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A Fortunate Miner
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A Neglectful Marshal
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An Invulnerable Game Show Host
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A Casual Interior Designer
A Maternal Servant
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An Elegant Governor
A Self-critical Librarian
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An Impractical Security Guard
A Content Garbage Collector
A Big-thinking Detective
A Restless Burglar
A Stern Dentist
A Pedantic Private Detective
An Anxious Firefighter
An Obnoxious Accountant
A Stable Bishop
An Escapist Veterinarian
A Circumspect Taxi-driver
A Perceptive Professor
A Disconcerting Assassin
A Stupid Mechanic
A Deceptive Pianist
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A Dreamy Police Officer
A Reflective Juggler
A Dry Beekeeper
A Merry Drug Dealer
A Malicious Soldier
A Crude Swimmer
A Subtle Chief of Police
A Thrilled Gardener
An Intelligent Animal Trainer
A Reserved Drummer
A Sweet Sleuth
A Dejected Mortician
An Ignorant Butler
An Attractive Inventor
A Funny Musician
A Peaceful Model
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An Astigmatic Bank Robber
A Conciliatory Criminal
An Eloquent Student
An Ambitious Deputy
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A False Peddlar
An Appalled Physician
A Laughing Trapper
A Bold Sailor
A Fawning Air Traffic Controller
An Organized Messenger
A Protective Mobster
An Absentminded Sleuth
A Genuine Bandit
A Willful Chimney-sweep
A Provoked Dictator
An Athletic Shaman
A Hurried Philanthropist
A Disloyal Model
An Artificial Plumber
A Destructive Shoemaker
A Noncommittal Barber
An Unappreciative Doctor
A Driven Wizard
A Bored Police Officer
A Deep Greengrocer
A Well-rounded Burglar
A Cross Captain
A Detestable Butcher
A Muddle-headed Lifeguard
A Softheaded Butler
A Romantic DJ
A Fun-loving Zookeeper
A Sly Truck Driver
A Tall Bricklayer
An Incensed Doctor
An Infuriated Cobbler
A Wary Beggar
A Discreet Chemist
A Grieved Scientist
A Glad Record Producer
A Jolly Candlemaker
A Regimental Bank Robber
An Observant Shaman
An Ashamed Teacher
An Inert Builder
An Irritated Sheriff
An Amusing Butcher
A Terrified Bodyguard
A Tenacious Gladiator
An Antisocial Dentist
An Impudent Psychiatrist
An Intent Dancer
An Inspired Printer
A Private Construction Worker
An Enthusiastic Priest
A Crazy Locksmith
A Lifeless Goatherd
A Heroic Dressmaker
A Tasteful Coach
A Sporting Diplomat
An Incorruptible Herald
A Wonderful Philanthropist
A Simple Tailor
A Passive Butcher
An Insecure Swordsmith
A Fawning Journalist
A Satisfied Chemist
An Eloquent Lawyer
An Annoyed Security Guard
A Resentful Candlemaker
A Useless Cobbler
A Fashionable Model
A Chummy Hairdresser
An Injured Stonecutter
An Embarrassed Jeweler
A Friendly Artist
A Passive Photographer
A Demanding Principal
An Enigmatic Chef
A Solitary Hunter
A Pure Gravedigger
An Idealistic Blacksmith
A Reassured Publisher
A Loving Psychiatrist
A Sanctimonious Shipwright
A Zany Chicken Sexer
A Timid Winemaker
A Cruel Torturer
A Familial Rat Catcher
A Keen Actor
An Unambitious Drug Dealer
A Small-thinking Guitarist
A Critical Surgeon
A Fearful Mason
A Thievish Reporter
An Encouraged Sniper
A Destructive Park Ranger
An Imaginative Chief of Police
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A Practical Fisher
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A Complacent Doctor
A Brutal Shipwright
A Persuasive Singer
An Obedient Conductor
A Frugal Shepherd
A Willing Principal
A Conventional Trapper
A Witty Accountant
A Neutral Sheepshearer
An One-dimensional Candlemaker
A Noncommittal Professor
A Criminal Gravedigger
An Uncomplaining Fisher
A Demanding Athlete
A Naive Cartoonist
A Cute Pickpocket
A Scornful Weaver
An Amazing Real Estate Agent
A Strong-willed Sleuth
A Confidential Entertainer
A Predictable Interpreter
An Extreme Judge
A Wary Programmer
A Tense Guitarist
A Dejected Hunter
A Stern Clockmaker
An Outspoken Teacher
A Sophisticated Court Jester
A Gloomy Chauffeur
A Willing Pharmacist
A Lustful Pirate
A Rejected Candlemaker
A Stupefied Barista
An Emotional Wizard
A Wise Painter
A Spontaneous Taxidermist
A Worked Up Drummer
A Fortunate Astronaut
A Gleeful Assassin
A Helpful Mayor
An Incorruptible Undertaker
A Transparent Air Traffic Controller
An Amiable Garbage Collector
A Desperate Saxophonist
An Objective Firefighter
A Studious Wizard
A Private Historian
A Sloppy Shepherd
A Keen Electrician
A Playful Matador
A Disinterested Ninja
An Intuitive Painter
A Vulnerable Secretary
A Tortured Security Guard
A Disillusioned Spy
A Wonderful Author
A Tall Shoemaker
An Injured Assassin
An Uncomplaining Antique Dealer
A Tasteful Dietician
A Detestable Astronaut
A Magnanimous Governor
A Handsome Trapper
An Opportunistic Guard
A Useless Sleuth
A Desperate Locksmith
A Secure Wizard
A Hidebound Bank Robber
A Competitive Zookeeper
A Graceless Pianist
A Confident Jailer
A Cross Pastor
A Brave Comedian
A Simple Mobster
A Dishonest Sculptor
An Invisible Thief
A Disappointed Busker
A Decadent Violinist
An Offhand Biologist
An Indifferent Shaman
A Disciplined Singer
An Opportunistic Detective
A Proud Assassin
A Paralyzed Fishmonger
A Businesslike Truck Driver
An Appreciative Butcher
A Monstrous Cab Driver
A Sanctimonious Swimming Coach
A Fun-loving Teacher
A Strict Scientist
A Thrilled Silversmith
A Lovable Tattooist
A Suave Scout
An Extreme Nanny
An Amiable Sheriff
A Strong-willed Dancer
A Perceptive Student
A Self-denying Builder
A Gullible Cosmonaut
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A Sarcastic Monk
A Chummy Bureaucrat
A Ritualistic Juggler
A Fraudulent Judge
A Boisterous Wizard
A Competitive Animal Trainer
A Woeful Teacher
A Nihilistic Bank Robber
A Shaky Composer
A Sympathetic Shepherd
A Worried Guitarist
A Dependent Taxi-driver
A Shrewd Deputy
A Secure Referee
A Tasteless Waiter
A Cultured Engineer
An Unsure Clerk
A Bland Court Jester
A Tall Librarian
An Offended Director
A Funny Busker
A Troublesome Cosmonaut
An Organized Hairdresser
A Curious Welder
A Daring Linguist
A Cowardly Bishop
A Keen Stonecutter
An Infatuated Security Guard
A Happy Manager
An Impudent Conductor
A Steady Crook
A Vacuous Interior Designer
A Mannered Assassin
A Pessimistic Broker
A Comfortable Waiter
A Hesitant Missionary
A Friendly Cab Driver
A Pathetic Private Detective
An Organized Thief
An Offhand Courier
An Unlucky Chauffeur
A Subtle Air Traffic Controller
A Folksy Sage
A Contradictory Choreographer
A Secure Dentist
An Optimistic Magician
A Liberal Taxi-driver
A Sensitive Wizard
A Childish Chef
An Innovative Police Officer
A Guilty Marine
A Tormented Cosmonaut
A Naive Burglar
A Sulky Sniper
A Sanctimonious Shoemaker
A Money-minded Sleuth
A Friendly Veterinarian
A Disorganized Carpenter
A Plodding Real Estate Agent
A Repugnant Guitarist
A Self-conscious Bricklayer
A Responsible Yodeler
An Ignorant Judge
A Contemplative Coach
A Winning Chauffeur
A Humiliated Crook
An Unpredicatable Chicken Sexer
A Pretentious Sheepshearer
A Sympathetic Gondolier
A Single-minded Librarian
An Individualistic Astronaut
A Caring Private Detective
A Vindictive Court Jester
An Excited Painter
A Pompous Animal Trainer
A Vivacious Police Officer
A Frugal Engineer
A Punctual Lifeguard
An Inhibited Wedding Planner
A Serene Marine
An Upright Detective
A Threatened Nanny
A Sulky Pawnbroker
A Charismatic Social Worker
A Paranoid Gondolier
An Empty Journalist
A Greedy Burglar
A Transparent Tattooist
A Confidential Drummer
A Neglectful Goatherd
A Forgiving Mason
A Modest Cook
A Physical Sleuth
A Thievish Beggar
A Regretful Chimney-sweep
An Unlucky Fisher
A Repentant Cameraman
A Disruptive Fishmonger
An Irreligious Diplomat
A Restrained Private Detective
An Empathetic Deputy
A Criminal Shipwright
A Sober Bishop
A Creative Truck Driver
A Familial Barista
A Moody Scout
A Competitive Blacksmith
An Envious Gladiator
A Trusting Beggar
An Insensitive Evangelist
A Hardy Fashion Designer
A Tasteful Soldier
A Winning Security Guard
A Frugal Goldsmith
A Complacent Plumber
A Concerned Wizard
An Imaginative Waiter
A Provocative Marine
A Domineering Farmer
A Self-reliant Fisher
A Dry Teacher
A Subjective Firefighter
A Vacuous Cheesemaker
An Outspoken Accountant
A Bewildered Veterinarian
A Political Burglar
A Disturbing Radiologist
A Paternalistic Scout
A Frisky Cartoonist
A Fanatical Senator
A Closed off Private Detective
An Articulate Writer
A Complex Herbalist
A Lousy Security Guard
A Wealthy Plumber
A Lazy Mortician
A Gracious Personal Trainer
A Decadent Pastor
A Lovable Director
A Willing Explorer
An Unpatriotic Lifeguard
A Despairing Ninja
A Trusting Construction Worker
An Unhealthy Sheepshearer
A Selfless Clerk
A Cerebral Terrorist
A Sure Doctor
A Paralyzed Tailor
A Clumsy Teacher
A Useless Barista
A Mechanical Journalist
A Reliable Artist
A Prim Sheriff
A Bland Firefighter
A Resourceful Gravedigger
A Willful Philanthropist
A Trendy Paleontologist
A Gloomy Pastor
A High-minded Dancer
A Profound Navigator
A Tearful Game Show Host
A Heartbroken Police Officer
An Orderly Model
A Messy Screenwriter
A Progressive Customs Officer
A Lousy Guide
A Friendly Lifeguard
An Impressionable Hypnotist
A Domineering Professor
A Confused Principal
A Miserly Writer
A Silly Personal Trainer
An Intelligent Violinist
A Tense Teacher
An Overimaginative Beautician
An Easy Photographer
A Glad Fraudster
A Hostile Shop Assistant
A Bland Pilot
A Stubborn Beggar
A Wishful Wizard
A Noncommittal Archer
A Funny Welder
A Disappointed Writer
A Conceited Chef
A Whimsical Captain
A Dynamic Nurse
A Solemn Blacksmith
A Maternal Cameraman
A Demanding Inventor
A Conscientious Undertaker
A Sarcastic Computer Programmer
An Easy Astronaut
A Distressed Mayor
A Fickle Hypnotist
A Cooperative Shop Assistant
A Lustful Locksmith
A Courteous Baker
A Lovable Gardener
A Stupefied Burglar
An Insensitive Mobster
A Rowdy Carver
A Genuine Police Officer
A Grand Wizard
A Foolish Yodeler
An Arbitrary Firefighter
A Monstrous Engineer
A Painstaking Principal
A Sordid Pirate
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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