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A Casual Hotelier
A Complacent Explorer
A Guilty Chief of Police
An Inflamed Wizard
A Miserly Cook
A Conformist Archaeologist
An Antisocial Juggler
An Understanding Zookeeper
An Egocentric Photographer
A Self-indulgent Farmer
A Nosy Plumber
A Gentle Senator
A Gracious Chef
A Busy Bank Robber
A Conservative Engineer
A Dignified Exotic Dancer
A Delicate Magician
A Destructive Sound Technician
A Crying Pawnbroker
A Devious Mortician
A Fuming Scientist
A Ruined Geologist
An Old-fashioned Criminal
A Receptive Jockey
An Earthy Marine
A Procrastinating Teacher
A Daring Barber
An Ecstatic Model
A Reliable Paramedic
An Uneasy Bank Robber
A Nervous Ambassador
A Tolerant Secretary
A Spontaneous Deputy
A Cold Taxi-driver
A Flexible Thief
A Fatigued Captain
An Honorable Chemist
A Messy Animal Trainer
A Noncompetitive Priest
A Venomous Matador
A Fashionable Executioner
A Miserable Police Officer
A Distracted Janitor
A Phlegmatic Shipwright
A Dry Sage
A Subtle Bodyguard
A Willing Pirate
A Wealthy Guitarist
A Mystical Real Estate Agent
A Mannerless Teacher
A Lying Bartender
An Aloof Radiologist
A Disgusting Dictator
An Indifferent Gravedigger
An Irritated Geologist
A Methodical Pilot
A Hopeful Priest
A Dutiful Builder
A Courageous Diver
A Hardy Tailor
An Annoyed Sniper
A Sophisticated Archer
An Astigmatic Greengrocer
A Stiff Receptionist
A Wishful Animal Trainer
A Hostile Guru
A Fortunate Teacher
A Gleeful Goldsmith
A Clever Interrogator
A Cautious Beggar
A Detestable Mobster
A Rustic Dentist
A Devious Construction Worker
A Blunt Coach
A Narrow-minded Taxidermist
A Complacent Taxi-driver
A Mature Executioner
A Stern Actor
A Principled Tattooist
A Satisfied Spy
A Lousy Ornithologist
An Alone Tax Collector
A Dependent Illustrator
A High-minded Lawyer
A Creative Guitarist
A Disorderly Burglar
A Sensual Photographer
A Closed off Antique Dealer
A Grim Scientist
A Perverse Social Worker
An Articulate Gate-keeper
A Crazy Cobbler
A Skinny Impersonator
A Dissatisfied Governor
A Liberal DJ
An Individualistic Undertaker
A Sanctimonious Cameraman
An Intent Baker
A Passionate Burglar
A Ruined Printer
A Short Athlete
A Sulky Dentist
An Overjoyed Model
A Perplexed Captain
A Meddlesome Surgeon
A Methodical Bodyguard
A Happy Professor
A Tragic Barber
A Groovy Fortune-teller
A Reassured Torturer
A Wary DJ
An Idiosyncratic Gladiator
A Ticklish Student
A Narrow-minded Detective
An Observant Clown
A Nihilistic Sculptor
A Sarcastic Juggler
A Hateful Exterminator
A Pedantic Spin Doctor
A Repugnant Waiter
A Mannerless Baker
A Steady Florist
A Popular Terrorist
An Energetic Mortician
A Fortunate Bonecarver
A Sad Swordsmith
An Oppressed Comedian
An One-dimensional Detective
A Graceless Monk
An Intense Sniper
An Articulate Veterinarian
A Principled Playwright
An Incorruptible Herbalist
A Woeful Dogcatcher
A Threatened Minister
A Spontaneous Butler
A Chummy Missionary
A Faithless Ditch Digger
A Despairing Taxidermist
A Submissive Cook
An Insulting Chimney-sweep
A Willful Bodyguard
A Stiff Security Guard
A Surprised Hunter
A Quaking Spy
A Vivacious Professor
An Impressive Air Traffic Controller
A Liberated Butcher
A Blunt Graphic Artist
An Uncaring Clockmaker
A Content Surgeon
A Lazy Hypnotist
A Distracted Technician
A Methodical Factory Worker
An Impractical Beggar
A Tormented Judge
An Admirable Game Show Host
A Stubborn Violinist
An Adventurous Drug Dealer
A Scholarly Entrepreneur
An Old Exterminator
An Amazed Tax Collector
A Tearful Mathematician
A Liberal Choreographer
An Incorruptible Fortune-teller
A Selfish Bricklayer
A Benevolent Construction Worker
A Slow Police Officer
A Freethinking Chauffeur
A Witty Truck Driver
A Simple Yodeler
A Difficult Inventor
A Rustic Ventriloquist
A Devious Navigator
A Conservative Yak Herder
A Handsome Lumberjack
A Neat Mayor
A Phlegmatic Fashion Designer
A Dry Beekeeper
A Vulnerable Librarian
An Unbelieving Air Traffic Controller
An Uncaring Shepherd
A Heroic Impersonator
A Malicious Composer
An Indifferent Photographer
An Oppressed Swordsmith
A Pathetic Chef
An Unlucky Hotelier
An Observant Dogcatcher
An Excitable Chimney-sweep
A Closed off Pilot
An Uncharitable Butler
A Delighted Navigator
A Narrow-minded Pirate
A Childish Personal Trainer
A Tough Knight
A Studious Wedding Planner
A Stupefied Shop Assistant
A Young Welder
An Ashamed Cook
A Predatory Dictator
An Impractical Gravedigger
A Predictable Terrorist
A Hypnotic DJ
A Dissatisfied Coroner
An Unrestrained Clerk
A Closed off Servant
A Spontaneous Taxidermist
An Erratic Sniper
An Obedient Researcher
A Discreet Bureaucrat
A Perceptive Security Guard
A Youthful Butcher
A Serious Nanny
A Wary Juggler
A Precise Pirate
A Hedonistic Cheesemaker
A Sore Guard
A Clear-headed Librarian
A Practical Teacher
A Balanced Cab Driver
A Softheaded Zookeeper
A Funny DJ
A Malicious Hypnotist
An Inhibited Pianist
A Pugnacious Doctor
A Ravenous Detective
A Self-sufficent Computer Programmer
A Mistaken Cartoonist
A Tenacious Goatherd
A Content Gravedigger
A Procrastinating Technician
A Dry Meteorologist
A Charmless Dogcatcher
A Modern Gate-keeper
An Uncooperative Zookeeper
A Crude Actor
A Generous Publisher
A Groovy Cook
A Moralistic Priest
A Stern Miner
An Appalled Scout
A Fashionable Carver
A Difficult Construction Worker
A Bizarre Sniper
A Punctual Athlete
An Uncomplaining Lumberjack
A Delicate Linguist
A Benevolent Waiter
A Disturbing Game Show Host
An Eager Terrorist
A Precise Bandit
A Gloomy Crook
A Gleeful Winemaker
A Stubborn Florist
A Misguided Shaman
A Sympathetic Doctor
A Surprising Jeweler
A Boisterous Tattooist
A Pessimistic Scientist
A Fun-loving Saxophonist
An Aimless Composer
A Contradictory Bodyguard
A Pugnacious Barber
An Intolerant Model
A Monstrous Cosmonaut
A Peaceful Stunt Double
A Trembling Optometrist
A Useless Radiologist
A Cerebral Flight Attendant
An Inhibited Executioner
An Offensive Historian
A Hesitant Judge
A Disruptive Sleuth
A Distrustful Silversmith
A Sentimental Artist
A Sweaty Hunter
An Expedient Scout
A Cooperative Dictator
A Poor Medic
A Steady Diver
An Organized Captain
An Earnest Mortician
A Haughty DJ
A Muddle-headed Builder
A Pleased Gate-keeper
A Difficult Spy
An Alert Ninja
A Closed off Criminal
A Soft Doctor
An Irritated Wizard
A Groovy Beautician
A Thievish Court Jester
A Disruptive Translator
An Unrestrained Servant
A Sulky DJ
A Frugal Reporter
A Vivacious Lumberjack
A Crude Assassin
A Mature Surgeon
A Possessive Private Detective
An Eloquent Sculptor
A Receptive Researcher
A Lonely Veterinarian
An Athletic Chef
A Disloyal Wizard
A Disinterested Teacher
A Perceptive Ninja
An Injured Singer
A Cold Optometrist
An Appalled Matador
A Treacherous Tax Collector
A Tall Watchmaker
A Neglectful Flight Attendant
An Inoffensive Printer
An Obnoxious Exterminator
A Formal Fashion Designer
An Extraordinary Architect
A Perplexed Security Guard
A Laughing Undertaker
A Steely Violinist
A Friendly Tailor
A Sober Burglar
A Lost Pilot
A Fatalistic Cartoonist
A Self-indulgent Swineherd
A Solemn Shipwright
A Cheating Fisher
An Intense Terrorist
A Vague Miner
A Contemplative Scout
An Offended Cheesemaker
An Insincere Technician
A Self-effacing Singer
A Calm Rat Catcher
A Neat Sound Technician
A Sympathetic Private Detective
An Uncertain Saxophonist
An Amazed Illustrator
A Criminal Gondolier
A Despairing Conductor
A Terrified Poet
A Colorful Entrepreneur
An Unappreciative Stonecutter
An Aggressive Paleontologist
A Barbaric Librarian
A Sharing Baker
An Incensed Gardener
A Hardy Screenwriter
A Mawkish Lighthouse-keeper
A Wonderful Minister
A Foolish Banker
A Bright Director
A Tenacious Customs Officer
A Deep Court Jester
A Zany Assassin
A Progressive Diplomat
A Bold Sage
An Articulate Lifeguard
A Quirky Biologist
An Unlucky Truck Driver
An Inflamed Executioner
A Solemn Beggar
A Courageous Physician
An Intuitive Shepherd
An Outrageous Lumberjack
A Confused Firefighter
A Realistic Dentist
A Trendy Chemist
A Pedantic Gravedigger
An Optimistic Sage
A Fraudulent Swimming Coach
A Hungry Sniper
An Honest Court Jester
A Trusting Cook
A Wary Hunter
An Insecure Pirate
A Mournful Tax Collector
A Complex Pawnbroker
A Completely Normal Detective
An at Ease Bandit
A Meticulous Model
A Panicked Architect
A Contemptible Pilot
A Gleeful Navigator
A Vulnerable Beggar
An Intrigued Shoemaker
A Skeptical Surgeon
A Competitive Bartender
A Presumptuous Executioner
A Sedentary Receptionist
A Disinterested Astronaut
A Procrastinating Explorer
A Sorrowful Park Ranger
A Meddlesome Cameraman
A Happy Mobster
A Hard Working Personal Trainer
A Provoked Guard
A High-handed Sage
An Indecisive Crook
A Neutral Beggar
A Victimized Florist
A Possessive Archer
A Religious Model
A Moody Taxi-driver
A Guileless Physician
A Puritanical Exterminator
A Gleeful Fishmonger
An Impractical Scout
An Athletic DJ
A Sporting Marine
A Jubilant Shaman
A Thankful Terrorist
An Unstable Bandit
An Offhand Welder
A Scheming Thief
A Bright Cosmonaut
An Abrupt Hunter
A Studious Singer
A Trusting Screenwriter
A Vulnerable Artist
A Mealymouthed Physicist
A Prim Coach
A Questioning Model
An Outrageous Referee
A Funny Cheesemaker
A Scheming Game Show Host
A Determined Hairdresser
A Folksy Mechanic
A Trustworthy Bureaucrat
A Noncommittal Priest
A Realistic Burglar
A Gullible Private Detective
A Dejected Matador
A Compulsive Radiologist
A Flexible Chef
A Vindictive Athlete
A Fearful Lawyer
A Repentant Fashion Designer
A Domineering Archer
A Crafty Yak Herder
An Alienated Magician
A Suspicious Knight
A Presumptuous Shipwright
A Trusting Spy
A Tall Air Traffic Controller
A Restrained Rabbi
An Insensitive Chef
A Deceptive Screenwriter
An Indignant Marshal
An Indifferent Park Ranger
An Escapist Boatbuilder
An Empathetic Saxophonist
A Puritanical Weaver
An Airy Composer
A Predatory Private Detective
A Reliable Shepherd
An Unpleasant Juggler
A Hedonistic Customs Officer
A Power-hungry Screenwriter
An Assertive Gladiator
An Imaginative Coach
A Peaceful Butler
A Sly Janitor
A Mechanical Cameraman
A Mellow Teacher
A Barbaric Medic
An Earnest Librarian
A Smiling Entertainer
A Deceptive Radiologist
A Subjective Gondolier
A Perplexed Florist
A Charismatic Hotelier
A Useless Weaver
An Ugly Sailor
A Progressive Air Traffic Controller
A Brave Guard
An Idealistic Shepherd
A Monstrous Physicist
A Crazy Astronaut
A Compassionate Construction Worker
A Forthright Fortune-teller
A Crude Teacher
An Irreverent Dancer
An Experimental Webmaster
A Hardworking Jockey
A Puritanical Fashion Designer
A Resentful Technician
A Contradictory Zookeeper
An Idiosyncratic Beekeeper
A Festive Gardener
A Panicked Bishop
An Intuitive Musician
A Fortunate Matador
A Brittle Magician
A Decisive Spin Doctor
A Keen Rabbi
A Merry Exterminator
A Logical Fashion Designer
A Caring Waiter
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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