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A Humorous Gladiator
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A Confused Writer
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A Fanatical Lawyer
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A Prim Botanist
A Money-minded Judge
A Forthright Pickpocket
An Excitable Governor
A Monstrous Secretary
A Tearful Scout
A Timid Psychiatrist
A Cruel Fashion Designer
An Offended Dogcatcher
A Placid Waiter
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A Chummy Engineer
A Tormented Poet
A Sentimental Busker
A Provoked Priest
A Woeful Impersonator
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A Stern Marshal
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A Ready Evangelist
A Respectful Make-up Artist
A Kind Matador
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A Gentle Drummer
An Offensive Hunter
A Charming Cartoonist
A Positive Florist
A Complaining Cook
A Caring Bank Robber
A Destructive Painter
A Tall Garbage Collector
A Logical Linguist
A Focused Animal Trainer
A Vivacious Referee
A Conscientious Security Guard
A Frivolous Wedding Planner
A Weird Greengrocer
An Enraged Student
A Practical Captain
A Proud Busker
A Steady Coroner
A Crying Mason
A Woeful Cheesemaker
An Ambitious Editor
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A Helpless Exterminator
A Softheaded Pirate
A Coarse Senator
A Whimsical Merchant
A Liberal Pharmacist
A Witty Servant
A Misguided Private Detective
A Reflective Technician
An Unlucky Nurse
A Well-rounded Pickpocket
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A Driven Artist
A Certain Bodyguard
A Rejected Hunter
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A Closed off Assassin
A High-minded Impersonator
A Handsome Gladiator
A Respectful Cartoonist
An Intrigued Ninja
A Sweaty Butcher
A Tidy Linguist
An Intent Thief
A Free and Easy Priest
A Decisive Silversmith
An Alone Pirate
A Strict Psychiatrist
A Devious Barber
A Humble Police Officer
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An Alert Webmaster
A Weary Private Detective
An Unlovable Optometrist
A Self-indulgent Director
A Dejected Chicken Sexer
A Timid Priest
A Zany Bank Robber
A Cowardly Architect
A Mannerless Bandit
A Big-thinking Mobster
A Clear-headed Winemaker
A Tasteless Clown
A Plodding DJ
An Appreciative Assassin
A Conceited Model
A Restless Editor
A Patient Sailor
A Lovely Surgeon
A Haughty Tattooist
A Festive Sheriff
An Inflamed Fashion Designer
An Obsessive Busker
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A Reserved Florist
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An Alone Tailor
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A Stupid Private Detective
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A Ready Artist
A Tough Scout
A Fun-loving Surgeon
A Precise Terrorist
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An Insightful Governor
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A Thankful Taxidermist
A Perfectionist Busker
A Big-thinking Innkeeper
A Dissatisfied Truck Driver
A Methodical Drummer
An Arbitrary Salesperson
A Pure Fortune-teller
A High-minded Chimney-sweep
An Impractical Entertainer
A Sociable Astronaut
A Laughing Waiter
A Hostile Greengrocer
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A Tense Artist
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A Detestable Researcher
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A Vindictive Barber
A Discreet Firefighter
An Easily Discouraged Sheriff
An Unlovable Fortune-teller
A Repressed Nanny
A Whimsical Receptionist
A Frightened Security Guard
A Devious Game Show Host
An Eloquent Park Ranger
A Paralyzed Botanist
A Well-rounded Cobbler
A Persuasive Stunt Double
A Soft Butler
A Receptive Factory Worker
An Irritated Torturer
A Confused Chef
A Private Interior Designer
A Graceless Chemist
An Unpredicatable Dictator
A Ticklish Guard
A Whimsical Guru
A Humiliated Rabbi
An Impractical Bartender
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A Rational Model
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A Woeful Scientist
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An Inquisitive Computer Programmer
A Brilliant Assassin
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An Ambitious Dogcatcher
A Persuasive Butcher
A Timid Firefighter
A Wonderful Paramedic
A Hidebound Conductor
A Subjective Mobster
A Predatory Hunter
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A Lazy Pastor
An Intuitive Student
A Groovy Busker
A Disciplined Chemist
A Small-thinking Musician
A Neglectful Construction Worker
A Confused Scientist
A Closed off Firefighter
A Difficult Coach
An Emotional Chief of Police
A Helpless Playwright
A Submissive Spin Doctor
A Distracted Scout
A Placid Criminal
A Liberated Barber
A Patient Bodyguard
A Cruel DJ
An Observant Monk
A Cheating Fortune-teller
A Delicate Security Guard
A Compassionate Clown
A Shortsighted Principal
A Petty Peddlar
A Hungry Bandit
A Modest Teacher
A Lifeless Biologist
An Unstable Playwright
A Dry Shaman
A Contemplative Drummer
An Elated Comedian
A Secure Fraudster
A Touchy Scientist
A Bewildered Author
An Impulsive Detective
A Barbaric Zookeeper
A Courageous Historian
A Ridiculous Sniper
A Worked Up Impersonator
A Paternalistic Winemaker
A High-minded Reporter
A Perplexed Dressmaker
An Aggressive Hypnotist
A Disruptive Accountant
A Popular Chemist
A Disconcerting Sound Technician
A Trustworthy Barber
A Hidebound Diver
A Sad Scientist
A Resentful Cheesemaker
A Reverential Printer
A Quiet Torturer
A Presumptuous Conductor
A Circumspect Gladiator
A Fawning Pickpocket
An Earnest Watchmaker
An Honorable Teacher
An Alienated Taxidermist
An Unpredicatable Peddlar
A Magnanimous Ventriloquist
An Overimaginative Beautician
A Bold Spy
An Unfathomable Assassin
A Funny Florist
An Uncharitable Scout
A Sexy Shepherd
A Punctual Jockey
A Nervous Clown
A Sly Farmer
An Idiosyncratic Judge
A Beautiful Welder
A Paranoid Greengrocer
A Casual Fortune-teller
A Comfortable Writer
An Inhibited Dietician
A Hesitant Choreographer
A Faithful Beautician
A Fashionable Dancer
A Fortunate Pianist
An Amoral Hypnotist
A Reactive Guru
A Reverential Undertaker
A Thankful Bishop
An Opportunistic Dictator
A Businesslike Sniper
An Orderly Mobster
A Shrewd Professor
An Inferior Stunt Double
A Reserved Fashion Designer
A Hearty Shepherd
A Religious Optometrist
A Tearful Swineherd
A Mealymouthed Computer Programmer
A Rustic Cook
A Perplexed Police Officer
An Anxious Merchant
A Grim Exterminator
A Sorrowful Guru
An Injured Lighthouse-keeper
A Heartbroken Mathematician
An Easily Discouraged Student
A Predictable Dietician
A Ticklish Teacher
A Plodding Bodyguard
A Paternalistic Scout
A Paranoid Percussionist
A Frugal Builder
A Cruel Programmer
A Shortsighted Imam
A Principled Captain
A Fawning Senator
An Invulnerable Fortune-teller
An Affectionate Photographer
An Inspired Thief
An Agonized Herbalist
An Enervated Reporter
An Objective Shepherd
A Neurotic Winemaker
A Hardworking Dentist
A Cowardly Cab Driver
A Placid Dressmaker
A Laughing Priest
An Appreciative Singer
A Ready Social Worker
A Misguided Cartoonist
An Incensed Private Detective
A Serene Swineherd
A Treacherous Secretary
An Amoral Pilot
An Envious Scout
A Mystical Sailor
A Narrow-minded Broker
An Insulting Carver
A Moody Ambassador
A Self-denying Mechanic
A Hungry Spy
A Nihilistic Linguist
A Passionate Bank Robber
An Inspired Busker
A Simple Exterminator
A Fickle Carpenter
An Unappreciative Geologist
An Energetic Lifeguard
A Stubborn Mercenary
A Solitary Judge
An Organized Barber
A Difficult Pilot
A Witty Butler
A Small-thinking Drummer
A Faithless Chicken Sexer
A Bored Baker
A Ruined Fashion Designer
An at Ease Physicist
An One-dimensional Busker
A Tactless Social Worker
An Appalled Astronaut
An Inert Tax Collector
A Provoked Photographer
A Conscientious Burglar
A Placid Bodyguard
A Skinny Mercenary
An Angry Rat Catcher
A Leisurely Chemist
A Devoted Bonecarver
A Neglectful Dancer
A Disruptive Silversmith
An Erratic Shepherd
A Strong Chef
An Argumentative Sleuth
An Adventurous Shaman
A Rational Goldsmith
A Young Yodeler
A Cultured Tattooist
A Lucky Taxi-driver
A Wary Security Guard
A Contemplative Busker
An Impulsive Jeweler
An Amoral Veterinarian
A Fascinated Drummer
A Sexy Truck Driver
A Sloppy Scout
An Unpatriotic Criminal
An Incensed Hotelier
A Weird Journalist
A Guileless Sniper
A Prudent Biologist
A Preoccupied Beekeeper
An Impractical Doctor
A Puritanical Gondolier
A Clean Chef
A Fanciful Veterinarian
A Venomous Imam
A Slow Detective
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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