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An Indulgent Governor
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A Decent Explorer
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A Pure Shaman
An Innovative Cameraman
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A Casual Chief of Police
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A Confident Cook
A Conceited Ornithologist
A Healthy Interrogator
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A Liberated Barber
An Amazing Carpenter
A Serene Bureaucrat
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An Idiosyncratic Captain
A Big-thinking Police Officer
A Humble DJ
A Progressive Herbalist
A Witty Assassin
A Grieved Actor
An Authoritarian Silversmith
A Heroic Chemist
An Incensed Researcher
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A Disappointed Mayor
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A Stern Pianist
A Reflective Marine
A Discouraged Psychiatrist
A Silly Gondolier
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A Secure Chief of Police
An Artful Salesperson
A Festive Geologist
An Oppressed Director
A Rational Chicken Sexer
An Imaginative Publisher
A Guileless Shaman
A Ritualistic Captain
A Strong-willed Tattooist
A Devoted Choreographer
A Content Security Guard
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An Erratic Assassin
A Regretful Dogcatcher
A Charismatic Detective
A Terrible Surgeon
A Disturbing Librarian
A Suspicious Model
A Positive Sleuth
An Intent Pickpocket
An Alienated Miner
A Tenacious Bandit
A Frightened Waiter
An Extravagant Matador
A Serious Yodeler
An Ambitious Flight Attendant
An Unsentimental Sailor
A Confidential Scout
A Weak Painter
A Grim Mathematician
An Unsure Teacher
A Detestable Beekeeper
A Laughing Cheesemaker
A Crafty Receptionist
A Subtle Fashion Designer
A Dry Sniper
A Doubtful Wedding Planner
A Youthful Assassin
A Nosy Stonecutter
A Reliable Jailer
A Criminal Knight
An Unstable Hunter
A Festive DJ
A Brutal Cab Driver
An Incapable Director
A Driven Security Guard
A Scornful Waiter
An Irritated Pianist
A Tragic Magistrate
A Painstaking Pilot
A Questioning Scientist
An Unrestrained Bank Robber
A Dedicated Interpreter
An Understanding Writer
A Puritanical Shaman
A Mature Imam
A Stable Sleuth
A Modest Blacksmith
A Perfectionist Graphic Artist
A Disruptive Salesperson
A Scornful Security Guard
An Insensitive Chef
A Predictable Swordsmith
An Impulsive Dentist
An Eager Chauffeur
A Reassured Record Producer
A Frightened Ninja
A Weary Beautician
A Determined Scientist
A Lying Painter
A Liberated Nanny
A Puritanical Garbage Collector
A Miserable Thief
A Stubborn Butcher
An Extraordinary Stonecutter
A Paralyzed Lifeguard
A High-handed Criminal
A Sexy Blacksmith
A Big-thinking Hypnotist
A Discreet Interrogator
A Solitary Ventriloquist
An Inquisitive Beautician
A Principled Truck Driver
A Merry Court Jester
A Narcissistic Sheriff
A Single-minded Dressmaker
A Tasteless Stunt Double
A High-minded Make-up Artist
A Positive Bodyguard
A Laughing Peddlar
A Fortunate Police Officer
A Joyous Captain
A Moralistic Soldier
A Tense Cameraman
A Critical Physician
A Vacuous Illustrator
An Ignorant Gate-keeper
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A Disloyal Assassin
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A Cheating Wizard
A Pure Herald
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A Phlegmatic Minister
A Whimsical Criminal
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A Devious Shaman
An Eager Make-up Artist
An Observant Hairdresser
A Helpless Wedding Planner
A Passionate Professor
A Sharing Optometrist
An Intent Butler
An Eloquent Butcher
A Guilty Jailer
A Loving Choreographer
A Studious Salesperson
An Earthy Pharmacist
A Hesitant Ornithologist
A Hardy Pirate
A Perplexed Dressmaker
A Graceless Gladiator
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A Pure Ninja
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A Frightened Mobster
A Dishonest Hunter
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A Mannerless Shepherd
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A Steadfast Professor
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A Self-critical Dictator
A Considerate Scientist
A Morbid Chauffeur
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A Decadent Magistrate
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A High-minded Firefighter
A Fearful Busker
A Selfless Gravedigger
An Efficient Factory Worker
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An Excited Reporter
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A Passive Nurse
A Morbid Manager
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An Obsessive Judge
A Dutiful Air Traffic Controller
A Humble Ninja
A Cross Lighthouse-keeper
A Clean Messenger
A Regretful Poet
A Ticklish Clown
An Irreligious Guide
An Infuriated Physician
An Elated Veterinarian
A Magnanimous Screenwriter
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A Handsome Bishop
A Troublesome Tattooist
An Imaginative Dietician
A Confidential Hypnotist
A Charming Chef
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An Impressionable Cartoonist
A Profound Model
An Open-minded Sailor
A Resourceful Sheriff
An Uncertain Nurse
A Confused Navigator
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A Haughty DJ
A Nihilistic Veterinarian
A Guileless Pharmacist
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An Invisible Butcher
An Inspired Ninja
A Generous Peddlar
A Deep Spy
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An Elegant Builder
A Rowdy Librarian
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A Pure Fashion Designer
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A Petty Dogcatcher
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An Arbitrary Geologist
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A Nihilistic Doctor
An Apathetic Translator
A Steadfast Banker
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A Competitive Hypnotist
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A Spirited Blacksmith
A Miserable Manager
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An Amazed Priest
A Loving Salesperson
A Crass Pilot
A Superstitious Lifeguard
A Balanced Clown
A Liberal Bank Robber
A Secure Antique Dealer
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A Jolly Pianist
A Thrilled Juggler
A Mechanical Builder
A Bright Game Show Host
A Lovely Yak Herder
An Interested Lawyer
An Alone Writer
An Independent Air Traffic Controller
A Unique Messenger
A Patriotic Barber
A Generous Graphic Artist
A Romantic Chief of Police
A Prejudiced Guitarist
A Sadistic Cook
An Empty Judge
A Tragic Yodeler
A Frivolous Executioner
A Hypnotic Paramedic
A Self-indulgent Oracle
A Restrained Bank Robber
A Superstitious Bodyguard
An Abrasive Screenwriter
A Barbaric Librarian
A Hurt Mason
A Nonchalant Silversmith
A Grand Veterinarian
A Questioning Bricklayer
An Insulting Tattooist
An Astigmatic Bonecarver
A Noncompetitive Shoemaker
A Tidy Writer
A Competitive Impersonator
A Unique Biologist
A Sorrowful Interrogator
A Fortunate Sheepshearer
A Nihilistic Construction Worker
A Dejected Shepherd
An Inoffensive Security Guard
An Articulate Fisher
A Barbaric Sleuth
A Placid Waiter
A Debonair Carpenter
A Complaining Tattooist
An Objective Dictator
A Narrow-minded Wizard
A Mannerless Cartoonist
A Discourteous Poet
An Amused Senator
A Well-rounded Sheriff
A Dominating DJ
A Handsome Assassin
An Abrupt Lighthouse-keeper
An Irreligious Ninja
A Frightening Doctor
An Impulsive Monk
A Maternal Truck Driver
An Appalled Accountant
A Rowdy Greengrocer
A Tasteless Printer
An Inferior Farmer
A Charismatic Goatherd
A Sympathetic Peddlar
An Argumentative Architect
A Clean Taxidermist
An Upright Bandit
A Messy Cook
A Monstrous Cheesemaker
A Clear-headed Bonecarver
A Positive Manager
A Cold Sniper
A Blissful Interior Designer
A Resourceful Poet
A Repugnant Choreographer
A Decadent Firefighter
An Intent Assassin
A Mawkish Dictator
A Beautiful Cartoonist
An Ecstatic Servant
A Tender Farmer
An Insensitive Dressmaker
A Tragic Cook
A Crazy Drummer
A Daring Peddlar
An Offhand Wedding Planner
A Stoic Cameraman
A Dynamic Sniper
An Orderly Screenwriter
A Clean Ornithologist
An at Ease Impersonator
A Pathetic Missionary
A Guilty Brewer
A Businesslike Messenger
A Lovely Factory Worker
A Disciplined Clerk
A Charmless Sailor
An Outrageous Bodyguard
A Childish Psychiatrist
A Slow Game Show Host
A Mannerless Hairdresser
A Good-natured Herbalist
A Delicate Boatbuilder
A Tragic Soldier
An Individualistic Hotelier
A Sexy Lawyer
An Intolerant Silversmith
A Discourteous Governor
An Optimistic Drummer
A Hidebound Construction Worker
A Bright Deputy
An Easy Composer
An Empathetic Messenger
A Foolish Chauffeur
A Humiliated Editor
A Scared Personal Trainer
A Fixed Thief
A Bored Court Jester
A Sedentary Sculptor
A Familial Computer Programmer
A Dogmatic Interpreter
A Small-thinking Nanny
A Conceited Mathematician
A Tasteful Technician
A Winning Drummer
A Procrastinating Physician
A Critical Barista
A Crafty Criminal
A Dry Soldier
An Intelligent Entrepreneur
A Cheerful Fishmonger
A Progressive Florist
A Hard Working Priest
A Preoccupied Bodyguard
A Receptive Winemaker
An Easily Discouraged Hunter
An Egocentric Painter
A Well-rounded Zookeeper
A Brittle Construction Worker
An Agonizing Carpenter
A Protective Chicken Sexer
A Suave Ventriloquist
A Distracted Sniper
A Stylish Cartoonist
A Hardy Webmaster
An Annoyed Soldier
An Imaginative Fashion Designer
An Appalled Jockey
An Arrogant Truck Driver
A Sympathetic Bank Robber
A Modern Guard
An Engrossed Zookeeper
An Ecstatic Wizard
A Deceitful Mason
A Fatalistic Burglar
A Brutal Priest
A Jubilant Accountant
A Skinny Radiologist
A Pedantic Diver
A Predatory Peddlar
A Responsive Police Officer
A Fiery Artist
A Mannerless Banker
A Neutral Goldsmith
A Disruptive Scout
A Popular Guru
A Well-rounded Soldier
A Despicable Shop Assistant
A Hopeful Mayor
A Mealymouthed Sculptor
A Ready Spelunker
A Thorough Dancer
A Considerate Botanist
An Ambitious Spy
A Bland Artist
A Dishonest Firefighter
An Intelligent Biologist
A Tense Wizard
A Dominating Cartoonist
An Erratic Personal Trainer
An Amiable Hairdresser
An Uneasy Yak Herder
A Passive Nanny
An Objective Customs Officer
A Caring Playwright
An Opportunistic Technician
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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