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An Excitable Game Show Host
A Grief Flight Attendant
A Humble Veterinarian
An Indignant Hunter
A Regimental Sailor
An Adventurous Crook
An Impulsive Deputy
A Dirty Barber
A Sarcastic Pastor
A Restrained Mathematician
A Morbid Mayor
An Argumentative Truck Driver
A Gentle Musician
A Provoked Burglar
A Hesitant Model
A Dependent Drummer
A Cruel Shoemaker
A Bright Jeweler
A Paralyzed Journalist
A Deep Waiter
A Sarcastic Carpenter
A Blissful Dictator
A Wary Athlete
A Hardy Surgeon
A Gleeful Comedian
A Reactionary Clown
A Dutiful Torturer
An Uneasy Assassin
An Idiosyncratic Drummer
A Sorrowful Goatherd
A Shaky Teacher
A Despicable Waiter
A Tasteful Dogcatcher
A Predatory Builder
A Cowardly Priest
An Important Fashion Designer
A Pure Pirate
An Annoyed Terrorist
A Willing Actor
A Subtle Pharmacist
A Grief Technician
A Charmless Writer
A Touchy Ventriloquist
An Intuitive Physicist
A Clear-headed Model
A Fortunate Bandit
A Glad Waiter
A Witty Captain
An Inflamed Cameraman
An Enthusiastic Archer
A Rustic Police Officer
An Encouraged Taxidermist
A Loving Sleuth
A Happy Explorer
A Wishful Entrepreneur
An Idealistic Builder
A Dishonest Rat Catcher
A Pessimistic Real Estate Agent
An Unfathomable Writer
A Sulky Sound Technician
A Doubtful Mechanic
An Irrational Police Officer
A Sweet Chemist
A Hurried Carpenter
A Regimental Dictator
An Upright Baker
A Subtle Guitarist
An Affectionate Optometrist
A Possessive Judge
A Grieved Medic
A Cynical Air Traffic Controller
A Peaceful Lifeguard
A Disorderly Pastor
An Eager Spelunker
A Hopeful Builder
An Extraordinary Magician
A Stubborn Pianist
A Reliable Diver
A Provoked Spy
A Woeful Judge
A Hearty Composer
A Hesitant Barista
A Hard Working Taxi-driver
An Uneasy Poet
A Concerned Webmaster
A Restless Playwright
A Wary Comedian
A Mawkish Detective
A Fixed Drug Dealer
An Infatuated Paramedic
A Playful Terrorist
A Paranoid Singer
An Obsessive Cook
An Offensive Matador
A Cowardly Psychiatrist
A Narcissistic Priest
A Detestable Chicken Sexer
A Skillful Yak Herder
An Aloof Fortune-teller
A Childish Actor
A Bland Captain
A Sad Pastor
A Superficial Dogcatcher
An Unsentimental Bank Robber
A Restrained Gardener
An Interested Ornithologist
An Opinionated Tailor
A Casual Drummer
A Forthright Soldier
A Receptive Terrorist
A Studious Gladiator
A Principled Swordsmith
An Admirable Yodeler
An Inferior Lighthouse-keeper
A Wronged Impersonator
A Secure Juggler
A Strong-willed Pianist
A Pompous Chef
A Restless Dentist
A Faithless Private Detective
A Small-thinking Captain
A Protective Painter
A Modest Paramedic
A Callous Ninja
An Inquisitive Silversmith
A Depressed Yodeler
A Thoughtless Bartender
An Oppressed Game Show Host
A Balanced Mason
An Unsure Undertaker
A Purposeful Singer
A Hesitant Herbalist
An Inoffensive Paleontologist
A Contemptible Shepherd
A Dissonant Customs Officer
An Abrasive Fashion Designer
A Sensual Dressmaker
A Precise Waiter
A Stable Linguist
A Woeful Illustrator
A Distressed Actor
A Cowardly Surgeon
An Uncertain Reporter
A Subjective Clockmaker
A Predictable Bureaucrat
An Encouraged Engineer
A Kind Senator
An Engrossed Fortune-teller
A Jubilant Terrorist
An Aggressive Executioner
An Ambitious Photographer
A Domineering Waiter
A Cynical Writer
A Disturbing Mechanic
A Hesitant Candlemaker
A Steadfast Cab Driver
A Trendy Chef
A Weak-willed Director
A Contradictory Choreographer
An Energetic Private Detective
A Repugnant Percussionist
A Suave Physician
A Wonderful Dictator
A Crazy Garbage Collector
A Self-indulgent Guard
A Sophisticated Security Guard
A Reliable Construction Worker
A Skinny Beautician
A Delighted Chief of Police
A Happy Jockey
An One-dimensional Nurse
An Offended Priest
A Snoopy Psychiatrist
A Nonchalant Researcher
An Airy Weaver
A Crazy Ventriloquist
A Tough Cartoonist
A Sentimental Sculptor
A Grim Police Officer
A Profound Reporter
A Self-critical Salesperson
A Deceptive Programmer
An Obnoxious Guard
An Understanding Detective
A Misguided Magician
An Unpatriotic Lumberjack
An Authoritarian Violinist
A Provoked Minister
A Sophisticated Knight
An Irrational Choreographer
An Excitable Pirate
A Gentle Hunter
A Passionate Butcher
A Disturbing Chimney-sweep
An Obvious Police Officer
A Tense Radiologist
A Good-natured Trapper
A Conformist Sniper
An Idealistic Diplomat
A Humble Optometrist
An Odd Poet
A Mannered Criminal
A Meddlesome Bandit
A Forgetful Stunt Double
A Creative Construction Worker
An Antisocial Monk
A Self-denying Dictator
An Intelligent Taxi-driver
A Conformist Coroner
An Invulnerable Scientist
A Studious Bricklayer
An Organized Historian
An Excited Executioner
A Destructive Fisher
An Orderly Beautician
A Modern Boatbuilder
An Objective Candlemaker
An Artificial Shipwright
A Hurried Criminal
A Joyous Cheesemaker
A Lazy Shepherd
An Annoyed Lifeguard
An Inflamed Mobster
An Intense Scout
An Enraged Air Traffic Controller
A Weak-willed Pirate
An Outrageous Programmer
A Conciliatory Pilot
An One-dimensional Watchmaker
An Unhealthy Salesperson
A Soft Writer
A Witty Tailor
A Sad Merchant
A Tall Judge
A Hardworking Carver
An Embarrassed Spin Doctor
A Receptive Hypnotist
A Pompous Chimney-sweep
An Indulgent Waiter
A Neglectful Dentist
An Arrogant Goatherd
An Amiable Sculptor
An Impersonal Poet
An Injured Writer
A Lonely Violinist
A Captivating Judge
An Irritable Miner
A Desperate Teacher
A Rustic Terrorist
An Observant Interrogator
A Resourceful Taxi-driver
An Unappreciative Merchant
An Unpleasant Tattooist
An Easy Magistrate
A Chummy Saxophonist
A Laughing Criminal
A Meticulous Chauffeur
An Unpredicatable Nurse
A Compassionate Herald
A Cute Cartoonist
An Erratic Beautician
A Shy Lumberjack
An Insincere Chief of Police
A Hardworking Gondolier
A Disciplined Choreographer
An Impatient Hypnotist
An Eager Webmaster
A Rustic Interior Designer
A Conciliatory Cheesemaker
An Ambitious Fraudster
A Lovable Sleuth
A Painstaking Barber
A Responsive Actor
A Patient DJ
A Precise Architect
An Athletic Yodeler
A Perverse Personal Trainer
A Decent Screenwriter
A Calculating Percussionist
A Disillusioned Painter
A Stoic Cameraman
A Tasteful Guard
A Happy Blacksmith
A Tragic Assassin
An Interested Imam
A Steely Researcher
A Hardworking Manager
A Pure Police Officer
An Unpredicatable Impersonator
A Short Jailer
A Puritanical Dietician
An Enthusiastic Interpreter
An Agonizing Navigator
A Demanding Court Jester
A Depressed Chef
A Tasteful Manicurist
An Alienated Swordsmith
A Trusting DJ
A Possessive Computer Programmer
A Fortunate Lighthouse-keeper
A Nervous Pirate
An Honest Electrician
A Cheerful Dogcatcher
A Fraudulent Firefighter
A Smiling Plumber
A Panicked Brewer
A Funny Sage
A Rowdy Coroner
An Agreeable Mortician
An Intelligent Sniper
A Laughing Inventor
A Lovable Swordsmith
An Impressionable Undertaker
An Aggressive Dentist
A Competitive Evangelist
A Mannerless Burglar
A Brittle Baker
A Driven Zookeeper
A Small-thinking Historian
An Agonized Illustrator
A Solitary Trapper
A Dedicated Receptionist
A Self-indulgent Real Estate Agent
An Appreciative Banker
A Weak Matador
A Doubtful Clown
A Lucky Torturer
A Protective Editor
A Disorganized Animal Trainer
An Intrigued Bank Robber
A Dependent Poet
An Unrestrained Graphic Artist
A Lost Physicist
A Satisfied Scout
A Surprised Veterinarian
An Ignorant Blacksmith
A Demanding Plumber
An Enraged Sleuth
A Guilty Fraudster
An Incorruptible Programmer
An Understanding Truck Driver
A Well-meaning Choreographer
A Fanciful Librarian
A Gentle Actor
A Repentant Private Detective
A Detestable Bandit
A Perplexed Hypnotist
A Hard Working Pilot
A Strong-willed Exterminator
An Expedient Psychiatrist
A Familial Air Traffic Controller
A Practical Cab Driver
An Unfathomable Astronaut
A Sad Sculptor
A Disorganized Torturer
An Intrigued Coach
A Pompous Mercenary
A Lovable Pianist
An Ambitious Messenger
A Responsive Record Producer
A Debonair Librarian
A Moody Yodeler
A Laughing Goatherd
A Sympathetic Cook
A Funny Principal
A Hard Working Jockey
A Hardworking Drug Dealer
A Stern Gondolier
A Haughty Painter
An Obvious Juggler
A Religious Jailer
A Personable Photographer
A Snoopy Shaman
A Frightened Surgeon
An Irreligious Researcher
An Obsessive Choreographer
An Impressionable Librarian
An Annoyed Chief of Police
A Skeptical Technician
A Miserly Dentist
A Bizarre Dancer
A Threatened Bank Robber
A Young DJ
A Scrupulous Rat Catcher
A Submissive Tattooist
A Self-critical Teacher
A Nonchalant Soldier
A Quaking Ninja
An Annoyed Beggar
A Personable Poet
A Noncommittal Exterminator
A Dirty Librarian
A Fraudulent Weaver
A Muddle-headed Cook
A Blunt Thief
A Reassured Dogcatcher
A Thoughtless Cameraman
A Neutral Wizard
A Genuine Teacher
A Romantic Rat Catcher
A Single-minded Philanthropist
A Scrupulous Dressmaker
An Egocentric Radiologist
A Cautious Dietician
A Money-minded Choreographer
A Barbaric Beggar
A Willing Doctor
A Terrified Actor
A Meticulous Sniper
A Relaxed Record Producer
A Deceptive Writer
A Steadfast Firefighter
A Surprised Chief of Police
An Inoffensive Drummer
A Sentimental Cartoonist
An Important Beekeeper
An Irreligious Guard
An Imaginative Antique Dealer
An Encouraged Locksmith
A Sly Sculptor
A Blissful Shop Assistant
A Doubtful Coroner
A Disruptive Swimming Coach
An Uninhibited Chemist
A Disorganized Swimmer
A Hard Working Historian
A Mannerless Builder
A High-handed Marshal
A Strict Politician
An Orderly Goatherd
A Glad Dressmaker
A Stylish Butler
A Hardworking Waiter
A Lost Undertaker
An Irrational Gardener
A Conventional Chauffeur
An Oppressed Chief of Police
An Unpatriotic Spy
An Invisible Swineherd
A Possessive Pianist
A Distressed Printer
A Disrespectful Screenwriter
An Extraordinary Fishmonger
An Upset Guru
A Spirited Comedian
A Scornful Assassin
A Mawkish Shaman
An Unhappy Stunt Double
A Healthy DJ
A Tenacious Sailor
A Paralyzed Florist
An Engrossed Peddlar
A Quirky Mechanic
A Contemplative Governor
A Gracious Undertaker
A Glamorous Clown
A Venomous Captain
An Incorruptible Broker
An Indecisive Journalist
A Mawkish Professor
A Fun-loving Secretary
A Cross Criminal
An Insincere Marshal
An Earnest Model
A Beautiful Bodyguard
A Perplexed Social Worker
A Deceitful Publisher
A Passionate Busker
A Scrupulous Tailor
A Logical Private Detective
A Detestable Philanthropist
A Morbid Firefighter
A Stern Gardener
An Excitable Silversmith
A Disinterested Shepherd
A Thorough Lumberjack
An Ambitious Butcher
A Tasteless Bonecarver
A Subjective Juggler
An Obedient Beautician
A Happy Chemist
A Terrified Game Show Host
A Sexy Missionary
A Cold Court Jester
An Empathetic Monk
An Old Explorer
A Ruined Engineer
A Gracious Painter
An Apathetic Waiter
A Provocative Illustrator
A Calm Clockmaker
A Hardworking Dancer
A Bitter Firefighter
A Strict Spy
A Complacent Beautician
A Free and Easy Scout
A Sympathetic Salesperson
A Groovy Cab Driver
An Indignant Bartender
A Brilliant Hairdresser
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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