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A Witty Barber
A Hidebound Captain
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A Self-sufficent Busker
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A Childish Ninja
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A Ticklish Hypnotist
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A Tasteful Soldier
A Circumspect Chief of Police
A Hardy Archaeologist
An Old Beggar
A Thievish Garbage Collector
An Adventurous Court Jester
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A Brittle Sheriff
A Tall Bodyguard
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A Responsive Doctor
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A Wary Scientist
A Cross Cosmonaut
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A Meticulous Innkeeper
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A Ruined Pawnbroker
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A Confused Air Traffic Controller
An Unlucky Artist
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A Captivating Shepherd
A Trustworthy Welder
A Discouraged Lumberjack
An Athletic Bank Robber
A High-minded Scout
An Effeminate Bandit
A Tense Lifeguard
An Encouraged Barista
A Dramatic Hunter
A Shy Sheepshearer
A Decent Cook
A Circumspect Shepherd
A Dry Brewer
An Unimaginative Gladiator
A Despairing Mobster
A Skeptical Undertaker
A Benevolent Magistrate
An Appreciative Shoemaker
A Miserable Optometrist
A Caring Ventriloquist
A Private Goatherd
An Original Bandit
An Egocentric DJ
A Neurotic Bartender
A Cowardly Cameraman
A Vulnerable Herbalist
A Driven Astronaut
A Mature Detective
A High-handed Knight
A Muddle-headed Philanthropist
A Regretful Nurse
An Unambitious Secretary
A Dogmatic Undertaker
A High-spirited Paleontologist
An Intolerant Salesperson
A Familial Cab Driver
A Pure Clerk
An Old Writer
A Boisterous Busker
An Impractical Lawyer
A High-minded Bandit
A Skinny Graphic Artist
A Proud Flight Attendant
An Empathetic Nurse
A Guileless Illustrator
A Tidy Bureaucrat
A Domineering Private Detective
An Honorable Poet
An Impudent Captain
A Sophisticated Electrician
A Thrilled Minister
An Incensed Sheepshearer
A Self-sufficent Bodyguard
A Responsible Cameraman
A Moralistic Hotelier
A Circumspect Teacher
An Intuitive Spy
An Energetic Butcher
A Boisterous Fishmonger
A Devious Author
A Ritualistic Scout
A Precise Physicist
A Daring Historian
An Extravagant Mercenary
A Flamboyant Archer
A Thorough Translator
A Thrilled Referee
An Unpatriotic Sage
A Discontented Clockmaker
A Cold Composer
An Abrupt Private Detective
A Humiliated Researcher
A Criminal Matador
A Steely Singer
A Colorful Historian
A Heroic Candlemaker
A Neat Nurse
An Apathetic Shop Assistant
A Tough Spelunker
A Stoic Professor
A Calculating Fraudster
A Focused Yak Herder
A Funky Beekeeper
A Tense Clerk
A Single-minded Hotelier
A Deep Guru
An Encouraged Flight Attendant
A Self-indulgent Lawyer
A Destructive Courier
An at Ease Medic
An Alert Lifeguard
A Confident Mason
An Impractical Shaman
A Sporting DJ
A Forgetful Security Guard
An Amused Zookeeper
A Bright Beautician
A Balanced Tax Collector
A Blissful Cobbler
An Original Professor
An Insensitive Hairdresser
An Astigmatic Farmer
A Mournful Physician
A Single-minded Monk
A Principled Bandit
A Neat Fortune-teller
A Sporting Ditch Digger
A Scheming Carpenter
An Alone Bricklayer
A Hearty Meteorologist
A Responsible Undertaker
A Perverse Philanthropist
A Bitter Ventriloquist
An Unhappy Manager
An Assertive Ambassador
A Repentant Clown
A Strong-willed Record Producer
A Desperate Security Guard
A Worried Hairdresser
A Dignified Artist
A Practical Physician
A Sedentary Police Officer
A Tall Miner
A Reflective Dictator
A Complacent Historian
A Tolerant Scout
An Abrupt Ornithologist
An Attractive Merchant
A Fanciful Exterminator
A Smiling Beautician
A Pugnacious Personal Trainer
A Possessive Surgeon
A Simple Beggar
A Whimsical Ventriloquist
An Uncaring Sleuth
A Bitter Librarian
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A Tortured Brewer
A Hostile Jockey
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A Lucky Monk
A Sanctimonious Burglar
A Timid Juggler
An Egocentric Writer
A Warm Bandit
A Bewildered Shepherd
A Maternal Security Guard
A Considerate Bank Robber
An Infuriated Lifeguard
An Extravagant Astronaut
A Gracious Cheesemaker
A Lying Builder
A Disappointed Sheriff
An Admirable Matador
An Earnest Marine
A Perceptive Messenger
A Stupefied Antique Dealer
A Fuming Zookeeper
A Detestable Undertaker
A Dominating Firefighter
An Incapable Miner
An Abrasive Burglar
A Boisterous Referee
An Extraordinary Mathematician
An Apathetic Hairdresser
A Genuine Park Ranger
An Amazed Record Producer
An Experimental Dentist
A Frisky Priest
A Wishful Chimney-sweep
A Hungry Surgeon
A Charming Drug Dealer
An Agreeable Baker
A Balanced Ornithologist
A Thrilled Veterinarian
A Fawning Firefighter
A Wealthy Builder
A Loyal Welder
A Superficial Soldier
A Popular Screenwriter
An Irrational Real Estate Agent
A Jolly Poet
A Hidebound Physician
A Restless Ambassador
An Ambitious Air Traffic Controller
An Ecstatic Cheesemaker
A Sulky Paleontologist
A Good-natured Mercenary
An Obvious Stonecutter
A Gullible Spy
An Open-minded Baker
A Greedy Astronaut
A Miserable Artist
An Experimental Magician
An Erratic Innkeeper
An Impractical Pharmacist
An Outspoken Pirate
A Crafty Farmer
A Predictable Hypnotist
An Easy Welder
A Snoopy Mercenary
A Conciliatory Pianist
A Fuming Nurse
A Creative Beggar
A Sure Florist
A Hungry Painter
A Fawning Swineherd
A Dedicated Linguist
A Disappointed Illustrator
A Dry Real Estate Agent
An Arbitrary Hunter
A Fatigued Shepherd
An Insightful Wizard
A High-handed Security Guard
An Effeminate Chauffeur
A Fascinated Impersonator
An Anxious Exotic Dancer
A Hopeful Technician
An Upset Police Officer
An Unprincipled Model
A Delicate Evangelist
A Grief Butcher
An Intuitive Surgeon
A Blissful Pilot
A Decadent Missionary
An Articulate Astronaut
A Reserved Chef
A Logical Cook
A Respectful Trapper
An Impersonal DJ
A Mournful Bodyguard
A Charmless Botanist
A Transparent Executioner
A Thankful Truck Driver
A Contradictory Monk
A Self-effacing Journalist
An Inspired Historian
An Offhand Sleuth
A Scholarly Clockmaker
An Unfathomable Innkeeper
A Rustic Translator
An Agonizing Clown
A Sexy Dictator
A Crying Mobster
A Profound Criminal
An Inoffensive Thief
A Wary Conductor
An Honest Spy
A Principled Spelunker
A Solemn Real Estate Agent
An Incapable Lawyer
A Mealymouthed Detective
An Infatuated Pawnbroker
An Inhibited Playwright
A Sophisticated Scientist
A Callous Bureaucrat
A Satisfied Pastor
A Sloppy Plumber
A Proud Shipwright
A Forgetful Pirate
A Complacent Diver
A Predictable Marshal
A Hungry Beekeeper
A Gentle Chief of Police
An Offensive Inventor
A Fatalistic Candlemaker
A Critical Detective
An Indecisive Greengrocer
A Repugnant Assassin
An Unfriendly Guru
A Criminal Author
A Sore Carpenter
A Driven Tattooist
An Old-fashioned Park Ranger
An Open-minded Lawyer
An Impulsive Archaeologist
A Vague Captain
An Irreligious Firefighter
A Fortunate Chef
A Frivolous Thief
A Formal Hunter
An Organized Doctor
A Solitary Beekeeper
A Suave Evangelist
A Kind Spy
A Mawkish Florist
An Embarrassed Ninja
An Offensive Matador
A Lucky Impersonator
A Tender Sniper
A Poor Real Estate Agent
An Opportunistic Veterinarian
A Bitter Rat Catcher
A Weary Sailor
A Clumsy Guitarist
An Offhand Nurse
A Sulky Illustrator
A Sensitive Magician
A Shaky Banker
A Hearty Printer
A Graceless Fashion Designer
An Extravagant Customs Officer
A Hostile Bodyguard
A Noncommittal Messenger
A Discreet DJ
A Curious Historian
A Sure Tax Collector
A Miserable Navigator
A Shortsighted Taxi-driver
A Threatened Photographer
A Reserved Paramedic
A Subtle Merchant
An Idiosyncratic Editor
A Demanding Physician
An Extravagant Stonecutter
A Disrespectful Air Traffic Controller
A Strict Beggar
A Gullible Imam
An Aggressive Engineer
A Calm Historian
A Prudent Lawyer
A Disorderly Criminal
An Overjoyed Stunt Double
A Reliable Beekeeper
An Abrupt Burglar
An Inert Botanist
A Pessimistic Tailor
An Agonized Explorer
An Uncertain Cartoonist
A Completely Normal Taxidermist
An Angry Matador
A Proud Translator
An Honest Yak Herder
A Weary Wizard
A Frightened Pickpocket
A Jolly Bishop
A Graceless Hypnotist
A Haughty Guitarist
A Cantakerous Model
A Sensual Interpreter
A Contemplative Magician
A Narrow-minded Shoemaker
A Secretive Veterinarian
A Gullible Doctor
A Reactionary Mechanic
A Discouraged Private Detective
A Helpful Dancer
A Glamorous Screenwriter
A Sulky Cartoonist
A Misguided Construction Worker
A Genuine Banker
An Amusing DJ
A Poor Butcher
A Humorous Firefighter
A Paranoid Plumber
A Stubborn Florist
An Idiosyncratic Busker
A Sporting Model
A Wise Guard
A Gloomy Wizard
A Useless Judge
A Liberal Painter
A Wary Actor
A Youthful Make-up Artist
A Delighted Ninja
A Mealymouthed Candlemaker
A Lazy Monk
A Laughing Shepherd
An at Ease Courier
A Humiliated Barber
A Flamboyant Priest
A Submissive Diver
An Incapable Model
A Comfortable Astronaut
A Sulky Torturer
A Devious Radiologist
An Unrestrained Explorer
A Neglectful Tax Collector
An Expedient Singer
A Conservative Game Show Host
An Imaginative Busker
An Unlovable Silversmith
A Passive Butcher
A Winning Graphic Artist
A Pleased Servant
A Freewheeling Juggler
A Prejudiced Psychiatrist
A Sweet Bank Robber
A Happy Guard
An Insightful Flight Attendant
A Meticulous Fisher
An Opportunistic Surgeon
A Groovy Tailor
A Mannered Fortune-teller
A Whimsical Jailer
A Busy Beggar
A Painstaking Detective
An Aimless Security Guard
A Naive Boatbuilder
A Crazy Clown
A Hostile Impersonator
An Eloquent Social Worker
An Authoritarian Mayor
A Comfortable Bartender
An Unbelieving Sniper
An Escapist Juggler
A Delighted Clockmaker
An Obsessive Barber
A Frugal Lumberjack
A Private Publisher
A Greedy Judge
A Gullible Weaver
A Superstitious Diplomat
An Uncertain Fashion Designer
A Reflective Doctor
An Injured Guard
An Extravagant Spy
An Ambitious Social Worker
A Deep Dancer
A Rowdy Waiter
An Ordinary Cartoonist
A Discourteous Saxophonist
A Tolerant Exotic Dancer
A Calculating Janitor
A Venomous Medic
An Insecure Manager
A Wise Court Jester
An Incorruptible Hypnotist
A Soft Gravedigger
A Procrastinating Assassin
A Focused Scientist
A Disgusting Hunter
A Sure Bank Robber
A Boisterous Chef
A Dutiful Ninja
A Willing Biologist
A Lucky Bartender
A Serene Senator
An Elegant Researcher
A Regimental Fortune-teller
A Disobedient Cameraman
A Mechanical Writer
A Pretentious Tax Collector
A Secretive Painter
A Rejected Playwright
A Conservative Fashion Designer
An Unambitious Chauffeur
A Guileless Matador
A Wealthy Ninja
A Poor Swineherd
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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