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Bertha knew it was too late. It was going to be a special night.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Kent looked at the time.
For as long as Ann could remember, she'd wanted to be a mayor.
Louise had invited a coach to Thanksgiving. She knew what to do.
Someone had invited a frog to the wedding. Kristina knew it wouldn't end well.
Lady Norhurst was waiting in the library.
Caroline was dancing. She closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
It was a hot afternoon. Cynthia was in the deli.
If the waiter didn't arrive soon, Margaret didn't know what she would do.
Travis had never been to the desert. He took a sip of his ale.
Jimmie opened the door to the corridor. He took a bite of his burger.
Kim could tell that Lena was placid. She opened the door to the office.
"Dare to dream," Carole told herself as she waited at the pub.
When Cheryl arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone welcomed her.
Tanya felt that the duck was inflamed.
Teresa felt that the herald was unhappy.
It was a long way to the gully. Bill stopped and questioned his plan.
Caocry Skycrest raised her fist.
Herbert had been expecting Freddie for hours. He took a long sip of his daiquiri.
The sound of the waterfall made Christine want to scream.
Arthur could see that Andrew was a gate-keeper. He tried not to smile.
The hairdresser opened the door, and led Ruby inside.
Leslie walked into the garage and glanced at Toni. "You make me afraid," he said.
It was a wintery October afternoon. Gordon took a bite of his pickle as he led the priest into the basement.
On Friday, Jo-Ellen made friends.
Julio had come to Santa's workshop alone. He was here to meet the manicurist.
Lena was in the shower. She had a bouquet in her hand.
When Dustin opened the door Mrs. Smith looked up from her work.
Seth staggered in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Vosmui leaned into the wind.
Tracey had never been to the mountain. She nodded to the exterminator.
Going to the river was a good idea. Glen took a sip of his long white.
It was a brilliant January afternoon. Clara was in the hair salon.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
Olga could see that Lori was spontaneous.
Katherine closed her eyes and took a breath. It was going to be a long day.
Sharon opened the door to the cloakroom. She could not believe what she saw.
After spending a night on a plane, Connie was relieved to see her husband.
Someone had invited a bird to Christmas. Holly knew it wouldn't end well.
If the builder didn't arrive soon, Rick didn't know what he would do.
It started like any other evening in the temple. Seth enjoyed the feeling of power.
Michele cracked open another beer.
Karen opened the door to the dungeon. She chewed her lip.
For as long as Roger could remember, he'd wanted to be a social worker.
Heather was the best pirate around.
Sarah-Jane hoped that the teacher was gallant.
Jimmy could see that the rabbit was affectionate.
Daniel could tell that Barry was unsure. He opened the door to the bedroom.
The nanny opened the door, and led Laura inside.
When Dolores opened the door Mrs. Carter looked up from her work.
Clinton could not hear anything.
It was a cool Sunday afternoon. Harry checked his watch as he led the truck driver into the dungeon.
Lucy knew that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
Samantha had invited a hypnotist to her party. She knew what to do.
As soon as the grand opening started, Arthur chewed his lip.
When Alex arrived at his wedding, everyone fainted.
The sound of snoring made Jeremy want to scream.
Naomi had come to Paris alone. She was here to meet the director.
John was suprised to be free.
Ted hoped that Corey was prejudiced.
If the chief of police didn't arrive soon, Chad didn't know what he would do.
When Diane arrived at Easter, Pamela rushed to see her.
Someone had invited a rabbit to Christmas. Rosa knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a long way to the woods. Henry stopped and looked at the time.
Antonio was standing. He shrugged.
When rain stopped, Roy knew it was time to move on.
Alan walked into the laundry and looked at Virgil. "You make me yawn," he said.
Jose could see that Larry was an imam. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Going to the bay was a great idea. Elmer closed his eyes and took a breath.
When Terri opened the door Mrs. Baker looked up from her book.
The smell coming from the dungeon made Marie uneasy.
There had never been a coach quite like Mabel Wright, and she knew it.
The guest room was locked.
Love was in the air. Mildred waited.
Lucille was the best beggar bar none.
Lonnie opened the door to the lobby. He nodded to the assassin.
On Friday, Lydia always made animal sounds.
Madison opened the door to the bathroom. She was afraid of what she might find.
Ralolt shielded his eyes against the sun.
Samuel put down the guitar carefully.
For as long as Bessie could remember, she'd wanted to be a bodyguard.
It was a typical evening in the bakery. Philip lit a cigarette.
It was a quiet afternoon. Valerie was in the museum.
The deputy opened the door, and led Billy inside.
As soon as the funeral started, Linda meditated.
"No one will ever know," Marcia told herself as she waited in the hospital.
Seth felt that the tortoise was repentant.
Christy felt that Jenny was tasteless.
Naomi had invited a lobster to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
The hedgehog was on the loose. Oscar tried to remain calm.
The sound of the squeak toy made Kristina laugh.
Going to the volcano was a nice idea. Katie chewed some gum.
After spending a night on a train, Katrina was relieved to see her wife.
Rodney had been expecting Harvey for three hours. He buttoned up his jacket.
If the private detective didn't arrive soon, Elmer didn't know what he would do.
Someone had invited a lamb to Christmas. Sidney knew it wouldn't end well.
Jack took a bite of his cracker. It was going to be a special afternoon.
Ceusys waited for the battle to begin.
Courtney rubbed her hands together.
Nellie could see that Alicia was sweet. She opened the door to the lounge room.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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