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A Content Librarian
A Hardy Manager
A Peaceful Computer Programmer
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A Rebellious Farmer
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A Dissonant Guard
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An Artificial Ambassador
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A Healthy Barber
An Ambitious Terrorist
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A Pedantic Lumberjack
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A Healthy Dressmaker
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A Popular Pirate
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A Small-thinking Paramedic
A Humorous Swimmer
A Frugal Hunter
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A Crass Playwright
A Humorous Barber
A Useless Cheesemaker
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A Morbid Criminal
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A Guileless Paramedic
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A Certain Captain
An Amazed Matador
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A Panicked Security Guard
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A Stoic Assassin
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A Responsible Librarian
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A Sober Servant
A Liberal Detective
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An Old Astronaut
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A Laughing Drummer
A Positive Tattooist
An Obsessive Mortician
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A Weary Rabbi
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A Restrained Clown
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A Tolerant Bodyguard
A Cross Record Producer
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A Skeptical Doctor
A Clean Pilot
A Keen Bank Robber
A Creative Mayor
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A Tasteful Carver
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A Strict Composer
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A Physical DJ
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An Assertive Shepherd
A Fixed Scout
A Sordid Construction Worker
A Tense Judge
A Wonderful Knight
An Empty Mathematician
An Orderly Photographer
A Procrastinating Beggar
A Calculating Sleuth
An Uneasy Goatherd
A Unique Impersonator
A Dutiful Taxidermist
A Vivacious Locksmith
A Cerebral Game Show Host
A Relaxed Paramedic
An Invulnerable Imam
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A Rustic Rabbi
A Mannered Writer
A Serious Mayor
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A Grief Dentist
An Unhappy Clown
A Quirky Pickpocket
A Nihilistic Busker
A Free and Easy Matador
A Dignified Judge
A Pompous Guru
A Paranoid Fashion Designer
A Mawkish Herbalist
An Irrational Lawyer
A Hurried Police Officer
A Weak-willed Dancer
An Extreme Bodyguard
A Stable Violinist
A Spirited Firefighter
An Efficient Imam
A Small-thinking Sheepshearer
An Unlovable Customs Officer
A Stubborn Record Producer
A Warm Broker
A Haughty Air Traffic Controller
An Optimistic Swimming Coach
An Indignant Programmer
A Hardworking Inventor
A Patriotic Poet
An Uncaring Janitor
A Sure Pirate
A Grief Researcher
An Unsure Psychiatrist
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A Confused Musician
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An Athletic Priest
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A Petty Governor
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A Self-conscious Biologist
An Inoffensive Dictator
An Abrasive Reporter
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An Irritable Librarian
A Disobedient Matador
A Single-minded Model
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An Astigmatic Tattooist
An Indecisive Sheriff
A Flexible Athlete
An Impudent Judge
A Profound Terrorist
A Pure Mortician
A Foolish Spelunker
A Conscientious Archaeologist
A High-handed Explorer
A Concerned Record Producer
A Clear-headed Detective
A Trembling Taxi-driver
A Repressed Drug Dealer
An Incensed Astronaut
An Eloquent Philanthropist
A Mournful Medic
A Domineering Yodeler
An Incapable Matador
A Lazy Wizard
A Terrible Impersonator
A Scrupulous Cheesemaker
A Stiff Director
A Content Florist
A Reactionary Hypnotist
A Helpless Spy
An Inspired Shepherd
A Reactive Astronaut
A Forceful Tax Collector
A Cold Carpenter
An Inoffensive Senator
A Possessive Tattooist
A Conformist Politician
A Ridiculous Cheesemaker
A Genuine Drug Dealer
A Witty Peddlar
An Alert Sculptor
A Punctual Guide
A Passive Receptionist
A Modern Chemist
An Impulsive Editor
A Crazy Librarian
An Imaginative Astronaut
A Frightening Journalist
A Negativistic Student
A Frugal Garbage Collector
A Paranoid Tax Collector
A Secretive Busker
A Scholarly Explorer
A Repressed Cartoonist
A Deceitful Fortune-teller
A Naive Swimming Coach
A Lustful Mercenary
An Understanding Tattooist
A Childish Dietician
An Absentminded Chemist
An Unfriendly Programmer
A Personable Bonecarver
An Easily Discouraged Hairdresser
A Liberated Teacher
A Lousy Swordsmith
A Mannerless Electrician
A Slow Artist
A Delicate Merchant
An Obnoxious Scientist
A Procrastinating Lumberjack
A Nervous Doctor
A Fascinated Wedding Planner
An Enigmatic Judge
A Repentant Clerk
An Honest Sheepshearer
A Leisurely Paramedic
A Lucky Game Show Host
A Magnanimous Cheesemaker
A Money-minded Thief
A Snoopy Locksmith
A Sober Pickpocket
A Fashionable Zookeeper
A Bitter Scientist
A Frivolous Guitarist
A Ritualistic Firefighter
A Perverse Welder
A Responsive Knight
A Sad Ninja
A Self-reliant Dentist
A Determined Photographer
A Fascinated Beautician
A Steadfast Secretary
A Political Stunt Double
An Astigmatic Construction Worker
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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