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The zebra was on the loose. Fernando panicked.
The bedroom was dark and oddly quiet.
The noises coming from the attic made Justin uneasy.
It was a dark, moonless Tuesday night. Tyler was in the deli.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Micheal was relieved to see his car.
Nancy walked into the laundry and glanced at Donald. "You make me itchy," she said.
As soon as the wedding started, Bobby enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
On Wednesday, Paula always made up a story.
For as long as Laurie could remember, she'd wanted to be a chemist.
Oscar was suprised to be floating.
Kirk put down the teddy bear nervously.
Gordon had come to the submarine prepared. He was here to meet the broker.
When Ralph arrived at his party, everyone fainted.
There had never been an archer quite like Sue Thomas, and she knew it.
"It's now or never," Kelly told herself as she waited at the travel agent.
Iarbuosys waited for the battle to begin.
Someone had invited a sheep to Easter. Martin knew what to do.
Rita opened the door to the kitchen. She had dreamed of this moment.
It was a typical evening. Freddie wiped the sweat from his brow as he led the beekeeper into the lobby.
Florence opened the door to the waiting room. She checked her watch.
Danielle knew it was too late.
Lady Terri was reading in the bathroom.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
If the mobster didn't arrive soon, Frank didn't know what he would do.
Going to the mountain was a nice idea. Joan checked her reflection.
Maurice was coming. He nodded to the assassin.
Alvin was the best mortician who ever lived.
It was a long way to the pond. Jerry stopped and swallowed nervously.
Mitchell had invited an architect to his grand opening. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Stella had never been to the river. She bit her fingernails.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Denise want to cry.
Tyrone was in the hospital. He had a can opener in his hand.
Allan could see that Mario was fatigued. He opened the door to the basement.
Jeanette closed her eyes and took a breath. It was going to be a long morning.
The kitten was on the prowl. Dennis tried to remain calm.
Shannon knew that Carol was coming to her party.
Courtney was delighted to be floating.
Jared could feel his heart beating.
Ann opened the door to the office. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Someone had invited a giraffe to Easter. Joan knew it wouldn't end well.
Wraneulyn Lovehammer raised his fist.
Denise hoped that Martha was inflamed.
It was a fun September afternoon. Sarah-Jane was in the shop.
Chris hoped that the fortune-teller was barbaric.
The bright light coming from the wardrobe made Hugh hopeful.
When Michele arrived at her wedding, everyone booed her.
Kathleen hoped that the chipmunk was thrilled.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Ian waited.
Penny was climbing. She snapped her fingers.
Jesmea leaned into the wind.
When Margie opened the door Mr. Thomas looked up from his book.
After spending a night on a train, Edwin was relieved to see his home.
Heather fumbled in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
Lynn was the best astronaut in town.
If the computer programmer didn't arrive soon, Wilma didn't know what she would do.
Going to the river was a good idea. Dianne chewed her lip.
Delores walked into the classroom and looked at Bertha. "You make me angry," she said.
Vickie had been expecting Rhonda for hours. She cracked open another beer.
For as long as Esther could remember, she'd wanted to be a record producer.
When rain stopped, Ella knew it was time to find shelter.
On Saturday, Catherine made up.
The attic was dark and oddly quiet.
Harvey crouched and tied his laces. It was going to be a tough night.
As soon as the party started, Kim took a sip of her daiquiri.
It was a typical January evening. Marcus took a bite of his celery stick as he led the yodeler into the garage.
Albert could tell that Leonard was an assassin. He tried not to worry.
Charlene opened the door to the lobby. She could not believe what she saw.
Ann was disappointed that Brandine was coming to Thanksgiving.
Danny could see that Keith was patient. He opened the door to the armory.
The chimpanzee had escaped. Ana pretended not to notice.
Joel wanted time to stand still.
Miriam was leaving. She struggled to breathe.
Salvador hoped that the scorpion was embarrassed.
Qiniem arose from slumber.
It was a bleak, wintery night. Ernest was in the shower.
It was a typical day in London. Velma took a long sip of her espresso.
Someone had invited a chicken to the party. Irene knew it wouldn't end well.
Glenda had never been to the woods. She took a bite of her slice of pizza.
Li Bonewalker raised his fist.
The sound of the alarm made Gene laugh.
When Duane arrived at Thanksgiving, Harold laughed.
Karl fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Jane was relieved to see her boss.
Ellen was delighted to be alone.
Theresa had invited a janitor to her wedding. She knew what to do.
The terrorist opened the door, and led Dwayne inside.
Arlene was the best carpenter in town.
As soon as the party started, Katie hoped for a miracle.
It was a long way to the mountain. Misty stopped and cracked open another beer.
Careash shielded her eyes against the light.
Beth had come to Athens alone. She was here to meet the mercenary.
Leonard put down the teddy bear carefully.
The smell coming from the bedroom made Charlie uneasy.
Sarah could see that Judith was a pilot. She tried not to worry.
Billy had been waiting for Troy for four hours. He took a bite of his icecream.
Freddie shuddered in anticipation. It was going to be a special morning.
It was a evening full of promise. George scratched his hand as he led the exterminator into the attic.
It was a snowy autumn night. Shelly was in the library.
Lori could tell that Myrtle was complaining. She opened the door to the bathroom.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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