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A Physical Shop Assistant
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An Ordinary Painter
A Well-meaning Dentist
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A Conventional Ditch Digger
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A Rustic Taxi-driver
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A Morbid Trapper
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A Frugal Gravedigger
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A Stable Barista
A Weak-willed Construction Worker
A Conventional Security Guard
A Superficial Bandit
A Complex Translator
A Fanatical Innkeeper
A Familial Interpreter
An Inflamed Dentist
A Gallant Paleontologist
A Hateful Shop Assistant
An Unhealthy DJ
A Ruined Judge
An Unimaginative Librarian
A Zany Personal Trainer
A High-minded Guard
A Shortsighted Burglar
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A Political Manager
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A Conciliatory Manager
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A Methodical Security Guard
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A Reassured Nurse
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A Short Guitarist
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A Formal Reporter
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An Independent Baker
A Jolly Hairdresser
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A Dry Painter
A Playful Dancer
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An Intense Fortune-teller
A Sad Computer Programmer
A Coarse Burglar
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A Grief Firefighter
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An Erratic DJ
A Scornful Chemist
An Agreeable Editor
A Trembling Mercenary
A Provocative Shipwright
An Insensitive Chauffeur
A Dynamic Exotic Dancer
A Willful Navigator
A Nervous Brewer
A Fiery Interior Designer
An Indignant Deputy
A Courageous Radiologist
An Injured Programmer
An Ugly Pickpocket
A Hefty Model
A Reverential Jeweler
A Passionate Farmer
A Dirty Artist
A Ravenous Goldsmith
A Stupid Cartoonist
A Dry Ornithologist
A Contradictory Jockey
A Self-critical Private Detective
An Uncaring Construction Worker
A Self-reliant Drug Dealer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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