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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
"It's now or never," Kurt told himself as he waited in the supermarket.
The guest room was ready.
Daryl put down the fishcake carefully.
On Saturday, Kristen always made a pie.
As soon as the wedding started, Isaac checked his watch.
Ricky could feel his life slipping away.
After spending a night in jail, Beverly was relieved to see her wife.
Clifford walked into the classroom and looked at Rachel. "You make me sweat," he said.
James could see that the chimpanzee was pedantic.
Phyllis had come to the lighthouse alone. She was here to meet the tax collector.
It started like any other night in the theatre. Erin lowered her gaze.
Pearl could see that Marsha was guilty. She opened the door to the waiting room.
Max hoped that the nanny was objective.
Darrell could see that Johnnie was a spelunker. He tried not to worry.
It was a sad night. Raul was in the attic.
Billy-Bob opened the door to the garage. He was afraid of what he would find.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Irene smiled knowingly.
For as long as Marjorie could remember, she'd wanted to be a veterinarian.
Julian had invited a panda to Thanksgiving. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Nancy fumbled in the darkness. The walls were damp.
Skucheo waited for the battle to begin.
Yllack shielded her eyes against the blast.
Someone had invited a bunny to the grand opening. Yolanda knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a gloomy fall afternoon. Emily crouched and tied her laces as she led the saxophonist into the basement.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Frances want to scream.
Dwayne was at the zoo. He had a mouse in his hand.
Sylvia was missing. She questioned her plan.
Glynau Mindwish raised his sword.
If the firefighter didn't arrive soon, Anna didn't know what she would do.
On Sunday, Tracy always made a kite.
After spending a night on a plane, Edgar was relieved to see his car.
Peter was disappointed that Frederick was coming to his wedding.
It was a long way to the sea. Wendy stopped and ground her teeth.
Gabriel felt that the kitten was disorganized.
Virginia was the best hypnotist in town.
The llama was on the prowl. Stanley panicked.
Margaret had been expecting Mary-Beth for days. She rubbed her hands together.
Christine had never been to the river. She took a long sip of her short black.
Kurt opened the door to the lobby. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
Lord Dustin was in one of his moods.
Renee fumbled in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
As soon as the grand opening started, Bobbi-Jo crouched and tied her laces.
It was a wintery evening. Maria was behind the tree.
Jeanne had come to New York prepared. She was here to meet the torturer.
It was a typical day in the pub. June wiped the sweat from her brow.
When the moon came up, Wade knew it was time to run.
The conservatory was spotless.
When Rose arrived at her wedding, everyone laughed.
Lord Umbermarch was reading in the office.
Shannon knew that Beatrice was pure.
For as long as Julie could remember, she'd wanted to be a coroner.
Martin was acting. He chewed some gum.
When Edward opened the door Mr. Walker looked up from his book.
"You can do this," Anna told herself as she waited in the prison.
Marie knew that the taxi-driver was healthy.
Yinoul leaned into the wind.
Fenio Bloodvice raised her axe.
Micheal was at the casino. He had a flute in his hand.
The sound of polystyrene scraping made Mike angry.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Joseph was the best pastor who ever lived.
Patsy opened the door to the wardrobe. She could not believe what she saw.
Bryan opened the door to the attic. He scratched his hand.
Lord Fullerforce was in one of his moods.
Freddie lowered his gaze. It was going to be a tough evening.
Love was in the air. Chad smiled knowingly.
Nicole knew that the tiger was snoopy.
Carla had invited a servant to Christmas. She knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a typical morning in the lighthouse. Jeanette buttoned up her jacket.
Lonnie felt that Hugh was provoked.
As soon as the party started, Phillip wanted food.
The attic was dark and oddly quiet.
It was a long way to the sea. Seth stopped and checked his reflection.
Angela could tell that Esther was a criminal. She tried not to laugh.
It started like any other evening in the casino. Annette cracked open another beer.
When Troy arrived at Christmas, everyone fainted.
If the clockmaker didn't arrive soon, Josephine didn't know what she would do.
Lord Raul was in one of his moods.
Brandon could tell that Adam was dependent. He opened the door to the chapel.
After spending a night on the street, Joanne was relieved to see her boss.
Glenn could feel his life slipping away.
The sound of the chickens made Rose laugh.
Elizabeth fumbled in the darkness. The walls were rough.
It was a busy Friday evening. Bernard was in the backyard.
Shirley was delighted to be alive.
The ant had escaped. Kent knew exactly what to do.
For as long as Felicia could remember, she'd wanted to be a fortune-teller.
The smell coming from the garage made Angela hopeful.
Squounubon shielded his eyes against the light.
Someone had invited a monkey to Easter. Alex knew it wouldn't end well.
Fernando had invited an impersonator to Christmas. He knew the fun was about to begin.
Leonard opened the door to the bathroom. He had dreamed of this moment.
Jenny had never been to the mountain. She took a bite of her slice of pizza.
Kay could see that Kristina was patient.
"It has to work," Deborah told herself as she waited outside the window.
Glen had been waiting for Edward for days. He took a sip of his gin and tonic.
When Sherry opened the door Mr. Washington looked up from his work.
Madison put down the doll nervously.
Pearl was driving. She knew it wasn't too late.
When Tyrone arrived at his wedding, Albert stared in disbelief.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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