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An Unfriendly Beggar
A Miserable Minister
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A Purposeful Interrogator
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A Self-denying Singer
A Courteous Optometrist
A Sordid Guide
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A Neurotic Computer Programmer
A High-spirited Locksmith
A Passionate Navigator
An Easy Mercenary
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A Stable Dogcatcher
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A Cute Historian
A Provocative Knight
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An Incorruptible Journalist
A Deep Bank Robber
An Effeminate Judge
A Shallow Cartoonist
A Desolate Gravedigger
An Intense Rabbi
A Hungry Coach
An Ignorant Pirate
An Indulgent Florist
A Reflective Peddlar
A Petty Explorer
A Humorous Private Detective
A Solemn Poet
A Festive Crook
A Paternalistic Ventriloquist
An Impressive Mechanic
A Weak-willed Court Jester
A Personable Pilot
A Painstaking Fashion Designer
A Scornful Barber
An Overimaginative Archaeologist
A Driven Engineer
A Negativistic Merchant
An Alone Scout
An Unpleasant Captain
A Familial Saxophonist
A Popular Hairdresser
A Distracted Shepherd
A Perfectionist Interrogator
A Shy Referee
A Tortured Pickpocket
A Simple Nurse
An Inhibited Bureaucrat
A Confident Ambassador
A Charming Biologist
A Subjective Zookeeper
A Respectful Sheriff
An Unprincipled Welder
A Worked Up Shaman
A Cute Teacher
An Individualistic Marshal
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A Tenacious Publisher
A Folksy Broker
A Destructive Comedian
A Quirky Fortune-teller
A Strict Wizard
A Wise Diplomat
An Honorable Hairdresser
A Scornful Cartoonist
A Complacent Swimming Coach
A Graceless Drummer
A Studious Electrician
A Winning Diver
A Courteous Jeweler
A Mawkish Technician
An Unhealthy Student
A Physical Chicken Sexer
A Pompous Graphic Artist
A Treacherous Bonecarver
An Attractive Social Worker
An Intrigued Tax Collector
An Observant Deputy
An Inflamed Judge
A Deep Dogcatcher
A Sensitive Spy
A Scheming Torturer
An Egocentric Barber
A Hardy Taxi-driver
A Snoopy Navigator
A Thrilled Sleuth
A Quiet Diver
A Clear-headed Detective
A Reactionary Saxophonist
A Clever Playwright
An Interested Real Estate Agent
A Humorous Coach
A Simple Ambassador
An Original Goldsmith
A Steady Writer
A Provocative Shop Assistant
A Panicked Cab Driver
A Secure Evangelist
A Domineering Private Detective
A Detestable Teacher
An Elegant Gondolier
A Scheming Pilot
A Skinny Translator
A Procrastinating Lifeguard
An Admirable Factory Worker
An Unhappy Miner
A Content Mayor
A Prudent Clockmaker
An Extravagant Builder
An Intelligent Tattooist
A Messy Rabbi
An Unrestrained Burglar
An Indifferent Cobbler
An Amoral Sleuth
A Fiery Wizard
A Resentful Swineherd
A Heroic Technician
An Efficient Playwright
A Closed off Sheepshearer
An Inhibited Baker
An Overjoyed DJ
A Complex Goldsmith
A Gallant Architect
An Inert Ornithologist
A Freewheeling Geologist
A Lost Violinist
A Panicked Waiter
An Idiosyncratic Technician
An Amazing Dietician
An Elegant Swordsmith
A Jubilant Sheepshearer
A Trustworthy Programmer
An Energetic Exterminator
A Realistic Nurse
An Egocentric Sheriff
A Strong Ninja
A Vindictive Coroner
A Petty Hairdresser
An Unhealthy Undertaker
A Sadistic Sleuth
A Mechanical Air Traffic Controller
A Reliable Make-up Artist
An Insightful Publisher
An Incapable Deputy
An Embarrassed Chef
A Neurotic Explorer
A Physical Trapper
A Vague Lawyer
A Tolerant Barber
An Attractive Archaeologist
A Pugnacious Dentist
A Dissatisfied Beekeeper
A Sad Governor
An Important Scout
A Gleeful Singer
A Nihilistic Shepherd
A Sentimental Spy
A Cautious Silversmith
A Subjective Chemist
A Courteous Technician
An Inert Merchant
A Fascinated Innkeeper
An Upright Pilot
A Quiet Missionary
An Empathetic Customs Officer
A Well-meaning DJ
A Vulnerable Truck Driver
A Critical Servant
A Disorderly Herbalist
A Selfish Busker
A Coarse Entertainer
A Freewheeling Photographer
A Frivolous Cab Driver
A Sad Printer
A Superstitious Coach
A Humiliated Cobbler
A Woeful Jockey
A Rebellious Chimney-sweep
A Sporting Swimming Coach
A Conceited Marine
A Merry Chicken Sexer
A Colorful Private Detective
A Courageous Athlete
An Enthusiastic Chef
A Discreet Scout
An Artful Bodyguard
A Terrified Playwright
A Stoic Student
A Dull Geologist
A Proud Goatherd
A Serious Model
An Excited Painter
A Prudent Clown
A Trustworthy Pawnbroker
A Brilliant Watchmaker
A Scrupulous Teacher
A Lazy Editor
A Hateful Guide
A Genuine Blacksmith
A Messy Magician
An Excitable Detective
A Single-minded Lifeguard
An Alert Architect
A Focused Firefighter
A Criminal Nurse
A Disruptive Ventriloquist
An Uncharitable Taxidermist
A Reactionary Chief of Police
An Annoyed Bandit
A Groovy Spelunker
A Rebellious Bodyguard
A Hefty Dictator
A Cold Barista
A Comfortable Marshal
An Unlucky Juggler
An Insecure Poet
An Enervated Teacher
A Cross Chimney-sweep
A Precise Court Jester
A Compulsive Reporter
A Neutral Executioner
A Considerate Bartender
A Negativistic Cameraman
A False Mortician
An Independent Spin Doctor
A Forthright Captain
A Shortsighted Composer
A Petty Ambassador
An at Ease DJ
An Infatuated Pharmacist
A Self-effacing Construction Worker
A Personable Carver
An Unlovable Criminal
A Physical Mechanic
A Disruptive Sailor
An Amusing Taxi-driver
A Bewildered Photographer
A Contemplative Bartender
A Disciplined Psychiatrist
An Abrupt Screenwriter
A Repentant Coroner
A Humble Sheriff
A Punctual Zookeeper
An Apathetic Gravedigger
An Ordinary Librarian
A Relaxed Reporter
An Impersonal Paramedic
A Critical Surgeon
An Abrasive Mathematician
A Colorful Inventor
A Transparent Publisher
A Moody Singer
A Cowardly Waiter
An Intense Torturer
An Energetic Hunter
A Healthy Chimney-sweep
A Depressed Air Traffic Controller
A Mealymouthed Criminal
A Poor Botanist
A Wronged Weaver
A Sulky Cook
A Noncompetitive Mechanic
A Tolerant Dogcatcher
A Disillusioned Silversmith
A Maternal Coach
A Sore Interpreter
An Amused Wedding Planner
A Sure Beautician
A Miserly Beggar
A Provoked Hairdresser
A Proud Undertaker
A Sociable Beekeeper
A Conservative Writer
An Open-minded Criminal
A Discreet Choreographer
A Political Drummer
A High-minded Paramedic
A Self-sufficent Guru
A Positive Hunter
A Foolish Private Detective
An One-dimensional Explorer
An Enigmatic Guitarist
An Erratic Social Worker
A Clean Thief
A Pessimistic Tax Collector
A Noncommittal Swimming Coach
A Deceptive Locksmith
An Egocentric Bank Robber
A Sore Burglar
An Artificial Butler
An Outspoken Priest
A Discourteous Saxophonist
A Prim Meteorologist
A Vivacious Lawyer
An Open-minded Sailor
A Friendly Merchant
A Freethinking Librarian
A Clever Dietician
A Trusting Ninja
An Interested Poet
A Colorful Innkeeper
An Upright Servant
An Old Chemist
A Domineering DJ
A Doubtful Locksmith
A Sly Psychiatrist
A Sure Candlemaker
A Nihilistic Gondolier
A Clumsy Banker
An Opportunistic Barber
A Provocative Sailor
An Extreme Archer
A Discourteous Nurse
A Rowdy Computer Programmer
An Uncaring Baker
A Complaining Painter
An Encouraged Detective
A Ready Personal Trainer
A Childish Hotelier
A Frightening Composer
A Terrible Private Detective
A High-minded Sniper
A Weird Violinist
An Attractive Impersonator
An Ignorant Tailor
A Complex Clockmaker
An Amused Drug Dealer
An Affectionate Crook
A Neutral Shoemaker
A Pretentious Spy
An Incapable Dentist
A Hardy Doctor
A Rebellious Court Jester
A Conservative Fashion Designer
An Anxious Bandit
A Petty Servant
An Intuitive Butcher
A Sedentary Air Traffic Controller
A Confidential Senator
A Frightening Shepherd
An Escapist Dancer
A Fatigued Taxidermist
A Shortsighted Spin Doctor
A Disruptive Janitor
An Effeminate Rat Catcher
A Disobedient Photographer
A Predatory Captain
An Arrogant Architect
An Inert Diver
An Oppressed Pirate
A Sophisticated Hypnotist
A Bright Librarian
A Decadent Plumber
A Desolate Tax Collector
An Impressionable Student
An Insensitive Printer
A Miserly Chicken Sexer
A Crass Marine
A Tidy Zookeeper
A Frightening Captain
An Earthy Shoemaker
A Fun-loving Thief
An Exciting Yodeler
A Venomous Illustrator
An Articulate Dictator
A Terrible Ventriloquist
A Compassionate Builder
A Courageous Gondolier
A Sophisticated Beekeeper
A Mealymouthed Messenger
A Preoccupied Actor
A Narcissistic Juggler
An Easily Discouraged Sound Technician
An Assertive Singer
A Folksy Surgeon
A Cross Pastor
A Hungry Mobster
A Subtle Bank Robber
An Honorable Imam
An Aggressive Burglar
A Thoughtless Conductor
An Affectionate Meteorologist
A Cynical Psychiatrist
An Invulnerable Paleontologist
A Fun-loving Ninja
A Crying Inventor
A Gloomy Detective
A Distrustful Court Jester
A Wealthy Greengrocer
A Patient Gravedigger
A Narrow-minded Hypnotist
A Pretentious Teacher
A Humble Botanist
A Thankful Drummer
A Complacent Psychiatrist
An Outspoken Lifeguard
A Friendly Engineer
A Frivolous Clown
A Reverential Salesperson
A Solitary Watchmaker
A Sad Diver
A Powerless Sound Technician
A Self-denying Firefighter
An Offended Computer Programmer
A Zany Butler
A Hardworking Teacher
A Dissonant Pickpocket
A Frightened Photographer
A Purposeful Publisher
A Content Barber
A Benevolent Spy
A Disorganized Exterminator
An Upright Police Officer
A Fortunate Interpreter
A Hurried Silversmith
A Casual Blacksmith
An Understanding Chef
An Independent Dictator
A Sloppy Marine
A Disappointed Brewer
A Flamboyant Referee
An Impudent Judge
A Conventional Wizard
A Balanced Scout
A Resourceful Dentist
A Hearty Historian
An Old Cook
A Steadfast Doctor
A Wary Guard
A Confident Sound Technician
A Merry Mathematician
An Inspired Barber
A Superficial Computer Programmer
An Opportunistic Pharmacist
A Wise Guru
A Transparent Swineherd
A Self-effacing Magician
A Fortunate Blacksmith
An Offended Terrorist
A Principled Swordsmith
A Criminal Florist
A Cynical Lighthouse-keeper
An Invulnerable Ninja
An Obsessive Bricklayer
An Impatient Fortune-teller
A Sensual Firefighter
An Opinionated Marine
A Sadistic Gravedigger
A Tragic Composer
A Perfectionist Guitarist
A Delighted Sheriff
A Sore Court Jester
A Crude Chef
A Frugal Garbage Collector
A Dedicated Social Worker
A Self-effacing Receptionist
A Hurt Spy
A Sporting Interpreter
An Imaginative Magician
A Disciplined Mechanic
A Closed off Security Guard
A Disappointed Shoemaker
A Brilliant Sniper
An Empathetic Cook
A Boisterous Teacher
A Strict Torturer
An Anxious Matador
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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