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An Eager Monk
An Intelligent Criminal
An Empty Captain
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An Unbelieving Priest
A Quirky Illustrator
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A Neutral Publisher
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A Self-denying Guard
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A Fixed Saxophonist
A Playful Sailor
A Shortsighted Fashion Designer
An Opinionated Magician
A Zany Drummer
A Disobedient Photographer
A Gloomy Herbalist
A Destructive Nurse
A Charmless Rat Catcher
A Phlegmatic Stonecutter
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A Vindictive Librarian
An Inferior Swimmer
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A Laughing Ambassador
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A Snoopy Spy
A Criminal Yodeler
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A Trendy Pawnbroker
A Dominating Deputy
An Astigmatic Percussionist
A Hefty Chief of Police
A Tasteless Chauffeur
A Ritualistic Judge
A Mistaken Hunter
A Negativistic Shaman
A Mechanical Bonecarver
A Flamboyant Bodyguard
A Boisterous Cosmonaut
A Sociable Fisher
A Vacuous Customs Officer
A Pretentious Hypnotist
An Impulsive Drummer
A Sorrowful Jailer
An Expedient Construction Worker
A Serious Lifeguard
A Powerless Navigator
A Devoted Beekeeper
A Frightening Chef
A Predictable Boatbuilder
An Arbitrary Lawyer
A Tortured Priest
An Unsentimental Soldier
A Popular Criminal
A Funky Doctor
A Demanding Marshal
A Driven Guru
A Cold Customs Officer
A Critical Builder
A Callous Hypnotist
A Disciplined Taxi-driver
An Eager Flight Attendant
An Insightful Burglar
An Ugly Hairdresser
A Sore Animal Trainer
A Tragic Bandit
A Zany Historian
An Orderly Astronaut
An Irrational Knight
A Responsive Cook
An Overimaginative Merchant
A Hungry Cheesemaker
A Trusting Air Traffic Controller
An Excitable Dogcatcher
A Monstrous Court Jester
A Troublesome Nurse
A Despicable Bonecarver
A Courteous Innkeeper
A Cooperative Undertaker
A Vulnerable Impersonator
A Zany Professor
An Efficient Mobster
A Tasteful Bureaucrat
A Relaxed Cameraman
A Sweaty Dietician
A Complex Messenger
A Progressive Bank Robber
A Delicate Guru
An Important Bartender
A Scornful Carpenter
An Intrigued Doctor
An Upright Carver
A Brilliant Publisher
A Petty Dentist
A Dejected Accountant
A Hungry Manager
An Amusing Trapper
A Stiff Medic
An Indecisive Radiologist
A Grand Construction Worker
A Rustic Wizard
An Effeminate Fortune-teller
A Contradictory Captain
A Folksy Fisher
A Forgiving Architect
A Domineering Drug Dealer
A Scheming Artist
A Well-meaning Screenwriter
A Sulky Broker
A Resourceful Jailer
A Distracted Burglar
A Leisurely Wedding Planner
An Offensive Social Worker
A Loyal Impersonator
A Dutiful Antique Dealer
A Keen Captain
A Puritanical Doctor
An Artful Politician
A Perceptive Meteorologist
A Clumsy Air Traffic Controller
A Lovely Fisher
A Moody Illustrator
A Private Teacher
An Amoral Sheepshearer
A Hateful Pirate
An Uncooperative Lifeguard
An Optimistic Interrogator
A Responsible Antique Dealer
A Liberal Wedding Planner
An Attractive Evangelist
A Suspicious Pilot
A Modest Dressmaker
A Solitary Bandit
A Protective Spy
A Hostile Janitor
A Surprising Teacher
An Astigmatic Jailer
A Stern Clockmaker
An Abrasive Beggar
A Domineering Clown
A Smiling Saxophonist
A Funky Linguist
An Objective Captain
A Cheerful Researcher
A Solitary Bonecarver
A Ritualistic Interpreter
A Faithful Beekeeper
A Crafty Busker
A Courageous Guard
An Anxious Sleuth
An Eager Mathematician
A Precise Banker
A Cooperative Stonecutter
A Repressed Impersonator
A Bold Customs Officer
A Forgiving Archaeologist
A Rustic Fashion Designer
A Mechanical Firefighter
A Reactive Wizard
A Profound Blacksmith
An Unsentimental Model
A Sarcastic Mobster
A Dry Game Show Host
A Curious Diver
A Funny Paramedic
A Hypnotic Winemaker
A Dejected Executioner
A Logical Pastor
A Hearty Chauffeur
A Playful Personal Trainer
A Repugnant Barber
A Sentimental Computer Programmer
A Perceptive Fortune-teller
An Eager Ninja
A Formal Shaman
A Complex Locksmith
A Spontaneous Baker
A Forceful Writer
A Worried Actor
An Articulate Historian
A Precise Courier
A Pedantic Juggler
A Woeful Missionary
An Organized Game Show Host
A Destructive Sleuth
An Idealistic Secretary
A Familial Plumber
A Fun-loving Soldier
An Infatuated Surgeon
A Trendy Drummer
A Single-minded Builder
A Sexy Torturer
An Empty Cartoonist
An Offensive Sailor
A Scared Mobster
A Disciplined Student
A Happy Manicurist
A Small-thinking Coach
A Self-effacing Miner
An Astigmatic Radiologist
A Sober Park Ranger
A Presumptuous Mason
A Superficial Sleuth
A Fascinated Geologist
A Predatory Jockey
A Wealthy Singer
A Paralyzed Courier
An Enthusiastic Gladiator
A Delicate Interior Designer
A Tactless Actor
A Beautiful Swordsmith
A Sulky Interrogator
A Skinny Astronaut
An Overimaginative Pilot
A Meddlesome Scout
A Satisfied Game Show Host
A Fanatical Imam
A Businesslike Florist
A Thorough Student
An Emotional Drummer
An Uncertain Crook
A Discourteous Cobbler
A Doubtful Veterinarian
A Noncompetitive Archer
An Authoritarian Psychiatrist
A Monstrous Juggler
A Fortunate Violinist
An Elegant Physician
An Unambitious Bank Robber
An Insincere Butcher
An Ashamed Herald
A Thorough Doctor
An Intuitive Programmer
An Embarrassed Dancer
An Intelligent Actor
An Uncaring Detective
A Helpful Watchmaker
An Easy Writer
A Sad Geologist
A Compassionate Hypnotist
An Empty Lifeguard
A Mechanical Fraudster
A Pompous Mercenary
A Political Shepherd
An Uncomplaining Paramedic
A Skinny Sniper
A Wary Surgeon
A Secure Scientist
An Intrigued Yak Herder
An Impatient Tax Collector
A Trusting Singer
A Flamboyant Coach
A Guileless Senator
A Confident Herbalist
A Sympathetic Fashion Designer
A Brutal Pianist
An Impressionable Crook
An Unambitious Conductor
A Ridiculous Dictator
A Closed off Soldier
A Wise Nanny
A Tender Pirate
A Weak Reporter
A Self-indulgent Gondolier
A Disappointed Burglar
A Tough Physician
An Optimistic Sheepshearer
A Timid Clockmaker
An Ignorant Interior Designer
An Irritated Juggler
An Amazing Winemaker
A Careless Game Show Host
A Discouraging Poet
An Outrageous Baker
An Authoritarian Police Officer
A Sharing Captain
A Nonchalant Soldier
A Complaining Dentist
A Youthful Scout
An Ambitious Herbalist
A Difficult Clown
A Self-conscious Dogcatcher
An Insensitive Biologist
A Scrupulous Cameraman
A Profound Composer
A Doubtful Tailor
An Experimental Crook
An Uncomplaining Psychiatrist
A Debonair Astronaut
An Invulnerable Marine
A Vulnerable Sheepshearer
A Thrilled Factory Worker
An Irreverent Beekeeper
A Disloyal Printer
A Practical Magistrate
A Sloppy Guard
An Agonizing Poet
An Insightful Bonecarver
A Fiery Sheriff
A Sentimental Linguist
An Obvious Plumber
A Tense Mortician
An Abrasive Servant
An Ordinary Choreographer
A Hefty Drug Dealer
A Quirky Knight
A Pure Fraudster
A Disturbing Messenger
An Open-minded Guru
A Subjective Guitarist
A Disillusioned Spin Doctor
A Modest Actor
An Efficient Shaman
A Witty Illustrator
An Offended Butler
A Distressed Fashion Designer
A Closed off Taxi-driver
An Artificial Hunter
A Modern Butcher
A Terrible Beggar
An Alone Doctor
A Political Scout
An Irresponsible Senator
An Empathetic Historian
An Egocentric Sniper
An Irreverent Police Officer
A Barbaric Lighthouse-keeper
A Victimized Butler
An Appalled Tattooist
A Competitive Poet
An Obnoxious Shop Assistant
A Disorganized Soldier
A Desolate Bank Robber
A Subtle Mortician
A Possessive Coach
A Passive Construction Worker
A Wary Game Show Host
A Smiling Musician
A Contradictory Criminal
An Intuitive Private Detective
A Skillful Exterminator
A Shaky Banker
A Grief Goatherd
An Impersonal Sleuth
An Artful Dancer
A Stoic Magician
A Self-sufficent Photographer
A Sociable Saxophonist
A Terrified Judge
A Peaceful Burglar
A Timid Publisher
An Enraged Bandit
A Selfish Winemaker
A Crying Broker
A Deceptive Sailor
A Willful Playwright
An Uncooperative Astronaut
A Fuming Barber
A Warm Shipwright
A Messy Construction Worker
An Unlucky Guitarist
A Determined Innkeeper
An Inoffensive Principal
A Well-meaning Athlete
A Quiet Bureaucrat
A Blunt Cab Driver
An Apathetic Physicist
A Stupefied Surgeon
A Lazy Gravedigger
A Sedentary Knight
A Vacuous Mathematician
A Cowardly Farmer
A Reserved Soldier
A Weary Monk
An Agonizing Blacksmith
A Well-read Beekeeper
A Hypnotic Greengrocer
An Impressive Bank Robber
A Vague Courier
An Abrasive Burglar
An Astigmatic Hairdresser
A Hedonistic Baker
An Insensitive Ninja
A Shallow Painter
A Calculating Technician
A Personable Deputy
A Persuasive Physician
A Forthright Coach
A High-handed Sniper
A Predictable Imam
A Misguided Gardener
A Dull Waiter
A Well-rounded Accountant
A Generous Bricklayer
A Graceless Detective
A Placid Inventor
A Snoopy Cosmonaut
A Venomous Electrician
A Compulsive Dictator
A Glad Police Officer
A Critical Juggler
A Ritualistic Chef
An Obsessive Impersonator
A Tactless Taxi-driver
A Hurried Dentist
A Noncommittal Manicurist
A Decisive Priest
A Dejected Architect
A Fixed Pickpocket
An Adventurous Truck Driver
A Strong Make-up Artist
An Earthy Clown
A Dependent Game Show Host
A Discouraging Gladiator
A Criminal Detective
A Doubtful Physician
An Emotional Shop Assistant
A Youthful Archer
A Conciliatory Manicurist
A Responsive Dietician
A Cross Miner
A Hidebound Director
A Dramatic Ditch Digger
An Unfriendly Guard
A Critical Sleuth
An Inconsiderate Clerk
A Troublesome Dancer
A Hard Working Chimney-sweep
A Patriotic Dogcatcher
A Purposeful Bank Robber
A Brutal Barber
A Ruined Painter
An Ambitious Pirate
A Reserved Police Officer
An One-dimensional Zookeeper
An Unprincipled Assassin
A Mature Blacksmith
An Intelligent Stunt Double
A Lovely Herald
A Gallant Electrician
A Youthful Drug Dealer
A Thoughtless Bank Robber
An Abrupt Minister
A Bewildered Real Estate Agent
A Cross Deputy
A Dreamy Taxidermist
A Tense Jeweler
A Contemplative Actor
An Agonized Politician
An Inconsiderate Plumber
An Easily Discouraged Engineer
A Flexible Firefighter
An Insightful Cameraman
An Envious Violinist
A Sordid Shepherd
A Sloppy Cook
A Repugnant Game Show Host
An Intuitive Spin Doctor
A Conservative Spelunker
A Weird Burglar
A Predatory Sculptor
A Childish Marine
An Agonized Shaman
A Liberal Ninja
A Determined Mobster
A Religious Matador
A Panicked Painter
A Repentant Interrogator
An Assertive Ventriloquist
A Bland Garbage Collector
A Political Make-up Artist
A Punctual Sailor
An Irritated Fashion Designer
A Forgiving Captain
An Energetic Mason
A Groovy Butcher
A Neutral Coach
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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