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A Passive Hotelier
A Tormented Evangelist
A Cute Priest
A Decadent Doctor
A Despicable Swordsmith
A Single-minded Marshal
A Fixed Sailor
An Impressionable Librarian
A Softheaded Ditch Digger
A Barbaric Technician
A Self-indulgent Dancer
A Mature Construction Worker
An Engrossed Real Estate Agent
A Doubtful Marine
A Purposeful Surgeon
A Punctual Shepherd
A Dependent Busker
A Despicable Dogcatcher
A Certain Thief
A Curious Stonecutter
A Hateful Juggler
A Folksy Meteorologist
An Effeminate Nanny
A Disloyal Criminal
A Guileless Pirate
A Patient Butcher
An Artful Barber
A Liberal Explorer
An Old-fashioned Judge
A Fiery Engineer
A Neurotic Cartoonist
A Peaceful Ventriloquist
A Certain Guard
A Proud Violinist
A Disobedient Clown
An Abrupt Candlemaker
A Conventional Imam
A Victimized Poet
An Unlovable Paleontologist
A Trustworthy Ninja
A Conceited Swineherd
A Muddle-headed Factory Worker
A Tactless Pawnbroker
A Meddlesome Impersonator
A High-handed Sheepshearer
A Youthful Pickpocket
A Callous Cab Driver
A Stubborn Gardener
An Upset Mechanic
A Discontented Painter
A Suspicious Busker
A Conformist Musician
A Worked Up Computer Programmer
A Scheming Tax Collector
A Coarse Composer
A Modest Messenger
A Rebellious Surgeon
An Expedient Chief of Police
An Articulate Diver
A Ritualistic Cook
A Pugnacious Peddlar
A Steely Taxidermist
A Meddlesome Yak Herder
An Individualistic Singer
A Detestable Guide
An Uncomplaining Dancer
A Forgiving Record Producer
A Casual Fisher
An Impudent Radiologist
A Noncompetitive Guard
A Loyal Lifeguard
An Insincere Broker
A Bland Archaeologist
An Inspired Scout
A Brave Coroner
A Pedantic Guitarist
A Scared Shaman
A Vague Manicurist
A Busy Chemist
A Dismayed Sound Technician
A Trembling Drummer
An Easily Discouraged Mechanic
An Agreeable Cartoonist
A Sad Navigator
A Desperate Bishop
A Wealthy Painter
A Charmless Detective
A Narcissistic Electrician
A Dogmatic Firefighter
A Solemn Pickpocket
A Tormented Dancer
An Ashamed Lifeguard
An Invulnerable Scientist
An Affectionate Sheriff
An Unsure Private Detective
A Disturbing Sculptor
A Fanatical Baker
An Appreciative Writer
An Engrossed Spelunker
A Crass Blacksmith
A Calculating Chief of Police
An Arrogant Bartender
A Tall Air Traffic Controller
A Narcissistic Locksmith
An Inhibited DJ
A Superstitious Security Guard
A Busy Drug Dealer
A Resentful Mobster
An Enervated Veterinarian
A Self-critical Scout
A Timid Goldsmith
A Festive Burglar
A Satisfied Bartender
A Calm Tax Collector
A Neat Chauffeur
A Physical Hotelier
An Empathetic Shaman
A Serious Webmaster
A Dominating Fishmonger
A Decisive Bank Robber
A Cruel Archer
A Mealymouthed Cartoonist
A Ruined Coach
A Sexy Sniper
A Distrustful Court Jester
A Humiliated Veterinarian
A Careless Weaver
A Poor Butcher
An Antisocial Swineherd
A Stupefied Fashion Designer
A Businesslike Shop Assistant
A Predatory Juggler
A Forthright Sheriff
An Appreciative Thief
A Satisfied Archer
An Excited Drummer
A Proud Sculptor
A Guilty Builder
A Secure Evangelist
A Generous Police Officer
A Pathetic Construction Worker
A Modest Psychiatrist
A Discouraged Tax Collector
A Friendly Chef
A Scrupulous Watchmaker
A Dramatic Burglar
A Dogmatic Cameraman
A Laughing Ventriloquist
A Silly Ninja
A Shaky Interior Designer
An Unsentimental Stonecutter
A Paranoid Meteorologist
A Caring Butcher
A Private Ornithologist
An Infuriated Surgeon
A Repugnant Clown
A Vulnerable Zookeeper
A Zany Terrorist
An Absentminded Executioner
An Unhappy Factory Worker
A Nihilistic Dietician
A Persuasive Watchmaker
A Contemptible Wedding Planner
An Appalled Matador
A Perceptive Spelunker
A Whimsical Poet
A Serene Scientist
A Rigid Coroner
A Sly Herbalist
A Disgusting Ditch Digger
An Independent Sailor
An Annoyed Librarian
An Outspoken Assassin
An Amusing Scout
A Miserable Spy
An Unprincipled Gardener
An Aggressive Carpenter
An Opportunistic Merchant
A Modest Model
An Unambitious Astronaut
An Elegant Ninja
A Thrilled Guru
An Attractive Sculptor
A Beautiful Conductor
A Fascinated Weaver
A Fortunate Bartender
A Dirty Private Detective
A Hedonistic Assassin
A Weary Pharmacist
A Mannerless Scout
An Astigmatic Librarian
A Hypnotic Terrorist
A Restrained Exterminator
A Festive Swimming Coach
An Unlovable Actor
An Amusing Model
A Fuming Archaeologist
An Uncooperative Personal Trainer
A Fanciful Sleuth
An Eager Air Traffic Controller
A Thrilled Medic
A Sulky Philanthropist
An Idiosyncratic Optometrist
A Melancholic Pastor
An Artful Spelunker
A Bold Security Guard
A Gullible Tattooist
A Domineering Park Ranger
A Formal Ventriloquist
A Brutal Make-up Artist
A Repugnant Bartender
An Offhand Accountant
A Delighted Programmer
An Alarmed Detective
A High-spirited Photographer
A Persuasive Dictator
A Dominating Conductor
A Cowardly Interpreter
A Trembling Guard
An Incensed Electrician
A Devoted Actor
A Hard Working Builder
A Steely Shepherd
An One-dimensional Bank Robber
An Uncomplaining Architect
A Prejudiced Priest
An Insightful Doctor
An Indifferent Make-up Artist
A Grieved Translator
A Secretive Guide
An Intelligent Criminal
An Enervated Pickpocket
A Perceptive Sheepshearer
An Indulgent Cartoonist
A Touchy Tax Collector
An Indignant Bank Robber
A Lucky Hairdresser
A Caring DJ
A Repentant Entertainer
A Prejudiced Hunter
An Uncaring Busker
An Engrossed Bureaucrat
An Arrogant Ornithologist
An Athletic Journalist
A Lonely Broker
A Humble Lifeguard
An Insensitive Guru
A Mannerless Ninja
A Desolate Dentist
A Devious Swineherd
A Wishful Plumber
An Overjoyed Juggler
An Intolerant Real Estate Agent
An Alienated Reporter
An Inspired Salesperson
An Astigmatic Clockmaker
A Transparent Researcher
An Absentminded Bodyguard
A Money-minded Truck Driver
A Festive Shipwright
A Reassured Taxi-driver
A Frightening Banker
A Vivacious Saxophonist
A Gallant Private Detective
An Erratic Astronaut
A Lousy Chief of Police
A Discontented Captain
A Liberal Carver
An Indecisive Herald
A Complaining Illustrator
An Intent Screenwriter
A Respectful Air Traffic Controller
An Unsure Game Show Host
A Tenacious Impersonator
An Ugly Detective
A Small-thinking Sailor
An Intrigued Busker
A False Cosmonaut
A Thoughtless Singer
A Childish Conductor
A Tragic Ditch Digger
A Whimsical Private Detective
A Secretive Criminal
A Hearty Tax Collector
A Lousy Game Show Host
A Despairing Meteorologist
A Dramatic Cheesemaker
An Embarrassed Social Worker
A Possessive Referee
A Brittle Bandit
A Self-sufficent Bank Robber
A Cruel Juggler
An Old-fashioned Senator
An Amusing Make-up Artist
An Oppressed Explorer
An Open-minded Deputy
An Unfriendly Missionary
An Irresponsible Guitarist
An Artificial Mathematician
A Romantic Mercenary
A Trustworthy Dancer
An Opportunistic Editor
An Important Cameraman
A Fearful Drummer
A Depressed Fortune-teller
A Conceited Gate-keeper
A Useless Bodyguard
A Vacuous Flight Attendant
A Conscientious Sniper
A Helpful Principal
A Plodding Magician
An Alone Blacksmith
An Uncharitable Artist
An Incapable Guitarist
A Practical Bank Robber
A Friendly Doctor
An Unstable Navigator
A Phlegmatic Terrorist
A Muddle-headed Plumber
A Fanciful Receptionist
A Sanctimonious Surgeon
An Admirable Optometrist
An Extraordinary Bartender
A Tidy DJ
An Excited Goldsmith
A Distressed Dietician
A Ready Sailor
A Brave Cosmonaut
A Considerate Hunter
A Disorderly Lumberjack
An Unprincipled Violinist
A Dominating Philanthropist
An Individualistic Manager
A Glad Researcher
A Paternalistic Butler
An Enervated Psychiatrist
A Noncommittal Make-up Artist
A Private Cheesemaker
A Spirited Thief
A Confidential Coach
A Familial Taxidermist
A Painstaking Engineer
A Humble Beautician
A Silly Air Traffic Controller
An Open-minded Doctor
A Tasteful Navigator
A Fortunate Editor
A Disgusting Priest
A Serious Dietician
A Jubilant Boatbuilder
A Disloyal DJ
A Progressive Guitarist
A Scrupulous Sheepshearer
A Fraudulent Chemist
A Familial Builder
An Inconsiderate Baker
A Hidebound Archer
A Scornful Exterminator
A Zany Goatherd
An Agonized Writer
An Impressive Illustrator
A Sarcastic Swimmer
A Clean Cab Driver
A Noncommittal Security Guard
An Irresponsible Butcher
An Uncooperative Plumber
A Courteous Private Detective
An Ecstatic Detective
A Puritanical Dogcatcher
A Crass Police Officer
A Trusting Beggar
A Strong Shoemaker
An Articulate Governor
A Frivolous Chicken Sexer
A Woeful Professor
An Intrigued Waiter
An Agreeable Assassin
A Thrilled Taxidermist
A Decent Bodyguard
A Dismayed Poet
A Questioning Silversmith
An Odd Astronaut
An Enigmatic Tax Collector
An Energetic Mayor
A Political Soldier
An Insincere Physicist
A Faithless Electrician
An Ambitious Shaman
A Quiet Diver
A Balanced Clown
A Scholarly Librarian
An Admirable Cab Driver
A Vivacious Lawyer
A Superficial Ninja
An Interested Personal Trainer
An Uncharitable Guru
A Familial Printer
A Lost Court Jester
A Reliable Juggler
An Orderly Tax Collector
A Repentant Psychiatrist
A Freethinking Doctor
An Earthy Security Guard
A Sorrowful Diplomat
A Monstrous Lifeguard
A Perceptive Minister
A Fashionable Physician
An Abrasive Beekeeper
A Weak-willed Shoemaker
An Amoral Sailor
A Wise Detective
A Reverential Firefighter
A Well-rounded Chef
A Wishful Inventor
A Perverse Coach
A Clear-headed Miner
A Meticulous Surgeon
A Mistaken Taxidermist
An Obedient Chemist
A Sophisticated Social Worker
A Discreet Cosmonaut
A Timid Historian
A Fickle Thief
A Regretful Greengrocer
An Incapable Broker
A Formal Crook
A Loyal Bank Robber
An Idealistic Lumberjack
A Surprising Wizard
A Vague Swineherd
A Sorrowful Dressmaker
An Intuitive Imam
A Rustic Optometrist
An Unlovable Factory Worker
A Prim Model
An Objective Percussionist
An Optimistic Soldier
A Discreet Ambassador
A Thrilled Real Estate Agent
A Pure Dentist
A Disloyal Air Traffic Controller
A Liberated Student
A Crude Shoemaker
A Stern Swimming Coach
A Placid Drug Dealer
A Compassionate Wizard
A Silly Astronaut
A Scared Radiologist
A Dutiful Publisher
An Incorruptible Priest
A Playful Conductor
A Confident Medic
A Negativistic Police Officer
An Offhand Artist
A Dramatic Butcher
A Dependent Librarian
A Discouraged Sailor
A Punctual Waiter
A Debonair Zookeeper
An Insincere Taxidermist
A Daring Tattooist
A Barbaric Choreographer
A Charming Historian
An Irresponsible Clown
A Tearful Executioner
A Ritualistic Stunt Double
A Strict Professor
A Prudent Paleontologist
A Softheaded Herbalist
An Amazed Writer
A Timid Torturer
A Distracted Bandit
A Patriotic Model
An Affectionate Magician
A Grand Singer
A Debonair Taxidermist
An Unstable Butcher
An Escapist Matador
A Realistic Dentist
A Neat Terrorist
A Neurotic Criminal
An Attractive Construction Worker
A Stupefied Waiter
A Lucky Teacher
A Ticklish Artist
A Hesitant Painter
A Driven Captain
A Compulsive Sound Technician
A Placid Secretary
An Imaginative Baker
A Festive Principal
A Protective Archer
A Self-critical Ditch Digger
A Crazy Governor
A Steely Model
A Delicate Garbage Collector
A Precise Private Detective
An Uncomplaining Entrepreneur
A Quirky Soldier
A Vulnerable Beautician
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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