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An Outrageous Truck Driver
An Indecisive Dentist
A Lovable Cameraman
A Curious Ditch Digger
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An Extraordinary Editor
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A Sentimental Diplomat
A Woeful Private Detective
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A Faithless Hunter
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A Mellow Bank Robber
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A Wronged Scout
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A Helpful Photographer
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A Bright Truck Driver
A Deceptive Writer
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A Folksy Barber
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A Sharing Air Traffic Controller
A Quaking Gladiator
A Transparent Cheesemaker
A Strict Courier
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A Woeful Blacksmith
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A Steely DJ
A Mournful Butcher
An Incensed Judge
A Slow Explorer
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A Confused Philanthropist
A Logical Senator
An Unpatriotic Clerk
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