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A Devoted Principal
A Lazy Manicurist
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A Dismayed Factory Worker
A Serious Spelunker
A Submissive Bandit
An Egocentric DJ
A Stubborn Baker
A Sensitive Police Officer
An Unprincipled Singer
An Injured Plumber
A Grim Knight
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A Wary Doctor
A Content Screenwriter
A Whimsical Private Detective
A Money-minded Composer
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A Strict Dentist
An Empathetic Burglar
A Loving Social Worker
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A Political Teacher
A Hearty Pirate
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A Demanding Referee
A Passive Spelunker
A Stupefied Judge
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A Devious Photographer
A Satisfied Senator
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A Surprised Dentist
A Dirty Undertaker
A Rustic Welder
A Lovable Hairdresser
An Enigmatic Dictator
A Warm Judge
An Incorruptible Clockmaker
An Inferior Printer
A Precise Bricklayer
A Woeful Spy
A Chummy Conductor
A Grand Chef
A Tender Marshal
A Humiliated Busker
An Organized Psychiatrist
A Sporting Interpreter
A Thorough Salesperson
A Ticklish Taxidermist
A Blissful Chauffeur
A Shortsighted Hypnotist
A Shaky Stunt Double
A Jolly Merchant
A Contemptible Lighthouse-keeper
A Cruel Criminal
A Shrewd Diplomat
An Angry Painter
A Noncommittal Mathematician
A Fickle Shipwright
An Obsessive Cook
An Honest Sniper
A Threatened Programmer
A Young Actor
A Poor Psychiatrist
A Devoted Biologist
An Inoffensive Mobster
A Genuine Dentist
An Athletic Cab Driver
A Smiling Scout
A Sad Ninja
A Willful Carver
A Charismatic Bank Robber
An Overimaginative Surgeon
An Absentminded Beautician
A Pained Park Ranger
A Scheming Pawnbroker
An Erratic Imam
An Obsessive Burglar
A Perceptive Dancer
An Imaginative Silversmith
A Willing Mobster
A Big-thinking Ventriloquist
A Rowdy Drug Dealer
A Curious Ornithologist
A Respectful Hypnotist
An Uneasy Tattooist
A Brutal Evangelist
A Provoked Carpenter
A Slow Bonecarver
A Patriotic Drummer
A Lucky Governor
A Mealymouthed Conductor
A Miserable Guard
A Content Security Guard
A Discreet Imam
An Alert Hunter
A Lazy Beautician
A Gracious Judge
A Benevolent Minister
A Placid Bricklayer
A Wronged Barber
An Abrupt Farmer
A Humiliated Spin Doctor
A Deep Publisher
A Nonchalant Chef
A Tactless Servant
A Melancholic Locksmith
An Articulate Drug Dealer
A Dramatic Veterinarian
An Honorable Welder
A Restless Coach
A Regretful Weaver
An Opinionated Lighthouse-keeper
An Apathetic Cook
A Shy Bandit
A Despairing Navigator
A Hostile Hypnotist
A Rustic Chief of Police
A Frightened Private Detective
An Inspired Astronaut
A High-minded Lifeguard
An Insulting Torturer
An Offhand Swordsmith
A Desperate Detective
A Hypnotic Bishop
A Repressed Priest
A Responsible Tailor
An Unsentimental Construction Worker
An Unprincipled Dictator
An Opportunistic Conductor
An at Ease Rat Catcher
A Kind Locksmith
An Ambitious Chief of Police
A Gallant Veterinarian
A Pedantic Fashion Designer
A Restless Dressmaker
A Vacuous Sniper
An Insensitive Factory Worker
A Complex Make-up Artist
A Certain Hotelier
A Daring Busker
A Resourceful Athlete
An Important Wizard
An Uneasy Yodeler
A Folksy Shop Assistant
A Hard Working Park Ranger
A Brave Hunter
A Desperate Shepherd
A Messy Nanny
An Injured Police Officer
A Precise Photographer
A Persuasive Surgeon
A Coarse Tax Collector
A Grief Clockmaker
A Tall Astronaut
A Sensitive Bartender
A Crazy Taxidermist
An Insensitive Chauffeur
A Tidy Hotelier
An Argumentative Coach
An Easily Discouraged Receptionist
A Restless Detective
A Methodical Personal Trainer
A Ravenous Spelunker
A Balanced Goatherd
A Superstitious Yodeler
A Paralyzed Mobster
A Silly Comedian
An Appreciative Tax Collector
A Sedentary Tailor
A Detestable Merchant
An Unfathomable Archer
A Cheating Surgeon
An Embarrassed Wedding Planner
A Weak Guide
A Realistic Rabbi
An Imaginative Cosmonaut
A Tall Dictator
A Tender Ornithologist
A Miserly Writer
A Simple Mechanic
A Mechanical Bartender
A Sexy Executioner
An Absentminded Exotic Dancer
A Receptive Diver
A Disruptive Shepherd
A Clumsy Judge
An Enervated Trapper
A Hearty Truck Driver
An Outspoken Private Detective
An Uninhibited Assassin
A Disconcerting Spelunker
A Possessive Dentist
An Engrossed Sailor
An Elegant Carver
A Detestable Dancer
A Vindictive Merchant
A Thoughtless Burglar
A Lousy Interpreter
A Frustrated Fortune-teller
A Fickle Mobster
An Overimaginative Lawyer
A Domineering Drug Dealer
A Sweaty Geologist
A Hurried Explorer
A Timid Saxophonist
A Tidy Pharmacist
A Well-read Archaeologist
A Cross Archer
A Cheating Swordsmith
A Passive Gladiator
A Hungry Surgeon
A Vacuous Criminal
A Big-thinking Cameraman
A Hurt Construction Worker
An Observant Hypnotist
A Persuasive Farmer
A Worked Up Gate-keeper
A Flexible Cheesemaker
A Clear-headed Sailor
An Impudent Torturer
A Rejected Personal Trainer
A Ready Geologist
A Critical Zookeeper
A Sweaty Miner
A Frisky Truck Driver
A Suave Factory Worker
A Blissful Teacher
A Terrified Ornithologist
A Strong-willed Firefighter
A Disillusioned Locksmith
A Pained Cheesemaker
A Bewildered Beggar
An Offensive Dietician
A Tense Scientist
An Offhand Weaver
A Fashionable Priest
A Vulnerable Painter
A Venomous Clown
An Amazing Miner
A Fraudulent Rat Catcher
An Inferior Conductor
A Respectful Hunter
An Orderly Lifeguard
An Old Court Jester
A Hedonistic Carver
An Odd Private Detective
A Brutal DJ
A Hostile Reporter
A Prejudiced Oracle
A Stern Scout
An Intuitive Firefighter
A Responsible Musician
A Quirky Undertaker
A Meticulous Swimming Coach
A Decisive Priest
A Tidy Graphic Artist
An Amoral Programmer
A Clumsy Waiter
A Shaky Spy
An Opportunistic Bonecarver
A Forceful Bricklayer
A Dignified Merchant
A Caring Author
A Disobedient Soldier
A Frivolous Beekeeper
An Amazing Biologist
A Narrow-minded Impersonator
An Individualistic Tattooist
A Disrespectful Torturer
An Unbelieving Hunter
A Desolate Taxi-driver
A Thoughtless Stonecutter
A Rational Student
A Subtle Fashion Designer
A Softheaded Chimney-sweep
A Neat Clerk
A Detestable Greengrocer
A Freewheeling Thief
A Solitary Burglar
A Tearful Mobster
A Nervous Swordsmith
A Fatigued Poet
A Nosy Governor
An Aloof Mercenary
A Snoopy Spy
An Alone Weaver
A Spirited Stunt Double
A Decent Archer
A Cheerful Fortune-teller
A Modest Sailor
A Progressive Manager
A Desolate Bank Robber
A Frisky Mayor
A Weird Knight
An Extravagant Bartender
A Distressed Tailor
A Fearful Librarian
A Confident Scientist
A Hardy Wizard
A Despicable Gladiator
A Suave Saxophonist
An Odd Firefighter
A Crude Bodyguard
A Gullible Terrorist
An Inferior Lumberjack
A Tasteful Mobster
A Disobedient Courier
A Cerebral Swineherd
A Cooperative Sheriff
An Admirable Juggler
An Oppressed Rabbi
A Tortured Poet
A Lifeless Barber
An Ambitious Dancer
A Debonair Exotic Dancer
A Wealthy Pilot
A Ridiculous Publisher
A Sedentary Carver
An Independent Bank Robber
A Patriotic Priest
An Aimless Spy
A Scornful Swineherd
An Attractive Lighthouse-keeper
A Thoughtless Lawyer
A Hateful Beekeeper
A Brilliant Scout
A Private Chicken Sexer
An Intuitive Ninja
A Ticklish Swordsmith
An Appreciative Percussionist
An Emotional Screenwriter
A Bold Yodeler
An Enervated Radiologist
A Circumspect Doctor
A Fickle Spy
An Unlucky Taxidermist
A Daring Professor
A Submissive Peddlar
A Terrible Mobster
A Sexy Translator
A Destructive Private Detective
A Short Drug Dealer
A Careless Dogcatcher
A Brave Weaver
A Freewheeling Jockey
A Fatalistic Scout
A Cross Tax Collector
A Steadfast Composer
A Sanctimonious Air Traffic Controller
A Miserly Meteorologist
A Humble Inventor
An Intelligent Optometrist
A Dedicated Gardener
A Ritualistic Magician
A Passionate Chef
An Embarrassed Police Officer
A Perverse Herbalist
An Orderly Wedding Planner
A Troublesome Botanist
A Domineering Mobster
A Secure Matador
An Overjoyed Soldier
A Charmless Rabbi
An Elated Stonecutter
An Unambitious Historian
A Tender Real Estate Agent
An Incorruptible Shop Assistant
A Selfless Secretary
An Unfathomable Publisher
A Stylish Swineherd
A Devoted Chief of Police
A Complacent Pirate
A Paternalistic Entrepreneur
An Ashamed Pilot
A Winning Farmer
A Wishful Florist
A Frugal Dentist
A Hurried Veterinarian
A Frightened Poet
A Lucky Hypnotist
A Sexy Beekeeper
A Devious Historian
A Happy Dictator
A Hardworking Surgeon
A Grief Stonecutter
A Terrified Sculptor
A Serious Lumberjack
An Idealistic Astronaut
A Festive Herald
A Submissive Knight
An Enraged Librarian
A Freethinking Illustrator
An Abrasive Physician
A Tearful Clown
A Negativistic Court Jester
An Ambitious Farmer
A Vague Drug Dealer
A Humorous Dogcatcher
A Careless Shaman
A Ridiculous Nurse
A Maternal Tax Collector
A Hurt Composer
An Intent Taxidermist
A Self-conscious Plumber
An Indulgent Social Worker
A Beautiful Executioner
A Resentful Silversmith
A Naive Choreographer
A Delicate Doctor
A Compulsive Photographer
An Infatuated Surgeon
A Cerebral Lumberjack
An Impatient Assassin
An Engrossed Nanny
A Proud Guide
A Scrupulous Lifeguard
An Amazing Chicken Sexer
A Brave Cobbler
A Big-thinking Criminal
A Plodding Fashion Designer
A Kind DJ
A Daring Engineer
A Concerned Private Detective
A Lousy Ninja
A Nosy Coroner
A Helpless Printer
A Self-critical Technician
A Neutral Butcher
A Mature Wedding Planner
An Obedient Meteorologist
A Sorrowful Jockey
A Despicable Game Show Host
A Useless Firefighter
An Attractive Detective
A Scholarly Publisher
A Rational Manicurist
A Suspicious Burglar
A Practical Clockmaker
A Magnanimous Deputy
An Innovative Terrorist
A Meticulous Customs Officer
A Closed off Ninja
A Charmless Hairdresser
A Charming Security Guard
A Compassionate Teacher
A Bright Bonecarver
A Concerned Truck Driver
An Uncharitable Explorer
A Realistic Surgeon
A Dissonant Goldsmith
A Stylish Construction Worker
An Uncaring Painter
An Amusing Undertaker
A Tragic Sniper
An Affectionate Garbage Collector
An Unpleasant Referee
A Charismatic Butcher
A Naive Senator
A Dirty Bricklayer
A Helpful Real Estate Agent
A Trendy Crook
A Destructive Clerk
A Surprising Ornithologist
A Fortunate Builder
A Patient Nanny
A Difficult Security Guard
A Superficial Choreographer
A Methodical Fisher
A Disgusting DJ
An Impatient Matador
A Stable Bandit
A Guilty Beautician
A Thievish Dietician
A Meddlesome Chemist
A Driven Politician
A Nonchalant Captain
A Phlegmatic Banker
A Brilliant Lawyer
An Experimental Farmer
A Cheating Security Guard
A Discouraging Mortician
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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