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If the magician didn't arrive soon, Ian didn't know what he would do.
It was a snowy Sunday evening. Franklin was at the mall.
The otter was on the loose. Christine knew exactly what to do.
Ramon put down the icecream slowly.
There had never been a painter quite like Kristina Adams, and she knew it.
Jessica had been waiting for Leona for four hours. She wanted time to stand still.
When Dawn opened the door Mrs. Davis looked up from her book.
Micheal knew that the make-up artist was mealymouthed.
Sheila had never been to the beach. She giggled to herself.
Toni was at the wax museum. She had a fork in her hand.
It was a rain-swept morning. Jo twiddled her thumbs as she led the conductor into the attic.
Anne had invited a tax collector to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Salvador knew that Charles was coming to Easter.
As soon as the grand opening started, Tony took a bite of his bread-stick.
A sense of magic was in the air. Thomas smiled knowingly.
The sound of the parrot squawking made Allen hesitant.
The noises coming from the walk-in freezer made Stephanie uneasy.
Lorraine was suprised to be free.
Ricky opened the door to the studio. He took a sip of his Jack Daniels.
When rain stopped, Dora knew it was time to find shelter.
When Terrence arrived at his party, Dale cried.
When Jaime arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed at him.
Connie could tell that Tiffany was a herbalist. She tried not to worry.
After spending a night in jail, Brenda was relieved to see her home.
Brittany was the best rabbi bar none.
Kristin questioned her decision. It was going to be a tough morning.
The office was deserted.
The knight opened the door, and led Jared inside.
Someone had invited a goat to the wedding. Mildred knew what to do.
Jack picked up his bouquet.
It was a hot and humid spring night. Keith was behind the tree.
It was a long way to the bay. Martha stopped and checked her phone.
Felix fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Melinda could feel her life slipping away.
Mabel had been waiting for Marilyn for five days. She smiled knowingly.
Willie hoped that the hippopotamus was unlucky.
Going to the peak was a terrible idea. Gordon closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
When Leona opened the door Mrs. Washington looked up from her book.
Smoke was in the air. Rachel waited.
Thelma was leaving. She scratched her hand.
Douglas was delighted to be alone.
Constance had come to Brazil alone. She was here to meet the air traffic controller.
Rose could tell that Mary-Jo was greedy. She opened the door to the lobby.
Bertha hoped that no one was coming to her funeral.
Tony felt that the carpenter was monstrous.
Melissa opened the door to the bedroom. The silence was overwhelming.
Thawou Lifegazer raised her sword.
It was a morning full of promise. Marlene snapped her fingers as she led the chief of police into the basement.
Christy had never been to the woods. She chewed her lip.
Billie knew it was too late. It was going to be a special morning.
As soon as the wedding started, Bertha grimaced.
There had never been a chef quite like Brent Wright, and he knew it.
For as long as Antonio could remember, he'd wanted to be a watchmaker.
The sound of the squeak toy made Michele want to scream.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
Tim closed his eyes and took a breath.
Smoshuor shielded his eyes against the blast.
When Willie arrived at his party, everyone embraced him.
Billy walked into the waiting room and looked at Marsha. "You make me run," he said.
Robert was the best cook bar none.
Going to the woods was a foolhardy idea. Roy took a sip of his egg nog.
Maxine opened the door to the barn. She lowered her gaze.
Cynthia had invited a turtle to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
If the historian didn't arrive soon, Anita didn't know what she would do.
Caroline was whistling. She knew it wasn't too late.
Lord Kevin was in one of his moods.
Mary-Jo hoped that Sarah-Jane was unappreciative.
Arthur could see that the lion was irritated.
Ken felt that the bartender was expedient.
Hugh could see that Ben was sly. He opened the door to the kitchen.
Glen could not see anything.
Jeff put down his spoon. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
The closet was dark and oddly quiet.
Lord Miguel was waiting in the bedroom.
Stacey had been expecting Bonnie for hours. She enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
The dolphin had escaped. Viola tried to remain calm.
Ereac leaned into the wind.
Gene opened the door to the basement. His senses were overwhelmed.
The nanny opened the door, and led Ross inside.
Troy was delighted to be free.
Bartholomew was in the prison. He had a key in his hand.
Shawn was the best garbage collector who ever lived.
Nicole had come to London prepared. She was here to meet the plumber.
When Calvin opened the door Mr. Walker looked up from his work.
Smoke was in the air. Jay smiled knowingly.
After spending a night on a train, Eugene was relieved to see his husband.
It was a typical morning in the office. Adrian took a bite of his apple.
It was a night full of promise. Darlene was in the hospital.
When Rosa arrived at Easter, Brandy laughed at her.
Franklin could see that Jordan was money-minded. He opened the door to the barn.
If the air traffic controller didn't arrive soon, Leon didn't know what he would do.
On Saturday, Greg made love.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
Wreundo shielded her eyes against the sun.
Harry hoped that Erik was extreme.
Luis knew that the cheetah was enigmatic.
Dana staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
Someone had invited a tortoise to Thanksgiving. Christopher knew the fun was about to begin.
The seal was on the prowl. Jeanne panicked.
It started like any other morning in the chapel. Agnes buttoned up her jacket.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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