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A Dry Cab Driver
A Dull Journalist
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A Jubilant Gardener
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A Subjective Flight Attendant
A Disobedient Spy
A Charmless Doctor
A Reactionary Sheepshearer
A Courteous Magician
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A Subtle Composer
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An Earnest Innkeeper
An Aloof Interpreter
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A Frisky Police Officer
A Tasteful Dentist
A Conceited Exotic Dancer
A High-spirited Garbage Collector
A Humble Playwright
A Frustrated Bishop
An Absentminded Artist
A Skeptical Paleontologist
A Deep Sleuth
A Happy Veterinarian
A Conservative Graphic Artist
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A Presumptuous Carpenter
An Optimistic Lighthouse-keeper
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A Contemptible Make-up Artist
A Vacuous Sailor
A Modern Pirate
A Woeful Tax Collector
A Frustrated Guru
A Suspicious Air Traffic Controller
A Fun-loving Personal Trainer
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An Amazing Wizard
An Intrigued Singer
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A Sulky Knight
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A Fatigued Waiter
A Modern Hairdresser
An Old-fashioned Pirate
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A Serene Deputy
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A Helpful Terrorist
A Hard Working Antique Dealer
A Reflective Magician
An Unbelieving Fortune-teller
A Crazy Archer
A Disconcerting Diplomat
A Wealthy Mobster
A Troublesome Cosmonaut
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A Relaxed Sheriff
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A Serene Farmer
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An Authoritarian Secretary
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A Dull Cobbler
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An Important Priest
An Offensive Captain
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A Perplexed Ornithologist
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A Charmless Bodyguard
An Agreeable Winemaker
A Venomous Gondolier
A Steady Ninja
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A Fanciful Sheriff
A Frustrated DJ
A Thorough Guitarist
A Focused Nurse
An Optimistic Paramedic
A Disruptive Pirate
A Certain Psychiatrist
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A Steadfast Pawnbroker
A Confident Magician
An Inconsiderate Shoemaker
An Enigmatic Ventriloquist
A Pained Security Guard
A Competitive Mobster
A Pleased Waiter
An Abrasive Priest
A Narrow-minded Barber
A Well-meaning Mayor
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An Anxious Detective
A Hefty Psychiatrist
A Questioning Lighthouse-keeper
A Nervous Marine
A Jolly Senator
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A Kind Criminal
A Sulky Sleuth
A Freewheeling Manager
A High-spirited Director
A Shortsighted Librarian
An Upright Beautician
A Fanatical Marshal
A Cold Entrepreneur
A Jubilant Bonecarver
A Familial Bartender
A Logical DJ
An Impressionable Explorer
An Observant Make-up Artist
A Devoted Innkeeper
An Impressive Personal Trainer
A Frivolous Pastor
A Steadfast Criminal
An Eloquent Tax Collector
A Preoccupied Archer
A Quaking Captain
An Articulate Chauffeur
A Plodding Barber
A Sober Yodeler
A Conventional Mercenary
A Heroic Artist
A Stylish Minister
A Satisfied Sniper
A Fraudulent Ornithologist
An Experimental Governor
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