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Jimmie was behind the curtains. He had an egg nog in his hand.
When Jesus opened the door Mr. Young looked up from his book.
When Adrian arrived at his wedding, Jesse laughed.
It was a clear and cloudless spring night. Lynn bit her fingernails as she led the carver into the office.
It was a rain-swept July afternoon. Barry was in the basement.
Terry had been expecting Amy for two hours. She took a bite of her slice of pizza.
Lord Thornmagh was in one of his moods.
When rain began, Franklin knew it was time to find shelter.
Anne had never been to the river. She wanted a smoke.
Jimmie could tell that Leroy was a stonecutter. He tried not to laugh.
The smell coming from the closet made Vernon hopeful.
Thomas hoped that the gate-keeper was lustful.
When Alma arrived at her wedding, Danny ignored her.
Going to the forest was a bad idea. Marion took a bite of her hot dog.
Maria walked into the bedroom and glanced at Raymond. "You make me afraid," she said.
Evelyn could tell that Ethel was infuriated. She opened the door to the dining room.
Richard smiled knowingly.
Someone had invited a bee to Christmas. Willard knew it wouldn't end well.
A sense of magic was in the air. Jennie looked at the time.
After spending a night under a bridge, Andre was relieved to see his mother.
Jesus opened the door to the kitchen. He straightened his clothes.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Vanessa wanted one last chance.
Roland was choosing. He lowered his gaze.
Howard could feel his heart beating.
Melinda bit her fingernails. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
The dancer opened the door, and led Ron inside.
Jose staggered in the gloom. The walls were damp.
Kay was the best drummer in town.
Lady Ecclesmeadow was reading in the sauna.
On Saturday, Wanda made peace.
If the sage didn't arrive soon, Gwendolyn didn't know what she would do.
Sara felt that Laura-May was imaginative.
The fox was on the loose. Elly-May tried to remain calm.
Psea waited for the battle to begin.
Kristina had come to Canada alone. She was here to meet the scientist.
Helen was behind the tree. She had a key in her hand.
There had never been a baker quite like Allen RodrĂgu ez, and he knew it.
It was a dull, insipid morning. Tracey was at the bakery.
Crystal had never been to the forest. She giggled to herself.
Someone had invited a hippopotamus to Thanksgiving. Karen knew the fun was about to begin.
Stacy felt that the fox was noncompetitive.
The office was locked.
Duane opened the door to the barn. He had dreamed of this moment.
Vivian put down the apple slowly.
Sara could see that Mary-Lou was hardy. She opened the door to the basement.
The sound of laughter made Mathew hesitant.
Going to the lake was a great idea. Gwendolyn chewed some gum.
Willie had been waiting for Carl for three hours. He twiddled his thumbs.
When Elaine arrived at her funeral, Patricia ignored her.
Jo-Ellen staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
"It's now or never," Megan told herself as she waited in the supermarket.
Harold had invited a monkey to his party. He knew it wouldn't end well.
When Josephine opened the door Mr. Nel son looked up from his book.
Olga could feel her heart beating.
It was a long way to the forest. Misty stopped and swallowed nervously.
It was a brilliant winter morning. Sally lit a cigarette as she led the crook into the kitchen.
The writer opened the door, and led Hector inside.
On Monday, Heather made it right.
There had never been a dictator quite like Sonia Martin, and she knew it.
Geraldine opened the door to the living room. She enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
As soon as the funeral started, Danny scratched his hand.
When Julia arrived at her wedding, Michele cried.
Suzanne felt that Rita was intolerant.
If the wedding planner didn't arrive soon, Sandra didn't know what she would do.
Bertha was the best sage in town.
Diane was believing. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
Janice was suprised to be alone.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Michelle was relieved to see her wife.
Chaoba shielded her eyes against the light.
Lori felt that the chicken was insulting.
Lady Jo was in one of her moods.
Veronica opened the door to the lobby. The stench was unmistakable.
Nathaniel had been expecting Johnny for three hours. He ground his teeth.
Lynn hoped that the student was ready.
It was a typical night in the nuclear power-plant. Steve smiled.
Mario put down the spring-roll nervously.
Tony fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Shirley was at the wax museum. She had a fork in her hand.
Zachary had come to the palace alone. He was here to meet the optometrist.
The lounge room was the perfect location.
It was a long way to the cave. Derek stopped and lit a cigarette.
When rain began, Dana knew it was time to run.
It was a sad night. Perry was in the lighthouse.
Randy had invited a yak herder to his party. He knew what to do.
Trorpou waited for the battle to begin.
"Dare to dream," Juanita told herself as she waited over the fence.
For as long as Greg could remember, he'd wanted to be a magistrate.
Mary-Beth nodded to the ventriloquist. It was going to be a long night.
As soon as the funeral started, Eduardo went over the plan.
Smoke was in the air. Angel opened the door.
It was a damp spring night. Frank shuddered in anticipation as he led the governor into the library.
The magician opened the door, and led Willard inside.
Joy opened the door to the pantry. She chewed her lip.
When Audrey arrived at Easter, everyone stared in disbelief.
Juan had never been to the hill. He raised his hands.
When Jim-Bob arrived at his grand opening, Vernon booed him.
After spending a night in the airport, Leslie was relieved to see his home.
Gina was crying. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Going to the stream was a great idea. Joel twiddled his thumbs.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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