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A Timid Air Traffic Controller
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A Perverse Ambassador
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A Healthy Librarian
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An Observant Computer Programmer
A Delighted Architect
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A Sweet Psychiatrist
A Precise Editor
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A Beautiful Juggler
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A Cold Marshal
A Self-reliant Pharmacist
A Mature Police Officer
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A Funky Plumber
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A Frightened Cook
An Obvious Deputy
A Solitary Doctor
A Perfectionist Dictator
A Self-denying Florist
An Impatient Blacksmith
A Hateful Criminal
A Superstitious Ornithologist
A Pathetic Archaeologist
An Argumentative Bureaucrat
An Uncertain Referee
A Noncommittal Welder
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A Dignified Dentist
An Outspoken Actor
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An Arrogant Jailer
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A Lost Waiter
A Sad Singer
A Modest Politician
A Beautiful Courier
A Sweet Radiologist
A Disciplined Spin Doctor
An Ashamed Marine
A Maternal Guard
An Agonizing Translator
A Leisurely Lawyer
A Weak Lifeguard
An Important Cosmonaut
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A Rejected Choreographer
An Appalled Composer
A Responsible Coach
A Lovable Sniper
An Irresponsible Matador
An Uneasy Florist
A Quiet Impersonator
A Funny Photographer
An Easily Discouraged Dietician
A Familial Comedian
An Unrestrained Sleuth
An Outrageous Construction Worker
A Disciplined Missionary
A Tormented Torturer
A Pedantic Hairdresser
An Alert Chemist
A Sordid Playwright
A Predatory Assassin
An Indecisive Editor
A Frightening Stonecutter
An Ignorant Dancer
A Sensitive Florist
A Guilty Magistrate
A Miserly Dogcatcher
An Unprincipled Chef
An Artificial Taxidermist
A Self-reliant Hypnotist
An Expedient Bartender
A Thievish Lawyer
A Rational Clerk
A Passionate Swimming Coach
A Clean Detective
A Hopeful Pirate
An Infatuated Pickpocket
A Respectful Bandit
A Narrow-minded Surgeon
A Provocative Interpreter
An Agreeable Graphic Artist
A Purposeful Marshal
A Humorous Hotelier
An Energetic Miner
A Difficult Sheriff
A Disciplined Navigator
A Crying Juggler
A Pleased Banker
A Studious Fashion Designer
A Forgetful Peddlar
An Intolerant Wizard
A Repugnant Composer
An Alarmed Candlemaker
A Dynamic Lighthouse-keeper
An Organized Sniper
A Blunt Factory Worker
A Phlegmatic Game Show Host
An Idiosyncratic Customs Officer
An Elegant Ventriloquist
A Tasteless Athlete
A Brilliant Nurse
An Uncomplaining Cameraman
A Mealymouthed Percussionist
A Discouraging Janitor
A Solemn Doctor
A Self-effacing Private Detective
A Bitter Graphic Artist
A Gleeful Social Worker
An Offhand Tattooist
An Unpleasant Diplomat
A Plodding Secretary
An Authoritarian Tailor
An Aloof Dogcatcher
A Selfish Archaeologist
A Dedicated Dentist
An Efficient Comedian
An Unfathomable Game Show Host
An Attractive Bartender
A Messy Veterinarian
A Lost Butcher
A Vulnerable Inventor
An Obsessive Ninja
A Clumsy Police Officer
An Encouraged Rat Catcher
A Fanatical Bodyguard
A Thievish Reporter
A Tense Journalist
A Principled Actor
An Anxious Violinist
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A Miserly Silversmith
A Mystical Mason
An Organized Blacksmith
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A Tense Veterinarian
An Injured Chemist
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A Principled Spy
An Innovative Tailor
A Young Teacher
A Self-conscious Interpreter
An Amazed Firefighter
A Helpless Hairdresser
A Fatigued Psychiatrist
A Skillful Medic
A Lazy Park Ranger
A Grief Beekeeper
An Abrupt Chicken Sexer
A Groovy Fortune-teller
A Simple Bodyguard
An Experimental Cosmonaut
A Steadfast Inventor
A Lonely Publisher
A Forceful Coach
A Closed off Taxidermist
A Disloyal Archer
A Casual Interpreter
A Self-denying Brewer
A Conceited Gladiator
A Mellow Police Officer
A Worked Up Beggar
A Lost Wedding Planner
A Soft Merchant
A Glamorous Tailor
A Callous Knight
A Disobedient Juggler
A Generous DJ
A Helpless Janitor
A Heartbroken Jeweler
A Healthy Bank Robber
An Oppressed Gardener
A Hopeful Fraudster
A Closed off Jailer
A Weak-willed Stonecutter
An Irreligious Barber
A Cold Hunter
A Mannerless Comedian
A Delicate Beggar
A Well-read Peddlar
A Loyal Cook
A Sadistic Librarian
An Ugly Police Officer
A Disinterested Scout
A Deceptive Violinist
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An Unfriendly Doctor
A Ruined Chimney-sweep
A Hostile Ventriloquist
An Individualistic Botanist
A Faithful Sound Technician
A Folksy Stunt Double
A Cynical Garbage Collector
An Upright Impersonator
A Narcissistic Translator
A Shaky Bartender
A Suave Coroner
A Strict Mathematician
A Perverse Captain
A Resourceful Undertaker
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An Elegant Biologist
A Driven Writer
An Anxious Lifeguard
A Brave Truck Driver
A Complex Psychiatrist
A Discouraged Gate-keeper
A Snoopy Servant
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A Charming Builder
An Efficient Screenwriter
A Wise Conductor
A Bitter Cheesemaker
A Laughing Webmaster
A Clear-headed Minister
An Intense Shaman
A Confidential Professor
An Offhand Pirate
A Familial Sleuth
A Trendy Captain
A Loyal Chicken Sexer
A Perplexed Air Traffic Controller
A Hearty Dentist
A Wealthy Hairdresser
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A Negativistic Spelunker
A Mournful Truck Driver
A Zany Tattooist
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A Folksy Translator
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A Skeptical Juggler
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An Artful Sniper
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A Scared Beggar
A Mournful Architect
A Rational Receptionist
A Fanciful Taxi-driver
A Willful Gravedigger
A Brutal Pickpocket
A Sarcastic Ventriloquist
A Certain Hypnotist
A Touchy DJ
A Colorful Garbage Collector
An Extraordinary Chief of Police
A Hardworking Nanny
A Driven Dietician
A Difficult Sheepshearer
A Responsible Pilot
A Tough Taxidermist
A Morbid Sheriff
An Alienated Lumberjack
A Freethinking Marine
A Superficial Guitarist
A Fearful Mercenary
An Understanding Astronaut
A Liberated Plumber
A Messy Paleontologist
A Closed off Chimney-sweep
A Well-meaning Surgeon
A Hesitant Minister
A Unique Chief of Police
A Daring Salesperson
An Idealistic Blacksmith
A Cowardly Mobster
A Scared Librarian
A Treacherous Cameraman
A Boisterous Shipwright
A Discreet Carver
A Self-reliant Gondolier
A Silly Yak Herder
An Eager Chef
A Ready Game Show Host
A Conciliatory Pilot
A Scheming Sleuth
A Sensitive Director
An Irritated Conductor
A Fixed Psychiatrist
A Nihilistic Wizard
A Panicked Court Jester
A Skeptical Actor
An Amusing Lighthouse-keeper
A Disloyal Governor
An Uncomplaining Student
A Romantic Ambassador
An Amazing Athlete
A Daring Singer
An Irreligious Bank Robber
A Self-denying Missionary
An Understanding Miner
A Ravenous Fraudster
A Busy Security Guard
A Petty Violinist
A Bland Chicken Sexer
A Strong Chauffeur
A Boisterous Printer
A Nonchalant Mason
An Inquisitive Barista
An Upset Shepherd
An Argumentative Construction Worker
A Vague Taxidermist
A Gloomy Coach
A Repressed Gardener
A Mawkish Messenger
A Complacent Scout
A Realistic Bank Robber
A Deceitful Model
A Scared Marshal
A Miserable Firefighter
An Orderly Researcher
A Fuming Radiologist
A Trusting Chef
An Aggressive Pirate
A Laughing Burglar
A Hefty Wizard
A Rowdy Hypnotist
A Charismatic Librarian
An Erratic Welder
A Brilliant Historian
A Freewheeling Sheriff
An Insightful Medic
An One-dimensional Professor
An Alert Police Officer
A Graceless Guru
A Young Engineer
A Questioning Imam
An Assertive Silversmith
A Reflective Bartender
A Fashionable Poet
A Self-effacing Explorer
A Tough Navigator
A Tasteless Bandit
A Cross Burglar
An Idiosyncratic Writer
An Alert Nanny
A Weak-willed Scout
A Disillusioned Wizard
A Sorrowful Cosmonaut
A Fascinated Police Officer
A Prim Swimming Coach
A Crying Drummer
A Debonair Tax Collector
A Messy Mason
A Pathetic Interior Designer
A Charismatic Paramedic
A Restless Pilot
A Perfectionist Editor
A Groovy Builder
A Critical Chief of Police
A Persuasive Shipwright
An Extraordinary Computer Programmer
A Responsive Artist
A Punctual Optometrist
A Quiet Manager
An Escapist Chef
A Disrespectful Inventor
A Bright Cheesemaker
A Rational Court Jester
An Appalled Salesperson
A Threatened Sniper
A Well-meaning Clown
A Cheating Animal Trainer
A Magnanimous Beggar
A Hostile Jeweler
A Deep Lighthouse-keeper
A Compassionate Marine
An Old-fashioned Manager
An Important Teacher
An Indignant Dogcatcher
A Sorrowful Historian
A Predatory Florist
A Self-denying Paleontologist
A Conscientious Banker
A Cold Pirate
A Devious Model
A Pessimistic Truck Driver
A Hateful Waiter
A Graceless Taxidermist
A Critical Fortune-teller
A Caring Barber
A Hedonistic Zookeeper
A Resentful Computer Programmer
An Interested Rabbi
A Determined Bureaucrat
A Sensual Chemist
A Lonely Interrogator
A Dismayed Pickpocket
A Cultured Minister
A Gallant Screenwriter
A Predatory Publisher
A Meddlesome Photographer
An Admirable Baker
An Irritable Biologist
A Frugal Fortune-teller
A Respectful Exotic Dancer
An Impudent Factory Worker
A Cross Fisher
An Invulnerable Priest
A Subjective Sailor
A Dignified Actor
A Precise Artist
A Sensual Translator
An Inert Busker
A Powerless Accountant
A Selfish Composer
A Friendly Executioner
A Generous Sleuth
A Fanciful Cook
A Frivolous Cheesemaker
A Pleased Ventriloquist
A Popular Poet
An Alert Coroner
An Irrational Miner
A Foolish Terrorist
A Mature Bank Robber
A Dirty Guard
A Suave Senator
An Unambitious Teacher
An Escapist Chemist
A Neat Pawnbroker
A Procrastinating Researcher
An Extraordinary Marshal
A Sloppy Guru
A Confident Magician
A Sporting Guitarist
A Lustful Messenger
A Disloyal Diver
An Amoral Coach
A Pugnacious Bandit
An Abrupt Chauffeur
An Uncertain Swimmer
An Unfathomable Sheepshearer
A Phlegmatic Priest
A Tidy Bricklayer
A Desolate Candlemaker
A Dirty Janitor
A Detestable Drummer
A Scholarly Writer
An Obsessive Oracle
A Faithful Spy
An Inconsiderate Clown
An Unrestrained Peddlar
A Cheerful Mechanic
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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