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Clarence closed his eyes and took a breath. It was going to be a fantastic morning.
Carole was the best park ranger bar none.
As soon as Christmas started, Gordon took a sip of his egg nog.
It started like any other day in the travel agent. Becky wanted a sandwich.
Arthur opened the door to the cell. The odour was unmistakable.
It was a magical Sunday evening. Zachary was outside the window.
Judith had been expecting Edith for two days. She nodded to the mobster.
Martha was swimming. She took a bite of her banana.
Karen hoped that the chicken was lustful.
It was a long way to the swamp. Ted stopped and wiped the sweat from his brow.
Jaime could see that Jose was nervous. He opened the door to the outhouse.
Christopher was delighted to be free.
Ruth knew that the swimming coach was soft.
For as long as Dora could remember, she'd wanted to be a researcher.
Joan walked into the laundry and glanced at Lonnie. "You make me sing," she said.
Ron had never been to the bay. He lit a cigarette.
Kenneth knew that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
Marshall could tell that Don was an undertaker. He tried not to smile.
After spending a night under a bridge, Brent was relieved to see his wife.
Johnnie was at the football stadium. He had a hairbrush in his hand.
Ronald had invited a hunter to his party. He knew it wouldn't end well.
When Loretta opened the door Mrs. Adams looked up from her book.
The hamster had escaped. June panicked.
Shad shielded his eyes against the blast.
When the moon came up, Andre knew it was time to sleep.
The basement was the perfect location.
When Margie arrived at Christmas, Jason booed her.
Eliza-Jane opened the door to the library. She questioned her plan.
As soon as the wedding started, Beatrice enjoyed the feeling of power.
The geologist opened the door, and led Roger inside.
Theodore opened the door to the wardrobe. He had dreamed of this moment.
Ploxurice arose from slumber.
Frances had been expecting Anne for six hours. She went over the plan.
Jacqueline took a bite of her muffin. It was going to be a momentous afternoon.
Kent was shining. He hoped for a miracle.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
On Wednesday, Everett always made up a story.
Charlie felt that the porcupine was good-natured.
Ida put down the spring-roll slowly.
If the burglar didn't arrive soon, Willie didn't know what he would do.
Going to the bay was a foolhardy idea. Velma checked her phone.
Xyrios Doomreach raised his fist.
Laura was in the mirror. She had a pen in her hand.
Kirk could tell that Joshua was a lifeguard. He tried not to feel intimidated.
Jeffery was disappointed that everyone was coming to his funeral.
The bright light coming from the office made Peter hopeful.
It was a long way to the peak. Olga stopped and took a long sip of her coffee.
Someone had invited a camel to Easter. Charles knew it wouldn't end well.
It was a rainy October night. Lena was at the wax museum.
It was a typical morning in the garage. Kurt took a bite of his spring-roll.
Kelly hoped that Richard was religious.
Smoke was in the air. Joan opened the door.
Anne fumbled in the darkness. The walls were ice-cold.
As soon as the grand opening started, Mitchell wanted a bratwurst.
The mayor opened the door, and led Crystal inside.
Courtney had invited a farmer to Easter. She knew the fun was about to begin.
After spending a night on the street, Joann was relieved to see her car.
When the moon came up, Leah knew it was time to find shelter.
"It's almost over," Adrian told himself as he waited at the butcher.
Lord Roberto was waiting in the attic.
Vicki felt that the builder was cynical.
For as long as Herman could remember, he'd wanted to be a spy.
When Anna arrived at Christmas, Randall ignored her.
The sound of dogs barking made Gina laugh.
Deanna opened the door to the waiting room. She was afraid of what she would find.
When Johnny arrived at his party, Carlos stared in disbelief.
Tommy could see that Kenneth was cooperative. He opened the door to the kitchen.
Rene was the best painter bar none.
It was a long way to the pond. Alvin stopped and straightened his clothes.
Biuesys shielded her eyes against the light.
Christian had come to the fairy grotto prepared. He was here to meet the webmaster.
Wendy was standing. She tried to hide.
Lauren could see that the panda was unambitious.
The laundry was spotless.
The bright light coming from the wardrobe made Laura-May uneasy.
Nora could tell that Melanie was a lighthouse-keeper. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Pa Hopesword raised her shield.
It was a clear, bright afternoon. Jon was in the hospital.
After spending a night on the street, Hilda was relieved to see her home.
Seth fumbled in the darkness. The walls were slimey.
Timothy had been waiting for Hector for two hours. He checked his reflection.
Going to the forest was a great idea. Pamela wanted food.
When rain began, Ricardo knew it was time to move on.
It was a beautiful Saturday morning. Dave knew it wasn't too late as he led the firefighter into the bedroom.
Erin was suprised to be free.
Sarah was at the mall. She had a blue highlighter in her hand.
As soon as the grand opening started, Roger closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Christina could feel her heart beating.
For as long as Jorge could remember, he'd wanted to be a dictator.
Justin opened the door to the attic. The odour was surprisingly pleasant.
Nathaniel put down the icecream slowly.
Ernest could see that Edwin was strong.
Alan had invited a chicken sexer to his wedding. He knew it wouldn't end well.
The sound of polystyrene scraping made Sarah-Jane want to cry.
Jim nodded to the minister. It was going to be a long day.
Colleen could see that the juggler was indifferent.
If the sheriff didn't arrive soon, Jack didn't know what he would do.
"It's now or never," Ashley told herself as she waited at the train station.
When Marvin opened the door Mr. Lewis looked up from his book.
Lorraine could see that Christine was lost. She opened the door to the laundry.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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