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When Barbara opened the door Mrs. Moore looked up from her work.
The monkey was on the loose. Jeffrey tried to remain calm.
When Rose arrived at Easter, everyone embraced her.
Constance had never been to the bay. She scratched her hand.
Gerald was the best swimmer bar none.
There had never been a locksmith quite like Ian Kit son, and he knew it.
Wallace opened the door to the lounge room. The silence was overwhelming.
Holly walked into the office and glanced at Armando. "You make me nervous," she said.
Larry could feel his life slipping away.
Charlene fumbled in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
As soon as the funeral started, Allan rubbed his hands together.
The librarian opened the door, and led Becky inside.
Kathryn was delighted to be alone.
The sound of the seagulls made Vicki laugh.
It was a crisp September afternoon. Tracey was at the butcher.
Anita hoped that the monkey was preoccupied.
Magear Sunswine raised her shield.
Someone had invited a frog to Christmas. Amy knew what to do.
If the baker didn't arrive soon, Mary-Beth didn't know what she would do.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Sally put down the umbrella slowly.
Smoke was in the air. Gordon smiled knowingly.
It was a cold, moonlit night. Frank hoped for a miracle as he led the private detective into the wardrobe.
Tiffany could see that Amanda was playful.
Yolanda could see that Felicia was appalled. She opened the door to the dining room.
Frances opened the door to the lobby. She knew it wasn't too late.
Beverly had come to the lighthouse prepared. She was here to meet the lighthouse-keeper.
Ella had been expecting Tonya for three days. She took a sip of her Guinness.
After spending a night in hell, Gloria was relieved to see her home.
The lounge room was deserted.
Blendairwyn leaned into the wind.
The bright light coming from the cell made Douglas hopeful.
Kirk was the best truck driver who ever lived.
The puppy was on the prowl. Claude tried to remain calm.
Jerome staggered in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
Joseph meditated.
Going to the river was a terrible idea. Tina gripped her burger.
Patsy swallowed nervously. It was going to be a long evening.
Ricardo opened the door to the closet. He had dreamed of this moment.
It was a snowy Sunday morning. Bobbi-Jo was in the hair salon.
Rita was shrinking. She cracked open another beer.
For as long as Raymond could remember, he'd wanted to be a chicken sexer.
Allan was suprised to be free.
Kristin was in the playground. She had a notepad in her hand.
Chester was relieved that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
Ryan walked into the control room and looked at Louis. "You make me lie," he said.
The burglar opened the door, and led Carrie inside.
If the sniper didn't arrive soon, Manuel didn't know what he would do.
It was a long way to the mountain. Nicholas stopped and looked at the time.
A sense of magic was in the air. Ramon looked at the time.
As soon as the wedding started, Pauline laughed to herself.
Leon could tell that Marvin was annoyed. He opened the door to the chapel.
Ivan had invited a welder to his grand opening. He knew what to do.
Megan put down the doll nervously.
When rain began, Mary knew it was time to find shelter.
Mario could tell that Kirk was a pawnbroker. He tried not to feel intimidated.
When Kent arrived at his party, Cody stared in disbelief.
When Kathy opened the door Mr. Campbell looked up from his work.
Victor was the best animal trainer around.
The sound of the squeak toy made Amy hesitant.
Theodore checked his reflection.
It was a beautiful morning. Cheryl was at school.
James had never been to the beach. He lowered his gaze.
When Brandon arrived at his funeral, Ted welcomed him.
Howard opened the door to the pantry. He could not believe what he saw.
Andy had come to Rome prepared. He was here to meet the police officer.
Raymond opened the door to the garage. He set aside his stapler.
Lord Nortown was in one of his moods.
It was a typical morning in the butcher. Holly checked her reflection.
The terrorist opened the door, and led Marjorie inside.
Robert took a bite of his bagel. It was going to be a tough evening.
The noises coming from the lobby made Marshall uneasy.
Sara was staying. She snapped her fingers.
Going to the island was a terrible idea. Wade straightened his hair.
It was a long way to the cave. Max stopped and cracked open another beer.
It was a dull, insipid night. Rene lit a cigarette as he led the wizard into the attic.
Alvin had been waiting for Herman for six hours. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
On Saturday, Karl made each day count.
Marcus could see that the ant was discourteous.
The donkey was on the loose. Robert knew exactly what to do.
Harry was the best garbage collector around.
Teresa walked into the barn and glanced at Clayton. "You make me run," she said.
Lynn put down the fishcake nervously.
When Wayne opened the door Mrs. Miller looked up from her book.
Geniod arose from slumber.
When Patricia arrived at her wedding, Rebecca laughed.
Joseph was suprised to be free.
Clarence hoped that the programmer was contemptible.
When wolves began to howl, Peggy knew it was time to run.
Brandine was glad that everyone was coming to her funeral.
Leona opened the door to the sauna. She cracked open another beer.
After spending a night in hell, Hector was relieved to see his car.
The sound of snoring made Melinda hesitant.
Clara could tell that Rose was invisible. She opened the door to the control room.
Debbie had invited a playwright to Easter. She knew it wouldn't end well.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Wade opened the door.
Someone had invited a puppy to Christmas. Bradley knew what to do.
Janet had come to the escape-pod alone. She was here to meet the chief of police.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the lake.
The panda was on the prowl. Irene pretended not to notice.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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