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A Sedentary Judge
A Powerless Jeweler
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A Clear-headed Dancer
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A Power-hungry Taxidermist
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An Old-fashioned Coach
A Selfish Swordsmith
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A Joyous Thief
A Loving Drummer
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A Hopeful Innkeeper
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A Responsive Undertaker
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A Dutiful Captain
A Steadfast Cartoonist
A Fickle Doctor
A Whimsical Historian
A Dishonest Saxophonist
An Obvious Guitarist
A Conceited Chemist
A Tolerant Customs Officer
A Mealymouthed Rabbi
An Antisocial Sound Technician
An Earthy Entertainer
A Humorous Goatherd
An Ecstatic Thief
An Uneasy Assassin
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An Expedient Shipwright
A Puritanical Exotic Dancer
A Selfish Police Officer
A Threatened Guide
A Tormented Ditch Digger
A Circumspect Teacher
A Disrespectful Baker
A Fascinated Game Show Host
A Contemptible Bank Robber
A Steadfast Magistrate
A Surprising Archer
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A Depressed Exterminator
A Forgetful Medic
A Scholarly Deputy
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An Erratic Surgeon
A Bold Choreographer
A Reverential Zookeeper
A Predatory Dictator
An Amoral Stonecutter
A Fuming Referee
A High-spirited Composer
A Mellow Taxidermist
An Intent Chief of Police
An Opinionated Captain
A Bright Diplomat
A Fashionable Pickpocket
A Nonchalant Gardener
A Brutal Writer
A Contemplative Bodyguard
A Perplexed Spin Doctor
A Stubborn Comedian
An Irreligious Police Officer
A Dutiful Mayor
A Genuine Beekeeper
A Gloomy Waiter
A Deceptive Nurse
A Despairing Surgeon
A Paternalistic Dentist
An Unpatriotic Geologist
A Thankful Spy
A Superstitious Sailor
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An Uneasy Animal Trainer
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A Discreet Knight
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A Kind Sheriff
An Inspired Cameraman
A Self-effacing Security Guard
A Meticulous Butler
An Envious Musician
An One-dimensional Explorer
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A Resentful Clown
A Critical Chef
An Emotional Jeweler
A Paranoid Monk
A Tormented Interior Designer
A Contradictory Fisher
A Disciplined Guard
A Beautiful Barber
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A Skinny Programmer
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An Injured Criminal
A Thankful Firefighter
A Hostile Magician
An Understanding Ventriloquist
A Neurotic Actor
A Fickle Detective
A Lovely Court Jester
A Resentful Zookeeper
An Alert Drummer
A Completely Normal Historian
A Cowardly Chicken Sexer
A Confused DJ
An Offended Shoemaker
A Cultured Programmer
A Modest Referee
A Charmless Mercenary
An Enigmatic Deputy
An Aggressive Captain
A Big-thinking Butcher
An Angry Bandit
A Despicable Chef
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A Lifeless Air Traffic Controller
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A Heroic Entertainer
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An Innovative Comedian
An Erratic Sheriff
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A Hateful Playwright
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An Unprincipled Builder
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An Ambitious Programmer
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A Youthful Barber
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A Trusting Nurse
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A Charming Dictator
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An Incapable Singer
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A Balanced Dancer
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A Physical Boatbuilder
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A Stylish Fisher
A Courageous Magician
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A Quirky Deputy
A Mistaken Imam
A Paralyzed Pastor
An Erratic Impersonator
An Abrupt Singer
A Subjective Astronaut
An Objective Private Detective
A Solemn Assassin
A Single-minded Poet
A Depressed Beekeeper
A Big-thinking Spelunker
A Desolate Plumber
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A Persuasive Real Estate Agent
A Sloppy Model
A Disruptive Cartoonist
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An Envious Spin Doctor
An Unfathomable Dentist
A Destructive Dictator
A Whimsical Lumberjack
A Solitary Firefighter
A Quiet Captain
A Critical Factory Worker
A Bland Deputy
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A Sexy Torturer
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A Soft Photographer
A Well-rounded Meteorologist
A Clumsy Radiologist
A Heartbroken Truck Driver
A Big-thinking Rabbi
A Contemptible Biologist
An Angry Fortune-teller
A Petty Swineherd
A Generous Guitarist
A Graceless Printer
A Tenacious Assassin
An Unprincipled Interior Designer
A Sore Dentist
A Delicate Spin Doctor
A Neat Composer
A Joyous Waiter
A Realistic Mercenary
A Brilliant Hypnotist
A Competitive Graphic Artist
A Disobedient Chef
A Hesitant Hunter
An Indignant Manager
A Heroic Exotic Dancer
A Threatened Exterminator
A Profound Tattooist
A Fiery Bonecarver
A Single-minded Tax Collector
An Original Fortune-teller
A Charming Teacher
A Fearful Director
A Vivacious Police Officer
A Sly Marshal
A Frightening Drug Dealer
A Debonair Zookeeper
A Neat Architect
A Gallant Historian
A Domineering Choreographer
A Ravenous Pilot
An Impersonal Sheriff
A Witty Marine
An Impractical Pickpocket
A Hungry Construction Worker
A Fascinated Guru
An Eager Security Guard
A Balanced Programmer
An Airy Cameraman
An Odd Drug Dealer
A Charmless Juggler
A Skillful Clockmaker
A Pretentious Criminal
A Conscientious Locksmith
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A Bizarre Psychiatrist
A Good-natured Medic
A Surprising Biologist
A Touchy Model
A Merry Thief
A Scrupulous Director
A Neat Ninja
An Unstable Dentist
An Unfriendly Fishmonger
A Predatory Chicken Sexer
A Self-sufficent Photographer
A Soft Brewer
A Gallant Painter
An Adventurous Navigator
A Pompous Innkeeper
A Threatened Publisher
A Lifeless Flight Attendant
A Physical Shipwright
A Disappointed Computer Programmer
An Inert Winemaker
A Benevolent Composer
A Glamorous Waiter
A Vacuous Engineer
An Enthusiastic Broker
An Escapist Zookeeper
A Preoccupied Tattooist
A Ruined Juggler
An Impressionable Politician
A Fawning Senator
A Dishonest Swimmer
A Questioning Game Show Host
An Injured Hypnotist
A Disinterested Beautician
An Uneasy Sniper
A Snoopy Fashion Designer
A Clever Paramedic
A Puritanical Real Estate Agent
A Cowardly Builder
An Eloquent Shop Assistant
A Loving Governor
An Intuitive Busker
A Guilty Secretary
An Arrogant Choreographer
A Cross Knight
A Callous Soldier
An Incensed Fisher
A Keen Exotic Dancer
A Cute Electrician
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A Neglectful Psychiatrist
A Doubtful Security Guard
An Alert Bank Robber
An Important Court Jester
A Predictable Hairdresser
A Rustic Mathematician
A Faithless Bodyguard
A Soft Beggar
A Hopeful Florist
A Responsive Wizard
A Painstaking Shepherd
An Indignant Jockey
A Heroic Ventriloquist
A Reflective Cosmonaut
A Pretentious Publisher
A Skinny Swimmer
A Calm Pawnbroker
A Caring Chef
A Sore Carpenter
An Agonizing Executioner
A Scheming Plumber
A Dissatisfied Manager
An Offended Taxidermist
A Weary Photographer
A Sweet Priest
A Cantakerous Farmer
A Positive Exterminator
A Sloppy Butcher
A Foolish Doctor
A Painstaking Crook
A Perplexed Singer
A Charismatic Personal Trainer
A Panicked Surgeon
A Resentful Reporter
A Lonely Courier
A Completely Normal Cameraman
A Trusting Swimming Coach
A Tidy Barista
A Jubilant Barber
A Happy Painter
A Disturbing Hunter
A Cowardly Physician
A Merry Juggler
A Faithful Waiter
A Softheaded Librarian
An Easily Discouraged Singer
A Serene Sniper
A Lifeless Explorer
A Self-critical Security Guard
A Preoccupied Shipwright
A Perverse Shaman
An Aimless Guitarist
A Disobedient Ambassador
A Blissful Teacher
A Laughing Tailor
A Sensitive Bandit
An Intent Barber
A Plodding Tax Collector
An Articulate Firefighter
A Questioning Gondolier
A Sore Record Producer
A Tender Undertaker
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