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An Unpleasant Poet
A Sympathetic Sound Technician
An Odd Captain
A Complaining Personal Trainer
A Ridiculous Beautician
A Frivolous Assassin
An Offended Security Guard
A Fearful Singer
A Cantakerous Physician
A Contradictory Beggar
A Patriotic Pirate
A Dirty Bodyguard
A Surprised Surgeon
An One-dimensional Busker
A Lucky Musician
A Purposeful Radiologist
A Ravenous Bishop
A Young Chauffeur
An Amazed Mechanic
A Phlegmatic Assassin
A Disconcerting Mortician
A Curious Paleontologist
An Eloquent Clown
An Excitable Terrorist
A Tenacious Dietician
An Insulting Shoemaker
A Groovy Police Officer
A Stiff Pastor
A Sensitive Gravedigger
An Arbitrary Busker
An Inflamed Chief of Police
A Pure Pilot
A Witty Geologist
An Enervated Pianist
An Intent Ventriloquist
A Deep Construction Worker
A Secure Scientist
An Anxious Governor
A Bland Scout
A Young Mechanic
A Money-minded Fortune-teller
An Incorruptible Gravedigger
An Aimless Barber
An Alert Webmaster
An Admirable Police Officer
A Questioning Receptionist
A Frustrated Translator
An Idiosyncratic Chief of Police
A Sensual Butcher
A Coarse Taxidermist
A Brutal Waiter
A Discreet DJ
A Cross Busker
A Satisfied Spin Doctor
A Crying Tailor
A Passive Illustrator
An Enigmatic Antique Dealer
A Dull Coach
A Sore Artist
A Compulsive Dentist
A Sweaty Biologist
A Smiling Veterinarian
A Casual Swimming Coach
A Confused Spy
A Compassionate Taxi-driver
An Inconsiderate Graphic Artist
A Pretentious Athlete
A Messy Doctor
An Inert Real Estate Agent
A Frightened Pharmacist
A Rational Scientist
A Cooperative Messenger
A Skillful Executioner
An Empty Soldier
A Disruptive Wedding Planner
A Meddlesome Butcher
A Loving Taxidermist
A Hateful Shoemaker
A Terrible Magician
A Patriotic Silversmith
A Handsome Banker
An Easily Discouraged Pickpocket
A Self-conscious Veterinarian
A Contemplative Manager
A Stable Exotic Dancer
An Irreligious Detective
A Certain Captain
An Obvious Cheesemaker
An Individualistic Busker
A Restrained Bandit
A Sore Deputy
An Incapable Tailor
A Peaceful Bartender
A Fraudulent Welder
A Repentant Zookeeper
A Transparent Bank Robber
A Vague Actor
A Mellow Archer
An Exciting Rat Catcher
A Presumptuous Fortune-teller
An Extravagant Butcher
A Conciliatory Burglar
An Absentminded Torturer
An One-dimensional Choreographer
An Uninhibited Surgeon
A Self-indulgent Graphic Artist
A Ridiculous Firefighter
A Deep Politician
A Sophisticated Sheriff
A Lustful Ninja
A Fatalistic Hairdresser
An Unprincipled Chauffeur
An Expedient Translator
A Snoopy Gladiator
A Dejected Painter
A Healthy Optometrist
A Festive Pastor
An Eloquent Imam
A Selfless Herald
A Protective Sage
A Brilliant Lifeguard
An Earnest Ditch Digger
A Disillusioned Pickpocket
A Childish Receptionist
A Miserable Scientist
A Sociable Ventriloquist
A Barbaric Sound Technician
An Abrupt Chauffeur
A Greedy Programmer
A Possessive Barber
An Embarrassed Medic
A Resourceful Tattooist
An Elated Marshal
A Ritualistic Herbalist
A Strong-willed Firefighter
A Sore Psychiatrist
A Freewheeling Veterinarian
A Self-effacing Composer
A Grief Greengrocer
An Uneasy Hairdresser
A Disgusting Private Detective
A False Gondolier
A Prejudiced Lifeguard
A Free and Easy Ornithologist
An Efficient Chimney-sweep
A Disloyal Herald
A Rowdy Firefighter
A Graceless Researcher
A Smiling Deputy
An Upright Botanist
An Insulting Translator
A Crying Percussionist
An Organized Gravedigger
A Stern Mayor
A Freethinking Doctor
An Irritated Medic
A Tortured Blacksmith
A Dominating Cook
An Assertive Factory Worker
A Free and Easy Cheesemaker
An Unsure Shoemaker
A Shortsighted Interior Designer
An One-dimensional Teacher
A Fuming Model
A Prim Cosmonaut
A Regretful Tattooist
A Dependent Lifeguard
An Imaginative Navigator
An Infuriated Court Jester
A Loving Philanthropist
An Oppressed Exterminator
An Authoritarian Clown
An Enraged Dancer
A Fickle Dietician
A Wealthy Miner
An Obsessive Sound Technician
An Astigmatic Florist
A Discourteous Hunter
A Daring Doctor
An Upright Exotic Dancer
A Big-thinking Scientist
A Discreet Conductor
A Self-denying Flight Attendant
A Beautiful Chicken Sexer
A Scornful Botanist
An Open-minded Referee
A Smiling Wizard
An Indecisive Matador
An Apathetic Guitarist
An Irrational Captain
A Desolate Politician
A Stoic Customs Officer
A Bright Butler
An Indifferent Taxi-driver
An Affectionate Optometrist
A Nervous Scientist
A Woeful Ambassador
A Crying Goldsmith
A Scholarly Undertaker
A Nihilistic Model
A Mawkish Gravedigger
A Calculating Firefighter
A Liberal Radiologist
A Mystical Cosmonaut
An Oppressed Hunter
A Dreamy Chemist
A Clean Beautician
A Cruel Florist
A Steady Carpenter
An Embarrassed Sailor
A Powerless Diver
A Handsome Security Guard
An Appreciative Miner
A Dramatic Hypnotist
A Mournful Janitor
A Tall Rat Catcher
A Confused Winemaker
A Cold Pickpocket
An Impulsive Programmer
A Lifeless Criminal
A Plodding Bartender
A Mature Drummer
A Distracted Guard
A Hard Working Dogcatcher
A Disturbing Wizard
A Sober Undertaker
A Fuming Firefighter
A Protective Psychiatrist
An Incorruptible Screenwriter
A Tender Percussionist
A Fixed Sleuth
A Sarcastic Hunter
A Restrained Poet
A Lonely Explorer
A Weak Conductor
A Dependent Carver
A Wary Shop Assistant
A Willing Actor
An Agonizing Librarian
A Sympathetic Sailor
A Money-minded Detective
A Miserable Gravedigger
A Surprising Cameraman
A Sore Security Guard
A Perplexed Gondolier
A Courageous Bureaucrat
A Discouraged Botanist
An Affectionate Builder
A Transparent Police Officer
A Focused Paramedic
An Agonized Dogcatcher
An Infatuated Sage
An Authoritarian Wizard
A Strict Historian
A Trembling Beekeeper
A Predatory Doctor
A Good-natured Dentist
A Guilty Ambassador
A Steady Dancer
A Frightened Chef
A Cultured Butcher
A Courageous Magician
A Genuine Painter
A Glamorous Sheepshearer
A Blissful Teacher
A Casual Guru
A Cute Private Detective
An Impudent Geologist
A Sweaty Poet
A Thorough Nurse
A Neurotic Beekeeper
A Laughing Spy
An Excited Gravedigger
A Calculating Chemist
An Elegant Burglar
A Conservative Minister
An Ashamed Soldier
An Ambitious Police Officer
A Disgusting Illustrator
A Threatened Wizard
A Useless Scientist
A Weary Clerk
A Vivacious Spin Doctor
An Irreverent Private Detective
A Hardy Mortician
A Liberal Hotelier
An Open-minded Butcher
A Self-indulgent Carpenter
A Bland Drummer
A High-minded Governor
A Grand Personal Trainer
An Experimental Archer
A Boisterous Ventriloquist
An Irritated Plumber
A Woeful Wizard
A Festive Fishmonger
A Ritualistic Swimming Coach
An Argumentative Detective
A Businesslike Fortune-teller
An Earnest Cheesemaker
A False Dentist
An Abrasive Sleuth
A Sweet Tailor
A Transparent Mercenary
A Deceptive Shaman
An Indignant Chief of Police
A Predatory Mason
A Thoughtless Writer
A Disorderly Spy
An Inflamed Bodyguard
A Cheating Diver
An Insensitive Weaver
A Hurried Illustrator
A Zany Sailor
An Intolerant Busker
A Confident Security Guard
A Fortunate Botanist
An Observant Merchant
A Prim Jeweler
A Bold Teacher
An Argumentative Writer
A High-spirited Interrogator
An Enraged Electrician
A Faithless Carpenter
A Simple Dancer
A Lifeless Crook
A Respectful Truck Driver
A Bizarre Pharmacist
An Inflamed Jailer
A Hurt Clown
A Domineering Interior Designer
An Alarmed Printer
A Small-thinking Criminal
A Submissive Assassin
A Businesslike Shepherd
A Profound Chicken Sexer
A Discouraging Chauffeur
A Tolerant Choreographer
A Fearful Sleuth
A Well-read Fishmonger
An Encouraged Beautician
A Well-rounded Researcher
An Irritated Computer Programmer
A Paranoid Manager
A Whimsical Baker
An Expedient Sound Technician
A Treacherous Yodeler
A Pure Game Show Host
A Weak-willed Factory Worker
A Lucky Athlete
An Eloquent Psychiatrist
A Peaceful Torturer
A Profound Personal Trainer
A Repentant Bank Robber
A Bright Shoemaker
A Crass Beggar
A Noncompetitive Priest
An Old Bandit
A Calm Pawnbroker
A Willing Judge
A Provocative Entrepreneur
A Humble Computer Programmer
A Warm Innkeeper
An Amoral Deputy
A Wonderful Barber
A Sexy Chief of Police
A Prudent Criminal
A Pompous Tattooist
A Dishonest Bodyguard
A Single-minded Nanny
A Sweet Burglar
A Concerned Sniper
A Bitter Diver
A Poor Fishmonger
A Tortured Pilot
An Understanding Wizard
An Ashamed Clown
A Useless Researcher
A Moralistic Fortune-teller
A Lovely Goatherd
A Courteous Doctor
A Delicate Torturer
A Charmless Pickpocket
A High-spirited Thief
A Mournful Firefighter
An Embarrassed Ambassador
An Elegant Baker
A Tough Historian
A Clean Private Detective
A Self-conscious Wedding Planner
A Hypnotic Pianist
A Wronged Blacksmith
A Thrilled Dentist
A Trusting Executioner
A Superstitious Wizard
A Hateful Weaver
A Monstrous Chemist
A Disloyal Pilot
An Inquisitive Secretary
A Funky Goatherd
A Dirty Fashion Designer
A Perverse Soldier
A Possessive Sailor
A Delighted Fortune-teller
A Liberal Busker
An Honorable Merchant
An Injured Actor
A Scrupulous Guru
A Closed off Bandit
An Absentminded Drummer
A Brittle Builder
An Unambitious Shaman
A Conventional Garbage Collector
A Hardy Winemaker
A Perplexed Spin Doctor
A Helpless Wizard
An Impressionable Accountant
A Dissatisfied Lighthouse-keeper
A Fashionable Bricklayer
A Tough Surgeon
A Cautious Gravedigger
A Greedy Scientist
A Stern Interrogator
A Pure Farmer
A Meddlesome Executioner
A Practical Chicken Sexer
A Scheming Thief
A Dependent Singer
A Sarcastic Minister
A Free and Easy Tax Collector
An Impulsive Translator
A Conservative Webmaster
A Callous Butcher
An Easy Sheriff
A Troublesome Drug Dealer
A Weary Sheepshearer
An Infatuated Mason
A Conformist Pilot
An Agonized Electrician
An Encouraged Undertaker
A Blunt Exotic Dancer
A Vague Artist
An Outrageous Nurse
An Unsure Physicist
A Genuine Barber
A Threatened Torturer
A Contradictory Trapper
A Logical Model
A Conventional Plumber
A Bold Taxidermist
An at Ease Dictator
A Snoopy Astronaut
A Political Matador
An Appalled Guitarist
An One-dimensional Archaeologist
A Barbaric Fortune-teller
A Quaking Surgeon
A Crass Psychiatrist
An Unlovable Waiter
A Delighted Sleuth
A Private Explorer
A Dependent Hypnotist
A Depressed Biologist
An Indifferent Police Officer
A Sedentary Author
An Abrupt Linguist
A Disciplined Archaeologist
A Brutal Painter
A Disappointed Goatherd
A Well-read Spy
A Kind Musician
A Lazy Yak Herder
An Insightful Farmer
A Clean Photographer
A Positive Zookeeper
A Patriotic Blacksmith
An Egocentric Bank Robber
A Worried Chimney-sweep
A Progressive Executioner
An Inhibited Shoemaker
A Cautious Explorer
A Private Matador
An Assertive Gladiator
An Incorruptible Priest
A Brilliant Tattooist
A Magnanimous Pickpocket
An Energetic Weaver
A Silly Shepherd
An Easy Composer
A Contemptible Game Show Host
A Weak Clerk
A Scholarly Radiologist
An Optimistic Dentist
An Injured Social Worker
A Questioning Hunter
A Liberal Spelunker
An Affectionate Swimming Coach
A Stubborn Tax Collector
A Dogmatic Fashion Designer
A Smiling Terrorist
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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