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Yvonne had come to the windmill prepared. She was here to meet the DJ.
If the tailor didn't arrive soon, Clifford didn't know what he would do.
Going to the lake was a bad idea. Becky chewed her lip.
When Jackie arrived at her grand opening, Janice cried.
Paff arose from slumber.
It was a long way to the forest. Tyrone stopped and lowered his gaze.
Bob was the best paramedic bar none.
Gail bit her fingernails. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
When Pedro arrived at his funeral, everyone laughed at him.
It was a dark and stormy September night. Nicole was in the nuclear power-plant.
There had never been a cosmonaut quite like Charlotte Wright, and she knew it.
Christine was moving. She took a sip of her espresso.
The noises coming from the laundry made Mario hopeful.
Ida walked into the garage and looked at Kelly. "You make me cold," she said.
Someone had invited a yak to the grand opening. Maria knew the fun was about to begin.
Kathleen was suprised to be free.
The walk-in freezer was flooded.
When Kevin opened the door Mr. Tremblay looked up from his work.
After spending a night on a train, Marshall was relieved to see his home.
Joyce could see that Willie was morbid. She opened the door to the library.
Glen could see that Norman was negativistic.
The computer programmer opened the door, and led Shirley inside.
Manuel was in the office. He had a magnifying glass in his hand.
When the sun rose, Erika knew it was time to find shelter.
Matthew fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Velma opened the door to the kitchen. The silence was overwhelming.
Jaime had been expecting Donald for five hours. He took a bite of his apple.
On Tuesday, Katie always made a plan.
Going to the river was a nice idea. Kristen meditated.
Dorothy hoped that the pirate was independent.
Sharon was the best gladiator around.
Lord Eagleketh was sitting in the corridor.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
Neil shrugged.
It was a glorious summer morning. Dean was in the library.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Elly-May nodded to the animal trainer as she led the assassin into the sauna.
The hamster was on the prowl. Renee knew exactly what to do.
Lord Jerome was waiting in the wardrobe.
There had never been a scout quite like Lori Miller, and she knew it.
Uirm leaned into the wind.
Dawn knew that the frog was narrow-minded.
Someone had invited a wolf to the funeral. Oscar knew the fun was about to begin.
Kristen was leaving. She checked her watch.
When Alma opened the door Mr. Coleman looked up from his work.
Oirzu Lovemage raised her axe.
The noises coming from the kitchen made Evelyn hopeful.
Randy could tell that Brian was envious. He opened the door to the outhouse.
When Lucille arrived at her grand opening, everyone gasped.
When rain began, Johnnie knew it was time to sleep.
Marsha opened the door to the library. She raised her hands.
The sound of the squeak toy made Marcia want to scream.
Cody had been waiting for Mario for five days. He checked his phone.
Going to the lake was a terrible idea. Armando laughed to himself.
Anna could see that the sheepshearer was opinionated.
"Maybe no one will notice," Billy told himself as he waited in the prison.
Tanya walked into the lounge room and looked at April. "You make me want to shout," she said.
Darrell could feel his life slipping away.
Irene could see that Jennie was cheerful.
For as long as Mattie could remember, she'd wanted to be a security guard.
If the monk didn't arrive soon, Ruby didn't know what she would do.
The kitten was on the loose. Joseph pretended not to notice.
Lisa had never been to the valley. She nodded to the priest.
It was a long way to the sea. Agnes stopped and took a long sip of her Heineken.
Salvador opened the door to the office. His senses were overwhelmed.
Uockoi waited for the battle to begin.
Martha could see that Lori was a peddlar. She tried not to smile.
It was a typical morning. Maria was over the fence.
The basement was flooded.
Max had invited a bear to his wedding. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Chad was delighted to be alive.
The smoke coming from the library made Ron uneasy.
Frances crouched and tied her laces.
Priscilla fumbled in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Marsha was glad that everyone was coming to Easter.
Sor Goldhand raised his fist.
After spending a night on a plane, Julie was relieved to see her husband.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
John was outside the window. He had a screwdriver in his hand.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Elaine lowered her gaze.
"All's well that ends well," Darryl told himself as he waited at the aquarium.
Veronica felt that Erika was fickle.
When Jackie arrived at her funeral, everyone cried.
Jean had come to the North Pole alone. She was here to meet the beautician.
Jason was the best chauffeur who ever lived.
When Sally arrived at Christmas, everyone laughed at her.
Love was in the air. Nora looked at the time.
It was a magical afternoon. Gordon took a sip of his wine as he led the terrorist into the kitchen.
Someone had invited a chicken to the grand opening. Allan knew what to do.
Vivian opened the door to the wine cellar. The smell was unmistakable.
When Earl opened the door Mrs. Wright looked up from her work.
Gladys hoped that the guitarist was unique.
Ryan was calling. He chewed his lip.
Becky opened the door to the living room. She rubbed her hands together.
If the librarian didn't arrive soon, Clifford didn't know what he would do.
Kathleen had invited a wolf to Easter. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Elmer could not hear anything.
Shelly could see that Yolanda was a paleontologist. She tried not to smile.
The zebra had escaped. Clinton tried to remain calm.
Dean hoped that Jeffrey was coming to his funeral.
The guest room was a complete mess.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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