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The court jester opened the door, and led Larry inside.
For as long as Jay could remember, he'd wanted to be a gondolier.
Paula opened the door to the dungeon. She could not believe what she saw.
When Johnnie arrived at his grand opening, everyone fainted.
On Monday, Calvin always made room.
Iariu shielded her eyes against the blast.
It was a typical night in the office. Salvador looked at the time.
Todd fumbled in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Diana put down the bike carefully.
Eva hoped that Nellie was delicate.
Amanda was painting. She took a bite of her candy-bar.
After spending a night on a train, Shannon was relieved to see her boss.
Jane was the best innkeeper around.
The sound of the chainsaw made Anna hesitant.
If the goldsmith didn't arrive soon, Dolores didn't know what she would do.
Regina knew that Viola was coming to Christmas.
Someone had invited a snake to Thanksgiving. Evelyn knew what to do.
June could tell that Shirley was a judge. She tried not to smile.
The puppy was on the prowl. April tried to remain calm.
There had never been a guide quite like Charlotte Martin ez, and she knew it.
Terrance had come to Cairo alone. He was here to meet the miner.
Going to the river was a nice idea. Esther cracked open another beer.
A sense of magic was in the air. Julie waited.
It was a quiet Wednesday morning. Douglas was at the football stadium.
When Bobbie-Sue opened the door Mr. King looked up from his book.
Velma had invited a musician to her funeral. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Iat Blood-anvil raised her fist.
Johnny shuddered in anticipation.
It was a clear and cloudless April evening. Vera scratched her hand as she led the lumberjack into the barn.
Wallace could feel his heart beating.
Dwight opened the door to the laundry. He had dreamed of this moment.
Lord Jason was in one of his moods.
Gregory was delighted to be free.
Harold walked into the corridor and glanced at Erica. "You make me afraid," he said.
Sherri had never been to the gully. She took a bite of her bagel.
Lady Kinlaw was reading in the library.
As soon as Christmas started, Seth wanted to find peace.
Vivian was at the butcher. She had a hammer in her hand.
For as long as Alma could remember, she'd wanted to be a comedian.
When Vernon arrived at his funeral, everyone cried.
The basement was locked.
Ruben had been expecting Miguel for three days. He took a sip of his punch.
Someone had invited a dog to Thanksgiving. Jennie knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a long way to the sea. Jamie stopped and buttoned up his jacket.
When Steven arrived at Easter, everyone rushed to see him.
It was a typical day in the cafe. Jon wanted relief.
Allan could tell that Milton was educated. He opened the door to the lobby.
The sound of hammering made Alexander angry.
Irene knew that Judy was haughty.
Melinda had come to Switzerland alone. She was here to meet the innkeeper.
Lester was the best stonecutter bar none.
Florence opened the door to the bedroom. She took a bite of her apple.
It was a snowy afternoon. Elly-May was in the cathedral.
The burglar opened the door, and led Martin inside.
If the executioner didn't arrive soon, Joel didn't know what he would do.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Josephine told herself as she waited in the corner.
The music coming from the control room made Bob hopeful.
Kristen was screaming. She snapped her fingers.
Choirp shielded her eyes against the sun.
When Mae opened the door Mr. Campbell looked up from his book.
For as long as Dora could remember, she'd wanted to be an actor.
Crarao arose from slumber.
Esther could see that Sonia was an innkeeper. She tried not to worry.
It was a wintery summer morning. Alfred wanted to start over as he led the assassin into the attic.
Craig had invited a greengrocer to Easter. He knew the fun was about to begin.
The rat was on the prowl. Heather pretended not to notice.
Robin opened the door to the dining room. She was afraid of what she might find.
Julio could see that the panda was weary.
When Barry arrived at his funeral, everyone stared in disbelief.
Dennis had never been to the river. He took a bite of his burger.
Stephanie could see that the playwright was earnest.
The sound of the lawnmower made Regina want to cry.
When rain began, Ellen knew it was time to move on.
Jesse had come to the submarine alone. He was here to meet the cartoonist.
Clifton walked into the laundry and looked at Herbert. "You make me lie," he said.
Richard put down the umbrella nervously.
Ricardo ground his teeth. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
Lord Fullermain was waiting in the bathroom.
Mabel could see that Tara was persuasive.
After spending a night on a train, Arlene was relieved to see her boss.
When Ramona arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone booed her.
It was a busy November evening. Dianne was at the zoo.
Lord Wallace was reading in the wine cellar.
When Helen opened the door Mr. Davis looked up from his book.
There had never been a hunter quite like Jill Parker, and she knew it.
If the cartoonist didn't arrive soon, Jim-Bob didn't know what he would do.
Wayne opened the door to the bathroom. He hoped for a miracle.
Smoke was in the air. Darryl opened the door.
Vicki was suprised to be alone.
Louise opened the door to the lobby. She could not believe what she saw.
Keloi Sin-anvil raised her shield.
It started like any other morning in the travel agent. Erika put down her saké.
"No one will ever know," Roland told himself as he waited in the office.
Ellen fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Snobu waited for the battle to begin.
As soon as the wedding started, Deanna nodded to the teacher.
The seagull was on the prowl. Peggy knew exactly what to do.
Tamara could tell that Arlene was educated. She opened the door to the chapel.
Bobby was at the gate. He had a candy-bar in his hand.
It was a typical day in the bedroom. Allan took a long sip of his ale.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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