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A Free and Easy Thief
A Shrewd Personal Trainer
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A Ravenous Yak Herder
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A Venomous Executioner
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A Skinny Terrorist
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An Idealistic Clown
An Unpleasant Cartoonist
A Power-hungry Florist
A Restrained Plumber
A Positive Garbage Collector
A Conventional Beekeeper
A Dirty Messenger
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A Secure Reporter
An Amiable Chauffeur
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A Loving Navigator
A Predictable Coach
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A Determined Dancer
A Narcissistic Hunter
A Perceptive Athlete
A Brittle Artist
A Decadent Bartender
A Contemptible Taxidermist
An Absentminded Baker
An Intense Pirate
A Creative Philanthropist
A Decent Referee
A Passionate Torturer
A Freethinking Blacksmith
A Disappointed Locksmith
A Discontented Fortune-teller
An Ashamed Cartoonist
An Impressive Bureaucrat
A Gallant Artist
A Self-reliant Clown
A Busy Factory Worker
A Glad Physician
An Imaginative Publisher
An Intolerant Executioner
An Intent Illustrator
An Extravagant Computer Programmer
A Dejected Dressmaker
An Impersonal Hypnotist
A Meddlesome Carpenter
A Hefty Guitarist
A Mystical Beekeeper
A Curious Matador
A Caring Missionary
An Empathetic Interpreter
An Oppressed Bandit
A Simple Model
A Pedantic Bartender
A Discontented Teacher
A Solemn Poet
A Pugnacious Actor
A Generous Winemaker
An Eloquent Innkeeper
A Well-read Exotic Dancer
A Slow Bodyguard
A Helpful Undertaker
A Focused Crook
An Arbitrary Miner
An Insensitive Manicurist
An Obnoxious Butcher
A Repentant Firefighter
A Disorganized Cook
A Witty Hunter
A Neurotic Waiter
A Tortured Reporter
A Willing Burglar
A Disobedient Tattooist
A Dissonant Astronaut
An Elegant Private Detective
A Reactive Dietician
A Receptive Swordsmith
A Steely Tax Collector
A Bewildered Barber
A Fun-loving Engineer
A Casual Clockmaker
A Powerless Personal Trainer
A Trusting Juggler
A Discreet Crook
An Amiable Spin Doctor
A Loving Greengrocer
A Cowardly Private Detective
A Threatened Computer Programmer
An Alert Astronaut
An Elated Garbage Collector
A Perfectionist Tailor
A Conceited Burglar
A Callous Undertaker
A Loyal Gravedigger
A Crafty Librarian
A Selfless Guard
An Attractive Dogcatcher
A Focused Scout
A Destructive Drummer
A Dissonant Gladiator
A Cross Translator
A Comfortable Lawyer
A Suave Diver
A Dishonest Psychiatrist
A Hardworking Servant
A Trembling Undertaker
A Well-read Astronaut
A Hateful Zookeeper
An Irresponsible Miner
An Excitable Air Traffic Controller
An Absentminded Priest
A Complaining Watchmaker
A Fixed Clerk
An Impudent Jeweler
A Hopeful Deputy
A Flamboyant Nurse
A Sweaty Mechanic
A Funky Programmer
An Intolerant Reporter
An Optimistic Blacksmith
A Painstaking Artist
An Admirable Clockmaker
A Nervous Dancer
A Secure Mason
An Unsentimental Salesperson
A Crass Tattooist
A Logical Farmer
A Repugnant Locksmith
An Agonized Miner
A Guileless Fisher
An Extreme Bodyguard
A Purposeful Pilot
A Foolish Monk
A Punctual Builder
A Threatened Fashion Designer
A Cruel Radiologist
An Organized Busker
A Frightening Criminal
A Self-indulgent Hunter
A Reserved Scientist
A Thorough Bartender
A Bored Clown
A Responsible Sleuth
A Hurried Conductor
An Offended Principal
An Unfriendly Stunt Double
An Individualistic Court Jester
A Sweet Lighthouse-keeper
A Ritualistic Hairdresser
A Haughty Fortune-teller
A Demanding Carver
An Articulate Sheriff
An Alienated Nanny
An Escapist Farmer
A Disturbing Psychiatrist
A Shortsighted Sage
A Cross Assassin
A Young Gravedigger
A Soft Watchmaker
An Attractive Navigator
An Aimless Sniper
A Difficult Editor
An Infuriated Pawnbroker
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A Distressed Shoemaker
An Optimistic Criminal
A Predatory Screenwriter
A Daring Bandit
A Tasteful Marine
An Unrestrained Graphic Artist
A Solitary Principal
A Mawkish Chauffeur
A Cruel Painter
An Honest Scientist
An Insensitive Model
A Disturbing Animal Trainer
A Sober Artist
A Magnanimous Violinist
A Repugnant Clerk
A Balanced Hypnotist
A Disruptive Paramedic
A Reverential Gardener
A Funky Chef
A Grieved Game Show Host
An Infuriated Drug Dealer
An Unappreciative Park Ranger
A Groovy Weaver
A Sober Lighthouse-keeper
A Humiliated Guard
A Thankful Waiter
A Ruined Tailor
An Indecisive Bureaucrat
A Funny Sailor
A Considerate Mason
A Decadent Dentist
A Hidebound Bandit
An Amazed Candlemaker
A Hard Working Receptionist
A Regretful Photographer
A Lifeless Hunter
A Heartbroken Tattooist
A Guileless Judge
A Courteous Thief
A Regimental Teacher
A Well-read Air Traffic Controller
An Unprincipled Hairdresser
A Grim Singer
A Loyal Magician
A Destructive Ditch Digger
An Odd Priest
A Panicked Fishmonger
A Religious Shaman
An Imaginative Burglar
A Disappointed Philanthropist
A Punctual Cook
A Resentful Dancer
An Amiable Webmaster
A Colorful Captain
A Dynamic Zookeeper
A Deep Herald
A Discouraged Dogcatcher
A Fatigued Hunter
A Proud Mayor
A Gracious Animal Trainer
An Honest Entertainer
A Businesslike Violinist
A Disloyal Ventriloquist
An Impractical Paramedic
A Freethinking Barista
A Peaceful Chief of Police
An Inoffensive Guru
A Discreet Pilot
An Odd Impersonator
A Stubborn Graphic Artist
A Hardworking Magician
A Contemplative Reporter
A Deceptive Air Traffic Controller
A Hedonistic Dancer
An Easily Discouraged Torturer
An Intrigued Manicurist
An Inert Dentist
An Old Truck Driver
A False Record Producer
A Coarse Choreographer
A Small-thinking Juggler
A Placid Senator
An Imaginative Actor
A Dogmatic Magician
A Weary Private Detective
A Ruined Percussionist
An Unpleasant Thief
An Antisocial Photographer
A Surprising Composer
An Offhand Saxophonist
A Sympathetic Director
A Fortunate Security Guard
A Conformist Air Traffic Controller
A Contradictory Deputy
A Ritualistic Barber
A Miserly Doctor
A Sensitive Chicken Sexer
An Inert Mobster
A Phlegmatic Sniper
A Hungry Record Producer
A Discouraging Waiter
A Crafty Undertaker
An Unhealthy Spy
A Cute Entrepreneur
A Certain Linguist
A Delicate Dogcatcher
An Easily Discouraged Builder
An Obvious Shepherd
A Quirky Plumber
A Hidebound Blacksmith
An Honest Jailer
A Frivolous Pianist
A Solemn Janitor
An Organized Hunter
A Lost Actor
A Vague Bank Robber
A Dismayed Surgeon
A Tortured Chicken Sexer
A Malicious Architect
A Miserly Paleontologist
A Tough Waiter
A Destructive Carver
A Misguided Burglar
A Sarcastic Guide
A Receptive Lawyer
An Agonizing Clockmaker
A Humiliated Fortune-teller
A Perceptive Bartender
A Reflective Spin Doctor
A Callous Innkeeper
A Self-denying Marine
An at Ease Farmer
An Unlovable Guard
A Skillful Beggar
An Indecisive Technician
A Heartbroken Wizard
A Relaxed Guitarist
A Disturbing Teacher
A Superstitious Pastor
A Sporting Brewer
A Worked Up Innkeeper
An Arbitrary Translator
A Childish Surgeon
A Cross Paramedic
An Uncharitable Security Guard
A Cheerful Veterinarian
A Disciplined Dentist
An Enraged Journalist
A Contemptible Guru
An Ambitious Lifeguard
A Hard Working Janitor
A Determined Dictator
A Warm Hunter
A Clean Architect
A Perplexed Exterminator
A Stoic Director
An Impressive Meteorologist
A Subjective Bureaucrat
A Compassionate Terrorist
An Arbitrary Coach
An Amazing Cheesemaker
A Careless Bank Robber
A Regimental Model
A Guileless Minister
A Conscientious Inventor
A Boisterous Architect
An Opportunistic Yodeler
An Alert Librarian
A Prim Musician
A Quirky Dancer
A Skinny Astronaut
A Frugal Knight
A Pleased Soldier
A Woeful Drug Dealer
An Ignorant Busker
A Dejected Air Traffic Controller
A Desperate Scout
A Perfectionist Chief of Police
A Hurt Shipwright
A Touchy Exterminator
A Misguided Chemist
A Sympathetic Beekeeper
A Hearty Cook
An Irreverent Teacher
A Fiery Lawyer
A Bold Screenwriter
A Hostile Actor
A Timid Meteorologist
An Irritable Linguist
A Hateful Singer
A Scared Fishmonger
A Rebellious Sheriff
An Articulate Broker
An Obedient Watchmaker
A Stoic Burglar
A Forgetful Detective
A Bitter Swimmer
A Weak Paleontologist
A Fraudulent Marshal
A Mournful Geologist
A Provocative Ambassador
A Boisterous Model
A Lifeless Barista
A Tormented Jeweler
A Completely Normal Farmer
An Infuriated Pharmacist
A Pained Truck Driver
A Fanciful Bandit
An Orderly Captain
A Vindictive Chief of Police
A Shrewd Dogcatcher
A Balanced Cab Driver
A Stiff Taxidermist
A Loving Interior Designer
A Stubborn Mason
An Unbelieving Referee
An Agonized Lawyer
An Insecure Fortune-teller
A Warm Scientist
An Understanding Artist
A Panicked Beautician
A Skillful Poet
A Satisfied Mobster
A Power-hungry Baker
A Dominating Monk
A Solitary Chicken Sexer
An Enthusiastic Court Jester
A Criminal Radiologist
An Intent Spelunker
A Gracious Spy
An Impressionable Philanthropist
An Easily Discouraged Hypnotist
A Paralyzed Miner
An Impulsive Shepherd
A Folksy Torturer
An Attractive Chef
A Perceptive Executioner
A Liberal Pianist
A Narcissistic Librarian
A Discontented Court Jester
A Brilliant Baker
An Uncharitable Game Show Host
An Easy Dancer
A Decent Magician
An Uncertain Detective
A Sporting Medic
A High-spirited Poet
A Softheaded Captain
A Childish Farmer
A Responsive Engineer
A Scheming Florist
An Airy Ventriloquist
An Extraordinary Greengrocer
A Trendy Pilot
A Methodical Bricklayer
A Compassionate Lawyer
An Impressionable Terrorist
A Solemn Silversmith
A Despicable Graphic Artist
A Miserly Animal Trainer
An Uncertain Tailor
An Insightful Veterinarian
An Orderly Author
An Ambitious Jockey
A Curious Peddlar
A Resourceful Mercenary
A Tolerant Candlemaker
A Hearty Photographer
An Inhibited Printer
An Opportunistic Journalist
An Oppressed Pickpocket
A Private Chief of Police
An Old Air Traffic Controller
An Agonized Cheesemaker
A Callous Mobster
A Sulky Sailor
A Sporting Hypnotist
A Discourteous Innkeeper
A Strict Archer
A Discreet Paramedic
A Pained Poet
A Hateful Illustrator
A Satisfied Messenger
A Lovable Psychiatrist
An Orderly Taxidermist
A Resourceful Comedian
A Short Juggler
A Whimsical Chef
A Sophisticated Tailor
A Jubilant Security Guard
An Aimless Student
A Receptive Garbage Collector
A Possessive Pilot
A Depressed Barber
A Protective Composer
A Ruined Gondolier
An Unfathomable Sound Technician
A Thrilled Beggar
A Trustworthy Fortune-teller
A Detestable Magician
An Intense Thief
A Nosy Dictator
A Sharing Impersonator
A Popular Fashion Designer
A Superficial Teacher
A Cynical Security Guard
A Bewildered Diplomat
An Envious Captain
An Empty Senator
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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