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Lord Lumlaw was sitting in the dining room.
The chicken had escaped. Vicki pretended not to notice.
Cathy fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
Dora opened the door to the closet. The stench was unmistakable.
As soon as Easter started, Ricardo took a bite of his licorice twist.
When rain stopped, Marilyn knew it was time to move on.
Sandra hoped that Jenny was high-handed.
Danny was the best captain around.
Cecil could see that the pig was cold.
Neil had never been to the swamp. He went over the plan.
"It has to work," Martha told herself as she waited in the bushes.
There had never been a priest quite like Grace Kit son, and she knew it.
It was a hot afternoon. Marshall chewed his lip as he led the comedian into the closet.
The bright light coming from the bedroom made Ernest uneasy.
After spending a night in hell, Ida was relieved to see her husband.
Brian walked into the garage and looked at Manuel. "You make me sad," he said.
Lord Dunmagh was in one of his moods.
Myrtle opened the door to the basement. She struggled to breathe.
Lillian could see that Jill was willing. She opened the door to the outhouse.
When Denise opened the door Mr. Campbell looked up from his book.
It was a typical afternoon in the library. Gene lit a cigarette.
It was a damp October afternoon. Evelyn was at the door.
Connie was sitting. She giggled to herself.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
For as long as Mabel could remember, she'd wanted to be a dogcatcher.
Heidi raised her hands. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
Brent was under the bed. He had a fork in his hand.
When Claire arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone ignored her.
When the moon came up, Stephanie knew it was time to sleep.
On Friday, Melanie made soup.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Arlene stopped and put down her gun.
Becky had never been to the lake. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
Casey had come to the moon prepared. He was here to meet the beekeeper.
Ann had invited a penguin to her party. She knew it wouldn't end well.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Jack smiled knowingly.
Clifford fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Going to the woods was a terrible idea. Glenn snapped his fingers.
Kyle opened the door to the office. His senses were overwhelmed.
Anne was delighted to be alone.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Lillian was relieved to see her car.
Betty grimaced.
It was a wild, stormy Tuesday night. Melvin looked at the time as he led the undertaker into the wine cellar.
Lord Samuel was eating in the library.
Constance was the best peddlar in town.
As soon as the funeral started, Suzanne checked her reflection.
The penguin was on the loose. Ethel tried to remain calm.
Lord Armando was in one of his moods.
When Ana arrived at Easter, Mae laughed.
Henry was disappointed that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
Tammy walked into the dining room and glanced at Rafael. "You make me want to shout," she said.
Max had been waiting for Carl for four days. He took a bite of his hot dog.
The bedroom was covered in blood.
For as long as Vincent could remember, he'd wanted to be a sheepshearer.
The smell coming from the waiting room made Clayton uneasy.
When Christina opened the door Mrs. Brooks looked up from her book.
It was a fun Wednesday afternoon. Andy was at the door.
Heather felt that the saxophonist was kind.
When the sun rose, Holly knew it was time to find shelter.
Bernice was driving. She chewed some gum.
Janice had come to Hong Kong alone. She was here to meet the drummer.
Carla could see that Anna was a juggler. She tried not to smile.
It was a long way to the desert. Heidi stopped and took a long sip of her tomato juice.
Sidney was in the park. He had a can opener in his hand.
The air traffic controller opened the door, and led Lillian inside.
After spending a night in jail, Don was relieved to see his father.
On Monday, Ruth always made a list.
Bobby had never been to the island. He looked at the time.
Thue Spiritgrinder raised her axe.
Someone had invited a shark to Christmas. Norman knew it wouldn't end well.
Shannon put down the doll carefully.
Darrell could tell that Lloyd was young. He opened the door to the guest room.
Eliza-Jane was the best court jester in town.
Janice hoped that Janet was phlegmatic.
Lewis was delighted to be floating.
Rick enjoyed the feeling of anticipation. It was going to be a fantastic night.
When Anthony arrived at his party, Oscar laughed.
The sound of screaming children made Ramon want to cry.
If the spin doctor didn't arrive soon, Shane didn't know what he would do.
For as long as Madison could remember, she'd wanted to be a coroner.
Going to the planet was a terrible idea. Brian wanted food.
Maureen was shrinking. She closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Lisa had been expecting Hilda for four hours. She swallowed nervously.
The noises coming from the living room made Agnes hopeful.
It was a gloomy Wednesday morning. Lois was at the mall.
Arlene staggered in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
When Robin arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed at her.
Joel had invited a rabbit to his party. He knew what to do.
There had never been a comedian quite like Marilyn Allen, and she knew it.
George had never been to the woods. He took a bite of his bagel.
Alberto opened the door to the chapel. The stench was unbearable.
Herman put down the umbrella slowly.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Hazel waited.
The clockmaker opened the door, and led Judith inside.
It was a bleak, wintery - Months night. Kristin checked her reflection as she led the beggar into the lobby.
Dorothy could feel her heart beating.
Marlene knew that the dog was skeptical.
The kitten had escaped. Andre knew exactly what to do.
Hector felt that the chef was desperate.
When Stacey arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone fainted.
"No one suspects a thing," Samuel told himself as he waited around the corner.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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