The Improbot app for Android is now available -- Improbot on Google Play.
Random Occupation+trait (x 500)
A Determined Gladiator
A Timid Bishop
A Young Assassin
A Closed off Marine
A Paranoid Servant
A Resentful Musician
An Uncertain Chimney-sweep
A Terrible Archer
A Disciplined Interior Designer
A Calculating Singer
A Cooperative Sleuth
A Pompous Yak Herder
A Reactionary Pawnbroker
A Nonchalant Exterminator
A Dreamy Flight Attendant
A Frightening Lumberjack
An Intelligent Mobster
A Principled Scout
A Resourceful Goldsmith
A Personable Zookeeper
A Thrilled Carver
A Guileless Sailor
An Old Torturer
A Sedentary Carpenter
A Stubborn Farmer
A Regimental Tailor
An Obsessive Dictator
A Smiling Architect
A Rigid Musician
A Mystical Broker
A Bold Clockmaker
A Political Watchmaker
An Embarrassed Ventriloquist
An Irresponsible Bishop
A Misguided Doctor
A Lustful Park Ranger
A Humiliated Sound Technician
A Reserved Criminal
A Crafty Flight Attendant
A Skillful Sniper
An Uninhibited Real Estate Agent
An Arbitrary Actor
A Forgiving Farmer
A Dejected Wizard
A Reliable Trapper
An Artful Cook
A Stern Butcher
A Profound Record Producer
A Barbaric Philanthropist
An Honest Impersonator
A Regimental Firefighter
An Apathetic Garbage Collector
An Amiable Oracle
A Sensitive Bank Robber
An Artificial Zookeeper
A Grief Coroner
An Angry Conductor
A Courteous Truck Driver
An Effeminate Gravedigger
An Embarrassed Entertainer
An Amazed Writer
A Reassured Chicken Sexer
A Discontented Wizard
A Self-effacing Fortune-teller
A Pained Ditch Digger
A Daring Exotic Dancer
A Physical Dentist
A Woeful Air Traffic Controller
An Inflamed Sleuth
A Despairing Bartender
A Dejected DJ
A Tense Detective
A Hurried Sniper
An Elegant Chief of Police
A Scornful Winemaker
A Responsive Drummer
A Disloyal Barber
A Ridiculous Torturer
A Pessimistic Lifeguard
A Sympathetic Hotelier
A Meddlesome Director
A Subjective Bank Robber
A Forgiving Private Detective
An Amoral Dressmaker
A Messy Miner
A Circumspect Game Show Host
A Weak Dictator
An Imaginative Swineherd
A Pure Flight Attendant
A Decisive Chemist
An Experimental Veterinarian
A Melancholic Sniper
An Ecstatic Exotic Dancer
A Perplexed Court Jester
A Sentimental Boatbuilder
An Articulate Dogcatcher
An Extravagant Silversmith
An Earthy Hypnotist
A Solemn Writer
A Fortunate Cameraman
A Blunt DJ
A Personable Cheesemaker
An Insightful Police Officer
A Genuine Cab Driver
An Eager Game Show Host
A Haughty Reporter
A Regretful Courier
A Worried Farmer
A Delighted Bandit
A Devoted Dentist
A Subjective Chauffeur
A Bored Photographer
An Attractive Gate-keeper
A Thoughtless Entertainer
A Presumptuous Student
A High-handed Chemist
A Dignified Singer
A Folksy Firefighter
A Blunt Librarian
A Disappointed Diver
An Imaginative Mason
A Single-minded Researcher
A Reassured Physician
A Conscientious Broker
A Hungry Astronaut
A Ridiculous Farmer
A Calm Knight
An Inferior Scout
A Noncommittal Interrogator
A Sharing Composer
A Gallant Pianist
A Persuasive Waiter
A Political Assassin
A Fun-loving Matador
A Ticklish Archaeologist
A Painstaking Hunter
An Incensed Pickpocket
A Despairing Bank Robber
An Abrasive Dentist
An Opportunistic Servant
A Disillusioned Painter
A Strong-willed Historian
An Irreligious Shepherd
A Conscientious Private Detective
An Open-minded Printer
A Ravenous Plumber
A Dissonant Farmer
A Principled Taxidermist
A Content Shoemaker
A Spontaneous Wizard
A Reserved Coroner
A Freethinking Astronaut
An Inoffensive Conductor
A Messy Archer
A Dirty Spelunker
A Selfless Chief of Police
A Fun-loving Chauffeur
A Lonely Technician
A Warm Busker
A Decent Fisher
A Critical Bonecarver
A Mature Chimney-sweep
A Brilliant Archaeologist
An Elated Bartender
A Muddle-headed Gate-keeper
A Free and Easy Security Guard
A Frightened DJ
A Protective Tax Collector
An Unsentimental Chief of Police
An Intense Comedian
An Extreme Detective
A Desolate Photographer
A Single-minded Assassin
A Tormented Salesperson
A Shaky Builder
An Orderly Surgeon
A Childish Antique Dealer
An Unrestrained Hypnotist
An Open-minded Manicurist
A Vacuous Lawyer
A Tasteless Hunter
An Effeminate Referee
A Decadent Composer
An Agreeable Physician
A Frightening Architect
An Energetic Welder
A Weird Chauffeur
An Impressionable Paleontologist
A Pedantic Shaman
A Cold Dogcatcher
A Complex Astronaut
A Skinny Percussionist
An Incapable Taxi-driver
An Artful Flight Attendant
A Brittle Author
A Perfectionist Lifeguard
A Good-natured Dressmaker
An Admirable DJ
An Impractical Dentist
A Benevolent Miner
A Stylish Wizard
A Sporting Shepherd
A Meticulous Cosmonaut
An Ugly Detective
A Short Security Guard
A Heartbroken Politician
A Punctual Undertaker
A Responsive Chef
An Intuitive Taxi-driver
A Cynical Tattooist
A Gracious Spy
An Efficient Antique Dealer
A Disloyal Knight
An Airy Gardener
An Affectionate Missionary
A Loving Nanny
An Admirable Saxophonist
An Antisocial Bank Robber
An Anxious Dictator
An Insulting Pastor
A Cross Physicist
A Mawkish Lifeguard
An Impatient Inventor
An Old-fashioned Thief
An Alone Coach
A Selfless Sound Technician
A Completely Normal Florist
A Tidy Undertaker
A Sorrowful Librarian
A Gentle Dentist
An Absentminded Cheesemaker
A Disorderly Tailor
An Insulting Bodyguard
An Impressive Magician
A Blunt Scientist
An Empty Game Show Host
An Unfathomable Sage
An Amoral Archer
A Restrained Pilot
An Obsessive Shoemaker
A Mellow Juggler
A Difficult Courier
A Touchy Air Traffic Controller
A Patriotic Paleontologist
An Intuitive Librarian
A Solemn Criminal
An Infatuated Burglar
An Authoritarian Entrepreneur
A Frivolous Beautician
A Completely Normal Herald
A Destructive Drummer
A Disorderly Blacksmith
A Dejected Builder
A Circumspect Cartoonist
An Obvious Crook
A Shy Engineer
A Tall Minister
A Provoked Archaeologist
A Selfish Ventriloquist
A Solitary Firefighter
An Amoral Criminal
A Misguided Medic
A Callous Spelunker
An Unlucky Mechanic
A Subtle Hunter
A Conciliatory Entrepreneur
A Groovy Merchant
A Lovely Librarian
A Dogmatic Fishmonger
A Lustful Professor
An Intolerant Fortune-teller
A Shrewd Mathematician
A Determined Executioner
A Boisterous Radiologist
A Fiery Social Worker
A Discontented Chief of Police
A Silly Dictator
A Woeful Animal Trainer
An Insecure Baker
An Amiable Physicist
A Logical Choreographer
A Purposeful Pilot
An Attractive Dentist
An at Ease Shaman
A Relaxed Janitor
An Amazing Weaver
A Charismatic Construction Worker
A Reflective Photographer
A Stable Banker
An Elated Customs Officer
A Discouraging Illustrator
An Unfriendly Taxidermist
An Unlovable Impersonator
A Discouraged Wedding Planner
A Critical Receptionist
A Rebellious Make-up Artist
A Modern Lighthouse-keeper
A Lovable Librarian
A Crass Butler
A Terrible Chef
A Mellow Journalist
A Sarcastic Guard
An Alert Judge
An Insightful Hypnotist
A Narrow-minded Chemist
A Whimsical Beggar
A Curious Cook
A Dutiful Singer
A Relaxed Dogcatcher
A Sober Comedian
A Prejudiced Principal
A Willing Antique Dealer
A Regimental Chef
A Devious Sheepshearer
A Funny DJ
A Disciplined Rat Catcher
A Scrupulous Shepherd
A Muddle-headed Cobbler
An Incorruptible Detective
An Incensed Translator
A Self-effacing Busker
A Reactionary Percussionist
A Hesitant Conductor
A Faithless Police Officer
A Repressed Goatherd
An Amused Dictator
A Submissive Dietician
An Arbitrary Exterminator
A Cowardly Scout
A Well-read Interrogator
A Hostile DJ
A Tall Governor
A Trendy Cheesemaker
An Alone Cosmonaut
A Resentful Jockey
An Unfriendly Oracle
A Folksy Guru
A Touchy Construction Worker
A Unique Blacksmith
A Hypnotic Dancer
A Monstrous Herald
A Patient Plumber
A Weary DJ
An Attractive Guard
A Lazy Exotic Dancer
An Unhealthy Bank Robber
An Invulnerable Deputy
An Unsure Paramedic
A Merry Shop Assistant
A Bitter Mortician
A Blissful Private Detective
A Quirky Burglar
An Outrageous Bartender
A Concerned Hunter
A Frisky Guru
A Joyous Air Traffic Controller
A Glamorous Ornithologist
An Abrupt Jockey
A Fatalistic Gondolier
A Disciplined Manager
A Groovy Assassin
A Thoughtless Taxidermist
A Ticklish Impersonator
An Effeminate Shepherd
A Reflective Pirate
An Inert Interrogator
A Sweaty Truck Driver
A Private Jailer
A Secure Lifeguard
A Pompous Wedding Planner
An Impulsive Detective
A Mellow Webmaster
A Selfless Trapper
A Pessimistic Weaver
A Neurotic Archer
A Handsome Herbalist
A Terrible Magistrate
An Apathetic Lawyer
A Helpful Fashion Designer
An Unpatriotic Burglar
A Ravenous Physician
A Ticklish Model
A Cerebral Chef
A Distracted Knight
A Sad Candlemaker
A Popular Wizard
A Content Courier
A Muddle-headed Greengrocer
A Confused Impersonator
An Orderly Truck Driver
An Unbelieving Waiter
A Disloyal Technician
A Shaky Court Jester
An Inspired Dancer
A Laughing Security Guard
An Astigmatic Chief of Police
A Fanciful Chemist
A Sharing Private Detective
A Forgetful Cook
An Effeminate Firefighter
A Faithful Programmer
An Artificial Chauffeur
A Woeful Farmer
A Secretive Hairdresser
A Strong Sleuth
An Educated Bodyguard
A Paranoid Screenwriter
An One-dimensional Miner
A Gentle Guitarist
A Studious Police Officer
A Witty Drug Dealer
An Airy Surgeon
A Decadent Editor
A Selfless Bishop
An Ignorant Broker
A Healthy Wedding Planner
An Enraged Sage
An Unlucky Cook
An at Ease Guru
An Obsessive Sailor
A Calculating Sculptor
A Miserable Lighthouse-keeper
A Self-critical Wizard
A Funky Evangelist
A Powerless Clerk
A Genuine Chief of Police
An Attractive Private Detective
A Scrupulous Translator
A Trembling Chimney-sweep
A Prim Fisher
An Innovative Tax Collector
A Familial Cheesemaker
An Amiable Butcher
A Discouraging Poet
A Loyal Watchmaker
A Thorough Firefighter
A Closed off Busker
An Upright Artist
An Impersonal Gate-keeper
A Despicable Cameraman
A Physical Welder
A Forceful Social Worker
A Weary Shepherd
An Irresponsible Scout
A Respectful Customs Officer
An Energetic Cheesemaker
An Easily Discouraged Deputy
A Useless Publisher
An Organized Weaver
A Pompous Historian
A Frugal Swineherd
A Disconcerting Bartender
A Careless Bandit
An Airy Criminal
A Positive Diver
A Moralistic Sheriff
An Insulting Clockmaker
A Forthright Taxi-driver
An Escapist Dressmaker
A Satisfied Cosmonaut
A Neglectful Private Detective
A Receptive Cab Driver
An Impudent Hunter
A Cynical Fishmonger
An Obnoxious Saxophonist
A Reactionary Winemaker
A Despicable Construction Worker
A Competitive Judge
A Tenacious Taxi-driver
A Merry Pirate
A Fanatical Executioner
A Patient Sheepshearer
A Hurried Researcher
A Venomous Record Producer
A Steely Programmer
An Impudent Spy
A Treacherous Clown
A Shortsighted Gardener
A Misguided Coroner
An Inflamed Coach
A Deceptive Photographer
A Pugnacious Engineer
A Mealymouthed Archer
An Honorable Busker
An Imaginative Captain
A Dissonant Astronaut
A Money-minded Sheepshearer
A Predictable Hypnotist
A Vacuous Chicken Sexer
A Political Student
A Panicked Sleuth
A Warm Dietician
A Deceptive Dictator
A Muddle-headed Terrorist
An Intent Swimmer
A Persuasive Customs Officer
A Practical Composer
A Contemptible Swordsmith
A Brave Busker
A Mistaken Undertaker
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
5102050100500More coming soon! Make suggestions on the Improbot Facebook page.