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An Artful Model
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An Invisible Gardener
A Fatigued Webmaster
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A Repressed Cartoonist
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A Clean Drummer
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An Elated Judge
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A Purposeful Spy
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A Studious Sniper
A Dissonant Pirate
An One-dimensional Hairdresser
A Trusting Hunter
A Careless Diver
A Devious Exterminator
A Steely Fraudster
A Disrespectful Dentist
A Steady Photographer
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A Bitter Blacksmith
An Indulgent Dictator
A Patient Paleontologist
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An Impersonal Senator
A Power-hungry Security Guard
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An Idealistic Tax Collector
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A Studious Customs Officer
An Intense Entertainer
An Innovative Shaman
A Confused Philanthropist
An Odd Director
An Affectionate Bartender
A Pretentious Gardener
A Vague Rabbi
A Self-effacing Animal Trainer
A Well-read Criminal
A Miserly Scout
A Suspicious Lifeguard
A Fatalistic Oracle
A Mournful Lumberjack
A Mistaken Pickpocket
A Disillusioned Clown
A Jolly Assassin
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A Kind Ventriloquist
An Unbelieving Private Detective
A Sophisticated Bartender
A Restrained DJ
A Callous Blacksmith
A Fun-loving Webmaster
An Ugly Rat Catcher
A Desperate Record Producer
A Sanctimonious Hypnotist
A Well-rounded Paleontologist
A Dignified Dictator
A Sweaty Pharmacist
An Impersonal Soldier
A Weak-willed Truck Driver
A Power-hungry Assassin
An Organized Burglar
An Uninhibited Sheriff
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A Driven Shepherd
An Appreciative Guide
A Mellow Mayor
A Reassured Surgeon
A Lifeless Merchant
A Hardworking Peddlar
A Calm Doctor
A Proud Secretary
An Alienated Executioner
An Individualistic Bodyguard
A Sympathetic Computer Programmer
A Repressed Baker
A Businesslike Banker
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A Pathetic Hypnotist
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A Fuming Weaver
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A Liberal Journalist
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A Meddlesome Actor
A Monstrous Pilot
A Meticulous Shaman
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A Vindictive Mason
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An at Ease Guru
A Puritanical Senator
A Mellow Jockey
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A Passive Imam
A Romantic Jailer
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A Pompous Chef
A Short Surgeon
A Mystical Bank Robber
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A Loyal Hypnotist
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An Educated Soldier
An Unhappy Terrorist
A Helpful Chauffeur
A Superficial Chief of Police
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A Loyal Translator
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A Cynical Artist
A Curious Sage
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A Snoopy Court Jester
A Worked Up Plumber
A Vulnerable Antique Dealer
A Positive Bank Robber
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A Noncompetitive Minister
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An Uncomplaining Farmer
A Moralistic Gardener
A Morbid Accountant
A Grieved Crook
A Reliable Taxi-driver
An Articulate Air Traffic Controller
A Depressed Winemaker
An Irritated Truck Driver
A Dissonant Reporter
A Tormented Fashion Designer
A Shrewd Police Officer
A Rational Hypnotist
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A Monstrous Watchmaker
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An Irreverent Scientist
An Old Police Officer
An Upset Radiologist
An Unappreciative Lawyer
A Fashionable Archer
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A Complex Cab Driver
A Laughing Actor
A Steadfast Busker
A Reactionary Weaver
An Incapable Bandit
A Generous Herbalist
An Intelligent Publisher
An Irrational Blacksmith
A Haughty Imam
A Sharing Athlete
An Impatient Zookeeper
An Insecure Beautician
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A Stupefied Bodyguard
A Familial Juggler
A Spirited Assassin
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An Understanding Truck Driver
A Brittle Hunter
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An Unhappy Dentist
An Arrogant Builder
A Disillusioned Blacksmith
A Fuming Entertainer
An Indulgent Scout
An Artful Botanist
A Phlegmatic Linguist
A Concerned Wedding Planner
A Persuasive Exotic Dancer
An Objective Peddlar
A Guileless Private Detective
A Perplexed Taxi-driver
An Efficient Clown
An Injured Innkeeper
A Superstitious Actor
An Enervated Gardener
An Impatient Dentist
An Indulgent Garbage Collector
A Disorderly Cartoonist
A Glamorous Dogcatcher
A Steely Juggler
A Courteous Linguist
A Mechanical Athlete
A Critical Astronaut
A Calm Senator
An Appalled Salesperson
A Nosy Chimney-sweep
A Quaking Ninja
An Indifferent Student
A Disturbing Gravedigger
An Oppressed Bishop
A Humorous Deputy
An Original Herbalist
A Fixed Construction Worker
An Artful Gardener
A Restrained Executioner
An Idiosyncratic Writer
A Sly Barista
A Woeful Marine
A Fanatical Courier
A Selfless Surgeon
An Outspoken Soldier
A Prim Impersonator
A Fawning Fishmonger
An Important Astronaut
An Independent Tattooist
A Bitter Exterminator
A Fun-loving Shepherd
A Determined Engineer
An Easy Drug Dealer
An Irrational Chief of Police
An Arrogant Imam
A Distracted Juggler
A Frightening Clown
A Jubilant Doctor
A Tasteless Antique Dealer
A Responsible Dietician
A Daring Knight
An Impressionable Painter
A Disorganized Butcher
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A Tasteful Messenger
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A Dignified Barista
An Unpatriotic Nurse
A Trembling Ornithologist
An Admirable Fortune-teller
A Thoughtless Bandit
A Content Miner
A Power-hungry Real Estate Agent
A Distressed Drummer
An Inspired Dentist
A Fatalistic DJ
An Individualistic Paleontologist
An Ecstatic Photographer
A Pure Missionary
An Unpredicatable Violinist
An Alone Mechanic
A Troublesome Guitarist
An Opinionated Game Show Host
A Frightened Lawyer
A Free and Easy Scout
A Joyous Servant
An Original Fortune-teller
A Contradictory Sniper
A Pugnacious Translator
A Mawkish Ditch Digger
A Passive Deputy
A Stubborn Firefighter
A Discreet Pilot
An Envious Sailor
An Extraordinary Banker
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A Soft Yodeler
A Thrilled Poet
An Interested Secretary
An Arrogant Swimming Coach
A Gallant Wizard
An Obsessive Computer Programmer
A Negativistic Drug Dealer
A Weary Miner
A Nosy Meteorologist
A Captivating Monk
A Shy Photographer
An Earthy Tax Collector
A Slow Professor
A Shrewd Editor
An Irrational Busker
A Daring Beekeeper
A Distracted Carpenter
An Indecisive Interior Designer
A Demanding Detective
A Driven Artist
A Crude Soldier
An Insulting Lighthouse-keeper
A Sophisticated Programmer
A Familial Zookeeper
A Patient Surgeon
A Dogmatic Imam
An Unrestrained Teacher
An Astigmatic Illustrator
A Dirty Shaman
An Incorruptible Dentist
A Blissful Herbalist
A Cross Violinist
A Fraudulent Drummer
A Repressed Librarian
An Upset Clerk
A Calm Bartender
A Brave Yak Herder
A Trustworthy Linguist
An Unimaginative Translator
A Glamorous Receptionist
A Cooperative Air Traffic Controller
An Alarmed Mathematician
A Detestable Busker
A Busy Clown
A Worked Up Farmer
A Lying Drug Dealer
A Preoccupied Sleuth
A Logical Radiologist
A Surprised Wizard
A Casual Artist
A Content Lawyer
An Egocentric Butcher
An Insincere Sage
A Guilty Factory Worker
An Arrogant Chef
An Absentminded Builder
An Educated Mobster
A Passive Thief
A Tender Detective
A Dogmatic Animal Trainer
An Abrasive Violinist
A Stubborn Chimney-sweep
A Sympathetic Webmaster
A Nosy Entrepreneur
A Ticklish Sniper
A Casual Magistrate
An Intent Security Guard
A Prudent Sleuth
A Nihilistic Waiter
An Anxious Spelunker
A Frustrated Court Jester
A Tidy Fortune-teller
A Tactless Inventor
An Ashamed Journalist
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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