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An Intense Goldsmith
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A Soft Sailor
A Forthright Composer
A Weary Guitarist
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A Reassured Manager
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An Irritated Ninja
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A Hateful Marshal
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An Oppressed Pianist
A Destructive Dentist
A Fashionable Burglar
An Enigmatic Navigator
An Observant Guard
An Efficient Missionary
A Distracted Fisher
An Insensitive Taxi-driver
A Generous Clown
A Chummy Thief
A Sordid Tattooist
A Paternalistic Lifeguard
A Rational Sniper
An Amusing Magistrate
A Mannerless Engineer
A Formal Pickpocket
A Boisterous Poet
An Offhand Firefighter
A Stylish Truck Driver
An Organized Director
An Infatuated Broker
A Balanced Bank Robber
A Contradictory Librarian
A Relaxed Assassin
A Forgetful Stonecutter
An Amazing Pharmacist
An Infuriated Plumber
A Subjective Sleuth
An Ambitious Clerk
A Neglectful Guru
A Liberated Beggar
An Impersonal Garbage Collector
A Patriotic Entertainer
A Dominating Gardener
A Fixed Cartoonist
An Obvious Archer
A Poor Cheesemaker
A Frustrated Magician
A Despicable Security Guard
An Abrasive Director
An Unbelieving Construction Worker
A Smiling Printer
A Timid Journalist
A Methodical Marine
An Insulting Detective
A Perplexed Trapper
A Fawning Paramedic
An Amazed Thief
A Playful Sleuth
An Inflamed Personal Trainer
A Gloomy Philanthropist
A Popular Lawyer
A Courageous Monk
A Pure Merchant
A Hefty Tax Collector
An Indecisive Court Jester
A Selfless Sailor
A Confident Police Officer
A Subjective Inventor
A Careless Sheepshearer
A Stiff Archer
An Agonized Bank Robber
An Oppressed Artist
A Pompous Guide
An Unsure Mechanic
A Brittle Spy
A Profound Torturer
A Dreamy Senator
A Lovable Juggler
A Shrewd Computer Programmer
A Solitary Matador
A Responsive Criminal
A Lustful Air Traffic Controller
A Despairing Pawnbroker
A Venomous Cook
A Sore Manicurist
A Liberal Firefighter
A Rigid Police Officer
A Complacent Journalist
A Greedy Magician
A Paternalistic Butcher
A Self-denying Salesperson
A Fanatical Torturer
A Nosy Chimney-sweep
A Hard Working Private Detective
An Open-minded Taxidermist
A Dull Cosmonaut
A Critical Reporter
A Cheerful Thief
A Quiet Gondolier
A Vacuous Sniper
An Uncomplaining Taxi-driver
A Boisterous Artist
An Antisocial Drug Dealer
An Energetic Geologist
An Incensed Electrician
A Snoopy Gravedigger
An Admirable Ninja
A Skinny Innkeeper
A Relaxed Dictator
A Provocative Writer
A Fun-loving Poet
A Mistaken Locksmith
A Sarcastic Sound Technician
A Disconcerting Merchant
An Ordinary Linguist
A Fickle Waiter
A Monstrous Criminal
A Cantakerous Sniper
An Observant Deputy
A Selfless Captain
A Dry Jockey
A Lovely Greengrocer
An Inhibited Photographer
A Skinny Herald
A Troublesome Fashion Designer
A Physical Gate-keeper
A Tortured Entrepreneur
An Anxious Dictator
An Admirable Terrorist
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An Oppressed Evangelist
A Careless Baker
A Disillusioned Swordsmith
A Bold Stonecutter
A Reassured Nurse
A Lonely Dogcatcher
A Petty Tax Collector
A Mystical Senator
A Possessive Welder
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A Crass Pirate
A Dedicated Air Traffic Controller
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An Independent Cook
An Uncaring Writer
A Stern Mercenary
A Benevolent Tailor
A Balanced Psychiatrist
An Agonized Dentist
A Dogmatic Shepherd
A Bland Executioner
An Outrageous Sleuth
A Closed off Merchant
A Forceful Hunter
A Hard Working Court Jester
A High-spirited Mathematician
A Weak Teacher
A Guilty Flight Attendant
A Self-conscious Park Ranger
A Devious Ninja
A Resourceful Matador
A Ravenous Mayor
A Sedentary Make-up Artist
A Thorough Bricklayer
A Fraudulent Hypnotist
A Hesitant Explorer
A Sharing Archer
A Studious Fraudster
An Irritated Principal
A Suave Hotelier
A Vulnerable Deputy
A Tasteless Astronaut
A Lovable Pirate
A Rigid Tailor
A Forgiving Meteorologist
A Phlegmatic Bricklayer
A Lost Fashion Designer
A Self-conscious Sheepshearer
A Tense Matador
A Dissatisfied Biologist
A Weak-willed Marshal
An Enthusiastic Hunter
A Lustful Dentist
A Rowdy Photographer
An Easy Rabbi
A Provoked Spy
An Engrossed Messenger
An Athletic Wizard
A Selfless Chief of Police
A Disturbing Burglar
A Tidy Fortune-teller
An Uncaring Veterinarian
A Strong-willed Shaman
A Confidential Mayor
A Cruel Teacher
A Closed off Flight Attendant
A Lovely Cook
An Obsessive Ornithologist
A Self-critical Dictator
A Winning Beekeeper
An Eloquent Undertaker
A Driven Police Officer
A Positive Ninja
An Egocentric Architect
An Unhappy Boatbuilder
A Tormented Ventriloquist
A Funny Paramedic
A Disinterested Stunt Double
A Dedicated Manicurist
A Hardy Janitor
A Comfortable Chef
A Narcissistic Guitarist
A Subtle Beekeeper
A Crying Captain
A Tolerant Entrepreneur
A Determined Spy
An Uneasy Mercenary
A Hardworking Florist
A Gallant Professor
A Profound Accountant
A Generous Sailor
A Fatalistic Gravedigger
A Religious Interior Designer
An Adventurous Cartoonist
A Private Mobster
A Mechanical Artist
A Narrow-minded Webmaster
A Guileless Cameraman
A Punctual Beekeeper
An Empty Student
A Bitter Waiter
A Restrained Construction Worker
A Vindictive Brewer
A Touchy Poet
A Confidential Director
A Big-thinking Painter
A Wealthy Lawyer
A Healthy Garbage Collector
An Incorruptible Personal Trainer
An Irresponsible Carpenter
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A Blunt Barber
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A Silly Salesperson
A Cruel Butcher
An Uncooperative Beekeeper
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A Frugal Drummer
A Miserable Composer
An Unhappy Greengrocer
An Insecure Dogcatcher
An Irritated Detective
A Fraudulent Bank Robber
An Adventurous Winemaker
A Disciplined Cook
An Irresponsible Goatherd
A Ticklish Guide
A Deep Ninja
An Uncertain Barber
A Principled Monk
An Invisible Webmaster
A Smiling Mechanic
A Miserable Chauffeur
A Guilty Firefighter
An Easy Tax Collector
An Indecisive Burglar
A Coarse Hunter
A Repentant Matador
An Old Dentist
A Suspicious Composer
An Uncomplaining Assassin
A Fashionable Taxidermist
A Preoccupied Cook
An Assertive Pilot
An Expedient Spy
An Unimaginative Inventor
A Content Tax Collector
A Forgetful Burglar
A Liberal Pastor
A Contemplative Fashion Designer
A Fixed Physician
A Political Butcher
A Religious Janitor
A Trembling Coach
A Softheaded Winemaker
An Intrigued Torturer
A Reserved Captain
A Thankful Interrogator
A Gullible Lawyer
An Unsentimental Soldier
A Well-meaning Actor
A Worked Up Stonecutter
A Dejected Scientist
A Ridiculous Drug Dealer
A Ready Greengrocer
A Lying Composer
A Decisive Screenwriter
A Fascinated Navigator
A Narcissistic Librarian
An Exciting Gravedigger
A Meddlesome Cobbler
A Lovable Hotelier
A Cantakerous Executioner
A Repugnant Scout
A Disappointed Writer
A Depressed Shipwright
A Youthful Chef
A Completely Normal Surgeon
A Weak-willed Plumber
A Cynical Florist
A Hurt Entertainer
A Discourteous Illustrator
A Disorganized Secretary
An Irreverent Athlete
A Haughty Fashion Designer
A Blunt Baker
A Bitter DJ
A Handsome Ditch Digger
A Despicable Chemist
A Foolish Welder
An Offensive Mobster
An Open-minded Archer
A Single-minded Farmer
A Flexible Singer
A Short Dictator
An Impulsive Herbalist
A Conscientious Teacher
An Indifferent Exotic Dancer
An Affectionate Clockmaker
An Amused Judge
A Desolate Security Guard
A Modern Candlemaker
A Solemn Printer
A Sentimental Executioner
A Careless Dentist
A Shy Bishop
A Ravenous Shepherd
A Hefty Busker
A Precise Technician
A Timid Teacher
An Optimistic Professor
A Discreet Crook
A Predictable Priest
A Rowdy Captain
A Dreamy Game Show Host
An Irresponsible Sheriff
A Sensual Violinist
A Freewheeling Lifeguard
A Noncommittal Goatherd
An Ashamed Interior Designer
A High-spirited Barista
A Pleased Dressmaker
A Shy Fisher
An Uneasy Coach
An Energetic Swordsmith
A Weak Dogcatcher
A Short Boatbuilder
A Fawning Sniper
An Alert Thief
A Dynamic Butler
A Peaceful Lifeguard
A Fuming Crook
An Escapist Pirate
A Grand Construction Worker
An Incapable Psychiatrist
A Hesitant Chief of Police
An Unprincipled DJ
A Gentle Criminal
A Ravenous Butcher
An Indecisive Rabbi
A Tough Record Producer
A Satisfied Chimney-sweep
An Enraged Artist
A Blissful Chicken Sexer
A Disorganized Explorer
A Deceitful Drug Dealer
A Heartbroken Detective
A Steady Florist
A Reflective Shaman
A Neglectful Jeweler
A Strict Busker
A Discouraged Scientist
An Eloquent Wizard
A Confused Radiologist
A Disturbing Beekeeper
An Artificial Pickpocket
An Incensed Sniper
A Surprising Drummer
A Conventional Saxophonist
A Circumspect Nurse
A Weak Jockey
A Shortsighted Dressmaker
A Hardy Nanny
A Festive Violinist
A Repugnant Waiter
A Prudent Goldsmith
A Puritanical Firefighter
An Unpatriotic Bandit
An Elated Torturer
A Cheerful Botanist
A Ruined Game Show Host
A Greedy Graphic Artist
A Sedentary Magician
An Important Ventriloquist
A Whimsical Painter
A Faithful Magistrate
A Passive Dancer
A Rejected Model
A Deceitful Jockey
A Reflective Coach
An Effeminate Hotelier
A Complex Beautician
A Well-meaning Swimmer
An Artful Hypnotist
A Busy Technician
A High-spirited Jailer
A Critical Diplomat
An Indecisive Gondolier
A Helpless Captain
A Moody Builder
A Hurried Firefighter
A Repentant Blacksmith
A Popular Gladiator
An Easy Surgeon
A Tough Doctor
A Reliable Taxidermist
A Tender Imam
A Practical Geologist
A Hardworking Dogcatcher
A Beautiful Poet
A Ruined Taxi-driver
A Charmless Missionary
A Domineering Matador
A Stoic Computer Programmer
An Offended Tailor
A Warm Thief
An Idealistic Beggar
A Short Assassin
An Arrogant Marine
A Familial Painter
An Aggressive Gate-keeper
A Noncompetitive Cook
A Threatened Drummer
An Indecisive Sheriff
A Cultured Shaman
A Self-reliant Boatbuilder
An Arbitrary Zookeeper
A Hidebound Librarian
A Weary Game Show Host
A Brave Thief
An Aloof Peddlar
A Businesslike Chef
A Childish Missionary
An Annoyed Guitarist
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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