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A Tragic Director
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A Discontented Governor
A Helpless Beautician
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An Arbitrary Plumber
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A Mature Fortune-teller
A Clear-headed Ambassador
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A Silly Detective
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An Optimistic Watchmaker
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A Dismayed Guitarist
A Bewildered Sound Technician
A Fearful Chef
A Childish Dogcatcher
A Witty Hotelier
A Disappointed Peddlar
A Stoic Manager
An Incensed Governor
A Punctual Explorer
A Nonchalant Matador
A Pessimistic Rat Catcher
A Driven Undertaker
A Mistaken Mercenary
A Guilty Air Traffic Controller
A Hurt Pilot
An Alert Busker
A Thorough Bank Robber
An Encouraged Carver
A Progressive Teacher
A Bitter Astronaut
A Gentle Playwright
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A Busy Researcher
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An Appalled Firefighter
A Mawkish Hairdresser
A Friendly Architect
A Nosy Paramedic
A Miserly Bank Robber
A Sober Ninja
An Earnest Lifeguard
An Intelligent Busker
A Fuming Senator
A Punctual Director
A Political Cook
A Nonchalant Dentist
A Solitary Bandit
A Self-effacing Sleuth
A Cantakerous Gravedigger
A Superstitious Conductor
A Desperate Mathematician
An Incorruptible Hunter
A Regretful Composer
A Dismayed Tax Collector
A Bewildered Politician
A Narcissistic Astronaut
A Threatened Electrician
A Frugal Boatbuilder
A Stiff Stunt Double
A Cooperative Bishop
A Precise Screenwriter
A Tactless Pilot
An Envious Animal Trainer
A Tormented Ornithologist
An Inspired Priest
A Keen Nanny
A Woeful Butler
A Dull Sheriff
A Narrow-minded Dentist
A Free and Easy Ditch Digger
A Dismayed Pirate
A Fascinated Watchmaker
An Amusing Servant
A Fortunate Banker
A Gentle Game Show Host
An Empty Trapper
A Spirited Philanthropist
A Freethinking Private Detective
A Neglectful Janitor
A Steadfast Mobster
A Liberated Guitarist
A Narrow-minded Composer
A Monstrous Peddlar
A Useless Bank Robber
An Unsure Veterinarian
A Superficial Athlete
A Lifeless Security Guard
A Joyous Boatbuilder
A Dedicated Air Traffic Controller
A Glad Gate-keeper
A Short Paramedic
A Wary Exterminator
A Possessive Librarian
A Neutral Painter
An Unappreciative Surgeon
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A Sloppy Model
A Political Busker
A Frustrated Truck Driver
A Wronged Dictator
An Impressionable Linguist
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A Trusting Waiter
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A Solitary Criminal
A Selfish Torturer
An Efficient Blacksmith
An Escapist Sound Technician
A Mannered Butler
An Interested Jeweler
A Glad Barber
A Crafty Juggler
An Uninhibited Dentist
A Snoopy Busker
An Abrasive Terrorist
A Sedentary Doctor
A Complacent Philanthropist
An Offended Programmer
A Chummy Construction Worker
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A Hurried Brewer
An Intent Mathematician
A Quirky Firefighter
A Liberal Sniper
A Kind Chief of Police
A Smiling Drummer
A Decadent Hypnotist
An Observant Taxidermist
A Healthy Clockmaker
A Daring Courier
A Gracious Fashion Designer
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A Bizarre Actor
A Preoccupied Webmaster
A Conceited Botanist
An Inoffensive Zookeeper
A Foolish Artist
A Terrible Nurse
A Fatalistic Hunter
An Irritable Comedian
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A Solitary Poet
An Erratic Composer
A Logical Builder
A Groovy Air Traffic Controller
A Sweet Bandit
An Amused Mobster
A Wishful Dressmaker
A Delighted Teacher
A Skillful Blacksmith
A Conciliatory Dictator
A Principled Director
A Tidy Doctor
A Frustrated Park Ranger
A Discouraged Mathematician
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A Methodical Herald
A Stiff Model
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A Brave Security Guard
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A False Bricklayer
A Fanciful Shepherd
A Charming Spy
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A Wary Rabbi
A Spontaneous Truck Driver
A Pleased Philanthropist
An Excitable Lumberjack
An Energetic Doctor
An Elegant Bank Robber
A Powerless Mathematician
An Arrogant Editor
A Conceited Customs Officer
A Well-meaning Lawyer
A Realistic Sheriff
A Peaceful Tailor
A Silly Chauffeur
A Romantic Hairdresser
A Trendy Playwright
A Progressive Stonecutter
A Sarcastic Bodyguard
An Inquisitive Surgeon
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A Perplexed Torturer
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A Cute Mobster
A Cooperative Explorer
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An Escapist Rabbi
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An Appalled Guard
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A Tasteless DJ
A Shaky Zookeeper
An Observant Cameraman
An Upset Bureaucrat
An Impudent Janitor
An Unfriendly Personal Trainer
A Helpful Veterinarian
A Peaceful Firefighter
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An Inferior Herbalist
A Sporting Criminal
A Pugnacious Ninja
A Perverse Yak Herder
An Extraordinary Botanist
An Overjoyed Bank Robber
A Possessive Painter
An Encouraged Artist
A Whimsical Barber
An Aloof Truck Driver
A Mannered Hypnotist
A Cold Gravedigger
A Phlegmatic Sculptor
A Dominating Cab Driver
A Punctual Spelunker
An Alarmed Goatherd
A Crude Biologist
A Hidebound Sniper
An Uncertain Guitarist
A Moody Model
A Thoughtless Plumber
An Astigmatic Librarian
A Superstitious Assassin
An Excited Composer
A Businesslike Professor
An Irrational Psychiatrist
A Strong Historian
An Obnoxious Cartoonist
A Suspicious Gardener
A Boisterous Waiter
A Rejected DJ
A Whimsical Brewer
A Patient Conductor
A Stupid Astronaut
A Complex Paramedic
A Despicable Philanthropist
An Athletic Herald
A Devoted Guard
A Fun-loving Scientist
A Depressed Crook
A Modern Court Jester
A Narcissistic Chef
An Amazing Spy
A Punctual Wizard
A Moralistic Chimney-sweep
A Disappointed Manicurist
A Tasteful Sailor
An Expedient Ventriloquist
A Sentimental Navigator
A Wronged Hotelier
A Maternal Dietician
A Frightening Sniper
A Greedy Exotic Dancer
A Generous Cartoonist
An Unpredicatable Explorer
A Self-sufficent Graphic Artist
A Lovable Electrician
A Warm Dancer
A Disruptive Beautician
A Well-read Taxi-driver
A Pretentious Personal Trainer
A Loyal Merchant
A Repressed Magician
A Winning Oracle
A Bizarre Barber
A Silly Lawyer
A Mealymouthed Author
A Self-reliant Ambassador
A Fickle Zookeeper
A Hard Working Detective
A Sadistic Clerk
An Artful Graphic Artist
A Tearful Tailor
An Uncooperative Tax Collector
An Invisible Gravedigger
A Religious Soldier
An Intent Sage
A Self-indulgent Juggler
A Bold Coach
A Grief Chemist
A Sordid Secretary
A Conservative Pastor
A Brave Herbalist
A Bizarre Candlemaker
A Guilty Sniper
A Stupid Cobbler
A Willful Astronaut
A Religious Chauffeur
A Dedicated Comedian
A Sporting Shipwright
A Clear-headed Chimney-sweep
A High-handed Beggar
A Handsome Impersonator
A Deceitful Hairdresser
A Witty Bonecarver
A Guilty Librarian
An Earnest Drummer
A Tactless Dogcatcher
A Powerless Jeweler
A Wise Gravedigger
An Energetic Messenger
A Careless Park Ranger
A Trembling Assassin
An Earthy Weaver
A Destructive Chicken Sexer
A Small-thinking Publisher
A Pompous Politician
A Disruptive Cosmonaut
A Glamorous Chef
A Spirited Paleontologist
An Earnest Marine
A Respectful Zookeeper
A Resentful Innkeeper
A Fawning Guitarist
A Glad Firefighter
A Stern Air Traffic Controller
A Depressed Dogcatcher
A Tough Executioner
A Cynical Welder
An Obedient Sculptor
A Greedy Meteorologist
A Gentle Florist
An Overjoyed Lifeguard
A Content Author
A Repressed Bricklayer
A Callous Scout
A Spontaneous Waiter
A Delighted Artist
A Ready Entrepreneur
A Compassionate Butcher
A Lifeless Doctor
A Mawkish Sheriff
A Passive Violinist
A Sad Secretary
An Injured Composer
An Impractical Engineer
A Short Messenger
A Prudent Terrorist
A Negativistic Clockmaker
An Articulate Candlemaker
A Flamboyant Scientist
A Cooperative Shepherd
A Snoopy Swordsmith
An Uneasy Judge
An Authoritarian Illustrator
A Perverse Tattooist
A Power-hungry Engineer
A Happy Real Estate Agent
A Dignified Cartoonist
A Crazy Physician
A Persuasive Doctor
A Daring Meteorologist
A Self-reliant Soldier
An Irreligious Veterinarian
A Responsive Captain
A Unique Butcher
A Prejudiced Physicist
An Amiable Fortune-teller
A Colorful Comedian
A Lost Impersonator
A Possessive Linguist
A Dignified Clerk
An Unsure Navigator
A Terrible Architect
A Decadent Matador
An Elated Mobster
A Sober Jockey
A Moody Priest
A Careless Crook
An Irrational Mathematician
A Friendly Technician
A Fatalistic Barber
A Freethinking Clown
A Sure Wedding Planner
An Impressive Paleontologist
An Argumentative Cheesemaker
A Subjective Yodeler
A Disconcerting Salesperson
A Skinny Saxophonist
An Authoritarian Sheriff
A Hardworking Thief
A Pathetic Police Officer
A Quirky Wizard
A Busy Gravedigger
A Winning Interpreter
A Weak Pastor
A Selfish Firefighter
An Unstable Sailor
An Uncertain Chicken Sexer
An Emotional Chief of Police
An Ashamed Shepherd
A Reliable Fisher
A Hedonistic Hairdresser
A Tearful Beautician
A Conceited Scientist
A Dry Janitor
A Political Assassin
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