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A Dejected Antique Dealer
A Rejected Record Producer
A Closed off Tax Collector
A Friendly Firefighter
A Confident Webmaster
A Superficial Sound Technician
A Distressed Ninja
A Presumptuous Captain
A Frugal Court Jester
A Wise Gardener
A Young Technician
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A Hateful Sage
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A Naive Soldier
An Ashamed Doctor
A Humble Air Traffic Controller
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A Preoccupied Publisher
A Captivating Barista
A Keen Thief
A Skeptical Dogcatcher
An Uncooperative Poet
An Arbitrary Mercenary
A Haughty Beautician
A Self-denying Ventriloquist
A Sober Percussionist
A Mechanical Dictator
An Efficient Butcher
A Sweaty Clockmaker
A Neat Taxidermist
A Predatory Fortune-teller
A Frisky Psychiatrist
A Softheaded Imam
A Reactive Dentist
A Sly Barber
A Sweet Janitor
An Impulsive Gardener
A Crude Firefighter
A Questioning Computer Programmer
An Agreeable Torturer
A Bewildered Painter
An Obvious Make-up Artist
A Well-read Athlete
A Discreet Scientist
An Alarmed Blacksmith
A Zany Ninja
A Cowardly Archaeologist
A Nervous Broker
A Careless Social Worker
An Abrasive DJ
An Important Minister
A Dominating Surgeon
A Quiet Tailor
An Alert Doctor
A Pathetic Clown
An Excited Ornithologist
An Alone Actor
A Gloomy Undertaker
A Worked Up Drug Dealer
An Impressive Dancer
A Wishful Dressmaker
A Reliable Ditch Digger
An Unfriendly Bricklayer
A Weak Surgeon
A Dignified Impersonator
An Alert Fishmonger
A Ruined Pirate
A Patriotic Terrorist
A Sentimental Editor
An Unstable Translator
A Sure Chauffeur
An Enthusiastic Writer
A Frightened Evangelist
A Joyous Mercenary
A Gallant Mobster
An Intense Sheepshearer
An Inhibited Servant
A Funny Historian
A Sympathetic Fishmonger
A Loving Composer
An at Ease Busker
An Agonizing Captain
A Purposeful Cab Driver
A Clean Builder
A Thoughtless Judge
An Insightful Broker
An Energetic Playwright
A Wronged Beggar
A Terrified Entrepreneur
An Understanding Ambassador
A Grief DJ
A Procrastinating Spy
An Insulting Diver
A Sophisticated Musician
A Skeptical Mechanic
A Monstrous Executioner
An Original Coach
A Cerebral Doctor
An Obnoxious Saxophonist
A Content Actor
An Invulnerable Jailer
A Vindictive Bricklayer
A Zany Researcher
A Terrified Pharmacist
A Cultured Fraudster
An Aggressive Bartender
A Tasteful Diver
A Methodical Beggar
A Hateful Game Show Host
A Possessive Nurse
An Amusing Sniper
A Healthy Dictator
A Perfectionist Executioner
An Unrestrained Dancer
An Eager Shaman
A Hidebound Thief
A Faithful Chicken Sexer
A Disappointed Sheriff
A Brittle Deputy
An Orderly Beautician
A Terrified Janitor
A Hurt Construction Worker
A Regimental Composer
A Power-hungry Architect
A Fanciful Game Show Host
A Moody Paramedic
An Inconsiderate Builder
A Careless Air Traffic Controller
A Formal Clown
An Anxious Gardener
A Questioning Politician
A Touchy Barber
A Silly Pastor
A Tolerant Spy
An Outrageous Athlete
An Upset Taxidermist
An Angry Greengrocer
A Complaining Antique Dealer
A Mournful Guru
A Surprising Composer
A Hardy Chemist
A Scheming Butler
A Unique Construction Worker
A Malicious Astronaut
A Crafty Cheesemaker
A Discreet Cook
An Impudent Record Producer
A Zany Social Worker
An Irritated Ventriloquist
A Cowardly Farmer
A Dramatic Ditch Digger
A Compulsive Explorer
An Incensed Sheriff
A Snoopy Comedian
A Captivating Chauffeur
A Rigid Welder
A Preoccupied Brewer
A Crude Scientist
A Focused Photographer
A Considerate Shipwright
A Sordid Goatherd
A Dirty Thief
A Procrastinating Composer
An Impudent Interpreter
A Tall Chef
A Pessimistic Tailor
A Dry Archer
A Sore Publisher
A Smiling Inventor
A Humble Merchant
An Offhand Bodyguard
An Amazing Engineer
A Tolerant Yak Herder
A Dependent Evangelist
A Sarcastic Waiter
A Dissonant Monk
An Intolerant Ventriloquist
A Responsive Writer
A Trustworthy Priest
A Groovy Dentist
A Graceless Veterinarian
A Discontented Governor
A High-spirited Burglar
A Detestable Plumber
A Lustful Historian
A Relaxed Captain
A Melancholic Astronaut
An Organized Programmer
A Shallow Student
A Scornful Busker
A Self-denying Swimming Coach
A Festive Painter
A Powerless Clown
A Quiet Surgeon
A Lost Nurse
A Sociable Pawnbroker
A Vindictive Minister
A Responsive Cook
A Confused Chicken Sexer
A Careless Scout
A Disobedient Captain
An Empty Meteorologist
A Punctual Social Worker
A Quirky Drummer
A Mannerless Gladiator
An Intrigued Composer
An Artificial Fraudster
A Dissonant Herald
A Touchy Dictator
A Rebellious Barber
A Self-reliant Banker
An Alienated Teacher
A Hungry Biologist
A Bitter Reporter
A Complaining Beekeeper
A Considerate Cosmonaut
A Bright Soldier
A Cantakerous Bank Robber
An Insincere Gondolier
A Grief Captain
A Fuming Publisher
A Repressed Air Traffic Controller
An Agonizing Scientist
A Joyous Locksmith
A Hurt Gladiator
An Aggressive Singer
An Indulgent Astronaut
A Self-critical Fraudster
A Punctual DJ
A Ravenous Referee
A Disappointed Coach
An Original Sniper
A Skeptical Priest
An Indecisive Biologist
A Neurotic Cab Driver
A Modest Knight
An Organized Boatbuilder
A Sordid Police Officer
An Agreeable Game Show Host
A Conceited Innkeeper
An Offhand Entrepreneur
A Keen Detective
A Transparent Executioner
A Dogmatic Coroner
A Formal Doctor
A Decisive Entertainer
A Familial DJ
A Personable Writer
A Principled Impersonator
A Provocative Hunter
An Indecisive Teacher
A Rebellious Factory Worker
A Competitive Pirate
A Discontented Drummer
A Tenacious Carver
A Sensual Undertaker
A Resentful Plumber
A Playful Game Show Host
A Cerebral Lumberjack
A Lonely Waiter
An Opinionated Hairdresser
A Stupid Baker
A Questioning Hotelier
A Fickle Sound Technician
A Childish Criminal
A Patient Doctor
An Uneasy Thief
A False Herbalist
A Precise Bank Robber
A Prejudiced Greengrocer
An Artful Imam
A Conceited Exterminator
A Distrustful Assassin
An Erratic Lighthouse-keeper
A Wishful Writer
A Critical Governor
An Unhealthy Fashion Designer
A Naive Spelunker
A Venomous Locksmith
A Captivating Hypnotist
A Skeptical Physicist
A Disturbing Security Guard
A Youthful Banker
A Popular Drug Dealer
A Mannerless Athlete
An Infatuated Webmaster
A Shrewd Tailor
An Ambitious Sleuth
A Prim Archer
A Conservative Private Detective
A Self-indulgent Drummer
An Angry Manager
An Impulsive Matador
An Unpredicatable Coroner
An Opinionated Florist
A Decadent Coach
A Suave Lighthouse-keeper
A Dutiful Beggar
An Egocentric Dogcatcher
A Frivolous Pharmacist
An Excited Nanny
An Insensitive Cobbler
An Agreeable Janitor
A Protective Pastor
A Gullible Dietician
A Sweaty Nurse
An Understanding Archer
A Melancholic Teacher
A Kind Dictator
A Mystical Swimming Coach
A Sober Baker
A Stupefied Secretary
An Antisocial Burglar
A Certain Servant
A Predatory Goatherd
A Lucky Farmer
A Hurt Firefighter
A Chummy Guide
A Trusting Police Officer
A Fraudulent Beautician
A Hungry Radiologist
A Pessimistic Florist
A Modern Spy
A Sarcastic Translator
A Mellow Webmaster
A Perceptive Drummer
A Lousy Taxidermist
A Shy Swimming Coach
A Folksy Actor
An Obedient Drug Dealer
A Tearful Magistrate
A Self-conscious Surgeon
A Mystical Clown
An Agonized Dentist
A Caring Accountant
A Provocative Journalist
A Lucky Sheepshearer
A Sorrowful Hairdresser
An Inflamed Trapper
A Suspicious Conductor
A Joyous Model
A Foolish Illustrator
A Glamorous Coach
A Troublesome Swimmer
A Hostile Rat Catcher
A Glad Air Traffic Controller
A Frightened Banker
A Wishful Servant
A Cynical Fortune-teller
A Humble Ventriloquist
A Miserable Goldsmith
A Brutal Construction Worker
A Profound Biologist
A Shaky Illustrator
A Wronged Impersonator
A Competitive Boatbuilder
An Adventurous Garbage Collector
An Inspired Plumber
A Boisterous Drug Dealer
A Funky Hunter
A Steadfast Journalist
A Bewildered Gladiator
A Hateful Mercenary
A Conciliatory Janitor
A Serene Librarian
A Tenacious Zookeeper
A Ridiculous Social Worker
A Dissatisfied Oracle
A Coarse Taxidermist
An Oppressed Diver
A Fascinated Diplomat
A Gloomy Soldier
A Complaining Gate-keeper
A Sarcastic Ninja
An Assertive Teacher
A Dishonest Pharmacist
A Liberal Writer
A Distrustful Wedding Planner
An Overimaginative Gladiator
A Folksy Blacksmith
A Reverential Sailor
A Self-sufficent Radiologist
An Unstable Yak Herder
A Reliable Illustrator
A Clean Architect
An Ugly Historian
A Healthy Chauffeur
A Considerate Fraudster
A Sarcastic Singer
An Innovative Biologist
A Self-effacing Social Worker
A Deceitful Shepherd
A Surprised Exterminator
A Tortured Detective
A Steadfast Wizard
A Discontented Poet
A Hefty Guru
A Sad Burglar
A Meddlesome Bodyguard
A Reassured Radiologist
A Complaining Beautician
A Liberated Pirate
An Outspoken Mobster
A Dissonant Bishop
A Tragic Gravedigger
An One-dimensional Student
A Glamorous Jeweler
A Self-indulgent Real Estate Agent
A Disrespectful Innkeeper
A Clumsy Playwright
A Mellow Boatbuilder
A Prim Graphic Artist
An Appreciative Firefighter
A Genuine Computer Programmer
A Vacuous Private Detective
A Tolerant Singer
A Funky Translator
A Well-read Beggar
An Erratic Tax Collector
An Unimaginative Barber
A Paralyzed Sheriff
A Decisive Air Traffic Controller
A Reserved Bank Robber
A Tall Sound Technician
A Hedonistic Meteorologist
A Vindictive Guard
A Reliable Chicken Sexer
A Hungry Dogcatcher
A Cautious Banker
A Flamboyant Printer
A Regimental Detective
A Strict Real Estate Agent
A Thankful Veterinarian
A Trembling Make-up Artist
A Romantic Carver
A Worried Flight Attendant
A Mechanical Animal Trainer
A Detestable Dentist
An Unsure Violinist
A Discouraging Interior Designer
A Neutral Terrorist
A Bewildered Graphic Artist
An Irritated Pickpocket
A Troublesome Truck Driver
A Graceless Shipwright
An Obnoxious Air Traffic Controller
A Protective Evangelist
An Extreme Construction Worker
A Cold Builder
A Venomous Bodyguard
A Secure Florist
An Organized Sniper
A Sarcastic Cab Driver
A Busy Translator
A Scheming Surgeon
A Mannerless Baker
A Methodical Dentist
A Fearful Security Guard
An Incapable Taxi-driver
An Athletic Chemist
A Grim Actor
A Frivolous Drummer
A Glad Shaman
A Focused Blacksmith
A Shrewd Antique Dealer
An Insincere Assassin
A Softheaded Botanist
A Timid Drug Dealer
A Despicable Construction Worker
A Pained Guide
A Woeful Farmer
A Cross Radiologist
An Impressionable Saxophonist
A Contradictory Security Guard
An Anxious Juggler
An Angry Navigator
A Benevolent Photographer
A Private Taxidermist
A Blunt Translator
A Bright Pawnbroker
A Sedentary Writer
A Clear-headed Bonecarver
A Meticulous Welder
A Tender Comedian
An Ugly Fisher
A Logical Fraudster
A Dedicated Chauffeur
A Bland Tax Collector
An Angry Detective
An Impersonal Dietician
A Calculating Yodeler
A Busy Sheepshearer
A Mechanical Astronaut
A Hurried Gladiator
A Self-conscious Busker
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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