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An Unpleasant Jailer
A Hungry Yodeler
A Repentant Blacksmith
A Superstitious Gate-keeper
An Earthy Garbage Collector
A Fashionable Computer Programmer
A Dreamy Merchant
A Simple Swineherd
A Wise Jockey
An Oppressed Pilot
A Content Antique Dealer
A Balanced Veterinarian
A Sadistic Juggler
A Cultured Detective
A Noncommittal Chef
An Engrossed Busker
A Bright Secretary
A Whimsical Lighthouse-keeper
A Reliable Dictator
An Insulting Model
An Invulnerable Social Worker
An Impressionable Bandit
A Satisfied Blacksmith
A Well-meaning Guru
A Weary Fortune-teller
A Mawkish Mechanic
A Complacent Botanist
A Self-conscious Detective
A Familial Nurse
A Regretful Weaver
A Callous Builder
A Scrupulous Chauffeur
A Generous Composer
An Escapist Tailor
A Well-rounded Butcher
A Progressive Navigator
A Quiet Private Detective
A Disloyal Percussionist
An Airy Jeweler
An Anxious Blacksmith
A Persuasive Secretary
An Athletic Exotic Dancer
A Painstaking Clockmaker
A Shrewd Bandit
An Energetic Beggar
A Self-sufficent Tattooist
A Bewildered Missionary
A Proud Taxidermist
An Escapist Pickpocket
An Incensed Hotelier
A Scared Psychiatrist
A Desolate Game Show Host
An Admirable Clown
An Old-fashioned Pirate
A Frightened Farmer
A Haughty Translator
A Sporting Florist
An Aimless Explorer
A Satisfied Shepherd
A Hardy Saxophonist
An Apathetic Principal
A Worried Historian
A Chummy Pilot
A Moralistic Secretary
A Prejudiced Ninja
An Authoritarian Guard
A Lovable Singer
A Shaky Writer
A Strong Tattooist
An Uncomplaining Air Traffic Controller
A Sharing Waiter
An Ecstatic Chicken Sexer
An Amusing Cheesemaker
A Ruined Artist
A Casual Lumberjack
A Troublesome Farmer
A Dirty Comedian
A Mealymouthed Thief
An Injured Cameraman
A Messy Librarian
A Suspicious Butcher
A Handsome Stunt Double
A Paternalistic Translator
A Vague Barber
A Focused Stonecutter
A Steadfast Hairdresser
A Compulsive Optometrist
A Conciliatory Medic
A Fearful Chief of Police
A Power-hungry Ventriloquist
A Forthright Assassin
A Dismayed Chemist
A Moody Librarian
An Indecisive Deputy
A Weird Wizard
An Aloof Private Detective
A Funky Thief
An Extraordinary Carpenter
A Grieved Computer Programmer
A Wonderful Blacksmith
A Possessive Construction Worker
A Perceptive Dressmaker
A Complacent Publisher
A Subjective Surgeon
An Intrigued Poet
An Unambitious Swimming Coach
A Worked Up Goldsmith
A Disorderly Teacher
An Unpleasant Fashion Designer
A Colorful Cartoonist
A Nonchalant Guide
An Aloof Accountant
A Disconcerting Factory Worker
An Upset Drummer
A Quaking Cook
A Self-conscious Farmer
A Devious Pickpocket
A Funny Court Jester
A Contemplative Dancer
A Competitive Sound Technician
An Obsessive Banker
A Folksy Archaeologist
An Insensitive Student
A Solemn Mortician
An Organized Truck Driver
A Perverse Ornithologist
A Disobedient Physician
A Shy Tax Collector
A Reassured Translator
An Objective Shaman
A Neat Firefighter
A Grand Sleuth
A Heroic Drug Dealer
A Profound Hairdresser
A Fearful Waiter
An Interested Exotic Dancer
A Tearful Pickpocket
An Experimental Guard
A Timid Artist
A Reflective Juggler
A Passionate Psychiatrist
A Perplexed Astronaut
A Simple Cheesemaker
A Witty Librarian
An Assertive Senator
A Sociable Principal
A Mannerless Stunt Double
A Tense Sniper
An Unbelieving Governor
A Short Nurse
A Subjective Receptionist
An Egocentric DJ
An Impulsive Police Officer
A Domineering Guide
A Gullible Gate-keeper
An Appalled Composer
A Disorganized Firefighter
An Easy Juggler
An Optimistic Assassin
A Punctual Fashion Designer
A Rustic Radiologist
A Personable Imam
An Inconsiderate Drug Dealer
A Calm Security Guard
A Tearful Make-up Artist
A Mannerless Hairdresser
A Flamboyant Park Ranger
A Fashionable Playwright
A Trendy Magistrate
A Single-minded Customs Officer
A Whimsical Criminal
A Sulky Oracle
A Nervous Undertaker
A Fanciful Swineherd
A Sweaty Busker
A Grieved Medic
A Stupefied Dancer
A Romantic Mercenary
A Liberated Graphic Artist
A Predictable Tailor
A Captivating Guard
A Haughty Taxi-driver
A Mawkish Spin Doctor
An Offended Lifeguard
A Pure Chemist
A Comfortable Model
A Gleeful Zookeeper
A Dry Park Ranger
A Distracted Accountant
A Modern Baker
A Skinny Game Show Host
A Mannerless Butcher
An Inspired Drummer
A Lifeless Engineer
A Dominating Stonecutter
A Haughty Computer Programmer
An Annoyed Record Producer
A Perplexed Translator
A Closed off Yak Herder
An Earthy Factory Worker
An Inoffensive Politician
A Deceitful Sage
A Lustful Sleuth
A Suave Soldier
An Intolerant Chef
A Willing Nanny
A Colorful Astronaut
An Uninhibited Shoemaker
An Ashamed Veterinarian
A Despairing Drummer
An Unsure Torturer
A Sorrowful Surgeon
An Ignorant Boatbuilder
A Lying Mercenary
A Sanctimonious Courier
A Haughty Chauffeur
A Lost Teacher
A Benevolent Cameraman
An Uncomplaining Police Officer
A Sociable Engineer
An Unhappy Bureaucrat
A Glad Interrogator
A Joyous Model
A Strong Scientist
A Willing Photographer
A Single-minded Programmer
A Reactionary Truck Driver
An Unbelieving Lifeguard
A Modern Private Detective
A Unique Technician
An Energetic Bartender
An Upright Courier
A Fatigued Chimney-sweep
An Envious Comedian
A Helpful Interior Designer
A Dramatic Cab Driver
An Ignorant Air Traffic Controller
A Glamorous Record Producer
A Thankful Soldier
A Humiliated Dentist
A Rational Historian
A Cheating Real Estate Agent
A Strict Builder
A Calculating Plumber
A Vindictive Yak Herder
A Thorough Butcher
A Callous Technician
A Confused Scientist
A Miserable Explorer
An Honorable Barista
An Airy Minister
An Interested Shop Assistant
A Noncompetitive Guard
A Brave Fortune-teller
An Enraged Evangelist
A Devious Imam
A Reliable Drummer
A Sorrowful Executioner
A Vivacious Hypnotist
A Detestable Spy
A Principled Gladiator
An Inflamed Inventor
A Moody Farmer
An Independent Torturer
A Bewildered Archer
A Gracious Singer
A Concerned Tattooist
A Disturbing Doctor
A Businesslike Social Worker
A Cultured Jockey
An Unpatriotic Private Detective
A Desolate Captain
A Contemplative Exterminator
A Hypnotic Pirate
A Funky Model
A Religious Cobbler
A Delighted Governor
A Sexy Terrorist
An Old Hunter
A Disgusting Sheriff
An Uncertain Programmer
A Selfless Dictator
An Unrestrained Shop Assistant
A Sharing Drug Dealer
A Faithless Sleuth
A Tolerant Percussionist
An Unfriendly Air Traffic Controller
A Wronged Wizard
A Courageous Chief of Police
An Excitable Truck Driver
An Ugly Doctor
A Timid Pastor
A Slow Animal Trainer
A Well-read Greengrocer
An Impressive Firefighter
An Opportunistic Yak Herder
A Tragic Journalist
A Sadistic Beggar
A Repressed Waiter
An Educated Student
A Puritanical Musician
An Overjoyed Court Jester
A Wise Dancer
A Trusting Model
A Ridiculous Exterminator
A Disobedient Cartoonist
A Zany Game Show Host
A Poor Librarian
An Egocentric Publisher
A Ravenous Priest
A Depressed Sleuth
A Fickle Butler
A Stern Sheepshearer
A Caring Composer
A Dry Pianist
A Pugnacious Detective
A Compassionate Bank Robber
A Malicious Sheriff
A Complex Truck Driver
An Abrasive Cosmonaut
An Unlucky Psychiatrist
A Responsive Fashion Designer
A Fuming Dancer
A Sophisticated Guru
A Peaceful Spin Doctor
An Indulgent Swimmer
A Rebellious Lifeguard
An Invulnerable Executioner
A Dejected Missionary
A Sordid Paramedic
A Vague Teacher
A Cultured Mobster
An Elated Ventriloquist
An Opinionated Cameraman
A Brutal Rat Catcher
A Grief Rabbi
A Frightened Veterinarian
A Casual Poet
An Insightful Dictator
A Responsive Beggar
A Profound Sound Technician
A Freewheeling Torturer
An Alone Surgeon
A Strong Burglar
A Joyous Peddlar
A Self-conscious Drummer
A Disgusting Private Detective
A Prejudiced Carver
A Dreamy Truck Driver
A Steely Undertaker
An Eloquent Builder
An Educated Ditch Digger
A High-handed Pastor
A Decadent Soldier
A Pure Juggler
An Authoritarian Cook
A Ready Director
A Frisky Researcher
A Dutiful Terrorist
A Hungry Sheriff
A Trusting Minister
A Groovy Real Estate Agent
An Observant Printer
An Energetic Coroner
An Extraordinary Astronaut
An Ecstatic Fortune-teller
An Artful Interpreter
An Amiable Bodyguard
A Genuine Exotic Dancer
A Snoopy Journalist
A Hostile Firefighter
A Scrupulous Painter
An Insensitive Servant
An Infatuated Judge
An Offensive Sleuth
A Spirited Cartoonist
A Warm Clerk
A Scared Watchmaker
A Groovy Clockmaker
An Unbelieving Burglar
An Impersonal Undertaker
A Hardworking Guard
A Lucky Actor
A Wishful Gate-keeper
A Skinny Photographer
A Fanciful Merchant
An Affectionate Poet
A Progressive Bishop
An Impulsive Tailor
A Melancholic Librarian
A Relaxed Optometrist
A Dutiful Reporter
A Dissonant Diver
An Ecstatic Barber
An Easy Pirate
A Serious Taxidermist
An Ambitious Make-up Artist
A Dry Singer
An Enthusiastic Taxi-driver
A Sadistic Entrepreneur
A Simple Detective
A Completely Normal Fashion Designer
An Unrestrained Coach
An Arbitrary Blacksmith
A False Doctor
A Determined Judge
A Content Diver
A Repentant Pharmacist
A Graceless Sheriff
An Emotional Scout
An Intrigued Singer
A Sophisticated Crook
A Curious Violinist
A Weak-willed Criminal
An Articulate Librarian
An Irrational Blacksmith
A Forgetful Receptionist
A Cold Sniper
An Individualistic Sculptor
An Abrasive Mayor
A Detestable Hotelier
A Compulsive Chef
An Alone Guru
A Transparent Crook
A Dogmatic Clown
A Compassionate Yodeler
A Greedy Swimming Coach
A Submissive Engineer
A Haughty Explorer
An Erratic Baker
An Arbitrary Screenwriter
A Shy Scientist
A Shallow Gravedigger
A Patriotic Physicist
A Tortured Hypnotist
A Graceless Tattooist
An Unlovable Burglar
A Cute Magician
A Scholarly Guard
A Pompous Actor
A Miserable Stunt Double
A Puritanical Garbage Collector
A Complex Gate-keeper
An Aimless Police Officer
An Unfriendly Hunter
A Disorganized Artist
A Predictable Judge
A Weird Sheepshearer
A Distressed Interpreter
An Effeminate Wedding Planner
A Terrible Paramedic
A Quirky Swineherd
A Melancholic Busker
An Offensive Scientist
A Disgusting Chicken Sexer
An Intense Lighthouse-keeper
A Studious Pirate
A Closed off Bandit
A Cute Dancer
An Easy Spelunker
An Enervated Private Detective
A Freewheeling Builder
A Resentful Clockmaker
A Regretful Terrorist
A Wary Mechanic
A Sorrowful Social Worker
An Artful Marine
A Thievish Zookeeper
A Magnanimous Dressmaker
A Mannerless Firefighter
A Fashionable Greengrocer
A Rowdy Violinist
A Scared Gladiator
A Fatigued Singer
An Obnoxious Ventriloquist
A Strong Nurse
An Envious Clown
A High-spirited Meteorologist
A Crass Herbalist
A Neurotic Teacher
An Uninhibited Criminal
An Insecure Torturer
A Clever Builder
A Bold Barber
A Distracted Magistrate
A Hungry Jockey
A Sadistic Thief
A Pompous Musician
A Religious Librarian
A Dependent Butcher
An Easily Discouraged Florist
An Antisocial Hypnotist
A Delighted Pharmacist
A Pessimistic Detective
A Melancholic Engineer
A Fiery Sculptor
An Unimaginative Fisher
An Invulnerable Real Estate Agent
An Angry Game Show Host
A Quaking Student
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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