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A Restless Shop Assistant
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An Innovative Editor
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A Blissful Researcher
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A Nonchalant Archaeologist
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A Fun-loving Student
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A Well-read Barber
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A Pretentious Composer
A Logical Customs Officer
A Funny Fisher
An Annoyed Chemist
A Depressed Undertaker
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A Hearty Chef
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A Certain Pastor
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An Ignorant Priest
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A Passionate Violinist
A Destructive Security Guard
A Thankful Architect
A Sly Interior Designer
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A Misguided Tax Collector
An Uninhibited Ambassador
A Nervous Shepherd
A Creative Pirate
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A Delicate Surgeon
An Intuitive Teacher
A Ready Astronaut
An Earthy Shoemaker
A Discreet Firefighter
An Intent Meteorologist
An Energetic Sniper
An Apathetic Goldsmith
A Liberated Physician
A Crass Singer
A Passive Bodyguard
An Irreligious Beekeeper
A Conformist Silversmith
A Restrained Monk
A Compulsive Yak Herder
A Wronged Bandit
A Fixed Entertainer
A Sore Philanthropist
A Bewildered Sailor
A Subjective Senator
A Desperate Editor
A Groovy Surgeon
A Devious Shepherd
A Power-hungry Fraudster
A Physical Jeweler
A Quaking Dogcatcher
An Innovative Undertaker
A Dramatic Guitarist
An Aloof Trapper
A Charismatic Yak Herder
An Exciting Librarian
A Detestable Plumber
An Orderly Guard
A Captivating Bodyguard
A Paranoid Exotic Dancer
An Eloquent Pilot
An Observant Assassin
A Hardy Beggar
A Terrible Peddlar
An Impressionable Mayor
A Chummy Florist
An Agonizing Construction Worker
A Decent Senator
A Principled Astronaut
A Brittle Librarian
A Miserly Clown
A Cooperative Archaeologist
A Frugal Bodyguard
An at Ease Torturer
A Devious Antique Dealer
An Alienated Court Jester
A Lustful Fortune-teller
A Tasteful Stunt Double
An Amiable Pirate
A High-minded Shepherd
A Frisky Private Detective
An Original Ambassador
A Disrespectful Ditch Digger
A Disruptive Teacher
A Moralistic Herbalist
A Prudent Lifeguard
A Balanced Journalist
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A Determined Nurse
An at Ease Cheesemaker
A Shallow Artist
A Disciplined Peddlar
A Hefty Antique Dealer
A Fixed Gladiator
A Caring Director
An Unlucky Interrogator
An Impractical Silversmith
A Responsible Wizard
A Regretful Philanthropist
An Erratic Security Guard
A Calculating Student
An Absentminded Artist
A Woeful Lifeguard
A Solitary Hunter
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A Modest Model
An Assertive Veterinarian
A Melancholic Gladiator
An Inquisitive Drummer
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A Complaining Actor
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A Frugal Librarian
A Certain Assassin
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A Subjective Scout
A Devoted Clown
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An Inhibited Cheesemaker
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A Humiliated Physicist
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A Whimsical Mason
A Predatory Monk
A Jolly Tailor
A Comfortable Pilot
A Demanding Playwright
A Treacherous Doctor
A Depressed Truck Driver
A Doubtful Waiter
An Indulgent Undertaker
A Self-reliant Actor
A Warm Fisher
An Elegant Greengrocer
A Dry Beekeeper
An Annoyed Guitarist
A Forthright Astronaut
A Clear-headed Librarian
An Obedient Pirate
A Tidy Burglar
An Enervated Model
A Compassionate Bodyguard
A Scholarly Illustrator
A Regretful Chicken Sexer
A Dejected Researcher
A Suspicious Bureaucrat
A Deceptive Crook
An Inconsiderate Waiter
An Intense Drug Dealer
A Resentful Detective
A Weird Psychiatrist
A Quirky Dentist
A Petty Firefighter
An Anxious Florist
An Unfathomable Scientist
An Abrupt Thief
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A Restrained Gardener
A Repentant Chauffeur
A Cynical Tattooist
A Secretive Gladiator
A Fiery Coroner
A Conformist Salesperson
A Gullible Lifeguard
An Amazed Construction Worker
A Folksy Swimming Coach
A Trembling Spelunker
An Organized Archer
A Smiling Taxi-driver
A Wishful Poet
A Hungry Security Guard
A Stylish Dogcatcher
A Chummy Builder
A Bewildered Bishop
A Moralistic Chief of Police
An Unpredicatable Courier
An Unhappy Guru
A Graceless Hypnotist
A Sloppy Florist
A Cheerful Baker
A Wise Butcher
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A Conservative Captain
A Bewildered Priest
A Funny Butler
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A Closed off Author
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A Reactionary Mercenary
A Self-sufficent Taxi-driver
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A Sentimental Pianist
A Maternal Record Producer
A Sordid Imam
An Extraordinary Surgeon
A Deep Ambassador
A Purposeful Scientist
An Independent Shoemaker
A Graceless Executioner
A Ruined Radiologist
A Neutral Geologist
An Inoffensive Chemist
A Neglectful Carver
A Possessive Sculptor
An Affectionate Chicken Sexer
A Tasteless Hairdresser
A Well-meaning Tattooist
A Childish Model
A Softheaded Shaman
A Prudent Antique Dealer
A Lying Drug Dealer
An Intelligent Marshal
A Crude Hunter
A Friendly Mayor
A Freethinking Wedding Planner
An Athletic Butler
A Wary Criminal
A Sordid Factory Worker
A Threatened Bank Robber
A Debonair Fortune-teller
A Puritanical Goldsmith
An Idealistic Beggar
A Disconcerting Tailor
An Empathetic Pirate
An Encouraged Lawyer
A Sympathetic Herald
An Unprincipled Butcher
A Contemplative Mason
A Formal Sculptor
A Completely Normal Boatbuilder
A Dogmatic Sage
A Suave Model
An Inhibited Salesperson
A Pleased Juggler
A Sophisticated Astronaut
A Sloppy Chief of Police
An Obsessive Painter
A Disconcerting Shipwright
An Indignant Dressmaker
An One-dimensional Magician
A Pure Researcher
An Airy Photographer
A Moody Veterinarian
An Irreligious Rat Catcher
A Bland Busker
A Gloomy Fortune-teller
A Stylish Sculptor
A Perverse Beekeeper
An Honest Hypnotist
A Forceful Antique Dealer
A Repugnant Security Guard
A Kind Journalist
A Wonderful Chauffeur
A Liberal Taxidermist
A Surprising Doctor
A Neurotic Undertaker
A Fashionable Veterinarian
A Mistaken Farmer
A Muddle-headed Garbage Collector
A Blunt Bank Robber
A Desperate Assassin
A Wealthy Courier
A Reactionary Wizard
An Ordinary Bricklayer
An Astigmatic Hunter
An Ugly Dancer
A Despicable Sheepshearer
A Hidebound Interior Designer
A Dissonant Surgeon
A Boisterous Diver
A Rational Dentist
A Self-denying Drug Dealer
A Forgetful Drummer
A Tidy Criminal
A Benevolent Doctor
A Hungry Courier
A Grand Swordsmith
A Thorough Wizard
A Muddle-headed Botanist
A Clumsy Construction Worker
A Bitter Taxi-driver
A High-minded Marshal
An Anxious Assassin
A Helpful Gravedigger
A Dominating Archer
A Thievish Crook
A Fatalistic Builder
A Charming Soldier
A Confidential Bishop
An Amazed Painter
A Rigid Sleuth
A Vivacious Clown
A Frugal Impersonator
An Invisible Manicurist
An Anxious Researcher
An Amazing Mortician
An Independent Security Guard
A Humble Plumber
A Hardworking Magician
A Sulky Artist
A Glamorous Psychiatrist
A Ready Hairdresser
A Quirky Model
A Moralistic Bodyguard
A Youthful Stonecutter
A Personable Historian
A Malicious Dentist
A Proud Ornithologist
An Opinionated Composer
A Repugnant Messenger
A Sarcastic Mobster
A Cute Butler
A Faithless Sheriff
A Petty Judge
A Festive Sleuth
A Complaining Paramedic
A Stylish Butcher
A Distracted Builder
A Folksy Diver
A Superstitious Flight Attendant
A Bizarre Make-up Artist
A Grieved Model
A Muddle-headed Hypnotist
A Tortured Surgeon
An Infuriated Terrorist
A Reserved Shaman
A Despicable Scout
A Nonchalant Marshal
An Authoritarian Clockmaker
A Difficult Writer
A Contemplative Gate-keeper
A Progressive Cartoonist
A Perfectionist Pirate
A Popular Scientist
An Amused Chief of Police
An Amazing Hypnotist
An Annoyed Torturer
A Chummy Gravedigger
An Invulnerable Physicist
An Ambitious Interrogator
A Decent Navigator
An Unstable Bricklayer
A Happy Beekeeper
An Amazed Bodyguard
An Important Printer
A Regimental Sailor
An Obsessive Stonecutter
An Upright Fishmonger
A Trusting Beautician
A Money-minded Clown
An Ordinary Miner
A Healthy Banker
A Skeptical Architect
A Useless Lumberjack
A Dissonant Criminal
A Well-rounded Fortune-teller
An Empathetic Interior Designer
A Calm Goatherd
A Sensual Pianist
A Confused Sculptor
A Logical Marshal
A Fun-loving Athlete
A Cute Meteorologist
A Clean Police Officer
A Ticklish Entrepreneur
An Outspoken Burglar
An Obvious Zookeeper
A Repressed Firefighter
A Money-minded Butler
A Hedonistic Composer
A Restrained Banker
An Egocentric Florist
A Suspicious Sailor
A Stern Herbalist
A Wise Shepherd
A Conciliatory Taxidermist
An Unappreciative Undertaker
A Deceitful Surgeon
An Impatient Translator
An Astigmatic Model
A Sadistic Cab Driver
A Big-thinking Broker
A Studious Swordsmith
An Eloquent Taxi-driver
A Brittle Police Officer
A Repentant Clown
A Frisky Professor
A Wary Farmer
A Disgusting Cobbler
A Hesitant Imam
A Wise Baker
A Frightened Personal Trainer
A Critical Bandit
A Desperate Violinist
An Insensitive Welder
A Resourceful Firefighter
A Distracted Sniper
A Fiery Torturer
A Single-minded Lawyer
A Tense Pawnbroker
A Resentful Scout
A Focused Playwright
A Repentant Electrician
An Indignant Paleontologist
An Overimaginative Actor
A Grief Astronaut
An Irresponsible Crook
A Cantakerous Ventriloquist
An Abrasive Barista
An Aloof Hotelier
A Vindictive Dogcatcher
A Dignified Gladiator
An Offensive Guitarist
A Distrustful Magician
A Desperate Botanist
A Pretentious Fisher
A Domineering Choreographer
A High-spirited Silversmith
An Insensitive Taxidermist
A Crying Mercenary
A Warm Construction Worker
A Loving Architect
A Disrespectful Entertainer
A Wishful Conductor
A Suspicious Technician
An Intense Watchmaker
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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