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Norman could see that Jamie was a courier. He tried not to worry.
Amanda was worried that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
As soon as Easter started, Lloyd took a bite of his croissant.
The sound of the lawnmower made Cheryl want to scream.
Claire knew that Betty was sly.
Byron was the best coach in town.
It was a cool night. Ronnie was in the corner.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Draene leaned into the wind.
The fish had escaped. Alicia knew exactly what to do.
Bertha opened the door to the laundry. She had dreamed of this moment.
Tara walked into the corridor and glanced at Mary. "You make me itchy," she said.
Leslie took a bite of her pickle.
It was a long way to the valley. Sally stopped and nodded to the sage.
Going to the hill was a bad idea. Catherine knew it wasn't too late.
There had never been a cheesemaker quite like Alfred Lewis, and he knew it.
Nathaniel was crying. He checked his phone.
When wolves began to howl, Leon knew it was time to run.
The outhouse was ready.
Shannon swallowed nervously. It was going to be a momentous night.
The music coming from the dining room made Pauline hopeful.
The bodyguard opened the door, and led Vernon inside.
"Dare to dream," Daniel told himself as he waited up the chimney.
Baliu Joybile raised her axe.
On Saturday, Claire always made bubbles.
Someone had invited a rat to the party. Melvin knew it wouldn't end well.
When Ana arrived at Thanksgiving, Cecil embraced her.
For as long as Joe could remember, he'd wanted to be a shaman.
Penny was the best clockmaker around.
Dot waited for the battle to begin.
Rhonda staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Petuov shielded his eyes against the light.
As soon as the wedding started, Sherry took a sip of her long white.
Violet had invited a pony to her funeral. She knew what to do.
Freddie was suprised to be floating.
Nelson opened the door to the control room. He chewed his lip.
Ronnie knew that Bradley was childish.
When Roberta arrived at Thanksgiving, Claire cried.
Glenda wanted time to stand still. It was going to be a special day.
Lady Minnie was waiting in the kitchen.
It was a snowy November night. Erica was at the concert.
The stable was locked.
When Valerie opened the door Mr. Jimén ez looked up from his work.
The whale had escaped. Cory knew exactly what to do.
Rosa felt that the surgeon was ignorant.
It was a rainy morning. Mitchell whistled nonchalantly as he led the journalist into the closet.
Evelyn had come to Hong Kong alone. She was here to meet the gardener.
Rene opened the door to the outhouse. The silence was overwhelming.
For as long as Dianne could remember, she'd wanted to be a butcher.
Armando walked into the chapel and looked at Elizabeth. "You make me want to shout," he said.
Glenda could tell that Jeanette was forthright. She opened the door to the control room.
Someone had invited a hamster to Christmas. Willard knew it wouldn't end well.
The dressmaker opened the door, and led Doris inside.
There had never been a florist quite like June Gonzál ez, and she knew it.
Jill put down the teddy bear carefully.
"Just breathe," Ben told himself as he waited in the observatory.
Karen was planking. She closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Sidney smiled knowingly.
Margaret knew that the pony was inquisitive.
Lori was delighted to be alone.
On Thursday, Violet made friends.
Marian had been waiting for Marion for four hours. She took a bite of her bagel.
After spending a night on the street, Jeffrey was relieved to see his mother.
When wolves began to howl, Francis knew it was time to find shelter.
Going to the bay was a good idea. Ernest straightened his clothes.
It was a long way to the pond. Carol stopped and nodded to the archer.
Lee could see that Charles was a mortician. He tried not to laugh.
Kent knew that Greg was helpless.
When Eddie opened the door Mr. Coleman looked up from his book.
George was the best poet in town.
Lloyd opened the door to the office. He had dreamed of this moment.
Darrell fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Holly grinned. It was going to be a long night.
It was a warm summer morning. Julia was in the nuclear power-plant.
It started like any other night in the aquarium. Ralph looked at the time.
Julian knew that the DJ was bored.
As soon as the funeral started, Edgar took a bite of his chicken wing.
It was a quiet fall afternoon. Paula raised her hands as she led the paleontologist into the closet.
"Just try not to cry," Phyllis told herself as she waited in the lighthouse.
Smoke was in the air. Leon waited.
Yolanda was angry that everyone was coming to Easter.
When Johnnie arrived at his party, everyone laughed.
The kitchen was a complete mess.
Eliza-Jane had never been to the waterfall. She whistled nonchalantly.
Ivan checked his reflection.
When Jeanette arrived at Thanksgiving, Ian laughed at her.
The bright light coming from the barn made Calvin uneasy.
There had never been a referee quite like Pamela Freeman, and she knew it.
After spending a night in jail, Seth was relieved to see his boss.
Lady Bexfirth was in one of her moods.
Going to the stream was a nice idea. Carolyn took a bite of her muffin.
Edna had been expecting Dianne for six hours. She went over the plan.
Someone had invited a hippopotamus to the funeral. Colleen knew what to do.
On Thursday, Priscilla always made a movie.
When rain began, Jo-Ellen knew it was time to find shelter.
Barbara was the best photographer around.
It was a long way to the woods. Elmer stopped and scratched his hand.
Victoria walked into the sauna and glanced at Cory. "You make me sad," she said.
Jaime was growing. He took a sip of his daiquiri.
Gabriel could see that Sidney was a wizard. He tried not to smile.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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