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A Restless Gate-keeper
A Vacuous Archer
A Conscientious Lifeguard
A Mystical Magician
A Hard Working Security Guard
A Vivacious Fisher
A Disturbing Hairdresser
An Amiable Bank Robber
An Irresponsible Politician
A Conciliatory Butcher
A Private Marine
A Hedonistic Botanist
An Inferior Blacksmith
A Pleased Fortune-teller
An Aloof Dogcatcher
A Rigid Nurse
An Observant Drug Dealer
An Understanding Surgeon
A Frightening Undertaker
A Perverse Silversmith
A Phlegmatic Park Ranger
A Gullible Record Producer
An Organized Butcher
A Trustworthy Bandit
A Compassionate Guitarist
A Repressed Criminal
A Hesitant Zookeeper
An Astigmatic Computer Programmer
A Cold Taxidermist
A Noncommittal Jeweler
A Subtle Pilot
A Hurt Teacher
A Scheming Barber
An Agreeable Model
An Honest Biologist
A Conformist Spin Doctor
A Lustful Clerk
An Objective Chemist
A Relaxed Chauffeur
A Funky Monk
A Fanatical Fraudster
A Quaking Messenger
An Enervated Beekeeper
An Apathetic Salesperson
A Self-indulgent Astronaut
An Aggressive Gravedigger
A Practical Poet
An Important Soldier
A Domineering Author
A Fun-loving Singer
An Agonized Butcher
An Incorruptible Courier
A Discontented Florist
A Flexible Nurse
An Invisible Sleuth
An Athletic Composer
An Energetic Pawnbroker
A Leisurely Firefighter
A Sad Physicist
A Charmless Ninja
A Fatigued Garbage Collector
A Provocative Paleontologist
A Self-sufficent Printer
A Tough Beekeeper
A Tortured Animal Trainer
A Friendly Sage
An Easily Discouraged Hunter
A Discourteous Chimney-sweep
A Forceful Chief of Police
An Offended Fortune-teller
A Brilliant Captain
A Hefty Construction Worker
A Steadfast Shaman
A Shrewd Deputy
A Difficult Surgeon
A Stable Pianist
A Crafty Mortician
A Disillusioned Messenger
A Groovy Knight
A Graceless Dentist
An Overjoyed Priest
A Paralyzed Butcher
A Wealthy Broker
A Studious Ninja
A Strong-willed Construction Worker
An Impudent Jailer
A Subjective Firefighter
A Disciplined Assassin
A Cooperative Burglar
An Amoral Detective
A Courageous Shepherd
A Meticulous Farmer
A Transparent Watchmaker
A Hesitant Manicurist
A Negativistic Architect
A Simple Brewer
A Noncommittal Principal
A Fawning Choreographer
A Fearful Lumberjack
A Cerebral Park Ranger
A Possessive Burglar
An Ashamed Stunt Double
A Distressed Deputy
A Funky Private Detective
A Political Torturer
A Worked Up Pickpocket
A Devious Explorer
A Scheming Percussionist
An Agreeable Director
An Egocentric Writer
An Unlucky DJ
A Flamboyant Police Officer
A Surprised Butcher
A Gloomy Choreographer
A Paranoid Captain
A Suave Historian
An Argumentative Sheriff
A Dogmatic Archaeologist
A Religious Referee
A Destructive Actor
A Difficult Meteorologist
A Rustic Publisher
A Sulky Governor
An Artful Flight Attendant
A Cross Chemist
A Callous Interior Designer
A Rational Pianist
A Surprised Screenwriter
A Contemplative Bishop
A Certain Banker
A Hard Working Cheesemaker
An Eloquent Crook
A Relaxed Shoemaker
A Fanciful Construction Worker
A Frightened Entertainer
A Familial Baker
An Energetic Physician
An Enigmatic Guard
A Negativistic Thief
A Meticulous Terrorist
An Honest Bandit
A Stern Swineherd
A Captivating Guru
An Understanding Gardener
A Distracted Nurse
An Aggressive Clown
A Hidebound Make-up Artist
An Obnoxious Secretary
A Pedantic Innkeeper
A Hurried Spin Doctor
A Self-conscious Torturer
A Messy Sheriff
An Orderly Fortune-teller
An Unrestrained Fashion Designer
A Contradictory Impersonator
A Political Chief of Police
A Forthright Cameraman
A Bland Shaman
A Hungry Dictator
An Indulgent Lawyer
A Relaxed Pianist
An Irresponsible Broker
A Dedicated Garbage Collector
An Impersonal Sage
An Incorruptible Publisher
An Intent Builder
A Sober Manager
An Antisocial Plumber
A Discouraged Archer
A Miserable Jockey
A Clean Antique Dealer
A Noncompetitive Translator
A Miserly Mortician
A Discreet Sniper
A Weird Mechanic
A Demanding Executioner
A Dirty Stunt Double
A Receptive Model
A Phlegmatic Make-up Artist
A Rational Exotic Dancer
A Detestable Terrorist
A Compulsive Beautician
An Unhealthy Painter
A Devious Saxophonist
A Malicious Printer
A Fun-loving Fortune-teller
A Short Tax Collector
A Loyal Architect
A Sad Guard
An Uninhibited Mayor
A Pleased Police Officer
A Businesslike Air Traffic Controller
A Punctual Crook
A Willing Personal Trainer
A Completely Normal Medic
An Aggressive Weaver
A Desolate Plumber
A Personable Musician
An Envious Professor
An Easily Discouraged Sheepshearer
A Steadfast Surgeon
A Petty Lumberjack
A Businesslike Hairdresser
A Neurotic Bank Robber
A Suave Matador
An Unstable Illustrator
A Gullible Busker
A Fatigued Playwright
A Flexible Lighthouse-keeper
A Focused Greengrocer
A Ruined Fisher
A Grieved Magician
A Cerebral Social Worker
A Perfectionist Pilot
A Determined Impersonator
A Paranoid Executioner
A Forceful Factory Worker
A Gloomy Trapper
An Incorruptible Detective
An Upright Writer
A Noncommittal Sniper
A Mannered Matador
An Oppressed Pianist
A Sanctimonious Bartender
A Liberal Wizard
An Articulate Chief of Police
A Quiet Florist
A Profound Author
A Ruined Burglar
An Independent Mortician
An Adventurous Scout
A Thankful Stunt Double
A Clean Pickpocket
A Balanced Zookeeper
A Self-denying Clerk
An Eloquent Poet
A Wronged Court Jester
A Faithless Gondolier
An Amazing Navigator
A Placid Deputy
A Disrespectful Gravedigger
A Worked Up Sculptor
A Frugal Scout
A Self-effacing Tattooist
An Outspoken Weaver
A Festive Detective
An Earnest Actor
An Earthy Police Officer
An Honest Brewer
A Helpless Cook
A Powerless Musician
A Determined Athlete
An Argumentative Spelunker
A Subjective Construction Worker
An Apathetic Terrorist
A Restless Pilot
A Forgetful Game Show Host
A Competitive Chief of Police
An Obnoxious Sculptor
A Gallant Firefighter
A Reverential Hypnotist
A Jolly Composer
A Pessimistic Painter
A Conservative Guard
An Impatient Barber
An Ambitious Busker
An Abrupt Taxi-driver
An Indifferent Florist
A Reactionary Candlemaker
A Powerless Zookeeper
A Brave Hotelier
A Stable Burglar
An Alone Archaeologist
A Magnanimous Wedding Planner
A Crying Paleontologist
A Mournful Clockmaker
A Positive Hypnotist
A Repugnant Salesperson
An Expedient Electrician
A Formal Pirate
An Eloquent Gondolier
An Infuriated Scientist
An Unsure DJ
A Creative Musician
A Shaky Optometrist
A Tragic Programmer
A Dry Dentist
A Weird Torturer
A Panicked Lawyer
A Tormented Wizard
An Uncertain Zookeeper
A Stupid Medic
A Nonchalant Pastor
An Enervated Violinist
A Graceless Pirate
An Ignorant Brewer
An Oppressed Personal Trainer
An Unlovable Impersonator
A Reactionary Nanny
A Miserly Broker
A Solemn Knight
A Pained Plumber
An Indulgent Photographer
An Obvious Diver
An Enthusiastic Game Show Host
A Depressed Zookeeper
A Sensual Shepherd
A Single-minded Rat Catcher
A Desolate Lighthouse-keeper
A Placid Computer Programmer
An Overjoyed Social Worker
An Infuriated Boatbuilder
A Relaxed Watchmaker
An Insensitive Bricklayer
A Charming Actor
An Insulting Model
A Doubtful Artist
A Thievish Impersonator
A Guileless Greengrocer
A Dominating Sailor
A Distracted Detective
A Patriotic Mortician
A Delicate Herbalist
A Crying Journalist
A Selfless Bodyguard
An Uneasy Garbage Collector
A Disgusting Dentist
An Old-fashioned Reporter
An Effeminate Chimney-sweep
A Decisive Illustrator
An Affectionate Peddlar
An Arbitrary Impersonator
A Reassured Manicurist
A Terrified Barista
A Perfectionist Spy
A Depressed Waiter
A Handsome Chauffeur
A Dominating Chef
A Repressed Author
A Childish Playwright
A Slow Engineer
A Relaxed Mobster
A Sweet Firefighter
An Intense Butcher
A Shaky Medic
A Trustworthy Tailor
A Paranoid Gardener
A Leisurely Referee
A Generous Navigator
A Transparent Spelunker
A Neurotic Judge
An Erratic Shoemaker
A Quaking Bureaucrat
A Rejected Goldsmith
A Troublesome Criminal
A Sympathetic Guard
A Desolate Terrorist
A Solitary Veterinarian
A Pained Paleontologist
A Meddlesome Minister
A Self-critical Zookeeper
An Easily Discouraged Impersonator
A Stable Bishop
A Subtle Farmer
An Outspoken Builder
A Terrified Real Estate Agent
A Hypnotic Spin Doctor
An Ugly Radiologist
A Nosy Coach
An Antisocial Cartoonist
A Quirky Messenger
A Stoic Astronaut
A Brilliant Pickpocket
A Cooperative Model
A Reliable Construction Worker
A Crude Bandit
A Glad Ventriloquist
A Cheating Executioner
A Fatalistic Burglar
A Laughing Plumber
A Helpful Entrepreneur
A Hardy Jeweler
A Gloomy Beggar
A Boisterous Percussionist
A Rowdy Customs Officer
A Decisive Archer
An Obnoxious Taxidermist
An Astigmatic Bureaucrat
An Intolerant Air Traffic Controller
An Intense Actor
An Impulsive Thief
A Fickle Cameraman
A Dependent Tattooist
An Indignant Lighthouse-keeper
An Embarrassed Bonecarver
A Lonely Ventriloquist
A Fatalistic Lifeguard
A Skinny Beggar
A Peaceful Cosmonaut
A Mannered Swimmer
A Tough Welder
A Debonair Trapper
An Uninhibited Shoemaker
An Odd Guru
A Steadfast Guard
A Trusting Painter
An Inquisitive Principal
A Brutal Sniper
A Bland Programmer
A Sweet Sheriff
A Lousy Taxi-driver
A Cheerful Radiologist
An Irrational Drummer
A Daring Private Detective
A Softheaded Gardener
A Balanced Air Traffic Controller
A Liberal Researcher
An Obnoxious Pickpocket
A Debonair Boatbuilder
A Poor Peddlar
An Obedient Waiter
A Cynical Yak Herder
A Captivating Drug Dealer
A Dynamic Wizard
An Aloof Diver
A Despicable Barber
A Preoccupied Executioner
A Malicious Philanthropist
A Moody Biologist
A Weird Magician
A Fascinated Burglar
A Stupefied Matador
A Moralistic Sculptor
An Erratic Illustrator
An Impudent Make-up Artist
A Fixed Dogcatcher
A Small-thinking Archaeologist
A Lustful Carpenter
A Steadfast Pilot
An Intolerant Singer
An Uninhibited Engineer
A Misguided Bank Robber
A Neutral Pharmacist
A Dejected Entertainer
An Appalled Artist
An Amoral Social Worker
An Infuriated Mortician
A Courageous Fishmonger
A Forgiving Poet
A Self-sufficent Teacher
An Abrasive Scout
A Gleeful Broker
A Paternalistic Tattooist
A Ritualistic Burglar
A Sentimental Stunt Double
A Regimental Swineherd
A Forceful Builder
An Easily Discouraged Executioner
A Jubilant Cartoonist
A Tense Air Traffic Controller
A Disruptive Pawnbroker
An Adventurous Tax Collector
A Guilty Messenger
An Old Psychiatrist
A Sporting Rat Catcher
A Mistaken Interior Designer
An Ignorant Servant
A Skillful Wizard
A Self-sufficent Fashion Designer
A Fixed Drummer
A Fatalistic Firefighter
An Aimless Pilot
A Smiling Professor
An Enervated Governor
An Intelligent Barber
An Expedient Thief
An Independent Nurse
An Open-minded Clerk
An Imaginative Jeweler
A Blunt Dentist
A Discourteous Detective
A Repugnant Brewer
An Old Researcher
A Self-indulgent Jailer
An Innovative Shoemaker
A Festive Meteorologist
A Pure Surgeon
An Effeminate Lawyer
A Stoic Principal
A Plodding Psychiatrist
A Conciliatory Lighthouse-keeper
A Serious Plumber
A Certain Director
A Sympathetic Fortune-teller
An Insulting Police Officer
A Clumsy Mobster
An Inoffensive Sniper
A Sulky Pilot
A Faithless Butcher
A Gleeful Dancer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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