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A Sordid Drummer
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A Destructive Police Officer
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A Slow Private Detective
An Irritated Truck Driver
A Moody Executioner
A Grand Stonecutter
An Optimistic Cook
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An Invisible Bandit
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A Gallant Sculptor
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An Old Mayor
A Magnanimous Impersonator
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A Charismatic Artist
A Scholarly Gate-keeper
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An Indignant Cheesemaker
A Criminal Factory Worker
A Quirky Priest
A Delicate Doctor
A Grieved Rabbi
A Pure DJ
A Cold Construction Worker
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An Irreverent Chef
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An Encouraged Bishop
An Innovative Busker
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A Stoic Surgeon
A Willful Marshal
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A Sexy Marine
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A Grief Mechanic
A Demanding Florist
A Grim Factory Worker
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An at Ease Carpenter
A Paralyzed Lawyer
An Organized Fisher
An Intelligent Pirate
A Political Animal Trainer
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A Self-reliant Mayor
An Invisible Farmer
An Assertive Translator
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A Magnanimous Magistrate
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A Suspicious Physicist
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A Trusting Wizard
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A Contradictory Translator
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A Miserable Shepherd
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A Superficial Cameraman
An Inconsiderate Factory Worker
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An Enigmatic Technician
An Objective Screenwriter
A Peaceful Firefighter
A Skinny Taxidermist
An Efficient Cab Driver
A Self-conscious Goatherd
A Paralyzed Fisher
A Hefty Student
A Courteous Dictator
An Intrigued Torturer
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A Helpful Mayor
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A Merry Criminal
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A Loyal Hairdresser
A Rejected Guitarist
An Artificial Monk
An Enthusiastic Architect
A Weary Private Detective
A Neglectful Inventor
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An Extreme Mercenary
A Dejected Captain
A Quirky Spy
A Depressed Record Producer
A Delicate Burglar
A Vindictive Sculptor
A Lifeless Doctor
A Perfectionist Minister
A Simple Greengrocer
A Self-indulgent Fishmonger
A Forceful Hypnotist
A Cross Pilot
An Outrageous Beautician
A Beautiful Janitor
An Invisible Poet
A Laughing Fashion Designer
A Narcissistic Scout
An Intuitive Playwright
A Blunt Explorer
A Solitary Pickpocket
A Passive Plumber
A Mellow Detective
A Self-critical Carpenter
A Mature Chief of Police
A Tense Bartender
A Disrespectful Game Show Host
An Amusing Dentist
An Inspired Biologist
A Graceless Courier
A Willful Deputy
A Funky Veterinarian
A Vague Violinist
A Conformist Teacher
A Detestable Shaman
A Paralyzed Sheepshearer
A Bitter Carver
An Amazed Matador
A Liberated Ornithologist
A Thorough Chicken Sexer
A Maternal Drug Dealer
An Impudent Detective
A Discouraged Sailor
An Opportunistic Botanist
A Mechanical Dancer
An Inhibited Plumber
An Eager Chauffeur
A Fanciful Police Officer
A Gloomy Doctor
A Punctual Flight Attendant
A Rejected Screenwriter
An Indifferent Clown
A Disappointed Spy
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An Infatuated Sound Technician
An Envious Taxidermist
A Wise Cosmonaut
A Tenacious Writer
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An Outspoken Photographer
A Dynamic Referee
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An Irritable Mobster
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A Useless Goatherd
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A Decadent Cheesemaker
An Elated Priest
A Playful Terrorist
An Enervated Fashion Designer
A Ticklish Marshal
An Argumentative Manager
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A Personable Game Show Host
A Captivating Pilot
A Charming Firefighter
A Sadistic Scientist
A Tender Deputy
A Weird Knight
A Big-thinking Blacksmith
A Hefty Guard
A Lazy Archer
A Mechanical Violinist
A Liberated Winemaker
A Noncompetitive Architect
An Unpatriotic Court Jester
A Happy Translator
An Appreciative Drug Dealer
A Complex Dictator
A Stubborn Juggler
A Sophisticated Engineer
A Threatened Private Detective
A Serious Spy
A High-handed Tattooist
A Reverential Drummer
A Strict Pickpocket
An Unpleasant Sound Technician
An Observant Botanist
An Elegant Archer
A Noncompetitive Oracle
A Self-reliant Cook
A Principled Air Traffic Controller
A Blunt Lawyer
A Power-hungry Wizard
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A Delicate Professor
An Aimless Soldier
An Exciting Plumber
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A Bright Sound Technician
An Agreeable Weaver
A Helpless Fisher
A Mannerless Chef
A Fickle Pharmacist
An Argumentative Athlete
A Tough Hunter
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A Disciplined Real Estate Agent
A Maternal Drummer
An Aggressive Greengrocer
A Frightened Guru
A Poor Dictator
A Frivolous Secretary
A Timid Photographer
A Superficial Security Guard
A Trusting Pickpocket
An Opportunistic Paramedic
A Fun-loving Mayor
A Cowardly Assassin
A Sordid Hairdresser
An Elated Dancer
A Content Captain
A Bold Taxi-driver
A Formal Matador
A Worried Explorer
A Weird Illustrator
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A Dissatisfied Cameraman
An Orderly Mechanic
A Sensual Gravedigger
A Tactless Butler
A Neutral Reporter
A Pure Artist
A Fascinated Tattooist
A Friendly Guard
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A Repugnant Medic
A Fiery Criminal
A Weird Spy
A Messy Geologist
A Young Interpreter
An Extravagant Juggler
A Hopeful Pharmacist
An Impressive Game Show Host
A Formal Composer
A Wronged Barber
An Indifferent Nurse
A Courageous Mechanic
An Opportunistic Surgeon
A Mellow Mobster
A Progressive Pastor
A Contradictory Engineer
A Moody Coach
A Pompous Architect
A Liberated Truck Driver
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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