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Jennifer opened the door to the conservatory. She questioned her plan.
Going to the woods was a good idea. Jimmy took a sip of his wine.
Casey had come to Johannesburg prepared. He was here to meet the magistrate.
There had never been an innkeeper quite like Roy Parker, and he knew it.
Alan walked into the guest room and glanced at Jonathan. "You make me tell the truth," he said.
If the translator didn't arrive soon, Jim didn't know what he would do.
It was a long way to the lake. Charles stopped and chewed his lip.
Lord Carl was reading in the closet.
Olga hoped that Sally was painstaking.
Presiu leaned into the wind.
Lady Ravenskirk was sitting in the living room.
The bright light coming from the bedroom made Casey hopeful.
Lady Eaglehithe was in one of her moods.
On Wednesday, Bessie always made a yurt.
Eileen was in the deli. She had a knife in her hand.
It was a magical summer afternoon. Sylvia was at the mall.
As soon as the grand opening started, Renee giggled to herself.
Rebecca was the best sailor who ever lived.
Ted knew that the octopus was erratic.
After spending a night on a plane, Fred was relieved to see his father.
When Michelle arrived at Easter, everyone embraced her.
Cory was delighted to be alive.
The library was a complete mess.
Paul opened the door to the chapel. His senses were overwhelmed.
It was a lazy Monday evening. Stacey enjoyed the feeling of freedom as she led the spy into the bedroom.
Doris felt that the juggler was disorganized.
Tommy had invited a shark to his funeral. He knew what to do.
Frederick had never been to the desert island. He took a bite of his burger.
Judith questioned her decision.
Jamie felt that Kurt was tough.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Pauline waited.
When the sun rose, Howard knew it was time to find shelter.
For as long as Mark could remember, he'd wanted to be an oracle.
"Today is the day," Nicole told herself as she waited in the deli.
It started like any other morning in Switzerland. Roland bit his fingernails.
When Nellie arrived at her grand opening, everyone stared in disbelief.
Stephanie went over the plan. It was going to be a tough day.
The panda had escaped. Casey pretended not to notice.
Brad fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Kristen could see that Thelma was selfless. She opened the door to the control room.
Felicia had been expecting Donna for five hours. She raised her hands.
The music coming from the bedroom made Alfred uneasy.
The ambassador opened the door, and led Gordon inside.
Steven felt that the camel was restrained.
Judith could tell that Doris was a police officer. She tried not to smile.
Mario could feel his life slipping away.
Theltiyre Doomjaw raised her fist.
Edgar was at the football stadium. He had a toothbrush in his hand.
It was a bright and starry night. William took a bite of his bread-stick as he led the carpenter into the wardrobe.
Patricia was relieved that everyone was coming to her grand opening.
Debbie was glowing. She crouched and tied her laces.
When Edwin arrived at his funeral, Misty laughed at him.
It was a misty evening. Alberto was in the deli.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Jon straightened his hair.
Going to the cave was a terrible idea. Bobbie-Sue smiled knowingly.
Someone had invited a puppy to Christmas. Javier knew it wouldn't end well.
Andy was delighted to be alive.
If the optometrist didn't arrive soon, Alfredo didn't know what he would do.
Charlie had come to Santa's workshop prepared. He was here to meet the bodyguard.
Esther closed her eyes and took a breath.
Phillip opened the door to the wardrobe. He had dreamed of this moment.
Arnold opened the door to the laundry. He took a long sip of his whiskey.
Cheryl was the best broker around.
"Just breathe," Oscar told himself as he waited behind the bikeshed.
Ellen walked into the bedroom and glanced at Natalie. "You make me glow," she said.
The barn was ready.
Ryan could tell that Larry was devious. He opened the door to the office.
The sound of polystyrene scraping made Cynthia want to cry.
The shop assistant opened the door, and led Dora inside.
Smoke was in the air. Marshall smiled knowingly.
Edwin hoped that Ken was individualistic.
Betty felt that the weaver was injured.
Juan had never been to the desert island. He whistled nonchalantly.
Tyler had invited an impersonator to his funeral. He knew the fun was about to begin.
It started like any other day in the cell. Pauline took a bite of her pickle.
Carla had been expecting Mary-Beth for four hours. She meditated.
Glenda could feel her life slipping away.
Jeff put down the apple nervously.
If the tax collector didn't arrive soon, Craig didn't know what he would do.
Walter was delighted to be alone.
After spending a night on the street, Dolores was relieved to see her husband.
Valerie had come to Cairo alone. She was here to meet the farmer.
When Margaret arrived at her party, Kathy fainted.
As soon as the grand opening started, Bradley took a long sip of his 7-up.
On Sunday, Lloyd always made an igloo.
When Eileen opened the door Mrs. Wright looked up from her work.
Caroline smiled knowingly.
Douglas was over the hill. He had a corkscrew in his hand.
The cook opened the door, and led Nicholas inside.
The sound of the lawnmower made Leslie laugh.
Lady Joanne was in one of her moods.
"Maybe no one will notice," David told himself as he waited under the bridge.
Brittany was cycling. She shuddered in anticipation.
The music coming from the bathroom made Antonio hopeful.
It was a typical afternoon in Spain. Jared closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Wrarsia leaned into the wind.
It was a hot August night. Miriam was at the concert.
Edgar opened the door to the office. He took a bite of his licorice twist.
There had never been a poet quite like Heather Morris, and she knew it.
For as long as Barry could remember, he'd wanted to be a yodeler.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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