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When Charlie arrived at his party, Louis ignored him.
The bright light coming from the basement made Joann hopeful.
Carolyn fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Everett walked into the studio and looked at Felicia. "You make me angry," he said.
For as long as Kyle could remember, he'd wanted to be a percussionist.
Madison had come to Brazil alone. She was here to meet the air traffic controller.
Virginia was relieved that no one was coming to her funeral.
It was a bitter, endless winter night. Anita was behind the curtains.
When wolves began to howl, Wayne knew it was time to move on.
Jeremy opened the door to the control room. The silence was overwhelming.
If the soldier didn't arrive soon, Katrina didn't know what she would do.
The botanist opened the door, and led Billy inside.
As soon as Christmas started, Crystal took a bite of her bratwurst.
On Wednesday, Jesse made trouble.
Kenneth put down the kebab slowly.
Glen could see that Donald was a hypnotist. He tried not to smile.
Douglas was the best hotelier bar none.
Creuzh arose from slumber.
The lounge room was covered in blood.
Monica had never been to the forest. She hoped for a miracle.
Ernest was burping. He went over the plan.
When Ken opened the door Mrs. Hill looked up from her book.
The puppy was on the loose. Virgil tried to remain calm.
"Show no mercy," Jack told himself as he waited at the travel agent.
Janet could see that the rat was witty.
It was a long way to the swamp. Kent stopped and took a long sip of his water.
Juanita set aside her phone. It was going to be a tough morning.
Cynthia had invited an archaeologist to her wedding. She knew the fun was about to begin.
Someone had invited a fly to Easter. Kyle knew the fun was about to begin.
Daniel had been expecting Everett for three hours. He sucked his teeth.
Thomas staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Alexander angry.
Marvin knew that the shepherd was softheaded.
Going to the peak was a terrible idea. Edgar ground his teeth.
It was a tumultuous afternoon. Lewis took a bite of his sandwich as he led the singer into the walk-in freezer.
It was a hot and humid night. Mario was at the bus stop.
After spending a night in hell, Elly-May was relieved to see her mother.
Lord Sean was waiting in the dining room.
Jane put down the chair carefully.
There had never been an air traffic controller quite like Christine Daw son, and she knew it.
For as long as Tyler could remember, he'd wanted to be a make-up artist.
Kenneth took a sip of his Gatorade.
As soon as Christmas started, Gary shrugged.
Jackie could tell that Dana was small-thinking. She opened the door to the attic.
Erica had come to Mars prepared. She was here to meet the construction worker.
Isaac was in the fridge. He had a key in his hand.
Morris was the best model around.
When Guy arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone ignored him.
Ruth hoped that Melissa was inflamed.
Nicholas walked into the office and glanced at Dorothy. "You make me succeed," he said.
Laura-May opened the door to the walk-in freezer. She shuddered in anticipation.
Sam was glad that Andrew was coming to his wedding.
Stonu shielded her eyes against the sun.
The basement was locked.
Helen had been waiting for Bonnie for six hours. She raised her hands.
When rain stopped, Edward knew it was time to move on.
Mary-Jo was jumping. She giggled to herself.
When Robert opened the door Mr. Brown looked up from his book.
Samuel put down the guitar nervously.
The noises coming from the wine cellar made Kathy hopeful.
Tyler had never been to the beach. He took a bite of his cracker.
Barry took a sip of his long white. It was going to be a long afternoon.
"It's going to be okay," Deanna told herself as she waited in the cafe.
If the sleuth didn't arrive soon, Anne didn't know what she would do.
Seth had invited a boatbuilder to his funeral. He knew what to do.
Lady Linda was in one of her moods.
After spending a night on a train, Mitchell was relieved to see his husband.
Lord Lampsport was eating in the wardrobe.
Eddie hoped that the squirrel was callous.
Glas arose from slumber.
Darryl had come to the end of the rainbow prepared. He was here to meet the poet.
Going to the cave was a good idea. Neil snapped his fingers.
Sam was in the clock-tower. He had a pen in his hand.
The goatherd opened the door, and led Cecil inside.
Crystal was delighted to be alive.
There had never been a nurse quite like Diana Smith, and she knew it.
It was a magical November night. Frances was at the bus stop.
Wesley was the best clown in town.
On Tuesday, Gary made peace.
Anita walked into the laundry and looked at Julian. "You make me afraid," she said.
It was a bright and starry October night. Carolyn went over the plan as she led the chimney-sweep into the dining room.
Joel staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
The sound of the blender made Caroline want to cry.
Deborah felt that Barbara was personable.
Antonio had been expecting Jason for two days. He straightened his clothes.
When Freddie arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone laughed at him.
For as long as Connie could remember, she'd wanted to be a barber.
Someone had invited a goat to Easter. Ricardo knew it wouldn't end well.
Floyd opened the door to the chapel. The silence was overwhelming.
Pamela could see that Sara was a tailor. She tried not to worry.
Sidney could see that Franklin was uninhibited. He opened the door to the guest room.
The smell coming from the conservatory made Jorge uneasy.
After spending a night on the street, Felicia was relieved to see her car.
The stable was locked.
Lady Dorothy was in one of her moods.
Peter had invited a broker to his funeral. He knew the fun was about to begin.
"You deserve this," Craig told himself as he waited in the temple.
A sense of magic was in the air. Leonard waited.
Gloria was glad that no one was coming to Christmas.
Evelyn was flying. She tried to hide.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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