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Random Opening Lines (x 100)
As soon as the grand opening started, Brandon giggled to himself.
It was a tumultuous evening. Todd was under the mountain.
The goat was on the loose. Tammy pretended not to notice.
The bureaucrat opened the door, and led Julio inside.
Beiroamal arose from slumber.
On Sunday, Barbara made progress.
Kathy put down the chicken wing slowly.
Herman could see that the court jester was power-hungry.
If the social worker didn't arrive soon, Manuel didn't know what he would do.
Vickie was planking. She knew it wasn't too late.
Duane had invited a seal to his funeral. He knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a misty Saturday afternoon. Kirk snapped his fingers as he led the flight attendant into the sauna.
Steven whistled nonchalantly.
When rain began, Allison knew it was time to run.
Ella staggered in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Leslie had come to the pyramids alone. She was here to meet the bartender.
Jesus was in the temple. He had a spoon in his hand.
It was a long way to the river. Tammy stopped and took a long sip of her ale.
"You can do this," Amy told herself as she waited on the bus.
The lounge room was flooded.
Willie opened the door to the bathroom. The silence was overwhelming.
Byron was delighted to be alive.
When Allan arrived at his party, Albert laughed.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Ross was relieved to see his husband.
Amber walked into the sauna and glanced at Rachel. "You make me sing," she said.
Katie had been waiting for Billie for five days. She bit her fingernails.
It was a typical afternoon in the library. Carmen took a bite of her chicken wing.
When Vera opened the door Mr. Campbell looked up from his work.
Alex could see that Cory was melancholic. He opened the door to the guest room.
There had never been a secretary quite like Isaac Taylor, and he knew it.
For as long as Willie could remember, she'd wanted to be a drummer.
When Alice arrived at her funeral, everyone booed her.
If the teacher didn't arrive soon, Amanda didn't know what she would do.
Barbara was climbing. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Judith waited.
Ualeu Moonkeeper raised his fist.
Terrance opened the door to the dungeon. He set aside his chocolate milk.
The sound of the vacuum cleaner made Jon want to scream.
Beatrice took a sip of her latte.
Wendy could see that Tammy was disloyal.
It started like any other afternoon in Paris. Roy swallowed nervously.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Monica checked her phone.
It was a long way to the pond. Nora stopped and meditated.
Joel was at the train station. He had a Jim Beam in his hand.
On Saturday, Joseph made a cake.
Ronnie could see that Kirk was a stonecutter. He tried not to smile.
Viola was angry that Jacqueline was coming to her wedding.
Micheal had invited a hippopotamus to his party. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Lance fumbled in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
There had never been a sniper quite like Jessie Lee, and she knew it.
Peruap leaned into the wind.
When wolves began to howl, Grace knew it was time to run.
Alicia had been waiting for Catherine for five hours. She wanted a cigarette.
"This is crazy," Gail told herself as she waited in the museum.
Dan opened the door to the garage. He was afraid of what he would find.
Clifton had come to Heaven prepared. He was here to meet the navigator.
Claudia took a long sip of her daiquiri. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
It was a magical night. Clinton was at the wax museum.
The technician opened the door, and led Andrea inside.
For as long as Lorraine could remember, she'd wanted to be a photographer.
Alvin could see that the dinosaur was ritualistic.
Lady Bernice was sitting in the laundry.
Kay had never been to the sea. She knew it was too late.
When Jacob opened the door Mrs. Ramir ez looked up from her work.
The outhouse was a complete mess.
Smeanys shielded his eyes against the light.
Victor took a bite of his banana.
The crab had escaped. Cynthia pretended not to notice.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Joseph gripped his wine.
When Alicia arrived at Easter, Douglas booed her.
Nora could feel her life slipping away.
Lois was listening. She shuddered in anticipation.
Leah knew that Diana was irritated.
Terri had invited a chimpanzee to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Carole could not hear anything.
Rick was in the nuclear power-plant. He had a wrench in his hand.
Someone had invited a lamb to the party. Jon knew the fun was about to begin.
Marjorie could see that Marlene was grieved. She opened the door to the armory.
The sound of the sledgehammer made Bobbie-Sue hesitant.
Jacob staggered in the darkness. The walls were damp.
For as long as Roberto could remember, he'd wanted to be a beggar.
Andy walked into the bathroom and glanced at Elmer. "You make me dance," he said.
Lady Jennifer was in one of her moods.
It was a calm, yet eerie night. Felix snapped his fingers as he led the model into the basement.
A sense of magic was in the air. Esther opened the door.
If the gladiator didn't arrive soon, Franklin didn't know what he would do.
Nora was relieved that Michele was coming to Christmas.
It was a rainy January afternoon. Tanya was in the museum.
Craig had come to another dimension prepared. He was here to meet the matador.
Scott was suprised to be alive.
Alicia could see that Stacey was a psychiatrist. She tried not to laugh.
The walk-in freezer was locked.
The firefighter opened the door, and led Eliza-Jane inside.
The bright light coming from the office made Bryan uneasy.
It was a long way to the woods. Byron stopped and lit a cigarette.
Victor felt that the duck was weak.
As soon as the grand opening started, Amy went over the plan.
Mayn arose from slumber.
Lynn could feel her life slipping away.
Connie staggered in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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