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A Coarse Mason
A Complaining Director
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An Impudent Police Officer
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A Tasteless Dentist
A Gullible Busker
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A Gracious Librarian
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A Genuine Scientist
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A Dependent Psychiatrist
A Questioning Juggler
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A Charismatic Clown
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A Solemn Florist
A Subtle Translator
A Logical Candlemaker
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A Modern Scientist
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A Clear-headed Chauffeur
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A Driven Architect
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A Genuine Scout
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A Secretive Factory Worker
A Logical Drummer
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A Hearty Programmer
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A Repentant Gravedigger
A Thorough Barber
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A Maternal Wizard
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An Overimaginative Nanny
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An Embarrassed Barber
An Amusing Printer
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A Preoccupied Taxidermist
A Conformist Manicurist
A Worked Up Captain
A Selfish Screenwriter
An Idealistic Paramedic
A Stupefied Reporter
A Naive Ventriloquist
A Perplexed Bartender
A Shortsighted Candlemaker
A Transparent Jailer
An Anxious Physicist
An Honest Fishmonger
A Tender Matador
A Self-denying Sailor
A Useless Florist
An Ordinary Hairdresser
A Worried Court Jester
A Mannerless Researcher
A Sympathetic Bodyguard
A Cautious Guitarist
An Impressive Trapper
A Relaxed Tax Collector
An Individualistic Oracle
A Questioning Lawyer
A Well-meaning Soldier
A Jolly Actor
A Woeful Dressmaker
A Preoccupied Cartoonist
An Irrational Explorer
A Stiff Miner
A Folksy Swordsmith
A Faithful Butcher
A High-spirited Drug Dealer
A Repressed Spin Doctor
A Deceitful Thief
A Tasteful Shipwright
A Prudent Gravedigger
A Nosy Tax Collector
An Irreverent Bartender
A Restless Customs Officer
A Narcissistic Carpenter
A Big-thinking Scout
An Antisocial Dancer
A Mature Sheriff
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A Fortunate Swimmer
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An Outrageous Doctor
A Scrupulous Firefighter
A Resentful Pickpocket
A Narrow-minded Philanthropist
A Demanding Paramedic
A Caring Percussionist
A Whimsical Hairdresser
A Hearty Surgeon
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A Trendy Pawnbroker
A Dissatisfied Guard
An Aggressive Ambassador
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A Clever Court Jester
A Deceitful Physicist
A Willing Veterinarian
A Sadistic Hypnotist
A Worried Politician
An Elegant Barber
A Big-thinking Cook
A Discreet Tax Collector
A Despairing Construction Worker
A Fraudulent Fraudster
A Fascinated Salesperson
A Weary Locksmith
An Appreciative Beautician
A Clean Clerk
A Grief Journalist
A Kind Animal Trainer
A Progressive Artist
An Abrasive Sheriff
An Unrestrained Sniper
A Wishful Monk
A Thankful Chimney-sweep
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A Transparent Fraudster
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A Unique Hairdresser
A Compassionate Librarian
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An Annoyed Mason
A Coarse Builder
A Tolerant DJ
A Vindictive Terrorist
A Paranoid Security Guard
A Spontaneous Hunter
A Scholarly Gravedigger
An Inconsiderate Bartender
An Eloquent Undertaker
An Outspoken Shop Assistant
An Unprincipled Burglar
A Balanced Gladiator
An Opinionated Paramedic
A Self-reliant Computer Programmer
An Energetic Shepherd
A Respectful Bank Robber
An Innovative Physician
A Misguided Zookeeper
A Stubborn Surgeon
A Morbid Pirate
A Pure Chef
A Reactionary Nurse
A Quirky Deputy
An Unpleasant Lighthouse-keeper
An Open-minded Cameraman
An Effeminate Busker
A Dreamy Mechanic
A Moody Monk
A Wishful Crook
An Appreciative Assassin
A Resentful Taxi-driver
A Heroic Journalist
A Morbid Air Traffic Controller
A Gullible Psychiatrist
A Responsible Sculptor
A Lying Private Detective
A Predictable Navigator
A Dull Entertainer
A Thorough Mayor
An Uncharitable Drummer
A Calculating Wedding Planner
A Modest Magician
A Caring Lumberjack
A Weak-willed Bank Robber
A Rowdy Guitarist
An Indulgent Model
A Plodding Sheepshearer
An Optimistic Chief of Police
An Unsure Actor
An Artful Dressmaker
A Venomous Lawyer
A Naive Programmer
A Silly Taxi-driver
A Rustic Dogcatcher
A Strong-willed Cab Driver
A Stiff Wedding Planner
A Gallant Exterminator
An Unappreciative Evangelist
A Hateful Graphic Artist
An Impressive Barber
A Handsome Chauffeur
An Inert Botanist
A Sordid Bandit
A Difficult Air Traffic Controller
A Perceptive Ditch Digger
A Sweet Terrorist
A Sadistic Pawnbroker
A Crafty Beekeeper
A Loyal Chief of Police
A Mechanical Meteorologist
A Charmless Tax Collector
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