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An Emotional Herald
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A Selfless Air Traffic Controller
An Unhealthy Private Detective
A Humiliated Brewer
A Funky Hunter
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A Demanding Chef
A Wonderful Stunt Double
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A Moralistic Bishop
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A Receptive Tattooist
A Rowdy Goatherd
An Opinionated Clockmaker
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A Passive Customs Officer
A Playful Astronaut
A Ritualistic Stunt Double
A Comfortable Cosmonaut
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An Irresponsible Dictator
An Extraordinary Shaman
A Complaining Mobster
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An Unhealthy Pawnbroker
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An Extreme Chauffeur
A Liberated Pickpocket
A Presumptuous Mortician
An Intuitive Bishop
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A Suspicious Guard
A Jolly Marshal
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An Oppressed Sleuth
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A Flexible Archaeologist
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A Meticulous Knight
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A Humorous Ambassador
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A Cheating Technician
A Complex Criminal
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A Complaining Ninja
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A Bland Matador
A Decadent Private Detective
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A Deceitful Sniper
A Unique Ambassador
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A Disorderly Shipwright
A Frisky Courier
An One-dimensional Nurse
An Artful Magician
An Elegant Astronaut
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A Self-conscious Ninja
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An Effeminate Bishop
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A Pure Farmer
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A Despairing Detective
An Educated Zookeeper
A Ruined Editor
A Sharing Shoemaker
A Hopeful Politician
An Organized Sniper
A Stern Plumber
A Self-denying Beggar
An Irreligious Florist
An Inspired Bonecarver
A Repugnant Undertaker
An Abrupt Spelunker
A Desperate Jailer
A Domineering Percussionist
A Ticklish Detective
A Crude Shepherd
A Distressed Matador
An Unlucky Boatbuilder
A Hypnotic Tattooist
A Tactless Farmer
A Religious Pickpocket
A Depressed Sniper
A Pretentious Executioner
A Dissonant Surgeon
A Reserved Shop Assistant
A Forthright Plumber
A Hungry Salesperson
A Spontaneous Clockmaker
A Practical Webmaster
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An Erratic Silversmith
An Understanding Assassin
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A Bitter Jockey
An Inflamed Customs Officer
A Fuming Greengrocer
An Unsentimental Cook
A Weak Singer
An Indecisive Watchmaker
A Calm Medic
A Faithless Philanthropist
A Sore Tax Collector
A Hurried Navigator
An Agonizing Scout
A Charmless Paramedic
An Arrogant Governor
An Opinionated Drug Dealer
A Selfish Tattooist
A Cruel Bartender
A Merry Chauffeur
A Melancholic Diver
A Ticklish Mechanic
A Hearty Bank Robber
A Rowdy Beekeeper
A Self-indulgent Waiter
An Inflamed Police Officer
A Friendly Sheriff
A Humorous Lifeguard
A Perverse Cab Driver
A Courageous Lighthouse-keeper
A Vulnerable Referee
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An Irritated Mason
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A Pedantic Deputy
A Messy Surgeon
An Amused Locksmith
A Sexy Coach
A Bizarre Executioner
A Cute Actor
A Brittle Cook
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A Disorganized DJ
An Inoffensive Geologist
A Tender Magician
A Sharing Hairdresser
An Obvious Cosmonaut
A Perplexed Air Traffic Controller
A Cheerful Butcher
A Punctual Exterminator
A Negativistic Dancer
A Hurried Shaman
A Quirky Firefighter
A Positive Lighthouse-keeper
A Brave Torturer
A Provocative Cartoonist
A Well-meaning Police Officer
A Shy Hypnotist
A Driven Marine
A Frustrated Zookeeper
A Monstrous Astronaut
A Power-hungry Drummer
A Dramatic Mobster
An Intense Bodyguard
A Well-read Dictator
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A Tense Waiter
A Glamorous Diplomat
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A Bewildered Farmer
An Outrageous Firefighter
An Important Bishop
A Brittle Rat Catcher
An Unpatriotic Garbage Collector
A Groovy Choreographer
A Barbaric Technician
A Morbid Ninja
A Silly Marshal
An Astigmatic Juggler
A Miserable Bonecarver
An Authoritarian Gondolier
A Modern Clown
A Frustrated Antique Dealer
A Stiff Reporter
A Well-meaning Blacksmith
A Shaky Editor
A Sentimental Sleuth
An Incorruptible Police Officer
An Assertive Exterminator
A Profound Composer
A Cross Pianist
An Embarrassed Impersonator
A Studious Singer
A Gentle Plumber
A Sweaty Photographer
A Forgetful Banker
A Crafty Taxidermist
An Indecisive Rat Catcher
A Nonchalant Beggar
A Political Terrorist
A Gullible Pilot
A Sore Zookeeper
A Shrewd Botanist
A Complacent Messenger
A Precise Lawyer
An Unstable Mercenary
A Dejected Bank Robber
A Sporting Nurse
A Spontaneous Lifeguard
A Petty Musician
An Unsure Beggar
An Unimaginative Hypnotist
A Callous Hunter
A Liberated Knight
An Unpredicatable Bandit
A Mealymouthed Saxophonist
An Eloquent Nanny
An Apathetic Chimney-sweep
A Dogmatic Gardener
An Embarrassed Winemaker
An Argumentative Boatbuilder
An Unpleasant Tax Collector
A Woeful Pianist
A Loving Chef
An Inquisitive Guard
An Infuriated Clerk
An Insightful Meteorologist
A Steady Sound Technician
A Dignified Surgeon
A Neutral Salesperson
A Humorous Physician
A Despairing Printer
A Brilliant Mortician
A Thoughtless Chief of Police
An Aimless Paramedic
A Complaining Matador
A Frustrated Barista
An Agonizing Captain
A Mistaken Welder
A Hopeful Marshal
A Chummy Philanthropist
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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