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Going to the pond was a foolhardy idea. Edwin ground his teeth.
Erika opened the door to the barn. She had dreamed of this moment.
Carrie could not feel anything.
It was a long way to the reef. Mary-Beth stopped and knew it wasn't too late.
As soon as the funeral started, Gail shrugged.
It was a fun night. Ellen was in the cathedral.
If the teacher didn't arrive soon, Virginia didn't know what she would do.
Randy was the best philanthropist around.
Timothy put down the chair nervously.
Marilyn could tell that Tonya was a carpenter. She tried not to feel intimidated.
Leroy felt that Dwayne was protective.
Roberta walked into the dining room and looked at Yvonne. "You make me happy," she said.
Martin wanted a friend.
It was a foggy night. Amber straightened her clothes as she led the gladiator into the sauna.
Carol was in the bath. She had a cup in her hand.
Eliza-Jane staggered in the darkness. The walls were sticky.
The smell coming from the basement made John hopeful.
Dan buttoned up his jacket. It was going to be a tough morning.
When Willie arrived at Christmas, Roland laughed at her.
Leo had come to London alone. He was here to meet the manager.
The sound of the coffee grinder made Scott hesitant.
Charles was delighted to be alone.
Lord Grimville was in one of his moods.
The shoemaker opened the door, and led Randy inside.
Iaraip waited for the battle to begin.
The chipmunk had escaped. Bradley tried to remain calm.
The guest room was the perfect location.
Travis felt that the lion was agreeable.
Wesley opened the door to the wardrobe. The odour was overwhelming.
After spending a night on a plane, Megan was relieved to see her husband.
"They know it was me," Lewis told himself as he waited in the temple.
If the gladiator didn't arrive soon, Scott didn't know what he would do.
Tonya had never been to the sea. She smiled.
Sherri put down the hot dog carefully.
It was a typical morning in the mall. Gloria took a bite of her pickle.
Joanne was the best builder bar none.
Smoke was in the air. Shelly looked at the time.
Someone had invited a monkey to Thanksgiving. Myrtle knew the fun was about to begin.
When Esther arrived at her party, everyone stared in disbelief.
Gina could tell that Rosa was articulate. She opened the door to the attic.
As soon as the grand opening started, Brent took a long sip of his chocolate milk.
Hugh nodded to the jockey.
When Raymond opened the door Mrs. Pear son looked up from her work.
On Saturday, Amanda always made promises.
Agnes had invited a chemist to her wedding. She knew the fun was about to begin.
The bright light coming from the laundry made Ted hopeful.
It was a glorious Tuesday night. Arnold was at the butcher.
When Ana arrived at her funeral, everyone rushed to see her.
Yinua shielded her eyes against the sun.
For as long as Fred could remember, he'd wanted to be a doctor.
Emily walked into the bathroom and looked at Zachary. "You make me cold," she said.
After spending a night in jail, Paul was relieved to see his home.
Martha opened the door to the kitchen. She could not believe what she saw.
Jonathan could feel his life slipping away.
The laundry was the perfect location.
Leslie was angry that everyone was coming to Thanksgiving.
Annette could see that the watchmaker was sporting.
Katherine fumbled in the gloom. The walls were hot to the touch.
Leon could not hear anything.
Creutch waited for the battle to begin.
Lady Culby was sitting in the outhouse.
Eleanor had been waiting for Stacy for four days. She scratched her hand.
Rodney hoped that the chimpanzee was tender.
A sense of mystery was in the air. Patricia smiled knowingly.
It was a long way to the woods. Leslie stopped and tried to hide.
The kitten was on the prowl. Shannon knew exactly what to do.
It was a wintery night. Victoria meditated as she led the garbage collector into the dining room.
Jose put down the chair carefully.
There had never been a cheesemaker quite like Marc Lewis, and he knew it.
When Lori opened the door Mr. Hill looked up from his book.
Julie put down her mouse.
As soon as Easter started, Chester went over the plan.
Jane opened the door to the cloakroom. She sucked her teeth.
The torturer opened the door, and led Richard inside.
The bright light coming from the pantry made Lucille hopeful.
Stanley was the best burglar who ever lived.
Gruerfi shielded her eyes against the light.
Gail could see that Samantha was shortsighted.
It started like any other night in the library. Phyllis took a long sip of her Jack Daniels.
Someone had invited a porcupine to the wedding. Joe knew what to do.
When Cody arrived at his funeral, Gilbert cried.
After spending a night in the airport, Arnold was relieved to see his boss.
It was a cold, moonlit October night. Roy was at the bus stop.
Melvin was at the concert. He had a notepad in his hand.
Terrance walked into the corridor and looked at Virginia. "You make me hungry," he said.
Clayton enjoyed the feeling of power. It was going to be a tough morning.
Going to the gully was a good idea. Kay checked her phone.
Minnie was angry that no one was coming to her party.
Colleen was crawling. She bit her fingernails.
Francisco had invited a goldfish to Christmas. He knew it wouldn't end well.
The dining room was covered in blood.
Jim-Bob opened the door to the armory. The silence was overwhelming.
When Dave arrived at his wedding, everyone booed him.
Denise fumbled in the gloom. The walls were sticky.
Bruce could not hear anything.
"Maybe no one will notice," Theodore told himself as he waited in the park.
It was a clear morning. Anna took a bite of her hot dog as she led the security guard into the garage.
It was a long way to the swamp. Thelma stopped and took a sip of her chai.
Cheryl had come to Johannesburg prepared. She was here to meet the bank robber.
Allen had been expecting Clifford for six days. He shrugged.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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