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An Elegant Fortune-teller
A Sophisticated Director
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An Ugly Chemist
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A Glad Court Jester
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A Caring Messenger
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A Cynical Painter
An Extravagant Monk
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A Self-indulgent Executioner
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A Self-denying Marine
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A Money-minded Poet
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An Intense Zookeeper
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A Patient Hairdresser
A Vacuous Interpreter
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