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A Circumspect Guide
A Loyal Philanthropist
An Efficient Fortune-teller
An Engrossed Swordsmith
An Unpredicatable Archer
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An Enigmatic Private Detective
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An Uncooperative Guard
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A Painstaking Veterinarian
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A Moody Criminal
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A Softheaded Firefighter
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A Sulky Baker
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A Calculating Wizard
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A Clean Politician
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A Sensual Tattooist
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A Reactive Dressmaker
A Courteous Farmer
A Cheating Hairdresser
An Unrestrained Impersonator
A Tolerant Technician
A Dishonest Bureaucrat
A Tearful Captain
A Purposeful Executioner
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A Negativistic Comedian
An Unlucky Herald
A Blunt Cartoonist
A Unique Electrician
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A Wronged Fashion Designer
A Pathetic Mobster
A Conventional Computer Programmer
A Miserable Record Producer
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A Delighted Shipwright
A Provoked Barber
An Alienated Shoemaker
A Liberal Ditch Digger
A Courteous Antique Dealer
A Self-conscious Fraudster
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A Thrilled Rat Catcher
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An Organized Composer
A Steady Explorer
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A Decent Assassin
A Cowardly Carver
A Deceitful Dentist
A Cross Yodeler
A Freethinking Judge
A Cold Astronaut
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A Ready Candlemaker
An Insulting Chief of Police
A Conscientious Gate-keeper
An Exciting Ambassador
An Envious Dogcatcher
A Surprising Zookeeper
An Inquisitive Dancer
A Calm Beautician
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A Ticklish Pirate
An Offended Composer
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A Sweet Pilot
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A Disorganized Sleuth
An Irreverent Dogcatcher
A Humorous Clown
A Faithless Merchant
A Precise Swimming Coach
A Freewheeling Paleontologist
A Personable Game Show Host
A Shortsighted Messenger
A Dejected Construction Worker
An Invisible Drug Dealer
An Eloquent Blacksmith
A Curious Firefighter
An Amazing Innkeeper
A Dogmatic Radiologist
A Bright Juggler
A Gracious Meteorologist
A Paranoid Air Traffic Controller
A Reserved Courier
An Ecstatic Sheriff
A Hard Working Interpreter
An Intense Singer
A Funky Magician
An Offhand Criminal
An Exciting Boatbuilder
An Uncertain Sailor
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