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A Competitive Assassin
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An Eloquent Captain
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An Unrestrained Guard
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A Pure Taxidermist
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A Trustworthy Spy
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An Empathetic Merchant
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A Restrained Composer
A Grand Teacher
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An Independent Sheepshearer
A Bright Animal Trainer
A Determined Carpenter
A Unique Nurse
A Clear-headed Stonecutter
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A Restrained Botanist
A Miserly Entrepreneur
A Hearty Artist
A Scholarly Astronaut
An Anxious Lawyer
A Frightened Goldsmith
A Merry Busker
A Poor Cab Driver
An Independent Screenwriter
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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