The Improbot app for Android is now available -- Improbot on Google Play.
Random Opening Lines (x 100)
Terri put down the sandwich nervously.
It was a crisp Thursday night. Wayne was in the kitchen.
Earteecry leaned into the wind.
Floyd had invited a busker to Thanksgiving. He knew what to do.
Leonard hoped for a miracle. It was going to be a special evening.
Pamela was disappointed that no one was coming to her grand opening.
Weuver shielded his eyes against the sun.
Jacqueline was standing. She enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
On Thursday, Roberta always made kimchi.
Gertrude had never been to the lake. She straightened her clothes.
Someone had invited a lion to Christmas. Howard knew what to do.
Elsie closed her eyes and took a breath.
Marvin opened the door to the walk-in freezer. The smell was surprisingly pleasant.
Terry fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
When Katherine opened the door Mrs. Carter looked up from her book.
When wolves began to howl, Lillie knew it was time to run.
Mark hoped that the dietician was ritualistic.
If the psychiatrist didn't arrive soon, Dora didn't know what she would do.
For as long as Dianne could remember, she'd wanted to be an entrepreneur.
The smoke coming from the bedroom made Samuel uneasy.
Xoffuadol Spiritwave raised his sword.
There had never been a thief quite like Eduardo Parker, and he knew it.
Lord Estshire was in one of his moods.
The control room was full of smoke.
When Laura-May arrived at her grand opening, everyone fainted.
After spending a night on a plane, Annie was relieved to see her car.
It was a long way to the island. Mabel stopped and scratched her hand.
Kristina knew that Denise was courteous.
Smoke was in the air. Shelly smiled knowingly.
Mary-Beth was suprised to be floating.
Griayn arose from slumber.
Kristen had invited a goldfish to Easter. She knew it wouldn't end well.
The swan had escaped. Charlene pretended not to notice.
Jim hoped that the cat was unfathomable.
On Thursday, Rafael made noises.
Julia was relieved that no one was coming to her funeral.
Cheryl was paying. She nodded to the ninja.
Marilyn opened the door to the dungeon. The odour was unbearable.
The sound of the motorbike made Eric want to cry.
The greengrocer opened the door, and led Amy inside.
Lisa walked into the kitchen and glanced at Anne. "You make me worry," she said.
Joe had never been to the peak. He rubbed his hands together.
It was a typical day in Athens. Sergio hoped for a miracle.
It was a bleak, wintery Saturday morning. Angel took a sip of his 7-up as he led the deputy into the cell.
Dolores could tell that Thelma was vacuous. She opened the door to the dining room.
For as long as Nellie could remember, she'd wanted to be a receptionist.
Lord Roberto was eating in the chapel.
"It has to work," Tyrone told himself as he waited down the well.
There had never been a magistrate quite like April White, and she knew it.
It was a long way to the planet. Linda stopped and snapped her fingers.
Daniel had come to New York alone. He was here to meet the DJ.
When Julian opened the door Mrs. Morris looked up from her book.
Juanita lit a cigarette. It was going to be a fantastic night.
When Ralph arrived at Easter, Wilma rushed to see him.
Harvey hoped for a miracle.
Luis could see that Theodore was disciplined.
If the surgeon didn't arrive soon, Laurie didn't know what she would do.
Carol could see that Maxine was a hypnotist. She tried not to smile.
It was a dull, insipid afternoon. Cathy was in the prison.
As soon as the grand opening started, Felix whistled nonchalantly.
Jesse staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Lord Folmagh was sitting in the attic.
Natalie was the best spy who ever lived.
Brenda opened the door to the garage. The smell was overwhelming.
Going to the sea was a good idea. Martin enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Love was in the air. Bobbie opened the door.
Salvador had been waiting for Darrell for six hours. He took a long sip of his chai.
Teresa felt that the dogcatcher was oppressed.
On Friday, Bobbie-Sue made a movie.
When the moon came up, Mike knew it was time to move on.
Shirley was delighted to be alone.
"It's now or never," Don told himself as he waited at the door.
Glen knew that no one was coming to his funeral.
Lord Appleford was in one of his moods.
Reev leaned into the wind.
Stella opened the door to the waiting room. She wanted to find peace.
Lady Minnie was reading in the basement.
For as long as Roberta could remember, she'd wanted to be an exterminator.
If the architect didn't arrive soon, Alexander didn't know what he would do.
Ruby had come to the escape-pod prepared. She was here to meet the torturer.
When Allen arrived at his party, Don laughed.
Lisa wiped the sweat from her brow.
There had never been a watchmaker quite like Becky Jones, and she knew it.
The ambassador opened the door, and led Jeanette inside.
Wanda could tell that Irene was malicious. She opened the door to the cell.
It was a long way to the lake. Manuel stopped and took a long sip of his beer.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Lorraine fumbled in the darkness. The walls were rough.
The dining room was ready.
Sonia opened the door to the wardrobe. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Wayne could feel his heart beating.
On Tuesday, Carla always made magic.
Ramon hoped that the priest was pained.
Cory could see that the badger was victimized.
It was a brilliant Sunday morning. Gilbert hoped for a miracle as he led the entrepreneur into the dungeon.
Sheila chewed her lip. It was going to be a special afternoon.
Mattie was jumping. She lowered her gaze.
Javier put down the candy-bar carefully.
Jose walked into the stable and looked at Dianne. "You make me succeed," he said.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
5102050100500More coming soon! Make suggestions on the Improbot Facebook page.