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When the sun rose, Jacqueline knew it was time to run.
When Emily arrived at Easter, Rosemary cried.
Kelly had been waiting for Eduardo for five hours. He shrugged.
It was a bright and starry night. Pauline was in the food court.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Jacob went over the plan.
Bernice knew that the gladiator was frivolous.
After spending a night in the airport, Ruben was relieved to see his wife.
The bird was on the prowl. Minnie knew exactly what to do.
It was a fun night. Toni rubbed her hands together as she led the sniper into the laundry.
Edward was in the shower. He had a plate in his hand.
Vanessa had never been to the stream. She took a long sip of her soda.
Frances put down the kite slowly.
Lady Kilhirst was reading in the dungeon.
Leroy was the best spy around.
Someone had invited a deer to Thanksgiving. Warren knew it wouldn't end well.
Duane had come to Moscow alone. He was here to meet the model.
It was a quiet morning down by the river.
Lee opened the door to the barn. The stench was unmistakable.
Arnold walked into the cell and looked at Chester. "You make me worry," he said.
Tracey fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Nellie enjoyed the feeling of anticipation. It was going to be a long day.
If the garbage collector didn't arrive soon, Andrea didn't know what she would do.
"You deserve this," Randy told himself as he waited in the food court.
The sound of snoring made Jimmie laugh.
Jeff knew that no one was coming to his funeral.
For as long as Jerry could remember, he'd wanted to be a plumber.
The stonecutter opened the door, and led Jill inside.
When Marcia opened the door Mrs. Washington looked up from her book.
It was a dark and lonely night. Bobbie-Sue was in the bomb-shelter.
As soon as the wedding started, Kristen chewed her lip.
The library was locked.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Carole waited.
Monica could feel her heart beating.
Martha could see that Ann was antisocial.
It was a bleak, wintery February afternoon. Maxine straightened her hair as she led the professor into the stable.
On Friday, Chad always made dumplings.
Maureen opened the door to the armory. She knew it was too late.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Samuel was relieved to see his car.
When Derrick arrived at his wedding, Lois booed him.
Janice fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Julie had invited a physician to Thanksgiving. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Atchua leaned into the wind.
When wolves began to howl, Troy knew it was time to find shelter.
The pony had escaped. Debbie panicked.
Jay rubbed his hands together.
Mitchell could see that Edgar was aimless. He opened the door to the conservatory.
Daryl opened the door to the chapel. The silence was overwhelming.
Lord Armando was in one of his moods.
Birk Moonmage raised his sword.
It started like any other day in the dungeon. Kurt struggled to breathe.
Constance had been waiting for Courtney for six days. She hoped for a miracle.
Justin could not feel anything.
Todd was on the porch. He had a latte in his hand.
Someone had invited a hedgehog to Christmas. Tanya knew what to do.
Alan was the best sleuth bar none.
The astronaut opened the door, and led Myrtle inside.
It was a typical day in the train station. Melvin ground his teeth.
As soon as Easter started, Wilma took a sip of her whiskey.
"It's now or never," Bradley told himself as he waited in the cathedral.
Rodney opened the door to the attic. He wanted a bratwurst.
Jesse bit his fingernails. It was going to be a tough day.
Tina knew that the puppy was sensitive.
For as long as Terry could remember, he'd wanted to be a professor.
If the cook didn't arrive soon, Christina didn't know what she would do.
It was a long way to the planet. Sally stopped and laughed to herself.
When Lee opened the door Mrs. Washington looked up from her book.
The music coming from the bathroom made Agnes uneasy.
Lisa put down the guitar nervously.
Leonard had come to England alone. He was here to meet the spy.
Johnny opened the door to the lounge room. He could not believe what he saw.
Willard could feel his heart beating.
After spending a night under a bridge, Michael was relieved to see his car.
Bruce fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
Gertrude had invited a referee to her wedding. She knew the fun was about to begin.
When wolves began to howl, Carl knew it was time to sleep.
Derek closed his eyes and took a breath.
Kay was missing. She took a bite of her muffin.
Danny could tell that Harold was weary. He opened the door to the living room.
It was a dull, insipid Thursday night. Becky smiled as she led the librarian into the corridor.
Dawn walked into the waiting room and looked at Charlene. "You make me run," she said.
Slarsea shielded her eyes against the light.
Oscar had never been to the island. He checked his phone.
As soon as Easter started, Melissa lit a cigarette.
Constance was suprised to be floating.
The kitchen was full of smoke.
It was a quiet morning down by the pond.
It was a damp winter afternoon. Mae was in the deli.
Jacob had been expecting Bradley for five days. He took a long sip of his Red Bull.
Sheila could see that Penny was a rat catcher. She tried not to feel intimidated.
The interrogator opened the door, and led Jerome inside.
Petia leaned into the wind.
The rabbit had escaped. Henry panicked.
When Bertha opened the door Mr. Jones looked up from his book.
Lady Umberness was in one of her moods.
Scott knew that the kitten was dedicated.
Patrick opened the door to the lounge room. He could not believe what he saw.
Wesley opened the door to the kitchen. He took a sip of his soda.
The sound of laughter made Darren want to cry.
Someone had invited a lamb to Easter. Wallace knew the fun was about to begin.
There had never been a clown quite like Bradley Tremblay, and he knew it.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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