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"Winners don't quit," Heather told herself as she waited at the bus stop.
If the composer didn't arrive soon, Joanne didn't know what she would do.
Charlotte had invited a hunter to her funeral. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Lillian was on the shelf. She had a notepad in her hand.
Sandra opened the door to the guest room. Her senses were overwhelmed.
It was a bright and starry Monday night. Julian closed his eyes and took a breath as he led the burglar into the lounge room.
Eduardo was burping. He laughed to himself.
On Friday, Oscar always made up.
Jeanne shrugged.
When Angel arrived at his wedding, everyone laughed at him.
Seth was the best soldier around.
Lady Eagleden was waiting in the dining room.
When rain stopped, Albert knew it was time to find shelter.
Julia was suprised to be alive.
Lord Leslie was in one of his moods.
Troy opened the door to the bathroom. He chewed some gum.
It was a hot and humid night. Wilma was behind the curtains.
Greziomer leaned into the wind.
It started like any other morning in the theatre. Annie lowered her gaze.
As soon as the party started, Kristina took a sip of her beer.
Lonnie had been expecting Willard for six days. He lit a cigarette.
The sound of the baby crying made Stacy hesitant.
When Nicholas opened the door Mr. King looked up from his book.
Ruth walked into the garage and glanced at Bradley. "You make me tired," she said.
Smoke was in the air. Francis waited.
It was a long way to the island. Madison stopped and straightened her clothes.
The smell coming from the basement made Nathan uneasy.
After spending a night under a bridge, Lucy was relieved to see her wife.
For as long as Shelly could remember, she'd wanted to be a mortician.
Randy had come to Athens prepared. He was here to meet the archer.
Andy could see that Joe was impulsive. He opened the door to the living room.
Herbert could see that the panda was obedient.
Johnny could tell that Roland was a shaman. He tried not to worry.
Larry knew that everyone was coming to his wedding.
Barbara had never been to the cave. She took a bite of her candy-bar.
When Perry arrived at Thanksgiving, Diane embraced him.
If the detective didn't arrive soon, Gordon didn't know what he would do.
Don opened the door to the bedroom. The stench was overwhelming.
It was a typical fall afternoon. Charlotte was in the clock-tower.
Eric could see that the mathematician was mechanical.
Eliza-Jane had invited a zebra to her party. She knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a typical day in the lounge room. Beatrice ground her teeth.
Joel was going. He scratched his hand.
Tina was at the train station. She had a magnifying glass in her hand.
Kyle staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
As soon as Christmas started, Catherine looked at the time.
Someone had invited a tortoise to the grand opening. Tamara knew the fun was about to begin.
Ralph put down the doll carefully.
George was the best bonecarver who ever lived.
When Howard opened the door Mr. Tremblay looked up from his book.
For as long as Bernice could remember, she'd wanted to be a taxidermist.
There had never been a swimmer quite like Cody Powell, and he knew it.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Holly want to scream.
When rain stopped, Julie knew it was time to move on.
Rert arose from slumber.
Steven was delighted to be alone.
It was a wintery Thursday evening. Stella lit a cigarette as she led the actor into the office.
Clayg shielded her eyes against the sun.
Lord Joyford was in one of his moods.
When Cathy arrived at Christmas, Willie cried.
Misty had been expecting Lynn for two hours. She took a sip of her Jim Beam.
Love was in the air. Ted opened the door.
Doris opened the door to the bathroom. The silence was overwhelming.
Minnie hoped that the seagull was lonely.
It was a sad afternoon. Rita was over the hill.
"No one suspects a thing," Roger told himself as he waited at the casino.
Tiffany could feel her heart beating.
Martha walked into the garage and looked at Sally. "You make me want to shout," she said.
Brad was glad that no one was coming to his party.
Veronica opened the door to the kitchen. She scratched her hand.
Caroline was in the lighthouse. She had a corkscrew in her hand.
The lobby was dark and oddly quiet.
On Saturday, Melanie made dessert.
The turtle had escaped. Norma tried to remain calm.
Jeanette fumbled in the gloom. The walls were rough.
The smoke coming from the office made Walter uneasy.
Kenneth was the best governor bar none.
Darren had never been to the gully. He took a bite of his hot dog.
When rain began, Brent knew it was time to sleep.
As soon as Easter started, Jared raised his hands.
Rose could see that Alicia was egocentric. She opened the door to the lobby.
When Laura arrived at her funeral, everyone ignored her.
Loretta had invited a yak to her party. She knew the fun was about to begin.
There had never been an archer quite like Cynthia Young, and she knew it.
Stanley put down the spring-roll slowly.
Donald had come to Istanbul prepared. He was here to meet the manager.
If the fortune-teller didn't arrive soon, Gene didn't know what he would do.
The chauffeur opened the door, and led Miguel inside.
Lewis could see that Daniel was tidy.
It was a rain-swept December afternoon. Andy was in the cafe.
Jeanette knew that the coach was questioning.
Jerry opened the door to the stable. His senses were overwhelmed.
"No one suspects a thing," Diane told herself as she waited at the bakery.
Margaret was suprised to be alone.
It was a chilly July evening. Gerald took a bite of his bread-stick as he led the make-up artist into the living room.
When Beth arrived at Easter, Katherine laughed.
A sense of magic was in the air. Seth smiled knowingly.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Jorge want to cry.
Claire was farting. She took a sip of her 7-up.
Ashley had never been to the river. She raised her hands.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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