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A Neutral Dancer
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A Brittle Paleontologist
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A Forgetful Archer
A Familial Chimney-sweep
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An Honest Director
An Insecure Dentist
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A Satisfied Messenger
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A Flexible Beautician
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A Selfish Deputy
An Abrupt Professor
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A Grieved Painter
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A Cerebral Florist
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An Alert Lifeguard
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A Disturbing Garbage Collector
A Kind Personal Trainer
A Hearty Social Worker
An Emotional DJ
A Hedonistic Truck Driver
A Power-hungry Pawnbroker
A Smiling Zookeeper
A Narrow-minded Stonecutter
A Sadistic Jockey
A Vindictive Chemist
A Secretive Pickpocket
A Venomous Peddlar
A Procrastinating Tax Collector
A Pure Electrician
A Ruined Mobster
A Jubilant Singer
A Youthful Chef
A Quiet Mason
A Ready Cook
An Articulate Police Officer
A Resourceful Banker
An Agonized Customs Officer
A Lazy DJ
A Winning Actor
A Lifeless Chemist
An Appreciative Criminal
An One-dimensional Ditch Digger
A Pretentious Sailor
A Perverse Zookeeper
A Considerate Burglar
A Brave Servant
A Determined Hairdresser
An Astigmatic Gondolier
A Reflective Pharmacist
A Secretive Swimmer
An Anxious Entrepreneur
A Shrewd Bandit
An Insensitive Beggar
An Excitable Composer
An Opinionated Guard
A Handsome Clerk
An Unimaginative Scout
A Vivacious Private Detective
An Outrageous Torturer
An Aloof Game Show Host
A Considerate Zookeeper
A Domineering Fraudster
A Discouraged Taxi-driver
A Disorganized Author
A Calm Shepherd
An Ambitious Animal Trainer
A Trembling Fashion Designer
A Disorderly Beggar
A Generous Astronaut
A Fun-loving Greengrocer
A Fraudulent Cobbler
A Captivating Chauffeur
A Stylish Cook
A Disobedient Dentist
A Serious Burglar
A Dramatic Model
An Extravagant Editor
A Religious Blacksmith
An Energetic Choreographer
An Amazing Fortune-teller
A Hidebound Criminal
A Distrustful Sound Technician
A Possessive Barber
A Ready Cheesemaker
An Abrupt Private Detective
A Vindictive Philanthropist
A Determined Athlete
An Excited Engineer
A Soft Manicurist
A Narcissistic Sage
A Stupefied Wizard
A Disinterested Captain
A Disturbing Soldier
A Creative Pawnbroker
A Rejected Police Officer
A Serious Mason
A High-spirited Barber
A Bright Make-up Artist
A Friendly Dietician
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An Unhappy DJ
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An Uncomplaining Construction Worker
A Balanced Beautician
A Hurried Hypnotist
An Athletic Salesperson
A Tortured Private Detective
A Passive Bureaucrat
A Well-rounded Chemist
A Noncompetitive Sheriff
A Perplexed Beggar
A Shortsighted Dictator
An Unpredicatable Herald
A Lying Brewer
An Unsentimental Sleuth
An Inquisitive Assassin
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An Opinionated Drug Dealer
An Elegant Fraudster
A Cowardly Game Show Host
An Astigmatic Singer
An Orderly Busker
An Aimless Chauffeur
A Worried Researcher
An Old-fashioned Hunter
A Unique Clown
A Satisfied Dietician
A Weak Guard
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A Sentimental Court Jester
A Self-effacing Blacksmith
An Insensitive Air Traffic Controller
An Intuitive Deputy
An Encouraged Painter
A Delicate Computer Programmer
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A Winning Reporter
A Bizarre Dentist
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A Grim Diplomat
A Frustrated Guitarist
A Scheming Sailor
A Sensual Shaman
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A Misguided Police Officer
A Presumptuous Rat Catcher
A Moody Paleontologist
A High-spirited Locksmith
An Independent Brewer
A Genuine Philanthropist
An Incensed Veterinarian
A Restless Coach
A Disrespectful Criminal
A Sober Teacher
An Insensitive Scout
A Personable Welder
A Steadfast Navigator
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A Strong Sailor
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A Delicate Chauffeur
A Sad Architect
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A Vague Pharmacist
A Resourceful Pastor
A Ruined Clerk
A Rigid Terrorist
A Formal Teacher
An Agonized Barber
A Melancholic Gladiator
An Indulgent Crook
A Paranoid Bricklayer
A Surprised Poet
A Bored Guard
An Unappreciative Thief
An Offended Clown
A Content Medic
A Poor Conductor
A Charming Clockmaker
A Tenacious Librarian
A Sanctimonious Janitor
A Thrilled Rat Catcher
A Fearful Barber
A Deceitful Detective
An Important Mobster
An Appalled Courier
A Hearty Model
A Lying Game Show Host
A Woeful Jeweler
An Obvious Swimming Coach
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An Inflamed Undertaker
A Beautiful Swineherd
A Forceful Juggler
An Uneasy Screenwriter
A Discreet Salesperson
A Gleeful Stonecutter
A Fawning Mechanic
A Liberated Terrorist
A Superficial Builder
A Well-rounded Trapper
A Crying Oracle
A Depressed Private Detective
An Indifferent Dancer
An Infatuated Hairdresser
A Self-sufficent Guru
An Elegant Guard
A Stoic Surgeon
A Brittle Banker
A Neglectful Senator
A Playful Sniper
A Prudent Bandit
An Alienated Geologist
A Gentle Tailor
A Victimized Stonecutter
A Tortured Spelunker
A Sweaty Writer
A Handsome Executioner
An Uncaring Torturer
A Trustworthy Gardener
An Empathetic Sleuth
A Stable Dentist
A Strict Hairdresser
An Airy Sound Technician
A Self-indulgent Salesperson
A Tolerant Police Officer
A Surprising Researcher
An Important Game Show Host
A Scared Astronaut
A Sweaty Programmer
A Sloppy Cartoonist
An Escapist Guide
A Captivating Mason
A Sad Lawyer
An Easy Bank Robber
A Disobedient Spelunker
A Sadistic Webmaster
An Opinionated Bureaucrat
A Faithful Sculptor
A Stupid Detective
A Vivacious Cook
A Sympathetic Shepherd
A Hardworking Director
A Patient Dressmaker
An Efficient Torturer
A Mawkish Farmer
A Victimized Wizard
A Wonderful Swimmer
A Wishful Teacher
A Dry Crook
A Spirited Florist
A Dominating Mayor
A Grief Priest
A Placid Percussionist
A Grand Swordsmith
An Invisible Police Officer
An Uncertain Goldsmith
A Self-effacing Clerk
A Steadfast Mobster
A Weird Boatbuilder
A Scared Referee
A Self-conscious Juggler
A Presumptuous Guitarist
A Sober Composer
A Simple Director
A Conciliatory Swineherd
A Humiliated Dictator
A Sad Bartender
A Deceitful Chef
A Passive Interior Designer
A Tough Bank Robber
A Self-sufficent Deputy
A Mature Explorer
A High-minded DJ
An Unlucky Magician
A Clever Police Officer
A Greedy Hypnotist
A Receptive Hunter
An Idealistic Guard
A Pompous Teacher
A Loving Model
A Responsive Director
An Amused Construction Worker
An Appalled Assassin
A Thrilled Minister
A Fascinated Spy
A Hedonistic Pilot
An Ecstatic Ventriloquist
An Imaginative Impersonator
A Wary Chemist
A Short Geologist
A Poor Judge
An Effeminate Astronaut
A Distressed Singer
A Purposeful Florist
An Outrageous Firefighter
A Monstrous Swordsmith
A Tormented Painter
An Attractive Fisher
A Transparent Air Traffic Controller
An Unfriendly Surgeon
An Injured Dancer
An Eloquent Gladiator
A Realistic Soldier
A Bewildered Violinist
A Sexy Artist
A Confidential Playwright
A Complacent Game Show Host
An Empty Torturer
A Predictable Historian
A Blunt Geologist
A Discouraging Cheesemaker
A Victimized Air Traffic Controller
A Dogmatic Wedding Planner
An Aimless Bishop
An Unambitious Impersonator
A Nosy Personal Trainer
A Fuming Baker
A Preoccupied Herbalist
An Irritated Bodyguard
A Fortunate Barber
A Closed off Gravedigger
An Apathetic Game Show Host
A Questioning Librarian
A Mistaken Burglar
A Terrible Chief of Police
A Circumspect Judge
A Clear-headed Sheepshearer
A Young Impersonator
An Inquisitive Missionary
A Witty Hypnotist
A Skeptical Teacher
An Experimental Accountant
A Well-read Hairdresser
A Handsome Undertaker
A Funky Detective
A Pleased Astronaut
A Merry Spy
An Offhand Swordsmith
A Reverential Journalist
An Uncharitable Guru
A Pedantic Sleuth
An Amazing Servant
A Tortured Locksmith
A Compulsive Reporter
An Obvious Hypnotist
A Familial Cab Driver
A Disinterested Undertaker
A Skinny Linguist
An Offensive Deputy
A Complex Psychiatrist
An Empathetic Rat Catcher
A Reserved Blacksmith
An Irreligious Translator
A Dependent Astronaut
An Anxious Painter
An Indecisive Thief
A Bewildered Inventor
A Dutiful Chemist
An Eloquent Lifeguard
A Gullible Chef
A Caring Undertaker
An Erratic Photographer
An Amoral Butler
A Peaceful Shoemaker
An Opinionated Singer
A Fortunate Poet
A Greedy Wizard
An Infatuated Hunter
An Inoffensive Construction Worker
A Reverential Court Jester
A Possessive Assassin
A Fascinated Dentist
An Indifferent Tax Collector
A Decadent Spelunker
A Dismayed Bank Robber
A Self-effacing Burglar
An Invisible Surgeon
A Mystical Choreographer
A Dutiful Detective
A Single-minded Accountant
A Distressed Veterinarian
A Youthful Marshal
A Whimsical Sculptor
A High-spirited Chef
A Hardy Marine
An Old Nurse
A False Technician
A Dogmatic Mason
An Upright Fashion Designer
A Disappointed Shepherd
A Vindictive Swordsmith
An Agonizing Drummer
A Frugal Paleontologist
A Merry Pawnbroker
An Honorable Entertainer
An Insensitive Juggler
A Willful Fortune-teller
A Wary Herbalist
A Pained Coach
A Discontented Bodyguard
A Serene Archer
A Clumsy Marine
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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