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An Oppressed Chef
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A Hypnotic Gravedigger
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A Despairing Architect
An Injured Singer
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A Dedicated Hypnotist
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A Hostile Professor
An Intuitive Lumberjack
A Worried Weaver
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A Fanatical Physicist
An Intense Cheesemaker
A Self-effacing Priest
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A Reliable Tax Collector
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A Freethinking Coach
A Cerebral Pilot
A Haughty Hunter
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A Sober Animal Trainer
An Inspired Beautician
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A Skinny Janitor
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A Playful Sculptor
A Vulnerable Greengrocer
A Self-critical Paramedic
An Old Sniper
An Insightful Bartender
A Terrified Navigator
A Conservative Gondolier
A Charmless Dressmaker
A Dominating Innkeeper
An Experimental Surgeon
A Superficial Biologist
A Disinterested Fortune-teller
A Willful Actor
A Stiff Coroner
A Perceptive DJ
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A Subjective Game Show Host
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An Uneasy Choreographer
A Cheerful Captain
A Competitive Sniper
A Bewildered Dancer
A Complaining Personal Trainer
An Intrigued Sage
A Crude Undertaker
A Grim Cab Driver
An Angry Courier
A Skillful Archer
An Enraged Doctor
A Thrilled Pawnbroker
A Sarcastic Lawyer
An Affectionate Screenwriter
A Hurt Jeweler
A Perplexed Sleuth
An Unpredicatable Fashion Designer
An Excitable Sailor
A Muddle-headed Construction Worker
A Focused Guide
A Proud Tattooist
A Deceptive Marshal
A Simple Messenger
An Understanding Spy
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An Irresponsible Dictator
An Observant Shop Assistant
An Opportunistic Court Jester
A Benevolent Zookeeper
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An Encouraged Gladiator
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A High-minded Personal Trainer
An Exciting Biologist
An Offended Pickpocket
An Opportunistic Firefighter
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A Groovy Taxi-driver
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A Skeptical Sculptor
An Insensitive Teacher
A Cooperative Ventriloquist
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A Snoopy Burglar
A Modern Tax Collector
A Childish Dictator
A Sober Truck Driver
An Uncooperative Gravedigger
An Obnoxious Baker
A Hidebound Gate-keeper
A Petty Waiter
A Businesslike Silversmith
A Calculating Astronaut
A Disobedient Lawyer
A Bold Chef
A Wary Shaman
A Dramatic Court Jester
An Insecure Bureaucrat
A Trusting Teacher
A Disconcerting Photographer
A Scholarly Comedian
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A Bland Plumber
A Humorous Firefighter
A Discontented Taxi-driver
A Modern Navigator
An Impatient Archer
A Weak-willed Ventriloquist
A Hopeful Receptionist
An Individualistic Guru
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A Clumsy Hypnotist
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An Old Author
An Irritable Dressmaker
A Dedicated Dictator
A Ticklish Principal
A Gloomy Taxidermist
A Wronged Astronaut
A Caring Chauffeur
A Fanatical Air Traffic Controller
A Compulsive Blacksmith
A Religious Pilot
A Frivolous Tax Collector
A Rational Judge
An Effeminate Swineherd
An Offhand Barber
An Excitable Dictator
An Ugly Spy
A Useless Shaman
A Funky Executioner
An Obvious Optometrist
A Trustworthy Butcher
An Incensed Drummer
A Despairing Knight
A Dutiful Librarian
A Stoic Broker
A Superficial Dancer
A Balanced Conductor
A Reliable Air Traffic Controller
A Fanciful Swimmer
A Bright Shipwright
A Trusting Terrorist
A Guilty Brewer
A Resentful Tattooist
A Generous Thief
A Complacent Blacksmith
A Desperate Veterinarian
A Reactionary Barber
A Compulsive Private Detective
An Escapist Court Jester
A Vague Truck Driver
A Vacuous Busker
An Invulnerable Messenger
A Moody Jockey
A Distracted Butcher
A Cruel Thief
A Concerned Sniper
An Irritated Cook
A Graceless Director
A Conciliatory Torturer
A Fuming Mayor
A Lonely Screenwriter
A Devoted Surgeon
A Mournful Juggler
A Meticulous Barber
A Coarse Tax Collector
A Debonair Computer Programmer
A Romantic Personal Trainer
An Astigmatic Model
A Profound Burglar
A Cold Pickpocket
A Painstaking Chef
A Noncommittal Spelunker
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