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For as long as Sam could remember, he'd wanted to be a researcher.
It was a dark, moonless Sunday night. Marian was in the chapel.
Going to the lake was a foolhardy idea. Heather hoped for a miracle.
Barry could see that the waiter was passive.
When Albert opened the door Mr. Morris looked up from his work.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Elsie was relieved to see her car.
Carl fumbled in the darkness. The walls were rough.
Deanna was searching. She closed her eyes and took a breath.
As soon as the funeral started, Louis took a long sip of his Coke.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Marlene smiled knowingly.
If the yak herder didn't arrive soon, Eddie didn't know what he would do.
"You deserve this," Jeffery told himself as he waited in the hair salon.
Felicia raised her hands. It was going to be a momentous morning.
There had never been a fortune-teller quite like Rebecca Sanch ez, and she knew it.
Sue had been expecting Gladys for five days. She ground her teeth.
Martha could see that the kitten was mystical.
Patricia was angry that Tonya was coming to Christmas.
It was a quiet afternoon. Sonia snapped her fingers as she led the welder into the garage.
Barry walked into the living room and looked at Salvador. "You make me want to shout," he said.
The flight attendant opened the door, and led Annette inside.
The noises coming from the basement made Dwayne uneasy.
Roberto was in the pantry. He had an iced tea in his hand.
Todd raised his hands.
Bobby opened the door to the bathroom. The odour was unbearable.
When rain began, Jessica knew it was time to sleep.
Lady Kristina was in one of her moods.
It was a typical morning in the bakery. Jo-Ellen hoped for a miracle.
It was a long way to the valley. Ruben stopped and nodded to the model.
On Thursday, Bill always made a yurt.
Sheila felt that Ella was honorable.
When Clayton arrived at Thanksgiving, everyone cried.
The wardrobe was spotless.
Going to the sea was a nice idea. Lonnie grinned.
The dog had escaped. Julia tried to remain calm.
Jesus had come to Beijing alone. He was here to meet the dressmaker.
It was a typical October morning. Wanda was in the corner.
Glyneig arose from slumber.
As soon as Easter started, Greg hoped for a miracle.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Rosa smiled knowingly.
Kirk was the best medic around.
Josephine could see that Marilyn was a marine. She tried not to laugh.
Jim could see that Javier was monstrous. He opened the door to the stable.
Clyde had invited a horse to his funeral. He knew it wouldn't end well.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Leona hesitant.
Walter was worried that Enrique was coming to his grand opening.
Jerry put down the fishcake nervously.
Herman was climbing. He crouched and tied his laces.
Leroy had never been to the ocean. He lit a cigarette.
When wolves began to howl, Tracey knew it was time to sleep.
It was a long way to the creek. Larry stopped and looked at the time.
On Sunday, Heidi always made lemonade.
Theresa felt that the wolf was repugnant.
If the miner didn't arrive soon, Jason didn't know what he would do.
There had never been a researcher quite like Doris Green, and she knew it.
Marlene opened the door to the pantry. She was afraid of what she would find.
Philip was suprised to be free.
Peruc shielded her eyes against the sun.
It was a quiet Friday morning. Marvin grinned as he led the politician into the classroom.
The pony was on the prowl. Christopher tried to remain calm.
As soon as the party started, Sally took a long sip of her orange juice.
Freddie fumbled in the gloom. The walls were rough.
Adam had come to the submarine prepared. He was here to meet the percussionist.
It was a hot and humid Sunday night. Helen was in the playground.
Lady Maxine was in one of her moods.
When Arthur arrived at his funeral, everyone embraced him.
Yolanda hoped that the construction worker was coarse.
Charlene was on the roof. She had a gun in her hand.
Going to the river was a terrible idea. Armando took a bite of his icecream.
Carrie knew that Elly-May was crying.
Clara had never been to the cave. She took a long sip of her cocktail.
When Ethel opened the door Mr. Green looked up from his book.
Jim had been waiting for Alfred for six days. He enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Dan swallowed nervously.
Bernard had invited a scorpion to Christmas. He knew what to do.
When Emily arrived at Easter, Beatrice fainted.
"Winners don't quit," Steven told himself as he waited over the hill.
After spending a night on a plane, Wade was relieved to see his father.
The noises coming from the outhouse made Chris uneasy.
Warren put down the ukulele carefully.
Rodney could tell that Patrick was an exterminator. He tried not to laugh.
The herald opened the door, and led Sean inside.
Elanored shielded his eyes against the sun.
On Friday, Franklin made music.
The corridor was full of smoke.
It was a fun Monday afternoon. Ricardo bit his fingernails as he led the scout into the barn.
A sense of magic was in the air. Mark waited.
As soon as Easter started, John shuddered in anticipation.
There had never been a barber quite like Ted Young, and he knew it.
Penny fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
It was a long way to the forest. Carla stopped and sucked her teeth.
Sally was suprised to be free.
Milton hoped that Eddie was optimistic.
Earl was at the pub. He had a phone in his hand.
When Jamie arrived at his grand opening, everyone ignored him.
Fluyre waited for the battle to begin.
The sound of the seagulls made Eugene want to cry.
It was a fun January night. Clayton was at the concert.
Jesus was the best farmer in town.
Jeffery had never been to the ocean. He closed his eyes and took a breath.
For as long as Bertha could remember, she'd wanted to be a veterinarian.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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