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A Pure Bandit
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A Soft Clown
A Delighted Teacher
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A Venomous Wizard
A Powerless Criminal
An Agonized Chef
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An Intent Sheepshearer
An Irrational Assassin
A Responsible Drug Dealer
An Inflamed Musician
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An Enigmatic Hunter
A Stoic Writer
A Discreet Farmer
A Conciliatory Choreographer
A Kind Paramedic
An Opinionated Dogcatcher
An Incapable Builder
A Principled Flight Attendant
A Sexy Beggar
A High-minded Trapper
A Hesitant DJ
A Discourteous Sailor
A Formal Chef
A Relaxed Photographer
A Considerate Miner
A Tactless Linguist
A Dedicated Sniper
A Forthright Librarian
An Impatient Wizard
A Willing Butler
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A Conventional Interior Designer
A Willful Choreographer
A Keen Writer
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A Logical Lawyer
A Mature Dietician
A Sloppy DJ
A Venomous Cartoonist
A Neat Undertaker
An Artful Pilot
A Focused Nurse
An Extravagant Ditch Digger
An Appreciative Sheriff
A Content Herbalist
An Idealistic Hypnotist
A Worked Up Mason
A Closed off Wedding Planner
An Open-minded Carpenter
A Lost Dentist
A Miserable Printer
A Cerebral Computer Programmer
An Eager Illustrator
A Stupid Bricklayer
A Helpless Writer
A Subjective Sheriff
An Offhand Clown
An Antisocial Fishmonger
An Unlovable Broker
A Playful Shaman
A Mellow Knight
An Infuriated Principal
An Unpredicatable Pickpocket
A Reactionary Chauffeur
A Ruined Butler
A Receptive Priest
A Calculating Drummer
An Inoffensive Butcher
An Envious Paleontologist
A Short Chemist
A Restless Computer Programmer
A Crafty Lifeguard
A Mystical Graphic Artist
A Destructive Ornithologist
A Demanding Chief of Police
An Authoritarian Blacksmith
A Lucky Police Officer
A Funky Saxophonist
A Wise Wedding Planner
A Repentant Sniper
A Sociable Innkeeper
A Modest Gate-keeper
A Shaky Ditch Digger
A Tense Deputy
A Quiet Surgeon
A Shallow Greengrocer
A Weird Broker
An Easy Composer
A Friendly Blacksmith
A Sedentary Sage
A Mystical Dentist
A Disloyal Terrorist
An Airy Chicken Sexer
An Impressive Priest
A Crude Principal
A Childish Drug Dealer
A Young Bodyguard
A Misguided Musician
An at Ease Imam
An Uncomplaining Ornithologist
A Noncompetitive Bandit
A Trusting Scientist
A Sanctimonious Butcher
An Idealistic Pilot
A Generous Plumber
A Stern Senator
A Venomous Cab Driver
An Obsessive Chef
A Steadfast Blacksmith
A Faithless Yak Herder
A Transparent Doctor
A Melancholic Dictator
An Innovative Detective
A Heroic Inventor
A Mannered Fashion Designer
A Dishonest Record Producer
An Open-minded Gravedigger
A Charming Translator
An Unlucky Guitarist
A Jolly Rabbi
A Shallow Drummer
A Reliable Magistrate
A Decadent Actor
A Genuine Police Officer
A Liberal Bank Robber
An Elated Pilot
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A Sensual Programmer
An Intent Chicken Sexer
An Original Chemist
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A False Barber
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A Competitive Nanny
A Pathetic Sailor
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A Courageous Engineer
A Good-natured Servant
A Painstaking Candlemaker
An Irreverent Beautician
A Cruel Security Guard
A Sympathetic Programmer
A Restless Impersonator
A Flamboyant Bureaucrat
A Concerned Farmer
An Irresponsible Swimmer
A Balanced Explorer
A Scholarly Fashion Designer
A Happy Marine
A Pedantic Priest
A Fortunate Game Show Host
A Lustful Fishmonger
An Unpredicatable Poet
A Foolish Air Traffic Controller
An Agonizing Thief
A Busy Shepherd
An Irreverent Actor
An Irritated Yodeler
A Ruined Choreographer
An Inflamed Chemist
A Miserable Chef
An Imaginative Hairdresser
An Adventurous Ambassador
A Focused Private Detective
A Paranoid Geologist
A Courteous Barber
An Unsentimental Interior Designer
A Messy Publisher
A Lovable Beggar
A Treacherous Philanthropist
A Frugal DJ
A Flamboyant Athlete
A Captivating Fashion Designer
A Despairing Blacksmith
An Arrogant Spy
A Regretful Mathematician
A Gentle Gladiator
A Forceful Poet
An Understanding Chief of Police
A Tasteless Bonecarver
A Well-rounded Dressmaker
A Provocative Mechanic
A Charmless Drug Dealer
A Compassionate Surgeon
A Moralistic Fortune-teller
A Profound Police Officer
A Merry Historian
A Reactive Sound Technician
A Heroic Paramedic
An Intelligent Tax Collector
A Fawning Bank Robber
A Studious Criminal
An Unhappy Shepherd
A Decadent Sheriff
A Negativistic Model
A Physical Engineer
A Scrupulous Truck Driver
An Inhibited Construction Worker
A Venomous Spy
A Scheming Dogcatcher
A Depressed Doctor
A Monstrous Executioner
A Confidential Philanthropist
An Honest Busker
A Flexible Carver
A Good-natured Butcher
An Excitable Clown
A Neat Florist
An Embarrassed Mortician
A Troublesome Guard
A Paralyzed Lumberjack
A Sly Carpenter
A Wonderful Boatbuilder
An Annoyed Meteorologist
A Malicious Dentist
A Funky Astronaut
A Neglectful Editor
A Tall Sheriff
A Funny Locksmith
A Crying Computer Programmer
An Unfathomable Shepherd
A Decadent Scientist
A Sweet Dictator
An Expedient Psychiatrist
An Extravagant Spelunker
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A Poor Peddlar
An Agonized Pharmacist
An Irritable Private Detective
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A Grim Cook
A Comfortable Ornithologist
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A Folksy Tattooist
A Scornful Pirate
A Nervous Florist
A Morbid Director
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A Courageous Senator
A Freewheeling Radiologist
A Single-minded Coach
A Sympathetic Bank Robber
A Heroic Gondolier
A Cruel Painter
A Deceitful Gate-keeper
A Dutiful Chemist
A Self-conscious Monk
A Flamboyant Bandit
A Vivacious Singer
A Repentant Cartoonist
A Well-rounded Beautician
An Artful Shipwright
A Submissive Detective
A Religious Personal Trainer
A Lousy Chef
An Ugly Goldsmith
A Sly Court Jester
A Subtle Drummer
A Repugnant Impersonator
An Educated Cameraman
A Compulsive Painter
A Melancholic Editor
A Pathetic Paleontologist
An Unstable Receptionist
A Pleased Burglar
A Vindictive Stunt Double
A Despairing Minister
A Useless Bartender
A Lying Judge
A Shrewd Manicurist
An Ordinary Paramedic
A Stiff Security Guard
An Inspired Mechanic
A Dominating Guitarist
An Aloof Undertaker
A Conventional Historian
A Disobedient Pianist
An Interested Yodeler
An Ashamed Nurse
A Muddle-headed Construction Worker
A Stable Sniper
An Impractical Judge
A Depressed Actor
An Uncaring Locksmith
A Studious Gravedigger
An Eloquent Lighthouse-keeper
A Desperate Messenger
A Single-minded Shaman
A Naive Model
An Irreverent Trapper
A Responsible Surgeon
A Conceited Lumberjack
A Rebellious Dogcatcher
A Helpful Undertaker
A Punctual Air Traffic Controller
A Stupid Innkeeper
A Boisterous Thief
A Frightening Executioner
An Obedient Jockey
A Sordid Locksmith
A Reactive Illustrator
A Wishful Missionary
A Cross Game Show Host
A Graceless Bartender
A Neglectful Beggar
A Repressed Butcher
A Vacuous Impersonator
An Indulgent Poet
A Devious Plumber
A Concerned Photographer
A Lovely Thief
A Precise Guard
A Glad Scout
A Compulsive Lifeguard
A Frugal Veterinarian
A Childish Construction Worker
A Superficial Carver
A Worked Up Greengrocer
An Obnoxious Pharmacist
A Preoccupied Marshal
A Faithless Surgeon
A Stable Candlemaker
A Moody Pirate
An Organized Gladiator
A Crass Servant
A Desperate Lumberjack
A Ticklish Wizard
A Heartbroken Referee
An Extraordinary Magician
A Stupefied Doctor
A Sentimental Sound Technician
A Maternal Watchmaker
A Stable Painter
A Resentful Executioner
An Old-fashioned Butler
A Serene Printer
A Free and Easy Florist
A Hesitant Sleuth
A Wise Teacher
A Solitary Cartoonist
An Honorable Sailor
A Reserved Goatherd
A Narcissistic Barber
An Appalled Dressmaker
An Open-minded Factory Worker
A Submissive Lawyer
An Earnest Air Traffic Controller
A Disorganized Surgeon
A Fiery Student
An Extravagant Ninja
A Victimized Receptionist
A Keen Knight
A Plodding Referee
A Calm Archaeologist
A Fraudulent Paramedic
A Well-rounded Screenwriter
An Angry Burglar
An Incorruptible Factory Worker
A Studious Journalist
An Indifferent Editor
A Protective Webmaster
A Despairing Model
A Modern Guitarist
A Fatalistic Spy
A Short Pickpocket
A Stupid Mathematician
A Pompous Garbage Collector
A Folksy Guide
A Mournful Cheesemaker
A Frivolous Illustrator
A Lifeless Undertaker
A Sweaty Detective
A Cowardly Candlemaker
A Hostile Swimming Coach
An Eager Bartender
A Relaxed Interrogator
A Barbaric Lifeguard
A Vacuous Plumber
An Unprincipled Trapper
A Predatory Publisher
A Pedantic Actor
An Unappreciative Farmer
A Courteous Janitor
A Maternal Cab Driver
A Repressed Mobster
A Contemptible Yodeler
A Treacherous Make-up Artist
A Ruined Athlete
An Inoffensive Cosmonaut
A Self-denying Gladiator
A Logical Butcher
A Nervous Doctor
A Zany Computer Programmer
A Complaining Diver
A Winning Nanny
An Adventurous Chicken Sexer
A Pure Cobbler
A Criminal Executioner
A Venomous Dictator
A Soft Composer
A Grand Ninja
A Cruel Nurse
A Respectful Ventriloquist
A Confidential Assassin
An Idealistic Programmer
A Shy Cheesemaker
An Overimaginative Paramedic
An One-dimensional Chief of Police
A Political Mortician
A Modest Sound Technician
A Disorderly Clockmaker
An Uncharitable Drummer
A Progressive Impersonator
A Weird Pastor
A Disappointed Police Officer
A Profound Make-up Artist
A Touchy Spin Doctor
An Experimental Butcher
A Guileless Journalist
A Weak Executioner
A Circumspect Burglar
A Faithless Swimming Coach
An Irrational Bartender
A Ravenous Ambassador
An Aimless Cheesemaker
A Fanciful Hypnotist
A Rowdy Taxidermist
A Presumptuous Fishmonger
An Offhand Wizard
A Panicked Criminal
A Money-minded Secretary
A Hardy Hairdresser
A Sharing Knight
An One-dimensional Actor
A Miserable Dancer
An Insecure Tax Collector
A Mawkish Engineer
A Modern Jailer
A Fascinated Teacher
A Popular Sailor
An Indecisive Swordsmith
A Certain Spelunker
A Religious Shepherd
A Dramatic Surgeon
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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