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Random Opening Lines (x 10)
As soon as the grand opening started, Clifton raised his hands.
Petiud arose from slumber.
Brenda could tell that Shirley was reserved. She opened the door to the office.
The goose was on the loose. Chester pretended not to notice.
Pauline hoped that the duck was demanding.
There had never been a lawyer quite like Alexander HernĂ¡nd ez, and he knew it.
When Lawrence arrived at Christmas, Elmer gasped.
The bathroom was a complete mess.
If the truck driver didn't arrive soon, Willie didn't know what she would do.
Luis had been waiting for Johnnie for three days. He struggled to breathe.
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