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A Miserly Builder
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A Bewildered Merchant
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An Unambitious Monk
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An Admirable Librarian
A Poor Fortune-teller
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An at Ease Graphic Artist
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An Elated Pianist
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An Independent Magistrate
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A Forgiving Pickpocket
A Restrained Ninja
A Pained Tattooist
A Charming Gravedigger
An Upset Servant
A Crying Beekeeper
A Sad Bonecarver
A Funny Pirate
A Simple Busker
A Hopeful Printer
An Incensed Archer
A Persuasive Builder
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A Paralyzed Drummer
A Sure Executioner
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A Wishful Lifeguard
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An Indifferent Janitor
An Encouraged Navigator
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A Terrible Teacher
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A Good-natured Firefighter
An Old Judge
A Steely Executioner
A Haughty Police Officer
An Oppressed Surgeon
A Conventional Composer
A Unique Poet
An Easily Discouraged Game Show Host
A Methodical Butcher
A Dynamic Editor
A Discouraging Spy
A Shallow Gardener
A Misguided Detective
A Threatened Weaver
A Dry Real Estate Agent
A Brave Radiologist
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A Contemplative Poet
A Lovely Referee
A Responsive Nurse
A Secure Magician
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A Distrustful Zookeeper
A Sober Messenger
A Funky Pirate
A Poor Sniper
A Magnanimous Sheriff
A Sexy Teacher
An Irresponsible Stonecutter
An Old Hairdresser
A Hedonistic Social Worker
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A Cute Cosmonaut
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An Infatuated Beautician
A Profound Graphic Artist
A Proud Musician
An Injured Scientist
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A Closed off Deputy
An Opinionated Boatbuilder
A Provoked Archaeologist
An Impressive Shaman
A Bored Miner
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A Thorough Doctor
A Petty Wizard
A Responsive Executioner
A Flamboyant Chef
A Cynical Court Jester
A Nosy Pirate
A Completely Normal Minister
A Useless Veterinarian
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A Skillful Chief of Police
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An Anxious Coach
A Noncompetitive Archer
A Fatalistic Pilot
A Tearful Tailor
A Scornful Real Estate Agent
An Intolerant Physicist
A Circumspect Sniper
A Weary Burglar
A Steady Assassin
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A Caring Cartoonist
An Erratic Carver
A Fickle Flight Attendant
An Unpleasant Brewer
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A Funny Florist
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A Serene Politician
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A Tasteless Captain
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A Lovable Magician
A Happy Hunter
A Bored Mortician
An Unlovable Researcher
A Complex Bandit
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An Idealistic Bricklayer
A Progressive Entertainer
An Empty Detective
A Rational Archer
An Affectionate Locksmith
A Fun-loving Executioner
A Softheaded Jailer
A Calm Interpreter
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An Appalled Chauffeur
A Personable Nurse
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A Nihilistic Hotelier
A Dogmatic Cook
A Sensitive Sniper
An Unrestrained Truck Driver
A Lovely Architect
A Solitary Linguist
An Interested Computer Programmer
A Nervous Yodeler
A High-spirited Spin Doctor
A Sensual Barista
A Principled Chief of Police
A Well-meaning Dancer
A Cowardly Torturer
A Satisfied Scout
A Driven Courier
An Amusing Singer
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An Infuriated Archer
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A Paralyzed Chemist
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A Desolate Chemist
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A Wonderful Builder
An Unpatriotic Factory Worker
A Soft Impersonator
An Enigmatic Hunter
A Responsive Programmer
A Moralistic Secretary
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A Cheerful Photographer
An Intrigued DJ
A Dull Soldier
A Sentimental Veterinarian
A Solemn Priest
A Cautious Screenwriter
An Amazed Pharmacist
A Thankful Firefighter
A Fanciful Nurse
A Disinterested Ventriloquist
An Adventurous Shaman
A Stylish Factory Worker
An Unrestrained Undertaker
An Abrupt Butcher
A Disruptive Burglar
A Sore Pianist
A Perfectionist Pirate
A Popular Surgeon
A Playful Real Estate Agent
A Hedonistic Programmer
A Wishful Model
A Deceptive Taxi-driver
A Familial Judge
A Provoked Yak Herder
An Intent Bartender
A Fawning Cheesemaker
A Fatigued Detective
A Predatory Ninja
A Frivolous Explorer
A Thorough Herbalist
An Uncooperative Marshal
A Fashionable Cook
A Shaky Plumber
A Miserable Astronaut
A Lifeless Soldier
A Selfish Servant
A Depressed Athlete
A Fun-loving Beautician
A Delicate Private Detective
A Plodding Ambassador
A Hedonistic Chemist
A Persuasive Drug Dealer
An Envious Burglar
A Caring Truck Driver
A Free and Easy Technician
A Thoughtless Hypnotist
A Hesitant Lifeguard
An Invulnerable Governor
A Venomous Minister
A Dogmatic Carpenter
A Critical Pilot
A Dependent Singer
An Unlovable Archer
A Punctual Engineer
A Fun-loving Chef
An Inoffensive Baker
An Indecisive Greengrocer
A Delighted Tattooist
An Artificial Nanny
A Progressive Bricklayer
A Hurt Reporter
A Serious Mason
A Humiliated Sailor
A Dramatic Hairdresser
A Skinny Hypnotist
A Disinterested Chimney-sweep
A Questioning Mortician
A Frightened Pirate
A Steadfast Senator
A Puritanical Broker
A Freethinking Webmaster
A Sociable Executioner
A Steady Surgeon
An Efficient Sleuth
A Circumspect Deputy
A Frugal Composer
A Nihilistic Clerk
A Reliable Editor
An Inspired Pharmacist
An Infuriated Researcher
An Airy Pianist
An Intelligent Photographer
A Leisurely Bank Robber
A Sulky Barber
An Interested Electrician
A Venomous Shaman
A Witty Radiologist
An Unlovable Merchant
An Abrasive Doctor
A Miserable Actor
A Thorough Gondolier
A Subjective Tailor
A Hurried Singer
An Irritated Air Traffic Controller
A Reactive Gate-keeper
A Pained Computer Programmer
An Intrigued Barber
A Positive Cheesemaker
A Wealthy Waiter
A Preoccupied Detective
A Relaxed Juggler
A Fraudulent Swordsmith
An at Ease Electrician
A Fickle Dogcatcher
A Restrained Sheepshearer
A Neurotic Spelunker
A Charming Artist
A Wary Record Producer
A Pedantic Dancer
An Upright Medic
A Self-denying Chief of Police
A Gloomy Captain
A Petty DJ
A Studious Accountant
An Uncomplaining Comedian
A Repentant Priest
A Warm Guitarist
A Sensual Hunter
A Procrastinating Director
An Alone Gondolier
A Folksy Taxi-driver
A Courteous Miner
A Brave Physicist
An Empty Journalist
A Terrified Judge
A Quirky Model
An Artificial Psychiatrist
A Tormented Executioner
A Tasteless Teacher
A Jubilant Beekeeper
A Confused Drummer
An Unbelieving Receptionist
A Useless Chauffeur
A Cultured Security Guard
A Silly Clockmaker
A Scared Farmer
A Caring Beautician
A Brilliant Janitor
A Cruel Butcher
A Complex Fisher
An Empty Thief
A Sadistic Cartoonist
A Tall Marshal
A Desperate Composer
An Original Navigator
An Opinionated Magician
A Despairing Tailor
A Brittle Lumberjack
An Erratic Spy
A Positive Writer
A Trendy Gravedigger
A Questioning Miner
A Tortured Linguist
A Worked Up Model
A Familial Game Show Host
An Incorruptible Builder
A Scornful Sniper
An Intrigued Park Ranger
A Selfish Farmer
A Driven DJ
A Noncommittal Executioner
A Useless Fishmonger
A Forgetful Teacher
A Sweaty Baker
A Weird Beggar
A Humble Medic
A Confident Stonecutter
A Bewildered Referee
A Quirky Mechanic
A Courageous Bonecarver
A Hefty Jailer
A Loyal Bandit
A Steadfast Customs Officer
A Sulky Researcher
A Pure Hairdresser
An Empathetic Accountant
A Self-indulgent Doctor
A Sloppy Courier
A Self-reliant Firefighter
A Stubborn Herbalist
An Uncomplaining Bodyguard
An Aimless Spy
An Encouraged Physician
An Admirable Wizard
A Mechanical Beggar
A Frivolous Herald
A Flexible Editor
An Ignorant Busker
A Quaking Cook
A Zany DJ
An Opinionated Mobster
A Repentant Record Producer
A Meddlesome Doctor
A Tragic Yodeler
A Disruptive Flight Attendant
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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