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An Egocentric Poet
A Skillful Doctor
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A Fashionable Optometrist
A Conciliatory Illustrator
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A Cheating Butler
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An Extreme Sailor
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A Naive Bishop
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A Sloppy Translator
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A Complaining Sniper
A Cold Welder
An Ambitious Mobster
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A Merry Teacher
An Honest Fortune-teller
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An Observant Mathematician
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A High-handed Personal Trainer
A Solemn Politician
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A Hedonistic Librarian
A Grand Wizard
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A Dull Dancer
An Alone Pickpocket
A Shy Captain
A Fanatical Painter
An Unimaginative Doctor
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