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An Extraordinary Historian
An Empty Shepherd
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An Expedient Paleontologist
A Physical Saxophonist
A Reassured Butler
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A Sorrowful Archaeologist
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A Bold Pilot
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A Dynamic Paramedic
A Wise Drummer
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An Impressionable Oracle
A Joyous Ventriloquist
A Lonely Composer
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An Adventurous Hunter
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An Excitable Shipwright
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An Earnest Detective
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A Narrow-minded Mortician
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An Erratic Doctor
An Idiosyncratic Barber
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An Honorable Zookeeper
An Angry Electrician
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A Methodical Taxidermist
A Perceptive Model
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An Inhibited Busker
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A Fatigued Coroner
An Uncertain Doctor
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An Impatient Illustrator
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A Hedonistic Nurse
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A Meddlesome Shepherd
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A Maternal Photographer
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A Sly DJ
A Glamorous Chef
An Impersonal Torturer
A Nonchalant Antique Dealer
An Articulate Executioner
An Elegant Mobster
A Sweet Bureaucrat
An Incensed Thief
A Meddlesome Coach
An Alert Teacher
An Enthusiastic Zookeeper
A Sanctimonious Model
An Erratic Baker
An Indecisive Truck Driver
A Superficial Pickpocket
A Grand Pirate
A Crazy Factory Worker
An Outrageous Writer
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An Overimaginative Antique Dealer
A Fashionable Lawyer
A Friendly Saxophonist
An Independent Torturer
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An Opportunistic Bank Robber
A Humiliated Herbalist
A Hefty Sniper
An Honorable Jockey
A Hesitant Surgeon
A Phlegmatic Mechanic
An Alone Priest
An Eager Watchmaker
An Envious Veterinarian
An Irreverent Tax Collector
A Frivolous Astronaut
A Fashionable Air Traffic Controller
A Lovable Sheriff
An Invulnerable Marshal
An Honest Gladiator
An Insincere Magician
A Frisky Interrogator
A Determined Violinist
An Attractive Matador
An Affectionate DJ
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A Softheaded Governor
A Haughty Drummer
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A Competitive Farmer
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A Self-indulgent Detective
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A Glad Burglar
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A Tough Interpreter
An Open-minded Model
A Fanatical Matador
A Desolate Lifeguard
A Skinny Chef
A Nosy Farmer
A Self-effacing Impersonator
A Chummy Truck Driver
A Suspicious DJ
A Fashionable Composer
A Moralistic Shepherd
A Selfish Cameraman
An Ugly Personal Trainer
A Loving Computer Programmer
A Precise Miner
A Tender Hypnotist
A Reverential Gladiator
A Popular Social Worker
An Unlovable Juggler
An Obvious Spy
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An Encouraged Tattooist
A Sweaty Scientist
A Circumspect Blacksmith
A Blissful Sniper
A Merry Messenger
A Pedantic Doctor
A Sensitive Hunter
A Vague Guru
A Predictable Busker
A Self-sufficent Goldsmith
A Silly Ventriloquist
A Ruined Clockmaker
A Predatory Sailor
An Indecisive Beekeeper
A Patriotic DJ
A Concerned Fishmonger
An Aloof Pickpocket
An Impatient Dressmaker
A Domineering Waiter
A Heartbroken Botanist
A Prejudiced Oracle
A Pessimistic Guru
A Cold Courier
A Selfless Court Jester
An Extraordinary Busker
A Softheaded Coroner
A Blunt Singer
An Obnoxious Teacher
A Disorganized Ornithologist
A Tough Psychiatrist
A Circumspect Sniper
An Uncooperative Hairdresser
A Self-reliant Imam
An Unlucky Athlete
A Reassured Detective
A Certain Veterinarian
An Intrigued Bank Robber
An Incensed Private Detective
A Bewildered Fisher
A Warm Shoemaker
An Old-fashioned Botanist
An Extraordinary Spelunker
A Snoopy Cook
An Agonized Boatbuilder
An Honest Trapper
A Sharing Percussionist
A Pathetic Bodyguard
A Vivacious Optometrist
A Self-critical Weaver
An Uninhibited Dictator
An Inhibited Composer
A Pleased Fortune-teller
A Disrespectful Painter
An Attractive Broker
An Incorruptible Receptionist
An Intrigued Oracle
A Mournful Torturer
A Tragic Welder
A Liberated Pickpocket
An Enervated Barista
A Predatory Veterinarian
A Dishonest Messenger
A Fatigued Guitarist
A Captivating Pilot
A Glad Beautician
A Neat Gladiator
A Tasteful Archaeologist
A Lustful Sleuth
An Eager Drummer
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