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Lady Dora was in one of her moods.
For as long as Darryl could remember, he'd wanted to be a writer.
Jacob was on the porch. He had a candy-bar in his hand.
Georgia had been expecting Leona for six hours. She nodded to the boatbuilder.
After spending a night on a train, Bessie was relieved to see her home.
Jo-Ellen staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Lord Tillybex was in one of his moods.
Roberta was the best translator in town.
Amber had invited a lion to her party. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Everett opened the door to the laundry. The stench was overwhelming.
When Clarence arrived at his wedding, everyone rushed to see him.
Someone had invited a bee to Christmas. Teresa knew the fun was about to begin.
There had never been a terrorist quite like Samuel Brooks, and he knew it.
Lord Dale was sitting in the kitchen.
Io arose from slumber.
Sherry was choosing. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
Briu shielded his eyes against the sun.
Ricardo knew that Franklin was determined.
Ivan had never been to the creek. He scratched his hand.
On Thursday, Peter made a robot.
When the moon came up, Julian knew it was time to move on.
June shrugged. It was going to be a tough night.
Tony was suprised to be floating.
When Vincent opened the door Mr. Thomas looked up from his work.
As soon as Easter started, Dora cracked open another beer.
The sound of the seagulls made Shirley hesitant.
The barn was deserted.
Gregory wiped the sweat from his brow.
The fox was on the loose. Jorge tried to remain calm.
Alexander had invited a crow to his grand opening. He knew what to do.
It was a magical evening. Craig chewed his lip as he led the guitarist into the bathroom.
It was a typical day in the train station. Leslie took a bite of his pickle.
It was a bleak, wintery morning. Norman was in the deli.
The smoke coming from the conservatory made Marlene hopeful.
Kelly opened the door to the armory. His senses were overwhelmed.
The historian opened the door, and led Eugene inside.
When Neil arrived at his wedding, everyone gasped.
Sherry put down the muffin carefully.
Vincent was in the food court. He had a pink highlighter in his hand.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Cheryl told herself as she waited at the bus stop.
Ida walked into the guest room and glanced at Peggy. "You make me happy," she said.
Kenneth had been waiting for Lee for three days. He snapped his fingers.
On Sunday, Elsie made a robot.
Ricky staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
There had never been a herbalist quite like Jennie Martin, and she knew it.
Speurzi shielded his eyes against the blast.
When Bradley arrived at his funeral, everyone rushed to see him.
Lady Geraldine was in one of her moods.
Someone had invited an alligator to Thanksgiving. Marion knew it wouldn't end well.
Greg was the best inventor around.
Clara hoped that the drug dealer was crafty.
The laundry was spotless.
Lance was singing. He went over the plan.
Gabriel could tell that Tony was lonely. He opened the door to the bedroom.
Praurferia Soulburner raised her fist.
Tamara had come to Johannesburg prepared. She was here to meet the missionary.
Beverly could tell that Becky was a sound technician. She tried not to worry.
Norma was suprised to be free.
It was a long way to the beach. Leslie stopped and questioned his decision.
The sound of the squeak toy made Jessica angry.
Bartholomew opened the door to the lounge room. He took a bite of his bagel.
Adrian opened the door to the waiting room. The silence was overwhelming.
If the police officer didn't arrive soon, Floyd didn't know what he would do.
Violet took a long sip of her beer. It was going to be a long day.
Mattie knew that the puppy was imaginative.
Nicholas lowered his gaze.
It was a dark, moonless Sunday night. Kelly was in the shop.
It was a wintery July night. Keith scratched his hand as he led the physicist into the cloakroom.
When the sun rose, Tyler knew it was time to sleep.
It started like any other afternoon in the prison. Clyde chewed his lip.
Vicki put down the spring-roll nervously.
Gladys walked into the lounge room and looked at Maria. "You make me want to shout," she said.
Melanie had never been to the creek. She wanted a friend.
Jessica could not hear anything.
When Sidney arrived at Easter, everyone rushed to see him.
Eolduase arose from slumber.
On Sunday, Caroline always made up.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Bernice was shining. She gripped her flute.
Geraldine was delighted to be floating.
Kristin could see that the impersonator was thoughtless.
Someone had invited a giraffe to Thanksgiving. Victoria knew what to do.
The classroom was ready.
Going to the valley was a bad idea. Tamara bit her fingernails.
Eva was the best computer programmer who ever lived.
As soon as the party started, Charlotte took a long sip of her diet Pepsi.
Lady Constance was sitting in the bathroom.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Felicia opened the door.
Sharon opened the door to the stable. She could not believe what she saw.
The sound of the seagulls made Thelma want to cry.
Laurie was in the shop. She had a corkscrew in her hand.
Daryl knew that Theodore was earthy.
The lizard was on the loose. Myrtle panicked.
Jim-Bob opened the door to the office. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
For as long as Allan could remember, he'd wanted to be a bodyguard.
Kelly lit a cigarette. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
After spending a night on a train, Victoria was relieved to see her boss.
Troy could see that the pig was foolish.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Joan hoped that Carmen was coming to Easter.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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