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An Enraged Detective
A Cheating Assassin
An Indecisive Bandit
An Alert Ninja
A Scheming Psychiatrist
An Innovative Translator
A Heroic Cartoonist
A Conscientious Lifeguard
A Difficult Guru
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A Moody Comedian
A Competitive Graphic Artist
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A Repugnant Beggar
A Powerless Butcher
A Sorrowful Gladiator
An at Ease Taxidermist
An Irritable Marine
A Quaking Governor
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A Paranoid Deputy
A Discouraging Assassin
A Neurotic Pirate
A Youthful Torturer
A Brave Coach
A Tall Spy
An Encouraged Sound Technician
A Considerate Screenwriter
An Obedient Lifeguard
A Reliable Thief
A Principled Sage
A Ticklish Exotic Dancer
A Dignified Shaman
A Pugnacious Pilot
A Selfless Wizard
An Envious Fraudster
An Uninhibited Magician
An Inhibited Construction Worker
A Confidential Tailor
A Studious Minister
A Smiling Scientist
An Insecure Actor
An Impatient Waiter
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A Happy Spelunker
A Strict Pilot
An Opportunistic Stunt Double
A Stiff Drummer
A Frustrated Chemist
A Casual Spy
A Fatalistic Guard
A Skillful Surgeon
A Stupid Poet
A Silly Chicken Sexer
An Invisible Bodyguard
An Admirable Cheesemaker
A Distrustful Sleuth
A Groovy Pianist
A Dogmatic Tailor
An Unlovable Private Detective
A Studious Doctor
A Liberal Sheriff
A Suspicious Lifeguard
A Dramatic Swimmer
A Desperate Swimming Coach
A Fascinated Boatbuilder
An Impudent Assassin
A Barbaric Veterinarian
An Experimental Magician
A Disorderly Tattooist
A Distressed Diplomat
An Irritable Receptionist
A Progressive Sheriff
A Paternalistic Messenger
A Vivacious Saxophonist
A Chummy Ventriloquist
A Mournful Janitor
A Mealymouthed Drummer
An Unsentimental Spy
An Invisible Mercenary
A Dejected Pilot
A High-handed Police Officer
A Crying Game Show Host
A Procrastinating Thief
A Venomous Guru
A Terrible Hairdresser
A Depressed Conductor
A Reverential Surgeon
A Sympathetic Chimney-sweep
A Desolate Director
A Coarse Carver
A Scheming Editor
An Outspoken Manager
An Obedient DJ
An Innovative Navigator
A Simple Ventriloquist
An Unimaginative Dressmaker
An Affectionate Composer
An Alarmed Wizard
A Placid Biologist
A Bewildered Stunt Double
An Incorruptible Herbalist
A Complacent Historian
An Experimental Taxi-driver
A Disgusting Stonecutter
A Youthful Bartender
A Lucky Beggar
A Delighted Watchmaker
An Exciting Computer Programmer
A Lifeless Herald
An Inquisitive Ditch Digger
An Individualistic Bricklayer
An Unappreciative Dancer
A Cantakerous Cartoonist
A Hungry Chef
An Idiosyncratic Teacher
A Guilty Dentist
A Gallant Shepherd
A Solitary Magistrate
A Circumspect Journalist
A Repentant Taxi-driver
A Confident Detective
A Charismatic Magician
A Solemn Bureaucrat
A Thankful Writer
A Fun-loving Game Show Host
A Fanatical Rabbi
A Proud Silversmith
A Vindictive Firefighter
A Hurried Florist
A Zany Bank Robber
A Conciliatory Swordsmith
A Deep Builder
A Daring Photographer
A Bewildered Merchant
An Aloof Baker
A Provocative Drug Dealer
A Shaky Diplomat
An Intolerant Referee
A Serene Politician
A Haughty Assassin
An Objective Game Show Host
A Dramatic Candlemaker
A Loyal Scout
A Boisterous Archer
A Petty Journalist
A Phlegmatic Explorer
A Cerebral Shaman
An Unhappy Judge
An Impatient Personal Trainer
A Melancholic Merchant
An Incapable Antique Dealer
An Apathetic Sniper
An Incensed Hunter
A Self-critical Innkeeper
A Tortured Barber
A Reflective Ninja
A Nervous Archaeologist
A Muddle-headed Lawyer
An Inoffensive Fortune-teller
A Ritualistic Firefighter
A Greedy Burglar
A High-handed Bank Robber
A Sedentary Botanist
An Eloquent Carver
A Lost Sniper
A Laughing Sailor
A Hopeful Undertaker
A Brittle Inventor
A Treacherous Meteorologist
A Critical Evangelist
A Paralyzed Sleuth
A Pompous Security Guard
A Sentimental Tattooist
A Greedy Saxophonist
A Messy Plumber
A Sure Dancer
A Hard Working Banker
A Dynamic Chauffeur
A Mannered Playwright
A Glamorous Farmer
A Dominating Diver
A Narcissistic Brewer
An Aggressive DJ
A Hedonistic Ninja
An Enraged Scout
A Weary Clerk
A Frightened Tax Collector
An Insecure Dietician
A Cerebral Captain
A High-handed Clockmaker
A Sulky Pilot
An Open-minded Cook
A Bland Radiologist
A Stable Private Detective
A Hesitant Yodeler
A Decent Game Show Host
A Sarcastic Meteorologist
A Circumspect Politician
An Intent Chef
A Secure Editor
A Forgiving Goatherd
An Alienated Terrorist
A Trembling Butcher
A Trusting Social Worker
A Bland Baker
An Insecure Dictator
A Predatory Bartender
A Rustic Construction Worker
An Unstable Chauffeur
A Moody Surgeon
A Shaky Fraudster
A Stiff Gladiator
A Rejected Deputy
An Intrigued Model
A Blissful Banker
An Indulgent Choreographer
A Wronged Matador
A Dependent Shepherd
A Stubborn Candlemaker
A Victimized Medic
A Free and Easy Beggar
A Dirty Dancer
An Ambitious Priest
An Oppressed Flight Attendant
An Objective Doctor
A Meticulous Shop Assistant
A Conscientious Scout
A Crafty Bartender
A Sarcastic Goatherd
A Touchy Watchmaker
A Conceited Garbage Collector
A Popular Evangelist
A Money-minded DJ
A Proud Ninja
A Brutal Cook
A Bold Tattooist
A Reliable Artist
An Upright Taxi-driver
A Dry Swineherd
A Paranoid Publisher
An Insecure Builder
A Conformist Interpreter
A Hidebound Torturer
A Discourteous Beekeeper
An Overjoyed Spin Doctor
A Solitary Air Traffic Controller
A Nervous Juggler
An Outspoken Impersonator
An Unappreciative Diplomat
An Argumentative Priest
A Kind Matador
A Humiliated Scout
A Sore Terrorist
A Threatened Webmaster
A Wishful DJ
An Intrigued Pickpocket
A Folksy Physician
An Intolerant Soldier
A Balanced Chef
An Efficient Cosmonaut
A Resentful Private Detective
A Nihilistic Inventor
An Irrational Physicist
A Noncommittal Sheriff
A Ready Merchant
A Gloomy Taxi-driver
An Easy Pirate
A Strong-willed Hotelier
A Helpful Cab Driver
A Threatened Publisher
An Inflamed Surgeon
A Strong Cobbler
A Hardy Record Producer
A Vindictive Gladiator
A Mannered Lifeguard
A Conventional Tax Collector
A Crafty Gardener
An Intense Air Traffic Controller
An Intent Bank Robber
A Flexible Cook
An Insulting Soldier
An Outspoken Fortune-teller
A Humorous Entertainer
A Stupid Coach
A Crying Interior Designer
An Insensitive Pilot
An Indecisive Electrician
A Ready Shop Assistant
An Amazing Baker
A Concerned Saxophonist
A Prudent Hotelier
A Silly Pirate
An Understanding Court Jester
A Jolly Guard
A Conscientious Nurse
A Pretentious Gravedigger
An Inflamed Juggler
A Sober Chemist
A Cantakerous Watchmaker
A Superficial Lifeguard
A Fashionable Antique Dealer
A Dutiful Impersonator
An Unrestrained Merchant
A Lonely Barber
A Tactless Personal Trainer
A Humiliated Air Traffic Controller
A Scared Mortician
A Dull Gladiator
An Alienated Private Detective
A Conciliatory Bonecarver
A Powerless Bodyguard
A Pessimistic Carver
A Desperate Innkeeper
An Incorruptible Sheriff
A Hedonistic Merchant
A Timid Captain
A Courageous Shipwright
A Bland Fashion Designer
A Disturbing Philanthropist
A Charismatic Sniper
A Dull Astronaut
An Inhibited Goatherd
A Genuine Chef
A Messy Choreographer
A Subtle Photographer
A Wronged Real Estate Agent
A Tearful Bartender
An Irreligious Zookeeper
A Self-sufficent Writer
An Honorable Singer
A Lying Barber
A Meticulous Soldier
An Impudent Detective
An Inoffensive Stonecutter
An Indifferent Taxi-driver
An Independent Electrician
A Dissonant Game Show Host
A Frisky Paramedic
A Forgiving Computer Programmer
A Big-thinking Barista
A Fiery Interpreter
A Happy Police Officer
An Extreme Tattooist
A Decadent Burglar
A Shallow Dogcatcher
A Charming Sleuth
A Desperate Editor
An Idealistic Assassin
A High-spirited Guide
A Conservative Imam
An Infuriated Knight
An Affectionate Farmer
A Hungry Weaver
A Terrible Florist
A Forgiving Flight Attendant
A Wary Bank Robber
A Mechanical Botanist
A Glad Taxi-driver
An Arrogant Private Detective
A Cantakerous Hotelier
A Tormented Innkeeper
A Disobedient Referee
A Confident Gravedigger
A Patient Wedding Planner
A Mellow Entertainer
An Assertive Pawnbroker
A Mannerless Interpreter
A Humble Coroner
A Neutral Garbage Collector
A Reverential Programmer
A Self-effacing Senator
A Vulnerable Geologist
A Brave Archer
A Money-minded Cook
A Generous Secretary
A Troublesome Stunt Double
A Conceited Weaver
A Cultured Ambassador
An Invulnerable Security Guard
A Cowardly Peddlar
A Soft Salesperson
A Driven Waiter
A Certain Captain
A Rebellious Locksmith
A Hateful Monk
A Negativistic Teacher
A Frightened Bonecarver
A Dignified Bricklayer
A Careless Sheriff
A Dynamic Hypnotist
A Fixed Bureaucrat
A Simple Guitarist
An Inferior Oracle
A Smiling Cab Driver
An Easy Bank Robber
A Small-thinking Governor
A Destructive Flight Attendant
A Courteous Mortician
An Intelligent Sailor
A Paternalistic Taxidermist
A Tall Yodeler
A Presumptuous Publisher
A Fortunate Jockey
A Wise Hunter
A Ritualistic Philanthropist
A Mellow Animal Trainer
A Vulnerable Game Show Host
An Uneasy Boatbuilder
An Easy Police Officer
A Private Terrorist
A Clear-headed Musician
A Graceless Chicken Sexer
A Happy Undertaker
A Keen Hypnotist
A Tall Swordsmith
An Orderly Marshal
A Spirited Exotic Dancer
A Woeful Fortune-teller
An Important Hunter
An Indignant Poet
A High-handed Cartoonist
A Desolate Model
An Antisocial Pickpocket
An Odd Pilot
A Groovy Meteorologist
An Emotional Dancer
A Hedonistic Sage
A Miserable Gladiator
A Disruptive Linguist
A Tender Athlete
A Stupefied Paramedic
An Eager Accountant
A Forceful Inventor
A Cautious Painter
A Protective Construction Worker
A Dominating Cab Driver
An Honorable Wizard
A Dignified Manicurist
A Sweaty Pharmacist
A Joyous Lawyer
A Freewheeling Brewer
A Patient Waiter
A Depressed Principal
A Tenacious Herald
An Indulgent Criminal
A Solitary Busker
A Wonderful Courier
A Stubborn Cartoonist
A Domineering Mechanic
A Respectful Governor
A Dynamic Interrogator
A Sedentary Assassin
A Single-minded Bank Robber
A Melancholic Garbage Collector
A Moralistic Tax Collector
An Organized Chef
A Ruined Sniper
A Hostile Blacksmith
A Sanctimonious Tattooist
A Youthful Firefighter
An Extravagant Waiter
A Free and Easy Marine
A High-handed Poet
An Unambitious Mayor
A Helpful Detective
A Solitary Architect
An Excitable Baker
An Uncomplaining Clerk
A Bored Drummer
A Peaceful Busker
An Irritable Goldsmith
An Efficient Ventriloquist
A Surprising Evangelist
A Ruined Hunter
A Suave Coach
An Unfathomable Governor
A Panicked Guard
A Helpful Beggar
A Charismatic Tax Collector
A Difficult Optometrist
A Trusting Shaman
An Unambitious Trapper
A Willing Interrogator
An Irresponsible Priest
A Tasteful Cheesemaker
A Thoughtless Factory Worker
An Imaginative Gondolier
A Steely Florist
A Lazy Historian
A Mellow Private Detective
An Alert Bishop
A Calculating Publisher
A Studious Cameraman
A Shrewd Researcher
A Worried Nurse
A Romantic Scientist
An Obsessive Sheepshearer
A Paralyzed Sheriff
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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