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Enrique could not feel anything.
Vicki had been expecting Jackie for five hours. She snapped her fingers.
It was a misty autumn morning. Stanley was in the basement.
If the servant didn't arrive soon, Darren didn't know what he would do.
The smoke coming from the laundry made Tammy hopeful.
Annette could tell that Claire was predatory. She opened the door to the kitchen.
Felicia was relieved that no one was coming to her wedding.
Andy could feel his heart beating.
When the sun rose, Claudia knew it was time to move on.
Going to the cave was a terrible idea. Wallace grinned.
Clarence meditated.
When Leona arrived at her funeral, Rose fainted.
"Just breathe," Shane told himself as he waited in the cave.
Someone had invited a squirrel to Easter. Ann knew it wouldn't end well.
Wanda opened the door to the living room. Her senses were overwhelmed.
The photographer opened the door, and led Mathew inside.
As soon as Christmas started, Thomas checked his phone.
It was a busy spring morning. Alvin whistled nonchalantly as he led the historian into the barn.
It was a long way to the cave. Margaret stopped and ground her teeth.
Kent staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
Zowoa arose from slumber.
Jerome felt that Danny was sophisticated.
After spending a night in jail, Lois was relieved to see her husband.
There had never been a hunter quite like Lorraine Baker, and she knew it.
When Michelle opened the door Mrs. Carter looked up from her work.
Becky was the best gladiator who ever lived.
When Lucy arrived at her funeral, Pamela embraced her.
Lauren had been expecting Cheryl for two days. She closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette.
Lady Vivian was in one of her moods.
Smoke was in the air. Peggy waited.
Beth had invited a monkey to her wedding. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Andrea could feel her heart beating.
Sonia opened the door to the office. She bit her fingernails.
The dining room was covered in blood.
Juan knew that the shipwright was old.
Gail took a long sip of her margarita. It was going to be a special day.
Michele could see that Mae was fanatical. She opened the door to the basement.
When rain stopped, Marlene knew it was time to find shelter.
Yvonne opened the door to the lobby. The silence was overwhelming.
When Ann arrived at Christmas, everyone cried.
Joy put down the candy-bar nervously.
Claude walked into the attic and glanced at Lillian. "You make me exercise," he said.
Lady Stoneton was in one of her moods.
The sound of the faucet dripping made Lisa angry.
It was a long way to the pond. Melissa stopped and raised her hands.
Eddie had come to London alone. He was here to meet the monk.
As soon as the funeral started, Frank wanted chocolate.
"Just breathe," William told himself as he waited in the deli.
Emma knew that the beaver was bold.
Nourdabon arose from slumber.
When Emily opened the door Mrs. Parker looked up from her book.
The zebra was on the prowl. Joshua tried to remain calm.
On Wednesday, Linda always made an effort.
For as long as Gladys could remember, she'd wanted to be a governor.
Eva had never been to the creek. She chewed her lip.
It was a gloomy - Months afternoon. Peggy took a bite of her bagel as she led the explorer into the pantry.
Dave fumbled in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Going to the desert island was a nice idea. Kay smiled knowingly.
When Rhonda arrived at her funeral, everyone ignored her.
It was a morning full of promise. Michelle was in the bushes.
Sergio could feel his heart beating.
There had never been a goatherd quite like Leon Allen, and he knew it.
Joseph lit a cigarette.
It was a typical evening in the food court. Wesley questioned his plan.
Derek was climbing. He grinned.
It started like any other morning in the lounge room. Cecil took a bite of his kebab.
When rain stopped, Ruben knew it was time to sleep.
Goema shielded her eyes against the blast.
"Maybe no one will notice," Julie told herself as she waited in the theatre.
Johnny had been expecting Chester for three days. He crouched and tied his laces.
Grace was suprised to be floating.
Connie walked into the wardrobe and glanced at Jesse. "You make me hot," she said.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Shirley was relieved to see her car.
Frank opened the door to the dungeon. His senses were overwhelmed.
Felix was the best accountant bar none.
Renee put down the kebab carefully.
Someone had invited a penguin to Easter. Kristin knew the fun was about to begin.
Steven had invited a lamb to his party. He knew what to do.
When Roy opened the door Mrs. Frederick son looked up from her work.
Going to the lake was a bad idea. Ethel lit a cigarette.
Ryan had never been to the sea. He straightened his hair.
As soon as Christmas started, Gordon chewed some gum.
Gina was at the zoo. She had a hammer in her hand.
The bathroom was covered in blood.
Margaret knew that the goatherd was funny.
Oscar could see that Brandon was an exotic dancer. He tried not to worry.
For as long as Lee could remember, he'd wanted to be a drummer.
Cynthia could feel her life slipping away.
It was a fun night. Rachel was at the wax museum.
The snake was on the loose. Robert knew exactly what to do.
Rita had come to the windmill prepared. She was here to meet the mathematician.
Carol fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
If the scout didn't arrive soon, Sergio didn't know what he would do.
There had never been a weaver quite like Eliza-Jane Allen, and she knew it.
It was a sad winter night. Justin bit his fingernails as he led the marine into the corridor.
A sense of magic was in the air. Erik smiled knowingly.
Jeanne hoped that the goat was unstable.
When wolves began to howl, Victoria knew it was time to run.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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