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An Unprincipled Court Jester
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A Steely Lifeguard
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An Amazing Plumber
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A Completely Normal Guide
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A Dry Dentist
A Destructive Barber
A Prudent Social Worker
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An Ecstatic Butcher
An Encouraged Guru
A Slow Astronaut
A Mannered Real Estate Agent
An Overimaginative Boatbuilder
A Guileless Soldier
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A Skillful Messenger
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An Overjoyed Park Ranger
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An Injured Captain
A Doubtful Animal Trainer
A Disloyal Busker
A Decadent Pickpocket
A Sociable Deputy
An Inconsiderate Bodyguard
A Well-read Accountant
An Old Dogcatcher
A Sweaty Archaeologist
A Ruined Philanthropist
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A Spontaneous Chauffeur
A Moody Trapper
A Grim Firefighter
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A Helpful Servant
A Gallant Captain
A Liberal Comedian
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A Sensual Chef
An Inoffensive Dressmaker
An Impressive Mobster
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A Discouraged Guide
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A Reliable Zookeeper
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A Brilliant Mathematician
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A Practical Tattooist
An Offhand Explorer
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A Complaining Guard
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An Inquisitive Terrorist
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A Dignified Servant
A Self-conscious Guard
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A Self-indulgent Principal
An Indecisive Historian
A Foolish Barber
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A Gleeful Watchmaker
A Sore Oracle
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An Old Coach
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A Graceless Ornithologist
An Assertive Truck Driver
A Perverse Tattooist
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An Ecstatic Construction Worker
A Focused Juggler
A Narcissistic Barber
An Obvious Sniper
A Laughing Philanthropist
A Festive Scout
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An Orderly Singer
A Protective Principal
A Lovely Miner
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An Honest Court Jester
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A Reflective Explorer
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A Demanding Fortune-teller
An Individualistic Interpreter
A Decadent Goldsmith
A Repentant Bandit
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An Alarmed Researcher
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A Secretive Lumberjack
A Loving Hunter
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A Disorderly Dictator
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A Suave Boatbuilder
A Criminal Shepherd
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A Hesitant Secretary
A Bright Architect
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An Irritable Detective
A Friendly Guru
An Attractive Missionary
A Clear-headed Librarian
A Humorous Spy
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An Exciting Garbage Collector
A Scrupulous Chief of Police
A Tortured Wizard
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A Colorful Bonecarver
A Charismatic Nurse
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A Predictable Director
A Panicked Explorer
A Tormented Cook
A Hungry Bank Robber
An Unbelieving Fashion Designer
An Offensive Plumber
A Skinny Model
A Playful Guitarist
A Solitary Psychiatrist
An Intrigued Bricklayer
A Restrained Coach
A Thankful Astronaut
A Brutal Mobster
A Patriotic Matador
A Money-minded Criminal
A Stoic Social Worker
A Messy Marshal
A Noncompetitive Construction Worker
A Gallant Sailor
A Surprising Scout
An Indulgent Bodyguard
An Educated Explorer
A Mournful Stunt Double
An Extreme Pianist
A Sedentary Magician
An Irreverent Greengrocer
A Lousy Bandit
A Scornful Security Guard
A Fixed Biologist
A Worked Up Shepherd
A Hateful DJ
A Beautiful Singer
A Paranoid Fortune-teller
A Shaky Entertainer
An Amiable Pilot
A Popular Antique Dealer
A Stylish Mason
A Mournful Guard
A Reactive Chef
A Familial Police Officer
A Paralyzed Manager
A Friendly Flight Attendant
An Unlucky Cosmonaut
A Self-sufficent Dentist
A Circumspect Farmer
A Calculating Dietician
A Despicable Lawyer
A Worried Ditch Digger
An Impudent Private Detective
An Erratic Trapper
A Complex Interpreter
A Joyous Archaeologist
A Resentful Cook
A Funny Broker
A Forceful Banker
An Empty Gravedigger
A Hateful Mechanic
A Moody Garbage Collector
An Unpredicatable Professor
A Merry Scout
A Complacent Paramedic
A Confident Candlemaker
A Neglectful Webmaster
A Businesslike Impersonator
A Funky Explorer
A Prejudiced Assassin
A Vulnerable Judge
An Impressionable Manager
An Objective Taxi-driver
A Lying Chauffeur
A Naive Veterinarian
A Fixed Lumberjack
An Unambitious Watchmaker
A Precise Coach
A Shy Spelunker
A Sophisticated Engineer
A Liberated Salesperson
An Incapable Guitarist
A Predictable Governor
A Pedantic Chef
A Distracted Hunter
A Lying Fishmonger
A Dismayed Physicist
A Monstrous Translator
A Useless Astronaut
A Contemplative Impersonator
A Hateful Professor
A Terrified Spelunker
An Expedient Magician
A Perplexed Firefighter
A Self-conscious Pianist
A Sure Gladiator
A Self-sufficent Broker
A Mawkish Monk
A Repentant Coroner
A Venomous Painter
An Irreligious Baker
An Original Sailor
A Cute Private Detective
An Unstable Zookeeper
A Wise Guide
A Lucky Candlemaker
An Eager Firefighter
A Predatory Chief of Police
A Negativistic Saxophonist
An Affectionate Bonecarver
A Frivolous Lighthouse-keeper
A Peaceful Exterminator
A Tasteful Dentist
A Naive Magician
A Lovable Detective
An Alarmed Air Traffic Controller
A Skillful Doctor
A Discouraged Writer
A Bold Lifeguard
A Stoic Marshal
A Submissive Truck Driver
A Haughty Wedding Planner
A Money-minded Hotelier
An Infatuated Builder
An Attractive Chauffeur
An Indifferent Animal Trainer
A Crude Locksmith
A Stubborn Firefighter
A Dejected Silversmith
A Fawning Nurse
A Cold Cobbler
An Efficient Zookeeper
A Bright Beggar
An Intelligent Dogcatcher
A Folksy Screenwriter
A Noncommittal Make-up Artist
A Compassionate Cameraman
An Abrupt Tattooist
A Leisurely Barber
A Steadfast Butcher
A Creative Criminal
A Disruptive Baker
A Despairing Physicist
An Honorable Hairdresser
A Peaceful Yodeler
A Methodical Captain
A Venomous Swimming Coach
A Dominating Drummer
An Effeminate Interpreter
A Doubtful Ditch Digger
A Lonely Illustrator
A Freewheeling Cook
A Silly Sailor
A Smiling Boatbuilder
An Impersonal Rabbi
An Oppressed Fortune-teller
A Progressive Sheriff
A High-spirited Lumberjack
An Infatuated Receptionist
A Neat Undertaker
A Competitive Ninja
A Curious Pawnbroker
A Scrupulous Jeweler
A Sensual Coach
A Fanatical Pilot
A Courageous Hypnotist
A Serious Librarian
A Sexy Carver
A Cute Model
An Anxious Sage
A Conformist Meteorologist
A Leisurely Photographer
An Aimless Missionary
A Modest Technician
A Sharing Clockmaker
A Moralistic Author
A Patriotic Greengrocer
An Ecstatic Athlete
A Restless Surgeon
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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