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A Cynical Translator
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A Deep Knight
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A Bewildered Sleuth
A Plodding Navigator
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A Neglectful Artist
An Imaginative Graphic Artist
An Excitable Marine
A Mistaken Director
A Mournful Ninja
A Fashionable Sage
A Stupid Referee
An Uneasy Cartoonist
A Self-effacing Barber
A Wary Guard
A Disgusting Courier
An Insulting Singer
A Studious Paramedic
A Difficult Model
A Closed off Monk
A Distracted Hunter
An Orderly Knight
A Perplexed Philanthropist
A Reliable Programmer
A Friendly Diplomat
A Disturbing Technician
A Sensual Impersonator
A Youthful Violinist
An Invisible Ventriloquist
A Grief Gravedigger
A Vague Painter
A Naive Guard
A Sadistic Model
A Healthy Bonecarver
A Wishful Judge
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A Cute Beautician
A Contemplative Missionary
A Helpless Chef
A Thievish Psychiatrist
A Dirty Director
A Crazy Composer
An Original Game Show Host
A Petty Veterinarian
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A Devoted Tax Collector
A Confidential Carpenter
A Prejudiced Reporter
An Uncomplaining Stonecutter
A Comfortable Archer
An Enigmatic Nurse
A Shrewd Mobster
A Frightening Trapper
An Observant Impersonator
A Generous Torturer
A Compassionate Garbage Collector
A False Guru
An Innovative Sheriff
A Tragic Singer
A Tender Sheepshearer
An Irresponsible Air Traffic Controller
A Disciplined Historian
A Negativistic Politician
A Brilliant Psychiatrist
A Sure Florist
A Tortured Spy
An Unfriendly Saxophonist
A Sore Guide
A Closed off Sailor
A Hungry Monk
A Rigid Security Guard
A Zany Coroner
A Dynamic Wedding Planner
A Nihilistic Judge
A Dogmatic Executioner
A Powerless Assassin
A False Beekeeper
A Punctual Baker
An Educated Paramedic
A Magnanimous Dentist
An Extraordinary Photographer
A Tenacious Medic
A Complex Sculptor
A Conservative Court Jester
A Moody Model
A Questioning Manager
A Liberated Flight Attendant
A Fickle Private Detective
A Repugnant Reporter
A Logical Sniper
An Elated Chef
A Dismayed Technician
A Hateful Impersonator
A Well-meaning Silversmith
An Unfriendly Beekeeper
A Mystical Physician
A Decent Air Traffic Controller
A Complacent Chauffeur
A Methodical Explorer
An Experimental Governor
A Casual Greengrocer
A Playful Coach
A Transparent Zookeeper
An Original Park Ranger
A Scrupulous Builder
An Enervated Private Detective
An Impatient Fisher
A Thievish Entrepreneur
A Loyal Shipwright
A Tactless Record Producer
A Focused Nurse
A Neglectful Firefighter
A Presumptuous Chef
A Wary Assassin
A Disorderly Radiologist
An Overimaginative Magician
A Formal Garbage Collector
A Fortunate Chemist
An Impressionable Optometrist
An Independent Burglar
A Funny Dictator
A Shallow Shaman
A Superstitious Busker
A Boisterous Screenwriter
A Pure Customs Officer
An Invisible Impersonator
A Smiling Taxidermist
A Thankful Jeweler
A Dreamy Thief
A Laughing Plumber
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A Spontaneous Percussionist
A Cute Pawnbroker
A Paranoid Sniper
A Willing Missionary
An Amazing Drummer
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A Repugnant Herald
A Generous Illustrator
An Artful Shepherd
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A Childish Historian
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A Fickle Archaeologist
A Contemplative Bishop
A Nihilistic Truck Driver
A Sociable Poet
A Certain Brewer
A Brilliant Fashion Designer
A Panicked Geologist
A Sadistic Graphic Artist
An Incapable Dictator
A Contemptible Comedian
A Weird Mobster
A Conscientious Hairdresser
A Lucky Captain
A Willful Rat Catcher
A Careless Dancer
A Ridiculous Percussionist
An Opportunistic Principal
An Extreme Coach
An Amusing Carver
An Incapable Swineherd
A Crude Zookeeper
An Intuitive Blacksmith
A Relaxed Beggar
A Neutral Editor
A Stable Farmer
A Puritanical Captain
A Repressed Goatherd
A Cynical Architect
An Insulting Wizard
A Shaky Watchmaker
A Touchy Gate-keeper
A Proud Swordsmith
A Perceptive Sage
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A Conceited Librarian
A Compassionate Radiologist
A Hearty Crook
A Tall Swineherd
A Scheming Physicist
A Funny Dentist
A Mannered Wedding Planner
An Affectionate Sculptor
A Bored Dogcatcher
An Artificial Entertainer
A Barbaric Spy
A Hefty Hotelier
A Quaking Tax Collector
A Dependent Minister
A Conciliatory Surgeon
A Neutral Crook
An Ambitious Antique Dealer
An Amusing Peddlar
An Aggressive Psychiatrist
A Handsome Graphic Artist
An Irreligious Veterinarian
A Rustic Librarian
A Precise Beautician
A Wary Meteorologist
A Steady Computer Programmer
An Uncaring Baker
A Glad Taxidermist
A Lovable Sailor
A Cruel Exterminator
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A Cheerful Interpreter
A Practical Artist
A Smiling Burglar
A Balanced Minister
A Tough Watchmaker
An Articulate Hotelier
A Wary Bartender
An Unpatriotic Hunter
An Idiosyncratic Psychiatrist
An Injured Police Officer
A Dramatic Fisher
A Lovely Singer
A Pleased Customs Officer
An Amiable Magician
A Helpful Mercenary
A Mawkish Receptionist
A Forceful Photographer
A Transparent Scientist
A Sulky Construction Worker
An Ashamed Guitarist
A Graceless Blacksmith
A Victimized Referee
A Busy Ambassador
A Useless Fortune-teller
An Argumentative Geologist
An Eloquent Architect
A Clean Artist
A Thankful Greengrocer
A Stern Dietician
A Progressive Boatbuilder
An Upset Surgeon
A Perceptive Psychiatrist
A Trembling Playwright
A Prudent Bonecarver
A Monstrous Priest
A Passionate Manager
A Sharing Dentist
An Ecstatic Torturer
A Stupid Lifeguard
A Winning Dogcatcher
A Glamorous Thief
A Miserable Fortune-teller
An Empty Butcher
A Reflective Sage
A Cantakerous Geologist
An Intelligent Tax Collector
A Self-indulgent Cab Driver
A Bizarre Builder
An Educated DJ
An Alienated Nanny
An Annoyed Priest
A Disappointed Surgeon
An Envious Mathematician
A Gentle Brewer
A Discouraging Spy
A Self-conscious Private Detective
A Threatened Assassin
A Joyous Matador
An Organized Jockey
A Scared Athlete
A Charismatic Photographer
A Conventional Cheesemaker
A Passionate Herald
An Assertive Deputy
A Victimized Security Guard
A Dominating Astronaut
A Surprised Politician
A Crass Chef
A Mournful Gardener
An Intense Jeweler
An Irreligious Game Show Host
A Positive Gondolier
A Hurt Criminal
An Aimless Blacksmith
A Noncompetitive Governor
An Escapist Chemist
A Noncommittal Dressmaker
A Humble Coach
A Neat Paleontologist
An Impersonal Farmer
A Folksy Fashion Designer
A Crying Guru
A Gallant Dogcatcher
An Amused Truck Driver
An Egocentric Editor
A Zany Sailor
A Provocative Spy
A Snoopy Librarian
An Airy Pawnbroker
An Envious Scout
A Stupid Spelunker
A Faithful Shop Assistant
A Wary Customs Officer
A Nonchalant Playwright
A Whimsical Physicist
A Young Farmer
A Debonair Dentist
An Obedient Imam
A Familial Dictator
A Dogmatic Matador
A Steadfast Guide
A Free and Easy Model
An Antisocial Swimming Coach
A Cantakerous Burglar
A Victimized Undertaker
A Keen Truck Driver
A Disgusting Personal Trainer
A Tasteless Thief
An Enervated Chicken Sexer
A Discouraged Astronaut
A Ravenous Beautician
A Certain Musician
An Intense Diver
A Repentant Gladiator
A Young Researcher
A Respectful Composer
A Willing Pilot
A Scared Dentist
An Offended Missionary
An Unlucky Screenwriter
A Surprised Journalist
An Inferior Plumber
A Balanced Principal
A Haughty Greengrocer
A Desolate Teacher
A Morbid Scout
A Hidebound Poet
A Deceitful Air Traffic Controller
A Paternalistic Bandit
A Soft Surgeon
An Uncomplaining Social Worker
A Humble Assassin
An Anxious Fortune-teller
A Nonchalant Farmer
A Discouraging Drummer
An Opinionated Printer
An Optimistic Impersonator
An Inflamed Explorer
A Contemptible Chauffeur
A Sanctimonious Interpreter
An Eager Jailer
A Frisky Entertainer
An Aimless Coroner
A Disinterested Taxidermist
A Discouraged Guard
A Subjective Private Detective
A Vulnerable Musician
A Balanced Cartoonist
An One-dimensional Sleuth
An Impractical Programmer
A Dominating Shaman
A Plodding Ventriloquist
An Obsessive Barista
A Physical Antique Dealer
A Barbaric Dentist
A Debonair Captain
A Sweaty Executioner
A Satisfied Philanthropist
An Unhealthy Shipwright
An Ignorant Deputy
A Tall Paramedic
A Distressed Private Detective
A Colorful Sleuth
An Unappreciative Baker
A Reverential Taxidermist
A Sordid Factory Worker
A Folksy Sniper
A Personable Electrician
A Balanced Trapper
An Outrageous Dressmaker
A Content Bank Robber
A Repugnant Taxi-driver
A Punctual Pickpocket
A Casual Sheriff
A Sociable Matador
A Rustic Barber
An Enraged Cartoonist
A Fearful Guru
An Important Bureaucrat
An Irreligious Salesperson
An Inspired Busker
A Neglectful Taxidermist
A Smiling Botanist
A Reflective Trapper
An Earnest Hotelier
An Embarrassed Weaver
A Thorough Diplomat
A Lost Air Traffic Controller
A Snoopy Artist
A Perverse Explorer
A Possessive Ninja
An Escapist Peddlar
A Conventional Pickpocket
An Articulate Chicken Sexer
A Suspicious Clerk
An Original Real Estate Agent
A Sharing Imam
A Tidy Builder
A Lousy Torturer
A Cerebral Private Detective
A Sexy Drug Dealer
An Invulnerable Impersonator
A Bewildered Animal Trainer
A Freethinking Poet
A Merry Writer
A Paralyzed Translator
A Sweaty Drummer
A Quirky Waiter
A Frustrated Guard
An Impressive Optometrist
An Impractical Butcher
A Gloomy Banker
An Eloquent Dentist
An Excited Dancer
A Reactionary Blacksmith
A Submissive Director
A Self-reliant Athlete
A Desolate Judge
A Stiff Guitarist
A Bold Archer
A Possessive Lawyer
A Sociable Magician
An Impressionable Knight
A Clear-headed Diplomat
A Lifeless Actor
A Strict Clerk
A Predictable Park Ranger
A Fiery Bodyguard
A Paranoid Saxophonist
A Prudent Referee
An Indignant Busker
A Victimized Dancer
A Blunt Blacksmith
A Spirited Chauffeur
A Loving Pirate
A Genuine Taxi-driver
An Insulting Computer Programmer
A Hefty Director
An Uncooperative Sound Technician
An Alarmed Diplomat
A High-minded Engineer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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