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An Assertive Composer
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A Contemplative Spy
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A Bored Doctor
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A Pleased Waiter
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An Infatuated Shipwright
An Invisible Gravedigger
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An Engrossed Judge
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A Crying Evangelist
A Humble Technician
An Admirable Tattooist
A Flexible Private Detective
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A Fawning Yodeler
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A Liberal Juggler
A Neurotic Judge
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An Inert Sniper
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A Frightening Hypnotist
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