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Lord Warren was in one of his moods.
Naomi put down the kite carefully.
When Milton opened the door Mrs. Pér ez looked up from her work.
After spending a night on the street, Karen was relieved to see her home.
Beth cracked open another beer. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
Marcus had come to America prepared. He was here to meet the doctor.
There had never been an animal trainer quite like Herman Lewis, and he knew it.
When Stanley arrived at his funeral, Brian gasped.
Jenny opened the door to the closet. The smell was surprisingly pleasant.
When the sun rose, Patsy knew it was time to move on.
A sense of magic was in the air. Claudia waited.
Yelou Deathwyrm raised her fist.
It was a chilly fall night. Stacy was in the garden.
Going to the woods was a bad idea. Sidney checked his reflection.
The music coming from the classroom made Lillian uneasy.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
On Sunday, Harry always made the world better.
Someone had invited a zebra to the wedding. Michele knew it wouldn't end well.
Janet could see that the lamb was lazy.
Susan could tell that Sally was a carver. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Brandine wanted a hot dog.
The dungeon was flooded.
Brenda fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
As soon as Easter started, Julian checked his watch.
Marcus knew that Willard was coming to his grand opening.
Gwendolyn was falling. She whistled nonchalantly.
Lady Pontlow was eating in the bathroom.
It was a cool Saturday night. Vivian crouched and tied her laces as she led the writer into the walk-in freezer.
Daniel knew that Peter was phlegmatic.
Regina was on the shelf. She had a hairbrush in her hand.
Jenny had come to the fairy grotto alone. She was here to meet the blacksmith.
Sidney opened the door to the wine cellar. His senses were overwhelmed.
It was a long way to the volcano. Leah stopped and took a sip of her macchiato.
Lady Ashkeld was in one of her moods.
When Carla arrived at Christmas, everyone cried.
For as long as Vicki could remember, she'd wanted to be a lawyer.
Lord Roland was sitting in the outhouse.
The assassin opened the door, and led Everett inside.
Eric had never been to the river. He chewed some gum.
Sarah-Jane had invited a cat to her funeral. She knew what to do.
Someone had invited a spider to the grand opening. Morris knew the fun was about to begin.
Jennie had been expecting Arlene for three hours. She snapped her fingers.
When rain began, Frances knew it was time to run.
Veronica questioned her decision. It was going to be a tough morning.
When Dave opened the door Mr. Stuart looked up from his book.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
The sound of snoring made Christine laugh.
Ida could see that Madison was groovy. She opened the door to the barn.
It was a dull, insipid morning. Victor was at the bakery.
Morua arose from slumber.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Lisa smiled knowingly.
Cathy was delighted to be free.
Michele staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
Thelma could not feel anything.
Todd could feel his life slipping away.
If the astronaut didn't arrive soon, Cassandra didn't know what she would do.
There had never been a fisher quite like Sue Jones, and she knew it.
Alex could see that Bill was a game show host. He tried not to worry.
Irma had come to the fort alone. She was here to meet the carver.
When Francis arrived at his grand opening, Hector fainted.
Emily was in the corner. She had a can opener in her hand.
The smoke coming from the pantry made Mario hopeful.
The tiger was on the prowl. Heidi tried to remain calm.
When Gina arrived at Christmas, Derrick embraced her.
After spending a night in the airport, Troy was relieved to see his husband.
Jessica had never been to the waterfall. She took a bite of her bread-stick.
As soon as Easter started, Alan smiled.
Lance felt that the dolphin was humble.
When wolves began to howl, Laurie knew it was time to run.
Someone had invited a wolf to the party. Anne knew the fun was about to begin.
Sheila felt that Elaine was hard working.
Lois opened the door to the lounge room. The smell was unmistakable.
On Saturday, Randy always made the team.
It was a beautiful afternoon. Salvador was under the bed.
It was a long way to the woods. Heidi stopped and scratched her hand.
Christy felt that the nurse was grieved.
Lauren knew that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
Lady Krawdon was in one of her moods.
The court jester opened the door, and led Melissa inside.
When Felicia arrived at Christmas, Constance fainted.
Jean could tell that Tonya was a sound technician. She tried not to feel intimidated.
It was a clear November afternoon. Bernice smiled knowingly as she led the beautician into the basement.
Lance put down the banana carefully.
Benjamin was the best spy who ever lived.
Virginia giggled to herself.
Arnold walked into the garage and glanced at Minnie. "You make me feel lonely," he said.
The sound of the faucet dripping made Erin angry.
Anna had invited a courier to her wedding. She knew what to do.
When rain began, Philip knew it was time to move on.
Norma could feel her life slipping away.
There had never been an engineer quite like Allen Baker, and he knew it.
For as long as Elly-May could remember, she'd wanted to be a shop assistant.
The lion was on the prowl. Mike panicked.
Robin staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
The noises coming from the kitchen made Howard uneasy.
Josephine had been expecting Jeanne for three hours. She shuddered in anticipation.
Jennifer was in the observatory. She had a flower in her hand.
Teresa opened the door to the living room. She lit a cigarette.
After spending a night under a bridge, Gina was relieved to see her wife.
On Friday, Martin always made joy.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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