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A Hurried Bank Robber
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A Liberal Chief of Police
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An Inhibited Botanist
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A Dignified Flight Attendant
A Perfectionist Guru
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An Empty Coach
An Inconsiderate Mobster
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A Weak Translator
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A Lost Thief
A Regretful Peddlar
An Interested Cartoonist
A Lustful Beekeeper
An Experimental Executioner
A Tearful Director
An Enervated Scout
A Cold Chicken Sexer
A Dignified Fishmonger
A Content Butcher
A Flamboyant Jockey
An Offended Computer Programmer
A Positive Bank Robber
A Calculating Gladiator
A Playful Gravedigger
A Rejected Social Worker
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A Bright Veterinarian
An Offhand Dentist
A Self-denying Lawyer
A Patriotic Diver
A Freethinking Soldier
A Humble Drug Dealer
A Realistic Factory Worker
A Paternalistic Bank Robber
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A Boisterous Guard
An Empty Hairdresser
A Gentle Juggler
A Devoted DJ
A Vulnerable Butler
A Distrustful Entertainer
A Hurried Sailor
A Neutral Sleuth
A Blunt Librarian
A Decent Deputy
A Wishful Torturer
A Leisurely Veterinarian
A Persuasive Tailor
A Fearful Detective
A Progressive Tattooist
A Sentimental Construction Worker
A Driven Butcher
A Folksy Pawnbroker
A Powerless Journalist
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A Liberal Hypnotist
A Personable Ditch Digger
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An at Ease Bandit
A Ridiculous Paramedic
A Perverse Bodyguard
An Idiosyncratic Ambassador
An Amazing Referee
A Scrupulous Torturer
A Provoked Ventriloquist
A Discontented Janitor
An Ordinary Hunter
An Ignorant Chauffeur
A Sympathetic Broker
An Invisible Mobster
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A Bizarre Paramedic
A Serene Goldsmith
A Satisfied Courier
A Prudent Exotic Dancer
An Infatuated Tailor
A Silly Beautician
A Transparent Truck Driver
A Hungry Police Officer
A Stylish Geologist
A Tactless Engineer
A Helpless Reporter
A Bright Fashion Designer
A Skinny Biologist
A Fortunate Percussionist
A Vulnerable Photographer
A Dramatic Sailor
A Generous Butler
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A Jolly Fortune-teller
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A Dignified Sleuth
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A Simple Architect
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A Serious Criminal
An Inflamed Magistrate
An Alarmed Author
A Lost Inventor
An Intolerant Gravedigger
A Reassured Shaman
A Free and Easy Printer
A Lovely Pirate
A Conventional Singer
An Old-fashioned Police Officer
A Groovy Archaeologist
A Shortsighted Botanist
A Brutal Candlemaker
A Brilliant Locksmith
An Excitable Clown
A Determined Linguist
An Impatient Dentist
A Clear-headed Hunter
A Crafty Bonecarver
An Elegant Blacksmith
A Folksy Entertainer
A Miserly Priest
A Sociable Manicurist
An Easy Cook
An Insincere Guitarist
A Tortured Ornithologist
A Bewildered Antique Dealer
A Lonely Salesperson
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A Shallow Sheriff
A Rigid Comedian
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A Dynamic Mayor
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A Plodding Weaver
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A Vague Sleuth
A Lazy Personal Trainer
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A Flexible Ninja
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A Lying Plumber
A Cheerful Percussionist
A Brittle Jeweler
An Invisible Philanthropist
A Ruined Cartoonist
A Sensitive Bonecarver
A Chummy Guard
An Ordinary Rabbi
A Punctual Referee
A Cowardly Pharmacist
A Wishful Chauffeur
An Affectionate Air Traffic Controller
A Fixed Truck Driver
A Dogmatic Mobster
A Courageous Computer Programmer
An Athletic Archaeologist
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An Erratic Marshal
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A Short Bricklayer
A Weak-willed Terrorist
A Shrewd Athlete
A Gallant Detective
A Haughty Violinist
A Tearful Watchmaker
A Confidential Rat Catcher
A Deep Plumber
An Athletic Archer
An Important Meteorologist
A Free and Easy Knight
An Earthy Medic
An Envious Soldier
A Sympathetic Imam
A Shaky Torturer
A Thankful Zookeeper
A Physical Courier
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A Mystical Bandit
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A Perfectionist Fashion Designer
A Certain Tax Collector
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A Determined Dictator
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A Wronged Wizard
A Reactive Gardener
A Fiery Chimney-sweep
A Neutral Butcher
A Helpless Soldier
An Indignant Technician
A Lost Surgeon
A Sweaty Dictator
A Discreet Stonecutter
A Gleeful Botanist
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A Single-minded Editor
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A Pedantic Game Show Host
A Responsible Guard
A Determined Burglar
A Threatened Sniper
A Prudent Miner
A Faithless Air Traffic Controller
A Bright Assassin
An Unfathomable Bodyguard
A Steady Construction Worker
A Treacherous Historian
A Practical Bank Robber
A Morbid Hairdresser
A Cultured Sheriff
A Pugnacious Lawyer
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A Forceful Comedian
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An Empty Psychiatrist
A Confident Screenwriter
A Personable Artist
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An Original Weaver
A Fearful Sniper
An Old Rabbi
An Easy Executioner
A Youthful Linguist
A Disillusioned Cheesemaker
An Experimental Model
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A Confidential Reporter
A Self-conscious Interior Designer
A Formal Knight
A Prejudiced Beggar
A Self-sufficent Guitarist
A Closed off Zookeeper
A Domineering Gladiator
A Tragic Marshal
A Superstitious Private Detective
A Considerate Linguist
A Sedentary Doctor
A Contemptible Poet
A Bold Editor
An Obnoxious Truck Driver
An Obsessive Screenwriter
A Handsome Knight
A Courageous Surgeon
A Gleeful Builder
A Magnanimous Composer
A Plodding Goatherd
A Dishonest Interrogator
A Vindictive Pirate
A Competitive Minister
A Dejected Sheriff
A Faithful Beekeeper
A Sympathetic Police Officer
A Lucky Stunt Double
A Tough Ventriloquist
A Treacherous Dictator
An Athletic Athlete
A Stern Scientist
A Courteous Torturer
An Uncaring Lifeguard
An Efficient Butcher
A Tearful Plumber
A Reliable Court Jester
An Insincere Cartoonist
A Blissful Professor
A Genuine Waiter
A Painstaking Bank Robber
A Greedy Burglar
A Free and Easy Zookeeper
An Impudent Diplomat
A Mournful Wizard
An Erratic Singer
A Predictable Guard
A Stiff Dressmaker
A Resentful Welder
A Patient DJ
A Gullible Cheesemaker
An Unstable Pickpocket
An Orderly Ventriloquist
A Satisfied Chief of Police
A Sympathetic Archer
An Aggressive Reporter
An Amused Mortician
An Observant Sniper
A Freewheeling Farmer
A Calculating Gravedigger
A Discreet Matador
A Deceptive Wizard
A Repugnant Private Detective
A Grim Cartoonist
A Suspicious Scientist
An Enthusiastic Swimmer
A Trembling Juggler
A Stupefied Nurse
A Winning Lawyer
A Selfish Ninja
A Ridiculous Pianist
A Trustworthy Matador
A Frisky Dancer
A Meddlesome Hypnotist
A Guileless Oracle
An Irresponsible Barista
A Brutal Saxophonist
An Unfathomable Scientist
A Wary Violinist
A Familial Barber
A Freewheeling Cook
A Wonderful Teacher
A Hopeful Physicist
A Hardy Mason
A Miserable Guru
An Empty Assassin
A Compulsive Painter
A Reactionary Bodyguard
An Experimental Pawnbroker
A Magnanimous Servant
A Formal DJ
An Uncomplaining Brewer
An Expedient Lifeguard
A Cowardly Actor
A Touchy Coach
An Unpredicatable Teacher
An Arbitrary Sleuth
A Reflective Taxidermist
A Blissful Stunt Double
An Authoritarian Flight Attendant
A Sweet Hunter
A Pessimistic Barber
A Funny Geologist
A Protective Accountant
A Fawning Janitor
An Unbelieving Swimmer
A Humorous Impersonator
A Crude Blacksmith
An Unpleasant Sheriff
A Confident Monk
A Complaining Publisher
A Possessive Architect
A Self-denying Archer
A Poor Shepherd
A Forthright Nurse
A Destructive Beggar
An Irreligious Lifeguard
An Adventurous Politician
A Phlegmatic Bodyguard
A Daring Paleontologist
An Angry Professor
An Efficient Security Guard
An Insincere Senator
An Artificial Imam
An Intent Fashion Designer
An Offended DJ
A Perfectionist Photographer
An Agonizing Drug Dealer
A Thievish Dentist
A Vulnerable Busker
An Obsessive Dressmaker
A Despairing Pilot
A Self-indulgent Dancer
An Unrestrained Scout
A Crude Scientist
An Exciting Guru
A Predatory Ditch Digger
A Neat Physicist
An Outrageous Marine
A Pompous Electrician
A Blissful Court Jester
A Fatalistic Shepherd
A Wishful Swordsmith
A Selfish Sailor
An Offhand Juggler
A Graceless Tailor
A Hypnotic Make-up Artist
An Obvious Lighthouse-keeper
An Amused Scientist
A Difficult Captain
An Energetic Flight Attendant
A Vivacious Professor
A Soft Sleuth
A Pessimistic Personal Trainer
A Frugal Director
A Dramatic Antique Dealer
An Unambitious Criminal
A Patient Cosmonaut
An Indignant Beggar
An Optimistic Receptionist
A Caring Sound Technician
A Mournful Bandit
A Laughing Weaver
A Humorous Chef
An Alienated Winemaker
An Agonizing Hunter
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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