The Improbot app for Android is now available -- Improbot on Google Play.
Random Occupation+trait (x 500)
A Friendly Cheesemaker
An Enigmatic Explorer
A Gallant Taxi-driver
A Shortsighted Artist
A Desolate Tattooist
A Lonely Minister
A Mawkish Mercenary
A Profound Courier
A Freewheeling Shoemaker
A Lazy Coroner
A Mannered Pharmacist
A Thorough Diplomat
An Oppressed Coach
An Easy Guide
A Sporting Hypnotist
A Hearty Peddlar
An Unprincipled Blacksmith
A Humorous Biologist
A Political Priest
A Fickle Writer
A Courageous Herbalist
A Bizarre Diver
A Guilty Doctor
A Hard Working Student
A Prim Surgeon
A Slow Veterinarian
A Despairing Ninja
A Hostile Bank Robber
A Depressed Pickpocket
A Positive Police Officer
An Aloof Chauffeur
A Thoughtless Cook
A Businesslike Rabbi
A Venomous Senator
A Certain Astronaut
A Possessive Assassin
A Crude Waiter
A Frustrated Veterinarian
A Weird Journalist
An Irreverent Philanthropist
A Transparent Photographer
A Comfortable Judge
A Pessimistic Paramedic
A Conciliatory Marshal
A Disruptive Candlemaker
An Unpatriotic Doctor
A Placid Swimmer
A Funny Fraudster
A Daring Electrician
A Thorough Sage
A Snoopy Guitarist
An Apathetic Servant
A Skinny Interrogator
A Hostile Bartender
A Critical Mobster
A Stern Rat Catcher
A Graceless Cheesemaker
An Articulate Shoemaker
A Solitary Interior Designer
A Self-critical Sheriff
A Sadistic Burglar
A Solemn Historian
A Quirky Exterminator
An Appalled Publisher
A Vindictive Hunter
A Modest Composer
A Mature Exotic Dancer
A Receptive Cameraman
A Perceptive Architect
An Extravagant Yodeler
A Ridiculous Carver
A Power-hungry Cartoonist
A Malicious Juggler
A Forgiving Criminal
A Cowardly Poet
A Pretentious Dogcatcher
A Brave Writer
A Trendy Shepherd
An Unambitious Winemaker
A Regretful Bricklayer
A Skeptical Farmer
An Intent Guard
A Curious Fashion Designer
An Individualistic Blacksmith
A Tasteful Gondolier
A Skinny Explorer
A Compassionate Mobster
An Inoffensive Greengrocer
A Clumsy Bonecarver
An Upset Diplomat
A Hearty Merchant
A Naive Pastor
A Petty Bishop
A Dynamic Ditch Digger
A Detestable Musician
An Upright Butcher
A Sentimental Assassin
An Adventurous Mobster
A Conceited Barber
A Dirty Winemaker
A Dignified Inventor
An Earthy Printer
An Appreciative Banker
A Balanced Guitarist
A Stoic Hunter
An Oppressed Painter
An Ecstatic Florist
A Witty Spy
A Malicious Artist
A Religious Gardener
A Sulky Tax Collector
A Charismatic Court Jester
A Charming Air Traffic Controller
An Empty Judge
A Fanciful Animal Trainer
An Unfriendly Greengrocer
A Cross Taxidermist
An Old Sleuth
A Scornful Gravedigger
A Kind Personal Trainer
A Purposeful Paramedic
A Sporting Bandit
A Decisive Private Detective
A Discouraging Factory Worker
A Fiery Principal
A Healthy Cameraman
A Conventional Air Traffic Controller
An Uncomplaining Salesperson
An Upright Surgeon
A Restrained Waiter
A Kind Technician
An Alarmed Barber
A Sweet Saxophonist
A Rustic Detective
A Muddle-headed Bureaucrat
A Mannered Gladiator
A Punctual Diver
A Dynamic Hunter
A Small-thinking Firefighter
A Nosy Dentist
A Profound Exterminator
A Deceitful Illustrator
A Troublesome Assassin
A Devious DJ
A Ticklish Model
A Demanding Ditch Digger
A Hurt Playwright
A Frisky Banker
An Extravagant Security Guard
A Calm Criminal
A Haughty Magician
A Panicked Interpreter
A Gleeful Terrorist
An Appreciative Judge
A Fatalistic Doctor
A Dynamic Gravedigger
A Superstitious Swordsmith
A Sarcastic Farmer
A Charming Barber
A Patriotic Servant
A Jolly Zookeeper
A Loyal Taxidermist
An Airy Scientist
An Important Dentist
A Steadfast Sailor
An Encouraged Plumber
An Effeminate Factory Worker
A Perfectionist Programmer
A Sadistic Mobster
A Restless Shaman
A Strict Governor
An Appreciative Butcher
A Brilliant Messenger
A Demanding Detective
An One-dimensional Impersonator
An Embarrassed Archer
A Self-reliant Cosmonaut
A Delighted Ventriloquist
An Unrestrained Tax Collector
A Grief Salesperson
A Logical Barber
A Creative Choreographer
A Tasteless Personal Trainer
A Bland Guru
An Inquisitive Burglar
A Faithful Greengrocer
A Preoccupied Security Guard
A Sulky Photographer
A Decisive Gladiator
A Certain Student
A Malicious Hunter
An Intrigued Drummer
A Glamorous Coach
A Debonair Paleontologist
A Loyal Juggler
A Wary Taxidermist
A Crude Gravedigger
A Noncompetitive Historian
A Wonderful Wizard
An Inflamed Cobbler
A Folksy Executioner
A Physical Psychiatrist
A Miserable Pickpocket
A Rebellious Physicist
A Sordid Dressmaker
A Contradictory Innkeeper
A Disrespectful Banker
An Insecure Plumber
An Amazing Drummer
A Methodical Exotic Dancer
A Fawning Detective
A Scrupulous Taxi-driver
A Sadistic DJ
A Charismatic Chief of Police
A Self-conscious Mechanic
A Threatened Botanist
A Pained Interrogator
An Insightful Fashion Designer
A Restless Assassin
A Folksy Hairdresser
A Sedentary Beautician
A Rational Silversmith
An Unsentimental Model
A Ticklish Shaman
A Detestable DJ
A Forgetful Lumberjack
A Subtle Linguist
An Outspoken Pharmacist
An Odd Director
A Tender Waiter
A Pleased Bank Robber
A High-minded Mortician
A Prejudiced Criminal
A Protective Executioner
A Boisterous Coach
An Uncertain Court Jester
A Modern Shepherd
A Malicious Wizard
An Irresponsible Winemaker
A Joyous Dressmaker
A Solitary Architect
A Helpful Clown
An Agonizing Engineer
A Heroic Drummer
A Dignified Butcher
A Healthy Nurse
An Irrational Cartoonist
A Decent Silversmith
A Cheating Pickpocket
A Compulsive Senator
A Possessive Cheesemaker
A Phlegmatic Sheepshearer
An Ignorant Pilot
A Selfish Lighthouse-keeper
A Compassionate Guru
An Inhibited Psychiatrist
A Wise Guard
A Restrained Sniper
A Nonchalant Firefighter
A Private Janitor
A Persuasive Fishmonger
An Indifferent Professor
A Warm Minister
A Dirty Veterinarian
A Principled Model
A Provoked Governor
A Paranoid Flight Attendant
A Tortured Assassin
A Relaxed Optometrist
A Sadistic Judge
A Dismayed Medic
A Small-thinking Shoemaker
A Delighted Pirate
A Meticulous Violinist
A Preoccupied Undertaker
A Reflective Park Ranger
An Obvious Clown
A Complex Shepherd
A Plodding Cartoonist
A Dramatic Monk
A Depressed Researcher
A Perplexed Thief
A Narcissistic Drug Dealer
A Stern Hairdresser
An Enigmatic Stonecutter
An Amazed Barber
A Sweet Wizard
A Humorous DJ
An Offhand Florist
A Tough Criminal
A Heroic Beautician
A Competitive Innkeeper
A Serious Boatbuilder
A Transparent Doctor
A Repressed Sage
A Lovable Terrorist
An Appalled Bandit
An Antisocial Webmaster
A Hateful Sniper
A Well-rounded Dressmaker
A Painstaking Mortician
A Worked Up Impersonator
A Willing Private Detective
A Tactless Zookeeper
An Unfriendly Hairdresser
A Vindictive Clockmaker
A Lustful Cheesemaker
A Ready Nanny
A Careless Sheriff
A Tortured Crook
A Rustic Architect
An Invisible Doctor
A Playful Record Producer
An at Ease Chef
A Lifeless Greengrocer
A Haughty Priest
A Slow Detective
A Disorderly Scout
An Unbelieving Police Officer
A Cheerful Pawnbroker
An Inspired Barber
A Closed off Screenwriter
A Reliable Florist
A Terrible Evangelist
A Lazy Miner
A Magnanimous Cosmonaut
A Money-minded Chimney-sweep
A Barbaric Baker
A Scrupulous Manager
A Transparent Magician
A Devious Executioner
An Amused Construction Worker
A Trembling Computer Programmer
A Victimized Yodeler
A Shortsighted Mortician
A Cerebral Doctor
A Free and Easy Ninja
A Dependent Printer
A Scornful Juggler
A Benevolent Courier
A Weak-willed Game Show Host
A Sentimental Antique Dealer
A Reverential Servant
A Desperate Firefighter
An Uncomplaining Nanny
An Unlovable Pickpocket
A Modern Magician
An Agreeable Police Officer
An Assertive Wizard
A Discontented Salesperson
A Sensual Politician
A Weary Park Ranger
A Humble Ninja
An Opinionated Courier
An Amoral Translator
A Curious Librarian
A Serene Webmaster
A Forceful Mason
An Understanding Assassin
A Clever Stunt Double
A Stylish Judge
An Elegant Publisher
A Handsome Baker
A Sure Undertaker
A Clean Soldier
A Terrified Personal Trainer
A Nosy Messenger
An Articulate Pawnbroker
A Panicked Private Detective
An Optimistic Criminal
A Regretful Astronaut
A Heartbroken Factory Worker
A Smiling Bodyguard
A Responsible Hairdresser
An Alone Doctor
A Discouraging Violinist
A Tasteless Beekeeper
A Groovy Psychiatrist
A Cheating Undertaker
A Tense Mason
An Uninhibited Choreographer
A Well-rounded Taxidermist
A Sarcastic Waiter
A Political Paleontologist
An Innovative Jailer
A Subjective Photographer
A Sociable Clerk
A Glad Farmer
A Foolish Janitor
A Simple Director
A Crafty Plumber
An Invulnerable Jeweler
A Pathetic Antique Dealer
A Scheming Magician
A Humble Watchmaker
A Moody Lawyer
A Casual Cook
A Bland Mortician
A Demanding Photographer
A Laughing Inventor
An Unprincipled Lifeguard
An Uncertain Swordsmith
A Restless Monk
A Vacuous Undertaker
An Educated Guide
A Meddlesome Sniper
A Hearty Gardener
A Terrible Archer
A Dissonant Ditch Digger
A Touchy Magician
A Bright Real Estate Agent
A Pained Greengrocer
A Phlegmatic Marshal
A Familial Chemist
An Apathetic Lawyer
An Inoffensive Criminal
A Steadfast Principal
A Weird Receptionist
A Decent Undertaker
A Mournful Nanny
A Closed off Miner
A Single-minded Shaman
A Tearful Inventor
An Intolerant Botanist
A Neutral Teacher
A Short Mobster
A Naive Garbage Collector
A Monstrous Shop Assistant
A Submissive Magician
A Shaky Bank Robber
An Idiosyncratic Boatbuilder
A Sensitive Matador
A Deep Psychiatrist
A Bizarre Evangelist
A Pleased Sleuth
An Uneasy Yak Herder
A Frivolous Veterinarian
An Egocentric Barber
A Tough Judge
A Phlegmatic Private Detective
A Miserly Student
A Certain Trapper
A Sweet Waiter
A Vivacious Miner
An Amazing Ventriloquist
An Ashamed Bartender
A Small-thinking Shepherd
A Fun-loving Scout
A Disconcerting Nurse
An Appreciative Merchant
A Disruptive Bank Robber
A Weak Diver
A Despicable Entertainer
A Sensitive Swimming Coach
A Wary Painter
A Cheating Marine
A Repressed Magician
An Envious Broker
A Skinny Athlete
An Unfathomable Sniper
A Cautious Actor
A Principled Nurse
A Money-minded Chemist
An Unbelieving Bank Robber
A Fixed Geologist
A Witty Ninja
A Lonely Percussionist
A Self-conscious Taxi-driver
An Unstable Veterinarian
A Sly Astronaut
An Earthy Librarian
A Frugal Guard
A Cultured Receptionist
A Fawning Sheepshearer
An Ordinary Judge
A Purposeful Choreographer
An Elegant Cartoonist
A Lovely Printer
A Discouraged DJ
A Phlegmatic Torturer
An Ambitious Engineer
A Mature Courier
A Passionate Lifeguard
A Disturbing Marine
A Confidential Fraudster
A Mannered Athlete
An Agonized Farmer
An Obedient Chimney-sweep
An Excited Pilot
A Disloyal Butcher
A Stubborn Spy
A Worried Electrician
A Dirty Knight
A Hostile Scout
A Strong-willed Cheesemaker
A Victimized Fisher
A Panicked Teacher
A Bizarre Sheriff
A Content Chemist
An Uncomplaining Detective
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
5102050100500More coming soon! Make suggestions on the Improbot Facebook page.