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A Witty Chef
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A Happy Wizard
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An Offended Computer Programmer
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A Mealymouthed Librarian
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An Annoyed Psychiatrist
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A Chummy Guru
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A Heartbroken Construction Worker
A Desolate Fortune-teller
A Melancholic Athlete
A Confident Firefighter
A Miserable Choreographer
A Skillful DJ
An Alarmed Farmer
An Annoyed Photographer
A Guilty Personal Trainer
A Cultured Chauffeur
A Submissive Navigator
A Pugnacious Blacksmith
A Bitter Guard
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A Lonely Beggar
A Wise Wizard
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A Scholarly Brewer
A Noncompetitive Beekeeper
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A Messy Beautician
A Stubborn Baker
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An Independent Police Officer
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A Serious Lifeguard
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A Warm Dancer
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A Despairing Air Traffic Controller
A Helpless Security Guard
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A Studious Printer
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A Tearful Coach
A Calm Linguist
A Sad Locksmith
A Cantakerous Magistrate
A Disruptive Sage
A Nihilistic Butcher
An Obedient Antique Dealer
A Charming Chef
A Cold Saxophonist
A Tenacious Paramedic
A Relaxed Secretary
A Benevolent Yak Herder
A Pompous Taxi-driver
A Brittle Screenwriter
A Calm Juggler
A Willing Computer Programmer
An Inflamed Photographer
An Irresponsible Graphic Artist
A Zany Bodyguard
A Conscientious Pirate
A Mellow Actor
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A Rebellious Minister
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A Well-rounded Dressmaker
A Hopeful Singer
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A False Soldier
An Inert Dentist
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An Irreverent Cobbler
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An Idealistic Judge
An Inhibited Florist
An Impudent Architect
A Trembling Beautician
An Infuriated Guide
An Impersonal Scientist
A Weak-willed Optometrist
A Casual Game Show Host
A Forgiving Engineer
An Alert Brewer
An Old-fashioned Wizard
A Tidy Chef
A Fixed Shop Assistant
A Magnanimous Air Traffic Controller
An at Ease Model
A Thrilled Ninja
A Fearful Winemaker
An Eloquent Lawyer
A Pleased Navigator
A Reassured Botanist
A Funky Deputy
An Ignorant Police Officer
A Neutral Medic
An Inert Firefighter
A Focused Gladiator
A Stoic Engineer
A Bold Locksmith
A Coarse Chicken Sexer
A Willful Astronaut
An Irritated Clockmaker
A Self-sufficent Mobster
A Tense Hunter
A Disinterested Nurse
A Contemplative Archer
A Disruptive Governor
A Reverential Teacher
An Annoyed Cartoonist
A Leisurely Drummer
A Ritualistic Zookeeper
A Disappointed Juggler
A Crass Magician
A Conventional Chauffeur
A Bizarre Candlemaker
An Intuitive Captain
A Stable Writer
A Dogmatic Translator
A Cross Banker
A Purposeful Priest
A Clear-headed Chief of Police
A Victimized Make-up Artist
A Heartbroken Singer
A Graceless Police Officer
A Sanctimonious Hairdresser
A Wealthy Tailor
A Dirty Archaeologist
An Aggressive Yak Herder
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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