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An at Ease Yak Herder
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An Interested Private Detective
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An Understanding Make-up Artist
A Conventional Inventor
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An Unpleasant Pirate
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A Single-minded Security Guard
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An Extreme Mayor
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An Incapable Thief
An Educated Fashion Designer
A Cultured Dentist
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A Merry Greengrocer
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An Offhand Physician
A Solitary Editor
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A High-minded Farmer
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An Innovative Composer
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A Complaining Ornithologist
A Possessive Bodyguard
An Impressionable Magistrate
A Bizarre Principal
A Vivacious Construction Worker
A Mournful Sniper
An Unbelieving Sleuth
An Abrupt Interior Designer
A Frugal Dogcatcher
A Circumspect Doctor
A Faithful Chimney-sweep
An Offensive Silversmith
A Deceptive Florist
An Enthusiastic Writer
A Brave Bodyguard
A Satisfied Explorer
A Generous Clown
An Invulnerable Guitarist
A Heroic Locksmith
An Innovative Hairdresser
A Stable Guru
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A Funky Game Show Host
A Possessive Private Detective
A Destructive Diver
A Focused Jailer
A Suspicious Scientist
A Wealthy Stonecutter
A Solitary Screenwriter
An Alert Bureaucrat
A Sly Reporter
A Resourceful Radiologist
An Alienated Illustrator
An Amoral Athlete
A Sporting Tailor
A Dissonant Bonecarver
An Unbelieving Marshal
An Easily Discouraged Sleuth
An Ordinary Bodyguard
A Crazy Gondolier
A Sophisticated Priest
An Artificial Explorer
A Reflective Taxi-driver
A Nihilistic Wizard
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An Extreme Dictator
A Terrified Truck Driver
A Miserable Painter
An Invisible Pastor
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An Indecisive Fortune-teller
An Empathetic Jailer
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A Tactless Silversmith
A Cerebral Barber
A Cross Stunt Double
An Important Historian
An Uncertain Hairdresser
A Power-hungry Bartender
An Empty Assassin
An Effeminate Politician
A Trembling Dentist
A Cynical Mathematician
A Chummy Psychiatrist
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An Authoritarian Security Guard
A Neurotic Factory Worker
An Impersonal Torturer
An Energetic Veterinarian
A Meticulous Gravedigger
A Regretful DJ
A Charming Physicist
An Impressive Physician
A Distracted Medic
A Forceful Beggar
A Conformist Editor
A Mournful Undertaker
An Unfriendly Builder
An Incensed Pharmacist
A Cross Singer
A Detestable Politician
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A Hesitant Student
A Cheating Soldier
A Repugnant Gondolier
An Aggressive Graphic Artist
A Ruined Banker
An Empathetic Yak Herder
A Conscientious Baker
An Aloof Cheesemaker
An at Ease Sailor
A Closed off Mercenary
A Crying Drummer
A Friendly Animal Trainer
A Thankful Crook
A Blunt Sniper
A Sedentary Carver
A Faithless Poet
A Pessimistic Bank Robber
A Folksy Game Show Host
A Resentful Stunt Double
A Realistic Police Officer
A Puritanical Blacksmith
A Hurt Publisher
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A Predictable Wizard
An Excited Magistrate
A Sadistic Clerk
An Enigmatic Silversmith
A Subtle Mayor
An Antisocial Athlete
A Scheming Firefighter
A Heroic Bank Robber
A Surprised Ninja
A Hidebound Mason
A Nervous Tax Collector
A Hefty Astronaut
A Disruptive Clockmaker
A Selfish Butler
A Strong-willed Hypnotist
A Principled Guru
A Sweet Burglar
A Lovable Explorer
An Absentminded Sculptor
A Bizarre Executioner
An Inconsiderate Garbage Collector
A Thankful Pilot
An Effeminate Psychiatrist
A Lustful Sheriff
A Transparent Oracle
An Enthusiastic Fashion Designer
A Disruptive Firefighter
A Weak Composer
A Grim Factory Worker
A Pure Chef
An Agreeable Sniper
A Subtle Optometrist
A Melancholic Nurse
An Envious Magistrate
A Cynical Paleontologist
An Honest Hairdresser
An Uncharitable Coroner
A Panicked Detective
A Cerebral Gate-keeper
A Deceptive Violinist
A Fatigued Ambassador
A Funny Antique Dealer
A Disloyal Graphic Artist
A Desolate Chef
A Weird Marine
A Delicate Lifeguard
A Sophisticated Broker
A Sure Private Detective
A Confidential Hairdresser
A Reserved Coroner
A Cooperative Nurse
A Critical Florist
A Hefty Rat Catcher
An Unpleasant Merchant
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