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As soon as Thanksgiving started, Billy took a long sip of his Guinness.
When Ida arrived at her funeral, everyone fainted.
Cindy could see that the taxi-driver was cynical.
Thelma could feel her life slipping away.
It was a fun Tuesday afternoon. Gregory was at the wax museum.
Clinton opened the door to the conservatory. He raised his hands.
Douglas could not see anything.
Bobbie-Sue was the best pharmacist bar none.
Wranoarn Moonmaker raised his axe.
Stephen was suprised to be alone.
Lady Wealdthorpe was sitting in the outhouse.
Kelao waited for the battle to begin.
It was a long way to the peak. Gail stopped and grinned.
Tommy could see that Jim was delicate.
Gloria had been expecting Melissa for hours. She shrugged.
Going to the swamp was a good idea. Brian enjoyed the feeling of power.
Diana walked into the kitchen and looked at Tonya. "You make me wet," she said.
Stephanie could see that the duck was stupid.
Someone had invited a fly to Christmas. Valerie knew the fun was about to begin.
Leonard could see that Ricardo was a librarian. He tried not to smile.
When Bonnie arrived at her wedding, Joy rushed to see her.
Peggy was at the butcher. She had a notepad in her hand.
The smoke coming from the basement made Freddie uneasy.
"It has to work," Viola told herself as she waited in the kitchen.
Ron had come to Switzerland prepared. He was here to meet the carpenter.
The dining room was ready.
Oostuo shielded his eyes against the light.
There had never been a police officer quite like Ruben Brooks, and he knew it.
On Friday, Larry made it work.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Francisco took a sip of his tea.
Alfredo opened the door to the office. He could not believe what he saw.
Robert opened the door to the studio. He enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Alma was delighted to be floating.
The moose was on the prowl. Mae knew exactly what to do.
Julia put down the candy-bar slowly.
Martin had never been to the sea. He ground his teeth.
Kay was disappointed that everyone was coming to her grand opening.
It was a dark and stormy September afternoon. Teresa was in the theatre.
Evelyn could feel her life slipping away.
Russell had invited a chimpanzee to his wedding. He knew the fun was about to begin.
For as long as Toni could remember, she'd wanted to be a tax collector.
Jo could not see anything.
Bartholomew could see that Glen was inflamed. He opened the door to the barn.
Jimmie felt that Dennis was despairing.
Someone had invited a crocodile to Thanksgiving. Jeremy knew the fun was about to begin.
If the comedian didn't arrive soon, Debra didn't know what she would do.
Lord Mathew was in one of his moods.
Karl hoped that the penguin was tasteless.
Kyle was in the shop. He had a toothbrush in his hand.
On Saturday, Tracey always made magic.
The sound of the alarm made Rodney hesitant.
Lady Audrey was waiting in the cloakroom.
It was a long way to the cave. Jaime stopped and cracked open another beer.
The studio was locked.
There had never been a scout quite like Bruce Baker, and he knew it.
As soon as the grand opening started, Jackie put down her spatula.
A sense of magic was in the air. Brenda opened the door.
Erik had come to the end of the rainbow prepared. He was here to meet the computer programmer.
Dave could see that Jerry was a guitarist. He tried not to laugh.
Carolyn bit her fingernails.
Connie put down the bike nervously.
When Jesse arrived at his funeral, Johnny gasped.
The locksmith opened the door, and led Milton inside.
When Robin opened the door Mrs. Adams looked up from her book.
Deanna opened the door to the garage. She ground her teeth.
After spending a night on a plane, Melinda was relieved to see her mother.
Jennie could feel her life slipping away.
Jo was whispering. She enjoyed the feeling of power.
Karen opened the door to the studio. She was afraid of what she might find.
Stephen felt that Randy was plodding.
If the scout didn't arrive soon, Regina didn't know what she would do.
Perry was angry that everyone was coming to his wedding.
It was a clear Friday night. Sonia lit a cigarette as she led the builder into the kitchen.
When Clayton arrived at his grand opening, everyone embraced him.
Clarence had never been to the ocean. He looked at the time.
Going to the pond was a great idea. Jack lowered his gaze.
Lynn was under the bridge. She had a Mountain Dew in her hand.
Wayne was the best politician around.
Smoke was in the air. Elmer waited.
On Saturday, Henry always made sure.
It was a typical day in the office. Johnny closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
It was a long way to the desert. Yvonne stopped and shuddered in anticipation.
The sound of dogs barking made Christina hesitant.
For as long as Joseph could remember, he'd wanted to be a spy.
Arlene could tell that Dorothy was a paramedic. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Melvin knew that the interpreter was graceless.
Jared was suprised to be free.
Frank could see that Gordon was predictable. He opened the door to the sauna.
It was a bitterly cold morning. Sherri was in the nuclear power-plant.
As soon as the grand opening started, Arnold gripped his wrench.
Someone had invited a moose to the funeral. Carmen knew the fun was about to begin.
Charles was missing. He shrugged.
The spy opened the door, and led Ron inside.
Denise knew that the frog was inspired.
Heather opened the door to the dining room. She had dreamed of this moment.
After spending a night on the street, Lori was relieved to see her wife.
Anita fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
The bright light coming from the wine cellar made Miriam uneasy.
Vickie put down the kebab nervously.
The garage was dark and oddly quiet.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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