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A Frightened Secretary
A Strong Dentist
A Sore Hunter
A Spontaneous Illustrator
A Magnanimous Spin Doctor
A Barbaric Judge
A Noncompetitive Burglar
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A Frugal Butcher
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A Sober Dogcatcher
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A Decent Mobster
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A Gleeful Interior Designer
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An Empty Composer
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An Honorable Author
An Unhappy Magician
An Invisible Wizard
A Difficult Butler
A Dynamic Antique Dealer
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An Irritated Fortune-teller
An Irritable Gravedigger
A Gentle Merchant
A Panicked Detective
An Extravagant Clown
A Cruel Clockmaker
An Easily Discouraged Dentist
An Engrossed Dogcatcher
An Empathetic Teacher
An Unpredicatable Matador
A Wise Chauffeur
A Worked Up Soldier
A Hungry Air Traffic Controller
A Dignified Sailor
A Weak-willed Spin Doctor
A Questioning Historian
A Trendy Burglar
A Realistic Physician
An Indecisive Computer Programmer
A Pessimistic Clerk
A Quirky Interrogator
A Cold Crook
A Tender Mason
A Gracious Dressmaker
A Quaking Marine
An Enervated Guru
A Balanced Swineherd
A Competitive Assassin
A Cantakerous Beggar
An Earnest Bank Robber
A Magnanimous Personal Trainer
A Protective Mayor
A Compulsive Sound Technician
A Lonely Gladiator
A Possessive Wedding Planner
A Frustrated Goatherd
A Fanatical Beautician
A Questioning Surgeon
An Impressionable Percussionist
A Methodical Miner
An Optimistic Sniper
A Sharing Police Officer
An Impressive Farmer
A Stylish Dogcatcher
A Sober Guide
A Decadent Swordsmith
An Alone Fisher
An Imaginative Bricklayer
A Heartbroken Poet
A Moody Judge
An Empty Court Jester
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A Lovable Construction Worker
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An Incensed Torturer
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An Earnest Tattooist
A Fawning Manicurist
A Petty Senator
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A Jolly Beekeeper
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A Painstaking Fishmonger
A Lazy Hairdresser
A Flexible Bodyguard
A Keen Guru
A Helpless Pirate
An Envious Geologist
A Hateful Explorer
A Focused Dietician
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A Bold Teacher
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An Attractive Matador
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A Well-read Bartender
A Free and Easy Archer
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A Mechanical Ornithologist
A Negativistic Physicist
A Ticklish Mortician
An Irritable Diplomat
A Hard Working Bodyguard
A Receptive DJ
An Uncomplaining Janitor
A Responsive Pianist
A Benevolent Security Guard
A Popular Sheriff
A Kind Sniper
An Excited Receptionist
A Charismatic Guard
A Tearful Scout
A Hedonistic Truck Driver
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A Narrow-minded Pawnbroker
A Religious Comedian
A Deceitful Wizard
A Tidy Manicurist
An Encouraged Bartender
A Disinterested Sniper
A Mannered Linguist
A Neglectful Chemist
A Dreamy Director
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A Handsome DJ
A Physical Psychiatrist
A Disconcerting Senator
An Insecure Surgeon
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A Disruptive Playwright
A Sociable Singer
A Shallow Painter
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A Chummy Shepherd
An Impressive Poet
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A Cowardly Philanthropist
A Hungry Explorer
A Complacent Gravedigger
A Crafty Soldier
An Alienated Sleuth
A Sober Captain
A High-spirited Burglar
A Confident Swordsmith
An Unambitious Architect
An Original Butcher
A Moody Archaeologist
A Mealymouthed Mayor
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A Bewildered Torturer
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A Cooperative Guitarist
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A Popular Innkeeper
A Dirty Pianist
An Amiable Cobbler
A Playful Biologist
A Gracious Impersonator
A Disciplined Oracle
A Progressive Tailor
An Unsure Soldier
A Self-denying Dancer
A Thorough Archer
A Dreamy Scout
A Fuming Air Traffic Controller
A Tactless Guide
A Sharing Magician
A Self-reliant Interrogator
A Timid Veterinarian
A Muddle-headed Barista
A Sly Musician
A Slow Flight Attendant
A Curious Astronaut
A Stubborn Teacher
A Responsive Wizard
A Self-conscious Singer
A Conventional Tax Collector
A Fascinated Carpenter
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A Terrible Reporter
A Logical Beautician
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A Disruptive Guitarist
A Brutal Psychiatrist
A Focused Surgeon
An Overimaginative Poet
A Morbid Chef
An Insecure Terrorist
A Heartbroken Dancer
A Desolate Doctor
A Patriotic Explorer
A Cheerful Technician
A Well-read Knight
A Surprising Air Traffic Controller
An Inert Nurse
A Shy Cheesemaker
A Quiet Model
A Possessive Swineherd
An Unhealthy Reporter
A Hidebound Ninja
A Strong-willed Tattooist
A Rebellious Lifeguard
An Opportunistic Judge
A Sedentary Dogcatcher
A Pure Sleuth
An Aimless Diver
A Plodding Exterminator
An Ignorant Lighthouse-keeper
A Protective Manager
A Sore Priest
An Insightful Ditch Digger
An Unfathomable Fashion Designer
A Threatened Cab Driver
A Careless Tattooist
A Serene Waiter
A Young Evangelist
A Disappointed Private Detective
A Genuine Shaman
An Extraordinary Trapper
A Modest Ninja
A Confident Sailor
A Bored Candlemaker
A Fun-loving Executioner
An Indifferent Taxi-driver
A Paralyzed Assassin
A Responsive Beggar
An Ecstatic Surgeon
A Loving Terrorist
An Invisible Teacher
A Cheating Shepherd
A Charismatic Impersonator
A Sporting Dressmaker
An Indecisive Bricklayer
A Thrilled Painter
A Trustworthy Secretary
An Infatuated Make-up Artist
A Well-meaning Paramedic
A Gentle Chimney-sweep
A Mystical Chief of Police
A Dejected Gravedigger
A Provoked Servant
A Stubborn Thief
A Grief Conductor
An Old Author
A Selfish Surgeon
An Intelligent Trapper
An Extraordinary Judge
A Hardy Merchant
A Hateful Chemist
A Festive Herbalist
A Humble Imam
A Pedantic Translator
A Sweet Lifeguard
A Lovable Evangelist
A Cruel Pilot
An Adventurous Archer
A Self-denying Bureaucrat
A Neglectful Taxidermist
A Compassionate Thief
A Moralistic Animal Trainer
A Deceptive Pawnbroker
An Uneasy Construction Worker
A Skeptical Weaver
An Unappreciative Bodyguard
A Disciplined Rabbi
A Practical Saxophonist
A Unique Goatherd
A Forgiving Barber
A Stiff Coach
An Incensed Tattooist
A Genuine Dogcatcher
A Discontented Air Traffic Controller
A Crass Soldier
A Gentle Beekeeper
A Complaining Mercenary
An Aggressive Fraudster
A Leisurely Torturer
A Happy Herbalist
A Procrastinating Flight Attendant
A Purposeful Wizard
A Gleeful Illustrator
A Sarcastic Chief of Police
A Hardy Ornithologist
An Empty Lifeguard
A Sordid Winemaker
A Sophisticated Beggar
A Weak-willed Saxophonist
A Frugal Yak Herder
A Neat Astronaut
An Amusing Fortune-teller
A Dirty Archer
A Moralistic Monk
A Deceitful Priest
A Desperate Court Jester
A Neurotic Butcher
A Tasteful Air Traffic Controller
An Insincere Magician
A Sloppy Conductor
An Unlucky Entrepreneur
A Strict Customs Officer
A Self-denying Reporter
A Considerate Dentist
A Captivating Governor
An Ignorant Writer
An Original Priest
A Cheerful Beekeeper
A Noncompetitive Researcher
An Abrupt Captain
An Ecstatic Fortune-teller
An Observant Saxophonist
A Disobedient Knight
A Sharing Photographer
A Shortsighted Juggler
An Unlovable Bricklayer
A Greedy Missionary
A Dismayed Undertaker
A Debonair Security Guard
A Depressed Criminal
A Sensitive Baker
A Single-minded Doctor
A Contemplative Sailor
A Helpful Fortune-teller
A Mystical Weaver
A Meticulous Burglar
A Simple Swineherd
A Bitter Gravedigger
A Soft Hotelier
An Extravagant Game Show Host
A Guilty Journalist
A Wronged Hunter
An Old-fashioned Secretary
An Intense Composer
An Invulnerable Make-up Artist
A Sharing Taxidermist
A Mannerless Reporter
An Agreeable Sniper
A Perverse Physician
An Obnoxious Crook
A Circumspect Shaman
A Ready Barista
A Heartbroken Detective
A Determined Bank Robber
An Obsessive Receptionist
A Clever Priest
An Alert Teacher
A Mistaken Ornithologist
A Careless Coach
A Funky Assassin
A Gullible Chauffeur
An Overjoyed Veterinarian
An Imaginative Fraudster
An Old-fashioned Senator
A Sorrowful Waiter
An Unimaginative Shipwright
A Serious Tattooist
An Insightful Sculptor
A Forgetful Factory Worker
A Detestable Doctor
A Neglectful Jockey
A Joyous Dictator
A Regretful Tailor
A Hidebound Detective
A Practical Swineherd
A Woeful Dancer
A Worried Mobster
An Inconsiderate Spy
An One-dimensional Carver
A Superficial Chemist
A Miserable Sniper
A Disloyal Ventriloquist
A Dreamy Diver
An Effeminate Radiologist
An Obsessive Archer
A Discouraging Court Jester
A Miserly Sailor
An Uncomplaining Game Show Host
A Wise Marshal
An Insensitive Entrepreneur
A Bright Secretary
An Obvious Judge
A Fearful Bandit
A Tasteful Webmaster
A Heartbroken Athlete
An Outspoken Record Producer
A Passionate Clerk
A Desperate Clown
A Trendy Gondolier
A Grieved Flight Attendant
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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