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A Responsible Florist
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A Lifeless Wizard
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A Secure Doctor
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A Greedy Servant
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A Noncommittal Captain
A Strong-willed Ornithologist
A Dramatic Referee
A Mystical Veterinarian
A Disobedient Mathematician
A Fun-loving Hypnotist
A Self-denying Dentist
A Mature Police Officer
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A Folksy Teacher
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A Sporting Editor
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A Panicked Screenwriter
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A Strong-willed Translator
A Tender Paramedic
A Softheaded Bartender
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A Dramatic Director
A Maternal Tax Collector
A Short Assassin
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A Positive Undertaker
A Festive Pilot
A Solemn Blacksmith
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A Caring Baker
An One-dimensional Percussionist
An Observant Sailor
An Insecure Weaver
A Paranoid Playwright
A Devious Barista
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A Sedentary Ventriloquist
A Frugal Reporter
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A False Brewer
A Pathetic Historian
A Woeful Hotelier
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An Articulate Archer
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A Political Writer
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A Tortured Plumber
A Steady Mobster
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An Outspoken Interpreter
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An Offensive Bodyguard
A Realistic Bandit
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A Soft Tattooist
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A Domineering Architect
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A Terrified Welder
An Unprincipled Police Officer
A Cooperative Nanny
An Unpleasant Doctor
A Charming Judge
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A Disturbing Governor
A Familial Hotelier
An Egocentric Hunter
A Punctual Scout
A Snoopy Chauffeur
A Weak Taxidermist
A Sentimental Guitarist
A Comfortable Bank Robber
A Witty Swimming Coach
An Appreciative Ventriloquist
A Self-sufficent Marine
An Earnest Librarian
A Fanatical Chef
An Easy Nurse
A Fun-loving Lifeguard
A Ravenous Impersonator
A Devious Scout
A Proud Air Traffic Controller
A Repentant Cheesemaker
A Cooperative Judge
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A Greedy Paramedic
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A Sanctimonious Senator
A Rebellious Teacher
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A Healthy Weaver
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A Steadfast Marine
A Wonderful Lawyer
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An Important Juggler
A Shallow Magician
An Inferior Dictator
An Impressionable Herald
A Bold Beekeeper
A Lying Archer
A Tidy Welder
A Grim Barber
A Fawning Rat Catcher
An Appalled Farmer
A Crude Scout
A Selfless Librarian
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An Angry Mathematician
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A Tasteless Sailor
A Stylish Messenger
A Puritanical Truck Driver
A Self-denying Librarian
An Alert Scientist
A Sordid Jailer
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An Authoritarian Dancer
A Sporting Coach
A Confidential Missionary
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A Weary Air Traffic Controller
A Reactive Banker
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An Obedient Farmer
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A Discontented Deputy
A Vivacious Wizard
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A Tortured Explorer
A Fortunate Mobster
A Content Gladiator
A Discouraged Photographer
A Dynamic Real Estate Agent
A Narcissistic Thief
An Impudent Bartender
An Elegant Inventor
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A Suspicious Lifeguard
An Amazing Doctor
An Old-fashioned Archer
A Discreet Barber
A Bright Principal
A Repressed Translator
A Dissatisfied Court Jester
An Appalled Bodyguard
An Irresponsible Assassin
An Alienated Builder
A Tense Sleuth
A Doubtful Philanthropist
A Gloomy Weaver
A Steely Shepherd
A Tall Pastor
A Contemplative Hunter
A Predictable Lawyer
A Joyous Garbage Collector
A Dejected Shipwright
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A Comfortable DJ
A Liberal Sound Technician
A Tormented Animal Trainer
A Transparent Webmaster
A Sweet Secretary
A Deceptive Programmer
A Realistic Dictator
A Sophisticated Marshal
A Mechanical Soldier
A Modest Baker
A Grieved Bonecarver
A Disinterested Engineer
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A Generous Composer
A Demanding Waiter
A Provoked Chef
A Principled Nurse
A Balanced Assassin
A Sweaty Veterinarian
A Driven Burglar
A Disillusioned Mayor
A Paralyzed Beautician
A Moralistic Secretary
A Mature Beggar
A Skeptical Shepherd
A Formal Banker
A Cultured Police Officer
A Petty Weaver
An Uncharitable Senator
An Energetic Locksmith
A Contemptible Ventriloquist
A Discontented Cameraman
A Jolly Magistrate
An Amazing Violinist
An Offhand Pickpocket
A Sure Air Traffic Controller
A High-minded Taxi-driver
A Power-hungry Professor
An Inquisitive Painter
A Desperate Dressmaker
A Prudent Bonecarver
A Single-minded Bricklayer
A Blunt Pirate
An Abrasive Physician
A Pathetic Journalist
A Nonchalant Broker
A Comfortable Poet
An Innovative Farmer
A Wonderful Secretary
An Irrational Blacksmith
A Sadistic Clerk
A Conformist Lighthouse-keeper
A Fanciful Editor
A Funny Governor
A Brave Dressmaker
A Phlegmatic Composer
A Decisive Mobster
An Odd Sniper
A Cautious Photographer
A Purposeful Doctor
A Practical Barber
A Lonely Student
A Nihilistic Farmer
A Jubilant Swordsmith
An Inert Captain
A Smiling Botanist
A Tenacious Magistrate
A Political Singer
A Steady Physicist
A Stern Astronaut
A Progressive Magician
A Sadistic Carpenter
A Silly Teacher
An Anxious Scout
A Cowardly Burglar
A Skinny Meteorologist
A Faithless Barista
An Invulnerable DJ
A Businesslike Stonecutter
A Freethinking Greengrocer
A Helpful Air Traffic Controller
A Reassured Criminal
A Serene Linguist
An Appreciative Swimming Coach
A Critical Executioner
A Charming Broker
A Disinterested Actor
A Self-reliant Pickpocket
An Incapable Bishop
A Wonderful Graphic Artist
A Money-minded Athlete
A Hidebound Locksmith
An Aloof Dictator
A Puritanical Sailor
An Uncooperative Peddlar
A Careless Scientist
A Closed off Servant
A Disruptive Swordsmith
A Vulnerable Torturer
An Invisible Juggler
A Content Undertaker
A Meticulous Magician
A Heroic Deputy
A Caring Swineherd
A Paternalistic Lawyer
A Peaceful Sleuth
A Passive Herbalist
A Leisurely Reporter
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A Blissful Crook
A Disinterested Manager
A Neurotic Veterinarian
A Charmless Paleontologist
An Uneasy Greengrocer
An Unappreciative Impersonator
An Insecure Knight
An Unlovable Jockey
A Stern Librarian
A Mannerless Paramedic
A Comfortable Goatherd
An Extravagant Dentist
A Ready Drummer
A Fuming Criminal
An Upset Florist
An Unsure Brewer
A Modern Gondolier
A Patient Sculptor
An Offended Computer Programmer
A Personable Plumber
A Playful Knight
An Arbitrary Researcher
An Abrasive Make-up Artist
A Tasteful Farmer
A Youthful Percussionist
A Handsome Ventriloquist
A Resentful Detective
A Stiff Sound Technician
An Adventurous Butcher
A Presumptuous Nurse
A Cold Librarian
A Calm Goatherd
A Reliable Air Traffic Controller
An Escapist Hunter
A Repentant Professor
A Skinny Real Estate Agent
An Unappreciative Knight
An Impersonal Bartender
An Ignorant Dogcatcher
A Detestable Photographer
An Emotional Guru
A Hurt Composer
An Inoffensive Matador
An Unstable Butcher
A Presumptuous Teacher
A High-handed Captain
An Uncharitable Bodyguard
A Funky Jockey
A Soft Mayor
A Willing Sleuth
A Dismayed Crook
A Meticulous Priest
A Joyous Butler
A Self-conscious Knight
A Sensitive Blacksmith
A Hardworking Sailor
A Strict Linguist
A Procrastinating Coroner
An Amusing Lawyer
An One-dimensional Actor
A Fearful Assassin
A Fixed Dogcatcher
A Progressive Ditch Digger
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