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A Mature Judge
A Decent Herbalist
A Stern Writer
A Colorful Cheesemaker
A Pompous Principal
A Depressed Banker
A Methodical Messenger
A Ritualistic Ventriloquist
A Discouraged Captain
A Freethinking Historian
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A Surprising Singer
A Tough Publisher
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A Discourteous Secretary
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A Dynamic Soldier
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A Happy Bureaucrat
A Fearful Bishop
A Perfectionist Interior Designer
A Folksy Mortician
A Modest Sniper
A Good-natured Winemaker
An Angry Hairdresser
A Cross Chimney-sweep
A Principled Yodeler
An Efficient Diplomat
A Faithful Senator
A Ruined Illustrator
A Rebellious DJ
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A Decent Taxi-driver
A Strong Sheepshearer
A Beautiful Dentist
A Thankful Merchant
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A Keen Sniper
An Independent Guru
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A Conceited Criminal
A Neat Firefighter
A Discontented Chief of Police
A Disrespectful Game Show Host
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A Pompous Guide
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A Grand Paramedic
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A Mealymouthed Fisher
A Transparent Boatbuilder
A Disturbing Wizard
A Melancholic Explorer
An Impressionable Monk
An Extraordinary Researcher
A Dogmatic Choreographer
A Solemn Deputy
A Weak Shepherd
A Jubilant Spelunker
A Barbaric Pilot
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A Stable Sheepshearer
A Private Pawnbroker
An Easily Discouraged Detective
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A Fiery Terrorist
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A Threatened Private Detective
A Suave Interior Designer
A Dry Hotelier
An Odd Coach
A Hungry Pickpocket
A Hardy Biologist
A Helpless Mechanic
An Impatient Priest
A Political Chemist
A Circumspect DJ
A Clean Personal Trainer
A Ruined Tailor
A Leisurely Architect
A Flamboyant Cartoonist
A Nonchalant Thief
A Profound Secretary
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A Noncompetitive Librarian
An Invisible Sheriff
A Loyal Busker
A Satisfied Interrogator
A Rebellious Ditch Digger
A Tearful Monk
An Obedient Goatherd
A Distracted Manicurist
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A Conventional Truck Driver
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A Positive Chef
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A Warm Executioner
A Silly Butcher
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An Unrestrained Soldier
A High-handed Sniper
An at Ease Waiter
A Heartbroken Lawyer
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An at Ease Bishop
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A Disinterested Shaman
A Scornful Sculptor
A Forceful Singer
A Perfectionist Undertaker
A Clumsy Butcher
An Invisible Coach
A Familial Researcher
A Wary Captain
A Sad Watchmaker
A Determined Garbage Collector
A Restrained Accountant
An Expedient Goldsmith
A Benevolent Sheriff
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A Methodical Dogcatcher
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A Flamboyant Astronaut
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A Clumsy Teacher
A Frisky Doctor
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A Hard Working Professor
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An Agreeable Tattooist
A Stern Burglar
A Handsome Thief
A Strong Taxidermist
An Effeminate Mortician
A Poor Diplomat
A Tolerant Entertainer
An Offensive Teacher
A Calm Baker
A Lustful Tailor
A Suspicious Air Traffic Controller
A Protective Servant
A Misguided Scientist
A Jubilant Monk
An Open-minded Illustrator
An Elated Crook
A Dismayed Butler
A Rational Broker
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A Sexy Wizard
An Injured Paleontologist
A Precise Swordsmith
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A Weak Torturer
A Flexible Mercenary
A Mystical Scout
A Frightened Chef
A Dignified Imam
An Orderly Carver
A Tough Goldsmith
A Lying Exterminator
A Brave Poet
A Jubilant Juggler
A Thrilled Dictator
A Kind Graphic Artist
An Excited Botanist
A Tall Fraudster
An Empty Chauffeur
A Dominating Hunter
A Hearty Chief of Police
A Subjective Ninja
An Uncaring Priest
A Snoopy Cook
A Tense Dressmaker
An Amused Burglar
A Hopeful Fisher
An Embarrassed Professor
An Optimistic Archaeologist
A Skillful Diplomat
A Skeptical Playwright
A Terrified Thief
An Astigmatic Plumber
A Humiliated Assassin
An Intrigued Monk
An Understanding Astronaut
An Abrupt Paleontologist
A Trembling Magician
A Folksy Guitarist
A Fortunate Drug Dealer
A Mawkish Torturer
An Agonizing Shipwright
A Melancholic Courier
A Brittle Florist
A Loyal Yodeler
A Lousy Farmer
An Emotional Security Guard
A Complex Criminal
A Hypnotic Jeweler
A Sorrowful Lumberjack
A Fearful Sheriff
A Weak Burglar
A Daring Chemist
A Despairing Pickpocket
A Responsive Explorer
A Dynamic Court Jester
A Sweaty Juggler
A Blunt Lifeguard
An Exciting Hotelier
An Annoyed Police Officer
A Protective Dancer
A Considerate Banker
A Melancholic Personal Trainer
A Dominating Gravedigger
A Calm Captain
A Strong Real Estate Agent
A Merry Electrician
A Rowdy Private Detective
A Reactionary Sailor
An Unpatriotic Fashion Designer
An Amused Hotelier
A Presumptuous Surgeon
A Sanctimonious Sniper
A Neat Radiologist
A Cantakerous Priest
A Bizarre Beggar
A Fanatical Architect
A Quaking Swordsmith
A Silly Security Guard
A Tragic Mathematician
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An Impudent Fisher
A Bland Thief
An Inquisitive Inventor
A Greedy Pirate
A Fawning Lifeguard
A Creative Beekeeper
A Charismatic Clerk
A Patient Screenwriter
A Studious Researcher
A Snoopy Barber
A Terrified Sniper
A Dissonant Judge
A Nosy Police Officer
A Conventional Game Show Host
An Ordinary Animal Trainer
An Unambitious Hunter
An Eloquent Yak Herder
A Presumptuous Politician
A Selfish Shop Assistant
A Spirited Detective
A Silly Wizard
A Dignified Drummer
A Shy Pilot
A Private Bodyguard
A Guileless Soldier
An Odd Busker
A Fickle Dancer
A Crazy Physician
An Apathetic Explorer
A Conceited Butcher
A Funny Builder
A Disrespectful Broker
A Pompous Botanist
An Ashamed Poet
A Private Firefighter
A Discouraging Merchant
A Cold Bank Robber
A Decadent Soldier
A Calm Pickpocket
A Shallow Chef
A Groovy Dancer
A Satisfied Scout
A Painstaking Executioner
A Perceptive Magistrate
A Brittle Make-up Artist
A Weak Clerk
A Resourceful Electrician
An Obedient Missionary
An Uninhibited Lumberjack
A Suspicious Ambassador
A Perverse Archer
A Helpful Beggar
An Amused Student
A Rustic Blacksmith
An Unrestrained Carpenter
A Rebellious Thief
A Disloyal Senator
A Responsible Locksmith
An Aimless Photographer
A Sorrowful Barber
A Worried Beautician
A Paternalistic Bandit
A Colorful Scientist
A Ticklish Undertaker
A Dependent Evangelist
A Woeful Spy
A Beautiful Tax Collector
An Irrational Stonecutter
A Keen Zookeeper
A Soft Guru
A Lonely Trapper
An Honest Lighthouse-keeper
A Disorderly Tattooist
A Bright Locksmith
A Confidential Beekeeper
An Unsentimental Taxidermist
A Moody Scout
A Timid Technician
An Argumentative Lifeguard
A Bizarre Private Detective
A Lying Ninja
An Ignorant Matador
A Frustrated Plumber
A Mournful Tax Collector
A Sure Garbage Collector
A Distressed Coroner
An Expedient Stonecutter
A Sensitive Detective
An Old Bank Robber
An Excitable Court Jester
A Brittle Police Officer
An Amiable Game Show Host
A Dull Navigator
A Faithful Cobbler
An Independent Busker
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