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If the nurse didn't arrive soon, Gerald didn't know what he would do.
On Saturday, Gregory always made money.
Kimberly had never been to the creek. She took a bite of her bagel.
Terry had been waiting for Corey for three hours. He laughed to himself.
Ernest put down the chair nervously.
The sound of laughter made John want to scream.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Lisa was relieved to see her husband.
Penny felt that the octopus was aggressive.
There had never been a ventriloquist quite like Jo Frederick son, and she knew it.
Enayh shielded her eyes against the light.
Leslie opened the door to the lounge room. She lit a cigarette.
Darren had come to London prepared. He was here to meet the watchmaker.
It was a long way to the bay. Harry stopped and checked his phone.
Everett knew that the physician was conscientious.
It was a misty Saturday morning. Chris smiled knowingly as he led the clown into the dining room.
Taine waited for the battle to begin.
Stacy could see that Beatrice was cooperative.
Renee wanted to find peace.
It started like any other afternoon in the mall. Timothy questioned his plan.
Smoke was in the air. Tonya waited.
It was a morning full of promise. Erik was at the aquarium.
Adam was the best torturer in town.
The garage was deserted.
As soon as Easter started, Karl rubbed his hands together.
Michelle was delighted to be floating.
Philip was angry that Ted was coming to Thanksgiving.
The ninja opened the door, and led Lauren inside.
Susan was waiting. She knew it wasn't too late.
Irma had never been to the hill. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
After spending a night in the airport, Erica was relieved to see her husband.
"It's going to be okay," Pauline told herself as she waited at the pub.
Alice could tell that Joanne was a mechanic. She tried not to smile.
Dennis put down the candy-bar slowly.
Going to the ocean was a terrible idea. Frank questioned his decision.
When Karl arrived at his funeral, Carl embraced him.
Lori shuddered in anticipation. It was going to be a long morning.
On Thursday, Sherri always made a pact.
Nathaniel opened the door to the sauna. The odour was overwhelming.
It started like any other evening in the skateboard park. Russell took a sip of his iced tea.
Betty opened the door to the living room. She chewed some gum.
Audrey could see that the camel was vivacious.
Gregory had been expecting Martin for three hours. He nodded to the pilot.
Someone had invited a sheep to Christmas. Alice knew it wouldn't end well.
The sound of the blender made Kristina hesitant.
Lady Carrie was eating in the bathroom.
Wayne fumbled in the gloom. The walls were rough.
Sylvia hoped that Margie was distressed.
The frog was on the loose. Ruby pretended not to notice.
The spy opened the door, and led Howard inside.
Stephen hoped that no one was coming to his grand opening.
Alex had invited an imam to Easter. He knew what to do.
Joshua could not see anything.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Allen waited.
Sarah-Jane was the best busker who ever lived.
Irma had never been to the sea. She giggled to herself.
Casey was suprised to be floating.
The attic was spotless.
The bright light coming from the waiting room made Dustin hopeful.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
When Patsy opened the door Mrs. Hall looked up from her book.
There had never been a pastor quite like Willard Green, and he knew it.
Catherine opened the door to the outhouse. She had dreamed of this moment.
Henry had come to Istanbul prepared. He was here to meet the wedding planner.
It was a typical morning in Ireland. Brittany scratched her hand.
If the matador didn't arrive soon, Sam didn't know what he would do.
It was a long way to the reef. Donald stopped and lit a cigarette.
When rain stopped, Dennis knew it was time to find shelter.
Lord Clayton was in one of his moods.
When Miguel arrived at his party, everyone laughed.
Charlie staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
"Today is the day," Cindy told herself as she waited in the basement.
It was a beautiful fall night. Antonio was at the concert.
It was a morning full of promise. Max smiled knowingly as he led the gravedigger into the guest room.
Scott opened the door to the dungeon. He ground his teeth.
Going to the forest was a bad idea. Michael took a bite of his carrot.
After spending a night in hospital, Marjorie was relieved to see her wife.
Barbara had been waiting for Rose for days. She knew it wasn't too late.
The hippopotamus was on the prowl. Roberta knew exactly what to do.
Someone had invited a goldfish to the wedding. Dawn knew what to do.
Hilda had invited a painter to her funeral. She knew the fun was about to begin.
A sense of magic was in the air. Minnie smiled knowingly.
Maurice was angry that Kenneth was coming to Easter.
Jason could see that the chicken was courteous.
When Kelly arrived at Thanksgiving, Karen booed him.
Pruirsi shielded her eyes against the blast.
Connie could see that the spin doctor was tortured.
Ron could tell that Bernard was monstrous. He opened the door to the basement.
Isaac was in the clock-tower. He had a spoon in his hand.
The barn was covered in blood.
Michael had never been to the river. He took a long sip of his Bud Light.
Constance could tell that Sarah-Jane was a beggar. She tried not to smile.
Lord Julian was in one of his moods.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Joann took a bite of her icecream.
When Ramon arrived at his funeral, everyone cried.
Kenneth opened the door to the wardrobe. He could not believe what he saw.
Pearl was the best court jester bar none.
When Evelyn opened the door Mr. Freeman looked up from his book.
For as long as Jimmy could remember, he'd wanted to be a mortician.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Ted was relieved to see his home.
It was a typical morning in the sauna. Alma took a long sip of her wine.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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