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As soon as Christmas started, Marian cracked open another beer.
It was a long way to the desert island. Vivian stopped and questioned her plan.
Courtney could feel her life slipping away.
A sense of magic was in the air. Deborah looked at the time.
The barn was deserted.
There had never been a meteorologist quite like Tony Lewis, and he knew it.
After spending a night in jail, Vanessa was relieved to see her mother.
Kevin was at the travel agent. He had a diet Pepsi in his hand.
When the moon came up, Loretta knew it was time to find shelter.
Julian was waiting. He went over the plan.
Claude opened the door to the sauna. He had dreamed of this moment.
When Jaime arrived at Easter, Debbie embraced him.
Stacy had come to Rome alone. She was here to meet the nanny.
Jack walked into the lounge room and looked at Sally. "You make me jealous," he said.
It was a foggy afternoon. Arthur was under the mountain.
Diana smiled knowingly. It was going to be a momentous day.
Larry was the best butler around.
The sound of dogs barking made Crystal laugh.
Ernest opened the door to the wardrobe. He shrugged.
Brandon could see that the wombat was predatory.
Jo-Ellen was suprised to be alive.
Randy put down the skateboard slowly.
Someone had invited a kitten to Thanksgiving. Aaron knew what to do.
Cindy had never been to the planet. She raised her hands.
The cobbler opened the door, and led Brandy inside.
It was a typical morning in the bridge. Ann chewed some gum.
Monica staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
When Leslie opened the door Mr. Coleman looked up from his book.
After spending a night under a bridge, Julie was relieved to see her home.
Eisoadol arose from slumber.
Terrence could see that Arnold was a chemist. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Vanessa was in the cathedral. She had a bottle in her hand.
Alberto tried to hide.
Sidney was glad that Kyle was coming to his wedding.
Thomas could see that Theodore was malicious. He opened the door to the classroom.
"Dare to dream," Caroline told herself as she waited on the window sill.
The smell coming from the bedroom made Jeff uneasy.
Milton had invited a wedding planner to his grand opening. He knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a bleak, wintery autumn morning. Maxine was in the museum.
It was a calm, yet eerie night. Grace took a bite of her muffin as she led the fortune-teller into the office.
On Monday, Jill always made money.
The sound of polystyrene scraping made Susan want to cry.
Dana walked into the armory and looked at Mary. "You make me giggle," she said.
The garage was covered in blood.
It started like any other evening in the bomb-shelter. Claire put down her wrench.
Smoke was in the air. Jose smiled knowingly.
Arthur had come to Istanbul prepared. He was here to meet the printer.
The chipmunk was on the prowl. Tommy panicked.
The nurse opened the door, and led Doris inside.
Lillie hoped that the security guard was wealthy.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Ted took a sip of his chocolate milk.
There had never been a park ranger quite like Rosa Brown, and she knew it.
Naeckoyre waited for the battle to begin.
Gordon opened the door to the studio. He could not believe what he saw.
Going to the woods was a great idea. Robert questioned his plan.
Alma knew that Yvonne was independent.
Someone had invited a lizard to the funeral. Manuel knew it wouldn't end well.
Lady Kilburn was in one of her moods.
After spending a night on the street, Judy was relieved to see her father.
Snaethas shielded her eyes against the blast.
The noises coming from the armory made Harold hopeful.
Julian was delighted to be free.
Pamela was in the closet. She had a whiskey in her hand.
Mae hoped that the turtle was pretentious.
For as long as Wendy could remember, she'd wanted to be a coach.
Debbie put down the kebab carefully.
Samuel had never been to the river. He took a bite of his pickle.
Claude could see that Eddie was important. He opened the door to the wardrobe.
It was a chilly February evening. Kelly was in the supermarket.
It was a bitter, endless night. Willie wanted chocolate as he led the builder into the wine cellar.
Beatrice had invited an explorer to her party. She knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a long way to the desert. Corey stopped and chewed some gum.
Jonathan staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
When rain began, Georgia knew it was time to sleep.
Lucille had been waiting for Nicole for six days. She crouched and tied her laces.
Charlene could see that Julie was a chef. She tried not to feel intimidated.
"All's well that ends well," Alvin told himself as he waited at the pub.
Norma wanted an apple. It was going to be a long evening.
Ron could see that Mathew was escapist.
As soon as Christmas started, Francis closed his eyes and took a breath.
If the soldier didn't arrive soon, Brian didn't know what he would do.
Eastootyra shielded his eyes against the light.
Cathy opened the door to the library. She had dreamed of this moment.
The outhouse was the perfect location.
Penny was cycling. She enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Someone had invited a wolf to the wedding. Colleen knew it wouldn't end well.
Kelly was the best dentist in town.
Lena walked into the classroom and looked at Neil. "You make me itchy," she said.
John knew that everyone was coming to his grand opening.
It was a wild, stormy summer night. Monica took a sip of her ale as she led the hairdresser into the attic.
Love was in the air. George opened the door.
Arap Soulrider raised her axe.
There had never been a gravedigger quite like Aaron Wright, and he knew it.
It was a fun Tuesday evening. Guy was under the mountain.
For as long as Herman could remember, he'd wanted to be a lifeguard.
The elephant was on the prowl. Allen pretended not to notice.
Christina put down the chair carefully.
Rita could tell that Eliza-Jane was decent. She opened the door to the waiting room.
Lady Mae was in one of her moods.
Lord Billy was sitting in the basement.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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