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Laurie was worried that Constance was coming to Thanksgiving.
It was a morning full of promise. Kim was in the temple.
Barry opened the door to the dining room. He could not believe what he saw.
When Sidney arrived at his grand opening, Craig gasped.
Going to the ocean was a good idea. Adrian took a sip of his soda.
Jeanne had never been to the river. She put down her screwdriver.
The park ranger opened the door, and led Jesus inside.
George opened the door to the barn. He struggled to breathe.
Sherri knew that Jane was fatalistic.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Kirk told himself as he waited at the gate.
Marcus walked into the bedroom and glanced at Wallace. "You make me want to shout," he said.
Tiffany felt that the real estate agent was inconsiderate.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Joanne smiled knowingly.
For as long as Pamela could remember, she'd wanted to be a cartoonist.
Ernest could feel his heart beating.
When Alberto arrived at his funeral, everyone laughed at him.
Farmue leaned into the wind.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Rodney was relieved to see his husband.
When Betty opened the door Mr. Stuart looked up from his book.
Max was at the mall. He had a knife in his hand.
On Thursday, Mike made wine.
Judith could see that Regina was a programmer. She tried not to laugh.
Frances was suprised to be alive.
Alma took a sip of her ale. It was going to be a special evening.
The bathroom was spotless.
Lord Barry was in one of his moods.
When the moon came up, Ashley knew it was time to find shelter.
It was a typical night in Athens. John took a bite of his spring-roll.
There had never been a swineherd quite like Amanda Lewis, and she knew it.
If the photographer didn't arrive soon, Claire didn't know what she would do.
Enik shielded his eyes against the sun.
It was a rainy morning. Gladys twiddled her thumbs as she led the publisher into the bathroom.
Someone had invited a penguin to Christmas. Sara knew it wouldn't end well.
Bobby opened the door to the sauna. The stench was surprisingly pleasant.
Angela put down the chair nervously.
Jamie felt that the eagle was liberal.
It was a snowy winter evening. Kathryn was in the cafe.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Jordan shrugged.
Rafael hoped that Donald was coming to his funeral.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the stream.
Brian could see that Daryl was malicious. He opened the door to the library.
Julio had invited a baker to Christmas. He knew what to do.
It started like any other day in the hair salon. Cody raised his hands.
Angela had been expecting Victoria for three days. She checked her phone.
A sense of magic was in the air. Louis waited.
The terrorist opened the door, and led Janet inside.
The bright light coming from the garage made Rosa uneasy.
It was a long way to the volcano. Maxine stopped and meditated.
The sound of the car horn made Marian want to scream.
When Ann arrived at her grand opening, Erin rushed to see her.
Clayton had come to Australia prepared. He was here to meet the crook.
Dean had never been to the planet. He sucked his teeth.
The laundry was locked.
Kristen could tell that Betty was an assassin. She tried not to laugh.
The cheetah had escaped. Grace tried to remain calm.
After spending a night in the airport, April was relieved to see her home.
Lord Jamie was sitting in the bedroom.
Martin was the best deputy in town.
As soon as Easter started, Sara enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Rodney could feel his life slipping away.
Wuniuris shielded his eyes against the blast.
If the mathematician didn't arrive soon, Terrence didn't know what he would do.
It was a dull, insipid spring night. Guy was at the travel agent.
Liach arose from slumber.
Lady Kristin was in one of her moods.
When Javier arrived at his funeral, Jim-Bob fainted.
On Thursday, Dorothy always made out.
Virginia felt that Lena was liberated.
Smoke was in the air. Roberto waited.
When Marilyn opened the door Mr. Kit son looked up from his work.
Charlotte could see that Priscilla was wary. She opened the door to the lobby.
Vincent had invited a scout to Christmas. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Florence walked into the barn and glanced at Patsy. "You make me worry," she said.
For as long as Robert could remember, he'd wanted to be a guitarist.
It was a typical afternoon in the library. Jose took a long sip of his Fanta.
Someone had invited a rabbit to the funeral. Tammy knew it wouldn't end well.
Jennifer hoped that the otter was healthy.
Sheila staggered in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
Dave could see that the air traffic controller was incorruptible.
The stable was full of smoke.
Minnie had never been to the waterfall. She hoped for a miracle.
There had never been a chef quite like Jimmie Parker, and he knew it.
Carolyn was delighted to be alone.
The noises coming from the outhouse made Kathy hopeful.
Lillian giggled to herself.
Barbara opened the door to the attic. She could not believe what she saw.
Thomas was glad that Johnny was coming to his party.
When Marsha arrived at her grand opening, Guy booed her.
Melanie could see that Melinda was a court jester. She tried not to smile.
It was a long way to the desert. Barry stopped and lowered his gaze.
Lady Anne was in one of her moods.
Lena was under the bridge. She had a key in her hand.
Lester was the best astronaut who ever lived.
Going to the valley was a terrible idea. Herbert swallowed nervously.
Rafael smiled knowingly. It was going to be a fantastic night.
It was a chilly morning. Zachary was at the butcher.
Love was in the air. Virgil smiled knowingly.
When wolves began to howl, Brad knew it was time to move on.
Lawrence was sitting. He enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
It was a typical day in the butcher. Wayne took a bite of his burger.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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