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Margaret opened the door to the bathroom. She checked her phone.
Joy walked into the kitchen and glanced at Miriam. "You make me want to shout," she said.
Ruben was suprised to be floating.
On Monday, Misty made lemonade.
Going to the ocean was a foolhardy idea. Michelle took a bite of her hot dog.
Gary had been expecting Duane for three hours. He shuddered in anticipation.
It was a clear, bright spring evening. Angel was in the bomb-shelter.
Patsy could not hear anything.
Raymond could see that Peter was a banker. He tried not to feel intimidated.
When Shawn arrived at his grand opening, everyone gasped.
Mitchell knew it was too late. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
Nancy was outside the window. She had a can opener in her hand.
After spending a night in hell, Betty was relieved to see her home.
When Heidi opened the door Mr. Campbell looked up from his book.
There had never been a builder quite like Brandon Clark, and he knew it.
As soon as the funeral started, Yvonne took a long sip of her Jack Daniels.
Freddie felt that Marc was private.
Netsh arose from slumber.
Constance fumbled in the darkness. The walls were damp.
For as long as Alan could remember, he'd wanted to be a doctor.
Justin could see that Leroy was presumptuous. He opened the door to the garage.
"No one will ever know," Jackie told herself as she waited behind the tree.
Paul had never been to the sea. He chewed his lip.
Ruby opened the door to the conservatory. She was afraid of what she would find.
Lady Bonnie was in one of her moods.
When the sun rose, Bruce knew it was time to sleep.
If the librarian didn't arrive soon, Daisy didn't know what she would do.
Heidi was glad that no one was coming to her funeral.
Seth put down the skateboard slowly.
Helen was suprised to be alive.
Someone had invited a zebra to Easter. Brittany knew what to do.
Erin had been expecting Sandra for hours. She raised her hands.
It was a long way to the beach. Sergio stopped and buttoned up his jacket.
It was a cool summer morning. Todd was in the nuclear power-plant.
The sound of the waterfall made Emily angry.
Becky was the best mathematician around.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Everett hoped for a miracle as he led the carpenter into the bathroom.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Troy checked his phone.
The walk-in freezer was deserted.
Deborah could see that the wolf was caring.
It was a typical morning in the wax museum. Jorge shuddered in anticipation.
Connie lowered her gaze. It was going to be a tough day.
Miguel could tell that Rafael was an air traffic controller. He tried not to laugh.
Joy walked into the dining room and looked at Erik. "You make me feel bad," she said.
The bright light coming from the sauna made Anita uneasy.
The assassin opened the door, and led Hugh inside.
Daryl could not feel anything.
After spending a night in the airport, Jill was relieved to see her home.
It started like any other morning in Germany. Kathryn closed her eyes and took a breath.
Shirley was in the park. She had a bouquet in her hand.
When Marjorie arrived at Easter, Brandy laughed.
Edith was growling. She snapped her fingers.
The lamb had escaped. Grace panicked.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
On Sunday, Dustin always made a show.
When the sun rose, Priscilla knew it was time to move on.
Gordon opened the door to the guest room. He could not believe what he saw.
As soon as the funeral started, Steven lowered his gaze.
Sidney was delighted to be free.
Eduardo could feel his life slipping away.
Gwendolyn had come to Hell prepared. She was here to meet the knight.
Someone had invited a cheetah to Thanksgiving. Claude knew what to do.
Laurie was the best governor around.
Anna had invited a rabbit to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
There had never been a clerk quite like Roger Freeman, and he knew it.
Lillian could tell that Myrtle was ticklish. She opened the door to the studio.
Joel fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Judy opened the door to the lobby. She shrugged.
Lady Katrina was sitting in the conservatory.
Violet had been expecting Joyce for five hours. She took a long sip of her whiskey.
It was a bright and starry winter night. Guy was in the corner.
For as long as Cecil could remember, he'd wanted to be a pawnbroker.
Marcus could not see anything.
Going to the bay was a foolhardy idea. Isaac took a bite of his chicken wing.
The physicist opened the door, and led Jordan inside.
Lloyd walked into the outhouse and glanced at Franklin. "You make me cry," he said.
The laundry was spotless.
Wayne was flying. He buttoned up his jacket.
When Armando arrived at his wedding, everyone welcomed him.
Thomas was at the butcher. He had a magnifying glass in his hand.
Sean opened the door to the basement. He could not believe what he saw.
When Johnny arrived at Christmas, Bartholomew laughed.
If the bank robber didn't arrive soon, Stanley didn't know what he would do.
Timothy felt that the spy was dominating.
Love was in the air. Clarence waited.
When Charles opened the door Mrs. Powell looked up from her work.
On Friday, Diane always made peace.
Michelle could see that the zebra was mechanical.
Eduardo was the best construction worker bar none.
As soon as the wedding started, Vera bit her fingernails.
It started like any other night in the library. Marilyn nodded to the dentist.
The smoke coming from the cloakroom made Morris uneasy.
The goose was on the prowl. Leo tried to remain calm.
There had never been a firefighter quite like Kristin Williams, and she knew it.
Elizabeth took a long sip of her punch. It was going to be a long morning.
When rain stopped, Rick knew it was time to move on.
Lady Tracy was waiting in the bathroom.
Luthaumin shielded her eyes against the sun.
It was a dull, insipid Saturday morning. Steven was up the chimney.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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