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For as long as Terrance could remember, he'd wanted to be a clown.
If the exotic dancer didn't arrive soon, Ricky didn't know what he would do.
When Scott arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone cried.
As soon as the party started, Victoria took a sip of her Bud Light.
Sergio opened the door to the cell. He scratched his hand.
Sylvia hoped that the explorer was friendly.
Terry shrugged. It was going to be a special afternoon.
When Virginia arrived at Christmas, everyone ignored her.
On Friday, Kelly always made jelly.
Lynn was suprised to be alone.
Going to the mountain was a bad idea. Denise raised her hands.
Someone had invited a turtle to the grand opening. Manuel knew the fun was about to begin.
After spending a night in the airport, Florence was relieved to see her boss.
Louis had invited a herbalist to Thanksgiving. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Matthew was losing. He crouched and tied his laces.
Corey had come to the palace alone. He was here to meet the carpenter.
There had never been a sniper quite like Jessie Freeman, and she knew it.
Frank was glad that Dwight was coming to his funeral.
Karl opened the door to the attic. The silence was overwhelming.
Eileen could see that Daisy was complacent.
It started like any other evening in the bomb-shelter. Eduardo checked his phone.
The wolf was on the prowl. Jesse tried to remain calm.
Andrea could tell that Billie was a tax collector. She tried not to feel intimidated.
The governor opened the door, and led Elly-May inside.
When rain stopped, Dwayne knew it was time to move on.
It was a long way to the beach. Mattie stopped and took a bite of her cracker.
Lord Culhope was reading in the conservatory.
Bobbie could see that the bird was agonizing.
Aurg shielded his eyes against the sun.
Irma was in the waiting room. She had a banana in her hand.
Toni closed her eyes and took a breath.
Love was in the air. Hector opened the door.
When Karl arrived at his wedding, Johnny ignored him.
On Monday, Dave always made up.
The classroom was spotless.
"Just be yourself," Nicholas told himself as he waited in the cave.
Caroline put down the hot dog carefully.
When Lynn arrived at Thanksgiving, Virginia fainted.
Keith had been waiting for Jorge for three days. He took a bite of his bratwurst.
Sally opened the door to the waiting room. The stench was unbearable.
As soon as Easter started, Deanna rubbed her hands together.
Tommy was glad that Alfredo was coming to his grand opening.
Craguithor arose from slumber.
It was a clear, bright Sunday afternoon. Veronica questioned her decision as she led the ornithologist into the cloakroom.
There had never been a gladiator quite like Leon Miller, and he knew it.
Someone had invited a puppy to Christmas. Nora knew what to do.
Crel Sinburner raised his shield.
Rhonda had invited a kitten to her party. She knew what to do.
Randall felt that the scientist was surprised.
If the DJ didn't arrive soon, Evelyn didn't know what she would do.
After spending a night in jail, Brian was relieved to see his father.
Suzanne was suprised to be floating.
The smoke coming from the lounge room made Kelly uneasy.
Lord Ruben was reading in the classroom.
Rachel could tell that Pearl was a miner. She tried not to laugh.
Catherine was the best bank robber who ever lived.
Chris could see that Jerry was principled. He opened the door to the bathroom.
For as long as Raymond could remember, he'd wanted to be a cook.
Kim buttoned up her jacket.
Brandy opened the door to the bedroom. She was afraid of what she might find.
Joseph opened the door to the laundry. He enjoyed the feeling of power.
When rain began, Elaine knew it was time to sleep.
It was a long way to the valley. Richard stopped and questioned his plan.
"You deserve this," Darryl told himself as he waited in the bath.
The dogcatcher opened the door, and led Thomas inside.
Gerald walked into the chapel and glanced at Margie. "You make me glow," he said.
Antonio was in the museum. He had a fishcake in his hand.
Leslie felt that the cheetah was charismatic.
Clarence fumbled in the gloom. The walls were rough.
Gregory put down the hot dog carefully.
Ross was relieved that no one was coming to Easter.
It was a damp afternoon. Wesley was at the wax museum.
Eduardo had invited a goat to his party. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Going to the cave was a nice idea. Wendy lit a cigarette.
On Thursday, Travis always made informed decisions.
Zylee waited for the battle to begin.
Edward was listening. He enjoyed the feeling of power.
When Leona arrived at her funeral, Jacob embraced her.
Ierkao Fleshdancer raised his sword.
Marsha was the best dressmaker around.
Kathleen opened the door to the basement. She was afraid of what she would find.
For as long as Ryan could remember, he'd wanted to be a coach.
If the firefighter didn't arrive soon, Troy didn't know what he would do.
Ivan hoped that Peter was calm.
As soon as the party started, Angel took a long sip of his rum and coke.
When Gina arrived at her grand opening, everyone fainted.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
Tracey could tell that Teresa was indifferent. She opened the door to the closet.
Lord Mario was reading in the laundry.
Rose checked her reflection. It was going to be a momentous day.
Someone had invited a puppy to Thanksgiving. Brenda knew it wouldn't end well.
When Lauren opened the door Mrs. Jones looked up from her work.
When the moon came up, David knew it was time to sleep.
"Winners don't quit," Freddie told himself as he waited in the attic.
Sean had never been to the planet. He bit his fingernails.
Erin was delighted to be alone.
Annette walked into the library and glanced at Pauline. "You make me cry," she said.
Fernando was in the park. He had a magnifying glass in his hand.
Smoke was in the air. Valerie looked at the time.
Alicia opened the door to the attic. She questioned her plan.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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