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An Overjoyed Taxidermist
An Irreligious Wizard
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An Impersonal Juggler
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An Offhand Actor
A Lovely Cartoonist
A Romantic Burglar
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An Admirable Missionary
A Rejected Publisher
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A Strong Cheesemaker
A Considerate Executioner
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A Circumspect Sheriff
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An Impulsive Butcher
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A Tortured Tax Collector
A Prudent Veterinarian
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A Complacent Servant
A Charismatic Deputy
An Uneasy Air Traffic Controller
An Eloquent Swimmer
A Dry Construction Worker
An Extraordinary Mobster
A Calm Actor
An Effeminate Librarian
An Unimaginative Model
A Simple Guard
An Insensitive Philanthropist
An Annoyed Taxidermist
A Principled Garbage Collector
A Humorous Referee
A Powerless Servant
A Stable Tailor
A Genuine Ambassador
A Selfless DJ
An Upright Stonecutter
A Spirited Rabbi
A Timid Undertaker
A Rebellious Computer Programmer
A Self-effacing Optometrist
A Cheerful Sculptor
A Unique Hunter
A Complex Explorer
A Shaky Crook
A Suspicious Exotic Dancer
A Tender Blacksmith
An Old Ninja
A Deceptive Chauffeur
A Comfortable Imam
A Caring Impersonator
A Vindictive Scout
A Mawkish Mechanic
A Weary Reporter
A Restrained Barista
An Egocentric Winemaker
A Weak Sheriff
A Demanding Personal Trainer
A Modern Deputy
An Idealistic Illustrator
A Lazy Yak Herder
A Domineering Builder
A Fascinated Sage
A Forgiving Optometrist
An Old-fashioned Welder
A Trustworthy Hairdresser
A Perceptive Writer
A Religious Composer
A Principled Sniper
A Hidebound Firefighter
A Charmless Banker
A Magnanimous Sheepshearer
A Loyal Teacher
An Impatient Carpenter
A Deceitful Tax Collector
A Nihilistic Brewer
A Provoked Author
A Healthy Gravedigger
A Barbaric Guard
A Repressed Doctor
An Enraged Nurse
A Graceless Shoemaker
An Alienated Marshal
A Mistaken Artist
A Sad Swimming Coach
A Poor Entrepreneur
A Weak Air Traffic Controller
A Maternal Herbalist
A Prejudiced Welder
A Fuming Wizard
A Stiff Guitarist
A Guileless Sailor
A Slow Clockmaker
A Clean Chimney-sweep
A Dishonest Detective
A Flamboyant Priest
An Overimaginative Dogcatcher
An Injured Sleuth
An Empty Broker
A Scheming Politician
A Gullible Chef
A Hearty Lawyer
An Absentminded Student
A Dynamic Mathematician
A High-spirited Executioner
A Conformist Composer
A Scornful Ornithologist
A Disruptive Chemist
A Despairing Stunt Double
A Captivating Hypnotist
A Silly Hairdresser
An Alienated Park Ranger
A Faithless Archaeologist
A Regretful Barber
An Unstable Detective
A Chummy Janitor
An Inferior Guard
An Unsure Customs Officer
A Charmless Terrorist
A Joyous Violinist
A Colorful Cosmonaut
A Tasteful Electrician
A Crude Security Guard
An Ignorant Flight Attendant
A Clumsy Tailor
A Prejudiced Beekeeper
An Impulsive Garbage Collector
A Busy Exterminator
An Unappreciative Truck Driver
A Comfortable Bank Robber
An Impersonal Dressmaker
A Superstitious Criminal
A Scornful Actor
A Warm Paleontologist
A Crying Lighthouse-keeper
A Neat Translator
A Funky Gondolier
An Attractive Sailor
A Questioning Teacher
An Open-minded Chief of Police
A Self-indulgent Webmaster
An Unsentimental Biologist
A Big-thinking Comedian
A Dissatisfied Hypnotist
A Stubborn Shipwright
A Perverse Astronaut
An Enthusiastic Ventriloquist
An Impractical Archaeologist
A Dutiful Pilot
A Pugnacious Chef
A Scrupulous Barber
An Unlovable Mason
A Decent Gladiator
A Secure Surgeon
A Bright Waiter
A Formal Receptionist
A Graceless Guru
A Pathetic Marine
An Indifferent Wizard
A Cowardly Assassin
An Insincere Record Producer
A Wonderful Sleuth
A Fawning Historian
A Negativistic Make-up Artist
A Trustworthy Architect
A Conservative Terrorist
A Stupefied Swineherd
An Outrageous Electrician
A Self-conscious Imam
A Thievish Scout
A Pessimistic Busker
A Crass Merchant
An One-dimensional Journalist
An Understanding Exotic Dancer
A Tidy Gardener
A Crying Customs Officer
A Questioning Boatbuilder
A Colorful Bodyguard
A Wise DJ
A Humorous Receptionist
An Emotional Magician
A Flamboyant Poet
An Uninhibited Busker
A Doubtful Stunt Double
An Easy Bank Robber
A Selfless Musician
A Private Pilot
A Perceptive Sheriff
An Amiable Beekeeper
A Serious Terrorist
An Organized Assassin
A Pessimistic Actor
A Discreet Impersonator
A Sociable Paleontologist
A Skinny Trapper
A Trusting Gondolier
An Escapist Thief
A Naive Bureaucrat
A Fickle Swimmer
A Clever Explorer
A Proud Bodyguard
An Emotional Truck Driver
A Disruptive Miner
A Sure Actor
An Abrasive Archaeologist
A Romantic Undertaker
A Softheaded Sheepshearer
A Forgiving Chauffeur
A Comfortable Court Jester
A Colorful Translator
An Unstable Nurse
A Hefty Tailor
An Intense Veterinarian
A Desperate Printer
A Self-effacing Builder
An Uninhibited Jockey
An Inferior Sculptor
A Weak-willed Cobbler
A Pure DJ
A Patient Winemaker
An Optimistic Publisher
An Eloquent Playwright
A Rational Executioner
An Uncaring Sheriff
A Distressed Drug Dealer
A Sore Burglar
An Elated Webmaster
An Amoral Drummer
A Youthful Trapper
A Confidential Personal Trainer
A Steely Chicken Sexer
An Anxious Bishop
A Simple Accountant
A Stoic Astronaut
A Subtle Tax Collector
A Cheating Biologist
A Miserly Carpenter
An Inoffensive DJ
A Handsome Professor
An Alarmed Gravedigger
An Offhand Butcher
A Gallant Guard
A Popular Soldier
An Ecstatic Chemist
A Wise Sailor
A Cross Violinist
A Stiff Terrorist
An Arrogant Singer
A Sordid Sculptor
An Excitable Dictator
A Mechanical Dogcatcher
A Ravenous Bureaucrat
A Respectful Stunt Double
An Offhand Torturer
A Logical Messenger
A Soft Electrician
A Funky Private Detective
A Humorous Air Traffic Controller
A Thrilled Candlemaker
An Unrestrained Truck Driver
A Scornful Politician
A Disorderly Butcher
A Reassured Sleuth
A Bland Fashion Designer
A Precise Inventor
A Satisfied Spy
A Perfectionist Referee
An Obedient Baker
A Patriotic Ventriloquist
A Forceful Nanny
A Religious Taxidermist
A Critical Journalist
A Conceited Reporter
A Dismayed Undertaker
A Beautiful Explorer
An Eager Factory Worker
An Easily Discouraged Executioner
A Mature Hairdresser
An Impatient DJ
A Casual Magician
A Well-meaning Mobster
A Moralistic Butcher
An Efficient Deputy
A Hurt Director
A Muddle-headed Sniper
An Uneasy Editor
A Healthy Burglar
A Brittle Police Officer
A Frugal Professor
A Stubborn Broker
A Possessive Gardener
An Engrossed Scout
A Gullible Governor
A Vindictive Fortune-teller
A Courteous Torturer
A Balanced Guide
A Demanding DJ
A Cynical Dancer
A Devoted Waiter
A Perplexed Taxidermist
A Miserable Swineherd
A Well-read Tattooist
An Assertive Sage
A Greedy Sound Technician
A Charismatic Publisher
A Vague Priest
A Noncommittal Bodyguard
A Disruptive Butcher
A Neglectful Screenwriter
A Self-critical Construction Worker
An Intolerant Archer
An Argumentative Poet
A Studious Taxi-driver
A Funny Navigator
A Weak Mathematician
An Intent Psychiatrist
A Power-hungry Herbalist
A Brutal Gravedigger
A Hurried Servant
An Aggressive Graphic Artist
A Liberal Imam
A Despicable Pickpocket
A Flexible Hunter
A Wary Magician
A Conservative Editor
A Repugnant Pirate
A Disloyal Crook
A Frisky Receptionist
An Unsentimental Drummer
A Mechanical Bishop
An Uneasy Ventriloquist
An Intuitive Musician
A Practical Farmer
A Focused Tattooist
A Faithful Chief of Police
A Dignified Private Detective
A Steadfast Bonecarver
A Humble Barber
A Decent Scout
A Keen Criminal
A Whimsical Shipwright
An Appreciative Busker
A Brilliant Game Show Host
A Mistaken Detective
A Predictable Fortune-teller
A Thorough Brewer
An Odd Poet
A Devoted Chicken Sexer
An Important Terrorist
An Eager Goldsmith
A Blunt Cab Driver
A Loving Private Detective
A Decisive Actor
A Rebellious Soldier
An Uncharitable Game Show Host
A Reflective Sleuth
A Cute Student
A Charmless Firefighter
A Disinterested Chimney-sweep
A Self-indulgent Security Guard
A Sad Fisher
A Strong-willed Thief
A Neglectful Builder
A Colorful Stonecutter
An Affectionate Reporter
A Festive Gondolier
A Private Carver
An Intrigued Archaeologist
A Receptive Burglar
A Practical Cook
A Desolate Dictator
A Grim Firefighter
A Surprising Greengrocer
A Money-minded Poet
A Distracted Florist
A Rejected Soldier
A Neglectful Candlemaker
A Frightening Nanny
A Methodical Garbage Collector
A Prejudiced Manager
A Vulnerable Dressmaker
An Intense Pawnbroker
A Destructive Brewer
A Young Cook
An Irritable Philanthropist
An Upright Bartender
A Mistaken Bishop
A Deceitful Percussionist
A Festive Private Detective
A Discouraged Captain
A Conciliatory Coach
A Tense Clown
A Skillful Antique Dealer
An Invulnerable Chauffeur
A Procrastinating Customs Officer
A Certain Astronaut
A Disciplined Dressmaker
A Wishful Fraudster
A Mealymouthed Ventriloquist
A Paternalistic Burglar
A Calm Mercenary
A Stubborn Beggar
An Educated Priest
A Hefty Goatherd
A Rigid Translator
An Artful Judge
A Self-conscious Minister
A Perceptive Juggler
A Detestable Missionary
A Fashionable Technician
An Escapist Antique Dealer
An Indecisive Miner
A Proud Optometrist
An Open-minded Cheesemaker
An Infuriated Engineer
A Courageous Screenwriter
A Morbid Chemist
A Discouraging Drug Dealer
A Lustful Bank Robber
A Handsome Herald
A Sharing Dentist
An Emotional Real Estate Agent
A Pedantic Police Officer
An Extravagant Sailor
A Single-minded Translator
A Small-thinking Truck Driver
A Leisurely Butcher
A Crass Taxidermist
A Distrustful Captain
A Loving Bartender
An Inflamed Manicurist
A Noncompetitive Terrorist
An Empathetic Fraudster
A Hesitant Exotic Dancer
An Uncooperative Hunter
A Paralyzed Interior Designer
A Thorough Spin Doctor
A Disorderly Goatherd
A Pleased Tattooist
An Unappreciative Carpenter
An Elated Actor
A Funny Comedian
An Important Detective
A Guilty Cheesemaker
A Noncompetitive Court Jester
An Outrageous Ninja
A Questioning Sleuth
An Astigmatic Beekeeper
An Unfriendly Bartender
An Intelligent Merchant
A High-minded Wedding Planner
A Whimsical Sheepshearer
A Keen Wizard
A Fun-loving Lumberjack
A Sad Assassin
A Desolate Customs Officer
A Heroic Juggler
An Admirable Pilot
An Obvious Hunter
A Useless Personal Trainer
A Crude Courier
A Studious Guru
A Sober Security Guard
A Sloppy Medic
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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