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A Depressed Engineer
A Serene Psychiatrist
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A Stable Firefighter
A Solitary Bank Robber
A Well-meaning Stonecutter
An Annoyed Barista
A Cheating Bodyguard
A Casual Gardener
A Preoccupied Receptionist
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An Energetic Astronaut
A Petty Assassin
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An Inert Innkeeper
A Reflective Beekeeper
A Good-natured Electrician
A Crazy Farmer
A Decent Hunter
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A Simple Beautician
A Self-indulgent Principal
A Proud Actor
A Steady Doctor
An Alarmed Painter
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A Stubborn Truck Driver
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An Assertive Park Ranger
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A Wary Cook
A Foolish Ventriloquist
A Thorough Gravedigger
A Stylish Surgeon
A Rigid Spy
An Upright Teacher
An Offensive Pickpocket
An Intuitive Coach
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A Skillful Secretary
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A Pure Screenwriter
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A Modern Paramedic
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A Secure Banker
A Tormented Mathematician
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A Ready Plumber
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A Magnanimous Chicken Sexer
A Prim Interpreter
A Respectful Soldier
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An Inspired Fraudster
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An Ignorant Computer Programmer
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An Ordinary Lawyer
An Intent Pirate
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An Orderly Manicurist
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A Daring Cook
An Amiable Blacksmith
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A Humorous Programmer
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A Beautiful Drug Dealer
A Misguided Poet
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A Tasteful Chef
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A Thoughtless Architect
A Folksy Fisher
A Playful Jockey
An Efficient Mercenary
An Insightful Painter
A Vindictive Exterminator
A Wary Bandit
An Intuitive Hairdresser
A Cheating Spelunker
A Warm Computer Programmer
A Willing Sheepshearer
A Comfortable Wizard
A Tragic Pirate
A Dedicated Butcher
A Political DJ
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An Outspoken Air Traffic Controller
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An Athletic Inventor
A Stupefied Sheriff
An Incensed Photographer
A Sulky Coach
A Willful Cameraman
An Ecstatic Beekeeper
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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