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A Strict Entertainer
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An Old-fashioned Tattooist
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A Sloppy Translator
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An Effeminate Governor
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An Important Detective
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A Loving Taxi-driver
A Pathetic Referee
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A Powerless Dogcatcher
A Forgiving Physician
An Obnoxious Dietician
A Prim Shepherd
A Hefty Choreographer
A Dominating Clockmaker
A Concerned Guitarist
A Suave Sniper
A Depressed Blacksmith
A Responsive Lifeguard
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A Peaceful Cobbler
A Threatened Captain
A Vague Carpenter
An Impressionable Poet
A Provoked Barber
A Joyous Burglar
A Mealymouthed Cook
An Unrestrained Shaman
A Single-minded Security Guard
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A Barbaric Torturer
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A Repugnant Ventriloquist
A Humble Taxi-driver
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A Superficial Lumberjack
A Dishonest Hunter
A Pleased Fashion Designer
A Captivating Carpenter
A Sly Photographer
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A Cross Lawyer
An Innovative Ninja
A Superstitious Radiologist
A Unique Inventor
A Soft Court Jester
A Freethinking Magician
A Dutiful Assassin
A High-handed Beggar
A Good-natured Mayor
An Escapist Hotelier
A Questioning Burglar
An Apathetic Barber
An Uninhibited Nurse
An Impressive Pilot
An Unprincipled Ninja
A Closed off Politician
An Impulsive Percussionist
A Disrespectful Biologist
A Scheming Programmer
A Shortsighted Sleuth
A Self-sufficent Coroner
An Impatient Farmer
A Sentimental Juggler
A Doubtful Barber
A Discourteous Criminal
An Uncaring Veterinarian
A Faithless Pirate
A Tidy Janitor
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A Greedy Chief of Police
A Fatigued Reporter
A Meticulous Athlete
A Useless Antique Dealer
A Vulnerable Blacksmith
An Original Cheesemaker
An Inferior Poet
A Mystical Swineherd
A Fearful Guard
A Sharing Composer
A Provoked Manager
An Uneasy Private Detective
A Pedantic Librarian
A Merry Webmaster
A Creative Physicist
An Efficient Paramedic
A Free and Easy Assassin
An Inferior Mobster
A Moody Taxi-driver
A Nihilistic Botanist
A Mystical Percussionist
An Agreeable Air Traffic Controller
A Warm Dietician
A Personable Chef
A Crude Jailer
A Political Beggar
A Positive Fraudster
A Deceptive Cook
A Wonderful Deputy
A Trusting Swimmer
A Prim Beautician
A Disappointed Clerk
A Tormented Graphic Artist
A Worked Up Make-up Artist
A Negativistic Singer
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A Fuming Dietician
An Empathetic Bank Robber
A Sporting Hairdresser
A Frightened Police Officer
A Delighted Fashion Designer
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A Confident Criminal
A Serene Captain
A Secretive Sleuth
A Youthful Bandit
A Restrained Pawnbroker
A Humiliated Bodyguard
A Brilliant Lifeguard
A Young Cosmonaut
A Neat Exotic Dancer
A Warm Peddlar
A Sweaty Poet
A Hurt Lawyer
A Ritualistic Graphic Artist
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A Dissonant Scout
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A Mature Florist
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An Easily Discouraged Animal Trainer
A Puritanical Actor
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A Sexy Pilot
A Modern Lawyer
A Miserable Watchmaker
A Hungry Jeweler
An Arrogant Shepherd
A Possessive Surgeon
A Concerned Garbage Collector
A Disrespectful Interrogator
A Submissive Busker
An Embarrassed Professor
A Sweet Taxidermist
A Logical Cartoonist
A Passionate Beggar
A Hateful Hunter
An Insecure Sniper
A Sensitive Diplomat
A Threatened Model
A Decent Mortician
A Small-thinking Painter
A Predatory Pastor
A Disrespectful Impersonator
An Experimental Mobster
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A Dishonest Bartender
A Hedonistic Politician
A Peaceful Composer
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A Compulsive Receptionist
A Self-critical Yak Herder
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A Discouraging Boatbuilder
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An Admirable Matador
A Well-rounded Meteorologist
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A Clear-headed Broker
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A Morbid Explorer
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A Charmless Coach
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A Subtle Psychiatrist
A Discreet Webmaster
An Indecisive Animal Trainer
A Dominating Veterinarian
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An Irreverent Antique Dealer
A Hardworking Personal Trainer
A Concerned Barista
A Mechanical Cameraman
An Ordinary DJ
A Confused Sniper
A Plodding Boatbuilder
A Fraudulent Surgeon
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A Focused Astronaut
An Indulgent Pirate
A Profound Physicist
A Terrified Innkeeper
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A Maternal Gladiator
A Mannered Student
A Solitary Entrepreneur
A Pathetic Exotic Dancer
A Disciplined Blacksmith
An Absentminded Animal Trainer
A Clear-headed Welder
A Surprising Ditch Digger
A Distrustful Messenger
A Dirty Pastor
An Erratic Psychiatrist
A Fun-loving Translator
A Petty Engineer
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An Earnest Deputy
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A Sulky Firefighter
A Grim Police Officer
A Protective Secretary
A Well-read Manicurist
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A Guilty Writer
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A Flexible Shepherd
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A Dishonest Pirate
An Enigmatic Scientist
A Vulnerable Wizard
A Pessimistic Nurse
A Transparent Thief
An Athletic Chef
An Organized Singer
An Insecure Truck Driver
A Dejected Navigator
A Funny Tailor
A Fawning Screenwriter
A Repressed Brewer
A Ridiculous Butcher
A Petty Detective
An Idealistic Geologist
An Apathetic Court Jester
A Delighted Doctor
A Prudent Baker
An Understanding Yak Herder
A Boisterous Violinist
A Unique Security Guard
A Conceited Professor
A Disillusioned Gardener
An Extreme Diplomat
A Nihilistic Servant
An Empty Nurse
An Unpredicatable Make-up Artist
A Desolate Cheesemaker
A Discreet Burglar
A Melancholic Mortician
A Frugal Sleuth
A Deep Baker
A Stupefied Courier
A Dominating Butler
A Fickle Astronaut
An Arbitrary Bartender
An Inspired Lighthouse-keeper
An Effeminate Matador
A Disconcerting Ninja
A Phlegmatic Zookeeper
A Frisky Barista
A Narcissistic Waiter
A Tolerant Entrepreneur
An Intense Peddlar
A Concerned Radiologist
A Neutral Game Show Host
An Energetic Sleuth
A Liberated Swineherd
A Disloyal Courier
A Dutiful Chauffeur
An Argumentative Gravedigger
A Touchy Firefighter
A Crazy Mobster
A Complacent Composer
A Modern Philanthropist
An Insincere Rat Catcher
A Surprising Shipwright
A Trendy Physicist
A Shaky Cosmonaut
A Prejudiced Taxidermist
A Disobedient Ornithologist
An Expedient Drummer
An Attractive Baker
A Sorrowful Hunter
A High-minded Dentist
A Patriotic Sheriff
A Driven Magician
A Slow Construction Worker
A Nihilistic Busker
A Lucky Printer
A Gallant Beautician
A Disillusioned Soldier
An Unappreciative Explorer
A Stiff Drug Dealer
A Religious Ninja
A Deceitful Evangelist
A Paralyzed Linguist
An Earnest Welder
A Sexy Air Traffic Controller
A Circumspect Gate-keeper
An Egocentric Plumber
An Artful Hunter
A Good-natured Bank Robber
A Dutiful Rat Catcher
A Grand Model
A Lazy Gardener
An Ignorant Coach
A Tense Author
A Morbid Banker
A Steely Janitor
A Dry Herald
A Dejected Archer
An Enthusiastic Mayor
A Self-reliant Wizard
A Rustic Webmaster
A Neglectful Biologist
A Pleased Salesperson
A Decisive Astronaut
A Silly Flight Attendant
An Alienated Juggler
A Heartbroken Physicist
A Dissonant Librarian
A Big-thinking Butcher
A High-spirited Student
A Miserable Hypnotist
A Friendly Shaman
A Soft Executioner
A Genuine Ditch Digger
A Keen Mobster
A Decisive Clown
A Tortured Meteorologist
A Practical Blacksmith
A Bitter Gravedigger
A Wishful Zookeeper
An Original Bandit
A Slow Editor
A Glad Merchant
A Scheming Dietician
A Crude Thief
An Impractical Swimming Coach
An Irritable Cartoonist
A Hedonistic Archaeologist
A Mournful Plumber
A Thrilled Artist
A Thievish Webmaster
A Pure Undertaker
An Empathetic Peddlar
A Maternal Dogcatcher
An Understanding Truck Driver
A Dreamy Air Traffic Controller
A Merry Chief of Police
A Scholarly Waiter
A Relaxed Model
An Unrestrained Dressmaker
A Disloyal Bodyguard
A Procrastinating Oracle
A Hard Working Thief
A Touchy Marine
A Complacent Bandit
An Obsessive Student
A Disorderly Wedding Planner
A Strong Security Guard
A Thankful Juggler
A Healthy Archer
A Reliable Medic
An Uncaring Senator
A High-spirited Private Detective
A Clear-headed Geologist
An Objective Musician
A Trendy Banker
An Inspired Impersonator
An Unlucky Locksmith
An Aimless Poet
A Youthful Torturer
A Puritanical Model
A Miserly Dogcatcher
A Lonely Writer
A Fiery Busker
A Dependent Wizard
An Elated Park Ranger
A Dissonant Fashion Designer
A Tasteful Chef
A Lustful Pirate
A Sweet Evangelist
A Bright Psychiatrist
A Groovy Juggler
A Conceited Shoemaker
An Overjoyed Bodyguard
A Cultured Yak Herder
A Moralistic Ventriloquist
An Inferior Interior Designer
A Perplexed Real Estate Agent
A Free and Easy Police Officer
A Contemplative Captain
A Disconcerting Professor
A Disrespectful Flight Attendant
A Blunt Director
An Intense Receptionist
A Well-read Chauffeur
A Stiff Gate-keeper
An Intuitive Linguist
A Restless Manager
A Benevolent Wizard
A Fixed Medic
An Excitable Governor
A Plodding Zookeeper
A Desperate Burglar
A Conceited Mercenary
An Understanding Private Detective
A Realistic Construction Worker
A Forgiving Programmer
An Inflamed Gondolier
An Alarmed Stunt Double
A Courageous Fisher
A Romantic Detective
A Grim Captain
A Predatory Printer
A Sedentary Sniper
A Shortsighted Lawyer
A Skillful Carpenter
A Magnanimous Matador
A Scheming Bureaucrat
A Practical Brewer
A Muddle-headed Waiter
A Dissatisfied Medic
A Well-read Hypnotist
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