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An Unrestrained Baker
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A Well-read Exotic Dancer
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A Loving Barber
An Honorable Percussionist
A Tidy Coach
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A Lost Firefighter
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An Easily Discouraged Model
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An Adventurous Medic
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A Reverential Zookeeper
A Disorderly Captain
A Quirky Police Officer
A Panicked Exterminator
A Powerless Mobster
A Hidebound Botanist
A Disturbing Gondolier
A Nonchalant Hunter
A Groovy Swimming Coach
A Restrained Choreographer
A Lucky Graphic Artist
An Unappreciative Surgeon
An Effeminate Butcher
An Energetic Hotelier
A Methodical Matador
An Artificial Bartender
A Desolate Student
An Obedient Reporter
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A Cross Weaver
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A Passive Dentist
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A Weak-willed Referee
A Generous Psychiatrist
A Ravenous Silversmith
A Paralyzed Scout
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A Dramatic Burglar
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A Plodding Shipwright
A Charming Geologist
A Willing Busker
An Unappreciative Percussionist
A Weak Sleuth
A Powerless Dictator
A Happy Librarian
A Religious Make-up Artist
A Devious Barista
A Ridiculous Clockmaker
A Moralistic Editor
A Big-thinking Ambassador
An Independent Mathematician
A Hidebound Paramedic
A Lovely Beggar
A Dishonest Entrepreneur
An Aimless Explorer
A Magnanimous Impersonator
A Playful Reporter
A Treacherous Professor
A Fanciful Veterinarian
A Naive Guru
A Heroic Sniper
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An Energetic Butler
A Gleeful Coroner
A Wishful Rat Catcher
A Sure Swordsmith
A Lustful Herald
A Vulnerable Senator
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An Insensitive Poet
A Helpful Doctor
A Contradictory Thief
An Inspired Chef
A Nihilistic Webmaster
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A Courageous Astronaut
A Sedentary Construction Worker
A Meticulous Barber
A Discouraged Candlemaker
A Considerate Cartoonist
A Humorous Medic
A Tragic Swordsmith
An Alone Ventriloquist
A Petty Broker
A Fun-loving Rabbi
A Fortunate Torturer
An Appreciative Deputy
A Hardworking Brewer
A Stylish Bodyguard
A Superficial Evangelist
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A Glad Publisher
A Sporting Chimney-sweep
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An Independent Torturer
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A Quiet Wizard
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An Appalled Author
A Completely Normal Messenger
A Glad Ambassador
A Strong-willed Chief of Police
A Wary Greengrocer
A Formal Broker
A Reliable Pilot
A Troublesome Cheesemaker
A Resentful Swimming Coach
A Courteous Plumber
A Reserved Florist
A Tormented Magistrate
A Tender Fashion Designer
A Tenacious Impersonator
A Possessive Dogcatcher
A Messy Chief of Police
A Fickle Soldier
A Sensitive Greengrocer
A Rejected Sheriff
A Blunt Shepherd
An Odd Beggar
A Formal Truck Driver
A Practical Nurse
A Warm Clockmaker
An Effeminate Cartoonist
An Antisocial Flight Attendant
A Receptive Conductor
A Hateful Marine
A Logical Mercenary
A Sore Fishmonger
A Creative Referee
A Caring Swordsmith
A Bitter Chef
A Moralistic Bonecarver
A Messy Gate-keeper
An Outrageous Private Detective
A Self-conscious Archer
A Circumspect Real Estate Agent
A Dishonest Bishop
An Ashamed Tattooist
A Pained Ninja
A Benevolent Dressmaker
A Desperate Air Traffic Controller
A Pompous Scientist
An Uncomplaining Navigator
A Neutral Terrorist
A Malicious Chief of Police
A Detestable Artist
A Gleeful Interrogator
An Enraged Beekeeper
A Cute Actor
An Extreme Courier
An Old-fashioned Chicken Sexer
A Criminal Editor
A Humorous Air Traffic Controller
A Crying Wizard
A Tenacious Thief
An Uneasy Teacher
A Comfortable Beautician
A Clean Guitarist
A Discouraged Fraudster
A Desperate Fortune-teller
A Preoccupied Impersonator
A Frivolous Psychiatrist
A Fun-loving Sheriff
A Unique Model
A Callous Coroner
A Youthful Greengrocer
A Laughing Farmer
A Fuming Graphic Artist
A Complacent Fashion Designer
A Stable Hunter
A Wealthy Lifeguard
A Political Bodyguard
A Critical Spin Doctor
An Appalled Interior Designer
A Pretentious Geologist
A Mawkish Deputy
A Surprising Mortician
A Discontented Poet
An Athletic Scientist
A Pained Salesperson
An Unprincipled Pastor
A Fearful Weaver
A Tense Pirate
A Cheating Zookeeper
A Zany Chicken Sexer
A Practical Beggar
A Weird Miner
A Slow Teacher
A Reassured Shipwright
An Alone Carpenter
An Imaginative Butcher
A Gloomy Secretary
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An Unfriendly Boatbuilder
A Tasteful Farmer
An Unhappy Chief of Police
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A Thorough Plumber
An Unfathomable Soldier
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A Frivolous Waiter
A Phlegmatic Social Worker
An Articulate Pilot
A Precise Paramedic
A Vulnerable Thief
A Bewildered Taxidermist
A Paralyzed Janitor
A Captivating Shop Assistant
An Apathetic Politician
A Humorous Manager
A False Dancer
A Sexy Doctor
A Daring DJ
A Progressive Pastor
A Preoccupied Guru
An Amazing Composer
A Principled Impersonator
A Surprised Private Detective
An Enraged Poet
An Overimaginative Hypnotist
A Receptive Author
A Cultured Choreographer
An Opinionated Torturer
A High-spirited Spin Doctor
A Provoked Fashion Designer
A Clumsy Printer
A Discouraging Saxophonist
A Ready Astronaut
An Intelligent Pickpocket
A Muddle-headed Make-up Artist
An Affectionate Pirate
An Intuitive Teacher
A Venomous Barista
A Disorderly Jockey
A Pathetic Executioner
A Vivacious Magician
A Presumptuous Cheesemaker
A Precise Guard
An Enervated Poet
A Fixed Ninja
A Prudent Thief
A Moralistic Mayor
A Small-thinking Guitarist
An Amoral Factory Worker
A Skeptical Interpreter
An Intent Bishop
A Nosy Butcher
A Meddlesome Servant
A Dejected Swimmer
An Impudent Judge
An Irrational Paramedic
A Decadent Plumber
A Protective Gravedigger
A Fanciful Saxophonist
An Insulting Construction Worker
An Indecisive Composer
A Serious Ornithologist
A Cynical Scout
A Businesslike Diver
An Ecstatic Manager
An Enervated Lawyer
An Amoral Dancer
A Frivolous Yodeler
An Enthusiastic Lumberjack
A Ticklish Air Traffic Controller
A Jolly Greengrocer
A Wealthy Barber
A Lustful Undertaker
An Irresponsible Ventriloquist
A Reactive Messenger
A Handsome Librarian
A Mealymouthed Weaver
A Good-natured Assassin
A Prudent Fraudster
A Courteous Diver
A Perplexed Electrician
A Loyal Janitor
A Dominating Pirate
A Deceitful Bartender
An Authoritarian Guru
A Competitive Pilot
A Freewheeling Bandit
A Realistic Drummer
A Profound Doctor
A Sadistic Engineer
A Circumspect Criminal
A Dynamic Wedding Planner
A Crying Pickpocket
An Anxious Silversmith
A Conciliatory Animal Trainer
A Delicate Cook
A Delighted Astronaut
A Liberal Saxophonist
A Spontaneous Pastor
A Kind Entrepreneur
An Empathetic Pirate
A Festive Torturer
An Alone Captain
A Hopeful Secretary
An Offended Doctor
A Persuasive Bonecarver
An Excited Matador
A Brittle Chief of Police
A Patriotic Chauffeur
A Courageous Builder
A Phlegmatic Chef
An Eager Interrogator
An Oppressed Rat Catcher
A Thievish Exotic Dancer
A Questioning Fortune-teller
An Irritated Undertaker
A Principled Bank Robber
An Impulsive Senator
A Rigid Sheepshearer
A Rowdy Private Detective
A Chummy Judge
A Tasteful Actor
An Aimless Translator
A Weak Peddlar
A Freewheeling Torturer
A Ritualistic Herbalist
A Lifeless Hunter
A Disorganized Hypnotist
A Guilty Bishop
A Brittle Pilot
A Paralyzed Entrepreneur
A Free and Easy Psychiatrist
A Deceptive Chauffeur
A Gracious Police Officer
A Woeful Marshal
A Terrible Biologist
An Easy Air Traffic Controller
A Calm Goatherd
A Folksy Poet
An Impulsive Gardener
An Offensive Lifeguard
An Optimistic Deputy
A Forgiving Wizard
A Coarse Farmer
A Hurt Court Jester
A Kind Security Guard
A Forgetful Composer
A Repressed Psychiatrist
A Political Nurse
A Patriotic Matador
A Prudent Coach
A Religious Cheesemaker
A Genuine Zookeeper
A Callous Exotic Dancer
An Appreciative Archaeologist
A Surprised Chimney-sweep
An Infatuated Printer
A Tidy Guitarist
A Prim Oracle
A Freewheeling Journalist
A Tall Astronaut
An Upright Herbalist
An Indecisive Writer
A Power-hungry Broker
A Personable Percussionist
A Puritanical Spy
An Uneasy Captain
A Panicked Historian
A Driven Architect
An Idiosyncratic Thief
A Domineering Veterinarian
A Predatory Psychiatrist
An Amoral Paleontologist
A Fearful Bank Robber
A Despicable Writer
An Authoritarian Waiter
An One-dimensional Record Producer
An at Ease Missionary
A Meticulous Trapper
A Childish Spy
An Enervated Miner
A Liberated Clerk
A Thankful Governor
A Profound Magician
A Grieved Swordsmith
A Negativistic Author
An Aloof Farmer
A Forgiving Senator
A Devoted Entertainer
A Serious Impersonator
A Regretful Carver
A Sloppy Zookeeper
A Keen Interpreter
An Easy Criminal
An Agreeable Guard
A Hardy Matador
A Sordid Imam
An Inhibited Yodeler
An Inoffensive Barber
A Dynamic Carpenter
A Paranoid Stonecutter
An Unlucky Gladiator
A Distressed Physician
An Intuitive Electrician
An Elated Plumber
A Big-thinking Magician
A Sore Programmer
A Snoopy Historian
A Sad Record Producer
An Easily Discouraged Singer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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