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A Faithful Butcher
A Complex Butler
A Religious Exterminator
A Principled Monk
An Apathetic Biologist
A Self-critical Dentist
A Shallow Teacher
A Pretentious Physician
A Guileless Chemist
A Repentant Court Jester
A Clean Banker
A Casual Sage
An Extreme Cosmonaut
A Charmless Tattooist
An Expedient Locksmith
A Prudent Doctor
An Injured Sleuth
A Gleeful Spy
A Frugal Guard
A Wealthy Paramedic
A Reverential Principal
A Calculating Physicist
A Wary Record Producer
A Tender Court Jester
A Sure Judge
An Inhibited Electrician
A Steely Sniper
A Treacherous Technician
A Prim Ditch Digger
An Ignorant Hotelier
An Understanding Tax Collector
A Plodding Tattooist
An Expedient Pharmacist
A Shaky Jailer
An Impatient Shoemaker
A Grand Chief of Police
A Pure Linguist
An Old Diplomat
An Unappreciative Mobster
An Excited Nurse
A Questioning Ambassador
A Religious Sound Technician
A Crafty Boatbuilder
A Fashionable Scientist
A Private Scout
An Interested Firefighter
A Hesitant Private Detective
A Secretive Gardener
A Decisive Yodeler
A Possessive Chauffeur
An Idealistic Architect
A Forgiving Translator
An Excited Butcher
A Comfortable Air Traffic Controller
A Vivacious Ninja
A Trustworthy Teacher
An Unprincipled Psychiatrist
A Moody Criminal
A Confused Captain
An Artificial Mercenary
A Deceptive Photographer
A Naive Customs Officer
A Moralistic Shepherd
An Optimistic Interpreter
A Frightened Beekeeper
A Self-sufficent Shaman
A Morbid Ornithologist
A Conciliatory Paleontologist
A Pugnacious Cameraman
A Timid Psychiatrist
A Confident Receptionist
A Cautious Director
An Unpredicatable Barber
A Hedonistic Busker
An Earthy Broker
An Unpleasant Chemist
An Inflamed Translator
A Scrupulous Politician
A Big-thinking Cosmonaut
A Tolerant Blacksmith
A Difficult Game Show Host
A Forthright Flight Attendant
A Conscientious Undertaker
An Impressive Diver
A Mournful Candlemaker
A Desolate Rat Catcher
A Contradictory Courier
A Patient Ventriloquist
A Studious Ninja
A Forgetful Rabbi
A Glad Bank Robber
A Disappointed DJ
An Unlucky Butler
An Abrasive Truck Driver
A Blunt Dogcatcher
A Resourceful Security Guard
An Impractical Baker
A Prejudiced Hunter
A Strong Scientist
A Free and Easy Swordsmith
An Observant Private Detective
A Sordid Exterminator
A Quirky Engineer
A Tidy Construction Worker
A Mellow Silversmith
An Independent Zookeeper
A Trendy Shepherd
An Enigmatic Waiter
A Leisurely Greengrocer
A Hardworking Chef
A Willful Illustrator
A Considerate DJ
A Cowardly Jeweler
A Grand Police Officer
A Bland Peddlar
A Sloppy Chauffeur
A Caring Composer
An Organized Principal
A Heroic Beautician
An Encouraged Personal Trainer
A Vindictive Surgeon
A Responsive Garbage Collector
A Ravenous Courier
A Ridiculous Mechanic
An Assertive Exterminator
A Lovely Servant
A Shy Wizard
A Careless Coach
An Uneasy Antique Dealer
A Paralyzed Writer
A Foolish Bodyguard
A Dull Executioner
A Preoccupied Webmaster
An Upset Guru
An Extravagant Astronaut
A Joyous Pirate
An Uncertain Tailor
A Greedy Marshal
A Weak Undertaker
A Stupid Game Show Host
An Elegant Doctor
A Helpful Welder
An Inspired Sniper
A Resourceful Fortune-teller
An Unpleasant Technician
A Suave Yodeler
A Sober Carver
A Resentful Writer
A Dramatic Police Officer
An Incensed Carpenter
A Brilliant Yak Herder
A Fortunate Singer
A Pleased Webmaster
A Big-thinking Terrorist
A Negativistic Pirate
An Unbelieving Hypnotist
A Complacent Chef
A Bored Scientist
A Fiery Detective
A Principled Secretary
A Dishonest Real Estate Agent
A Naive Builder
An Impressionable Courier
An Agonizing Magician
A Respectful Botanist
A Healthy Torturer
An Incapable Author
A Self-critical Governor
A Boisterous Flight Attendant
An Interested Ditch Digger
A Sporting Composer
A Liberal Fishmonger
A Lucky Terrorist
A Humorous Blacksmith
A Laughing Pickpocket
A Cute Undertaker
An Inspired Firefighter
An Amoral Fashion Designer
A Destructive Mercenary
An Incorruptible Painter
An Obvious Garbage Collector
A Reactive Priest
A Gallant Guide
A Reliable Criminal
A Tasteful Busker
An Amused Actor
A Hurt Messenger
A Familial Hotelier
A Stern Guard
A Calculating Magistrate
A Paternalistic Senator
A Beautiful Meteorologist
An Egocentric Ninja
A Regretful Fashion Designer
A Detestable Pharmacist
A Weary Secretary
A Sophisticated Nanny
A Peaceful Merchant
A Fraudulent Janitor
A Sly Wedding Planner
A Political Carver
An Empathetic Garbage Collector
A Ravenous Writer
A Methodical Game Show Host
A Terrible Animal Trainer
A High-spirited Gate-keeper
A Discontented Hypnotist
An Unbelieving Translator
An Easily Discouraged Broker
A Superficial Miner
An Amusing Detective
A Hearty Fashion Designer
A Dignified Evangelist
An Impulsive Ornithologist
A Softheaded Impersonator
An Inhibited Blacksmith
A Shy Butcher
A Monstrous Bureaucrat
A Silly Paramedic
A Profound Percussionist
A Grief Gladiator
An Innovative Editor
A Conventional Firefighter
A Dependent Barber
A Captivating Deputy
A Fawning Poet
A Troublesome Lighthouse-keeper
A Barbaric Soldier
A Morbid Merchant
An Unsure Reporter
A Fun-loving Explorer
An Intelligent Pilot
A Businesslike Broker
A Cheerful Salesperson
A Suave Secretary
A Graceless Botanist
A Ravenous Fishmonger
A Cynical Miner
A Fanatical Actor
An Old-fashioned Astronaut
A Protective Swimmer
A Gloomy Cosmonaut
A Young Dogcatcher
A Lying Assassin
An Alarmed Explorer
An Effeminate Bank Robber
A Trendy Editor
A Predictable Police Officer
An Important Bandit
A Receptive Athlete
A Faithless Stonecutter
A High-handed Broker
A Sociable Chef
A Calculating Astronaut
A Funny Interpreter
A Resourceful Director
A Disappointed Guide
An Empty Guard
A Boisterous Busker
An Unhappy Dictator
A Sanctimonious Actor
A Guilty Cheesemaker
An Uncaring Waiter
An Overimaginative Bartender
An Imaginative Manicurist
A Reflective Inventor
A Cantakerous Welder
An Unprincipled Poet
A Shallow Taxidermist
A Free and Easy Doctor
An Unlucky Pianist
An Elegant Politician
A Dedicated Bandit
A Distracted Clown
An Unlovable Magician
An Agonized Stonecutter
An Unfathomable Burglar
An Incensed Blacksmith
An Easily Discouraged Minister
An Argumentative Tailor
An Alarmed Gate-keeper
A Narcissistic Surgeon
A Captivating Winemaker
A Resourceful Juggler
A Complaining Pianist
An Optimistic Torturer
A Benevolent Soldier
A Crying Waiter
A Big-thinking Ventriloquist
A Nihilistic Drummer
An Uneasy Candlemaker
An Offended Imam
A Responsible Diver
A Small-thinking Missionary
A Gleeful Composer
A Paternalistic Bandit
A Submissive Air Traffic Controller
A Money-minded Evangelist
An Unhealthy Impersonator
A Quaking Comedian
An Understanding Taxidermist
A Precise Paramedic
A Conventional Architect
A Lost Busker
A Questioning Saxophonist
An Alert Lawyer
A Colorful Gardener
A Sordid Tailor
A Kind Terrorist
A Punctual Game Show Host
A Foolish Scientist
A Worried Teacher
An Organized Animal Trainer
A Dry Jockey
A Frivolous Criminal
A Pedantic Deputy
A Complaining Entertainer
A Self-reliant Diver
An Annoyed Plumber
A Destructive Bandit
A Suspicious Hairdresser
A Reverential Garbage Collector
A Gloomy Shipwright
A Hopeful Tax Collector
A Stiff Marshal
An Unfriendly Bodyguard
A Determined Pharmacist
A Forthright Scientist
A Profound Candlemaker
A Familial Cobbler
An Inflamed Builder
A Paranoid Artist
A Busy Fortune-teller
A Bitter Surgeon
An Ugly Assassin
A Provocative Hypnotist
A Reserved Pilot
An Indignant Comedian
An Agreeable Lighthouse-keeper
A Glad Exotic Dancer
A Winning Deputy
An Ignorant Blacksmith
A Competitive Firefighter
An Obedient Guru
A Fawning Physician
A Destructive Police Officer
A High-minded Nanny
A Noncommittal Interior Designer
A Tall Sleuth
An Uncharitable Security Guard
A Gracious Hunter
An Unlovable Baker
An Original Watchmaker
An Unlucky Governor
A Disciplined Bartender
A Sad DJ
A Sweaty Sheriff
An Unprincipled Mayor
A Principled Juggler
A Profound Poet
A Provocative Senator
An Unappreciative Criminal
An Obsessive Lawyer
A Fanatical Evangelist
A Lovable Real Estate Agent
A Gracious Lifeguard
An Inquisitive Interpreter
A Competitive Social Worker
A Casual Magician
An Inert Mobster
An Invulnerable Student
A Curious Surgeon
A Glamorous Criminal
A Disruptive Ditch Digger
A Keen Builder
A Faithful Guitarist
A Forgiving Explorer
An Oppressed Bodyguard
A Lovable Sheriff
A Bland Make-up Artist
A Forgetful Hypnotist
A Ready Busker
An Elated Farmer
A Haughty Navigator
An Inhibited Nurse
A Ritualistic Tattooist
A Tolerant Bandit
An Idealistic Torturer
A Miserable Surgeon
A Bright Teacher
A Questioning Messenger
A Competitive Cheesemaker
A Noncommittal Artist
A Proud Inventor
A Pure Florist
A Self-effacing Poet
A High-spirited Architect
An Honorable Chef
An Aloof Mortician
An Ignorant Diplomat
A Humble Soldier
A Reliable Sniper
A Power-hungry Pirate
A Bright Police Officer
A Criminal Busker
A Scholarly Magistrate
An Egocentric Salesperson
A Delicate Lighthouse-keeper
A Demanding Candlemaker
A Soft Mathematician
A Brutal Assassin
An Oppressed Guru
A Completely Normal Explorer
An Enraged Cobbler
A Wealthy Philanthropist
A Disorderly Journalist
An Anxious Bishop
An Understanding Chef
A Careless Busker
A Nonchalant Criminal
A Fearful Impersonator
A Spirited Judge
An Uncomplaining Builder
A Well-rounded Hairdresser
An Independent Wedding Planner
An at Ease Referee
A Lost Thief
An Enigmatic Painter
A Trusting Assassin
A Gracious Pilot
A Thrilled Zookeeper
A Rigid Conductor
An Adventurous Electrician
A Contemplative Matador
An Upset Linguist
An Exciting Reporter
A Mawkish Lumberjack
A Patriotic Beggar
A Restless Bonecarver
A Discouraging Tattooist
A Pretentious Tailor
A Scheming Fortune-teller
A Sweet Waiter
A Healthy Customs Officer
A Bold Senator
A Studious Factory Worker
A Practical Priest
A Gullible Exotic Dancer
A Moralistic Poet
A Brave Air Traffic Controller
An Ugly Deputy
A Greedy Carver
A Thrilled Artist
An Offended Magician
A Genuine Pastor
An Enigmatic Swordsmith
A Realistic Choreographer
A Keen Mortician
An Insulting Percussionist
An Envious Paramedic
A Vulnerable Wizard
A Steady Fashion Designer
A Fatigued Knight
A Serious Gravedigger
An Artful Marshal
A Submissive Construction Worker
An Honorable Salesperson
A Hard Working Real Estate Agent
An Insincere Missionary
A Cheating Swineherd
A Poor Computer Programmer
A Rational Historian
A Peaceful Chief of Police
A Crass Cook
A Messy Researcher
An Abrasive Gravedigger
A Decadent Lawyer
A Dynamic Pastor
A Frivolous Waiter
A Reassured Interior Designer
An Impulsive Oracle
An Opportunistic Surgeon
A Neglectful Beekeeper
A Tasteless Reporter
An Impudent Chicken Sexer
A Patient Tailor
A Noncompetitive Guard
An Impressionable Electrician
A Subjective Banker
A Self-effacing Scientist
A Delighted Flight Attendant
A Vulnerable Sage
A Magnanimous Detective
A Lonely Executioner
A Perceptive Servant
An Indecisive Drug Dealer
A Cantakerous Carpenter
A Zany Customs Officer
An Impudent Hypnotist
An Insecure Farmer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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