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A Pathetic Antique Dealer
A Foolish Stonecutter
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A Trendy Principal
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A Sexy Missionary
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An Alienated Mobster
A Pained Drummer
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A Responsible Zookeeper
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A Circumspect Herald
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An Alarmed Taxi-driver
A Fiery Yak Herder
A High-spirited Wizard
A Miserable Chef
An Intrigued Chemist
A Cultured Baker
A Narrow-minded Scientist
A Restless Webmaster
An Upright Doctor
A Unique Printer
A Conventional Fashion Designer
An Elated Writer
A Lovable Shop Assistant
A Fun-loving Messenger
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An Individualistic Juggler
A Coarse Chef
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A Phlegmatic Manager
A Frivolous Exotic Dancer
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A Funky Dancer
A Sociable Scientist
A Hostile Assassin
A Dismayed Painter
A Foolish Sailor
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A Whimsical Innkeeper
A Reserved Surgeon
A Petty Veterinarian
A Relaxed Brewer
A Loyal Pirate
A Lonely Butcher
An Irreverent Technician
An Uncooperative Scientist
A Gallant Philanthropist
A Contradictory Terrorist
A Subtle Pilot
A Frightening Hypnotist
A Thoughtless Manicurist
A Haughty Drummer
A Gentle Painter
A Happy Silversmith
A Touchy Boatbuilder
A Noncommittal Dogcatcher
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An Unimaginative Pianist
A Brittle Sage
A Complaining Fashion Designer
A Brave Candlemaker
A Domineering Broker
A Grand Exotic Dancer
A Well-meaning Greengrocer
A Maternal Zookeeper
A Cerebral Sleuth
A Neurotic Impersonator
A Studious Fisher
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An Ugly Professor
A Submissive Spelunker
A Lustful Knight
A Dissatisfied Burglar
An Irritated Chauffeur
A Guilty Fashion Designer
A Suspicious Bank Robber
An Obvious Zookeeper
A Subtle Exterminator
A Shaky Bonecarver
An Individualistic Clockmaker
An Extreme Spy
A Well-read Air Traffic Controller
An at Ease Student
A Neutral Cab Driver
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A Faithful Manager
An Unpredicatable Clerk
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A Regretful Wizard
A Unique Evangelist
A Powerless Hotelier
A Depressed Zookeeper
A Venomous Baker
A Fraudulent Linguist
An Unhappy Coach
An Argumentative Peddlar
A Sensitive Dogcatcher
A Pompous Composer
An Eager Jockey
A Delighted Shaman
A Terrified Magician
A Vulnerable Tax Collector
A Nosy Captain
A Thrilled Singer
An Impractical Printer
A Dissatisfied Archaeologist
A Determined Blacksmith
A Bewildered Taxi-driver
A Disillusioned Sniper
An Energetic Lighthouse-keeper
A Plodding Jeweler
A Methodical Monk
A Tolerant Translator
An Impudent Hunter
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A Ticklish Busker
A Flexible Criminal
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A Sober Candlemaker
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A Conservative Teacher
An Eloquent Receptionist
A Scholarly Coroner
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A Loyal Biologist
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An Interested Writer
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A Compassionate Chef
A Blunt Guitarist
A Tasteful Bonecarver
An Outrageous DJ
A Playful Doctor
A Festive Security Guard
A Respectful Swimmer
An Oppressed Teacher
A Clever Secretary
An Innovative Actor
An Unfathomable Innkeeper
A Disillusioned Deputy
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A Fanatical Comedian
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A Freewheeling Chemist
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A Serious Greengrocer
A Submissive Gondolier
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A Noncommittal Illustrator
An Important DJ
A Daring Sleuth
A Deceptive Choreographer
A Tasteful Air Traffic Controller
A Logical Cheesemaker
An Indignant Burglar
A High-handed Archaeologist
A Subtle Innkeeper
A Cantakerous Trapper
An Affectionate Fashion Designer
A Paralyzed Linguist
A High-minded Butcher
A Cautious Gravedigger
A Steadfast Merchant
A Busy Violinist
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A Petty Explorer
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A Threatened Nurse
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An Aggressive Hunter
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A Scared Magician
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An Inferior Broker
An Angry Sailor
An Important Guitarist
A Hardy Swimmer
A Certain Game Show Host
A Self-denying Real Estate Agent
An Intuitive Deputy
An Articulate Wedding Planner
An Intolerant Mayor
A Studious Secretary
A Devoted Clerk
An Intense Guru
A Circumspect Hairdresser
A Compassionate Sniper
A Vivacious Dancer
A Clean Chief of Police
A Proud Wizard
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A Skillful Radiologist
A Predatory Mobster
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An Organized Governor
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An Inquisitive Cab Driver
A Secure Busker
An Intrigued Diplomat
A Dynamic Truck Driver
An Abrasive Spelunker
A Popular Detective
An Outrageous Ambassador
A Calculating Swordsmith
A Mealymouthed Priest
An Intolerant Peddlar
A Pugnacious Sniper
A Disciplined Thief
A Driven Astronaut
An Unsure Ninja
An Infatuated Illustrator
A Sad Criminal
A Reassured Herald
An Unrestrained Private Detective
A Solitary Shop Assistant
An Appalled Bartender
A Winning Florist
A Discouraged Dancer
An Insulting Record Producer
An Unpatriotic Salesperson
A Deep Monk
A Restrained Archer
An Elated Teacher
A Hefty Merchant
A Trembling Police Officer
An Unbelieving Stunt Double
A Young Gate-keeper
An Irreligious Coach
An Anxious Butcher
An Impractical Clown
A Mistaken Mobster
A Popular Winemaker
An Intense Mason
An Original Fashion Designer
An Enthusiastic Tattooist
A Muddle-headed Criminal
A Greedy Cheesemaker
A Religious Dictator
A Funny Factory Worker
An Incorruptible Detective
A Stylish Zookeeper
A Clean Translator
A Strong Silversmith
An Overimaginative Soldier
A Dismayed Messenger
A Skeptical Linguist
An Athletic Mason
A Surprising Mobster
A Procrastinating Bartender
A Sophisticated Dentist
A Frisky Interior Designer
A Young Bodyguard
A Boisterous Chicken Sexer
A Fashionable Sailor
An Eager Model
A Restless Programmer
A Hurried Waiter
An Irresponsible Judge
A Skinny Coach
An Alienated Air Traffic Controller
A Frightened Goldsmith
An Annoyed Clerk
A Studious Choreographer
A Nihilistic Drummer
A Laughing Coroner
A Short Journalist
A Comfortable Architect
A Determined Peddlar
An Unhealthy Gladiator
A Weak-willed Sailor
An Irreverent Sage
A Dignified Ninja
A Self-conscious Firefighter
A Surprised Mechanic
A Mannerless Drug Dealer
A Sentimental Wizard
A Spirited Fortune-teller
A Rebellious Linguist
A Frightening Gondolier
A Repressed Screenwriter
A Procrastinating Goatherd
A Kind Hypnotist
A Reliable Choreographer
A Cynical Secretary
An Inert Personal Trainer
A Scheming Beekeeper
A Paternalistic Pawnbroker
A Hurt Cosmonaut
A Determined Sniper
A Keen Welder
An Extravagant Chimney-sweep
A Nosy Herbalist
A Lying Juggler
A Thrilled Goatherd
A Pompous Sleuth
A Merry Farmer
An Artificial Cameraman
An One-dimensional Waiter
An Insensitive Pirate
A Conventional Sheriff
An Egocentric Beekeeper
A Concerned Author
A Religious Chef
An Insulting Barber
A Fortunate Hunter
A Steadfast Taxidermist
A Negativistic Spelunker
A Selfish Burglar
A Focused Actor
A Wealthy Personal Trainer
A Sloppy Winemaker
An Uneasy Comedian
A Poor Assassin
An Inhibited Ambassador
A Prejudiced Clown
A Despairing Biologist
A Fuming Chef
An Uncomplaining Builder
A Friendly Chemist
A Fun-loving Beggar
A Prudent Winemaker
An Empathetic Wizard
A Short Servant
A Dedicated Composer
A Gallant Janitor
A Stubborn Firefighter
An Irritable Butcher
A Distrustful DJ
A Pathetic Assassin
A Protective Taxi-driver
A Dull Chef
A Faithful Interrogator
A Free and Easy Stunt Double
A Pessimistic Air Traffic Controller
An Arrogant Detective
A Strict Wizard
A Disrespectful Silversmith
An Observant Bank Robber
A Pained Teacher
An Ugly Barber
An Unhappy Tax Collector
A Frustrated Pianist
A Neglectful Deputy
A Subtle Trapper
An Easily Discouraged Magician
An Artificial Animal Trainer
A Grief Lifeguard
An Embarrassed Brewer
A Lying Assassin
A Hurt Shaman
An Arrogant Beekeeper
A Mannerless Bodyguard
An Affectionate Sailor
A Cheating Private Detective
A Petty Undertaker
A Responsive Detective
A Morbid Cheesemaker
An Airy Sniper
A Negativistic Translator
An Unappreciative Bandit
An Unsentimental Salesperson
A Compulsive Chemist
A Principled Torturer
A Fuming Guitarist
A Fatigued Mayor
A Weak Saxophonist
An Unsure Hypnotist
A Snoopy Greengrocer
A Patient Criminal
A Flamboyant Drug Dealer
A Disciplined Welder
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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