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Bernice walked into the corridor and looked at Tamara. "You make me glow," she said.
Keartea arose from slumber.
Jerome checked his phone. It was going to be a long afternoon.
There had never been a cartoonist quite like Sara Baker, and she knew it.
It was a brilliant Friday evening. Darrell snapped his fingers as he led the crook into the guest room.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
Carlos opened the door to the library. His senses were overwhelmed.
"Just breathe," Joshua told himself as he waited on the corner.
Sam was suprised to be alive.
Lady Strathdale was in one of her moods.
Erika opened the door to the wardrobe. She looked at the time.
The noises coming from the classroom made Ron hopeful.
Patsy could feel her heart beating.
Eva bit her fingernails.
Marcus was the best scientist in town.
The kitchen was a complete mess.
When Lucille arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone cried.
Eleanor put down the skateboard slowly.
Lena had invited a thief to Easter. She knew the fun was about to begin.
For as long as Melissa could remember, she'd wanted to be a DJ.
Carmen had never been to the reef. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
When Carrie arrived at her funeral, Andy laughed at her.
Someone had invited a bee to the party. Katherine knew it wouldn't end well.
The deer was on the loose. Brent knew exactly what to do.
When wolves began to howl, David knew it was time to sleep.
Laura had been waiting for Gwendolyn for six days. She took a bite of her icecream.
After spending a night on a plane, Minnie was relieved to see her father.
Sean fumbled in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
Carl was at the travel agent. He had a spoon in his hand.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Donald hesitant.
When Robert opened the door Mr. Williams looked up from his work.
Timothy was planking. He snapped his fingers.
"You can do this," Lester told himself as he waited in the library.
Tammy could not hear anything.
Jane opened the door to the dining room. She was afraid of what she would find.
Lady Beth was in one of her moods.
Mildred could see that Amy was helpful. She opened the door to the kitchen.
Going to the forest was a bad idea. Armando took a bite of his bagel.
The governor opened the door, and led Regina inside.
For as long as Phyllis could remember, she'd wanted to be a mobster.
Lord Pantcot was in one of his moods.
There had never been a sheepshearer quite like Gregory Garcia, and he knew it.
As soon as the grand opening started, Jerome chewed his lip.
The waiting room was full of smoke.
Scott was relieved that everyone was coming to Easter.
Marjorie could see that the surgeon was aimless.
It was a hot and humid March night. Jesus looked at the time as he led the magistrate into the lobby.
The smell coming from the outhouse made Nelson hopeful.
It was a clear, bright Saturday afternoon. Irma was in the pantry.
On Sunday, Danielle made animal sounds.
Curtis had never been to the volcano. He lowered his gaze.
Holly put down the kite nervously.
Catherine was the best messenger bar none.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
When Georgia arrived at her funeral, Elizabeth gasped.
The horse was on the loose. Alma panicked.
June scratched her hand. It was going to be a special night.
Elsie had come to Paris prepared. She was here to meet the shoemaker.
It started like any other day in the zoo. Gabriel cracked open another beer.
Leonard felt that Arthur was brittle.
Myrtle was suprised to be floating.
Lady Addlethwaite was eating in the dining room.
A sense of magic was in the air. Alfredo opened the door.
Jordan opened the door to the guest room. He could not believe what he saw.
The animal trainer opened the door, and led Everett inside.
When Linda arrived at Christmas, everyone welcomed her.
When wolves began to howl, Tamara knew it was time to move on.
Fenauz arose from slumber.
Ghairzimon Spacedemon raised her fist.
Toni took a bite of her bratwurst.
"They know it was me," Sara told herself as she waited in the kitchen.
On Friday, Robin always made kimchi.
When Janet opened the door Mrs. Miller looked up from her book.
The music coming from the basement made Eduardo uneasy.
For as long as Ben could remember, he'd wanted to be a politician.
Beatrice opened the door to the kitchen. She ground her teeth.
Lady Lorraine was in one of her moods.
If the antique dealer didn't arrive soon, Tara didn't know what she would do.
Eliza-Jane had never been to the cave. She took a long sip of her punch.
There had never been a taxi-driver quite like Josephine Harris, and she knew it.
Nina was angry that Olga was coming to Easter.
When Rebecca arrived at her party, everyone gasped.
Willie walked into the attic and looked at Gloria. "You make me hot," he said.
It was a cold, moonlit night. Rick was in the observatory.
Mike had come to Cairo alone. He was here to meet the rat catcher.
Someone had invited a bird to the funeral. Jeffery knew what to do.
Going to the cave was a good idea. Joy closed her eyes and took a breath.
As soon as Christmas started, Joanne took a long sip of her Jim Beam.
Denise was the best poet in town.
The cloakroom was flooded.
Friurn arose from slumber.
After spending a night under a bridge, Donald was relieved to see his home.
The crow was on the prowl. Barry tried to remain calm.
Ernest opened the door to the attic. His senses were overwhelmed.
Kirk could see that the truck driver was trusting.
It was a long way to the peak. Janet stopped and cracked open another beer.
Oscar could tell that Wallace was obnoxious. He opened the door to the barn.
It was a typical Thursday afternoon. Peter lit a cigarette as he led the evangelist into the bedroom.
On Monday, Randall always made music.
Lady Dolores was in one of her moods.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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