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A Ridiculous Shepherd
A Positive Poet
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A Protective Marine
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A Profound Barber
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A Melancholic Matador
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A Unique Game Show Host
A Thankful Dentist
An Observant Swimmer
A Pedantic Archaeologist
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A Haughty Salesperson
A Determined Innkeeper
A Wishful Receptionist
An Organized Soldier
A Clear-headed Paramedic
A Healthy Deputy
A Fascinated Detective
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An Opportunistic Bishop
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An Arrogant Guide
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An Objective Ninja
A Pugnacious Spin Doctor
A Solitary Pastor
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An Emotional Receptionist
A Miserable Air Traffic Controller
An Apathetic Swimming Coach
A Conventional Librarian
A Pretentious Dentist
An Inspired Factory Worker
A Hopeful Drug Dealer
A Prim Principal
A Mistaken Detective
A Fun-loving Courier
An Adventurous Jockey
An Unprincipled Graphic Artist
A Religious Criminal
A Hurt Barber
A Dynamic Captain
A Conscientious Locksmith
A Stiff Linguist
An Uncooperative Choreographer
A Dignified Mayor
A Vivacious Builder
A Purposeful Shaman
An Irritable Chief of Police
A Lucky Fashion Designer
A Confidential Bandit
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A Helpless Merchant
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An Overjoyed Librarian
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An Aloof Criminal
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An Intelligent Deputy
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A Dedicated Guard
A Perceptive Reporter
A Glad Nanny
A Well-rounded Police Officer
A Desolate Cook
A Dramatic Photographer
An Orderly Sleuth
A Possessive Clown
An Incapable Gravedigger
A Methodical Florist
A Guilty Hunter
A Quiet Editor
A Delighted Astronaut
An Inhibited Park Ranger
A Funny Zookeeper
A Grand Dentist
A Mystical Dictator
An Athletic Manicurist
A Modern Mortician
A Bland Composer
An Offhand Flight Attendant
A Conformist Musician
A Protective Librarian
A Sure Pilot
A Tormented Drummer
A Hefty Bricklayer
A Crazy Silversmith
A Woeful Beekeeper
A Complaining Truck Driver
A Sophisticated Gladiator
A Cross Fishmonger
A Boisterous Taxi-driver
A Rebellious Innkeeper
An Anxious Undertaker
A Personable Poet
A Well-meaning Sage
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A Frugal Shepherd
A Merry Oracle
A Witty Drug Dealer
An Abrasive Screenwriter
An Eager Evangelist
An Incensed Diver
A Liberated Busker
A Brutal Tax Collector
A Tenacious Photographer
A Progressive Coach
A Cynical Wizard
An Arbitrary Spy
An Irreligious Mechanic
An Outspoken Baker
A Brave Choreographer
A Stoic Interior Designer
A Narcissistic Magician
A Shy Cobbler
A Disinterested Record Producer
A Perfectionist Tattooist
A Disorganized Pilot
An Indifferent Bank Robber
A Hardy Jockey
A Lovely Customs Officer
An Impersonal Security Guard
A Worried Cab Driver
A Sore Air Traffic Controller
A Humorous Personal Trainer
A Tactless Fishmonger
An Unhealthy Trapper
A Repentant Barber
A Submissive Builder
A Trusting Reporter
A Dogmatic Thief
A Careless Beautician
A Dissatisfied Researcher
A Hopeful Servant
A Sorrowful Spy
An Arbitrary Watchmaker
A Principled Banker
A Fiery Lifeguard
A Sly Chef
A Scrupulous Pilot
An Extreme Veterinarian
A Lifeless Burglar
An Articulate Hairdresser
A Weird Spelunker
A Worked Up Greengrocer
A Modern Principal
A Melancholic Programmer
An Orderly Butcher
A Rejected Fortune-teller
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