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A Threatened Gravedigger
A Cynical Teacher
A Mystical Dogcatcher
A Hesitant Cook
A Weak-willed Burglar
A Lovely Screenwriter
A Noncommittal Sailor
A Hardy Taxidermist
A Folksy Clown
An One-dimensional Referee
A Sadistic Hairdresser
An Arrogant Pirate
A Confidential Ambassador
A Frightened Pilot
A Frugal Guru
A Hard Working Miner
A Private Beautician
A Compassionate Busker
A Daring Doctor
A Criminal Real Estate Agent
An Offensive Drug Dealer
A Tormented Torturer
A Liberal Explorer
A Proud Tattooist
A Neutral Wizard
A Repugnant Chauffeur
A Woeful Librarian
An Envious Tailor
A Cross Fortune-teller
A Sanctimonious Botanist
A Wonderful Butcher
A Difficult Jeweler
A Painstaking Astronaut
A Selfless Graphic Artist
A Pedantic Truck Driver
A Moralistic Bricklayer
A Methodical Animal Trainer
A Grand Philanthropist
A Stupid Executioner
An Impressive Impersonator
A Fiery Detective
A Useless Matador
A Paranoid Cab Driver
A Big-thinking Taxidermist
A Captivating Burglar
A Naive Nurse
A Frustrated Swordsmith
A Depressed Politician
A Shy Farmer
A Satisfied Boatbuilder
An Angry Butcher
An Injured Busker
A Questioning Executioner
A Rebellious Broker
A Slow Student
A Tasteless Model
A Misguided Game Show Host
An Optimistic Gate-keeper
An Unsure Guard
A Gleeful Goldsmith
A Frivolous Coroner
A Venomous Magistrate
A Receptive Bank Robber
An Arbitrary Burglar
A Sordid Matador
A Beautiful Nurse
An Open-minded Private Detective
A Prim Juggler
A Deceptive Historian
A Folksy Mercenary
An Emotional Swineherd
An Infuriated Boatbuilder
A Humiliated Model
A Sophisticated Builder
A Questioning Cheesemaker
An Unpleasant Percussionist
A Flexible Ditch Digger
An Impatient Mechanic
A Competitive Construction Worker
A Guileless Geologist
A Sorrowful Librarian
An Obvious Physicist
An Antisocial Crook
A Heroic Marine
A Surprised Journalist
An Angry Social Worker
A Detestable Veterinarian
A Big-thinking Ornithologist
An Excitable Captain
A Restrained Astronaut
A Melancholic Detective
A Gullible Assassin
A Positive Saxophonist
A Certain Trapper
A Nonchalant Mason
A Bland Surgeon
A Shallow Builder
A Well-read Teacher
A Familial Physicist
A Curious Pharmacist
An Objective Author
A Sociable Dictator
An Honorable Swimming Coach
An Overimaginative Chicken Sexer
A Tender Graphic Artist
An Extreme Court Jester
An Experimental Bank Robber
A Regimental Bonecarver
A Dominating Tailor
A Rustic Drummer
A Vivacious Ninja
A Fascinated DJ
A Hidebound Guru
A Forgetful Sniper
A Steady Playwright
A Responsive Musician
An Anxious Gravedigger
An Uninhibited Screenwriter
An One-dimensional Beautician
An Odd Computer Programmer
A Perfectionist Cheesemaker
A Groovy Artist
An Invulnerable Botanist
A Shallow Private Detective
An Enthusiastic Illustrator
A Scrupulous Record Producer
A Peaceful Fortune-teller
A Solemn Tax Collector
A Deep Dogcatcher
A Tense Writer
A Decisive Singer
An Idealistic Archaeologist
A Gallant Spy
A Mechanical Chief of Police
A Vague Violinist
A Despicable Dietician
A Well-meaning Navigator
A Dogmatic Watchmaker
An Individualistic Builder
An Easy Swineherd
A Tortured Gladiator
An Intuitive Artist
A Merry Thief
A Sophisticated Swimmer
A Lying Plumber
A Compassionate Garbage Collector
An Uncooperative Dictator
A Bold Bank Robber
A Conscientious Lifeguard
A Predictable Fortune-teller
A Curious Librarian
An Irritable Scout
An Educated Director
An Ugly Shipwright
A Physical Hairdresser
A Nosy Criminal
A Political Sailor
A Crafty Judge
An Inquisitive Missionary
A Scared Guru
An Inhibited Paramedic
An Orderly Hunter
An Uncooperative Welder
A Debonair Torturer
An Intrigued Ornithologist
A Unique Cameraman
A Resentful Ninja
A Surprised Paleontologist
A Self-denying Explorer
An Organized Stunt Double
An Arrogant Pianist
A Passive Yak Herder
A Shortsighted Thief
A Fanatical Customs Officer
A Small-thinking Sound Technician
An Impersonal Philanthropist
A Profound Candlemaker
A Fiery Executioner
A Deceitful Butler
A Bored Dentist
A Strong Dictator
An Effeminate Oracle
A Humble Librarian
A Serious Chef
A Warm Biologist
A Stoic Rat Catcher
An Infuriated Dancer
An Excitable Teacher
A Spirited Shoemaker
A Coarse Gondolier
A Tearful Undertaker
A Painstaking Monk
A Heartbroken Stonecutter
An Odd Accountant
An Envious Butcher
An Uninhibited Trapper
A Flamboyant Shepherd
An Unhappy Game Show Host
A Responsible Doctor
A Mystical Actor
A Hard Working Principal
A Despairing Construction Worker
An Inoffensive Diver
An Inquisitive Hunter
A Tasteless Court Jester
A Healthy Undertaker
A Thorough Boatbuilder
A Willing Chef
A Disorderly Beautician
A Skeptical Make-up Artist
A Tense Playwright
An Organized Student
A Self-critical Cook
A Kind Social Worker
A Panicked Shop Assistant
A Perverse Barber
A Conscientious Singer
A Presumptuous Burglar
An Impatient Knight
A Restless Guitarist
A Contradictory Juggler
A Cowardly Reporter
A Sensual Cartoonist
A Cruel Customs Officer
A Crafty Beekeeper
A Scrupulous Mechanic
A Vacuous Bartender
A Faithful Pilot
A Faithless Peddlar
A Merry Banker
A Moralistic Hypnotist
A Certain Beautician
A Hateful Surgeon
A Disturbing Astronaut
A Sensitive Deputy
A Subtle Jeweler
A Fortunate Shepherd
An Annoyed Bandit
A Quaking Personal Trainer
A Mealymouthed Lumberjack
A Maternal Tattooist
A Groovy Fortune-teller
A Thorough Undertaker
An Abrasive Zookeeper
A Compassionate Merchant
A Coarse Painter
An Intolerant Lawyer
A Mechanical Janitor
A Spirited Receptionist
A Shallow Entertainer
A Grand Court Jester
A Bright Courier
A Cruel Broker
A Destructive Animal Trainer
A Deceptive Florist
A Quirky Flight Attendant
An Obnoxious Principal
An Oppressed Clerk
An Old-fashioned Sailor
A Fawning Chef
A Provocative Actor
A Pained Computer Programmer
A Conscientious Pawnbroker
A Dejected Ditch Digger
A Treacherous Poet
A Gleeful Taxidermist
A Difficult Impersonator
A Self-indulgent Chief of Police
A Healthy Writer
A Warm Executioner
A Paternalistic Magistrate
An Old-fashioned Private Detective
A Vulnerable Doctor
A Flexible Dressmaker
A Witty Sleuth
A Forthright Programmer
An Abrupt Salesperson
A Worried Chef
A Hateful Impersonator
A Sociable Taxidermist
A Brittle Bank Robber
A Hurt Butler
A Disturbing Tailor
A Shaky Chief of Police
An Embarrassed Brewer
A Possessive Weaver
A Tactless Lumberjack
A Reliable Servant
An Imaginative Goldsmith
A Stupefied Blacksmith
A High-handed Paleontologist
A Deceptive Wizard
A Suspicious Lawyer
A Conservative Marine
A Lucky Musician
A Provocative Pirate
A Proud Private Detective
A Popular Scientist
A Willing Sleuth
A Folksy Dentist
An Unfathomable Doctor
A Preoccupied Carver
A Debonair Cab Driver
An One-dimensional Taxi-driver
A Fickle Butcher
A Complex Priest
A Haughty Composer
An Antisocial Coroner
An Airy Beautician
A Witty Librarian
A Respectful Baker
A Vindictive Lumberjack
A Progressive Greengrocer
A Tense Fashion Designer
A Funny Meteorologist
A Serious Plumber
A Strict Weaver
A Gentle Explorer
A Satisfied Mechanic
A Compulsive Chicken Sexer
A Destructive Hotelier
A Serene Magician
An Unfriendly Sage
A Profound Swimmer
A Rejected Waiter
A Scrupulous Composer
A Graceless Barber
An Elegant Spy
An Escapist Construction Worker
An One-dimensional Chemist
A Reassured Mason
A Dedicated Beautician
A Subtle Bonecarver
A Jolly Florist
A Devious Archaeologist
A Cheerful Author
A False DJ
A Kind Chauffeur
An Honest Drug Dealer
A Bewildered Priest
An Amiable Shop Assistant
A Businesslike Zookeeper
An Apathetic Spy
A Well-read Park Ranger
A Selfish Editor
A Complaining Butler
A Scholarly Fortune-teller
An Insensitive Translator
A Dry Wizard
A Neurotic DJ
An Adventurous Electrician
A Caring Customs Officer
A Foolish Fraudster
A Hedonistic Technician
A Puritanical Author
An Impatient Taxi-driver
A Submissive Screenwriter
An Agonizing Candlemaker
A Generous Stonecutter
A Hearty Blacksmith
An Intrigued Bartender
A Sad Factory Worker
A Clean Choreographer
A Greedy Juggler
A Narcissistic Broker
A Vague Guru
A Scheming Veterinarian
A Romantic Dressmaker
An Unpleasant Swineherd
A Fanatical Soldier
A Rejected Biologist
A Fickle Executioner
An Obedient Police Officer
An Ashamed Surgeon
An Understanding Violinist
A Paralyzed Butcher
A Sweaty Pirate
A Benevolent Translator
A Faithless Fashion Designer
A Fashionable Jailer
An Insulting Paramedic
An Incapable DJ
A Fanatical Knight
An Earnest Security Guard
A Purposeful Librarian
An Ignorant Ventriloquist
A Nosy Impersonator
A Methodical Poet
A Wishful Shoemaker
An Absentminded Pharmacist
An Insecure Bonecarver
An Impractical Fraudster
An Amoral Politician
A Greedy Model
An Individualistic Terrorist
A Wealthy Sniper
A Provocative Zookeeper
A Superstitious Janitor
A High-spirited Barber
A Responsible Accountant
A Dejected Make-up Artist
A Mechanical Dentist
A Dynamic Musician
A Spirited Politician
A Content Receptionist
An Obsessive Shop Assistant
A Grieved Jailer
A Mature Sleuth
A Superficial Plumber
A Mournful Hairdresser
An Impulsive Pickpocket
A Guileless Torturer
A Nihilistic Sheriff
A Ritualistic Animal Trainer
A Bitter Barber
An Inhibited Teacher
An Aimless Hypnotist
A Demanding Chauffeur
An Obedient Air Traffic Controller
An Unstable Judge
A Resourceful Winemaker
A Unique Paramedic
A Vivacious Swineherd
A Humorous Shepherd
An Emotional Doctor
A Ritualistic Dictator
An Encouraged Bandit
An Independent Soldier
An Apathetic Clown
A Happy Fortune-teller
An Alert Teacher
A Thorough Busker
An Assertive Spelunker
A Busy Cook
An Irritable Spy
A Self-indulgent Cartoonist
A Charming Scientist
An Invulnerable Exterminator
A Groovy Court Jester
An Indifferent Webmaster
An Admirable Barista
An Important Nanny
A Sore Doctor
A Heroic Veterinarian
A Thorough Blacksmith
A Weak Gate-keeper
A Stylish Entrepreneur
A Fatigued Sleuth
An Artful Model
An Enraged Researcher
A Depressed Knight
A Callous Actor
A Noncommittal Burglar
An Anxious Clockmaker
A Wronged Historian
A Reassured Butcher
A Woeful Hairdresser
A Useless Lawyer
A Trembling Programmer
A Bored Police Officer
A Charming Lumberjack
A Frightened Real Estate Agent
A Cowardly Shepherd
A Serene Make-up Artist
An Odd Beggar
A Bewildered Spy
An Aggressive Record Producer
A Youthful Shaman
A Placid Coroner
A Personable Historian
A Disciplined Swordsmith
A Small-thinking Hypnotist
An Irresponsible Guru
A Hostile Plumber
An Indecisive Electrician
A Receptive Nurse
An Amiable Guard
A Possessive Magician
An One-dimensional Athlete
A Crude Sage
A Mannered Spelunker
A Solemn Impersonator
An Intense Assassin
A Moralistic Janitor
A Logical Trapper
An Uncaring Teacher
A Daring Lifeguard
An Attractive Hunter
An Antisocial Nurse
A Weary Mercenary
An Aloof Burglar
A Sweet Evangelist
An Amusing Plumber
An Appreciative Rabbi
A Lost Juggler
A Frugal Weaver
A Disgusting Webmaster
A Humorous Scientist
An Odd Diver
A Sly Torturer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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