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A Rebellious Drummer
An Unrestrained Baker
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A Fiery Impersonator
A Humorous Florist
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A Dominating Merchant
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A Dramatic Judge
A Freewheeling Chef
An Innovative Drummer
A Tenacious Bodyguard
A Heroic Choreographer
A Hurt Gardener
A Bright Inventor
A Terrible Printer
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A Devoted Swordsmith
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A Sad Cheesemaker
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A Mealymouthed Shepherd
A Paranoid Doctor
An Escapist Explorer
An Amoral Servant
An Inert Rabbi
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A High-handed Composer
A Unique Athlete
A Spontaneous Astronaut
A Fiery Choreographer
An Athletic Bartender
A Quirky Mercenary
A Resourceful Percussionist
A Magnanimous Artist
A Frustrated Sniper
A Conscientious Violinist
A Silly Trapper
A Cautious Doctor
An Understanding Cartoonist
A Fashionable Painter
A Poor Astronaut
An Inhibited Pharmacist
An Uncertain Ambassador
An Articulate Guitarist
A Sober Burglar
A Suave Dictator
An Appalled Lifeguard
A Lovable Reporter
An Antisocial Ninja
A Frustrated Chef
A Competitive Manager
An Affectionate Bodyguard
An Easy Waiter
An Idealistic Choreographer
A Guileless Exotic Dancer
An Irritable Antique Dealer
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A Dutiful Sheepshearer
A Sophisticated Artist
A Tidy Wizard
A Winning Sleuth
A Tasteful Chef
An Obedient Spelunker
A Questioning Entrepreneur
A Determined Cheesemaker
An Irritated Actor
A Practical Programmer
A Rational Pharmacist
A Fascinated Farmer
A Reserved Gravedigger
A Thrilled Assassin
A Quaking Interrogator
A Sensual Salesperson
An Efficient Exterminator
A Realistic Criminal
A Hateful Dentist
A Cerebral Chef
A Bizarre Philanthropist
A Certain Terrorist
A Shaky Firefighter
A Glad Watchmaker
An Extraordinary Personal Trainer
A Nosy Editor
A Hungry Real Estate Agent
A Detestable Librarian
A Devoted Bricklayer
A Sharing Carpenter
A Tall Bartender
An Annoyed Sniper
A Tolerant Wizard
A Transparent Coach
An Agonizing Spy
An Appreciative Judge
A Misguided Chief of Police
An Important Hairdresser
An Eloquent Air Traffic Controller
A Dissonant Magician
A Dignified Guide
An Unstable Guard
A Hardy Merchant
A Flexible Dogcatcher
A Despicable Shoemaker
A Placid Welder
A Cautious Assassin
A Cantakerous Ornithologist
A Tearful Nurse
An Anxious Locksmith
A Mature Linguist
An Angry Barber
An Irritable Deputy
A Superficial Manager
A Disgusting Jockey
An Injured Court Jester
A Distressed Computer Programmer
A Lustful Janitor
A Shrewd Air Traffic Controller
An Ecstatic Record Producer
A Pessimistic Tax Collector
A Powerless Game Show Host
A Thorough Explorer
A Weird Stunt Double
A Hostile Exotic Dancer
An Inspired Herbalist
An Inoffensive Sailor
A Nihilistic Pawnbroker
A Smiling Guru
A Charismatic Detective
A Self-effacing Shepherd
An Indecisive Navigator
An Unlovable Scout
An Inferior Coroner
A Compassionate Antique Dealer
An Excited Butler
A Guileless Beautician
A Messy Carver
A Power-hungry Impersonator
A Ticklish Swineherd
A Cheerful Broker
A Regimental Drug Dealer
A Hateful Tax Collector
A Freethinking Doctor
A Miserly Nurse
A Helpless Game Show Host
A Sociable Mobster
A Strong Saxophonist
A Sporting Tailor
An Overimaginative Salesperson
An Impractical Security Guard
A Fun-loving Pickpocket
A Lousy Bank Robber
A Scholarly Messenger
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A Disillusioned Mechanic
An Impatient Drummer
An Unrestrained Sniper
An Unpleasant Boatbuilder
A Cheating Photographer
A Troublesome Merchant
A Determined Plumber
A Trusting Hunter
A Self-effacing Judge
A Forceful Gardener
A Stern Minister
A Businesslike Imam
An Uninhibited Composer
A Complacent Security Guard
A Persuasive Tattooist
A Sweaty Secretary
An Irritable Webmaster
A Stupefied Winemaker
A Crafty Captain
An Excited Burglar
A Positive Cook
A Muddle-headed Chemist
An Injured Painter
An Amazed Customs Officer
A Dependent Herald
A Self-conscious Comedian
A Mechanical Journalist
A Driven Butcher
A Circumspect Astronaut
An Unpleasant Jockey
A Vague Welder
A Realistic Sheepshearer
A Brave Peddlar
A Reserved Watchmaker
An Infuriated Boatbuilder
A Willful Oracle
An Easy Medic
An Artful Writer
A Liberated Webmaster
An Inflamed Bandit
A Ravenous Fashion Designer
A Hesitant Butler
An Impressionable Florist
A Trendy Butcher
A Victimized Translator
A Neglectful Inventor
A Useless Swordsmith
A Benevolent Impersonator
An at Ease Monk
A Thoughtless Mercenary
An Impersonal Undertaker
An Effeminate Interrogator
A Brittle Waiter
An Inert Editor
A Heartbroken Silversmith
A Discouraging Scout
An Enervated Sheriff
An Irritable Computer Programmer
A Decisive Bricklayer
A Popular Musician
A Bland Firefighter
A Purposeful Webmaster
An Indulgent Private Detective
An Aimless Ditch Digger
A Stylish Linguist
A Moody Chief of Police
A Sadistic Truck Driver
A Relaxed Accountant
An Expedient Bartender
A Crude Herald
A Tidy Doctor
A Depressed Torturer
A Charming Spelunker
An Appalled Judge
A Humiliated Brewer
A Selfish Dogcatcher
A Steely Dietician
An Unlucky Cosmonaut
A Skillful Botanist
A Mannerless Sailor
An Attractive Swimmer
An Insensitive Publisher
A Confused Veterinarian
A Secretive Barber
A Disorganized Ninja
A Predictable Taxi-driver
An Experimental Dictator
An Impudent Waiter
A Short Zookeeper
A Dignified Carpenter
A Neurotic Gladiator
An Upset Greengrocer
A Fixed Referee
A Responsible Jailer
An Impractical Spelunker
An Aimless Trapper
A Hopeful Chicken Sexer
A Dynamic Real Estate Agent
A Reverential Firefighter
A Selfish Court Jester
A Crude DJ
A Sulky Herald
A Discourteous Bureaucrat
An Uncertain Monk
A Dominating Thief
A Shortsighted Bank Robber
A Cross Clerk
A Frustrated Violinist
A Conscientious Ninja
A Fun-loving Scout
A Clear-headed Tattooist
A Chummy Police Officer
An Extravagant Candlemaker
A Colorful Doctor
A Funky Chef
An Expedient Farmer
A Responsive Taxi-driver
An Offhand Composer
A Malicious Hunter
A Scared Swimmer
An Excited Hairdresser
A Glad Dietician
A Hungry Magistrate
An Unfriendly Journalist
A Well-read Pickpocket
A Conformist Manager
An Uncharitable Animal Trainer
A Crude Butcher
A Calm Sniper
A Conscientious Servant
An Unsure Referee
A Rational Trapper
A Concerned Game Show Host
A Tasteful Assassin
A Dominating Optometrist
An Arrogant Busker
An Aggressive Tax Collector
A Cautious Pilot
A Grief Gardener
A Ready Dictator
A Pretentious Manager
An Open-minded Cosmonaut
A Conceited Magician
A Threatened Librarian
A Touchy Archaeologist
A Blissful Politician
A Hurried Beekeeper
A Liberated Pawnbroker
A Funky Mobster
A Young Busker
An Odd Janitor
A Demanding Private Detective
An Alert Artist
An Exciting Lighthouse-keeper
An Alarmed Athlete
A Suave Archer
An Insecure Engineer
An Old-fashioned Priest
A Curious Student
A Bored Park Ranger
An Amused Teacher
An Authoritarian Guitarist
A Discouraging Rat Catcher
A Mealymouthed Knight
A Distressed Farmer
A Trendy Paleontologist
A Lovely Scientist
An Empty Reporter
A Critical Cook
A Provocative Interrogator
A Sensitive Surgeon
A Liberal Wizard
A Disobedient Shepherd
An Irrational Security Guard
A Magnanimous Pirate
A Melancholic Torturer
An Enraged Ninja
A Smiling Hunter
A Fortunate Sheepshearer
A Perverse Teacher
A Deceitful Spy
A Self-reliant Taxi-driver
A Passionate Truck Driver
A Popular Marshal
A Disorganized Waiter
A Dishonest Mason
A Lost Barber
A Responsive Stunt Double
A Steadfast Playwright
A Mannerless Garbage Collector
A Steady Cosmonaut
A Stylish Shepherd
A Groovy Air Traffic Controller
A Purposeful Nurse
An Enigmatic Pirate
A Fraudulent Weaver
A Heroic Surgeon
A Soft Mechanic
A Discreet Cab Driver
A Hardy Burglar
A Disrespectful Pickpocket
An Amoral Construction Worker
A Modern Cook
A Clumsy Nanny
A Prim Guitarist
A Dramatic Candlemaker
A Cheerful Busker
An Ignorant Mobster
A Troublesome Blacksmith
A Sharing Guard
A Repressed Drummer
A Panicked Jeweler
An Unimaginative Bank Robber
An Envious Lifeguard
An Irrational Entertainer
A Lost Translator
A Generous Taxidermist
A Thrilled Builder
A Decadent Merchant
A Clumsy Thief
A Wise Winemaker
A Flexible Cook
A Disappointed Cab Driver
A Cowardly Juggler
A Playful Dentist
A Brilliant Sniper
A Selfless Bartender
A Lifeless Tailor
A Determined Linguist
A Dry Farmer
A Bizarre Undertaker
A Restless Barber
A Devious Chemist
An Impressive Cartoonist
A Vague Burglar
A Scholarly Butcher
An Ugly Park Ranger
A Sentimental Paramedic
A Scrupulous Navigator
An Ordinary Pianist
An Infatuated Herbalist
A Courteous Pickpocket
A Dejected Cobbler
An Impulsive Chief of Police
A Negativistic Pawnbroker
A Pedantic DJ
A Mistaken Surgeon
A Bright Diver
A Conventional Programmer
A Malicious Journalist
A Heartbroken Scout
An Impersonal Mercenary
A Principled Chef
A Quaking Welder
A Powerless Burglar
A Fascinated Manager
An Amusing Teacher
An Appalled Actor
A Delicate Swordsmith
A Humorous Construction Worker
A Calm Swimming Coach
A Troublesome Bank Robber
A Friendly Private Detective
An Empty Candlemaker
A Repressed Ornithologist
A Devoted Historian
A Fixed DJ
An Impatient Matador
A Sorrowful Juggler
A Profound Trapper
An Agonized Fortune-teller
A Provoked Cobbler
An Opinionated Student
A Sanctimonious Cosmonaut
A Relaxed Librarian
A Pure Clown
A Helpful Interrogator
An Incapable Busker
A Fixed Pickpocket
A Perceptive Sailor
A Reliable Chef
A Liberated Guide
A Steely Author
A Mannerless Mechanic
An Indifferent Plumber
A Patriotic Flight Attendant
A Helpless Hypnotist
A Sweaty Firefighter
A Pained Model
A Bored Magician
A Suave Actor
A Graceless Captain
An Opportunistic Linguist
A Familial Tattooist
A Crass Merchant
A Regimental Teacher
A Forceful Hunter
A Willing Oracle
A Hopeful Webmaster
A Restless Interrogator
A Tall Spelunker
An Incorruptible Pirate
A Placid Archer
A Childish Tailor
A Ruined Beggar
A Superficial Secretary
A Patriotic Pilot
A Spirited Priest
A Conformist Lawyer
A Timid Truck Driver
An Argumentative Editor
A Humble Brewer
An Unappreciative Programmer
A Thrilled Doctor
A Serious Swimming Coach
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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