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As soon as the grand opening started, Maria scratched her hand.
Chester chewed his lip. It was going to be a momentous day.
Going to the swamp was a bad idea. Erik wanted a banana.
When Ronald opened the door Mr. Carter looked up from his book.
Jose put down the licorice twist slowly.
For as long as Antonio could remember, he'd wanted to be a DJ.
Lord Jamesminster was in one of his moods.
Ian had come to Cairo prepared. He was here to meet the gate-keeper.
There had never been a guide quite like Jeanne Coleman, and she knew it.
It was a bright and starry June night. Jennifer enjoyed the feeling of power as she led the artist into the wardrobe.
Lady Frances was reading in the wine cellar.
Salvador opened the door to the cell. He was afraid of what he would find.
Someone had invited an elephant to Thanksgiving. Stephen knew it wouldn't end well.
If the weaver didn't arrive soon, Maurice didn't know what he would do.
Brittany had invited a goat to her wedding. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Cheryl had never been to the cave. She wanted a drink.
Claudia staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
The noises coming from the dungeon made Terrance hopeful.
When Stephanie arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed at her.
The bathroom was covered in blood.
The swan was on the loose. Ronnie pretended not to notice.
Anita was worried that no one was coming to her party.
When Caroline arrived at her funeral, everyone fainted.
On Tuesday, Ann always made it through.
Fred was the best diplomat who ever lived.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
It was a brilliant evening. Ruth was in the hair salon.
Leslie had been expecting Juan for two days. He chewed his lip.
As soon as the wedding started, Katrina took a long sip of her cranberry juice.
Toni had come to the liferaft prepared. She was here to meet the saxophonist.
Going to the forest was a terrible idea. Marian ground her teeth.
Anita put down the guitar carefully.
Billie walked into the lounge room and looked at Gerald. "You make me exercise," she said.
When wolves began to howl, David knew it was time to move on.
The sound of the angle-grinder made Craig angry.
Lady Julie was in one of her moods.
There had never been a lifeguard quite like Edith Campbell, and she knew it.
Sheila raised her hands. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
When Johnnie arrived at Christmas, everyone embraced him.
"You deserve this," Jerome told himself as he waited in the bath.
Nelson had invited a kitten to his grand opening. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Scutshauc shielded her eyes against the sun.
After spending a night on the street, Agnes was relieved to see her husband.
Lucy could tell that Helen was a wizard. She tried not to laugh.
Rosa had never been to the sea. She took a bite of her spring-roll.
Ted felt that Kenneth was dirty.
Salvador could tell that Mario was ambitious. He opened the door to the dining room.
For as long as Rosemary could remember, she'd wanted to be a dictator.
It was a long way to the bay. Jordan stopped and took a sip of his gin and tonic.
It was a bleak, wintery Friday evening. Georgia was at the bus stop.
If the astronaut didn't arrive soon, Jack didn't know what he would do.
Gene staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
Dennis had come to England alone. He was here to meet the illustrator.
When Howard arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone cried.
As soon as the wedding started, Raymond wanted a spring-roll.
Marvin felt that the puppy was graceless.
Joanne knew that the deputy was embarrassed.
Leonard was in the hole. He had a hairbrush in his hand.
Regina was farting. She went over the plan.
Stacy opened the door to the basement. She chewed her lip.
Elly-May put down the doll nervously.
Shelly was suprised to be alive.
The surgeon opened the door, and led Andrea inside.
Clara was the best terrorist who ever lived.
When wolves began to howl, Darryl knew it was time to move on.
Elizabeth had been waiting for Connie for three days. She snapped her fingers.
Jerry walked into the wardrobe and looked at Frances. "You make me cry," he said.
Jamie opened the door to the bathroom. The stench was overwhelming.
Jim-Bob could see that Larry was a cartoonist. He tried not to laugh.
There had never been a locksmith quite like Vickie Powell, and she knew it.
When Sandra arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone embraced her.
On Saturday, Ross made it matter.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
When Tonya opened the door Mr. Moore looked up from his work.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Margie was relieved to see her car.
Criosh leaned into the wind.
It was a clear, bright November morning. Mike was in the lighthouse.
Brad could tell that Byron was fun-loving. He opened the door to the dungeon.
Misty questioned her decision. It was going to be a momentous night.
When Clarence arrived at his wedding, everyone laughed.
If the tax collector didn't arrive soon, Glen didn't know what he would do.
Michelle could feel her life slipping away.
Love was in the air. Sidney opened the door.
Someone had invited a whale to Christmas. Catherine knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a long way to the beach. Jessie stopped and took a sip of her pinot.
Lord Lampscoombe was in one of his moods.
Marian was missing. She struggled to breathe.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Margie chewed some gum.
Juanita was at the wax museum. She had a credit card in her hand.
The duck had escaped. Bradley tried to remain calm.
For as long as Vicki could remember, she'd wanted to be a gondolier.
Stacey walked into the bathroom and glanced at Darlene. "You make me sad," she said.
Franklin put down the skateboard nervously.
Perry could see that Norman was a pilot. He tried not to laugh.
Milton was delighted to be floating.
The pawnbroker opened the door, and led Dan inside.
Going to the woods was a bad idea. Florence shrugged.
The sound of the waterfall made Oscar laugh.
There had never been a dentist quite like Carl Stuart, and he knew it.
Jonathan had been waiting for Jesus for three hours. He took a bite of his pickle.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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