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Random Occupation+trait (x 500)
An Encouraged Biologist
An Obvious Waiter
A Superstitious Exterminator
A Ritualistic Ventriloquist
An Empty Geologist
A Progressive Broker
A Perceptive Lumberjack
A Sharing Burglar
A Self-denying Drummer
A Haughty Paramedic
A Cynical DJ
An Unrestrained Guard
A Bold Entertainer
An Excited Tattooist
An Alienated Spy
An Erratic Antique Dealer
A Muddle-headed Ventriloquist
A Woeful Rat Catcher
A Compulsive Judge
A Thankful Builder
A Maternal Dogcatcher
A Dull Jockey
A Perceptive Herbalist
A Shaky Actor
A Distracted Zookeeper
An Athletic Spy
A Balanced Librarian
An Uncooperative Taxidermist
A High-handed Photographer
A High-spirited Philanthropist
A Fatalistic Wedding Planner
A Skillful Shaman
A Careless Psychiatrist
An Innovative Busker
An Overjoyed Cheesemaker
A Cerebral Publisher
A Calm Doctor
A Physical Barista
A Frustrated Sniper
An Indignant Lifeguard
A Hostile Pickpocket
A Despicable Journalist
A Reserved Director
A Confused Mortician
A Receptive Sage
An Ashamed Waiter
A Sentimental Yak Herder
A Callous Animal Trainer
A Dynamic Actor
A Grief Radiologist
A Circumspect Archaeologist
A Predictable Researcher
A Pained Soldier
A Tasteful Shoemaker
A Despairing Priest
A Wonderful Cook
A Well-read Entrepreneur
A Gentle Botanist
An Irritated Beautician
A Discouraging Graphic Artist
A Desolate Janitor
A Poor Beekeeper
A Stupefied Flight Attendant
A Reliable Brewer
A Fatalistic Pilot
A Demanding Florist
A Puritanical Evangelist
A Progressive Writer
A Dissonant Pirate
A Bizarre Explorer
A Vulnerable Marine
A Skinny Taxidermist
A Distracted Butcher
A Crying Receptionist
A Difficult Cheesemaker
An Alienated Barber
A Neglectful Record Producer
A Genuine Bureaucrat
A Sensual Sage
A Positive Blacksmith
An Amiable Missionary
An Overimaginative Pickpocket
A Well-meaning Archer
A Rowdy Botanist
A Disorderly Bank Robber
A Hedonistic Sleuth
A Patriotic Air Traffic Controller
An Idiosyncratic Mercenary
A Rebellious Chief of Police
A Hypnotic Record Producer
A Folksy Baker
A Pugnacious Thief
A Grief Gladiator
A Principled Plumber
An Insecure Director
A Stiff Archer
A Possessive Screenwriter
A Decadent Interpreter
A Disillusioned Wizard
A Cold Court Jester
A Dissatisfied Carpenter
An Amoral Zookeeper
A Quaking Chemist
A Rational Detective
A Provoked Writer
A Criminal Taxidermist
A Disloyal Tailor
An Organized Nanny
A Paternalistic Actor
A Devoted Gardener
A Powerless Conductor
A Distracted Psychiatrist
An Unambitious Linguist
A Self-effacing Pianist
An Imaginative Dogcatcher
A Perfectionist Bartender
An Uneasy Oracle
A Clean Bishop
A Graceless Goldsmith
A Stubborn Baker
An Excited Editor
A Brutal Swimmer
An Intent Hunter
An Earthy Executioner
A Passive Cameraman
A Regretful Engineer
A Terrible Gardener
A Poor Real Estate Agent
A Brittle Cheesemaker
A Selfless Publisher
A Disloyal Principal
A Destructive Illustrator
An Experimental Burglar
A Troublesome Firefighter
A Discourteous Exotic Dancer
A Trusting Plumber
A Gullible Manicurist
A Calm Nurse
A Complaining Baker
A Criminal Fashion Designer
An Artful Pilot
An Original Physician
An Individualistic Executioner
A Thrilled Lumberjack
A Political Ninja
A Hardworking Messenger
A Pompous Farmer
A Cheating Magician
A Solitary Spelunker
A Laughing Sheepshearer
An Odd Lifeguard
A Bizarre Customs Officer
A Secure Pilot
An Outspoken Taxi-driver
An Embarrassed Meteorologist
A Brave Ditch Digger
A Steely Photographer
A Good-natured Deputy
A Puritanical Guard
An Impudent Shipwright
An Amiable Construction Worker
A Driven Chief of Police
A Touchy Tattooist
A Protective Shaman
A Shy Bricklayer
An Easily Discouraged Yak Herder
A Dull Greengrocer
A Lying Butcher
A Procrastinating Author
A Keen Detective
A Tender Swordsmith
An Aggressive Drummer
A Disrespectful Busker
An Inert Translator
A Provoked Biologist
A Useless Swineherd
An Odd Pianist
A Hesitant Herbalist
A Self-reliant Comedian
A Despairing Hotelier
An Idiosyncratic Exotic Dancer
An Observant Undertaker
An Upset Scout
A Sordid Musician
A Certain Inventor
A Neglectful Drummer
A Dignified Candlemaker
A Clear-headed Painter
A Pure Beautician
An Indifferent Courier
A Sympathetic Sculptor
An Oppressed Dancer
A Competitive Nurse
A Mystical Scientist
An Unambitious Missionary
A Hardy Magistrate
A Cheating Baker
A Desperate Barber
A Tearful Musician
A Careless Guitarist
A Well-rounded Guard
A Discreet Lumberjack
A Resourceful Scout
A Moralistic Mason
A Helpful Florist
A Lovely Physicist
A Colorful Construction Worker
A Sanctimonious Banker
An Insulting Student
A Brilliant Ventriloquist
An Attractive Undertaker
An Ashamed Shepherd
A Glad Astronaut
A Noncompetitive Boatbuilder
A Stupid Playwright
A Bold Waiter
An Organized Hunter
A Vulnerable Beekeeper
A Loyal Shoemaker
A Political Shipwright
A Rejected Tailor
A Stupefied Wizard
A Tasteful Painter
An Insightful Diver
A Fascinated Jailer
A Pleased Dancer
An Ignorant Magician
A Questioning Mobster
An Impressive Interrogator
An Irreligious Violinist
An Alert Burglar
A Bitter Watchmaker
A Rustic Firefighter
A Miserly Historian
A Disgusting Geologist
A Mistaken Bodyguard
A Grim Philanthropist
A Pure Banker
A Clean Veterinarian
A Discouraged Beekeeper
A Complex Blacksmith
A Tough Guard
A Narcissistic Dentist
An Appreciative Pawnbroker
A Pretentious Busker
A Shy Drummer
A Cerebral Sailor
A Deceptive Physician
A Fatigued DJ
A Softheaded Builder
A Small-thinking Hypnotist
A Haughty Optometrist
A Nosy Translator
A Joyous Courier
A Merry Private Detective
A Romantic Sleuth
A Destructive Senator
An Injured Violinist
A Procrastinating Engineer
A Jolly Terrorist
A Dissonant Manager
An Objective Bishop
An Obsessive Bartender
A Tidy Illustrator
A Lazy Choreographer
An Arrogant Poet
An Alert Reporter
A Fixed Fortune-teller
An Authoritarian Ventriloquist
A Paternalistic Gondolier
A Cold Guitarist
A Worked Up Writer
A Suave Minister
A Perceptive Astronaut
A Crafty Singer
An Unpredicatable Bartender
An Ashamed Shop Assistant
An Unhappy Game Show Host
A Rustic Model
A Stylish Assassin
An Amoral Undertaker
A Treacherous Tax Collector
A Sedentary Philanthropist
A Sanctimonious Sailor
An Overjoyed Interior Designer
A Self-denying Cobbler
An Inquisitive Archaeologist
A Small-thinking Physicist
A Repugnant Cook
An Abrupt Coach
An Irresponsible Terrorist
A Mealymouthed Guitarist
A Coarse Drug Dealer
A Money-minded Fraudster
A Dutiful Burglar
An Affectionate Chemist
A Difficult Impersonator
A Fatalistic Printer
A Mystical Lighthouse-keeper
An Astigmatic Clerk
A Jubilant Private Detective
A Steely Butcher
A Single-minded Artist
A Hard Working Secretary
A Charismatic Poet
A Bold Nurse
A Debonair Guard
A Repugnant Spelunker
An at Ease Mercenary
A Hedonistic Burglar
A Sweet Bartender
An Intelligent Surgeon
A Cynical Hairdresser
A Determined Gondolier
A Fun-loving Illustrator
An Athletic Gate-keeper
An Uneasy Coach
An Irritable Painter
A Confident Beggar
A Conservative Air Traffic Controller
A Lying Farmer
A Depressed Beekeeper
A Complaining Guard
A Brave Jailer
A Glamorous Chicken Sexer
A Pedantic Record Producer
A Provocative Lumberjack
A Dissonant Taxi-driver
A Stoic Priest
A Jubilant Cameraman
A Venomous Garbage Collector
A Conscientious Publisher
A Treacherous Matador
A Sensitive Astronaut
An Irritable Beggar
A Suspicious Beautician
A Repressed Wedding Planner
A Guilty Swimming Coach
An Understanding Interrogator
An Unlucky Burglar
An Open-minded Teacher
An Expedient Butcher
A Physical Pickpocket
A Loving Jockey
A Narrow-minded Doctor
An Intent Banker
A Noncompetitive Cab Driver
A Dishonest Security Guard
A Blunt Historian
A Lonely Spin Doctor
A Dry Beautician
A Cruel Marine
A Whimsical Gate-keeper
A Complex Cook
A Crazy Archaeologist
A Steadfast Deputy
A Trembling Garbage Collector
A Narcissistic Peddlar
A Sedentary Sound Technician
A Formal Salesperson
A Hurt Waiter
A Silly Greengrocer
An Infatuated Actor
A Paranoid Computer Programmer
A Small-thinking Lawyer
A Chummy Zookeeper
An Uncertain Undertaker
An Insensitive Shepherd
An Alarmed Record Producer
An Odd Fortune-teller
An Affectionate Rabbi
An Unappreciative Teacher
A Pompous Dietician
A Busy Hunter
A Glad Park Ranger
A Hungry Cheesemaker
An Earthy Pilot
A Focused Animal Trainer
A Quiet Saxophonist
An Injured Busker
A Forceful Court Jester
A Vague Ambassador
An Elated Pirate
A Moralistic Waiter
A Creative Swineherd
A Pedantic Plumber
A Sordid Soldier
A Loyal Scout
An Honest Imam
A Reactionary Magician
An Extreme Writer
A Disloyal Percussionist
A Phlegmatic Hunter
A Dominating Truck Driver
A Brutal Veterinarian
A Muddle-headed Engineer
A Positive Technician
A Familial Judge
A Lost Exterminator
A Repentant Coach
A Cross Shaman
A Unique Psychiatrist
An Annoyed Doctor
A Discreet Entrepreneur
An Inert Burglar
An Obsessive Park Ranger
A Coarse Sleuth
A Benevolent Marine
A Neurotic Sheepshearer
A Quiet Guitarist
A Pleased Bank Robber
A Competitive Criminal
A Narrow-minded Researcher
A Charming Butcher
An Uncomplaining Guard
An Uncharitable Architect
A Blissful Bandit
A Receptive Diver
A Passionate Dressmaker
A Whimsical Cameraman
A Mellow Interior Designer
A Placid Lifeguard
A Softheaded Optometrist
An Unhealthy Drummer
A Fiery Banker
A Prim Shoemaker
An Excitable Cook
A Patient Beekeeper
A Frustrated Writer
A Stupefied Merchant
A Confident Assassin
A Rebellious Magician
A Solitary Hunter
A Restless Hairdresser
A Kind Lawyer
A Tenacious Silversmith
A Dissatisfied Mathematician
An Unrestrained Undertaker
An Overimaginative Doctor
A Realistic Barista
A Contemptible Watchmaker
A Nonchalant Baker
An Antisocial Stonecutter
A Trustworthy Ambassador
A Mealymouthed Teacher
An Unhappy Make-up Artist
An Insensitive Chemist
A Tactless Hotelier
An Obvious Paleontologist
A Surprising Lighthouse-keeper
A Muddle-headed Inventor
A Tasteless Taxi-driver
An Uncharitable Bank Robber
A Self-indulgent Actor
A Callous Coach
An Eager Exterminator
A Useless Physician
A Charismatic Herbalist
A Competitive Shepherd
A Threatened Police Officer
A Rustic Executioner
A Predictable Receptionist
A Frightening Court Jester
A Tenacious Oracle
A Sympathetic Yak Herder
An Overjoyed Sheepshearer
A Casual Scout
A Strong Astronaut
A Passionate Crook
A Dogmatic Stunt Double
A Winning Swimmer
A Nervous Chicken Sexer
A Bitter Botanist
A Tactless Soldier
A Responsive Painter
An Authoritarian Farmer
A Familial Drug Dealer
A Careless Police Officer
A Moody Veterinarian
A Distracted Receptionist
A Discouraged Scout
A Pedantic Factory Worker
A Noncompetitive Beggar
A Fascinated Explorer
A Weak Herald
A Pathetic Hairdresser
A Clear-headed Garbage Collector
A Modest Barista
A Muddle-headed Sculptor
An Amusing DJ
A Shortsighted Swimming Coach
A Cold Plumber
A Woeful Merchant
An Unimaginative Shaman
A Wronged Inventor
An Absentminded Personal Trainer
A Frightening Mortician
A Colorful Shepherd
An Offended Scout
A Jubilant Factory Worker
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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