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A Shallow Weaver
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A Prudent Guru
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A Touchy DJ
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A Cheating Flight Attendant
A Liberal Police Officer
An Inferior Philanthropist
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A Victimized Manager
A Poor Hunter
A Physical Garbage Collector
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A Phlegmatic Tailor
An Old-fashioned Fashion Designer
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An Authoritarian Publisher
A Zany Carpenter
A Serene Inventor
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A Hopeful Surgeon
An Opportunistic Scientist
A Charismatic Clockmaker
A Charming Cartoonist
A Sporting Philanthropist
A Wary Impersonator
A Perceptive Senator
A Self-effacing Farmer
An Impressive Model
A Scheming Juggler
A Vivacious Ninja
A Decisive Mayor
A Sophisticated Lifeguard
A Trembling Assassin
An Angry Pastor
A Haughty Magician
A Methodical Busker
A Shy Electrician
A Reserved Minister
A Plodding DJ
A Sad Silversmith
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A Scornful Botanist
An Engrossed Oracle
A Tragic Senator
A Courteous Editor
A Helpful Ventriloquist
A Heartbroken Fishmonger
A Dismayed Linguist
A Terrible Executioner
An Agonized Dressmaker
A Repentant Tailor
A Hypnotic Coach
A Wealthy Swimming Coach
An Impressive Construction Worker
A Dignified Lawyer
A Physical Chef
A Discouraged Servant
A Nosy Mayor
A Dismayed Bank Robber
A Mawkish Astronaut
A Reassured Clown
A Principled Farmer
A Sulky Dictator
A Trusting Air Traffic Controller
A Doubtful Beautician
A Touchy Composer
A Helpless Mercenary
An Intent Coach
An Inferior Linguist
A Rejected Wizard
A Groovy Undertaker
A Self-effacing Barber
An Unbelieving Captain
A Wise Referee
A Conceited Factory Worker
An Unfriendly Chimney-sweep
A Fascinated Scout
A Rustic Chemist
A Tasteful Gladiator
A Glamorous Zookeeper
A Meddlesome Bodyguard
A Noncompetitive Baker
A Coarse Bandit
A Confidential Manager
A Gullible Silversmith
A Stable Bishop
A Funky Rat Catcher
A Shallow Surgeon
A Shrewd Pirate
An Incorruptible Pastor
An Uncomplaining Philanthropist
An Experimental Lifeguard
An Angry Assassin
A Short Busker
A Disruptive Beggar
A Distrustful Plumber
A Strong Wizard
An Easily Discouraged Carpenter
An Impatient Truck Driver
A Cowardly Historian
A Dogmatic Shaman
An Incapable Carver
A Brave Bricklayer
A Prudent Singer
A Funky Firefighter
An Objective Social Worker
An Interested Hairdresser
A Blunt Sailor
A Grief Bandit
A Scrupulous Waiter
A Hungry Missionary
A Messy Barber
An Impractical Butcher
A Tough Pilot
A Certain Magician
A Barbaric Fraudster
A Colorful Explorer
A Resentful Bonecarver
A Bewildered Sniper
An Excitable Paramedic
A Strong Make-up Artist
A Desperate Graphic Artist
A Conceited Burglar
A Thoughtless Butler
A Well-meaning Spelunker
An Angry Webmaster
A Trembling Pickpocket
A Guilty Shaman
A Scrupulous Thief
A Softheaded Psychiatrist
An Artificial Pawnbroker
An Empty Guru
A Ritualistic Beautician
A Resourceful Private Detective
An Innovative Chief of Police
A Cerebral Assassin
An Argumentative Dietician
An Envious Minister
An Arrogant Shop Assistant
A Critical Waiter
A Vacuous Messenger
An Unhealthy Jockey
A Haughty Editor
A Neutral Tattooist
A Busy Actor
A Passive Drummer
An Uncertain Butcher
A Glad Dentist
An Aimless Chef
An Absentminded Welder
A Deceitful Gladiator
A Reliable Electrician
A Possessive Dictator
A Familial Clown
A Proud Sailor
An Uninhibited Ornithologist
A Discouraged Truck Driver
An Irreverent Game Show Host
A Complex Exotic Dancer
A Hardy Jeweler
A Precise Gate-keeper
A Grim Assassin
A Solitary Guard
A Receptive Biologist
An Erratic Photographer
A Thrilled Bartender
A Calculating Magician
A Forthright Sailor
An Experimental Painter
A Mawkish Cheesemaker
An Anxious Stunt Double
A Disturbing Soldier
A Dissonant Sniper
A Nosy Oracle
A Dissatisfied Burglar
A Frisky Butcher
A Phlegmatic Barber
A Generous Herald
An Effeminate Surgeon
A Tasteless Ditch Digger
A Fanciful Factory Worker
A Cooperative Terrorist
A Paralyzed Swineherd
A Pugnacious Pilot
A Comfortable Singer
A Tolerant Social Worker
A Gallant Gardener
A Mystical Imam
A Passive Dentist
A Businesslike Scout
A Progressive Private Detective
A Positive Beekeeper
An Overjoyed Exotic Dancer
An Abrupt Construction Worker
An Engrossed Police Officer
A Hungry Bandit
A Disappointed Truck Driver
A Neat Fortune-teller
A Cautious Herbalist
A Stupefied Tax Collector
A Self-indulgent Sleuth
An Enthusiastic Clockmaker
An Annoyed Ventriloquist
A Fiery Photographer
A Frisky Judge
A Reverential Publisher
A Discouraging Senator
An Inconsiderate Poet
A Gallant Blacksmith
A Proud Beautician
A Foolish Astronaut
A Thievish Bodyguard
A Busy Teacher
A Mechanical Pirate
A Greedy Shop Assistant
A Vivacious Doctor
A Stupefied Violinist
A Practical Nurse
A Decadent Chef
An Overjoyed Webmaster
An Intrigued Fishmonger
A Small-thinking Florist
A Content Farmer
A Tender Guide
A Coarse Burglar
A Narrow-minded Magician
A Greedy Dictator
An Inert Private Detective
A Sensual Sniper
A Frustrated Drug Dealer
An Inflamed Swordsmith
An Artificial Bonecarver
A Messy Game Show Host
A Dissonant Florist
An Earthy Construction Worker
A Businesslike Shop Assistant
A Repentant Court Jester
A Ticklish Astronaut
A Guileless Firefighter
An Infatuated Surgeon
A Gleeful Explorer
A Hungry Actor
A Content Cook
A Dissatisfied Tax Collector
A Brittle Painter
A Frugal Tailor
A Softheaded Fishmonger
A Religious Ventriloquist
A Moody Violinist
A Secure Linguist
A Glamorous Busker
A Gracious Rabbi
A Businesslike Make-up Artist
An Obedient Broker
A Scornful Hunter
A Rebellious Guard
An Understanding Poet
An Embarrassed Wedding Planner
A Discouraged Inventor
A Moody Police Officer
A Warm Surgeon
A Sweet Pickpocket
An Enigmatic Beggar
A Childish Barber
An Uncaring Butler
A Conciliatory Lumberjack
A Cynical Composer
A Pompous Burglar
A Preoccupied Baker
A Hopeful Zookeeper
A Lustful Violinist
A Disillusioned Assassin
An Alone Waiter
A Depressed Candlemaker
A Considerate Terrorist
A Peaceful Trapper
An Extravagant Referee
A Single-minded Pickpocket
A Grieved Thief
An Overjoyed Innkeeper
A Money-minded Mechanic
An Unhappy Exotic Dancer
A Fearful Swimmer
An Infuriated Mayor
A Disappointed Captain
A Lifeless Air Traffic Controller
A Superstitious Spelunker
A Responsive Paleontologist
An Envious Pastor
A Desolate Nurse
A Crazy Police Officer
A Self-sufficent Gravedigger
A Disorderly Fashion Designer
A Laughing Cosmonaut
A Neat Hunter
A Healthy Teacher
A Logical Carver
A Deep Impersonator
An Impressionable Rat Catcher
A Subtle Magician
A Faithful Judge
A Helpless Actor
A Stoic Minister
An Authoritarian Dictator
A Secretive Stunt Double
A Dutiful Bandit
A Mournful Editor
A Predictable Chef
An Innovative Ornithologist
A Unique Physician
A Free and Easy Nurse
A High-minded Detective
A Progressive Salesperson
An Arrogant Fortune-teller
A Playful Evangelist
A Forthright Criminal
A Sedentary Bank Robber
A Vacuous Wizard
A Dominating Guide
A Well-meaning Philanthropist
An Alone Undertaker
A Despairing Astronaut
A High-spirited Assassin
A Steadfast Jailer
A Lovable Musician
An Innovative Doctor
A Modern Lifeguard
A Steady Air Traffic Controller
A Dissonant Baker
A Jolly Mason
A Single-minded Magician
An Unrestrained Conductor
A Hateful Private Detective
A Self-reliant Goldsmith
A Deceitful Construction Worker
An Unbelieving Explorer
A Logical Dogcatcher
An Appreciative Nanny
An Inert Sheepshearer
A Provocative Drug Dealer
A Sensitive Undertaker
A Positive Soldier
A Private Shaman
A Coarse Spelunker
A Calculating Personal Trainer
A Puritanical Hairdresser
A Neglectful Librarian
A Disillusioned Wizard
A Thrilled Butcher
An Uneasy Barber
A Grim Dietician
A Beautiful Pilot
An Abrasive Private Detective
A Terrible Fishmonger
A Strong Bonecarver
A Tidy Detective
A Shortsighted Dancer
A Treacherous Lawyer
A Charismatic Juggler
A Fearful Chicken Sexer
An Engrossed Goldsmith
An Alone Zookeeper
An Articulate Ventriloquist
A Brutal Gardener
A Touchy Programmer
A Dismayed Chemist
A Loyal Monk
A Modest Police Officer
A Joyous Impersonator
An Outspoken Writer
An Egocentric Cook
A Competitive Surgeon
A Neurotic Criminal
An Authoritarian Hypnotist
A Resentful Yak Herder
An Incorruptible Mayor
A Grieved Psychiatrist
A Careless Pastor
A Distressed Linguist
An Odd Police Officer
An Aggressive Receptionist
A Clumsy Air Traffic Controller
A Playful Personal Trainer
A Healthy Composer
An Extravagant Painter
A Weak-willed Boatbuilder
A Crazy Pharmacist
An Uncharitable Pilot
An Oppressed Criminal
A Fun-loving Factory Worker
A Considerate Swimming Coach
A Despicable Photographer
A Comfortable Mayor
A Reserved Barber
A Ticklish Percussionist
A Disrespectful Flight Attendant
A Mellow Sculptor
An Experimental Dressmaker
An Obedient Ninja
A Monstrous Printer
A Reflective Clown
A Handsome Technician
An Energetic Publisher
A Dirty Teacher
A Progressive Firefighter
A Weary Cobbler
A Superficial Conductor
A Mature Bank Robber
An Excitable Goldsmith
A Bold Sheepshearer
An Invisible Wizard
A Cultured Beautician
A Distracted Librarian
An Ecstatic Evangelist
A Melancholic Gardener
A Meticulous Gondolier
A Preoccupied Ambassador
A Cross Clockmaker
An Irritable Manager
An Empathetic Ditch Digger
A Decadent Secretary
A Shrewd Hunter
A Courteous Criminal
A Captivating Doctor
A Lousy Shepherd
A Touchy Explorer
An Irresponsible Diplomat
An Appreciative Chief of Police
A Fatalistic Pharmacist
A Reliable Construction Worker
A High-spirited Welder
An Intrigued Assassin
A Devoted Butcher
An Uninhibited Fortune-teller
A Concerned Pickpocket
An Effeminate Philanthropist
An Enigmatic Taxidermist
A Disconcerting Optometrist
An Argumentative Jockey
A Naive Screenwriter
A Well-meaning Rat Catcher
A Sensitive Sheepshearer
A Quiet Linguist
An Amazed Singer
A Familial Terrorist
A Dull Courier
A Contradictory Air Traffic Controller
A Joyous Jeweler
A Morbid Pirate
A Merry Farmer
A Desolate Astronaut
An Unfathomable Animal Trainer
A Soft Builder
An Aggressive Magistrate
A Private Philanthropist
A Paralyzed Executioner
A Disobedient Dressmaker
An Encouraged Security Guard
A Foolish Gravedigger
A Stable Construction Worker
A Captivating Firefighter
A Conceited Poet
A Terrible Explorer
A Tense Baker
A Shrewd Private Detective
A Clean Judge
An Unrestrained Composer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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