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An Arrogant Taxidermist
A Joyous Wizard
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A Tasteless Exotic Dancer
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A Scheming Weaver
An Incensed Wedding Planner
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A Grim Hunter
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A Barbaric Gladiator
A Dependent Yak Herder
A Critical Busker
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An Interested Farmer
An Alone Florist
A Blissful Beautician
A Neglectful Architect
A Kind Social Worker
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A Courageous Mobster
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An Affectionate Exotic Dancer
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An Envious DJ
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A Disruptive Journalist
A Poor Drummer
A Winning Ambassador
A Reverential Chef
A Lustful Electrician
An Honorable Physicist
A Generous Choreographer
A Heroic Detective
A Placid Matador
An Obedient Cameraman
A Vacuous Navigator
A Spontaneous Sniper
A Disrespectful Pawnbroker
A Woeful Bishop
An Erratic Garbage Collector
A Childish Explorer
A Beautiful Firefighter
A Neat Fortune-teller
An Angry Herbalist
A Shortsighted Bricklayer
An Unappreciative Butler
An at Ease Truck Driver
An Ugly Gladiator
An Arbitrary Swimmer
A Bold Detective
A Hateful Historian
A Heartbroken Wizard
A Sober Dressmaker
A Suspicious Nurse
A Blissful Scout
An Alone Dancer
A Malicious Mathematician
A Mannered Innkeeper
A Hardworking Fashion Designer
A Calm Guard
A Pompous Impersonator
An Unambitious Dictator
An Innovative Undertaker
An Injured Torturer
A Playful Oracle
A Short Hypnotist
An Affectionate Bodyguard
A Scornful Bonecarver
An Extravagant Deputy
A Progressive Spy
An Enthusiastic Shepherd
A Disappointed Bishop
A Tormented Pirate
A Gracious Barber
A Compulsive Dictator
A Slow Meteorologist
An Insincere Servant
A Deceptive Composer
A Bewildered Student
A Nervous Locksmith
A Greedy Linguist
A Well-rounded Yodeler
A Provocative Captain
An Inert Beggar
A Restrained Dancer
A Contemptible Tax Collector
A Loyal Impersonator
A Realistic Manicurist
A Circumspect Gladiator
A Pathetic Journalist
An Inconsiderate Torturer
A Thievish Private Detective
An Inflamed Judge
A Careless Diver
A Worried Bishop
An Unhappy Swineherd
A Thorough Interpreter
A Fearful Surgeon
A Flexible Senator
An Airy Salesperson
An Inert Manicurist
A Prudent Gardener
An Inoffensive Florist
A Loyal Truck Driver
A Pathetic Gladiator
An Independent Terrorist
A High-spirited Navigator
An Egocentric Herbalist
A Fearful Beautician
A Bored Game Show Host
A Paternalistic Shoemaker
A Mannerless Barber
A Faithful Jailer
An Inert Pilot
An Original Sound Technician
An Incorruptible Diver
A Dogmatic Archer
A Barbaric Model
An Amazed Carver
A Lousy Boatbuilder
An Ordinary Geologist
A Reverential Conductor
A Caring Dentist
A Weary Fisher
An Uneasy Swimmer
A Chummy Zookeeper
An Ecstatic Bishop
A Hopeful Sheepshearer
A Willing Rat Catcher
An Aggressive Ninja
A Monstrous Fortune-teller
An Excitable Bank Robber
A Bizarre Philanthropist
A Principled Scientist
An Overimaginative Engineer
An Inquisitive Hunter
A Sad Bandit
A Perverse Taxidermist
A Smiling Ambassador
A Calculating Blacksmith
A Thankful Programmer
A Selfless Swimming Coach
A Reverential Veterinarian
An Abrupt Surgeon
An Agonizing Broker
A Conformist Sculptor
A Neat Impersonator
A Well-rounded Chimney-sweep
An Airy Guard
An Easily Discouraged Dentist
An Attractive Gladiator
An Idealistic Accountant
A Simple Doctor
An Irreverent Deputy
An Unpatriotic Blacksmith
A Stable Hairdresser
A Considerate Cook
A Satisfied Poet
A Regretful Technician
A Negativistic Executioner
A Decadent Winemaker
An Angry Surgeon
An Indignant Sage
A Fraudulent Waiter
A Jolly Model
A Humorous Social Worker
A Religious Shepherd
An Impatient Taxi-driver
An Erratic Fraudster
A Hypnotic Broker
A Passionate Clerk
A Powerless Flight Attendant
A Gentle Beautician
A Questioning Blacksmith
A Despairing Guru
A Bewildered Minister
A Sporting Carpenter
A Tidy Soldier
An Infatuated Writer
A Disappointed Technician
A Punctual Principal
A Profound Astronaut
An Intent Gladiator
A Sexy Assassin
A Reliable Comedian
A Skinny Sound Technician
A Tall Mechanic
A Secretive Doctor
A Liberated Professor
A Serene Stunt Double
An Admirable Radiologist
A Dogmatic Playwright
A Youthful Fortune-teller
A Pure Interrogator
An Uncaring Barber
A Conscientious Detective
A Weird Botanist
A Naive Paramedic
A Liberal Archer
A Benevolent Painter
A Jubilant Sound Technician
A Progressive Wizard
A Devoted Yak Herder
A Scornful Ventriloquist
An Educated Director
A Gentle Shipwright
An Offensive Athlete
An Emotional Hotelier
An Artificial Truck Driver
An Individualistic Taxidermist
A Soft Spelunker
A Lovely Peddlar
A Spontaneous Lighthouse-keeper
A Money-minded Farmer
A Possessive Student
A Friendly Hairdresser
A Beautiful Composer
A Sorrowful Manager
An Odd Miner
An Alienated Editor
A Troublesome Guitarist
A Vacuous Assassin
A Tidy Weaver
A Dependent Choreographer
A Jolly Publisher
A Guileless Minister
A Grim Wizard
A Sore Conductor
A Satisfied Lawyer
A Sensual Navigator
A Cheerful Percussionist
A Ticklish Pharmacist
A Leisurely Game Show Host
An Articulate Linguist
A Maternal Record Producer
A Sensitive Wedding Planner
A Good-natured Medic
A Tall Chauffeur
A Moody Captain
A Ridiculous Beekeeper
A Repugnant Deputy
A Stupefied DJ
A Brutal Yak Herder
An Opportunistic Interior Designer
A Terrible Matador
An Egocentric Guitarist
A Predatory Taxidermist
A Freewheeling Terrorist
An Excited Bandit
A Balanced Pianist
An Old Missionary
An Uncaring Dictator
A Melancholic Bartender
An Educated Assassin
A Humorous Security Guard
A Despicable Student
A Humiliated Paleontologist
A Nervous Drummer
A Formal Paramedic
A Faithful Veterinarian
A Charismatic Librarian
A Messy Busker
An Unsentimental Gate-keeper
A Leisurely Fashion Designer
A Dramatic Lawyer
A Playful Model
A Heartbroken Mathematician
A Lifeless Wedding Planner
A Driven Bank Robber
A Sulky Dogcatcher
A Glamorous Sniper
A Tender Meteorologist
A Difficult Butcher
A Strong Blacksmith
A Folksy Busker
An Interested Guitarist
A Political Bodyguard
A Restless Musician
An Impersonal DJ
A Hardy Sailor
An Inhibited Drummer
An One-dimensional Factory Worker
An Ambitious Waiter
A Dry Brewer
A Shy Shipwright
A Joyous Evangelist
A Despicable Hunter
An Unimaginative Physicist
A Discourteous Interior Designer
A Tasteful Wizard
An Obnoxious Model
A Ruined Boatbuilder
An Energetic Paleontologist
A Sarcastic Crook
A Satisfied Teacher
A Deceptive Blacksmith
A Willful Tailor
An Enervated Shaman
A Sordid Senator
A Useless Cab Driver
An Unappreciative Explorer
An Insecure Flight Attendant
A Trusting Busker
A Resentful Farmer
A Liberated Bandit
An Unsentimental Criminal
An Eager Ninja
A Relaxed Artist
An Ecstatic Paleontologist
An Angry Chemist
A Realistic Baker
A Physical Fisher
A Thankful Bartender
A Handsome Burglar
A Fashionable Chef
A Contemplative Archaeologist
A Placid Farmer
A Secretive Editor
A Vague Sleuth
A Perceptive Musician
A Cowardly Air Traffic Controller
An Invulnerable Tailor
An Inconsiderate Swimming Coach
An Articulate Torturer
An Injured DJ
A Compulsive Gravedigger
A Repentant Sailor
A Shrewd Clockmaker
A Pathetic Archaeologist
A Well-meaning Taxi-driver
A Confidential Impersonator
A Bold Guru
A Sanctimonious Rat Catcher
A Frivolous Chauffeur
An Easy Silversmith
An Open-minded Student
An Uncooperative Farmer
A Respectful Zookeeper
A Pedantic Pickpocket
A Liberated Architect
A Terrible Physicist
A Generous Surgeon
An Impractical Cartoonist
An Insightful Dentist
An Enraged Professor
An Attractive Sage
A Transparent Fishmonger
An Absentminded Locksmith
An at Ease Bank Robber
An Agreeable Plumber
A Confidential Detective
A Reserved Playwright
An Indecisive Editor
A Hurt Engineer
A Colorful Butler
A Stupid Lawyer
A Rational Exterminator
A Fascinated Hypnotist
A Negativistic Shepherd
An Unpredicatable Mechanic
A Principled Bandit
An Escapist Librarian
A Sharing Sleuth
A Panicked Chief of Police
A Confident Taxidermist
A Flamboyant Poet
An Offhand Architect
A Romantic Singer
A Predatory Assassin
A Jolly Tax Collector
A Victimized Archaeologist
A Frustrated Archer
A Woeful Paramedic
A Free and Easy Pilot
A Devious Dogcatcher
A Forgetful Cameraman
An Artificial Sculptor
A Superficial Bartender
A Steadfast Dictator
An Adventurous Nurse
A Forgiving Swimming Coach
A Mystical Physicist
A Regretful Magician
A Procrastinating Illustrator
An Exciting Impersonator
An Earthy Astronaut
A Discouraging Screenwriter
A Guilty Plumber
A Fashionable Torturer
An Inflamed Sniper
A Patient Beggar
An Easy Manager
An Attractive Wizard
A Discontented Soldier
A Fun-loving Detective
An Inconsiderate Ornithologist
A Dissonant Security Guard
An Emotional Poet
An Extravagant Singer
A Softheaded Medic
A Ruined Jailer
An Insightful Customs Officer
A Miserable Writer
A Heartbroken Mercenary
A Quirky Professor
A Resourceful Dentist
A Subjective Assassin
A Serious Criminal
A Transparent Doctor
An Offended Wizard
A Decadent Ditch Digger
A Lost Cosmonaut
A Well-rounded Bandit
A Childish Social Worker
An Amazed Writer
A Restrained Rat Catcher
A Glamorous DJ
A Vindictive Matador
A Glad Teacher
A Pathetic Librarian
An Uninhibited Tax Collector
A Hateful Mercenary
A Faithless Interior Designer
An Athletic Juggler
A Frightened Dentist
A Malicious Ninja
An Uneasy Shepherd
An Invulnerable Engineer
A Persuasive Coroner
A Clear-headed Mason
A Phlegmatic Doctor
A Cheating Plumber
A Guilty Guard
A Rustic Cook
An Impulsive Weaver
A Sloppy Taxi-driver
An Airy Psychiatrist
A Reactive Chemist
A Shaky Undertaker
A Thievish Beautician
An Idiosyncratic Barber
A Sensual Juggler
A Conservative Shoemaker
A Hostile Salesperson
A Compulsive Shop Assistant
A Sedentary Chef
An Anxious Gondolier
A Deep Hunter
A Lovely Game Show Host
A Rigid Explorer
A Pathetic Customs Officer
A Pleased Dogcatcher
An Interested Entrepreneur
An Assertive Real Estate Agent
A Sly Flight Attendant
A Destructive Barber
A Deceitful Chef
A Young Thief
An Agreeable Guide
An Unlucky Astronaut
An Appalled Model
An Impatient Exotic Dancer
A Negativistic Weaver
A Helpful Oracle
An Indifferent Spin Doctor
A Contemplative Webmaster
A Vivacious Coach
A Dissatisfied Coroner
An Infatuated Ninja
A Daring Optometrist
A Creative Bodyguard
A Dominating Ventriloquist
An at Ease Fishmonger
A Gallant Dogcatcher
A Dry Veterinarian
An Individualistic Receptionist
A Loving Zookeeper
An Unappreciative Police Officer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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