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An Unfriendly Clown
A Courteous Yodeler
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An Ecstatic Gravedigger
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An Athletic Detective
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A Barbaric Spy
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A Tormented Hunter
An Extraordinary Painter
A Punctual Manicurist
A Blissful Bodyguard
A Misguided Musician
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An Infuriated Singer
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A Relaxed Researcher
A Laughing Tax Collector
A Worked Up Ditch Digger
A Bitter Scout
A Spirited Mathematician
A Ruined Rabbi
A Chummy Coach
A Unique Fraudster
A Narcissistic Taxidermist
An Unlucky Photographer
A Troublesome Sniper
A Faithless Ventriloquist
A Slow Mason
A Groovy Manicurist
An Opportunistic Translator
An Amazing Real Estate Agent
A Meticulous Gravedigger
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An Insulting Secretary
A Phlegmatic Park Ranger
A Panicked Bricklayer
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A Cold Doctor
A Mawkish Tattooist
An Interested Exterminator
An Oppressed Private Detective
A Dirty Hairdresser
A Woeful Director
A Lousy Game Show Host
A Small-thinking Marine
An Unfriendly Busker
A Loving Diplomat
A Dishonest Tax Collector
A Private Pilot
A Grim Merchant
A Single-minded Florist
An Impractical Pawnbroker
An Ashamed Air Traffic Controller
A Desperate Programmer
A Painstaking Captain
A Negativistic Medic
A Spontaneous Wizard
A Charmless Butcher
A High-spirited Priest
A Sanctimonious Detective
An Upset Weaver
An Ugly Undertaker
A Disconcerting Bodyguard
A Captivating Burglar
An Unlucky Sheriff
A Foolish Farmer
A Lustful Navigator
A Threatened Drummer
A Quirky Dressmaker
A Barbaric Air Traffic Controller
A Disappointed Pickpocket
A Sulky Author
An Opinionated Painter
A Clumsy Imam
A Graceless Librarian
A Sloppy Tattooist
A Hurt Professor
An Enigmatic Detective
An Uncomplaining Swordsmith
A Serious Fashion Designer
An Astigmatic Swimming Coach
An Alert Bonecarver
A Mealymouthed Governor
A Friendly Beggar
An Optimistic Real Estate Agent
An Agreeable Tailor
An Irritated Drummer
A Hefty Air Traffic Controller
A Funny Burglar
An Individualistic Teacher
A Profound Chemist
A Courageous Surgeon
A Rational Shipwright
An Original Actor
A Doubtful Security Guard
A Big-thinking Bank Robber
A Monstrous Imam
A Steady Game Show Host
A Quirky Gladiator
A Glad Torturer
A Modest Jeweler
An Irritable Ornithologist
A Well-rounded Shaman
An Amazing Paramedic
A Discouraging Archaeologist
A Sad Chimney-sweep
A Skeptical Computer Programmer
An Intuitive DJ
A Completely Normal Busker
A Grief Model
A Paranoid Cheesemaker
A Powerless Sheepshearer
A Wary Entrepreneur
An Abrasive Courier
An Obnoxious Photographer
A Preoccupied Pianist
A Morbid Security Guard
A Satisfied Gravedigger
An Amiable Juggler
A Punctual Shaman
A Small-thinking Cook
A Sweet Candlemaker
A Well-read Beggar
A Hardworking Sleuth
A Popular Hairdresser
A Vulnerable Chef
A Cross Banker
An Old Computer Programmer
An Impressive Conductor
An Overimaginative Fisher
An Aimless Author
A Cute Interior Designer
A Perplexed Swordsmith
An Appreciative Dogcatcher
A Fuming Beautician
A Miserable Archer
An Earnest DJ
A Frightened Saxophonist
An Impersonal Barber
An Earthy Senator
A Tortured Psychiatrist
A High-spirited Explorer
A Crude Butcher
A Disillusioned Flight Attendant
An Articulate Guru
A Frightening Writer
An Injured Cook
An Unprincipled Sheepshearer
A Familial Taxidermist
A Forgiving Wizard
A Cowardly Detective
An Irritated Director
A Tender Thief
A Willing Criminal
An Insensitive Dogcatcher
An Incapable Butcher
An Inconsiderate Waiter
A Sorrowful Zookeeper
An Imaginative Merchant
A Frustrated Private Detective
A Grieved Servant
A Regretful Painter
An Incorruptible Conductor
A Cautious Barber
A Plodding Scout
A Dominating Pirate
A Sordid Coach
A Passionate Guitarist
A Freewheeling Manager
A Modest Archer
A Desolate Nanny
A Jubilant Undertaker
An Inconsiderate Taxi-driver
A Doubtful Tax Collector
A Misguided Interrogator
A Fiery Ventriloquist
A Dull Electrician
An Outspoken Spy
A Mature Winemaker
A Conformist Judge
A Kind Sailor
A Sensual Rabbi
A Tender Chief of Police
A Content Terrorist
A Predatory Optometrist
An Appreciative Surgeon
An Overjoyed Historian
A Shy Fraudster
An Amazing Marine
A Prejudiced Beggar
An Unpatriotic Busker
A Subtle Pickpocket
A Small-thinking Torturer
A Respectful Guard
An Educated Tax Collector
A Festive Sleuth
A Reliable Conductor
An Insecure Singer
A Sentimental Private Detective
A Pained Chief of Police
A Petty Undertaker
A Surprised Gardener
A Jubilant Rat Catcher
An Insulting Philanthropist
A Beautiful Publisher
A Sly Candlemaker
A Noncommittal Dentist
A Narrow-minded Customs Officer
A Paranoid Tax Collector
A Stable Lawyer
A Perceptive Playwright
A Power-hungry Knight
A Witty Lumberjack
A Faithful Historian
A Skillful Writer
A Foolish Author
A Rejected Cameraman
A Fearful Sound Technician
An Uncaring Beekeeper
A Thankful Physicist
A Distressed Soldier
A Compassionate Shoemaker
A Fiery Brewer
A Superstitious Zookeeper
A Disobedient Cheesemaker
A Paralyzed Weaver
A Sentimental Guard
An Indignant Electrician
A Cantakerous Journalist
A Criminal Cook
A Good-natured Sleuth
A Pedantic Shaman
An Enervated Dancer
An Elated Drummer
A Devoted Lawyer
A Frightening Busker
A Superficial Police Officer
A Frivolous Florist
A Well-meaning Shipwright
A Scared Meteorologist
A Solemn Beautician
A Guilty Chef
A Powerless Astronaut
An Unrestrained Student
A Weak-willed Juggler
A Dedicated Screenwriter
An Alert Bank Robber
An Opportunistic Model
A Dogmatic Mobster
A Steely Judge
A Thrilled Terrorist
A Clear-headed Architect
A Jolly Drummer
A Morbid Barber
An Important Teacher
A Powerless Truck Driver
A Shy Locksmith
A Selfless Oracle
An Understanding Artist
A Persuasive Bandit
A Naive Psychiatrist
A Touchy Air Traffic Controller
An Amoral Spy
An Easily Discouraged Police Officer
A Thoughtless Dentist
An Effeminate Plumber
An Obvious Private Detective
A Single-minded Astronaut
A Dishonest Saxophonist
A Delicate Dogcatcher
A Pathetic Farmer
A Nihilistic Butcher
A Hateful Artist
An Unbelieving Dancer
A Sore Air Traffic Controller
A Deep Interior Designer
A Humiliated Detective
A Conscientious Torturer
A Discouraging Surgeon
A Gracious Interrogator
A Sedentary Soldier
A Respectful Entrepreneur
A Conservative Captain
A Dignified Archaeologist
A Woeful Police Officer
A High-spirited Zookeeper
A Despairing Knight
A Fraudulent Dentist
A Dynamic Hypnotist
A Lovely Customs Officer
An Unbelieving Deputy
A Heartbroken Chef
A Dismayed Carver
A Whimsical Accountant
A Free and Easy Juggler
A Disinterested Paramedic
A Wonderful Architect
A Sober Bank Robber
A Cowardly Engineer
A Clumsy Police Officer
A Benevolent Winemaker
A Negativistic Physician
A Deceptive Torturer
An Idiosyncratic Make-up Artist
A Forgetful Fashion Designer
An Impatient Beggar
A Complacent Astronaut
An Absentminded Painter
A Pathetic Writer
A Miserly Impersonator
A Sociable Philanthropist
A Ravenous Bandit
A Trustworthy Teacher
A Tough Trapper
A Dependent Manicurist
An Easily Discouraged Juggler
An Important Social Worker
A Placid Dressmaker
An Injured Tailor
A Serene Sailor
A Terrible Dictator
A Peaceful Stunt Double
A Dissatisfied Lighthouse-keeper
A Repentant Spy
A Lousy Hairdresser
An Amiable Ninja
An Indifferent Wizard
A Distressed Philanthropist
A Serious Fortune-teller
A Stupid Truck Driver
A Monstrous Composer
A Deep Guard
A Blissful Astronaut
A Difficult Beekeeper
An Ashamed Dancer
An Unprincipled Ventriloquist
A Shortsighted Jailer
An Adventurous Impersonator
An Uninhibited Police Officer
A Content Cobbler
A Dominating Mobster
A Glad Lighthouse-keeper
A Sedentary Banker
A Mechanical Gravedigger
A Dignified Interpreter
A Forceful Game Show Host
A Grim Sleuth
A Sporting Beautician
An Alone Receptionist
A Criminal Welder
A Transparent Paramedic
A Flexible Salesperson
A Self-critical Researcher
A Nonchalant Swimming Coach
A Scrupulous Translator
A Hypnotic Scientist
An Impudent Entertainer
A Courteous Gate-keeper
A Cute Cartoonist
An Amazing Shipwright
A Difficult Drug Dealer
An Airy Bonecarver
A Colorful Lighthouse-keeper
An Old Soldier
A Tortured Hunter
An Offhand Coroner
A Frisky Waiter
A Methodical Clown
An Appalled Swineherd
An Individualistic Bishop
A Troublesome Pirate
An Unambitious Missionary
An Uneasy Guard
A Disinterested Poet
A Small-thinking Principal
A Realistic Dietician
A Cooperative Manager
A Questioning Linguist
An Escapist Bank Robber
A Hateful Detective
An Inoffensive Nurse
A Genuine Deputy
An Unlucky Tax Collector
A Solitary Gravedigger
A Discreet Herald
A Unique Blacksmith
A Profound Dictator
A Narrow-minded Pilot
A Greedy Coach
An Oppressed Technician
A Sweet Poet
A Preoccupied Baker
A Repugnant Painter
A Perfectionist Soldier
A Perplexed Monk
An Encouraged Criminal
A Tall Silversmith
A Magnanimous Air Traffic Controller
A Romantic Chimney-sweep
A Neglectful Chef
A Terrified Swimming Coach
An Agonizing Guard
A Frisky Philanthropist
An Inhibited Chief of Police
A Discreet Butcher
An Easily Discouraged Stunt Double
A Hopeful Politician
A Gentle Fortune-teller
A Bitter Exterminator
A Compassionate Gravedigger
A Forgiving Assassin
A Realistic Terrorist
A Ticklish Silversmith
A Mystical Magician
A Lucky Spy
A Studious Scout
A Soft Gardener
A Desolate Ditch Digger
A Winning Burglar
A Grim Criminal
An Artificial Dictator
A Paternalistic Astronaut
A Disloyal Senator
A Patriotic Brewer
A Calculating Drummer
A Shaky Teacher
A Sly Sheriff
A Sympathetic Sculptor
A Disinterested Factory Worker
An Incensed Paramedic
A Difficult Archaeologist
A Grim Photographer
An Original Plumber
An Impatient Percussionist
A Tearful Meteorologist
A Mealymouthed Dictator
A Steely Guard
A Lifeless Professor
A Caring Comedian
A Trendy Dancer
A Scared Governor
An Infuriated Fortune-teller
An Unstable Winemaker
A Devoted Ditch Digger
A Vague Hotelier
A Self-indulgent Sage
A Familial Chef
A Presumptuous Priest
An Infatuated Waiter
A Tough Dogcatcher
A Gentle Coach
An Annoyed Actor
A Blunt Taxi-driver
A Fraudulent Judge
A Disinterested Firefighter
A Glamorous Librarian
A Deep Clerk
An Opportunistic Programmer
An Impulsive Soldier
An Obvious Hairdresser
A Restrained Pilot
A Painstaking Conductor
An Irreverent Park Ranger
A Sedentary Pickpocket
A Dependent Sniper
A Tidy Marshal
A Cheating Entertainer
A Mannerless Researcher
A Mawkish Doctor
A Charismatic Matador
A Pathetic Tattooist
A Deceitful Fraudster
An Aimless Shepherd
A Treacherous Jockey
A Grief Shaman
A Discontented Sound Technician
A Humble Florist
An Objective Chef
A Monstrous Bodyguard
A Frivolous Beggar
A Gallant Goatherd
A Caring Sniper
A Youthful Farmer
A Purposeful Sleuth
An Engrossed Jeweler
An Ugly Tailor
A Courageous Executioner
A Complex Detective
An Ignorant Burglar
A Skillful Interrogator
A Good-natured Firefighter
A Devoted Winemaker
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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