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A Restless Engineer
A Distracted Blacksmith
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A Wonderful Entrepreneur
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A Studious Herbalist
A Cultured Trapper
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A Sordid Impersonator
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A Sweet Drummer
A Mournful Innkeeper
A Loyal Soldier
A Hidebound Real Estate Agent
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A Resentful Journalist
A Personable Goatherd
A Dissonant Trapper
A Bright Hunter
A Smiling Candlemaker
A Daring Oracle
A Stupefied Screenwriter
A Handsome Detective
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A Pure Sage
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A Shrewd Professor
A Poor Hypnotist
An Indifferent Construction Worker
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A Well-meaning Bodyguard
A Mournful Clown
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A Lucky Matador
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An Optimistic Photographer
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An Invulnerable Mercenary
A Dismayed Goldsmith
A Mature Percussionist
A Frugal Construction Worker
A Studious Scientist
A Petty Truck Driver
A Well-rounded Shaman
An Impulsive Wizard
A Treacherous Real Estate Agent
A Rustic Game Show Host
A Gloomy Torturer
A Worked Up Dancer
An Inhibited Ninja
A Frivolous Impersonator
A Loving Astronaut
A Hedonistic Messenger
An Extreme Librarian
A Self-reliant Deputy
A Predictable Nurse
A Neat Inventor
A Gleeful Hypnotist
A Mystical Conductor
A Rejected Guru
An Idealistic Veterinarian
An Unfathomable Choreographer
A Realistic Composer
An Embarrassed Dentist
An Insecure Ninja
A Tidy Optometrist
A Careless Yak Herder
A Mannerless Bricklayer
A Resourceful Social Worker
A Well-read Actor
A Contemptible Chef
A Hefty Mathematician
A Steady Animal Trainer
An Imaginative Chemist
An Unprincipled Radiologist
A Balanced Bandit
An Insulting Security Guard
A Difficult Dancer
A Joyous Court Jester
A Fawning Sailor
A Dissatisfied Teacher
A Humble Farmer
A Sentimental Bureaucrat
An Educated Jeweler
A Crying Photographer
A Grim Spy
A Neglectful Beggar
A Stiff Executioner
A Brave Messenger
A Negativistic Broker
A Lonely Deputy
An Easily Discouraged Jailer
An Unpatriotic Entertainer
A Lazy Security Guard
A Disrespectful Fishmonger
An Impulsive Model
An Interested Pawnbroker
An Agonizing Jockey
A Guilty Antique Dealer
A Plodding Sculptor
A Playful Assassin
A Dramatic Matador
A Conciliatory Busker
A Zany Barber
A Disconcerting Minister
A Stubborn Historian
A Witty Gladiator
An Unlucky Surgeon
An Inert Interrogator
An Appalled Swineherd
A Short Guard
An Elated Sailor
An Enervated Welder
A Closed off Silversmith
A Troublesome Doctor
A Meticulous Botanist
A Fortunate Yodeler
A Sociable Shop Assistant
A Passionate Programmer
A Paralyzed Coach
A Reflective Brewer
A Sloppy Air Traffic Controller
A Brutal Bartender
A Cute Taxidermist
A Sulky Truck Driver
A Cheerful Soldier
A Perceptive Carpenter
A Stern Ventriloquist
A Fiery Editor
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A Cold Crook
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An Embarrassed Torturer
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A Serene Webmaster
An Affectionate Fishmonger
A Demanding Priest
A Logical Executioner
An Uncharitable Guitarist
A Punctual Percussionist
A Surprising Interrogator
A Big-thinking Entrepreneur
A Lost Security Guard
A Fuming Banker
A Frisky Record Producer
A Miserly Waiter
An Uncooperative Bonecarver
A Courteous Interior Designer
An Inoffensive Dictator
A Self-conscious Teacher
A Wealthy Paramedic
A Youthful Singer
A Frightening Personal Trainer
A Certain Bank Robber
An Educated Politician
A Neglectful DJ
A Heroic Surgeon
An Alienated Assassin
A Fanciful Shoemaker
A Vacuous Archaeologist
A Difficult Clown
A Conformist Pirate
A Tense Magician
A Power-hungry Author
A Political Lawyer
A Courteous Candlemaker
An Unfriendly Weaver
A Grand Spelunker
A Flamboyant Ambassador
An Overimaginative Chauffeur
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An Attractive Trapper
A Demanding Tax Collector
A Cheating Coroner
An Inflamed Juggler
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A Physical Bank Robber
A Captivating Doctor
A Tragic Herald
A Patriotic Explorer
A Superficial Researcher
A Disappointed Terrorist
A Frugal Mason
A Grief Waiter
A Warm Judge
A Pained Chemist
A Lost Screenwriter
A Cantakerous Saxophonist
A Tidy Bricklayer
A Miserable Farmer
An Irreverent Cab Driver
A Silly Bartender
A Gentle Composer
A Mature Soldier
A Restless Welder
A Humble Tax Collector
A Charismatic Governor
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A Misguided Engineer
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A Perverse Swordsmith
An Apathetic Teacher
A Bored Assassin
An Earnest Make-up Artist
An Old-fashioned Juggler
An Enervated Yak Herder
A Lovable Bank Robber
A Regretful Soldier
An Amoral Programmer
A Serious Explorer
A Crass Matador
A Subjective Scientist
A Pompous Terrorist
An Impatient Physician
A Plodding DJ
A Loving Gravedigger
A Methodical Veterinarian
An Irrational Pianist
A Folksy Captain
A Groovy Athlete
A Modern Sniper
A Secretive Artist
A Compassionate Painter
A Quiet Plumber
A Bitter Deputy
An Earnest Librarian
An Authoritarian Sleuth
An Agonized Thief
A Vague Choreographer
A Closed off Flight Attendant
An Uncertain Busker
A Precise Game Show Host
An Overimaginative Shepherd
An Uncomplaining Drummer
A Softheaded Technician
A Well-read Dressmaker
An Opportunistic Assassin
A Strong-willed Beautician
A Sensual Taxi-driver
An Unhealthy Beggar
A Clear-headed Marine
A Helpful Hotelier
A Dependent Cobbler
A Dignified Soldier
A Funny Truck Driver
A Steady Hunter
An Abrasive Psychiatrist
An Educated Ventriloquist
A Relaxed Dressmaker
A Contradictory Butcher
A Sentimental Manager
A Distrustful Mortician
A Dismayed Firefighter
An Amusing Technician
A Dejected Drug Dealer
An Affectionate Sailor
A Healthy Shoemaker
A Humiliated Spy
A Disillusioned Real Estate Agent
A Disorderly Doctor
A Friendly Dressmaker
A Charismatic Pirate
A Blissful Salesperson
An Unappreciative Magician
A Stylish Ninja
A Morbid Social Worker
A Reflective Police Officer
An Intrigued Soldier
A Dependent Construction Worker
A Mistaken Dictator
A Cowardly Welder
A Daring Shipwright
An Efficient Jeweler
A Difficult Painter
An Odd DJ
A Weak Model
A Bored Clerk
An Upright Gate-keeper
A Meticulous Court Jester
A Caring Surgeon
An Eager Sailor
A Conventional Messenger
An Irreligious Photographer
A Selfish Judge
A Fun-loving Dogcatcher
A Provocative Taxidermist
A Stern Personal Trainer
A Grief Social Worker
A Scholarly Zookeeper
A Useless Wedding Planner
A Reliable Cab Driver
A Vulnerable Builder
A Tenacious DJ
An Attractive Choreographer
A Placid Coach
A Certain Student
A Humble Model
An Oppressed Singer
A Shrewd Journalist
A Ravenous Spy
An Authoritarian Broker
A Joyous Inventor
A Pugnacious Evangelist
A Formal Paleontologist
A Daring Ditch Digger
A Shallow Chemist
A Serious Matador
A Gloomy Truck Driver
A Neglectful Swordsmith
An Intent Watchmaker
A Responsible Herbalist
A Heroic Innkeeper
A Scheming Lighthouse-keeper
A Steadfast Magician
A Dutiful Lawyer
A Wealthy Interpreter
A Nervous Deputy
A Reliable Bandit
A Nosy Greengrocer
A Troublesome Poet
A Tasteless Shaman
An Agonized Gravedigger
An Invisible Thief
A Selfless Translator
A Chummy Swimming Coach
An Observant Researcher
A Lovely Ambassador
A Beautiful Optometrist
An Orderly Minister
A Hurried Navigator
A Disloyal Coach
A Logical Park Ranger
A Depressed Chef
An Inhibited Burglar
A Disappointed Assassin
A Placid Chauffeur
A Pained Baker
An Earnest Veterinarian
A Crass Judge
A Reflective Lighthouse-keeper
An Efficient Executioner
A Handsome Beekeeper
A Loving Terrorist
A Dirty Ninja
A Friendly Journalist
A Helpful Spy
A Restless Publisher
A Driven Engineer
A Vulnerable Assassin
An Assertive Detective
A Silly Scout
A Small-thinking Musician
A Muddle-headed Private Detective
A Tasteful Marine
A Pompous Security Guard
A Disrespectful Guard
An Inert Pirate
A Gloomy Hunter
An Argumentative Thief
A Receptive Nurse
A Responsive Model
An Injured Botanist
A Shy Fortune-teller
A Sore Greengrocer
A Moody Criminal
A Mechanical Assassin
A Serious Mason
A Liberated Zookeeper
A Rowdy Ventriloquist
A Whimsical Executioner
An Original Hairdresser
A Ravenous Paramedic
An Irrational Guru
An Irreligious Nurse
A Vague Painter
A Stupid Soldier
A High-spirited Firefighter
An Extreme Ambassador
A Patriotic Chef
A Respectful Security Guard
A Thankful Singer
A Weird Welder
A Trendy Real Estate Agent
A Tragic Zookeeper
A Narrow-minded Make-up Artist
An Obsessive Terrorist
A Cautious Barista
A Delighted Artist
An Unsentimental Banker
A Stubborn Cosmonaut
A Thievish Dentist
An Old Jailer
A Decadent Marine
A Petty Archer
A Trembling Bank Robber
A Happy Butcher
A Dependent Juggler
A Miserly Painter
An Unstable Interrogator
An Indignant Computer Programmer
A Loyal Referee
A Distrustful Blacksmith
A Deceptive Nanny
A Disruptive Conductor
A Submissive Captain
A Forthright Dogcatcher
A Responsible Secretary
A Confidential Merchant
A Young Technician
A Political Scientist
A Cultured Bishop
A Contemplative Pirate
A Self-effacing Firefighter
A Trustworthy Watchmaker
A Modest Stonecutter
A Perverse Guard
A Haughty Antique Dealer
A Progressive Bank Robber
A Disorganized Oracle
An Uneasy Hypnotist
A Repentant Winemaker
A Coarse Shoemaker
An Embarrassed Reporter
An Intuitive Poet
A Forceful Construction Worker
A Discouraging Chef
A Fascinated Bodyguard
A Wishful Graphic Artist
A Cheerful Wizard
A Sympathetic Fraudster
A Detestable Spy
An Outspoken Security Guard
A Liberated Archer
A Good-natured Writer
A Neat Astronaut
An Honorable Factory Worker
An Uninhibited Criminal
An Impulsive Botanist
A Boisterous Sailor
A Pessimistic Zookeeper
An at Ease Merchant
A Brave Artist
A Curious Soldier
An Unhealthy Sniper
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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