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Gwendolyn walked into the garage and looked at Ray. "You make me sad," she said.
Melvin could see that Stanley was shy.
Alex could tell that Henry was a juggler. He tried not to smile.
If the spy didn't arrive soon, Greg didn't know what he would do.
Raul opened the door to the pantry. The smell was surprisingly pleasant.
Lori was delighted to be alone.
Frederick had come to America prepared. He was here to meet the astronaut.
Renee staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Cruarp shielded her eyes against the sun.
Joel had never been to the sea. He lowered his gaze.
On Monday, Brandy made peace.
Cynthia opened the door to the dining room. She took a bite of her icecream.
For as long as Benjamin could remember, he'd wanted to be a drug dealer.
The butcher opened the door, and led Jo-Ellen inside.
It was a dark and lonely June night. Bryan cracked open another beer as he led the fishmonger into the guest room.
Victoria hoped that everyone was coming to her party.
As soon as Easter started, Rodney chuckled to himself.
Roberta was the best fraudster who ever lived.
It was a long way to the lake. Nicholas stopped and took a long sip of his Jack Daniels.
Reginald had invited a kangaroo to Thanksgiving. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Jack could not see anything.
After spending a night in hospital, Victor was relieved to see his husband.
Jim was at the train station. He had a pen in his hand.
When the sun rose, Hector knew it was time to run.
Riade waited for the battle to begin.
The smoke coming from the laundry made Pearl hopeful.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
The chicken was on the prowl. Sidney panicked.
Tracey put down the ukulele nervously.
Jon had come to New York alone. He was here to meet the police officer.
When Maurice opened the door Mrs. Lewis looked up from her work.
It was a wintery morning. Randy was over the fence.
Mary-Jo straightened her hair.
Crystal was delighted to be floating.
Brian hoped that the elephant was overjoyed.
Elaine opened the door to the bedroom. The silence was overwhelming.
Lady Langhirst was in one of her moods.
Naerkuo shielded her eyes against the blast.
Someone had invited a fly to the wedding. Anthony knew the fun was about to begin.
Teresa was the best taxi-driver in town.
For as long as Ruben could remember, he'd wanted to be a mason.
It was a cool spring night. Franklin scratched his hand as he led the plumber into the office.
Mildred staggered in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
Shane was going. He checked his phone.
Velma hoped that Samantha was good-natured.
Billy looked at the time. It was going to be a tough morning.
"Patience is a virtue," Ellen told herself as she waited at the travel agent.
Faluark Joyseller raised her fist.
After spending a night under a bridge, Tonya was relieved to see her father.
Caroline was at the pub. She had a flower in her hand.
It was a long way to the swamp. Gwendolyn stopped and questioned her plan.
When Beth arrived at her funeral, everyone fainted.
The noises coming from the outhouse made Sidney hopeful.
Everett could see that the interior designer was incorruptible.
Duane could see that Jerome was a barista. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Leonard had come to New York alone. He was here to meet the impersonator.
Preseuw leaned into the wind.
The lighthouse-keeper opened the door, and led Joann inside.
On Saturday, Ross made up.
Ricky knew that the rabbit was treacherous.
It was a dark, moonless Tuesday night. Tanya was in the pantry.
Jane was suprised to be alone.
Cheryl opened the door to the closet. The silence was overwhelming.
Zachary took a sip of his punch.
When rain stopped, Felix knew it was time to find shelter.
The ant was on the loose. Angela panicked.
Arlene was worried that no one was coming to her funeral.
If the editor didn't arrive soon, Ken didn't know what he would do.
Ian had never been to the mountain. He checked his phone.
Valerie was in the deli. She had a blue highlighter in her hand.
Bertha was choosing. She straightened her hair.
As soon as Easter started, Ben cracked open another beer.
When Amy arrived at her party, everyone booed her.
Going to the forest was a great idea. Ivan knew it was too late.
The sound of the drill made Hazel hesitant.
Jose had been waiting for Dale for two hours. He twiddled his thumbs.
Myrtle could see that Sue was tidy.
It started like any other afternoon in the concert. Cynthia checked her phone.
Jean could not see anything.
Bruce could tell that Julio was hardworking. He opened the door to the cloakroom.
When Catherine arrived at Easter, Jeanette cried.
Eduardo could see that the candlemaker was peaceful.
Ronald scratched his hand. It was going to be a tough night.
Rita walked into the pantry and glanced at Jay. "You make me want to shout," she said.
Erin could see that the tortoise was paralyzed.
Zachary was the best chef in town.
Cheryl could feel her life slipping away.
Joff leaned into the wind.
Mary-Lou was delighted to be alone.
If the sleuth didn't arrive soon, Daniel didn't know what he would do.
It was a dull, insipid December evening. Rodney was over the fence.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Kim was relieved to see her home.
Warren had come to the lighthouse alone. He was here to meet the explorer.
Auck shielded his eyes against the blast.
When the moon came up, Evelyn knew it was time to move on.
Howard was angry that no one was coming to his grand opening.
"No one will ever know," Seth told himself as he waited at school.
It was a long way to the beach. Herbert stopped and took a bite of his candy-bar.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Annie hesitant.
Dean staggered in the gloom. The walls were rough.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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