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A Formal Taxidermist
A Narrow-minded Optometrist
A Smiling Mason
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A Mistaken Chimney-sweep
A Predatory Sailor
An Orderly Principal
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A Phlegmatic Professor
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A Driven Coroner
A Tormented Dancer
An Uncomplaining Gravedigger
A Dependent Painter
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An Inert Oracle
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A Liberal Principal
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A Modern Greengrocer
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An Overimaginative Crook
A Sorrowful Veterinarian
An Inflamed Drummer
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An Honest Hunter
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An Unhealthy Stonecutter
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A Warm Cameraman
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A Placid Senator
A Thankful Coach
A Prejudiced Record Producer
An Infuriated Librarian
A Cautious Herald
A Troublesome Terrorist
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A Contradictory Pastor
A Sociable Pirate
A Disappointed Baker
A Willful Mason
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A Touchy Judge
A Courteous Linguist
A Wary Taxi-driver
A Gentle Spin Doctor
A Mellow Mobster
A Neutral Priest
A Wise Referee
A Predictable Sniper
A Dissonant Greengrocer
A Thievish Merchant
A Responsible Impersonator
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A Stiff Director
An Upset Fashion Designer
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A Clumsy Police Officer
A Misguided Poet
An Easily Discouraged Beautician
A Surprised DJ
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A Naive Security Guard
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An Excitable Pickpocket
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A Pathetic Detective
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A Beautiful Waiter
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A Dishonest Cartoonist
A Distracted Paramedic
A Gullible Nanny
A Desolate Engineer
A Debonair Veterinarian
A Bright Writer
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A Dirty Fashion Designer
A Tall Impersonator
An Incapable Detective
An Uncertain Deputy
A Lifeless Lighthouse-keeper
A Noncompetitive Psychiatrist
A Meticulous Builder
A Steady Chef
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A Sure Mortician
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A Compassionate Cook
A Power-hungry Fashion Designer
An Intolerant Guide
An Experimental Tailor
A Fun-loving Taxi-driver
An Engrossed Torturer
An Unhealthy Baker
A Deep Assassin
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A Terrible Magistrate
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A Graceless Barber
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A Hearty Mayor
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A Dreamy Park Ranger
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A Secretive Guard
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A Casual Farmer
A Reserved Explorer
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A Sentimental Bank Robber
An Individualistic Beautician
A Busy Matador
A Reassured Ornithologist
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A Leisurely Guru
A Rebellious Firefighter
A Timid Candlemaker
An Unsentimental Chemist
A Destructive Gladiator
A Vague Lifeguard
A Self-denying Actor
An Old Translator
A Self-sufficent Construction Worker
A Cute Nanny
An Affectionate Cheesemaker
An Intelligent Editor
An Amazing Dictator
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A Focused Linguist
A Dry Cobbler
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A Mannered Professor
A Fortunate Chauffeur
A Self-denying Air Traffic Controller
An Arrogant Doctor
A Ravenous Soldier
A Lifeless Governor
A Neurotic Dictator
A Tough Shipwright
A Perplexed Farmer
A Hurt Graphic Artist
An Empathetic Violinist
A Distressed Beggar
A Nonchalant Ninja
An Incensed Criminal
An Unappreciative Chemist
A Malicious Guru
A Captivating Hunter
A Faithful Teacher
A Flexible Jockey
A Sensitive Nurse
A Devious Poet
A Naive Physicist
A Ticklish Dentist
A Ritualistic Baker
A Friendly Police Officer
A Gullible Plumber
An Indulgent Ninja
A Cultured Social Worker
A Tall Politician
A Fraudulent Astronaut
An Insensitive Detective
An Orderly Farmer
A Benevolent Chef
A Provoked Bartender
A Courteous Swordsmith
A Joyous Clown
An Intolerant Butcher
A Content Florist
A Neurotic Wizard
A Self-sufficent Bodyguard
An Obedient Singer
A Captivating Barista
An Unimaginative Manager
An Easily Discouraged Undertaker
A Powerless Lifeguard
A Provocative Percussionist
An Amiable Zookeeper
An Experimental Brewer
A Rebellious Courier
A Political Cab Driver
An Attractive Geologist
A Paranoid Artist
A Cheating Chimney-sweep
A Handsome Barber
An Alone Priest
An Arbitrary Burglar
A Smiling Spelunker
An Inoffensive Bank Robber
A Liberated Interpreter
An Artificial Truck Driver
A Conformist Graphic Artist
A Vague Monk
A Perfectionist Firefighter
An at Ease Photographer
A Reactive Butcher
A Stoic Make-up Artist
A Rustic Jockey
A Terrified Pickpocket
An Amused Judge
A Sordid Customs Officer
An Earnest Zookeeper
A Transparent Assassin
A Whimsical Scout
A Noncompetitive Stonecutter
A Weird Pilot
A Venomous Ventriloquist
An Intelligent Builder
An Intrigued Hunter
A Brutal Entrepreneur
A Bizarre Photographer
A Suspicious Director
A Vulnerable Dentist
A Dirty Imam
A Stupefied Ninja
An Imaginative Painter
An Empathetic Guitarist
A Disgusting Rat Catcher
A Hedonistic Mason
A Sociable Tax Collector
A Mechanical Clown
A Touchy Beggar
An Obedient Exotic Dancer
An Unimaginative Crook
A Spirited Diver
A Calculating Architect
A Hidebound Firefighter
A Depressed Real Estate Agent
A Greedy Paramedic
An Alarmed Locksmith
A Deceptive Paleontologist
A Narcissistic Pirate
A Despairing Herald
An Individualistic Sniper
An Engrossed Wizard
A Shrewd Coach
An Independent Lifeguard
A Lifeless Deputy
A Mistaken Writer
An Incapable Mercenary
A Disciplined Plumber
A Decent Police Officer
An Expedient Lighthouse-keeper
An Earthy Artist
An Empathetic Exotic Dancer
A Cowardly Editor
A Mechanical Miner
An Unlovable Veterinarian
A Tasteless Bank Robber
A Tolerant Criminal
A Funky Social Worker
A Charismatic Blacksmith
A Glamorous Boatbuilder
An Aloof Cook
A Purposeful Hotelier
An Alienated Hunter
An Affectionate Crook
A Cheating Cheesemaker
An Amusing DJ
A Gracious Drug Dealer
A Terrified Fortune-teller
A Humble Politician
A Critical Paramedic
A Wary Gate-keeper
An Articulate Teacher
A Criminal Printer
A Conscientious Pawnbroker
A Pompous Entertainer
A Clumsy Gravedigger
A Reassured Editor
A Helpful Mobster
A Fanciful Janitor
A Joyous Assassin
A Trendy Sailor
A Lazy Astronaut
A Frisky Fortune-teller
A Cynical Wizard
A Threatened Beautician
A Resentful Rat Catcher
A Lustful Truck Driver
A Hard Working Painter
A Lifeless Radiologist
A Colorful Waiter
A Businesslike Burglar
An Eager Carver
An Affectionate Pirate
A Transparent Singer
A Mannerless Goldsmith
A Timid Game Show Host
A Scared Lighthouse-keeper
A Miserly Clerk
A Questioning Professor
A Lifeless Taxidermist
A Distrustful Welder
A Criminal Baker
A Calculating Mercenary
A Sloppy Carver
A Regretful Clockmaker
An Intent Butcher
An Abrupt Park Ranger
A Hateful Coach
A Fashionable Photographer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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