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A Physical Captain
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A Stern Marine
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A Willful Knight
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A Well-rounded Lifeguard
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A Progressive Geologist
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An Intrigued Plumber
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An Irritable Fisher
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A Sexy Soldier
A Frightening Butler
A Fun-loving Hunter
A Meticulous DJ
A False Impersonator
An Annoyed Drummer
A Mellow Peddlar
A Delicate Model
A Conscientious Detective
A Completely Normal Psychiatrist
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An Earthy Gondolier
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A Unique Bodyguard
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A Disorderly Coach
An Inquisitive Explorer
A Weird Mason
A Hardy Doctor
A Questioning Lifeguard
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A Naive Optometrist
A Hearty Spy
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A Hedonistic Jeweler
A Brave Firefighter
A Wise Wizard
A Money-minded Herald
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A Pathetic Merchant
An Expedient Taxidermist
A Silly Interior Designer
A Modest Clown
An Impatient Sheriff
A Jolly Janitor
An Ashamed Oracle
A Haughty Plumber
A Fashionable Spy
A Cold Gondolier
A Decadent Cook
A Free and Easy Stonecutter
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A Heroic Detective
A Lazy Inventor
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A Solemn Graphic Artist
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A Presumptuous Electrician
A Neurotic Garbage Collector
An Adventurous Weaver
A Sophisticated Cartoonist
A Gentle Spy
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A Calculating Beautician
A Complaining Blacksmith
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A Fanatical Artist
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A Sociable Bodyguard
A Mealymouthed Court Jester
A Sure Entrepreneur
A Ticklish Goatherd
An Obedient Ornithologist
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A Helpful Miner
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A Slow Bodyguard
A Decisive Medic
A Faithless Juggler
A Procrastinating Accountant
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A Frivolous Pastor
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A Dominating Mobster
A Humorous Stonecutter
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A Joyous Sound Technician
A Brave Chemist
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An Obnoxious Builder
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A Studious Taxidermist
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A Benevolent Ninja
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A Sure Coach
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An Amusing Torturer
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A Sloppy Teacher
A Bold Artist
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A Thoughtless Burglar
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A Conceited Lawyer
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A Lovely Programmer
A Misguided Lighthouse-keeper
An Embarrassed Cameraman
A Strong Construction Worker
A Gleeful Gladiator
A Negativistic Student
A Clumsy Messenger
A Doubtful Juggler
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A Frightening Geologist
A Spontaneous Taxi-driver
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A Passionate Fortune-teller
An Original Busker
A Resourceful Gravedigger
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An Infatuated Student
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A Devoted Firefighter
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A Concerned Surgeon
A Disloyal Bank Robber
A High-minded Zookeeper
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A Cheating Guard
A Vacuous Bricklayer
An Expedient Thief
An Outrageous Senator
A Gloomy Writer
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A Paternalistic Chef
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A Reactive Lawyer
A Sensual Medic
A Blunt Astronaut
A Crass Gardener
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A Vacuous Fortune-teller
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An Offensive Busker
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A Tasteless Shepherd
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A Pugnacious Matador
A Deceptive Radiologist
An Energetic Photographer
A Positive Chicken Sexer
A Complaining Candlemaker
A Smiling Real Estate Agent
A Venomous Bartender
A Self-conscious Janitor
An Adventurous Cartoonist
A Sensual Impersonator
An Outspoken Beautician
A Warm Pilot
A Malicious Lifeguard
A Grieved Governor
A Beautiful Farmer
A Relaxed Game Show Host
A Bizarre Swineherd
A Faithless Oracle
A Persuasive Actor
A Physical Marine
A Tense Soldier
A Flamboyant Diver
A Principled Graphic Artist
A Barbaric Bonecarver
A Tall Bank Robber
A Bitter Tailor
A Wise Sniper
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A Tasteful Painter
A Dignified Mayor
A Petty Shipwright
A Touchy Locksmith
A Sore Senator
An Old Sleuth
A Charming Burglar
A Tortured Explorer
A Reverential Wizard
A Pretentious Flight Attendant
A Festive Blacksmith
A Stable Shop Assistant
A Practical Surgeon
An Alienated Hairdresser
An Unprincipled Mason
An Embarrassed Manicurist
A Faithless Construction Worker
A Brittle Innkeeper
A Ticklish Terrorist
A Humorous Mobster
A Closed off Pianist
A Morbid Carpenter
A Smiling Gladiator
A Realistic Butler
A Businesslike Welder
A Funky Brewer
A Grand Shaman
An Affectionate Jeweler
A Stern Musician
A Political Cartoonist
An Enervated Psychiatrist
A Charmless Sniper
A Critical Busker
A Zany Court Jester
A Sensual Wizard
A Stubborn Lighthouse-keeper
A Grim Philanthropist
A Sophisticated Mathematician
A Crying Lumberjack
A Hardworking Watchmaker
A Joyous Fortune-teller
A Willful Innkeeper
A Considerate Programmer
An Unlucky Butcher
A Scrupulous Professor
A Reliable Assassin
A Melancholic Firefighter
An Experimental Surgeon
An Ordinary Blacksmith
A Solemn Matador
A Neglectful Servant
An Uneasy Welder
A Folksy Magician
A Timid Electrician
A Clumsy Merchant
A Hardworking Clerk
A Discontented Bricklayer
A Fickle Beekeeper
A Nervous Senator
A Protective Crook
A Silly Butcher
A Placid Private Detective
A Tortured Missionary
A Fanatical Mayor
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A Curious Carpenter
An Abrasive Factory Worker
A Closed off Mortician
A Unique Broker
A Suave Sleuth
An Invulnerable Carver
A Bewildered Chief of Police
A Sedentary Record Producer
An Indulgent Guitarist
An Observant Stonecutter
A Scornful Zookeeper
A Sordid Construction Worker
A Disturbing Linguist
A Serious Priest
An Irritable Mobster
A Contradictory Sniper
An Unlovable Swineherd
An Effeminate Hairdresser
A Money-minded Criminal
A High-spirited Doctor
A Gloomy Exotic Dancer
An Alone Boatbuilder
An Intolerant Herald
A Spirited Sleuth
A Tenacious Air Traffic Controller
A Tearful Pilot
A Modest Accountant
A Powerless Captain
A Trendy Paleontologist
An Imaginative Weaver
An Annoyed Pianist
A Wealthy Rabbi
A Healthy Assassin
A Captivating Blacksmith
An Angry Radiologist
A Beautiful Locksmith
A Domineering Sheepshearer
A Sensual Botanist
A Transparent Mechanic
A Threatened Peddlar
A Solitary Sniper
An Inspired Director
A Delighted Exterminator
An Oppressed Scientist
A Hostile Printer
An Unambitious Builder
A Patriotic Boatbuilder
A Panicked Astronaut
A Well-meaning Explorer
A Tactless Principal
A Funny Brewer
A Satisfied Sage
A Pugnacious Silversmith
A Genuine Fraudster
A Soft Pilot
An Impulsive Chef
A Touchy Construction Worker
A Kind Terrorist
A Noncommittal Soldier
A High-spirited Herbalist
An Unsentimental Bank Robber
A Snoopy Clown
A Cultured Spin Doctor
A Confused Fortune-teller
A Superstitious Radiologist
An Abrasive Cameraman
A Hidebound Student
A Festive Chemist
A Fraudulent Coach
A Hypnotic Explorer
An Indignant Assassin
A Soft Imam
A Methodical Scout
A Naive Painter
A Charmless Butcher
An Obedient Diver
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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