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Leslie hoped that Beatrice was doubtful.
Annie was the best zookeeper around.
It was a brilliant Friday evening. Rose was at the casino.
Theodore could tell that Eduardo was a truck driver. He tried not to smile.
If the chief of police didn't arrive soon, Beth didn't know what she would do.
When Sheila arrived at her wedding, everyone gasped.
It was a long way to the cave. Gregory stopped and wanted a drink.
When rain stopped, Dave knew it was time to move on.
Lady Brindleworthy was in one of her moods.
The librarian opened the door, and led Raul inside.
The attic was locked.
Violet took a sip of her merlot. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
Katherine had been expecting Maxine for hours. She enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
Alvin was standing. He chewed some gum.
When Michele arrived at her funeral, everyone welcomed her.
Jeffrey opened the door to the garage. He tried to hide.
Joel had invited a personal trainer to his party. He knew what to do.
Kristin was in the nuclear power-plant. She had a wrench in her hand.
"Just be yourself," Richard told himself as he waited in the deli.
The donkey was on the prowl. Salvador knew exactly what to do.
On Tuesday, Arnold always made a yurt.
Vernon opened the door to the wardrobe. His senses were overwhelmed.
After spending a night on a train, Jaime was relieved to see his home.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Gary smiled knowingly.
When Floyd opened the door Mr. Brooks looked up from his work.
It was a typical morning in New York. Elaine chewed some gum.
Going to the mountain was a bad idea. Lawrence rubbed his hands together.
Kenneth was delighted to be free.
When rain began, Jessie knew it was time to move on.
It was a hot winter morning. Wesley was up the chimney.
Terry had never been to the volcano. He took a bite of his burger.
Harvey hoped that the chicken was lying.
As soon as the party started, Carlos raised his hands.
The music coming from the outhouse made Maria uneasy.
Kim knew that Elly-May was irrational.
Sharon could tell that Norma was a hypnotist. She tried not to worry.
Hector walked into the closet and glanced at Francis. "You make me tired," he said.
Sally put down the chicken wing slowly.
Brian had been expecting Sergio for five hours. He snapped his fingers.
Lord Lonnie was in one of his moods.
If the choreographer didn't arrive soon, Bruce didn't know what he would do.
Joann knew that the courier was impersonal.
For as long as Louis could remember, he'd wanted to be an explorer.
Jay was disappointed that everyone was coming to his party.
When Antonio arrived at Thanksgiving, Manuel cried.
"All's well that ends well," Christopher told himself as he waited in the bomb-shelter.
Someone had invited a lizard to the grand opening. Maria knew what to do.
The snake had escaped. Stella tried to remain calm.
Jacqueline could feel her life slipping away.
There had never been a chef quite like Charles Wright, and he knew it.
It was a bitterly cold afternoon. Julian checked his watch as he led the barista into the basement.
Sergio was standing. He closed his eyes and took a drag on his cigarette.
Kelly was delighted to be floating.
Audrey opened the door to the wardrobe. She could not believe what she saw.
Going to the forest was a nice idea. June enjoyed the feeling of anticipation.
It was a busy summer evening. Mike was on the window sill.
When Benjamin arrived at his party, everyone laughed at him.
Tanya staggered in the gloom. The walls were ice-cold.
It was a quiet afternoon down by the river.
Viola could tell that Alice was a matador. She tried not to worry.
The yodeler opened the door, and led Leonard inside.
Chester was the best florist who ever lived.
Leslie walked into the lounge room and looked at Chad. "You make me dance," she said.
Herbert had come to Santa's workshop alone. He was here to meet the philanthropist.
Valai leaned into the wind.
The dining room was deserted.
Mitchell put down the chair carefully.
Minnie had been waiting for Lena for two days. She questioned her plan.
There had never been a medic quite like Justin Baker, and he knew it.
After spending a night in handcuffs, Natalie was relieved to see her home.
When David arrived at his party, everyone laughed.
The sound of the drill made Philip want to cry.
It was a typical morning in Ireland. Pamela took a sip of her beer.
Martin opened the door to the sauna. He took a bite of his hot dog.
On Sunday, Alice always made a home.
The octopus had escaped. Debra tried to remain calm.
Brett had invited a terrorist to Thanksgiving. He knew it wouldn't end well.
Lance hoped that the porcupine was contemplative.
Dan staggered in the gloom. The walls were crumbling.
When Mae arrived at her party, everyone rushed to see her.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Bartholomew waited.
It was a warm Monday morning. Robin was behind the curtains.
It was a foggy morning. Heather questioned her plan as she led the hairdresser into the living room.
Lord Ravensfell was reading in the outhouse.
Brent chewed his lip. It was going to be a tough afternoon.
For as long as Maxine could remember, she'd wanted to be a photographer.
As soon as the grand opening started, Mitchell put down his corkscrew.
Jeffrey could feel his heart beating.
Marion had never been to the swamp. She took a long sip of her chocolate milk.
When Mary-Lou opened the door Mrs. King looked up from her book.
Ruben put down the skateboard carefully.
There had never been a marshal quite like Debbie Freeman, and she knew it.
When rain began, Erika knew it was time to move on.
The laundry was a complete mess.
It started like any other day in Istanbul. Gary buttoned up his jacket.
Judy could see that Lillie was stylish.
Carmen had come to Berlin prepared. She was here to meet the cartoonist.
Eleanor opened the door to the office. She could not believe what she saw.
Lady Walkhirst was in one of her moods.
Christine was glad that no one was coming to her wedding.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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