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An Ordinary Police Officer
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A Handsome Writer
A Young Musician
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A Bizarre Miner
A Well-rounded Dictator
A Completely Normal Detective
A Fraudulent Chimney-sweep
A Steady Sheriff
An Adventurous Student
A Forgiving Merchant
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A Healthy Hunter
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A Positive Customs Officer
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A Serious Paramedic
A Logical Programmer
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A Bored Spy
A Perceptive Percussionist
A Heroic Social Worker
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A Pugnacious Farmer
An Innovative Captain
An Offhand Surgeon
An Astigmatic Referee
An Envious Lifeguard
A Glad Violinist
An Offended Bonecarver
An Erratic Chimney-sweep
An Absentminded Court Jester
A Well-read Waiter
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A Realistic Librarian
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A Cerebral Knight
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A Superstitious Captain
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A Paralyzed Shepherd
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A Smiling Minister
A Gentle Paramedic
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A Self-denying Impersonator
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A Wealthy Marshal
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A Lovely Blacksmith
A Shallow Artist
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A Lifeless Bandit
An Artful Fisher
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A Tidy Journalist
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An Apathetic Mobster
A Placid Evangelist
A Cooperative Librarian
A Thievish Ventriloquist
A Stylish Surgeon
A Fanciful Dictator
A Gleeful Drug Dealer
A Skeptical Hunter
An Insensitive Soldier
A Resourceful Sound Technician
A Dynamic Nanny
A Crafty Computer Programmer
A Suave Pastor
An Unambitious Chauffeur
A Predatory Chicken Sexer
An Optimistic Fisher
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An Inquisitive Lawyer
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An Insulting Miner
A Self-indulgent Ninja
A Disturbing Pilot
An Individualistic Lumberjack
A Methodical Bodyguard
A Crafty Drummer
An Orderly Welder
A Scrupulous Computer Programmer
A Conscientious Scout
A Glad Artist
A Disloyal Barista
A Tactless Undertaker
An Assertive Dogcatcher
A Superstitious Director
A Gracious Clown
A Cheating Banker
An Emotional Stunt Double
A Distressed Chicken Sexer
A Hardy Beekeeper
A Crying Bodyguard
A Contradictory Construction Worker
A Logical Dancer
A Complaining Cartoonist
An Unpredicatable Spelunker
A Sympathetic Guru
An Invisible Court Jester
A Brutal Baker
A Gleeful Drummer
A Shaky Paleontologist
An Irritable Farmer
A Prim Researcher
A Disciplined Marshal
A Spontaneous Customs Officer
An Embarrassed Bartender
An Indulgent Bishop
A Benevolent Scout
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A Stupid DJ
A Businesslike Broker
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A Reserved Silversmith
A Receptive Marine
A Compulsive Hotelier
A Simple Shipwright
A Crass Torturer
A Disrespectful Merchant
A Bold Interior Designer
An Unlovable Gladiator
A Malicious Painter
A Softheaded Assassin
A Distressed Wizard
A Submissive Blacksmith
A Bizarre Private Detective
An Independent Florist
An Intrigued Sheriff
A Paralyzed Bodyguard
A Plodding Mason
A Liberal Broker
A Calculating Gate-keeper
An Objective Writer
A Serene Hunter
A Discouraging Tailor
An Indulgent Soldier
An Embarrassed Photographer
A Miserable Mercenary
A Paternalistic Veterinarian
A Helpful Lighthouse-keeper
An Erratic Secretary
An Eager Guru
A Difficult Zookeeper
A Repentant Jailer
A Willing Ventriloquist
A Reactive Magician
A Frustrated Trapper
An Obsessive Cartoonist
An Extreme Bartender
A Dreamy Butcher
An Apathetic Historian
A Stiff Goldsmith
A Dependent Botanist
A Balanced Farmer
A Subjective Poet
A Thoughtless Fortune-teller
A Nonchalant Deputy
A Forthright Guide
A Caring Beekeeper
An Authoritarian Veterinarian
A Benevolent Referee
A Scholarly Astronaut
A Scared Greengrocer
A Victimized Cook
A Demanding Surgeon
A Clean Singer
A Private Oracle
A Doubtful Broker
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A Sly Matador
An Unlucky Radiologist
A Suspicious Gladiator
An Inert Ambassador
A Lying Drug Dealer
A Precise Illustrator
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A Troublesome Butler
A Neat Flight Attendant
A Stiff Sheriff
An Abrupt Guitarist
An Inoffensive Customs Officer
An Irritable Percussionist
A Strong-willed Mayor
A Reactionary Private Detective
A Tearful Lifeguard
An Authoritarian Chemist
A Reserved Fishmonger
An Ordinary Winemaker
A Vacuous Judge
An Ambitious Stunt Double
A Phlegmatic Fashion Designer
An Unimaginative Assassin
A Gullible Tax Collector
A Prim Percussionist
A Muddle-headed Astronaut
An Alienated Chef
A Humble Dictator
A Mannered Priest
An Inferior Shaman
A Resentful Mason
A Witty Ditch Digger
A Stylish Diplomat
A Vindictive Philanthropist
A Captivating Beggar
An Old-fashioned Veterinarian
An Authoritarian Tattooist
A Surprising Chemist
An Abrasive Hunter
A Powerless Air Traffic Controller
An Encouraged Poet
A Meticulous Printer
A Brave Innkeeper
An Experimental Flight Attendant
A Tidy Ditch Digger
A Weary Weaver
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