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A Wise Cartoonist
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A Bland Coach
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An Experimental Nanny
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A Beautiful Carpenter
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A Hefty Merchant
A Plodding Matador
A Tenacious Sound Technician
An Eager Swordsmith
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An Appreciative Scout
A Sharing Beautician
A Weak-willed Librarian
A Wealthy Gondolier
A Self-indulgent Juggler
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An Alone Secretary
An Organized Innkeeper
A Pessimistic Social Worker
A Messy Fashion Designer
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A Willful Sniper
A Tolerant Baker
A Terrible Beekeeper
A Charmless Coach
A Confused Ditch Digger
A Destructive Police Officer
A Gracious Photographer
A Lazy Magistrate
An Upset Programmer
A Neutral Singer
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An Exciting Butcher
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A Stern Firefighter
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An Admirable Bartender
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A Childish Pirate
A Beautiful Dentist
A Guileless Surgeon
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A Vindictive Oracle
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A Mealymouthed Teacher
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An Honorable Beggar
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A Gentle Artist
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An Outspoken Fisher
A Dignified Electrician
A Serene Veterinarian
An Impractical Sniper
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A Messy Florist
A Dependent Soldier
A Stable Painter
A Terrified Hypnotist
A Softheaded Nurse
An Empathetic Singer
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An Amusing Bandit
A Glad Psychiatrist
An Uncaring Police Officer
A Destructive Sheriff
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A Folksy Guitarist
A Closed off Hunter
A Sharing Dentist
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An Easy Clerk
A Benevolent Electrician
A Stubborn Archer
A Pained Magician
An Abrupt Surgeon
An Admirable Evangelist
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A Grim Private Detective
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A Silly Model
A Pure Antique Dealer
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An Intense Taxi-driver
A Whimsical Gravedigger
A Reassured Police Officer
A Neat Inventor
A Hard Working Tax Collector
A Tenacious Dancer
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A Colorful Scientist
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A Fiery Archer
A Moralistic Senator
A Frightened Stonecutter
A Woeful Mayor
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An Injured Greengrocer
A Wise Swordsmith
A Focused Butcher
A Steadfast Diver
A Confused Clockmaker
An Oppressed Dressmaker
A Frivolous Sheepshearer
An Insincere Author
A Bland Doctor
A Gallant Criminal
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A Jolly Chauffeur
A Bold Scientist
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A Noncompetitive Sage
A Completely Normal Soldier
A Fascinated Farmer
An Encouraged Chef
A Tasteful Winemaker
A Possessive Guitarist
A Practical Builder
An Intense Carpenter
An Amiable Model
A Smiling Director
A Kind Impersonator
An Excited Doctor
A Ritualistic Entertainer
A Dull Sound Technician
A Scrupulous Archaeologist
A Scholarly Spelunker
A Frustrated Taxidermist
A Panicked Drummer
A Cultured Construction Worker
A Guilty Courier
A Stupefied Barber
A Magnanimous Teacher
A Repentant Deputy
An Unlovable Playwright
A Forthright Shepherd
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