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A Reflective Lighthouse-keeper
A Pessimistic Scientist
A Compulsive Guru
An Irresponsible Blacksmith
A Bitter DJ
A Meddlesome Programmer
A Contemptible Detective
A Cross Bonecarver
A Provoked Undertaker
A Subtle Wizard
A Self-indulgent Ventriloquist
A Powerless Impersonator
A Tormented Cameraman
A Boisterous Poet
A Disorganized Plumber
A Distressed Torturer
A Reflective Nurse
A Merry Jeweler
A Dirty Conductor
A Crass Zookeeper
An Intent Pharmacist
An Orderly Pirate
A Relaxed Fortune-teller
An Impersonal Playwright
An Earnest Pickpocket
A Compassionate Bank Robber
A Fatalistic Musician
A Fanciful Teacher
An Unimaginative Beggar
A Hostile Librarian
An Enraged Marine
A Young Gate-keeper
A Childish Beautician
A Muddle-headed Clown
An Uneasy Goldsmith
A Treacherous Sleuth
A Perverse Painter
A Stupefied Coach
A Vacuous Bandit
A Receptive Shepherd
An Unimaginative Radiologist
A Beautiful Magistrate
A Personable Senator
An Injured Interior Designer
A Studious Bank Robber
A Humorous Herbalist
A Bizarre Goldsmith
A Pessimistic Referee
A Compulsive Sage
A Paternalistic Medic
A Paranoid Printer
An Intolerant Waiter
An Indecisive Fisher
An Insecure Psychiatrist
A Cruel Gondolier
An Irreligious Reporter
A Confused Meteorologist
An Articulate Drug Dealer
A Complaining Guard
A Free and Easy Chemist
An Insightful Drummer
An Ugly Exotic Dancer
An Eager Florist
A Quaking Farmer
A Sorrowful Sniper
A Proud Bank Robber
A Childish Geologist
A Snoopy Chef
An Intelligent Baker
A Hopeful Bureaucrat
A Frightening Hotelier
A Restrained Salesperson
A Stern Shop Assistant
A Practical Bandit
A Balanced Sculptor
A Fixed Ornithologist
A Power-hungry Model
An Ecstatic Swimmer
A Selfish Bodyguard
A Nonchalant Mobster
An Earthy Veterinarian
An Intense Blacksmith
A Narcissistic Biologist
An Irritable Gate-keeper
A Neat DJ
A Warm Ditch Digger
An Intolerant Truck Driver
A Shy Marine
An Inspired Explorer
A Well-read Cartoonist
A Scrupulous Sculptor
An Easy Fortune-teller
A Chummy Bank Robber
A Freewheeling Brewer
An Unhappy Air Traffic Controller
A Disinterested Mason
A Mature Guard
A Faithless Swimming Coach
A Pathetic Court Jester
A Businesslike Conductor
An Unsentimental Undertaker
A Good-natured Herald
A Loving Ventriloquist
An Observant Gondolier
An Unstable DJ
An Unlovable Pianist
A Big-thinking Shaman
A Resentful Burglar
An Idealistic Lawyer
A Pained Cartoonist
A Patient Soldier
An Ignorant Air Traffic Controller
A Dynamic Nanny
A Destructive Paramedic
A Responsive Lighthouse-keeper
A Shortsighted Spy
An Admirable Cameraman
A Hopeful Locksmith
A Miserable Florist
An Intent Stonecutter
An Experimental Secretary
A Sure Chauffeur
A Tasteful Senator
A Romantic Wizard
A Softheaded Hypnotist
An Infatuated Butler
A Silly Pilot
A Critical Bandit
A Tragic Game Show Host
An Innovative Judge
A Selfless Director
A Jolly Chef
An Obsessive Singer
A Timid Chief of Police
A Reserved Dancer
A Domineering Rat Catcher
An Artful Rabbi
An Enervated Veterinarian
A Sad Taxi-driver
A Bored Welder
A Responsible Impersonator
A Hedonistic Poet
An Idealistic Scientist
An Indignant Minister
An Invulnerable Dentist
A Mannered Surgeon
A Protective Hypnotist
A Purposeful Artist
A Repressed Soldier
An Agonizing Judge
A Cowardly Shipwright
A Puritanical Athlete
An Arbitrary Customs Officer
A Hidebound Model
A Faithful Police Officer
A Strict Paramedic
An Observant Blacksmith
A Frivolous Stonecutter
A Frightening Firefighter
A Crass Nurse
A Presumptuous Dentist
An Unrestrained Screenwriter
A Sure Terrorist
A Formal Hypnotist
An Irreligious Mercenary
An Earnest Butcher
An Obedient Interpreter
A Misguided Teacher
An Inert Taxidermist
A Wealthy Author
A Charismatic Carver
A Shaky Mayor
A Discouraged Executioner
An Amazing Graphic Artist
A Maternal Coroner
An Amazed Gate-keeper
An Unsentimental Magistrate
A Rational Publisher
A Lifeless Pilot
An Engrossed Banker
A Timid Dancer
A Resentful Gondolier
A Practical Lighthouse-keeper
An Aggressive Reporter
An Odd Messenger
A Liberated Explorer
A Gullible Construction Worker
A Spontaneous Nurse
A Reactionary Exotic Dancer
An Uninhibited Psychiatrist
A Dissatisfied Builder
An Outspoken Firefighter
A Charmless Printer
A Skinny Game Show Host
A Noncompetitive Artist
A Smiling Innkeeper
A Dirty Garbage Collector
A Religious Boatbuilder
An Annoyed Mobster
A Curious Police Officer
A Skillful Jockey
A Sloppy Security Guard
An Envious Writer
A Dramatic Author
A Conscientious Scout
An Adventurous Guru
A Dry Record Producer
A Profound Dentist
A Panicked Programmer
A Practical Innkeeper
A Discreet Criminal
A Determined Drug Dealer
An Enigmatic Monk
A Slow Watchmaker
A Superstitious Journalist
A Modern Actor
A Trustworthy Jailer
A Strong Taxi-driver
A Decisive Goldsmith
A Faithful Interpreter
An Irritable Dogcatcher
An Intuitive Beautician
A Steadfast Shepherd
A Funny Ditch Digger
An Inflamed Conductor
A Bitter Blacksmith
A Predictable Captain
A Possessive Percussionist
A Conformist Magician
An Uncooperative Astronaut
A Neat Air Traffic Controller
A Dramatic Fashion Designer
A Cheating Lumberjack
A Devious Fortune-teller
A Jubilant Messenger
An Inconsiderate Surgeon
A Confused Physician
A Superficial Security Guard
A Clear-headed Bricklayer
A Sweet Chauffeur
An Irresponsible Truck Driver
A Neurotic Hunter
A Well-read Customs Officer
A Vindictive Dentist
A Frightening Ditch Digger
A Trustworthy Private Detective
An Unappreciative Undertaker
A Guilty Rat Catcher
An Escapist Chef
A Leisurely Interior Designer
An Artful Dogcatcher
A Persuasive Juggler
A Ritualistic Webmaster
A Warm Screenwriter
A Skeptical Professor
An Inconsiderate Burglar
A Generous Waiter
A Gullible Monk
A Painstaking Truck Driver
A Panicked Chief of Police
An Artificial Shaman
An Unstable Nurse
A Lustful Hairdresser
A Comfortable Court Jester
A Surprising Knight
A Sweet Deputy
An Astigmatic DJ
A Pleased Astronaut
A Quaking Pawnbroker
A Repressed Bureaucrat
An Injured Butler
An Unrestrained Mayor
A Cute Dentist
An Infuriated Publisher
An Intolerant Executioner
An Impractical Bodyguard
A Satisfied Surgeon
A Meticulous Mason
A Disorderly Guard
A Disrespectful Cosmonaut
A Perceptive Translator
A Sympathetic Chauffeur
A Surprising Thief
A Lifeless Writer
An Amiable Wedding Planner
A Warm Barber
An Escapist Librarian
An Observant Philanthropist
A Sanctimonious Fashion Designer
An Old Student
An Elated Spy
A Shaky Optometrist
A Conciliatory Sniper
A Youthful Painter
A Noncommittal Secretary
A Thievish Dictator
A Ready Marine
A Colorful Lawyer
An Abrasive Cartoonist
A Serene Swineherd
A Stern Farmer
A Methodical Archer
A Scornful Air Traffic Controller
A Meticulous Surgeon
A Suspicious Actor
A Pessimistic Chef
A Selfless Butcher
A Mealymouthed Stonecutter
A Considerate Choreographer
A Ritualistic Terrorist
A Silly Mobster
A Barbaric Sniper
A Generous Illustrator
A Confused Air Traffic Controller
An Unambitious Comedian
A Self-conscious Captain
A Hidebound Barber
A Disrespectful Bonecarver
A Mournful Marine
A Delighted Builder
A Procrastinating Athlete
A Puritanical Janitor
A Confidential Salesperson
A Power-hungry Matador
A Disinterested Bank Robber
A Strong-willed Entertainer
An Impressionable Jockey
A Frugal Terrorist
A Sore Sculptor
A Woeful Missionary
An Unappreciative Beautician
A Money-minded Drummer
A Hopeful Blacksmith
A Heroic Clown
A Fatigued Ornithologist
A Hedonistic Construction Worker
An Admirable Ventriloquist
A Cheerful Crook
An Authoritarian Waiter
An Understanding Botanist
An Oppressed Stonecutter
A Cautious Lifeguard
A Compulsive Bank Robber
A Complex Surgeon
An Excited Customs Officer
An Artful Assassin
A Tortured Boatbuilder
A Patient Burglar
A Vulnerable Criminal
A Trustworthy DJ
A False Salesperson
A Colorful Hunter
A Faithful Mobster
A Forceful Swimming Coach
A Businesslike Busker
A Dogmatic Rat Catcher
A Soft Entertainer
A Silly Antique Dealer
An Intuitive Magistrate
An Intrigued Ninja
A Noncompetitive Lawyer
A Hidebound Geologist
A Punctual Drummer
A Decent Jailer
A Foolish Sleuth
A Cautious Artist
A Mawkish Court Jester
A Scholarly Yak Herder
A Cerebral Captain
A Lucky Sage
A Complaining Magician
An Intolerant Stunt Double
A Hard Working Firefighter
A Sloppy Chauffeur
A Restless Referee
A Religious Architect
An Unsentimental Farmer
A Hostile Boatbuilder
An Enraged Manicurist
An Unpatriotic Poet
A Tenacious Sleuth
A Thankful Air Traffic Controller
An Intelligent Navigator
A Fanciful Senator
A Happy Bartender
A Forceful Bricklayer
A Tidy Scout
A Steadfast Interior Designer
A Disturbing Priest
A Miserable Diplomat
A Small-thinking Rat Catcher
An Enervated Farmer
An Uncertain Inventor
A Cruel Zookeeper
An Indifferent Wedding Planner
An Extraordinary Gravedigger
An Old-fashioned Scientist
An Unpredicatable Sheriff
A Kind Dictator
An Unimaginative Carpenter
A Hurried Bishop
An Arrogant Spy
A Daring Percussionist
A Mature Gondolier
An Intelligent Secretary
A Hesitant Dancer
A Mannerless Innkeeper
A Graceless Yak Herder
A Profound Technician
A Mechanical Surgeon
A Greedy Bandit
An Eloquent Taxi-driver
A Crude Magician
An Unprincipled Park Ranger
A Compassionate Diplomat
A Prim Juggler
An Insensitive Sleuth
An Uncomplaining Director
A Precise Clerk
A Tasteful Lifeguard
An Inconsiderate Chauffeur
A Thorough Drummer
A Freethinking Accountant
A Hesitant Lighthouse-keeper
A Cold Archer
A Leisurely Customs Officer
A Morbid Researcher
A Protective Cook
An Insecure Magician
A Miserable Gate-keeper
A Conformist Bricklayer
An Insincere Dancer
An Outrageous Burglar
An Exciting Soldier
A Ruined Rat Catcher
A Gentle Busker
A Hidebound Paramedic
A Nonchalant Inventor
An Indulgent Nanny
A Gloomy Marshal
A Prejudiced Percussionist
A Jubilant Jockey
An Unsentimental Musician
A Sexy Model
An Escapist Sniper
A Trusting Construction Worker
An Expedient Pastor
An Unfriendly Broker
A Clear-headed Knight
A Lucky Baker
A Frustrated Sage
A Naive Detective
A Ticklish Merchant
A Spirited Private Detective
A Wishful Hairdresser
An Obedient Mason
A Fearful Garbage Collector
A Brave Athlete
A Discreet Guard
An Aimless Ventriloquist
A Serious Translator
An Extravagant Minister
A Cautious Juggler
A Transparent Truck Driver
A Scheming Spy
A Strong-willed Pastor
An Unhealthy Zookeeper
An Aggressive Baker
A Boisterous Lumberjack
A Vacuous Tax Collector
A Power-hungry Inventor
A Willing Detective
An at Ease Sniper
An Adventurous Tattooist
An Innovative Tailor
A Victimized Criminal
A Tenacious Monk
A Vulnerable Private Detective
A Sexy Drug Dealer
A False Undertaker
A Morbid Linguist
A Cowardly Paleontologist
A Pleased Mathematician
A Lovable Garbage Collector
A Passive Taxi-driver
An Optimistic Spy
A Dissonant Deputy
A Flexible Cab Driver
An Irritable Fisher
An Incensed Bishop
An Understanding Juggler
An Antisocial Impersonator
A Sensual Coach
A Power-hungry Sculptor
An Incorruptible Gravedigger
A Mistaken Choreographer
A Pompous Zookeeper
A Prudent Nurse
A Pleased Welder
A Pure Carver
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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