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A Pessimistic Juggler
An Unprincipled Diplomat
A Money-minded Builder
A Hefty Referee
An Anxious DJ
A Surprising Innkeeper
A Criminal Firefighter
A Tasteful Fashion Designer
A Mawkish Brewer
A Bewildered Park Ranger
A Despairing Soldier
A Responsible Butler
A Strict Swimmer
An Apathetic Exterminator
An Infatuated Gravedigger
A Terrified Drummer
A Presumptuous Publisher
A Destructive Hunter
A Lucky Interpreter
A Purposeful Mayor
An Abrupt Police Officer
A Freewheeling Astronaut
An Intrigued Coach
An Understanding Wedding Planner
An Irrational Pilot
A Placid Impersonator
A Negativistic Ornithologist
A Noncompetitive Banker
A Single-minded Crook
A Playful Archaeologist
An Orderly Yodeler
A Prejudiced Chemist
A Reserved Surgeon
A Stiff Entrepreneur
A Brave Burglar
An Eloquent Referee
A Loving Tax Collector
A Silly Electrician
An Impulsive Chauffeur
An Uncertain Hunter
An Infuriated Guard
A Paralyzed Composer
A Dry Thief
A Discouraging Hairdresser
An Unbelieving Paleontologist
A Captivating Sailor
An Insecure Spy
A Presumptuous Florist
An Aloof Lifeguard
A Ritualistic Chauffeur
A Casual Nurse
A Strict Imam
A Complaining Priest
An Exciting Drummer
An Unlucky Bank Robber
A Devious Wedding Planner
A Money-minded Referee
An Arrogant Tailor
A Solitary Receptionist
An Extreme Dogcatcher
A Scornful Hunter
An Unfriendly Librarian
An Aggressive Garbage Collector
An Unfathomable Shipwright
A Guilty Doctor
A Crazy Beautician
A Restrained Bandit
A Confused Coroner
A Principled Miner
A Fatalistic Bank Robber
A Pugnacious Executioner
A Perverse Tattooist
A Perceptive Farmer
A Crude Herbalist
A Sympathetic Security Guard
A Sophisticated Soldier
A Ridiculous Real Estate Agent
An Irrational Astronaut
A Dismayed Ditch Digger
A Vindictive Oracle
An Old-fashioned Gladiator
An Angry Lawyer
A Lying Air Traffic Controller
A Predictable Knight
A Fatigued Game Show Host
A Lovable Bank Robber
An Insightful Security Guard
A Calm Student
An Impatient Juggler
A Thankful Wizard
A Relaxed Monk
A Reactive Diver
A Mawkish Firefighter
A Frugal Swimmer
A Shaky Gladiator
A Critical Paramedic
A Detestable Sheriff
A Miserable Barista
A Solitary Programmer
An Easily Discouraged Shepherd
A Stoic Cook
A Hesitant Writer
A Meticulous Ditch Digger
A Mawkish Lifeguard
A Disillusioned Manicurist
A Charming Cheesemaker
A Tasteful Ventriloquist
A Tactless Bartender
A Stubborn Plumber
A Single-minded Programmer
A Lazy Shipwright
A Positive Archer
An Appalled Scientist
A Presumptuous Tailor
A Casual Guitarist
An Inspired Soldier
A Stiff Pilot
A Selfless Air Traffic Controller
A Tasteful Scout
An Obedient DJ
A Perceptive Spy
A Demanding Receptionist
A Disciplined Farmer
An Agreeable Poet
A Sure Record Producer
A Compassionate Beautician
An Intent Evangelist
An Offensive Explorer
A Predictable Computer Programmer
A Rigid Model
A Sympathetic Assassin
An Irritated Builder
A Paternalistic Cook
A Hidebound Violinist
A Distrustful Bartender
A Dependent Brewer
A Fatigued Editor
A Blunt Beautician
An Alienated DJ
An Inconsiderate Cosmonaut
A Cute Merchant
A Noncompetitive Taxidermist
A Relaxed Explorer
A Cold Mercenary
An Appalled Mobster
An Unimaginative Tailor
A Moody Dictator
A Conventional Sculptor
A Dramatic Mathematician
A Shy Terrorist
A Tidy Pirate
A Wishful Coach
An Ecstatic Shepherd
A Resourceful Technician
A Difficult Assassin
A Cautious Pastor
A Modern Swimmer
A Pretentious Lifeguard
A Brave Actor
A Gracious Butcher
A Fanciful Priest
A Disorderly Deputy
A Sober Baker
A Miserly Truck Driver
A Daring Park Ranger
A High-spirited Taxi-driver
A Trembling Inventor
A Laughing Bandit
An Arbitrary Pawnbroker
A Perfectionist Lumberjack
A Touchy Farmer
A Closed off Chief of Police
A Pedantic Beggar
A Faithful Drug Dealer
An Artful Paleontologist
An Enervated Exterminator
A Woeful Pirate
An Intent Plumber
A Dishonest Bank Robber
A Single-minded Explorer
A Sad Governor
A Tactless Senator
A Gloomy Fortune-teller
A Threatened Imam
A Cultured Magician
An Unpredicatable Customs Officer
A Reflective Pawnbroker
An Honorable Paleontologist
A Resentful Tax Collector
A Foolish Soldier
A Sociable Shaman
An Excitable Cook
A Steadfast Locksmith
A Completely Normal Politician
A Reactionary Fisher
A Well-rounded Sage
A Questioning Fashion Designer
A Sloppy Author
A Self-conscious Coroner
A Sexy Magician
A Bewildered Game Show Host
A Suave Dancer
An Unhealthy Cobbler
An Effeminate Chicken Sexer
An Ignorant Burglar
A Scrupulous Peddlar
A Profound Politician
A Conformist Veterinarian
A Pleased Bartender
A Responsible Model
An Upright Senator
A Tidy Choreographer
A Sordid Police Officer
An Impatient Busker
A Stupid Gate-keeper
A Passionate Conductor
A Critical Fishmonger
A Peaceful Nurse
An Unfathomable Chemist
A Scholarly Politician
A Distracted Taxidermist
A Whimsical Bonecarver
A Sentimental Courier
An Energetic Webmaster
A Pretentious Hypnotist
An Excitable Coach
An Important Explorer
A Misguided Tailor
An Upright Flight Attendant
A Worked Up Captain
An Indulgent Actor
An Inconsiderate Hunter
A Funky Customs Officer
An Inquisitive Boatbuilder
A Compulsive Bricklayer
A Treacherous Spy
A Pure Researcher
A Devious Air Traffic Controller
A Blunt Choreographer
A Friendly Writer
A Guilty Barber
An Attractive Diplomat
A Surprised Matador
A Neutral Scout
A Sexy Pianist
An Impersonal Translator
An Articulate Private Detective
An Insincere Wizard
An Inoffensive Senator
A Brave Lifeguard
A Confused Messenger
A Physical Chief of Police
A Hesitant Director
A Selfish Bodyguard
A Reliable Real Estate Agent
A Perceptive Scout
A Single-minded Mason
A Fearful Explorer
A Restrained Referee
A Resourceful Magician
A Sad Scientist
A Fashionable Athlete
A Charismatic Evangelist
A Despairing Pianist
A Benevolent Cartoonist
A Festive Nanny
A Stern Plumber
A Popular Brewer
A Gloomy Bank Robber
A Pure Florist
A Helpless Impersonator
A Gracious Thief
A Touchy Sailor
A Dishonest Blacksmith
An Offhand Astronaut
An Adventurous Ambassador
A Cautious Antique Dealer
An Insightful Fashion Designer
A Gullible Winemaker
A Ticklish Bandit
A Tall Judge
A Cheerful Fisher
An Original Terrorist
An Efficient Journalist
A Free and Easy Nurse
A Shaky Dictator
A Trembling Guard
A Plodding Model
An Artful Mason
A Sweaty Marine
A Sophisticated Barber
A Lovely Sound Technician
A Responsible Peddlar
A Loving Florist
A Hidebound Manicurist
A Mealymouthed Linguist
A Driven Soldier
A Lustful Biologist
An Infatuated Hypnotist
A Pedantic Bank Robber
An Uncooperative Juggler
A Ticklish Stonecutter
An Independent Undertaker
A Softheaded Photographer
An Indignant Butcher
An Admirable Illustrator
A Dishonest Cobbler
An Amazing Drug Dealer
An Insensitive Lumberjack
A Self-indulgent Journalist
A Discouraged Dentist
An Unlovable Captain
A Stoic Teacher
An Impersonal Interpreter
A Sarcastic Fisher
An Ordinary Manager
An Anxious Gardener
An Uncertain DJ
An Enthusiastic Judge
A Bitter Terrorist
A Chummy Boatbuilder
A Silly Dancer
An Irritated Bureaucrat
A Guilty Silversmith
An Empty Pickpocket
A Thorough Sniper
A Reverential Archaeologist
A Dejected Winemaker
A Disconcerting Plumber
A Deceptive Make-up Artist
An Annoyed Peddlar
A Thankful Undertaker
A High-handed Swimmer
A Misguided Referee
A Solemn Coach
A Slow Painter
A Comfortable Physician
A Panicked Ventriloquist
A Grim Sage
A Physical Farmer
An Aimless Model
An Objective Beggar
An Insightful Artist
A Lost Merchant
A Confidential Meteorologist
A Deceptive Writer
A Frightened Actor
A Restless Criminal
A Realistic Bank Robber
A Hungry Dictator
A Fiery Security Guard
A Faithless Assassin
An Unsure Swordsmith
An Uncertain Pirate
A Satisfied Bishop
A Fraudulent Brewer
A Misguided Butcher
A Crass Banker
A Worried Astronaut
An Irreverent Doctor
A Demanding Gondolier
A Selfish Sage
An Inert Painter
An Assertive Dancer
A Decadent Teacher
A Troublesome Sheriff
A Benevolent Priest
A Leisurely Paramedic
A Ravenous Archer
A Preoccupied Saxophonist
A Surprising Boatbuilder
A Sordid Chimney-sweep
An Empathetic Police Officer
A Humorous Cartoonist
An Unambitious Hypnotist
A Dogmatic Personal Trainer
A Forgetful Guitarist
An Unbelieving Security Guard
A Positive Monk
An Extraordinary Firefighter
A Well-meaning Hunter
A Folksy Pirate
A Sensitive Stunt Double
An Agreeable Doctor
A Fatigued Thief
A Sure Dictator
An Inspired Scientist
A Hostile Shop Assistant
An Escapist Drummer
An Indecisive Mobster
A Fiery Archer
A Strict Archaeologist
An Odd Jockey
A Bold Stunt Double
A Loving Weaver
An Affectionate Miner
A Completely Normal Swimming Coach
An Energetic Paleontologist
A Sadistic Artist
An Uncomplaining Criminal
An Emotional Busker
An Objective Dentist
A Slow Psychiatrist
A Disrespectful Astronaut
An Extreme Goldsmith
A Melancholic Trapper
A Gloomy Pharmacist
A Heroic Librarian
A Cultured Executioner
A Brave Impersonator
A Deceitful Jockey
An Uninhibited Publisher
A Creative Chemist
A Despairing Author
A Sweaty Musician
A Fun-loving Cab Driver
A Poor Rabbi
A Cowardly Mortician
An Agonized Thief
A Quaking Ambassador
A Casual Baker
A Bewildered Bank Robber
A Dry Clown
A Pleased Judge
An Unsure Artist
A Victimized Hypnotist
A Charismatic Plumber
A Glad Manager
A Frugal Antique Dealer
A Tortured Bandit
A Repentant Scout
A Childish Manicurist
A Disillusioned Watchmaker
A Determined Knight
A Satisfied Astronaut
A Nervous Judge
A Vulnerable Baker
A Trendy Bartender
A Small-thinking Detective
A Slow Ventriloquist
A Cultured Writer
A Blissful Guitarist
A Disgusting Police Officer
A Dissatisfied Biologist
A Compulsive Politician
A Sad Blacksmith
A Vacuous Assassin
An One-dimensional Engineer
A Stubborn Firefighter
A Solemn Cheesemaker
An Insecure Sheriff
A Thrilled Beautician
An Insensitive Ventriloquist
A Pathetic Priest
A Superficial Bank Robber
A Clear-headed Dictator
An Unfathomable Bonecarver
An Infatuated Imam
A Hostile Barber
A Forgetful Dentist
A Devoted Model
A Haughty Gladiator
A Steely Doctor
A Merry Coach
An Annoyed Inventor
A Ready Busker
An Adventurous Matador
A Freewheeling Pilot
A Brilliant Receptionist
A Charismatic Judge
A Respectful Boatbuilder
A Familial Real Estate Agent
A Decent Impersonator
A Well-read Entertainer
A Thoughtless Construction Worker
A Monstrous Janitor
An Ignorant Shepherd
A Desolate Butcher
A Grief Sailor
A Vivacious Security Guard
An Assertive Welder
An Intelligent Dictator
A Questioning Matador
A Pathetic Paramedic
A Personable Botanist
A Smiling Writer
An Earnest Carpenter
A Reactionary Banker
An One-dimensional Yak Herder
A Mannerless Principal
A Sanctimonious Psychiatrist
A Vulnerable Servant
A Stupefied Bartender
A Happy Hairdresser
A Grim Computer Programmer
An Intolerant Firefighter
An Unstable Bishop
A Daring Cartoonist
A Modest Bandit
A Restrained Jailer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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