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A Solemn Translator
A Sedentary Hotelier
An Indecisive Interior Designer
An Amused Taxi-driver
A Tortured Air Traffic Controller
An Attractive Cosmonaut
A Well-read Police Officer
A Grand Writer
A Concerned Fraudster
A Cold Bonecarver
A Softheaded Chemist
A Jolly Teacher
A Haughty Bartender
A Conservative Pilot
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An Irrational Torturer
An Indecisive Cosmonaut
A Sloppy Pawnbroker
An Enraged Pirate
A Folksy Jeweler
An Earthy Guitarist
An Intuitive Make-up Artist
A Private Chemist
A Calculating Boatbuilder
A Morbid Tax Collector
A Sentimental Optometrist
A Glad Beggar
A Haughty Wedding Planner
A Frightening Geologist
A Glamorous Fraudster
A Vague Graphic Artist
A Devious Coroner
A Possessive Comedian
An Alert Impersonator
A Disconcerting Zookeeper
A Narrow-minded Missionary
A Scared Mortician
An Escapist Physician
An Insulting Mathematician
An Offended Cosmonaut
A Studious Translator
A Helpless Innkeeper
An Irresponsible Baker
A Bland Chef
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A Threatened Dictator
A Hardy Pilot
An Arbitrary Ambassador
A Tearful Wedding Planner
An Uncaring Juggler
A Panicked Merchant
A Focused Private Detective
A False Assassin
An Observant Thief
A Sporting Dentist
A Reactive Lumberjack
A Domineering Mobster
An Offhand Chauffeur
A Sexy Beautician
A Dutiful Dietician
A Steely Baker
A Doubtful Shop Assistant
A Frightening Architect
An Irritated Writer
A Self-denying Hunter
A Morbid Printer
An Eloquent Greengrocer
An Arrogant Silversmith
A Subtle Sailor
An Anxious Cook
A Quiet Ninja
A Hard Working Pilot
A Benevolent Miner
A Purposeful Private Detective
A Religious Builder
A Whimsical Magician
A Sweet Publisher
A Melancholic Executioner
A Weary Poet
A Distracted Guide
A Punctual Waiter
A Frugal Jailer
An Obvious Security Guard
An Inferior Paramedic
A Decadent Taxi-driver
A Ready Chief of Police
A Predictable Customs Officer
A Liberated Burglar
A Cute Pickpocket
A Powerless Chicken Sexer
A Disgusting Fashion Designer
A Soft Ninja
A Narcissistic Nurse
A Tender Doctor
An Irresponsible Chemist
A Guilty Evangelist
A Weak Medic
An Overimaginative Poet
A Dry Inventor
An Important Mechanic
A Cute Firefighter
An Irritable Cab Driver
A Trustworthy Air Traffic Controller
A Businesslike Cook
A Sanctimonious Teacher
An Orderly Nurse
A Disorganized Herbalist
A Comfortable Dancer
A Mellow Linguist
A Plodding Taxidermist
An Unsentimental Jockey
A Fatalistic Manicurist
An Amazing Researcher
An Inert Captain
A High-minded Entertainer
An Inferior Percussionist
A Disobedient Dictator
A Demanding Astronaut
A Scared Herald
A Crying Coach
A Cerebral Programmer
A Misguided Yak Herder
A Cantakerous Servant
An Original Assassin
An Ignorant Record Producer
A Gentle Inventor
A Dogmatic Physician
A Methodical Nurse
A Magnanimous Principal
A Scornful Clockmaker
A Moralistic Chief of Police
A Certain Scout
A Slow Cab Driver
A Hostile Chauffeur
An Unlucky Scientist
An Obsessive Philanthropist
A Cold Painter
A Sore Customs Officer
A Careless Ambassador
A Freethinking Shepherd
A Thrilled Shaman
A Confidential Factory Worker
A Mistaken Goatherd
A Weak Guru
A Puritanical Lifeguard
A Sophisticated Wizard
An Impulsive Zookeeper
A Worried Taxidermist
A Selfless Tax Collector
A Physical Director
A Curious Lawyer
A Dejected Greengrocer
A Positive Accountant
A Sloppy Sage
An Astigmatic Dietician
An Empathetic Detective
A Hateful Deputy
An Inhibited Optometrist
A Resentful Game Show Host
A Reverential Juggler
A Zany Editor
An Impressive Salesperson
A Slow Ninja
A Hurried Wizard
A Grand Personal Trainer
A Religious Governor
A Humorous Sage
A Hesitant Real Estate Agent
A Vacuous Bodyguard
A Modern Assassin
A Hateful Security Guard
An Affectionate Janitor
A Fuming Lumberjack
A Courteous Magistrate
An Irresponsible Beggar
A Friendly Hairdresser
A Logical Jailer
A Hard Working Nanny
A Blissful Fisher
A Despairing Police Officer
A Reassured Hypnotist
A Pleased Violinist
A Moralistic Teacher
A Difficult Butcher
A Shrewd Interrogator
An Offensive Terrorist
A Forthright Court Jester
A Dignified Artist
A Secure Cartoonist
A Restrained Tailor
An Irritable Surgeon
A Weak-willed Shipwright
An Insecure Historian
A Sensitive Writer
An Angry Explorer
A Pathetic Sculptor
A Caring Spy
A Dedicated Sound Technician
An Adventurous Bank Robber
A Tactless Researcher
An Antisocial Physician
A Procrastinating Dentist
A Possessive Photographer
A Healthy Shepherd
A Proud Factory Worker
A Certain Butcher
A Gallant Chemist
A Persuasive Bandit
A Neat Shop Assistant
A Lovable Terrorist
A Spirited Sheriff
A Repugnant Monk
A Curious Chef
A Bored Assassin
A Surprised Firefighter
A Shallow Dentist
An Amazed Technician
A Destructive Sculptor
A Disgusting Garbage Collector
A Healthy Watchmaker
A Faithless Chicken Sexer
An Uncooperative Ambassador
A Desperate Playwright
A Courteous Surgeon
A Terrified Bartender
A Relaxed Merchant
A Paralyzed Bank Robber
A Thrilled Butcher
A Frisky Linguist
A Placid Conductor
An Inspired Beggar
A Humiliated Terrorist
A Helpful Dancer
A Perverse Sailor
A Silly Pianist
An Old-fashioned Magician
A Dull Pastor
A Fun-loving Scientist
An Artificial Hunter
A Lost Paramedic
A Criminal Teacher
An Irritated Jailer
An Unrestrained Painter
A Fashionable Chicken Sexer
A Suspicious Cosmonaut
A Dogmatic Scout
A Lazy Manager
A Wronged Chef
A Genuine Explorer
A Modern Firefighter
A Snoopy Lighthouse-keeper
An Expedient Park Ranger
A Strict Brewer
A Deep Matador
A Fortunate Cameraman
A Destructive Pastor
An Egocentric Philanthropist
A Sure Social Worker
A Tall Rat Catcher
An Inhibited Lifeguard
A Dry Navigator
An Unstable Carpenter
A Detestable Sailor
A Ticklish Pirate
An Unpatriotic Pianist
An Aggressive Undertaker
A Domineering Graphic Artist
A Physical Impersonator
A Doubtful Scientist
A Hefty Bartender
An Insincere Archer
A Moody Bandit
A Whimsical Private Detective
An Enraged Soldier
An Egocentric Actor
A Predatory Cook
A Content Builder
A Resourceful Rat Catcher
A Rejected Paramedic
A Dutiful Geologist
A Steely Lawyer
An Absentminded Poet
A Frustrated Butler
A Useless Scout
A Moody Nurse
A Repentant Thief
A Suave Marine
A Confident Interpreter
A Venomous Manager
A Freethinking Teacher
A Solemn Actor
An Uneasy Undertaker
A Modest Clown
A Daring Lumberjack
An Obedient Soldier
An Intuitive Guru
A Hurt Coroner
An Alarmed Dentist
An Energetic Explorer
A Quaking Broker
A Scrupulous Swineherd
An Abrasive Pickpocket
A Stable Janitor
A Warm Lawyer
A Sanctimonious Criminal
An Unbelieving Farmer
A Hidebound Physicist
A Scheming Receptionist
A High-handed Baker
A Self-critical Composer
A Quirky Pilot
An Unhealthy Builder
A Disconcerting Taxidermist
A Cowardly Writer
A Stiff Weaver
A Stubborn Deputy
A Confident Jeweler
An Intense Mechanic
An Independent Spy
An Agonizing Teacher
An Upset Surgeon
An Impulsive Actor
A Surprising Chef
A Perfectionist Singer
A Disruptive Violinist
A Faithless Musician
An Overjoyed Archer
An Honest Stunt Double
A Moralistic Bishop
A Festive Publisher
A Wise Interior Designer
A Satisfied Taxi-driver
A Hedonistic Blacksmith
A Hidebound Magician
A Paranoid Cameraman
A Relaxed Graphic Artist
An Arrogant Beggar
A Stupid Clerk
An Anxious Hairdresser
A Paralyzed Air Traffic Controller
A Dull Greengrocer
A Perplexed Teacher
A Distrustful Tailor
A Fuming Rat Catcher
An Uncomplaining Park Ranger
An Irrational Photographer
An Appalled Lawyer
A Youthful Choreographer
A Discreet Butcher
A Political Blacksmith
An Indifferent Painter
A Reactive Missionary
A Fashionable Barber
A Crying Zookeeper
A Thorough Biologist
A Paternalistic Builder
An Obsessive Swordsmith
A Hopeful Burglar
An Admirable Animal Trainer
A Nonchalant Taxi-driver
A Desolate Radiologist
An Idealistic Senator
A Maternal Guitarist
An Odd Artist
A Cantakerous Salesperson
A Meticulous Cheesemaker
A Dignified Merchant
A Tactless Veterinarian
A Hedonistic Mercenary
An Intelligent Marine
An Important Beggar
A Tearful Stonecutter
A Reflective Doctor
A Ruined Fishmonger
A Courageous Botanist
A Paternalistic Dentist
An Alarmed Inventor
A Fascinated Lawyer
A Ridiculous Bartender
A Narcissistic Conductor
A Rejected Candlemaker
A Willful Burglar
A Self-denying Hypnotist
An Overjoyed Sailor
A Playful Terrorist
An Incensed Chef
A Willing Wizard
A Sly Sleuth
A Dramatic Saxophonist
A Clear-headed Interior Designer
A Joyous Teacher
A Presumptuous Lumberjack
A Trusting Mobster
A Domineering Jailer
A Conscientious Explorer
A Shortsighted Poet
An Uncertain Firefighter
A Detestable Hunter
An Irritated Butcher
A Graceless Thief
A Worked Up Florist
A Witty Salesperson
A Blunt Cheesemaker
A Happy Plumber
A Reactionary Servant
A Tense Police Officer
A Responsible Lifeguard
An at Ease Screenwriter
An Intelligent Minister
A False Exterminator
A Genuine Singer
A Provoked Stonecutter
A Morbid Ornithologist
A Bewildered Inventor
A Blissful Cook
An Egocentric Bartender
A Cheating Mobster
A Crude Playwright
A Frisky Lawyer
A Quirky Teacher
An Intent Doctor
An Ignorant Professor
An Irritable Taxi-driver
A Surprising Evangelist
A Cultured Firefighter
A Mellow Cosmonaut
An Honest Courier
A Whimsical Graphic Artist
A Contemplative Sound Technician
An Unsentimental Criminal
An Amused Architect
An Uneasy Geologist
A Fanatical Blacksmith
A Closed off Spelunker
A Demanding Captain
An Impractical Locksmith
A Shallow Guitarist
A Responsible Hypnotist
A Thievish Scout
A Practical DJ
A Bright Cosmonaut
A Curious Guard
An Escapist Psychiatrist
A Grand Wizard
A Faithful Ninja
A Vivacious Guru
An Aggressive Air Traffic Controller
A Sweaty Ventriloquist
An Irresponsible Assassin
A Disgusting Police Officer
A Helpless Journalist
A Terrified Tattooist
A Presumptuous Shipwright
A Moody Interpreter
A Keen Lifeguard
A Mistaken Athlete
A Reflective Stonecutter
A Reassured Explorer
A Deep Writer
A Hypnotic Cheesemaker
A Sulky Bureaucrat
A Pessimistic Dressmaker
A Circumspect Court Jester
A Vulnerable Meteorologist
A Good-natured Monk
A Popular Private Detective
An Unbelieving Torturer
An Easy Factory Worker
A Restrained Guide
A Rigid Plumber
A Dissonant Missionary
A Sociable Butcher
A Mature Receptionist
An Amused Chef
A Punctual Baker
A Dull Shaman
A Ritualistic Journalist
An Absentminded Artist
A Deep Air Traffic Controller
A Tactless Dictator
An Impatient Greengrocer
A Bitter Astronaut
A Vivacious Game Show Host
A Plodding Violinist
A Moody Zookeeper
A Childish Referee
A Free and Easy Monk
A Blunt Chauffeur
A Vacuous Drug Dealer
A Complaining Trapper
An Articulate Guard
A Witty Swimmer
A Sedentary Teacher
An Insincere Chef
A Blissful Mobster
A Reverential Surgeon
An Invulnerable Lumberjack
An Incapable Lifeguard
A Crafty Dancer
A Forgiving Minister
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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