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A Logical Police Officer
A High-handed Tax Collector
A Desolate Paleontologist
A Frisky Zookeeper
A Crass Undertaker
An Enigmatic Exotic Dancer
An Insecure Playwright
An Unhealthy Court Jester
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A Sweaty Writer
A Pugnacious Minister
A Clear-headed Shepherd
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A Sober Sheepshearer
An Indulgent Wizard
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A Charming Sniper
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A Brittle Pianist
A Driven Guide
A Tragic Screenwriter
An Upset Animal Trainer
A Sharing Pilot
A Muddle-headed Coach
A Genuine Beekeeper
A Generous Janitor
A Focused Private Detective
A Happy Cartoonist
A Powerless Burglar
An Engrossed Senator
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An Appalled Explorer
A Warm Rabbi
A Discouraged Surgeon
A Balanced Sheriff
A Practical Meteorologist
A Fearful Violinist
An Intuitive Physicist
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A False Barber
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A Cantakerous Crook
A Tender Model
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An Elated Cameraman
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A Desolate Paramedic
A Cultured Engineer
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A Sensual Burglar
A Brave Priest
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A Dreamy Meteorologist
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A Crazy Cheesemaker
A High-minded Soldier
A Familial Baker
An Assertive Barista
A Loyal Guru
An Old-fashioned Sheepshearer
A Fixed Linguist
An Unfriendly Detective
A Self-sufficent Coroner
A Thankful Lifeguard
A Neurotic Philanthropist
A Monstrous Beekeeper
A Rowdy Undertaker
A Well-meaning Swimmer
A Faithful Jeweler
An Idealistic Model
A Sloppy Paramedic
A Humble Beggar
A Gracious Scout
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An Aloof Bandit
A Threatened Brewer
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A Conventional Antique Dealer
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A Hostile Ventriloquist
A Casual Archaeologist
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A Freewheeling Truck Driver
A Bland Spy
A Shrewd Sheriff
A Paternalistic Librarian
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A Charmless Drug Dealer
An Unrestrained Artist
A Cantakerous Matador
A Solitary Knight
A Charismatic Court Jester
An Easily Discouraged Courier
A Hefty Dentist
A Romantic Illustrator
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A Deceitful Painter
A Softheaded Merchant
A Stiff Impersonator
A Benevolent Monk
An Unfriendly Taxidermist
A Serene Tax Collector
An Obedient Hypnotist
A Scrupulous Court Jester
An Uncomplaining Drummer
A Shallow Criminal
A Ready Trapper
An Attractive Burglar
An Interested Messenger
A Liberated Bodyguard
A Beautiful Spy
A Colorful Psychiatrist
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A Despairing Nurse
A Private Pickpocket
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A Fatigued Bishop
A Short Archer
An Indecisive Magician
A Glamorous Interior Designer
A Rational Butler
A Maternal Park Ranger
A Lucky Matador
A Puritanical Servant
A Callous Cheesemaker
An Unpleasant Violinist
A Popular Photographer
A Perfectionist Guru
An Empty Executioner
An Eloquent Dentist
A Disloyal Farmer
A Prejudiced Psychiatrist
A Sanctimonious Welder
An Ordinary Referee
A Fiery Entertainer
A Domineering Magician
An Interested Scout
A Ravenous Chauffeur
A Religious Artist
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