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An Unappreciative Locksmith
An Arbitrary Stunt Double
A Touchy Baker
A Crazy Police Officer
A Cross Gravedigger
A Dismayed Chief of Police
A Moody Matador
A Superstitious Nurse
A Secure Hypnotist
A Desperate Publisher
A Loving Lawyer
An Airy Spelunker
A Calculating Record Producer
A Big-thinking Jailer
A Sordid Goatherd
A Sulky Lifeguard
A Good-natured Zookeeper
A Useless Scientist
An Uncaring Knight
A Despicable Burglar
A Fickle Ditch Digger
An Intent Coach
A Compulsive Bartender
A Tactless Illustrator
A Nervous Swineherd
An Aggressive Poet
An Alarmed Cosmonaut
A Cultured Ornithologist
A Pure Shoemaker
An Excitable Translator
An Earnest Physicist
A Prejudiced Ambassador
A Tenacious Sailor
A Submissive Missionary
A Possessive Minister
A Wise Magician
A Frightening Salesperson
A Stylish Archer
An Invisible Chief of Police
A Religious Baker
A Solitary Wedding Planner
A Subjective Plumber
A High-minded Hotelier
A Cowardly Herbalist
An Athletic Truck Driver
An Expedient Locksmith
A Thrilled Sailor
A Selfish Saxophonist
An Absentminded Clerk
A Popular Programmer
A Purposeful Tattooist
A Disobedient Judge
An Aggressive Jockey
A Modern Farmer
A Hopeful Veterinarian
A Warm Zookeeper
A Clean Wizard
A Restless Painter
An Infatuated Priest
A Cynical Percussionist
A Victimized Tax Collector
A Liberal Tailor
A Cultured Bandit
A Tall Tattooist
A Comfortable Mercenary
An Educated Fortune-teller
A Bizarre Drug Dealer
An Apathetic Nurse
A Considerate Assassin
A Destructive Technician
An Efficient Hunter
A Stylish Sniper
A Criminal Doctor
A Shrewd Florist
A Graceless Detective
A Certain Percussionist
A Useless Marine
A Narrow-minded Accountant
A Neglectful Surgeon
A Self-denying Scout
A Steadfast Priest
A Sanctimonious Soldier
An Overimaginative Electrician
An Artificial Farmer
An One-dimensional Manicurist
A Serious Psychiatrist
A Dogmatic DJ
An Empathetic Paleontologist
A Dissonant Sleuth
A Presumptuous Juggler
A Prim Dictator
A Perplexed Chauffeur
A Positive Surgeon
A Thankful Chef
A Charming Accountant
An Artificial Detective
An Extraordinary Priest
A Humble Gravedigger
An Energetic Hairdresser
An Alert Gladiator
A Lonely Chief of Police
An Elated Principal
An Abrasive Waiter
An Overjoyed Barista
A Tasteful Yak Herder
A Crude Bodyguard
An Agonizing Choreographer
A Graceless Record Producer
An Excitable Sound Technician
An Uncomplaining Hunter
An Injured Chauffeur
A Distracted Ventriloquist
A Big-thinking Fortune-teller
An Objective Clown
A Generous Stonecutter
A Superstitious Deputy
An Ashamed Scientist
An Amused Screenwriter
A Purposeful Private Detective
A Dirty Zookeeper
An Embarrassed Torturer
A Neutral Taxi-driver
A Monstrous Programmer
A Captivating Conductor
A Lovable Meteorologist
A Clean Shaman
A Mistaken Veterinarian
A Ravenous Librarian
A Haughty Barber
A Formal Radiologist
A Steadfast Carpenter
An Affectionate Impersonator
An Infuriated Photographer
A Decisive Bonecarver
A Transparent Teacher
A Witty Butcher
A Miserly Hunter
A Timid Poet
A Fixed Butler
An Attractive Barista
A Sarcastic Translator
An Emotional Swimmer
A Melancholic Herbalist
A Repugnant Truck Driver
A Suspicious Chauffeur
An Upset Jockey
A Neat Percussionist
A Folksy Bureaucrat
A Sad Teacher
A Devoted Hunter
A Mannered Assassin
An Enraged Linguist
A Fanciful Construction Worker
A Sweaty Magician
A Contemplative Manager
A Concerned Surgeon
A Fuming Mayor
A Delicate Bodyguard
A Tenacious Dancer
A Predictable DJ
A Ready Engineer
A Dependent Lighthouse-keeper
A Grieved Cook
A Decent Radiologist
A Fearful Painter
An Old Scout
A Cruel Make-up Artist
A Mournful Missionary
A Happy Zookeeper
A Gullible Explorer
A Wishful Mercenary
An Obnoxious Dressmaker
An Affectionate Pirate
A Lonely Veterinarian
A Dejected Trapper
An Irritated Game Show Host
A Spontaneous Executioner
A Leisurely Police Officer
A Self-indulgent Farmer
A Misguided Bank Robber
A Mellow Shipwright
A Well-meaning Criminal
An Aloof Terrorist
A Transparent Juggler
A Cold Printer
A Decent Locksmith
A Presumptuous Coach
An Unbelieving Chef
An Attractive Poet
An Optimistic Gravedigger
A Wishful Detective
A Healthy Paleontologist
A Sore Security Guard
An Alienated Beekeeper
A Sedentary Mechanic
A Weird Florist
An Individualistic Missionary
A Receptive Optometrist
A Circumspect Make-up Artist
A Solemn Chicken Sexer
A Critical Truck Driver
An Eager Fishmonger
A Handsome Plumber
An Artful Shepherd
An Amusing Chief of Police
A Noncompetitive Chimney-sweep
An Inflamed Captain
A Discourteous Ninja
A Discouraging Sniper
A Considerate Herbalist
A Strict Reporter
A Fanatical Cartoonist
An Enervated Gravedigger
A Reflective Manicurist
A Scornful Detective
An Irreverent Mechanic
An Arrogant Wedding Planner
An Unhappy Referee
A Deep Evangelist
An Earthy Sailor
A Guileless Cheesemaker
A Suspicious Stunt Double
A Disruptive Architect
An Exciting Illustrator
A Scholarly Broker
An Agonized Taxi-driver
An Organized Swimmer
A Lousy Locksmith
A Negativistic Firefighter
A Greedy DJ
A Thievish Diver
A Contemplative Ninja
A Contradictory Publisher
A Balanced Sleuth
An Obedient Herbalist
A Petty Banker
A Hard Working Coach
An Opportunistic Sailor
An Uneasy Clockmaker
A Meticulous Butcher
A Monstrous Doctor
A Mystical Ornithologist
A Tearful Senator
A Zany Editor
A Sophisticated Detective
A Completely Normal Cheesemaker
A Sober Pickpocket
A Disgusting Navigator
A Sympathetic Shaman
A Conservative Model
A Loving Dressmaker
A Vague Singer
An Obvious Sniper
A Faithful Gravedigger
A Sad Juggler
A Focused Silversmith
A Freewheeling Thief
A Shallow Webmaster
A High-minded Bartender
A Messy Dancer
An Intense Astronaut
A Reliable Nanny
A Willing Stonecutter
A Mechanical Swimming Coach
A Puritanical Bricklayer
An Unprincipled Florist
A Bland Scout
A Contemplative Veterinarian
A Muddle-headed Teacher
A Frisky Photographer
A Possessive Publisher
A Shortsighted Hypnotist
A Disorganized Scientist
An Irrational Bishop
An Odd Pirate
A Mystical Reporter
A Tenacious Busker
A Daring Dancer
A Jolly Guard
A Playful Monk
A Pained Governor
A Sloppy Ventriloquist
A Thievish Soldier
A Strong Garbage Collector
A Neutral Interpreter
A Fatigued Violinist
An Ecstatic Computer Programmer
An Empathetic Guide
A Morbid Jockey
An Impersonal Scientist
A Practical Oracle
A Pedantic Carpenter
An Enraged Artist
A Youthful Drug Dealer
A Tall Bartender
A Captivating Fashion Designer
A Critical Builder
A Sore Bonecarver
An Excited Clerk
An Erratic Manager
A Casual Barber
A Negativistic Entertainer
An Uncomplaining Tailor
A Desperate Bank Robber
A Rigid Social Worker
A Decent Sniper
An Exciting Diver
An Obvious Soldier
A Presumptuous Lawyer
A Mystical Shop Assistant
An Incensed Botanist
A Forgiving Cab Driver
An Ambitious Builder
A Vivacious Clown
A Weary Sleuth
A Ruined Dogcatcher
An Agonized Psychiatrist
A Practical Painter
A Cowardly Watchmaker
A Devoted Soldier
An Unpleasant Entrepreneur
A Mawkish Politician
An Ordinary Knight
A Pleased Singer
A Greedy Firefighter
A Gallant Farmer
A Mistaken Police Officer
An Effeminate Wizard
A Certain Mercenary
A Self-effacing Hotelier
A Festive Fishmonger
A Competitive Fisher
A Crass Ventriloquist
A Heroic Spy
An Escapist Hunter
A Victimized Sound Technician
An Overimaginative Butler
A Crying Author
An Unpredicatable Police Officer
A Pathetic Chauffeur
A Devoted Bodyguard
A Self-reliant Bricklayer
An Irresponsible Courier
A Quaking Conductor
A Prejudiced Guard
A Dirty Torturer
A Joyous Watchmaker
A Cute Lumberjack
A Lonely Chef
A Submissive Construction Worker
A Greedy Criminal
A Generous Bureaucrat
A Playful Geologist
A Rational Servant
An Emotional Paramedic
A Muddle-headed Wizard
An Ecstatic Air Traffic Controller
A Peaceful Meteorologist
A Painstaking Tailor
A Disciplined Dogcatcher
A Bland Mathematician
A Selfless Janitor
An Artful Sniper
A Fascinated Gravedigger
A Conventional Printer
An Alone Thief
A Repentant Taxi-driver
A Thankful Musician
An Abrupt Truck Driver
A Tenacious Imam
A Panicked Spy
A Gracious Diplomat
A Political Composer
A Steady Exterminator
An Unpleasant Model
A Gloomy Yodeler
A Conceited Impersonator
A Hurried Monk
A Healthy Guard
A Frustrated Graphic Artist
A Bland Courier
A Courteous Marshal
A Pessimistic Photographer
A Moody Juggler
A Vindictive Ornithologist
A Disobedient Archer
A Cantakerous Burglar
A Perfectionist Painter
A Practical Botanist
A False Swordsmith
An Important Comedian
A Clear-headed DJ
A Wishful Teacher
An Impressive Brewer
A Demanding Nurse
An Impersonal Chimney-sweep
An Escapist Jailer
A Skeptical Guide
An Invisible Tailor
A Smiling Poet
A Boisterous Coach
A Fortunate Athlete
A Pugnacious Factory Worker
A Ridiculous Cab Driver
A Clever Sleuth
An Articulate Webmaster
A Sure Beggar
A Dissatisfied Private Detective
An Aggressive Oracle
A Poor Cook
A Flexible Plumber
A Strong Sheriff
A Regimental Diver
An Organized Ventriloquist
An Enigmatic Archaeologist
A Muddle-headed Computer Programmer
A Confident Zookeeper
A Rational Doctor
An Escapist Diplomat
A Magnanimous Goatherd
A Stern Detective
An Amazing Priest
An Astigmatic Bartender
An Absentminded Mobster
A Despairing Spin Doctor
An Honorable Sheriff
A Fatalistic Carver
An Idiosyncratic Tax Collector
A Grand Captain
A Melancholic Yodeler
An Observant Torturer
An Oppressed Violinist
A Sensitive Cook
A Ready Private Detective
A Hidebound Bishop
A Spirited Stonecutter
An Unrestrained Innkeeper
An Anxious Dentist
A Nosy Author
A Self-indulgent Paramedic
A Sordid Antique Dealer
A Rowdy Boatbuilder
An Odd Psychiatrist
An Egocentric Shipwright
A Weak-willed Sleuth
A Lousy Spy
A Confident Florist
An Offhand Yodeler
A Faithful Bandit
A Cantakerous Butcher
A Frisky Scientist
A Stern Judge
A Boisterous Captain
A Smiling Marshal
A Conciliatory Choreographer
A Popular Taxi-driver
A Meticulous Sailor
An Irrational Waiter
A Glamorous Taxidermist
A Crass Chemist
A Thorough Private Detective
A Cynical Assassin
A False Goatherd
An Unhealthy Chief of Police
A Keen Plumber
A Shy Conductor
A Fun-loving Shepherd
A Proud Dancer
A Weary Botanist
A Punctual Dentist
An Excitable Locksmith
An Obedient Bandit
An Uncharitable Fashion Designer
An Obsessive Programmer
An Arrogant Garbage Collector
A Passive Servant
An Honorable Merchant
A Deep Taxi-driver
A Suave Bank Robber
An Unfathomable Gate-keeper
A Mystical Artist
A Rejected Beggar
A Charmless Priest
An Overjoyed Coach
An Easily Discouraged Author
A Worried Clown
A Mannerless Photographer
A Lousy Dressmaker
A Disconcerting Pawnbroker
A Liberated Sage
A Well-read Sailor
A Crude Impersonator
An Amoral Police Officer
An Unlucky Terrorist
A Stupid Deputy
A Perplexed Dentist
A Weak-willed Gate-keeper
An Enigmatic Magistrate
A Rigid Cheesemaker
A Thrilled Hunter
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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