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A Helpful Doctor
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A Loving Ventriloquist
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An Intelligent Pilot
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A Self-denying Biologist
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An Unlovable Wizard
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A Trendy Sage
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A Disrespectful Surgeon
An Athletic Astronaut
A Faithless Firefighter
An Energetic Fishmonger
A Hungry Pilot
A Single-minded Dentist
A Sentimental Architect
A Neutral Ventriloquist
An Uncomplaining Brewer
An Extravagant Manager
An Insecure Barista
A Pure Beautician
A Narcissistic Undertaker
An Understanding Tax Collector
An Appalled Meteorologist
A Generous Sniper
A Content Priest
A Flexible Guru
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A Lustful Stonecutter
A Solitary Hairdresser
A Steady Candlemaker
A Physical Mechanic
A Transparent Photographer
A Disinterested Scout
A Wise Tailor
A Sociable Fashion Designer
A Tragic Knight
An Escapist Taxidermist
An Irreligious Evangelist
A Barbaric Astronaut
A Complacent Bishop
An Irreverent Scientist
A Money-minded Sheepshearer
A Circumspect Marine
An Enthusiastic Hotelier
A Neglectful Coach
An Uncomplaining Priest
A Careless Captain
An Inoffensive Translator
An Insecure Beggar
A Suspicious Scout
A Grim Navigator
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A Skeptical Assassin
A Solemn Butler
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A Cross Physicist
A Complaining Librarian
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A Maternal Detective
A Solitary Pirate
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A Ready Hotelier
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An Amusing Shop Assistant
A Blissful Coroner
A Hefty Chauffeur
A Glamorous Brewer
A Pedantic Plumber
A Deep Pirate
An Interested Stunt Double
An Aggressive Shepherd
A Big-thinking Architect
A Touchy Baker
A Benevolent Captain
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A Quirky Security Guard
A Bold Shaman
A Spirited Clown
A Discouraging Electrician
An Optimistic Principal
An Obsessive Sleuth
An Injured Librarian
A Miserly Barber
A Forceful Architect
A Beautiful Zookeeper
A Pained Wizard
A Punctual Tailor
An Amused Gardener
A Lying Pawnbroker
A Disloyal Bandit
A Ravenous Nurse
A Hard Working Sheriff
A Tenacious Jeweler
A Softheaded Yak Herder
A Sweet Salesperson
A Dominating Blacksmith
A Cerebral Cobbler
An Ashamed Merchant
A Religious Cartoonist
A Pleased Firefighter
A Mealymouthed Translator
A Passionate Scout
A Criminal Electrician
An Enervated Physician
A Blunt Coach
A Dishonest Researcher
A Gloomy Matador
A Fanatical Sleuth
A Practical Detective
An Appreciative Florist
A Fascinated Ventriloquist
An Individualistic Swimming Coach
A Steady Shipwright
A Determined Engineer
An Energetic Factory Worker
An Inferior Interpreter
A Well-meaning Fishmonger
A Flexible Physician
An Extravagant Butcher
A Doubtful Burglar
A Big-thinking Peddlar
A Subtle Librarian
A Frisky Playwright
A Skinny Personal Trainer
A Disciplined Dentist
An Easily Discouraged Detective
An Independent Criminal
An Understanding Firefighter
A Worked Up Artist
A Dull Teacher
A Small-thinking Surgeon
A Subjective Mobster
An Elated Builder
A Cowardly Gondolier
A Popular Chicken Sexer
A Nervous Assassin
An Irritable Scientist
A Fanciful Pickpocket
A Tasteless Secretary
An Unprincipled Guru
A Money-minded Tax Collector
A Decisive Ambassador
A Power-hungry Court Jester
An Obsessive Shepherd
A Suave Hypnotist
A Ticklish Explorer
An Insulting Manager
A Hardworking Spy
A Tortured Model
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