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Smoke was in the air. Charles opened the door.
Kay had never been to the woods. She took a bite of her cracker.
Edna was in the library. She had a kebab in her hand.
For as long as Everett could remember, he'd wanted to be a teacher.
Richard could see that the entertainer was loyal.
Morris hoped for a miracle.
Sergio was glad that Jay was coming to Christmas.
Chia Spirithand raised his sword.
Ben was choosing. He giggled to himself.
Qinou arose from slumber.
Ramona opened the door to the bedroom. Her senses were overwhelmed.
The studio was locked.
When Eric arrived at his funeral, Guy embraced him.
The bright light coming from the outhouse made Connie hopeful.
William put down the bagel slowly.
It was a long way to the sea. Marshall stopped and took a sip of his lemonade.
Neil could feel his heart beating.
Lisa could see that Brandy was a judge. She tried not to worry.
When rain began, James knew it was time to move on.
Virgil was the best assassin who ever lived.
There had never been a chauffeur quite like Pauline Thomas, and she knew it.
Bobbie-Sue had come to America prepared. She was here to meet the taxi-driver.
On Friday, June always made magic.
Antonio could see that George was stable.
When Scott arrived at Christmas, Gregory fainted.
It started like any other evening in the hospital. Pamela ground her teeth.
The pianist opened the door, and led Georgia inside.
As soon as Easter started, Eric took a long sip of his ale.
Dustin was suprised to be free.
Nelson was in the supermarket. He had a muffin in his hand.
Qinioh Starsinger raised his fist.
For as long as Hazel could remember, she'd wanted to be a mortician.
Bobbie could see that Veronica was paternalistic. She opened the door to the stable.
The snail was on the prowl. Micheal knew exactly what to do.
Doris opened the door to the lobby. She took a sip of her water.
Elizabeth had invited a senator to Easter. She knew it wouldn't end well.
If the drummer didn't arrive soon, Dana didn't know what she would do.
Lillian was falling. She nodded to the thief.
Arthur put down the chair carefully.
Smoke was in the air. Kathy waited.
Going to the desert island was a nice idea. Alex gripped his apple.
Aew leaned into the wind.
The chapel was the perfect location.
Suzanne opened the door to the office. She could not believe what she saw.
When Marc opened the door Mrs. Tremblay looked up from her work.
Someone had invited a cat to Christmas. Wade knew the fun was about to begin.
Edgar chewed his lip. It was going to be a special morning.
"All's well that ends well," Alvin told himself as he waited at school.
When Kirk arrived at his wedding, everyone cried.
It was a hot Wednesday morning. Mildred was in the food court.
Pauline was relieved that no one was coming to her funeral.
Vincent had come to Australia alone. He was here to meet the minister.
There had never been a medic quite like Annette Clark, and she knew it.
Jeff felt that the spider was funky.
The sound of polystyrene scraping made Stella hesitant.
Marie knew that the programmer was vacuous.
When rain began, Catherine knew it was time to sleep.
It was a typical morning in the casino. Ella checked her reflection.
The chimpanzee was on the prowl. Mattie panicked.
Brad had been expecting Willie for three days. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
Douglas was in the fridge. He had a carrot in his hand.
After spending a night on a train, Steve was relieved to see his car.
When Amanda arrived at her funeral, Bernard welcomed her.
On Thursday, Marc always made it fun.
Smoke was in the air. Cathy looked at the time.
It was a bleak, wintery spring morning. Caroline smiled knowingly as she led the shepherd into the basement.
Ausmiabon shielded her eyes against the blast.
Lord Drumgarth was eating in the cell.
Teresa had invited a squirrel to Christmas. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Wayne had never been to the valley. He raised his hands.
When Ruth opened the door Mr. Thomas looked up from his work.
It was a long way to the reef. Henry stopped and cracked open another beer.
As soon as the grand opening started, Tim shuddered in anticipation.
The outhouse was a complete mess.
Going to the cave was a great idea. Sidney snapped his fingers.
Anne could feel her life slipping away.
Jack opened the door to the wardrobe. He took a bite of his candy-bar.
Someone had invited a swan to the wedding. Seth knew what to do.
It was a cold, moonlit Friday night. Velma was at the concert.
The camel was on the loose. Mary knew exactly what to do.
Randy was the best magistrate in town.
Tim had been waiting for Billy-Bob for two days. He checked his watch.
There had never been a sheriff quite like Leah Cooper, and she knew it.
Cindy was worried that Anna was coming to Thanksgiving.
Brad could see that Glen was unpatriotic.
The smell coming from the basement made Gabriel hopeful.
Mark staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
If the scientist didn't arrive soon, Ernest didn't know what he would do.
The truck driver opened the door, and led Janice inside.
Jim-Bob had invited an alligator to his grand opening. He knew what to do.
Jason was in the fridge. He had a flute in his hand.
Mae put down her Powerade.
Tony hoped that the salesperson was nosy.
Steve was shining. He straightened his clothes.
When wolves began to howl, Gerald knew it was time to run.
When Philip arrived at Easter, everyone embraced him.
After spending a night in the airport, Constance was relieved to see her mother.
Urigeitor waited for the battle to begin.
Tom had come to Germany alone. He was here to meet the impersonator.
Carl could not hear anything.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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