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A Cantakerous Farmer
A Laughing Blacksmith
A Thoughtless Builder
A False Beekeeper
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A Cross Firefighter
An Attractive Butler
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An Expedient Florist
A Mannered Tax Collector
An Elated Air Traffic Controller
A Scheming Assassin
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A Difficult Minister
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A Hateful Interpreter
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A Cerebral Reporter
An One-dimensional Botanist
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A Meddlesome Photographer
An Optimistic Social Worker
An Honorable Carpenter
An Unpleasant Guitarist
A Money-minded Beautician
A Short Pharmacist
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A Wealthy Bank Robber
An Eager Gladiator
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A Tenacious Burglar
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A Miserly Dietician
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An Eager Chef
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A Ruined Fashion Designer
A Good-natured Coroner
A Compulsive Tax Collector
A Poor Ambassador
A Businesslike Gladiator
A Stupefied Shepherd
A Hard Working Drummer
A Meddlesome Paleontologist
A Cooperative Knight
A Fascinated Dogcatcher
A Grand Writer
A Bright Librarian
A Young Baker
An Amusing Chemist
A Restrained Oracle
An Obnoxious Wedding Planner
A Fashionable Psychiatrist
An at Ease Pawnbroker
A Mannered Model
A Nihilistic Gladiator
A Wishful Game Show Host
An Idiosyncratic Pastor
A Cerebral Drug Dealer
A Magnanimous Photographer
A Disconcerting Beautician
A Dignified Magician
A Generous Reporter
A Regimental Actor
A High-handed Accountant
A Charming Manager
An Offhand Plumber
A Frivolous Surgeon
A Disloyal Construction Worker
An Artful Court Jester
A Bitter Violinist
A Lost Imam
An Argumentative Tax Collector
A Trembling Model
A Messy Dancer
A Freethinking Beautician
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