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Beatrice cracked open another beer.
Bernard had come to Antarctica prepared. He was here to meet the cameraman.
When Ruben arrived at Thanksgiving, Carl fainted.
Terri had been expecting Tina for days. She took a bite of her sandwich.
The wizard opened the door, and led Angel inside.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
As soon as the party started, Julian took a long sip of his chocolate milk.
Someone had invited a rat to Christmas. Agnes knew what to do.
Myrtle hoped that the kitten was paternalistic.
Gordon could see that Vernon was impractical.
Lord Darrell was in one of his moods.
For as long as Denise could remember, she'd wanted to be a chemist.
On Monday, Lorraine made a sound.
Monica put down the sandwich carefully.
Ron walked into the attic and looked at Nellie. "You make me run," he said.
Hazel staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
There had never been a detective quite like Juanita Allen, and she knew it.
Timothy had never been to the desert. He meditated.
Janice opened the door to the wine cellar. She took a long sip of her ale.
Wholdia Mindwright raised her shield.
Sally felt that the veterinarian was spontaneous.
Patricia knew that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
Brett had invited a pony to his wedding. He knew the fun was about to begin.
When Carlos opened the door Mr. Washington looked up from his book.
"It has to work," Erin told herself as she waited in the theatre.
Patsy could see that Tiffany was a magician. She tried not to worry.
Gilbert opened the door to the guest room. The silence was overwhelming.
The attic was full of smoke.
After spending a night under a bridge, Nicole was relieved to see her wife.
As soon as the party started, Anita questioned her decision.
Thomas had been expecting Darrell for two days. He crouched and tied his laces.
When rain stopped, Joel knew it was time to find shelter.
It was a long way to the forest. David stopped and rubbed his hands together.
Florence could feel her life slipping away.
Going to the desert was a great idea. Jeremy ground his teeth.
Love was in the air. Carmen waited.
If the pawnbroker didn't arrive soon, Carl didn't know what he would do.
The dolphin was on the prowl. Shawn knew exactly what to do.
Ivan knew that the frog was relaxed.
Carole had come to Santa's workshop prepared. She was here to meet the geologist.
When Earl arrived at his funeral, everyone embraced him.
Ron put down the ball carefully.
Ross could tell that Jesse was observant. He opened the door to the library.
Nellie was losing. She looked at the time.
Maxine took a bite of her carrot.
It was a sad Sunday afternoon. Lydia was at the aquarium.
Aaron set aside his phone. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
When Byron arrived at Easter, David stared in disbelief.
Glyniab arose from slumber.
The smell coming from the kitchen made Dale hopeful.
Carlos was angry that everyone was coming to his party.
Billy-Bob had never been to the cave. He took a bite of his celery stick.
After spending a night in jail, Betty was relieved to see her husband.
Brenda staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
For as long as Johnny could remember, he'd wanted to be a judge.
The basement was dark and oddly quiet.
As soon as Christmas started, Rosa twiddled her thumbs.
Ella was the best flight attendant around.
Bryan was suprised to be alone.
On Thursday, Micheal always made popcorn.
When Maureen opened the door Mrs. Thomas looked up from her book.
It was a magical April afternoon. Lynn scratched her hand as she led the terrorist into the barn.
The sound of the waterfall made Renee laugh.
Chester was at the skateboard park. He had a flower in his hand.
Beverly could see that the chipmunk was gallant.
When the sun rose, Warren knew it was time to find shelter.
It was a typical afternoon in the observatory. Jay giggled to himself.
Balael shielded her eyes against the blast.
If the scout didn't arrive soon, Wendy didn't know what she would do.
Marian struggled to breathe.
"Dare to dream," Cynthia told herself as she waited at the travel agent.
Floyd could see that Miguel was spirited. He opened the door to the bedroom.
The monkey was on the loose. Bertha knew exactly what to do.
Arlene hoped that the beautician was intelligent.
Going to the forest was a good idea. Maria ground her teeth.
Brandine opened the door to the corridor. The silence was overwhelming.
It was a long way to the desert island. Antonio stopped and nodded to the security guard.
When Keith arrived at his funeral, Cassandra booed him.
Eatuo waited for the battle to begin.
Henry was the best winemaker around.
For as long as Tracy could remember, she'd wanted to be an interrogator.
The smell coming from the guest room made Angela uneasy.
Leonard was worried that everyone was coming to his party.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Clifford smiled knowingly.
It was a cold, moonlit September night. Laura-May was in the hair salon.
Audrey was suprised to be floating.
Darlene staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
There had never been a saxophonist quite like Jeff Wat son, and he knew it.
It was a typical day in the casino. Brandine took a bite of her bread-stick.
As soon as Christmas started, Nathan rubbed his hands together.
The dictator opened the door, and led Katrina inside.
When the moon came up, Allan knew it was time to sleep.
Allison walked into the classroom and looked at Eduardo. "You make me wet," she said.
When Tommy arrived at Easter, everyone fainted.
Edwin opened the door to the cell. He checked his reflection.
Kay had come to Antarctica alone. She was here to meet the guitarist.
It was a clear November night. Emma checked her watch as she led the illustrator into the cloakroom.
Fred had been waiting for Charles for four hours. He whistled nonchalantly.
Gruatodom shielded his eyes against the sun.
It was a long way to the river. Roberta stopped and wanted to find peace.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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