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A Deceptive Reporter
An Expedient Gate-keeper
An Insensitive Model
A Businesslike Broker
A Dignified Nurse
An Inferior Drummer
A Fashionable Salesperson
An Intolerant Merchant
An Irreligious Poet
A Plodding Chauffeur
A Painstaking Animal Trainer
An Easily Discouraged Cab Driver
A Young Sleuth
A Content Weaver
A Funky Burglar
A Wronged Meteorologist
An Unhealthy Spelunker
An Egocentric Banker
An Impersonal Publisher
An Indulgent Explorer
A Hungry Graphic Artist
A Frustrated Lawyer
A Single-minded Taxidermist
A Thankful Principal
A Tidy Waiter
An Alert Architect
A Confident Busker
An Erratic Chauffeur
A Narcissistic Cheesemaker
A Confidential Reporter
An Artificial Bureaucrat
A Scornful Spy
An Unhappy Bartender
A Sporting Sniper
A Thievish Boatbuilder
An Aloof Swordsmith
A Popular Ventriloquist
An Opinionated Actor
A Hurried Customs Officer
A Completely Normal Broker
An Engrossed Sleuth
A Bold Taxi-driver
A Quirky Merchant
A Charming Manager
A Subjective DJ
An Unappreciative Undertaker
An Agonized Shepherd
An Annoyed Sheriff
A Bewildered Archer
An Offhand Secretary
A Brilliant Surgeon
An Inquisitive Clerk
A Grand Yak Herder
A Terrified Private Detective
A Guilty Sleuth
A Paternalistic Plumber
A Spirited Dictator
A Youthful Wizard
A Cerebral Truck Driver
A Tenacious Wedding Planner
An Impractical Receptionist
A Shy Court Jester
A Brutal Scout
A Contemplative Fortune-teller
A Grief Jockey
A Moody Mobster
A Healthy Barista
An Easy Surgeon
A Progressive Author
A Shallow Poet
A Well-meaning Assassin
A Responsible Minister
A Hypnotic Impersonator
A Patriotic Composer
An Ecstatic Bartender
An Unambitious Ninja
A Prejudiced Zookeeper
An Uneasy Stunt Double
An Irrational Animal Trainer
A Dutiful Barista
A Certain Farmer
A Despairing Dressmaker
A Grief Clown
A Ruined Swordsmith
A Serious Deputy
An Inflamed Musician
A Brilliant Carpenter
An Unsentimental Librarian
A Nonchalant Artist
A Sensitive Cobbler
A Proud Stonecutter
A Misguided Monk
A Dramatic Illustrator
An Educated Senator
A Rejected Magician
A Fickle Florist
An Athletic Soldier
A Tactless Mortician
A Charismatic Undertaker
A Stern Hunter
A Naive Coroner
A Perceptive Fraudster
A Mannerless Composer
An Inflamed Artist
A Muddle-headed Dogcatcher
A Dissonant Exterminator
A Cold Banker
A Gleeful Diplomat
A Thievish Sniper
A Ruined Juggler
An Unhealthy Mason
An Erratic Journalist
A Fascinated Saxophonist
A Repugnant Deputy
An Easy Cook
A Stubborn Politician
An Amazed Radiologist
An Angry Zookeeper
A Maternal Wizard
An Idealistic Playwright
A Plodding Electrician
A Selfish Hotelier
A Narrow-minded Musician
A Tragic Pickpocket
An Educated Bricklayer
A Stupefied Dictator
A Submissive Conductor
A Unique Politician
An Inspired Chef
A Crazy Police Officer
A Practical Waiter
A Bored Trapper
An Empathetic Botanist
A Quirky Banker
A Hostile Air Traffic Controller
A Lovely Hairdresser
An Important Dogcatcher
A Woeful Cheesemaker
A Conceited Diplomat
A Complex Record Producer
A Cantakerous Meteorologist
A Presumptuous Receptionist
A Neat Sound Technician
A Steady Firefighter
An Uncomplaining Poet
A Determined Guru
A Self-denying Psychiatrist
An Irreligious Locksmith
An Earthy Pilot
A Sanctimonious Herald
A Tragic Clerk
An Incensed Student
A Dreamy Game Show Host
A Scholarly Scientist
An Organized Florist
A Sedentary Soldier
An Invulnerable Exterminator
A Leisurely Optometrist
A Personable Minister
An Alarmed Greengrocer
A Crazy Stunt Double
An Impulsive Police Officer
A Hateful Guide
A Terrible Hairdresser
A Steely Model
A Dependent Journalist
A Devious Surgeon
A Deceitful Engineer
An Abrupt Florist
A Lonely Sound Technician
A Decisive Beggar
A Self-conscious Gondolier
A Well-read Manager
A Playful Director
An Appalled Barber
A Secure Technician
A Witty Exterminator
A Panicked Private Detective
A Pessimistic Courier
An Innovative Receptionist
A Charmless Bricklayer
A Reactive Social Worker
A Good-natured Pirate
A Laughing Impersonator
A Weak-willed Veterinarian
An Angry Programmer
An Unrestrained Merchant
A Modest Firefighter
An Arrogant Executioner
An Overimaginative Detective
A Monstrous Servant
An Outrageous Singer
A Mealymouthed Pilot
A Good-natured Weaver
An Unimaginative Actor
A Pained Director
A Wealthy Marshal
An Interested Painter
A Suspicious Imam
A Smiling Journalist
An Upright Fashion Designer
A Punctual Clown
A Provocative Messenger
An Insensitive Cartoonist
A Magnanimous Dentist
A Bitter Beautician
A Haughty Chauffeur
A Childish Paleontologist
A Benevolent Sheriff
An Unsure Nanny
A Spirited Soldier
A Stable Undertaker
An Escapist Assassin
A Thorough Wedding Planner
An Arbitrary Shaman
A Reassured Baker
A Genuine Sniper
A Deceptive Veterinarian
An Emotional Priest
A Balanced Cartoonist
A Provoked Author
An Enigmatic Dancer
A Distrustful Guru
A Ritualistic Fisher
A Reactionary Courier
A Sentimental Bandit
An Admirable Marine
A Guileless Chief of Police
A Noncompetitive Sleuth
A Thankful DJ
An Agonized Spy
A Precise Pilot
A Pure Shoemaker
An Independent Gardener
A Healthy Magician
A Mistaken Busker
A Driven Make-up Artist
A Humorous Gladiator
A Dramatic Assassin
A Secretive Miner
A Subjective Politician
An Uncharitable Inventor
An Assertive Radiologist
A Shortsighted Lighthouse-keeper
An Abrasive Carpenter
A Lonely Surgeon
A Respectful Choreographer
A Powerless Thief
A Grand Locksmith
A Thorough Hairdresser
A Cerebral Cab Driver
A Rejected Butcher
A Closed off Entrepreneur
A Modern Zookeeper
A Sophisticated Florist
A Cute Pirate
An Unfriendly Astronaut
A Willing DJ
A Pathetic Diplomat
An Aloof Linguist
A Dirty Bartender
A Modest Peddlar
A Painstaking Fishmonger
A Delicate Cameraman
An Irrational Chef
An Abrasive Animal Trainer
A Mannered Medic
An Unpatriotic Wizard
A Muddle-headed Sage
An Offensive Trapper
A Hostile Senator
An Observant Butcher
A Rebellious Detective
A Big-thinking Taxidermist
A Disciplined Carver
A Discreet Guru
A Cowardly Scout
A Troublesome Hunter
A Pleased Tattooist
A Helpful Goldsmith
A Rustic Pickpocket
An Unhealthy Magician
A Destructive Shepherd
A High-handed Plumber
A Money-minded Researcher
An Artful Bank Robber
An Unfriendly Sheriff
A Disrespectful Detective
A Demanding Candlemaker
An Honest Entrepreneur
An Enthusiastic Soldier
A Young Jeweler
An Argumentative Gladiator
An Elated Violinist
A Merry Firefighter
An Offensive Pirate
A Modest Comedian
A Deceitful Marine
An Amusing Sniper
A Lovable Coach
A Serious Taxidermist
A Hesitant Swimming Coach
A Competitive Barber
A Coarse Gladiator
A Persuasive Inventor
A Fatigued Guide
An Inflamed Silversmith
A Timid Florist
A Principled Peddlar
A Deep Sound Technician
A Cruel Surgeon
An Expedient Wedding Planner
A Reactive Police Officer
A Moody Weaver
A Festive Explorer
A Thievish Evangelist
An Erratic Editor
An Inert Senator
A Sharing Photographer
An Angry Archer
A Delighted Thief
A Melancholic Librarian
A Frightened Construction Worker
An Elated Screenwriter
A Caring Oracle
A Cute Private Detective
A Sensual Paramedic
A Sulky Antique Dealer
A Deep Sniper
A Folksy Dictator
A Brave Minister
An Indecisive Imam
A Guileless Builder
An Uncomplaining Psychiatrist
An One-dimensional Missionary
A Scared Surgeon
A Trendy Soldier
A Vacuous Meteorologist
A Mournful Veterinarian
An Unpatriotic Actor
An Unlucky Security Guard
A Beautiful Archaeologist
A Joyous Blacksmith
An Aloof Shoemaker
An Extreme Computer Programmer
An Excited Fishmonger
A Mellow Butler
A Cowardly Gravedigger
An Eager Mathematician
A Dedicated Chemist
An Uncomplaining Bodyguard
A Sad Animal Trainer
An Appreciative Spy
A Flamboyant Park Ranger
A Ruined Rabbi
A Panicked Gladiator
An Odd Scout
A Gleeful Inventor
An Ashamed Cheesemaker
A Sensitive Governor
An Inhibited Sage
A Frugal Police Officer
An Arbitrary Builder
An Amusing Weaver
An Enthusiastic Doctor
An Arrogant Bank Robber
A Sedentary Thief
A Quiet Referee
An Honest Interrogator
An Imaginative Butler
A Ruined Wedding Planner
A Resourceful Air Traffic Controller
A Disillusioned Model
A Mannered Explorer
A Guilty Farmer
An Insincere Fortune-teller
An Apathetic Carver
A Dirty Paramedic
A Hearty Chef
A Nihilistic Drummer
A Blunt Choreographer
A Pompous Dancer
An Enthusiastic Marshal
A High-spirited Principal
An Appalled Private Detective
A Complaining Bank Robber
A Pure Politician
A Unique Herald
A Mannerless Brewer
A Discourteous Poet
A Decent Weaver
An Injured Lumberjack
A Free and Easy Biologist
A Tasteful Linguist
A Stern Assassin
A Proud Receptionist
A Cynical Judge
A Rejected Captain
An Invulnerable Sleuth
An Irreverent Customs Officer
A Victimized Chief of Police
An Impressionable Chemist
An Alienated Beggar
A Callous Chicken Sexer
A Rustic Psychiatrist
A Dutiful Librarian
A Grieved Gate-keeper
A Stoic Waiter
A Lazy Cab Driver
A Zany Salesperson
A Sad Bandit
An Aloof Hunter
A Friendly Gravedigger
A Resourceful Banker
A Complacent Journalist
An Obsessive Cheesemaker
An Insensitive Astronaut
A Joyous Burglar
A Moralistic Cobbler
A Stiff Spy
An Authoritarian Dancer
A Disappointed DJ
A Troublesome Politician
A Modern Assassin
A Snoopy Accountant
A Decadent Explorer
A Noncommittal Game Show Host
A Vacuous Magician
A Dry Servant
An Unhappy Courier
An Honest Jockey
An Escapist Clerk
A Suave Tailor
A Rebellious Lawyer
An Outrageous Hypnotist
A Gullible Taxidermist
A Helpful Park Ranger
A Skeptical Paleontologist
A Bewildered Cheesemaker
A Charismatic Diplomat
A Neat Beautician
An Irreligious Spelunker
A Stylish Manicurist
A Dogmatic Shipwright
A Profound Pickpocket
A Dynamic Executioner
A Sophisticated Programmer
A Reactionary Spy
A Gullible Wedding Planner
An Enthusiastic Bricklayer
A Circumspect Zookeeper
An Old-fashioned Chicken Sexer
A Scared Innkeeper
An Obedient Bodyguard
A Pompous Priest
A Rustic Interior Designer
A Resourceful Weaver
A Nihilistic Fraudster
An Unpredicatable Tax Collector
A Paralyzed Fortune-teller
A Wonderful Surgeon
A Brave Taxidermist
A Personable Drug Dealer
A Dry Beautician
An Alert Chef
A Whimsical Magician
An Impudent Veterinarian
A Precise Bishop
A Provocative Torturer
A Willing Oracle
A Hidebound Entertainer
An Uncaring Barista
A Rowdy Author
A Glad Bodyguard
An Inoffensive Swineherd
A Worried Manicurist
An Arrogant Gravedigger
A Sulky Chief of Police
A Bored Private Detective
A Clear-headed Tattooist
An Intent Magician
A Funny Baker
An Original Cook
A Nosy Sailor
An Unimaginative Winemaker
A Steely Doctor
An Offended Explorer
A Sweet Goldsmith
A Submissive Torturer
A Vulnerable Pilot
An Impulsive Astronaut
A Careless Photographer
An Uncaring Professor
A Well-meaning Jailer
An Abrasive Inventor
An Antisocial Linguist
A Devious Monk
A Simple Busker
A Physical Deputy
An Artificial Marshal
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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