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An Embarrassed Construction Worker
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A Ticklish Baker
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A Faithful Teacher
A Brutal Trapper
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A Doubtful Nurse
A Delicate Chief of Police
A Regimental Nanny
A Miserable Percussionist
An Uncharitable DJ
A Crude Watchmaker
An Aimless Barber
A Shy Violinist
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A Destructive Dictator
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A Daring Translator
A Concerned Police Officer
A Deceptive Firefighter
A Paranoid Trapper
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An Idiosyncratic Silversmith
A Powerless Architect
A Possessive Florist
An Artful Astronaut
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A Paralyzed Gladiator
A Weak Tattooist
An Authoritarian Farmer
An Idealistic Bricklayer
A Perplexed Criminal
An Obedient Musician
A Resentful Sage
A Restrained Student
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A Decent Scientist
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A Rational Judge
A Tall Wizard
An Extraordinary Blacksmith
An Offhand Librarian
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An Honorable Sheriff
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A Young DJ
A Modest Wizard
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A Painstaking Impersonator
A Personable Make-up Artist
An Eager Ninja
A Gleeful Surgeon
A Businesslike Torturer
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A Hopeful Jailer
A Forthright Radiologist
A Clear-headed Rat Catcher
A Frivolous Paramedic
A Pretentious Deputy
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A Tactless Dressmaker
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A Cheating Pickpocket
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A Sweaty Beekeeper
A Cynical Painter
An Airy Sheriff
An Encouraged Bartender
A Surprised Ditch Digger
A Crafty Pilot
A Heroic Criminal
A Friendly Doctor
An Irreligious Publisher
A Quiet Watchmaker
A Proud Stonecutter
A Dry Spy
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A Neutral Ventriloquist
A Confidential Mason
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An Unpatriotic Lifeguard
A Conformist Nurse
A Young Cook
A Pained Paleontologist
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An Emotional Librarian
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A Quaking Fisher
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A Casual Florist
An Experimental Servant
A Vulnerable Wizard
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A Sly Lifeguard
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A Frugal Butler
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A Trustworthy Barber
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A Steady Beautician
An Inquisitive Publisher
A Compassionate Evangelist
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A Ticklish Ditch Digger
A Helpless Astronaut
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A Humorous Zookeeper
A Tragic Cartoonist
A Bright Dietician
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An Inert Teacher
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A Regimental Mayor
An Honest Torturer
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A Reserved Printer
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A Sentimental Marine
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A Protective Clown
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An Inflamed Archer
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A Money-minded Principal
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A Confident Biologist
A Pure Yak Herder
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A Big-thinking Dietician
A Methodical Pawnbroker
An Unbelieving Fortune-teller
A Hard Working Florist
An Unpredicatable Percussionist
An Inferior Firefighter
A Solitary Veterinarian
A Brittle Astronaut
An Unhealthy Dogcatcher
A Fatigued Scientist
A Deceptive Carpenter
A Modest Conductor
An Enervated Cheesemaker
A Powerless Teacher
A Sharing Hairdresser
A Pure Clockmaker
A Rejected Burglar
A Neat Choreographer
A Doubtful Criminal
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A Sorrowful Chief of Police
A Busy Illustrator
A Terrible Thief
An Unlovable Private Detective
An Incapable Navigator
A Political Drummer
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A False Tailor
A Forceful Athlete
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A Casual Singer
An Outrageous Poet
A Discouraging Coach
A Panicked Architect
A Private Dentist
A Thankful Dogcatcher
A Nihilistic Nanny
A Silly Cheesemaker
A Discouraged Private Detective
A Sophisticated Chef
An Old-fashioned Sailor
A Paternalistic Psychiatrist
A Gloomy Drug Dealer
A Neurotic Soldier
A Perceptive Veterinarian
An Unpatriotic Gardener
A Balanced Bodyguard
A Soft Jeweler
A Victimized Printer
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A Disconcerting Florist
A Graceless Butcher
A Laughing Paramedic
A Troublesome Detective
An Unsure Undertaker
An Aimless Student
An Intent Evangelist
A Sexy Jockey
A Prim Criminal
A Balanced Librarian
A Lifeless Researcher
A Tearful Fortune-teller
A Curious Goldsmith
A Self-sufficent Executioner
A Desolate Welder
A Sensual Cab Driver
An Admirable Bank Robber
An Innovative Ditch Digger
A Wary Matador
A Closed off Waiter
A Nosy Sleuth
An Arbitrary Butcher
A Winning Terrorist
A Terrified Guitarist
A Discourteous Archer
An Irreverent Record Producer
A Perceptive Violinist
A Bored Percussionist
A Vivacious Social Worker
A Loyal Undertaker
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An Anxious Cheesemaker
A Stiff Hunter
A Disorganized Busker
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An Optimistic Director
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A Pessimistic Surgeon
An Unhappy Florist
A Frisky Singer
A Big-thinking Swimming Coach
An Inflamed Baker
A Soft Ornithologist
A False Computer Programmer
A Decisive Senator
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An Athletic Police Officer
An Irreligious Drummer
A Hearty Air Traffic Controller
A Considerate Ventriloquist
An Elegant Busker
A Possessive Yak Herder
An Incorruptible Judge
An Unpleasant Engineer
A Caring Painter
An Uncertain Assassin
An Egocentric Social Worker
A Tidy Janitor
An Odd Servant
A Perverse Blacksmith
An Unpatriotic Miner
An Innovative Messenger
A Miserly Terrorist
A Fraudulent Swineherd
A Protective Architect
A Perfectionist Writer
A Familial Firefighter
A Compulsive Singer
A Stylish Bank Robber
An Irritated Garbage Collector
A Sensitive Sailor
A Repressed Sniper
A Rejected Servant
A Malicious Rabbi
A Morbid Lawyer
A Neutral Poet
A Calculating Archer
A Cultured Inventor
A Paralyzed Bodyguard
An Articulate Beekeeper
A Mature Doctor
A Decadent Physician
A Dynamic Fisher
A Tolerant Deputy
An Energetic Artist
A Terrible Air Traffic Controller
An Alert Cartoonist
A Tactless Jeweler
An Elegant Butcher
An One-dimensional Undertaker
A Bored Paramedic
A Cynical Teacher
A Discouraging Archer
A Tender Bricklayer
A Lovable Barista
A Melancholic Detective
An Ignorant Tattooist
A Crass Hunter
An Angry Bank Robber
A Competitive Bonecarver
A Benevolent Fashion Designer
A Paranoid Marshal
A Self-critical DJ
A Self-sufficent Pilot
A Disturbing Garbage Collector
A Suspicious Composer
A Dignified Undertaker
A Stoic Impersonator
A Mistaken Gardener
A Responsive Pharmacist
An Efficient Private Detective
A Messy Shipwright
An Aimless Beggar
A Faithful Spy
A Muddle-headed Scout
An Enigmatic Sound Technician
A Skillful Paramedic
An Alert Executioner
A Creative Coach
A Ravenous Clockmaker
A Possessive Swimmer
A Dissonant Translator
A Daring Explorer
A Deceptive Clown
A Phlegmatic Lawyer
A Decent Publisher
An Exciting Salesperson
An Ecstatic Teacher
A Graceless Pianist
An Irreverent Dictator
A Devious Pickpocket
An Insensitive Physicist
An Unsentimental Interrogator
A Sweet Actor
An Indifferent Priest
A Delighted Swimmer
A Gentle Chef
A Discontented Executioner
A Resourceful Lifeguard
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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