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An Egocentric Fraudster
A Superstitious Electrician
An Aimless Tailor
A Big-thinking Dentist
A Poor Jeweler
A Forgiving Carver
A Folksy Linguist
An Uninhibited Hypnotist
A Trusting Physicist
An Envious Executioner
A Cheating Spelunker
A Treacherous Governor
A Playful Undertaker
A Dramatic Construction Worker
An Attractive Guard
A Cautious Peddlar
An Authoritarian Dancer
An Unpredicatable Chef
A Content Firefighter
A Closed off Stonecutter
An Offhand Spin Doctor
A Doubtful Florist
A Certain Yodeler
A Zany Tattooist
An Exciting Teacher
An Uneasy Diver
A Reverential Gravedigger
A Frisky Violinist
A Subjective Barber
A Decadent Banker
A Trembling DJ
An Energetic Zookeeper
A Prudent Baker
A Physical Plumber
An Impressionable Hunter
An Alert Thief
A Submissive Bartender
A Mechanical Optometrist
A Relaxed Composer
A Modest Drummer
A Cooperative Security Guard
A Malicious Pharmacist
A Tender Painter
A Freethinking Sculptor
A Sly Customs Officer
A Cute Scout
A Blunt Actor
A Leisurely Teacher
A Desperate Bureaucrat
A Nosy Coach
A Muddle-headed Swordsmith
A Proud Swimming Coach
A Hateful Director
A Lucky Bandit
A Friendly Shop Assistant
An Empty Make-up Artist
A Dramatic Waiter
An Unhappy Webmaster
A Worked Up Deputy
A Dogmatic Ventriloquist
A Patriotic Author
A Rejected Security Guard
A Cheating Blacksmith
An Old-fashioned Paleontologist
A Focused Chicken Sexer
A Humiliated Gravedigger
An Effeminate Court Jester
An Amusing Sculptor
An Unprincipled Surgeon
A Dignified Stonecutter
An Obsessive Playwright
A Skinny Flight Attendant
A Contemplative Drummer
A Rebellious Peddlar
A Gleeful Artist
An Envious Guru
A Resentful Bandit
A Compassionate Tattooist
An Elegant Innkeeper
An Oppressed Silversmith
A Clever Botanist
A Delicate Hypnotist
An Amiable Paramedic
A Passionate Fortune-teller
A Disciplined Barber
An Ashamed Artist
A Bizarre Gondolier
An Unpleasant Governor
A Cute Assassin
A Hidebound Thief
A Hungry Explorer
A Compassionate Journalist
A Sober Ninja
A Dependent Locksmith
A Paralyzed Optometrist
An Enervated Swordsmith
A Debonair Sage
A Solitary Swineherd
A Busy Builder
An Energetic Chef
A Prudent Taxi-driver
A Chummy Game Show Host
A Self-indulgent Gravedigger
A Slow Interpreter
A Grim Choreographer
An Infuriated Sailor
A Dignified Florist
A Driven Editor
A Silly Philanthropist
A Ruined Shoemaker
A Reliable Conductor
A Charmless Tattooist
An Unappreciative Air Traffic Controller
A Faithful Sculptor
A Competitive Farmer
A Satisfied Record Producer
A Fanatical Gladiator
A Pleased Assassin
A Compassionate Artist
A Conscientious Inventor
A Hesitant Factory Worker
A Gullible Pianist
A Perceptive Weaver
A Scholarly Stunt Double
An Indignant Lumberjack
A Receptive Interior Designer
A Prejudiced Beautician
A Pugnacious Captain
A Faithful Exotic Dancer
An Amazed Hairdresser
An Airy Taxi-driver
A Scornful Shepherd
An Orderly Torturer
A Detestable Sailor
A Fickle Pickpocket
A Wary Electrician
A Liberated Poet
A Short Dentist
A Keen Botanist
A Strict Historian
A Grim Crook
A Secretive Impersonator
A Fawning Florist
A Smiling Undertaker
An Appalled Thief
An Infuriated Teacher
A Stiff Missionary
A Faithful Sound Technician
A Troublesome Optometrist
A Touchy Court Jester
A Proud Sculptor
A Dissonant Student
A Spirited Paleontologist
A Preoccupied Stunt Double
A Lying Sniper
A Noncommittal Chef
An Arrogant Cartoonist
A Well-rounded Undertaker
A Transparent Dentist
A Mature Hotelier
A Ravenous Imam
An Idealistic Conductor
A Cautious Beggar
An Unrestrained Goldsmith
An Obedient Pianist
An Ugly Terrorist
A Selfless Illustrator
An Escapist Captain
A Formal Herbalist
A Hypnotic Paleontologist
A Responsive Juggler
A Willful Astronaut
An Impudent Interpreter
A Softheaded Gravedigger
A Vacuous Navigator
A Hopeful Torturer
An Innovative Dancer
A Content Chef
An Honorable Spelunker
A Crude Lawyer
A Closed off Chauffeur
A Ravenous Shepherd
An Easily Discouraged Cook
A Weak Beekeeper
A Melancholic Thief
An Indifferent Jockey
A Dismayed Spy
A Mystical Evangelist
A Comfortable Mayor
A Benevolent Antique Dealer
An Uneasy Politician
A Hefty Tailor
A Charming Saxophonist
A Dirty Referee
A Cute Dogcatcher
A Lovely Taxidermist
A Contradictory Mortician
A Liberated Firefighter
A Dissatisfied Mercenary
A Fortunate Game Show Host
A Calculating Doctor
An Original Sheriff
A Pretentious Architect
An Apathetic Writer
A Weak-willed Spy
An Excited Astronaut
A Surprised Interrogator
A Sentimental Cheesemaker
A Self-denying Juggler
A Shaky Clown
An Unstable Swimmer
A Closed off Sleuth
A Brilliant Exotic Dancer
A Secure Meteorologist
An at Ease Guard
An Idealistic Mortician
A Foolish Thief
A Conceited Drug Dealer
A Tough Marine
A Ready Hairdresser
A Skillful Percussionist
An Obsessive Judge
A Purposeful Spy
A Coarse Mobster
A Deep Detective
A Disconcerting Park Ranger
A Gleeful Firefighter
A Ridiculous Zookeeper
An Inspired Peddlar
A Repentant Electrician
A Neutral Swimming Coach
An Oppressed Sage
A Clean Personal Trainer
A Depressed Model
A Proud Police Officer
An Inflamed Builder
A Crazy Mathematician
A Chummy Pirate
A Poor Baker
A Discouraging Wizard
A Cruel Chemist
An Intense Zookeeper
A Bold Guitarist
A Hostile Air Traffic Controller
A Solemn Dietician
A Forgiving Beautician
A Nervous Dentist
A Profound Swineherd
A Creative Torturer
A Paranoid Bodyguard
A Procrastinating Bank Robber
A Surprising Ornithologist
An Envious Journalist
A Leisurely Bonecarver
A Peaceful Painter
A Sentimental Hunter
A Messy Flight Attendant
A Grieved Bureaucrat
An Encouraged Pickpocket
A Naive Beggar
A Deceptive Cheesemaker
A Vague Coach
A Distrustful Photographer
A Nervous Crook
A Creative Screenwriter
A Flamboyant Make-up Artist
A Free and Easy Captain
An Intense Shaman
A Mawkish Guitarist
An Unsentimental Stonecutter
A Lovely Chief of Police
An Indulgent Webmaster
An Effeminate Busker
A Discouraging Veterinarian
A Repugnant Navigator
An Apathetic Geologist
An Optimistic Mobster
A Dramatic Secretary
A Resentful Engineer
A Patriotic Graphic Artist
A Plodding Pickpocket
A Cruel Model
A Lonely Hypnotist
A Playful Truck Driver
A Confidential Chef
A Regretful Gravedigger
An Extreme Janitor
An Impressionable Broker
A Timid Bartender
An Alarmed Bureaucrat
A Methodical Police Officer
A Dreamy Sniper
A Paralyzed Spin Doctor
A Thoughtless Author
A Submissive Merchant
An Easily Discouraged Secretary
An Admirable Pickpocket
A Patient Reporter
A Conventional Brewer
A Callous Comedian
An Infuriated Singer
A Power-hungry Journalist
A Neat Veterinarian
A Flexible Optometrist
An Excitable Printer
A Receptive Thief
An Admirable Surgeon
An Aggressive Guide
A Wronged Impersonator
A High-handed Translator
A Moody Saxophonist
A Ritualistic Medic
A Private Farmer
An Observant Monk
An Insensitive Beggar
A Pained Firefighter
A Mawkish Model
An Inert Personal Trainer
A Cruel Publisher
An Ambitious Gondolier
A Dull Air Traffic Controller
A High-spirited Marshal
A Distracted Bank Robber
A Discouraged Radiologist
A Profound Wedding Planner
A Suspicious Guide
An Affectionate Chef
An Argumentative Pilot
A Vulnerable Security Guard
A Bizarre Writer
A Bewildered Musician
A Caring Yak Herder
An Abrasive Coroner
A Brave Comedian
An Insensitive Innkeeper
A Rebellious Computer Programmer
A Lovely Ninja
A Power-hungry Beggar
An Agreeable Director
A Sly Air Traffic Controller
A Hefty Terrorist
A Sporting Stonecutter
A Hedonistic Percussionist
A Self-reliant Miner
A Stupefied Chef
A Hurt Matador
A Stylish Banker
A Tearful Interior Designer
A Scholarly Engineer
A Rejected Pastor
A Winning Juggler
A Faithless Stunt Double
A Neurotic Burglar
A Patriotic Drug Dealer
An Intolerant Bandit
An Outspoken Fraudster
A Fiery Drummer
An Opportunistic Bonecarver
A Unique Astronaut
A Cautious Hypnotist
A Destructive Scout
A Monstrous Jailer
A Snoopy Cheesemaker
A Crude Screenwriter
A Dissatisfied Manager
A Self-denying Chauffeur
A Noncompetitive Ambassador
An Empathetic Baker
A Certain Builder
A Detestable Bishop
A Generous Ditch Digger
An Uncaring Poet
A Guilty DJ
A Restrained Hotelier
A Suspicious Beautician
A Discouraged Author
A Brittle Sniper
A Power-hungry Biologist
A Respectful Messenger
A Demanding Missionary
A Despicable Pilot
A Pure Carpenter
An Intolerant Translator
A Forceful Politician
A Conscientious Park Ranger
A Sensual Court Jester
A Vindictive Priest
An Unambitious Sage
A Cowardly Chicken Sexer
An Uncertain Geologist
A Concerned Sleuth
An Observant Truck Driver
A Crafty Chef
A Difficult Make-up Artist
A Vague Impersonator
An Embarrassed Teacher
A Calm Lifeguard
A High-spirited Linguist
A Devoted Firefighter
A Sympathetic Dressmaker
A Determined Illustrator
A Loyal Jockey
A Cautious Gladiator
An Artificial Security Guard
A Self-conscious Scout
A Crude Explorer
A Selfish Guard
A Foolish Sniper
A Gentle Magician
An Attractive Torturer
A Disillusioned Evangelist
A Passive Swineherd
An Arrogant Exotic Dancer
A Closed off Librarian
A Folksy Ventriloquist
A Hidebound Soldier
A Grim Imam
A Brutal Monk
An Unpatriotic Messenger
A Willing Spy
A Dissonant Painter
A Vulnerable Swordsmith
A Plodding Rabbi
An Emotional Impersonator
A Quiet Singer
A Fickle Chemist
A Coarse Beautician
An Incorruptible Jockey
A Weary Priest
A Sporting Hunter
A Healthy Screenwriter
An Unpredicatable Butler
A Frustrated Sniper
An Impatient Manager
A Shy Security Guard
A Sober Diplomat
A Simple Undertaker
A Certain Cook
An Agreeable Goatherd
A Pretentious Lawyer
A Nosy Minister
A Mellow Technician
An Amiable Webmaster
A Bitter Swimming Coach
An Ordinary Impersonator
A Pedantic Wizard
A Resentful Spy
An Impractical Publisher
An Easily Discouraged Astronaut
A Wealthy Magician
A Possessive Governor
A Self-conscious DJ
An Unimaginative Private Detective
A Bright Bandit
A Faithful Police Officer
A Gallant Doctor
An Inert Graphic Artist
An Inconsiderate Judge
A Chummy Actor
A Gracious Wizard
An Intelligent Shipwright
A Disloyal Undertaker
A Predictable Composer
A Solitary Fashion Designer
A Hard Working Plumber
A Warm Terrorist
An Elated Executioner
A Scrupulous Cobbler
An Unhealthy Dressmaker
A Worried Surgeon
A Stupefied Interior Designer
A Forceful Truck Driver
An Admirable DJ
An Indecisive Drug Dealer
An Enigmatic Chicken Sexer
A Monstrous Hairdresser
A Fanciful Juggler
A Thorough Cab Driver
An Inflamed Nurse
An Affectionate Swimmer
A Courteous Sniper
A Frugal Cook
A Serious Private Detective
A Lustful Manicurist
A Stable Musician
An Infatuated Magistrate
A Studious Undertaker
A Humorous Assassin
An Old-fashioned Chemist
A Gloomy Soldier
A Sulky Tattooist
A Predatory Mechanic
A Coarse Secretary
A Spirited Stunt Double
A Cheerful Interior Designer
A Formal Guitarist
A Sensitive Tailor
A Difficult Beautician
A Plodding Sage
A Frivolous Scout
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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