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A Sentimental Jeweler
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An Aggressive Pirate
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An Opportunistic Evangelist
An Artificial Pianist
A Well-rounded Librarian
A Mournful Carver
A Trembling Philanthropist
A Blunt Tailor
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A Prim Entertainer
A Bizarre Guru
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A Wonderful Executioner
A Grim Undertaker
An Extraordinary Juggler
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A Freewheeling DJ
A Persuasive Veterinarian
An Unhealthy Photographer
A Protective Drug Dealer
A Clear-headed Scout
A Practical Guru
A Brittle Programmer
A Preoccupied Referee
A Dismayed Spy
A Transparent Sculptor
A Spirited Dogcatcher
An Unlovable Plumber
An Experimental Historian
A Formal Barber
A Discreet Clockmaker
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A Frivolous Criminal
An Educated Blacksmith
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A Genuine Biologist
A Closed off Minister
A Domineering Goldsmith
A Groovy Evangelist
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An Attractive Detective
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An Invisible Firefighter
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A Hungry Mobster
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A Solemn Beautician
A Personable Painter
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A Resentful Teacher
A Well-meaning Editor
A Shy Senator
A Doubtful Gondolier
A Wonderful Bodyguard
A Familial Entrepreneur
A Preoccupied Doctor
A Nihilistic Computer Programmer
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An Upright Pharmacist
A Lazy Graphic Artist
A Heartbroken Shepherd
An Unrestrained Ambassador
An Inquisitive Author
An Inconsiderate Professor
A Childish Guard
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A Destructive Impersonator
A Studious Paramedic
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A Stupid Janitor
A Certain Governor
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A Regimental Gardener
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A Trustworthy Dogcatcher
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A Delighted Carver
A Reflective Translator
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An Opinionated Painter
A Disobedient Builder
A Victimized Thief
An Ordinary Veterinarian
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A Poor Herbalist
A Conservative Coach
A Blunt Engineer
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A Destructive Chief of Police
A Detestable Philanthropist
A Disloyal Swineherd
An Easy Park Ranger
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An Original Sniper
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A Disinterested Diplomat
An Unrestrained Archer
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A Scholarly Mortician
A Methodical Personal Trainer
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A Prudent Butler
A Fanatical Shepherd
A Curious Architect
A Festive Screenwriter
An Encouraged Guitarist
A Humorous Builder
A Cultured Historian
An Unsentimental Crook
A Disorderly Janitor
A Detestable Student
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An Eager Stunt Double
A Dutiful Ventriloquist
An Unpredicatable Painter
An Alone Goldsmith
A Complacent Pirate
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A Considerate Author
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A Rejected Barber
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A Paranoid Archer
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A Driven Painter
A Strong Surgeon
A Daring Ninja
A Mechanical Veterinarian
An Inferior Taxi-driver
A Nervous Pilot
A Playful Scout
An Outrageous Chemist
A Competitive Game Show Host
A Possessive Silversmith
A Conformist Mayor
A Well-read Journalist
A Grief Ventriloquist
A Spontaneous Mercenary
A Fashionable Cartoonist
A Regretful Pawnbroker
A Clever Barber
An Enraged Imam
A Fortunate Plumber
An Elegant Farmer
An Uncaring Scientist
A Folksy Police Officer
A Trembling Chief of Police
An Empathetic Medic
A Discontented Real Estate Agent
A Cheerful Brewer
A Decadent Herbalist
A Discouraging Swineherd
An Insensitive Spy
A Stupid Messenger
A Disappointed Lifeguard
An Opportunistic Shop Assistant
A Quirky Garbage Collector
A Hedonistic Deputy
A Trustworthy Teacher
A Protective Builder
A Disinterested Linguist
An Extreme Poet
An Inconsiderate Tattooist
A Gentle Paleontologist
A Negativistic Chauffeur
A Mournful Dictator
A Disruptive Sniper
A Snoopy Cobbler
A Heroic Salesperson
A Distracted Drummer
A Cerebral Cosmonaut
A Spontaneous Judge
A Destructive Shoemaker
A Coarse Captain
A Contemplative Clown
An Adventurous Librarian
An Angry Firefighter
A Disturbing Magician
A Sadistic Saxophonist
An Uncharitable Burglar
An Individualistic Bishop
An Unprincipled Veterinarian
A Lustful Flight Attendant
A Troublesome Jailer
An Irritated Air Traffic Controller
A Fearful Engineer
A Plodding Geologist
A Ticklish Executioner
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An Inert Accountant
A Warm Tailor
A Humble Herald
A Critical Entrepreneur
An Abrupt Coach
A Helpless Dressmaker
A Tall Clerk
A Certain Cobbler
A Sensitive Judge
A Popular Florist
A Lousy Burglar
A Negativistic Guru
A Provocative Plumber
A Wary Technician
A Softheaded Writer
A Hungry Locksmith
A Fascinated Police Officer
A Lonely Veterinarian
An Eloquent Ninja
A Terrible Spy
A Youthful Terrorist
An Appreciative Shaman
A Lousy Beekeeper
A Charmless Playwright
An Alert Zookeeper
A Disciplined Construction Worker
A Conformist Pirate
A Depressed Trapper
An Inspired Archaeologist
A Tasteful Taxi-driver
An Inoffensive Sailor
A Rational Painter
A Complaining Technician
A Balanced Yodeler
A Nihilistic Poet
A Disobedient Waiter
A Physical Athlete
A Mistaken Customs Officer
A Scheming Teacher
An Incapable Dictator
A Daring Pickpocket
A Satisfied Oracle
A Blissful Burglar
A Confident Interior Designer
A Complex Beggar
A Destructive Beekeeper
A Comfortable Chief of Police
A Heartbroken Botanist
A Bored Scout
A Pained Minister
A Cautious Record Producer
A Charismatic Diplomat
A Cheating Printer
A Cooperative Journalist
A Neglectful Pawnbroker
A Dejected Wizard
A Genuine Actor
A Cheerful Researcher
A Tactless Marine
An Old Poet
An Unbelieving Butcher
A Fuming Mayor
A Playful Miner
An Opportunistic Lawyer
A Sweet Waiter
A Maternal Dogcatcher
A Brutal Sage
A Self-sufficent Assassin
A Mature Bricklayer
A Smiling Philanthropist
An Unpatriotic Saxophonist
A Disappointed Dentist
An Upset Police Officer
A Clear-headed Court Jester
An Overimaginative Drummer
A Domineering Chef
A False Shoemaker
An Aggressive Missionary
A Crying Accountant
A Lazy Busker
A Charismatic Chimney-sweep
A Trendy Stunt Double
An Energetic Rabbi
An Irreligious Barber
A Narcissistic Firefighter
An Amazed Shaman
An Orderly Hypnotist
A Clever Criminal
A Popular Coroner
A Comfortable Lifeguard
A Concerned Brewer
A Silly Gravedigger
An Attractive Florist
A Selfish Dictator
A Hardworking Pilot
A Profound Security Guard
An Easily Discouraged Actor
A Whimsical Fishmonger
A Messy Servant
A Moralistic Reporter
A False Zookeeper
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