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The goose was on the prowl. Mitchell knew exactly what to do.
It was a quiet August morning. Jim-Bob was at school.
Rafael could see that Nelson was a chemist. He tried not to feel intimidated.
The kitchen was dark and oddly quiet.
It was a long way to the creek. Sergio stopped and shuddered in anticipation.
Lady Offenness was sitting in the cell.
Lady Priscilla was sitting in the studio.
Renee knew it wasn't too late.
Debbie opened the door to the walk-in freezer. She scratched her hand.
Barbara knew that the court jester was cantakerous.
When Phyllis opened the door Mr. Miller looked up from his work.
Kelly opened the door to the waiting room. The silence was overwhelming.
Alfred could see that the bear was appalled.
Arthur was the best hypnotist around.
Brandy staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Going to the ocean was a great idea. Kathleen lowered her gaze.
For as long as Crystal could remember, she'd wanted to be a silversmith.
When the moon came up, Monica knew it was time to sleep.
"Dare to dream," Bessie told herself as she waited in the deli.
The director opened the door, and led Scott inside.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Darlene angry.
Catherine was shining. She hoped for a miracle.
Byron was outside the window. He had a notepad in his hand.
If the fortune-teller didn't arrive soon, Annie didn't know what she would do.
As soon as the funeral started, Georgia looked at the time.
Viorfo waited for the battle to begin.
There had never been a drug dealer quite like Aaron Adams, and he knew it.
Danielle had come to Berlin prepared. She was here to meet the mercenary.
Travis could tell that Ryan was a mayor. He tried not to laugh.
Claude had never been to the mountain. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Howard could tell that Brian was lucky. He opened the door to the guest room.
Johnny took a long sip of his ale. It was going to be a tough day.
Jordan was delighted to be alive.
Joyce could not feel anything.
Ross knew that the dictator was affectionate.
Teim shielded his eyes against the sun.
The wolf was on the loose. Victoria pretended not to notice.
It started like any other evening in the hair salon. Clarence put down his slice of pizza.
When Arlene arrived at her wedding, Carla ignored her.
It was a dull, insipid winter night. Ella was in the bushes.
Leo had been expecting Julio for four hours. He rubbed his hands together.
The truck driver opened the door, and led Walter inside.
Susan staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Going to the forest was a good idea. Bruce took a bite of his chicken wing.
The smoke coming from the garage made Ricky hopeful.
Brandon was glad that no one was coming to Easter.
Audrey put down the cracker slowly.
When Milton opened the door Mr. Allen looked up from his book.
Someone had invited a rabbit to the wedding. Karl knew the fun was about to begin.
Kent gripped his gun.
Smoke was in the air. June looked at the time.
There had never been a dressmaker quite like Dustin Clark, and he knew it.
It was a long and sleepless night. Andre ground his teeth as he led the spin doctor into the wardrobe.
Beverly opened the door to the walk-in freezer. She had dreamed of this moment.
Rosa was the best navigator who ever lived.
Dennis could see that Hugh was a scientist. He tried not to smile.
Eva had invited a sage to Thanksgiving. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Suzanne hoped that Cassandra was friendly.
Kenneth was delighted to be alone.
Irma felt that the writer was trendy.
On Thursday, Bonnie made it better.
As soon as the party started, Jacob closed his eyes and took a breath.
Lord Zachary was waiting in the garage.
Ellen lit a cigarette. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
For as long as Vicki could remember, she'd wanted to be a merchant.
Gertrude had never been to the planet. She took a sip of her merlot.
Alfredo could see that the sheep was arrogant.
Eirmoethas leaned into the wind.
Manuel was over the fence. He had a banana in his hand.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Jim was relieved to see his mother.
The smell coming from the barn made Violet hopeful.
Kristina had been waiting for Erin for two hours. She crouched and tied her laces.
Elly-May opened the door to the basement. She cracked open another beer.
When Tommy arrived at Thanksgiving, Robert fainted.
The sound of the waves made Amanda want to cry.
"Winners don't quit," Veronica told herself as she waited at the door.
When rain stopped, Yolanda knew it was time to find shelter.
Going to the beach was a nice idea. Troy knew it was too late.
It was a warm September evening. Nicholas nodded to the taxi-driver as he led the oracle into the office.
Erik fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Mildred opened the door to the lounge room. Her senses were overwhelmed.
It was a damp night. Bill was at the casino.
The basement was flooded.
George had come to Cairo prepared. He was here to meet the chief of police.
Hilda walked into the kitchen and looked at Gordon. "You make me jump," she said.
The chicken sexer opened the door, and led Juanita inside.
Luis was the best tax collector bar none.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Gina smiled knowingly.
Bessie put down the kite slowly.
If the coroner didn't arrive soon, Casey didn't know what he would do.
Alfred could not see anything.
The dolphin had escaped. Brandy tried to remain calm.
Sean could see that Ross was unfathomable. He opened the door to the office.
Kathy was suprised to be alive.
Erin could see that the physicist was alert.
Someone had invited an alligator to Thanksgiving. Alfredo knew what to do.
As soon as Christmas started, Nathan bit his fingernails.
It was a long way to the volcano. Michael stopped and buttoned up his jacket.
When Maurice arrived at Easter, everyone laughed at him.
Lady Lois was sitting in the attic.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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