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A Discourteous Guru
An Original Guitarist
A Loving Drug Dealer
A Hostile Comedian
A High-minded Painter
A Desolate Pianist
An Idealistic Astronaut
A Freewheeling Clown
An Alone Waiter
An Observant Matador
A Blunt Coach
A Stubborn Impersonator
A Tasteless Dentist
A Conservative Psychiatrist
An Insightful Sleuth
A Responsive Playwright
A Dishonest Diplomat
An Obnoxious Clerk
A Stern Knight
A Foolish Sailor
An Uncomplaining Detective
A Brave Soldier
A Mannered Chef
An Alienated Weaver
An Annoyed Monk
A Disruptive Clown
A Sarcastic Artist
A Serious Miner
A Smiling Physician
An Aloof Pawnbroker
A Callous Computer Programmer
A Debonair Firefighter
A Destructive Tailor
A Mellow Rat Catcher
A Fiery Sound Technician
A Contemptible Coroner
A Money-minded Sheepshearer
A Profound Barber
An Outrageous Game Show Host
A Placid Mathematician
A Shallow Waiter
A Fatigued Mechanic
An Inflamed Cosmonaut
An Easily Discouraged Artist
A Concerned Ninja
A Responsive Bank Robber
A Bored Gardener
A Daring Archer
A Disturbing Sheriff
A Profound Matador
An Uncomplaining Herald
An Intolerant Dentist
A Sharing Burglar
A Brave Dictator
A Tactless Customs Officer
A Single-minded Marine
An Uninhibited Undertaker
A Sanctimonious Truck Driver
An Honorable Mobster
A Decent Referee
A Frightened Priest
A Weak Spy
A Detestable Pirate
An Alarmed Mason
A Disciplined Astronaut
A Poor Farmer
A Nervous Conductor
An Angry Artist
A Disillusioned Silversmith
A Pompous Photographer
A Shrewd Librarian
A Forgetful Hunter
A Pugnacious Composer
An Insulting Terrorist
A Bored Fashion Designer
A Tragic Paramedic
A Lying Gladiator
A Wealthy Stonecutter
An Inspired Musician
An Intense Reporter
A Charming Broker
A Dull Translator
A Frisky Jockey
An Intolerant Spy
A Flexible Entrepreneur
An Unstable Detective
A Sure Teacher
A Humiliated Butcher
A Fuming Ventriloquist
A Folksy Inventor
A Vulnerable Veterinarian
A Hopeful Knight
A Sophisticated Stunt Double
A Whimsical Cheesemaker
An Important Principal
A Despicable Dentist
A Lost Painter
A Weak Entertainer
A Tolerant Burglar
An Amiable Juggler
An Insincere Violinist
An Overimaginative Gladiator
A Well-read Receptionist
A Willing Pickpocket
A Pugnacious Nurse
A Questioning Construction Worker
A Passionate Optometrist
A Devoted Beautician
A Hostile Fisher
A Reserved Pirate
A Crafty Stunt Double
An Earthy Tattooist
A Perceptive Courier
An Admirable Teacher
A Dependent Bandit
A Brutal Cook
A Cheerful Waiter
A Balanced Sheriff
A Fortunate Florist
An Alone Yodeler
A Glad Firefighter
A Fawning Security Guard
A Suave Watchmaker
A Frugal Model
A Victimized Cheesemaker
A Disgusting Coach
A Dutiful Ornithologist
A Rustic Tattooist
A Formal Botanist
A Determined Wizard
A Placid Court Jester
A Disorderly Rat Catcher
A Calm Chicken Sexer
A Regretful Zookeeper
A High-handed Imam
A Terrified Undertaker
A Clever Farmer
An Agreeable Navigator
A Hidebound Boatbuilder
An Excited Magistrate
A Loyal Manicurist
A Passive Architect
A Debonair Gravedigger
A Rowdy Clockmaker
A Discreet Ambassador
A Predatory Dictator
A Considerate Hypnotist
A Pedantic Clown
A Stupefied Plumber
A Cross Marine
A Restrained Broker
A Faithful Shoemaker
A Contemptible Jeweler
A Resentful Scout
A Weary Singer
A Hateful Choreographer
A Restless Composer
A Rebellious Senator
A Cerebral Matador
An Unlovable Publisher
A Popular Translator
A Lovely Dogcatcher
A Religious Chicken Sexer
A Disciplined Herbalist
An Authoritarian Principal
A Perfectionist Truck Driver
A Liberal Juggler
A Sweaty Mortician
A Rustic Thief
An Excitable Senator
A Benevolent Teacher
A Daring Butcher
A Reserved Clown
A Ritualistic Interior Designer
A Lovely Air Traffic Controller
A Domineering Medic
A Steely Musician
A Complacent Burglar
A Troublesome Playwright
A Selfless Hunter
A Stoic Pilot
An Annoyed Ninja
An Unsentimental Principal
A Sore Saxophonist
A Wonderful Dogcatcher
A Predictable Waiter
A Leisurely Monk
A Self-critical Salesperson
An Abrasive Sheepshearer
A Pedantic Rat Catcher
A Free and Easy Gravedigger
An Irritable Silversmith
A Profound Fashion Designer
A Complex Torturer
A Serious Physician
A Completely Normal Graphic Artist
A Discreet Archer
A False Stonecutter
A Gentle Juggler
A Cantakerous Sleuth
A Blissful Imam
An Antisocial Dentist
A Circumspect Butler
A Secretive Professor
A Brave Lifeguard
An Overimaginative Deputy
A Predatory Swordsmith
A Clear-headed Scientist
An Invisible Construction Worker
A Self-denying Taxidermist
A Neglectful Gravedigger
A Cantakerous Artist
A Self-indulgent Clerk
A Cynical Chauffeur
A Demanding Bureaucrat
An Authoritarian Guitarist
A Self-sufficent Sleuth
A Colorful Philanthropist
An Indulgent Social Worker
A Familial Marshal
A Quirky Tailor
A Smiling Deputy
A Threatened Dogcatcher
An Organized Manicurist
A Wonderful Writer
A Secretive Explorer
A Stern Impersonator
A Well-read Bandit
An Intense Cook
A Hurt Fraudster
An Inoffensive Taxi-driver
A Reliable Private Detective
An Escapist Captain
A Useless Assassin
A Morbid Hotelier
A Busy Mercenary
A Prudent Matador
An Amazed Ventriloquist
An Abrupt Air Traffic Controller
An Abrasive Fortune-teller
A Tender Criminal
An Infuriated Torturer
A Willful Sailor
An Enervated Marine
An Embarrassed Librarian
A Playful Soldier
A Perplexed Exotic Dancer
A Crazy Builder
A Tall Dancer
A Complex Veterinarian
A Clean Cook
An Irritated Sniper
An Infatuated Spelunker
A Tender Wizard
An Excitable Deputy
An Envious Evangelist
A Tough Plumber
A Dishonest Pharmacist
A Gentle Biologist
An Antisocial Entrepreneur
A Folksy Dictator
An Ordinary Bartender
A Grieved Private Detective
A Cantakerous Cartoonist
A Well-rounded Captain
A Secretive Journalist
A Disorderly Burglar
An Irritable Painter
An Earthy Guide
An Opportunistic Secretary
A Dramatic Servant
A Gallant Detective
An Empathetic Miner
An Astigmatic Surgeon
A Complex Swineherd
A Passive Butler
A Popular Sheriff
A Vague Photographer
A Mellow Captain
An Argumentative Dictator
A Disobedient Rat Catcher
An Efficient Barber
A Bewildered Baker
An Attractive Private Detective
A Lying Assassin
A Despairing Broker
A Paternalistic Factory Worker
A Leisurely Bonecarver
A Lazy Drummer
A Powerless Game Show Host
A Cute Customs Officer
A Fortunate Pirate
A Suave Ninja
A Wishful Botanist
A Cerebral Sleuth
A Freethinking Magician
A Grief Hypnotist
A Debonair Coach
An Agonized Veterinarian
An Easily Discouraged Spy
A Receptive Builder
A Confused Chief of Police
A Ready Assassin
An Infatuated Researcher
An Insensitive Janitor
A Cheerful Butler
A Mellow Bartender
A Generous Impersonator
A Strict Cheesemaker
A Proud Clown
A Woeful Coach
A Bewildered Webmaster
A Frightened Deputy
A Witty Waiter
A Nosy Customs Officer
A Courteous Air Traffic Controller
An Insensitive Paleontologist
A Heartbroken Marshal
A Hearty Drug Dealer
A Methodical Sound Technician
A Lost Radiologist
A Skillful Taxidermist
A Single-minded Baker
A Dismayed Hypnotist
A Weak Monk
A Rowdy Composer
A Responsible Assassin
A Perplexed Gladiator
A Cruel Security Guard
An Orderly Butler
A Cautious Photographer
A Stupid Physician
An Unsentimental Nurse
A Sweaty Greengrocer
A Contradictory Receptionist
A Restless Accountant
A Helpful Bank Robber
A Keen Biologist
A Scornful Hotelier
A Preoccupied Drug Dealer
A Pretentious Shepherd
A Grand Herbalist
An Elegant Innkeeper
A Humorous Director
A Political Spelunker
A Loyal Rat Catcher
A Blunt Sound Technician
A Simple Tattooist
A Lying Blacksmith
An Impressive Archaeologist
An Embarrassed Firefighter
An Incensed Sleuth
A Daring Engineer
A Heartbroken Ditch Digger
A Lovely Bartender
An Organized Clown
A Stern Gondolier
An Erratic Technician
A Detestable Ornithologist
A Pained Ninja
A Single-minded Poet
A Naive Spy
A Big-thinking Baker
An Athletic Barber
A Scornful Fortune-teller
A Benevolent Governor
A Secure Merchant
An Eager Artist
An Encouraged Rabbi
A Focused Matador
A Confidential Physicist
A Calm Tattooist
A Possessive Terrorist
A Bored Guide
A Resourceful Burglar
An Antisocial Bodyguard
A Dissatisfied Writer
A Thoughtless Executioner
A Dull Explorer
A Cold Stunt Double
A Tortured Hunter
A Despairing Missionary
A Willing Programmer
An Obsessive Cheesemaker
A Discreet Mathematician
A Lonely Graphic Artist
A Skillful Minister
A Pleased Guitarist
An Intrigued Soldier
A Daring Taxidermist
A Benevolent Butler
A Hidebound Hairdresser
A Loyal Construction Worker
A Sophisticated Deputy
A Festive Barista
A Gallant Politician
An Unsure Dentist
An Irreverent Philanthropist
A Noncommittal Candlemaker
A Warm Bricklayer
A Cheating Clown
A Quaking Publisher
A Daring Ninja
A Gullible Dogcatcher
A Well-meaning Sound Technician
A Respectful Teacher
A Resentful Dictator
An Apathetic Blacksmith
An Observant Electrician
A Responsible Fortune-teller
A Disorganized Pilot
A Sober Optometrist
A Stupid Salesperson
A Frightened Goldsmith
A Miserly Mobster
An Unprincipled Cab Driver
A Barbaric Gravedigger
A Fiery Shepherd
An Earnest Taxi-driver
A Courteous Beekeeper
A Soft Cook
A Formal Tailor
A Disorderly Dancer
An Inspired Undertaker
An Objective Fortune-teller
A Shaky Dictator
A Reserved Comedian
An Impressionable Shaman
A Healthy Wizard
A Political Medic
A Well-rounded Cobbler
A Patient Clown
A Liberal Astronaut
An Uncertain Waiter
A Resourceful Juggler
An Unambitious Executioner
A Jolly Judge
An Outspoken Chicken Sexer
A Dissatisfied Pirate
An Inert Criminal
A Silly Bandit
An Appalled Interpreter
A Jubilant Chemist
A Narrow-minded Clerk
A Neat Plumber
An Obnoxious Coach
A Genuine Cheesemaker
A Discouraging Writer
A Conservative Nurse
An Inspired Doctor
A Fraudulent Matador
A Simple Truck Driver
A Nonchalant Saxophonist
An Unfriendly Burglar
A Tender Miner
An Abrupt Priest
An Old-fashioned Spy
A Stoic Butcher
A Self-sufficent Pirate
A Resourceful Dancer
A Healthy Ambassador
An Elegant Chicken Sexer
A Blunt Athlete
A Soft Mechanic
An Experimental Coroner
A Physical Editor
A Familial Teacher
A Monstrous Private Detective
A Fearful Publisher
A Secretive Scientist
A Balanced Actor
A Loyal Terrorist
An Extreme Author
A Jolly Blacksmith
A Worried Shoemaker
A Lazy Evangelist
A Handsome Hunter
A Gullible Sleuth
An Observant Barber
A Stern Truck Driver
A Compassionate Busker
A Disciplined Broker
An Unhappy Botanist
A Reactionary Exterminator
A Dejected Bank Robber
A Realistic Exotic Dancer
An Unfathomable Shoemaker
A Certain Coroner
An Insincere Gate-keeper
An Effeminate Impersonator
A Sorrowful Dressmaker
A Shortsighted Sleuth
A Mistaken Nanny
A Scrupulous Astronaut
A Distrustful Printer
A Terrified Writer
An Airy Swimmer
A Fanatical Assassin
A Fatigued Evangelist
An Abrasive Tailor
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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