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A Lifeless Social Worker
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A Timid Guru
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A Possessive Bank Robber
An Honest Antique Dealer
A Bizarre Spy
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A Skinny Diplomat
An Admirable Astronaut
A Chummy Optometrist
A Shortsighted Guitarist
An Enthusiastic Guard
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A Serious Baker
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A Careless Gladiator
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An Eager Burglar
A Bright Shaman
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An Intuitive Bank Robber
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A Fatalistic Yodeler
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A Confidential Reporter
A Devoted Builder
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A Romantic Beautician
A Circumspect Terrorist
An Overjoyed Torturer
A Moody Judge
A Superficial Hunter
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A Suave Governor
A Pleased Mercenary
A Desperate Pawnbroker
A Sophisticated Fortune-teller
A Prejudiced Miner
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An Interested Gardener
An Unfriendly Air Traffic Controller
A Fatigued Gondolier
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A Secretive Police Officer
An Obedient Terrorist
A Gullible Swimming Coach
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An Irresponsible Locksmith
A Resourceful Doctor
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A Grand Juggler
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A Cute Webmaster
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An Agonized Tax Collector
An Honorable Guard
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A Crass Translator
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A Trembling Bandit
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A Popular Archer
A Cultured Psychiatrist
A Sad Plumber
A Positive Magistrate
A Presumptuous Fraudster
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A Rowdy Construction Worker
A Logical Writer
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An Invisible Beautician
A Reliable Chemist
A Confidential Chief of Police
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A Restrained Screenwriter
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A Hateful Sleuth
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An Argumentative Bandit
A Genuine Shipwright
A Neurotic Cameraman
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A Distressed Sailor
A Fashionable Politician
An Easily Discouraged Chef
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A Tragic Archaeologist
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A Sordid Playwright
A Destructive Juggler
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A Transparent Chemist
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An Individualistic Manicurist
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A Freewheeling Optometrist
A Willing Archer
An Unhealthy Sleuth
A Hardworking Teacher
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A Strong Historian
An Amazing Mercenary
An Extraordinary Social Worker
A Hungry Antique Dealer
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A Grief Nanny
An Organized Shipwright
A Secure Cartoonist
A Mechanical Philanthropist
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A Methodical Taxidermist
A Nervous Drummer
A Mannered Cobbler
A Funky Barista
A Naive Cheesemaker
A Sordid Builder
A Criminal Bureaucrat
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An Agreeable Wedding Planner
A Wronged Fraudster
A Noncompetitive Chef
A Disturbing Antique Dealer
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A Modern Rabbi
A Chummy Winemaker
A Flamboyant Factory Worker
A Reassured Swordsmith
A Threatened Dancer
A Friendly Fashion Designer
A Sordid Botanist
A Fortunate Air Traffic Controller
A Conformist Swimmer
A Folksy Professor
A Rebellious Webmaster
A Logical Dogcatcher
A Graceless Gladiator
A Miserly Dentist
An Honest Security Guard
A Busy Guru
An Old-fashioned Sleuth
A Soft Bank Robber
A Private Sage
A Brutal Beekeeper
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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