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Writer
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Mason
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Gravedigger
Garbage Collector
Ninja
Builder
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Sleuth
Scientist
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Silversmith
Mayor
Guru
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Nurse
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Clockmaker
Factory Worker
Sailor
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Painter
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Physician
Chief of Police
Lumberjack
Pilot
Captain
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Firefighter
Detective
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Gondolier
Spin Doctor
Guard
Thief
Clown
Model
Waiter
Photographer
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Bank Robber
Saxophonist
Poet
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Blacksmith
Shaman
Bodyguard
Zookeeper
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Surgeon
Chef
Gladiator
Cook
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Archaeologist
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Tailor
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Social Worker
Shepherd
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Baker
Bandit
Journalist
Inventor
Ditch Digger
Physicist
Wizard
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Mechanic
Cartoonist
Watchmaker
Guide
Jailer
Navigator
Meteorologist
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Hotelier
Beekeeper

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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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