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A Competitive Wizard
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An Old Shipwright
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A Tough Winemaker
A Compassionate Beautician
A Magnanimous Ninja
A Scared Zookeeper
A Mawkish Animal Trainer
A Self-indulgent Doctor
A Skeptical Chef
An Athletic Lifeguard
A Faithless Assassin
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An Inflamed Sheriff
A Crass Cobbler
A Self-denying Drummer
A Confused Police Officer
A Submissive Surgeon
A Fanciful Professor
An Apathetic Garbage Collector
A Vindictive Private Detective
A Greedy Jockey
An Envious Ventriloquist
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A Dissatisfied Court Jester
An Alone Conductor
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An Invisible Ninja
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A Blunt Linguist
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A Religious Director
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A Casual Ninja
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An Enigmatic Gravedigger
A Political Torturer
An Airy Librarian
A Dedicated Mobster
A Noncommittal Yodeler
A Hurried Greengrocer
An Indecisive Lighthouse-keeper
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A Mature Ambassador
A Sharing Chemist
A Detestable Terrorist
A Personable Deputy
An Uncooperative Barista
A Loving Guitarist
A Debonair Fortune-teller
An Understanding Rat Catcher
A Serious Bodyguard
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A Power-hungry Chef
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An Incensed Torturer
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A Healthy Chimney-sweep
A Monstrous Salesperson
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A Coarse Private Detective
An Excited Impersonator
A Practical Painter
A Sadistic Baker
A Hurt Florist
A Thrilled Ventriloquist
An Extraordinary Navigator
An Intent Welder
A Glad Brewer
A Submissive Chimney-sweep
A Disorderly Teacher
A Reactive Dentist
An Educated Gardener
An Obsessive Butcher
An Impudent Soldier
A Bright Editor
A Single-minded Silversmith
A Fascinated Meteorologist
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A Handsome Paramedic
A Casual Politician
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A Unique Miner
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A Mistaken Swineherd
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A Disconcerting Saxophonist
A Dissatisfied Receptionist
A Forgetful Clerk
An Original Marshal
A Cold Bodyguard
A Silly Clown
An Uncaring Optometrist
A Rustic Mayor
A Decisive Zookeeper
A Noncompetitive Police Officer
An Opinionated Nurse
A Gleeful Teacher
A Vindictive Sound Technician
A Suave Author
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An Excited Sleuth
A Cute Playwright
A Strong Manager
A Puritanical Graphic Artist
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A Sanctimonious Builder
A Neglectful Carpenter
An Organized Actor
A Sore Blacksmith
A Hurt Ventriloquist
A Weary Illustrator
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