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A Flamboyant Private Detective
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An Old Illustrator
A Hardworking Principal
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A Profound Burglar
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A Youthful Editor
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A Positive Social Worker
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A Grieved Yodeler
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A Difficult Ventriloquist
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A Thievish Hypnotist
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An Amiable Salesperson
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An Annoyed Senator
An Extraordinary Manicurist
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A Guileless Scientist
A Tidy Teacher
A High-handed Burglar
A Ticklish Singer
A Tense Mercenary
A Crude Ninja
A Discontented Merchant
A Conciliatory Interior Designer
An Important Magician
A Doubtful Banker
A Realistic Plumber
A Threatened Chief of Police
A Charismatic Security Guard
A Festive DJ
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A Fawning Sheepshearer
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An Uninhibited Barber
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A Quaking Architect
A Dedicated Nurse
A Cheerful Translator
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An Encouraged Assassin
A Magnanimous Inventor
A Petty Shepherd
A Receptive Waiter
A Critical Paleontologist
A Tenacious Builder
A Sulky Clown
A Disorganized Coach
A Clumsy Police Officer
A Mannered Pickpocket
A Pessimistic Playwright
A Victimized Oracle
An Impractical Janitor
A Mature Tax Collector
An Impudent Veterinarian
A Relaxed Imam
A Tasteless Security Guard
A Rational Ninja
A Tough Juggler
A Patient Senator
A Reactionary Dictator
An Extraordinary Musician
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A Disappointed Personal Trainer
A Whimsical Matador
A Deep Torturer
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A Weird Burglar
A Miserable Assassin
A Provocative Pharmacist
An Enigmatic Ambassador
A Hefty Dentist
A Faithful Undertaker
A Gallant Nanny
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A Sedentary Hunter
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A Trendy Mason
A Progressive Publisher
An Artful Architect
A Blunt Truck Driver
An Uncharitable Florist
A Flamboyant Chemist
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A Pretentious Gravedigger
A Funny Physician
A Neutral Physicist
A Ready Construction Worker
An Elated Archer
A Patriotic Model
A Disloyal Barista
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A Forceful Bishop
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A Sarcastic Bodyguard
A Snoopy Gladiator
A Useless Swordsmith
A Depressed Guru
A Distressed Beekeeper
A Fickle Beautician
A Dominating Photographer
An Inhibited Publisher
An Offended Janitor
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A Formal Ninja
A Fashionable Pirate
A Shy Mortician
A Blissful Physician
A Youthful Cook
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A Pleased Real Estate Agent
An Irreligious Judge
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An Incensed Doctor
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A Self-conscious Explorer
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A Worried Linguist
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A Beautiful Impersonator
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An Eloquent Pharmacist
A Discourteous Tax Collector
A Stoic Mason
A Passive Hypnotist
A Strong Spy
A Sadistic Chemist
A Meddlesome Librarian
A Mistaken Gate-keeper
A Daring Marshal
An Unlucky Psychiatrist
A Zany Teacher
A Disloyal Garbage Collector
A Dynamic Blacksmith
A Repentant DJ
A Unique Webmaster
A Devoted Ditch Digger
A Repugnant Hunter
A Well-meaning Firefighter
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A Haughty Butler
A Disrespectful Lifeguard
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A Sensitive Hypnotist
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A Bland Coach
A Pained Busker
A Short Mercenary
A Willing Archer
A Pugnacious Deputy
A Discourteous Principal
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A Jubilant Butcher
A Well-meaning Baker
A Self-denying Bodyguard
A Boisterous Veterinarian
An Experimental Sage
A Contemptible Painter
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A Responsive Torturer
An Important Hunter
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A Healthy Welder
A Malicious Chemist
A Regimental Model
A Perverse Make-up Artist
A Disillusioned Judge
A Decadent Explorer
A Cruel Translator
A Completely Normal Evangelist
A Difficult Dentist
A Callous Tattooist
An Unfathomable Philanthropist
A Dignified Politician
An Efficient Soldier
A Devious Waiter
A Scheming Missionary
A Lying Playwright
A Well-meaning Private Detective
A Lazy Scout
An Abrasive Secretary
A Paralyzed Sculptor
A Steely Dentist
A Guilty Comedian
An Innovative Mobster
A Balanced Publisher
A Compulsive Plumber
A Tasteless Cosmonaut
A Popular Fortune-teller
An Intuitive Florist
A Sensual Shaman
A Reverential Doctor
A Domineering Percussionist
An Embarrassed Servant
A High-handed Blacksmith
A Fun-loving Dressmaker
An Unlucky Spelunker
A Hefty Guitarist
A Terrible Exotic Dancer
A Modern Miner
A Humiliated Air Traffic Controller
A Decisive Torturer
A Frugal Drug Dealer
A Blissful Mathematician
A Dutiful Poet
A Mellow Entrepreneur
An Insensitive Interior Designer
A Discouraged Plumber
An Impressionable Dictator
A Worried Programmer
A Cultured Spy
A Cowardly Reporter
A Skillful Bank Robber
A Fiery Private Detective
A Ticklish Personal Trainer
An Unimaginative Hunter
An Unfriendly Torturer
A Reflective Gladiator
An Unrestrained Composer
A Dissatisfied Wizard
A Spirited Clown
A Competitive Deputy
A Generous Webmaster
A Tense Explorer
An One-dimensional Tailor
A Satisfied Pastor
A Methodical Sound Technician
A Narrow-minded Dancer
A Thrilled Scout
A Gallant Nurse
A Rebellious Fishmonger
A Bizarre Blacksmith
A Scheming Imam
A Shaky Ventriloquist
A Worried Customs Officer
A Stylish Conductor
A Mealymouthed Cab Driver
An Insincere Pilot
A Mawkish Photographer
A Closed off Truck Driver
A Familial Geologist
A Lazy Rabbi
A Competitive Executioner
A Helpless Waiter
A Completely Normal Sailor
An Individualistic Firefighter
A Fanatical Banker
An Impudent Game Show Host
An Insulting Radiologist
A Fraudulent Wizard
An Uncertain Artist
A Certain Interpreter
A Stable Juggler
A Steady Security Guard
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A Regimental Manager
A Difficult Sniper
A Decisive Priest
A Snoopy Editor
A Crafty Impersonator
A Sporting Astronaut
A Dependent Computer Programmer
An Empathetic Interior Designer
An Idealistic Exterminator
A Festive Cab Driver
An Extraordinary Philanthropist
An Embarrassed Terrorist
An Ignorant Construction Worker
A Thievish Lawyer
A Stupid Burglar
A Mannered Jockey
A Wronged Beggar
A Lovable Wedding Planner
A Frustrated Make-up Artist
A Shy Guitarist
A Hungry Yodeler
An Irresponsible Evangelist
A Resourceful Busker
An Impulsive Guru
A Scrupulous DJ
An Amused Astronaut
A Slow Detective
A Distressed Interrogator
An Insulting Lifeguard
A Restless Veterinarian
An Easy Archer
A Decent Ditch Digger
A Dreamy Pastor
A Destructive Farmer
A Hesitant Baker
A Charmless Chef
A Troublesome Gardener
An Easily Discouraged Assassin
An Offended Sheriff
A Helpful Matador
An Infuriated Drummer
A Compassionate Senator
A Glamorous Cook
A Predatory Pharmacist
An Energetic Actor
A Graceless Marine
A Lucky Beekeeper
A Mistaken Dictator
An Artificial Spy
A Conciliatory Choreographer
A Fanatical Judge
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A Narcissistic Florist
A Disorganized Messenger
A Dull Teacher
A Fawning Courier
A Courageous Screenwriter
A Compassionate Sheriff
A Completely Normal Mortician
A Hard Working Hunter
A Trendy Politician
A Mellow Sniper
A Boisterous Conductor
A Surprised Spelunker
A Quaking Locksmith
A Dedicated Waiter
A Short Senator
A Private Governor
An Idealistic Magistrate
A Discouraging Dancer
A Fixed Detective
A Forceful Violinist
A Respectful Jockey
A Conciliatory Psychiatrist
A Grim Ninja
A Melancholic Spy
A Devious Butler
A Selfish Wizard
A Chummy Ventriloquist
A Surprised Sheepshearer
An Amazing Pirate
A Mawkish Architect
A Resentful Baker
An Artful Medic
A Pugnacious Politician
A Criminal Magician
A Gentle Philanthropist
A Keen Composer
A Hurt Physician
An Open-minded Interpreter
An Idealistic Interrogator
An Admirable Weaver
A Delighted Matador
A Folksy Clockmaker
An Individualistic Percussionist
A Noncommittal Watchmaker
A Quaking Hypnotist
A Confidential Truck Driver
A Sad Journalist
A Lovable Swimmer
A Troublesome Hotelier
A Scrupulous Diplomat
A Charmless Clown
A Sentimental Wizard
A False Wedding Planner
An Overjoyed Plumber
An Inspired Graphic Artist
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