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A Narrow-minded Translator
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A Thievish Barber
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An Ambitious Bishop
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A Ready Poet
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A Gleeful Engineer
A Pedantic Doctor
A Reflective Tattooist
A Sadistic Drug Dealer
A Cynical Plumber
A Dejected Burglar
A Sly Fashion Designer
A Logical Herald
A Physical Gladiator
A Conciliatory Director
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A Spirited Paleontologist
A Gleeful Composer
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A Modern Jeweler
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An Empathetic Archaeologist
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An Impractical Barber
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A Miserly Fisher
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A Charmless Tattooist
An Individualistic Coach
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A Trendy Physician
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An Obnoxious Wizard
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A Grand Security Guard
A Meddlesome Terrorist
A Gleeful Waiter
A Shaky Real Estate Agent
An Invisible Model
A Superstitious Chef
A Fraudulent Sleuth
An Impressionable Tax Collector
A Narrow-minded Air Traffic Controller
An Irritated Hotelier
An Unlucky Reporter
A Familial Geologist
A Mechanical Baker
A Secure Sniper
An Incorruptible Printer
An Inhibited Shepherd
A Protective Taxidermist
A Neat Priest
A Forgiving Explorer
An Elegant Interior Designer
An Offended Medic
An Amusing Courier
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