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A Vague Governor
A Comfortable Webmaster
An Inert Knight
A Stupefied Judge
A Disturbing Technician
A Regimental Record Producer
A Hedonistic Plumber
A Scared Nurse
An Uncooperative Pickpocket
A Keen Evangelist
An Important Assassin
A Clear-headed Salesperson
An Incensed Cook
An Honest Gladiator
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A Forthright Philanthropist
A Kind Webmaster
An Upright Photographer
A Tough Taxidermist
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A Smiling Firefighter
A Studious Priest
A Muddle-headed Fishmonger
An Athletic Cheesemaker
An Aimless Servant
A Focused Spy
A Stubborn Nanny
A Warm Navigator
A Strong Pickpocket
A Hurt Gate-keeper
An Assertive Sleuth
A Ruined Torturer
An Inferior Silversmith
An Educated Miner
A Tormented Sheepshearer
A Purposeful Pilot
A Haughty Hunter
A Wary Explorer
A Fortunate Printer
A Disorderly Beggar
A Wise Cab Driver
A Dissatisfied Oracle
A Festive Busker
A Deceptive Builder
A Well-rounded Torturer
A Dutiful Optometrist
A Comfortable Mobster
An Obedient Magician
A Self-denying Spy
A Healthy Trapper
A Hopeful Doctor
An Observant Knight
A Stable Gladiator
A Purposeful Burglar
A Haughty Herald
A Self-critical Nurse
An Earthy Webmaster
A Restless Cosmonaut
A Subjective Missionary
A Cautious Scientist
A Neat Dentist
An Effeminate Swimmer
An Encouraged Researcher
An Anxious Personal Trainer
A Skillful Clockmaker
A Religious Beekeeper
A Meddlesome Busker
A Moralistic Doctor
A Thankful Locksmith
A Private Pickpocket
A Discreet Barber
A Dogmatic Tailor
An Injured Guru
A Narcissistic Lifeguard
A Jubilant Mobster
A Dominating Jeweler
A Tasteful Beggar
An Opinionated Singer
A Power-hungry Guard
An Effeminate Blacksmith
A Phlegmatic Sniper
A Joyous Bandit
An Absentminded Exotic Dancer
A Crying DJ
A Vacuous Taxidermist
A Sly Chef
An Ordinary Beautician
A Muddle-headed Comedian
A Poor Sage
A Willful Fortune-teller
A Reserved Gravedigger
An Unprincipled Trapper
A Discouraging Mason
A Decent Judge
A Jolly Mercenary
An Opinionated Sleuth
An Old Shaman
A Generous Magician
A Troublesome Cartoonist
A Mannerless Animal Trainer
A Weary Hunter
An Intelligent Lawyer
A Bewildered Pharmacist
A Charming Rat Catcher
A Terrified Court Jester
A Predictable Mechanic
An Unpleasant Air Traffic Controller
A Daring Model
An Uncaring Barber
A Dramatic Firefighter
An at Ease Welder
An Abrupt Fishmonger
A Quirky Geologist
A Wealthy Jockey
A Benevolent Ninja
A Sanctimonious Herald
A Creative Guitarist
A Bored Percussionist
An Ashamed Messenger
An Inconsiderate Crook
An Impersonal Terrorist
An Efficient Bank Robber
A Difficult Police Officer
A Petty Boatbuilder
A Mournful Swimmer
An Insensitive Nanny
A Healthy Tattooist
A Hearty Mobster
An Abrasive Flight Attendant
A Rational Hunter
A Studious Courier
An Invulnerable Dentist
A Noncompetitive Model
A Disturbing Clown
A Hypnotic Beekeeper
An Irritated Goldsmith
An Aimless Percussionist
A Charming Dancer
A Shy Bodyguard
A Secure Playwright
A Thievish Mobster
A Well-rounded Trapper
A Sloppy Terrorist
An Alienated Physician
A Short Construction Worker
An Extreme Explorer
An Indignant Librarian
A Trustworthy Lighthouse-keeper
A Crying Messenger
A Misguided Court Jester
An Oppressed Hypnotist
A Pained Artist
A Discourteous Graphic Artist
An Ordinary Sheepshearer
An Unlovable Marine
A Power-hungry Architect
A Timid Truck Driver
A Sorrowful Judge
A Sentimental Waiter
An Insincere Computer Programmer
A Fearful Archer
An Engrossed Coroner
A Gracious Carver
An Incorruptible Hotelier
A Magnanimous Ditch Digger
A Predictable Chauffeur
An Impatient Barista
A Sly Guard
A Freewheeling Undertaker
A Touchy Blacksmith
A Decisive Singer
An Old Psychiatrist
A Fawning Taxidermist
A Disturbing Court Jester
A Demanding Programmer
A Forthright Nurse
A Softheaded Chef
An Optimistic Shaman
A Depressed Evangelist
A Passive Lifeguard
A Dynamic Soldier
An Impulsive Undertaker
A Greedy Engineer
A Blunt Dictator
A Discourteous Private Detective
An Alarmed Goatherd
An Invulnerable Editor
A Doubtful Conductor
A Sore Swineherd
A Weird Merchant
An Indifferent Boatbuilder
An Oppressed Veterinarian
A Casual Referee
An Impractical Butcher
A Reassured Brewer
A Freewheeling Police Officer
An Impressive Beautician
A Threatened Wizard
A Sad Sniper
A Willful Farmer
A Decent Garbage Collector
A Wary Chef
An Offended Printer
A Studious Pickpocket
A Warm Photographer
A Selfish Gondolier
An Uncooperative Bricklayer
An Empty Construction Worker
A Fanciful Tax Collector
A Sorrowful Explorer
A Frightened Florist
An Ignorant Hunter
A Well-meaning Baker
A Bewildered Guard
A Possessive Police Officer
An Honest Detective
A Greedy Trapper
An at Ease Writer
A Fatigued Sniper
An Extravagant Radiologist
A Reflective Photographer
An Escapist Cook
An Offended Court Jester
A Regretful Cameraman
A Sentimental Priest
A Tragic Interior Designer
A Trembling Evangelist
A Demanding Butcher
A Glamorous Salesperson
A Repressed Bureaucrat
An Old Sheriff
A Predictable Baker
An Uncharitable Graphic Artist
A Punctual Beekeeper
A Scrupulous Scientist
A Strong Barista
A Circumspect Violinist
A Hurt Cameraman
An Ambitious Jockey
A Cute Stunt Double
An Enervated Detective
A Busy Servant
A Certain Guitarist
A Nihilistic Merchant
A Paranoid Social Worker
A Mealymouthed Judge
An One-dimensional Medic
A Stylish Blacksmith
An Arbitrary Poet
A Contemplative Bricklayer
A Tearful Magician
A Lying Spy
A Questioning Bartender
An Oppressed Welder
A Heartbroken Pirate
A Thoughtless Gladiator
A Sober Clerk
A Confident Doctor
An Unsure Archer
An Arrogant Meteorologist
A Sociable Programmer
A Tidy Builder
A Detestable Juggler
A Forgetful Interpreter
A Steady Broker
A Scared Artist
A Panicked Cheesemaker
An Insensitive Dogcatcher
A Healthy Innkeeper
A Reserved Clown
An Individualistic Entrepreneur
A Blissful Barber
A Ritualistic Animal Trainer
An Excited Lawyer
A Sedentary Tailor
A Well-meaning Peddlar
A Phlegmatic Ninja
A Grand Drummer
A Fatalistic Shaman
A Dissatisfied Messenger
An Ordinary Park Ranger
A Gullible Assassin
An Abrasive Rabbi
A Submissive Shoemaker
An Insensitive Publisher
A Cheerful Missionary
A Sexy Juggler
An Unrestrained Professor
A Reactive Soldier
A Weird Executioner
A Melancholic Fraudster
An Indignant Playwright
A Petty Engineer
A Freethinking Nanny
An Independent Veterinarian
A Cruel Shop Assistant
A Tearful Priest
An Indecisive Chef
A Dignified Weaver
A Responsive Interior Designer
A Willful Teacher
A Loyal Construction Worker
A Pained Courier
A Disrespectful Comedian
A Cautious Pharmacist
A Superstitious Pilot
A Cheating Spy
A Free and Easy Astronaut
An Unrestrained Violinist
An Amusing Computer Programmer
A Narcissistic Social Worker
A Brutal Linguist
A Hostile Tailor
A Grieved Oracle
A Profound Court Jester
A Doubtful DJ
A Tall Clown
A Pedantic Hunter
A Glamorous Meteorologist
A Serene Medic
A Cowardly Painter
A Worked Up Interpreter
A Morbid Historian
An Unsure Busker
A Cerebral Peddlar
An Amused Firefighter
A Pleased Linguist
An Inhibited Sleuth
An Indignant Shepherd
A Fanciful Ambassador
An Obsessive Guard
A Self-conscious Undertaker
A Forceful Swordsmith
A Good-natured Sheriff
A Proud Game Show Host
A Despicable Goldsmith
A Ruined Greengrocer
A Noncompetitive Screenwriter
A Pedantic Broker
A Useless Truck Driver
An Irreverent Lifeguard
An Opinionated Locksmith
A Desperate Dancer
A Scrupulous Bishop
An Impressionable Chemist
A Detestable Butcher
A Tearful Saxophonist
A Soft Florist
An Egocentric Journalist
A Youthful Gondolier
A Muddle-headed Antique Dealer
A Smiling Singer
A Brittle Barber
A Self-effacing Guitarist
A Hesitant Printer
An Insecure Cameraman
An Earthy Chemist
An Incensed Firefighter
An Uncomplaining Chief of Police
An Amoral Wizard
An Alert Professor
An Honest Teacher
A Deceptive Sleuth
A Gullible Pirate
A Resourceful Manicurist
A Brilliant Principal
An Apathetic Paleontologist
An Unrestrained Jailer
A Steely Police Officer
An Obsessive Servant
A Weird Assassin
A Reactive Builder
A Vacuous Fashion Designer
A Haughty Burglar
An Amazing Trapper
A Dedicated Chicken Sexer
A Cynical Paleontologist
An Overimaginative Pilot
A Fun-loving Plumber
An Unpatriotic Broker
An Unfathomable Evangelist
An Alienated Sleuth
An Outspoken Cameraman
A Generous Bandit
An Overjoyed Marine
A Leisurely Bartender
A Disloyal Navigator
A Placid Ventriloquist
A Monstrous Burglar
A Hurt Gravedigger
An Interested Bank Robber
A Perplexed Student
A Modest Referee
An Alert Assassin
An Easy Air Traffic Controller
A Tolerant Carver
An Opinionated Taxi-driver
An Offensive Banker
A Haughty Bricklayer
A Stupid Hunter
A Predictable Dancer
A Discourteous Farmer
A Captivating Meteorologist
An Unprincipled Sleuth
A Ticklish Taxidermist
A Mystical Astronaut
A Cold Ventriloquist
An Excited Interior Designer
A Restless Optometrist
A Miserable Barista
A Ruined Guard
A Cautious Translator
A Discouraging Drug Dealer
A Preoccupied Stunt Double
A Jubilant Bricklayer
A Superstitious Exotic Dancer
A Desolate Oracle
A Tasteless Sniper
An Intelligent Paramedic
A Dishonest Dressmaker
A Barbaric Guitarist
An Amusing Janitor
A Reassured Gladiator
A Noncompetitive Torturer
A Cold Social Worker
A Confidential Assassin
An Impudent Lifeguard
A Quaking Messenger
An Agreeable Spelunker
A Disciplined Radiologist
A Fascinated Paramedic
A Sexy Undertaker
An Invisible Dogcatcher
An Unhappy Sleuth
An Effeminate Butcher
An Efficient Carpenter
A Cowardly Taxidermist
A Disturbing Nanny
A Paranoid Sculptor
An Offensive Zookeeper
A Dissonant Court Jester
A Vague Sniper
A Groovy Programmer
A Reserved Watchmaker
An Orderly Artist
An Original Dancer
An Elegant Tailor
A Tragic Construction Worker
A Shortsighted Busker
A Tenacious Interior Designer
A Blissful Secretary
A Well-meaning Plumber
An Obvious Fortune-teller
A Miserable Impersonator
An Earnest Shipwright
An Inhibited Reporter
An Incorruptible Zookeeper
A Barbaric Innkeeper
A Chummy Air Traffic Controller
A Venomous Illustrator
A Brutal Doctor
A Predatory Dogcatcher
A Discreet Mobster
A Meticulous Swordsmith
A Tearful Interpreter
An Organized Yodeler
A Self-critical Referee
A Cultured Bodyguard
A Silly Sniper
A Cooperative Sound Technician
A Conscientious DJ
A Tough Paramedic
A Dishonest Matador
An Irreligious Winemaker
An Individualistic Sleuth
A Money-minded Marshal
A Moody Cook
A Healthy Bank Robber
An Intrigued Chef
An Authoritarian Teacher
A Ready Jailer
An Obedient Truck Driver
A Presumptuous Plumber
A Dutiful Violinist
A Fawning Terrorist
A Weak-willed Bureaucrat
An Envious Nanny
A Phlegmatic Builder
A Suave Shepherd
A Bored Beggar
A Sporting Thief
A Fun-loving Firefighter
A Fortunate Minister
An Airy Musician
A Modern Antique Dealer
A Subjective Bartender
A Tolerant Hunter
A Passionate Game Show Host
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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