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A Trusting Astronaut
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A Mournful Beautician
A Self-denying Coroner
A Perceptive Ornithologist
A Neurotic Cobbler
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An Unpredicatable Ninja
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A Confused Scientist
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A Sweet Editor
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A Frivolous Cheesemaker
A Humiliated Playwright
A Noncompetitive Student
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A Patriotic Librarian
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A Genuine DJ
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A Pleased Journalist
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An Old-fashioned Pawnbroker
An Incorruptible Mobster
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A Conservative Shepherd
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A Scornful Burglar
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A Sarcastic Banker
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A Bright Violinist
A Devious Scientist
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A Skinny Sailor
A Weak-willed Welder
A Dutiful Physicist
A Deceptive Guru
A Bored Rabbi
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An Energetic Geologist
A Discourteous Air Traffic Controller
A Fixed Chicken Sexer
A Sure Composer
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An Overjoyed Juggler
A Gracious Gladiator
An Invisible Spy
An Interested Garbage Collector
A Mature Publisher
An Insulting Fashion Designer
A Whimsical Librarian
A Businesslike Air Traffic Controller
An Uncooperative Printer
A Grim Screenwriter
An Exciting Comedian
A Nosy Teacher
A Concerned Paramedic
A Patient Playwright
An Unhealthy Magician
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An Invulnerable Firefighter
An Opportunistic Painter
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An Aimless Pirate
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An at Ease Butcher
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A Submissive Athlete
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An Apathetic Pianist
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A Bold Captain
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A Lucky Flight Attendant
A Humiliated Technician
A Willful Mechanic
A Poor Physicist
A Physical Personal Trainer
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An Agreeable Dietician
A Moralistic Swimming Coach
A Concerned Sound Technician
A Charismatic Printer
A Lustful Bartender
A Mealymouthed Governor
A Reverential Butcher
A Critical Customs Officer
An Infuriated Shepherd
A Decisive Mathematician
A Dull Accountant
A Generous Playwright
An Absentminded Captain
A Warm Doctor
A Forthright Gardener
A Reassured Chicken Sexer
A Vacuous Florist
A Rejected Matador
An Irritated Surgeon
A Businesslike Sleuth
A Tactless Swimmer
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A Humble Impersonator
A Fatalistic Bodyguard
An Escapist Plumber
An Amazed Inventor
A Balanced Pastor
A Warm Magician
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A Decent Butler
A Rebellious Judge
A Timid Chauffeur
A Vindictive Saxophonist
An Offended Air Traffic Controller
An Insensitive Construction Worker
A Purposeful Actor
A Miserable Waiter
An Upright Drummer
A Self-conscious Exterminator
A Funny Pawnbroker
An Educated Priest
An Unprincipled Goatherd
An Offensive Director
An Angry Dentist
A Restless Welder
A Dramatic Manager
A Stoic Barber
An Easy Spy
An Ashamed Optometrist
A Punctual Carpenter
A Ritualistic Sniper
A Protective Pilot
A Sloppy Artist
A Lying Executioner
A Resentful Playwright
An Ugly Lawyer
An Energetic Salesperson
An Outspoken Ornithologist
A Bitter Chef
A Mawkish Busker
An Impressionable Engineer
A Dignified Waiter
A Nihilistic Wizard
A Gloomy Translator
A Scrupulous Mobster
A Reverential Jailer
A Frustrated Plumber
An Opinionated Farmer
An Offended Ninja
A Foolish Gladiator
A Power-hungry Senator
A Frisky Chief of Police
A Hardworking Shepherd
A Considerate Ditch Digger
A Worried Stonecutter
An Insightful Knight
A Sedentary Doctor
A Neglectful Carver
A Punctual Bodyguard
A Whimsical Marshal
A Deep Imam
A Lovely Paleontologist
A Timid Butler
A Mechanical Deputy
A Physical Sniper
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