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A Private Shepherd
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A Scared Bishop
A Unique Paramedic
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A Poor Boatbuilder
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A Mealymouthed Fashion Designer
A Selfish Pilot
A Dreamy Guitarist
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A Malicious Judge
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An Open-minded Photographer
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A Studious Guide
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A Frustrated Tailor
A Selfish Chemist
A Crazy Teacher
A Ridiculous Lawyer
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A Predatory Secretary
A Worried DJ
A Forceful Pirate
A Mature Wizard
A Terrified Composer
A Clear-headed Shop Assistant
A Bewildered Reporter
An Amusing Terrorist
A Merry Bishop
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A Faithful Pianist
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A High-minded Illustrator
An Inhibited Ditch Digger
A High-handed Gardener
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A Festive Merchant
A Groovy Yodeler
A Bewildered Hunter
A Pugnacious Paramedic
A Confident Exotic Dancer
A Humble Drummer
A Loving Manager
A Crafty Firefighter
An Arrogant Air Traffic Controller
A Hedonistic Construction Worker
An Abrasive Lifeguard
A Gallant Explorer
A Stern Marshal
An Ecstatic Dentist
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A Coarse Wizard
An Ordinary Taxi-driver
An Inquisitive Teacher
A Rustic Cobbler
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A Callous Screenwriter
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A Dry Pirate
A Wronged Biologist
A Driven Beautician
A Funny Pilot
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An Unimaginative Butler
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A Forthright Saxophonist
A Self-indulgent Sage
A Woeful Burglar
An Old-fashioned Librarian
A Guilty Mortician
An Encouraged Deputy
A Chummy Matador
A Pathetic Jailer
A Disloyal Farmer
A Devious Translator
A Self-conscious Butler
A Funky Miner
A Disorganized Composer
A Clear-headed Botanist
A Sore Spy
A Glad Cameraman
A Treacherous Shop Assistant
A Maternal Record Producer
A Tragic Monk
An Unsure Guitarist
A Cantakerous Percussionist
A Considerate Court Jester
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An Offended Surgeon
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A Vague Knight
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A Dirty Editor
A Protective Veterinarian
An Unfathomable Goldsmith
An Insightful Fashion Designer
A Thorough Farmer
An Obvious Athlete
A Solemn Screenwriter
A Quiet Receptionist
A Joyous Builder
An Intelligent Referee
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A Powerless Shaman
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A Mistaken Knight
A Positive Tattooist
A Preoccupied Director
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An Argumentative Athlete
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A Thievish Air Traffic Controller
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A Rebellious Poet
A Thorough Ditch Digger
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A Rejected Librarian
A Loyal Florist
An Unstable Personal Trainer
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A Content Private Detective
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A Critical Guide
A Skillful Construction Worker
A Barbaric Lifeguard
A Certain Trapper
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A Disturbing Beekeeper
An Elated Taxi-driver
A Callous Dentist
A Doubtful Flight Attendant
An Inquisitive Medic
A Spontaneous Drummer
A Dedicated Violinist
A Jolly Wedding Planner
An Amused Nurse
A Disgusting Detective
A Secure Surgeon
A Flamboyant Diver
A Wise Minister
A Dejected Paramedic
An Ignorant Taxi-driver
A Creative Builder
A Predatory Exterminator
A Strong Bureaucrat
An Aggressive Nanny
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An Uncooperative Choreographer
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A Stern Captain
An Individualistic Tailor
A Content Bandit
A Maternal Undertaker
An Unsure Detective
A Patriotic Dancer
An Ordinary Rat Catcher
A Healthy Gladiator
A Passionate Mayor
A Weak-willed Veterinarian
A Shortsighted Librarian
A Mannered Matador
A Debonair Shepherd
A Submissive Tailor
An Indignant Herald
An Unappreciative Guitarist
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A Snoopy Jockey
A Soft Builder
A Clever Teacher
A Merry Deputy
An Idealistic Chief of Police
An Offended Criminal
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A Sensual Soldier
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A Ridiculous Blacksmith
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A Powerless Botanist
A Perceptive Dietician
A Barbaric Priest
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A Crude Composer
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A Scornful Tax Collector
A False Plumber
A Flexible Violinist
A Trustworthy Air Traffic Controller
A Critical Minister
An Arrogant Banker
A Weary Electrician
A Young Cameraman
An Alienated Dictator
A Weak-willed Tattooist
A Serious Police Officer
A Helpful Trapper
A Humble Matador
A Repressed Social Worker
A Cantakerous Journalist
A Brittle Veterinarian
A Preoccupied Dentist
A Noncommittal Butler
A Quaking Court Jester
A Glad Reporter
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An Important Crook
A Dull Accountant
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An at Ease Bishop
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A Dependent Priest
An Unsure Welder
An Empty Tax Collector
An Indifferent Model
A Strong Choreographer
An Indecisive Magistrate
A Progressive Yak Herder
A Nihilistic Professor
An Aloof Bodyguard
A Dignified Meteorologist
An Outspoken Athlete
A Reverential Tailor
A Thoughtless Waiter
A Threatened Chef
A Persuasive Cartoonist
An Excitable Veterinarian
A Tragic Plumber
A Contemplative Secretary
A Solemn Swimming Coach
A Crude Senator
A Happy Pilot
A Perverse Surgeon
An Ignorant Beekeeper
A High-spirited Rat Catcher
A Disruptive Mortician
A Touchy Court Jester
A Conventional Sound Technician
A Reserved Doctor
A False Mobster
A Fatalistic Busker
A Sorrowful Drug Dealer
A Lovely Chief of Police
A Dry Barista
A Bizarre Salesperson
A Cheating Spy
A Weak-willed Yodeler
A Mistaken Juggler
An Unbelieving Scientist
A Shortsighted Nanny
An Agonizing Police Officer
A Responsible Butcher
A Glad Undertaker
A Frugal Fishmonger
An Incorruptible Bureaucrat
An Upright Shepherd
An Assertive Professor
A Sympathetic Interior Designer
A Certain Sniper
A Trembling Writer
A Mystical Fisher
An Irresponsible Pickpocket
A Reserved Nanny
A Bold Personal Trainer
A Terrified Taxidermist
A Surprised Actor
A Mature Plumber
An Alienated Guard
An Airy Judge
An Obsessive Rat Catcher
An Extravagant Comedian
An Envious Cheesemaker
An Irrational Jockey
A Humiliated Photographer
A Laughing Programmer
A Superficial Dogcatcher
A Sophisticated Screenwriter
A Deceptive Choreographer
A Considerate Barber
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A Hostile Chemist
A Passive Dictator
A Barbaric Artist
A Helpless Yodeler
A Quirky Detective
A Dependent Wizard
A Deep Coach
An Authoritarian Astronaut
A Ritualistic Busker
An Outrageous Pirate
A Mature Tax Collector
An Impudent Chief of Police
A Worried Captain
A Thankful Construction Worker
A Playful Nanny
An Encouraged Librarian
A Rowdy Make-up Artist
An Easy Shoemaker
A Hateful Cobbler
An Ecstatic Goldsmith
A Bland Miner
An Impulsive Veterinarian
A Provocative Guru
An Open-minded Entertainer
A Demanding Doctor
A Bewildered Baker
A Responsive Gravedigger
A Sympathetic Archaeologist
A Mature Dancer
A Maternal Detective
An Excited Mechanic
A Scholarly Silversmith
A Sordid Poet
A Decisive Sleuth
An Odd Barber
A Studious Reporter
A Gleeful Gladiator
A Woeful Marine
An Assertive Cameraman
A Clumsy Plumber
A Kind Game Show Host
An Easy Electrician
A Hedonistic Shoemaker
A Resentful Watchmaker
An Athletic Firefighter
A Handsome Cab Driver
A Ritualistic Undertaker
A Troublesome Sound Technician
A Poor Salesperson
A Clever Drug Dealer
An Abrupt Percussionist
A Humorous Guard
A Helpless Illustrator
A Cantakerous Astronaut
A Brilliant Janitor
A Liberal Ventriloquist
A Progressive Painter
A Self-effacing Merchant
A Sedentary Sheriff
A Glamorous DJ
A Reflective Construction Worker
A Repentant Gravedigger
A Lost Thief
A Sordid Assassin
An Earnest Percussionist
A Liberated Welder
A Willful Ornithologist
An Unfriendly Sniper
A Perfectionist Hunter
A Clumsy Pastor
An Old-fashioned Knight
A Discreet Gate-keeper
A Bland Hairdresser
A Prudent Mobster
A Disruptive Zookeeper
A Competitive Geologist
An Incapable Veterinarian
A High-spirited Swineherd
A Conventional Cameraman
An Upright Photographer
A Thorough Sheriff
An Enraged Chauffeur
A Grand Architect
A Disloyal Sailor
A Conciliatory Composer
An Unsentimental Terrorist
A Frightening Pirate
A Superstitious Nurse
A Superficial Spy
A Wary Assassin
A Sporting Captain
A Certain Court Jester
An Unimaginative Sleuth
A Proud Bodyguard
A Content Cameraman
A Healthy Undertaker
A Kind Banker
A Willing Dictator
A Self-effacing Marshal
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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