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An Assertive Fashion Designer
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A Modern Astronaut
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A Desolate Oracle
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An Alarmed Photographer
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A Cerebral Chauffeur
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A Disrespectful Builder
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A Criminal Yodeler
A Frightened Construction Worker
A Lonely Poet
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A Treacherous Clown
An Uncooperative Rat Catcher
A Morbid Deputy
A Sociable Tailor
A Discouraging Fraudster
A Superficial Secretary
A Ready Hypnotist
An Emotional Lawyer
A Depressed Juggler
A Determined Miner
A Ritualistic Waiter
A Respectful Florist
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A Competitive Shop Assistant
A Mealymouthed Botanist
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A Smiling Jockey
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A Fixed Astronaut
An Angry Coroner
An Unsentimental Truck Driver
A Young Evangelist
An Unimaginative Shepherd
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A Crying Paramedic
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A Wary Soldier
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A Forceful Gladiator
A Ritualistic Computer Programmer
A Demanding Peddlar
A Profound Stunt Double
A Closed off Sailor
An Artful Painter
A Bland Broker
A Superstitious Exotic Dancer
A Skillful Cook
A Weird Lighthouse-keeper
A Ready Hairdresser
A Hefty Writer
A Vindictive Sheriff
An Enraged Medic
An Impressionable Chemist
A Practical Hunter
A Perceptive Truck Driver
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A Mature Bandit
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An Anxious Mercenary
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A Willing Librarian
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A Mannered Mayor
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A Smiling DJ
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A Worried Detective
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A Depressed Coach
A Venomous Winemaker
An Infuriated Pianist
A Disciplined Shoemaker
A Crying Ventriloquist
A Timid Burglar
A Disconcerting Physicist
A Tender Spy
An Excitable Nurse
A Selfish Park Ranger
A Terrible Singer
A Dishonest Bartender
A Clumsy Linguist
A Well-rounded Lighthouse-keeper
A Competitive Barber
A Young Sheriff
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A Fanciful Burglar
A Tormented Tattooist
A Witty Cartoonist
An Incensed Photographer
A High-handed Criminal
An Affectionate Gladiator
A Dismayed Athlete
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An Empathetic Swineherd
A Modest Boatbuilder
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A Grand Courier
A Silly Librarian
A Mystical Musician
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A Tasteless Publisher
A Confidential Burglar
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A Critical Dressmaker
A Delicate Sheriff
A Precise Dietician
A Vacuous Tattooist
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An Enigmatic Professor
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An Argumentative Builder
A Restless Drummer
A Moralistic Sleuth
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A Stable Tax Collector
A Vague Merchant
A Perplexed Astronaut
A Trendy Dogcatcher
A Quirky Fisher
A Hesitant Spy
An Astigmatic Police Officer
A Sarcastic Beggar
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A Silly Chauffeur
A Rigid Jailer
A Noncommittal Paramedic
A Prudent DJ
An Injured Game Show Host
An Interested Medic
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A Decisive Photographer
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A Physical Flight Attendant
A Power-hungry Wizard
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A Worked Up Gladiator
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A Lost Mobster
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A Ready Priest
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An Enraged Professor
A Guilty Painter
A Perplexed Athlete
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A Chummy Criminal
A Modern Bonecarver
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A Miserable Veterinarian
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A Sedentary Antique Dealer
A Shallow Translator
A Shy Taxidermist
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A Sure Stonecutter
A Heroic Shaman
A Forgetful Dancer
A Pained Illustrator
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A Blunt Monk
An Upright Beggar
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A Terrible Priest
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An Intent Hunter
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A Patient Conductor
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A Proud Sheriff
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An Excited Painter
A Demanding Computer Programmer
A Solemn DJ
A Stylish Director
A Pained Busker
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A Shaky Jailer
A Deceitful Secretary
An Easy Chemist
A Stoic Ambassador
A Loyal Florist
An Intelligent Soldier
A Lonely Guitarist
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A Fanatical Nanny
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A Handsome Inventor
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A Playful Burglar
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A Presumptuous Sleuth
A Weird Plumber
An Appreciative Shipwright
A Pompous Doctor
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A Treacherous Beggar
A Dejected Archer
A Modest Dressmaker
A Naive Pickpocket
A Regimental Guard
A Secretive Scout
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A Keen Florist
A Hardy Principal
An Amused Game Show Host
A Decadent Mathematician
An Unfathomable Ditch Digger
A Contemptible Actor
A Disrespectful Artist
A Secure Veterinarian
A Fun-loving Air Traffic Controller
An Infuriated Cook
A Fortunate Scientist
An Insensitive Illustrator
A Self-conscious Model
A Daring Fisher
An Ignorant Ornithologist
A Thankful Busker
A Fuming Student
A Predatory Firefighter
A Cowardly Zookeeper
A Simple Judge
A Sadistic Construction Worker
An Unrestrained Actor
A Poor Dentist
A Tragic Rat Catcher
A Conformist Farmer
A Naive Sailor
A Passionate Veterinarian
A Dedicated Private Detective
A Steady Sniper
A Sure Beggar
An Eager Librarian
A Transparent Navigator
A Bold Blacksmith
A Stable Dancer
A Private Criminal
A Complaining Herald
An Incensed Pilot
A Blissful Bonecarver
A Conventional Florist
A Cross Bank Robber
A Whimsical Sniper
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A Predatory Cobbler
An Excited Author
A Vacuous Game Show Host
A Sympathetic Scientist
A Despairing Thief
A Lustful Construction Worker
A Conscientious Beekeeper
A Flexible Matador
An Optimistic Guide
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A Disconcerting Security Guard
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An Honest Watchmaker
A Sloppy Hunter
A Familial Juggler
A High-handed Mason
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A Patient Dietician
A Criminal Beggar
An Outrageous Engineer
A Soft Ambassador
A Serene Sleuth
A Tenacious Pilot
A Frightening Gladiator
A Maternal Cartoonist
A Rational Optometrist
A Liberated Gondolier
A Thankful Cheesemaker
A Modest Builder
A Scheming Computer Programmer
A Reassured Entertainer
A Mannerless Inventor
An Artful Physician
A Disciplined Torturer
A Wonderful Butcher
A Greedy Matador
A Jolly Bodyguard
A Distracted Shop Assistant
A Snoopy Publisher
An Assertive Beekeeper
An Uncooperative Tattooist
A Clever Screenwriter
A Studious Clown
A Bold Surgeon
A Grand Swordsmith
A Difficult Senator
A Rustic Chicken Sexer
An Intolerant Busker
An Irritable Blacksmith
A Frivolous Hunter
An at Ease Bishop
A Deceitful Photographer
An Inquisitive Chauffeur
A Protective Interior Designer
A Mellow Coach
A Predictable Nanny
An Intense Waiter
A Groovy DJ
A Daring Sailor
A Secretive Violinist
A Sentimental Composer
A Rebellious Carpenter
A Sophisticated Taxidermist
A Lying Winemaker
A Disturbing Surgeon
A Mechanical Tattooist
A Genuine Firefighter
An Energetic Tailor
An Artificial Chimney-sweep
A Spirited Spelunker
An Authoritarian Interpreter
A Discouraging Construction Worker
An Obnoxious Mathematician
A Gentle Spy
A Discouraged Inventor
A Tragic Barista
A Callous Lighthouse-keeper
A Liberal Chief of Police
An Exciting Beekeeper
A Merry Scientist
An Ashamed Computer Programmer
An Apathetic Dancer
A Maternal Imam
A Vacuous Stonecutter
A Shaky Optometrist
A Malicious Ninja
An Articulate Police Officer
A Loyal Criminal
An Intuitive Priest
An Intrigued Chauffeur
A Blunt Professor
An Aloof Matador
A Self-effacing Electrician
A Respectful Manicurist
A Narrow-minded Programmer
A Mournful Hunter
A Money-minded Gravedigger
A Patriotic Conductor
A Dreamy Social Worker
A Neutral Priest
A Sorrowful Beekeeper
An Unappreciative Barista
A Plodding Zookeeper
A Nosy Waiter
A Decadent Biologist
An Overjoyed Sage
A Hearty Chief of Police
A Shortsighted Chauffeur
A Forceful Wizard
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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