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A Humorous Percussionist
A Paranoid Singer
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A Hungry Judge
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A Simple Boatbuilder
A Leisurely Doctor
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A Devoted Waiter
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A Steadfast Builder
A Zany Mechanic
A Neat Teacher
A Hopeful Yak Herder
A Paternalistic Plumber
A Compassionate Detective
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A Heroic Sage
An Intolerant Photographer
A Calculating Beggar
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An Aimless Astronaut
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A Principled Teacher
A Serene Wizard
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A Critical Record Producer
A Captivating Dressmaker
A Sedentary Model
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A Mawkish Butler
A Sober Violinist
An Agonizing Goldsmith
A Warm Soldier
A Tense Paramedic
A Sarcastic Antique Dealer
A Sulky Taxi-driver
A Beautiful Oracle
A Bold Coach
An Attractive Shepherd
A Confident Model
A Helpful Cheesemaker
A Shaky Gravedigger
An Unfriendly Marshal
A Flexible Bank Robber
An Ecstatic Archaeologist
An Infuriated DJ
An Alert Hairdresser
An Unpatriotic Busker
A Dismayed Tattooist
A Scholarly Taxidermist
An Inoffensive Coach
A Compulsive Clown
A Pure Surgeon
A Resentful Thief
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A Hypnotic Personal Trainer
A Messy Butcher
A Frustrated Bandit
A Predictable Pianist
An Insightful Screenwriter
A Hateful Bricklayer
A Beautiful Webmaster
An Upset Exterminator
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A Gracious Goldsmith
A Moody Interpreter
A Misguided Cartoonist
A Good-natured Dogcatcher
A Sentimental Archer
An Annoyed Scientist
An Honest Florist
An Effeminate Police Officer
A Morbid Wizard
A Fanciful Shepherd
A Faithless Candlemaker
A Spontaneous Spelunker
A Weak Executioner
A Discourteous Cosmonaut
A Stylish Mortician
An Unbelieving Weaver
A Skinny DJ
An Ordinary Fortune-teller
A Courageous Dentist
A Thievish Choreographer
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A Strict Terrorist
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A Freethinking Taxi-driver
A Sarcastic Nanny
A Destructive Barber
A Steadfast Mason
An Injured Cartoonist
A Misguided Pirate
A Disrespectful Artist
An Ambitious Hairdresser
A Witty Priest
A Freewheeling Singer
A Stupid Mobster
A Neurotic Secretary
A Sanctimonious Boatbuilder
A Devious Poet
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A Thoughtless Deputy
A Tall Police Officer
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A Dirty Courier
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A Lovely Chemist
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A Phlegmatic Pickpocket
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A Tortured Make-up Artist
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A Responsive Translator
A Dishonest Tattooist
A Mature Criminal
A Silly Air Traffic Controller
A Miserable Fisher
A Dominating Principal
A Pedantic Truck Driver
A Mechanical Wedding Planner
A Fickle Pickpocket
A Cold Waiter
A Thorough Game Show Host
An Agonizing Sheepshearer
A Romantic Executioner
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A Whimsical Cab Driver
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A Dishonest Fisher
A Big-thinking Teacher
A Circumspect Pharmacist
An Authoritarian Firefighter
A Cute Conductor
A Moody Professor
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A Flexible Yodeler
A Phlegmatic Clown
An Ashamed Guitarist
An Airy Impersonator
A Pathetic Programmer
A Wishful Ninja
An Artful Nanny
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A Concerned Sheriff
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A Meticulous Sleuth
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A Modern Waiter
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A Haughty Magician
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A Zany Sniper
A Romantic Drummer
A Hardworking Park Ranger
A Strong Biologist
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A Liberal Greengrocer
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A Tortured Barista
An Original Clown
A Reserved Poet
A Profound Pilot
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An Alienated Builder
A Courageous Police Officer
A Discreet Diplomat
A Venomous Geologist
An Observant Dentist
A Frivolous DJ
A Crying Jailer
A Decadent Shoemaker
A Self-reliant Plumber
A Sanctimonious Exotic Dancer
A Disloyal Tattooist
A Big-thinking Wedding Planner
A Sentimental Florist
A Wealthy Baker
A Determined Poet
An Unpleasant Fashion Designer
An Honest Animal Trainer
A Graceless Teacher
A Comfortable Painter
An Unsentimental Archer
An Articulate Butcher
A Tidy Welder
An Offhand Torturer
An Insulting Gladiator
A Softheaded Clown
A Power-hungry Physician
A Guileless Cartoonist
A Distracted Soldier
A Paranoid Manager
A Wronged Bank Robber
A Pathetic Archaeologist
A Tragic Saxophonist
A Glad Zookeeper
A Maternal Candlemaker
A Shaky Chemist
A Neutral Sculptor
A Quaking Guru
An Alone Busker
A Regretful Pickpocket
An Enervated Broker
A Scrupulous Dentist
A Benevolent Inventor
A Chummy Ninja
A Flexible Artist
An Easy Hunter
A Presumptuous Priest
A Malicious Gravedigger
An Intolerant Electrician
A Discourteous Mobster
A Folksy Detective
An Ecstatic Oracle
A Grim Shaman
A Frightened Mayor
An One-dimensional Shoemaker
An Irritable Beggar
A Caring Coach
A Sarcastic Sheepshearer
An Inconsiderate Assassin
A Critical Chef
A Pretentious Hypnotist
A Tenacious Conductor
An Open-minded Swimming Coach
A Trembling Factory Worker
A Hard Working Game Show Host
A Dejected Gardener
A Methodical Bank Robber
An Insightful Merchant
A Monstrous Security Guard
A Relaxed Soldier
An Obsessive Busker
A Quaking Gladiator
A Vulnerable Animal Trainer
A Wise Astronaut
A Perplexed Bandit
A Stylish Executioner
A Cruel Lifeguard
A Scheming Sound Technician
A Big-thinking Flight Attendant
A Sad Accountant
A Ticklish Bartender
A Folksy Diver
A Sweaty Tailor
An Impatient Actor
A Discouraged Locksmith
A Lazy Chemist
A Surprising Bandit
A Gullible Crook
A Repressed Criminal
A Pretentious Spy
A Regimental Chauffeur
A Miserly Truck Driver
A Healthy Greengrocer
A Sedentary Mortician
An Indignant Thief
A Skillful Cab Driver
An Impudent Guru
A Humorous Bandit
A Repugnant Mathematician
A Stable Air Traffic Controller
An Assertive Private Detective
A Messy Mason
A Formal Fortune-teller
An Inspired Ambassador
A Willing Construction Worker
A Short Sound Technician
A Spontaneous Magistrate
A Sadistic Herbalist
A Heroic Minister
An Elated Printer
A Scared Painter
A Gleeful Hunter
A Domineering Terrorist
A Neat Tattooist
A Resourceful Shipwright
An Insincere Manicurist
A Bright Guitarist
An Independent Dentist
A Devoted Coach
A Hidebound Evangelist
A Distracted Criminal
An Appalled Court Jester
A Big-thinking Florist
A Tasteful Explorer
A Methodical Printer
A Mystical Chef
An Unlovable Barber
A Pugnacious Missionary
A Prim Innkeeper
A Courageous Gladiator
A Procrastinating Air Traffic Controller
A Shrewd Swordsmith
A Callous Scout
A Conceited Cosmonaut
A Repentant Sniper
A Conformist Peddlar
A Big-thinking Percussionist
A Decadent Beekeeper
An Authoritarian Beggar
A Paralyzed Ninja
A Forgetful Criminal
A Dutiful Mobster
A Methodical Sleuth
A Strict Interrogator
A Disinterested Courier
A Cross Crook
A Quirky Herbalist
An Athletic Surgeon
A Sordid Bank Robber
A Stylish Director
A Repugnant Beekeeper
A Persuasive Boatbuilder
A Pleased Guide
A Meticulous Pilot
A Criminal Zookeeper
A Bitter Knight
A Tenacious Psychiatrist
A Hefty Interior Designer
A Passionate Police Officer
A Sulky Barber
A Bewildered Drummer
A Deep Deputy
A Strong-willed Fortune-teller
A Lovable Truck Driver
A Fanatical Printer
A Rigid Clown
A Disconcerting Shipwright
An Alarmed Radiologist
A Calculating Spy
A Presumptuous Mercenary
A Narcissistic Juggler
A Simple Barista
A Fun-loving Deputy
An Aimless Cheesemaker
A Physical Inventor
A Sarcastic Medic
An Indulgent Model
A Forceful Impersonator
A Dissonant Banker
An Elegant Sniper
A Groovy Yodeler
A Forgiving Matador
An Unrestrained Ornithologist
An Experimental Peddlar
A Negativistic Veterinarian
A False Bodyguard
A Strong-willed Burglar
A Decisive Astronaut
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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