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An Experimental Explorer
A Disturbing Spin Doctor
A Tactless Poet
A Complaining Yodeler
An Angry Undertaker
A Discouraging Editor
A Receptive Watchmaker
An Old-fashioned Scout
A Winning Private Detective
A Smiling Paramedic
A Weary Athlete
A Restless Sleuth
A Money-minded Ornithologist
A Pained Florist
A Lost Bishop
A Kind Violinist
A Placid Waiter
A Slow Sniper
A Shaky Translator
A Wise Innkeeper
A Short Ditch Digger
A Tearful Sculptor
A Patriotic Carver
A Forceful Graphic Artist
A Discourteous Poet
A Frivolous Personal Trainer
An Irritable Cosmonaut
An Expedient Plumber
A Frustrated Percussionist
An Obedient Servant
A Dry Cook
A Resentful Merchant
A Conceited Interior Designer
A Maternal Taxidermist
A Tactless Captain
A Charismatic Fisher
A Repentant Psychiatrist
An Interested Veterinarian
An Understanding Nanny
A Laughing Waiter
A Generous Candlemaker
A Decadent Farmer
A Wealthy Clerk
A Meddlesome Bonecarver
A Despicable Priest
An Extraordinary Hypnotist
A Sexy Chauffeur
An Athletic Matador
A Loving Dressmaker
An Indecisive Bodyguard
A Grim Politician
A Weak Judge
A Freewheeling Carpenter
A Devoted Cosmonaut
A Clean Winemaker
A Brutal Choreographer
A Tearful Ditch Digger
A Monstrous Beekeeper
A Brittle Fisher
A Willful Park Ranger
A Gallant Oracle
An Ashamed Make-up Artist
A Single-minded Mobster
A Superstitious Paramedic
An Uninhibited Ambassador
A Repugnant Police Officer
A Confused Model
An Uneasy Herbalist
A Childish Student
A Moralistic Waiter
A Weird Yak Herder
A Generous Scientist
A Decent Sheriff
A Tormented Magistrate
A Dreamy Butcher
A Lovable Gondolier
A Stoic Zookeeper
A Romantic Social Worker
An Intent Clown
A Haughty Nurse
An Irreverent Winemaker
A Compassionate Shepherd
A Humorous Deputy
A Transparent Editor
A Cross Biologist
An Empty Game Show Host
A Tolerant Dentist
A Softheaded Teacher
A Dissatisfied Personal Trainer
A Cantakerous Programmer
A Regimental Interpreter
A Meticulous Hotelier
An Old Physicist
A Pleased Chief of Police
A Jolly Matador
An Alone Pirate
A Scornful Dictator
A Tearful Technician
A Procrastinating Lifeguard
A Complacent Construction Worker
A Reassured Soldier
A Venomous Photographer
An Impudent Guard
A Disruptive Blacksmith
A Progressive Writer
A Resentful Pilot
A Sarcastic Scout
An Inhibited Lumberjack
A Regimental Sculptor
A Concerned Jailer
An Appreciative Sage
A Hidebound Pirate
A Sporting Physician
A Secure Barista
A Blissful Pastor
A Shrewd Choreographer
A Spirited Pawnbroker
A Trendy Servant
A Dominating Computer Programmer
A Conformist Lumberjack
A Fawning Sheriff
A Funky Police Officer
A Misguided Dancer
A Disorderly Lighthouse-keeper
An Irritable Criminal
An Authoritarian Mobster
A Repentant Dogcatcher
An Inflamed Beggar
A Hopeful Playwright
A Tactless Student
A Complex Engineer
A Dirty Mortician
A Sweaty Tailor
A Grief Dentist
A Rebellious Model
A Pretentious Dancer
A Self-critical Judge
A Wise Baker
A Forthright Broker
A Silly Court Jester
A Lucky Photographer
A Calculating Drug Dealer
A Sarcastic Architect
A Desolate Matador
An Open-minded Sleuth
A Warm Interrogator
A Brittle Salesperson
A Sadistic Sniper
A Phlegmatic Researcher
An Exciting Lifeguard
An Obnoxious Model
A Faithless Chemist
A Forgiving Psychiatrist
A Disappointed Librarian
An Insecure Shop Assistant
A Scheming Wizard
A Soft Drug Dealer
A Messy Florist
A Neat Bank Robber
An Absentminded Game Show Host
A Disillusioned Exterminator
A Closed off Weaver
An Aloof Hairdresser
A Hardy Chauffeur
A Stylish Sleuth
A Spontaneous Director
A Cautious Governor
A Mystical Philanthropist
A Serious Soldier
A Willing Shaman
A Studious Artist
A Tolerant Terrorist
A Cooperative Assassin
An Anxious Captain
A Dull Sculptor
A Physical Mobster
A Painstaking Butcher
A Bewildered Goldsmith
A Completely Normal Mason
A Stupefied Fraudster
A Perceptive Chicken Sexer
An Upright Fortune-teller
An Artificial Park Ranger
A Trusting Sailor
A Narrow-minded Teacher
A Pleased Tattooist
A Disconcerting Medic
An Honorable Gladiator
A Pompous Shaman
A Tender Tailor
A Childish Lawyer
A Disturbing Astronaut
A Selfless Chemist
A Jubilant Cheesemaker
A Disobedient Pickpocket
A Confident Explorer
An Inoffensive Shepherd
A Ready Florist
An Uncooperative Scientist
A Guileless Security Guard
An Organized Firefighter
A Soft Criminal
An Appalled Surgeon
An Empathetic Photographer
A Sore Deputy
A Precise Dentist
A Careless Waiter
A Negativistic Factory Worker
A Prudent Carpenter
A Sharing Missionary
A Fanatical Zookeeper
An Enervated Wizard
An Interested Sailor
A Rowdy Shaman
A Colorful Truck Driver
A Plodding Soldier
A Cautious Saxophonist
A Charmless Dentist
A Completely Normal Assassin
A Resourceful Construction Worker
An Infuriated Archer
An Easy Butcher
A Strong Geologist
A Short Goatherd
A Surprising Manicurist
An Understanding Beggar
A Chummy Spy
A Sarcastic Psychiatrist
An Inflamed Burglar
A Neglectful Bureaucrat
A Complacent Cartoonist
A Zany Barber
A Merry Servant
An Insulting Dressmaker
A Modern Terrorist
An Earthy Silversmith
A Repugnant Radiologist
A Mistaken Linguist
A Quiet Weaver
A Gracious Mathematician
A Relaxed Crook
An Excitable Judge
A Pleased Painter
A Plodding Yak Herder
A Punctual Guard
A Groovy Mason
An Oppressed Gravedigger
An Understanding Goatherd
An Insightful Record Producer
An Excited Soldier
A Negativistic Artist
A Disobedient Spelunker
A Resentful Miner
An Irrational Lifeguard
An Earthy Astronaut
A Meticulous Zookeeper
An Escapist Hotelier
A Content Meteorologist
An Irreverent Pilot
A Sensitive Servant
A Sociable Paramedic
A Money-minded Painter
A Passionate Mayor
An Agonized Actor
An Unlucky Assassin
An Understanding Game Show Host
A Flexible Private Detective
An Amazing Surgeon
A Focused Writer
A Whimsical Fortune-teller
A Kind Hypnotist
A Charming Biologist
A Weak-willed Shaman
A Pessimistic Editor
A Religious Printer
A Playful Cameraman
A Stupefied Deputy
A Thrilled Coach
A Glamorous Cook
A Deceptive Chauffeur
A Frightening Florist
A Hefty Manicurist
A Quaking Veterinarian
An Obvious Cheesemaker
A Contradictory Clown
A Poor Exterminator
A Paralyzed Sniper
An Amiable Pilot
A Ticklish Chef
An Enraged Senator
An Ambitious Deputy
A Vindictive Beggar
A Self-indulgent Mechanic
A Selfless Police Officer
A Bored Bishop
A Crude Writer
A Balanced Dentist
A Festive Captain
An One-dimensional Veterinarian
A Contradictory Coroner
An Earnest Explorer
A Sociable Spin Doctor
An Angry Clown
A Stupid Barber
A Heartbroken DJ
An Empty Programmer
A Short Judge
A Softheaded Cartoonist
A Glamorous Real Estate Agent
A Loving Priest
A Grim Actor
A Doubtful Bank Robber
A Freethinking Sniper
A Mystical Screenwriter
A Self-indulgent Burglar
A Strict Detective
An Insecure Swimming Coach
A Bizarre Gondolier
A Well-meaning Private Detective
A Placid Entrepreneur
A Studious Police Officer
A Discouraging Saxophonist
An Infatuated Graphic Artist
A Narcissistic Medic
A Popular Translator
An Impudent Judge
A Tough Firefighter
A Joyous Sniper
A Tall Fashion Designer
A Delicate Lighthouse-keeper
A Physical Stunt Double
An Offhand Blacksmith
A Careless Dogcatcher
An Irreligious Navigator
A Greedy Tattooist
A Disciplined Librarian
A Vulnerable Baker
A Reliable Miner
A Tidy Gravedigger
A Disappointed Builder
A Positive Bodyguard
An Independent Hypnotist
An Agreeable Factory Worker
A Bland Manicurist
A Secure Cosmonaut
An Impressionable Sculptor
A Grief Butcher
A Cantakerous Cook
A Grieved Saxophonist
A Disturbing Paleontologist
A Thorough Sniper
A Selfish Court Jester
A Thankful Criminal
A Dynamic Burglar
An Orderly Printer
A Malicious Truck Driver
A Tall Inventor
A Misguided Drummer
A Sloppy Private Detective
A Snoopy Spy
An Outspoken Marine
A Lousy Mathematician
An Athletic Cook
An Irreligious Researcher
A Childish Goatherd
A Maternal Exotic Dancer
An Intelligent Waiter
A Confident Matador
A Helpless Hypnotist
An Intuitive Senator
A Crafty Gondolier
A Melancholic Sailor
A Dignified Customs Officer
A Solemn Taxidermist
An Intrigued Guard
A Solitary Director
A Stylish Geologist
A Funky Musician
A Lucky Dentist
A Prim Priest
A Tormented Thief
A Resourceful Dictator
An Amoral Ninja
A Tragic Sheriff
A Humble Mayor
A Narcissistic Dancer
A Misguided Bodyguard
A Foolish Captain
A Prudent Winemaker
A Disciplined Doctor
An Insincere Bishop
A Sporting Philanthropist
A Young Merchant
An Irritable Burglar
A Fatalistic Painter
A Disobedient Singer
A Serene Pianist
A Deceitful Referee
A Secretive Cameraman
A Self-indulgent Bonecarver
A Stupefied Teacher
A Quaking Make-up Artist
An Arbitrary Real Estate Agent
An Ambitious Sailor
A Competitive Journalist
A Lustful Bandit
A Dejected Archer
A Noncompetitive Marine
A Fixed Sage
A Ridiculous Game Show Host
A Lousy Printer
A Solitary Scout
A Dynamic Saxophonist
A Tasteful Animal Trainer
A Timid Cook
A Nosy Juggler
An Optimistic Dancer
A Cross Beekeeper
A Humorous Pilot
An Imaginative Burglar
A Ruined Herald
An Inhibited Clown
A Desperate Shoemaker
An Articulate Sniper
A Puritanical Archer
A Single-minded Philanthropist
An Uncooperative Firefighter
An Incorruptible Carpenter
An Intense Magistrate
An Idiosyncratic Artist
A Guilty Spy
A Driven Spin Doctor
An Amoral Scout
A Grim Entertainer
A Ravenous Teacher
An Ignorant Tailor
A Perfectionist Captain
A Thoughtless Blacksmith
An Orderly Construction Worker
A Frisky Dressmaker
An Energetic Sheepshearer
An Invisible Candlemaker
A Deceptive Clown
A Competitive Receptionist
A Brilliant Interrogator
A Unique Ditch Digger
A Laughing DJ
A Punctual Private Detective
An Eloquent Sage
An Alone Photographer
A Phlegmatic Dancer
A Kind Missionary
A Confident Gladiator
A Hesitant Merchant
A Thrilled Ambassador
A Forgiving Magician
A Surprised Actor
A Fanatical Diver
A Guilty Gondolier
A Tender Air Traffic Controller
A Touchy Beggar
A Money-minded Webmaster
A Leisurely Courier
A Self-indulgent Meteorologist
A Sad Record Producer
An Obnoxious Bank Robber
An Expedient Ninja
A Sanctimonious Chef
A Possessive Cheesemaker
A Destructive DJ
A Pained Boatbuilder
A Neglectful Publisher
An Artful Salesperson
A Disobedient Graphic Artist
An Irreverent Astronaut
An Unappreciative Barber
A Lying Shop Assistant
An Excitable Captain
A Naive Hypnotist
A Tense Tattooist
An Elegant Deputy
A Rustic Stunt Double
A Complacent Bartender
A Vulnerable Torturer
A Scared Botanist
An Elated Beekeeper
A Crafty Knight
A Fun-loving Air Traffic Controller
An Irreligious Juggler
A Rejected Student
A Grief Magician
A Gracious Park Ranger
A Preoccupied Astronaut
A Closed off Gardener
A Worked Up Hunter
A Cross Butcher
A Wealthy Goldsmith
A Placid Barber
A Disobedient Cosmonaut
A Modest Florist
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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