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A Grieved Veterinarian
A Dignified Dogcatcher
An Impulsive Game Show Host
A Detestable Rat Catcher
A Tense Pilot
A Lonely Dictator
A Festive Athlete
A Clean Thief
A Forgetful Dietician
An Erratic Builder
A Blunt Bodyguard
An Unprincipled Coach
A Possessive Real Estate Agent
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A Balanced Mobster
An Honorable Animal Trainer
A Generous Swineherd
A Disruptive Messenger
A Freewheeling Park Ranger
A Pretentious Blacksmith
A Lifeless Private Detective
A Fiery Knight
A Timid Taxi-driver
An Effeminate Bodyguard
A Kind Hypnotist
An Observant Radiologist
An Uncharitable Beggar
A Selfless Stonecutter
An Insincere Violinist
An Educated Paramedic
An Aloof Plumber
A Daring Illustrator
A Stupefied Comedian
A Terrible Sniper
A Studious Boatbuilder
An Imaginative Personal Trainer
A Repugnant Teacher
A Disobedient Bureaucrat
A Conventional Interrogator
A Gloomy Cartoonist
A Disruptive Barber
A Leisurely Bartender
An Upright Gladiator
An Arrogant Writer
An Unhappy Pianist
A Decisive Clerk
A Cowardly Animal Trainer
A Curious Shop Assistant
A Vulnerable Ditch Digger
A Bored Executioner
A Ready Chief of Police
A Stupid Veterinarian
A Cute Builder
An Alone Criminal
An Ashamed Poet
A Cruel Social Worker
A Crazy Cook
An Obsessive Coach
A Fun-loving Guitarist
A Sure Pastor
A Softheaded Blacksmith
A Dejected DJ
A Tormented Rat Catcher
A Progressive Hypnotist
A Prejudiced Peddlar
An Offensive Model
An Eloquent Jailer
A Trembling Oracle
An Effeminate Dictator
A Terrible Undertaker
A Stable Bandit
A Winning Evangelist
An Attractive Swineherd
A Domineering Mathematician
A Sweaty Sound Technician
A Responsive Pickpocket
A Clumsy Guard
A Self-critical Busker
A Perfectionist Game Show Host
A Reliable Beautician
A Helpless Tax Collector
An Empathetic Radiologist
A Dull Private Detective
A Discreet Florist
An Obnoxious Bonecarver
A Vindictive Optometrist
A Noncompetitive Silversmith
A Vivacious Garbage Collector
An Inert Scout
A Tormented Pilot
A Gallant Marine
A Greedy Detective
A Hungry Comedian
A Big-thinking Greengrocer
A Fatalistic Chief of Police
A Joyous Clown
An Obvious Guitarist
A Fuming Gardener
An Unappreciative Barber
A Fickle Magician
An Irritated Antique Dealer
A Distressed Butcher
An Injured Gate-keeper
A Principled Imam
A Resourceful Assassin
A Smiling Busker
A Moralistic Veterinarian
A Scornful Sheepshearer
An Intense Herbalist
An Embarrassed Miner
A Dissatisfied Matador
A Fatalistic Biologist
An Unpatriotic Artist
A Frightening Exotic Dancer
An Uncaring Salesperson
A Comfortable Sleuth
A Conformist Banker
A Romantic Mortician
A Money-minded Gondolier
A Cruel Doctor
An Unhappy Chef
An Appreciative Violinist
A Contemplative Hairdresser
An Incapable Construction Worker
A Helpful Researcher
A Provoked Watchmaker
A Dry Private Detective
A Persuasive Writer
A Crude Scientist
A Moralistic Interior Designer
An Energetic Architect
A Grief Customs Officer
A Stable Playwright
An Old Shaman
A Disillusioned Sniper
A Keen Thief
A Private Mayor
A Decadent Exterminator
A Serious Impersonator
A Rustic Cab Driver
A Vacuous Dancer
A Difficult Electrician
A Pompous Translator
An Egocentric Lawyer
An Anxious Animal Trainer
An Opportunistic Locksmith
An Obvious Soldier
A Humble Undertaker
A Wishful Butcher
An Angry Construction Worker
A Freethinking Chimney-sweep
A Touchy Explorer
An Unstable Technician
A Cruel Beggar
An Excited Astronaut
A Predatory Manicurist
A Hardworking Psychiatrist
A Critical Taxi-driver
A Hateful Captain
A Disillusioned Librarian
An Upright Lumberjack
A High-handed Cook
A Steely Fashion Designer
A Rational Bureaucrat
A Self-reliant Spelunker
A Prim Torturer
A Self-sufficent Broker
A Logical Optometrist
A Mechanical Interpreter
A Sensual Magician
A Determined Coach
A Well-meaning Executioner
A Frustrated Actor
An Arrogant Carver
A Disillusioned Astronaut
A Frugal Bricklayer
An Escapist Tax Collector
A Cruel Lawyer
An Empathetic Goldsmith
A Popular Printer
An Irritated Butcher
A Practical Jeweler
An Overjoyed DJ
A Scared Plumber
A Small-thinking Magistrate
A Hateful Blacksmith
A Sad Bonecarver
A Negativistic Manicurist
A Tense Nanny
A Slow Inventor
A Confused Politician
A Disillusioned Thief
A Sensitive Pickpocket
A Vulnerable Lawyer
A Competitive Florist
A Serious Dentist
A Sore Illustrator
A Misguided Dogcatcher
A Devoted Spy
A Narcissistic Mayor
A Frisky Radiologist
A Keen Mason
A Dramatic Percussionist
A Cultured Hairdresser
A Certain Cosmonaut
An Ambitious Drug Dealer
A Calm Reporter
A Mannerless Shop Assistant
A Liberal Detective
A Delicate Hypnotist
A Weird Burglar
A Monstrous Violinist
A Crying Sailor
A Vacuous Bureaucrat
A Frivolous Janitor
An Encouraged Peddlar
A Dogmatic Guru
An Uninhibited Historian
A Dutiful Pickpocket
A Procrastinating Interrogator
A Regretful Sniper
A Keen Painter
A Nervous Guitarist
An Agonized Ditch Digger
A Heartbroken Thief
An Aimless Fashion Designer
A Patient Veterinarian
A Tense Brewer
A Strict Cartoonist
A Deceitful Busker
A Thankful Greengrocer
An Opportunistic Doctor
A Tragic Explorer
An Infuriated Air Traffic Controller
A Clear-headed Gladiator
A Bewildered Technician
A Puritanical Paramedic
An Unsure Merchant
A Freewheeling Innkeeper
A Crying Locksmith
An Arbitrary Criminal
A Concerned Juggler
An Ecstatic Translator
A Demanding Crook
A Money-minded Dancer
A Forgetful Sailor
A Responsible Clown
A Liberated Violinist
A Power-hungry Author
A Terrible Veterinarian
A Sulky Real Estate Agent
A Charismatic Make-up Artist
A Dedicated Animal Trainer
A Frugal Cab Driver
A Powerless Tattooist
An Exciting Chauffeur
An Impersonal Farmer
An Inhibited Imam
An Efficient Teacher
A Barbaric Singer
A Bitter Tax Collector
An Understanding Sound Technician
A Misguided Cobbler
A Skeptical Spy
An Unfriendly Matador
A Narcissistic Explorer
An Invulnerable Biologist
A Cowardly Doctor
A Despicable Butcher
A Loving Private Detective
An Amoral Guide
A Desperate Thief
A Charismatic Pianist
A Desolate Exotic Dancer
A Circumspect Hairdresser
A Conceited Mayor
A Modest Navigator
A Clear-headed Sheriff
A Stupid Inventor
A Pompous Bartender
An Extraordinary Pharmacist
A Frivolous Goatherd
A Detestable Sailor
A Pure Mercenary
A Small-thinking Animal Trainer
An Intelligent Dogcatcher
A Formal Chauffeur
A Paternalistic Coach
A Willful Knight
A Self-effacing Carver
A Tormented Astronaut
A Greedy Beggar
A Forgetful Teacher
An Infatuated Crook
An Agonizing Spin Doctor
An Abrasive Pastor
A Useless Stonecutter
A Punctual Lifeguard
A Lost Game Show Host
A Loving Geologist
A Steady Fashion Designer
An Irreligious Herald
A Considerate Sniper
A Fawning Fortune-teller
A Weary Peddlar
An Idealistic Knight
A Weird Executioner
A Dismayed Taxi-driver
A Delighted Nanny
A Glad Chauffeur
A Patriotic Nurse
A Sedentary Dentist
A Conservative Dancer
A Fascinated Factory Worker
A Practical Criminal
An Injured Waiter
An Indifferent Entrepreneur
An Intelligent Park Ranger
An Unfathomable Guru
A Personable Greengrocer
A Confidential Executioner
A Hardy Comedian
A Sporting Private Detective
An Ashamed Shop Assistant
An Easily Discouraged Sailor
A Simple Fashion Designer
A Serene Taxi-driver
A Zany Burglar
A Punctual Dogcatcher
A Haughty Judge
A Deceptive Criminal
A Pained Photographer
A Noncommittal Busker
A Wronged Mortician
A Small-thinking Meteorologist
A Hopeful Gladiator
A Brutal Waiter
An Excited Doctor
A Trendy Gravedigger
A Festive Astronaut
A Willful Secretary
A Fun-loving Hypnotist
A Persuasive Chauffeur
A Placid Spy
A Conciliatory DJ
A Suave Swimmer
An Infatuated Model
A Mannered Personal Trainer
A Reactionary Screenwriter
An Old-fashioned Burglar
An Insulting Librarian
An at Ease Truck Driver
An Incorruptible Lawyer
An Offhand Dancer
A Humorous Mobster
A Discouraging Yak Herder
A Comfortable Teacher
A Magnanimous Swineherd
A Power-hungry Goatherd
An Escapist Juggler
A Dignified Surgeon
A Conservative Physician
An Objective Lifeguard
An Uninhibited DJ
An Ambitious Poet
An Intolerant Fashion Designer
A Humble Receptionist
An Orderly Farmer
A Restrained Beekeeper
An Unfriendly Beggar
A Domineering Optometrist
A Frugal Doctor
An Idiosyncratic Bartender
A Colorful Sailor
An Airy Pilot
An Ecstatic Biologist
An Indecisive Exotic Dancer
A Loyal Tax Collector
An Imaginative Clown
A Punctual Air Traffic Controller
A Paternalistic Assassin
A Repugnant Game Show Host
A Glad Entertainer
A Rejected Secretary
A Grand Soldier
A Forthright Spy
A Narrow-minded Electrician
A Graceless Coach
A Discontented Gate-keeper
A Chummy Scout
A Disconcerting Pianist
A Complacent Fishmonger
A Frivolous Scientist
A Treacherous Swimmer
A Superficial Tailor
A Venomous Veterinarian
An Agreeable Actor
A Creative Hunter
A Unique Dietician
An Offended Singer
A Tender Dentist
A Grieved Astronaut
A Rustic Barista
A Calculating Interrogator
A Self-effacing Photographer
A Patriotic Butler
A Transparent Gladiator
A Tasteful Barber
A Bewildered Spy
An Empathetic Pilot
A Disgusting Taxi-driver
A Tactless Surgeon
A Contemplative Judge
A Responsive Innkeeper
A Paternalistic Dogcatcher
A Despairing Dressmaker
A Fascinated Drummer
A Contemptible Factory Worker
A Heartbroken Philanthropist
An Unprincipled Professor
A Folksy Captain
A Quirky Chef
A Stiff Paleontologist
A Serious Coroner
A Deep Imam
A Lucky Sheriff
A Repressed Record Producer
A Casual Doctor
A Spontaneous Gladiator
A Procrastinating Banker
A Messy Deputy
A Bewildered Flight Attendant
A Weird Butcher
A Mealymouthed Engineer
An Encouraged Poet
A Well-read Surgeon
A Hidebound Guru
An Energetic Medic
A Dogmatic Coach
An Inconsiderate Student
A Morbid Swineherd
A Disinterested Barber
An Idealistic Factory Worker
A Methodical Librarian
An Honest Researcher
A Scheming Baker
A Sociable Torturer
An Oppressed Paramedic
A Power-hungry Hunter
A Cautious Cab Driver
A Conventional Make-up Artist
A Clever Chief of Police
A Principled Butcher
A Frustrated Winemaker
An Amazed Florist
A Conciliatory Trapper
A Bright Court Jester
A Cute Guard
A Cultured Lifeguard
A Fiery Taxidermist
A Sly Butler
An Assertive Welder
A Lazy Pawnbroker
A Curious Hairdresser
A Dishonest Game Show Host
An Erratic Herbalist
A Self-sufficent Goatherd
A Conservative Air Traffic Controller
An Amiable Nanny
An Aimless Plumber
A Nonchalant Bishop
A Relaxed Programmer
An Antisocial Ventriloquist
A Receptive Wizard
A Neat Judge
A Cold Butcher
An Argumentative Drummer
A Detestable Dictator
An Educated Pilot
A Vague Diver
An Abrasive Janitor
A Reactionary Artist
A Romantic Priest
A Panicked Swordsmith
An Incensed Messenger
A Youthful Pickpocket
An Amusing Graphic Artist
A Disinterested Ventriloquist
A Tormented Deputy
A Happy Pilot
A Sadistic Mathematician
An Inconsiderate Clown
An Unambitious Ninja
A Questioning Cartoonist
A Thorough Editor
An Honorable Detective
A Graceless Dentist
A Desperate Hypnotist
A Frightened Construction Worker
A Useless Hairdresser
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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