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Charlene knew that the court jester was agreeable.
When Diana opened the door Mr. Morris looked up from his book.
Keith opened the door to the wine cellar. He had dreamed of this moment.
Going to the hill was a good idea. Mae nodded to the sheepshearer.
It was a long way to the volcano. Erika stopped and smiled.
Herbert could tell that Timothy was a singer. He tried not to smile.
"Just try not to cry," Harold told himself as he waited outside the window.
Colleen could feel her life slipping away.
There had never been a bartender quite like Scott Coleman, and he knew it.
When the moon came up, Amanda knew it was time to sleep.
The garage was ready.
As soon as the grand opening started, Bill took a long sip of his chocolate milk.
A sense of magic was in the air. Daryl waited.
The rat was on the loose. Carlos pretended not to notice.
George had invited a dictator to Easter. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Bruce walked into the living room and looked at Charlene. "You make me shiver," he said.
Cruibu shielded her eyes against the sun.
The sound of the drill made Armando want to scream.
Maurice was screaming. He took a bite of his slice of pizza.
Philip went over the plan. It was going to be a fantastic night.
It was a quiet spring afternoon. Helen was in the hair salon.
It was a foggy August evening. Ricardo enjoyed the feeling of anticipation as he led the photographer into the control room.
Nora was angry that everyone was coming to her funeral.
Lord Ryan was reading in the dungeon.
After spending a night on a plane, Sally was relieved to see her mother.
Edwin wanted relief.
Anita opened the door to the walk-in freezer. She crouched and tied her laces.
Jacob hoped that Leonard was delicate.
Mario had been waiting for Karl for five hours. He chewed some gum.
On Thursday, Jane always made a plan.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the pond.
There had never been a dictator quite like Kathryn Garcia, and she knew it.
"Winners don't quit," Donna told herself as she waited in the deli.
If the taxidermist didn't arrive soon, Miguel didn't know what he would do.
Jennifer was delighted to be alive.
Herbert hoped that the ventriloquist was spirited.
When Tommy arrived at his wedding, Ricky embraced him.
Henry had come to Ireland alone. He was here to meet the tattooist.
It was a long way to the woods. Tonya stopped and looked at the time.
Derek fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
As soon as Easter started, Manuel raised his hands.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Gina looked at the time.
Sylvia could see that Frances was high-handed. She opened the door to the kitchen.
The music coming from the lobby made Hilda hopeful.
Quick leaned into the wind.
When Mabel opened the door Mrs. White looked up from her book.
Victoria could feel her life slipping away.
For as long as Joann could remember, she'd wanted to be a goatherd.
Alfred could tell that Richard was a yodeler. He tried not to worry.
When Daryl arrived at Thanksgiving, Nicholas fainted.
Peggy could see that Michelle was confused.
Lord Douglas was reading in the office.
Going to the river was a bad idea. Javier chewed some gum.
Bernard had been expecting Jason for hours. He took a long sip of his Heineken.
Irene had never been to the mountain. She scratched her hand.
Susan shuddered in anticipation.
Billie was in the deli. She had a carrot in her hand.
When the sun rose, Cynthia knew it was time to move on.
Wilma was disappointed that Lisa was coming to her grand opening.
Geraldine was falling. She set aside her flute.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Lydia was relieved to see her husband.
It was a clear morning. Jeanne checked her phone as she led the merchant into the corridor.
The cloakroom was covered in blood.
Ramona had invited a shoemaker to her party. She knew the fun was about to begin.
The swineherd opened the door, and led Javier inside.
Michael hoped that the ninja was tender.
Vargoeyre shielded her eyes against the blast.
There had never been a trapper quite like Louise Lee, and she knew it.
Someone had invited a crow to Christmas. Wilma knew what to do.
For as long as Elly-May could remember, she'd wanted to be a mayor.
When Mabel arrived at her wedding, everyone embraced her.
Byron put down the bratwurst nervously.
Bobbie was suprised to be floating.
On Saturday, Leona made it up.
As soon as Easter started, Elaine took a long sip of her margarita.
If the make-up artist didn't arrive soon, Terry didn't know what he would do.
Alice could see that Dianne was a waiter. She tried not to worry.
It was a fun Sunday night. Clayton was in the closet.
Linda could see that the pony was skeptical.
The sound of the car horn made William want to scream.
Janet walked into the control room and glanced at Laura-May. "You make me glow," she said.
Ivan had been expecting Carlos for four days. He whistled nonchalantly.
Dale had never been to the cave. He chewed his lip.
Zachary opened the door to the guest room. He could not believe what he saw.
Vicki felt that Leona was repressed.
It was a long way to the sea. Shawn stopped and gripped his plate.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
The smell coming from the bathroom made Edward hopeful.
James had come to Moscow alone. He was here to meet the make-up artist.
Evelyn could see that Sherri was dry. She opened the door to the kitchen.
Lord Grimreach was in one of his moods.
Lauren hoped that the explorer was nervous.
Someone had invited a cheetah to the party. Bobby knew what to do.
Eddie was the best beautician in town.
Joanne opened the door to the dining room. She wanted chocolate.
The attic was ready.
Carrie had invited a secretary to her funeral. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Scuando arose from slumber.
Penny was suprised to be floating.
It was a sad Wednesday afternoon. Deborah was at the travel agent.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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