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A Good-natured Garbage Collector
An Idiosyncratic Sniper
A Resentful Pickpocket
An Assertive Conductor
A Captivating Cook
A Predatory Bureaucrat
An Intuitive Firefighter
A Completely Normal Dancer
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A Fiery Impersonator
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A Grand Wizard
A Purposeful Bishop
A Principled Principal
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A Dutiful Captain
A Forgiving Stunt Double
An Ordinary Bodyguard
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A Questioning Herald
An Amiable Optometrist
A Satisfied Security Guard
A Quiet Marshal
A Humiliated Violinist
A Crafty Mobster
A Tense Sniper
A Fun-loving Surgeon
A Slow Teacher
A Reserved Veterinarian
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A Sporting Conductor
A Realistic Gladiator
A Sociable Park Ranger
A Hearty Technician
An Erratic Goldsmith
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A Gracious Explorer
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A Sweet Shipwright
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A Fawning Veterinarian
A Popular Matador
A Nosy Cartoonist
A Reactive Burglar
An Unpleasant Spy
A Festive Pickpocket
A Miserable Drummer
A Repugnant Butcher
A Cautious Florist
A Demanding Shipwright
A Miserly Sniper
A Reserved Accountant
An Enraged Cook
A Glamorous Fishmonger
A Suspicious Writer
A Contradictory Swordsmith
A Lucky Scientist
An Unsentimental Psychiatrist
A Thorough Physicist
A Proud Record Producer
An Indecisive Spelunker
A Softheaded Baker
A Maternal Poet
A Domineering Archer
A Paralyzed Soldier
An Uncharitable Pilot
A Competitive Cartoonist
A Lousy Director
A Cerebral Gondolier
A Logical Fashion Designer
A Responsible Drummer
An Enigmatic Dentist
A Nihilistic Editor
A Crazy Pastor
A Dominating Guide
An Irreligious Welder
A Rigid Farmer
A Curious Criminal
A Miserly Shop Assistant
A Clever Mercenary
A Dramatic Pilot
A Wronged Meteorologist
A Barbaric Swimming Coach
A Hungry Mason
A Dirty Marshal
An Impersonal Butcher
A Jubilant Professor
A Tough Thief
A Confused Teacher
A Scheming Fortune-teller
An Idealistic Lawyer
A Regretful Scientist
An Opinionated Receptionist
A Domineering Impersonator
A Positive Air Traffic Controller
An Erratic Chef
A Repentant Locksmith
A Self-indulgent Torturer
A Deceitful Weaver
An Admirable Interior Designer
A Big-thinking Wizard
A Sarcastic Scout
A Forceful Surgeon
A Deep Professor
A Delicate Wedding Planner
An Alienated Stunt Double
A Provocative Cobbler
A Humorous Dentist
A Ready Magician
An Incapable Choreographer
A Resentful DJ
A Meticulous Butler
A Sensitive Shipwright
An Amoral Saxophonist
An Aloof Burglar
A Rational Playwright
A Restless Wizard
An Inspired Greengrocer
A Melancholic Missionary
A Muddle-headed Teacher
A Mystical Construction Worker
An Agonizing Trapper
An Upset Impersonator
A Dull Pilot
A Vulnerable Builder
A Charming Thief
A Discreet Pianist
A Paternalistic Park Ranger
A Loyal Nurse
A Skillful Crook
A Grim Executioner
A Lustful Sculptor
A Flexible Clown
An Ordinary Scientist
A Sober Baker
A Liberal Chef
An Insightful Pirate
An Unsure Sleuth
An Eloquent Make-up Artist
A Neglectful Shaman
A Restrained Guitarist
An Optimistic Evangelist
A Lousy Chimney-sweep
A Depressed Barber
A Worked Up Dressmaker
A Mechanical Magistrate
A Frivolous Reporter
A Curious Cheesemaker
An Embarrassed Guard
A Content Composer
A Surprised Librarian
A Dutiful Social Worker
An Artificial Hunter
A Wealthy Butler
A Strict Doctor
A Mournful Archaeologist
An Alarmed Rat Catcher
A Restless Assassin
A Responsible Actor
A Busy Messenger
A Despairing Sheriff
An Outrageous Ditch Digger
A Sentimental Thief
An Uncertain Bricklayer
A Greedy Diver
A Magnanimous Wizard
A Restrained Barista
A Detestable Lifeguard
A Gleeful Taxi-driver
A Disconcerting Rat Catcher
A Snoopy Plumber
A Funny Clerk
An Old-fashioned Spy
An Angry Choreographer
An Unrestrained Merchant
An Uncertain Terrorist
A Pleased Social Worker
A Bored Bureaucrat
A Closed off Fisher
A Powerless Coach
A Maternal Ornithologist
A Political Firefighter
A Focused Construction Worker
A Perfectionist Doctor
A Merry Butcher
A Kind Barber
A Rowdy Police Officer
A Religious Zookeeper
An Uncooperative Entertainer
A High-spirited Mercenary
A Fashionable Broker
An Invulnerable Surgeon
A Leisurely Florist
A Cold Magistrate
A Quirky Choreographer
An Insecure Archaeologist
A Colorful Assassin
An Indifferent Chemist
A Reliable Firefighter
An Intent Weaver
A Meticulous Priest
An Expedient Psychiatrist
A Frisky Pharmacist
An Energetic Goldsmith
A Certain Captain
A Funny Surgeon
A Desolate Percussionist
A Resourceful Yak Herder
A Powerless Scout
A Narrow-minded Singer
A Discouraged Bank Robber
A Ravenous Private Detective
An Original Farmer
A Precise Garbage Collector
A Shortsighted Drug Dealer
A Faithful Police Officer
A Venomous Innkeeper
A Jubilant Entrepreneur
A Bewildered Chief of Police
A Festive Tattooist
A Tolerant Miner
A Disorderly Psychiatrist
A Scheming Teacher
A Considerate Criminal
A Gloomy Shipwright
A Funny Builder
A Sweaty Bodyguard
A Moody Actor
A Gallant Philanthropist
A Cantakerous Gladiator
A Dutiful Sailor
A Cooperative Gravedigger
A Comfortable Flight Attendant
An Unbelieving Sheriff
An Unsentimental Stunt Double
An Elegant Executioner
A Rowdy Hotelier
A Presumptuous Security Guard
An Irrational Scientist
An Invulnerable Thief
A Softheaded Dietician
A Troublesome Spy
A Grief Construction Worker
An Eloquent Gladiator
An Uncharitable Historian
A Slow Medic
A Dissonant Greengrocer
An Obedient Tattooist
A Decisive Servant
A Subjective Clerk
A Joyous Priest
A Political Court Jester
A Self-conscious Hairdresser
A Terrible Coach
A Fatigued Air Traffic Controller
A Hedonistic Jockey
A Shortsighted Guide
A Coarse Optometrist
A Terrified Burglar
A Conceited Editor
A Calculating Writer
An Astigmatic Animal Trainer
A Despairing Cheesemaker
A Despicable Fortune-teller
A Selfless Actor
A Punctual Zookeeper
A Colorful Athlete
An Offensive Poet
A Protective Mercenary
A Meddlesome Drug Dealer
An Egocentric Politician
A Brutal Butcher
A Keen Manicurist
A Rational Nanny
A Lonely Programmer
A Bold Webmaster
A Driven Torturer
A Miserly Spin Doctor
A Punctual Singer
A Stubborn Gravedigger
An Astigmatic Drummer
A Cerebral Stonecutter
An Impersonal Swordsmith
A Humiliated Winemaker
A Determined Chimney-sweep
A Reverential Bartender
A Possessive Geologist
A Grim Ornithologist
A Witty Magistrate
A Soft Construction Worker
A Glad Spy
A Haughty Fashion Designer
An Inhibited Ambassador
A Shy Silversmith
A Stiff Florist
A Careless Sailor
An Engrossed Firefighter
A Mawkish Terrorist
An Irresponsible Baker
A Desolate Brewer
A Touchy Receptionist
An Eloquent Physician
A Freethinking Lumberjack
A Flexible Shipwright
A Sexy Burglar
An Artful Salesperson
A Neurotic Yak Herder
A Familial Clown
An Unlucky Waiter
An Old Construction Worker
An Individualistic Veterinarian
A Hard Working Illustrator
An Uncomplaining Shop Assistant
A Tasteless Conductor
An Unambitious Spelunker
A Cowardly Chauffeur
A Repentant Bodyguard
An Irritable Sound Technician
A Young Security Guard
An Obsessive Lawyer
A Dissatisfied Nurse
A Sporting Mercenary
A Loving Nanny
A Bored Ventriloquist
An Impudent Politician
An Uninhibited Choreographer
A Greedy Radiologist
A Blunt Engineer
A Stiff Guard
An Outspoken Painter
A Closed off Marshal
A Malicious Bandit
An Ashamed Doctor
A Desperate Firefighter
A Loyal Bartender
An Intuitive Hotelier
A Noncompetitive Park Ranger
A Rebellious Builder
A Strict Pirate
An Intelligent DJ
A Slow Spy
An Irreverent Cartoonist
A Presumptuous Criminal
A Cantakerous Bandit
A Practical Bureaucrat
A Tall Sage
A Disloyal Paramedic
A Disturbing Wizard
An Enervated Crook
A Phlegmatic Imam
A Reactionary Coach
An Indecisive Beggar
A Wonderful Chef
A Treacherous Photographer
An Inert Game Show Host
A Smiling Editor
A Reverential Bishop
A Detestable Veterinarian
An Insulting Private Detective
A Dissatisfied Bodyguard
A Big-thinking Tattooist
A Skinny Webmaster
A Glad Hypnotist
A Beautiful Janitor
A Stylish Plumber
An Excitable Chef
An Uncooperative Beggar
A Neutral Mayor
An Educated Flight Attendant
An Innovative Electrician
A Quaking Gravedigger
A Worked Up Sleuth
A Steady Ornithologist
A Sadistic Model
A Rigid Coroner
A Resourceful Psychiatrist
A Clumsy Interrogator
A Prudent Evangelist
A Physical Executioner
An Argumentative Sound Technician
An Adventurous Chauffeur
An Unpleasant Exterminator
A Phlegmatic Fashion Designer
A Passionate Taxi-driver
A Transparent Publisher
A Messy Beekeeper
A Fun-loving Lifeguard
A Busy Shipwright
A Bizarre Manager
An Understanding Shepherd
A Distrustful Photographer
An Empathetic Doctor
A Discreet Illustrator
A Troublesome Ambassador
A Threatened Missionary
A Coarse Shop Assistant
A Generous Manicurist
A Freewheeling Gladiator
A Meddlesome Archer
A Mournful Hunter
A Beautiful Historian
A Delicate Teacher
A Steely Swineherd
An Attractive Librarian
A Frightening Swordsmith
A Funky Juggler
A Power-hungry Park Ranger
A Trusting Oracle
An Inoffensive Chimney-sweep
A Weary Security Guard
A Disobedient Chauffeur
A Cantakerous Rat Catcher
A Personable Butler
An Insincere Mobster
A Tidy Archaeologist
A Freethinking Bricklayer
A Weak Tax Collector
A Good-natured Printer
A Protective Court Jester
A Cultured Sniper
A Fraudulent Spy
A Secretive Police Officer
An Amused Lifeguard
A Lustful Carver
A Conciliatory Nanny
A Calculating Blacksmith
An Amoral Swineherd
A Solemn Drummer
A Timid Interpreter
A Contradictory Bandit
A Powerless Pickpocket
An Aggressive Judge
A Wise Chauffeur
A Responsible Messenger
An Impersonal Beggar
A Serene Biologist
An Impractical Doctor
A Distrustful Criminal
An Airy Sheepshearer
A Humorous Herbalist
A Reassured Court Jester
A Shrewd Swimmer
A Dreamy Plumber
A Dominating Cheesemaker
An Athletic Botanist
An Opportunistic Wizard
A Noncompetitive Sheriff
A Shortsighted Bartender
A Mealymouthed Spin Doctor
A Dynamic Pickpocket
A Competitive Record Producer
A Driven Tax Collector
A Superficial Burglar
An Open-minded Torturer
A Grand Surgeon
A Fatigued Coach
An Eager Court Jester
A Precise Sniper
A Pessimistic Exterminator
A Doubtful Dogcatcher
A Practical Cheesemaker
An Elated Impersonator
An Unpredicatable Hairdresser
An Angry Ninja
A Hedonistic Sailor
A Barbaric Marshal
A Tormented Ditch Digger
A Frustrated Jockey
A Humorous Explorer
A Steadfast Engineer
A Kind Chemist
An Unfriendly Greengrocer
An Anxious Mayor
A Disconcerting Farmer
A Moody Manicurist
A Hateful Fashion Designer
A Focused Physicist
A Quiet Entertainer
An Observant Spelunker
An Individualistic Silversmith
An Enigmatic Chauffeur
An Amiable Juggler
A Responsive Athlete
A Courteous Pirate
A Plodding Chemist
A Provoked Mayor
A Graceless Lifeguard
A Thievish Gladiator
A Cute Programmer
An Important Stonecutter
A Casual Sculptor
A Delicate Private Detective
A Sweet Monk
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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