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A Vulnerable Dressmaker
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A Tall Author
A Vulnerable Photographer
A Complaining Chef
An Amused Sage
An Extreme Bureaucrat
A Good-natured Nurse
A Compassionate Cartoonist
A Reactive Blacksmith
An Admirable Baker
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An Odd Clerk
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A Crafty DJ
A Naive Beekeeper
An Alert Doctor
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An Important Butcher
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A Sociable Librarian
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An Inert Paleontologist
A Fixed Security Guard
A Balanced Captain
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A Deep Sheriff
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A Fanciful Monk
A Compulsive Herald
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A Miserable Shaman
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A Brilliant Surgeon
An Obedient Private Detective
A Scholarly Model
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A Modest Pirate
A Domineering Barber
An Impressionable Poet
A Timid Juggler
An Invulnerable Carver
An Easy Radiologist
An Insincere Nanny
An Inflamed Comedian
An Intrigued Gate-keeper
A Repugnant Matador
A Groovy Scout
A Self-conscious Boatbuilder
An Unimaginative Herald
A Hardworking Swineherd
A Dogmatic Assassin
A Disconcerting Private Detective
A Sarcastic Cook
A Contradictory Bodyguard
A Hopeful Tax Collector
An Uncaring Drummer
A Captivating Butler
A Dejected Paramedic
A Practical Chauffeur
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A Grieved Yak Herder
An Alienated Shaman
A Fraudulent Hunter
A Charismatic Taxidermist
A Paternalistic Impersonator
An Interested Spy
A Stiff Firefighter
A Healthy Ninja
A Panicked Shipwright
A Discourteous Real Estate Agent
A Willing Swineherd
A Moody Ambassador
A Mannered Optometrist
A Dedicated Watchmaker
A Lovely Hairdresser
A Reactionary Shaman
A Provocative Assassin
A Satisfied Taxi-driver
A False Singer
A Passionate Chief of Police
A Confident Paleontologist
A Sociable Captain
A Sexy Plumber
A Tortured Herbalist
An Uninhibited Truck Driver
An Inspired DJ
A Serious Linguist
An Honest Accountant
A Patriotic Sniper
A Humiliated Paramedic
A Naive Geologist
A Merry Trapper
A Conceited Knight
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A Crying Psychiatrist
A Useless Veterinarian
A Humble Physician
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A Playful Dictator
A Noncompetitive Tax Collector
A Neutral Dogcatcher
A Fatigued Student
A Rejected Magistrate
A Boisterous Shaman
A Mature Welder
A Prejudiced Fisher
A Cantakerous Bartender
A Gracious Taxi-driver
A High-spirited Truck Driver
An Objective Dentist
A Contemplative Miner
An Alert Spy
An Agreeable Sound Technician
A Stupid Explorer
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An Irresponsible Magician
A Lovely Broker
A Fashionable Boatbuilder
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A Dynamic Radiologist
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An Important Coach
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A Phlegmatic Chemist
A Disturbing Magician
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A Hateful Herbalist
A Charming Playwright
An Athletic Blacksmith
A Free and Easy Sound Technician
A Subtle Swimmer
A Lifeless Cook
A Self-denying Webmaster
A Rebellious Ninja
A Despairing Cheesemaker
An Understanding Composer
A Grief Real Estate Agent
An Inspired Spy
An Intense Pirate
A Treacherous Burglar
A Stupid Captain
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A Cynical Screenwriter
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A Dull Detective
A Dry Veterinarian
A Frightening Guide
A Funny Taxidermist
A Frightened Diplomat
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A Victimized Butcher
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A Dishonest Athlete
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A Conventional Farmer
A Thankful Lawyer
A Miserly Terrorist
An Agonized Gravedigger
A Petty Guide
A Mawkish Surgeon
A Stupefied Ventriloquist
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A Persuasive Chief of Police
A Hopeful Poet
A Wronged Barber
A Benevolent Botanist
An Inoffensive Fisher
A Humorous Gate-keeper
A Strict Rat Catcher
A Hedonistic Yak Herder
A High-minded Goldsmith
A Formal Jockey
An Impressive Receptionist
A Stoic Air Traffic Controller
A Possessive Undertaker
A Woeful Busker
An Intent Butcher
An Unsentimental Paramedic
An Excited Hunter
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A Power-hungry Guru
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A Cowardly Veterinarian
A Freethinking Terrorist
An Old Trapper
A Devoted Taxi-driver
A Charming Rat Catcher
A Miserable Drug Dealer
An Astigmatic Ninja
A Graceless Captain
An Insightful Fisher
An Egocentric Burglar
An Excitable Wizard
A Preoccupied Doctor
A Barbaric Chief of Police
A Compulsive Cook
A Painstaking Mobster
An Expedient Bank Robber
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A Mannered Architect
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A Loyal Florist
A Popular Crook
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An Emotional Linguist
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An Impressive Rabbi
A Festive Artist
A Tragic Matador
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A Frightened Trapper
An Old Archer
A Secretive Paramedic
A Ritualistic Barber
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A Sexy Tattooist
A Young Chicken Sexer
An Earthy Translator
An Intent Guitarist
An Impatient Tax Collector
A Calculating Nanny
An Observant Taxidermist
A Thoughtless Chief of Police
A Flamboyant Director
A Bland Playwright
A Neurotic Beekeeper
A Superficial Programmer
A Self-indulgent Librarian
A Dramatic Shepherd
A Desperate Mortician
A Tearful Minister
A Fanciful Cook
A Modern Interior Designer
A Sharing Gardener
A Reserved Make-up Artist
An Original Criminal
A Solemn Game Show Host
A Reflective Cartoonist
An Unhealthy Author
A Charmless Barber
A Stupid Paramedic
A Quaking Gravedigger
A Foolish Veterinarian
A Vacuous Butcher
A Distracted Dancer
A Relaxed Fashion Designer
A Miserly Locksmith
A Paranoid Air Traffic Controller
A Slow Brewer
An Egocentric Archaeologist
A Crude Librarian
A Dramatic Candlemaker
An Aimless Bartender
A Witty Scout
An Exciting Writer
A Mannerless Artist
An Insightful Priest
A Terrible Butcher
A Nosy Diver
An Overjoyed Cheesemaker
A Sorrowful Guitarist
A High-minded Servant
A Focused Lawyer
A Crude Bodyguard
A Brittle Coach
A Mechanical Explorer
An Inhibited Rabbi
An Obedient Ninja
A Troublesome Fraudster
A Steadfast Make-up Artist
An Admirable Taxi-driver
A Quiet Diplomat
A Disinterested Busker
A Fatalistic Bonecarver
A Brutal Gravedigger
A Sociable Private Detective
An Upright Hypnotist
A Meticulous Mason
A Skillful Carver
An Offensive Psychiatrist
A Pained Graphic Artist
A Puritanical Bandit
A Discreet Weaver
An Elated Juggler
A Spontaneous Social Worker
A Healthy Air Traffic Controller
A Well-meaning Mercenary
A Frightening Barista
An Uncomplaining Farmer
A Protective Nurse
A Gentle Journalist
A Victimized Animal Trainer
An Unpatriotic Exterminator
A Stupefied Cook
A Perverse Spy
A Lousy Student
A Distracted Detective
A Crying Poet
A Wonderful Guitarist
A Gloomy Captain
A Frightening Florist
A Troublesome Bank Robber
A Debonair Real Estate Agent
A Brittle Archer
A Surprising Nanny
An Alienated Yodeler
An Impudent Archaeologist
A Sordid Politician
A Sanctimonious Ventriloquist
A Dramatic Air Traffic Controller
A Hearty Boatbuilder
An Orderly Burglar
A Wonderful Exterminator
A Sarcastic Clockmaker
An Inhibited Chef
A Gallant Greengrocer
A Rejected Shepherd
A Genuine Butcher
A Fixed Lifeguard
A Willful Fortune-teller
A Fanciful DJ
A Serious Taxidermist
A Pugnacious Photographer
A Dynamic Ditch Digger
An Honorable Janitor
A Ritualistic Pirate
A Glamorous Detective
A Sophisticated Burglar
A Happy Swordsmith
An Unrestrained Lumberjack
A Compassionate Park Ranger
A Fuming Baker
A Shallow Tax Collector
A Criminal Technician
An Irreverent Game Show Host
An Important Guitarist
A Cheerful Boatbuilder
A Sordid Captain
A Terrible Pickpocket
An Antisocial Playwright
An Inoffensive Dentist
A Daring Torturer
An Alone Dancer
A Determined Chemist
A Ready Private Detective
A Stubborn Doctor
An Alarmed Inventor
A Repentant Photographer
A Captivating DJ
A Sensitive Butcher
A Barbaric Animal Trainer
A Courteous Clockmaker
An Appreciative Drug Dealer
A Narrow-minded Interior Designer
An Indecisive Tailor
An Educated Hotelier
A Gallant Executioner
An Incensed Sniper
A Frivolous Private Detective
A Decadent Model
An Alone Minister
A Muddle-headed Doctor
A Small-thinking Undertaker
A Frustrated Plumber
A Shaky Clockmaker
A Dishonest Crook
A Provocative Barber
A Young Swimming Coach
A Friendly Paramedic
A Tearful Baker
An Unlovable Journalist
A Brutal Flight Attendant
An Admirable Detective
A Bold Florist
An Impersonal Singer
An Abrupt Exterminator
An Impatient Diver
An Empathetic Missionary
A Keen Pirate
An Enthusiastic Messenger
A Scrupulous Explorer
An Agonizing Guard
An Exciting Game Show Host
A Wonderful Nurse
A Calm Assassin
A Fanatical Shop Assistant
A Mannerless Welder
An Impatient Antique Dealer
A Distracted Dictator
A Disrespectful Sleuth
A Casual Actor
A Grief Mobster
An Invulnerable Bricklayer
An Unappreciative DJ
A Paternalistic Pawnbroker
A Quirky Saxophonist
A Snoopy Courier
A Hefty Burglar
A Useless Security Guard
A Willful Hotelier
An Incensed Merchant
A Self-sufficent Gravedigger
A Weak-willed Sculptor
A Tough Cook
A Playful Spelunker
A Terrified DJ
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