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A Patriotic Gondolier
A Prudent Courier
A Disorderly Make-up Artist
A Realistic Priest
An Understanding Butcher
A Single-minded Dancer
A Glad Waiter
A Cantakerous Farmer
An Impressive Computer Programmer
An Unrestrained Pilot
A Dogmatic Personal Trainer
A Gloomy Reporter
A Brilliant Assassin
A Faithless Locksmith
A Passionate Beautician
A Fuming Soldier
A Brutal Jockey
An Athletic Rat Catcher
A Willing Ambassador
A Slow Mobster
A Confused Programmer
A Reassured Pastor
A Prejudiced Guitarist
A Heartbroken Singer
A Pugnacious Coach
A Relaxed Busker
An Upset Detective
A Desperate Diver
A Scornful Astronaut
A Shrewd Drug Dealer
An Artificial Beekeeper
A Compassionate Pirate
A Mystical Entertainer
A Threatened Banker
A Troublesome Captain
An Agreeable Beautician
A Frustrated Impersonator
A Patriotic Paramedic
A Vacuous Cosmonaut
A Quiet Researcher
An Egocentric Assassin
A Surprised Sleuth
A Powerless Wizard
A Morbid Professor
A Sadistic Butler
A Weak-willed Meteorologist
A Paranoid Linguist
A Suspicious Dictator
A Confident Interrogator
A Short Receptionist
A Touchy Gravedigger
An Absentminded Dentist
An Irritable Sailor
A Big-thinking Referee
An Interested Hairdresser
A Possessive Goldsmith
A Disturbing Deputy
A Studious Beggar
An Escapist Computer Programmer
A Fun-loving Secretary
A Protective Optometrist
A High-handed Poet
A Conservative Nurse
A Willing Undertaker
A Balanced Blacksmith
An Enigmatic Fisher
A Conventional Paleontologist
A Tender Antique Dealer
An Impudent Governor
A Familial Zookeeper
A Charming Gate-keeper
A Disillusioned Pharmacist
A Timid Astronaut
A Reactionary Graphic Artist
A Paternalistic Coach
An Unhappy Choreographer
A Healthy Sleuth
A Mystical Construction Worker
A Pugnacious Locksmith
A Young Sniper
A Cantakerous Dentist
A Compassionate Painter
A Prudent Fashion Designer
A Funny Innkeeper
An Excited Farmer
A Popular Real Estate Agent
A Predatory Tax Collector
A Despicable Cartoonist
A Self-effacing Dogcatcher
An Unpatriotic Lighthouse-keeper
A Perfectionist Merchant
An Impatient Air Traffic Controller
A Bitter Silversmith
A Paralyzed Chief of Police
A Dry Gardener
An Impersonal Technician
A Slow Assassin
A Sensual Graphic Artist
An Embarrassed Barista
A Cerebral Secretary
A Hurried Astronaut
An Artful Dogcatcher
A Charming Tax Collector
A Deceptive Impersonator
A Fortunate Dancer
A Pessimistic Scientist
A Rejected Ventriloquist
A Well-read Dentist
An Irritated Shaman
A Complacent Weaver
A Contemptible Rabbi
A Sorrowful Physician
A Mawkish Innkeeper
A Focused Magician
An Alarmed Physicist
An Egocentric Dictator
A Submissive Surgeon
A Deceptive Sniper
An Easy Waiter
A Stupefied Factory Worker
An Infatuated Banker
A Punctual Juggler
An Amoral Undertaker
A Maternal Garbage Collector
A Helpless Shaman
A Mealymouthed Programmer
An Adventurous Biologist
A Smiling Painter
A Fearful Exterminator
A Reverential Tax Collector
A Formal Entrepreneur
A Loving Peddlar
An Empty Spy
A Delighted Undertaker
An Arbitrary Lifeguard
A Dramatic Pirate
An Astigmatic Athlete
A Modest Sniper
A Well-meaning Truck Driver
An Easy Philanthropist
A Cantakerous Radiologist
A Shortsighted Farmer
An Inquisitive DJ
An Indulgent Rat Catcher
A Studious Fishmonger
A Persuasive Salesperson
An Amused Servant
A Stern Tattooist
A Personable Shaman
A Folksy Make-up Artist
An Overjoyed Cheesemaker
An Impatient Dictator
A Conformist Professor
A High-spirited Blacksmith
A Fawning Butcher
A Sympathetic Assassin
A Formal Archaeologist
A Dissatisfied Veterinarian
A Jolly Hotelier
A Rejected Dentist
A Disgusting Butler
A Funny Shepherd
A Tall Magician
An Upright Lifeguard
An Irritable Jailer
A Folksy Matador
A Desperate Hunter
An Uncaring Scout
A Conciliatory Crook
A Lifeless Fashion Designer
A Proud DJ
A Shallow Lighthouse-keeper
A Skeptical Singer
A Wonderful Spy
A Morbid Executioner
A Boisterous Sheriff
A Depressed Programmer
A Wronged Trapper
A Self-sufficent Hypnotist
A Completely Normal Detective
A Distressed Juggler
A Neglectful Meteorologist
A Lovely Swimmer
A Resourceful Construction Worker
A Lazy Actor
A Painstaking Cab Driver
A Thankful Police Officer
A Jolly Firefighter
A Lonely Innkeeper
An Abrasive Electrician
A Weird Hotelier
A Fortunate Astronaut
A Tormented Merchant
A Softheaded Comedian
A Terrible Torturer
A Neurotic Air Traffic Controller
A Crazy Editor
A Modest Dancer
An Emotional Bonecarver
A Woeful Priest
A Forgiving Bank Robber
A Distrustful Composer
A Disgusting Private Detective
A Funny Detective
A Protective Welder
A Debonair Singer
An Uncooperative Clockmaker
A Flamboyant Police Officer
An Invisible Shaman
An Uncertain Cheesemaker
An Inert Electrician
A Pessimistic Drug Dealer
A Scornful Garbage Collector
A Delicate Record Producer
A Stoic Priest
An Unappreciative Weaver
A Self-denying Juggler
A Contemptible Ornithologist
An Alienated Coroner
A Thrilled Archer
A Stiff Sleuth
A Handsome Spy
A Bland Comedian
An Insincere Veterinarian
A Melancholic Captain
A Lovely Journalist
An Indignant Fortune-teller
A Confidential Teacher
A Modest Pilot
A Responsible Writer
A Subtle Bank Robber
An Erratic Fashion Designer
An Old-fashioned Personal Trainer
A Transparent Referee
A Lousy Torturer
A Sarcastic Inventor
A Benevolent Servant
An Unhappy Beekeeper
A Self-conscious Webmaster
An Articulate Social Worker
A Lucky Playwright
A Distressed Stonecutter
A Daring Bandit
An One-dimensional Silversmith
A Reserved Explorer
An Amazing Technician
A Compulsive Air Traffic Controller
A Sensitive Cheesemaker
A Pathetic Goatherd
A Grief Private Detective
A Hardworking Chief of Police
A Hearty Pirate
A Hardy Sheepshearer
An Overimaginative Archaeologist
A Selfless Burglar
An Agonizing Sound Technician
An Offensive Nurse
A Trustworthy Watchmaker
An Ashamed Scout
A Hateful Swimming Coach
A Weird Thief
A Pugnacious Butler
An Unappreciative Webmaster
A Completely Normal Dancer
A Dogmatic Actor
A Forgetful Jeweler
A Religious Meteorologist
A Spirited Executioner
A Ticklish Scientist
A Cooperative Construction Worker
A Forgiving Judge
An Assertive Firefighter
A Haughty Waiter
An Amazed Tailor
An Inert Captain
A Perverse Candlemaker
A Serene Paleontologist
A Personable Chimney-sweep
An Indecisive Technician
A Jolly Bricklayer
A Hardy Singer
An Ordinary Park Ranger
An Honest Psychiatrist
A High-minded Deputy
A Conventional Drummer
An Unsure Evangelist
A Demanding Game Show Host
An Angry Percussionist
An Admirable Court Jester
An Incorruptible Lawyer
A High-handed Firefighter
A Complex Swineherd
An Oppressed Sleuth
An at Ease Fishmonger
A Hurt Make-up Artist
A Receptive Pharmacist
A Softheaded Beggar
A Responsive Crook
A Selfish Lighthouse-keeper
A Businesslike Flight Attendant
A Resourceful Artist
An Obedient Thief
A Miserly Florist
An Elegant Secretary
A Driven Blacksmith
A Decisive Police Officer
A Mellow Matador
An at Ease Watchmaker
A Frightening Silversmith
A Sure Politician
An Intrigued Shaman
A Pleased Herald
A Disorganized Construction Worker
An Uneasy Sailor
A Crafty Manager
A Predictable Shoemaker
A Phlegmatic Blacksmith
An Uncertain Nanny
A Barbaric Baker
A Stupefied Composer
A Groovy Computer Programmer
An Unbelieving Spy
An Expedient Paramedic
A Tidy Drummer
An Excitable Sleuth
A Narcissistic Make-up Artist
A Stern Clerk
An Antisocial Model
A Contemplative Fashion Designer
A Useless Cameraman
A Fatalistic Photographer
An at Ease Yodeler
A Conventional Minister
A Skeptical Poet
An Irresponsible Tattooist
A Self-critical Undertaker
A Disillusioned Ninja
A Cheating Personal Trainer
An Excitable Coach
A Mechanical Trapper
A Nonchalant Yak Herder
A Funky Sleuth
An Invisible Percussionist
A Mealymouthed Choreographer
A Sober Tax Collector
A Compulsive Flight Attendant
An Erratic Bonecarver
A Complex Mathematician
An Overimaginative Sniper
A Genuine Private Detective
A Playful Sculptor
A Careless Navigator
A Formal Coach
A Sloppy Writer
A Dishonest Philanthropist
A Ritualistic Engineer
An Unpatriotic Assassin
An Anxious Messenger
A Grand Psychiatrist
A Sly Criminal
A Skeptical Interpreter
A Plodding Beekeeper
A Meticulous Diplomat
A Chummy Shaman
A Discourteous Imam
A Kind Principal
A Hostile Security Guard
A Bewildered Cartoonist
A Respectful Archer
A Softheaded Swimmer
A Lustful Flight Attendant
A Dramatic Cosmonaut
A Handsome Plumber
A Soft Detective
An Envious Terrorist
A Worried Screenwriter
A Heartbroken Court Jester
A Pleased Exterminator
An Earnest Painter
A Disturbing Beautician
An Athletic Physician
A Restrained Broker
A Faithful Singer
A Quiet Dogcatcher
A Dry Sheepshearer
An Inflamed Chimney-sweep
A Painstaking Pilot
A Tragic Beggar
An Unbelieving Assassin
A Dogmatic Conductor
An at Ease Chef
An Egocentric Hunter
A Handsome Customs Officer
A Regretful Photographer
A Scheming Journalist
A Vindictive Computer Programmer
A Dirty Pirate
A Reactionary Choreographer
An Empathetic Architect
A Victimized Antique Dealer
An Enraged Fashion Designer
A Bright Bank Robber
A Cheating Coroner
A Reverential Librarian
A Fatalistic Sage
A Willing Taxi-driver
A Mature Florist
An Argumentative Bodyguard
An Ordinary Graphic Artist
A Dogmatic Linguist
An Unappreciative Game Show Host
A Strong-willed Firefighter
A Quaking Baker
An Insulting Computer Programmer
An Unhealthy Assassin
A Relaxed Social Worker
A Sanctimonious Bandit
A Cold Paleontologist
A Transparent Beggar
A Dry Guru
A Sporting Dictator
A Provoked Painter
A Dignified Undertaker
An Alarmed Burglar
A Pleased Chef
A Sentimental Detective
A Hearty Magistrate
A Debonair Gondolier
A Single-minded Photographer
A Quaking Minister
An Inquisitive Stonecutter
A Trusting Truck Driver
A Zany Sheepshearer
A Heroic Mathematician
A Callous Criminal
A Negativistic Magician
A Snoopy Paleontologist
An Honest Guru
A Steady Poet
A Hidebound Mayor
A Selfless Blacksmith
A Miserable Firefighter
An Impatient Librarian
A Wise Pianist
A Money-minded Historian
An Opinionated Candlemaker
An Uncharitable Astronaut
A Small-thinking Composer
A Purposeful Screenwriter
An Arrogant Tailor
A Funky Park Ranger
A Crass Pickpocket
A Provocative Barista
An Unfriendly Scientist
A Groovy Poet
An Original Explorer
A Neat Dogcatcher
A Fuming Sound Technician
A Lustful Banker
A Disciplined Gladiator
A Discourteous Manicurist
A Wishful Chief of Police
A Weird Governor
A Pretentious Mechanic
An Insightful Dressmaker
An Overimaginative Yak Herder
A Liberated Cosmonaut
A Fanatical Scout
A Puritanical Make-up Artist
A Leisurely Bandit
A Nervous Burglar
A Blissful Evangelist
A Dominating Judge
A Focused Entertainer
An One-dimensional Philanthropist
A Ruined Photographer
A Playful Taxidermist
A Mawkish Engineer
A Neglectful Veterinarian
A Pure Detective
A Humble Truck Driver
A Thievish Dentist
A Smiling Zookeeper
A Fiery Air Traffic Controller
A Melancholic Fashion Designer
A Responsive Beautician
A Graceless Technician
An Unsure Judge
A Disturbing Linguist
A Sensual Weaver
A Jubilant Nurse
A Pathetic Tailor
A Nonchalant Baker
A Modern Teacher
A Procrastinating Criminal
A Young Governor
A Forthright Wizard
An Airy Guard
An Irreligious Private Detective
A Hardworking Diver
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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