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On Thursday, Jim-Bob always made out.
The attic was dark and oddly quiet.
Tonya had invited a zebra to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
The director opened the door, and led Alan inside.
Lady Kinminster was sitting in the library.
Louis had never been to the valley. He wanted to be alone.
Peggy opened the door to the laundry. The silence was overwhelming.
When Stanley opened the door Mrs. Carter looked up from her book.
After spending a night on a train, Matthew was relieved to see his husband.
"Show no mercy," Frederick told himself as he waited outside the window.
Marcia knew that the carpenter was loving.
Tara hoped that Jessie was misguided.
Aurtua shielded her eyes against the blast.
Allison could tell that Diana was a candlemaker. She tried not to laugh.
Qinierk Fleshcleaner raised his fist.
Christian smiled knowingly. It was going to be a tough day.
Tanya was delighted to be floating.
As soon as the funeral started, Carole smiled.
Johnny had come to Heaven alone. He was here to meet the social worker.
David walked into the lobby and looked at Rebecca. "You make me shiver," he said.
It was a wintery night. Wallace was in the attic.
When the moon came up, Alice knew it was time to find shelter.
The snake was on the loose. Warren tried to remain calm.
When Ron arrived at his wedding, Alexander booed him.
If the priest didn't arrive soon, Charlene didn't know what she would do.
When Alicia arrived at Christmas, everyone fainted.
Scott was in the supermarket. He had a pair of scissors in his hand.
Francis had been expecting Floyd for three hours. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
The sound of the lawnmower made Bill want to scream.
Brett had never been to the gully. He ground his teeth.
On Saturday, Wilma made trouble.
It was a long way to the river. Shirley stopped and struggled to breathe.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Leonard opened the door.
Heather opened the door to the kitchen. She had dreamed of this moment.
Claude could tell that Patrick was passive. He opened the door to the garage.
When Toni opened the door Mrs. Washington looked up from her book.
Lord Max was in one of his moods.
"It has to work," Marshall told himself as he waited behind the bikeshed.
Irma had come to Switzerland alone. She was here to meet the impersonator.
The philanthropist opened the door, and led Barbara inside.
It was a busy Monday evening. Audrey closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette as she led the undertaker into the pantry.
As soon as the wedding started, Juanita wanted one last chance.
Someone had invited a dog to the funeral. Irene knew the fun was about to begin.
Grace knew that Toni was subtle.
There had never been a DJ quite like Aaron Miller, and he knew it.
Ashley put down the bike carefully.
It was a typical morning in the football stadium. Mike took a long sip of his tomato juice.
Katrina opened the door to the dungeon. She took a bite of her icecream.
Chris could tell that Leonard was a welder. He tried not to feel intimidated.
The dining room was ready.
It was a brilliant autumn morning. Nicole was in the bell-tower.
David ground his teeth. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
Kent fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Ben was the best ninja in town.
When the sun rose, Wilma knew it was time to sleep.
Brett walked into the living room and glanced at George. "You make me angry," he said.
The music coming from the laundry made Leroy uneasy.
Angel had been expecting Luis for six days. He looked at the time.
Glynoos shielded his eyes against the light.
Javier had come to the lighthouse prepared. He was here to meet the dancer.
Sean opened the door to the dining room. He was afraid of what he would find.
Balae arose from slumber.
Lois hoped that the locksmith was invulnerable.
When Ricky opened the door Mrs. Martin looked up from her work.
Kelly was at the concert. He had a toothbrush in his hand.
On Friday, Jonathan always made it up.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Barbara was relieved to see her mother.
Ruben hoped that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
As soon as the party started, Lillian smiled knowingly.
Allen could see that Curtis was a beggar. He tried not to smile.
Someone had invited a goldfish to the grand opening. Stella knew what to do.
Edith went over the plan.
"Maybe no one will notice," Gene told himself as he waited over the hill.
The closet was flooded.
Angel could feel his heart beating.
A sense of magic was in the air. Angela opened the door.
Agnes felt that the cat was noncompetitive.
If the ventriloquist didn't arrive soon, Glen didn't know what he would do.
For as long as Roy could remember, he'd wanted to be a bandit.
The crow had escaped. Calvin pretended not to notice.
Marcia staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Kristina opened the door to the laundry. She took a bite of her pickle.
There had never been an exterminator quite like Viola Adams, and she knew it.
Going to the beach was a foolhardy idea. Laurie raised her hands.
Deanna had never been to the reef. She took a long sip of her Pepsi.
When Kathleen arrived at her funeral, Margaret cried.
Carole had been waiting for Becky for hours. She went over the plan.
Claudia had invited a monkey to Easter. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Catherine opened the door to the kitchen. The silence was overwhelming.
Mattie could see that Lynn was courteous. She opened the door to the living room.
Ramon was suprised to be floating.
When the moon came up, Lucille knew it was time to run.
The music coming from the bathroom made Cory uneasy.
Samantha was down the well. She had a flower in her hand.
Floyd was the best guide bar none.
Lois could tell that Alma was a butcher. She tried not to laugh.
It was a chilly winter afternoon. Gwendolyn was behind the tree.
As soon as the grand opening started, Marlene checked her watch.
Clayton put down the chair carefully.
Christy hoped that the turtle was pure.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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