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A Wronged Juggler
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An Optimistic Dentist
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A Sordid DJ
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A Sweaty Coach
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A Wishful Saxophonist
A Cruel Bodyguard
A Cantakerous Nanny
A Faithless Beautician
A Tall Psychiatrist
An Amazing Air Traffic Controller
A Treacherous Crook
A Sexy Undertaker
An Alarmed Sniper
A Merry Factory Worker
A Muddle-headed Servant
An Irritable Guru
An Arrogant Banker
A Colorful Judge
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A Laughing Photographer
A Perplexed Construction Worker
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A Playful Truck Driver
A Confused Librarian
A Stern Student
A Charismatic Farmer
A Decent Lighthouse-keeper
A Self-critical Beggar
A Powerless Busker
A Wonderful Fortune-teller
A Self-reliant Teacher
A Dominating Criminal
A Liberated Knight
An Excited Scientist
A Critical Dietician
A Petty Chef
An Insincere Coach
A Casual Servant
An Important Winemaker
A Progressive Deputy
An Irritated Yak Herder
A Wronged Personal Trainer
An Experimental Painter
A Sordid Tax Collector
A Reactionary Bureaucrat
A Demanding Author
A Preoccupied Percussionist
An Insightful Graphic Artist
A Charmless Ventriloquist
A Destructive Waiter
A Mealymouthed Trapper
A Colorful Tailor
A Disobedient Wizard
A Brilliant Hypnotist
An Ugly Priest
A Content Lifeguard
An Orderly Stunt Double
A Treacherous Spy
A Transparent Busker
A Crazy Clerk
A Wronged Deputy
A Silly Sound Technician
A Folksy Screenwriter
An Angry Tax Collector
A Tough Beekeeper
An Unlovable Bartender
A Threatened Pilot
A Vindictive Assassin
A Wise Ambassador
A Sophisticated Cartoonist
A Disruptive Air Traffic Controller
A Perfectionist Archer
A Chummy Miner
A Leisurely Technician
A Sadistic Journalist
A Hungry Scientist
A Disconcerting Translator
A Discreet Sculptor
An Assertive Cheesemaker
A Rustic Surgeon
An Impractical Guitarist
A Completely Normal Lumberjack
A Sedentary Juggler
A Passionate Meteorologist
A Curious Botanist
An Inoffensive Pickpocket
A Dominating Taxi-driver
A Grim Tailor
A Dishonest Plumber
A Stable Shipwright
A Wealthy Lawyer
A Critical Student
A Sulky Marshal
An Independent Coach
An Overimaginative Biologist
A Conceited Hairdresser
A Lying Ditch Digger
A Morbid Archaeologist
A Sharing Mobster
A Playful Security Guard
A Lazy Librarian
An Obvious Social Worker
A Gleeful Blacksmith
A Discourteous Ninja
A Dominating Goatherd
A Helpless Chief of Police
A Prudent Interior Designer
An Outspoken Truck Driver
An Elated Soldier
An Inert Model
A Religious Lawyer
An Indecisive Photographer
A Selfless Sound Technician
A Contradictory Shaman
A Stubborn Gondolier
A Compulsive Percussionist
An Offended Philanthropist
A Tolerant Gravedigger
A Fun-loving Firefighter
A Vague Sleuth
A Dignified Criminal
An Easily Discouraged Nanny
A Cerebral Taxidermist
A Groovy Butler
A Hateful Magician
A Silly Stonecutter
A Fearful Spy
An Objective Illustrator
An Amoral Entertainer
A Domineering Doctor
A Spirited Butcher
An Excitable Chauffeur
A Courteous Secretary
A Trustworthy Juggler
A Secure Wizard
An Impulsive Radiologist
An Understanding Professor
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A Conceited Sleuth
A Methodical Sheriff
An Appalled Missionary
A Content Pilot
A Nihilistic Astronaut
An Admirable Matador
An Upset Biologist
An Eloquent Soldier
A Laughing Lighthouse-keeper
A Tolerant Philanthropist
A Charming Lumberjack
A Conformist Police Officer
A Patient Animal Trainer
An Organized Sniper
A Slow Hypnotist
A False Rat Catcher
A Kind Archer
A Fanatical Cook
A Selfish Painter
A Fuming Greengrocer
A Disillusioned Mobster
A Resentful Blacksmith
An Irrational Exotic Dancer
A Doubtful Percussionist
A Meddlesome Taxidermist
A Distracted Magician
An Uncooperative Banker
An Inhibited Terrorist
A Glamorous Jockey
A Decent Coroner
A Winning Yodeler
A Barbaric Chief of Police
A Heroic Pirate
A Subtle Lighthouse-keeper
A Negativistic Cartoonist
A Domineering Bandit
An Obsessive Actor
A Soft Social Worker
A Focused Florist
A Jubilant Drug Dealer
A Sarcastic Governor
An Indulgent Detective
An at Ease Director
An Aggressive Sage
A Cross Engineer
A Weak-willed Singer
A Dry Dentist
A Hateful Terrorist
A Neglectful Monk
A Self-effacing Shop Assistant
An Observant Interpreter
A Playful Marshal
A Sloppy Athlete
A Steadfast Dictator
A Discouraging Guitarist
A Flamboyant Scientist
A Tenacious Professor
A Resourceful Silversmith
A Loving Guide
A Fatigued Nurse
An Inspired Principal
A Hurried Bodyguard
A Pure Goatherd
A Hopeful Sheriff
A Grim Radiologist
A Conformist Chief of Police
A Tall Yodeler
A Weird Biologist
A Merry Paramedic
A Clever Gravedigger
A Hesitant Physicist
A Ruined Burglar
An Arbitrary Thief
A Liberal Painter
An Independent Bonecarver
A Dutiful Nanny
A Surprising Artist
A Neglectful Singer
A Weird Guru
A Pretentious Barber
A Tough Hotelier
A Dramatic Lifeguard
A Possessive Interrogator
An Unstable Beggar
A Hefty Customs Officer
A Fawning Taxidermist
An Old-fashioned Locksmith
A Perplexed Wizard
A Placid Sniper
A Peaceful Surgeon
A Self-effacing Pharmacist
An Ugly Accountant
An Angry Athlete
A Transparent Shepherd
A Demanding Nurse
A Skinny Chief of Police
An Eloquent Ventriloquist
An Old Veterinarian
A Petty Police Officer
A Mannerless Pilot
A Circumspect Winemaker
A Humiliated Librarian
An Idiosyncratic Gondolier
A Reactionary Courier
A Trendy Watchmaker
A Desolate Webmaster
An Orderly Computer Programmer
A Hurt Model
A Captivating Painter
A Pompous Violinist
A Prim Cosmonaut
A Trusting Mechanic
A Destructive Imam
A Cowardly Sleuth
An Unfathomable Swimming Coach
A Serene Director
A Selfish Make-up Artist
A Dignified Philanthropist
A Blissful Bandit
An Artful Computer Programmer
A Frivolous Minister
A Threatened Court Jester
An Inhibited Dietician
A Religious Fashion Designer
An Earnest Air Traffic Controller
A Disciplined Lawyer
A Sensitive Cheesemaker
An Interested Nanny
A Disobedient Botanist
A Comfortable Surgeon
A Reverential Private Detective
A Superficial Hairdresser
A Witty Gondolier
A Stubborn Student
An Indifferent Tax Collector
A Possessive Detective
A Fuming Matador
A Circumspect Guitarist
An Aimless Cobbler
An Overimaginative Game Show Host
A Crying Soldier
A Friendly Busker
A Faithless Singer
An Innovative Conductor
A Festive Goatherd
An Insulting Dressmaker
A Negativistic Gardener
A High-handed Private Detective
An Oppressed Veterinarian
A Clever Hunter
A Perverse Fraudster
A Scheming Drug Dealer
A Deceptive Painter
An Inflamed Astronaut
A Familial Magistrate
A Compassionate Bandit
A Relaxed Principal
A Weak-willed Politician
An Embarrassed Coach
A Disturbing Hotelier
A Rowdy Sleuth
A Trustworthy Drummer
A Discouraging Butcher
A Restrained Watchmaker
A Fawning Builder
A Smiling Swimming Coach
An Unappreciative Soldier
An Indulgent Bishop
A Stern Singer
An Authoritarian Oracle
A Questioning Banker
A Tasteless Courier
An Escapist Firefighter
A Domineering Engineer
A Fanciful Weaver
A Secretive Chef
A Disgusting Truck Driver
A Thrilled Spelunker
A Powerless Tailor
A Reactionary Fortune-teller
A Tidy Gondolier
An Enraged Scout
A Frightening Customs Officer
A Criminal Evangelist
A Casual Plumber
A Debonair Beautician
A Thievish Soldier
A Dissatisfied Doctor
A Stoic Teacher
An Unprincipled Veterinarian
A Fashionable Swordsmith
An Offhand Musician
A Perplexed Judge
An Ambitious Firefighter
An Unappreciative Magician
A Purposeful Guru
A Grim Archer
An Extraordinary Court Jester
A Stupefied Composer
A Receptive Jailer
A Sensual Thief
A Profound Hairdresser
A Thievish Police Officer
An Honorable Carver
A Relaxed Veterinarian
An Unambitious Paramedic
A Glamorous Shepherd
A Kind Barista
A Conceited Butler
A Mealymouthed DJ
A Barbaric Senator
An Unpredicatable Chauffeur
A Faithful Athlete
A Noncommittal Composer
A Positive Beautician
An Articulate Swimming Coach
A Sociable Hypnotist
An Emotional Taxi-driver
A Clever Clown
A Fatalistic Cook
A Resentful Wedding Planner
A Cynical Busker
An Understanding Bank Robber
A Bewildered Knight
A Disloyal Air Traffic Controller
A Noncommittal Innkeeper
An Abrasive Manicurist
A Responsible Bodyguard
An Astigmatic Cab Driver
An Irresponsible Swimming Coach
A Thankful Silversmith
An Impatient Locksmith
A Cultured Police Officer
An Intrigued Radiologist
An Infuriated Paramedic
A Persuasive Butler
A Clever Social Worker
A Prim Hunter
An Insincere Cartoonist
A Fixed Goldsmith
An Admirable Terrorist
A Disruptive Composer
An Escapist Cameraman
A Miserable Dogcatcher
A Demanding Artist
A Sensitive Pickpocket
A Sporting Director
A Leisurely Butcher
An Artful Police Officer
An Obvious Clown
A Sorrowful Monk
A Venomous Matador
A Subtle Architect
An Overjoyed Manager
A Competitive Editor
A Miserable Actor
A Contemplative Guard
An Honest Linguist
A Hefty Security Guard
An Adventurous Exotic Dancer
An Apathetic Paleontologist
A Surprised Botanist
A Dutiful DJ
An Artful Painter
A Dry Pickpocket
A Hungry Gate-keeper
A Disciplined Mortician
A Touchy Conductor
A Lost Knight
A Heroic Lumberjack
A Charismatic Bodyguard
A Flexible Guard
A Sweaty Professor
An Unhappy Fishmonger
A Hostile Interrogator
A Complaining Trapper
An Incapable Innkeeper
A Possessive Bureaucrat
An Objective Deputy
A Wealthy Spy
An Expedient Chief of Police
A Businesslike Chef
A Shaky Archaeologist
A Gallant Chauffeur
An Ashamed Guru
A Clever Criminal
An Amiable Fortune-teller
A Humorous Guitarist
A Young Butcher
A Muddle-headed Taxi-driver
A Unique Stonecutter
A Spontaneous Social Worker
A Wronged Journalist
A Warm Fraudster
A Debonair Fishmonger
A Bewildered Real Estate Agent
A Conformist Photographer
A Scrupulous Clown
A Tasteful Sleuth
A Superficial Salesperson
An Open-minded Meteorologist
A Quirky Beekeeper
A Sociable Bartender
An Uninhibited Sheepshearer
A Discourteous Printer
A Decent Animal Trainer
An Effeminate Park Ranger
A Political Terrorist
A Treacherous Astronaut
A Conscientious Burglar
A Dramatic Taxi-driver
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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