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A Quaking Nanny
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A Despairing Bandit
A Bland Paramedic
A Secure Captain
An Inert Welder
A High-minded Baker
A Suspicious Stonecutter
A Sadistic Busker
A Sore Drug Dealer
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A Selfish Historian
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A Fickle Accountant
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A Cerebral Artist
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An Infuriated Barber
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An Inhibited Interpreter
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A Sporting Diplomat
A Content Executioner
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An Obnoxious Hunter
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A Balanced Lifeguard
An Intolerant Wizard
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An Invisible Private Detective
A Humiliated Barber
A Cooperative Mercenary
A Dreamy Fortune-teller
A Respectful Optometrist
A Glad Chemist
A Tender Painter
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A Guilty Criminal
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A Negativistic Ambassador
A Private Executioner
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A Despairing Pilot
A Malicious Matador
A Cooperative Author
A Ruined Merchant
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An Ugly Judge
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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