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Going to the lake was a foolhardy idea. Bernice hoped for a miracle.
The sound of the chainsaw made Miriam want to scream.
It started like any other day in the bus stop. Rafael took a long sip of his whiskey.
On Thursday, Harvey always made joy.
Debbie had been expecting Caroline for four hours. She twiddled her thumbs.
As soon as the grand opening started, Dianne closed her eyes and took a breath.
When Keith arrived at Easter, everyone laughed at him.
Joseph had invited a crow to his wedding. He knew what to do.
Rachel opened the door to the kitchen. She crouched and tied her laces.
For as long as Arlene could remember, she'd wanted to be a garbage collector.
When the moon came up, Evelyn knew it was time to find shelter.
Lord Noorlaw was in one of his moods.
If the wedding planner didn't arrive soon, Carole didn't know what she would do.
Enue waited for the battle to begin.
Barbara knew that Brenda was physical.
There had never been a record producer quite like Aaron Stuart, and he knew it.
Thelma had come to New York alone. She was here to meet the pharmacist.
When Bill arrived at Easter, everyone fainted.
It was a typical evening. Sam was in the bushes.
The detective opened the door, and led Sara inside.
Jill staggered in the gloom. The walls were slimey.
"All's well that ends well," Lena told herself as she waited in the library.
It was a afternoon full of promise. Edith scratched her hand as she led the sniper into the basement.
It was a long way to the ocean. Cody stopped and closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Corey felt that the hamster was domineering.
The closet was deserted.
Luis could see that Manuel was independent. He opened the door to the wine cellar.
Olga could feel her heart beating.
Mary-Lou twiddled her thumbs.
Joy had invited a fish to Easter. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Someone had invited a chicken to Christmas. Lydia knew the fun was about to begin.
Tyler opened the door to the guest room. He was afraid of what he might find.
Tom was at the butcher. He had an apple in his hand.
Kurt walked into the bedroom and glanced at Lorraine. "You make me happy," he said.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the water.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Norma opened the door.
Warren was driving. He buttoned up his jacket.
It was a typical day in the bomb-shelter. Bobbie chewed some gum.
It was a lazy February evening. Don was at the door.
Lady Willie was sitting in the library.
When Jesse arrived at his funeral, everyone gasped.
Rosemary was delighted to be free.
The pig was on the prowl. Erika tried to remain calm.
Everett opened the door to the barn. He shrugged.
As soon as the wedding started, Samuel snapped his fingers.
After spending a night on a train, Jared was relieved to see his home.
For as long as Eduardo could remember, he'd wanted to be a blacksmith.
If the wedding planner didn't arrive soon, Enrique didn't know what he would do.
Going to the woods was a great idea. Tina took a long sip of her Jack Daniels.
Nora could feel her heart beating.
Frances could tell that Katrina was a spy. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Clara put down the guitar nervously.
Paul enjoyed the feeling of power.
Rodney could see that Duane was romantic.
Shuo leaned into the wind.
Lawrence felt that the tax collector was mannered.
When Elsie opened the door Mr. Eric son looked up from his work.
Gloria swallowed nervously. It was going to be a tough evening.
It was a bitter, endless November night. Brad was at the butcher.
It was a sad spring morning. Greg lit a cigarette as he led the detective into the lobby.
Paula could see that the crab was misguided.
Cathy opened the door to the outhouse. The silence was overwhelming.
Tommy had invited a kitten to his wedding. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Connie hoped that everyone was coming to Easter.
A sense of magic was in the air. Jerome smiled knowingly.
Terrence was walking. He ground his teeth.
It was a typical afternoon in the theatre. Leroy checked his watch.
Sylvia had never been to the beach. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
Someone had invited a tiger to the grand opening. Wallace knew what to do.
There had never been a ninja quite like Sam Green, and he knew it.
When the sun rose, Willard knew it was time to move on.
Claudia opened the door to the attic. She smiled.
The noises coming from the cell made Jeanne uneasy.
Lord Culmain was in one of his moods.
When Jim arrived at his funeral, everyone cried.
After spending a night in jail, Timothy was relieved to see his car.
Enrique walked into the corridor and looked at Ronnie. "You make me feel good," he said.
The sound of the lawnmower made Leonard angry.
Harry tried to hide. It was going to be a long afternoon.
Herbert had come to Switzerland alone. He was here to meet the pilot.
When Vernon arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone ignored him.
It was a sad afternoon. Alma was on the corner.
Jim-Bob put down the pickle carefully.
Alicia staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Francis had been expecting Willard for two hours. He took a bite of his slice of pizza.
Heraop arose from slumber.
When Glen opened the door Mrs. King looked up from her work.
There had never been a jockey quite like Ana Garcia, and she knew it.
Miguel had never been to the island. He hoped for a miracle.
As soon as Christmas started, Terrence raised his hands.
Dwayne was at the butcher. He had a Guinness in his hand.
Angel could see that Claude was honorable. He opened the door to the basement.
Diana was glowing. She took a sip of her Jim Beam.
The garage was deserted.
Becky felt that the elephant was helpless.
"Winners don't quit," Max told himself as he waited in the library.
If the silversmith didn't arrive soon, Erin didn't know what she would do.
It was a tumultuous winter afternoon. Kathy questioned her plan as she led the salesperson into the barn.
Mitchell could tell that Alberto was a shepherd. He tried not to laugh.
Urisiorelle Doom-eye raised his sword.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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