
Glynau shielded his eyes against the sun.
Veronica had invited a juggler to her grand opening. She knew what to do.
Vanessa opened the door to the dining room. The silence was overwhelming.
It was a fun Tuesday evening. Dana was in the bomb-shelter.
Going to the forest was a great idea. Jared struggled to breathe.
Micheal could tell that Jay was a programmer. He tried not to worry.
After spending a night in hospital, Stacey was relieved to see her home.
As soon as the funeral started, Joy rubbed her hands together.
Smoke was in the air. Clifford smiled knowingly.
Danielle was in the corner. She had a phone in her hand.
The attic was full of smoke.
Xauc arose from slumber.
For as long as Johnny could remember, he'd wanted to be a student.
The yodeler opened the door, and led Vera inside.
Jamie was suprised to be alone.
When the sun rose, Thomas knew it was time to find shelter.
Dana was farting. She nodded to the messenger.
Teresa felt that the octopus was discourteous.
Darryl could see that the comedian was preoccupied.
Micheal fumbled in the gloom. The walls were rough.
It was a typical night in the basement. Jorge took a sip of his piña colada.
When Carla arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone ignored her.
The smell coming from the waiting room made Anne hopeful.
Neil walked into the attic and looked at Brad. "You make me scream," he said.
Maurice opened the door to the studio. He grimaced.
Lady Krawham was waiting in the corridor.
The cheetah had escaped. Tracey panicked.
Lady Carole was eating in the bedroom.
"You deserve this," Jerry told himself as he waited in the bell-tower.
Jesus took a bite of his licorice twist. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
Jane was at the football stadium. She had a bouquet in her hand.
Timothy could see that Todd was a guitarist. He tried not to laugh.
It was a dull, insipid Friday night. Julia was at the pub.
Eric could see that Bernard was funny. He opened the door to the guest room.
Amanda had invited a tailor to Christmas. She knew what to do.
When Donald arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone gasped.
Anne could not hear anything.
Danielle had come to Beijing alone. She was here to meet the jeweler.
When Marcus opened the door Mr. Brooks looked up from his work.
Violet staggered in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
The sound of laughter made Jessica want to scream.
Deborah opened the door to the cell. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Colleen was angry that no one was coming to her party.
Someone had invited a cat to the wedding. Lorraine knew it wouldn't end well.
As soon as the grand opening started, Jay wanted a smoke.
Margaret was jumping. She raised her hands.
For as long as Herman could remember, he'd wanted to be a torturer.
Gail took a bite of her hot dog.
Juan could see that Everett was willful.
Leslie hoped that the giraffe was vulnerable.
Barry felt that the evangelist was delighted.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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