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A Patient Secretary
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An Elegant Lifeguard
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An Ignorant Florist
A Clean Builder
A Wishful Jailer
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An Unpredicatable Archaeologist
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An Unsure Real Estate Agent
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A Careless Senator
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A Pleased Chef
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A Pompous Oracle
A Young Explorer
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A Cheerful Evangelist
An Individualistic Photographer
A Bold Monk
An Honorable Chemist
A Bright Coach
An Embarrassed Park Ranger
An Honest Gravedigger
A Difficult Clown
A Free and Easy Butler
An Efficient Student
An Infuriated Cartoonist
An Innovative Beekeeper
An Indulgent Locksmith
A Selfish Sleuth
A Solemn Cosmonaut
A Helpful Swordsmith
A Mawkish Bonecarver
A Colorful Wizard
A Cold Barista
A Scornful Geologist
An Unrestrained Deputy
A Brutal Private Detective
A Self-reliant Shaman
An Incorruptible Sheriff
An Affectionate Reporter
A High-minded Surgeon
A Detestable Swimmer
An Old-fashioned Thief
A Faithful Firefighter
A Reassured Detective
A Shrewd Comedian
A Powerless Swimming Coach
A Private Hairdresser
An Ignorant Exotic Dancer
A Contradictory Conductor
A Grieved Guide
A Preoccupied Sleuth
A Procrastinating Drug Dealer
A Despairing Deputy
An Efficient Animal Trainer
A Repugnant Violinist
A Sore Taxidermist
A Dry Taxi-driver
A Heroic DJ
A Physical Soldier
An Alienated Hunter
A Passionate Merchant
A Noncommittal Politician
A Confident Magician
A High-handed Cook
A Moralistic Dictator
An Enigmatic Fortune-teller
A Guileless Hotelier
A Cheerful Bank Robber
A Fun-loving Yak Herder
An Amazed Writer
An Inquisitive Greengrocer
A Focused Paramedic
A Sentimental Mercenary
An Ecstatic Pilot
A Secretive Customs Officer
An Encouraged Juggler
A Tolerant Deputy
A Bland Sheepshearer
A Hard Working Cheesemaker
A Cowardly Pharmacist
A Ticklish Secretary
An Obedient Fashion Designer
A Whimsical Conductor
An Unpleasant Matador
A Muddle-headed Tax Collector
A Neglectful Astronaut
A Zany Butcher
A Political Bank Robber
A Money-minded Spelunker
A Calculating Clown
An Indecisive Cartoonist
A Vindictive Air Traffic Controller
A Sad Goldsmith
An Agonized Dentist
A Skillful Biologist
A Cruel Lifeguard
A Paranoid Archer
An Unsure Wizard
An Understanding Dictator
A Generous Bank Robber
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An Obvious Manicurist
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An Amiable Librarian
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A Guileless Chauffeur
A Paralyzed Beggar
An Abrupt Entrepreneur
An Empathetic Surgeon
A Mealymouthed Real Estate Agent
An Arbitrary Saxophonist
An Exciting Chef
A Genuine Undertaker
An One-dimensional Exotic Dancer
A Forgetful Police Officer
A Free and Easy Florist
A Dirty Garbage Collector
A Graceless Spin Doctor
A Tense Silversmith
A Selfish Hotelier
A Bizarre Manicurist
An Ecstatic Hunter
A Reactionary Spy
An Odd Undertaker
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A Serene Pawnbroker
A Devoted Mechanic
A Logical Cheesemaker
A Heroic Barber
A Compulsive Archer
A Tearful Taxidermist
A Tidy Greengrocer
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A Businesslike Park Ranger
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A Sharing Beekeeper
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A Submissive Oracle
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A Solemn Lawyer
A Destructive DJ
An Upset Doctor
A Dishonest Courier
A Caring Impersonator
An One-dimensional Astronaut
A Soft Ninja
A Repugnant Shaman
A Patriotic Criminal
An Inferior Tailor
An Ugly Cobbler
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A Panicked Executioner
A Thievish Teacher
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A Sly Torturer
A Morbid Missionary
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A Curious Swimmer
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A Pessimistic Assassin
A Sanctimonious Courier
An Irreverent Mechanic
A Tactless Fraudster
A Serious Wizard
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An Assertive Shoemaker
An Impressive Evangelist
A Bright Receptionist
A Cheerful Shipwright
A Trusting Diplomat
A Pleased Watchmaker
A Hesitant Shepherd
A Mechanical Conductor
An Engrossed Herald
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A Physical Zookeeper
An Inferior Merchant
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A Practical DJ
An Admirable Diplomat
A Gracious Fortune-teller
A Peaceful Paramedic
An Understanding Sailor
An Emotional Chef
A Reactionary Sheepshearer
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A Principled Politician
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A Sympathetic Sculptor
An Irrational Broker
A Caring Journalist
A Threatened Veterinarian
A Sly Poet
A Cruel Impersonator
A Dismayed Singer
A Protective Courier
An Unlovable Choreographer
An Efficient Bishop
A Purposeful Sheriff
A Maternal Sailor
A Scholarly Spin Doctor
A Forceful Bonecarver
An Earnest Cook
A Quaking Clown
A Thievish Mechanic
A Small-thinking Carver
A Tense Pharmacist
A Secretive Jeweler
An Excitable Watchmaker
A Cheerful Firefighter
A Proud Winemaker
A Dogmatic Director
A Careless Plumber
An Easy Private Detective
A Familial Security Guard
A Sociable Guitarist
A Responsible Evangelist
An Unpleasant Blacksmith
A Sorrowful Assassin
A Fortunate Hypnotist
A Hardworking Lighthouse-keeper
An Obsessive Librarian
A Moody Personal Trainer
An Unimaginative Clockmaker
An Enraged Coach
A Detestable Burglar
A Deep Police Officer
A High-minded Judge
A Puritanical Carver
A Unique Priest
An Unlovable Poet
An Impatient Archer
A Guileless Salesperson
An Optimistic Pawnbroker
A High-handed Lifeguard
A Stiff Lumberjack
A Faithful Weaver
A Pleased Soldier
An Indulgent Missionary
A Shallow Astronaut
A Surprising Carver
An Intense Professor
A Completely Normal Comedian
A Cerebral Hairdresser
An Uncomplaining Actor
A Bewildered Fishmonger
An Abrasive Programmer
A Content Receptionist
A Fraudulent Park Ranger
A Deep Silversmith
A Coarse Assassin
A Crude Flight Attendant
A Purposeful Shop Assistant
An Impressionable Ambassador
A Sober Peddlar
A Ridiculous Taxi-driver
A Crazy Lifeguard
A Perverse Researcher
An Unfriendly Customs Officer
A Humiliated Candlemaker
A Conceited Garbage Collector
A Cowardly Yak Herder
An Uncomplaining Soldier
A Petty Writer
A Scared Nurse
A Conformist Waiter
A Discontented Technician
A Stubborn Reporter
A Cruel Guitarist
A Paranoid Bishop
An Easily Discouraged Cosmonaut
A Frisky Librarian
An Intolerant Assassin
A Frustrated Firefighter
A Stupid Choreographer
A Considerate Butcher
A Logical Entertainer
A Folksy Psychiatrist
A Cross Sheriff
An Assertive Brewer
An Insulting Baker
A Useless Herbalist
A Merry Teacher
An Offended Pawnbroker
An Unlovable Inventor
An Impatient Stonecutter
An Unlucky Cartoonist
A Weary Drug Dealer
A Forceful Lumberjack
An Appalled Zookeeper
A Sensitive Computer Programmer
An Outrageous Detective
A Sore Goatherd
A Disorganized Priest
A Shortsighted Innkeeper
An Inspired Greengrocer
A Deceitful Courier
An Indignant Merchant
A Reserved Pirate
An Amazing Physicist
A Confused Bandit
An Old-fashioned Cosmonaut
An Antisocial Criminal
A Gracious Clown
A Clear-headed Student
An Excitable Blacksmith
A Flexible Ornithologist
A Realistic Terrorist
A Comfortable Pastor
A Receptive Sheriff
A Superficial Biologist
An Encouraged Philanthropist
An Ignorant Librarian
A Woeful Physicist
A Possessive Guru
A Clever Servant
A Friendly Fashion Designer
An Inoffensive Bartender
An Articulate Clerk
A Moody Painter
A Pleased Barista
A Phlegmatic Police Officer
A Relaxed Undertaker
A Meticulous Candlemaker
A Perplexed Wizard
A Noncompetitive Busker
A Slow Composer
A Self-reliant Criminal
A Solitary Paramedic
A Tearful Pilot
A Hefty Sailor
A Decisive Deputy
A Grand Builder
A Bold Mason
A Childish Electrician
An Unpleasant Beekeeper
A Despairing Principal
A Dejected Police Officer
An Unbelieving Lawyer
A Trusting DJ
A Sore Wizard
A Reassured Fortune-teller
An Objective Sculptor
An Uncomplaining Publisher
A Merry Marshal
A Woeful Doctor
An Extraordinary Medic
An Honorable Hairdresser
A Noncompetitive Bricklayer
A Vacuous Sailor
A Messy Manicurist
A Satisfied Butcher
A Conservative Secretary
A Beautiful Gravedigger
An Astigmatic Gardener
An Old-fashioned Hunter
An Obedient Lawyer
A Skeptical Entrepreneur
An Alert Paramedic
A Delicate Mechanic
A Contradictory Pickpocket
An Alone Pastor
An Athletic Baker
An Uncomplaining Detective
A Pretentious Beggar
An Impressionable DJ
A Misguided Air Traffic Controller
An Opportunistic Criminal
An Extraordinary Bandit
A Scornful Gladiator
A Stoic Executioner
A Mechanical Game Show Host
An Honorable Painter
A Reflective Medic
A Colorful Assassin
A Funny Photographer
A Rigid Entrepreneur
A Shortsighted Tattooist
An Offensive Guide
An Unappreciative Chemist
A Fickle Zookeeper
A Thorough Impersonator
A Foolish Artist
An Indecisive Farmer
A Regretful Matador
A Weird Nurse
A Restrained Screenwriter
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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