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There had never been a matador quite like Paula King, and she knew it.
Andy put down the teddy bear slowly.
Ramon had invited a goose to his grand opening. He knew what to do.
When Gene arrived at Thanksgiving, Lee rushed to see him.
Crystal had never been to the pond. She put down her plate.
Lillian closed her eyes and took a breath. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
Marcus was delighted to be alone.
June could see that the librarian was antisocial.
It was a glorious autumn afternoon. Clarence was in the food court.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Brittany was relieved to see her boss.
The sound of the motorbike made Wesley hesitant.
On Thursday, Matthew made chilli.
Julian knew that the deer was cheerful.
For as long as Jorge could remember, he'd wanted to be a matador.
It was a long way to the woods. Miguel stopped and closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
When rain began, Heather knew it was time to run.
Rodney had been expecting Bernard for three days. He looked at the time.
It was a foggy Sunday evening. Carlos shrugged as he led the shoemaker into the control room.
The chimpanzee was on the prowl. Marcus panicked.
Claudia enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Carol staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
The smell coming from the cell made Mae uneasy.
Someone had invited a kitten to the grand opening. Loretta knew the fun was about to begin.
Love was in the air. Bobbie waited.
Joyce was the best interior designer around.
Eva could see that Gina was brave. She opened the door to the closet.
Ramona opened the door to the dining room. The smell was unmistakable.
If the yak herder didn't arrive soon, George didn't know what he would do.
There had never been a cab driver quite like Harvey Young, and he knew it.
Zachary was farting. He took a bite of his chicken wing.
Dustin could feel his heart beating.
Maxine had come to Japan alone. She was here to meet the choreographer.
Javier grimaced. It was going to be a special evening.
Emma had never been to the lake. She took a long sip of her strawberry milkshake.
After spending a night in hell, Marilyn was relieved to see her father.
Beirtuce waited for the battle to begin.
Norma could not feel anything.
Marie opened the door to the kitchen. She meditated.
Brett had invited an ambassador to his grand opening. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Oscar knew that the accountant was joyous.
Kurt hoped that Scott was humiliated.
When Arthur opened the door Mrs. Allen looked up from her book.
Adrian was disappointed that no one was coming to Christmas.
Lord Juan was reading in the cell.
Crystal walked into the garage and looked at Antonio. "You make me hot," she said.
It was a long way to the hill. Luis stopped and knew it wasn't too late.
Arlene put down the ukulele carefully.
As soon as the funeral started, Daniel closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Kim took a bite of her bratwurst.
Hector was on the porch. He had a magnifying glass in his hand.
Lord Greg was in one of his moods.
Minnie had been waiting for Becky for days. She ground her teeth.
The bedroom was the perfect location.
Joseph was sitting. He straightened his clothes.
When William arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone cried.
It was a busy September night. Edgar was on the roof.
Elmer opened the door to the basement. He could not believe what he saw.
The sound of the waves made Dwayne angry.
Evelyn was delighted to be alive.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Gilbert smiled knowingly.
On Thursday, Robert always made it work.
Brandon had come to Moscow alone. He was here to meet the ninja.
Keith could see that the camel was coarse.
For as long as Patrick could remember, he'd wanted to be a farmer.
When rain stopped, Cody knew it was time to sleep.
Marlene felt that the thief was dissonant.
Someone had invited a frog to Easter. Ella knew what to do.
Lance had invited a goat to his party. He knew what to do.
Saraig waited for the battle to begin.
Alexander opened the door to the studio. He took a bite of his celery stick.
"You can do this," Jordan told himself as he waited in the supermarket.
Russell could see that Nelson was old. He opened the door to the dining room.
Roy took a long sip of his smoothie.
Qimania shielded his eyes against the light.
It was a magical Thursday night. Dawn checked her watch as she led the barista into the control room.
When Jo-Ellen arrived at Easter, Heather booed her.
It was a long way to the gully. Ramona stopped and nodded to the psychiatrist.
As soon as the funeral started, Tim questioned his plan.
When Dorothy opened the door Mrs. Clark looked up from her book.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Billy looked at the time.
The bedroom was dark and oddly quiet.
Kristen was in the fridge. She had a wrench in her hand.
After spending a night in jail, Sylvia was relieved to see her wife.
The sound of screaming children made Michael want to scream.
Florence could see that Christina was a priest. She tried not to smile.
When Arlene arrived at her party, Debbie cried.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
Derek was the best beautician in town.
Jesse opened the door to the pantry. He had dreamed of this moment.
Adam hoped that the dinosaur was cowardly.
It was a clear December morning. Rita was in the corner.
When rain began, Josephine knew it was time to run.
The chicken was on the prowl. Richard knew exactly what to do.
Going to the lake was a good idea. Linda lowered her gaze.
Micheal put down the kite carefully.
Curtis rubbed his hands together. It was going to be a special evening.
Cynthia had invited a firefighter to her grand opening. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Penny had never been to the swamp. She took a bite of her bagel.
The merchant opened the door, and led James inside.
Kristina was paying. She put down her plate.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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