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For as long as Frederick could remember, he'd wanted to be a salesperson.
It was a tumultuous February night. Willie took a sip of her Jack Daniels as she led the webmaster into the lobby.
Nora walked into the waiting room and glanced at Beatrice. "You make me feel good," she said.
Lord Gerald was in one of his moods.
When the sun rose, Terry knew it was time to move on.
"Time to shine," Dennis told himself as he waited in the cafe.
Going to the river was a bad idea. Minnie ground her teeth.
When Gene arrived at his grand opening, everyone embraced him.
Lloyd could feel his heart beating.
A sense of magic was in the air. Loretta looked at the time.
Leona had been expecting Kay for four days. She snapped her fingers.
When Russell arrived at Christmas, Brandon stared in disbelief.
It was a long way to the valley. Samantha stopped and closed her eyes and took a breath.
Mary-Jo had come to Rome alone. She was here to meet the herbalist.
Marc felt that the beekeeper was contemptible.
Timothy opened the door to the classroom. He hoped for a miracle.
There had never been a gondolier quite like Brett Daw son, and he knew it.
It started like any other morning in the bomb-shelter. Janice took a sip of her piña colada.
Clyde could tell that Troy was a magician. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Judith crouched and tied her laces. It was going to be a special morning.
When Dennis opened the door Mrs. Parker looked up from her work.
Vincent was the best weaver who ever lived.
Yelaik arose from slumber.
On Saturday, Eddie made a contribution.
As soon as the party started, Josephine wanted food.
Willie was farting. He laughed to himself.
Someone had invited a giraffe to the wedding. Barbara knew what to do.
Amber opened the door to the attic. She had dreamed of this moment.
Marjorie was in the waiting room. She had a flower in her hand.
Evelyn was delighted to be alone.
Going to the waterfall was a great idea. Nellie checked her watch.
Brandine put down the sandwich carefully.
It was a busy August afternoon. Lisa was in the cafe.
Pamela was disappointed that no one was coming to her grand opening.
Smoke was in the air. Martha smiled knowingly.
The sound of the waves made Ruben angry.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Charlotte took a bite of her bread-stick as she led the singer into the lobby.
Yesuirn Lovereaper raised his sword.
Lynn had come to Mars prepared. She was here to meet the bank robber.
Ben had invited a chemist to his party. He knew the fun was about to begin.
The attic was locked.
The smell coming from the lounge room made Russell hopeful.
If the impersonator didn't arrive soon, Cynthia didn't know what she would do.
Chad had never been to the forest. He bit his fingernails.
Naomi knew that the whale was discreet.
Ray struggled to breathe. It was going to be a long morning.
Elsie opened the door to the classroom. She chuckled to herself.
Jason could tell that Javier was dismayed. He opened the door to the dining room.
For as long as Gordon could remember, he'd wanted to be a detective.
As soon as the funeral started, Jessica lowered her gaze.
On Saturday, Jerome always made pizza.
Lady Shelly was reading in the guest room.
The lawyer opened the door, and led Benjamin inside.
The bird was on the prowl. Douglas panicked.
Fatshairia waited for the battle to begin.
Lady Mildred was in one of her moods.
Audrey was on the bus. She had a can opener in her hand.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
There had never been a bodyguard quite like Emily Allen, and she knew it.
After spending a night on a train, Felicia was relieved to see her boss.
Thomas knew that the burglar was elegant.
When Marie opened the door Mrs. Adams looked up from her work.
Someone had invited a rabbit to Thanksgiving. Vincent knew the fun was about to begin.
Phyllis had come to Cairo alone. She was here to meet the pharmacist.
When the moon came up, Rosemary knew it was time to sleep.
Marshall was disappointed that no one was coming to his grand opening.
Samuel opened the door to the dining room. He was afraid of what he would find.
Claude could feel his life slipping away.
As soon as the wedding started, Irene picked up her pencil.
When Courtney arrived at her funeral, everyone booed her.
Lord Ravensgate was in one of his moods.
For as long as Jo could remember, she'd wanted to be a sleuth.
Nicole put down the ball nervously.
Yvonne was the best boatbuilder in town.
The smoke coming from the basement made Julian uneasy.
Joshua was suprised to be floating.
Patsy could tell that Tina was cheerful. She opened the door to the sauna.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Dora laugh.
"Dare to dream," Maurice told himself as he waited at the mall.
Zumuesm shielded his eyes against the blast.
Lady Kathryn was in one of her moods.
Marcia had invited a bee to Easter. She knew it wouldn't end well.
The tiger was on the loose. Lillie tried to remain calm.
Marvin staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Jeanette was relieved to see her wife.
Clayton scratched his hand.
Love was in the air. Michele opened the door.
Harvey could tell that Javier was a security guard. He tried not to worry.
When Eleanor arrived at Christmas, everyone embraced her.
When Melvin arrived at his wedding, Alan fainted.
The corridor was a complete mess.
When Dustin opened the door Mr. Martin looked up from his book.
Someone had invited an octopus to the party. Mary-Lou knew it wouldn't end well.
Erica opened the door to the walk-in freezer. She was afraid of what she would find.
Debbie had never been to the beach. She lit a cigarette.
It was a gloomy morning. Max tried to hide as he led the sleuth into the basement.
Dora was acting. She smiled knowingly.
Going to the hill was a nice idea. Shannon lowered her gaze.
It was a cold, moonlit Friday night. Aaron was in the nuclear power-plant.
Mary-Beth had been waiting for Bonnie for four hours. She meditated.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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