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A Repugnant Monk
A Thankful Saxophonist
An Artful Senator
A Humiliated Personal Trainer
A Generous Undertaker
An Impressionable Bishop
An Arrogant Nurse
An Exciting Peddlar
A Lazy Dietician
A Nervous Rabbi
A Trembling Fashion Designer
A Calculating Veterinarian
An Inoffensive Hunter
A Lucky Lumberjack
A Sensual Publisher
A Boisterous Wizard
A Leisurely Historian
A Preoccupied Hairdresser
A Prim Beggar
A Driven Chemist
A Despicable Swineherd
A Resourceful Busker
A Shortsighted Oracle
A False Knight
A Skinny Coroner
A Fanciful Private Detective
A Blunt Dancer
A Criminal Hunter
A Thorough Spy
A Pompous Bodyguard
A Fatalistic Jailer
A Hedonistic Ventriloquist
An Amusing Silversmith
An Open-minded Diver
A Brilliant Beggar
A Suspicious Surgeon
An Agonizing Clerk
A Thievish Cook
A Humble Assassin
A Weak-willed Bank Robber
A Demanding Rat Catcher
A Restrained Peddlar
An Envious Philanthropist
A Lazy Knight
A Sadistic Police Officer
A Stiff Wizard
A Steely Cosmonaut
An Insensitive Writer
An Efficient Mortician
An Impressionable Painter
An Unprincipled Paramedic
A Balanced Beautician
A Fatalistic Juggler
A Decisive Coach
A Frustrated Barber
A Cold Guide
A Healthy Explorer
A Thievish Banker
An Unimaginative Receptionist
A Tall Yodeler
An Unlucky Sage
A Fraudulent Meteorologist
An Intent Entrepreneur
A Foolish Marshal
A Forthright Swordsmith
A Businesslike Actor
A Mystical Sleuth
An Orderly Writer
A Dominating Fishmonger
A Skillful Gondolier
A Reflective Game Show Host
An Impatient Lawyer
An Obedient Optometrist
A Good-natured Interrogator
A Forgiving Musician
An Incapable Cartoonist
A Disappointed Secretary
A Useless Chief of Police
A Pretentious Swordsmith
A Devoted Fortune-teller
A Complex Tailor
A Boisterous Jailer
A Conventional Zookeeper
An Adventurous Gate-keeper
An Uncaring Criminal
An Individualistic Impersonator
A Fickle Printer
A Rigid Thief
A Self-indulgent Hypnotist
A Confident Psychiatrist
An Idealistic Pawnbroker
A Hesitant Politician
A Mannerless Undertaker
A Desolate Wizard
A Contradictory Priest
A Well-meaning Assassin
A Wise Firefighter
A Tender Candlemaker
A Sore Dentist
A Gleeful Artist
A Free and Easy Choreographer
A Fatigued Winemaker
A Weary Guitarist
A Forgetful Taxi-driver
A Placid Fraudster
An Argumentative Shoemaker
An Ecstatic Publisher
An Intent Manicurist
A Charming Fisher
A Circumspect Mechanic
A Conscientious Security Guard
A Responsive Stunt Double
A Pathetic Cobbler
An Educated Swimmer
A Cute Tax Collector
A Cautious Matador
A Charismatic Deputy
An Amused Burglar
A Steady Publisher
A Superstitious Shaman
A Disorderly Mayor
A Reassured Tailor
A Whimsical Goatherd
A Transparent Secretary
A Conceited Spin Doctor
A Persuasive Pilot
An Inconsiderate Winemaker
A Gallant Webmaster
A Magnanimous Courier
An Abrasive Author
An Unsentimental Barista
A Stupid Guide
A Fickle Drummer
An Observant Fortune-teller
A Humble Archaeologist
A Perceptive Judge
An Apathetic Mason
A Courteous Dictator
A Lovely Executioner
A Hypnotic Manicurist
A Helpful Wedding Planner
An Overimaginative Explorer
An Agonizing Cobbler
An Orderly Ventriloquist
A Glad Park Ranger
A Self-denying Soldier
A Well-rounded Lawyer
A Cute Busker
A Terrified Clown
A Strict Physicist
A Doubtful Archer
An Enervated Burglar
An Irreligious Pickpocket
A High-handed Chef
An Uncooperative Security Guard
An Inhibited Navigator
A Weary Swimmer
A Purposeful Barista
An Injured Captain
An Unprincipled Assassin
A Proud Zookeeper
An Eager Poet
A Stern Spelunker
A Fashionable Cosmonaut
A Passive Tax Collector
An Unhappy Judge
A Hardworking Yak Herder
A Dreamy Clown
A Tasteful Pharmacist
A Genuine Private Detective
An Inoffensive Drummer
A Brutal Pickpocket
A Secretive Trapper
A Progressive Executioner
A Tragic Magician
A Bitter Chemist
An Energetic Shaman
An Irritable Tax Collector
A Humorous Painter
A Trusting Bureaucrat
A Fuming Sleuth
An Insensitive Watchmaker
A Terrible Teacher
A Forgiving Security Guard
A Thorough Historian
An Impersonal Welder
A Criminal Butler
A Discourteous Game Show Host
A Grim Torturer
An Uneasy Jailer
An Optimistic Beggar
A Crazy Radiologist
A Neglectful Cosmonaut
An Experimental Minister
A Ravenous Terrorist
A Tough Director
A Brittle Magician
A Muddle-headed Butcher
An Inspired Chef
A Nervous Zookeeper
A Self-reliant Pilot
An Inert Animal Trainer
A Tragic Shepherd
A Possessive Farmer
An Inflamed Hypnotist
A Glamorous Spy
A Transparent Painter
A Nosy Musician
A Purposeful Librarian
An Insecure Printer
A Discreet Ventriloquist
A Private Knight
A Wronged Surgeon
A Conventional Hotelier
A Funky Actor
An Ambitious Garbage Collector
A Hopeful Artist
A Noncommittal Screenwriter
A Crying Dentist
A Dreamy Servant
A Tidy Photographer
A Youthful Jockey
A Tenacious Lifeguard
A Lousy Politician
A Complaining Mortician
An Organized Builder
A Noncompetitive Fashion Designer
An Original Captain
An Energetic Medic
A Dull Goatherd
An Idealistic Banker
A Rigid Guard
A Painstaking Herald
An Erratic Rat Catcher
A Dogmatic Physicist
A Businesslike Sheepshearer
A Distracted Composer
An Indecisive Beekeeper
An Aimless Police Officer
An Intense Sheriff
A Scholarly Herbalist
A Well-meaning Courier
A Dependent Receptionist
An Infatuated Wizard
A Superficial Architect
An Inhibited Shaman
An Intelligent Juggler
A Sedentary Coach
A Bold Diver
A Coarse Hypnotist
A Moody Psychiatrist
A Muddle-headed Lumberjack
An Angry Merchant
A Mealymouthed Lifeguard
A Helpful Guitarist
A Discourteous Pawnbroker
A Victimized Builder
A Brutal Chief of Police
A Sulky Ventriloquist
A Rebellious Police Officer
An Honorable Referee
A Ridiculous Innkeeper
A Destructive Cameraman
A Guileless Electrician
A Superstitious Spy
A Political Shepherd
A Patriotic Cook
A Stupid Chicken Sexer
A Blissful Professor
An Absentminded Coach
A Hurt Construction Worker
A Well-meaning Exterminator
A Confidential Bricklayer
An Offensive Clown
A Sympathetic Webmaster
A Terrified Researcher
A Big-thinking Editor
A Discourteous Saxophonist
An Infatuated Ornithologist
A Skeptical Marshal
A Cultured Blacksmith
A Disruptive Executioner
A Cruel Priest
A Thorough Private Detective
A Perplexed Conductor
An Opportunistic Sound Technician
A Pleased Locksmith
A Circumspect Taxi-driver
An Unrestrained Clown
A Frustrated Lifeguard
A Disobedient Fashion Designer
A Softheaded Burglar
An Irreligious Bodyguard
A Narcissistic Salesperson
A Disruptive Boatbuilder
A Prejudiced Thief
A Satisfied Zookeeper
A Snoopy Mathematician
A Threatened Evangelist
A Callous Hairdresser
An Agreeable Court Jester
A Tall Wizard
An Unfriendly Fortune-teller
A Vindictive Poet
A Glamorous Missionary
A Demanding Pilot
A Compassionate Chemist
A Dejected Innkeeper
A Single-minded Journalist
A Precise Zookeeper
A Tender Bishop
A Completely Normal Dogcatcher
A Mystical Park Ranger
A Zany Detective
A Sweet Shepherd
A Daring Sleuth
An Independent Sage
An Obsessive Court Jester
A Haughty Drug Dealer
A Caring Playwright
A Passionate Mortician
A Contradictory Teacher
A Restless Doctor
An Unambitious Manicurist
A Genuine Conductor
A Leisurely Navigator
A Rebellious Burglar
A Maternal Scientist
A Patriotic Fashion Designer
A Shallow Lawyer
A Deceitful Matador
An Honorable Blacksmith
A Reverential Broker
An Irreligious Governor
A Hefty Lumberjack
A Sociable Truck Driver
A Trusting Drug Dealer
An Extraordinary Shaman
A Possessive Publisher
An Inoffensive Sniper
An Open-minded Professor
A Gullible Hypnotist
A Discouraged Navigator
A Distrustful Cameraman
A Peaceful Referee
A Serious Linguist
An Intense Zookeeper
An Amazing Assassin
A Mature Firefighter
A Hesitant Editor
An Offended Historian
A Cowardly Guard
A Determined Bandit
A Hungry Entrepreneur
A Sympathetic Magician
A Transparent Psychiatrist
A Morbid Florist
A Steadfast Oracle
A Fatigued Terrorist
A High-handed Candlemaker
A Ridiculous Butcher
A Narrow-minded Carver
An Insincere DJ
A Greedy Interior Designer
A Free and Easy Barista
A Conciliatory Mobster
A Weak-willed Bodyguard
An Uncharitable Magician
A Grand Herbalist
An Uncertain Chimney-sweep
A Fashionable Priest
A Monstrous Chef
A Faithful Shepherd
A Distrustful Brewer
A Cerebral Broker
A Dependent Butcher
A Disconcerting Peddlar
A Hopeful Poet
A Trustworthy Gardener
A Tidy Cab Driver
A Surprised Choreographer
A Resentful DJ
A Suspicious Linguist
A Helpless Referee
An Honest Security Guard
A Sensitive Programmer
An Obvious Brewer
A Boisterous Composer
An Imaginative Game Show Host
A Fickle Bureaucrat
An Independent Dogcatcher
A Trendy Explorer
A Weak Accountant
A Reassured Geologist
A Disobedient Director
A Thorough Blacksmith
A Meddlesome Tattooist
A Dominating Mason
A Charmless Baker
A Steady Student
A Peaceful Hunter
A Regretful Philanthropist
An Obedient Florist
A Helpful Firefighter
A Stern Plumber
A Young Fishmonger
A Formal Pirate
A Placid Gardener
A Private Captain
A Spirited Navigator
A Sadistic Model
A Presumptuous Nanny
A Merry Cook
A Charmless Sleuth
A Hostile Dentist
A Quiet Janitor
An Intent Gravedigger
A Principled Messenger
A Provocative Assassin
An Unpleasant Antique Dealer
An Excitable Politician
A Discreet Chief of Police
A Desolate Factory Worker
An Alert Builder
A Mellow Veterinarian
An Inoffensive Real Estate Agent
A Hurt Interrogator
A Handsome Ninja
A Plodding Flight Attendant
A Cute Ventriloquist
An Overimaginative Paramedic
A Distressed Judge
A Fearful Tattooist
A Presumptuous Baker
A Liberated Gravedigger
An Enigmatic Mortician
A Meddlesome Mercenary
A Mannered Bartender
An Obsessive Pickpocket
An Easily Discouraged Archer
A Predictable Jailer
A Responsive Servant
A Discreet Gladiator
A Frightened Goldsmith
A Sharing Oracle
A Tolerant Veterinarian
A Willing Violinist
An Independent Air Traffic Controller
A Pugnacious Spelunker
A Jubilant Photographer
A Lying Fraudster
A Passive Model
An Extreme Bonecarver
A Prejudiced Plumber
A Fuming Singer
A Forthright Webmaster
A Funny Mathematician
An Excitable Diplomat
A Crass Cosmonaut
A Placid Ditch Digger
A Critical DJ
A Scheming Archer
A Bored Mobster
A Vindictive Lifeguard
A Generous Director
A Melancholic Surgeon
A Prejudiced Waiter
A Colorful Ornithologist
A Thievish Police Officer
An Assertive Sculptor
A Physical Construction Worker
An Impersonal Dancer
A Gleeful Innkeeper
A Determined Evangelist
A Cute Musician
A Distracted Shepherd
A Detestable Pawnbroker
A Fanciful Servant
An Insulting Blacksmith
A Serene Hairdresser
A Pretentious Cartoonist
An Oppressed Researcher
A Fiery Dentist
A Fortunate Stonecutter
A Bewildered Clerk
A Timid Model
A Cerebral Astronaut
An Amoral Terrorist
A Gullible Customs Officer
A High-handed Nurse
A Miserly Surgeon
A Keen Builder
A Loving Chef
A Cheerful Hotelier
A Preoccupied Biologist
An Emotional Assassin
A Free and Easy Cheesemaker
A Quaking Baker
An Extreme Park Ranger
A Brilliant Gondolier
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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