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A Regretful Medic
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An Inspired Explorer
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A Conservative Ninja
An Objective Bodyguard
A Distressed Cosmonaut
A Merry Optometrist
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A Religious Sniper
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A Fuming Blacksmith
A Hardworking Webmaster
A Proud Animal Trainer
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A Guilty Marshal
A Gleeful Interior Designer
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A Woeful Archer
An Outrageous Librarian
A Calm Guard
An Alone Bodyguard
A Cross Swordsmith
An Aloof Air Traffic Controller
A Sloppy Director
A Steadfast Pirate
A Strong Dancer
An Inferior Poet
An Inhibited Chicken Sexer
An Enervated Waiter
A Stupefied Truck Driver
A Businesslike Nanny
A Decadent Photographer
A Scheming Shepherd
An Insecure Student
A Thrilled Torturer
An Expedient Physician
A Perfectionist Pickpocket
A Conceited Sheriff
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A Compulsive Mobster
A Punctual Fisher
A Groovy Astronaut
A Private Marine
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An Artful Brewer
An Inflamed Real Estate Agent
A Useless Scientist
A Nosy Ventriloquist
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A Lovely Locksmith
A Panicked Police Officer
A Steady Dancer
A Delicate Coach
A Colorful Customs Officer
A Dry Bandit
An Appreciative Architect
An Exciting Bank Robber
An Offensive Electrician
A Faithful Astronaut
A Dutiful Hairdresser
An Aloof Matador
A Hardy Actor
A Callous Assassin
A Disruptive Shipwright
A Groovy Scientist
An Egocentric Artist
A Guileless Undertaker
An Insulting Entrepreneur
A Festive Busker
A Crafty Fortune-teller
A Bold Gladiator
An Unhappy Missionary
A Rejected Builder
A Dirty Researcher
An Admirable Hunter
An Eloquent Detective
A Fickle Construction Worker
A Responsible Chief of Police
A Dogmatic Hypnotist
An Alarmed Thief
A Demanding Sniper
An Envious Ventriloquist
An Embarrassed Private Detective
A Hypnotic Teacher
A Conscientious Wedding Planner
An Anxious Oracle
A Lustful Electrician
A Timid Busker
A Freethinking Minister
A Disrespectful Captain
A Coarse Chimney-sweep
A Meticulous Doctor
A Cheerful Builder
A Critical Paleontologist
An Unhealthy Real Estate Agent
An Articulate Taxi-driver
A Touchy Sleuth
A Discontented Secretary
An Insecure Interrogator
A Prim Journalist
An Enthusiastic Butcher
A Hesitant Spy
A Wealthy Pirate
A Despairing Security Guard
A Muddle-headed Swineherd
A Disinterested Mobster
An Inoffensive Graphic Artist
An Orderly Private Detective
An Imaginative Broker
A Criminal Librarian
A Self-sufficent Interior Designer
A Difficult Cab Driver
A Hidebound Messenger
An Incensed Explorer
A Sober Lifeguard
A Worked Up Optometrist
A Self-critical Guard
A Pessimistic Hunter
A Pained Florist
A Spontaneous Chief of Police
An Eloquent Waiter
A Transparent Composer
A Vacuous Dictator
A Conventional Swordsmith
A Calm Fortune-teller
A Treacherous Clown
An Easy Singer
A Sporting Gladiator
A Vulnerable Wedding Planner
A Groovy Builder
A Colorful Magician
A Physical DJ
A Weak-willed Guru
A Fearful Mortician
A Cheating Broker
A Devious Drug Dealer
A Misguided Chemist
A Rejected Comedian
An Incensed Jailer
A Hostile Gate-keeper
A Private Director
A Neutral Biologist
A Heroic Servant
A Hard Working Criminal
A Charmless Athlete
A Grand Writer
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A Perverse Chef
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A Stylish Deputy
A Distrustful Marine
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An Engrossed Governor
A Festive Ninja
A Disruptive Construction Worker
A Charismatic Swordsmith
An Indifferent Florist
A Superstitious Nurse
An Invulnerable Torturer
An Overjoyed Saxophonist
A Zany Pilot
A Wealthy Botanist
A Stylish Bartender
A Repugnant Yak Herder
An Agonizing Beekeeper
A Puritanical Candlemaker
A Trustworthy Matador
A Self-indulgent Drummer
A Frugal Wizard
A Repressed Drug Dealer
A Graceless Scientist
An Offended Magistrate
A Courageous Researcher
A Young Ventriloquist
A Bitter Truck Driver
A Self-sufficent Dancer
A Hungry Antique Dealer
A Concerned Burglar
An Absentminded Assassin
An Ambitious Veterinarian
A High-handed Wedding Planner
An Outrageous Executioner
An Envious Principal
An Unpleasant Coach
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An Enraged Busker
An Assertive Linguist
An Indecisive Dictator
A Studious Composer
A Distracted Baker
An Irreverent Chemist
A Familial Computer Programmer
A Sexy Criminal
An Ashamed Builder
A Threatened Shepherd
A Stylish Interpreter
A Greedy Bureaucrat
A Fatigued Weaver
A Thoughtless Personal Trainer
A Restrained Paramedic
A Weird Tax Collector
A Clumsy Tattooist
An Organized Mobster
A Reflective Doctor
A Sore Taxidermist
A Moralistic Tailor
An Unstable Cab Driver
A Content Missionary
A Concerned Illustrator
A Charmless Farmer
A Fanatical Police Officer
An Agonized Inventor
A Neat Carpenter
A Stupid Chemist
A Free and Easy Air Traffic Controller
A Mistaken Plumber
An Invisible Torturer
A Troublesome Clown
A Well-read Criminal
A Ruined Astronaut
An Alarmed Burglar
A Quirky Swimmer
A Surprised Surgeon
An Unpatriotic Candlemaker
A Greedy Trapper
An Angry Pirate
A Responsible Evangelist
A Cross Pastor
A Dreamy Mayor
A Freethinking Senator
A Reactionary Singer
A Religious Explorer
A Childish Boatbuilder
A Hateful Ninja
A Barbaric Spy
A Power-hungry Gondolier
A Curious Soldier
A Wronged Sniper
A Dissonant Chef
An Affectionate Beautician
A Cross Meteorologist
An Amoral Student
A Tense Mobster
A Dry Zookeeper
An Indecisive Salesperson
A Preoccupied Sleuth
A Trusting Geologist
A Hungry Stonecutter
A Skeptical Technician
A Devoted Guard
A Maternal Bureaucrat
A Sordid Burglar
An Unfriendly Hotelier
A Clear-headed Shipwright
An Irrational Medic
An Intolerant Author
A Blunt Lifeguard
A Bewildered Illustrator
A Serene Dentist
A Stylish Sleuth
A Self-reliant Matador
A Secure Busker
A Bizarre Crook
An Excitable Bonecarver
A Suspicious Astronaut
A Mealymouthed Juggler
A Colorful Dictator
An Engrossed Clerk
A Meticulous Guard
A Solitary Drummer
A Romantic Bricklayer
An Odd Ninja
A Neutral Rat Catcher
An Erratic Priest
A Frivolous Air Traffic Controller
A Discouraging Explorer
An Indulgent Computer Programmer
A Fickle Mortician
A Closed off Poet
A Resourceful Factory Worker
A Fun-loving Baker
A Wary Brewer
A Rational Butcher
A Suave Sheriff
A Forceful Governor
An One-dimensional Magician
A Dogmatic Linguist
An Obvious Matador
An Eloquent Sound Technician
An Ashamed Radiologist
A Mawkish Mobster
An Unsure Impersonator
A Placid Professor
A Trembling Hotelier
An Unpatriotic Composer
A Friendly Gravedigger
A Detestable Florist
A Perverse Gondolier
A Tenacious Courier
A Playful Detective
A Fiery Carpenter
An Optimistic Mayor
A Comfortable Guide
An Engrossed Security Guard
A Despairing Pastor
An Old-fashioned Merchant
A Skillful Sculptor
A Lucky Spelunker
A Physical Captain
A Subtle Assassin
A Relaxed Chauffeur
A Mechanical Carpenter
A Willful Teacher
A Desperate Gravedigger
A Benevolent Truck Driver
An Embarrassed Clown
An Unsentimental Navigator
A Cerebral Gate-keeper
A Completely Normal Innkeeper
A Fanciful Ventriloquist
A Sweet Sniper
A Groovy Butler
An Overjoyed Game Show Host
A Crazy Photographer
A Reverential Barber
An Escapist Manager
A Self-sufficent Missionary
An Intense Hairdresser
An Energetic Chicken Sexer
A Stupefied Gladiator
An Adventurous Police Officer
An Earthy Beautician
A Small-thinking Author
An Efficient Plumber
An Uncharitable Archer
An Insightful Thief
A Sweet Clown
An Excitable Astronaut
A Merry Baker
A Loyal Translator
A Frightening Antique Dealer
A Neurotic Cosmonaut
An Expedient Historian
A Solemn Cheesemaker
A Self-effacing Butler
An Unpredicatable Taxidermist
A Bizarre Swimming Coach
An Elegant Doctor
An Incapable Hunter
A Childish Zookeeper
A Grand Dentist
An Egocentric Builder
A Complex Tax Collector
A Bland Photographer
A Dignified Fortune-teller
A Liberated Magician
A Wise Surgeon
A Certain Poet
An Ashamed Cameraman
A Mawkish Drug Dealer
An Unpredicatable Air Traffic Controller
An Empty Pawnbroker
A Dissonant Deputy
A Considerate Yak Herder
A Fun-loving Veterinarian
A Merry Editor
A Dramatic Criminal
A Delighted Candlemaker
A Critical Tailor
A Thankful Private Detective
A Concerned Chef
A Helpless Entertainer
A Treacherous Juggler
An Airy Burglar
A Frisky Swineherd
A Deep Linguist
A Hopeful Executioner
An Incensed Spin Doctor
An Angry Detective
A Trembling Sniper
A Self-indulgent Student
A Provoked Janitor
An Impressive Coach
A Resentful Chauffeur
A Purposeful Garbage Collector
A Free and Easy Security Guard
A Stable Author
A Casual Dentist
An Orderly Drummer
A Youthful Webmaster
A Distrustful Undertaker
An Engrossed Physician
A Wise Courier
A Modest Scout
A Frightening Lumberjack
A Woeful Lawyer
An Insightful Waiter
A Surprising Ninja
A Hedonistic Assassin
A Responsive Barber
A Transparent Chef
An Agreeable Soldier
A Tidy Tax Collector
A Lost Drummer
A Helpful Veterinarian
A Quirky Mobster
A Conceited Guru
A Pained Firefighter
A Forceful Electrician
A Trembling Baker
A Hypnotic Taxidermist
A Festive Shipwright
A Conventional Terrorist
An Inconsiderate Pianist
A Miserly Dentist
A Sharing Geologist
A Concerned Interpreter
A Disconcerting Builder
A Whimsical Jeweler
An Ignorant Construction Worker
A Mawkish Author
A Paternalistic Publisher
A Sweet Farmer
An Original Mobster
A Fatalistic Customs Officer
An Irreverent Paleontologist
A Faithful Ninja
An Individualistic Doctor
A Beautiful Bartender
An Unlucky Criminal
An Apathetic Historian
A Rustic Spy
An Impulsive Guru
A Discourteous Chauffeur
A Precise Sculptor
A Hedonistic Ornithologist
A Reverential Sniper
A Mistaken Manager
An Unbelieving Stunt Double
A Tortured Beautician
A Scheming Sleuth
A Barbaric Swordsmith
An Inhibited Pickpocket
A Formal Fortune-teller
An Irritated Ninja
A Disinterested Builder
An Unstable Dogcatcher
A Gloomy Wedding Planner
A Lovely Winemaker
A Businesslike Air Traffic Controller
A Morbid Blacksmith
A Tasteful Impersonator
A Difficult Baker
A Dissonant Mason
A Conceited Swimmer
A Cowardly Programmer
A Dejected Construction Worker
A Small-thinking Boatbuilder
A Punctual Antique Dealer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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