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On Friday, Kent always made a contribution.
There had never been a lifeguard quite like Laurie Lee, and she knew it.
If the pastor didn't arrive soon, Jerry didn't know what he would do.
It was a beautiful afternoon. Sandra was in the observatory.
Clayton could tell that Dustin was honest. He opened the door to the attic.
Jessie put down the bike slowly.
When Elly-May arrived at Easter, everyone laughed at her.
Nicholas was the best physicist in town.
Gilbert opened the door to the bedroom. He was afraid of what he would find.
As soon as Christmas started, Kimberly closed her eyes and took a breath.
The music coming from the office made Rick uneasy.
Edgar staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Gene walked into the wine cellar and glanced at Jim-Bob. "You make me happy," he said.
Sarah-Jane could not feel anything.
Janet had never been to the valley. She buttoned up her jacket.
Thelt Fleshwright raised her shield.
Brandine was disappointed that Leah was coming to her funeral.
Tiffany could tell that Rosa was a sniper. She tried not to smile.
Heibao arose from slumber.
Renee could see that Claire was conventional.
Tyler had come to the windmill alone. He was here to meet the student.
It was a long way to the beach. Craig stopped and took a bite of his pickle.
Ayffui shielded his eyes against the sun.
The flight attendant opened the door, and led Larry inside.
Lady Ashley was in one of her moods.
The pantry was locked.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Juan smiled knowingly.
Going to the lake was a terrible idea. Florence crouched and tied her laces.
Eva had been waiting for Rosemary for days. She took a sip of her Heineken.
When Andre arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone ignored him.
Maria opened the door to the barn. She was afraid of what she would find.
Velma was down the well. She had a toothbrush in her hand.
Lady Astergill was in one of her moods.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
When Derrick arrived at his party, Harold fainted.
"No one will ever know," Josephine told herself as she waited in the supermarket.
It was a bitterly cold Monday night. Veronica was in the prison.
On Sunday, Katrina always made an igloo.
After spending a night on a train, Tommy was relieved to see his husband.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Bob angry.
When rain began, Duane knew it was time to move on.
Jay hoped that the hippopotamus was destructive.
Andre opened the door to the basement. He took a bite of his spring-roll.
As soon as Easter started, Renee raised her hands.
The smoke coming from the dining room made Christopher hopeful.
Sue could see that the mason was tasteless.
Rorsiula leaned into the wind.
When Irene opened the door Mrs. Lóp ez looked up from her book.
Yelir shielded his eyes against the sun.
Edwin walked into the laundry and looked at Shelly. "You make me jealous," he said.
Anthony could not hear anything.
Delores knew that Tamara was malicious.
Herman was losing. He put down his magnifying glass.
It was a long way to the cave. Gertrude stopped and took a long sip of her chocolate milkshake.
The bathroom was spotless.
Leo was the best bank robber bar none.
Elizabeth closed her eyes and took a breath. It was going to be a long day.
If the tax collector didn't arrive soon, Beth didn't know what she would do.
Earl could tell that Kyle was restrained. He opened the door to the attic.
Kimberly staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
On Friday, Mitchell always made popcorn.
"You deserve this," Diane told herself as she waited at the mall.
When Becky arrived at her party, Dwayne laughed at her.
Going to the beach was a foolhardy idea. Justin looked at the time.
Someone had invited a cow to the grand opening. Rodney knew the fun was about to begin.
Alex was in the garden. He had a muffin in his hand.
For as long as Tara could remember, she'd wanted to be a chief of police.
The turtle was on the loose. June pretended not to notice.
Love was in the air. Betty waited.
It started like any other morning in New York. Michelle crouched and tied her laces.
The smell coming from the lobby made Jacqueline uneasy.
When Hazel arrived at her wedding, Ruby stared in disbelief.
Derrick opened the door to the bathroom. He had dreamed of this moment.
Sally knew that the farmer was simple.
Presinix shielded his eyes against the light.
Carla was relieved that everyone was coming to Easter.
Henry walked into the studio and glanced at Andre. "You make me dance," he said.
Max had never been to the sea. He wanted to dance.
It was a brilliant Monday evening. Philip took a bite of his fishcake as he led the thief into the dining room.
As soon as the party started, Sonia whistled nonchalantly.
The office was deserted.
The sound of the motorbike made Mike angry.
Daisy could see that Eliza-Jane was a manicurist. She tried not to laugh.
Darrell staggered in the darkness. The walls were rough.
Jennie grimaced.
Presio arose from slumber.
Jonathan was the best builder who ever lived.
Dawn opened the door to the bedroom. She meditated.
Brandon had come to Ireland prepared. He was here to meet the astronaut.
When Herman opened the door Mrs. Harris looked up from her work.
Dale was suprised to be free.
Dennis could not feel anything.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Leo was relieved to see his mother.
If the zookeeper didn't arrive soon, Bertha didn't know what she would do.
Willie felt that Roger was forceful.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Rita stopped and straightened her hair.
When Donna arrived at her party, Bonnie rushed to see her.
When rain began, Penny knew it was time to run.
When Cheryl arrived at Christmas, Terri cried.
It was a chilly Sunday night. Melvin was in the theatre.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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