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A Weak Astronaut
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An Attractive Captain
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A Wise Watchmaker
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A Trusting Printer
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A Gentle Zookeeper
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A Bright Student
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A Desperate Nurse
A Fatalistic Teacher
A High-minded Hypnotist
An Abrupt Magician
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A Confidential Referee
A Gullible Court Jester
A Gallant Dogcatcher
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An Unpleasant Baker
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A Magnanimous Interpreter
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A Melancholic Screenwriter
An Indulgent Conductor
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A Procrastinating Nurse
A Principled Hunter
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A Clever Sniper
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A Petty Hunter
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A Destructive Editor
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A Formal Coach
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A Gentle Judge
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A Mannerless Messenger
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A Stylish Builder
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An Adventurous Astronaut
A Sordid Mercenary
A Dissonant Sniper
A Businesslike Wizard
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A Conceited Bartender
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A Chummy Guard
A High-minded Editor
A Grand Soldier
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A Dejected Teacher
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A Powerless Surgeon
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A Frightened Chief of Police
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An Uncooperative Butler
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A Healthy Oracle
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An Admirable Park Ranger
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A Bold Model
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A Ridiculous Swordsmith
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A Rigid Mason
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An Oppressed Assassin
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A Well-read Butcher
An Inferior DJ
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A Wealthy Hypnotist
A Simple Cartoonist
A Sarcastic Chief of Police
A Complaining Physician
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An Organized Watchmaker
A Cold Swineherd
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An Old Yak Herder
A Reserved Sleuth
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A Confident Mortician
An Inoffensive Drummer
A Flexible Printer
A Tormented Beggar
A Beautiful Chemist
A Regimental Burglar
An Enervated Thief
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An Amusing Nurse
A Skinny Shepherd
A Pure Court Jester
A Mature Carver
A Repentant Hypnotist
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A Strict Guide
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A Sensitive Painter
A Thankful Writer
A Bored Spy
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A Guileless Pirate
A Muddle-headed Jailer
A Slow Tax Collector
A Fanciful Criminal
An Inconsiderate Janitor
A Confident Farmer
A Despairing Beekeeper
A Tenacious Programmer
An Understanding Technician
A Terrible Choreographer
A Free and Easy Reporter
A Creative Executioner
An Enigmatic Peddlar
A Depressed Assassin
A Pleased Percussionist
A Shaky Shepherd
A Preoccupied Security Guard
An Upright Editor
An Injured Baker
A Sanctimonious Air Traffic Controller
An Appalled Busker
A Shortsighted Comedian
A Well-rounded Painter
An Articulate Actor
A Prejudiced Bartender
A Unique Playwright
An Ignorant Customs Officer
An Alone Tax Collector
A Festive Paramedic
A Groovy Locksmith
A Sociable Sheepshearer
An Abrasive Mercenary
An Ugly Beggar
A Misguided Builder
An Eloquent Silversmith
A Tasteful Police Officer
A Sly Zookeeper
An Ordinary Farmer
A Dramatic Pilot
An One-dimensional Sheriff
A Provoked Architect
An Aimless Pickpocket
A Sadistic Nurse
A Tasteless Priest
A Faithful Bartender
A Whimsical Nanny
A Contemptible Dentist
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A Self-effacing Oracle
A Selfish Cartoonist
An Irresponsible Busker
A Ridiculous Tax Collector
A Lonely Wizard
A Mistaken Mercenary
A Trustworthy Astronaut
A Lucky Dancer
An Aloof Dressmaker
A Joyous Courier
A Lovely Gravedigger
A Mystical Photographer
An Impressive Air Traffic Controller
A Surprised Journalist
A Brutal Dictator
A Sanctimonious Carpenter
An Incapable Gate-keeper
A Self-indulgent Bodyguard
A False Spy
An Assertive Guru
An Unlucky Messenger
A Perverse Actor
A Sulky Farmer
An Obedient Magician
An Inoffensive Oracle
A Subtle Drug Dealer
A Threatened Student
An Earthy Interrogator
A Jolly Pickpocket
A Secretive Burglar
A Repugnant Sniper
An Impressive Receptionist
An Infatuated Assassin
An Objective Cartoonist
A Perfectionist Police Officer
A Humorous Hunter
A Chummy Beautician
An Unhealthy Painter
A Free and Easy Actor
An Innovative Tax Collector
An Airy Impersonator
A Focused Paramedic
A Stylish Playwright
A Friendly Ninja
A Hateful Bandit
A Hopeful Judge
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A Balanced Messenger
A Transparent Artist
An Affectionate Mathematician
A Sedentary Detective
A Dishonest Pilot
A Cruel Interrogator
An Ecstatic Court Jester
A Fuming Waiter
A Bold Gravedigger
A Cross Chauffeur
A Hardworking Stonecutter
A Blunt Magistrate
A Sociable Tailor
A Disconcerting Chef
A Festive Manicurist
A Flamboyant Lumberjack
A Humiliated Detective
An Attractive Optometrist
A Laughing Dentist
An Infatuated Sleuth
A Gentle Pilot
An One-dimensional DJ
A Shrewd Butcher
A Confused Guru
A Groovy Beautician
An Upright Bishop
A Studious Diver
A Criminal Antique Dealer
A Provocative Plumber
A Dejected Park Ranger
A Sympathetic Matador
A Mistaken Pickpocket
A Meddlesome Burglar
An Obedient Bank Robber
A Concerned Farmer
A Forgiving Programmer
A Stupefied Taxidermist
A Repentant Servant
A Grieved Bishop
A Paranoid Mathematician
An Athletic Sheriff
A Distracted Journalist
A Stiff Scientist
An Impulsive Magician
A Tormented Missionary
A Decent Fortune-teller
An Irrational Guard
An Objective Pastor
An Invisible Jeweler
An Engrossed Cameraman
An Obsessive Barista
An Optimistic Mercenary
A Stubborn Sculptor
A Proud Minister
An Angry Photographer
A Ritualistic Blacksmith
A Paternalistic Professor
A Precise Torturer
An Unambitious Police Officer
A Deceptive Zookeeper
A Balanced Diplomat
A Superstitious Terrorist
A Gullible Bank Robber
A Passive Conductor
A Cheating Butler
An Impractical Bodyguard
An Appreciative Spy
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