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The detective opened the door, and led Darlene inside.
It was a glorious Sunday night. Carole sucked her teeth as she led the cheesemaker into the office.
When Megan arrived at Easter, Tanya stared in disbelief.
Lester hoped that Mike was rigid.
If the customs officer didn't arrive soon, Crystal didn't know what she would do.
Melissa was the best bureaucrat around.
Yolanda could feel her heart beating.
It was a fun Thursday night. Hilda was in the deli.
When wolves began to howl, Danny knew it was time to run.
The tiger had escaped. Ruby panicked.
Madison opened the door to the living room. She could not believe what she saw.
After spending a night in hell, Adrian was relieved to see his car.
As soon as Thanksgiving started, Ivan cracked open another beer.
Anita had come to New York prepared. She was here to meet the police officer.
Elsie was flying. She wanted a pill.
Jeo Lifereaper raised his shield.
Jenny had been expecting Donna for six days. She rubbed her hands together.
Smoke was in the air. Alexander looked at the time.
April was in the prison. She had a hammer in her hand.
It was a long way to the desert. John stopped and cracked open another beer.
There had never been a deputy quite like Sandra Jones, and she knew it.
Kathy opened the door to the attic. She swallowed nervously.
Luis put down the guitar carefully.
Michele had never been to the cave. She put down her tea.
Bertha could see that the cheesemaker was resourceful.
Gregory was angry that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
Francis closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
"It has to work," Terrence told himself as he waited at the mall.
Kent hoped that the shark was prudent.
The outhouse was full of smoke.
It was a warm winter afternoon. Katrina took a bite of her fishcake as she led the bartender into the office.
If the chauffeur didn't arrive soon, Kay didn't know what she would do.
Derrick walked into the chapel and glanced at Marshall. "You make me lie," he said.
Bruce had invited a director to Thanksgiving. He knew what to do.
When rain began, Jeffery knew it was time to find shelter.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Ashley hesitant.
Billie could see that Kathryn was lazy.
It was a bitterly cold January morning. Isaac was in the attic.
Tommy was at the wax museum. He had a toothbrush in his hand.
It started like any other day in the attic. Robin tried to hide.
As soon as Christmas started, Jane took a bite of her banana.
Psueromal waited for the battle to begin.
For as long as Henry could remember, he'd wanted to be a beautician.
Going to the stream was a good idea. Grace cracked open another beer.
Glen opened the door to the classroom. He could not believe what he saw.
Lady Addlemeadow was in one of her moods.
The physicist opened the door, and led Nicholas inside.
Lillie was crying. She buttoned up her jacket.
Tina knew that the ventriloquist was irreverent.
It was a long way to the river. Angel stopped and took a bite of his pickle.
It was a typical night in the cathedral. Karen chewed her lip.
Someone had invited a wolf to Thanksgiving. Arnold knew the fun was about to begin.
Caroline was the best model around.
Basil could tell that Perry was gleeful. He opened the door to the kitchen.
Ralph was suprised to be free.
Leon hoped that the bird was self-reliant.
Jared took a sip of his diet Mountain Dew. It was going to be a tough morning.
Marlene had come to Switzerland prepared. She was here to meet the nurse.
It was a cold, moonlit night. Miriam chewed some gum as she led the shop assistant into the lobby.
Sam had invited a mobster to his wedding. He knew what to do.
When Rita arrived at Easter, Norma cried.
Howard checked his reflection.
"Maybe no one will notice," Victor told himself as he waited over the hill.
A sense of magic was in the air. Sherri looked at the time.
Clarence had never been to the desert island. He grimaced.
Bobbie-Sue put down the ukulele slowly.
The dungeon was the perfect location.
If the guru didn't arrive soon, Don didn't know what he would do.
Katherine walked into the cloakroom and glanced at Steven. "You make me feel bad," she said.
Edward could see that Isaac was a gladiator. He tried not to laugh.
Vicki opened the door to the garage. She bit her fingernails.
Crystal felt that the evangelist was ravenous.
Frank opened the door to the lounge room. The silence was overwhelming.
Lady Winden was in one of her moods.
On Saturday, Eileen made an effort.
When Jackie arrived at her wedding, everyone embraced her.
When the moon came up, Cheryl knew it was time to run.
Going to the cave was a terrible idea. Lester picked up his corkscrew.
Billie was disappointed that Jane was coming to her party.
Margie staggered in the darkness. The walls were crumbling.
After spending a night on a train, Kelly was relieved to see his father.
It was a tumultuous July night. Bradley was at the bus stop.
Michelle knew that Janice was well-rounded.
Someone had invited a wombat to the grand opening. Phyllis knew it wouldn't end well.
The seal had escaped. Norman panicked.
The director opened the door, and led Gerald inside.
It started like any other day in London. Johnny hoped for a miracle.
Jared was the best goldsmith who ever lived.
Olotchao arose from slumber.
If the chauffeur didn't arrive soon, Sandra didn't know what she would do.
Julia was driving. She checked her watch.
Jenny put down the bike nervously.
Sharon had never been to the cave. She took a sip of her tea.
When Nathan opened the door Mr. Clark looked up from his book.
It was a long way to the beach. April stopped and hoped for a miracle.
Lauren walked into the bathroom and glanced at Virginia. "You make me nervous," she said.
Micheal felt that the dingo was restless.
Fred had been waiting for Billy for hours. He straightened his hair.
On Friday, Mae made up.
Myrtle opened the door to the waiting room. She could not believe what she saw.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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