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Lady Malderbury was in one of her moods.
Renee had been waiting for Terri for five hours. She took a long sip of her Jack Daniels.
Chad opened the door to the living room. He had dreamed of this moment.
As soon as the grand opening started, Barry cracked open another beer.
After spending a night on a train, Lucille was relieved to see her boss.
Ida was disappointed that Rosa was coming to her party.
Joan was under the bridge. She had a wrench in her hand.
The crook opened the door, and led Chester inside.
If the chauffeur didn't arrive soon, Kathy didn't know what she would do.
Bryan opened the door to the conservatory. He nodded to the dentist.
The library was spotless.
Micheal was the best ninja around.
Vera rubbed her hands together.
The sound of the lawnmower made Stacey angry.
Wuffee Bone-elf raised her sword.
Denise was calling. She picked up her stapler.
Linda felt that Mary-Jo was doubtful.
Anaelex shielded her eyes against the blast.
Dolores put down the slice of pizza slowly.
Going to the mountain was a bad idea. Carolyn tried to hide.
For as long as Robin could remember, she'd wanted to be a barber.
Vanessa had never been to the cave. She whistled nonchalantly.
Sheila could see that the seal was ashamed.
Nelson had invited a bandit to Christmas. He knew it wouldn't end well.
There had never been an air traffic controller quite like Thomas Martin, and he knew it.
Laura was delighted to be floating.
A sense of magic was in the air. Virgil opened the door.
Michelle could see that Paula was argumentative. She opened the door to the wardrobe.
"Just be yourself," Harvey told himself as he waited on the porch.
Rose opened the door to the kitchen. She had dreamed of this moment.
Someone had invited a scorpion to the party. Sarah-Jane knew the fun was about to begin.
Felix staggered in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
The penguin had escaped. Leslie tried to remain calm.
If the evangelist didn't arrive soon, Harold didn't know what he would do.
It was a long way to the waterfall. Marilyn stopped and lit a cigarette.
When Ruben opened the door Mrs. Smith looked up from her book.
When Nellie arrived at her grand opening, Bernice cried.
On Sunday, Vivian always made up a story.
Frederick could feel his life slipping away.
Sean opened the door to the living room. He tried to hide.
It was a bleak, wintery night. Vanessa was outside the window.
Toni hoped that Arlene was embarrassed.
Going to the swamp was a terrible idea. Bessie wanted a drink.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
Dennis was relieved that everyone was coming to his party.
Brandy went over the plan.
The smoke coming from the bathroom made Joseph hopeful.
Karen could see that Susan was a butcher. She tried not to laugh.
For as long as Harold could remember, he'd wanted to be a wizard.
The scientist opened the door, and led Sergio inside.
The sound of snoring made Jon want to scream.
Philip walked into the office and looked at Beverly. "You make me thirsty," he said.
Edgar was suprised to be alive.
Eorbear shielded his eyes against the sun.
Ceu waited for the battle to begin.
Annette had been waiting for Tamara for five days. She took a bite of her fishcake.
Psaed Bloodveil raised his shield.
When the moon came up, Derek knew it was time to move on.
Someone had invited a pony to Thanksgiving. Sharon knew the fun was about to begin.
Jesse could feel his life slipping away.
Katrina had never been to the waterfall. She cracked open another beer.
Bertha had invited a tortoise to Christmas. She knew what to do.
"Show no mercy," Pamela told herself as she waited in the basement.
Harold could tell that Benjamin was delighted. He opened the door to the outhouse.
Jamie had come to Istanbul alone. He was here to meet the miner.
When Dora arrived at her funeral, everyone laughed.
As soon as the party started, Miguel crouched and tied his laces.
It was a gloomy Saturday morning. Mathew checked his reflection as he led the bank robber into the armory.
Jim could see that the trapper was thankful.
After spending a night on a plane, Miriam was relieved to see her father.
Love was in the air. Kay opened the door.
If the matador didn't arrive soon, Pearl didn't know what she would do.
It was a long way to the valley. Bessie stopped and smiled knowingly.
Crystal was disappointed that Deborah was coming to Thanksgiving.
Erica opened the door to the conservatory. She chewed her lip.
The seal had escaped. Dianne pretended not to notice.
It was a dark and stormy Sunday morning. Ana was in the bomb-shelter.
When Francisco opened the door Mr. Madi son looked up from his book.
Annie took a bite of her pickle.
Albert was glowing. He twiddled his thumbs.
Julio could feel his heart beating.
Someone had invited a cheetah to the grand opening. Julian knew it wouldn't end well.
Leonard had been expecting Jack for four days. He nodded to the lumberjack.
Craig fumbled in the darkness. The walls were hot to the touch.
On Monday, Kathryn made lemonade.
The living room was covered in blood.
Alvin was delighted to be alone.
Lord Danny was sitting in the laundry.
Ralph had come to London prepared. He was here to meet the navigator.
Nathaniel was the best model who ever lived.
There had never been a writer quite like Max Green, and he knew it.
The music coming from the bedroom made Patrick uneasy.
As soon as the funeral started, Travis wanted one last chance.
Enrique put down the celery stick carefully.
"It has to work," Marc told himself as he waited in the hair salon.
Steven could tell that Daniel was reactionary. He opened the door to the studio.
When the moon came up, Erik knew it was time to find shelter.
Gregory was in the hole. He had a magnifying glass in his hand.
Edgar opened the door to the wine cellar. He had dreamed of this moment.
Josephine was leaving. She checked her phone.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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