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A Fascinated Gravedigger
A Discontented Private Detective
An Expedient Personal Trainer
A Humble Dogcatcher
A Despicable Banker
A Hefty Guard
A Sharing Ventriloquist
An Experimental Sailor
A Balanced Magician
A Sanctimonious Marine
A Courageous Interrogator
An Obedient Fortune-teller
An Ugly Senator
A Forceful Clockmaker
A Disloyal Executioner
A Restless Factory Worker
A Realistic Guard
A Sensitive Sniper
A Secretive Interpreter
A Forthright Lumberjack
An Anxious Hunter
A Passionate Actor
A Secure Detective
An Argumentative Captain
A Relaxed Printer
A Perverse Baker
A Reflective Musician
An Uncooperative Herbalist
An Open-minded Rat Catcher
An Injured Shaman
A Dirty Mercenary
A Cowardly Bonecarver
A Loving Guard
A Despicable Linguist
A Pessimistic Historian
A Gullible Ditch Digger
A Serious Imam
A Wise Sailor
A Lousy Butler
A Crude Archaeologist
An Obvious Customs Officer
A Boisterous Magician
A Well-rounded Terrorist
A Helpless Shepherd
A Neat Bodyguard
An Ashamed Spin Doctor
A Disturbing Politician
A Gullible Computer Programmer
A Willful Fashion Designer
A Genuine Boatbuilder
A Fatigued Clown
A Tough Chicken Sexer
A Guileless Sailor
An Overjoyed Dentist
A Lucky Private Detective
An Insincere Thief
A Sure Dictator
An Insulting Shepherd
A Cautious Hairdresser
A Rejected Choreographer
A Haughty Hypnotist
A Hesitant Diver
An Egocentric Swimmer
An Amazed Bandit
An Escapist Butcher
A Forthright Rat Catcher
A Pathetic Plumber
A Terrified Pickpocket
A Responsive Wizard
A Small-thinking Teacher
A Sordid Chauffeur
A Conventional Sheriff
An Irrational Air Traffic Controller
A Heroic Marine
A Steely Accountant
A Dejected Composer
A Gallant Sailor
A Neat Zookeeper
A Dependent Lifeguard
A Sporting Architect
A Liberal Detective
An Obsessive Shaman
A Realistic Taxi-driver
A Hurt Merchant
An Indignant Swimmer
A Tenacious Barber
A Surprised Archer
A Vague Tailor
A Willful Chief of Police
A Certain Guru
A Tasteless Salesperson
An Absentminded Mercenary
A Muddle-headed Goldsmith
A Provocative Photographer
A Ravenous Gladiator
A Careless Goatherd
A Physical Choreographer
A Hopeful Teacher
A Freewheeling Hotelier
A Devoted Missionary
A Transparent Lawyer
An Unsentimental Dictator
A Folksy Fortune-teller
An Impudent Guide
A Crazy Sniper
A Tormented Chef
A Wary Doctor
A Mellow Swimmer
A Rational Innkeeper
A Sharing Executioner
An Outrageous Juggler
A Conscientious Tax Collector
A Dynamic Pickpocket
An Obedient Firefighter
An Unsentimental Chief of Police
A Childish Dentist
An Oppressed Entertainer
An Ambitious Welder
A Delighted Gravedigger
A Resourceful Programmer
An Aloof Ventriloquist
A Bold Bandit
A Religious Fashion Designer
A Despicable Captain
A Dull Herbalist
A Dreamy Hairdresser
A Self-sufficent Swimming Coach
A Subtle Lawyer
An Indifferent Lifeguard
A Patriotic Executioner
An Honorable Magistrate
A Delighted Priest
A Nervous Psychiatrist
A Sporting Courier
A Sulky Tax Collector
A Weary Candlemaker
A Fiery Ninja
A Frightened Blacksmith
An Agonizing Evangelist
A Sophisticated Cheesemaker
A Hurt Chemist
An Unappreciative Scout
An Efficient Burglar
A Pugnacious Farmer
A Solitary Dentist
A Stable Waiter
A Festive Oracle
A Desolate Assassin
An Idealistic Actor
A Puritanical Firefighter
A Suspicious Truck Driver
A Wealthy Marine
A Generous Beautician
An Authoritarian Mathematician
A Self-sufficent Police Officer
A Graceless Peddlar
A Timid Doctor
A Faithful Soldier
A Sober Construction Worker
A Hedonistic Accountant
A Hard Working Paramedic
A Profound Yak Herder
A Crazy Translator
An Uncooperative Park Ranger
A Determined Senator
A Pompous Veterinarian
An Innovative Taxidermist
A Boisterous Sailor
A Vague Chef
A Vindictive Bank Robber
A Frisky Shoemaker
A Dependent Terrorist
An Injured Air Traffic Controller
A Bewildered Pirate
A Witty Matador
A Skeptical Judge
An Engrossed Cosmonaut
A Distrustful Lighthouse-keeper
A Deceitful Butler
A Sensitive Musician
A Self-reliant Artist
An Inert Yak Herder
A Scheming Painter
A Decisive Physician
A Shaky Explorer
A Peaceful Editor
A Tasteful Detective
A Wary Pawnbroker
A Scared Cartoonist
A Driven Peddlar
An Alarmed Clown
A Sociable Printer
An Emotional Make-up Artist
A Practical Security Guard
A Self-indulgent Shaman
A Cooperative Missionary
A Tragic Teacher
A Magnanimous Guard
A Freethinking Goatherd
A Conformist Farmer
A Venomous Radiologist
A Callous Merchant
An Extreme Juggler
A Serene Scientist
A Hardworking Percussionist
An Honorable Rabbi
A Cantakerous Miner
A Worked Up Spin Doctor
A Snoopy Singer
An Inflamed Busker
A Liberated Dietician
A Hostile Personal Trainer
A Peaceful Hunter
An Unprincipled Ornithologist
A Friendly Bureaucrat
A Sociable Swineherd
A Critical Weaver
A Perplexed Minister
A Procrastinating Psychiatrist
A Desperate Gate-keeper
A Forgiving Editor
A Serene Sheepshearer
A Warm Drug Dealer
A Sober Sniper
A Passionate Coach
A High-handed Cobbler
A Frugal Construction Worker
A Sarcastic Fisher
A Groovy Innkeeper
A Frisky Marine
A Restrained Busker
A Sexy Beautician
A Skillful Architect
An Agonizing Researcher
A Conservative Deputy
A Brittle Chimney-sweep
A Selfless Criminal
A Rowdy Dancer
An Honorable Mathematician
An Irritated Garbage Collector
An One-dimensional Historian
A Mature Chief of Police
An Offensive Swordsmith
A Strong Goatherd
An Overimaginative Hunter
A Crude Judge
A Skinny Tailor
An Enervated Botanist
A Zany Governor
An Angry Social Worker
A Political Dogcatcher
An Excitable Architect
A Restrained Writer
A Funny Guru
A Sentimental Entertainer
A Calculating Security Guard
A Gullible Pilot
A Tough Air Traffic Controller
A Predictable Game Show Host
An Outspoken Soldier
A Distracted Saxophonist
An Experimental Florist
A Tasteless Model
A Stupefied Juggler
A Lost Janitor
A Reverential Detective
A Bold Dancer
A Certain Greengrocer
An Eager Interior Designer
An Alienated Thief
An Important Journalist
A Decadent Baker
An Egocentric Fortune-teller
A Vivacious Rat Catcher
A Repentant Exotic Dancer
A Sarcastic Bonecarver
An Unpatriotic Teacher
A Tenacious Spy
A Tormented Plumber
A Confidential Magician
A Deep Dogcatcher
A Discouraging Webmaster
A Brave Doctor
An Insensitive Air Traffic Controller
An Offensive Interrogator
A Neat Beekeeper
An Unhealthy Artist
A Hardy Priest
An Abrasive Student
A Dependent Ninja
An Impulsive Wizard
A Funky Broker
A Freethinking Zookeeper
A Brutal Publisher
A Transparent Cosmonaut
A Detestable Musician
A Solemn Guitarist
An Uncooperative Candlemaker
A Reactionary Hunter
A Festive Poet
A Fearful Archer
A Passionate Interpreter
An Idealistic Sleuth
A Bright Webmaster
A Dissonant Baker
A Messy Game Show Host
An Upset Doctor
A Merry Guru
A Fun-loving Cartoonist
A Dutiful Guard
A Coarse Dietician
An Artificial Executioner
A Big-thinking Veterinarian
An Arrogant Scout
An Orderly Bank Robber
An Alone Priest
A Despairing Wizard
A Monstrous Thief
A Healthy Pilot
A Regimental Hypnotist
A Hurt Dressmaker
An Encouraged Taxi-driver
A Hardworking Goldsmith
A Humble Magistrate
A Perfectionist Explorer
A Possessive Pirate
An Extreme Torturer
An Unbelieving Factory Worker
A Fatalistic Journalist
A Kind Private Detective
An Outrageous Programmer
A Heartbroken Gate-keeper
A Nonchalant Firefighter
A Venomous Wizard
An Articulate Bodyguard
A Suave Chief of Police
An Arbitrary Shipwright
A Groovy Pickpocket
An Abrasive Butler
A Healthy Thief
A Lustful Artist
An Appalled Chauffeur
A Stubborn Sculptor
A Businesslike Scout
An Impressive Bank Robber
A Resentful Cook
An Honorable Wedding Planner
An Impudent Director
An Open-minded Lumberjack
A Brittle Assassin
A Dissatisfied Criminal
A Pompous Guru
An Inflamed Sniper
A Distressed Computer Programmer
An Irritated Wizard
An Unappreciative Architect
A Blunt Construction Worker
A Disconcerting Fortune-teller
An Exciting Librarian
A Private Evangelist
A Daring Painter
A Cultured Cameraman
A Bland Cook
A Folksy Hairdresser
A Rejected Coach
A Ticklish Astronaut
A Contemptible Herald
A Tolerant Actor
A Helpless Ditch Digger
A Rustic Burglar
An Original Chicken Sexer
A Familial Lifeguard
A Shortsighted Dentist
A Disappointed Chimney-sweep
A Weak Mortician
An Important Sailor
A Spontaneous Detective
A Mystical Missionary
An Airy Wizard
A Magnanimous Fraudster
A Brilliant Farmer
A Negativistic Florist
A Stupefied Bureaucrat
A Sly Principal
A Disconcerting Publisher
A Crafty Magician
A Perfectionist Surgeon
A Well-meaning Taxidermist
An Open-minded Servant
A Happy Botanist
An Important Jockey
An Amused Senator
A Fatigued Sculptor
A Prim Model
An Excitable Wizard
A Sympathetic Mayor
A Dissonant Antique Dealer
An Irreverent Trapper
A Victimized Reporter
A Practical Firefighter
A Noncommittal Sheepshearer
A Closed off Beggar
A Cynical Candlemaker
A Jolly Sleuth
A Desolate Guard
A Misguided Herald
A Sly Minister
A Tasteful Astronaut
A Dreamy Interior Designer
An Efficient Ninja
An Adventurous Engineer
A Debonair Bartender
A Lost Electrician
A Quaking Undertaker
An Uneasy Webmaster
An Opportunistic Hunter
A Ridiculous Pickpocket
An Irresponsible Doctor
An Earnest Assassin
A Pessimistic Judge
A Crass Sniper
A Loyal Mobster
A Ticklish DJ
A Witty Animal Trainer
A Cross Saxophonist
An Extravagant Coroner
A Muddle-headed Make-up Artist
A Narcissistic Lawyer
A Paralyzed Bureaucrat
A Dignified Computer Programmer
A Generous Gravedigger
An Aloof Writer
An Indifferent Beekeeper
A Physical Teacher
A Sensitive Sleuth
A Fiery Cheesemaker
A Progressive Dentist
A Sentimental Fortune-teller
A Private Salesperson
A Grim DJ
A Satisfied Shoemaker
A Suspicious Author
A Scheming Shepherd
A Sedentary Police Officer
An Overimaginative Ninja
A Scared Geologist
A Pugnacious Welder
A Dominating Executioner
A Bewildered Torturer
An Extraordinary Principal
A Mannerless Tailor
An Elated Security Guard
A Hopeful Fashion Designer
A Sensitive Dentist
A Clean Janitor
A Shortsighted Lighthouse-keeper
A Tearful Publisher
A Stable Inventor
A Fanciful Spelunker
A Deceitful Drug Dealer
A Free and Easy Assassin
A Responsible Spy
A Sorrowful Bodyguard
A Conventional Private Detective
A Thoughtless Tattooist
A Coarse Construction Worker
A Sweet Detective
An Odd Herald
A Transparent Dictator
An Egocentric Guru
A Disciplined Janitor
A Familial Ninja
A Faithless Rat Catcher
A Witty Wizard
A Self-effacing Painter
A Sociable Reporter
A Hidebound Baker
A Contemptible Entrepreneur
A Fixed Scientist
An Amazed Beautician
A Mealymouthed DJ
A Cooperative Waiter
A Passive Gardener
A Hurt Veterinarian
An Intelligent Teacher
A Lovable Printer
A Forgiving Painter
A Compulsive Professor
A Self-reliant Assassin
A Patient Playwright
An Intense Drug Dealer
A Blissful Gondolier
A Skinny Private Detective
A Passionate Missionary
An Articulate Paramedic
An Educated Soldier
A Principled Judge
A Reserved Yodeler
A Serene Busker
A Cultured Lawyer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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