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An Indecisive Sleuth
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A Difficult Cosmonaut
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A Grand Astronaut
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A Complacent Barista
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A Stoic Marine
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A Wronged DJ
A Solemn Dentist
A Despicable Banker
A Maternal Guru
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An Amiable Researcher
A Relaxed Model
A Disillusioned Geologist
A Wise Rabbi
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A Cantakerous Beautician
An Ashamed Chief of Police
A Crude Astronaut
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A Kind Minister
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A Restrained Translator
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An Infuriated Pawnbroker
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A Charming Paleontologist
A Charismatic Spelunker
A Fatigued Ditch Digger
An Extraordinary Judge
A Courageous Cheesemaker
A Jubilant Barber
A Helpless Manicurist
A Dejected Bartender
A Cooperative Baker
An Incapable Chimney-sweep
An Alienated Security Guard
A Chummy Tattooist
A Lazy Fishmonger
An Upright Chef
A Good-natured Professor
A Precise Social Worker
A Surprising Cartoonist
A Lovely Bodyguard
A Sensitive Captain
An Alert Banker
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An Inert Burglar
A Restless Innkeeper
A Tall Diver
A Childish Pawnbroker
A Self-effacing Actor
A Political Animal Trainer
A Surprised Bartender
A Sedentary Greengrocer
An Enervated Illustrator
A Zany DJ
An Unpleasant Gate-keeper
A Charming Stunt Double
An Enraged Swineherd
A Decisive Park Ranger
An Earthy Journalist
A Good-natured Matador
A Decent Guitarist
A Softheaded Torturer
A Passive Architect
An Elegant Sniper
A Friendly Cosmonaut
A Bitter Marine
A Wary Ninja
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A Quirky Magistrate
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A Neutral Sailor
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A Willful Principal
An Enthusiastic Goldsmith
A Driven Dressmaker
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A Sore Winemaker
An Individualistic Mayor
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A Scholarly Chief of Police
An Aloof Police Officer
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A Healthy Journalist
A Strong Translator
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An Outrageous Hunter
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A Tidy Actor
A Calm Dietician
An Angry Architect
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A Gleeful Writer
A Sporting Shipwright
A Sanctimonious Photographer
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An Alarmed Stonecutter
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A High-handed Sleuth
A Flamboyant Editor
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A Stubborn Hypnotist
A Lovely Make-up Artist
A Laughing Assassin
An Indignant Cartoonist
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A Willing DJ
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A Repressed Chef
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A Skeptical Cosmonaut
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A Crafty Coach
A Dejected Exotic Dancer
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A Hopeful Barber
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A Lousy Ninja
A Willful Knight
A Cantakerous Dressmaker
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A Sensual Physicist
An Alone Hotelier
A Discourteous Blacksmith
A Possessive Swordsmith
A Misguided Lawyer
A Scholarly Architect
An Inflamed Historian
An Ignorant Writer
An Alienated Pilot
An Agonizing Translator
A Loving Bartender
An Unprincipled Astronaut
A Confident Imam
An Educated Locksmith
An Eloquent Model
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An Uninhibited Ventriloquist
A Liberal Clown
A Frisky Zookeeper
An Unlovable Servant
A Joyous Goatherd
A Stubborn Navigator
A Complaining Lighthouse-keeper
A Popular Flight Attendant
A Single-minded Private Detective
A Restless Composer
A Mealymouthed Sheriff
A Forthright Tattooist
A Fanatical Printer
A Tasteless Swineherd
A Fortunate Merchant
A Sympathetic Ventriloquist
A Presumptuous DJ
A Stupefied Barber
An Impulsive Magician
A Careless Bank Robber
A Circumspect Poet
A Fraudulent Dogcatcher
A Possessive Sniper
An Unprincipled Beggar
A Blissful Ornithologist
An Unimaginative Doctor
A Compulsive Lumberjack
A Sweet Surgeon
A Devious Coach
A Flamboyant Game Show Host
A Clumsy Plumber
A Blunt Swineherd
A Nosy Mason
A Deceptive Captain
An Irritable Swimming Coach
A Tormented Personal Trainer
A Sly Evangelist
A Dirty Pianist
A Dependent Marine
A Disorderly Teacher
A Presumptuous Blacksmith
A Stupid Baker
A Neutral Plumber
A Tactless Bricklayer
An Easily Discouraged Assassin
A Sadistic Air Traffic Controller
A Shallow Servant
An Optimistic Thief
A Serious Coach
An Unpredicatable Physician
An Unsure Chauffeur
A Cooperative Fraudster
An Enervated Gardener
A Detestable Shepherd
An Incensed Teacher
A Guilty Veterinarian
A Pessimistic Park Ranger
A Moody Interior Designer
A Whimsical Detective
A Useless Bodyguard
A Rational Astronaut
A Discouraged Actor
A Liberal Drummer
A Passive Shoemaker
An Arrogant Goldsmith
A Timid Webmaster
An Inflamed Professor
A Discourteous Singer
A Greedy Construction Worker
An Earnest Game Show Host
A Cheerful Coroner
A Youthful Interrogator
A Busy Scientist
An Ashamed Doctor
A Shallow Barber
A Provocative Fortune-teller
A Dutiful Plumber
An Authoritarian Guru
A Superstitious Flight Attendant
A Hopeful Missionary
A Cold Exterminator
An Unpatriotic Clerk
An Oppressed Scout
A Coarse Archer
A Pretentious Private Detective
An Infuriated Judge
A Considerate Winemaker
A Decisive Antique Dealer
A Fascinated Spy
A Courageous Entrepreneur
An Honorable Mathematician
A Heroic Cameraman
A Content Janitor
An Objective Coach
An Idiosyncratic Social Worker
A Blunt Tailor
An Old-fashioned Burglar
An Injured Assassin
An Ordinary Torturer
A Grim Referee
A Solitary Singer
A Dull Publisher
A Tense Explorer
A Pessimistic Beggar
A Fortunate Weaver
An Unlucky Astronaut
A Cute Deputy
A Noncompetitive Scientist
A Driven Spy
A Transparent Tax Collector
A Desperate Bandit
An Unsentimental Burglar
A Softheaded Beautician
A Gleeful Percussionist
An Ambitious Innkeeper
A Good-natured Barber
A Rigid Taxi-driver
A Pessimistic Truck Driver
A Puritanical Poet
A Gloomy Accountant
An Original Fashion Designer
A Fatigued Dictator
A Disillusioned Interior Designer
A Petty Burglar
A Logical Record Producer
A Disorganized Private Detective
An Oppressed Inventor
A Forgetful Surgeon
An Agonizing Chemist
A Superficial Goldsmith
A Funny Cook
A Regretful Busker
An Amiable Sheriff
A Calculating Spy
A Responsive Clerk
A Dissonant Blacksmith
A Ritualistic Judge
A Nosy Programmer
A Sweaty Ditch Digger
An Appreciative Welder
A Perfectionist Boatbuilder
An Effeminate Doctor
An Attractive Entrepreneur
A Paralyzed Tax Collector
A Conservative Executioner
A Dull Security Guard
An Offended Assassin
A Cold Cameraman
A Maternal Stunt Double
A Thorough Plumber
A Sedentary Carver
An Unrestrained Printer
A Fuming Court Jester
An Agonized Hunter
A Strong Saxophonist
A Witty Playwright
A Brutal Gravedigger
An Unsentimental Reporter
An Open-minded Mathematician
A Blunt Matador
A Threatened Dogcatcher
A Dependent Ventriloquist
A Thrilled Receptionist
A Surprising Percussionist
An Elegant Printer
A Passionate Hairdresser
A Personable Dietician
A Sober Spin Doctor
A Woeful Guru
A Decadent Physicist
An Agonized Blacksmith
An Insecure Game Show Host
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