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A Dejected Waiter
An Unpatriotic Missionary
A Grieved Coach
An Impractical Bricklayer
An Enthusiastic Taxi-driver
A Crying Rabbi
A Pessimistic Archaeologist
A Quaking Entrepreneur
A Dissonant Clockmaker
A Sedentary Printer
A Captivating Philanthropist
A Wonderful Manicurist
An Energetic Pirate
A Restrained Tax Collector
An Obedient Screenwriter
An Impatient Imam
A Stubborn Reporter
A Determined Bartender
A Festive Juggler
A Sanctimonious Mechanic
A Heroic Sailor
A Steady Researcher
A Stylish Lifeguard
An Angry Librarian
A Cruel Game Show Host
A Loyal Taxi-driver
An Amazing Manager
A Mannerless Violinist
An Irresponsible Cook
A Cheating Truck Driver
A Determined Translator
A Barbaric Criminal
A Bland Sage
A Modest Actor
A Disgusting Physician
A Punctual Flight Attendant
A Wonderful Baker
An Individualistic Sleuth
An Uneasy Jeweler
A Weird Reporter
A Charmless Historian
A Regretful Bodyguard
A Vague Bricklayer
A High-minded Mayor
A Coarse Dancer
A Calm Diver
A Strong Pickpocket
A Reverential Executioner
A Fatigued Lighthouse-keeper
A Disgusting Barber
An Ashamed Screenwriter
A Dissatisfied Pastor
A Mournful Pirate
An at Ease Actor
A Youthful Construction Worker
An Inert Nurse
A Good-natured Social Worker
A Dejected Assassin
An Important Clown
A Hardy Clerk
A Stupefied Jeweler
A Sensitive Printer
A Sentimental Teacher
An Organized Matador
A Shaky Janitor
An Amiable Spy
A Ruined Butler
A Petty Spelunker
A Flexible Salesperson
A Wishful Butcher
A Mistaken Secretary
A Conscientious Burglar
A Casual Plumber
An Extravagant Waiter
A Folksy Herbalist
A Threatened Sniper
A Narcissistic Bandit
A Hurt Veterinarian
A Steadfast Assassin
A Superficial Fisher
A Tenacious Bank Robber
A Desperate Zookeeper
A Caring Entrepreneur
An Elegant Sleuth
A Puritanical Secretary
A Brave Busker
A Dogmatic Guitarist
A Lustful Janitor
A Gloomy Candlemaker
A Neglectful Gladiator
A Reserved Magician
A Cautious Broker
A High-handed Surgeon
An Insulting Shepherd
A Humorous Truck Driver
A Positive Lumberjack
An Artificial Lawyer
An Enigmatic Dietician
An Artful Programmer
A Free and Easy Bricklayer
A Childish Interpreter
A Spirited Composer
A Predatory Swordsmith
A Panicked Webmaster
A Poor Blacksmith
A Scrupulous Photographer
A Fatalistic Ornithologist
A Persuasive Hunter
An Uncomplaining Florist
A Desperate Priest
A Jolly Customs Officer
A Naive Park Ranger
A Distressed Police Officer
A Dogmatic Court Jester
A Hurt Boatbuilder
A Painstaking Chef
An Angry Reporter
A Skeptical Illustrator
An Experimental Criminal
A Clever Pickpocket
A Charming Ornithologist
A Miserable Cobbler
A Jubilant Engineer
A Selfish Accountant
A Predatory Busker
A Dedicated Clown
A Hostile Sheriff
An Insulting Pawnbroker
A Physical Cameraman
A Perceptive Air Traffic Controller
A Cold Garbage Collector
An Ugly Surgeon
A Helpful Private Detective
A Kind Pastor
A Quiet Cab Driver
An Eloquent Saxophonist
An Honest Guide
A Pompous Lawyer
A Receptive Biologist
A Busy Fashion Designer
An Unpredicatable Swineherd
A Decadent Doctor
A Provoked Meteorologist
A Scrupulous Reporter
An Inhibited Hunter
An Opinionated Chemist
An Incorruptible Writer
A Dedicated Exterminator
An Educated Bartender
A Respectful Blacksmith
A Complex Mason
A Perplexed Imam
An Overjoyed Guru
A Tenacious Sniper
An Ordinary Sleuth
A Mannerless Security Guard
An Abrasive Painter
A Jubilant Terrorist
A Deep Teacher
A Fashionable Make-up Artist
An Old-fashioned Dancer
An Abrupt Saxophonist
An Insightful Greengrocer
A Conceited Interior Designer
A Religious Hairdresser
An Unbelieving Bank Robber
A Regimental Student
A Barbaric Record Producer
A Frivolous Gondolier
An Open-minded Broker
An Assertive Principal
A Smiling Referee
A Hypnotic Judge
An Uneasy Beggar
A Passionate Drummer
A Single-minded Archaeologist
A Sedentary Fraudster
An Indifferent Teacher
A Humble Cartoonist
A Deep Gardener
An Impulsive Publisher
A Worried Electrician
A Selfish Stunt Double
A Circumspect Researcher
A Helpless Marshal
A Criminal DJ
An Observant Painter
A Miserly Exterminator
A Flamboyant Pirate
A Disorderly Optometrist
A Spirited Singer
A Mannerless Animal Trainer
A Melancholic Shepherd
A Devoted Lifeguard
A Ridiculous Sniper
A Creative Beggar
An Irritated Sculptor
A Reverential Waiter
A Methodical Saxophonist
A Skillful Zookeeper
A Funky Sound Technician
A Presumptuous Electrician
A Grieved Cartoonist
A Conservative Publisher
A Quaking Sheriff
A Genuine Guitarist
An Unambitious Sheepshearer
A Scornful Carver
A Touchy Gate-keeper
A Serene Private Detective
An Aimless Make-up Artist
A Sorrowful Watchmaker
An Inoffensive Cook
A Bizarre Coroner
An Enthusiastic Diplomat
An Unhappy Shoemaker
A Worried Bartender
A Guilty Screenwriter
A Sadistic Magician
An Eloquent Pickpocket
An Impressive Factory Worker
An Intent Jockey
An Old-fashioned Chemist
A Quaking Plumber
An Egocentric Farmer
A Hard Working Police Officer
A Decisive Burglar
A Rational Fraudster
A Stable Librarian
A Well-read Garbage Collector
A Dogmatic Assassin
An Alert Saxophonist
A Certain Pirate
A Rustic DJ
A Ready Goldsmith
An Unappreciative Tailor
A Sly Undertaker
A Courteous Chief of Police
A Transparent Chicken Sexer
A Ticklish Innkeeper
A Wronged Pharmacist
A Prejudiced Doctor
An Uninhibited Burglar
An Affectionate Student
A Tough Navigator
A Rebellious Shipwright
A Forthright Pawnbroker
A Fashionable Senator
An Artificial Archer
A Rowdy Carpenter
A Wealthy Scout
A Sly Explorer
A Terrible Terrorist
A Regretful Private Detective
A Captivating Bandit
A Punctual Pickpocket
A Dogmatic Magician
A Dreamy Sleuth
A Dissatisfied Shepherd
A Haughty Reporter
An Aloof Spy
A Lonely Hunter
An Amusing Beekeeper
A Rejected Trapper
A Daring Bank Robber
A Gullible Butler
A Quiet Chief of Police
A Conscientious Busker
A Receptive Bodyguard
A False Sailor
An Encouraged Chemist
A Suave Exterminator
A Balanced Mobster
An Inert Teacher
A Hardworking Researcher
A Self-effacing Bandit
An Educated Butcher
A Perverse Bonecarver
A Tragic Clown
A Distracted Paleontologist
A Melancholic Pawnbroker
An Unhappy Brewer
A Painstaking Sage
A Phlegmatic Radiologist
A Sharing Sniper
A Bizarre Guitarist
An Exciting Guru
A Circumspect Swineherd
A Solemn Waiter
A Preoccupied Cheesemaker
A Rustic Firefighter
A Leisurely Assassin
A Desolate Goldsmith
A Willful Rat Catcher
A Kind Lifeguard
A Slow Blacksmith
An Expedient Judge
A Perfectionist Guitarist
A Tender Paleontologist
An Amiable Busker
A Hurt Magician
A Whimsical Greengrocer
A Transparent Butcher
A Restrained Pirate
A Dependent Shaman
A Disobedient Soldier
A Happy Musician
A Heroic Cameraman
A Procrastinating Explorer
An Understanding DJ
A Petty Beautician
A Reserved Reporter
A Casual Gardener
A Soft Thief
A Personable Sniper
A Heartbroken Juggler
A Charmless Technician
A Delicate Police Officer
A Simple Teacher
A Confused Ninja
A Dirty Director
A Caring Chief of Police
An Unpatriotic Choreographer
A Reassured Priest
A Sloppy Beggar
A Calm Saxophonist
An Open-minded Trapper
An Understanding Florist
A Fanciful Coroner
A Pompous Park Ranger
A Flexible Chicken Sexer
An Uncomplaining Boatbuilder
A Barbaric Banker
A Tragic Paramedic
A Perverse Senator
A Fatigued Cheesemaker
A Lonely Physician
A Funky Missionary
An Intolerant Dentist
A Scared Saxophonist
A Hopeful Cook
A Distrustful Chemist
An Efficient Detective
A Nervous Beautician
A Lousy Accountant
A Depressed Barista
An Obvious Brewer
A Reflective Clown
A Woeful Assassin
A Stiff Hairdresser
An Articulate Evangelist
A Stupid Sleuth
A Procrastinating Dietician
A Curious Entrepreneur
A Forgiving Cook
A Suspicious Banker
An Opinionated Fortune-teller
A Complex Imam
A Lovely Receptionist
A Detestable Doctor
A Noncommittal Swimmer
An Intrigued Playwright
A Young Mayor
An Amoral Optometrist
A Disappointed Butler
A Mannered Priest
A Lazy Screenwriter
An Honorable Surgeon
An Independent Model
An Ecstatic Architect
A Competitive Pawnbroker
A Spontaneous Swimming Coach
An Irreverent DJ
An Unfathomable Writer
A Generous Marshal
A Pompous Mobster
A Nonchalant Translator
An Attractive Waiter
A Moralistic Welder
A Physical Fortune-teller
A Sarcastic Undertaker
A Skillful Cook
A Romantic Hunter
A Stiff Manager
An Irritated Illustrator
A Reassured Sheepshearer
A Humiliated Deputy
A Gallant Librarian
An Obedient Drummer
A Responsive Evangelist
A Dirty Surgeon
An Unstable Chicken Sexer
An at Ease Sleuth
An Admirable Hairdresser
A Bizarre DJ
A Painstaking Tailor
A Confident Beautician
An Ordinary Musician
An Intense Physician
A Despairing Fortune-teller
A Brittle Explorer
A Fortunate Poet
A Hungry Innkeeper
A Brutal Composer
A Weird Astronaut
An Infatuated Florist
A Worked Up Cheesemaker
A Rowdy Builder
A Scholarly Fraudster
A Hostile Journalist
A Hedonistic Stonecutter
A Dynamic Gravedigger
A Jubilant Chief of Police
A Determined Doctor
A Youthful Executioner
A Meticulous Tax Collector
A Steadfast Surgeon
A Lucky Entertainer
A Young Hunter
A Self-indulgent Physician
A Calculating Knight
A Solemn Hypnotist
A Businesslike Shepherd
A Maternal Customs Officer
A Relaxed Judge
An Energetic Chief of Police
A Scheming Pickpocket
A Destructive Magician
A Frugal Director
A Certain Medic
A Prejudiced Baker
An Infuriated Juggler
A Forceful Executioner
A Tolerant Hotelier
A Tactless Psychiatrist
A Trendy Impersonator
A Confident Police Officer
A Paternalistic Social Worker
A Mealymouthed Inventor
A Plodding Barber
A Hostile Deputy
An Extreme Veterinarian
An Independent Secretary
An Athletic Bartender
A Charismatic Lifeguard
A Subtle Thief
A Discouraging Truck Driver
A Puritanical Baker
An Uneasy Diver
A Bewildered Trapper
An Angry Juggler
A Methodical Cartoonist
An Unimaginative Pastor
A Bizarre Nanny
A Self-reliant Soldier
A Complex Brewer
A Serious Spy
An Ecstatic Explorer
A Lucky Surgeon
An Embarrassed Hotelier
A Benevolent Truck Driver
An Inspired Tailor
A Lustful Make-up Artist
A Decisive Sheriff
A Superstitious Assassin
A Lazy Bodyguard
A Disrespectful Screenwriter
A Mystical Principal
A Lifeless Winemaker
A Delighted Monk
An Agonized Goldsmith
A Resourceful Ambassador
A Captivating Archer
A Warm Composer
An Idiosyncratic Optometrist
An Outrageous DJ
A Subjective Guitarist
A Sociable Silversmith
A Peaceful Scout
An Agonizing Soldier
A Disloyal Explorer
A Dissatisfied Criminal
A Small-thinking Rat Catcher
A Pained Pawnbroker
A Terrible Pirate
A Fearful Beautician
A Frivolous Baker
A Humble Wizard
An One-dimensional Historian
A Curious Scout
A Wealthy Florist
A Fanatical Spy
An Arrogant Factory Worker
A Lonely Sniper
A Subtle Translator
An Empty Conductor
A Mellow Medic
An Honest Sculptor
A Mistaken Terrorist
A Dedicated Assassin
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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