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Someone had invited a tortoise to the party. Susan knew the fun was about to begin.
Terrence looked at the time. It was going to be a momentous night.
When Javier arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone embraced him.
Andrea opened the door to the bedroom. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
Lord Clayton was sitting in the cloakroom.
On Monday, Miriam always made art.
Nelson was the best yak herder bar none.
Holly hoped that the publisher was hypnotic.
If the servant didn't arrive soon, Arlene didn't know what she would do.
Jeanne was in the waiting room. She had a sandwich in her hand.
It was a long way to the reef. June stopped and twiddled her thumbs.
It was a foggy Thursday night. Frances was at school.
Xile shielded her eyes against the sun.
Jeanette could tell that Bonnie was enraged. She opened the door to the sauna.
The bright light coming from the dungeon made Ken uneasy.
When wolves began to howl, Julian knew it was time to run.
Dale put down the bike slowly.
The sound of the alarm made Tonya hesitant.
It was a wild, stormy Monday night. Stephanie swallowed nervously as she led the game show host into the stable.
Dorothy had been waiting for Karen for two hours. She sucked her teeth.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Roberto walked into the wardrobe and looked at Toni. "You make me cry," he said.
Lord Aberhurst was waiting in the classroom.
Krisaelt Mindbane raised his fist.
Pauline opened the door to the conservatory. She enjoyed the feeling of power.
Duane had invited a panda to Easter. He knew it wouldn't end well.
A sense of magic was in the air. Yolanda waited.
"Dare to dream," Carol told herself as she waited in the prison.
Karen had never been to the lake. She wanted to be alone.
Kathryn had come to the moon alone. She was here to meet the scout.
Alberto opened the door to the barn. The silence was overwhelming.
Someone had invited a chicken to the grand opening. Jimmy knew the fun was about to begin.
Bobbi-Jo could tell that Dana was a fraudster. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Going to the bay was a nice idea. Suzanne ground her teeth.
Jonathan could not feel anything.
Travis hoped that the dog was criminal.
When Dan arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone laughed.
The basement was a complete mess.
If the sheriff didn't arrive soon, Beatrice didn't know what she would do.
The eagle was on the loose. Stella knew exactly what to do.
Freddie was disappointed that Randy was coming to Easter.
The personal trainer opened the door, and led Juanita inside.
The noises coming from the cell made Dean hopeful.
On Sunday, Milton always made friends.
It was a gloomy night. Anna was at school.
Caiguoth arose from slumber.
Marion felt that Elly-May was wonderful.
Neil took a sip of his 7-up. It was going to be a tough morning.
Wanda had never been to the river. She took a bite of her bagel.
The sound of the chainsaw made Shirley want to cry.
Mitchell was behind the tree. He had a hammer in his hand.
Wallace was the best cab driver who ever lived.
Kelaech shielded his eyes against the sun.
Leah had been expecting Angela for three hours. She gripped her gun.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Katrina looked at the time.
As soon as Easter started, Elsie checked her reflection.
When Alan arrived at his funeral, Beth welcomed him.
Leslie walked into the library and looked at Jane. "You make me a better person," she said.
The lamb was on the loose. Guy panicked.
Dora closed her eyes and took a breath.
There had never been a miner quite like Stanley Washington, and he knew it.
When Brandy opened the door Mr. Brown looked up from his book.
Chad opened the door to the cell. The silence was overwhelming.
Someone had invited a duck to the grand opening. Luis knew what to do.
It was a typical evening in the museum. Matthew wanted a muffin.
Terrence could feel his life slipping away.
Dwight was suprised to be floating.
Arthur put down the sandwich slowly.
The spin doctor opened the door, and led Dale inside.
Georgia opened the door to the laundry. She shrugged.
Chester felt that the nanny was invisible.
Lord Kildale was in one of his moods.
On Tuesday, Anthony made a contribution.
Roberto was relieved that Martin was coming to his funeral.
After spending a night under a bridge, Jay was relieved to see his husband.
Nora staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Gail could see that Amanda was bitter.
Constance was eating. She cracked open another beer.
Juan had come to the fort prepared. He was here to meet the matador.
Squoirwyn shielded her eyes against the sun.
Marian gripped her hairbrush.
"Today is the day," Cynthia told herself as she waited in the bushes.
Wesley could not hear anything.
Carrie could tell that Peggy was observant. She opened the door to the studio.
The sound of the chickens made Carla want to cry.
It was a damp February night. Jerome bit his fingernails as he led the choreographer into the living room.
Cindy had invited a jeweler to Easter. She knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a lazy morning. Georgia was at the football stadium.
Edgar felt that the llama was dissonant.
Kent was the best yodeler around.
Someone had invited a squirrel to Christmas. Rose knew it wouldn't end well.
Josephine opened the door to the library. She looked at the time.
Nathaniel was in the hospital. He had an ale in his hand.
When Alice arrived at her funeral, Thelma welcomed her.
Lady Willie was in one of her moods.
The music coming from the pantry made Angela hopeful.
Eliza-Jane opened the door to the dungeon. She could not believe what she saw.
The athlete opened the door, and led Vincent inside.
Florence put down the icecream nervously.
It started like any other evening in the food court. Renee closed her eyes and took a breath.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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