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A Brilliant Saxophonist
A Fatalistic Undertaker
An Idiosyncratic Surgeon
A Laughing Painter
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A Hurried Firefighter
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An Aggressive Ornithologist
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A Phlegmatic Paleontologist
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A Mature Cook
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A Tough Shop Assistant
A Pedantic Soldier
A Hidebound Interpreter
A Compassionate Librarian
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A Driven Paleontologist
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A Conceited Undertaker
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A Grand Banker
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A Narcissistic Lawyer
A Desperate Radiologist
A Relaxed Dressmaker
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A Regretful Tailor
A Forgiving Bartender
A Threatened Pilot
A Complacent Spelunker
A Scrupulous Chauffeur
A Miserable Hypnotist
A Free and Easy Shoemaker
A Peaceful Violinist
A Confident Real Estate Agent
A Despicable Tax Collector
An Incensed Clerk
A Selfish Trapper
A Soft Barber
A Closed off Gardener
A Patient Tailor
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A Dominating Clown
A Pessimistic Chimney-sweep
A Provoked Interrogator
A Weird Herald
A Confidential Lighthouse-keeper
A Dejected Taxidermist
A Popular Printer
A Genuine Surgeon
A Cantakerous Plumber
An Ambitious Ventriloquist
A Self-conscious Dentist
An Injured Journalist
A High-handed Wizard
A Strict Barber
A High-minded Spin Doctor
A Careless Singer
A Punctual Nurse
A Cross Fisher
A Clumsy Mechanic
A Selfish Plumber
A Pure Cartoonist
A Stubborn Beggar
A Worked Up Beekeeper
An Unbelieving Biologist
A Conscientious Captain
A Patriotic Dentist
A Silly Violinist
A Frustrated Messenger
An Articulate Printer
A Purposeful Burglar
An Alone Criminal
A Rejected Editor
A Closed off Translator
A Pleased Garbage Collector
An Intrigued Chauffeur
A Venomous Servant
A Wary Baker
An Inhibited Bandit
An Impatient Geologist
A Complacent Tattooist
A Pure Marine
An Insulting Architect
A Self-denying Swordsmith
A Devious Athlete
An Escapist Pickpocket
A Suspicious Factory Worker
An Organized Nurse
A Contemplative Choreographer
An Abrasive Mobster
A Tragic Crook
An Indignant Deputy
A Restless Spy
An Individualistic Greengrocer
A Humble Dietician
A Rowdy Cab Driver
A Subtle Taxi-driver
A Whimsical Miner
A Modern Monk
An Extraordinary Guard
A Competitive Doctor
A Nihilistic Antique Dealer
A Hidebound Yodeler
A Meticulous Drummer
An Obnoxious Saxophonist
A Strict Jockey
An Alert Trapper
A Predictable Soldier
A Useless Medic
A Ready Game Show Host
A Hefty Guide
A Tender Researcher
An Arrogant Astronaut
An Idiosyncratic Busker
An Articulate Graphic Artist
A Frustrated Carver
A Reserved Priest
An Invulnerable Watchmaker
A Demanding Executioner
A Mistaken Chef
A Well-read Bank Robber
A Gleeful Butler
A Vindictive Real Estate Agent
A Small-thinking Plumber
A Terrified Veterinarian
An One-dimensional Gladiator
A Sexy Gardener
A Cross Dancer
An Inspired Receptionist
An Infuriated Sleuth
A Progressive Soldier
An Irrational Record Producer
A Weak-willed Graphic Artist
A Reactionary Printer
An Agreeable Beekeeper
A Crude Doctor
An Infatuated Animal Trainer
A Steely Publisher
An Easy Wizard
A Fanatical Bank Robber
A Greedy Herbalist
A Stiff Candlemaker
An Impressionable Sailor
A Humiliated Torturer
An Obedient Poet
An Unlucky Gladiator
A Heartbroken Fishmonger
An Elegant Computer Programmer
An Absentminded Brewer
A Stoic Magician
A Humorous Record Producer
A Unique Cook
A Strong-willed Tailor
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A Terrified Chef
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A Distracted Professor
A Conscientious Librarian
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An Incapable Tattooist
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A Cautious Shop Assistant
A Solemn Drummer
An Authoritarian Politician
A Malicious Coroner
An Irresponsible Pirate
An Experimental Pharmacist
A Personable Beekeeper
A Barbaric Broker
A Blunt Archer
A Cross Mobster
A Distressed Bank Robber
A Fuming Butler
A Hard Working Chemist
A Religious Lighthouse-keeper
A Physical Shepherd
A Scholarly Architect
A High-spirited DJ
A Glad Merchant
A Crass Burglar
A Happy Hunter
An Unprincipled Teacher
A Colorful Wedding Planner
An Overjoyed Construction Worker
An Intense Shaman
A Discontented Chimney-sweep
A Perverse Coach
An Amiable Spy
An Assertive Magistrate
A Tall Police Officer
A Placid Nanny
A Grim Torturer
A Mellow Beautician
A Practical Hairdresser
A Captivating Accountant
A Logical Lifeguard
A Disobedient Taxidermist
A Liberated Computer Programmer
A Flamboyant Paleontologist
An Articulate Singer
A Magnanimous Mason
A Passive Surgeon
A Doubtful Paramedic
An Emotional Conductor
A Painstaking Dancer
A Brittle Dressmaker
A Surprised Bartender
A Benevolent Nurse
A Calm Wizard
A Vivacious Carpenter
A Lousy Lumberjack
An Argumentative Ventriloquist
A Critical Politician
A Tall Spin Doctor
An Ambitious Rabbi
A Clumsy Brewer
A Strong-willed Criminal
A Persuasive Juggler
A Frightening Choreographer
A Profound Customs Officer
A Superstitious Monk
A Tormented Hunter
A Moralistic Deputy
A Tasteless Physicist
A Compassionate Flight Attendant
A Gloomy Tattooist
A Deep Salesperson
A Blissful Knight
A Cultured Banker
A Forgetful Rat Catcher
A Grief Journalist
An Understanding Composer
A Dynamic Paramedic
An Unsentimental Beekeeper
A Morbid Air Traffic Controller
A Gullible Dictator
A Self-indulgent Model
A Meddlesome Barista
A Pedantic Singer
An Artificial Chief of Police
A Disorderly Private Detective
A Prudent Sniper
An Inhibited Shepherd
A Forthright Swordsmith
A Realistic Beautician
A Groovy Librarian
A Resentful Spy
A Lying Radiologist
A Skillful Builder
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A Superstitious Mason
A Mellow Lumberjack
An Apathetic Athlete
An Obedient Firefighter
A Hidebound Chief of Police
An Uneasy Pawnbroker
An Inconsiderate Governor
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A Winning Private Detective
A Clear-headed Archaeologist
A Unique Jockey
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A Steely Journalist
A Romantic Burglar
A Meticulous Chimney-sweep
A Secretive Judge
A Poor Shaman
An Impressionable Court Jester
A Complex Exotic Dancer
A Hard Working Shop Assistant
A Desperate Translator
A Closed off Gladiator
A Negativistic Spy
An Enraged Firefighter
A Practical Politician
A Blunt Magician
A Political Journalist
A Domineering Missionary
A Respectful Interior Designer
An Objective Reporter
A Secure Deputy
A Compulsive Goldsmith
A Thankful Guard
A Liberal Cartoonist
A Ritualistic Poet
A Competitive Translator
A Puritanical Farmer
A Grand Oracle
A Pedantic Rat Catcher
An Unrestrained Beggar
A Resourceful Taxi-driver
An Aloof Archaeologist
A Sociable Student
An Enervated Librarian
An Attractive Janitor
An Excited Fashion Designer
A Repressed Politician
An Imaginative Surgeon
A Proud Paramedic
A Well-rounded Model
A Conceited Dogcatcher
A Detestable Real Estate Agent
A Deceptive Builder
An Incensed Scout
A Humiliated Beautician
A Disappointed Guitarist
A Businesslike Chicken Sexer
A Helpful Editor
A Protective Diver
A Destructive Deputy
A Ready Knight
A Terrible Terrorist
A Jolly Reporter
A Freewheeling Sound Technician
An Obsessive Police Officer
A Brutal Bartender
An Unfathomable Entrepreneur
A Dignified Animal Trainer
A Money-minded Geologist
A Sentimental Politician
A Brilliant Cobbler
A Terrified Thief
An Unrestrained Comedian
A Disappointed Singer
A Crafty Psychiatrist
A Pathetic Barber
An Insensitive Butcher
A Bitter Court Jester
An Amoral Tax Collector
An Unbelieving Ventriloquist
A Deep Tattooist
An Incapable Percussionist
A Loyal Sniper
An Ignorant DJ
A Sore Air Traffic Controller
A Malicious Playwright
A Naive Cheesemaker
A Protective Researcher
A Frightened Secretary
An Ashamed Chef
A Helpless Medic
A Cerebral Pilot
An Expedient Pickpocket
A Clumsy Burglar
An Excited Dogcatcher
A Willing Psychiatrist
A Forgetful Physician
A Conscientious Private Detective
A Mournful Stunt Double
A Scrupulous Builder
A Youthful Police Officer
A Puritanical Bonecarver
A Detestable Nurse
A Serene Servant
A Sweaty Comedian
A Crafty Beekeeper
A Spontaneous Exotic Dancer
A Prim Chemist
A Flexible Hairdresser
A Fanciful Goatherd
A Soft Barista
A Fashionable Private Detective
A Fearful Peddlar
An Artful Boatbuilder
An Overjoyed Cartoonist
A Coarse Welder
A Hedonistic Chief of Police
A Pedantic Interpreter
An Uncharitable Surgeon
A Private Astronaut
An Emotional Mechanic
A Discreet Pirate
A Reverential Interrogator
An Uneasy Athlete
A Depressed Physicist
A Playful Taxidermist
An Eager Exotic Dancer
A Modest Police Officer
A Resentful Mobster
A Discourteous Drummer
An Insulting Webmaster
A Single-minded Chief of Police
An Irreligious Sleuth
A Soft Astronaut
A Self-critical Dentist
A Groovy Banker
A Practical Fishmonger
A Scared Air Traffic Controller
An Affectionate Chef
A Caring Personal Trainer
An Authoritarian Private Detective
A Busy Chimney-sweep
A Humorous Tattooist
A Neglectful Drummer
A Scholarly Juggler
A Paternalistic Beekeeper
A Childish Teacher
A Deep Bricklayer
A Disorganized Conductor
A Sexy Singer
A Reactive Taxi-driver
A Hardworking Hunter
A Confidential Plumber
A Sweet Burglar
A Self-denying Social Worker
A Clever Choreographer
A Sporting Guard
A Mistaken Minister
A Hurried Explorer
A Crying Barber
A Narrow-minded Veterinarian
An Inoffensive Mechanic
A Rational Undertaker
A Fashionable Tailor
A Dedicated Antique Dealer
A Victimized Spin Doctor
A Lazy Imam
A Destructive Electrician
An Old Exotic Dancer
A Flexible Butcher
An Independent Zookeeper
A Puritanical Cosmonaut
A Sensitive Astronaut
A Gallant Gravedigger
A Boisterous Terrorist
A Cultured Entertainer
A Courageous Principal
A Despicable Marshal
A Colorful Tax Collector
An Amazed Archer
An Unpleasant Chauffeur
A Steely Private Detective
A Chummy Taxi-driver
An Extraordinary Bodyguard
An Assertive Detective
A Sly Screenwriter
A Strong Air Traffic Controller
A Discouraged Pianist
A Loyal Hunter
A Disturbing Chief of Police
A Whimsical Tailor
A Ticklish Printer
An Ecstatic Cab Driver
A Meddlesome Historian
A Comfortable Artist
An Idealistic Psychiatrist
A Contemptible Mason
A Realistic Zookeeper
A Compulsive Hypnotist
A Mealymouthed Taxi-driver
An Intense Percussionist
A Pretentious Rabbi
An Unpredicatable Botanist
A Contradictory Radiologist
A Nonchalant Gondolier
An Obvious Fortune-teller
A Fearful Ditch Digger
A Serious Writer
An Egocentric Philanthropist
An Unstable Waiter
An Enigmatic Shepherd
An Extraordinary Painter
A Courageous Juggler
A Witty Meteorologist
An Extravagant Barber
A Driven Judge
A Self-conscious Doctor
A Wronged Optometrist
A Decisive Police Officer
A Moralistic Bandit
A Lazy Exotic Dancer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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