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Zhouthas Worldwind raised his sword.
When Christian arrived at Christmas, everyone gasped.
Someone had invited a crocodile to Thanksgiving. Beverly knew what to do.
For as long as Regina could remember, she'd wanted to be a pickpocket.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
It was a beautiful afternoon. Ramon was in the closet.
Elsie had come to Istanbul alone. She was here to meet the barber.
Grace could tell that Tanya was a fisher. She tried not to smile.
When Bobbie-Sue arrived at her wedding, Don booed her.
Albert knew that the duck was young.
Lena struggled to breathe. It was going to be a special morning.
If the make-up artist didn't arrive soon, Max didn't know what he would do.
It was a long way to the swamp. Todd stopped and took a bite of his muffin.
George had been waiting for Daniel for five hours. He rubbed his hands together.
Debbie put down the skateboard nervously.
When Howard opened the door Mrs. Baker looked up from her work.
Joel knew that Manuel was exciting.
Jim-Bob opened the door to the attic. He could not believe what he saw.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Miriam sucked her teeth.
Jose had invited a turtle to Easter. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Daisy could tell that Dianne was unrestrained. She opened the door to the dining room.
The smoke coming from the kitchen made Melvin hopeful.
Jamie had never been to the desert. He picked up his burger.
It was a typical morning in the barn. Donna closed her eyes and took a breath.
On Sunday, Fred made peace.
After spending a night on the street, Nina was relieved to see her home.
When the sun rose, Jill knew it was time to sleep.
Elly-May hoped that the record producer was stupid.
A sense of magic was in the air. Ralph smiled knowingly.
Nathaniel hoped that Eric was coming to Thanksgiving.
Kristen walked into the pantry and looked at Marian. "You make me dance," she said.
Susan was the best meteorologist bar none.
For as long as Amber could remember, she'd wanted to be a scout.
The sound of laughter made Tracey angry.
Oscar could not feel anything.
Kelly was down the well. She had a credit card in her hand.
Mary-Lou knew that the pig was fun-loving.
There had never been a wedding planner quite like Hugh Parker, and he knew it.
Clara knew that Kim was satisfied.
Eric was shining. He set aside his magnifying glass.
Going to the river was a great idea. Victoria chewed some gum.
Cassandra staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
As soon as Christmas started, Terrence took a bite of his muffin.
If the antique dealer didn't arrive soon, Alfredo didn't know what he would do.
The percussionist opened the door, and led Lee inside.
Someone had invited a zebra to the party. Wilma knew what to do.
It was a quiet June evening. Kevin meditated as he led the animal trainer into the outhouse.
Tommy had come to the escape-pod prepared. He was here to meet the security guard.
When Lillian arrived at her wedding, everyone welcomed her.
It started like any other night in the skateboard park. Jenny gripped her stapler.
Karl was relieved that Michael was coming to his funeral.
Starsi arose from slumber.
After spending a night in jail, Marjorie was relieved to see her car.
Juanita had invited a tiger to her party. She knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a bright and starry December night. Fred was in the library.
When Fernando arrived at Thanksgiving, Rene laughed.
The bee had escaped. Erik tried to remain calm.
Jesus was suprised to be alone.
Lady Shipdell was in one of her moods.
Darryl had been waiting for Jimmie for six days. He whistled nonchalantly.
The sound of laughter made Samuel want to cry.
Betty could tell that Stacey was a criminal. She tried not to laugh.
Ruben opened the door to the laundry. He was afraid of what he would find.
The smoke coming from the lounge room made Corey uneasy.
Arlene was in the museum. She had a gun in her hand.
Spermie Heartwreath raised her fist.
Greg could tell that Dave was single-minded. He opened the door to the library.
When wolves began to howl, Cecil knew it was time to sleep.
Megan was the best dentist bar none.
Cody could feel his heart beating.
Elmer knew that the exterminator was stiff.
As soon as Easter started, Terry wiped the sweat from his brow.
There had never been an inventor quite like Valerie HernĂ¡nd ez, and she knew it.
Going to the woods was a nice idea. Walter lit a cigarette.
It was a beautiful Monday evening. Amber questioned her decision as she led the animal trainer into the garage.
The carver opened the door, and led Yvonne inside.
Claudia hoped that Sonia was ridiculous.
Evelyn put down the teddy bear slowly.
Ben was delighted to be free.
Sylvia had never been to the gully. She enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Lady Ashfoss was eating in the pantry.
Rita was climbing. She bit her fingernails.
Caroline had come to Heaven alone. She was here to meet the truck driver.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Warren stopped and rubbed his hands together.
Someone had invited a fly to Thanksgiving. Glenn knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a beautiful Sunday morning. Sidney was in the shop.
When Neil arrived at his funeral, Alan fainted.
"It's now or never," George told himself as he waited in the deli.
On Friday, Lee always made bread.
Grace was the best guard bar none.
Priscilla could see that the raccoon was cooperative.
Joe staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
When Danielle opened the door Mr. Parker looked up from his book.
Donald opened the door to the office. He could not believe what he saw.
When Rebecca arrived at her grand opening, Philip welcomed her.
Marian could feel her heart beating.
Uonue Timerunner raised his axe.
If the jockey didn't arrive soon, Amanda didn't know what she would do.
Georgia could see that Sheila was a criminal. She tried not to smile.
Glynumin shielded his eyes against the blast.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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