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A Discouraging Cook
A Hateful Spy
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A Graceless Ninja
A Hefty Optometrist
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A Fortunate Receptionist
An Agreeable Journalist
An Unsure Deputy
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An Ugly Welder
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An Excitable Painter
A Tense Cameraman
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An Extraordinary Artist
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A Moralistic Spy
A Critical Secretary
A Petty Captain
A Jolly Surgeon
A Heroic Accountant
An Exciting Truck Driver
A Well-rounded Criminal
An Intelligent Taxi-driver
A Sadistic Butler
A Thoughtless Model
An Uncomplaining Fashion Designer
An Insulting Professor
A Funky Meteorologist
A Rational Animal Trainer
An Uninhibited Shipwright
A Discreet Chef
A Snoopy Herbalist
A Disappointed Lifeguard
A Cantakerous Pilot
A Powerless Physician
An Indifferent Zookeeper
A Nervous Stonecutter
A Simple Biologist
A Panicked Watchmaker
A Depressed Burglar
A Pretentious Sheriff
An Old-fashioned Real Estate Agent
A Merry Magistrate
A Lousy Ninja
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A Secretive Sleuth
An Amoral Guitarist
A Freethinking Poet
A Folksy Artist
A Disloyal Dictator
A Prejudiced Chief of Police
A Cheating Judge
A Young Ambassador
A Stiff Translator
An Effeminate Psychiatrist
An Innovative Physicist
An Embarrassed Drug Dealer
An Invulnerable Soldier
A Crazy Taxi-driver
A Paralyzed Dentist
A Frisky Cheesemaker
A Doubtful Sleuth
A Naive Criminal
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A Tragic Principal
A Nihilistic DJ
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An Earnest Flight Attendant
A Distrustful Jailer
A Sporting Minister
An Unrestrained Ventriloquist
A Cultured Pilot
A Meddlesome Mercenary
A Youthful Missionary
A Precise Fashion Designer
A Sweaty Sniper
A Stubborn Farmer
A Difficult Actor
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An Embarrassed Marine
An Alarmed Clown
An Obsessive Beggar
A Clear-headed Carpenter
A Tortured Referee
A Charming Webmaster
A Benevolent Clerk
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An Inquisitive Security Guard
A Mannered Dentist
A Stoic Diplomat
A Prim Cook
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A Cautious Inventor
A Well-read Thief
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An Uncooperative Lawyer
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A Lovely Sleuth
A Protective Archaeologist
A Confident Executioner
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A Conceited Veterinarian
A Dull Mobster
A Complex Swordsmith
A Bored Doctor
A Principled Illustrator
An Elegant Author
A Venomous Janitor
An Eager Poet
A Stupefied Ventriloquist
An Engrossed Flight Attendant
A Tactless Hypnotist
A Secretive Hotelier
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An Insulting Cheesemaker
An Unpredicatable Undertaker
A Surprising Chemist
A Noncompetitive Guide
A Lousy Guard
A Ravenous Playwright
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A Humorous Teacher
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A Frivolous Factory Worker
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A Monstrous Wizard
A Procrastinating Criminal
A Lazy Coach
An Invisible Burglar
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A Rational Shepherd
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A Discouraging Journalist
A Delicate Athlete
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An Unbelieving Candlemaker
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A Steely DJ
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A Positive Cartoonist
A Debonair Fisher
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A Strong-willed Doctor
An Honorable Barber
An Observant Impersonator
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An Alone Crook
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A Loyal Ventriloquist
A Handsome Veterinarian
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An Admirable Impersonator
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A Weary Wizard
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A Sporting Goatherd
A Hidebound Nurse
A Steady Doctor
A Funky Zookeeper
A Moralistic Scout
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An Honorable Soldier
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A Vulnerable Translator
A Benevolent Dietician
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An Outrageous Factory Worker
A Responsive Judge
A Regimental Bartender
A Cowardly Gardener
A Sedentary Pharmacist
An Admirable Playwright
A Dejected Secretary
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A Distracted Model
An Offensive Sniper
A Frivolous Principal
A Predictable Soldier
A Puritanical Cartoonist
A Sharing Captain
A Hearty Sailor
A Discouraging Boatbuilder
An Appalled Firefighter
An Insincere Bureaucrat
A Crying Inventor
An Ordinary Guide
An Unlucky Translator
A Fatalistic Mercenary
A Ticklish Police Officer
A Discourteous Guru
A Tall Brewer
A Steady Broker
A Shy Tailor
A Perfectionist Greengrocer
A Lazy Clockmaker
A Passionate Pickpocket
A Dishonest Janitor
A Noncompetitive Carpenter
A Shortsighted Air Traffic Controller
A Hesitant Merchant
A Lost Drummer
A Slow Bodyguard
A Sanctimonious Coach
An Honorable Swineherd
An Amiable Zookeeper
A Perceptive Security Guard
A Merry Undertaker
An Excited Pawnbroker
A Disappointed Matador
A Businesslike Gardener
A Fixed Real Estate Agent
A Fortunate Tattooist
An Uncertain Baker
An Irreligious Drug Dealer
A Naive Explorer
An Idealistic Manager
A Procrastinating Shepherd
A Moody Clockmaker
A Rustic Gate-keeper
A Repentant Surgeon
A Zany Undertaker
An Energetic Scientist
An Alone Archer
A Bitter Fashion Designer
An Organized Matador
An Agreeable Coroner
A Money-minded Guru
An Oppressed Assassin
A Helpless Waiter
A Self-indulgent Jockey
An Embarrassed Poet
A Crude Beekeeper
An Independent Governor
An Athletic Priest
An Inoffensive Cartoonist
A Perverse Courier
A Sexy Paramedic
A Scared Cab Driver
A Sedentary Tax Collector
A Private Monk
A Strong Photographer
A Repugnant Security Guard
A Charmless Violinist
A Tall Nurse
A Deep Linguist
A Cute Mason
A Questioning Hunter
A Dominating Pirate
An Arrogant Judge
A Determined Screenwriter
A Familial Taxidermist
An Athletic Poet
A Stern Manicurist
A Practical Chef
A Creative Real Estate Agent
A Cheating Firefighter
A Crafty Photographer
A Shortsighted Sculptor
An Insensitive Zookeeper
A Mannerless Secretary
An Earnest Biologist
A Stupefied Park Ranger
A Big-thinking Florist
A Lousy Artist
A Difficult Social Worker
A Bright Merchant
An Astigmatic Firefighter
A Softheaded Game Show Host
A Sensitive Private Detective
A Neglectful Bricklayer
A Quirky Butcher
An Erratic Beekeeper
A Protective Pilot
An Unappreciative Receptionist
A Puritanical Philanthropist
A Boisterous Stunt Double
A Crying Impersonator
A Touchy Ventriloquist
A Restrained Chauffeur
An Insincere Criminal
A Thrilled Coroner
An Effeminate Beggar
A Quaking Surgeon
A Suave Game Show Host
An Easy Carpenter
A Disruptive Physicist
A Humiliated Interrogator
A Lying Programmer
A Festive Firefighter
An Upright Busker
An Old Model
A Satisfied Hypnotist
A Peaceful Dogcatcher
A Reactive Beautician
An Unlovable Computer Programmer
A Dismayed Marine
A Self-indulgent Plumber
A Dissatisfied Security Guard
A Bewildered Chemist
A Money-minded Chef
An Alarmed Fisher
An Optimistic Poet
An Unstable Sniper
A Dutiful Construction Worker
A Complaining Dentist
An Intolerant Receptionist
An Uncooperative Wedding Planner
An Irreligious Musician
A Careless Paleontologist
An Observant Printer
A Superficial Beggar
An Irresponsible Tailor
A Private Private Detective
A Quirky Taxi-driver
An Uncharitable Barber
A Delighted Meteorologist
A Pretentious Executioner
A Tough Candlemaker
An Unsentimental Dictator
A Casual Assassin
A Distracted Criminal
A Subtle Guru
A Procrastinating Chicken Sexer
A Presumptuous Police Officer
A Wonderful Thief
A Sober Mechanic
An Injured Baker
A Doubtful Drug Dealer
A Grim Yodeler
A Suspicious Chef
A Trendy Lawyer
An Old-fashioned Cook
A Softheaded Conductor
A Comfortable Clerk
A Dirty Shop Assistant
An Alert Blacksmith
A Hesitant Zookeeper
A Glamorous Brewer
A Monstrous Hunter
A Certain DJ
A Distrustful Secretary
A Popular Soldier
A Crass Sailor
An Obedient Mayor
A Secretive Yodeler
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