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A Cowardly Fortune-teller
An Innovative Explorer
A Dry Stunt Double
A Youthful Banker
A Sensitive Ditch Digger
A Receptive Geologist
An Offhand Janitor
A Tense Principal
A Comfortable Undertaker
An Intense Barber
A Scholarly Messenger
An Anxious Dancer
A Ritualistic Hypnotist
A Resourceful Teacher
A Modest Police Officer
An Eager Knight
An Indignant Hunter
A Dedicated Boatbuilder
A Demanding Beggar
An Earthy Sheepshearer
A Slow Photographer
A Methodical Fisher
A Sober Dictator
A Miserly Poet
An Impatient Firefighter
A Reactive Cartoonist
A Depressed Sage
A Soft Spelunker
A Stern Detective
A Brutal Sheriff
A Well-meaning Inventor
A Wise Burglar
An Infuriated Animal Trainer
A Bold Interrogator
A Subjective Director
A Deep Photographer
A Laughing Diplomat
A Content Fishmonger
A Devious Juggler
A Fearful Wizard
A Hefty Lifeguard
An Extravagant Torturer
A Haughty Playwright
A Caring Manager
A Scared Paleontologist
An Organized Mortician
A Zany Criminal
A Prejudiced Engineer
A Frisky Veterinarian
A Rebellious Innkeeper
A Well-meaning Ninja
A Restrained Social Worker
An Original Ornithologist
A Heartbroken Burglar
A Lovely Dentist
An Embarrassed Wedding Planner
An Offended Beautician
A Fawning Private Detective
An Amusing Judge
A Disobedient Chief of Police
A Worried Mobster
A Scared Banker
A Cruel Innkeeper
A Snoopy Merchant
A Single-minded Welder
A Bored Executioner
A Dominating Undertaker
An Inhibited Fashion Designer
A Thrilled Real Estate Agent
A Painstaking Guide
A Dissonant Electrician
An Alert Saxophonist
A Closed off DJ
A Frightened Mercenary
A Peaceful Optometrist
An Inquisitive Clerk
A Quirky Interrogator
A Depressed Criminal
An Objective Bodyguard
A Sweaty Game Show Host
A Grief Dentist
A Humorous Reporter
A Dignified Surgeon
A Petty Rat Catcher
A Weak Gladiator
A Responsive Barista
A Hurried Tattooist
A Surprising Drummer
A Fawning Guide
A Wealthy Pirate
A Faithful Pastor
A Decadent Guitarist
An Authoritarian Sound Technician
An Aggressive Shaman
A Clever Explorer
An Engrossed Criminal
An Uncharitable Barber
A Magnanimous Radiologist
An Empty Dictator
An Expedient Torturer
An Irreverent Taxidermist
A Sedentary Manicurist
A Gallant Impersonator
A Cynical Actor
An Indifferent Salesperson
A Conformist Zookeeper
A Cowardly Garbage Collector
A Conservative Entrepreneur
An Alienated Herbalist
An Intrigued Pilot
A Petty Clerk
A Fatigued Air Traffic Controller
A Courteous Mobster
A Methodical Jockey
A Reactive Saxophonist
A Clumsy Hairdresser
A Hypnotic Coach
An Upright Cheesemaker
A Sweaty Dietician
A Rational Knight
A Bitter Assassin
A Content Sniper
An Unprincipled Interior Designer
A Gentle Beekeeper
A Generous Chimney-sweep
A Sulky Sheriff
A Vulnerable Lighthouse-keeper
A Happy Chauffeur
An Impersonal Oracle
A Predictable Undertaker
A Repressed Hairdresser
An Uncooperative Mobster
A Superstitious Herald
An Impulsive Winemaker
A Pretentious Construction Worker
A Panicked Bank Robber
A Disruptive Spin Doctor
A Fortunate Principal
A Hurried Surgeon
A Reserved Carver
A Depressed Locksmith
An Unsentimental Record Producer
A Confidential Taxidermist
A Bitter Matador
An Ashamed Sleuth
A Hedonistic Thief
A Faithless Assassin
An Inspired Flight Attendant
A Big-thinking Cobbler
A Neutral Bishop
A Conciliatory Butcher
A Small-thinking Farmer
An Infatuated Guard
A Decadent Hotelier
A Passionate Weaver
A Jolly Private Detective
A Possessive Chef
A Suave Sleuth
A Dissatisfied Court Jester
An Extreme Coroner
A Glamorous Courier
A Curious Interior Designer
An Uneasy Blacksmith
A Secretive Captain
A Faithless Cosmonaut
A Freethinking Senator
A Precise Principal
A Disgusting Painter
An Understanding Antique Dealer
A Callous Soldier
An Exciting Mason
A Repressed Busker
A Bored Guru
An Unimaginative Artist
A Soft Guitarist
A Discreet Cook
A Wary Butcher
A Dissonant Guard
An Obnoxious Navigator
A Tidy Plumber
A Pained Swimming Coach
A Determined Court Jester
A Whimsical Philanthropist
An Unsure Locksmith
A Stubborn Bank Robber
An Incapable Detective
A Conceited Flight Attendant
A Benevolent Lawyer
A Timid Ventriloquist
A Gleeful Undertaker
A Surprising Screenwriter
A Useless Rabbi
An Excited Cook
A Dishonest Paramedic
A Frisky Burglar
A Presumptuous Wizard
A Physical Swimming Coach
A Scared Astronaut
A Funky Social Worker
A Moralistic Spy
An One-dimensional Beggar
A Protective Taxi-driver
A Forgetful Criminal
A Sensitive Undertaker
A Cheating Cartoonist
A Magnanimous DJ
An Artful Director
A Gullible Pianist
A Mystical Exterminator
An Insulting Cook
A Serious Archer
A Generous Marshal
A Comfortable Choreographer
A Mournful Swordsmith
An Extreme Blacksmith
A Forgiving Pirate
A Perverse Taxidermist
A Pedantic Computer Programmer
An Odd Hunter
A Determined Burglar
A Relaxed Tailor
An Orderly Actor
A Wealthy Bandit
A Considerate Thief
An Understanding Bureaucrat
An Upset Teacher
A Proud Deputy
A Self-conscious Guru
A Dismayed Spy
A Busy Physicist
A Practical Knight
A Wise Lifeguard
An Ugly Librarian
A Cross Model
A Tragic Baker
An Unambitious Botanist
A Private Drug Dealer
A Provoked Printer
A Disciplined Police Officer
A High-spirited Trapper
A Personable Soldier
A Devious Criminal
An Embarrassed Taxi-driver
A Careless Bank Robber
An Overimaginative Sculptor
A Glamorous Air Traffic Controller
An Indecisive Student
A Hedonistic Captain
A Pompous Drug Dealer
An Outrageous Entertainer
A Discreet Tattooist
A Dissonant Detective
A Responsive Magician
An Unrestrained Oracle
A Zany Record Producer
An Embarrassed Teacher
An Obedient Air Traffic Controller
An Overimaginative Shipwright
A Dependent Historian
A Strong-willed Accountant
A Secure Plumber
A Neurotic Lawyer
A Cheating Mayor
A Conscientious Sailor
An Original Swineherd
A Superstitious Private Detective
An Unpleasant Busker
A Careless Jockey
A Tense Social Worker
A Fiery Barber
A Handsome Bank Robber
A Scared Interpreter
A Forgetful Surgeon
A Prejudiced Fishmonger
A Groovy Butcher
An Articulate Painter
An Indignant Minister
A Crying Doctor
A Selfless Actor
A Money-minded Inventor
A Focused Trapper
A Submissive Percussionist
A Freethinking Gladiator
A Trendy Lawyer
A Protective DJ
A Contradictory Firefighter
A Tender Clown
An Uninhibited Police Officer
A Sad Juggler
A Fatigued Violinist
A Subjective Philanthropist
A Disobedient Bartender
A Discouraged Thief
A Fascinated Shepherd
A Sexy Inventor
An Outrageous Florist
A Meddlesome Herbalist
A Responsible Gravedigger
A Captivating Baker
A Hard Working Sniper
A Balanced DJ
A Provoked Spin Doctor
A Tender Butcher
A Methodical Gladiator
A Fortunate Burglar
A Passive Hairdresser
An Aggressive Cheesemaker
A Chummy Swineherd
An Amused Bank Robber
A Physical Teacher
A Modern Politician
A High-spirited Receptionist
An Idiosyncratic Bandit
A Depressed Butcher
A Moralistic Dictator
A Glamorous Painter
An Excitable Tailor
An Overimaginative Plumber
An Opportunistic Taxi-driver
A Jubilant Hunter
A Mature Archaeologist
A Sensitive Tax Collector
A Disinterested Beekeeper
A Coarse Security Guard
A Brave Sage
A Crying Gladiator
A Funny Meteorologist
An Aloof Priest
A Nihilistic Entertainer
An Intent Dentist
A Lovely Tattooist
A Sloppy Manicurist
A Dutiful Hypnotist
A Dirty Merchant
A Hardy Florist
A Distressed Secretary
A Vacuous Stonecutter
An Affectionate Entrepreneur
A Brutal Thief
A Lying Dictator
An Offensive Meteorologist
A Thievish Musician
A Thankful Court Jester
A Nervous Shaman
A Nihilistic Terrorist
An Opinionated Soldier
A Procrastinating Factory Worker
An Inquisitive Welder
An Appalled Bishop
A Helpless Physician
An Old-fashioned Bodyguard
A Dishonest Bartender
A Faithless Burglar
A Vivacious Poet
An Egocentric Hunter
An Intrigued Gravedigger
A Stupid Zookeeper
A Disruptive Executioner
A Devoted Assassin
A Cheerful Chemist
A Devious Tattooist
A Cold Butcher
A Scheming Nurse
A Crass Accountant
A Responsive Butler
A Steely Entrepreneur
A Fatalistic Rat Catcher
A Whimsical Poet
A Stable Fashion Designer
An Invulnerable Inventor
A Graceless Psychiatrist
A Provocative Captain
An Anxious Silversmith
A Spontaneous Astronaut
A Vindictive Bishop
A Stupid Dancer
A Self-effacing Blacksmith
A Morbid Guitarist
A Perfectionist Painter
A Playful Hypnotist
A Treacherous Saxophonist
A Contemptible Dietician
A Surprising Pharmacist
An Impressionable Interior Designer
A Vague Pianist
A Sporting Coach
A Good-natured Geologist
An Unfriendly Magician
A Pretentious Author
An Envious Referee
A High-minded Brewer
A Monstrous Lifeguard
An Overjoyed Gardener
A Sarcastic Security Guard
A Neat Ventriloquist
A Daring Jailer
A Shortsighted Impersonator
An Excited Criminal
A Gleeful Rat Catcher
A Tough Sleuth
A Dirty Guitarist
A Fortunate Zookeeper
A Lovely Assassin
An Unprincipled Barber
A Happy Banker
A Rustic Beautician
A Joyous Pirate
An Uncertain Hypnotist
An Inflamed Pianist
A Slow Carpenter
A Childish Comedian
An Unfriendly Hotelier
A Cantakerous Geologist
A Conceited Personal Trainer
A Distracted Astronaut
An Articulate Magician
A Crazy Zookeeper
A Tender Chief of Police
A Pompous Dentist
A Well-meaning Dogcatcher
A Steady Spelunker
A Hidebound Imam
A Crying Herbalist
A Gloomy Bank Robber
A Sordid Doctor
An Easily Discouraged Entertainer
A Compulsive Manager
A Forgetful Undertaker
An Earnest Psychiatrist
An Embarrassed Court Jester
A Contradictory Drug Dealer
A Thorough Sailor
An Impersonal Hypnotist
A Pessimistic Judge
An Imaginative Assassin
An Ugly Painter
A Logical Meteorologist
A Resourceful Dogcatcher
A High-spirited Bank Robber
A Bold Sheriff
A Spirited Personal Trainer
A Guileless Librarian
An Abrasive Fraudster
A Predictable Computer Programmer
A Ritualistic Shaman
A Lazy Optometrist
A Weird Lifeguard
A Tidy Builder
A Steady Private Detective
An Extreme Teacher
A Delicate Coach
An Organized Hotelier
An Ignorant Secretary
A Neutral Illustrator
A Skinny Rat Catcher
A Distrustful Violinist
A Cowardly Magistrate
A Transparent Clown
A Devious Explorer
A Glad Monk
A Repugnant Sheriff
An Airy Diplomat
A Solemn Beautician
A Lucky Private Detective
An Optimistic Paramedic
A Paranoid Swineherd
An Unpredicatable Cobbler
A Dramatic Park Ranger
A Desolate Torturer
An Energetic Pilot
A Sly Salesperson
A Noncompetitive Ditch Digger
A Businesslike Candlemaker
A Progressive Artist
A Stable Mason
A Muddle-headed Scientist
A Dignified Firefighter
A Money-minded Architect
An Unappreciative Bodyguard
A Repentant Impersonator
An Uncaring Soldier
A Careless Cheesemaker
A Stoic Assassin
An Obnoxious Referee
A Trendy Clown
A Fearful Inventor
A Disciplined Editor
A Hearty Composer
A Festive Exterminator
An Individualistic Model
An Uninhibited Pianist
A Pugnacious Sailor
A Charismatic Dictator
A Disorderly Mason
A Tortured Court Jester
A Timid Assassin
A Cowardly Captain
A Pleased Brewer
A Tasteful Artist
A Prim Botanist
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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