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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
A sense of mystery was in the air. Bertha opened the door.
Gladys put down the pickle carefully.
Bernard had been expecting Vernon for two days. He took a bite of his burger.
When rain stopped, Seth knew it was time to run.
It was a long way to the lake. Lewis stopped and questioned his decision.
When Annette arrived at Christmas, Linda stared in disbelief.
The dolphin was on the prowl. Ramon panicked.
Glenn knew that Charlie was shaky.
"Just be yourself," Jaime told himself as he waited at the mall.
Dwayne opened the door to the basement. He had dreamed of this moment.
The bartender opened the door, and led Corey inside.
Lisa fumbled in the darkness. The walls were rough.
Someone had invited a wolf to the party. Eugene knew what to do.
It was a warm morning. Tyrone was behind the bikeshed.
After spending a night in jail, Sarah was relieved to see her father.
Keith had invited a dancer to his funeral. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Going to the gully was a terrible idea. Marcus cracked open another beer.
Barry could see that the whale was earnest.
Nancy was listening. She questioned her plan.
The sound of the baby crying made Sean hesitant.
If the waiter didn't arrive soon, Deborah didn't know what she would do.
Louis was disappointed that Adam was coming to Thanksgiving.
Frauri shielded her eyes against the light.
Seth opened the door to the laundry. He put down his lemonade.
Evelyn knew that the chef was irrational.
Michele took a bite of her muffin.
Claudia could tell that Clara was a ditch digger. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Lord Folthorpe was waiting in the lobby.
Travis walked into the dining room and looked at Margaret. "You make me lie," he said.
Lady Anna was in one of her moods.
Theresa lowered her gaze. It was going to be a long evening.
On Tuesday, Ben made a wish.
It was a long way to the cave. Norman stopped and picked up his hammer.
When rain stopped, Neil knew it was time to move on.
Melvin was suprised to be alone.
Cathy had never been to the gully. She sucked her teeth.
When Doris arrived at Christmas, Alma cried.
Minnie opened the door to the guest room. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Yolanda was on the roof. She had a bottle in her hand.
Swurbaeys Loveburner raised her fist.
There had never been a pilot quite like Kurt Parker, and he knew it.
The squirrel was on the prowl. Michael knew exactly what to do.
After spending a night under a bridge, Erica was relieved to see her mother.
Smoke was in the air. Jean smiled knowingly.
When Billie opened the door Mrs. Brown looked up from her work.
Charlene fumbled in the darkness. The walls were damp.
As soon as the funeral started, Virgil bit his fingernails.
When Sally arrived at her wedding, everyone rushed to see her.
Someone had invited an octopus to Easter. Javier knew what to do.
Martha could see that the pony was crying.
The attic was a complete mess.
It was a brilliant Wednesday evening. Gene was in the food court.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Elizabeth felt that Tamara was aggressive.
Michelle had been waiting for Bobbie-Sue for three hours. She took a long sip of her diet Pepsi.
The tattooist opened the door, and led Willard inside.
"Winners don't quit," Dawn told herself as she waited in the closet.
The noises coming from the control room made Ben hopeful.
Dan took a bite of his hot dog. It was going to be a special day.
On Sunday, Terrence always made a puppet.
Ricky put down the guitar slowly.
Edith had never been to the gully. She looked at the time.
Phillip opened the door to the stable. The silence was overwhelming.
The sound of the waves made Lillie want to cry.
Debra had invited a panda to Thanksgiving. She knew what to do.
When Julian arrived at his party, Fernando gasped.
Joshua was relieved that everyone was coming to Easter.
Going to the lake was a terrible idea. Steven meditated.
Lord Bostchester was sitting in the control room.
Hugh could feel his heart beating.
Kirk opened the door to the guest room. He shrugged.
If the deputy didn't arrive soon, Frederick didn't know what he would do.
It started like any other day in the prison. Maxine took a long sip of her banana milkshake.
Vernon staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Neil hoped that the seal was unappreciative.
Jessie walked into the garage and glanced at Alvin. "You make me feel good," she said.
After spending a night in hospital, Gertrude was relieved to see her mother.
It was a typical evening in the bedroom. Emma cracked open another beer.
Someone had invited a cheetah to the grand opening. Amber knew the fun was about to begin.
Nicole knew that the bodyguard was sanctimonious.
It was a long way to the volcano. Wanda stopped and sucked her teeth.
When rain stopped, Laurie knew it was time to run.
There had never been a yodeler quite like Roberta Taylor, and she knew it.
Morez waited for the battle to begin.
A sense of magic was in the air. Lena waited.
Mattie went over the plan.
Kelly was glowing. He took a sip of his ale.
It was a bleak, wintery summer evening. Cynthia was in the prison.
Frederick had invited a screenwriter to his grand opening. He knew what to do.
Lord Lampsden was waiting in the bathroom.
The judge opened the door, and led Ross inside.
When Shannon arrived at her funeral, everyone embraced her.
Laura-May was relieved that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
Enrique could see that Johnnie was orderly.
On Sunday, Debra always made an effort.
John could tell that Freddie was uncharitable. He opened the door to the wine cellar.
Maxine opened the door to the attic. She could not believe what she saw.
Jose had never been to the swamp. He chewed some gum.
Kenneth put down the candy-bar carefully.
Josephine walked into the cell and looked at Diane. "You make me eat," she said.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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