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A Narcissistic Nurse
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A Content Coach
A Terrible Diplomat
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A High-spirited Conductor
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A Cowardly Wizard
An Upset Athlete
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An Arrogant Artist
An Appreciative Spy
A Narcissistic Fashion Designer
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A Tasteless Pilot
A Loyal Welder
A Wonderful Rabbi
A Muddle-headed Sage
An Idealistic Archer
An Infuriated Playwright
An Annoyed Fashion Designer
A Skillful Priest
A Lovely Sheepshearer
A Brilliant Lighthouse-keeper
A Blissful Swimming Coach
A Weak Bandit
A Selfless Bank Robber
A Magnanimous Guitarist
A Freethinking Dogcatcher
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A Ridiculous Manicurist
A Messy Exterminator
A Pained Pirate
A Dramatic Coach
A Narcissistic Butler
A Funky Referee
A Demanding Magistrate
A Bizarre Sniper
A Funny Busker
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An Efficient Deputy
An Intense Gravedigger
A Weak-willed Sculptor
A Fortunate Dietician
A Victimized Photographer
A Sober Marine
A Barbaric Clown
A Scheming Waiter
A Disgusting Astronaut
A Mechanical Rabbi
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A Pleased Coach
A Domineering Linguist
An Intelligent Gate-keeper
A Careless Security Guard
A Sexy Beautician
A Negativistic Technician
An One-dimensional Police Officer
An Infuriated Thief
A Cold Guru
A Conformist Beekeeper
An Unprincipled Mayor
A Courageous Cartoonist
An Athletic Fashion Designer
A Scared Hunter
An Unpleasant Fishmonger
A Humorous Shipwright
An Irreverent Beautician
A Mystical Director
An Odd Chief of Police
A Narcissistic Farmer
A Frugal Drummer
A Sophisticated Detective
A Busy Bartender
A Fatalistic Ornithologist
A Plodding Ambassador
An Uncooperative Lighthouse-keeper
An Inoffensive Wedding Planner
An Injured Park Ranger
A Handsome Clerk
A Guilty Tattooist
A Merry Weaver
A Logical Percussionist
An Appreciative Sniper
An Excited Astronaut
An Agonizing Pianist
An Expedient Actor
A Distrustful Taxi-driver
A Fickle Herbalist
A Cultured Antique Dealer
A Mystical Pawnbroker
An Engrossed Cartoonist
A Calm Barber
A Sophisticated Spelunker
A Disruptive Mercenary
A Self-reliant Guru
A Gullible Criminal
A Receptive Archaeologist
A Ready Graphic Artist
A Festive Physician
A Ruined Shepherd
A Resourceful Astronaut
A Cantakerous Servant
A Single-minded Dentist
A Dutiful Photographer
A Narcissistic Physicist
A Skeptical Optometrist
An Exciting Park Ranger
An Arrogant Reporter
A Shrewd Jeweler
An Amusing Butcher
A Scared Gladiator
A Pleased Busker
A Big-thinking Monk
A Hungry Spy
A Fanatical Manicurist
A Regimental Baker
A Calculating Principal
An Inconsiderate Hypnotist
A Phlegmatic Knight
A Charismatic Gate-keeper
A Calm Greengrocer
A Petty Bandit
A Sweaty Student
A Dogmatic Paleontologist
A Religious Mortician
A Stable Terrorist
A Scrupulous Fashion Designer
A Self-sufficent Lumberjack
A Timid Barber
A Loving Bartender
A Predictable Butler
A Lousy Detective
An Exciting Sheriff
An Intent Engineer
An Irrational Goldsmith
A Relaxed Paleontologist
A Painstaking Guitarist
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A Leisurely Navigator
A Ticklish Bodyguard
A Friendly Referee
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A Wise Butcher
A Benevolent Brewer
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A Joyous Crook
A Doubtful Diplomat
A Relaxed Hypnotist
A Monstrous Miner
A Sanctimonious Thief
A Hateful Courier
A Surprising Physicist
A Calm Ornithologist
An Unhappy Air Traffic Controller
An Optimistic Governor
A Simple Computer Programmer
A Contemptible Bodyguard
A Gentle Conductor
A Vacuous Blacksmith
A Crude Screenwriter
A Sly Fashion Designer
A Competitive Builder
A Cheating Shipwright
A Ruined Shaman
A Merry Waiter
A Perfectionist Interpreter
An Open-minded Biologist
A Disillusioned Security Guard
A Mawkish Cheesemaker
An Encouraged Zookeeper
A Coarse Student
A Tragic Drummer
A Willing Construction Worker
An Offensive Actor
A Perverse Mathematician
A Nonchalant Artist
A Disruptive Painter
An Ambitious Truck Driver
A Brittle Assassin
An Impulsive Evangelist
A Ticklish Hunter
A Clear-headed Scientist
A Smiling Bricklayer
An Innovative Cheesemaker
A Terrible Wedding Planner
A Cultured Dictator
A Conservative Author
A Selfish Fortune-teller
A Regimental Spy
A Naive Bandit
A Rigid Deputy
A Pure Beekeeper
A Shallow Accountant
A Trusting Hypnotist
An Unimaginative Cartoonist
A Sly Ninja
An Impersonal Sailor
A Slow Photographer
A Unique Jailer
An Uncaring Fishmonger
A Stupid Taxi-driver
A Pained Priest
An Angry Waiter
A Despicable Zookeeper
A Grief Salesperson
An Intuitive Veterinarian
A Wronged Plumber
An Agonized Interpreter
An Inconsiderate Manicurist
An Odd Assassin
An Incorruptible Police Officer
A Decadent Firefighter
A Handsome Undertaker
An Aloof Detective
A Cheating Winemaker
A Familial Scout
An Embarrassed Taxi-driver
A Disorderly Terrorist
An Inoffensive Technician
A Dejected Bartender
A Questioning Entertainer
A Driven Fashion Designer
A Pretentious Pickpocket
An Unambitious Builder
An One-dimensional Matador
A Presumptuous Architect
An Unhappy Drug Dealer
An Erratic Archer
A Dutiful Chauffeur
A Paternalistic Bricklayer
A Graceless Fortune-teller
An Authoritarian Gravedigger
A Sensitive Dentist
A Petty Nurse
A Crafty Botanist
A Rustic Chief of Police
A Monstrous Undertaker
A Stupid Mobster
A Neurotic Sailor
An Ignorant Wizard
A Trembling Sleuth
A Detestable Reporter
A Purposeful Matador
A Warm Computer Programmer
A Peaceful Deputy
A Captivating Secretary
An Appreciative Dancer
A Precise Gondolier
A Whimsical Marine
A Popular Bodyguard
A Grieved Dogcatcher
An Engrossed Butcher
A Monstrous Scientist
A Dissonant Playwright
A Wonderful Scout
An Encouraged Fashion Designer
A Devoted Model
A Despairing Criminal
A Youthful Soldier
An Uncooperative Terrorist
A Selfish Janitor
A Resentful Senator
An Ignorant Guide
A Scholarly Impersonator
A Cowardly Security Guard
A Meticulous Court Jester
A Regimental DJ
A Ravenous Taxi-driver
An Amusing Jockey
An Overimaginative Detective
An Impatient Burglar
A Resourceful Pastor
An Enervated Thief
A Distrustful Lighthouse-keeper
An Elated Diver
A Victimized Undertaker
An Infuriated Gondolier
An Unbelieving Architect
An Honorable Rat Catcher
A Lost Fashion Designer
A Lonely Model
A Dull Swordsmith
A Confused Ventriloquist
A Caring Sleuth
A Bland Garbage Collector
A Vulnerable Librarian
An Educated Detective
A Witty Spin Doctor
An Inconsiderate Silversmith
A Humiliated Salesperson
A Dynamic Innkeeper
A Preoccupied Barista
A Reverential Bartender
A Genuine Wizard
A Sanctimonious Mortician
A Procrastinating Dogcatcher
A Progressive Mobster
An Inspired Shepherd
A Difficult Dictator
An Incensed Drug Dealer
A Caring Coroner
An Unlucky Manicurist
A Surprised Truck Driver
An Overjoyed Governor
A Mystical Carver
An Interested Dancer
A Cheerful Juggler
A Busy Evangelist
A Vacuous Imam
An Unpredicatable Guru
An Unhealthy Chemist
A Ruined Pirate
A Frisky Carpenter
A Weary Customs Officer
A Private Fortune-teller
A Confident Architect
A Rustic Ninja
A Steadfast Priest
A Brave Construction Worker
An Unimaginative Jockey
A Scornful Astronaut
A Purposeful Pharmacist
A Trusting Marshal
A Lucky Conductor
A Lousy Minister
An Agreeable Impersonator
An Engrossed Dancer
An Ugly Ditch Digger
A Cerebral Burglar
A Delicate Gardener
A Resentful Courier
A Provoked Gravedigger
A Realistic Fortune-teller
An Unsentimental Librarian
A Morbid Scientist
A Willful Builder
A Foolish Dictator
A Trustworthy Goatherd
An Amoral Ambassador
An Unappreciative Guitarist
An Innovative Philanthropist
A Concerned Drummer
A Disrespectful Manicurist
A Cheerful Executioner
A Wealthy Terrorist
A Barbaric Air Traffic Controller
A Thrilled Park Ranger
A Money-minded Deputy
A Ridiculous Assassin
A Progressive Professor
A Pure Guard
A Realistic Dancer
A Plodding Sheriff
An Irritable Mayor
A Hypnotic Archaeologist
A Folksy Garbage Collector
A Sure Computer Programmer
A Spirited Programmer
A Sensual Guitarist
A Skillful Electrician
A Questioning Criminal
A Disconcerting Burglar
A Healthy Clerk
A Terrible Lifeguard
A Debonair Referee
An Empathetic Torturer
A Joyous Pianist
A Demanding Bodyguard
A Narrow-minded Swordsmith
A Miserable Garbage Collector
A Strong-willed Assassin
A Mellow Silversmith
An Excited Stonecutter
A Sporting Manager
An Unambitious Goatherd
A Humiliated Mayor
An Enigmatic Juggler
A Graceless Chef
An Irritated Court Jester
An Intuitive Pharmacist
A Sadistic Artist
A Scornful Fashion Designer
A Sulky Astronaut
An Ugly Nurse
A Captivating Director
An Unpatriotic Webmaster
An Envious Electrician
A Panicked Truck Driver
A Sympathetic Private Detective
A Decisive Psychiatrist
An Independent Stunt Double
A Creative Illustrator
A Well-rounded Guitarist
An Intelligent Shaman
An Extravagant Doctor
A Romantic Mason
A Quirky Mathematician
A Moralistic Explorer
A Circumspect Interrogator
An Upright Actor
A Gracious Dressmaker
A Free and Easy Librarian
A Sexy Biologist
A Loving Juggler
A Neglectful Gondolier
A Humorous Game Show Host
A Realistic Plumber
An Appreciative Burglar
A Grand Artist
An Independent Firefighter
A Helpless Monk
A Beautiful Sleuth
An Authoritarian Dancer
A Scrupulous Dogcatcher
A Hungry Comedian
A Disinterested Dentist
A Self-indulgent Locksmith
A Hurried Carpenter
A Dutiful Ventriloquist
An Uncooperative Hunter
A Brilliant Butcher
A Logical Gondolier
A Predatory Musician
A Dissatisfied Fashion Designer
A Willful Paramedic
An Agreeable Peddlar
An Unfathomable Priest
A Tidy Artist
An Uneasy Servant
A Subtle Private Detective
An Enthusiastic Screenwriter
A Gullible Explorer
A Hurried Painter
A Sharing Juggler
A Gracious Busker
An Incapable Oracle
A Perfectionist Musician
A Practical Swimming Coach
A Pompous Factory Worker
A Dramatic Chef
An Embarrassed Priest
An Elegant Tax Collector
An Unstable Saxophonist
A Restless Bandit
A Jubilant Security Guard
A Delicate Rabbi
A Captivating Principal
A Power-hungry Student
An Impudent Thief
A Bold Swimming Coach
A Dutiful Sage
A Repressed Jockey
An Anxious Gate-keeper
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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