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"No one suspects a thing," Edgar told himself as he waited behind the curtains.
The yak herder opened the door, and led Sarah inside.
When the sun rose, Rafael knew it was time to find shelter.
Gordon was the best archer who ever lived.
Shawn could tell that Fred was an executioner. He tried not to worry.
The library was locked.
June had invited a plumber to Christmas. She knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a bitterly cold winter evening. Myrtle was in the supermarket.
The noises coming from the bedroom made Carole hopeful.
There had never been a veterinarian quite like Maureen Adams, and she knew it.
When Dan opened the door Mr. Coleman looked up from his work.
If the poet didn't arrive soon, Frederick didn't know what he would do.
Wilma had been expecting Crystal for four days. She took a long sip of her juice.
Clarence walked into the garage and glanced at Ben. "You make me sing," he said.
Bob could see that the whale was energetic.
Jeanne had come to Heaven alone. She was here to meet the programmer.
Eddie was in the pantry. He had a stapler in his hand.
Charlie staggered in the gloom. The walls were rough.
On Tuesday, Mary-Lou made bread.
The sound of the seagulls made Laura angry.
Henry was acting. He took a bite of his carrot.
Tracey opened the door to the lounge room. The silence was overwhelming.
The alligator had escaped. Jay panicked.
Jeremy was delighted to be alive.
Edward opened the door to the dungeon. He shuddered in anticipation.
Jamie put down the candy-bar carefully.
Ben could tell that Jim-Bob was repressed. He opened the door to the office.
Leon nodded to the spy.
Jill knew that Colleen was hard working.
It was a bitterly cold October night. Julian set aside his Dr. Pepper as he led the poet into the attic.
When Sergio arrived at his wedding, everyone laughed.
The chicken sexer opened the door, and led Enrique inside.
Philip was glad that no one was coming to his funeral.
It was a long way to the volcano. Andrea stopped and whistled nonchalantly.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Brent opened the door.
"Just try not to cry," Marc told himself as he waited at the aquarium.
The smell coming from the basement made Norma hopeful.
Lord Dustketh was in one of his moods.
It was a evening full of promise. Beth was at the gate.
When Rita opened the door Mrs. Brown looked up from her work.
Corey hoped that the shark was enervated.
Mae felt that the firefighter was whimsical.
Virdeoria waited for the battle to begin.
Bonnie had been expecting Kim for four days. She bit her fingernails.
When the moon came up, Kimberly knew it was time to move on.
For as long as Samuel could remember, he'd wanted to be a dancer.
Lord Offendeep was waiting in the conservatory.
The sound of the drill made Kent angry.
Kurt was at the door. He had a gun in his hand.
Courtney opened the door to the cell. The silence was overwhelming.
After spending a night in jail, Emma was relieved to see her father.
Jack could see that Byron was a mobster. He tried not to worry.
On Friday, Kelly always made a kite.
Theodore felt that Jay was sorrowful.
The cow had escaped. Dustin tried to remain calm.
As soon as the grand opening started, Sarah rubbed her hands together.
Alvin walked into the corridor and glanced at Rafael. "You make me nervous," he said.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Antonio was delighted to be alive.
Going to the sea was a foolhardy idea. Gordon straightened his clothes.
It was a long way to the valley. Rene stopped and took a sip of his espresso.
Love was in the air. Kimberly opened the door.
Lady Langbeck was in one of her moods.
Mike had never been to the ocean. He checked his watch.
When Victoria arrived at her wedding, Holly laughed.
Curtis had come to the fairy grotto prepared. He was here to meet the beekeeper.
Philip fumbled in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Julia had invited a diplomat to her funeral. She knew what to do.
Marvin hoped that the kitten was argumentative.
The blacksmith opened the door, and led Arthur inside.
If the cab driver didn't arrive soon, Leon didn't know what he would do.
It was a morning full of promise. Cathy was at the casino.
Lord Gabriel was in one of his moods.
Reginald could see that the printer was completely normal.
Franklin put down the pickle carefully.
Jared was at the aquarium. He had a screwdriver in his hand.
Oitheitra shielded her eyes against the light.
The smoke coming from the bathroom made Lucy hopeful.
Gary chewed some gum.
When Joseph opened the door Mrs. Coleman looked up from her book.
There had never been a social worker quite like Maurice King, and he knew it.
When Patrick arrived at Christmas, Erica booed him.
Lawrence opened the door to the attic. He was afraid of what he might find.
Helen was delighted to be floating.
It started like any other day in the concert. Ben wanted a pill.
Grace was worried that everyone was coming to her wedding.
Bram waited for the battle to begin.
"Show no mercy," Terrance told himself as he waited at the aquarium.
Joanne hoped that Marlene was quaking.
Smoke was in the air. Alice opened the door.
Joel could feel his heart beating.
Maxine fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Ivan opened the door to the dining room. He enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Virginia was the best gladiator around.
For as long as Maria could remember, she'd wanted to be a photographer.
Connie felt that the chicken was incapable.
Suzanne could tell that Rebecca was youthful. She opened the door to the control room.
Clinton walked into the bathroom and looked at Kristin. "You make me worry," he said.
Cindy checked her watch.
As soon as Christmas started, Crystal straightened her clothes.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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