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When Leslie arrived at his wedding, Donna laughed at him.
Phillip walked into the attic and glanced at Monica. "You make me sad," he said.
Andre lit a cigarette.
Terry was disappointed that no one was coming to Easter.
It was a foggy Saturday evening. Frank was in the temple.
Hazel could see that the dog was reactive.
After spending a night under a bridge, Joel was relieved to see his father.
Going to the island was a terrible idea. Brett struggled to breathe.
The sound of the chainsaw made Rebecca laugh.
Theodore opened the door to the office. He could not believe what he saw.
The waiting room was ready.
Enrique was the best sleuth who ever lived.
When Floyd arrived at his party, everyone fainted.
As soon as the funeral started, Brent grimaced.
Alvin had never been to the swamp. He ground his teeth.
Cevueren Sinbeard raised her shield.
Javier could see that Felix was a chef. He tried not to worry.
Beverly had come to the fairy grotto alone. She was here to meet the drug dealer.
Nina was in the bomb-shelter. She had a pair of scissors in her hand.
Leona could see that Suzanne was unappreciative.
Dave went over the plan. It was going to be a momentous morning.
Perry was falling. He hoped for a miracle.
Vanessa was delighted to be floating.
Love was in the air. Joann smiled knowingly.
Hazel put down the guitar nervously.
It started like any other afternoon in the bikeshed. Dorothy smiled knowingly.
Elaine could tell that Stephanie was strong-willed. She opened the door to the basement.
Lillian had been waiting for Patsy for days. She laughed to herself.
After spending a night in jail, Gina was relieved to see her father.
Zachary hoped that Charles was coming to his grand opening.
Virginia took a bite of her fishcake.
When Patricia arrived at her funeral, Angela booed her.
When Martin opened the door Mr. Moore looked up from his work.
Someone had invited a kitten to the wedding. Deborah knew the fun was about to begin.
Going to the beach was a nice idea. Todd picked up his bottle.
When rain began, Priscilla knew it was time to move on.
Timothy had invited a hippopotamus to Christmas. He knew the fun was about to begin.
It was a dark and stormy evening. Ken was under the bridge.
On Monday, Sonia always made finger puppets.
Milton had never been to the pond. He took a sip of his mojito.
If the police officer didn't arrive soon, Misty didn't know what she would do.
Steven could see that William was a jailer. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Rose had come to New York alone. She was here to meet the taxidermist.
Virgil opened the door to the bedroom. He bit his fingernails.
It was a bitter, endless autumn night. Joel took a bite of his spring-roll as he led the veterinarian into the attic.
Lady Gina was in one of her moods.
It was a long way to the lake. Alfred stopped and took a long sip of his Schnapps.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Theodore looked at the time.
The noises coming from the laundry made Violet hopeful.
A sense of magic was in the air. Dana waited.
The sound of polystyrene scraping made Allen angry.
Keith knew that Bryan was wronged.
For as long as Sidney could remember, he'd wanted to be a chef.
Lorraine wanted to sing. It was going to be a momentous day.
Shannon knew that the broker was solemn.
Craig walked into the cell and glanced at Karen. "You make me exercise," he said.
Courtney put down the umbrella carefully.
It was a typical afternoon in the bikeshed. Kathleen straightened her hair.
Bonnie opened the door to the library. Her senses were overwhelmed.
Going to the desert was a terrible idea. Tina took a bite of her sandwich.
Someone had invited a turtle to the funeral. Eileen knew it wouldn't end well.
Lewis was angry that everyone was coming to his wedding.
Tamara could tell that Edith was destructive. She opened the door to the laundry.
When Juan arrived at his grand opening, Jonathan stared in disbelief.
Calvin lowered his gaze.
When Chester arrived at Christmas, Philip ignored him.
When Arlene opened the door Mr. White looked up from his book.
William was the best shop assistant who ever lived.
Mary-Beth opened the door to the dungeon. She took a bite of her spring-roll.
On Wednesday, Paul made connections.
"It's going to be okay," Ted told himself as he waited under the mountain.
There had never been a jailer quite like Anita Thomas, and she knew it.
It was a bitter, endless Monday night. Bonnie was in the observatory.
Corey had never been to the cave. He scratched his hand.
Clyde was under the bridge. He had a stapler in his hand.
Clifton was listening. He knew it was too late.
Daniel had come to Australia alone. He was here to meet the gravedigger.
Jesse had invited a model to his funeral. He knew what to do.
It was a long way to the mountain. Viola stopped and struggled to breathe.
When rain stopped, Ida knew it was time to run.
The laundry was spotless.
The smoke coming from the barn made Ken uneasy.
Geraldine could see that the guide was perfectionist.
Brian could tell that Billy-Bob was a mechanic. He tried not to feel intimidated.
It was a quiet morning down by the water.
It was a fun November evening. Kim enjoyed the feeling of anticipation as she led the clown into the chapel.
Gwendolyn opened the door to the stable. She was afraid of what she might find.
The wolf was on the loose. Terrence panicked.
When Gene opened the door Mrs. Young looked up from her work.
Heirsouse arose from slumber.
Daniel walked into the bedroom and looked at Jimmie. "You make me angry," he said.
After spending a night in hospital, Eileen was relieved to see her car.
Kathleen opened the door to the lobby. She snapped her fingers.
For as long as Kristin could remember, she'd wanted to be a private detective.
On Saturday, Lester made it worse.
Jennifer staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
Tracey could see that Jeanne was vacuous. She opened the door to the bathroom.
It started like any other day in the museum. Elizabeth whistled nonchalantly.
Wendy cracked open another beer.
Luis had come to Canada alone. He was here to meet the librarian.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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