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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
It was a bright and starry December night. James lit a cigarette as he led the cameraman into the attic.
Kenneth felt that Daryl was enervated.
The wine cellar was the perfect location.
When Franklin opened the door Mr. Parker looked up from his book.
As soon as the grand opening started, Ernest looked at the time.
Robert put down the chair carefully.
Tom snapped his fingers. It was going to be a long afternoon.
Theodore had come to England alone. He was here to meet the dictator.
Diuno shielded her eyes against the light.
Going to the swamp was a nice idea. Sarah raised her hands.
Steve opened the door to the laundry. The silence was overwhelming.
Tyler had never been to the pond. He took a sip of his cider.
There had never been a meteorologist quite like Andy Young, and he knew it.
Reginald staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
The sound of the car horn made Janice angry.
When Peter arrived at Easter, Leslie gasped.
Love was in the air. Franklin smiled knowingly.
Daniel hoped that no one was coming to his grand opening.
On Saturday, Eliza-Jane always made love.
It was a calm, yet eerie night. Keith was behind the bikeshed.
The taxi-driver opened the door, and led Michele inside.
Viriu leaned into the wind.
Constance had invited a sniper to Thanksgiving. She knew what to do.
When Richard arrived at his wedding, everyone laughed at him.
Joseph could see that the whale was solemn.
After spending a night on a plane, Kelly was relieved to see his father.
Janice walked into the office and glanced at Jo. "You make me afraid," she said.
The noises coming from the conservatory made Aaron hopeful.
Ruben could see that Basil was a lawyer. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Andrew had been expecting Fernando for two days. He took a sip of his cappuccino.
Curtis cracked open another beer.
Samantha lit a cigarette. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
Going to the sea was a terrible idea. Casey enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
When wolves began to howl, Audrey knew it was time to sleep.
Someone had invited a dog to the funeral. Gertrude knew what to do.
As soon as the grand opening started, Nicole knew it wasn't too late.
Lord Johnnie was in one of his moods.
The panda was on the loose. Jackie knew exactly what to do.
If the taxidermist didn't arrive soon, Ricky didn't know what he would do.
It was a long way to the desert. Sam stopped and shrugged.
Lester knew that the pilot was woeful.
When Viola arrived at her party, Joyce gasped.
There had never been an oracle quite like Kristin Baker, and she knew it.
It was a magical morning. Louis chewed some gum as he led the monk into the guest room.
Aaron was growing. He ground his teeth.
Ramon was in the pantry. He had a spoon in his hand.
Christy staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
It was a typical evening in the bikeshed. Nelson checked his phone.
The cell was spotless.
Lady Freinwick was waiting in the outhouse.
Kimberly was the best ditch digger in town.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
Willie could tell that Martha was fixed. She opened the door to the wardrobe.
Gurlue shielded his eyes against the sun.
Philip opened the door to the attic. He could not believe what he saw.
The sound of the lawnmower made Wallace laugh.
Beatrice had never been to the beach. She chewed some gum.
Megan felt that the cat was ticklish.
Rosa was delighted to be floating.
It was a clear and cloudless Sunday morning. Michelle was at the aquarium.
The smell coming from the garage made Clyde uneasy.
Blismeadom Spacesong raised his sword.
Geraldine had come to the moon prepared. She was here to meet the bandit.
When Ted arrived at his grand opening, Denise laughed at him.
Chad had been waiting for Jon for four hours. He gripped his apple.
Leah had invited a puppy to her wedding. She knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a long way to the volcano. Lucy stopped and took a long sip of her rum and coke.
Gilbert hoped that no one was coming to his funeral.
The blacksmith opened the door, and led Elaine inside.
When Terrence opened the door Mr. Miller looked up from his book.
It was a damp autumn evening. Karen sucked her teeth as she led the bartender into the wine cellar.
When the moon came up, Shelly knew it was time to run.
Jenny was in the mirror. She had a toothbrush in her hand.
Going to the mountain was a nice idea. Manuel chewed some gum.
The chipmunk was on the loose. Mathew knew exactly what to do.
The library was spotless.
Judith walked into the waiting room and glanced at Carole. "You make me hot," she said.
If the swimming coach didn't arrive soon, Jaime didn't know what he would do.
Robert whistled nonchalantly. It was going to be a long evening.
Anita opened the door to the bedroom. The silence was overwhelming.
The sound of the bagpipes made Herman want to cry.
It was a evening full of promise. Antonio was in the supermarket.
As soon as the funeral started, Jane struggled to breathe.
Jenny felt that the wolf was reactive.
Isaac could tell that Peter was a sailor. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Someone had invited a chicken to Thanksgiving. Greg knew the fun was about to begin.
Clinton opened the door to the barn. He took a bite of his banana.
Mark felt that Eric was reassured.
Louise was the best garbage collector bar none.
After spending a night on a train, Kyle was relieved to see his boss.
Francisco had never been to the gully. He checked his watch.
Etcheorwyn shielded his eyes against the sun.
There had never been an actor quite like Sara Tremblay, and she knew it.
When Patsy opened the door Mr. Adams looked up from his book.
Debra was leaving. She wanted a cigarette.
The diver opened the door, and led Mike inside.
Fred took a bite of his cracker.
Laurie was delighted to be floating.
Beth was at the wax museum. She had a Gatorade in her hand.
It was a quiet Thursday afternoon. Chad took a sip of his wine as he led the painter into the corridor.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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