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A Perfectionist Game Show Host
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A Haughty Fisher
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A Hostile Marine
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A Trustworthy Barber
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A Noncommittal Terrorist
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An Honest Chef
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A Serious Swimming Coach
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An Ugly Mason
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A Lovely Dressmaker
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An Observant Burglar
A Resourceful Singer
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A Stylish Shaman
A Neutral Stonecutter
A Sensitive Silversmith
A Hard Working Playwright
An Enraged Locksmith
A Bitter Fishmonger
A Ready Spin Doctor
A Sober Torturer
An Insecure Photographer
A Crass Researcher
An Offhand Pilot
A Sexy Nurse
A Balanced Author
A Blunt Surgeon
A Healthy Graphic Artist
A Big-thinking Scout
An Unfathomable Sniper
A Charming Busker
A Heroic Barber
A Tall Clerk
A Willing Meteorologist
A Sore Bank Robber
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An Intrigued Swimmer
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A Good-natured Diplomat
A Reactive Ventriloquist
A Deep Thief
An Argumentative Mobster
A Steady Photographer
A Crazy Sailor
A Guilty Cartoonist
A Fraudulent Sheriff
An Old-fashioned Chemist
An Understanding Shaman
An Extravagant Teacher
A Mature Manicurist
A Dependent Receptionist
A Disturbing Hotelier
A Rustic Rat Catcher
A Desolate Truck Driver
A Trustworthy Clown
A Sweet Dressmaker
An Empathetic Shepherd
A Protective Gardener
An Unfathomable Chef
A Curious Bank Robber
An Inert Medic
A Fun-loving Interrogator
A Closed off Boatbuilder
An Agreeable Locksmith
A Quaking Wizard
A Bright Model
An Alert Chauffeur
A Muddle-headed Antique Dealer
A Stable Ambassador
A Prudent Rabbi
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A Careless Hypnotist
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A Disorderly Navigator
An Unrestrained Banker
A Terrible Scout
A Vacuous Herald
A Softheaded Beekeeper
A Sociable Game Show Host
A Jubilant Shoemaker
An Effeminate Barista
A Sweaty Broker
A Humble Personal Trainer
A Contemptible Deputy
A Self-reliant Sheriff
An Apathetic Marshal
A Dramatic Taxidermist
An Irritable Cheesemaker
An Empty Meteorologist
A Liberated Make-up Artist
A Stupefied Sniper
A Fickle Botanist
A Hateful Politician
A Perplexed Gravedigger
A High-minded Sailor
A Benevolent Entrepreneur
A Steadfast Welder
An Inferior Plumber
A Hard Working Construction Worker
An Uncertain Cook
A Rational Psychiatrist
A Physical Air Traffic Controller
A Phlegmatic Crook
A Gracious Imam
An Unfriendly Park Ranger
A Rejected Illustrator
An Extraordinary Spelunker
A Vacuous Undertaker
A High-spirited Bodyguard
A Well-meaning Butcher
A Dramatic Electrician
A Purposeful Optometrist
A Mystical Bartender
A Liberal Chauffeur
A Humiliated Teacher
A Conciliatory Private Detective
A Fortunate Imam
An Unbelieving Bank Robber
A Helpless Comedian
A Crying Engineer
A Stupid Welder
An Absentminded Barista
An Irritable Wizard
An Independent Banker
An Inert Guard
A Devoted Burglar
A Protective Lighthouse-keeper
An Experimental Criminal
An Effeminate Interpreter
A Despairing Principal
A Solitary Butcher
A Trusting Diver
A Liberal Police Officer
A Witty Torturer
An Assertive Architect
A Funky Captain
A Thoughtless Air Traffic Controller
An Overimaginative Computer Programmer
A Restless Executioner
A Disrespectful Silversmith
An Enthusiastic Monk
A Good-natured Teacher
An Intolerant Scout
A Despicable Butcher
An Indecisive Burglar
An Opinionated Sheriff
An Odd Director
A Tearful Factory Worker
A Vacuous Marine
A Tidy Yodeler
A Lying Librarian
A Timid Captain
A Popular Dentist
A Skinny Farmer
A Distracted Screenwriter
A Criminal Pastor
A Dignified Sailor
A Conscientious Goldsmith
An Indifferent Entrepreneur
A Disrespectful Cheesemaker
A Discreet Marshal
An Inspired Taxi-driver
A Fuming Sniper
A Persuasive Author
An Offensive Teacher
A Sarcastic Security Guard
A Threatened Researcher
A Moralistic Sleuth
A Shaky Cook
A Freethinking Photographer
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