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A Dirty Chimney-sweep
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A Fickle Student
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An Amazed Evangelist
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A Prudent Miner
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A Lifeless Court Jester
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A High-spirited Construction Worker
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A Concerned Winemaker
A Rigid Computer Programmer
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An Encouraged Electrician
A Rustic Truck Driver
A Misguided Athlete
A Tough Nanny
A Progressive Judge
An Inconsiderate Burglar
A Steely Chief of Police
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A Faithless Painter
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A Witty Shaman
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A Proud Broker
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A Paralyzed Ambassador
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A Dogmatic Lifeguard
A Considerate Webmaster
An Uncaring Candlemaker
A Submissive Mechanic
A Sadistic Navigator
An Artful Barber
A Discontented Chemist
A Dismayed Court Jester
A Tactless Firefighter
A Passive Pilot
A Compulsive Paramedic
An Odd Fortune-teller
A Reliable Bricklayer
An Arbitrary Mobster
An Ashamed Veterinarian
A Kind Soldier
A Dreamy Nurse
A Mannered Chief of Police
A Concerned Painter
A Unique Sleuth
An Elegant Inventor
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A Messy Chemist
An Earthy Clockmaker
A Serious Game Show Host
An Amoral Butcher
An Understanding Tattooist
A Lonely Explorer
An Excited Chauffeur
A Satisfied Editor
An Uncaring Tailor
A Responsive Astronaut
A Ravenous Garbage Collector
A Brilliant Pianist
A Disillusioned Hunter
An Experimental Chief of Police
An Invulnerable Zookeeper
A Selfish Graphic Artist
An Uncooperative Chimney-sweep
A Hostile Undertaker
A Thorough Detective
A Graceless Air Traffic Controller
A Fiery Minister
A Plodding Truck Driver
A Suave Gate-keeper
A Transparent Surgeon
An Amused Beekeeper
A Bewildered Gardener
An Angry Flight Attendant
A Sanctimonious Pharmacist
A Money-minded Construction Worker
An Unimaginative Impersonator
A Leisurely Professor
An Enervated Physicist
A Courageous Printer
A Disobedient Court Jester
A Repressed Chimney-sweep
An Artful Botanist
A Mannerless Butcher
A Pure Doctor
A Weary Captain
A Fixed Matador
An Impersonal Composer
A Dedicated Gladiator
A Liberal Diplomat
A Tortured Wizard
A Bizarre Guru
A Distrustful Sage
A Rowdy Salesperson
An Expedient Scientist
An Ugly Medic
An Indifferent Playwright
An Argumentative Sound Technician
A Simple Pianist
A Shortsighted Watchmaker
A Chummy Botanist
A Sensual Game Show Host
A Serious Park Ranger
A Cerebral Butcher
A Coarse Brewer
A Humorous Bishop
A Small-thinking Chef
An Obsessive Gondolier
An Amoral Ditch Digger
A Painstaking Swordsmith
An Independent Violinist
A Creative Spy
A Religious Baker
A Closed off Nurse
A Compulsive Teacher
A Reflective Hypnotist
A Daring Greengrocer
A Contemplative Explorer
An Invisible Cook
A Shrewd Entrepreneur
A Youthful Court Jester
A Profound Construction Worker
An Encouraged Swimming Coach
A Responsive Park Ranger
A Perverse Torturer
An Outspoken Zookeeper
A Graceless Truck Driver
An Irritable Matador
A Disturbing Bodyguard
A Jubilant Police Officer
A Distracted Monk
A Cooperative Mortician
A Dry Rat Catcher
A Focused Senator
An Irreligious Referee
An Extravagant Antique Dealer
A Sentimental Knight
An Invulnerable Weaver
An Inconsiderate Electrician
A Dull Photographer
A Prudent Teacher
An Optimistic Boatbuilder
An Uncertain Judge
A Quaking Magician
An Unfathomable Police Officer
A Skillful Juggler
A Trustworthy Broker
A Silly Dogcatcher
A Funny Fortune-teller
An Ecstatic Undertaker
A Glamorous Model
A Snoopy Farmer
A Cheating Illustrator
An Arbitrary Pharmacist
A Terrible Hotelier
A Preoccupied Cameraman
A Positive Cartoonist
An Amiable Game Show Host
An Unfathomable Surgeon
A Deep Scout
An Uncooperative Poet
A Whimsical Pianist
An Unsure Chief of Police
An Erratic Coroner
A Hefty Drummer
A Rustic Guru
A Neglectful Dancer
An Ugly Fashion Designer
An Ignorant Tattooist
An Enigmatic DJ
A Cantakerous Singer
An Artful Truck Driver
A Weak Scout
A Lustful Hypnotist
A Misguided Engineer
An Articulate Wizard
An Amiable Sleuth
A Jubilant Dietician
A Helpless Guru
A Sharing Mathematician
An Unsentimental Flight Attendant
A Modest Stunt Double
A Principled Executioner
A Chummy Firefighter
A Responsible Florist
A Stern Matador
An Extreme Security Guard
An Alone Taxi-driver
A Charismatic Burglar
A Nervous Lifeguard
A Rational Beggar
A Gullible Drug Dealer
A Busy Silversmith
A Vacuous Librarian
A Brave Chef
A Frisky Customs Officer
A Contemplative Mayor
A Benevolent Sheepshearer
An Artful Detective
A Realistic Matador
A Perfectionist Gladiator
A Guilty Singer
An Argumentative Radiologist
A Vague Hypnotist
A Selfish Welder
A Stable Courier
A Wary Entrepreneur
An Aggressive Ninja
An Inspired Terrorist
A Glamorous Exterminator
A Romantic Fraudster
A Passionate Sniper
A Hard Working Explorer
A Maternal Surgeon
An Easily Discouraged Violinist
An Insincere Translator
An Important Blacksmith
A Humble Pirate
An Adventurous Oracle
A Disruptive Guide
A Foolish Hairdresser
A Venomous Singer
An Eager Factory Worker
A Free and Easy Priest
A Desolate Bonecarver
An Odd Police Officer
A Persuasive Historian
A Difficult Bank Robber
A Tasteless Bodyguard
An Intent Bureaucrat
A Humorous Magician
A Dignified Beggar
A Monstrous Hotelier
An Educated Sleuth
A Dissonant Percussionist
A Touchy Coroner
A Melancholic Tailor
A Pathetic Mobster
A Serious Barber
An Indifferent Actor
A Practical Tax Collector
An Uneasy Architect
A Content Jeweler
A False Dancer
An Experimental Torturer
A Decisive Miner
A Rational Mathematician
A Liberated Truck Driver
A Proud Impersonator
A Barbaric Swineherd
A Personable Bricklayer
A Sore Farmer
A Superficial Hunter
A Clever Fraudster
An Intelligent Geologist
A Weird Poet
A Narrow-minded Sniper
A Repentant Animal Trainer
A Disloyal Publisher
A Solemn Hotelier
A Neat Choreographer
A Superstitious Herbalist
A Terrible Archaeologist
A Unique Gravedigger
An Inert Stunt Double
A Shortsighted Explorer
A Stupid Herald
A Trusting Burglar
An Encouraged Gardener
A Negativistic Cosmonaut
A Good-natured Carver
A Blissful Cook
An Absentminded Ninja
A Tactless Singer
A Disorganized Cameraman
A Compassionate Mercenary
A Dependent Terrorist
A Relaxed Doctor
A Fortunate Cheesemaker
A Criminal Firefighter
An Amazed Programmer
A Self-conscious Cartoonist
A Miserable Executioner
A Private Cab Driver
An Objective Paramedic
A Sore Tax Collector
A Tactless Fisher
A Disgusting Bishop
A Mistaken Illustrator
A Fun-loving Bandit
A Balanced Hunter
An Unpredicatable Gladiator
A Contradictory Candlemaker
An Amoral Baker
A Hypnotic Poet
An Impractical Priest
A Ready Broker
A Complacent Hypnotist
A Physical Manager
An Unfriendly Percussionist
A Repentant Silversmith
An Enthusiastic Pickpocket
A Discouraged Plumber
A Festive Clown
A Faithless Welder
An Irritated Lighthouse-keeper
A Despairing Mathematician
An Extraordinary Bonecarver
An Extravagant Truck Driver
A Blunt Nurse
An Unpatriotic Yak Herder
An Open-minded Chief of Police
A Predictable Mayor
A Painstaking Minister
A Despicable Plumber
An Unlovable Security Guard
A Frugal Translator
An Amused Model
A Solitary Scout
A Tense Mechanic
A Devoted Marine
An Ambitious Cook
A Coarse Pilot
An Appreciative Teacher
A Certain Social Worker
A Mournful Bonecarver
A Receptive Comedian
A Loyal Priest
A Disillusioned Sleuth
A Crazy Air Traffic Controller
A Romantic Bishop
An Amoral Monk
A Powerless Butler
A Thievish Dentist
An Outrageous Scientist
A Fuming Navigator
A Stupid Plumber
A Nihilistic Cheesemaker
A Lost Personal Trainer
A Circumspect Merchant
A Conceited Burglar
An Observant Psychiatrist
An Alert Doctor
A Familial Air Traffic Controller
A Bright Programmer
A Cerebral Poet
A Lovely Stunt Double
A Hungry Undertaker
An Unlucky Shaman
An Independent Winemaker
A Skeptical Principal
An Enraged Computer Programmer
A Grieved Historian
An at Ease Clockmaker
A Charmless Librarian
A Helpless Composer
An Intense Innkeeper
A Modest Marshal
An Insecure Truck Driver
A Clear-headed Mercenary
An Unappreciative Juggler
A Certain Actor
An Infuriated Photographer
A Fixed Welder
A Mechanical Ditch Digger
An at Ease Servant
A Hedonistic Construction Worker
An Indulgent Biologist
A Neurotic Personal Trainer
An Artful Undertaker
A Flamboyant Tax Collector
A Messy Soldier
A Gracious Teacher
A Brittle Banker
A Reflective Air Traffic Controller
A Jolly Politician
An Impulsive Sculptor
An Extravagant Farmer
An Aimless Pharmacist
A Hateful Cook
A Self-critical Tailor
A Zany Surgeon
An Invulnerable Bartender
A Practical Courier
An Idealistic Pilot
A Mystical Editor
A Secure Florist
A Friendly Bureaucrat
A Disconcerting Botanist
An Articulate Linguist
A Colorful Security Guard
A Subjective Air Traffic Controller
A Scheming Chef
An Irrational Flight Attendant
A Determined Exterminator
An Unrestrained Dancer
A Dogmatic Evangelist
A Frightened Pilot
A Dull Pharmacist
A Heartbroken Doctor
An Abrasive Architect
A Daring Beekeeper
A Possessive Bank Robber
An Argumentative Boatbuilder
A High-minded Priest
A Balanced Illustrator
A Spontaneous Astronaut
A Courageous Knight
A Brilliant Ninja
A Submissive Meteorologist
An Anxious Biologist
A Childish Nurse
A Creative Director
A Maternal Record Producer
A Contemplative Winemaker
An Unsentimental Philanthropist
A Pugnacious Courier
A Demanding Pirate
A Jubilant Rat Catcher
A Tragic Miner
A Transparent Librarian
A Noncompetitive Geologist
A Good-natured Technician
A Disinterested Scientist
A Questioning Juggler
A Driven Butcher
An Outspoken Lifeguard
A Cantakerous Politician
A Phlegmatic Make-up Artist
A Restrained Hypnotist
A Solitary Painter
A Courteous Police Officer
A Negativistic Doctor
A Private Singer
A Competitive Courier
A Balanced Shepherd
A Methodical Teacher
A Monstrous Drug Dealer
A Charmless Dancer
A Detestable Guard
A Criminal Sleuth
A Dull Marine
A Hidebound Violinist
A Sober Nanny
A Frustrated Soldier
A Magnanimous Astronaut
An Astigmatic Terrorist
A Pathetic Animal Trainer
A Weak Doctor
A Cold Clockmaker
An Alone Saxophonist
A Methodical Geologist
A Stiff Blacksmith
An Arrogant Judge
A Bored Builder
An Eloquent Referee
A Self-denying Pilot
A Blissful Computer Programmer
A High-minded Radiologist
A Rigid Shoemaker
An Ignorant Guard
A Daring Nanny
An Observant Paleontologist
A Hefty Executioner
A Criminal Tattooist
A Beautiful Spy
A Flexible Pickpocket
An Intent Teacher
A Disgusting Chief of Police
A Reverential Game Show Host
An Alienated Cartoonist
A Perplexed Rat Catcher
A Mawkish Hunter
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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