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A Ravenous Swimmer
A Cheating Bureaucrat
An Innovative Deputy
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A Grieved Chef
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A Well-meaning Security Guard
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An Unstable Barber
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A Scholarly Author
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A Fixed Welder
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A Loving Editor
A Neurotic Rat Catcher
A Vague Fraudster
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A Bland Bank Robber
A Competitive Taxidermist
An Obedient Researcher
A Practical Composer
A Forgiving Torturer
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An Impractical Air Traffic Controller
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A Serious Wizard
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A Despicable Bank Robber
A Disruptive Barber
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A Complacent Merchant
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A Hefty Butler
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An Unambitious Sailor
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An Incorruptible Spin Doctor
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A Desolate Barber
A Disappointed Coroner
A Spontaneous Gladiator
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A Logical Principal
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A Disgusting Scientist
A Well-meaning Dancer
A Sure Truck Driver
A Brave Dentist
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An Ashamed Coach
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A Narcissistic Programmer
An Agonizing Beekeeper
An Unimaginative Lawyer
A Bitter Inventor
A Tactless Tattooist
An Unfathomable Meteorologist
A Cantakerous Singer
An Inert Surgeon
A Solitary Painter
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A Sporting Manicurist
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An Annoyed Teacher
An Indulgent Gate-keeper
A Regimental Goldsmith
A Witty Game Show Host
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An Oppressed Criminal
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An Impulsive Mobster
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A Ready Florist
A Mannerless Beggar
A Familial Security Guard
A Rational Taxidermist
A Forgetful Teacher
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A Brave Executioner
A Stern Animal Trainer
A Mature Hunter
An Abrupt Engineer
A Pessimistic Swimming Coach
A Dirty Architect
A Morbid Yak Herder
An Enervated Assassin
An Envious Ventriloquist
A Daring Sage
A Callous Detective
A Stoic Spelunker
A Hypnotic Radiologist
A Caring Bank Robber
A Clumsy Jeweler
An Egocentric Guitarist
A Heartbroken Chef
A Discouraged Security Guard
A Money-minded Sleuth
A Disrespectful Firefighter
A Clear-headed Gardener
A Vulnerable Linguist
A Brutal Chief of Police
A Magnanimous Teacher
A Self-critical Game Show Host
A Physical Plumber
A Funky Wizard
A Fashionable Astronaut
A Charmless Bank Robber
An Egocentric Yak Herder
A Sly Guide
A Steadfast Coach
A Stupid Doctor
A Receptive Beautician
A Provoked Marshal
A Jolly Fishmonger
A Woeful Spy
A Regimental Truck Driver
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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