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A Cute Herald
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A Liberal Jailer
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A Lost Oracle
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A Lonely Taxi-driver
A Tortured Security Guard
A Shortsighted Librarian
A Morbid Guard
A Powerless Zookeeper
A Sorrowful Cheesemaker
A Shaky Composer
A Stiff Surgeon
An Observant Publisher
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An Agreeable Tailor
A Dramatic Deputy
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A Neat Barber
A Sentimental Messenger
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An Insightful Hunter
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A Distressed Thief
A Repentant Astronaut
A Scholarly Drug Dealer
An Arbitrary Dictator
A Warm Private Detective
A Self-reliant Air Traffic Controller
A Strong-willed Wedding Planner
An Impulsive Security Guard
A Careless Ventriloquist
A Trustworthy Swimmer
A Conformist Ninja
A Sordid Blacksmith
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A Dirty Wizard
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An Amused Comedian
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A Steadfast Rat Catcher
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A Strong Sailor
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A Thoughtless Mayor
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A Grand DJ
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A Merry Detective
A Surprised Reporter
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A Paranoid Clown
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A Dismayed Florist
A Captivating Author
A Miserly Security Guard
A Groovy Wizard
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A Tormented Pilot
A Busy Knight
A Shortsighted Surgeon
An Excited Pastor
A Liberal Reporter
A Stylish Magician
A Ruined Clerk
A Graceless Florist
A Disturbing Bank Robber
A Well-read Locksmith
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A Critical Sniper
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An Authoritarian Teacher
A Lifeless Monk
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A Decisive Model
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A Religious Sheriff
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An Individualistic Security Guard
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A Studious Priest
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A Willful Exterminator
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An Artful Plumber
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A Miserly Drummer
An Honest Shaman
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A Regretful Teacher
A Predictable Animal Trainer
A Genuine Pianist
A Helpless Wizard
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A Critical Magistrate
An Agonized Mayor
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A Dismayed Marine
An Aggressive Soldier
An Idiosyncratic Tax Collector
A Rebellious Priest
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A Pessimistic Tailor
A Cute DJ
An Obnoxious Principal
A Boisterous Herald
An Emotional Model
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A Private Wizard
A Careless Bodyguard
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A Scornful Gladiator
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A Precise Boatbuilder
An Injured Fashion Designer
A Captivating Police Officer
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A Disloyal Choreographer
A Magnanimous Executioner
An Honest Dentist
A Self-sufficent Shepherd
A Fearful Brewer
An Obsessive Senator
An Assertive Veterinarian
An Agreeable Spy
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A Reserved Sheriff
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An Athletic Exotic Dancer
A Stiff Customs Officer
An Unbelieving Professor
A Forgiving Ninja
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A Winning Spelunker
A High-handed Judge
An Outspoken Air Traffic Controller
A Serious Flight Attendant
A Funny Comedian
A Physical Bodyguard
A Willing Dogcatcher
A Thoughtless Butcher
A Forceful Crook
An Unlucky Bureaucrat
A Discreet Hunter
A Poor Mayor
A Short Matador
An Unfriendly Sheriff
A Lonely Dancer
An Impudent Sailor
A Lousy Merchant
An Elated Fortune-teller
A Repentant Zookeeper
A Modern Fashion Designer
A Cerebral Manicurist
A Worried Captain
A Puritanical Cosmonaut
A Subtle Gladiator
A Confident Blacksmith
A Reactionary Medic
An Independent Guitarist
A Pugnacious Archer
An Imaginative Electrician
A Fashionable Webmaster
A Sadistic Sheepshearer
A Courteous Botanist
A Desolate Real Estate Agent
An Offhand Coroner
A Colorful Broker
A High-spirited Mathematician
A Snoopy Sniper
A Weird Terrorist
A Puritanical Customs Officer
An Irritated Mobster
An Intuitive Teacher
A Lucky Mayor
A Superficial Author
A Practical Gravedigger
A Funky Beekeeper
An Authoritarian Barber
A Pretentious Magician
An Offhand Meteorologist
An Extravagant Fraudster
A Prudent Game Show Host
An Apathetic Veterinarian
A Ritualistic Programmer
An Impractical Waiter
A Criminal Mason
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A Childish Taxidermist
A Cantakerous Journalist
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A Focused Guide
An Idiosyncratic Busker
A Weird Chef
A Precise Saxophonist
A Beautiful Scout
A Disruptive Evangelist
An Organized Astronaut
A Good-natured Magician
A Short Author
A Lovable Interpreter
A Shy Construction Worker
An Authoritarian Lighthouse-keeper
A Despicable Nanny
A Pugnacious Editor
A Merry Entrepreneur
An Empty Geologist
A Bewildered Antique Dealer
A Dismayed Director
A Modern Drummer
A Puritanical Deputy
A Passionate Mason
A Responsible Private Detective
A Beautiful Screenwriter
An Abrasive Cameraman
A Weird Doctor
A Brittle Criminal
A Quaking Juggler
A Neat Archer
An Insincere Zookeeper
An Irreverent Undertaker
A Pompous Terrorist
A Glad Wizard
A Tender Make-up Artist
A Malicious Builder
A Grief Fortune-teller
A Playful Captain
A Clean Detective
A Mature Cheesemaker
An Assertive Customs Officer
A Competitive Physician
A Wishful Farmer
An Angry Courier
A Secure Mathematician
An Idiosyncratic Graphic Artist
A Woeful Comedian
An Invisible Surgeon
A Sedentary Nurse
A Vindictive Chemist
A Weak Composer
A Nosy Interrogator
A Studious Fishmonger
A Satisfied Swineherd
A Freethinking Matador
An Amused Librarian
A Brutal Artist
An Insulting Ditch Digger
A Modest Photographer
A Free and Easy Manicurist
A Warm DJ
A Venomous Busker
A Lying Gate-keeper
A Bland Record Producer
A Malicious Physician
An Arbitrary Chauffeur
An Unpatriotic Chief of Police
An Inhibited Plumber
A Happy Sniper
An Empty Spy
An Amazing Reporter
A High-spirited Cameraman
A Heartbroken Painter
A Cultured Translator
An Attractive Principal
A Subjective Librarian
A Steady Weaver
An Effeminate Mathematician
An Eager Assassin
An Elated Medic
A Steadfast Interpreter
A Crazy Butcher
A Forgiving Clerk
A Ruined Broker
A Winning Model
A Chummy Dogcatcher
An Offhand Shipwright
A Prim Saxophonist
An Imaginative Sculptor
A Free and Easy Beekeeper
A Competitive Scientist
A Delicate Doctor
A Liberal Candlemaker
A Brilliant Sleuth
A Prudent Gladiator
A Decadent Chimney-sweep
A Bland Wizard
A Narcissistic Blacksmith
A Wary Hairdresser
A Thoughtless Photographer
A Frugal Clown
A Wise Sailor
An Ecstatic Cartoonist
A Trembling Innkeeper
A Principled Cab Driver
An Ugly Dancer
An Unpleasant Trapper
A Puritanical Governor
A Hearty Messenger
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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