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A Perfectionist Ninja
A Disillusioned Clerk
A Shy Historian
A Useless Scout
A Softheaded Librarian
A Childish Sailor
A Troublesome Lumberjack
A Shaky Imam
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An Experimental Oracle
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A Steady Playwright
An Enervated Judge
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A Relaxed Detective
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A Humble Police Officer
An Extreme Sniper
A Submissive Physicist
A Big-thinking Printer
A Liberated Cheesemaker
An Extraordinary Sailor
A Fascinated Executioner
A Spirited Conductor
A Generous Swineherd
A Deceitful Linguist
A Self-conscious Goatherd
A Blunt Salesperson
A Destructive Fortune-teller
A Puritanical Gondolier
A Restless Tattooist
A Self-critical Waiter
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A Dry Messenger
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A Bitter Terrorist
A Tragic Beekeeper
A Merry Stonecutter
A Self-denying Painter
A Lovable Busker
An Inconsiderate Geologist
An One-dimensional Brewer
A Complaining Mechanic
A Regretful Torturer
A Trembling Navigator
A Mature Pilot
A Desolate Sage
A Liberated Police Officer
A Careless Medic
An Uncertain Fashion Designer
An Enervated Doctor
A Blunt Pharmacist
A Graceless Gate-keeper
A Suave Sleuth
A Physical Builder
An Annoyed Tailor
An Intolerant Gravedigger
A Fixed Dentist
An Injured Jockey
An Unambitious Crook
An Anxious Bodyguard
A Witty Plumber
An Idiosyncratic Air Traffic Controller
A Calm Bandit
An Alarmed Detective
A Dreamy Lawyer
A Repressed Judge
A Circumspect Coach
A Scholarly Bonecarver
A Stoic Cook
A Passionate Pilot
A Trustworthy Boatbuilder
A Confused Locksmith
An Adventurous Nurse
A Laughing Wedding Planner
An Alone Marshal
A Private Physician
A Whimsical Chef
An Obnoxious Librarian
A Hardworking Chauffeur
A Political Pharmacist
A Loving Poet
A Frugal Model
An Experimental Optometrist
A Reverential Director
A Critical Pirate
An Imaginative Construction Worker
A Grief Wedding Planner
A Helpful Soldier
A Cooperative Hotelier
A Humiliated Shoemaker
A Cute Navigator
An Uncertain Lumberjack
A Worked Up Gondolier
A Strict Librarian
A Receptive DJ
An Amiable Mechanic
A Calculating Sleuth
A Poor Musician
A Balanced Chef
A Warm Goldsmith
An Apathetic Scientist
An at Ease Clown
A Bold Thief
A Ravenous Waiter
A Messy Air Traffic Controller
A Discreet Police Officer
A Modest Plumber
An Alienated Guard
An Envious Photographer
An Unprincipled Executioner
A Funny Nurse
An Exciting Pawnbroker
An Admirable Sailor
A Touchy Baker
A Surprising Tax Collector
A Grieved Hypnotist
An Obsessive Judge
A Handsome Magistrate
A Repressed Beautician
A Respectful Police Officer
A Bright Guru
A Scheming Yodeler
An Adventurous Imam
A Procrastinating Guide
An Argumentative Veterinarian
A Bland Assassin
A Mature Matador
A Nonchalant Dogcatcher
An Impractical Construction Worker
A Sweaty Firefighter
An Ashamed Brewer
A Self-critical Game Show Host
A Rustic Doctor
A Ravenous Jeweler
A Gallant Psychiatrist
A Solitary Sculptor
An Excitable Wizard
A Brutal Police Officer
An Empty Detective
A Distressed Terrorist
A Driven Undertaker
An Earthy Veterinarian
A Mournful Teacher
A Pretentious Merchant
A Clever Impersonator
A Debonair Cobbler
A Forgiving Dressmaker
A Modest Painter
An Unrestrained Peddlar
A Whimsical Playwright
A Funny Bartender
A Prim Goatherd
An Infatuated Librarian
A Dogmatic Historian
An Unpleasant Choreographer
An Ugly Archer
A High-spirited Guru
A Rustic Truck Driver
A Trembling Shop Assistant
A Tragic Burglar
A Deceitful Florist
A Private Matador
An Impractical Captain
A Bizarre Pickpocket
A Ticklish Gate-keeper
A Gentle Tailor
A Nosy Interior Designer
A Victimized Construction Worker
A Lustful Record Producer
A Clear-headed Singer
An Empty Dancer
A Purposeful Real Estate Agent
A Magnanimous Playwright
A Stubborn Sniper
A Terrible Greengrocer
An Infuriated Farmer
An Arrogant Teacher
A Closed off Cosmonaut
A Wary Matador
An Angry Nanny
A Forthright Bandit
A Careless Lifeguard
A Suave Fortune-teller
A Youthful Clown
A Coarse Botanist
A Conscientious Coach
A Useless Artist
A Pathetic Butcher
An Impersonal Judge
A Perfectionist Park Ranger
A Leisurely Firefighter
A Restrained Personal Trainer
A Religious Truck Driver
A Flexible Farmer
A Humble Undertaker
A Reliable Animal Trainer
A Scared Sheriff
A Discontented Dentist
A Neurotic Medic
A Pugnacious Swimmer
A Bright Factory Worker
A Stable Guard
A Ruined Butcher
A Grief Dancer
A Lovable Game Show Host
A Surprising Carver
An Infuriated Director
A Misguided Fraudster
A Reassured Spy
A Crafty Cosmonaut
An Intolerant Optometrist
A Keen Beekeeper
A Dry Mobster
A Hungry Psychiatrist
An Open-minded Tax Collector
An Extravagant Stonecutter
A Sorrowful Sniper
An Envious Customs Officer
A Distrustful Firefighter
A Cheerful Mayor
A Brittle Swimmer
A Mournful Nurse
A Maternal Priest
A Subjective Servant
A Depressed Rabbi
An Impulsive Printer
A Fanatical Percussionist
An Agreeable Butcher
A Detestable Welder
An Aggressive Surgeon
A Neglectful Locksmith
A Fickle Receptionist
An Amoral Politician
A Well-rounded Assassin
An Authoritarian Truck Driver
An Assertive Model
A Scholarly Drug Dealer
An Uncertain Athlete
A Subtle Burglar
A Sore Deputy
An Amusing Court Jester
A Humiliated Mathematician
A Weak Stunt Double
A Criminal Dentist
A Decadent Gondolier
A Disciplined Beautician
A Gentle Police Officer
A Useless Air Traffic Controller
A Cerebral Paramedic
A Lazy Ninja
A Powerless Politician
An Alienated Shop Assistant
A Respectful Swimming Coach
A Provocative Broker
An Understanding Fisher
A Power-hungry Cobbler
A Mournful Exotic Dancer
A Prudent Spin Doctor
An Impudent Executioner
A Happy Chef
A Sarcastic Shaman
A Willful Shepherd
A Mellow Mortician
An Overimaginative Clown
A Patriotic Psychiatrist
A Persuasive Assassin
A Cantakerous Missionary
A Discouraged Dentist
An Unprincipled Sheepshearer
A Confidential Gondolier
A Moralistic Locksmith
A Rejected Magistrate
A Tasteless Fishmonger
A Businesslike Teacher
A Bitter Technician
An Indignant Cameraman
A Noncommittal Cab Driver
A Repugnant Percussionist
A Predatory Captain
An Alarmed Pastor
An Offended Monk
An Abrupt Cook
A Subtle Minister
A Delighted Politician
A Helpful Poet
A Cerebral Sniper
An Agonizing Explorer
A Sarcastic Winemaker
A Conceited Veterinarian
An Expedient Chemist
An Irritated Medic
An Unbelieving Philanthropist
A Pugnacious Merchant
A Mawkish Ninja
An Absentminded Cheesemaker
A Physical Swimming Coach
A Popular Impersonator
A Scheming Security Guard
A Gloomy Police Officer
A Predatory Dancer
A Thrilled Dogcatcher
An Unpleasant Drug Dealer
A Conciliatory Exotic Dancer
A Frugal Yodeler
A Distracted Servant
A Barbaric Bricklayer
A Loyal Blacksmith
A Courageous Psychiatrist
A Cute Spy
An Antisocial Pirate
A Nervous Fashion Designer
A Folksy Conductor
A Blissful Animal Trainer
An Earthy Social Worker
A Fiery Record Producer
A Merry Technician
A Decent Barber
A Joyous Private Detective
An Engrossed Broker
A Precise Violinist
An Eager Musician
A Negativistic Hairdresser
A Dismayed Playwright
A Subtle Winemaker
A Positive Farmer
A Puritanical Explorer
A Crazy Bishop
An Incapable Torturer
A Paralyzed Geologist
A Serious Mechanic
A Greedy Private Detective
An Artful Computer Programmer
A Resentful Conductor
A Treacherous Shipwright
An Irritable Herbalist
A Happy Psychiatrist
A Well-rounded Gladiator
A Disciplined Physicist
An Absentminded Air Traffic Controller
A Prim Cab Driver
A Dedicated Architect
A Pretentious Chimney-sweep
An Observant Receptionist
A Transparent Chemist
A Contemplative Executioner
A Cute Captain
An Old-fashioned Blacksmith
An One-dimensional Clockmaker
An Intelligent Antique Dealer
A Cross Butler
An Inferior Fortune-teller
A Religious Busker
An Empty Pharmacist
A Simple Entrepreneur
A Demanding DJ
An Uncaring Gladiator
A Forthright Air Traffic Controller
A Flamboyant Boatbuilder
A Delighted Author
A Foolish Chimney-sweep
A Devoted Evangelist
An Unsure Interior Designer
A Young Shoemaker
A Political Sheepshearer
A Troublesome Chief of Police
A Selfless Pirate
An Indifferent Social Worker
A Touchy Customs Officer
An Absentminded Singer
An Aimless Cab Driver
A Grieved Clown
A Stoic Ninja
A Disconcerting Watchmaker
A Willing Hairdresser
A Hurt Entrepreneur
A Boisterous Air Traffic Controller
A Gullible Gladiator
A Crafty Drummer
A Friendly Dictator
A Circumspect Cook
A Serene Fashion Designer
A Discreet Librarian
An Unpatriotic Merchant
A Shallow Beautician
A Clean Choreographer
A Thievish Dogcatcher
A Sulky Construction Worker
A Humiliated Butcher
A Lustful Zookeeper
A Certain Gate-keeper
A Difficult Surgeon
A Fickle Wizard
A Foolish Stunt Double
An Extraordinary Fishmonger
A Skeptical Pirate
A Dissatisfied Mortician
A Confident Game Show Host
A Cheating Hypnotist
A Humorous Sleuth
A Meticulous Exterminator
A Dynamic Bonecarver
A Disrespectful Mechanic
A Stylish Yodeler
A Captivating Gondolier
A Demanding Technician
An Upright Bank Robber
A Whimsical Receptionist
A Complaining Doctor
A Helpless Pickpocket
A Tenacious Musician
A Terrified Teacher
An Encouraged Winemaker
A Criminal Security Guard
A Conceited Guru
A Persuasive Bandit
A Generous Taxi-driver
A Tolerant Dentist
A Freethinking Physician
A Nosy Tattooist
A Callous Sage
A Worried Psychiatrist
An Empathetic Judge
A Dismayed Herbalist
A Funky Chief of Police
A Disciplined Hotelier
A Hesitant Mobster
A Realistic Hairdresser
A Fickle Private Detective
A Loyal Carpenter
An Unstable Dogcatcher
A Confused Spy
A Conformist Assassin
An Impatient Knight
An Experimental Bonecarver
A Punctual Journalist
An Emotional Guitarist
A Sarcastic Marshal
An Independent Terrorist
An Unbelieving Painter
An Honorable Medic
A Self-sufficent Pianist
A Discouraged Lawyer
A Noncompetitive Mason
A Detestable Court Jester
A Weird Drummer
A Persuasive Silversmith
A Despairing Criminal
A Progressive Fraudster
An Amazed Entertainer
An Impressionable Taxidermist
A Sore Publisher
An Observant Hairdresser
A Sulky Archer
A Delighted Explorer
A Frivolous Real Estate Agent
An Impractical Mobster
A Circumspect Writer
A Wonderful Air Traffic Controller
A Naive Gladiator
A Debonair Percussionist
A Fickle Zookeeper
A Genuine Magician
An Unappreciative Chicken Sexer
A Boisterous Pickpocket
An Uncaring Juggler
A Preoccupied Nurse
An Alone Artist
A Pained Bank Robber
A Vacuous Guide
An Obsessive Security Guard
A Joyous Psychiatrist
A Magnanimous Dogcatcher
An Indulgent Computer Programmer
A Prudent Cartoonist
An Optimistic Manager
A Clear-headed Assassin
A Grief Bandit
An Uncomplaining Singer
A Miserly Ninja
A Dominating Pilot
A Cheerful Real Estate Agent
A Perceptive Painter
A Conciliatory Pawnbroker
An Extreme Chimney-sweep
A Phlegmatic Researcher
A Gleeful Coroner
A Positive Locksmith
An Irresponsible Captain
A Sober Comedian
A Lonely Peddlar
A Lousy Editor
A Charismatic Chauffeur
A Transparent Herald
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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