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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
As soon as the grand opening started, Suzanne scratched her hand.
It was a cold, moonlit night. Dennis whistled nonchalantly as he led the rat catcher into the chapel.
It was a sad evening. Alice was in the museum.
Lisa could feel her life slipping away.
"Just be yourself," Pauline told herself as she waited in the library.
Sharon opened the door to the office. She could not believe what she saw.
On Sunday, Regina always made sandwiches.
There had never been a stonecutter quite like Daryl Moore, and he knew it.
Daniel was missing. He set aside his spoon.
The sound of the blender made Brett want to cry.
Claire enjoyed the feeling of freedom. It was going to be a momentous morning.
It was a typical morning in the library. Brent looked at the time.
Someone had invited a pony to the wedding. Carmen knew what to do.
The nanny opened the door, and led Cathy inside.
The garage was locked.
Gladys staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Heidi chuckled to herself.
Anne was in the shower. She had a flute in her hand.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
Debbie had never been to the swamp. She hoped for a miracle.
Going to the desert was a terrible idea. Patricia took a long sip of her pinot.
Stephen was worried that everyone was coming to his funeral.
Mary could tell that Juanita was agreeable. She opened the door to the kitchen.
The smell coming from the cloakroom made Ben uneasy.
Kristen was delighted to be free.
Stephanie knew that the chimpanzee was tall.
When Erica arrived at her grand opening, Lillie cried.
Dawn put down the slice of pizza carefully.
Perry opened the door to the attic. He wiped the sweat from his brow.
Lord Langworth was reading in the lobby.
Joe opened the door to the lounge room. He was afraid of what he might find.
When Mary-Beth arrived at Easter, everyone rushed to see her.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Jason opened the door.
It was a morning full of promise. Rosemary scratched her hand as she led the waiter into the garage.
When rain began, Karl knew it was time to move on.
For as long as Alice could remember, she'd wanted to be a DJ.
It was a quiet Monday afternoon. Ella was under the bridge.
Xues leaned into the wind.
The chapel was locked.
Laurie could not see anything.
As soon as the funeral started, Dianne questioned her decision.
It was a long way to the reef. Jorge stopped and wiped the sweat from his brow.
Judy could tell that Erin was a printer. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Barry had come to Paris alone. He was here to meet the teacher.
The tortoise was on the prowl. Jane pretended not to notice.
When Jackie opened the door Mr. Thomp son looked up from his work.
After spending a night in the airport, Scott was relieved to see his mother.
The sound of the seagulls made Dawn laugh.
Tara could see that Marion was sensual.
Andrea could see that the spelunker was disturbing.
Billy raised his hands.
Maureen could tell that Lydia was helpful. She opened the door to the guest room.
The personal trainer opened the door, and led Cory inside.
Floyd hoped that the lamb was artful.
Lonnie knew it was too late. It was going to be a long afternoon.
Someone had invited an ant to the funeral. Martin knew it wouldn't end well.
It started like any other day in the cloakroom. Heather set aside her daiquiri.
On Friday, Barry always made a pillow fort.
For as long as Clifford could remember, he'd wanted to be a dictator.
There had never been a chemist quite like Edna Carter, and she knew it.
Aip shielded his eyes against the blast.
It was a bleak, wintery evening. Sheila was at the butcher.
"It's going to be okay," Darrell told himself as he waited in the office.
Brandy opened the door to the pantry. She grimaced.
If the hunter didn't arrive soon, Sidney didn't know what he would do.
Calvin walked into the bedroom and glanced at Bobby. "You make me nervous," he said.
The bright light coming from the wardrobe made Anna uneasy.
When rain stopped, Nathaniel knew it was time to move on.
The sound of the lawnmower made Gwendolyn angry.
When Nina arrived at her party, everyone stared in disbelief.
Judith felt that Shirley was methodical.
It was a bitterly cold night. Alberto set aside his spoon as he led the truck driver into the barn.
Jaime was at the football stadium. He had a credit card in his hand.
The garage was spotless.
After spending a night in jail, Felix was relieved to see his home.
Love was in the air. Elmer waited.
Dora had been waiting for Mae for days. She knew it was too late.
Jamie opened the door to the dungeon. The stench was unmistakable.
Lynn could see that Heidi was objective. She opened the door to the attic.
The scientist opened the door, and led Cassandra inside.
Hector wanted one last chance.
It started like any other morning in the deli. Leon rubbed his hands together.
Jessie could see that Hazel was a surgeon. She tried not to laugh.
Gene could see that the lion was humiliated.
As soon as the grand opening started, Robert shrugged.
There had never been a plumber quite like Seth Coleman, and he knew it.
Rodney was the best sniper bar none.
Jeff knew that the swordsmith was clear-headed.
When Andrea opened the door Mr. Garcia looked up from his book.
Catherine could not see anything.
When the moon came up, Justin knew it was time to sleep.
Herman put down the cracker carefully.
It was a hot and humid December night. Brent was in the food court.
Squuepa shielded his eyes against the sun.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Derek laugh.
Clyde had invited a camel to Easter. He knew it wouldn't end well.
The elephant was on the loose. Jack panicked.
Going to the sea was a bad idea. Melissa checked her reflection.
Manuel staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
When Lisa arrived at her wedding, everyone rushed to see her.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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