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It was a bleak, wintery December afternoon. Wade was in the observatory.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Jennifer was relieved to see her boss.
When rain stopped, Edgar knew it was time to sleep.
Juan staggered in the gloom. The walls were damp.
Gladys opened the door to the dining room. She put down her croissant.
If the firefighter didn't arrive soon, Norma didn't know what she would do.
As soon as Christmas started, Dora sucked her teeth.
Adam walked into the bedroom and glanced at Viola. "You make me run," he said.
It was a clear, bright winter evening. Bonnie went over the plan as she led the paleontologist into the barn.
Someone had invited an elephant to the party. Vernon knew it wouldn't end well.
The library was full of smoke.
Going to the gully was a foolhardy idea. Robert checked his reflection.
The smell coming from the cloakroom made Lisa hopeful.
Basil could tell that Martin was a pilot. He tried not to laugh.
Odoa shielded her eyes against the sun.
When Ted arrived at his grand opening, Felix ignored him.
For as long as Sidney could remember, he'd wanted to be a police officer.
It was a quiet morning down by the lake.
Lady Grimhay was in one of her moods.
Maurice had never been to the desert island. He giggled to himself.
Dana put down the banana slowly.
Jon had invited a computer programmer to Easter. He knew the fun was about to begin.
George could see that Kevin was joyous.
When Bobby opened the door Mr. Baker looked up from his book.
It was a long way to the woods. Javier stopped and closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Alice was delighted to be alive.
Nelson opened the door to the lobby. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
John was staying. He straightened his hair.
The sound of the bagpipes made Mabel want to cry.
After spending a night on the street, Miriam was relieved to see her husband.
The barista opened the door, and led Marlene inside.
If the zookeeper didn't arrive soon, Andrew didn't know what he would do.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Jim waited.
Dan felt that the tiger was businesslike.
Brenda could see that Eileen was irritable. She opened the door to the barn.
Vivian had come to Johannesburg prepared. She was here to meet the musician.
Grichauyra waited for the battle to begin.
Nina fumbled in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
The noises coming from the office made Arlene hopeful.
It was a rainy spring afternoon. Charles was in the corner.
Someone had invited a fox to Christmas. Larry knew it wouldn't end well.
Worgou shielded her eyes against the sun.
Eileen walked into the basement and looked at Richard. "You make me glow," she said.
As soon as the wedding started, Randall went over the plan.
On Tuesday, Lonnie always made informed decisions.
Dean had never been to the swamp. He cracked open another beer.
Jose was glad that no one was coming to his grand opening.
Going to the river was a good idea. Ross took a bite of his banana.
Kenneth was the best pastor around.
Seth opened the door to the bathroom. The silence was overwhelming.
The cell was locked.
When Antonio opened the door Mr. Miller looked up from his book.
David was under the mountain. He had a cocktail in his hand.
For as long as Natalie could remember, she'd wanted to be a crook.
Dave opened the door to the laundry. He picked up his pencil.
When Phillip arrived at his funeral, Joe fainted.
It was a long way to the river. Francisco stopped and took a long sip of his Guinness.
"You deserve this," Danielle told herself as she waited in the bath.
It was a fun Tuesday afternoon. Dale was in the lighthouse.
Lewis felt that Ken was meticulous.
There had never been a botanist quite like Tanya Ramir ez, and she knew it.
Lord Ashmere was in one of his moods.
Waesiuw leaned into the wind.
After spending a night trapped in the mine, Alice was relieved to see her car.
Robin had come to Berlin prepared. She was here to meet the scientist.
Jose lowered his gaze. It was going to be a momentous night.
If the editor didn't arrive soon, Vickie didn't know what she would do.
Clinton took a long sip of his beer.
Gina was angry that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
William felt that the monkey was fixed.
Going to the woods was a terrible idea. Cory took a bite of his bratwurst.
It was a hot spring afternoon. Sherri picked up her pen as she led the navigator into the studio.
Joseph had been waiting for Joel for four hours. He nodded to the cartoonist.
When the moon came up, Vernon knew it was time to move on.
Reginald walked into the conservatory and glanced at Grace. "You make me jealous," he said.
Carmen could not feel anything.
On Sunday, Raymond always made finger puppets.
Minnie had never been to the island. She lowered her gaze.
Wesley opened the door to the bathroom. The silence was overwhelming.
As soon as Christmas started, Ashley chewed some gum.
Greg felt that Sean was scared.
It was a clear, bright morning. Adrian was in the mirror.
Naomi had invited a whale to Thanksgiving. She knew it wouldn't end well.
The swan was on the loose. Katrina tried to remain calm.
Ierzoiren Skyfist raised his sword.
Pearl put down the teddy bear slowly.
When Hugh opened the door Mrs. Tremblay looked up from her work.
For as long as Francis could remember, he'd wanted to be a chief of police.
The bright light coming from the library made Ethel hopeful.
The cobbler opened the door, and led Dolores inside.
The living room was a complete mess.
Joanne could see that Debbie was a blacksmith. She tried not to worry.
If the bartender didn't arrive soon, Samantha didn't know what she would do.
When Duane arrived at his party, everyone stared in disbelief.
Holly closed her eyes and took a drag on her cigarette. It was going to be a fantastic evening.
The sound of the bagpipes made Allen angry.
Lady Terry was reading in the dining room.
James was angry that Allan was coming to Christmas.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Regina smiled knowingly.
Cualtabim shielded her eyes against the blast.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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