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An Envious Bank Robber
An One-dimensional Chef
An Ecstatic Mercenary
A Tactless Farmer
An Uncooperative Thief
A Sloppy Chauffeur
An Original Barber
An Alienated Soldier
A Decisive Receptionist
An Opinionated Captain
A Brilliant Explorer
A Blunt Senator
A Well-meaning Bodyguard
An Indulgent Pirate
A Hungry Director
A Dependent Sniper
A Suspicious Impersonator
A Responsive Stonecutter
An Athletic Air Traffic Controller
A Reserved Exotic Dancer
A Possessive Writer
A Sly Scout
A Disloyal Yodeler
A Simple Guard
A Maternal Physician
A Perplexed Matador
An Excited Marine
A Contradictory Chauffeur
A Delicate Dogcatcher
A Principled Swimming Coach
A Preoccupied Musician
A Neurotic Cartoonist
A Strict Wizard
A Subtle Barber
A Plodding Gate-keeper
An Invulnerable Security Guard
A Contemptible Clown
An Elegant Executioner
A Driven Court Jester
A Sympathetic Astronaut
A Charmless Spelunker
A Cautious Librarian
An Affectionate Taxi-driver
A Perplexed Paleontologist
A Wary Beautician
A Disconcerting Pharmacist
A Subjective Veterinarian
An at Ease Butcher
An Uncertain Fraudster
An Invisible Researcher
A Mature Governor
A Sensual Criminal
A Despairing Shoemaker
A Hurt Chief of Police
A Skillful Bodyguard
A Disinterested Dentist
A Well-read Peddlar
A Liberated Architect
A Fiery Sniper
An Impressionable Receptionist
An Inert Farmer
An Unambitious Wedding Planner
A Selfish Drummer
A Superstitious Graphic Artist
A Touchy Researcher
An Excitable Fortune-teller
A Logical Winemaker
An Incapable Manager
A Scheming Hairdresser
A Mawkish Factory Worker
An Irresponsible DJ
A Comfortable Publisher
A Prejudiced Botanist
A Warm Tax Collector
A Spontaneous Goatherd
An Abrupt Principal
An Infatuated Guard
A Cross Pirate
An Inert Sailor
A Driven Psychiatrist
An Intense Mobster
A Vacuous Astronaut
A Determined Diver
A Timid Drummer
A Patriotic Doctor
An at Ease Rabbi
A Venomous Guitarist
A Plodding Beggar
A Paranoid Radiologist
A Cross Nurse
A Deceitful Scientist
A Warm Writer
A Ritualistic Busker
A Dignified Janitor
A Pessimistic Pilot
A Worried Cheesemaker
A Superstitious Drummer
An Expedient Tax Collector
An Uncomplaining Clown
An Idiosyncratic Factory Worker
A Brutal Ninja
A Softheaded Tattooist
A Desperate Guard
A Dominating Reporter
An Impersonal Nurse
An Effeminate Dogcatcher
An Unsure Astronaut
A Rebellious Mathematician
A Hefty Writer
A Sly Truck Driver
An Optimistic Minister
A Ravenous Locksmith
A Young Composer
A Mystical Clerk
A Sophisticated Historian
A Caring Carver
A Noncommittal Thief
A Pleased Publisher
A Sharing Executioner
A Driven Builder
A Barbaric Conductor
A Clean Musician
A Concerned Real Estate Agent
A Coarse Tax Collector
A Distracted Judge
A Conscientious Firefighter
An Aggressive Hunter
An Aloof Terrorist
A Complex Coroner
A Tormented Ditch Digger
An Unlovable Politician
An Impersonal Air Traffic Controller
A High-spirited Impersonator
An Enervated Publisher
An Unambitious Baker
An Offended Actor
An Impudent Knight
A Transparent Gravedigger
A Patient Diplomat
A Sympathetic Brewer
A Big-thinking Weaver
A Paralyzed Sheriff
A Tactless Criminal
A Dominating Torturer
A Hedonistic Banker
An Unbelieving Captain
A Destructive Cameraman
A Predictable Linguist
A Folksy Composer
An Articulate Sniper
A Maternal Sound Technician
A Thrilled Hypnotist
An Injured Shaman
An Overjoyed Accountant
A Submissive Torturer
A Frightened Evangelist
A Lonely Plumber
A Sociable Sculptor
A Stylish Interpreter
A Desolate Police Officer
An Authoritarian Detective
A Charismatic Printer
An Old-fashioned Model
A Responsible Bank Robber
A Phlegmatic Undertaker
A Curious Scientist
A Superficial Courier
A Neutral Yodeler
A Difficult Air Traffic Controller
An Unpatriotic Welder
A Surprising Dancer
A Passive Terrorist
A Complaining Locksmith
A Dry Cosmonaut
A Positive Diver
A Sentimental Archer
An Opinionated Dentist
A Gleeful Diplomat
An Impressionable Bandit
A Sedentary Photographer
A Questioning Choreographer
A Free and Easy Construction Worker
A Disinterested Philanthropist
A Curious Beggar
A Faithless Brewer
A Lovable Spelunker
An Organized Guard
A Hungry Surgeon
A Keen Lumberjack
A Vulnerable Imam
An Arrogant Paleontologist
A Responsible Shoemaker
A Private Customs Officer
A Beautiful Bartender
A Complaining Violinist
A Regretful Tailor
A Scholarly Doctor
A Forthright Fashion Designer
A Self-effacing Court Jester
An Earthy Magician
A Content Missionary
A Suave Zookeeper
A Quaking Pickpocket
An Infatuated Pilot
A Ticklish Terrorist
A Mechanical Mobster
A Treacherous Mechanic
An Encouraged Sniper
An Impressive Matador
An Offended Banker
A Determined Tailor
A Popular Butcher
A Prim Shoemaker
A Fascinated Imam
A Certain Guard
A Mellow Editor
An One-dimensional Torturer
A Regretful Security Guard
A Conformist Actor
An Elegant Factory Worker
A Calm Broker
An Angry Dancer
A Brutal Spin Doctor
A Hefty Cook
A Peaceful Surgeon
An Upset Waiter
A Worried Dictator
A Conventional Dentist
A Serene Pharmacist
A Repentant Soldier
An Agonized Bodyguard
A Snoopy Model
A Leisurely Herald
A Nosy Cab Driver
An Intense Executioner
A Shy Bank Robber
A Calm Psychiatrist
An Unsentimental Reporter
An Invulnerable Goatherd
A Good-natured Flight Attendant
A Venomous Wizard
An Intolerant Marshal
A Debonair Receptionist
A Haughty Drummer
An Aggressive Lighthouse-keeper
A Selfless Beekeeper
A Loyal Baker
An Incensed Referee
A Calm Jockey
An Impatient Sleuth
A Fashionable Welder
A Submissive Webmaster
A Presumptuous Journalist
A Youthful Pilot
A Repugnant Burglar
A Hateful Tailor
A Glamorous Shepherd
A Receptive Matador
A Pugnacious Taxi-driver
A Hardy Fraudster
An Unbelieving Mercenary
A Discouraged Tax Collector
An Excited Wizard
A Skeptical Cheesemaker
A Self-denying Sleuth
A Dismayed Actor
A Friendly Spy
A Miserable Researcher
A Responsible Assassin
A Treacherous Politician
A Mannerless Air Traffic Controller
A Wise Gravedigger
An Envious Beggar
A Brutal Firefighter
An Innovative Flight Attendant
An Incapable Doctor
A Pained Matador
A Fatalistic Nanny
A Thankful Torturer
A Tolerant Electrician
An Alarmed Sniper
A Beautiful Mobster
A Determined Fortune-teller
A Fashionable Hunter
A Trustworthy Juggler
An Uncertain Judge
A Tidy Dentist
A Well-read Surgeon
A Treacherous Linguist
A Persuasive Burglar
An Easily Discouraged Thief
An Astigmatic Chauffeur
A Liberated Artist
A Puritanical Captain
An Absentminded Police Officer
An Abrasive Shoemaker
A Delicate Lifeguard
A Dismayed Flight Attendant
A Ready Truck Driver
A Sensual Butcher
A Frightened Impersonator
An Alarmed Court Jester
A Mealymouthed Executioner
A Prudent Dietician
An Eager Cartoonist
A Cooperative Construction Worker
An Opinionated Goatherd
An Amiable Drummer
A Tough Oracle
An Irreverent Private Detective
A Despicable Detective
An Overjoyed Marshal
A Content Messenger
A Desolate Clown
A Sedentary Explorer
A Callous Nurse
A Repressed Spelunker
A Sympathetic Court Jester
A Hard Working Swimming Coach
An Intelligent Scientist
A Complacent Actor
An Unappreciative Manicurist
A Hurried Pastor
A Dreamy Sailor
A Muddle-headed Herald
A Pure Sniper
A Fanciful Bartender
A Forthright Poet
A Gentle Mathematician
A Handsome Taxidermist
A Rebellious Sleuth
A Skinny Architect
An Appreciative Swimming Coach
A Driven Garbage Collector
A Delicate Archer
A Private Guide
A Weary Surgeon
A Competitive Fashion Designer
An Unrestrained Police Officer
A Deep Fisher
A Bland Percussionist
An Ignorant Explorer
An Abrupt Monk
A Whimsical Firefighter
A Solitary Terrorist
A Compulsive Lifeguard
A Gloomy Yodeler
A Completely Normal Knight
A Romantic Fortune-teller
An Antisocial Beekeeper
A Scrupulous Hairdresser
A Playful Cobbler
An Unprincipled Philanthropist
An Arbitrary Fishmonger
A Steady Gondolier
A Methodical Drug Dealer
A Predictable Tattooist
A Busy Coach
A Despicable Soldier
A Morbid Butler
A Witty Bricklayer
A Skeptical Fashion Designer
A Disruptive Fortune-teller
A Keen Reporter
A Confused Receptionist
A Conformist Chief of Police
A Gracious Builder
A Reassured Beekeeper
A Depressed Marine
A Pessimistic Librarian
A Soft Sage
A Powerless Cameraman
An Antisocial Bartender
A Coarse Captain
An Enthusiastic Mason
An Efficient Court Jester
An Argumentative Writer
An Agonizing Construction Worker
A Perplexed Imam
An Impersonal Detective
An Ignorant Secretary
A Vulnerable Matador
An Injured Flight Attendant
A Self-conscious Crook
A Hefty Baker
An Inconsiderate Cartoonist
An Invisible Editor
A Smiling Gravedigger
A Rational Sailor
A Daring Clown
A Money-minded Actor
A Delicate Dentist
A Tenacious Carver
A Cantakerous Cheesemaker
A Passionate Ninja
A Cross Chauffeur
A Small-thinking Court Jester
A Profound Tattooist
A Conceited Sage
A Dismayed Coroner
An Insulting Author
A Petty Bonecarver
A Desperate Spy
A Precise Antique Dealer
A Nosy Detective
A Questioning Cartoonist
A Willing Goldsmith
A Weary Courier
A Dishonest Broker
A Ticklish Guitarist
A Blissful Fraudster
A Deceptive Assassin
A Young Governor
A Cerebral Comedian
A Frustrated Shipwright
A Regretful Clockmaker
An Upset Priest
A Disgusting Butcher
A Cultured Sleuth
A Vacuous Judge
An Outspoken Pirate
A Smiling Police Officer
A Stupefied Dictator
A Loving Chimney-sweep
An Impressive Burglar
A Thievish Customs Officer
A Hostile Chief of Police
An Anxious Builder
A Steadfast Stunt Double
A Scholarly Ninja
A Considerate Dancer
A Nonchalant Tailor
A Beautiful Truck Driver
A Courageous Surgeon
An Airy Engineer
A Noncommittal Firefighter
An Impatient Dentist
An Assertive Factory Worker
A Curious Clown
A Dull Composer
A Completely Normal Matador
A Principled Cook
A Loyal Guard
A Repressed Detective
An Aimless Pirate
An Impulsive Lifeguard
A Relaxed Professor
A Trustworthy Swimmer
A Soft Waiter
A Meddlesome Monk
A Funny Explorer
A Fixed Undertaker
A Confused Hunter
A Neutral Librarian
An Uncooperative Pharmacist
A Hardy Dressmaker
An Independent Bank Robber
An Easily Discouraged Manicurist
An Uninhibited Publisher
A Creative Mechanic
An Ugly Chef
A Crazy Model
An Alone Bandit
A Complacent Geologist
A Dishonest Blacksmith
An Effeminate Swimming Coach
A Decadent Tailor
A Secretive Butler
An Energetic Florist
A Bizarre Illustrator
A Noncommittal Pirate
An Unimaginative Saxophonist
An Irritable Firefighter
A Dignified Broker
A Lazy Personal Trainer
A Chummy Sniper
A Shortsighted Magician
An Insecure Scientist
A Generous Referee
An Impulsive Jailer
A Touchy Fisher
A Suspicious Bank Robber
An Impersonal Optometrist
An Absentminded Fishmonger
A Cooperative Surgeon
A Charismatic Composer
A Stubborn Veterinarian
A Tender Evangelist
A Cowardly Computer Programmer
A Ticklish Artist
A Glad Beggar
An Irrational Dictator
A Sweet Choreographer
A Passionate Burglar
A Narcissistic DJ
A Demanding Actor
A Provocative Busker
A Coarse Magician
A Contemptible Mechanic
A Crying Bricklayer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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