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An Airy Tailor
A Weak-willed Psychiatrist
A Shy Rat Catcher
A Strict Nurse
A Lying Sniper
A Steady Broker
A Relaxed Professor
An Unpleasant Dentist
A Chummy Judge
A Crass Assassin
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A Treacherous Chief of Police
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A Hardy Astronaut
An Inflamed Researcher
A Submissive Firefighter
A Tasteful Bureaucrat
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A Negativistic Hairdresser
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A Cantakerous Electrician
A Perplexed Guard
A Funny Athlete
A Glamorous Guitarist
An Offended Pianist
A Dutiful Author
A Proud Swordsmith
An Alienated Interrogator
A Nosy Busker
A Solitary Pastor
A Negativistic Oracle
An Amazed Antique Dealer
A Fixed Receptionist
An Objective Gravedigger
A Well-rounded Assassin
An Overimaginative Webmaster
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A Charismatic Hunter
A Calculating Bandit
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An Insincere Paleontologist
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An Affectionate Barber
A Wonderful Fisher
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A Rigid Writer
An Uncertain Professor
A Neurotic Sleuth
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A Focused Air Traffic Controller
A Balanced Nurse
A Tasteful Police Officer
A Suspicious Graphic Artist
A Debonair Psychiatrist
A Touchy Painter
An Upright Herald
An Intuitive Terrorist
A Scornful Game Show Host
An Invisible Silversmith
A Serene Actor
A Glad Torturer
A Self-indulgent Cartoonist
A False Linguist
An Attractive Monk
An Apathetic Assassin
A Lazy Lifeguard
An Inoffensive Wedding Planner
A Vague Dogcatcher
A Humble Accountant
A Narrow-minded Researcher
A Dissonant Teacher
A Discourteous Thief
A Sanctimonious Record Producer
A Helpful Firefighter
A Devious Technician
A Glamorous Beautician
A Hurried Rabbi
An Angry Missionary
An Irreligious Model
A Glad Welder
A Satisfied Police Officer
A Bitter Manicurist
A Maternal Clockmaker
A Sentimental Guard
An Uninhibited Carver
An Ashamed Tattooist
A Cultured Marine
A Sharing Butcher
An Opinionated Mobster
A Grief Bureaucrat
A Jubilant Writer
A Mechanical Astronaut
An Unpatriotic Pirate
An Embarrassed Drummer
A Difficult Scout
A Lustful Bandit
A Deceptive Bonecarver
An Envious Burglar
An Irreverent Bank Robber
An Incensed Manager
A Rigid Optometrist
A Fashionable Hairdresser
A Stubborn Medic
A Suave Trapper
A Brilliant Candlemaker
An Assertive DJ
A Charmless Guide
A Sulky Coach
A Complaining Clown
A Criminal Diver
A Weak-willed Juggler
A Plodding Beggar
A Decadent Construction Worker
An Old Fishmonger
A Vivacious Matador
A Trusting Computer Programmer
A Curious Accountant
A Hardworking Paleontologist
A Bewildered Chauffeur
An Impersonal Carpenter
A Dominating Candlemaker
A Confident Physicist
An Oppressed Beekeeper
An Absentminded Gardener
A Patriotic Evangelist
A Happy Lighthouse-keeper
An Arbitrary Poet
An Ugly Dogcatcher
An Intent Actor
A Loving Painter
A Certain Mayor
A Progressive Servant
A Gallant Juggler
A Worried Broker
A Prudent Cook
A Frightened Blacksmith
A Sympathetic Archer
A Clumsy Mason
A Sensual Baker
A Disciplined Builder
A Despicable Researcher
A Dishonest Librarian
A Disgusting Herald
A Predictable Detective
A Cantakerous Matador
A Friendly Ornithologist
A Childish Bureaucrat
A Distracted Programmer
An Agonized Model
A Secure Reporter
A Mystical Shoemaker
A Gleeful Guard
A Satisfied Pastor
A Liberal Chimney-sweep
An Infuriated Merchant
A Grim Nurse
A Dynamic Zookeeper
A Content Cobbler
An Individualistic Biologist
A Provoked Herald
An Energetic Cartoonist
A Sloppy Bonecarver
A Reliable Waiter
A Ruined Police Officer
A Tough Social Worker
A Noncommittal Taxidermist
A Loyal Sheepshearer
A Humorous Dictator
A Disloyal Judge
A Neglectful Sage
A Sophisticated Sniper
A Maternal Wizard
A Disgusting Mobster
A Messy Flight Attendant
A Nervous Beautician
An Irreligious Actor
An Appalled Bartender
An Obvious Interrogator
A Transparent Botanist
A Pained Choreographer
A Destructive Police Officer
A Poor Entertainer
A Confidential Teacher
A Pleased Swimmer
A Discourteous Beggar
An Elegant Veterinarian
An Engrossed Beautician
An Aggressive Psychiatrist
An Alert Judge
A Dejected Photographer
A Gallant DJ
A Neutral Pastor
An Alarmed Hairdresser
An Embarrassed Fashion Designer
A Restless Matador
A Mournful Chauffeur
A High-spirited Carpenter
A Passive Biologist
A Trendy Plumber
An Unlovable Salesperson
An Impressionable Sheriff
An Experimental Model
An Appalled Tax Collector
A Paternalistic Guide
An Oppressed Psychiatrist
A Quiet Spy
A Well-rounded Librarian
A Fortunate Pastor
An Impatient Firefighter
A Possessive Sniper
A Soft Executioner
A Concerned Lifeguard
A Superficial Surgeon
A Cute Pilot
A Clever Sailor
A Curious Taxi-driver
A Compulsive Drug Dealer
A Disloyal Imam
An Attractive Deputy
An Artificial Composer
A Competitive Mobster
An Unlovable Mathematician
A Positive Detective
A Despicable Shipwright
A Flamboyant Gravedigger
A Disconcerting Stunt Double
A Lazy Trapper
A Dull Astronaut
An Absentminded Writer
An Uncomplaining Marshal
An Indulgent Navigator
A Solitary Dancer
A Crass Torturer
A Grieved Photographer
A Certain Florist
An Unsure Bartender
A Sure Tattooist
A Serious Greengrocer
A Reactionary Criminal
A Responsive Cobbler
A Timid Jailer
A Gloomy Wizard
A Vague Spy
An Irreverent Shepherd
A Pained Captain
A Casual Computer Programmer
A Mawkish Swimmer
A Suave Composer
A Satisfied Politician
A Hopeful Busker
A Haughty Chicken Sexer
A Brave Ornithologist
A Painstaking Merchant
A Studious Paleontologist
A Dramatic Assassin
A Selfish Teacher
A Young Physicist
An Intuitive Scout
A Well-rounded Truck Driver
A Frightened Bank Robber
A Casual Pastor
A Reflective Priest
A Snoopy Juggler
A Narcissistic Dietician
A Shortsighted Blacksmith
A Disruptive Shop Assistant
An Effeminate Manager
An Obvious Air Traffic Controller
A Lifeless Shepherd
An Empathetic Swimmer
A Brilliant Chef
A Laughing Teacher
A Patriotic Matador
An Escapist Stunt Double
A Timid Exotic Dancer
A Predatory Cartoonist
A Hardy Model
An Offended Doctor
A Nonchalant Miner
A Worked Up Photographer
A Receptive DJ
A Disconcerting Engineer
A Gracious Bishop
A Pathetic Explorer
A Deep Sniper
A Humorous Executioner
A Tragic Bodyguard
A Hopeful Diver
A Troublesome Ninja
A Childish Truck Driver
An Insensitive Beautician
A Crying Lifeguard
An Unlucky Ditch Digger
A Stubborn Gardener
A Political Interrogator
A Reverential Interior Designer
A Friendly Physician
A Callous Swimming Coach
A Paternalistic Lumberjack
A Threatened Spy
A Neat Printer
A Principled Dictator
A Naive Mayor
A Repugnant Researcher
A Fanciful Singer
A Tenacious Servant
A Provocative Diplomat
A Romantic Butcher
A Sloppy Hairdresser
An Irritated Mechanic
A Resentful Courier
A Hard Working Judge
An Intent Private Detective
A Solemn Game Show Host
A Freethinking Air Traffic Controller
An Emotional Psychiatrist
A Hardy Secretary
A Phlegmatic Impersonator
An Excitable Hunter
An Overjoyed Spy
A Hopeful Electrician
An Articulate Soldier
A Political Tax Collector
A Shrewd Chef
An Artificial Cobbler
A Reserved Welder
A Forgetful Drug Dealer
An Experimental Diver
A Determined Chicken Sexer
A Graceless Paleontologist
A Procrastinating Gladiator
An Unbelieving Surgeon
A Victimized Sculptor
A Paralyzed Astronaut
An Anxious Conductor
A Sharing Firefighter
A Neglectful Hypnotist
A Selfish Swineherd
A Naive Bartender
A Thorough Fisher
A Muddle-headed Missionary
A Regretful Spy
A Patient Shepherd
A Phlegmatic Entrepreneur
An Erratic Herbalist
A Sensual Cook
A Loyal Dentist
A Gentle Photographer
A Scornful Singer
A Heartbroken Swordsmith
A Mystical Pastor
A Pedantic Blacksmith
A Ravenous Criminal
A Dependent Plumber
A Pretentious Guitarist
A Political Gondolier
A Wise Hairdresser
A Complaining Hotelier
An Anxious Journalist
A Well-read Hypnotist
A Depressed DJ
A Guileless Janitor
A Wishful Shepherd
An Understanding Taxidermist
An Extraordinary Air Traffic Controller
A Fixed Pirate
A Despairing Ventriloquist
A Cerebral Dentist
A Domineering Ninja
A Thankful Imam
An Open-minded Surgeon
A Mellow Mechanic
A Pained Sage
A Disappointed Gondolier
A Dignified Chief of Police
An Ecstatic Gladiator
An Inconsiderate Physician
A Preoccupied Spin Doctor
A Unique Sniper
A Reserved Reporter
A Youthful Florist
A Self-sufficent Dogcatcher
An Honorable Taxi-driver
A Ridiculous Shaman
A Cute Builder
A Glad Secretary
A Methodical Doctor
A Terrible Butcher
An Intense Security Guard
A Conformist Swordsmith
A Callous Student
A Sedentary Gate-keeper
An Easy Hunter
A Detestable Captain
A Paralyzed Cook
A Domineering Illustrator
A Loving Explorer
An Irreverent Barber
An Imaginative Pickpocket
A Relaxed Tattooist
An Exciting Magician
A Beautiful Chauffeur
A Scrupulous Shaman
A Kind Fashion Designer
A Debonair Swimming Coach
A Bizarre Librarian
A Simple Zookeeper
A Witty Taxidermist
A Cross Knight
A Cantakerous Saxophonist
A Disloyal Inventor
An Uncaring Hunter
A Determined Minister
A Lovable Drug Dealer
A Resentful Servant
A Petty Barber
A Balanced Writer
A Groovy Explorer
A Prejudiced Real Estate Agent
A Formal Swordsmith
A Tasteful Greengrocer
A Lousy Painter
A Glad Lifeguard
A Disorganized Cheesemaker
A Freethinking Publisher
A Shortsighted Herald
An Experimental Antique Dealer
A Free and Easy Surgeon
A Miserable Dictator
A Barbaric Personal Trainer
An Impulsive Chief of Police
A Steady Photographer
An Indifferent Drug Dealer
An Effeminate Farmer
An Engrossed DJ
A Repugnant Shoemaker
A Jubilant Priest
An Inert Bartender
A Strict Model
A Surprising Programmer
An Opinionated Burglar
An Irrational Police Officer
An Obvious Sailor
A Skinny Guard
A Snoopy Janitor
An Unfathomable Bureaucrat
A Demanding Bandit
A Scrupulous Magician
A Noncommittal Sound Technician
A High-spirited Truck Driver
A Careless Ornithologist
A Frugal Dietician
A Decadent Assassin
A Sanctimonious Dancer
A Self-denying Actor
A Clever Gravedigger
A Monstrous Shaman
A Snoopy Deputy
A Fawning Linguist
An Uncaring Paleontologist
An Apathetic Bonecarver
A Subtle Bureaucrat
A Responsible Accountant
A Woeful Construction Worker
A Clean Shepherd
A Ticklish Comedian
An Irritated Thief
A Laughing Priest
A Certain Writer
A Useless Tattooist
An Offended Fashion Designer
A Rejected Psychiatrist
A Stable Herald
A Crazy Model
A Rowdy DJ
A Strong Bartender
An Imaginative Beggar
A Brutal Courier
A Kind Veterinarian
A Ravenous Dancer
A Useless Flight Attendant
A Messy Coroner
A Principled Scout
A Weak Security Guard
A Powerless Terrorist
An Effeminate Cartoonist
A Deceitful Burglar
A Daring Teacher
A Scrupulous Personal Trainer
An Offhand Evangelist
A Steely Coach
An Irritable Ventriloquist
A Critical Hunter
An Ashamed Magician
A Fashionable Bank Robber
An One-dimensional Archer
A Devoted Mortician
An Inferior Pastor
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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