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A Disturbing Pastor
A Lonely Boatbuilder
A Groovy Bonecarver
A Stable Construction Worker
A Cowardly Athlete
An Absentminded Fishmonger
A Vague Juggler
A Narcissistic Assassin
An Antisocial Messenger
An Impulsive Senator
A Heroic Paramedic
An Aimless Cheesemaker
An Extravagant Fashion Designer
An Agonized Sailor
A Regimental Boatbuilder
An Old Private Detective
An Extreme Violinist
A Blunt Inventor
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A Colorful Assassin
A Trustworthy Poet
A Mawkish Deputy
A Mechanical Real Estate Agent
A Disloyal Pirate
An Incapable Executioner
A Terrible Entertainer
A Cerebral Terrorist
A Sanctimonious Undertaker
A Lovely Antique Dealer
A Narrow-minded Writer
A Freewheeling Cab Driver
An Extravagant Sniper
A Surprised Philanthropist
An Old-fashioned Clown
A Fiery Goatherd
A Forgetful Tattooist
A Sore Sailor
A Discouraging Author
An Easily Discouraged Private Detective
A Decadent Spelunker
A Skeptical Teacher
A Single-minded Gondolier
A Melancholic Court Jester
A Charismatic Doctor
An Irreligious Photographer
An Uninhibited Hypnotist
A Laughing Wizard
A Grief Programmer
A Reactive Mobster
An Observant Athlete
A Hungry Linguist
An at Ease Composer
A Possessive Paleontologist
A Thorough Dressmaker
A Nihilistic Plumber
An Encouraged Shoemaker
A Single-minded Rat Catcher
An Uncaring Comedian
An Outspoken Dictator
An Impersonal Mason
A Captivating Programmer
A Placid Weaver
A Money-minded Mayor
A Sentimental Cobbler
A Modest Make-up Artist
A Humble Sage
A Ticklish Pickpocket
An Easy Dogcatcher
A Decent Chief of Police
A Dull Bank Robber
A Lost Shaman
A Stupefied Shepherd
A Confidential Gravedigger
An Impressionable Soldier
A Misguided Interior Designer
A Sad Drummer
A Mistaken Candlemaker
A Distracted Carver
An Unstable Cosmonaut
A Paranoid Computer Programmer
A Joyous Merchant
A Panicked Dentist
An Orderly Terrorist
A Cross Poet
A Decent Firefighter
A Slow Chemist
A Haughty Dictator
A Spirited Photographer
A Willful Chief of Police
A Touchy Entertainer
An Obsessive Dogcatcher
A Melancholic Fisher
A Compassionate Playwright
A Disorganized Director
An Honorable Messenger
An Infatuated Ventriloquist
An Aimless Bodyguard
An Unbelieving Boatbuilder
A Miserable Executioner
A Contemptible Spy
A Winning Detective
A Lifeless Security Guard
A Selfless Florist
An Ordinary Astronaut
A Dynamic Wizard
An Empathetic Miner
A Short Truck Driver
A Keen Reporter
A Hungry Doctor
A Contemplative Police Officer
A Spirited Receptionist
A Lazy Nurse
An Indifferent Magician
A Reverential Evangelist
An Amazed Fashion Designer
An Unimaginative Chauffeur
An Envious Guard
A Morbid Spy
A Distressed Make-up Artist
An Orderly Executioner
A Puritanical Banker
A Sporting Sculptor
A Proud Beggar
A Distracted Director
A Predatory Drummer
A Disconcerting Stunt Double
A Tenacious Court Jester
A Stiff Sailor
An Emotional Builder
An Unpatriotic Ornithologist
An Adventurous Paramedic
A Principled Biologist
A Dramatic Missionary
A Mechanical Guru
A Forthright Diplomat
A Greedy Mechanic
A Precise Scientist
A Bright Exotic Dancer
A Quaking Zookeeper
A Sore Journalist
A Thoughtless Computer Programmer
A Mellow Webmaster
An Ignorant Weaver
An Uncomplaining Coach
A Depressed Magician
An Appreciative Dogcatcher
A Lazy Ornithologist
An Alienated Wizard
A Laughing Butcher
A Well-rounded Fashion Designer
A Disillusioned Nanny
A Selfless Surgeon
A Disconcerting Doctor
A Fuming Jockey
An Artificial Sculptor
A Slow Shepherd
A Trusting Archer
An Excited Librarian
A Businesslike Senator
A Fanciful Lifeguard
A Rigid Fraudster
A Paralyzed Terrorist
An Arrogant Courier
An Original Dogcatcher
An Unpredicatable Chef
A Woeful Surgeon
A Fun-loving Greengrocer
A Greedy Photographer
A Guileless Fortune-teller
An Inflamed Bank Robber
A Disappointed Pilot
A Wise Carpenter
A Mannered Tailor
A Grim Beggar
A Genuine Sailor
A Reserved Cartoonist
A Confident Crook
A Frisky Professor
A Difficult Drummer
A Regretful Singer
A Stylish Ninja
A Gullible Bank Robber
A Provoked Pilot
A Competitive Bonecarver
A Lazy Shepherd
A Zany Spy
A Sad Undertaker
A Naive Cartoonist
An Unbelieving Welder
A Woeful Historian
A Brilliant Guide
An Apathetic Astronaut
A Pretentious Juggler
A Beautiful Courier
A Blissful Screenwriter
A Placid Fisher
An Emotional Plumber
An Unfathomable Singer
A Balanced DJ
A Regimental Marshal
A Treacherous Tax Collector
An Odd Taxi-driver
A High-handed Butler
A Despicable Dentist
A Hidebound Monk
An Honest Messenger
A Hateful Shepherd
A Thankful Veterinarian
A Daring Fraudster
An Unfathomable Sailor
A Compulsive Guard
A Submissive Winemaker
An Extravagant Florist
A Discreet Cook
An Unrestrained Scientist
A Mealymouthed Greengrocer
An Exciting Sleuth
An Irresponsible Cheesemaker
A Tough Beautician
A Modern Lifeguard
A Suspicious Manicurist
A Contradictory Pianist
A Cautious Soldier
A Quaking Mason
An Unlucky Private Detective
A Greedy Salesperson
A Bewildered Spin Doctor
A Coarse Reporter
An Amusing Barista
A Warm Singer
A Well-rounded Ninja
An Uncomplaining Messenger
A Sympathetic Astronaut
A Phlegmatic Mechanic
A Big-thinking Butcher
A Perceptive Janitor
An Excited Writer
A Certain Actor
A Prudent Screenwriter
A Guilty Impersonator
A Quiet Social Worker
A Receptive Gravedigger
A Vindictive Publisher
A Sophisticated Herald
A Fearful Percussionist
A Frivolous Professor
A Scholarly Exotic Dancer
A Scheming Lumberjack
A Folksy Tailor
A Miserable Poet
A Pathetic Marshal
A Sad Athlete
An Arrogant Guide
A Lying Bank Robber
A Dominating Guitarist
A Thorough Terrorist
An Earthy Choreographer
A Serious Guru
An Alert Ninja
A Sophisticated Illustrator
An Articulate Mayor
A Ridiculous Secretary
A Meddlesome Court Jester
An Upright Silversmith
A Negativistic Judge
An Enervated Fraudster
A Strict Peddlar
A Merry Plumber
A Predatory Police Officer
A Meticulous Pirate
A Modest Wizard
A Conceited Shaman
A Sad Real Estate Agent
An Empty Hunter
An Oppressed Bonecarver
A Questioning Blacksmith
A Placid Sheriff
A Dreamy Swimmer
A Mannered Guitarist
A Disappointed Teacher
A Nervous Barber
A Disrespectful Sleuth
A Rejected Philanthropist
A Disorderly Beautician
A Weak-willed Surgeon
An Admirable Editor
A Meddlesome Cab Driver
A Tolerant Captain
A Curious Dictator
An Unpleasant Actor
An Infatuated Dancer
A Forceful Torturer
An Insincere Minister
A Haughty Clerk
A Perfectionist Barber
An Abrupt Pastor
A Wronged Coach
A Mystical Doctor
A Forgetful Physicist
An Inferior DJ
A Lying Private Detective
A Fashionable Make-up Artist
A Winning Hunter
A Trembling Priest
A Hypnotic Game Show Host
A Fixed Dogcatcher
A Reliable Guard
A Freethinking Herald
A Reflective Hairdresser
A Critical Gondolier
An Admirable Security Guard
A Troublesome Beggar
A Romantic Watchmaker
A Gleeful Artist
A Disturbing Pilot
A Complex Principal
A False Drummer
A Quiet Mortician
An Intelligent Banker
A Gentle Spy
An Attractive Paleontologist
A Secure Nanny
An Indulgent Researcher
A Wronged Geologist
An Obsessive Deputy
An Alienated Tattooist
A Bitter Herald
A Stern Zookeeper
An Irrational Dietician
An Enthusiastic Pianist
A Maternal Diver
An Outrageous Miner
A Bewildered Mayor
A Gloomy Crook
A Predatory Pastor
A Discourteous Thief
A Laughing Mason
A Fun-loving Chimney-sweep
A Worked Up Ventriloquist
A Sporting Radiologist
An Elegant Security Guard
A Fanatical Manager
An Empathetic Shaman
An Amusing Hotelier
A Dissatisfied Receptionist
An Irritated Webmaster
A Trendy Librarian
A Monstrous Gravedigger
A Destructive Executioner
An Incapable Impersonator
A Crying Lumberjack
An Observant Interrogator
A Protective Dogcatcher
A Considerate Brewer
A Suspicious Cheesemaker
A Lovable Bartender
A Warm Veterinarian
A Sordid Spy
A Sharing Sage
An Infatuated Guard
A Compulsive Hunter
An Empathetic Saxophonist
A Pessimistic Clown
A Gentle Evangelist
A Clean Secretary
A Moody Butcher
A Woeful Fraudster
A Gloomy Lumberjack
A Reserved Busker
A Thankful Diver
An Ignorant Sheepshearer
A Political Computer Programmer
A Stylish Beggar
A Confident Tattooist
An Embarrassed Carver
A Graceless Fortune-teller
A Frightening Chef
An Engrossed Winemaker
A Blissful Optometrist
A Lovable Hypnotist
A Self-sufficent Athlete
A Terrible Scientist
A Protective Explorer
A Sadistic Antique Dealer
A Hefty Guitarist
An Open-minded Judge
An Obvious Taxi-driver
An Irreligious Watchmaker
A Malicious Builder
A Childish Linguist
A Snoopy Coach
A Power-hungry Jeweler
An Unpredicatable Spy
A Cooperative Paramedic
A Rustic Tattooist
A Forceful Guru
An Invulnerable Winemaker
A Puritanical Brewer
A Reactive Ambassador
A Secure Hairdresser
A Neat Guitarist
A Sweaty Assassin
An Uninhibited Pirate
A Boisterous Hunter
A Humiliated Translator
An Understanding Herald
A Disillusioned Game Show Host
A Noncompetitive Comedian
A Focused Juggler
A Mellow Bodyguard
An Argumentative Judge
A Malicious Guru
A Stupid Spin Doctor
A Brittle Imam
A Tense Bartender
An Egocentric Court Jester
A Dutiful Clown
An Amused Veterinarian
An Enthusiastic Chauffeur
A Frightened Chef
A Petty Entertainer
A Groovy Marshal
A Loyal Dictator
A Modest Boatbuilder
A Cynical Hypnotist
A Fascinated Botanist
A Mawkish Butler
A Stupefied Terrorist
An Alone Impersonator
A Personable Teacher
A Bizarre Shaman
A Weird Screenwriter
A Narrow-minded Missionary
A Dedicated Builder
A Useless Sleuth
A Sly Welder
An Invisible Dictator
A Satisfied Architect
An Understanding Beekeeper
A Focused Butcher
A Reflective Diver
An Impulsive Electrician
A Content Pianist
A Dramatic Ventriloquist
An Uncertain Optometrist
An Excitable Nurse
A Petty Beautician
A Fraudulent Zookeeper
A Sad Coach
A Popular Guitarist
A Chummy Engineer
A Ready Factory Worker
A Certain Builder
A Willing Mobster
A Questioning Pilot
A Secretive Drug Dealer
A Neutral Percussionist
An Insensitive Bartender
A Freethinking Architect
A Poor Dancer
An Earthy Beautician
A Keen Jailer
An Unambitious Beggar
A Criminal Matador
A Reflective Truck Driver
A Self-denying Peddlar
A Reassured Clown
A Small-thinking Impersonator
An Enervated Sleuth
A Victimized Cab Driver
A Sweaty Pirate
A Desolate Bodyguard
A Realistic Webmaster
A Treacherous Meteorologist
A Confidential Swordsmith
A Skillful Carpenter
An Unlucky Greengrocer
A Popular Private Detective
A Bland Interpreter
A Fanatical Psychiatrist
A Sorrowful Writer
A Cowardly Beekeeper
A Suave Veterinarian
A Pugnacious Lawyer
A Passionate Comedian
An Inert Governor
An Aggressive Shop Assistant
A Reactionary Customs Officer
A Mannered Bank Robber
A Gloomy Truck Driver
A Selfish Engineer
A Fixed Athlete
A Beautiful Brewer
A Conceited Poet
A Certain Judge
A Compulsive Farmer
A Simple Doctor
A Strong Criminal
An Irreligious Pickpocket
An Envious Executioner
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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