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An Irritable Yak Herder
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An Injured Police Officer
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A Quiet Mayor
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A Studious Shoemaker
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An Inert Police Officer
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An Independent Beautician
A Dramatic Pirate
A Hopeful Librarian
A Sensual Mechanic
A Unique Professor
A Discourteous Nanny
A Grief Juggler
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A Youthful Publisher
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A Solitary Poet
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A Festive Plumber
An Escapist Physicist
A Merry Governor
A Healthy Assassin
A Handsome Missionary
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An Irreligious Comedian
A Certain Bonecarver
A Forgetful Bank Robber
A Tense Medic
An Impressionable Dancer
A Touchy Thief
A Pretentious Sailor
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A Hard Working Screenwriter
A Ravenous Bureaucrat
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A Reserved Navigator
A Lifeless Blacksmith
A Greedy Criminal
A Detestable Servant
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A Hungry Lifeguard
A Compulsive Nurse
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A Softheaded Astronaut
A Bored Diplomat
An Opportunistic Cheesemaker
A Repentant Swimmer
An Open-minded Brewer
A Thoughtless Lumberjack
An Extravagant Soldier
An Indecisive Gate-keeper
A Leisurely Herald
A Liberal Diver
A Grieved Drummer
An Indulgent Boatbuilder
A Puritanical Butler
A Suave Torturer
A Smiling Hypnotist
A Merry Lawyer
An Attractive Hunter
A Prim Cook
A Gracious Cosmonaut
A Nosy Explorer
A Neurotic Shepherd
A Brittle Captain
A Strong-willed Pirate
An Uncooperative Swineherd
A Fashionable Police Officer
A Self-indulgent Florist
A Quirky Fashion Designer
A Calculating Herald
A Powerless Doctor
A Disciplined Butcher
A Reliable Cook
A Warm Receptionist
A Callous Barista
A Familial Deputy
A Liberated Judge
A Blissful Shoemaker
An Eager Mechanic
A Flexible Goldsmith
A Keen Governor
A Stupid Philanthropist
An Ugly Scout
An Obsessive Diplomat
A Free and Easy Cartoonist
A Destructive Meteorologist
A Tortured Magician
An Unhealthy Minister
A Skinny Assassin
A Desolate DJ
A Precise Veterinarian
A Closed off Terrorist
An Insincere Cameraman
A Domineering Hairdresser
A Decent Spy
A Tense Psychiatrist
A Fun-loving Hotelier
An Irrational Journalist
A Ridiculous Guard
A Trembling Biologist
A Fraudulent Bodyguard
A Jolly Fishmonger
A Possessive Programmer
A Restless Bonecarver
A Forthright Goldsmith
A Playful Librarian
An Indignant Drug Dealer
A Grim Executioner
A Self-indulgent Spelunker
A Cute Philanthropist
A Hurried Computer Programmer
A Sensitive DJ
A Cold Astronaut
A Disgusting Construction Worker
A Persuasive Firefighter
A Tolerant Dogcatcher
A Doubtful Artist
An Uncertain Drummer
An Unimaginative Archer
A Spontaneous Jeweler
A Miserly Athlete
A Youthful Entertainer
A Frustrated Mercenary
A Proud Lighthouse-keeper
An Enthusiastic Model
A Disrespectful Dictator
A Receptive Paramedic
A Freewheeling Carver
A Creative Senator
A Preoccupied Teacher
A Forceful Doctor
An Abrupt Mechanic
A Hateful Gravedigger
A Pathetic Air Traffic Controller
A Bright Chief of Police
An Antisocial Yak Herder
A Pained Exotic Dancer
A Thoughtless Imam
A Steadfast Trapper
An One-dimensional Juggler
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An Orderly Sage
A Sanctimonious Accountant
An Artful Coroner
A Demanding Chef
A Meddlesome Oracle
A Shallow Gardener
A Lousy DJ
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A Wronged Drug Dealer
An Amiable Tax Collector
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A Power-hungry Park Ranger
A High-spirited Sniper
A Crafty Director
A Humiliated Court Jester
An Elegant Chief of Police
An Anxious Baker
A Scrupulous Beekeeper
A Shaky Referee
An Assertive Judge
A Resentful Stonecutter
A Wealthy Jailer
An Alert Fashion Designer
A Mannerless Firefighter
A Hidebound Sheriff
An Arbitrary Fraudster
An Irreligious Gate-keeper
A Stylish Poet
An Oppressed Miner
A Keen Electrician
An Extravagant Drummer
A Conservative Janitor
An Unpredicatable Philanthropist
A Lying Guitarist
A Frustrated Historian
A Disappointed Peddlar
A Rebellious Artist
An Enthusiastic Baker
A Petty Captain
A Dirty Diver
An Indulgent Rat Catcher
A Compassionate Locksmith
A Fun-loving Sound Technician
A Moody Guide
A Weak Sailor
An Oppressed Spy
An Emotional Deputy
A Rigid Clockmaker
A Reactive Monk
A Profound Writer
A Ridiculous Psychiatrist
A Humorous Miner
A Pure Magician
A Self-conscious Detective
A Sober Explorer
An Impressive Scout
A Receptive Greengrocer
An Alarmed Taxidermist
An Arbitrary Dentist
A Grand Photographer
An Elated Actor
A Satisfied Poet
A Powerless Burglar
A Fawning Bank Robber
A Moralistic Bonecarver
A Gullible Biologist
A Panicked Minister
A Laughing Plumber
A Neglectful Ninja
A Devious Chef
A Resourceful Psychiatrist
A Gracious Dentist
A Soft Historian
A Sad Herbalist
A Subjective Merchant
A Glad Bureaucrat
A Timid Hunter
A Maternal Barber
An Elated Guitarist
A Humiliated Nurse
An Individualistic Bartender
A Cold Shepherd
A Terrified Wizard
An Alienated Zookeeper
A Reassured Executioner
A Crude Dancer
An Amoral Knight
A Haughty Choreographer
A Discouraged Ambassador
An Inflamed Referee
An Admirable Herald
An Insightful Cartoonist
A Scholarly Model
An Inspired Dogcatcher
An Argumentative Pharmacist
A Predatory Ornithologist
A Fraudulent Herbalist
A Unique Servant
A Doubtful Sleuth
An Offhand Evangelist
A Realistic Sheriff
A Generous Banker
An Arrogant Beekeeper
An Irresponsible Impersonator
A Dejected Nurse
An Unfathomable Exterminator
A Clear-headed Bonecarver
A Careless Mechanic
A Reassured Detective
A Terrified Chef
A Physical Cook
A Short Tax Collector
A Trustworthy Pharmacist
A Completely Normal Florist
A Thorough Matador
A Solemn Mortician
A Terrible Actor
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A Keen Burglar
A Strict Sheriff
A Petty Sage
A Familial Governor
A Grieved Diplomat
A Magnanimous Goatherd
A Careless Tax Collector
A Formal Flight Attendant
A Scholarly Park Ranger
An Unfriendly Drug Dealer
A Self-indulgent Pickpocket
An Inferior Winemaker
A Dissonant Programmer
A Skillful Wedding Planner
A Vindictive Impersonator
An Admirable Thief
A Misguided Engineer
A Cheating Builder
A Short Criminal
A Crazy Lumberjack
An Outrageous Webmaster
A Cerebral Priest
A Modest Exterminator
A Mournful Beggar
A Shortsighted Hunter
An Exciting Knight
An Unimaginative Garbage Collector
A Tearful Executioner
A Forthright Guru
An Appalled Pickpocket
An Amiable Magician
A Fatalistic Lifeguard
An Adventurous Minister
A Stupid Firefighter
A Casual Boatbuilder
An Uneasy Comedian
A Fixed Director
A Free and Easy Choreographer
A Miserable Nanny
An Obsessive Torturer
A Mannered Beggar
A Tragic Spin Doctor
An Unambitious Truck Driver
A Timid Sculptor
An Infuriated Undertaker
An Absentminded Composer
A False Shipwright
A Spirited Captain
A Shallow Dietician
A Debonair Thief
An Outspoken Private Detective
An Alienated Beekeeper
A Frightening Mathematician
A Liberal Gladiator
A Lousy Coach
A Disinterested Soldier
A Paranoid Tailor
A Dependent Paramedic
A Prejudiced Waiter
An Agonizing Sculptor
An Empathetic Criminal
A Familial Terrorist
A Snoopy Ninja
A Nervous Cook
A Touchy Magician
A Lustful Ornithologist
A Responsible Executioner
A Sober Antique Dealer
A Hateful Doctor
A Cute Clerk
A Dejected Lifeguard
A Trembling Drug Dealer
An Assertive Beggar
A Receptive Ditch Digger
A Dry Firefighter
A Resourceful Cartoonist
A Humorous Diver
A Shy Paramedic
An Uneasy Matador
A Self-conscious Gravedigger
A Disturbing Terrorist
A Useless Surgeon
A Disconcerting Air Traffic Controller
A Bland Physician
An Ashamed Painter
A Poor Mechanic
An Educated Priest
A Petty Coach
A Logical Barber
A Deceitful Animal Trainer
An Obvious Judge
A Sore Marshal
A Regimental Barista
An Earthy Publisher
A Forthright Photographer
A Careless Cobbler
A Predatory Assassin
A Helpful Firefighter
A Stiff Baker
A Threatened Pastor
A Conventional Athlete
A Dignified Tax Collector
An Inoffensive Police Officer
A Discouraged Construction Worker
A Frustrated Guitarist
An Unhappy Detective
A Friendly Photographer
A Morbid Pianist
An Upright Merchant
A Well-rounded Priest
A Hurt Accountant
An Excitable Dietician
A Complaining Coach
A Gleeful Peddlar
A Mystical Drummer
A Dismayed Herbalist
A Clean Impersonator
A Crafty Guitarist
A Ridiculous Translator
A Forgetful Barber
An Insecure Trapper
A Festive Dentist
An Insightful Doctor
A Criminal Mercenary
An Opportunistic Lifeguard
A Determined Scientist
A Businesslike Writer
A Sensual Executioner
A Lousy Lumberjack
A Youthful Taxi-driver
A Ridiculous Veterinarian
A Patriotic Swimmer
A Thoughtless Publisher
A Dreamy Peddlar
A Dignified Sage
A Stylish Assassin
A Questioning Guard
A Tragic Impersonator
An Obnoxious Bartender
An Intent Shaman
A Mystical Game Show Host
An Injured Astronaut
A Modest Author
A Sweet Hunter
An Unappreciative Webmaster
A Hedonistic Conductor
A Crafty Explorer
An Aimless Librarian
A Familial Meteorologist
A Reactive Customs Officer
An Upright Actor
A Lazy Oracle
A Hurt Builder
A Groovy Yak Herder
A Nosy Computer Programmer
A Conciliatory Broker
A Comfortable Personal Trainer
A Disturbing Painter
A Nonchalant Sniper
A Jolly Social Worker
A Messy Watchmaker
A Crazy Entrepreneur
An Odd Torturer
A Threatened Astronaut
An Impressive Executioner
A Stupefied Medic
An Idiosyncratic Chicken Sexer
A Peaceful Chemist
A Provocative Pickpocket
A Funky Barber
An Inert Director
A Victimized Weaver
A Benevolent Minister
A Studious Imam
A Careless Blacksmith
A Conscientious Drummer
A Skeptical Tattooist
A Mystical Captain
A Humorous DJ
A Grieved Taxi-driver
An Appalled Shepherd
An Uncharitable Burglar
A Steely Reporter
A Distracted Interrogator
A Moody Doctor
A Questioning Cartoonist
A Superficial Spin Doctor
An Orderly Security Guard
An Unfathomable Lifeguard
A Melancholic Courier
A Discreet Welder
A Hedonistic Cobbler
A Protective Actor
An Overjoyed Fashion Designer
An Unhappy Swineherd
A Disciplined Hairdresser
A Sulky Mayor
An Escapist Dictator
A Provocative Carpenter
A Dry Marine
A Sensual Electrician
A Personable Sheepshearer
A Fearful Juggler
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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