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A Trustworthy Fortune-teller
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A Youthful Poet
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A Practical Guide
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A Positive Assassin
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A Complaining Chief of Police
A Happy Athlete
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A Surprising Sound Technician
A Genuine Missionary
A Pessimistic Undertaker
A Destructive Sheepshearer
A Lousy Busker
A Weary Criminal
A Pleased Animal Trainer
A Comfortable Private Detective
A Big-thinking Clown
A Bizarre Wizard
An Unstable Hotelier
An Impudent Model
An Offensive Zookeeper
An Impressionable Shepherd
A Gleeful Lumberjack
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A Complex Monk
A Flamboyant Firefighter
A Well-read Teacher
An One-dimensional Pirate
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An Obedient Composer
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A Completely Normal Deputy
An Annoyed Terrorist
A Crude Record Producer
A Miserly Antique Dealer
A Fearful Boatbuilder
A Boisterous Mercenary
A Distracted Animal Trainer
A Young Winemaker
A Reverential Scout
A Disillusioned Servant
A Blissful Dietician
A Stupefied Fisher
A Clear-headed Mortician
A Predatory Farmer
A Cross Gondolier
A Lifeless Hunter
A Questioning Gardener
A Distracted Crook
An Engrossed Nanny
A Frightening Sage
A Good-natured Chemist
A Deep Executioner
An Unpredicatable Student
An Impatient Pharmacist
A Fawning Police Officer
A High-spirited Chef
An Open-minded Archaeologist
An Upset Dictator
A Serious Artist
A Conventional Lighthouse-keeper
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A Doubtful Imam
A Sweaty DJ
An Impulsive Coach
A Mournful Swimmer
A Happy Lifeguard
A Steely Crook
A Destructive Gondolier
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A Vindictive Sniper
A Prudent Courier
A Charismatic Ventriloquist
A Moody Air Traffic Controller
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An Energetic Shepherd
A Surprising DJ
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A Criminal Chauffeur
A Contemplative Cook
An Insulting Cameraman
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A Mannerless Mathematician
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A Mournful Poet
A Preoccupied Drug Dealer
A Possessive Minister
An Old Bricklayer
A Colorful Shaman
An Offended Sheriff
A Winning Engineer
A Mawkish Jeweler
A Proud Barber
A Cross Astronaut
An Unpredicatable Ditch Digger
An Irreverent Beggar
A Crying DJ
A Positive Publisher
A Mannerless Historian
An Open-minded Taxidermist
A Short Nurse
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An Original Construction Worker
A Bland Candlemaker
A Relaxed Paramedic
An Anxious Butler
A Dramatic Plumber
A Courteous Pirate
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A Self-effacing Lawyer
A Disruptive Publisher
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A Criminal Real Estate Agent
A Tactless Florist
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An Inert Dancer
An Extraordinary Salesperson
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An Argumentative Photographer
A Cold Professor
A Frightening Watchmaker
A Repressed Beggar
A Discouraging Diver
An Educated Screenwriter
An Intrigued Lumberjack
A Softheaded Shepherd
A Worried Pharmacist
An Egocentric Physician
An Amusing Navigator
An Empty Deputy
An Inferior Yodeler
A Merry Florist
A Pessimistic Soldier
A Proud Fortune-teller
A Wronged Chef
A Rowdy Doctor
A Restless Gate-keeper
A Moralistic Dictator
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An Inferior Astronaut
A Wise Lumberjack
A Gentle Bureaucrat
A Hurt Swimming Coach
An Original Coach
A Slow Hairdresser
A Modest Beggar
A Melancholic Miner
An Odd Writer
A Childish Herald
A Charismatic Athlete
A Compassionate Author
A Skinny Beekeeper
A Playful Astronaut
A Conservative Gondolier
A Miserable Meteorologist
An Amiable Model
A Creative Sound Technician
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An Educated Scientist
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A Fawning Mobster
An Earnest Cheesemaker
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A Pedantic Reporter
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An Amazed Composer
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A Powerless Musician
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An Experimental Guitarist
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A Sure Sound Technician
A Pure Engineer
A Solitary Magician
A Victimized Banker
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A Patient Tailor
A Bright Percussionist
An Inferior Taxi-driver
A Serene Baker
A Cynical Writer
An Egocentric Barista
A Rowdy Criminal
A Responsible Dictator
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A Casual Nurse
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A Strict Surgeon
A Rejected Lawyer
A Stable Bonecarver
A Negativistic Matador
A Happy Swineherd
A Hungry Fortune-teller
A Ridiculous Innkeeper
A Busy Butler
A Lovable Ninja
A Graceless Tax Collector
A Vindictive Lifeguard
A Helpful Musician
A Hateful Fishmonger
A Pained Physicist
An Insulting Paramedic
A Deceptive Interior Designer
A Sanctimonious Pirate
A Distrustful Student
An Unpredicatable Dogcatcher
A Conciliatory Carver
An Easy Illustrator
An Inspired Electrician
A Malicious Composer
An Honest Nurse
A Self-sufficent Juggler
A Spirited Assassin
A Fawning Animal Trainer
A Silly Percussionist
A Poor Guru
A Demanding Truck Driver
A Heartbroken Chemist
A Fickle Scout
A Dejected Zookeeper
A Stable Waiter
A Rowdy Beggar
A Busy Banker
A Fashionable Assassin
An Emotional Spy
A Patient Fortune-teller
A Hesitant Mayor
A Sulky Pirate
A Physical Tailor
A Cultured Terrorist
An Unpredicatable Goatherd
A Well-read Surgeon
A Methodical Astronaut
A Thorough Librarian
A Tender Rabbi
A Delighted Sleuth
A Thoughtless Chief of Police
A Snoopy Gladiator
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An Unprincipled Director
A Conceited Broker
A Thrilled Record Producer
A Helpless Hunter
A Sober Engineer
A Brilliant Actor
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A Disturbing Artist
A Fixed Hypnotist
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A Brittle Diplomat
An Inflamed Bartender
A Boisterous Imam
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A Frightening Exotic Dancer
A Money-minded Musician
A Colorful Spelunker
A Distracted Shop Assistant
A Fixed Bank Robber
A Mournful Stunt Double
A Single-minded Zookeeper
An Unfathomable Police Officer
A Grim Criminal
A Laughing Ventriloquist
A Gloomy Waiter
A Venomous Photographer
A Cerebral Butcher
A Serene Coach
A Certain Pharmacist
A Naive Carver
A Formal Banker
A Morbid Guard
An Extravagant Chicken Sexer
A Fickle Gate-keeper
A Precise Winemaker
A Sulky Doctor
A Brave Mechanic
An Honest Exotic Dancer
A Charismatic Brewer
A Casual Marine
A Rigid Coach
A Romantic Butcher
A Vague Guide
A Glad Shaman
A Domineering Shepherd
A Frugal Cheesemaker
A Lonely Student
A Kind Magician
A Reactive Secretary
A Hardy Knight
A Formal Social Worker
A Dirty Architect
A Confused Hunter
An Erratic Lawyer
A Conformist Torturer
A Guileless Actor
A Romantic Guitarist
A Single-minded Interrogator
A Captivating Shaman
A Quaking Bishop
An Angry Terrorist
An Eager Linguist
An Unpleasant Dancer
A Mannered Governor
An Articulate Veterinarian
A Grim Fashion Designer
A Merry Imam
A Loyal Game Show Host
A Monstrous Miner
A Spirited Lumberjack
An Astigmatic Hypnotist
An Indulgent Weaver
An Open-minded Medic
An Unsentimental Biologist
A Trendy Guide
A Frustrated Botanist
An Indecisive Engineer
An Intent Writer
A Practical Journalist
A Competitive Fortune-teller
A Patient Meteorologist
A Messy Priest
A Well-rounded Webmaster
A Passive Marine
An Honorable Exotic Dancer
A Focused Impersonator
An Admirable Pilot
A Vacuous Translator
An Eloquent Air Traffic Controller
A Poor Ventriloquist
An Irreverent Shop Assistant
A Chummy Diplomat
A Whimsical Taxidermist
A Meddlesome Receptionist
A Clever Wizard
A Mature Beautician
A Contemptible Beekeeper
A Criminal Mobster
An Ecstatic Gate-keeper
A Sly Dentist
A Fraudulent Customs Officer
An Escapist Cab Driver
A Determined Artist
A Vindictive Mercenary
An Aggressive Jeweler
A Formal Psychiatrist
An Incensed Firefighter
An Inquisitive Magician
A Self-conscious Sailor
An Unstable Busker
A High-spirited Politician
A Gentle Carpenter
A Prim Surgeon
A Tearful Hotelier
A Surprising Wedding Planner
A Mannered Athlete
A Fascinated Swineherd
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