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A Dedicated Chief of Police
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An Intelligent Evangelist
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A Tragic Imam
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A Self-reliant Shaman
A Shrewd Animal Trainer
A Circumspect Assassin
A Painstaking Truck Driver
A Cultured Author
A Playful Private Detective
A Wise Sleuth
A Cowardly Cook
An Opinionated Messenger
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A Dismayed Archer
A Sedentary Chimney-sweep
A Paranoid Pastor
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An Elated Bodyguard
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A Gentle Knight
A Weak-willed Bank Robber
An Arrogant Geologist
A Kind DJ
A Dependent Linguist
A Fascinated Translator
A Transparent Governor
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A Lying Meteorologist
An Idealistic Beggar
A Circumspect Nurse
A Brittle Artist
An Enervated Assassin
An Outrageous Programmer
A Decadent Spin Doctor
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A Deep Torturer
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A Lifeless Sheriff
A Freewheeling Hypnotist
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A Dissonant Magician
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An Uncharitable Architect
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A Dignified Publisher
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A Miserable Librarian
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An Encouraged Senator
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An Old Veterinarian
A Power-hungry Dentist
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An Ecstatic Manager
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A Discouraged Beggar
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An Impersonal Pickpocket
A Maternal Accountant
A Dry Blacksmith
A Troublesome Imam
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An Optimistic Spin Doctor
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A Ruined Programmer
A Serene Mortician
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A Decent Model
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An Articulate Graphic Artist
An Extraordinary Archaeologist
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A Boisterous Bodyguard
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A Dishonest Clown
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A Terrified Interior Designer
A Despairing Geologist
A Painstaking Deputy
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A Dirty Photographer
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An Old Baker
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A Forthright Printer
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A Tall Oracle
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A Shallow Guard
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A Sympathetic Spin Doctor
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A Sordid Librarian
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A Mannered Swimming Coach
A Neutral Real Estate Agent
A Blissful Bank Robber
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A Tortured Model
A Humble Guard
An Alarmed Clown
A Hardy Antique Dealer
A Personable Wedding Planner
A Neat Salesperson
An Agonized Greengrocer
A Guileless Dancer
A Sad Bank Robber
A Meticulous Boatbuilder
A Greedy Scientist
A Realistic Doctor
A Stoic Hairdresser
A Discouraged Paleontologist
A Captivating Lifeguard
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An Erratic Butler
A Warm Candlemaker
A Simple Guard
An Original Sleuth
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A Pompous Carpenter
A Daring Court Jester
A Pure Builder
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A Scholarly Greengrocer
An Intense Chemist
An Observant Engineer
An Old Dentist
An Unappreciative Saxophonist
A Thankful Teacher
A Formal Meteorologist
A Satisfied Candlemaker
A Completely Normal Physicist
A Blissful Taxidermist
An Infuriated Monk
A Sadistic Secretary
A Sexy Librarian
A Romantic Marine
A Mechanical Butcher
An Uncertain Farmer
A Disorderly Receptionist
A Purposeful Teacher
A Proud Spin Doctor
A Skinny Firefighter
A Patriotic Interpreter
An Experimental Beggar
An Outspoken Photographer
An Unfathomable Drug Dealer
A Precise Senator
A Lifeless Burglar
An Abrasive Translator
A Forceful Sniper
A Despicable Astronaut
A Contradictory Silversmith
A Sweaty Bureaucrat
A Misguided Graphic Artist
A Laughing Bricklayer
A Passive Scout
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An Odd Cook
A Delicate Pilot
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A Guilty Burglar
An Uncertain Watchmaker
A Rowdy Clockmaker
A Humorous Assassin
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A Coarse Builder
A Fortunate Swineherd
A Frustrated Journalist
A Simple Priest
A Sober Printer
An Emotional Stonecutter
A Vivacious Lawyer
A Critical Chauffeur
A Dominating Construction Worker
An Organized Exterminator
An Inhibited Shaman
A Quaking Beautician
A Self-denying Teacher
A Thrilled Taxidermist
A Tasteful Pianist
A High-spirited Customs Officer
A Slow Architect
A Difficult Cheesemaker
An Unstable Manager
A Cross Magician
An Aloof Optometrist
A Puritanical Author
A Hostile Lawyer
A Foolish Bureaucrat
A Balanced Shepherd
A Transparent Scientist
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A Hypnotic Shaman
A Thorough Lighthouse-keeper
A Fanciful Sleuth
A Reactionary Swimmer
A Helpful Director
A Self-conscious Ninja
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An Emotional Pirate
An Amiable Pickpocket
A Self-effacing Court Jester
An Argumentative Evangelist
A Discontented Sheriff
A Pedantic Bricklayer
An Odd Hunter
An Astigmatic Guide
A Keen Mortician
An Elegant Animal Trainer
A Hardworking Surgeon
An Invulnerable Student
An Honest Director
A Fearful Bank Robber
A Fatigued Exterminator
A Submissive Beautician
A Methodical Mechanic
A Frightening Playwright
A Bitter Taxidermist
A Hardy Ventriloquist
A Treacherous Yodeler
An Assertive Explorer
A Hefty Messenger
A Charismatic Monk
A Tasteless Sailor
A Fiery Chimney-sweep
A Liberated Baker
An Argumentative Hunter
A Dominating Sound Technician
An Unbelieving Priest
A Flamboyant Model
A Guileless Record Producer
A Self-sufficent Cab Driver
A Lucky Dentist
An Inoffensive Spy
A Wronged Gate-keeper
A Reserved Swimmer
A Thoughtless Historian
A Sedentary Geologist
A Self-effacing Detective
A Punctual Air Traffic Controller
An Elegant Hypnotist
A Noncommittal Dictator
A Perceptive Saxophonist
A Joyous Guard
A Formal Chief of Police
An Honorable Photographer
A Maternal Veterinarian
An Eager Undertaker
A Driven Interrogator
A Respectful Executioner
An Optimistic Cameraman
A Self-conscious Watchmaker
An Intuitive Builder
A Misguided Goatherd
A Contemptible Swordsmith
A Submissive Nanny
An Alert Impersonator
A Humiliated Poet
A Nosy Astronaut
A Discreet Hypnotist
A Proud Beggar
A Detestable Ditch Digger
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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