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A Discouraged Broker
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A Vivacious Taxi-driver
A Grim Cobbler
A Subjective Ninja
A Silly Sailor
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A Conservative Magician
A Tearful Firefighter
A Fascinated Tattooist
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A Careless Historian
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An Elegant Editor
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A Fortunate Real Estate Agent
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A Lovable Scientist
A Dirty Weaver
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A Resourceful Real Estate Agent
An Unpleasant Mayor
A Realistic Diver
An Understanding Engineer
An Invisible Gravedigger
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A Prudent DJ
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A Crass Tailor
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A Sexy Yak Herder
An Observant Air Traffic Controller
A Self-conscious Court Jester
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A High-spirited Translator
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A Power-hungry Servant
A Self-indulgent Magician
A Mannerless Tax Collector
A Blunt Jailer
An Organized Welder
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A Lonely Bishop
A Fanciful Waiter
A Threatened Burglar
A Powerless Marine
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A Clear-headed Chef
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An Inert Air Traffic Controller
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A Dogmatic Terrorist
A Reactionary Sleuth
A Misguided Saxophonist
A Secretive Playwright
A Gullible Court Jester
A Slow Sniper
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A Captivating Deputy
A Discouraged Antique Dealer
A Contemplative Computer Programmer
A Grieved Blacksmith
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A Studious Physicist
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A Pure Bartender
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A Thrilled Shaman
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An Outrageous Air Traffic Controller
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A Sporting Truck Driver
An Unfathomable Servant
A Presumptuous Librarian
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A Cruel Magician
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A Witty Priest
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An Elated Psychiatrist
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A Wonderful Guru
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A Faithless Busker
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A Vulnerable Medic
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An Ordinary Engineer
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A Distracted Farmer
A Sure Surgeon
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A Reactive Photographer
A Moralistic Plumber
A Forceful Bartender
A Devoted Teacher
A Discourteous Ornithologist
A Repressed Spy
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A Considerate Bricklayer
A Skinny Cartoonist
An Uncertain Nurse
A Leisurely Senator
A Disrespectful Gladiator
A Sure Hotelier
An Overjoyed Dogcatcher
A Surprising Archer
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An Unpleasant Director
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A Ritualistic Wizard
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A Captivating Dictator
An Adventurous Priest
A Romantic Inventor
A Merry Drug Dealer
A Handsome Farmer
An Escapist Ninja
A Subtle Private Detective
An Unstable Cobbler
A Monstrous Missionary
An Ashamed Chemist
An Agonizing Mechanic
A Graceless Minister
An Irritable Dietician
A Strict Beekeeper
A Mannered Manager
A Pleased Welder
A Vacuous Bureaucrat
A Meticulous Sound Technician
A Heroic Paleontologist
An Angry Torturer
A Maternal Composer
A Sexy Barber
A Fatalistic Lifeguard
An Old-fashioned Minister
A Vulnerable Pastor
A Lazy Dentist
A Generous Doctor
A Misguided Firefighter
A Hurried Magician
A Timid Gladiator
A Blunt Knight
A Lost Governor
A Dutiful Medic
An Enraged Private Detective
A Strong-willed Bartender
A Helpful Game Show Host
A Gallant Herald
A Suspicious Paleontologist
A Freewheeling Pastor
A Softheaded Lumberjack
A Thoughtless Boatbuilder
A Deep Baker
A Cultured Barber
An Uninhibited Spin Doctor
A Pure Writer
A Serious Salesperson
A Romantic Interior Designer
A Plodding Linguist
A Quirky Yak Herder
An Impulsive Mortician
A Disloyal Sailor
A Sloppy Chauffeur
A Fatigued Game Show Host
A Mechanical Dentist
An Uncharitable Choreographer
A Relaxed Burglar
An Anxious Cobbler
A Glamorous Air Traffic Controller
An Abrupt Artist
A Faithful Bartender
An Original DJ
A Frivolous Impersonator
A Moody Captain
A Reflective Carpenter
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A Weird Actor
A Selfish Mortician
A Fatalistic Courier
An Irrational Singer
A Gloomy Ambassador
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A Short Court Jester
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A Haughty Torturer
A Quaking Carver
A Genuine Chief of Police
A Physical Barber
A False Playwright
A Preoccupied Chef
A Sharing Farmer
An Empty Philanthropist
A Monstrous Comedian
An Alienated Builder
An Unimaginative Writer
A Sure Radiologist
A Placid Shepherd
An Intent Sleuth
A Weird Swimmer
A Folksy Manicurist
An Egocentric Sculptor
A Helpless Priest
An Aloof Greengrocer
An Inconsiderate Physician
A Regimental Baker
A Wonderful Fortune-teller
A Circumspect Courier
A Quaking Politician
A Dissatisfied Sleuth
A Reflective Coroner
A Courteous Guru
A Gentle Magician
A Surprised Police Officer
A Sordid Tailor
A Satisfied Weaver
A Grim Sound Technician
A Discouraging Taxi-driver
An Efficient Pilot
A Forgiving Bartender
A Ravenous Principal
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An Inoffensive Scientist
An Orderly Burglar
A Weary Composer
An Egocentric Photographer
A Hungry Zookeeper
An Amusing Student
A Shrewd Priest
An Upset Cook
A Modern Judge
A Glamorous Security Guard
A Sweaty Mechanic
An Effeminate Tailor
A Mealymouthed Bank Robber
A Freethinking Cartoonist
A Sorrowful Physician
A Festive Biologist
A Hidebound Impersonator
A Scrupulous Geologist
An Infatuated Linguist
A Lucky Pianist
A Benevolent Terrorist
An Enervated Printer
A Protective Chicken Sexer
An Excitable Barber
A Prejudiced Police Officer
A Meddlesome Photographer
An Inert Astronaut
A Sporting Assassin
A Provoked Butcher
A Frivolous Dancer
A Vivacious Innkeeper
An Intense Burglar
An Alert Miner
A Moody Swimming Coach
A Money-minded Pastor
An Empty Fortune-teller
A Sure Explorer
A Ruined Coach
A High-minded Private Detective
A Lovable Botanist
An Uncomplaining Model
A Bewildered Singer
A Proud Beautician
A Bold Factory Worker
A Disciplined Barber
A Determined Hunter
A Decisive Garbage Collector
A Distracted Yak Herder
A Reliable Student
A Hidebound Criminal
A Naive Burglar
A Trusting Dentist
An Offensive Publisher
A Surprised Radiologist
A Well-read Sailor
A Complacent Editor
A Pugnacious Translator
A Responsible Priest
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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