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A Threatened Mayor
A Peaceful Doctor
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A Certain Clown
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A Haughty Tailor
An Elated Chief of Police
A Generous Construction Worker
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A Hardworking Executioner
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A Useless Hunter
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An Envious Author
A Sulky Painter
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A Sweet Torturer
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A Tearful Park Ranger
An Intrigued Security Guard
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A Rejected Conductor
A Weird Police Officer
An Insecure Pianist
A Cheerful Cheesemaker
An Old Psychiatrist
A Vulnerable Burglar
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A Deceptive Chief of Police
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A Generous Mayor
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A Gentle Gladiator
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A Solemn Monk
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A Haughty Sheepshearer
A Treacherous Philanthropist
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A Hardworking Printer
A Grand Painter
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A Serene Priest
An Obnoxious Dictator
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An Alarmed Librarian
A Fixed Sheriff
A Positive Singer
An Ugly Optometrist
A Lonely Pianist
A Silly Electrician
A Narcissistic Photographer
A Laughing Printer
A Decent Social Worker
A Deceptive Accountant
An Earthy Police Officer
A Moody Judge
A Sociable Trapper
A Discouraging Librarian
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An Unfriendly Torturer
A Fearful Teacher
An Indifferent Bartender
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A Cautious Shepherd
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A Single-minded Researcher
A Ticklish Singer
A Sensual Make-up Artist
A Tactless Lifeguard
A Skeptical Spin Doctor
A Preoccupied Receptionist
A Discourteous Sleuth
A Festive Bandit
A Calm Fortune-teller
A Placid Librarian
An Uncomplaining Tax Collector
A Glad Jeweler
A Contemplative Interior Designer
A Stable Candlemaker
An Eloquent Chef
An Artificial Construction Worker
A Funky Secretary
A Poor Pharmacist
A Skillful Beautician
A Lovable Taxidermist
A Sorrowful Surgeon
A Sentimental Monk
A Provocative Writer
An Experimental Translator
An Opinionated Beggar
A Woeful Publisher
A Noncompetitive Magistrate
A Prim Weaver
A Determined Archer
An Abrasive Paramedic
A Regretful Guitarist
A Repugnant Carver
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An Old-fashioned Comedian
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A Tense Chicken Sexer
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A High-minded Optometrist
A Discontented Chef
A Folksy Author
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A Lustful Private Detective
A Gentle Wizard
An Unsure Police Officer
An Abrupt Shaman
A Questioning Interrogator
A Weary Pilot
A Distracted Cartoonist
A Big-thinking Gravedigger
A Stupefied Artist
An Anxious Fishmonger
An Aimless Doctor
An Apathetic DJ
A Disconcerting Fisher
An Impatient Sleuth
A Courageous Publisher
An Enthusiastic Manager
A Frugal Police Officer
A Detestable Sage
An Attractive Mortician
A Paralyzed Pirate
A Placid Banker
A Sociable Fortune-teller
A Miserly Jeweler
A Foolish Interior Designer
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A Subjective Guard
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A Sulky Interpreter
A Spontaneous Tax Collector
A Hateful Police Officer
A Graceless Butcher
A Dissonant Criminal
A Benevolent Coach
A Friendly Editor
A Dominating Printer
A Loyal Bricklayer
A Wonderful Hunter
An Infatuated Gardener
An Important Sheriff
An Impudent Magistrate
An Interested Philanthropist
A Chummy Photographer
A Reactionary Fishmonger
A Faithful Principal
An Amazing Spy
A Powerless Boatbuilder
A Brilliant Drug Dealer
A Rejected Diplomat
An Emotional Tax Collector
A Tortured Bank Robber
A Charismatic Evangelist
A Benevolent Fashion Designer
A Dignified Real Estate Agent
A Tearful Greengrocer
A Distressed Tailor
A Blissful Manager
A Persuasive Botanist
A Decadent Athlete
A Daring Screenwriter
An One-dimensional Drug Dealer
A Puritanical Detective
A Monstrous Astronaut
An Old-fashioned Construction Worker
A Ridiculous Farmer
A Generous Judge
A Careless Chauffeur
A Modest Senator
An Unlucky Court Jester
A Decent Butcher
A Responsive Dictator
A Humiliated Spin Doctor
A Morbid Bank Robber
An Adventurous Historian
A Cowardly Pharmacist
A Dirty Torturer
A Worried Air Traffic Controller
A Hateful Fisher
A Superficial Barber
A Serene Composer
A Merry Taxi-driver
A Tactless Model
A Restless Researcher
A Demanding Fraudster
A Playful Bodyguard
A Chummy Bank Robber
A Scheming Stonecutter
An Unrestrained Actor
An Amiable Waiter
An Optimistic Guitarist
A Malicious Torturer
A Silly Dictator
A Scholarly Doctor
A Jolly Pianist
A Tall Pirate
A Submissive Singer
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