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Someone had invited a badger to Easter. Maurice knew what to do.
Brent had invited a psychiatrist to Thanksgiving. He knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a cool night. Bessie was in the hair salon.
It was a tumultuous December morning. Charles wanted a smoke as he led the marshal into the corridor.
If the hypnotist didn't arrive soon, Priscilla didn't know what she would do.
Erik opened the door to the laundry. He had dreamed of this moment.
Cheryl fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
Isaac put down the bike carefully.
Mary-Jo was eating. She took a sip of her Powerade.
Eugene had been expecting Leo for three hours. He chewed his lip.
Smoke was in the air. Harvey looked at the time.
Dolores was angry that Melissa was coming to Christmas.
Minnie walked into the kitchen and looked at Gail. "You make me giggle," she said.
Jacob was delighted to be alive.
When Cynthia arrived at her party, everyone cried.
Loretta could see that the dentist was crazy.
"It's almost over," Alma told herself as she waited in the closet.
The sound of the blender made Joshua laugh.
When Bonnie opened the door Mrs. Jones looked up from her work.
Tiffany was the best chauffeur in town.
Going to the volcano was a great idea. Gerald took a bite of his hot dog.
Marvin had come to New York prepared. He was here to meet the taxi-driver.
Gene had never been to the beach. He went over the plan.
George hoped that Milton was crazy.
Syleelyn Lifecarver raised her fist.
For as long as Billy-Bob could remember, he'd wanted to be a historian.
On Saturday, Bobbie-Sue always made magic.
It was a rainy morning. Terrance was in the library.
Florence opened the door to the library. She was afraid of what she might find.
As soon as the party started, Cathy rubbed her hands together.
Steizhera arose from slumber.
The smell coming from the office made Joel hopeful.
It was a typical night in Hong Kong. Carmen shrugged.
Kurt fumbled in the darkness. The walls were damp.
It was a long way to the swamp. Glenn stopped and bit his fingernails.
Elizabeth was at the gate. She had a banana in her hand.
The stable was the perfect location.
Juanita could tell that Jo was a cheesemaker. She tried not to laugh.
Tyler hoped that the artist was sarcastic.
When Sarah-Jane arrived at Christmas, everyone gasped.
There had never been an undertaker quite like Beatrice Harris, and she knew it.
Harold put down the teddy bear nervously.
When Dwight arrived at his party, everyone rushed to see him.
Pearl was delighted to be floating.
Someone had invited a zebra to Thanksgiving. Tammy knew it wouldn't end well.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Brittany told herself as she waited in the deli.
Roberto could not feel anything.
Peter had never been to the mountain. He enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
When rain stopped, Evelyn knew it was time to run.
If the barber didn't arrive soon, Dawn didn't know what she would do.
It was a hot and humid Wednesday night. Kurt snapped his fingers as he led the make-up artist into the basement.
Whopealim Faithtongue raised his fist.
It was a clear and cloudless evening. Norman was at the pub.
Heather opened the door to the wardrobe. She hoped for a miracle.
Gerald checked his reflection. It was going to be a momentous day.
For as long as Mario could remember, he'd wanted to be a dietician.
Carol was the best publisher who ever lived.
Mildred had been waiting for Dora for six days. She bit her fingernails.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Marlene took a bite of her burger.
Evelyn walked into the laundry and looked at Lucille. "You make me sweat," she said.
The library was full of smoke.
It was a typical afternoon in the concert. Anna rubbed her hands together.
On Sunday, Vera always made music.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Loretta was at the gate. She had a fork in her hand.
The lawyer opened the door, and led Lawrence inside.
It was a long way to the creek. Morris stopped and lit a cigarette.
When Esther arrived at Easter, everyone gasped.
When rain began, Isaac knew it was time to run.
Someone had invited a bunny to Thanksgiving. Jane knew the fun was about to begin.
Ralph hoped that the wizard was unrestrained.
"Patience is a virtue," Hugh told himself as he waited on the porch.
Ramona could see that Marjorie was venomous. She opened the door to the attic.
The sound of the chainsaw made Darrell hesitant.
There had never been a guru quite like Clifford Tremblay, and he knew it.
Eatshemer leaned into the wind.
After spending a night on the street, Marcia was relieved to see her husband.
Jeffery was the best farmer around.
Olovuone shielded her eyes against the sun.
Andre was angry that Zachary was coming to his funeral.
Bobbi-Jo opened the door to the cell. She was afraid of what she would find.
It was a evening full of promise. Kristin was in the shop.
Terrance had come to Johannesburg alone. He was here to meet the bartender.
Ead Lovemouth raised his shield.
When Cory opened the door Mr. Williams looked up from his work.
Susan took a long sip of her cocktail. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
Wayne opened the door to the dining room. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
Miguel was at the pub. He had a gin and tonic in his hand.
The office was the perfect location.
As soon as the grand opening started, Renee nodded to the assassin.
Going to the sea was a foolhardy idea. Linda sucked her teeth.
When rain began, Rick knew it was time to run.
Billy-Bob had invited a whale to his funeral. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Darren could see that the cat was free and easy.
Gail was losing. She checked her phone.
On Sunday, Jacqueline always made a difference.
Deanna had been waiting for Lena for six hours. She took a bite of her banana.
Lord Dwayne was in one of his moods.
There had never been an entertainer quite like Arthur Jones, and he knew it.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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