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An Outspoken Astronaut
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A Young Goatherd
A Daring Cheesemaker
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An Imaginative Director
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A Political Assassin
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A Venomous Weaver
A Well-read Gravedigger
A Rowdy Hunter
An Anxious Builder
A Thievish Percussionist
A Big-thinking Artist
A Discouraging Paleontologist
A Purposeful Lifeguard
A Formal Coach
A Victimized Playwright
An at Ease Soldier
An Appalled Blacksmith
A Fanatical Game Show Host
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A Sure Pilot
A Painstaking Monk
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A Laughing Wizard
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A Heartbroken Real Estate Agent
An Educated Rabbi
A Folksy Technician
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A Self-reliant Illustrator
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A Cantakerous Saxophonist
A Principled Chef
A Lonely Reporter
A Friendly Playwright
A Complex Architect
A Kind Customs Officer
A Whimsical Inventor
An Alienated Accountant
A Sanctimonious Baker
A Smiling Interpreter
A Sad Cheesemaker
A Compassionate Gravedigger
A Courteous Judge
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A Confidential Comedian
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An Impudent Spy
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A Lucky Wizard
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An Unpredicatable Barber
A Fanatical Innkeeper
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A Lying Doctor
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A Reactionary Webmaster
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A Terrible Dictator
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An Old Courier
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A Perverse Sleuth
An Athletic Singer
A Disrespectful Taxidermist
An Ordinary Dancer
A Poor Clerk
A Vindictive Bartender
A Narcissistic Physicist
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A Lifeless Entertainer
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A Weird Dietician
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A Meddlesome Air Traffic Controller
A Disinterested Guitarist
A Possessive Jockey
A Brutal Barista
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A Hearty Police Officer
A Panicked Game Show Host
A Cooperative Dentist
A Preoccupied Gravedigger
A Charming Shaman
An Oppressed Animal Trainer
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A Completely Normal Surgeon
A Generous Guard
An Amusing Farmer
An Overimaginative Sculptor
A Thrilled Rabbi
A Strong Florist
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An Erratic Senator
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A Sporting Taxi-driver
An Intent Barber
A Lustful Hypnotist
A Fortunate Choreographer
A Responsible Mechanic
A Sly Photographer
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A Perplexed Tailor
A Threatened Shaman
An Oppressed Doctor
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A Skeptical Police Officer
A Lost Model
A Lonely Captain
A Humorous Hotelier
A Guilty Herbalist
A Dynamic Lifeguard
A Steadfast Fortune-teller
A Tasteless Jockey
A Thrilled Imam
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A Noncompetitive Cobbler
A Petty Clown
A Superficial Shepherd
A Glamorous Cook
A Sharing Comedian
An Obnoxious Soldier
An Ecstatic Truck Driver
A Decisive Nanny
An Individualistic Magician
A Meticulous Captain
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A Neurotic Hypnotist
A Fashionable Swimmer
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A Lovely Poet
A Sophisticated Athlete
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A Clumsy Florist
A Nosy Accountant
An Inflamed Barber
A Forgiving Diplomat
An Insincere Programmer
A Simple Servant
An Annoyed Magistrate
A Ready Shoemaker
A Spontaneous Greengrocer
A Hateful Interior Designer
A Childish Playwright
An Adventurous Torturer
A Kind Guitarist
An Aggressive Astronaut
An Elated Hypnotist
A Skinny Dentist
A Bold Chemist
A Strict Taxi-driver
A Brittle Author
A High-spirited Social Worker
An Easily Discouraged Judge
A Fearful Surgeon
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A Fanatical Radiologist
An Earnest Goatherd
A Disciplined Stunt Double
An Offensive Physician
A Confused Beautician
A Whimsical Sleuth
An Alone Tax Collector
A Careless Herbalist
An Unprincipled Surgeon
An Unambitious Actor
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A Rejected Plumber
A Wise Cab Driver
An Incapable Tailor
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A Tortured Shop Assistant
A Trendy Technician
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A Hostile Spelunker
A Persuasive Medic
An Open-minded Cosmonaut
An Anxious Scout
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A Practical Guide
A Fickle Dancer
An Extreme Court Jester
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A Forthright Gladiator
A Humorous Publisher
A Graceless Criminal
A Melancholic Drummer
A Discouraging Sheriff
An Elegant Minister
A Lucky Thief
A Stern Truck Driver
A Colorful Cobbler
An Emotional Sleuth
A Blunt Brewer
A Cooperative Painter
A Suspicious Spy
A Sure Chauffeur
A Short Salesperson
A Lustful Carpenter
An Independent Private Detective
A Passive Sniper
A Tasteless Chef
An Amoral Matador
A Cantakerous Philanthropist
An Elated Burglar
A Keen Servant
A Content Graphic Artist
A Weary Taxi-driver
An Unpredicatable Hairdresser
A Confidential Dictator
A Discouraged Butler
An Earnest Archaeologist
An Offended Technician
A Humiliated Soldier
A Colorful Fashion Designer
A Self-conscious Model
An Inconsiderate Matador
A Dry Pirate
An Energetic Cheesemaker
A Cheerful Physicist
A Shy Beautician
A Distressed Dietician
A Purposeful Security Guard
An Old Bricklayer
A Fortunate Police Officer
A Frugal Receptionist
A Rigid Dentist
An Enigmatic Bureaucrat
An Extraordinary Swordsmith
A Willful Flight Attendant
An Annoyed Gate-keeper
A Ritualistic Thief
An Easy Bodyguard
An Apathetic Radiologist
An Excitable Bank Robber
A Selfless Model
An Abrasive Pirate
A Cautious Detective
A Quaking Webmaster
A Hesitant Firefighter
An Easily Discouraged Guitarist
A Fuming Clockmaker
A Businesslike Air Traffic Controller
A Puritanical Herbalist
A Frightened Chimney-sweep
An Artful Radiologist
A Dry Saxophonist
An Unsentimental Tailor
A Humiliated Architect
A Moralistic Clerk
An Irreligious Captain
A Frugal Exterminator
A Provoked Dogcatcher
A Discreet Goatherd
A Cold Assassin
A Perplexed Chef
A Whimsical Cab Driver
An Imaginative Guard
A Realistic Coroner
A Dejected Burglar
A Depressed Criminal
A Vulnerable Surgeon
A Gentle Librarian
A Content Bishop
An Observant Peddlar
An Escapist Choreographer
A Vindictive Police Officer
A Wealthy Security Guard
An Ordinary Social Worker
An Upset Barista
A Useless Tailor
A Difficult Messenger
An Ignorant Factory Worker
A Faithless Carpenter
A Reflective Plumber
A Provocative Customs Officer
A Dedicated Scientist
An Envious Knight
A Snoopy Jailer
A Bland Tattooist
A Mournful Guru
A Playful Executioner
A Neat Cheesemaker
A Hefty Physicist
An Attractive Composer
A Casual Actor
An Intelligent Cartoonist
An Unpredicatable Biologist
A Sordid Archer
An Invulnerable Criminal
A Brutal Spy
An Erratic Pilot
A Tactless Soldier
An Ugly Nurse
A Modest Lighthouse-keeper
A Responsive Beautician
A Discourteous Sheriff
A Secretive Plumber
A Magnanimous Waiter
A Hungry Dogcatcher
A Victimized Chief of Police
An Empty Bartender
A Childish Bank Robber
A Creative Accountant
An Obedient Deputy
A Troublesome Barber
An Unpatriotic Mayor
A Sore Linguist
A Festive Animal Trainer
A Gleeful Guru
A Courteous Pilot
A Questioning Singer
An Insightful Biologist
A Rejected Sailor
A Tragic Editor
A Faithful Gladiator
A Guileless Rabbi
A Political Executioner
A Mature Swineherd
A Caring Monk
An Emotional Teacher
A Personable Scientist
A Painstaking Student
An Agonized Lighthouse-keeper
A Strong Comedian
A Well-rounded Peddlar
A Perverse Professor
A Sympathetic Computer Programmer
A Desperate Detective
A Delighted Mason
A Scared Imam
A Difficult Optometrist
A Predatory Salesperson
A Disinterested Publisher
A Regimental Mechanic
A Laughing Sniper
An Erratic Record Producer
A Conventional Bodyguard
A Grieved Locksmith
A Liberated Meteorologist
A Pleased Electrician
A Frightening Swordsmith
A Scared Journalist
An Authoritarian Shepherd
An Intuitive Pilot
A Self-conscious Professor
A Romantic Gladiator
An Indulgent Matador
A Sharing Chef
A Willing Spy
A Stable Manicurist
A Young Brewer
A Crafty Beggar
An Irresponsible Ventriloquist
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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