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A Brave Surgeon
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A Despairing Weaver
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An Empathetic Ventriloquist
A Clever Court Jester
An Incapable Paramedic
A Pedantic Writer
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A Pained Barber
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A Wise Singer
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A Dynamic Flight Attendant
A Cerebral Matador
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A Pure Yodeler
A Crazy Marine
An Amoral Exterminator
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A Unique Guitarist
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A Respectful Knight
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A Healthy Miner
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A Good-natured Sheriff
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A Cheating Surgeon
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A Liberal Researcher
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A Dirty Editor
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An Alert Lifeguard
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A Devoted Pickpocket
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A Tortured Archaeologist
A Blissful Chef
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A Persuasive Doctor
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A Playful Blacksmith
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A Principled Paleontologist
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An Extreme Cosmonaut
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A Tough Geologist
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A Selfish Surgeon
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An Incorruptible Security Guard
A Sophisticated Navigator
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A Ritualistic Bishop
A Gloomy Sniper
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An Upright Pastor
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A Sporting Shaman
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An Extreme Captain
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A Quiet Park Ranger
A Ridiculous Torturer
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A Cautious Yodeler
A Stoic Shoemaker
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A Resourceful Swimmer
A Witty Firefighter
A Tearful Sheepshearer
An Abrupt Sniper
An Engrossed Guard
A Discourteous Surgeon
A Stable Weaver
A Subjective Interior Designer
A Sanctimonious Builder
A Hidebound Printer
A Spontaneous Drummer
An Admirable Governor
An Individualistic Lawyer
A Positive Real Estate Agent
An Opportunistic Mercenary
A Bright Swordsmith
A Cooperative Bartender
A Dependent Zookeeper
A Perceptive Firefighter
An Opinionated Security Guard
A Good-natured Astronaut
A Sensitive Greengrocer
A Self-indulgent DJ
An Ashamed Marshal
A Repentant Paramedic
A Sorrowful Bandit
A Phlegmatic Model
An Admirable Sniper
A Persuasive Stonecutter
A Sporting Dentist
An Overjoyed Engineer
An Apathetic Watchmaker
A Ravenous Actor
A Fuming Private Detective
A Disruptive Gladiator
A Difficult Hairdresser
An Escapist Guard
A Reassured Miner
A Stern Bank Robber
A Self-effacing Judge
A Transparent Model
A Pugnacious Chemist
A Destructive Wizard
A Receptive Senator
A Moralistic Beggar
An Obnoxious Animal Trainer
An Effeminate Deputy
A Cautious Computer Programmer
A Gleeful Bureaucrat
A Wealthy Guard
A Despicable Construction Worker
A Calm Referee
A Ritualistic Ventriloquist
A Disappointed Shop Assistant
A Focused Spelunker
A Fashionable Tattooist
A Demanding Air Traffic Controller
A Mannered Goatherd
A Formal Sheriff
A Powerless Hunter
A Fearful Gladiator
A Discouraged Customs Officer
A Magnanimous Salesperson
A Methodical Dietician
A Freethinking Archer
An Assertive Florist
A Narrow-minded Juggler
A Political Bartender
A Calculating Shipwright
An Indulgent Drummer
An Upright Exterminator
An Unprincipled DJ
A Lazy Pilot
A Witty Guitarist
A Faithless Winemaker
A Resentful Taxi-driver
A Careless Sheriff
A Jolly Graphic Artist
A Graceless Tax Collector
A Stylish Diver
A Messy Cab Driver
An Amazed Doctor
A Ticklish Shaman
A Sociable Sailor
A Frightened Fraudster
An Arbitrary Interrogator
An Intrigued Sleuth
A Rustic Optometrist
A Stupid Barber
An Easily Discouraged Zookeeper
A Gullible Tax Collector
A Mournful Chef
An Earthy Baker
A Forthright Pickpocket
A Disconcerting Violinist
An Open-minded Sheriff
A Tormented Ventriloquist
A Fawning Scout
An Enervated Chief of Police
An Enthusiastic Beautician
A Selfish Real Estate Agent
A Spontaneous Captain
An Uncomplaining Sleuth
An Innovative Dogcatcher
A Fanatical Dentist
A Captivating Pilot
A Certain Sniper
An Ordinary Singer
An Overjoyed Gladiator
A Bizarre Truck Driver
An Excited Bartender
A Cheating Deputy
A Hypnotic Drummer
A Selfless Mason
A Dependent Surgeon
A Rigid Thief
A Caring Cook
A Tasteless Welder
A Neglectful Gate-keeper
A Prim Radiologist
A Doubtful Scout
A Mystical Receptionist
A Restless Police Officer
A Clumsy Dogcatcher
An Intuitive Lifeguard
A Sanctimonious Sniper
An Incapable Brewer
A Selfless Lighthouse-keeper
An Honest Psychiatrist
An Unhappy Bank Robber
A Crass Winemaker
A Lazy Cosmonaut
An Inoffensive Herald
A Flamboyant Hotelier
A Perplexed Jockey
A Calculating Drummer
A Bitter Reporter
An Astigmatic Animal Trainer
A Sporting Torturer
An Authoritarian Publisher
A Sadistic Engineer
An Intuitive Pirate
An Aimless Mobster
An Incensed Sniper
A Crazy Clown
A Formal Coach
An Impractical Biologist
A Hurried Astronaut
An Articulate Photographer
A Trustworthy Chauffeur
A Perfectionist Actor
An Amazing Baker
An Injured Linguist
A Dishonest Explorer
A Wronged Ventriloquist
A Dirty Illustrator
A Mechanical Playwright
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