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A Conformist Journalist
A Regimental Exterminator
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A Winning Surgeon
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An Upright Hairdresser
A Useless Soldier
A Sly Sleuth
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A Fanatical Wizard
A Freewheeling Florist
A Poor Cheesemaker
A Glad Bishop
A Dissonant Coach
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A Wishful Bodyguard
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A Maternal Nurse
An Enigmatic Merchant
A Big-thinking Tax Collector
A Youthful Police Officer
A Scholarly Butler
An Organized Comedian
A Flamboyant Taxi-driver
A Thievish Swimming Coach
A Conciliatory Mathematician
An Upset Photographer
A Barbaric Conductor
A Brave Cheesemaker
A Thankful Guitarist
A Moralistic Astronaut
A Tough Lighthouse-keeper
A Generous Evangelist
A Stupefied Juggler
A Brittle Bricklayer
A Hurt Entertainer
An Inoffensive Cab Driver
A Maternal Sheepshearer
An Important Taxidermist
A Grand Illustrator
A Sordid Fashion Designer
An Engrossed Tailor
An Adventurous Torturer
A Hefty Surgeon
A Neglectful Sheriff
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An Energetic Bank Robber
A Chummy Air Traffic Controller
An Impatient Cobbler
A Generous Dentist
An Apathetic Guru
A Coarse Pianist
A Gloomy Factory Worker
A Devious Editor
A Discontented Drug Dealer
An Aggressive Farmer
A Creative Poet
A Perceptive Guitarist
A Steely Archer
A Bewildered Zookeeper
A Disrespectful Cab Driver
An Enigmatic Mercenary
A Vindictive Torturer
A Hidebound Nanny
A Stupid Writer
A Frustrated Hunter
A Selfish Choreographer
A Conventional Receptionist
A Rebellious Real Estate Agent
A Sweaty Editor
A Well-read Meteorologist
A Disgusting Chief of Police
A Wealthy Electrician
A Cold Thief
A Skillful Chicken Sexer
A Patient Coach
A Reverential Wedding Planner
An Impractical Dancer
An Eager Dentist
An Offended Detective
A Freethinking Captain
An Aggressive Weaver
A Disloyal Yak Herder
A Passive Cartoonist
An Enraged Innkeeper
An Amazing Manicurist
A Well-rounded Pharmacist
A Self-effacing Locksmith
An Overjoyed DJ
A Rigid Spy
A Childish Blacksmith
An Obedient Sheriff
A Tortured Dictator
A Well-read Ventriloquist
An Easily Discouraged Hypnotist
A Reflective Sound Technician
An Artificial Poet
A Curious Servant
A Familial Shop Assistant
An Uncaring Captain
A Personable Construction Worker
A Political Cosmonaut
A Childish Shaman
A Patient Assassin
A Genuine Spy
A Dependent Guru
A Shallow Builder
A Perceptive Drummer
A Pleased Coach
A Grief Paramedic
A Fascinated Manager
A Timid Entrepreneur
A Playful Doctor
An Unpredicatable Waiter
An Irrational Lawyer
A Benevolent Linguist
A Ridiculous Captain
A Quaking Mathematician
An Innovative Criminal
A Romantic Singer
A Patriotic Dogcatcher
A Transparent Butcher
A Soft Dentist
A Flamboyant Cook
A Quiet Drug Dealer
A High-handed Undertaker
A Pathetic Violinist
A Guilty Minister
A Fawning Gravedigger
A Sharing Surgeon
A Subtle Composer
An Orderly Burglar
An Optimistic Explorer
A Victimized Dressmaker
A Witty Tax Collector
A Focused Rabbi
A Fanatical Dietician
A Religious Playwright
A Childish Accountant
A Subjective Sleuth
A Frisky Detective
An Impressionable Physicist
A Useless Interrogator
A Noncommittal Tattooist
An Offhand Fisher
An Empathetic Burglar
A Liberated Lifeguard
An Abrasive Farmer
A Patriotic Journalist
A Complex Truck Driver
A Heroic Executioner
A Morbid Archer
A Profound Deputy
An Envious Mobster
A Sorrowful Record Producer
A Sloppy Graphic Artist
A Lost Entrepreneur
A Detestable Priest
An Antisocial Shipwright
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A Bright Poet
A Winning Imam
A Vindictive Welder
A Muddle-headed Jockey
An Ashamed Shop Assistant
A Stiff Barber
A Silly Programmer
A Well-rounded Clown
A Critical Entertainer
A Callous Judge
A Cantakerous Sleuth
An Educated Farmer
A Despairing Air Traffic Controller
A Concerned Matador
A Reverential Poet
An Amazed Director
A Benevolent Spy
An Agreeable Sheriff
A Distrustful Cheesemaker
A Thankful Busker
A Crude Personal Trainer
A Driven Hunter
A Tactless Physicist
An Obvious Writer
An One-dimensional Gardener
A Serious Baker
A Superficial Illustrator
A Distressed Spelunker
An Expedient Shipwright
A Restrained Exterminator
A Free and Easy Impersonator
An Indignant Shoemaker
A Trendy Ninja
A Brittle Watchmaker
A Maternal Chef
A Silly Lighthouse-keeper
A Fickle Hunter
A Tearful Chauffeur
A Dynamic Fortune-teller
A Deceitful Coach
A Contemptible Record Producer
A Well-rounded Cartoonist
An Ambitious Bank Robber
An Uneasy Priest
A Big-thinking Painter
A Phlegmatic Dictator
A Panicked Builder
A Brilliant Undertaker
A Closed off Waiter
A Lifeless Merchant
A Treacherous Sage
A Studious Judge
A Realistic Hypnotist
An Inflamed Construction Worker
A Positive Manager
A Graceless Botanist
A Charismatic Dentist
A Discreet Janitor
A Negativistic Zookeeper
An Impatient Mercenary
A Shy Ninja
An Unfriendly Chimney-sweep
An Appreciative Barber
A Deceptive Personal Trainer
An Extravagant Engineer
A Tidy DJ
An Interested Stunt Double
An Agreeable Brewer
A Cruel Animal Trainer
A Satisfied Bonecarver
A Physical Assassin
A Hearty Gladiator
A Cheerful Locksmith
A Willful Spy
An Admirable Nurse
An Irrational Ornithologist
A Self-denying Interior Designer
A Callous Wedding Planner
A Sorrowful Yak Herder
An Unlucky Shop Assistant
A Neurotic Lawyer
A Tenacious Judge
A Pleased Crook
An Inoffensive Philanthropist
A Gentle Tax Collector
A Confident Psychiatrist
A Paralyzed Programmer
A Completely Normal Cosmonaut
A Grief Ditch Digger
A Cheating Pianist
A Pessimistic Herald
An Irreligious Magician
A Resourceful Playwright
A Lying Servant
A Strong Bandit
A Calculating Doctor
A Ticklish Shepherd
An Effeminate Private Detective
A Ravenous Geologist
A Puritanical Bank Robber
A Predictable Plumber
A Frightened Chef
A Suave Bricklayer
An Obedient Burglar
An Incapable Comedian
A Fixed Court Jester
An Egocentric Printer
A Timid Weaver
A Contemplative Butcher
An Earnest Coach
A Charmless Merchant
An Overimaginative Taxidermist
A Confidential Assassin
A Dogmatic Torturer
An Ecstatic Marshal
A Tough Captain
A Certain Spy
An Eloquent Rat Catcher
A Shrewd Fortune-teller
A Formal Beautician
A Predictable Shaman
An Incorruptible Deputy
A Rowdy Chef
An Earnest Jailer
A Stupid Doctor
A Strong Tattooist
A High-handed Firefighter
A Lustful Executioner
A Willing Inventor
A Sorrowful Dentist
An Injured Paleontologist
A Bizarre Sleuth
A Superstitious Publisher
A Formal Magician
A Contradictory Fashion Designer
An Offhand Blacksmith
An Educated Bricklayer
A Grand Farmer
An Elegant Veterinarian
An Irreligious Senator
A Deceitful Barber
A Messy Swordsmith
A Subjective Ventriloquist
A Hungry Baker
A Disinterested Explorer
A Vivacious Pirate
An Impressive Chef
An Injured Beekeeper
A Narcissistic Surgeon
A Preoccupied Air Traffic Controller
A Sexy Chimney-sweep
A Cold Pawnbroker
A Sensual Archer
A Neglectful Broker
A Stable Athlete
A Patriotic Fortune-teller
A Persuasive Bank Robber
A Dynamic Rabbi
A Secretive Hypnotist
A Touchy Guide
A Distracted Hotelier
An Impractical Sniper
A Wealthy Undertaker
A Shortsighted Zookeeper
A Well-meaning Weaver
An Unpleasant Imam
An Incorruptible Pharmacist
A Fraudulent Computer Programmer
A Gracious Thief
A Ruined Chief of Police
A Lying Illustrator
An Ordinary Knight
A Treacherous Evangelist
A Melancholic Model
An Old-fashioned Actor
An Argumentative Beautician
A Grim Construction Worker
A Cheerful Brewer
A Mistaken Inventor
A Loyal Bank Robber
A Poor Pianist
A Sociable Linguist
A Nihilistic Oracle
A Wary Assassin
A Methodical Chief of Police
A Studious Truck Driver
A Gullible Veterinarian
A Driven Sound Technician
A Worked Up Cosmonaut
An Honorable Hairdresser
An Ordinary Astronaut
A Vindictive Ventriloquist
A Quiet Busker
A Solitary Jockey
A Doubtful Hunter
An Elegant Beekeeper
A Serious Police Officer
A Sophisticated Greengrocer
A Gracious Priest
A Rational Physicist
A Trendy Beautician
An Inhibited Minister
A Realistic Cosmonaut
A Vivacious Diver
A Provocative Entertainer
An Airy Herald
A Grief Writer
A Contradictory Librarian
A Prejudiced Barber
An Ignorant Dietician
An Overjoyed Ditch Digger
An Aggressive Composer
A Cultured Swimming Coach
A Secure Hairdresser
A Folksy Veterinarian
A Good-natured Author
A Disruptive Broker
An Unappreciative Baker
A Gentle Beggar
An Obvious Terrorist
A Despairing Bureaucrat
An Astigmatic Mathematician
An One-dimensional Meteorologist
A Delighted Zookeeper
A Scholarly Publisher
An Intuitive Impersonator
A Clear-headed Juggler
A Spirited Artist
An Angry Athlete
A Poor Paleontologist
A Sweaty Judge
A Fanciful Teacher
A Suave Cab Driver
A Mystical Garbage Collector
An Outrageous Construction Worker
A Reserved Mason
A Tough Dentist
A Playful Mobster
A Negativistic Mortician
An Ignorant Archer
An Unpatriotic Detective
A Strong Sculptor
A Misguided Jockey
A Woeful Tailor
An Embarrassed Cheesemaker
A Gallant Guitarist
An Angry Nurse
A Conventional Barber
An Artificial Goatherd
A Melancholic Drug Dealer
A Calculating Sage
A Witty Engineer
A Private Garbage Collector
A Patient Detective
An Odd Composer
An Empty Executioner
A Sweaty Animal Trainer
An Emotional Archer
A Blissful Fortune-teller
A Nonchalant Tax Collector
A Devious Entertainer
An Inhibited Spy
A Faithless Ninja
A Freethinking Minister
A Self-effacing Optometrist
A Tasteless Cartoonist
A Glad Sage
An Uncooperative Herald
A Lovely Mortician
A Fatigued Jailer
A Freewheeling Taxi-driver
A Pathetic Busker
A Patient Bodyguard
A Suave Lifeguard
A Doubtful Psychiatrist
An One-dimensional Lawyer
A Chummy Assassin
A Sore Soldier
A Considerate Cartoonist
A Rebellious Drummer
A Boisterous Private Detective
A Terrible Ambassador
A Pedantic Sleuth
A Beautiful Salesperson
An Eager Broker
An Authoritarian Air Traffic Controller
A Painstaking Gladiator
A Dogmatic Radiologist
A Casual Fashion Designer
A Methodical Merchant
An Offhand Biologist
A Healthy Chemist
A Delighted Game Show Host
An Oppressed Physicist
A Messy Ventriloquist
A Disloyal Cobbler
A Decent Gravedigger
A Caring Matador
A Painstaking Carver
A Trustworthy Air Traffic Controller
A Cheerful Beautician
A Charismatic Herbalist
A Moralistic Blacksmith
A Submissive Builder
An Alone Truck Driver
A Silly Inventor
A Genuine Soldier
A Mystical Executioner
A Fatigued Magician
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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