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A Money-minded Optometrist
A Misguided Stonecutter
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An Agreeable Butcher
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A Hearty Taxidermist
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A Profound Bishop
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A Restrained Veterinarian
A Monstrous Florist
A Crazy Silversmith
A Fearful Governor
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A Negativistic Saxophonist
A Gallant Entertainer
A Childish Brewer
An Important Interrogator
A Self-effacing Wizard
An Impatient Journalist
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An Insincere Shaman
A Freethinking Hypnotist
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An Upset Botanist
A Destructive Inventor
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An Incensed Lifeguard
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A Lonely Butcher
A Presumptuous Firefighter
A Miserly Webmaster
A Venomous Swordsmith
A Vacuous Drummer
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A Persuasive Cheesemaker
A Purposeful Bodyguard
An Alienated Explorer
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A Softheaded Builder
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An Alone Singer
An Energetic Hypnotist
A Deceptive Surgeon
A Benevolent Artist
An Absentminded Lawyer
A Sober Bank Robber
A Steadfast Nanny
A Scrupulous Gladiator
An Effeminate Factory Worker
A Gleeful Social Worker
A Sadistic Ornithologist
A Jolly DJ
A Predictable Beautician
An Unhealthy Pickpocket
A Thrilled Cosmonaut
A Crass Hunter
An Idiosyncratic Diver
An Oppressed Veterinarian
A Pugnacious Botanist
A Thorough Carver
A Disillusioned Fashion Designer
A Nervous Taxi-driver
An Uncomplaining Burglar
A Mannerless Silversmith
An Ashamed Minister
An Open-minded Lighthouse-keeper
A Lustful Inventor
A False Gondolier
A Prudent Monk
An Unrestrained Private Detective
A Discouraging Undertaker
A High-spirited Beekeeper
An Appreciative Guru
A Conformist Dictator
A Thoughtless Criminal
An Adventurous Police Officer
A Considerate Optometrist
An Idiosyncratic Botanist
A Rejected Author
An Uncaring Taxidermist
A Debonair Thief
An Ecstatic Taxi-driver
A Cute Innkeeper
An Unimaginative Bodyguard
A Pompous Sage
An Unfathomable Programmer
A Subtle Coach
A Questioning Juggler
A Restrained Undertaker
A Grieved Barber
An Upright Wizard
A Powerless Photographer
A Physical Mechanic
A Pretentious Gladiator
An Ugly Deputy
A Gallant Hotelier
A Dogmatic Spy
A Weary Dressmaker
A False Captain
An Original Gravedigger
A Ravenous Burglar
A Pained Tailor
An One-dimensional Silversmith
An at Ease Chauffeur
An Unambitious Private Detective
A Self-conscious Composer
A Whimsical Ambassador
A Demanding Zookeeper
An Astigmatic Ninja
A Mistaken Receptionist
An Abrupt Social Worker
A Mannered Veterinarian
A Graceless Wizard
A Ravenous Fraudster
A Ruined Judge
A Scheming Sculptor
A Venomous Dentist
A Spirited Printer
A Pedantic Librarian
A Mystical Fisher
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A Perverse Artist
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A Stiff Chauffeur
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A Devious Waiter
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A Magnanimous Banker
A Wishful Bandit
A Youthful Truck Driver
A Sarcastic Cab Driver
A Noncompetitive Dietician
An Artificial Researcher
A Freewheeling Historian
A Sweet Paleontologist
A Cowardly Police Officer
A Perfectionist Shaman
An Amoral Executioner
A Caring Game Show Host
An Easy Stonecutter
A Fawning Criminal
A Shortsighted Antique Dealer
A Sure Cheesemaker
A Determined Spy
A Frustrated Sheriff
A Dull Cartoonist
A Unique Chicken Sexer
A Reassured Thief
An Understanding Butler
A Relaxed Truck Driver
A Folksy Pianist
An Elated Gladiator
A Youthful Coach
A Power-hungry Security Guard
An Unpleasant Biologist
A Complex Cobbler
A Conciliatory Optometrist
A Steely Courier
A Petty Dentist
A Transparent Ventriloquist
A Willful Social Worker
A Complacent Model
A Noncompetitive Taxi-driver
An Overimaginative Sculptor
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A Tenacious Pianist
A Strict Animal Trainer
A Tactless Mercenary
An Inflamed Navigator
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A Mannered Judge
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A Perverse Diplomat
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An Odd Messenger
A Certain Lighthouse-keeper
A Prim Gardener
A Peaceful Guru
An Amazing Drug Dealer
A Forgetful Air Traffic Controller
A Skinny Printer
A Receptive Surgeon
An Unimaginative Nurse
A Relaxed Chef
A Dissatisfied Sound Technician
A Messy Fortune-teller
A Stiff Spy
A Steadfast Linguist
A Deceitful Juggler
A Brutal Ninja
A Liberal Antique Dealer
A Transparent Physicist
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A Secure Librarian
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An Uninhibited Lighthouse-keeper
A Coarse Butcher
A Calm Gondolier
An Assertive Goatherd
A Leisurely Bureaucrat
A Winning Air Traffic Controller
An Ugly Dancer
A Gullible Manager
A Boisterous Taxi-driver
A Fun-loving Banker
A Cute Hypnotist
A Moralistic Knight
A Serene Swimming Coach
A Steadfast Cobbler
A Hidebound Drummer
A Stupefied Photographer
A Tense Evangelist
A Secure Choreographer
An Admirable Goatherd
An Educated Private Detective
A Meddlesome Politician
An Ashamed Sheriff
An Articulate Webmaster
A Conscientious Screenwriter
A Rational Explorer
An Oppressed Banker
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A Lovely Magician
A Lonely Interrogator
A Troublesome Assassin
A Power-hungry Fashion Designer
A Groovy Poet
A Conservative Builder
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An Ambitious Busker
A Paranoid Researcher
A Calculating DJ
A Presumptuous Archer
An Affectionate Shepherd
An Imaginative Zookeeper
A Paralyzed Flight Attendant
An Unhealthy Yodeler
An Important Marshal
An Antisocial Graphic Artist
An Independent Sound Technician
An Original Receptionist
A Soft Executioner
An Offensive Jailer
A Miserable Swimming Coach
A Forgiving Banker
A Decisive Juggler
A High-minded Engineer
A Healthy Jeweler
A Fatalistic Interior Designer
A Relaxed Hunter
A Nihilistic Weaver
A Superficial Lighthouse-keeper
An Insecure Cheesemaker
A Reactionary Police Officer
A Well-rounded Playwright
A Tall Firefighter
An Independent Illustrator
A Responsible Builder
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A Trusting Chemist
A Proud Bandit
A Complaining Guard
An One-dimensional Candlemaker
A Ruined Construction Worker
A Sly Teacher
A Cerebral Criminal
A Gracious Tax Collector
A Vivacious Physicist
A Passive Explorer
A Vacuous Barber
A Sore DJ
A Scheming Zookeeper
A Humble Bartender
A Helpless Editor
A Curious Entertainer
A Discouraged Paramedic
A Sloppy Plumber
An Orderly Bank Robber
A Cerebral Baker
A Religious Publisher
A Handsome Barber
A Mellow Fishmonger
A Wishful Barista
A Leisurely Mason
An Articulate Beautician
A Confused Pirate
A Detestable Swimmer
A Profound Teacher
An Opportunistic Editor
A Miserly Shepherd
A Lousy Messenger
A Playful Garbage Collector
An Ignorant Fisher
A Moralistic Plumber
An Unpredicatable Butcher
A Realistic Chauffeur
A Surprised Cobbler
An Admirable Astronaut
An Unfathomable Cheesemaker
A Skinny Explorer
A Threatened Blacksmith
An Indignant Archaeologist
An Unbelieving Air Traffic Controller
A Doubtful Florist
A Disorderly Garbage Collector
A Soft Shoemaker
A Whimsical Marine
An Intense Taxi-driver
An Eager Guru
A Weak Customs Officer
A Conventional Reporter
A Noncompetitive Architect
A Provoked Security Guard
An Energetic Minister
A Busy Exterminator
An Irresponsible Mobster
A Neat Barista
An Enraged Sniper
A Tenacious Park Ranger
A Zany Farmer
An Uncomplaining Scientist
A Good-natured Truck Driver
An Encouraged Rat Catcher
A Cantakerous Bonecarver
A Confused Soldier
A Dismayed Pirate
A Hurried Detective
A Thoughtless Shepherd
An Arrogant Clown
A Passionate Gravedigger
A Fanciful Firefighter
A Monstrous Bureaucrat
An Airy Juggler
A Stylish Journalist
An Idealistic Spy
A Domineering Inventor
A Benevolent Chef
A Lustful Exterminator
An Emotional Student
A Clear-headed Webmaster
A Logical Greengrocer
A Vulnerable Writer
A Quaking Chemist
A Rejected Firefighter
A Suave Construction Worker
A Devoted Doctor
A Relaxed Beekeeper
A Gullible Gladiator
A Neglectful Executioner
A Useless Beggar
A Flexible Magician
A Paralyzed Interior Designer
A Winning Guru
A Threatened Manager
An Amiable Fortune-teller
An Irrational Shoemaker
A Whimsical Hunter
A Lonely Shaman
A Noncommittal Violinist
A Callous Psychiatrist
An Abrasive Swordsmith
An Independent Construction Worker
A Vacuous Soldier
A Grand Gate-keeper
A Free and Easy Waiter
A Vague Make-up Artist
A Rejected Sage
An Extreme Taxi-driver
A Paralyzed Pawnbroker
An Ambitious Plumber
A Coarse Police Officer
A Suspicious Busker
A Fanatical Guitarist
An Unhappy Bodyguard
An Elegant Construction Worker
A Tolerant Goldsmith
An Artful Game Show Host
A Pure Historian
A Disconcerting Undertaker
An Inconsiderate Factory Worker
An Attractive Explorer
An Old-fashioned DJ
A Distrustful Astronaut
A Satisfied Assassin
A Treacherous Guru
A Prim Poet
A Self-effacing Clown
A Destructive Priest
An Invisible Gravedigger
A Self-reliant Spy
A Hardworking Programmer
A Gleeful Trapper
A Self-sufficent Busker
An Odd Taxidermist
A Forgiving Teacher
A Businesslike Judge
A Paternalistic Jailer
A Fashionable Plumber
A Charmless Mason
A Cantakerous Florist
An Amiable Thief
A Hurt Coroner
A Scheming Singer
An Emotional Guard
An Efficient Undertaker
An Uncertain Farmer
A Thorough Builder
A Frugal Hotelier
An Obedient Poet
A Wonderful Painter
A Shortsighted Senator
An Opinionated Hairdresser
A Threatened Ambassador
A Quirky Printer
An Exciting Spelunker
A Well-read Lighthouse-keeper
A Discouraging Pastor
An Embarrassed Sniper
A Fawning Bank Robber
A Mistaken Chicken Sexer
A Sentimental Matador
A Rejected Manager
An Intense Dancer
A Mature Butler
A Perverse Builder
An Inconsiderate Ventriloquist
A Satisfied Monk
An Agonizing Hairdresser
A Reliable Banker
A Frugal Swordsmith
An Absentminded Greengrocer
A Threatened Missionary
A Pleased Nurse
A Modest Undertaker
A Touchy Barber
A Genuine Librarian
A Charismatic Spin Doctor
An Alienated Architect
A Sad Taxidermist
A Delicate Actor
A Moody Private Detective
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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