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A Pure Torturer
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A Malicious Ninja
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A Neutral Oracle
A Useless Doctor
A Reliable Paramedic
An Ignorant Astronaut
A Magnanimous Receptionist
A Presumptuous Chief of Police
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A Nihilistic Physician
An Inert Butler
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A Wealthy Shoemaker
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A Compulsive Singer
A Devious Judge
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A Dejected Torturer
A Tough Doctor
A Romantic Dentist
A Subtle Detective
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A Happy Plumber
A Lonely Broker
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A Hearty Shepherd
A Heartbroken Scientist
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A Skinny Cosmonaut
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A Profound Fortune-teller
A Haughty Judge
A Principled Hypnotist
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An Uninhibited Translator
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A Tragic Jailer
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A Serious Librarian
A Self-effacing Gardener
A Disturbing Astronaut
An Apathetic Optometrist
A Peaceful Explorer
A Fascinated Magician
A Tormented Senator
A Thorough Cartoonist
A Calm Soldier
A Depressed Radiologist
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A Peaceful Dictator
A Skillful Herald
An Infatuated Guru
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A Brilliant Librarian
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A Thorough Veterinarian
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A Sure Fashion Designer
A Pathetic Sleuth
A Monstrous Soldier
A Concerned Chauffeur
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A Complacent Florist
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An Aimless Security Guard
A Passive Paleontologist
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A Fickle Comedian
An Ashamed Wizard
An Egocentric Butler
An Inquisitive Singer
A Vivacious Psychiatrist
A Casual Biologist
A Competitive Chef
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A Cynical Choreographer
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A Witty Artist
A Provoked Physicist
A Dissatisfied Blacksmith
A Handsome Criminal
A Sedentary Entertainer
A Freethinking Detective
A Vague Inventor
An Inhibited Carpenter
An Alienated Priest
A Fickle Stunt Double
An Affectionate Baker
A Neutral Veterinarian
A Money-minded Clerk
A High-spirited Private Detective
An Envious Coach
A Handsome Pastor
A Contemplative Janitor
An Uninhibited Guru
A Selfless Dietician
A Secure Impersonator
A Grief Poet
A Caring Bricklayer
An Oppressed Researcher
A Lying Sniper
A Hateful Record Producer
A Sure Stunt Double
A Contradictory Marshal
A Perceptive Wedding Planner
An Elegant Guitarist
A Frustrated Cook
A Nosy Game Show Host
A Disorderly Court Jester
A Sensitive Swimmer
An Embarrassed Engineer
A Playful Busker
A Brittle Sheepshearer
A Receptive Make-up Artist
A Hopeful Accountant
A Crass Matador
A Beautiful Ornithologist
A Loving Astronaut
A Sly Writer
A Moralistic Detective
A Sharing Sound Technician
An Ecstatic Butcher
An Insensitive Clerk
A Skillful Lawyer
A Gloomy Criminal
A Precise Cab Driver
A Prim Diver
A Reliable Chef
A Childish Stonecutter
A Sociable Spy
A Reactionary Dictator
A Pretentious Zookeeper
An Affectionate Air Traffic Controller
A Mannered Peddlar
A Progressive Court Jester
A Self-reliant Actor
A Forgetful Busker
A Hostile Senator
A Sulky Author
A Self-effacing Cook
A Reserved Oracle
A Muddle-headed Herald
A Nonchalant Factory Worker
A Meddlesome Pawnbroker
A Sharing Surgeon
A Painstaking Choreographer
A Romantic Baker
A Tortured Thief
A Dry Butcher
A Pessimistic Busker
An Indifferent Firefighter
A Tolerant Paramedic
A Foolish Fashion Designer
A Discontented Guard
A Frustrated Bank Robber
A Submissive Singer
A Disrespectful Teacher
An Arrogant Sleuth
An Outrageous Priest
An Insensitive Fisher
A Moody Guitarist
A Despairing DJ
A Mournful Librarian
An Alert Lumberjack
A Deceptive Ambassador
A Skinny Bartender
An Enigmatic Composer
An Obvious Sniper
A Proud Optometrist
A Venomous Personal Trainer
An at Ease Torturer
A Sure Chief of Police
A Stupefied Model
A Miserly Spelunker
A Cerebral Hunter
A Sentimental Lawyer
An Astigmatic Doctor
A Merry Customs Officer
A Conventional Priest
An Enervated Professor
An Assertive Guide
An Individualistic Deputy
A Distressed Wedding Planner
An Honorable Pirate
An Enraged Mobster
An Incapable Spelunker
An Envious Saxophonist
An Agonized Surgeon
A Patient Bartender
A Solitary Fortune-teller
A Mawkish Poet
An Extravagant Truck Driver
A Sedentary Taxi-driver
A Chummy Paramedic
A Colorful Swimming Coach
An Inconsiderate Pickpocket
A Superficial Exterminator
A Tough Teacher
A Forceful Interpreter
A Driven Lawyer
An Offended Comedian
A Pedantic Sniper
A Cruel Hunter
A Realistic Boatbuilder
A Clumsy Writer
A Neutral Clown
A Blunt Cook
A Slow Guide
A Courageous Evangelist
A Destructive Artist
A Generous Librarian
A Tortured Police Officer
A Responsible Nurse
A Complex Detective
A Sad Private Detective
An Incapable Real Estate Agent
A Romantic Pickpocket
A Cruel Firefighter
A Disloyal Inventor
An Oppressed Lifeguard
A Hidebound Sheepshearer
A Pleased Bureaucrat
A Neglectful Playwright
An Inflamed Mason
A Genuine Game Show Host
A Monstrous Composer
A Presumptuous Astronaut
A Contemptible Air Traffic Controller
A Nonchalant Burglar
An Agonizing Builder
A Caring Wedding Planner
A Self-conscious Screenwriter
An Affectionate Customs Officer
An Abrupt Waiter
A Charming Hunter
An Incorruptible Truck Driver
A Bland Pirate
A Handsome Flight Attendant
An Unstable Doctor
An Individualistic Lawyer
An Appreciative Gravedigger
A Competitive Publisher
A Good-natured Deputy
An Optimistic Singer
An Artificial Stonecutter
An Odd Busker
An Outspoken Cobbler
A Dynamic Veterinarian
A Repressed Magician
An Observant Explorer
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