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The sound of dogs barking made Ida want to scream.
When Judy opened the door Mr. Cooper looked up from his book.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Johnnie wanted a sandwich.
Agnes had never been to the beach. She took a bite of her muffin.
Joe was paying. He chuckled to himself.
Anne could not see anything.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Glen could see that Herbert was devious.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Jill was relieved to see her boss.
Bob opened the door to the outhouse. The stench was unbearable.
Walter could tell that Jeremy was proud. He opened the door to the laundry.
The lounge room was spotless.
Margaret chewed some gum.
Tim knew that the lion was delicate.
The raccoon was on the prowl. Don knew exactly what to do.
Someone had invited a goldfish to the funeral. Caroline knew what to do.
It was a long way to the river. Agnes stopped and buttoned up her jacket.
For as long as Roberto could remember, he'd wanted to be a construction worker.
Bernard had come to Japan prepared. He was here to meet the security guard.
Leslie opened the door to the attic. He meditated.
Corey was in the hair salon. He had a bottle in his hand.
Cindy had been expecting Lauren for six hours. She hoped for a miracle.
Andrea hoped that Beverly was coming to her party.
The music coming from the bedroom made Bob hopeful.
"Patience is a virtue," Kyle told himself as he waited in the corner.
There had never been a matador quite like Matthew Williams, and he knew it.
It was a typical evening in the library. Christopher took a long sip of his cocktail.
It was a brilliant Friday evening. Marvin wanted a friend as he led the writer into the bathroom.
Julia was suprised to be alone.
Sarah had invited a sleuth to Easter. She knew it wouldn't end well.
The sound of the blender made Don want to cry.
It was a evening full of promise. Alan was in the temple.
It started like any other morning in the bridge. Eileen took a long sip of her rum and coke.
Psoarn shielded his eyes against the sun.
Nerimeurick Goldmaker raised her fist.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Shawn opened the door.
Rose was the best historian around.
If the surgeon didn't arrive soon, Penny didn't know what she would do.
When Marie arrived at her funeral, Jessie gasped.
Rene opened the door to the waiting room. He could not believe what he saw.
When Rosa opened the door Mrs. Sanch ez looked up from her book.
Johnny felt that the private detective was disrespectful.
As soon as the party started, Bobbie checked her reflection.
Ramon could feel his heart beating.
When Diane arrived at her wedding, Patricia laughed at her.
Sidney put down the umbrella nervously.
Edgar walked into the cell and looked at Timothy. "You make me laugh," he said.
The lion was on the prowl. Tina panicked.
It was a cool afternoon. Everett enjoyed the feeling of power as he led the wedding planner into the library.
Alma had invited a kitten to her funeral. She knew what to do.
"This is crazy," Derek told himself as he waited over the fence.
For as long as Loretta could remember, she'd wanted to be a sound technician.
Mae felt that Madison was injured.
The office was dark and oddly quiet.
Julie had never been to the sea. She picked up her chocolate milkshake.
Lady Wilma was sitting in the conservatory.
Jim-Bob was paying. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Russell took a long sip of his rum and coke. It was going to be a long evening.
Terri fumbled in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
If the astronaut didn't arrive soon, Kathy didn't know what she would do.
Lady Langmain was eating in the garage.
Someone had invited a cheetah to the party. Michelle knew it wouldn't end well.
Off shielded her eyes against the sun.
The athlete opened the door, and led Morris inside.
Pamela was relieved that no one was coming to her wedding.
When rain stopped, Gina knew it was time to run.
It was a long way to the swamp. Brian stopped and looked at the time.
Angela opened the door to the guest room. The smell was surprisingly pleasant.
Roland was suprised to be free.
When Allison arrived at her grand opening, everyone embraced her.
Armando bit his fingernails.
Timothy could see that the tortoise was wronged.
It was a hot Saturday afternoon. Virginia was in the deli.
The monkey was on the loose. Jeff panicked.
Evelyn was in the playground. She had a bottle in her hand.
As soon as the wedding started, Erika wiped the sweat from her brow.
Kristin hoped that the percussionist was kind.
Lady Kingham was in one of her moods.
It was a cold, moonlit night. Douglas snapped his fingers as he led the cab driver into the bedroom.
Tina had been expecting Yolanda for six hours. She crouched and tied her laces.
Jeffery put down the apple slowly.
Stella was moving. She shrugged.
Kirk had come to Moscow alone. He was here to meet the missionary.
On Saturday, Vickie always made believe.
Going to the sea was a bad idea. Brandine closed her eyes and took a breath.
Georgia could see that Brandy was arrogant. She opened the door to the garage.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Oscar was relieved to see his boss.
Jim-Bob could see that Juan was sweaty.
It was a long way to the ocean. Gordon stopped and twiddled his thumbs.
Byron fumbled in the darkness. The walls were damp.
"It's almost over," Ramona told herself as she waited in the hospital.
Cecil opened the door to the guest room. He cracked open another beer.
The smoke coming from the cell made Erika uneasy.
When Mattie opened the door Mrs. Clark looked up from her book.
Packe waited for the battle to begin.
When Mae arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone laughed.
Dave was relieved that Roberto was coming to Christmas.
There had never been a cobbler quite like Violet Adams, and she knew it.
For as long as Jerome could remember, he'd wanted to be a guru.
Gwendolyn swallowed nervously. It was going to be a long night.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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