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A Sarcastic Coach
An Empty Hairdresser
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A Fanciful Astronaut
A Popular Sniper
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A Purposeful Clown
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A Simple Archer
A Power-hungry Judge
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A Self-conscious Butcher
A Miserly Scientist
A Young Gravedigger
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A Curious Truck Driver
An Obvious Clerk
An Experimental Lawyer
A Power-hungry Dietician
An Uncaring Nanny
A Complacent Undertaker
An Impractical Beautician
An Unhappy Herald
A Cheating Servant
A Courteous Printer
An Obnoxious Barista
A Liberated Doctor
An Impudent Scientist
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A Scheming Cartoonist
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A Slow Busker
A Positive Swineherd
An Imaginative Evangelist
A Cultured Tax Collector
A Short Oracle
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A Deep Surgeon
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A Vivacious Director
An Important Herbalist
A Moralistic Historian
A Woeful Sniper
A Principled Sculptor
A Negativistic Dietician
A Decadent Archaeologist
A Fascinated Fashion Designer
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An Amoral Farmer
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A Suave Doctor
A Steadfast Meteorologist
A Meticulous Dogcatcher
A Miserly Coroner
An Impudent Hotelier
An Empathetic Fishmonger
A Disrespectful Editor
A Lost Bonecarver
An Orderly Bank Robber
A Unique Winemaker
A Skeptical Personal Trainer
An Intense Taxidermist
A Dignified Security Guard
An Unsentimental Gravedigger
A Rigid Soldier
A Grand Engineer
A Procrastinating Hairdresser
An Elated Sheriff
A Playful Farmer
A Disgusting Animal Trainer
A Completely Normal Plumber
A Presumptuous Musician
A Discontented Barber
A Skillful Pastor
A Stable Webmaster
A Disloyal Ventriloquist
A Provocative Personal Trainer
A Thankful Coach
An Argumentative Guru
An Unrestrained Painter
A Hidebound Meteorologist
A Willing Farmer
A Passive Lighthouse-keeper
A Confident Referee
An Arbitrary Jockey
A Profound Sheriff
A Suave Gate-keeper
A High-minded Customs Officer
An Uncaring Police Officer
An Amoral Weaver
A Complacent Gravedigger
A Treacherous Evangelist
An Unrestrained Veterinarian
A Familial Chicken Sexer
A Tragic Programmer
A Concerned Terrorist
A Pained Watchmaker
A Doubtful Nurse
An Unlovable Chef
A Religious Bricklayer
A Proud Firefighter
A Bizarre Gardener
An Impatient Garbage Collector
A Circumspect Candlemaker
A Skillful Assassin
An Erratic DJ
A Certain Dietician
An Upset Exterminator
A Ruined Writer
A Frivolous Dogcatcher
A Venomous Fraudster
A Nonchalant Security Guard
An Insincere Mobster
A Discourteous Dancer
A Troublesome Hunter
An Authoritarian Construction Worker
A Serious Tax Collector
A Tall Comedian
A Confident Judge
A Lost Carver
An Anxious Athlete
A Conservative Garbage Collector
A Young Hypnotist
A Procrastinating Manager
A Disappointed Firefighter
A Barbaric Composer
A Deceptive Nanny
A Generous Builder
An Assertive Doctor
A Delicate Manicurist
A Messy Social Worker
A Domineering Cartoonist
A Mistaken Ninja
An Aloof Pawnbroker
A Devoted Sheepshearer
A Determined Shepherd
A High-handed Locksmith
An Ordinary Pirate
A Modern Customs Officer
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An Inspired Butler
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A Trusting Photographer
A Sharing Programmer
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An Insecure Sage
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A Reliable Playwright
A Detestable Bartender
A Dull Real Estate Agent
A Hedonistic Builder
A Scrupulous Beekeeper
A Questioning Pirate
A Treacherous Interpreter
An Indifferent Waiter
A Snoopy Brewer
A Repressed Interior Designer
An Inoffensive Cobbler
A Solitary Ninja
A Discontented Candlemaker
An Offended Sound Technician
A Jolly Historian
An Intolerant Lifeguard
A Respectful Rat Catcher
A Despicable Taxidermist
An Attractive Shepherd
A Relaxed Undertaker
A Greedy Scout
An Extravagant Ventriloquist
A Serious Magician
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An Envious Psychiatrist
A Strong Radiologist
A Glad Blacksmith
A Mystical Sniper
A Dismayed Janitor
A Bitter DJ
A Willful Assassin
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A Scornful Cheesemaker
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A Conscientious Pirate
An Intelligent Matador
A Profound Clerk
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A Funky Goldsmith
A Doubtful Barista
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An Inhibited Scientist
A Weak Pickpocket
A Thorough Journalist
An Uneasy Beautician
A Calm Waiter
A Positive Sailor
A Fixed Banker
A Disciplined Peddlar
An Agreeable Dogcatcher
A Devious Social Worker
A Spirited Archer
A Humble Hunter
A Sharing Botanist
A Prim Sculptor
An One-dimensional Beggar
A Fuming Paramedic
A Haughty Singer
A Crazy Truck Driver
A Childish Athlete
A Selfless Trapper
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A Stiff Bricklayer
A Unique Zookeeper
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A Regimental Sage
A Perplexed Jailer
A Romantic Conductor
A Hopeful Nurse
A Sexy Builder
A Good-natured Sleuth
A Moody Swineherd
A Lazy Reporter
An Intense Programmer
A Trustworthy Screenwriter
A Muddle-headed Chef
A Modern Pilot
A Mannered Dictator
A Brittle Candlemaker
A Poor Coach
A Useless Mayor
A Nervous Tax Collector
A Disturbing Diver
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An Offended Gravedigger
A Forgiving Electrician
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An Inquisitive Guru
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A Perfectionist Swordsmith
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A Guilty Zookeeper
A Selfless Chef
An Unappreciative Clerk
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A Tortured Burglar
A Liberated Medic
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A Lazy Private Detective
An Amazing Nurse
A Desolate Mobster
A Hypnotic Personal Trainer
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A Stiff Hunter
A Profound Drug Dealer
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A Reverential Principal
A Folksy Secretary
A Ticklish Webmaster
A Neglectful DJ
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A Glad Sleuth
An Upset Goatherd
An Unsentimental Marshal
An Intelligent Miner
A Dissonant Barber
A Hardworking Dietician
An Envious Firefighter
A Tasteless Ornithologist
A Demanding Lawyer
An Absentminded Tailor
An Elated Antique Dealer
A Passionate Archer
A Genuine Clown
An Affectionate Astronaut
A Courteous Guru
A Trusting Pastor
An Unimaginative Stunt Double
A Competitive Zookeeper
A Contemplative Architect
A Funky Screenwriter
An Unambitious Student
A Transparent Exterminator
A Pugnacious Dictator
An Inspired Drug Dealer
An Amusing Hotelier
A Conventional Florist
A Caring Merchant
A Gracious Burglar
An Unhappy Weaver
An Enervated Thief
A Friendly Yodeler
A Helpful Clown
An Inquisitive Medic
A Stupefied Publisher
A Receptive Make-up Artist
A Gallant Veterinarian
A Brutal Beautician
A Pained Archer
A Predatory Carpenter
An Obnoxious Bureaucrat
A Melancholic Dentist
A Provoked Librarian
A Casual Candlemaker
A Profound Firefighter
An Uncertain Deputy
A Suave Chef
A Bland Percussionist
A Zany Paramedic
An Elated Marine
A Narrow-minded Clockmaker
A Physical Physicist
A Tragic Thief
A Tearful Captain
A Glamorous Court Jester
A Certain Taxi-driver
A Steadfast Saxophonist
A Peaceful Painter
A Provoked Surgeon
A Reactionary Fishmonger
An Offensive Cook
A Ticklish Criminal
A Joyous Priest
A Unique Hunter
A Daring Gravedigger
A Small-thinking Chauffeur
A Responsive Conductor
A Logical Guru
An Impatient Beggar
A Frisky Sniper
A Shortsighted Entertainer
A Fatigued Stunt Double
A Forgetful Candlemaker
An Uneasy Waiter
A Fatalistic Tailor
A Dramatic Record Producer
A Fanatical Peddlar
An Indignant Poet
A Preoccupied Tattooist
An Intrigued Fishmonger
A Painstaking Executioner
An Absentminded Principal
A Ticklish Swordsmith
An Idealistic Bartender
A Sociable Coroner
A Fatigued Bank Robber
An Articulate Lawyer
An Engrossed Painter
A Restless Gondolier
An Understanding Playwright
An Honest Webmaster
An Orderly Goldsmith
An Unfriendly Zookeeper
A Glamorous Writer
A Superficial Chicken Sexer
A Loving Astronaut
A Conservative Servant
An Amazed Swineherd
A Restrained Fisher
A Strict Sniper
A Daring Medic
A Strong-willed Swimming Coach
A Meddlesome Drummer
A Helpful Surgeon
A Vulnerable Dictator
A Blissful Paramedic
A Balanced Chemist
A Willful Watchmaker
A Mannered Impersonator
A Chummy Evangelist
A Stylish Translator
A Hearty Pastor
An Irritated Wedding Planner
A Paternalistic Veterinarian
A Reliable Executioner
A Noncommittal Director
A Single-minded Illustrator
A Dishonest Security Guard
A Noncompetitive Printer
A Disciplined Private Detective
A Domineering Dentist
A Devoted Detective
A Nihilistic Court Jester
A Mournful Courier
An Appreciative Painter
A Reactionary Captain
A Terrible Coach
An Amiable Teacher
A Receptive Game Show Host
A Superficial Paleontologist
A Perplexed Knight
A Frightened Brewer
A Distrustful Security Guard
A Loyal Navigator
A Snoopy Animal Trainer
A Mellow Shoemaker
An Old Factory Worker
A Dramatic Priest
A Tall Impersonator
A Procrastinating Bartender
An Ambitious Tailor
A Nonchalant Watchmaker
A Hypnotic Rat Catcher
A Restless Boatbuilder
A Well-read Innkeeper
A Glad Shaman
A Sensitive Florist
A Sharing DJ
A Crazy Carver
An Excitable Writer
An Understanding Paleontologist
A Punctual Chef
A Decisive Ninja
A Fascinated Astronaut
An Honest Terrorist
An Encouraged Sound Technician
An Ambitious Teacher
A Provoked Composer
A Brilliant Pirate
An Opportunistic Singer
An Innovative Computer Programmer
An Intuitive Receptionist
A Clean Weaver
A Mystical Physician
A Weak-willed Violinist
A Weak Merchant
A Thorough Fashion Designer
An Engrossed Musician
A Shortsighted Stunt Double
A Stubborn Bank Robber
A Sharing Chief of Police
A Quiet Mobster
An Unbelieving Dogcatcher
An Insensitive Astronaut
A Brave Poet
An Irrational Police Officer
An Idealistic Beggar
A Forgiving Pastor
An Alone Cosmonaut
An Incorruptible Mortician
An Irreverent Computer Programmer
A Tormented Webmaster
A Repressed Hotelier
A Self-denying Soldier
A Keen Teacher
An Enigmatic Butcher
A Blissful Farmer
A Touchy Factory Worker
A Frightened Poet
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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