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A Creative Monk
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An Artificial Fortune-teller
A Precise Matador
An Insincere Photographer
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A Friendly Evangelist
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A False Impersonator
A Modest Bartender
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A Formal Pirate
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An Open-minded Wizard
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A Willing Mason
An Unlovable Magician
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A Physical Air Traffic Controller
A Deep Silversmith
A Responsive Tattooist
A Narcissistic Garbage Collector
A Rustic Cheesemaker
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A Desolate Archaeologist
A Maternal Carver
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An Annoyed Record Producer
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A Passive Jeweler
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A Crying Guide
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A Liberal Plumber
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A Familial Violinist
A Critical Referee
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A Realistic Dancer
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A Clean Chef
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An Ugly Spy
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A Relaxed Composer
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A Contemplative Architect
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A Sure Assassin
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A Grand Painter
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A Dirty Barber
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A Vivacious Pastor
A Crying Poet
An Obedient Pilot
A Resourceful Singer
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An Appalled Pawnbroker
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A Beautiful Shepherd
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An Uneasy Mayor
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A Tormented Drummer
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A Businesslike Dressmaker
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An Important Psychiatrist
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An Honorable Gardener
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A Freewheeling Real Estate Agent
A Treacherous Matador
An Uncertain Archer
A Disrespectful Carpenter
A Petty Construction Worker
A Confidential Diplomat
A Dramatic Make-up Artist
A Fortunate Lifeguard
A Reflective Lighthouse-keeper
An Amazed Guru
A Poor Dogcatcher
A Gracious Burglar
A Fickle Bank Robber
A Cruel Interior Designer
A Disturbing Psychiatrist
A Religious Evangelist
A Contemptible Air Traffic Controller
A False Pawnbroker
A Shaky Hunter
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A Sly Exterminator
A Cross Taxidermist
A Spontaneous DJ
A Trendy Sculptor
A Passive Politician
An Egocentric Chef
An Unhappy Hypnotist
A Festive Navigator
A Contemplative Salesperson
An Irresponsible Clockmaker
A Captivating Explorer
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A Lovable Gardener
A Neurotic Composer
A Friendly Blacksmith
A Cerebral Beekeeper
An Understanding Taxi-driver
A Peaceful Shoemaker
A Dissatisfied Paramedic
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An Extravagant Editor
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A Disturbing Chemist
A Brave Nanny
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A Lying Actor
An Uneasy Pirate
A Personable Hairdresser
An Ignorant Governor
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An Upright Clown
A Tortured Cab Driver
An Airy Innkeeper
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A Sorrowful Gravedigger
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A False Pilot
An Organized Blacksmith
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A Focused Dogcatcher
A Tragic Secretary
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A Messy Locksmith
A Fortunate Archer
A Confident Marshal
A Humorous Merchant
A Small-thinking Plumber
A Lovable Game Show Host
A Content Chemist
A Conscientious Pickpocket
An Inhibited Dressmaker
A Folksy Psychiatrist
A Formal Professor
A Reverential Construction Worker
A Sporting Private Detective
A Disconcerting Comedian
A Humble Butler
A Tearful Coroner
A Stubborn Silversmith
An Innovative Translator
A Conformist Tailor
A Mellow Astronaut
A Shortsighted Pastor
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A Resourceful Clown
A Festive Architect
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A Clean Sound Technician
A Crude Explorer
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A Fortunate Mathematician
An Angry Pilot
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An Elated Imam
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A Ready Ventriloquist
An Ecstatic Factory Worker
A Money-minded Gravedigger
A Neutral Sheriff
An Argumentative Bandit
A Smiling Wedding Planner
An One-dimensional Mobster
A Cruel Welder
A Discourteous Locksmith
A Crazy Comedian
A Formal Lawyer
A Domineering Jeweler
A Pleased Thief
A Tactless Cobbler
An Obsessive Sailor
An Indignant Clown
A Sure Dentist
A Paternalistic Florist
A Courteous Author
A Stiff Executioner
A Forgiving Mathematician
A Distrustful Air Traffic Controller
A Scornful Ninja
A Generous Firefighter
An Unpredicatable Cartoonist
A Perplexed Police Officer
A Reliable Hunter
A Fun-loving Secretary
A Self-denying Flight Attendant
A Responsible Manicurist
A Delighted Impersonator
A Scrupulous Ventriloquist
A Discontented Sage
A Gleeful Dictator
A Silly Torturer
A Healthy Carpenter
An Interested Court Jester
A Dull Chemist
A Conformist Janitor
An Energetic Composer
An Affectionate Interrogator
A Dramatic Shepherd
A Free and Easy Mechanic
A Melancholic Pianist
A Guileless Bricklayer
An Intrigued Ornithologist
A Steely Referee
A Ravenous Guru
An Excited Security Guard
A Smiling Archer
A Contemptible Zookeeper
A Winning Wizard
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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