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An Earnest Webmaster
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A Receptive Reporter
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An Engrossed Computer Programmer
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A Hateful Musician
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A Vivacious Spin Doctor
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A Freethinking Model
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A Lousy Chemist
A Moralistic Editor
A False Cook
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A Personable Barber
A Timid Juggler
An Easily Discouraged Lawyer
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A Pure Astronaut
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A Cooperative Philanthropist
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A Healthy Gardener
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A Bold Hunter
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A Doubtful Fishmonger
A Plodding Athlete
A Spontaneous Sheepshearer
An Insightful Bishop
A Self-critical Painter
An Empty Drug Dealer
A Neutral Stonecutter
A Deep Swimming Coach
A Closed off Air Traffic Controller
An Earnest Sniper
An Unpleasant Jockey
A Resentful Fortune-teller
An Extraordinary Model
A Pathetic Security Guard
A Groovy Pastor
A Fanciful Clockmaker
A Sulky Taxi-driver
A Pompous Wizard
An Admirable Ventriloquist
A High-minded Receptionist
A Childish Garbage Collector
An Incorruptible Swimming Coach
A Tactless Exterminator
A Certain Barber
An Unhealthy Ninja
A Submissive Cameraman
A Plodding Pharmacist
A Power-hungry Mechanic
A Cultured Fashion Designer
A Logical Singer
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A Conciliatory Violinist
A Lying Saxophonist
An Old Security Guard
A Threatened Taxidermist
An Artificial Gondolier
An Unhealthy Messenger
An Erratic Police Officer
A Helpless Matador
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A Steadfast Deputy
A Cute Air Traffic Controller
An Emotional Surgeon
A Short Accountant
A Plodding Goldsmith
A Tolerant Painter
A Familial Governor
A Mechanical Stunt Double
A Progressive Undertaker
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A Difficult Diver
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An Offended Bodyguard
A Relaxed Diplomat
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An Unhealthy Programmer
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A Perverse Executioner
A Competitive Sniper
A Considerate Bank Robber
A Superstitious Shop Assistant
A Strong-willed Air Traffic Controller
A Trembling Swordsmith
A Shallow Electrician
An Impressive Shepherd
A Caring Mobster
A Benevolent Barber
A Mournful Captain
A Deceptive Choreographer
A Curious Teacher
A Repentant Inventor
A Driven Customs Officer
A Pretentious Sniper
A Sloppy Assassin
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An Alert Sculptor
An Organized Builder
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A Jubilant Historian
A Distrustful Magistrate
An Agreeable Tattooist
A Woeful Receptionist
An Athletic Herbalist
An Unstable Clown
A Dependent Playwright
A Brutal Bishop
A Bitter Drug Dealer
A Glamorous Janitor
An Eager Surgeon
A Satisfied Taxi-driver
A Venomous Guide
A Threatened Shop Assistant
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A High-minded Bank Robber
An Incapable Mechanic
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A Witty Explorer
A Forgiving Air Traffic Controller
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A Fickle Police Officer
A Disturbing Priest
A Modern Painter
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An Indignant Interpreter
A Lousy Pawnbroker
A Courageous Goatherd
A Studious Rabbi
An Egocentric Burglar
A Caring Artist
A Well-meaning Wedding Planner
A Neurotic Air Traffic Controller
A Perfectionist Hunter
A Stable DJ
A Disappointed Minister
A Helpless Sniper
A Patient Optometrist
An Unhappy Astronaut
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A Sensual Firefighter
A Venomous Bonecarver
A Humorous Florist
A Brave Historian
An Authoritarian Ornithologist
A Reactive Swordsmith
A Freethinking Inventor
A Cheating Chemist
A Devoted Author
A Bewildered Poet
A Restless Clockmaker
A Destructive Comedian
A Discouraging Sailor
A Clear-headed Police Officer
A Disgusting Botanist
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A High-handed Barber
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A Hardworking Playwright
A Pure Wizard
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An Inquisitive Mobster
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A Zany Juggler
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A Quiet Astronaut
An Antisocial Gate-keeper
A Dissonant Cheesemaker
A Progressive Courier
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An Amazing Poet
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An Idealistic Security Guard
A Shortsighted Governor
A Discouraged Detective
A Scheming Electrician
An Objective Terrorist
An Alarmed Beggar
A Handsome Bonecarver
A Despairing Swordsmith
A Submissive Zookeeper
A Fascinated Pickpocket
A Mellow Marshal
A Steady Fashion Designer
A Morbid Pilot
A Tearful Mortician
A Disruptive Goatherd
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A Distracted Barber
A Brilliant Pickpocket
A Careless Waiter
A Provoked Beautician
A Playful Illustrator
A Detestable Thief
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A Curious Monk
An Unsure Programmer
A Personable Wizard
A Wise Shepherd
An Unrestrained Engineer
A Blunt Tattooist
A Funky Rat Catcher
An Insightful Taxidermist
A Satisfied Cook
A Depressed Swineherd
A Hefty Game Show Host
An Obnoxious Cab Driver
A Sulky Archer
A Shy Florist
A Passionate Interpreter
A Courteous Chemist
A Prudent Impersonator
A Trendy Gate-keeper
A Barbaric Dancer
An Ambitious Undertaker
A Delighted Hairdresser
A Strong-willed Spin Doctor
An Apathetic Assassin
An Agonizing DJ
A Tense Salesperson
A Captivating Farmer
A Wary Biologist
A Dirty Jailer
A Loving Poet
A Frightening Reporter
A Glad Taxi-driver
A Rigid Tailor
A Rational Fortune-teller
A Fatigued Conductor
A Ridiculous Playwright
A Sophisticated Burglar
A Fashionable Truck Driver
An Unbelieving Paleontologist
An Inquisitive Deputy
A Circumspect Tax Collector
A Disillusioned Stunt Double
An Effeminate Chef
A Shy Lawyer
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A Decent Thief
A Trendy Clockmaker
An Inhibited Actor
An Arbitrary Plumber
A Serious Priest
A Regimental Crook
A Perverse Pastor
A Dramatic Scout
A Monstrous Rabbi
A Clean Musician
A Faithless Secretary
A Restrained Tailor
A Sly Farmer
A Cheating Brewer
A Superstitious Miner
An Ugly Herbalist
A Focused Clown
A Certain Builder
An Exciting Senator
A Tolerant Optometrist
A Frisky Terrorist
A Lousy Wizard
An Extravagant Private Detective
A Trembling Librarian
An Overjoyed Programmer
A Deceitful Sniper
A Guilty Truck Driver
A Meddlesome Barber
A Relaxed Bureaucrat
A Sure Executioner
A Crafty Painter
A Troublesome Actor
A Solemn Spy
A Criminal Greengrocer
An Expedient Construction Worker
A Faithful Tax Collector
A Festive Historian
An Unhealthy Chef
A Selfless Researcher
An Uncomplaining Burglar
A Vindictive Cheesemaker
A High-handed Judge
An Old-fashioned Deputy
An Elated Monk
A Restless Optometrist
A Dynamic Hotelier
A Progressive Chemist
An Embarrassed Zookeeper
A Barbaric Juggler
An Exciting Watchmaker
An Unlovable Sage
A Skeptical Crook
An Inflamed Author
A Glamorous Sailor
A Solitary Criminal
An Extreme Police Officer
An Old-fashioned Baker
A Bitter Accountant
A Dirty Brewer
A Selfish Politician
An Agonized Doctor
A Pompous Dietician
An Honorable Wizard
A Frugal Surgeon
A High-spirited Teacher
A Sly Barber
A Vague Explorer
An Unprincipled Sniper
A Crafty Bank Robber
An Observant Cook
A Panicked Weaver
An Idiosyncratic Spin Doctor
A Discouraged Shaman
A Hardworking Assassin
A High-minded Magician
A False Merchant
An Uneasy Social Worker
A Stupefied Swimming Coach
A Helpful Ventriloquist
A Treacherous Physicist
A Weak Police Officer
An Ugly Librarian
A Foolish Paramedic
A Progressive Writer
An Anxious Trapper
An Uncaring Entrepreneur
A Clumsy Meteorologist
A Warm Marshal
A Superficial Guide
A Sexy Jockey
A Neglectful Editor
An Empathetic Plumber
A Cooperative Farmer
An Indignant Soldier
A Reliable Burglar
A Gentle Interpreter
An Appreciative Hairdresser
A Paternalistic Percussionist
A Curious Scientist
A Self-effacing Builder
A Dogmatic Flight Attendant
A Scrupulous Beekeeper
An Enigmatic Bartender
A Sensitive Sleuth
A Hurt Lifeguard
A Secure Gravedigger
A Magnanimous Thief
A Well-read Goldsmith
An Expedient Fashion Designer
A Pugnacious Hypnotist
A Difficult Publisher
A Cute Bricklayer
A Laughing Meteorologist
An Offensive Ninja
A Completely Normal Record Producer
A Passive Screenwriter
A Sore Coach
An Enraged Researcher
A Quirky Athlete
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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