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An Unambitious Rabbi
An Offensive Model
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A Sedentary Security Guard
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A Powerless Security Guard
A Religious Receptionist
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A Perplexed Spelunker
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A Lost Fraudster
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A Persuasive Judge
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A Magnanimous Receptionist
A Bright Ornithologist
A Competitive Choreographer
An Unappreciative Paramedic
An Insightful Coach
An Unsure Yodeler
A Coarse Bartender
A Soft Lifeguard
A Touchy Torturer
A Neat Bandit
A Physical Winemaker
An Expedient Swimming Coach
An Unlovable Swordsmith
A Tall Exterminator
A Magnanimous Security Guard
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A Stupid Pastor
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An Unhappy Gondolier
A Modest Sheriff
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A Weak Mobster
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A Thorough Interior Designer
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A Bored Marshal
An Unpatriotic Chauffeur
A Self-sufficent Pickpocket
A Whimsical Spy
A Charmless Nurse
A Hesitant Scientist
A Well-rounded Deputy
A Considerate Veterinarian
A Political Entrepreneur
A Glad Librarian
An Impractical Geologist
A Faithful Journalist
A Steadfast Swordsmith
A Conformist Soldier
A Closed off Carpenter
A Mechanical Evangelist
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A Hungry Personal Trainer
An Objective Saxophonist
An Impatient Drummer
A Private Ninja
An Attractive Manager
An Impressionable Sleuth
A Clear-headed Bureaucrat
A Threatened Juggler
An Unpleasant Judge
A Discouraging Air Traffic Controller
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A Lifeless Chef
A Questioning Navigator
A Debonair Florist
A Frisky Chimney-sweep
A Curious Cheesemaker
An Optimistic Doctor
An Erratic Journalist
A Disappointed Student
A Subjective Engineer
A Pugnacious Veterinarian
A Shrewd Beautician
An Organized Fashion Designer
A Self-denying Yak Herder
An Uncomplaining Mathematician
A Despicable Lifeguard
An Arbitrary Builder
A Heroic Sailor
An Insightful Air Traffic Controller
A Phlegmatic Brewer
An Infuriated Baker
An Impersonal Chicken Sexer
An Ordinary Animal Trainer
A Soft Bishop
An One-dimensional Explorer
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An Irreligious Merchant
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An Alert Chemist
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A Frisky Navigator
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A Skeptical Pastor
A Victimized Paleontologist
A Discourteous Lawyer
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An Intrigued Plumber
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A Methodical Nurse
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A Lonely Beggar
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A Cute Drummer
An Arbitrary Artist
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A Nihilistic Explorer
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A Wary Air Traffic Controller
A Hardy Teacher
A Stupefied Rabbi
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A Suspicious Magistrate
An Elated Oracle
An Uncooperative Police Officer
An Invisible Barber
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A Short Photographer
A Whimsical Swimming Coach
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A Sloppy Computer Programmer
An Impudent Juggler
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An Unhappy Bandit
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A Crass Florist
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A Deep Magician
A Modern Antique Dealer
A Vague Physician
A Casual Choreographer
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A Despairing Dentist
A Beautiful Chief of Police
A Caring Conductor
An Energetic Game Show Host
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A Preoccupied Yak Herder
A Hardy DJ
A Dutiful Minister
A Maternal Nurse
A Worried Spelunker
An Abrasive Scientist
An Intolerant Cook
A Slow Student
A High-minded Taxidermist
A Naive Knight
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An at Ease Navigator
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A Frustrated Police Officer
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An Impressionable DJ
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An Original Torturer
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A Bold Baker
A Sexy Teacher
An Enervated Webmaster
A Clumsy Bank Robber
A Dry Scout
An Impractical Gravedigger
A Glad Computer Programmer
A Stupid Bodyguard
A Rational Judge
A Weird Director
A Genuine Conductor
A Realistic Messenger
An Escapist Locksmith
An Articulate Doctor
An Interested Priest
A Blissful Air Traffic Controller
A Closed off Sailor
An at Ease Entrepreneur
A Naive Burglar
A Restless Waiter
A Tearful Rabbi
An Enraged Chief of Police
A Pedantic Garbage Collector
An Affectionate Hotelier
An Easy Real Estate Agent
An Efficient Yodeler
An Inoffensive Undertaker
A Timid Farmer
A Dutiful Watchmaker
A Fawning Banker
An Ecstatic Entertainer
An Experimental Medic
A Discourteous Peddlar
An Arbitrary Gondolier
An Opportunistic Butcher
An Intrigued Deputy
A Hurt Cheesemaker
An Athletic Drug Dealer
A Mournful Magician
A Steadfast Private Detective
A High-minded Lumberjack
A Disappointed Exotic Dancer
A Strict Writer
A Circumspect Ditch Digger
A Vulnerable Doctor
A Sly Politician
A Self-denying Navigator
A Hurt Chief of Police
A Purposeful Cosmonaut
A Quaking Clerk
A False Model
A Troublesome Sleuth
A Lonely Gondolier
A Placid Mason
A Sharing Pirate
A Strong-willed Thief
A Reliable Gate-keeper
A Spontaneous Lighthouse-keeper
An Embarrassed Locksmith
A Fraudulent Missionary
A Rational Imam
A Colorful Priest
A Hidebound Wizard
An Organized Beggar
A Captivating Sculptor
A Small-thinking Rat Catcher
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An Experimental Shipwright
A Tasteful Cartoonist
An Anxious Spelunker
A Calm Sniper
An Arbitrary Cheesemaker
A Blissful Reporter
A Responsible Criminal
A Slow Soldier
A Benevolent Fortune-teller
A Tenacious Mobster
An Artificial Silversmith
A Confident Shepherd
An Objective Garbage Collector
A Fraudulent Doctor
A Difficult Baker
A Gracious Mercenary
A Serious Archer
An Indignant Minister
A Suave Dentist
A Coarse Bank Robber
An Offended Singer
A Disorderly Teacher
A Dynamic Police Officer
A Tolerant Detective
A Resentful Cartoonist
A Self-conscious Taxi-driver
A Contemplative Painter
A Mistaken Baker
An Inquisitive Spy
A Dissatisfied Artist
An Unstable Soldier
A Decadent Plumber
A Proud Shepherd
A Tasteless Swineherd
An Anxious Bank Robber
A Superstitious Cheesemaker
A Forthright Surgeon
An Uncharitable Fortune-teller
An Opinionated Astronaut
A Thrilled Psychiatrist
An Understanding Builder
A Dirty Silversmith
An at Ease Truck Driver
A Guilty Professor
An Oppressed Cosmonaut
A Nervous Personal Trainer
A Disappointed Butcher
A Happy Fisher
A Frightened Cab Driver
A Dedicated Diplomat
An Uncaring Firefighter
An Erratic Gladiator
An Absentminded Engineer
A Fickle Criminal
A Vulnerable Imam
A Dependent Sailor
An Unpleasant Percussionist
An Obedient Painter
An Impudent Journalist
A Mannered Innkeeper
A Conservative Professor
A Depressed Animal Trainer
A Predatory Singer
An Offhand Gate-keeper
A Sentimental Lawyer
A Serious Coach
A Dissatisfied Crook
A Terrible Busker
A Calm Psychiatrist
A Principled Mobster
A Narrow-minded Taxi-driver
An Odd Butler
A Lustful Tattooist
An Impulsive Social Worker
A Perverse Pastor
A Humiliated Sleuth
A Vindictive Conductor
A Heroic Construction Worker
A Fiery Fashion Designer
A Disorderly Navigator
An Infuriated Pilot
An Enraged Torturer
An Overimaginative Gardener
A Gracious Dressmaker
An Invulnerable Electrician
A Skinny Researcher
A Dramatic Fortune-teller
An Effeminate Herbalist
An Earnest Plumber
A Money-minded Physicist
A Frightened Choreographer
A Suspicious Historian
A Naive Firefighter
A Political Taxi-driver
A Despicable Terrorist
A Surprising Merchant
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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