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A Complacent Rat Catcher
A Disrespectful Detective
A Pleased Sniper
A Moralistic Surgeon
An Extravagant Juggler
A Perceptive Wizard
A Compulsive Dogcatcher
An Energetic Chef
A Power-hungry Factory Worker
An Insincere Air Traffic Controller
A Blunt Radiologist
A Sexy Truck Driver
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A Weary Marine
A Predatory Real Estate Agent
A Perfectionist Journalist
A False Matador
An Invisible Pilot
A Disgusting Composer
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A Money-minded Miner
A Placid Dentist
A Disillusioned Printer
An Inflamed Lumberjack
A Provocative Playwright
A Bitter Shipwright
A Contradictory Priest
A Contemplative Reporter
A Stubborn Webmaster
A Cruel Choreographer
An Upright Real Estate Agent
A Well-read Gravedigger
A Weak-willed Cheesemaker
A Noncommittal Chef
An Authoritarian Missionary
A Lovely Assassin
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An Opinionated Publisher
A Cultured Hunter
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A Skeptical Nurse
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A Transparent Park Ranger
A Shrewd Coach
A Hypnotic Innkeeper
A Steely Pawnbroker
A Dishonest Doctor
A Self-sufficent Executioner
A Lucky Court Jester
A Depressed Detective
An Unfriendly Entertainer
A Hardworking Playwright
A Winning Psychiatrist
A Decent Chemist
An Impersonal Record Producer
An Aloof Bodyguard
An Intrigued Mason
A Placid Judge
An Indecisive Wizard
An Ignorant Composer
A Suave Coroner
A Festive Assassin
An Agonizing Saxophonist
A Well-rounded Janitor
A Cheerful Spy
An Inferior Torturer
An Alienated Greengrocer
A Tough Burglar
A Stubborn Guru
A Hesitant Juggler
An Outrageous Principal
A Dominating Doctor
A Resourceful Police Officer
A Gentle Game Show Host
A Religious Garbage Collector
An Intense Imam
A Skinny Mobster
A Ritualistic Priest
A Snoopy Bandit
A Perplexed Chief of Police
A Well-meaning Air Traffic Controller
A Lucky Construction Worker
An Eloquent Chef
An Indignant Shipwright
A Fortunate Paramedic
An Individualistic Magistrate
An Encouraged Bank Robber
A Stupefied Ventriloquist
A Suave Doctor
A Shallow Painter
A Sympathetic Sniper
An Offensive Cab Driver
A Forgiving Cheesemaker
An Amazing Hairdresser
A Steady Spy
An Alienated Diver
A Decent Referee
A Beautiful Actor
An Invisible Playwright
A Callous Fishmonger
A Noncommittal Soldier
A Cheerful Graphic Artist
A Compulsive Trapper
A Shrewd Herald
A Sarcastic Matador
A Compassionate Linguist
An Extraordinary Pilot
A Perfectionist Composer
A Destructive Percussionist
A Deep Hunter
A Muddle-headed Jockey
A Fuming Conductor
A Power-hungry Bandit
A Petty Marshal
A Frisky Swineherd
A Dismayed Gravedigger
A Rejected Mathematician
An Uncomplaining Electrician
A Playful Monk
A Tactless Shepherd
A Driven Private Detective
A Passive Broker
A Passionate Impersonator
An Understanding Swordsmith
A Lousy Sleuth
A Meticulous Model
A Conservative Butcher
An Eloquent Pilot
A Willful Student
A Bitter Veterinarian
A Witty Interior Designer
A Superstitious Baker
An Ecstatic Dogcatcher
An Abrupt Police Officer
A Well-read Security Guard
An Interested Composer
A Steadfast Bank Robber
An Infatuated Model
An Expedient Cook
A Concerned Air Traffic Controller
A Fashionable Torturer
A Discouraging Locksmith
An Educated Soldier
A Discontented Scientist
A Callous Biologist
A Crazy Winemaker
A Private Animal Trainer
A Young Bishop
A Dogmatic Executioner
An Elegant Lifeguard
An Airy Archer
A Pained Physicist
A Perfectionist Paramedic
A Ticklish Butcher
An Unprincipled Busker
A Predatory Graphic Artist
A Studious Farmer
A Logical Messenger
An Erratic Radiologist
A Lovely Tattooist
A Frightening Monk
A Fatalistic Mobster
A Frightened Herald
A Mature Drug Dealer
An Agonized Hunter
An Unhappy Police Officer
An Encouraged Guard
A Deceitful Violinist
A Moody Hypnotist
A Clean Priest
A Ruined Webmaster
A Melancholic Bishop
A Frugal Bandit
A Simple Engineer
A Sedentary Private Detective
A Provocative Carver
An Opinionated Fisher
A Rebellious Juggler
A Regretful Detective
A Well-rounded Sleuth
A Cerebral Weaver
A Shrewd Writer
An Anxious Priest
A Tearful Locksmith
A Lovely Criminal
A Weak-willed Innkeeper
A Lonely Peddlar
An Insincere Linguist
A Dreamy Cartoonist
A Colorful Busker
A Crafty Magician
A Self-indulgent Park Ranger
A Bold Cameraman
An Inferior Taxi-driver
A Troublesome Manicurist
An Interested DJ
A Hurt Teacher
A Disorderly Assassin
A Fearful Weaver
An Honest Oracle
An Astigmatic Goldsmith
A Conventional Bodyguard
A Procrastinating Beekeeper
A Slow Violinist
A Joyous Chief of Police
A Dynamic Chauffeur
A Familial Magician
A Hard Working Manager
An Educated Torturer
A Hopeful Garbage Collector
A Young Reporter
An Appreciative Soldier
An Honorable Cheesemaker
An Extreme DJ
A Sensitive Deputy
A Modest Diver
A Gloomy Builder
A Peaceful Butcher
A Benevolent Judge
A Thankful Servant
An Organized Taxi-driver
A Nonchalant Detective
A Sexy Referee
A Soft Clown
A Sympathetic Mobster
A Stupid Hypnotist
An Intrigued Bodyguard
A Steady Bank Robber
A Freethinking Mercenary
A Distracted Gravedigger
A Confidential Antique Dealer
An Impractical Bishop
A Resentful Shepherd
A Responsible Writer
A Secure Artist
A Gleeful Archer
A Pained Beekeeper
A Kind Dancer
An Amused Candlemaker
A Studious DJ
A Reactionary Impersonator
A Heartbroken Judge
A Worried Private Detective
A Stable Boatbuilder
An Annoyed Farmer
A Nihilistic Chief of Police
An Impractical Mayor
A Daring Court Jester
A Neutral Lifeguard
A Self-reliant Exotic Dancer
A Mechanical Archaeologist
A Fanatical Diplomat
An Artful Inventor
A Discouraged Social Worker
An Offensive Make-up Artist
An Amazed Police Officer
A Serene Coach
A Freewheeling Jailer
A Panicked Physician
An Amusing Fashion Designer
A Hefty Mercenary
A Jolly Tax Collector
A Modern Banker
A Humble Merchant
A Noncompetitive Comedian
A Tragic Fishmonger
A Vindictive Hypnotist
A Pure Beautician
A Narrow-minded Miner
A Puritanical Gladiator
An Easy Cameraman
A Debonair Geologist
A Willing Spy
An Amiable Sniper
An Antisocial Model
A Bitter Translator
A Selfish Baker
A Sure Scout
A Frightened Coach
A Cold Dogcatcher
A Devoted Senator
A Flamboyant Professor
A Suave Broker
A Childish Terrorist
An Objective Guard
An Agonizing Mercenary
A Fawning Garbage Collector
A Fiery Sniper
A Happy Knight
An Unhappy Thief
A False Guru
A Miserable Police Officer
A Grieved Antique Dealer
A Jolly Teacher
An Emotional Lifeguard
An Aimless Hypnotist
A Sure Sculptor
A Clear-headed Lawyer
A Youthful Gladiator
A Deceitful Bandit
A Solemn Sniper
A Self-sufficent Wedding Planner
A Sympathetic Chemist
A Patriotic Astronaut
A Cute Guitarist
A Self-critical Explorer
An Outspoken Detective
A Narcissistic Butler
A Peaceful Blacksmith
A Perfectionist Publisher
An Alarmed Tailor
A Brutal Deputy
A Charming Ditch Digger
A Captivating Record Producer
A Surprising Rat Catcher
A Dissatisfied Guru
A Self-conscious Goldsmith
A Loving Entertainer
An Excitable Innkeeper
A Nervous Nanny
A Protective Author
An Abrupt Swimmer
A Scheming Graphic Artist
An Aggressive Evangelist
A Dogmatic Weaver
An Individualistic Writer
An Indecisive Model
A Useless Magician
An Amusing Coach
A Cheerful Sailor
A Gloomy Dancer
A Disconcerting Trapper
A Softheaded Engineer
An Affectionate Bank Robber
A Lost Stunt Double
An Artificial Clown
A Puritanical Farmer
A Certain Gravedigger
A Sophisticated Cook
A Rebellious Police Officer
A Ruined Sniper
An Effeminate Ninja
A Frightened Shaman
An Agreeable Assassin
A Humiliated Herald
An Impressionable Sage
An Opportunistic Priest
An Elated Zookeeper
An Eager Chemist
A Victimized Librarian
A Trembling Make-up Artist
A Greedy Astronaut
A Big-thinking Crook
A Tenacious Archer
A Boisterous Veterinarian
A Weak-willed Nurse
A Caring Greengrocer
A Disgusting Receptionist
A Careless Composer
A Forceful Teacher
A Painstaking Diplomat
A Self-denying Gladiator
A Trusting Servant
A Guilty Cook
A Clumsy Impersonator
An Incorruptible Exterminator
A Secretive Police Officer
A Discreet Detective
An Incapable Nanny
A Captivating Model
A Paranoid Shoemaker
A Glad Pilot
An Old-fashioned Plumber
A Desolate Secretary
An Important Judge
A Snoopy Wedding Planner
A Mechanical Jeweler
A Useless Chemist
A Wary Mechanic
A Solemn Pickpocket
A Responsive Physician
A Hardworking Firefighter
An Unimaginative Gladiator
A Grief Composer
An Intense Archer
A Pleased Busker
An Effeminate Magistrate
A Quiet Cheesemaker
A Well-rounded Entertainer
An Irreligious Undertaker
An Innovative Tax Collector
A Domineering Painter
An Artificial Herald
A Lost Messenger
A Skeptical Historian
A Hungry Construction Worker
An Excitable Surgeon
A Content Real Estate Agent
A Barbaric Mobster
A Logical Pickpocket
A Self-indulgent Record Producer
A Discreet Gate-keeper
A Disinterested Judge
A Pessimistic Court Jester
An Intelligent Model
A Sweaty Publisher
A Flamboyant Choreographer
A Lustful Minister
A Clumsy Bricklayer
A Ready Ditch Digger
A Driven Principal
A Power-hungry Gravedigger
A Soft Criminal
A Provoked Sound Technician
An Annoyed Fortune-teller
A Generous Carver
A Crying Crook
A Deep Model
A Worked Up Antique Dealer
A Meticulous Chef
A Lucky Astronaut
A Woeful Lawyer
An Engrossed Diver
A Confident Actor
A Debonair Trapper
An Experimental Sound Technician
A Frugal Librarian
A Criminal Surgeon
An Angry Journalist
An Easily Discouraged Ventriloquist
A Domineering Musician
An Individualistic Guru
A Private Professor
An Envious Artist
A Fanciful Waiter
A Stoic Game Show Host
A Resourceful Burglar
A Disciplined DJ
A Skillful Graphic Artist
A Fiery Painter
A Bored Screenwriter
A Paternalistic Poet
A Rustic Bandit
An Overjoyed Gondolier
A Perverse Bricklayer
An Elated Beggar
An Irreligious Teacher
An Escapist Beautician
A Resourceful Personal Trainer
A Wary Servant
A Sweet Messenger
A Possessive Stonecutter
An Unsure Guitarist
A Warm Sniper
A Rebellious Weaver
An Impressive Secretary
An Indulgent Pawnbroker
A Tortured Scout
A Ready Pilot
A Difficult Dictator
A Discouraging Fashion Designer
A Dissatisfied Private Detective
A Conscientious Butler
A Grieved Hunter
A Flexible Clerk
An Ignorant Sheriff
A Disorganized Illustrator
A Crying Make-up Artist
A Self-critical Judge
An Intelligent Veterinarian
A Frightening Gravedigger
A Distrustful Police Officer
A Healthy Editor
A Wonderful Tailor
A Romantic Botanist
A Pugnacious Fashion Designer
An Overimaginative Fisher
A Disgusting Private Detective
A Surprising Farmer
An Imaginative Reporter
A Sanctimonious Wizard
An Inspired Spy
A Predatory Deputy
A Coarse Diplomat
A Gallant Accountant
A Pleased Lifeguard
An Artful Linguist
A Fiery Game Show Host
A Groovy Exterminator
A Stiff Zookeeper
An Ignorant Explorer
A Positive Matador
An Odd Fortune-teller
An Infuriated Servant
A Principled Teacher
A Distrustful Miner
A Sweaty Yak Herder
A Cerebral Truck Driver
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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