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A Playful Mason
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A Poor Publisher
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A Conciliatory Choreographer
A Youthful Courier
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An Inferior Blacksmith
A Hostile DJ
A Hidebound Spy
A Crude Impersonator
A Helpless Bandit
An Extravagant Painter
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A Caring Chemist
A Certain Tattooist
An Airy Herbalist
A Dedicated Percussionist
A Peaceful Spelunker
A High-minded Clown
A Prejudiced Chief of Police
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A Transparent Plumber
A Sadistic Guitarist
A Charming Merchant
A Frightened Veterinarian
An Agreeable Researcher
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A Melancholic Surgeon
A Self-critical Knight
An Efficient Gladiator
A Neglectful Bodyguard
An Empty Zookeeper
A Sorrowful Exterminator
An Offhand Make-up Artist
A Worried Sound Technician
A Responsible Dancer
A Balanced Ninja
A Ridiculous Bank Robber
An Unlovable Explorer
A Nonchalant Magistrate
A Muddle-headed Weaver
A Neutral Mayor
A Heroic Mechanic
A Disobedient Barber
A Grim Boatbuilder
A Passionate Clockmaker
A Ready Plumber
A Clumsy Graphic Artist
A Rational Dictator
A Disinterested Zookeeper
An Unhappy Ditch Digger
An Incorruptible Clerk
A Willing Chemist
A Self-indulgent Clown
An Inquisitive Cartoonist
An Amiable Psychiatrist
An Unfriendly Imam
A Purposeful Pawnbroker
An Effeminate Singer
A Slow Chief of Police
A Possessive Mathematician
A Sober Peddlar
A Sly Greengrocer
A Sporting Animal Trainer
A Repugnant Lumberjack
A Mechanical Salesperson
A Liberated Wizard
An Ecstatic Police Officer
An Elated Security Guard
A Tough Astronaut
A Brave Oracle
A Frisky Beggar
A Fatalistic Architect
An Offhand Radiologist
A Crude Sailor
A Dejected Lighthouse-keeper
A Grieved Exterminator
A Peaceful Meteorologist
A Thrilled Student
A Lonely Bodyguard
A Frightened Greengrocer
A Rejected Violinist
A Private Ditch Digger
An Offensive Chauffeur
A Sanctimonious Courier
A Gentle Mathematician
A Frightening Butcher
A Determined Builder
A Questioning Astronaut
A Sensitive Spy
An Injured Jockey
An Annoyed Meteorologist
A Crass Merchant
A Resourceful Chief of Police
A Distressed Lighthouse-keeper
A Muddle-headed Director
An Extraordinary Bank Robber
A Willing Burglar
A Responsible Chemist
A Predatory Fashion Designer
A Lovable Innkeeper
An Elegant DJ
A Political Teacher
A Tender Hairdresser
A Paternalistic Tax Collector
A Trustworthy Entrepreneur
A Venomous Weaver
A Daring Dogcatcher
A Steady Singer
A Sensitive Chemist
An Organized Cobbler
A Sharing Bishop
A Blissful Chef
A Distracted Detective
A Calm Dentist
A Vindictive Writer
A Foolish Senator
An Easy Firefighter
A Big-thinking Busker
An Imaginative Hairdresser
A Complex Torturer
An Upset Archer
A Brilliant Composer
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A Clever Ventriloquist
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An Alienated Yak Herder
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An Adventurous Wizard
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A Crafty Mercenary
A Discontented Judge
A Clear-headed Jeweler
A Powerless Entertainer
A Certain Principal
An Enthusiastic DJ
An Odd Artist
An Irritable Blacksmith
A Flexible Bank Robber
A Scrupulous Entrepreneur
A Stoic Linguist
A Dull Exterminator
A Dignified Manicurist
A Colorful Tattooist
An Aggressive Shepherd
A Troublesome Shipwright
A Scheming Garbage Collector
A Delighted Taxi-driver
A Studious Electrician
A Courteous Barber
An Apathetic Swimming Coach
An Emotional Mechanic
A Muddle-headed Chauffeur
A Panicked Beggar
A Sweaty Sheriff
A Funky Carver
An Unsentimental Philanthropist
An Obnoxious Bartender
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An Irrational Magistrate
A Romantic Factory Worker
A Frivolous Drummer
A Glad Violinist
A Fortunate Barber
A Weary Locksmith
A Ravenous Baker
A Mistaken Winemaker
A Disloyal Executioner
An Unambitious Thief
A Prudent Astronaut
An Invisible Cameraman
A Gentle Cook
A Disorderly Archaeologist
A Precise Private Detective
An Intelligent Blacksmith
A Woeful Burglar
A Fanciful Police Officer
An Individualistic Hypnotist
An Impersonal Pickpocket
A Careless Exterminator
A Protective Composer
A Difficult Translator
An Impressionable Bricklayer
A Neurotic Doctor
An Insincere Taxi-driver
A Troublesome Drug Dealer
A Disillusioned Nurse
A Reflective Surgeon
A Thankful Pirate
A Brittle Miner
A Lustful Firefighter
A Narcissistic Chauffeur
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A Phlegmatic Undertaker
A Sporting Yak Herder
A Friendly Private Detective
A Purposeful Messenger
A Conservative Criminal
A Neglectful Optometrist
An Intrigued Comedian
A Stupefied Painter
A Blunt Meteorologist
A Scared Psychiatrist
A Small-thinking Hairdresser
A Worked Up Priest
A Dejected Firefighter
A Political Engineer
A Creative Student
An Ignorant Flight Attendant
A Lazy Illustrator
An Ambitious Dancer
An Innovative Computer Programmer
A Surprising Pharmacist
A Debonair Police Officer
A Faithful Dietician
An Unambitious Chef
A Fun-loving Astronaut
An Effeminate Miner
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A Cruel Tax Collector
A Delighted Trapper
A Disorderly Spelunker
A High-spirited Shop Assistant
A Silly Flight Attendant
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A Progressive Courier
A Decadent Broker
A Guilty Navigator
A Selfless Torturer
A Guileless Plumber
A Timid Editor
An Objective Shop Assistant
A Mistaken Manicurist
A Rational Beggar
A Hurried Scientist
A Fixed Flight Attendant
A Distrustful Teacher
A Narrow-minded Astronaut
A Balanced Sniper
A Disillusioned Sheriff
A Completely Normal Sheepshearer
A Gleeful Architect
An Independent Beautician
An Agonizing Diplomat
A Sensitive Guard
A Mistaken Make-up Artist
A Dirty Court Jester
A Smiling Medic
A Driven Guitarist
A Well-read Farmer
A Curious Antique Dealer
An Eloquent Construction Worker
An Offended Baker
A Dependent Mobster
A Closed off Conductor
An Excitable Exotic Dancer
A Hopeful Physicist
A Slow Waiter
A Lovely Guard
A Victimized Clown
A Cultured Terrorist
An Individualistic Programmer
A Painstaking Spelunker
A Meddlesome Police Officer
A Surprising Dictator
An Infatuated Actor
An Eager Sniper
A Prejudiced Explorer
A Pompous Writer
An Impressionable Garbage Collector
A Contemplative Assassin
A Sensitive Barber
A Timid Swimmer
A Guileless Author
An Inert Lumberjack
A Funny Thief
An Extravagant Taxi-driver
An Ignorant Mobster
A Gracious Dressmaker
A Touchy Sailor
A Tender Marine
An Unpredicatable Fashion Designer
A Pessimistic Scientist
A Rustic Barista
A Miserly Philanthropist
A Submissive Sleuth
A Strong Air Traffic Controller
An Embarrassed Impersonator
An Impulsive Fisher
A Trustworthy Imam
A Greedy Bodyguard
A Beautiful Court Jester
A Religious Undertaker
A Subjective Chef
A Moralistic Bishop
A Bewildered Chief of Police
A Pathetic Mercenary
An Uncertain Fishmonger
A Patient Missionary
A Debonair Journalist
An Injured Florist
An Admirable Shop Assistant
A Disruptive Jeweler
A Resourceful Explorer
An Overimaginative Tax Collector
A Hurt Sniper
A Narrow-minded Security Guard
A Glad Librarian
An Enervated Lawyer
A Noncommittal Truck Driver
A Prejudiced Veterinarian
An Ecstatic Plumber
A Delicate Priest
A Clever Coach
A Dignified Tattooist
A Bright Innkeeper
A Haughty Winemaker
A Protective Choreographer
A Tactless Editor
A Repentant Swordsmith
A Sweet Janitor
A Ticklish Director
A Hungry Fortune-teller
A Humiliated Student
A Funky Private Detective
A Responsive Guru
A Contemplative Scientist
A Dignified Judge
A Dry Mobster
A Stoic Blacksmith
A Complex Sheepshearer
An Understanding Ninja
A Healthy Gravedigger
A Reliable Jeweler
A Transparent Game Show Host
A Soft Meteorologist
An Unprincipled Accountant
A Fickle Cook
A Terrible Gardener
A Sympathetic Astronaut
A Hurried Lighthouse-keeper
A Stern Soldier
An Antisocial Police Officer
A Perverse Court Jester
A Clever Firefighter
A Pedantic Detective
An Infuriated Librarian
A Romantic Magician
A Noncompetitive Chemist
A Trendy Surgeon
A Complaining Principal
An Ignorant Fortune-teller
An Impatient Carpenter
An Agonizing Salesperson
A Threatened Bank Robber
A Disrespectful Blacksmith
A Vague Truck Driver
A Destructive Computer Programmer
An Authoritarian Bartender
A Useless Optometrist
A Strong Tailor
A Cute Chemist
A Captivating Hypnotist
A Sociable Singer
A Fickle Biologist
A Pugnacious Waiter
A Satisfied Clerk
A Vivacious Courier
A Joyous Burglar
A High-handed Editor
A Messy Dogcatcher
A Flexible Salesperson
A Noncommittal Scientist
A Driven Nurse
A Discourteous Screenwriter
A Sanctimonious Pawnbroker
A Provoked Pilot
A Naive Professor
A Good-natured Watchmaker
An Organized Tax Collector
A Festive Burglar
A Bizarre Secretary
A Cheating Lifeguard
An Elated Bricklayer
A Spontaneous Barber
A Repugnant Technician
A Fearful Cook
A Neutral Reporter
An Infuriated Exotic Dancer
A Delighted Psychiatrist
An Inferior Ventriloquist
An Admirable Conductor
A Charismatic Bishop
A Decadent Hypnotist
An Outspoken Accountant
An Unprincipled Plumber
A Simple Chef
A Profound Fashion Designer
An Excitable Guitarist
An Amazed Flight Attendant
A Concerned Electrician
A Colorful Courier
A Woeful Dentist
An Upright Ninja
A Gloomy Cook
An Impulsive Drug Dealer
A Whimsical Architect
A Discouraging Veterinarian
An Outspoken Undertaker
An Offensive Accountant
An Irresponsible Firefighter
A Dramatic Guard
A Willful Tailor
A Maternal Bandit
An Eager Model
A Daring Security Guard
A Provoked Waiter
A Superficial Goldsmith
A Sly Manicurist
A Brilliant Swordsmith
An Attractive Flight Attendant
A Painstaking Undertaker
An Impressive Taxi-driver
An Astigmatic Archer
A Frisky Matador
A Ravenous Truck Driver
An Objective Taxidermist
An Enigmatic Farmer
A Blunt Coach
An Unsure Politician
A Patient Clerk
A Merry Boatbuilder
A Despicable Air Traffic Controller
A Conceited Sheriff
A Sly Guru
A Wonderful Exotic Dancer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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