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An Empathetic Soldier
An Irreligious Judge
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A Hateful Publisher
A Prudent Ninja
A Big-thinking Lighthouse-keeper
A Shy Playwright
A Tasteless Chemist
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An Irreverent Deputy
A Persuasive Mortician
A Sober Magician
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A Keen Linguist
A Mournful Police Officer
A Wronged Wizard
A Thoughtless Bishop
An Escapist Clown
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A Dry Assassin
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A Logical Physicist
A Repressed Hairdresser
A Paranoid Pilot
A Brittle Librarian
A Presumptuous Carver
An Impersonal Make-up Artist
A Plodding Philanthropist
A Jolly Pirate
A Joyous Herbalist
A Gracious Undertaker
A Scared Assassin
A Vacuous Bodyguard
An Intolerant Chef
A Dissatisfied Computer Programmer
A Secure Game Show Host
A Pompous Swimmer
An Indignant Inventor
A Faithless Surgeon
A Shy Entertainer
A Laughing Barber
A Discourteous Mobster
A Quaking Beggar
A Cold Beekeeper
A High-minded Chief of Police
A Disinterested Criminal
A Predatory Clerk
An Astigmatic Herbalist
A Dismayed Florist
A Suspicious Paramedic
A Winning Poet
A Romantic Magician
A Tasteful Coroner
An Eager Tax Collector
An Appalled Actor
A Ready Lawyer
A Satisfied Shoemaker
A Meddlesome Doctor
A Cute Miner
An Escapist Blacksmith
A Boisterous Bodyguard
A Sober Hotelier
A Disgusting Hypnotist
A Frisky Gravedigger
A Scrupulous Accountant
A Content Physicist
A Crazy Diver
A Playful Guitarist
A Paranoid Air Traffic Controller
A Hearty Torturer
A Groovy Mathematician
An One-dimensional Fishmonger
A Protective Tax Collector
A Pugnacious Hunter
An Appalled Messenger
An Organized Marshal
A Reassured Cosmonaut
A Ticklish Doctor
A Hurt Inventor
A Dynamic Researcher
A Criminal Undertaker
A Strict Salesperson
A Leisurely Merchant
A Clean Cartoonist
A Tenacious Carver
An Objective Reporter
An Unsentimental Personal Trainer
A Clear-headed Engineer
A Superstitious Astronaut
An Inferior Taxidermist
A Bland Blacksmith
A Humiliated Comedian
A Driven Winemaker
An Obedient Bricklayer
A Scrupulous Barber
A Spirited Psychiatrist
A Hurt Thief
An Impractical Dictator
A Neat Librarian
A Sober Fortune-teller
A Self-conscious Peddlar
A Self-indulgent Lawyer
A Sharing Mayor
A Forgetful Shaman
A Disappointed Astronaut
A Progressive Composer
A Busy Firefighter
A Fearful Sailor
A Hardworking Shepherd
A Quirky Programmer
An Unfathomable Drug Dealer
A Destructive Judge
A Wary Sleuth
An One-dimensional Surgeon
A Conceited Merchant
An Insincere Philanthropist
A Rebellious DJ
A Miserly Builder
An Uninhibited Swimmer
An Insensitive Herbalist
An Honest Gravedigger
An Aimless Police Officer
A Paranoid Pirate
A Mawkish Soldier
An Amazed Geologist
A Tidy Drug Dealer
An Independent Bricklayer
A Fun-loving Barber
A Discreet Make-up Artist
An Assertive Pastor
A Dutiful Bodyguard
A Reliable Chef
A Messy Archaeologist
An Invisible Sniper
A Rustic Air Traffic Controller
A Beautiful Court Jester
A Quiet Translator
An Objective Wizard
A Painstaking Impersonator
A Thankful Musician
A Woeful Flight Attendant
An Unimaginative Bandit
A Detestable Ditch Digger
An Independent Herald
A Grief Zookeeper
A Groovy Archaeologist
A Lazy DJ
An Ashamed Diver
A Trembling Entrepreneur
A Compulsive Executioner
An at Ease Gladiator
A Self-indulgent Astronaut
A Quiet Firefighter
An Uneasy Dancer
A Greedy Sculptor
A Freethinking Referee
A Disruptive Pirate
An Amiable Stonecutter
A Strict Bartender
A Confident Chimney-sweep
A Practical Mechanic
A Guileless Truck Driver
A Determined Guitarist
An Offended Shaman
A Dogmatic Dentist
A Sensitive Athlete
A Mechanical Builder
A Difficult Goatherd
A Competitive Coach
An Indulgent Trapper
A Clean Swimmer
A Conceited Private Detective
A Benevolent Engineer
A Chummy Bureaucrat
A Stylish Bandit
A Hard Working Ventriloquist
A Shallow Gondolier
A Liberal Surgeon
An Odd Sniper
A Heartbroken Professor
A Brilliant Minister
A Helpless Mobster
A Discouraged Zookeeper
A Crafty Navigator
A Responsible Chef
A Devious Physicist
A Bored Bank Robber
An Artificial Police Officer
An Unprincipled Mercenary
A Precise Bandit
A Principled Pianist
An Intolerant Hypnotist
A Sore Clockmaker
A Lonely Explorer
A Surprising Drummer
A Compulsive Nurse
A Tormented Sailor
An Interested Assassin
A Subtle Scientist
A Greedy Messenger
A Positive Builder
A Complaining Firefighter
A Contradictory Missionary
A Delighted Baker
A Conscientious Wizard
A Persuasive Shipwright
A Scheming Hypnotist
An Escapist Goatherd
A Tragic Zookeeper
A Debonair Saxophonist
An Idealistic Cobbler
A Wronged Weaver
A Sordid Rabbi
A Subtle Impersonator
A Funky Sleuth
A Superficial Model
A Bright Teacher
A Pleased Customs Officer
An Enigmatic Carver
A Grieved Matador
A Familial Pilot
An Articulate Veterinarian
An Outrageous Sniper
A Wronged Fashion Designer
An Agonized Photographer
A Cooperative Actor
A Jubilant Cartoonist
A Humorous Blacksmith
A Possessive Gravedigger
A Trendy Painter
An Empty Mechanic
A Bright Fishmonger
A Ridiculous Court Jester
A Hard Working Chicken Sexer
A Blunt Teacher
A Ticklish Imam
A Self-denying Composer
An Embarrassed Shaman
An Uncertain Oracle
An Infuriated Firefighter
A Wronged Missionary
An Upright Hypnotist
A Comfortable Pianist
A Tender Assassin
An One-dimensional Dentist
A Big-thinking Tattooist
An Unfathomable Terrorist
A Vacuous Chicken Sexer
A Miserly Principal
A Witty Salesperson
A Paralyzed Burglar
A Mature Evangelist
A Grief Interior Designer
A Punctual Deputy
A Fixed Drummer
A Balanced Governor
An Engrossed Beggar
A Hurried Ventriloquist
A Nihilistic Truck Driver
A Discreet Barber
A Fanatical Model
A Clumsy Florist
An Athletic Chemist
A Dignified Sailor
A Terrible Graphic Artist
A Peaceful Chef
A Methodical Bishop
A Tormented Nurse
A Casual Undertaker
A Prudent Ornithologist
A Stoic Truck Driver
A Concerned Surgeon
A Mellow Sheriff
A Weak-willed Locksmith
A Disinterested Beggar
A Miserly Personal Trainer
A Negativistic Pianist
An Encouraged Watchmaker
A Sharing Pawnbroker
A Cold Tattooist
A Tasteful Beautician
A Stupefied Chemist
A Delicate Shepherd
A Distrustful Surgeon
An Astigmatic Medic
A Trembling Clown
A Malicious Engineer
An Intense Court Jester
A Ready Private Detective
A Fawning Spy
A Sporting Scout
A Reactionary Gravedigger
A Noncompetitive Detective
A Tolerant Waiter
A Prudent Linguist
A Dutiful Doctor
An Irritable Sleuth
A Powerless Oracle
A Secretive Monk
A Painstaking Scientist
An Uncooperative Pirate
An Open-minded Terrorist
A Concerned Lawyer
A Disorganized Bricklayer
A Naive Tailor
A Vague Sculptor
A Tearful Bonecarver
An Unambitious Judge
A Cerebral Sniper
A Stupid Court Jester
An Easy Editor
An Insightful Detective
A Prudent Busker
A Pathetic Conductor
A Frustrated Evangelist
A Reactive Chief of Police
A Brittle Cheesemaker
A Reserved Writer
An Amoral Truck Driver
A Short Lawyer
A Bored Wizard
A Sweaty Taxi-driver
A Sore Webmaster
An Aggressive Gardener
A Delicate Astronaut
A Daring Archaeologist
A Sarcastic Waiter
A Money-minded Veterinarian
A Weak Barista
A Fatalistic Guitarist
A Precise Undertaker
A Ready Beekeeper
A Creative Construction Worker
A Lifeless Goldsmith
An Airy Teacher
An Extravagant Reporter
An Earthy Publisher
A Receptive Programmer
A Shy Dictator
A Predatory Sage
A Sulky Thief
A Disorderly Veterinarian
A Clear-headed Clown
A Detestable Police Officer
A Winning Philanthropist
A Weak-willed Antique Dealer
A Superstitious Guard
An Idealistic Navigator
A Weak Blacksmith
An Envious Spy
A Frivolous Juggler
A Clean Scientist
A Desolate Teacher
A Morbid Lawyer
A Dynamic Publisher
A Genuine Graphic Artist
A Self-effacing Cobbler
A Scrupulous Guard
An Intolerant Athlete
An Obnoxious Doctor
A Dishonest Bank Robber
A Youthful Secretary
An Appreciative Hunter
A Strict Coach
A Cynical Dietician
A Purposeful Monk
A Rebellious Clown
An Anxious Surgeon
An Excited Animal Trainer
A Melancholic Bricklayer
A Greedy Cartoonist
A Bitter Beautician
An Impudent Jailer
A Disturbing Dictator
A Quaking Firefighter
An Eager Shipwright
A Conservative Editor
An Efficient Painter
An Unfathomable Juggler
A Shallow Oracle
An Uneasy Stonecutter
A Cheating Fortune-teller
A Fanatical Scientist
A Dry Sailor
A Ritualistic Terrorist
A Ticklish Cameraman
A Studious Priest
An Enervated Bandit
A Scrupulous Dictator
A Private Personal Trainer
A Charismatic Customs Officer
A Cowardly Painter
A Sensitive Interpreter
A Passive Bank Robber
A Scornful Doctor
A Ready Violinist
A Conciliatory Fishmonger
A Venomous Philanthropist
A Selfless Tailor
An Apathetic Bartender
A Criminal Detective
An Unbelieving Technician
A Sympathetic Programmer
A Sentimental Model
A Heroic Rat Catcher
An Ugly Impersonator
An Original Police Officer
An Intrigued Beautician
A Possessive Wizard
An Earnest Mason
A Respectful Mathematician
A Good-natured Paramedic
A Negativistic Guard
A Jolly Drug Dealer
A Suspicious Banker
A Hopeful Farmer
An Intolerant Imam
A Zany Bureaucrat
A Steady Security Guard
A Flamboyant Chauffeur
An Inconsiderate Bandit
A Lifeless Ventriloquist
A Dignified Gondolier
A Dissonant Carver
A Callous Author
A Selfish Hunter
A Boisterous Game Show Host
A Nonchalant Diver
A Shrewd Real Estate Agent
A Glad Construction Worker
A Groovy Banker
A Self-sufficent Pickpocket
A Sweet Beekeeper
A Shortsighted Torturer
A Fuming Secretary
An Amazing Painter
An Optimistic Cameraman
A Pretentious Clown
A Repressed Ninja
An Outspoken Linguist
A Frustrated Sage
An Irritated Bodyguard
An Intuitive Scientist
A Tasteless Veterinarian
A Gracious Butcher
An Articulate Dictator
A Stubborn Translator
A Lovely Meteorologist
A Tenacious Detective
A Ready Bishop
An Obedient Watchmaker
A Stupefied Pilot
A Nonchalant Gladiator
An Easy Percussionist
A Generous Historian
An Insincere Principal
A Noncommittal Shipwright
An Ambitious Truck Driver
A Maternal Barber
An Absentminded Cosmonaut
A Crazy Philanthropist
A Hostile Spy
A Sociable Translator
An Encouraged Broker
An Uncomplaining Dictator
A Flexible Spelunker
An Extraordinary Captain
A Disconcerting Mechanic
A Cheerful Dentist
A Hateful Exotic Dancer
A Coarse Mortician
An Impudent Wedding Planner
An Experimental Courier
A Conservative Barber
A Fearful Mayor
A Secretive Beggar
An Enervated Bank Robber
A Stoic Minister
An Agonized Jeweler
An Uneasy Assassin
A Humiliated Poet
A Pompous Jockey
A Scholarly Tailor
An Unprincipled Tax Collector
An Apathetic Bureaucrat
A Gloomy Manicurist
A Soft Thief
A Distrustful Private Detective
An Agonizing Taxidermist
A Sexy Pirate
An Unimaginative Yodeler
A Sorrowful Pilot
An Impractical Pharmacist
A Paranoid Firefighter
A Balanced Saxophonist
An at Ease Captain
A Loving Burglar
A Procrastinating Tax Collector
A Tearful Assassin
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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