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A Genuine Judge
A Simple Fortune-teller
An Intense Assassin
A Joyous Scientist
An Unprincipled Captain
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A Secure Drug Dealer
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A Reflective Sleuth
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A Fuming Singer
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A Shrewd Locksmith
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A Heartbroken Fisher
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An Earnest Librarian
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An Old Beekeeper
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A Religious Chimney-sweep
An Unlucky Principal
A Sweaty Pickpocket
A Wealthy Firefighter
A Scheming Sleuth
A Tasteless Fortune-teller
A Humorous Historian
A Strong Beautician
A Confidential Archer
A Narcissistic Spelunker
A Fatigued Psychiatrist
A Ruined Dogcatcher
An Uncomplaining Wizard
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An Unfriendly Executioner
A Perfectionist Coach
A Businesslike Security Guard
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A Victimized Salesperson
An Important Undertaker
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An Understanding Monk
A Quaking Paramedic
An Uncomplaining Chef
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An Ordinary Firefighter
An Appreciative Navigator
An Attractive Bandit
An Amazing Teacher
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A Presumptuous Personal Trainer
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A Meticulous Surgeon
A Venomous Reporter
A Hard Working Mayor
A Sure Publisher
An Amazed Jeweler
An Astigmatic Firefighter
A Reliable Meteorologist
A Grieved Magistrate
A Melancholic DJ
An Offensive Shaman
A Responsive Busker
A Scornful Barista
A Conservative Cook
A Patient Deputy
A Disillusioned Clown
A Cruel Fishmonger
An Amiable Violinist
A Weird Dietician
A Prejudiced Hunter
An Energetic Bureaucrat
A Frivolous Hairdresser
A Hesitant Mobster
A Popular Beautician
A Sedentary Singer
A Dignified Firefighter
A Vulnerable Publisher
An Inspired Deputy
A Clever Plumber
A Trembling Ventriloquist
An Upright Teacher
A Responsible Florist
A Disorganized Meteorologist
A Thorough DJ
A Calm Historian
An Alert Bandit
An Easy Trapper
An Individualistic Beekeeper
A Shy Shaman
A Hidebound Priest
A Quirky Pilot
A Conscientious Pharmacist
A Stiff Hunter
A Forceful Explorer
A Deep Garbage Collector
A Disorganized Court Jester
A Religious Surgeon
A Domineering Pawnbroker
A Ridiculous Captain
A Focused Ambassador
A Discreet Locksmith
A Colorful Scout
A Distressed Bureaucrat
A Tormented Architect
A Sophisticated Chicken Sexer
An at Ease Social Worker
A Conceited Pickpocket
A Pessimistic Pilot
A Strong-willed Bandit
A Dynamic Marshal
An Excitable Waiter
A Nonchalant Stunt Double
A Crass Burglar
A Thievish Executioner
An Inconsiderate Sailor
An Old-fashioned Pastor
A Lost Artist
An Intense Barber
A Sloppy Soldier
A Dishonest Screenwriter
An Idealistic Computer Programmer
A Helpless Ornithologist
A Despicable Priest
An Appreciative Chief of Police
A Disorganized Singer
A Certain Chef
An Effeminate Archer
A Witty Bodyguard
A Prim Gardener
A Fanciful Flight Attendant
An Inhibited Spelunker
A Willful Coach
An Egocentric Guitarist
A Despicable Soldier
A Groovy Dentist
A Mature Researcher
A Touchy Shop Assistant
A Monstrous Poet
A Unique Bank Robber
A Focused Beautician
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A Skeptical Archer
A Busy Mercenary
A Warm Servant
A Predatory Bricklayer
A Terrified Burglar
An Unpredicatable Writer
An Uncomplaining Construction Worker
An Intelligent Weaver
A Pompous Bandit
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A Lovable Dancer
A Fun-loving Veterinarian
A Questioning Interior Designer
An Insensitive Tax Collector
A Trustworthy Scout
A Zany Shepherd
A Ready Reporter
A Skinny Principal
A Trusting Exterminator
A Muddle-headed Ninja
A Suave Composer
A Scrupulous Pharmacist
A Superstitious Screenwriter
An Ignorant Paleontologist
An Unappreciative Pastor
An Idiosyncratic Banker
A Ritualistic Knight
An Independent Truck Driver
A Subjective Mobster
An Idealistic Choreographer
A Despicable Oracle
An Empty Photographer
A Victimized Drug Dealer
A Vacuous Police Officer
A Softheaded Swimmer
A Dignified Hotelier
An Overjoyed Burglar
An Original Missionary
A Frisky Exotic Dancer
A Possessive Paramedic
A Devious Criminal
A Procrastinating Construction Worker
An Infatuated Bank Robber
A Reflective Receptionist
A Noncompetitive Drummer
A Pessimistic Hypnotist
A Disorganized Spin Doctor
A Preoccupied Record Producer
A Frightening Mercenary
An Impressive Air Traffic Controller
A Happy Explorer
An Aloof Choreographer
A Sulky Swordsmith
A Messy Artist
An Uncharitable Surgeon
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A Cautious Criminal
A Wealthy Dentist
A Useless Pilot
A Wonderful Researcher
An Alarmed Sleuth
A Snoopy Customs Officer
A Dramatic Police Officer
A Tasteless Shipwright
A Logical Gladiator
An Understanding Bartender
A Predictable Firefighter
An Egocentric Optometrist
A Disruptive Record Producer
A Fatalistic Clown
An Alienated Sound Technician
A Fearful Pianist
An Impersonal DJ
An Agonized Psychiatrist
A Frightening Pilot
A Self-sufficent Interpreter
A Self-reliant Social Worker
An Argumentative Interrogator
A Weak-willed Firefighter
An Obnoxious Chef
A Worked Up Dogcatcher
A Sympathetic Knight
A Resentful Guitarist
An Aloof Navigator
A Free and Easy Mechanic
A Focused Dentist
A Questioning Bank Robber
An Outspoken Courier
A Shy Construction Worker
An Impulsive Firefighter
A Terrified Athlete
A Negativistic Social Worker
A Freewheeling Gravedigger
A Willful Police Officer
A Colorful Mason
An Invulnerable Shoemaker
A Worked Up Poet
A Pretentious Detective
An Amazed Beekeeper
A Confidential Sleuth
An Offensive Ambassador
An Admirable Architect
A Focused Singer
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An Uncaring Oracle
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A Tasteful Guard
A Sweaty Cook
An Offended Merchant
A Regretful Artist
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A Dramatic Chef
An Indecisive Clerk
A Vacuous Bank Robber
A Concerned Coach
A Nervous Rat Catcher
A Painstaking Philanthropist
A Neutral Make-up Artist
A Dynamic Tattooist
A Faithful Ventriloquist
A Discreet Drummer
A Boisterous Rabbi
An Ashamed Botanist
A Balanced Assassin
A Deceptive Dogcatcher
An Unpredicatable Engineer
A Dishonest Farmer
A Dedicated Undertaker
A Despicable Webmaster
A Vindictive Minister
An Impudent Manager
An Interested Director
A Calculating Tattooist
A Conventional Illustrator
A Selfless Screenwriter
A Decadent Sheriff
A Tearful Veterinarian
A Softheaded Interior Designer
A Thoughtless Senator
A Blissful Mathematician
A Foolish Painter
An Aloof Thief
A Curious Inventor
A Religious Deputy
A Secretive Printer
An Irritable Burglar
A Romantic Sheriff
An Amusing Blacksmith
A Pompous Gravedigger
A Rejected Politician
An Unsure Dietician
A Confident Sniper
A Sedentary Herald
An Offhand Ninja
An Unstable Singer
An Offended Physicist
An Infatuated Air Traffic Controller
An Unhealthy Violinist
A Charmless Entrepreneur
A Persuasive Game Show Host
A Ritualistic Messenger
A Thorough Beautician
A Passionate Scout
A Tolerant Rat Catcher
An Intent Jeweler
An Opinionated Shaman
A Coarse Bank Robber
A Liberated Spelunker
An Easy Chef
A Handsome Shepherd
A Debonair Zookeeper
A Cultured Juggler
A Self-reliant Criminal
An Assertive Composer
A Regimental Nanny
A Dishonest Model
A Disconcerting Knight
A Single-minded Bartender
A Malicious Graphic Artist
A Weak Antique Dealer
An Intent Silversmith
An Important Blacksmith
A Despicable Broker
A Pompous Doctor
A Gleeful Ninja
A Fortunate Bank Robber
A Steely Guitarist
A Frightened Shop Assistant
An Uncaring Ventriloquist
An Alert Botanist
A Powerless Geologist
A Nihilistic Navigator
A Freethinking Ditch Digger
An Articulate Publisher
An Indecisive Graphic Artist
A Trustworthy Criminal
A Pathetic Winemaker
A Pure Wizard
A Studious Spelunker
An Imaginative Detective
A Flamboyant Bodyguard
An Outspoken Miner
A Guileless Reporter
A Decent Ninja
A Cute Guide
A Mistaken Fashion Designer
An Extreme Bureaucrat
An Irrational Nurse
A Negativistic Pickpocket
A Hedonistic Winemaker
A Phlegmatic Gravedigger
A Criminal Pianist
A Short Scientist
An Indulgent Cartoonist
A Groovy Secretary
An Eloquent Beautician
A Progressive Soldier
A Certain Painter
A Lost Shepherd
A Rejected Personal Trainer
A Perfectionist Cab Driver
A Vague Captain
An Incapable Veterinarian
A Neat Director
A Self-reliant Teacher
A Busy Assassin
A Repugnant Athlete
A Personable Tailor
An Uncomplaining Guard
An Abrasive Pharmacist
An Unlovable Private Detective
A Heroic Bartender
A Domineering Student
An Inflamed Dogcatcher
An Airy Real Estate Agent
An Open-minded Mason
A Vacuous Astronaut
An Irritated Editor
A Mellow Crook
A Tactless Saxophonist
A Self-denying Fraudster
A Persuasive Shipwright
A Conformist Violinist
A Disconcerting Archer
A Decadent Receptionist
An Enervated Barber
A Hungry Garbage Collector
An Injured Chemist
A Childish Firefighter
A Responsible Matador
A Haughty Dancer
A Gentle Wedding Planner
A Stubborn Juggler
An Obsessive Wizard
A Tall Hypnotist
A Crass Shepherd
A Confused Geologist
A Crying Accountant
A Worked Up Chef
A Hopeful Baker
An Enthusiastic Scout
A Fuming Ditch Digger
An Understanding Cartoonist
A Despicable Tattooist
An Indignant Optometrist
A Weak-willed Engineer
A Paternalistic Trapper
An Observant Nurse
A Confidential Clown
An Impudent Referee
A Solemn Coach
A Distracted Beekeeper
A Helpful Janitor
A Practical Comedian
An Uncooperative Editor
A Paranoid Chauffeur
A Tender Scout
A Stern Beautician
A Scheming Bank Robber
A Serious Playwright
An Adventurous Oracle
A Compulsive Engineer
A High-spirited Burglar
A Spontaneous Doctor
A Curious Carver
A Disappointed Cook
A Questioning Welder
A Sloppy Torturer
A Decisive Exterminator
A Considerate Actor
A Thievish Tax Collector
A Pugnacious Baker
A Friendly Herald
An Outspoken Guard
A Ravenous Interrogator
An Experimental Construction Worker
A Sure Singer
A Patriotic Police Officer
A Stern Shepherd
A Creative Dancer
A Nosy Weaver
A Sloppy Truck Driver
A Stupid Lifeguard
A Restless Meteorologist
An Insecure Journalist
A Modern Drug Dealer
An Innovative Secretary
A Weak-willed Evangelist
A Proud Jailer
A Sly Shaman
A Selfish Pharmacist
A Dogmatic Gate-keeper
A Subtle Carpenter
A Shy Physicist
A Wise Gravedigger
A Practical Courier
A Competitive Receptionist
An Unhealthy Pirate
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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