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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
It was a brilliant Thursday evening. Everett was in the closet.
The thief opened the door, and led Nicholas inside.
For as long as Agnes could remember, she'd wanted to be a minister.
When rain stopped, Hilda knew it was time to find shelter.
There had never been an artist quite like Patrick Cooper, and he knew it.
Angela was relieved that everyone was coming to Easter.
The bathroom was dark and oddly quiet.
When Karen arrived at Christmas, everyone welcomed her.
Marie was the best messenger bar none.
Vickie could tell that Nancy was an astronaut. She tried not to smile.
After spending a night in hell, Paul was relieved to see his wife.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Cody opened the door.
Brenda was under the bridge. She had a phone in her hand.
It was a long way to the island. Darlene stopped and took a long sip of her Bud Light.
Gabriel grimaced.
As soon as the party started, Georgia closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
If the surgeon didn't arrive soon, Eddie didn't know what he would do.
Terri had been waiting for Bobbie-Sue for five hours. She enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
The bright light coming from the garage made Reginald uneasy.
Cynthia knew that Christy was morbid.
Derrick opened the door to the bathroom. The odour was surprisingly pleasant.
It was a typical afternoon in the lounge room. Lucille questioned her plan.
When Jeremy opened the door Mrs. Law son looked up from her work.
Kristen had come to the palace alone. She was here to meet the geologist.
Peoun Goldburner raised his shield.
The ant was on the loose. Jimmy pretended not to notice.
Stephanie snapped her fingers. It was going to be a special morning.
Timothy fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
"You can do this," Joan told herself as she waited in the park.
When wolves began to howl, Christy knew it was time to find shelter.
The sound of the violin made Patrick want to cry.
Diana was painting. She put down her Heineken.
Kathy put down the ukulele slowly.
The lounge room was dark and oddly quiet.
Neil was delighted to be floating.
Lord Clifford was in one of his moods.
Roger was the best deputy who ever lived.
As soon as Christmas started, Georgia lit a cigarette.
After spending a night in hospital, Jeffery was relieved to see his wife.
Going to the woods was a terrible idea. Eugene ground his teeth.
The pawnbroker opened the door, and led Michael inside.
Someone had invited a dog to Thanksgiving. Marlene knew it wouldn't end well.
Greo shielded her eyes against the blast.
When Yvonne arrived at her funeral, everyone fainted.
Jenny took a sip of her martini.
Willie felt that the pony was liberated.
Judith had invited a puppy to Christmas. She knew what to do.
It was a long way to the beach. Alan stopped and lowered his gaze.
Nicholas had come to Athens prepared. He was here to meet the mercenary.
Peggy opened the door to the dining room. Her senses were overwhelmed.
When Roger opened the door Mr. Harris looked up from his book.
The lion was on the loose. Tyrone knew exactly what to do.
Mike walked into the wardrobe and looked at Claude. "You make me afraid," he said.
Krisaerb leaned into the wind.
It was a hot afternoon. June was under the bed.
Kyle knew that the cosmonaut was puritanical.
Ken took a bite of his apple. It was going to be a long morning.
Sidney put down the ball nervously.
Fernando was suprised to be floating.
The smoke coming from the outhouse made Javier uneasy.
It was a typical afternoon in Antarctica. Priscilla raised her hands.
Harold was the best flight attendant around.
On Thursday, Billy made amends.
Carolyn fumbled in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
It was a rain-swept spring morning. Jean wanted to sing as she led the priest into the corridor.
A sense of magic was in the air. Mike looked at the time.
As soon as the wedding started, Hazel laughed to herself.
When wolves began to howl, Chester knew it was time to find shelter.
Penny took a bite of her fishcake.
There had never been a butler quite like Cathy Davis, and she knew it.
Eric could see that Russell was a chemist. He tried not to smile.
Salvador had been waiting for Eddie for five days. He bit his fingernails.
Carole had never been to the river. She cracked open another beer.
For as long as Jenny could remember, she'd wanted to be a criminal.
Lord Bexworthy was in one of his moods.
Walter knew that no one was coming to his wedding.
Geraldine had invited a lemur to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Jeffrey could not feel anything.
"You can do this," Carl told himself as he waited in the cathedral.
Naomi hoped that the welder was driven.
Hoebe arose from slumber.
It was a long way to the river. Jimmy stopped and closed his eyes and took a breath.
Armando knew that Sidney was terrible.
Melissa put down the skateboard slowly.
It was a cold, moonlit Monday night. Claire was in the hair salon.
Someone had invited a kitten to Easter. Martha knew it wouldn't end well.
If the diver didn't arrive soon, Chad didn't know what he would do.
Steve bit his fingernails.
The cat had escaped. Andrew panicked.
On Sunday, Herman always made joy.
Joseph could feel his life slipping away.
Edna could tell that Myrtle was panicked. She opened the door to the conservatory.
Jenny grinned. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
It was a typical day in the theatre. Diana tried to hide.
When Rachel arrived at her wedding, everyone ignored her.
The music coming from the basement made Adrian uneasy.
Wilma walked into the library and looked at Jessica. "You make me tired," she said.
After spending a night in jail, Julie was relieved to see her home.
Brenda had invited a donkey to her grand opening. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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