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Laurie had invited a nanny to Christmas. She knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a long way to the river. Priscilla stopped and took a sip of her pineapple juice.
The crab was on the loose. Roy knew exactly what to do.
Kent was waiting. He picked up his Guinness.
Mario had never been to the ocean. He knew it wasn't too late.
Someone had invited a cat to the wedding. June knew the fun was about to begin.
Jorpaonal leaned into the wind.
The chef opened the door, and led Carl inside.
Mike was worried that everyone was coming to his grand opening.
Going to the beach was a foolhardy idea. Erin struggled to breathe.
Pauline could tell that Alma was businesslike. She opened the door to the wardrobe.
Billy-Bob was the best nanny in town.
There had never been a mobster quite like Josephine Sanch ez, and she knew it.
The bathroom was spotless.
It was a cool afternoon. Pedro was in the prison.
Lord Jamesreach was in one of his moods.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Ray ground his teeth.
Lynn opened the door to the conservatory. She had dreamed of this moment.
Sergio could feel his heart beating.
Dustin had come to the lighthouse alone. He was here to meet the entrepreneur.
Eugene staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Lord Don was waiting in the armory.
Lester could tell that Tim was a chemist. He tried not to worry.
On Monday, Ramona always made up.
When the sun rose, Dawn knew it was time to sleep.
Mattie knew that the dolphin was possessive.
It was a misty night. Daniel wanted one last chance as he led the surgeon into the attic.
The music coming from the studio made Christina uneasy.
For as long as Keith could remember, he'd wanted to be a drug dealer.
Hector sucked his teeth. It was going to be a tough morning.
Bertha was worried that no one was coming to Christmas.
After spending a night on a train, Nathaniel was relieved to see his wife.
The tiger was on the prowl. Josephine knew exactly what to do.
Someone had invited a bird to Thanksgiving. Julia knew it wouldn't end well.
When Raymond arrived at his funeral, everyone ignored him.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Danielle opened the door.
Alberto opened the door to the living room. He knew it was too late.
Joff Spiritstruck raised his shield.
It was a gloomy winter evening. Debbie was in the waiting room.
Kathy knew that Misty was progressive.
Laurie had never been to the lake. She tried to hide.
Jim had invited a kitten to his grand opening. He knew it wouldn't end well.
If the sleuth didn't arrive soon, Byron didn't know what he would do.
When Ellen arrived at her party, everyone laughed.
As soon as Easter started, Monica checked her reflection.
Joseph hoped that the gate-keeper was ordinary.
When Laura opened the door Mrs. Jones looked up from her book.
Cassandra could tell that Alice was irritated. She opened the door to the garage.
The athlete opened the door, and led Roberto inside.
Theodore was calling. He took a sip of his tea.
Lillie staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Charles lowered his gaze.
Jo-Ellen could not hear anything.
The sound of screaming children made Cheryl angry.
Perry could see that Charlie was a weaver. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Willie walked into the cell and looked at Tammy. "You make me wet," she said.
Charlotte was the best police officer who ever lived.
It was a morning full of promise. Sonia wanted to find peace as she led the ditch digger into the classroom.
Gary felt that James was profound.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Melissa opened the door.
The bright light coming from the studio made Annie hopeful.
Anna hoped that the kangaroo was private.
Going to the beach was a foolhardy idea. Jay crouched and tied his laces.
Lynn chewed her lip. It was going to be a long afternoon.
There had never been a thief quite like Vicki Lewis, and she knew it.
George opened the door to the dungeon. He wanted a drink.
Judith had come to London alone. She was here to meet the butcher.
It was a long way to the desert island. Shane stopped and took a bite of his licorice twist.
Carla opened the door to the kitchen. She could not believe what she saw.
If the librarian didn't arrive soon, Gabriel didn't know what he would do.
The dingo had escaped. Mary-Lou panicked.
Cody had invited a dog to his party. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Wegiona arose from slumber.
Grace had been expecting Darlene for five hours. She ground her teeth.
As soon as the funeral started, Valerie swallowed nervously.
Cindy hoped that the pickpocket was sure.
When Tim opened the door Mr. Carter looked up from his work.
Billy-Bob put down the sandwich carefully.
It was a snowy evening. Casey was in the corner.
After spending a night on the street, Vickie was relieved to see her home.
The sound of the squeak toy made Charlene want to cry.
Neil felt that Darrell was clean.
Lord Raymond was waiting in the laundry.
When Laura-May arrived at her grand opening, Jessica stared in disbelief.
It was a long and sleepless September night. Roy scratched his hand as he led the jockey into the office.
Lord Malway was eating in the bedroom.
Martin walked into the living room and looked at Albert. "You make me scream," he said.
Juan staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Shannon told herself as she waited in the shower.
Dennis opened the door to the basement. His senses were overwhelmed.
Patrick was worried that no one was coming to his funeral.
There had never been a taxidermist quite like Clifford Morris, and he knew it.
Regina questioned her decision.
Sally was whispering. She shrugged.
Ronald opened the door to the stable. He smiled knowingly.
Nathan had never been to the cave. He took a sip of his lemonade.
When the moon came up, Cynthia knew it was time to find shelter.
For as long as Johnny could remember, he'd wanted to be a flight attendant.
As soon as the wedding started, Louis picked up his screwdriver.
On Tuesday, Jessica made a show.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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