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A Profound Captain
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An Open-minded Carpenter
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A Powerless Coach
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A Reassured Mobster
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A Well-rounded Impersonator
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A Frivolous Reporter
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A Fortunate Cosmonaut
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A Delighted Cheesemaker
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An Original Screenwriter
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A Responsive Composer
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A Faithful Jailer
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A Serious Historian
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A Noncommittal Singer
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An at Ease Archer
A Sentimental Chemist
A Patient Archaeologist
An Angry Baker
A Progressive Gladiator
An Extraordinary Torturer
A Disobedient Bodyguard
A Self-indulgent Florist
A Perplexed Court Jester
A Forgiving Secretary
An Apathetic Doctor
A Healthy Busker
A Skinny Trapper
A Repugnant Factory Worker
A Big-thinking Game Show Host
A Disorganized Swordsmith
A Puritanical Librarian
An Organized Playwright
An Overimaginative Singer
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A Discouraging Researcher
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A Fatalistic Astronaut
A Responsive Rabbi
A Gullible Juggler
An Escapist Private Detective
A Pugnacious Jockey
A Curious Screenwriter
A Stupefied Chemist
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A Sore Bandit
A Punctual Graphic Artist
An Attractive Police Officer
An Impersonal Pilot
A Stubborn Yodeler
A Mistaken Priest
A Treacherous Ninja
A Plodding Ventriloquist
An Appreciative Chicken Sexer
An Impudent Cheesemaker
A Presumptuous Rabbi
A Questioning Conductor
An Erratic Lighthouse-keeper
A Sensitive Cobbler
A Proud Boatbuilder
A Stupefied Nurse
A Glad Paramedic
A Devoted Herald
An Ignorant Chief of Police
An Alone Spy
An Experimental Yodeler
A Skillful Stonecutter
A Completely Normal Air Traffic Controller
A Principled Shoemaker
A Forgiving Hairdresser
A Bland Plumber
A Self-critical Saxophonist
A Woeful Jailer
A Thrilled Author
A Charmless Shaman
An Amiable Factory Worker
A Detestable Blacksmith
An Enigmatic Webmaster
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A Lazy Garbage Collector
A Precise Psychiatrist
A Cultured Clown
A Brutal Butler
A Conceited Shop Assistant
A Tearful Referee
A Surprising Thief
A Childish Fashion Designer
An Innovative Taxidermist
A Self-sufficent Dentist
A Religious Screenwriter
An Athletic Pickpocket
A Perplexed Clockmaker
An Oppressed Marshal
An Extreme Dancer
A Crazy Juggler
A Desperate Gladiator
A Neat Poet
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A Funky Animal Trainer
A Dominating Plumber
An Assertive Physicist
A Clever Fisher
A Tough Truck Driver
An Amazed Gravedigger
A Bored Torturer
A Disgusting Interpreter
A Deceitful Scientist
An Indecisive Pianist
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A Fearful Bartender
A Playful Optometrist
A Faithless Dentist
An Unambitious Sleuth
A Crude Photographer
A Sympathetic Percussionist
A Tall Servant
A Shallow Detective
A Courageous Captain
A Prejudiced Tax Collector
A Completely Normal Meteorologist
An Indifferent Psychiatrist
A Free and Easy Fraudster
A Joyous Spelunker
A Subtle Linguist
An Amazed Flight Attendant
An Impressionable Miner
A Predatory Dietician
A Funny Guard
A Closed off Shipwright
An Irrational Bandit
A Cruel Beautician
An Unsentimental Ventriloquist
An Insensitive Matador
A Disorganized Truck Driver
A Peaceful Real Estate Agent
A Compassionate Composer
A Despicable Scientist
A Provocative Terrorist
A Self-sufficent Surgeon
A Despairing Dogcatcher
An Impersonal Butler
A Preoccupied Zookeeper
A Tense Stonecutter
A Thorough Athlete
A Treacherous Archer
A Hungry Sheriff
A Ticklish Cheesemaker
A Presumptuous Magician
An Erratic Painter
An Unimaginative Dictator
A Distrustful Shop Assistant
A Reactive Banker
A Devious Sniper
A Slow Zookeeper
An Abrupt Personal Trainer
An Irreligious Guard
A Witty Cook
A Sharing Swineherd
A Conservative Marine
A Passive Actor
A Pretentious Beekeeper
A Useless Pilot
An Offhand Veterinarian
A Shrewd Gondolier
A Puritanical Scientist
A Modern Dressmaker
A Resourceful Cosmonaut
A Disgusting Chef
A Humorous Air Traffic Controller
A Blissful Park Ranger
A Meticulous Waiter
An Honorable Undertaker
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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