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A Brutal Thief
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A Mistaken Programmer
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An Alarmed Detective
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A Sexy Astronaut
A Mechanical Garbage Collector
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A Private Jockey
An Individualistic Magistrate
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An Upset Senator
A Ready Construction Worker
A Bizarre Chemist
A Self-reliant Violinist
A Balanced Game Show Host
A Funny Wizard
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An Excitable Tattooist
A Discreet Exotic Dancer
A Sympathetic Coach
An Excited Truck Driver
An Uneasy Botanist
An Agonizing Terrorist
A Freethinking Rat Catcher
An Alienated Beggar
A Softheaded Bureaucrat
A Repentant Oracle
A Deceptive Photographer
A Grim Jailer
A Dominating Entertainer
A Boisterous Animal Trainer
A Disruptive Biologist
A Distrustful Burglar
An Oppressed Marine
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A Skeptical Firefighter
A Surprised Baker
An Energetic Chimney-sweep
A Distracted Jockey
A Softheaded Barber
An Appreciative Medic
A Sentimental Detective
An Obnoxious Bandit
An Intent Innkeeper
An Expedient Cheesemaker
A Naive Missionary
A Perfectionist Mechanic
A Trendy Builder
A Mawkish Drug Dealer
An Uncertain Farmer
A Hardworking Chauffeur
A Patient Sleuth
A Dedicated Meteorologist
An Agonizing Banker
An Envious Animal Trainer
A Receptive Antique Dealer
A Tasteless Spy
An Unlovable Taxidermist
A Dominating Artist
A Narrow-minded Radiologist
A Sympathetic Fortune-teller
A Lifeless Florist
A High-handed Chef
A Despairing Dogcatcher
An Escapist Dressmaker
A Complacent Juggler
An Insecure Torturer
A Frisky Bartender
An Old-fashioned Musician
A Disgusting DJ
A Neurotic Fishmonger
A Casual Pianist
A Gallant Guru
An Enraged Sheepshearer
A Sulky Clockmaker
A Perfectionist Guide
A Lost Merchant
A Hurried Lighthouse-keeper
A Sentimental Guard
A Hateful Meteorologist
A Well-meaning Truck Driver
A Decadent Ambassador
An Alone Pilot
A Unique Chemist
An Abrupt Cheesemaker
A Vacuous Chef
An Inquisitive Comedian
A Fun-loving Surgeon
An Offended Doctor
A Romantic Mobster
A Contemplative Real Estate Agent
An Educated Actor
An Idealistic Private Detective
A Discontented Athlete
A Scrupulous Archaeologist
A Frightening Oracle
A Pained Sound Technician
A Respectful Dressmaker
An Ambitious Screenwriter
A Concerned Stunt Double
A Barbaric Bandit
An Oppressed Singer
A Sexy Pastor
A Unique Detective
A Distressed Pianist
An Obvious Construction Worker
A Pure Firefighter
An Offhand Juggler
A Worked Up Medic
A Dissatisfied Jockey
A Disconcerting Rabbi
An Idealistic Chicken Sexer
A Well-meaning Scientist
A Generous Game Show Host
A Concerned Knight
An Ugly Hairdresser
An Injured Wizard
A Considerate Professor
A Hopeful Bonecarver
A Relaxed Messenger
A Possessive Shepherd
A Weird Pastor
A Distrustful Rat Catcher
A Disappointed Captain
A Repentant Magistrate
A Noncommittal Doctor
A Painstaking Thief
An Assertive Pharmacist
A Mistaken Court Jester
An Experimental Psychiatrist
A Deep Security Guard
A Neglectful Soldier
A Casual Baker
A Weak Bank Robber
A Kind Engineer
A Timid Flight Attendant
A Competitive Sleuth
A Forgetful Astronaut
An Inferior Welder
A Trusting Fashion Designer
A Terrible Bandit
A Well-meaning Diver
A Humble Blacksmith
A Passive Archer
A Mellow Guru
An Overimaginative Teacher
A Benevolent Lighthouse-keeper
A Disruptive Construction Worker
A Funny Messenger
A Dry Jailer
An Overjoyed Tattooist
A Complaining Writer
A Domineering Minister
A Casual Sheepshearer
A Playful Spin Doctor
A Nihilistic Bandit
A Bizarre Tailor
An Attractive Cheesemaker
A Realistic Deputy
A Fawning Dressmaker
A Self-reliant Dietician
An Unfriendly Winemaker
A Mannerless Fortune-teller
A Good-natured Barber
A Questioning Actor
A Grief Juggler
An Unlovable Pickpocket
A Quirky Referee
A Nervous Baker
A Cautious Bandit
An Infatuated Evangelist
A Conciliatory Record Producer
A Selfish Dancer
A Jubilant Director
A Religious Busker
A Powerless Marshal
A Placid Guru
A Softheaded Sheriff
A Morbid Beekeeper
An Attractive Beautician
An Offended Detective
An Ambitious DJ
A Clean Hotelier
A Shortsighted Teacher
An Eager Guitarist
A Scheming Programmer
A Decisive Hypnotist
A Willing Swineherd
A Serene Butler
A Playful Manicurist
A Spirited Shepherd
A Stoic Clown
A Balanced Dietician
An Unfathomable Paramedic
A Festive Painter
An Abrupt Firefighter
A Sentimental Coroner
An Astigmatic Private Detective
An Ecstatic Singer
A Tender Innkeeper
A Courageous Model
A Disobedient Bank Robber
An Offended Tax Collector
A Frisky Researcher
A Scornful Navigator
An Open-minded Jockey
A Dogmatic Brewer
An Indecisive Butcher
An Ambitious Dentist
An Irresponsible Exotic Dancer
A Closed off Librarian
An Experimental Hunter
A Calculating DJ
A Ready Guard
A Provocative Writer
A Grief Animal Trainer
A Frisky Messenger
A Lying Guru
A Sordid Air Traffic Controller
A Rejected Governor
A Ridiculous Baker
A Gloomy Surgeon
An Interested Magistrate
A Groovy Hypnotist
A Submissive Astronaut
A Completely Normal Interpreter
An Inferior Gardener
A Vague Gravedigger
A Clean Fortune-teller
A Frugal Magician
An Anxious Welder
A Hateful Torturer
A Wary Minister
A Satisfied Baker
An Elegant Bank Robber
A Scornful Ditch Digger
An Infuriated Cartoonist
A Hard Working Manicurist
An Irrational Pirate
A Bitter Senator
A Trendy Antique Dealer
A Fearful Tattooist
A Money-minded Gondolier
A Brilliant Ornithologist
A Dismayed Deputy
An Ordinary Stonecutter
A Soft Jeweler
A Fun-loving Farmer
A Painstaking Innkeeper
A Puritanical Carpenter
A Hateful Park Ranger
A Cold Surgeon
A Dejected Criminal
A Narrow-minded Wizard
A Dreamy Gravedigger
A Private Director
A Thorough Model
An Impersonal Ventriloquist
A Secretive Bureaucrat
An Impressive Captain
A Tall Reporter
An Unfriendly Firefighter
A Pretentious Cameraman
A Woeful Philanthropist
A Skeptical Tailor
A Fanatical Painter
An Unstable Spin Doctor
An Aggressive Paramedic
An Incapable Magistrate
A Ticklish Zookeeper
A Loyal Missionary
A Narrow-minded Magician
A Regimental Torturer
A Keen Sleuth
A Muddle-headed Game Show Host
A Subtle Editor
A Restless Boatbuilder
An Obnoxious Clerk
A Dependent Medic
A Beautiful Actor
An Inert Psychiatrist
A Solitary Dietician
A Reactionary Spin Doctor
An One-dimensional Poet
An Uninhibited Pirate
A Callous Sniper
An Erratic Police Officer
A Bewildered Jeweler
A Stiff Interrogator
An Escapist Principal
A Relaxed Spy
A Studious Guitarist
An Impersonal Fraudster
A Caring Chicken Sexer
A Flamboyant Hunter
A Discontented Jailer
A Peaceful Exotic Dancer
A Monstrous Butcher
A Handsome Navigator
An Artificial Shepherd
An Attractive Assassin
A Narcissistic Spin Doctor
An Alarmed Rat Catcher
A Hardy Actor
A Wonderful Burglar
An Impulsive Electrician
A Discouraging Ornithologist
A Weary Archer
A Hidebound Fraudster
A Sore Captain
A Hopeful Fortune-teller
An Honorable Animal Trainer
A Neutral Explorer
An Easily Discouraged Lumberjack
A Dynamic Researcher
A Jubilant Principal
An Argumentative Poet
A Domineering Firefighter
An Intrigued Guru
A Groovy Bonecarver
A Personable Referee
A Decent Journalist
An Indignant Lawyer
A Freethinking Gravedigger
A Pedantic Musician
A Secure Factory Worker
A Solemn Hunter
A Sociable Burglar
A Sensitive Animal Trainer
A Completely Normal Dentist
A Fatalistic Computer Programmer
A Wealthy Assassin
A Strong Publisher
An Impulsive Chief of Police
A Conservative Accountant
A Bewildered Truck Driver
A Responsive Deputy
An Incapable Diplomat
A Punctual Gate-keeper
An Important Soldier
A Haughty DJ
An Honorable Printer
A Transparent Nanny
A Mellow Lifeguard
A Meticulous Drug Dealer
A Useless Lighthouse-keeper
An Inflamed Exterminator
A Happy Guitarist
An Excited Butcher
A Well-read Marine
A Frugal Scientist
A Big-thinking Barber
A Stylish Paramedic
A Daring Juggler
A Despairing Janitor
A Fatigued Fortune-teller
A Trendy Pickpocket
A Ritualistic Composer
An Opportunistic Interpreter
An Inconsiderate Fashion Designer
A Serene Hunter
A Strong-willed Garbage Collector
A Sure Police Officer
A Funny Mobster
A Spirited Flight Attendant
A Cynical Court Jester
A Desolate Interrogator
A Delicate Air Traffic Controller
A Dynamic Watchmaker
A Money-minded Salesperson
An Insecure Blacksmith
A Fawning Architect
A Coarse Ambassador
A Lazy Archer
An Astigmatic Shoemaker
An Adventurous Dictator
An Unpleasant Yodeler
A Lovable Lifeguard
An Absentminded Hypnotist
A Cantakerous Pickpocket
A Sociable Fisher
A Calm Sheepshearer
A Mellow Barber
A Tender Thief
A False Juggler
A Discouraged Paramedic
A Questioning Ornithologist
A Worried Gate-keeper
A Crying Reporter
A Mealymouthed Miner
A Crafty Writer
An Impudent Baker
A Tactless Taxi-driver
An Artful Publisher
A Dynamic Tattooist
A Perverse Astronaut
A Pure Police Officer
A Coarse Radiologist
A Pompous Jeweler
A Conciliatory Customs Officer
A Dejected Manicurist
A Pretentious Surgeon
A Surprising Lifeguard
An Irreligious Dogcatcher
A Forceful Historian
A Reactionary Ventriloquist
An Outrageous Cosmonaut
A Spirited Rat Catcher
A Shrewd Merchant
A Threatened Zookeeper
A Skeptical Miner
A Careless Burglar
A Confused Fashion Designer
A Disgusting Clown
A Steadfast Cab Driver
A Wishful Pickpocket
A Rational Evangelist
A Self-effacing Guitarist
An Inhibited Courier
An Unfathomable Trapper
A Tragic Secretary
An Empty Gladiator
A Thankful Shipwright
A Decadent Sleuth
An Invulnerable Lighthouse-keeper
A Crazy Police Officer
A Tender Dogcatcher
A Coarse Chef
A Dishonest Scout
A Complex Guard
A Misguided Soldier
A Childish Physician
A Suave Actor
A Complaining Candlemaker
A Steady Carver
A Gracious Busker
A Fanciful Fashion Designer
A Self-critical Juggler
An Obnoxious Guitarist
A Compassionate Shop Assistant
A Positive Chimney-sweep
A Discouraging Physicist
A Warm Taxi-driver
A Romantic Pickpocket
An Irritated Archaeologist
A Determined Writer
A Pugnacious Locksmith
An Agonizing Impersonator
A Loving Salesperson
A Patient Sniper
A Purposeful Fisher
A Reflective Coroner
A Tragic Dancer
A Well-meaning Dentist
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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