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A Brittle Librarian
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A Logical Farmer
A Submissive Archaeologist
An Infuriated Zookeeper
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A Soft Surgeon
A Questioning Radiologist
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A Mealymouthed Carpenter
A Tasteless Security Guard
An Eloquent Air Traffic Controller
A Conservative Spy
An Impatient Playwright
A Debonair Dictator
A Discouraging Wizard
An Old Webmaster
A Skeptical Barber
A Discouraged Shepherd
A Serene Interior Designer
An Indignant Tailor
A Cautious Hypnotist
An Earnest Executioner
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An Ambitious Butler
A Maternal Missionary
A Shy Brewer
A Thievish Guitarist
A Restless Builder
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A Keen Governor
A Colorful Pharmacist
A Tender Clown
An Insecure Chef
A Disorganized Cook
A Cautious Carver
A Happy Butcher
A Discourteous Real Estate Agent
A Tidy Shepherd
An Inhibited Scientist
A Soft Cartoonist
A Phlegmatic Bank Robber
A Formal Coroner
A Malicious Cosmonaut
A Conscientious Magician
A Destructive Gladiator
A Willful Matador
A Colorful Shipwright
A Generous Ditch Digger
A Self-reliant Photographer
A Festive Private Detective
A Cowardly Zookeeper
A Thorough Torturer
A Vacuous Butcher
A Hidebound Principal
An Opinionated Sailor
An Unrestrained Priest
A Sarcastic Dogcatcher
A Presumptuous Archer
A Despicable Cheesemaker
A Captivating Ventriloquist
An Engrossed Mechanic
A Disinterested Busker
A Sweaty Greengrocer
A Distressed Teacher
A Shaky Detective
An Insecure Antique Dealer
An Irresponsible Graphic Artist
An Erratic Politician
A Malicious Navigator
An Idealistic Clockmaker
A Sulky Chimney-sweep
A Pleased Diver
An Unrestrained Nanny
A Neutral Magistrate
A Pompous Veterinarian
A Wishful Assassin
An Original Beekeeper
A Perfectionist Guitarist
A Big-thinking Servant
A Leisurely Artist
A Slow Doctor
An Insincere Thief
A Sensitive Pirate
A Handsome Construction Worker
A Worked Up Barista
A Dutiful Sleuth
A Skinny Translator
A Forceful Torturer
A Studious Gardener
An Indecisive Oracle
An Uncaring Hunter
An Unsure Beautician
A Gentle Rabbi
A Venomous Swimmer
A Cantakerous Park Ranger
A Happy Wedding Planner
An Anxious Hairdresser
An Engrossed Sound Technician
An Erratic Spy
A Questioning Nanny
A Lazy Drummer
A Phlegmatic Writer
A Discontented Trapper
An Amoral Receptionist
An Aloof Pianist
A Glad Taxi-driver
A Frustrated Servant
A Forgetful Reporter
An Honorable Locksmith
A Persuasive Sleuth
An Inoffensive Butler
A Trustworthy Chief of Police
A Lost Interpreter
An Impersonal Cook
An Inflamed Carver
A Predatory Clown
An Adventurous Bank Robber
A Stiff Tailor
A Pugnacious Fisher
A Paternalistic Game Show Host
An Aloof Comedian
A Perplexed Assassin
A Fawning Composer
A Sharing Librarian
A Completely Normal Inventor
A Distracted Brewer
A Vacuous Clerk
An Idealistic Crook
An One-dimensional DJ
An Unpatriotic Private Detective
A Magnanimous Psychiatrist
A Clear-headed Archer
A Cute Sleuth
A Disillusioned Janitor
An Oppressed Mason
A Forceful Locksmith
An Uncomplaining Messenger
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An Old-fashioned Carver
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A Personable Shaman
A Possessive Mechanic
A Wronged Director
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A Resourceful Beekeeper
A Trendy Surgeon
A Sore Plumber
A Tough Magistrate
A Gracious Chief of Police
An Unprincipled Bartender
An Assertive Weaver
A Ticklish Doctor
An Unhappy Clockmaker
A Complacent Fraudster
An Offhand Shoemaker
A Sweet Trapper
A Boisterous Firefighter
A Naive Violinist
A Mystical Deputy
A Tall Farmer
A Tasteless Archer
A Keen Swimmer
An Amazing Butcher
A Physical Tattooist
A Childish Illustrator
A Tragic Fishmonger
A Debonair Mathematician
A Considerate Matador
A Lustful Imam
An Infatuated Bartender
A Self-sufficent Shaman
An Empathetic DJ
A Cross Rabbi
A Profound Blacksmith
A Magnanimous Magician
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A Careless Priest
A Frustrated Cook
A Secretive Bandit
A Chummy Explorer
A Purposeful Meteorologist
An Optimistic Painter
A Useless Physician
A Fun-loving Customs Officer
A Tragic Court Jester
A Liberal Air Traffic Controller
A Funny Medic
A Bold Writer
A Hypnotic Psychiatrist
A Colorful Firefighter
A Paralyzed Radiologist
An Outspoken Hunter
A Compulsive Barista
A Comfortable Beautician
A Conformist Judge
An Uninhibited Deputy
A Foolish Burglar
A Distracted Air Traffic Controller
A Genuine Swimming Coach
A Unique Surgeon
A Pure Librarian
A Disorganized Cameraman
A Keen Real Estate Agent
A Ticklish Electrician
A Dynamic Scout
An Airy Crook
A Certain Hunter
A Determined Wizard
An Important Gardener
A Dependent Rat Catcher
A Mellow Interrogator
A Frustrated Plumber
A Skillful Ventriloquist
A Familial Manicurist
A Crass Cheesemaker
An Honest Clown
A Precise Assassin
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A Tolerant Barista
A Heroic Optometrist
A Trendy Yak Herder
A Logical Singer
A Whimsical Mason
An Irrational Violinist
A Humorous Minister
A Dramatic Mortician
A Courageous Hypnotist
A Realistic Gladiator
A Skeptical Undertaker
A Transparent Teacher
A Reliable Nurse
An Unpatriotic Chief of Police
A Humiliated Tattooist
A Calculating Jailer
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A Conservative Coroner
A Cooperative Herald
A Nervous Bonecarver
A Fascinated Cartoonist
An Obsessive Writer
A Rigid Juggler
A Decisive Burglar
A Soft Truck Driver
A Good-natured Clown
An Incensed Computer Programmer
A Certain Scientist
A Pedantic Dietician
A Modern Guitarist
A Depressed Criminal
A Tasteful Builder
A Positive Saxophonist
A Comfortable Cheesemaker
A Wealthy Medic
An Appreciative Bartender
A Restrained Terrorist
A Hardworking Archaeologist
A Graceless Judge
A Dismayed Messenger
A Selfless Archer
An Offended Guru
A Cruel Veterinarian
An Attractive Real Estate Agent
A Fuming Detective
An Unappreciative Model
A Steadfast Gravedigger
An Insightful Fisher
A Festive Bureaucrat
A Delicate Clown
An Emotional Guard
A Thievish Exterminator
A Prudent Gardener
An Elated Navigator
A Solitary Bonecarver
A Destructive Mercenary
A Rowdy Salesperson
A Compassionate Judge
A Fraudulent Butler
A Businesslike Shipwright
A Disrespectful Tailor
A Modern Shoemaker
A Transparent Scout
A Dogmatic Doctor
An Insincere Geologist
A Hearty Sleuth
A Mature Butcher
A Selfish Astronaut
A Neat Assassin
A Sporting Game Show Host
A Discouraged Spy
A Fun-loving Psychiatrist
An Open-minded Builder
A Conceited Bank Robber
A Paralyzed Deputy
An Inconsiderate Inventor
A Weary Baker
An Enraged Burglar
A Sedentary Welder
A Cautious Private Detective
An Amoral Barista
An Overjoyed Cab Driver
A Confident Priest
A Tall Swordsmith
A Thankful Painter
A Scholarly Park Ranger
A Sulky Nanny
A Provoked Publisher
A Charmless Explorer
A Hedonistic Gravedigger
A Charming Flight Attendant
A Funny Winemaker
A Delicate Photographer
A Hurt Psychiatrist
A Thorough Ninja
A Driven Comedian
A Devoted Screenwriter
A Victimized Tax Collector
A Youthful Teacher
A Generous Private Detective
A Malicious Veterinarian
A Freewheeling Beekeeper
A Disgusting Impersonator
A Warm Captain
An Impressionable Animal Trainer
A Whimsical Oracle
A Rejected Sniper
A Delighted Governor
A Barbaric Ambassador
An Idiosyncratic Singer
A Creative Bishop
A Deceitful Shop Assistant
A Crafty Fashion Designer
A Faithful Director
An Unpleasant Comedian
A Preoccupied Bodyguard
A Hypnotic Chef
A Benevolent Dancer
A Snoopy Construction Worker
A Ruined Social Worker
A Vulnerable Beggar
A Serious Salesperson
A Sure Matador
A Happy Librarian
A Narcissistic Sniper
An Unpleasant Composer
A Reliable Beautician
A Handsome Physician
An Eloquent Athlete
A Businesslike Teacher
An Insecure Goldsmith
A Nosy Referee
A Brutal Clown
An Excited Painter
A Guileless Shaman
A Criminal Poet
An Invulnerable Lifeguard
An Incensed Watchmaker
A Faithless Electrician
A Wealthy Governor
A Treacherous Goatherd
A Thankful Trapper
A Principled Artist
A Sympathetic Farmer
An Unlucky Bishop
A Grieved Cobbler
An Understanding Author
An Unsentimental Sage
A Neurotic Bartender
A Sweaty Undertaker
An Amoral Shaman
A Warm Shop Assistant
A Pompous Archer
An Unappreciative Social Worker
An Inquisitive Construction Worker
A Free and Easy Computer Programmer
A Forgetful Assassin
An Athletic Sailor
A Hurt Historian
An Inconsiderate Editor
A Weak-willed Cobbler
A Tenacious Chief of Police
A Zany Guitarist
A Fraudulent Graphic Artist
A Woeful Researcher
A Restless Security Guard
A Charmless Sheepshearer
A Cowardly Bonecarver
A Reactionary Model
A Sadistic Butcher
A Superficial DJ
A Content Lighthouse-keeper
A Thievish Bodyguard
A Silly Guitarist
A Disgusting Beggar
An Escapist Singer
A Dynamic Painter
A Folksy Farmer
A Hefty Fraudster
A Rowdy Dogcatcher
An Amoral Burglar
A Fashionable Dressmaker
A Lying Servant
A Self-conscious Game Show Host
An Organized Janitor
A Grieved Cartoonist
An Appalled Sound Technician
A Thoughtless Cook
A Confident Astronaut
A Warm Tax Collector
An Artful Webmaster
A Steady Sailor
A Tasteless Researcher
An Irresponsible Taxidermist
An Ordinary Pirate
A Free and Easy Guru
A Sly Sniper
An Amoral Zookeeper
A Guileless Entertainer
A Single-minded Explorer
A Sociable Locksmith
A Cruel Librarian
An Inquisitive Wizard
An Irrational Referee
An Unpleasant Factory Worker
A Maternal Photographer
A Stern Herald
A Crass Peddlar
A Noncompetitive Waiter
A Scrupulous Miner
An Outspoken Astronaut
A Jolly Cab Driver
An Alone Merchant
A Grand Carver
A Transparent Tax Collector
An Obnoxious Mobster
A Mechanical Manager
A Naive Cosmonaut
A Certain Priest
A Unique Undertaker
A Frisky Gate-keeper
A Dutiful Entertainer
An Ecstatic Criminal
A Proud Magician
An Amusing Pirate
An Unrestrained Zookeeper
A Sore Artist
A Busy Fraudster
An Efficient Chief of Police
A Fashionable Busker
An Unfathomable Principal
A Blissful Guard
An Aloof Shop Assistant
An Imaginative Chicken Sexer
A Tormented Lighthouse-keeper
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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