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A Laughing Judge
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A Strong Fortune-teller
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A Secretive Coach
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A Pompous Record Producer
An Eloquent Bank Robber
An Absentminded Construction Worker
A Barbaric Explorer
A Well-read Singer
A Hesitant Hairdresser
A Fatalistic Minister
A Dismayed Farmer
A Discouraging Marine
A Crazy Photographer
A Conceited Clown
An Adventurous Welder
A Grand Goldsmith
A Lost Bricklayer
An Original Chef
A Determined Beautician
A Selfish Chemist
A Power-hungry Burglar
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A Demanding Nanny
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A Tolerant Optometrist
A Distrustful Tailor
An Optimistic Technician
An Irreligious Fisher
A Generous Drug Dealer
A Fatalistic Shop Assistant
An Easy Teacher
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A Conscientious Barber
A Freewheeling Flight Attendant
A Passionate Security Guard
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A Rowdy Shipwright
A Modern Hotelier
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A Morbid Busker
A Keen Model
A Positive Saxophonist
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A Popular Baker
An Independent Nurse
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An Amazing Shaman
An Impersonal Translator
A Heartbroken Botanist
A Punctual Composer
An Extravagant Farmer
A Worried Swimmer
An Emotional Manager
An Educated Ninja
An Opportunistic Taxi-driver
A Compassionate Programmer
A Predatory Publisher
A Lousy Firefighter
A Superficial Technician
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A Smiling Guard
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A Puritanical Meteorologist
A Dogmatic Herbalist
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A Rejected Pirate
A Decisive Brewer
A Possessive Psychiatrist
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A Wishful Jeweler
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An Injured Criminal
A Private Florist
A Quiet Sailor
A Short Air Traffic Controller
A Glad Lifeguard
A Friendly Nurse
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A Worked Up Flight Attendant
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A Joyous Illustrator
An Irritated Deputy
A Quirky Judge
A Folksy Dictator
A Fawning Juggler
A Pessimistic Terrorist
A Steely Spy
A Debonair Police Officer
An Inspired Hunter
A Strict Chef
A Complex Dancer
A Sly Fashion Designer
A Sharing Doctor
A Self-conscious Drug Dealer
A Tasteless Dietician
A Panicked Fortune-teller
A Pretentious Beekeeper
A Dutiful Juggler
An Envious Cook
A High-handed Police Officer
A Blunt Hypnotist
A Playful Taxi-driver
A Rigid Builder
A Sentimental Swordsmith
A Grief Pastor
A Tender Taxidermist
A Wise Dictator
An Upset Psychiatrist
A Proud Mathematician
A Serious Navigator
A Fun-loving Ninja
A Solitary Butler
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A Childish Zookeeper
A Sure Cheesemaker
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An Uncharitable Court Jester
A Bored Executioner
An Unpatriotic Exotic Dancer
An Infuriated Inventor
A Big-thinking Pickpocket
A Closed off Firefighter
An Expedient Air Traffic Controller
A Formal Dietician
A Crying Baker
An Enigmatic Dentist
An Outrageous Record Producer
An Efficient Silversmith
A Well-rounded Surgeon
A Glad Nurse
A Sorrowful Accountant
A Passionate Dancer
A Contemptible Barista
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