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It started like any other morning in the hair salon. Maurice picked up his plate.
Seth had invited an alligator to Christmas. He knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
For as long as Clifton could remember, he'd wanted to be a detective.
Walter hoped that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
It was a snowy winter morning. Tom was on the shelf.
There had never been a winemaker quite like Lawrence Jones, and he knew it.
Micheal had never been to the lake. He took a bite of his bratwurst.
When Patrick arrived at Easter, Annie laughed at him.
The kangaroo had escaped. Priscilla panicked.
Nathan walked into the office and glanced at Marc. "You make me feel good," he said.
Dolores was growing. She smiled.
Connie felt that the cat was closed off.
Danny was in the waiting room. He had a gun in his hand.
Amanda could tell that Kathryn was vulnerable. She opened the door to the library.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Jenny waited.
Lady Ravensmain was in one of her moods.
Brychiu leaned into the wind.
As soon as Christmas started, Catherine chewed some gum.
Lord Gabriel was in one of his moods.
On Thursday, Jordan made friends.
Rosemary buttoned up her jacket.
The closet was ready.
It was a crisp Friday morning. Tina bit her fingernails as she led the mason into the wardrobe.
"Just breathe," Michelle told herself as she waited at the aquarium.
When the moon came up, Adrian knew it was time to run.
The noises coming from the outhouse made Duane hopeful.
Virgil wanted to find peace. It was going to be a long day.
Nellie was relieved that everyone was coming to Christmas.
Vincent staggered in the gloom. The walls were rough.
Julie was suprised to be free.
Bobbie opened the door to the dungeon. The odour was overwhelming.
The dog had escaped. Nicholas pretended not to notice.
After spending a night in jail, Anthony was relieved to see his husband.
It was a clear and cloudless night. Alice was at the football stadium.
Phyllis had been expecting Tamara for four hours. She took a bite of her fishcake.
When Randall opened the door Mrs. Smith looked up from her work.
Dwight could not hear anything.
When Miguel arrived at his wedding, everyone gasped.
When Leah arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone ignored her.
Kay was the best court jester around.
As soon as the grand opening started, Clarence hoped for a miracle.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Lee had never been to the desert. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
Felicia felt that the guard was perfectionist.
The hairdresser opened the door, and led Megan inside.
Evelyn had come to Heaven alone. She was here to meet the philanthropist.
It was a long way to the beach. Joan stopped and sucked her teeth.
Nellie opened the door to the bedroom. She nodded to the security guard.
Andre was at the wax museum. He had a chocolate milk in his hand.
Lady Erin was in one of her moods.
If the mason didn't arrive soon, Stanley didn't know what he would do.
Lori swallowed nervously. It was going to be a long afternoon.
When rain began, Teresa knew it was time to sleep.
Patrick put down the chair carefully.
Dustin could tell that Freddie was pained. He opened the door to the lobby.
The smell coming from the library made Steven uneasy.
Love was in the air. Anthony looked at the time.
On Saturday, Alfred made popcorn.
Ronald closed his eyes and took a breath.
There had never been an athlete quite like Cody Martin, and he knew it.
Kevin was suprised to be free.
It was a cool April morning. Toni was in the bushes.
Christopher had been expecting Gilbert for six days. He wanted to sing.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Joann was relieved to see her home.
Melvin opened the door to the basement. The odour was unbearable.
It was a dark and lonely night. Henry struggled to breathe as he led the pawnbroker into the barn.
Katherine was disappointed that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
The chapel was locked.
When Kelly arrived at her party, everyone welcomed her.
Micheal knew that the giraffe was high-spirited.
When Elsie opened the door Mrs. Thomas looked up from her book.
The sound of the blender made Mario angry.
Gwendolyn was the best thief bar none.
As soon as Christmas started, Margie chewed some gum.
Josephine was calling. She crouched and tied her laces.
Lady Georgia was eating in the laundry.
Lynn had invited an accountant to Thanksgiving. She knew what to do.
"Maybe no one will notice," Glen told himself as he waited outside the window.
The smell coming from the kitchen made Wallace hopeful.
On Tuesday, Daryl always made kimchi.
Grace could see that Olga was tidy. She opened the door to the chapel.
Moroo shielded her eyes against the blast.
Wendy could feel her life slipping away.
When the moon came up, Jennifer knew it was time to run.
Steven felt that the shop assistant was abrasive.
Rarzei Timewave raised her sword.
Joe had never been to the reef. He went over the plan.
When Arnold arrived at his funeral, Myrtle rushed to see him.
The chef opened the door, and led Duane inside.
Someone had invited a seagull to the grand opening. Norma knew it wouldn't end well.
After spending a night in the airport, Toni was relieved to see her boss.
Jane put down the celery stick slowly.
It was a clear and cloudless April morning. Vivian was in the lighthouse.
Deanna hoped that everyone was coming to Easter.
Yvonne fumbled in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Valerie had been expecting Amber for days. She giggled to herself.
It was a clear fall morning. Bryan straightened his hair as he led the athlete into the barn.
Norman had come to Hell alone. He was here to meet the director.
Joseph could not hear anything.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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