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A Wonderful Interior Designer
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An Argumentative Illustrator
A Considerate Paramedic
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A Kind Sniper
A Shallow Knight
An Alert Journalist
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A Self-conscious Violinist
A Balanced DJ
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A Disillusioned Monk
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An Empathetic Astronaut
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A Busy Busker
A Forgiving Flight Attendant
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A Timid Sailor
A Practical Spy
A Grand Architect
A Crazy Jailer
An Insincere Baker
A Chummy Beautician
A Spirited Truck Driver
A Resentful Tattooist
An Intrigued Photographer
A Meddlesome DJ
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An Individualistic Musician
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An Uncomplaining Fashion Designer
A Generous Violinist
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A Sad Butcher
A Physical Soldier
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A Political Sleuth
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A Prim Baker
An Easily Discouraged Printer
An Insensitive Chemist
An Insulting Archer
A High-spirited Knight
A Liberated Cook
A Freewheeling Gondolier
A Perceptive Weaver
A Dismayed Chauffeur
A Suave Air Traffic Controller
A Fortunate Greengrocer
A Loyal Torturer
An Independent Dancer
A Prejudiced Carver
A Sadistic Physicist
A Weak Guitarist
An Interested Impersonator
A Tall Librarian
A Pugnacious Writer
A Reflective Wizard
A Mealymouthed Evangelist
An Enervated Swimmer
A Childish Sniper
A Captivating Interpreter
A Laughing Shaman
An Extraordinary Reporter
A Depressed Cartoonist
A Sore Missionary
A Despicable Chemist
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A Conciliatory Diplomat
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A Prudent Blacksmith
A Clear-headed Park Ranger
A Compulsive Entrepreneur
A Reactionary Mobster
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A Trusting Evangelist
An Enigmatic Technician
A Lovable Innkeeper
A Terrified Bank Robber
A Sympathetic Butcher
A Religious Burglar
A Coarse Gladiator
A Principled Torturer
A Calculating Drug Dealer
An Encouraged Secretary
An Effeminate Ventriloquist
A Petty Beekeeper
An Independent Lifeguard
An Uneasy Guide
A Faithful Manicurist
An Irritable Scout
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An Unfriendly Bandit
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A Private Butler
A Vindictive Police Officer
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A Weak Lighthouse-keeper
A Provocative Gladiator
An Intrigued Doctor
A Phlegmatic Percussionist
An Artful Artist
A Faithful Brewer
A Disciplined Drummer
An Outspoken Scout
A Personable Tattooist
A Dignified Scientist
A Unique Stunt Double
A Tenacious Tax Collector
A Vindictive Imam
A Steady Astronaut
An Original Magician
A Perfectionist Bodyguard
An Affectionate Greengrocer
An Aggressive Undertaker
An Unappreciative Bureaucrat
A Dedicated Translator
A Political Broker
An Unbelieving Cheesemaker
A Hateful Busker
A Solitary Teacher
An Uncomplaining Entertainer
A Hurt Gondolier
A Disillusioned Truck Driver
A Destructive Pawnbroker
A Decadent Biologist
A Ritualistic Archaeologist
A Trendy Taxidermist
An Efficient Illustrator
A Secretive Scientist
A Healthy Gravedigger
A Distracted Webmaster
An Earnest Judge
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An Unhappy Drug Dealer
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A Self-conscious Surgeon
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A Soft Lumberjack
A Dismayed Brewer
An Appalled Minister
A Prudent Clerk
An Excited Blacksmith
A Single-minded Stunt Double
A Shy Wizard
A Humiliated Geologist
A Venomous Sleuth
An Expedient Dentist
A Fashionable Butcher
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An Intense Swimmer
An Observant Trapper
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A Terrified Printer
A Shy Weaver
An Optimistic Publisher
A Thankful Dogcatcher
A Neurotic Chief of Police
An Irrational Exterminator
A Fanatical Criminal
An Amusing Scientist
An Idealistic Fortune-teller
An Unappreciative Salesperson
A Loving Clerk
An Injured Reporter
A Trustworthy Florist
A Restrained Busker
A Well-meaning Writer
A Hungry Navigator
A Resourceful Juggler
A Practical Fashion Designer
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A Cold Chef
A Grim Doctor
A Humorous Beggar
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An Intrigued Senator
An Alert Private Detective
A Gentle Animal Trainer
An Ecstatic Garbage Collector
A Self-indulgent Sleuth
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An Excitable Park Ranger
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A Reverential Chef
A Discreet Assassin
A Benevolent Veterinarian
A High-minded Nurse
A False Model
A Lost Tax Collector
A Desperate Computer Programmer
A Punctual Cab Driver
A Threatened Cook
An Upset Blacksmith
A Bewildered Teacher
An Emotional Playwright
A Placid Real Estate Agent
A Brave Scientist
An Amazing Sound Technician
A Selfless Clown
A Sedentary Physician
A Faithless Dogcatcher
A Sadistic Chief of Police
A Considerate Builder
A Paranoid Jailer
A Hidebound Principal
A Crafty Tattooist
An Ashamed Candlemaker
A Contemplative Torturer
A Rational Firefighter
A Brilliant Hypnotist
A Bitter Writer
An Earthy Detective
A Sanctimonious Sniper
An Incensed Model
A Frightening Merchant
A Lazy Assassin
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A Patriotic Paramedic
A Businesslike Scout
A Miserable Chief of Police
A Dignified Taxi-driver
A Cautious Fisher
A Sarcastic Truck Driver
A Mawkish Botanist
A Disorganized Pastor
A Boisterous Weaver
A Superficial Thief
A Naive Herald
A Misguided Architect
An Agonizing Swimmer
A Shallow Goldsmith
A Distracted Chemist
A Lying Manicurist
A Stoic Captain
A Spontaneous Guard
An Easy Matador
A Moralistic Court Jester
A Repressed Busker
An Uninhibited Shoemaker
An Original Hairdresser
A Scornful Sleuth
A Wary Mobster
A Phlegmatic Police Officer
A Clean Spy
A Distressed Messenger
A Dedicated Air Traffic Controller
A Restrained Cheesemaker
A Nosy Astronaut
A Realistic Chauffeur
An Upright Student
An Agonizing Sleuth
A Malicious Animal Trainer
A Fatalistic Personal Trainer
A Fixed Dogcatcher
A Focused Chimney-sweep
A Sentimental Sheepshearer
An Experimental Bricklayer
A Helpless Goatherd
A Tragic Lawyer
A Cultured Taxidermist
A Liberal Banker
An Extraordinary Knight
An Amoral Stunt Double
A Conciliatory Firefighter
An Unprincipled Doctor
A Money-minded Pharmacist
An Injured Oracle
A Lifeless Magician
A Sarcastic Wedding Planner
An Ignorant Guitarist
A Bored Politician
A Grim Lawyer
A Glamorous Broker
An Intent Zookeeper
A Stupid Rabbi
A Contradictory Undertaker
A Frivolous Screenwriter
A Pleased Executioner
A Liberated Jockey
A Principled Stunt Double
A Proud Shipwright
A Confused Court Jester
A Wonderful Violinist
A Merry Bodyguard
A Gloomy Diver
A Reassured Architect
A Tough Musician
A Laughing Criminal
A Muddle-headed Magician
A Power-hungry Director
A Frightening Marshal
A Rejected Translator
An Appalled Police Officer
A Disillusioned Philanthropist
An Obedient Chauffeur
An Opinionated Navigator
A Cynical Gondolier
A Concerned Janitor
A Clear-headed Juggler
A Wary Carpenter
A Solitary Inventor
A Phlegmatic Librarian
A Lost Astronaut
A Disloyal Animal Trainer
A Disciplined Judge
An Unlucky Guitarist
A Reflective Rabbi
A Fiery Hotelier
A Frisky Shaman
An Intrigued Stonecutter
A Frustrated Janitor
A Crass Torturer
An Embarrassed Cheesemaker
A Principled Principal
A Fearful Sleuth
An Impressionable Programmer
A Mealymouthed Blacksmith
An Extreme Baker
A Noncommittal Magistrate
A Romantic Philanthropist
A Single-minded Publisher
A Dogmatic Hypnotist
A Meddlesome Busker
An Astigmatic Sailor
A Dishonest Torturer
An Affectionate Dentist
A Thankful Chief of Police
A Graceless Truck Driver
An at Ease Ditch Digger
A Vivacious Bricklayer
A Precise Construction Worker
A Shallow Social Worker
A Proud Coach
A Victimized Shipwright
An Honorable Lifeguard
An Inhibited Goatherd
A Secretive Bartender
A Flexible Sniper
A Slow Surgeon
A Narrow-minded Juggler
A Realistic Violinist
A Heroic Saxophonist
A Quirky Dancer
A Superficial Beekeeper
An Offended Doctor
An Insightful Sleuth
A Foolish Principal
A Sedentary Physicist
A Contemplative Magician
An Eager Weaver
A Graceless Soldier
A Dignified Butcher
An Alarmed Chicken Sexer
A Mellow Minister
A Skinny Tailor
A Repugnant Fishmonger
A Grim Pickpocket
A Predictable Coach
A Mannerless Gondolier
A Disgusting Record Producer
A Gallant Construction Worker
A Fixed Governor
An Agonized Journalist
A Good-natured Poet
A Frustrated Oracle
A Ruined Dentist
A Hedonistic Sheriff
A Strict Stonecutter
A Quaking Watchmaker
A Hardworking Fortune-teller
An Attractive Greengrocer
A Confidential Cartoonist
A Mannered Computer Programmer
An at Ease Dancer
A Morbid Burglar
An Antisocial Judge
A Gentle Bartender
A Confused Chauffeur
A Fraudulent Shepherd
An Alert Hunter
A Casual Painter
A Greedy Composer
A Moralistic Watchmaker
A Contemptible Electrician
A Guilty Director
A Sweet Butcher
An Inoffensive Personal Trainer
A Despairing Receptionist
An Amazed Ninja
A Pained Mason
A Reverential Messenger
A Boisterous Artist
A Rejected Gravedigger
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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