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An Amazing Fortune-teller
An Energetic Fashion Designer
A Lazy Bodyguard
An Impudent Politician
An Enigmatic Chauffeur
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An Unfathomable Welder
An Earnest Customs Officer
An Escapist Magistrate
A Tough Shepherd
An Injured Firefighter
An Inert Chef
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A Handsome Criminal
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A Sympathetic Welder
A Pompous Cook
An Impersonal Detective
An Agreeable Principal
A Trusting Librarian
A Fiery Dancer
A Genuine Peddlar
A Confident Physician
A Hard Working Engineer
An Invisible Baker
A Pained Mason
A Simple Judge
A Restrained Diplomat
A Thorough Sheriff
A Positive Detective
A Perfectionist Programmer
A Dynamic Chef
An Agonizing Greengrocer
A Vague Drug Dealer
A Ritualistic Butcher
A Fuming Geologist
A Thoughtless Cab Driver
A Sanctimonious Beekeeper
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A Solemn Coach
A Tense Inventor
A Hedonistic Antique Dealer
A Messy Matador
A Youthful Game Show Host
A Jubilant Cameraman
A Slow Deputy
A Dignified Architect
An Individualistic Manager
A Guilty Governor
An Intrigued Exotic Dancer
An Obvious Baker
A Wishful Photographer
An Injured Chicken Sexer
A Sad Beggar
A Fortunate Editor
A Messy Geologist
A Dramatic Make-up Artist
A Pathetic Security Guard
A Disturbing Drug Dealer
An Idiosyncratic Sleuth
A Pleased Executioner
An Unfathomable Deputy
A Bold Doctor
A Quirky Criminal
An Optimistic Scientist
An Unlucky Sculptor
A Humble Inventor
A Tolerant Sheriff
A Captivating Cheesemaker
A Self-sufficent Pirate
A Fatigued Painter
A Conservative Police Officer
A Popular Impersonator
A Friendly Medic
A Procrastinating Spelunker
A Trusting Manicurist
A Receptive Screenwriter
A Formal Interpreter
A Shaky Hypnotist
A Stern Singer
A Loyal Dentist
An Infatuated Boatbuilder
A Complex Chauffeur
A Generous Principal
An Old Yodeler
A Repressed Florist
A Fun-loving Missionary
An Aimless Bodyguard
An Argumentative Diplomat
An Impractical Electrician
An Intrigued Game Show Host
A Merry Dictator
A Colorful Coach
A Callous Butcher
A Bewildered Clown
A Complex Detective
A Perplexed Chemist
A Cynical Mobster
A Suave Ventriloquist
A Brutal Poet
A Folksy Construction Worker
A Respectful Guru
An Odd Doctor
A Strict Stonecutter
A Pompous Marshal
An Engrossed Lifeguard
A Panicked Sculptor
A Brilliant Truck Driver
A Weak-willed Mayor
A Cerebral Spy
A Lousy Bishop
An Orderly Explorer
A Merry Swimmer
A Warm Sheepshearer
A Timid Gladiator
An Invisible Archer
A Tasteless Game Show Host
A Domineering Plumber
A Frisky Lifeguard
A Devious Fashion Designer
A Tense Wedding Planner
A Perverse Researcher
An Indulgent Locksmith
A Threatened Scout
A Disloyal Chief of Police
A Paranoid Priest
A Cold Cab Driver
An Old Sleuth
A Mannered Philanthropist
A Decadent Bank Robber
A Courteous Editor
A Dissonant Composer
A Conventional Barber
A Discourteous Cameraman
A Lovely Mechanic
An Escapist Gondolier
An Orderly Greengrocer
An Adventurous Dogcatcher
A Subjective Tattooist
A Tender Zookeeper
An Uncooperative Student
A Fraudulent Ventriloquist
A Loyal Interior Designer
A Punctual Baker
A Cerebral Illustrator
A Persuasive Florist
A Noncompetitive Engineer
A Cowardly Messenger
A Heartbroken Firefighter
A Self-effacing Park Ranger
An Amused Exterminator
A Decadent Singer
An Agonizing Record Producer
An Annoyed Mason
An Irritated Cameraman
A Hateful Rat Catcher
A Reliable Customs Officer
A Brittle Shaman
A Hurt Chef
An Insecure Paleontologist
A Delicate Interpreter
An Amazing Coroner
An Earthy Shepherd
An Appreciative Accountant
A Stubborn Park Ranger
A Cautious Impersonator
A High-spirited Rabbi
An Irreverent Salesperson
A Sober Innkeeper
A Hard Working Terrorist
A Weak Musician
A Hungry Teacher
A Desperate Priest
A Submissive Beekeeper
An Individualistic Chef
A Purposeful Welder
A Humorous Explorer
A Detestable Diplomat
A Fawning Burglar
A Sophisticated Interpreter
A Sympathetic Artist
A Paranoid Gladiator
A Plodding Marshal
An Amazed Conductor
A Clean Architect
A Protective Linguist
A Naive Accountant
An Egocentric Chef
An Elegant Radiologist
A Surprised Pickpocket
A Calculating Lifeguard
A Conformist Medic
A Fixed Messenger
A Lustful Gladiator
A Deep Webmaster
An Appalled Swineherd
A Gloomy Judge
A Charming Hairdresser
An Outspoken Spy
A Popular Translator
A Kind Builder
An Intent Private Detective
A Witty Archer
A Magnanimous Veterinarian
An Innovative Park Ranger
An Inert Butler
A Sarcastic Nanny
A Blunt Imam
An Encouraged Pirate
An Irreverent Psychiatrist
A Repentant Beekeeper
A Lazy Chief of Police
An Excited Executioner
An Unrestrained Soldier
A Crass Zookeeper
A Rustic Builder
An Astigmatic Oracle
A Thankful Mortician
A Fun-loving Court Jester
A Content Blacksmith
A Confident Shepherd
An Elated Thief
A Contradictory Interrogator
An Inferior Archer
A Self-indulgent Construction Worker
A Predatory Weaver
A Whimsical Assassin
A Fixed Stunt Double
An Insecure Yodeler
A Secure Model
A Steadfast Florist
A Regretful Guru
A Crazy Magician
A Dominating Fortune-teller
A Cantakerous Terrorist
A Perplexed Interrogator
An Indifferent Sleuth
An Irritable Navigator
A Vindictive Busker
An Insincere Welder
An Understanding Ornithologist
A Discontented Gravedigger
An Inflamed Stonecutter
A Hopeful Sniper
A Fawning Court Jester
A Prim Pickpocket
An Impressionable Actor
A Cold Author
A Nihilistic Singer
A Selfless Entertainer
A Keen Magician
A Terrified Artist
A Debonair Bonecarver
A Depressed Fortune-teller
A Touchy Surgeon
A Childish Police Officer
A Steely Model
A Stern Priest
A Reassured Detective
An Irreligious Sheriff
An Invulnerable Customs Officer
A Silly Herbalist
A Self-effacing Candlemaker
A Strict Radiologist
An One-dimensional Cab Driver
A Sloppy Hypnotist
An Insincere Bank Robber
A Skinny Researcher
A Liberated Webmaster
A Colorful Tattooist
A Trusting Flight Attendant
An Overimaginative Barber
A Subtle Game Show Host
An at Ease Diplomat
A Purposeful Innkeeper
A Desperate Park Ranger
An Unhappy Entertainer
A Beautiful Merchant
A Money-minded Cook
A Victimized Sheriff
A Decisive Fortune-teller
A Helpful Firefighter
An Irresponsible Guitarist
A Self-denying Veterinarian
A Reactive Lifeguard
A Plodding Botanist
A Gloomy Torturer
A Monstrous Webmaster
A Pained Yodeler
A Quirky Drummer
A Neglectful Barber
A Sly Animal Trainer
An Enthusiastic Goldsmith
A Guilty Wizard
A Self-reliant Graphic Artist
A Concerned Game Show Host
A Sophisticated Psychiatrist
A Worried Sniper
A Lustful Deputy
A Neutral Criminal
A Well-rounded Pawnbroker
An Agonizing Executioner
A Cautious Shop Assistant
A Loyal Record Producer
A Willful Captain
A Hateful Sleuth
A Fascinated Jeweler
An Arbitrary Webmaster
A Sordid Personal Trainer
A Sarcastic Ornithologist
An Odd Court Jester
A Troublesome Model
A Submissive Composer
An Insightful Guitarist
An Effeminate Game Show Host
A Compulsive Exotic Dancer
A Sloppy Screenwriter
A Superstitious Trapper
A Mournful DJ
An Embarrassed Lawyer
A Steady Musician
A Tasteful Sheepshearer
A Compassionate Ditch Digger
A Tidy Artist
A Trustworthy Missionary
A Monstrous Personal Trainer
An Uncharitable Diver
A Serious Gravedigger
A Tactless Sniper
An Indulgent Biologist
A Shallow Guitarist
A Driven Air Traffic Controller
A Neglectful Winemaker
An Outspoken Bodyguard
A Criminal Explorer
An Amazing Priest
A Wonderful Cheesemaker
A Magnanimous Deputy
A Willful Ambassador
A Sulky Saxophonist
A Provocative Writer
A Thievish Plumber
An Impressive Janitor
A Paralyzed Pirate
An Unlovable Model
A Hearty Paramedic
A Lazy Minister
A Regretful Missionary
A High-minded Singer
A Lousy Detective
A Physical Graphic Artist
A Reassured Herbalist
An Uninhibited Broker
An Important Sheriff
A Compassionate Sheepshearer
A Loving Lawyer
An Obvious Firefighter
A Foolish Gladiator
A Suspicious Pastor
A Well-rounded Zookeeper
A Reliable Park Ranger
An Intrigued Bank Robber
An Intent Librarian
A Power-hungry Comedian
A Contemptible Veterinarian
An Astigmatic Chef
An Offhand Herald
A Mealymouthed Lifeguard
A Bland Historian
A Patriotic Chemist
An Irreverent Thief
A Charming Captain
An Ambitious Graphic Artist
A Repentant Politician
A Distrustful Rabbi
A Fatigued Hunter
A Merry Chicken Sexer
A Restrained Drummer
A Smiling Philanthropist
A Faithful Judge
A Discreet Air Traffic Controller
A Sorrowful Taxidermist
A Thorough Mathematician
An Intent Rat Catcher
A Confident Guitarist
A Big-thinking Cameraman
A Disturbing Welder
A Forceful Tailor
A Frugal Clerk
A Cautious Evangelist
A Vacuous Physicist
A Moralistic Judge
A Captivating Swimming Coach
A Reliable Shoemaker
A Hard Working Soldier
A Trembling Lumberjack
A Certain Electrician
A Muddle-headed Executioner
A Hurried Pilot
A Disruptive Diver
A Painstaking Sniper
An Assertive Lifeguard
An Irritated Biologist
A Whimsical Priest
A Silly Salesperson
An Uncertain Fortune-teller
A Suspicious Crook
A Stupid Fisher
An Embarrassed Accountant
An Anxious Interrogator
A Witty Fraudster
A Shaky Cook
A Hard Working Hairdresser
A Graceless Evangelist
An Ecstatic Taxi-driver
An Inoffensive Criminal
An Ashamed Chicken Sexer
A Worried Park Ranger
A Stupefied Baker
An at Ease Painter
An Athletic Zookeeper
An Exciting Veterinarian
An Infuriated Paramedic
A Prim Mobster
A Greedy Builder
An Important Pianist
A Regretful Barber
An Ignorant Entertainer
A Generous Judge
An Idealistic Pirate
An Infatuated Chauffeur
A Faithless Taxidermist
A Domineering Burglar
A Disrespectful Actor
A Competitive Shipwright
A Whimsical Matador
An Efficient Cameraman
A Mealymouthed Court Jester
A Religious Priest
An Irrational Herald
A Dynamic Scientist
A Cross Sleuth
A Solemn Minister
An Unrestrained Waiter
A Winning Sheepshearer
A Concerned Record Producer
An Honorable Ornithologist
A Venomous Brewer
A Reassured Fortune-teller
A Sly Lumberjack
A Sure Priest
A Romantic Mathematician
An Irreverent Paramedic
A Glamorous Bonecarver
A Transparent Dietician
A Vindictive Juggler
A Stubborn Innkeeper
A Scared Biologist
A Calm Sleuth
A Questioning Court Jester
A Hardworking Construction Worker
A Dry Ventriloquist
An Amusing Mercenary
A Thrilled Goldsmith
An Orderly DJ
A Forceful Police Officer
A Gracious Actor
An Embarrassed Receptionist
A Humorous Sniper
A Hearty Spy
A Practical Waiter
A Neglectful Translator
A Gloomy Magician
An Indecisive Sheepshearer
A Quiet Trapper
A Terrible Photographer
An Excitable Playwright
A Patriotic Illustrator
An Excited Detective
A Scholarly Yak Herder
An Antisocial Deputy
An Agonizing Guard
A Dull Dentist
A Vindictive Wizard
A Complex Surgeon
An at Ease Record Producer
A Brave Priest
A Reactionary Carver
A Lying Butcher
A Strict Exotic Dancer
A Poor Printer
A Rational Singer
A Bewildered Nurse
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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