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A Cross Crook
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A Meticulous Doctor
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An Irritable Gate-keeper
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A Slow Taxidermist
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A Moralistic Paleontologist
A Heroic Jeweler
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An Excited Tax Collector
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A Festive Beautician
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An Alert Guide
A Frugal Musician
A Vivacious Archaeologist
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An Insulting Radiologist
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An Honorable Butcher
A Self-sufficent Executioner
An Outrageous Comedian
An Eager Animal Trainer
An Offhand Mobster
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A Perceptive Florist
A Tall Salesperson
A Useless Sound Technician
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An Inert Wizard
A Self-critical Actor
A Devious Oracle
A Procrastinating Deputy
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A Protective Scout
A Peaceful Sculptor
A Familial Herbalist
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A Critical Teacher
A Placid Chef
A Deep Plumber
A Perverse DJ
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A Plodding Shepherd
A Self-effacing Peddlar
A Humorous Make-up Artist
An Unsentimental Biologist
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A Mechanical Animal Trainer
A Clear-headed Security Guard
A Loving Lawyer
An Ordinary Guard
A Venomous Detective
A Cautious Dentist
A Steely Senator
A Pompous Sheepshearer
A Moralistic Ambassador
An Unhappy Garbage Collector
A Melancholic Clown
A Tactless Air Traffic Controller
A Laughing Guide
An Opportunistic Magician
A Rigid Mercenary
An Expedient Personal Trainer
An Eager Welder
A Crude Carpenter
An Obedient Candlemaker
An Interested Actor
An Honorable Fishmonger
A Magnanimous Beekeeper
A Crafty Shepherd
An Experimental Private Detective
An Apathetic Criminal
A Calculating Technician
A Secure Lifeguard
An Uncaring Air Traffic Controller
A Questioning Receptionist
A Phlegmatic Truck Driver
An Escapist Missionary
A Despicable Goldsmith
An Inoffensive Peddlar
A Stable Archer
A Mournful DJ
A Concerned Pawnbroker
A Greedy Hairdresser
A Conservative Sleuth
A Slow Hypnotist
A Benevolent Chef
A Cheerful Ambassador
A Callous Courier
A Disorderly Wedding Planner
A Fiery Priest
An Extravagant Bartender
A Terrible Waiter
A Playful Beekeeper
A Vivacious Dentist
A Rigid Composer
A Shy Firefighter
An Overimaginative Dressmaker
A Self-critical Painter
A Punctual Pharmacist
A Modern Librarian
A Demanding Bureaucrat
A Bitter Antique Dealer
A Superficial Lawyer
A Prim Drug Dealer
An at Ease Drummer
A Sentimental Impersonator
A Complaining Dogcatcher
A Clear-headed Private Detective
A Political Biologist
A Closed off Sculptor
A Neglectful Janitor
A Neutral Criminal
An Agonized Sheriff
A Disloyal Surgeon
A Discouraging Carpenter
A Rigid Tax Collector
A Leisurely Chemist
An Offhand Ventriloquist
A Purposeful Guru
A Principled Record Producer
A Stubborn Mobster
A Funny Mathematician
A Physical Watchmaker
An Obvious Computer Programmer
An Amusing Silversmith
A Selfless Factory Worker
An Ashamed Juggler
A Surprising Beggar
A Heroic Saxophonist
A Repressed Busker
A Cruel Gladiator
An Effeminate Engineer
A Big-thinking Sage
A Stubborn Programmer
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A Disappointed Construction Worker
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A Courteous Translator
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A Monstrous Dentist
A Humble Shop Assistant
A Smiling Bonecarver
A Tormented Game Show Host
An Escapist Pianist
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An Enraged Farmer
An Astigmatic Shoemaker
A Predictable Pawnbroker
A Handsome Explorer
A Pugnacious Dancer
A Mournful Oracle
A Noncompetitive Monk
A Chummy Author
A Happy Zookeeper
A Detestable Spelunker
An Argumentative Cook
An Emotional Personal Trainer
A Well-read Bartender
A Big-thinking Comedian
An Amused Truck Driver
A Passionate Deputy
A Tragic Artist
A Worked Up Florist
A Nihilistic Innkeeper
A Helpful Poet
A Nosy Professor
A Placid Zookeeper
A Simple Police Officer
A Genuine Lifeguard
A Disciplined Bodyguard
An Inflamed Dietician
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A Suspicious Captain
A Curious Screenwriter
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A Maternal Factory Worker
A Brave Physicist
An Energetic Wedding Planner
An Adventurous Barber
A Vivacious Zookeeper
A High-minded Bank Robber
A Stern Painter
A Realistic Thief
A Unique Medic
A Timid Wizard
An Abrasive Undertaker
An Orderly Bonecarver
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An Inhibited Executioner
A Humorous Pilot
A Secretive Sheriff
A Precise Chief of Police
A Heartbroken Spelunker
A Ready Receptionist
A Dejected Barber
An Outspoken Mason
A Sure Wedding Planner
A Lovely Gate-keeper
An Opinionated Sleuth
A Bitter Impersonator
A High-spirited Chauffeur
An Idiosyncratic Assassin
An Injured Shepherd
A Lost Silversmith
A Self-conscious Pirate
A Disruptive Screenwriter
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A Paternalistic Pickpocket
An One-dimensional Beggar
A Regretful Fortune-teller
A Dissonant Courier
An Amiable Clown
A Vacuous Chief of Police
A Stylish Deputy
A Dull Translator
A Tasteful Cartoonist
A Slow Inventor
A Daring Peddlar
An Agonizing Fashion Designer
An Eloquent Sniper
A Moralistic Interior Designer
A Crazy Manager
An Absentminded Factory Worker
An Incorruptible Bodyguard
An Enervated Lawyer
An Ordinary Wizard
A Deceptive Sound Technician
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A Lonely Guard
A Creative Drug Dealer
A Decent Gladiator
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An Egocentric Hunter
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A Fun-loving Senator
An Impressionable Fisher
A Mournful Barber
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A Fortunate DJ
An Inferior Merchant
A Punctual Peddlar
An Agonizing Model
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A Decent Writer
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A Vivacious Physician
An Ecstatic Beautician
A Free and Easy Monk
An Erratic Pickpocket
An Injured Screenwriter
An Obvious Publisher
A Reverential Jailer
A Sordid Percussionist
A Patient Dictator
A Tidy Teacher
A Freewheeling Terrorist
A Cautious Swimmer
A Hidebound Gondolier
A Lovely Firefighter
A Paternalistic Swimming Coach
A Folksy Doctor
A Completely Normal Imam
A Forthright Professor
An Important Truck Driver
A Cross Governor
A Prim Photographer
A Perceptive Pharmacist
A Dependent Mathematician
A Monstrous Sheriff
A Mellow Spelunker
An Assertive Bodyguard
A Certain Magician
A Kind Spy
A Vivacious Cook
A Foolish Painter
A Silly Busker
A Precise Shop Assistant
A Handsome Beggar
A Determined Coach
An Abrasive Saxophonist
A Predictable Ditch Digger
A Scared Composer
An Unsure Pharmacist
A Cold Minister
A Wise Merchant
An Inspired Marine
A Conformist Guide
An Unfathomable Teacher
An Insulting Doctor
A Benevolent Lighthouse-keeper
A Quaking Social Worker
A Disrespectful Dogcatcher
A Dominating Dictator
A Well-meaning Clown
A Vindictive Actor
A Rustic Scout
A Neat Court Jester
An Elegant Torturer
A Gallant Spy
A Self-sufficent Mason
A Principled Undertaker
A Hardworking Air Traffic Controller
A Stylish Cosmonaut
A Selfish Truck Driver
A Skeptical Spin Doctor
A Discouraging Mayor
A Disruptive Senator
A Political Factory Worker
An Important Barber
An Impersonal Philanthropist
An Orderly Lifeguard
A Compulsive Bartender
An Irreverent Farmer
A Troublesome Marshal
A Comfortable Manager
A Sure Gladiator
An Amusing Coroner
An Intelligent Dogcatcher
A Quirky Wedding Planner
A Single-minded Veterinarian
A Meticulous Interrogator
A Shrewd Pilot
A Grieved Athlete
An Observant Undertaker
A Reactive Magistrate
A Pessimistic Silversmith
A Romantic Dancer
An Artificial Guitarist
A Youthful Photographer
A Caring Sleuth
A Daring Computer Programmer
An at Ease Chicken Sexer
A Sly Dentist
A Stylish Court Jester
A Compassionate Optometrist
A Stern Terrorist
A Brutal Beautician
A Graceless Engineer
An Inflamed Zookeeper
A Magnanimous Mayor
A Soft Paramedic
An Envious Undertaker
A Neat Swordsmith
A Brave DJ
A Responsive Record Producer
A Paranoid Beggar
An Elegant Conductor
An Indecisive Bandit
A Mellow Watchmaker
A Festive Garbage Collector
A Contemptible Sleuth
A Young Butcher
A Familial Dentist
A Boisterous Spin Doctor
A Brittle Reporter
An Upright Pharmacist
An at Ease Photographer
A Daring Yak Herder
A Gullible Playwright
A Self-effacing Bureaucrat
An Insincere Percussionist
An Intense Terrorist
A Messy Ninja
A Beautiful Ventriloquist
A Surprised Mercenary
A Shaky Webmaster
A Heartbroken Torturer
A Responsive Dancer
A Lousy Pirate
A Decisive Stunt Double
An Indifferent Paramedic
A Disrespectful Artist
A Sadistic Mason
A Tasteful Shipwright
A Flexible Dentist
A Stoic Impersonator
A Difficult Marine
An Overjoyed Baker
A Dedicated Jockey
A Mellow Ditch Digger
An Authoritarian Drummer
An Irreverent Journalist
An Alert Chef
A Prim Comedian
A Distressed Waiter
A Steely Pawnbroker
An Envious Spelunker
A Disgusting Shaman
A Physical Torturer
A Careless Cartoonist
A Stiff Athlete
A Painstaking Guitarist
A Dissonant Bodyguard
An Inspired Court Jester
A Purposeful Butcher
An Appalled Coroner
A Disturbing Model
An Aggressive Park Ranger
A Sweet Executioner
An One-dimensional Explorer
A Closed off Waiter
A Tragic Author
An Honest Astronaut
An Idealistic Nurse
A Nonchalant Shipwright
A Sexy Composer
A Faithful Diplomat
A Repugnant Poet
An Unhappy Yak Herder
A Compassionate Pastor
A Paranoid Drug Dealer
A Heartbroken Mechanic
A Rowdy Student
An Incorruptible Dietician
A Tearful Exterminator
An Invulnerable Mobster
A Flexible Manager
A Steely Scientist
A Joyous Sniper
A Friendly Geologist
A Sarcastic Dogcatcher
An Unhealthy Butler
A Prudent Ornithologist
An Unappreciative Guru
A Moody Scout
An Aloof Shepherd
A Reassured Ventriloquist
An Irreligious Florist
A Glamorous Archaeologist
A Vulnerable Fortune-teller
A Soft Clockmaker
A Discontented Monk
A Decent Professor
A Decadent Carver
A Sarcastic Plumber
An Impersonal Sage
A Tormented Thief
A Thankful Beekeeper
A Dismayed Technician
A Fun-loving Sniper
A Steely Detective
A Wronged Crook
A Self-effacing Pianist
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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