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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
Leslie was in the cathedral. He had a bottle in his hand.
Andy put down the kite slowly.
The bathroom was locked.
Earl fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Wendy walked into the guest room and glanced at Darrell. "You make me spin," she said.
Alma could see that the tiger was false.
It was a quiet summer morning. Philip was at the travel agent.
For as long as Francis could remember, he'd wanted to be a chief of police.
It was a long way to the planet. Willard stopped and took a sip of his chocolate milk.
Mary opened the door to the bathroom. The silence was overwhelming.
If the chef didn't arrive soon, Dianne didn't know what she would do.
When the sun rose, Travis knew it was time to run.
Kathy scratched her hand. It was going to be a special day.
As soon as Easter started, Bobby looked at the time.
When Helen opened the door Mrs. Walker looked up from her work.
Someone had invited a lion to Christmas. Jim-Bob knew the fun was about to begin.
Jane was suprised to be alive.
Plildoo waited for the battle to begin.
Juan could not feel anything.
Kristen felt that the busker was humiliated.
Nelson opened the door to the walk-in freezer. He set aside his cup.
Lady Dana was in one of her moods.
The sound of the alarm made Brandy laugh.
"This is crazy," Kurt told himself as he waited in the attic.
Gremuo Willbane raised her fist.
When Rafael arrived at his wedding, everyone rushed to see him.
Clifton could tell that Leroy was political. He opened the door to the control room.
A sense of magic was in the air. Gwendolyn looked at the time.
On Thursday, Julia made art.
It was a night full of promise. Linda was in the nuclear power-plant.
Edith fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
It was a long way to the forest. Jeffrey stopped and shrugged.
Lawrence walked into the kitchen and glanced at Roger. "You make me sad," he said.
Corey had invited a magician to Easter. He knew what to do.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, David was relieved to see his home.
Juanita could tell that Wendy was a police officer. She tried not to laugh.
It was a typical evening in the bus stop. Antonio cracked open another beer.
Willie opened the door to the bathroom. He could not believe what he saw.
When the sun rose, Adrian knew it was time to find shelter.
The closet was full of smoke.
Going to the beach was a terrible idea. Julian hoped for a miracle.
Sergio was delighted to be alive.
The pony was on the prowl. Daryl pretended not to notice.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
For as long as Irma could remember, she'd wanted to be an impersonator.
Elmer had been expecting Jesus for five hours. He buttoned up his jacket.
Alberto hoped that the whale was content.
Elarsea waited for the battle to begin.
Cheryl was the best teacher who ever lived.
Ronald knew that Alexander was insightful.
As soon as the funeral started, Minnie meditated.
Edward took a bite of his cracker. It was going to be a fantastic night.
Tonya had come to China prepared. She was here to meet the pianist.
Magiuzh shielded her eyes against the light.
Madison was cycling. She checked her phone.
Lord Elmer was reading in the living room.
Glenda could not hear anything.
It was a bitterly cold afternoon. Anna took a sip of her Guinness as she led the fisher into the lounge room.
A sense of magic was in the air. Vanessa looked at the time.
Kristina was in the attic. She had a credit card in her hand.
When Eric arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone laughed at him.
Travis walked into the lobby and looked at Herbert. "You make me tell the truth," he said.
On Monday, Bernard made it work.
Lord Lance was in one of his moods.
It was a long way to the woods. Daisy stopped and nodded to the taxi-driver.
Ochia Heart-anvil raised her shield.
Lord Fullerchester was reading in the sauna.
Paula could tell that Lorraine was unhealthy. She opened the door to the lounge room.
When rain stopped, Pearl knew it was time to run.
Tyler was glad that no one was coming to his grand opening.
The sound of the waterfall made Jesus want to scream.
Sheobet waited for the battle to begin.
Stephanie was delighted to be alive.
Pedro swallowed nervously.
When Lonnie arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone cried.
After spending a night on a plane, Dennis was relieved to see his mother.
Lisa could tell that Courtney was a mason. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Yvonne was the best meteorologist bar none.
As soon as the party started, Sally meditated.
It was a calm, yet eerie night. Gloria shuddered in anticipation as she led the dentist into the corridor.
Myrtle knew that the monkey was uncertain.
There had never been an artist quite like Ricky Miller, and he knew it.
Carla opened the door to the office. She had dreamed of this moment.
The frog was on the loose. Pauline pretended not to notice.
Alvin nodded to the mobster. It was going to be a special day.
Lord Ecclescaster was in one of his moods.
Billy staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Harvey was sharing. He took a sip of his daiquiri.
For as long as Guy could remember, he'd wanted to be an exotic dancer.
On Friday, Jose made friends.
Marcia had been waiting for Jennifer for six hours. She bit her fingernails.
It was a long way to the pond. Tracey stopped and checked her phone.
When Leroy arrived at Thanksgiving, Veronica booed him.
Julia could see that Ella was inert. She opened the door to the armory.
Suzanne was angry that everyone was coming to her wedding.
Going to the valley was a good idea. Wesley crouched and tied his laces.
Erik hoped that the writer was troublesome.
Gloria had come to Hong Kong alone. She was here to meet the trapper.
The music coming from the basement made Nellie hopeful.
After spending a night on a train, Scott was relieved to see his boss.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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