The Improbot app for Android is now available -- Improbot on Google Play.
Random Opening Lines (x 100)
Francisco could tell that Louis was hefty. He opened the door to the attic.
The gladiator opened the door, and led Nelson inside.
Victoria could not see anything.
When Clarence opened the door Mrs. Morris looked up from her work.
Ramon opened the door to the wardrobe. The stench was unmistakable.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Geraldine opened the door.
Barry was planking. He questioned his decision.
When Jeanette arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone cried.
David scratched his hand. It was going to be a special evening.
Anita was worried that Marcia was coming to her grand opening.
As soon as Christmas started, Nancy sucked her teeth.
Johnnie had come to America prepared. He was here to meet the social worker.
There had never been a ditch digger quite like Rachel Harris, and she knew it.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
Mary-Lou had been waiting for Shirley for four hours. She took a bite of her bread-stick.
Greg could see that Jay was a wizard. He tried not to smile.
Alfredo staggered in the gloom. The walls were damp.
The monkey was on the prowl. Phyllis panicked.
On Saturday, Leah made a plan.
Connie could see that the chicken sexer was elegant.
Sean had invited a chimpanzee to Christmas. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Julio was in the deli. He had a margarita in his hand.
Mattie could see that Joyce was tactless.
Edgar opened the door to the studio. He lowered his gaze.
When rain began, Dave knew it was time to run.
After spending a night in the airport, Theresa was relieved to see her husband.
Someone had invited a horse to the funeral. Neil knew what to do.
Going to the island was a terrible idea. Byron took a sip of his Earl Grey tea.
Thelma knew that the bunny was unlucky.
It was a tumultuous Sunday night. Penny chewed her lip as she led the diplomat into the pantry.
Valerie opened the door to the outhouse. She was afraid of what she might find.
Darren was suprised to be free.
"Just try not to cry," Ramona told herself as she waited under the mountain.
A sense of magic was in the air. Joshua looked at the time.
Eleanor could feel her life slipping away.
The lobby was covered in blood.
When Viola opened the door Mr. Jimén ez looked up from his book.
Evelyn was leaving. She cracked open another beer.
Judy had been expecting Tamara for two days. She bit her fingernails.
Edith knew that the drummer was tall.
The taxi-driver opened the door, and led Jo-Ellen inside.
Calvin walked into the bathroom and looked at Larry. "You make me sing," he said.
As soon as the party started, Denise took a sip of her coffee.
It was a wild, stormy night. Jeffery was in the corner.
Wallace could not hear anything.
Nathan was the best private detective around.
Balem shielded her eyes against the sun.
The sound of the chickens made Kurt laugh.
Carole had invited a koala to her grand opening. She knew the fun was about to begin.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Ruth was relieved to see her mother.
Raul knew that Calvin was disturbing.
Hiup leaned into the wind.
Larry put down the doll nervously.
There had never been a drummer quite like Allan Tremblay, and he knew it.
Lady Stacey was in one of her moods.
Ayrnua Sinvice raised his shield.
It was a fun January afternoon. Debbie enjoyed the feeling of anticipation as she led the comedian into the armory.
When Arnold arrived at Christmas, Maria booed him.
Maureen was suprised to be alone.
When rain stopped, Casey knew it was time to move on.
If the coach didn't arrive soon, Billie didn't know what she would do.
Kimberly opened the door to the attic. She was afraid of what she would find.
Louis could see that Kyle was a game show host. He tried not to feel intimidated.
It was a long way to the beach. Emily stopped and looked at the time.
Wallace had been expecting Bartholomew for four days. He rubbed his hands together.
Byron was glad that everyone was coming to his grand opening.
"It's almost over," Dennis told himself as he waited on the roof.
Basil was screaming. He checked his watch.
Tommy had come to France alone. He was here to meet the criminal.
Going to the lake was a terrible idea. Jim took a bite of his apple.
A sense of magic was in the air. Elizabeth looked at the time.
Tanya lowered her gaze.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Dwayne was relieved to see his wife.
When Jo-Ellen arrived at Easter, Judy gasped.
Howard could not see anything.
Sam had never been to the swamp. He lit a cigarette.
Glenn had invited an architect to his party. He knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a typical afternoon in the deli. Alex took a sip of his Powerade.
Brenda was suprised to be alone.
Dianne hoped that the writer was prejudiced.
Lord Marshall was reading in the guest room.
Cloo shielded her eyes against the blast.
Veronica could tell that Violet was funky. She opened the door to the garage.
The armory was locked.
Guy opened the door to the attic. He nodded to the gravedigger.
It was a magical night. Alma was in the cave.
When Shannon arrived at Easter, Ryan laughed at her.
On Sunday, Karl always made an effort.
Aotchiu Heartseller raised his fist.
There had never been a physicist quite like Joann Hernánd ez, and she knew it.
It was a long way to the volcano. Joel stopped and nodded to the mayor.
Scott staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Guy chuckled to himself. It was going to be a fantastic day.
The air traffic controller opened the door, and led Geraldine inside.
If the stonecutter didn't arrive soon, Tiffany didn't know what she would do.
Leona had come to Hell alone. She was here to meet the bureaucrat.
Someone had invited a wombat to Christmas. Dora knew the fun was about to begin.
The monkey was on the loose. Marian tried to remain calm.
Beverly was delighted to be alive.
When Annie arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone fainted.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
5102050100500More coming soon! Make suggestions on the Improbot Facebook page.