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A Ritualistic Teacher
A Spontaneous Rat Catcher
A Silly Bandit
A Phlegmatic Mason
A Self-sufficent Torturer
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An Educated Mobster
A Presumptuous Carpenter
A Lifeless Hairdresser
A Transparent Guitarist
An Intense Detective
A Generous Firefighter
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A Modern Soldier
A Warm Nurse
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A Fraudulent Cheesemaker
A Vindictive Undertaker
A Well-read Sleuth
A Logical Violinist
An Easily Discouraged Taxidermist
A Possessive Yodeler
An Offensive Medic
A Mistaken Reporter
A Focused Barber
A Phlegmatic Nanny
A Sordid Magician
A Reactionary Swineherd
A Fashionable Herbalist
A Beautiful Pirate
A Responsible Philanthropist
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An Inferior Entertainer
A Despicable Publisher
A Discouraging Optometrist
A Conservative Graphic Artist
A Ritualistic Cheesemaker
An Impressionable Psychiatrist
A Mistaken Air Traffic Controller
An Inspired Physician
A Dedicated Mathematician
An Elegant Cartoonist
An Extravagant Police Officer
A Stupid Beautician
A Steadfast Bricklayer
A Crass Construction Worker
A Mechanical Mayor
A Despicable Interior Designer
An Oppressed Saxophonist
A Bland Goatherd
An Unrestrained Librarian
A Hurried Astronaut
An Uncertain Doctor
A Vulnerable Oracle
A Painstaking Factory Worker
An Angry Clockmaker
A Short Sage
A Decadent Assassin
A Fearful Gravedigger
A Tolerant Impersonator
A Provoked Barista
A Disorderly Tattooist
An Arbitrary Burglar
A Self-sufficent Shipwright
A Sadistic Guard
A Foolish Writer
A Jubilant Bodyguard
A Discontented Mortician
A Neglectful Plumber
An Ecstatic Paramedic
A Shaky Firefighter
A Well-meaning Entertainer
An Enigmatic Actor
A Steely Entrepreneur
A Flamboyant Farmer
A Stern Crook
An Original Pianist
A Frustrated Beekeeper
A Groovy Fisher
A Serious Soldier
A Dignified Social Worker
An Incorruptible Customs Officer
A Daring Welder
An Understanding Missionary
A Shortsighted Terrorist
A Solemn Torturer
An Ecstatic Mobster
A Realistic Cosmonaut
A Clever Politician
A Hefty Judge
A Proud Percussionist
A Self-reliant Undertaker
A Warm Chimney-sweep
A Cruel Herald
A Complex Winemaker
A Tenacious Broker
An Ambitious Composer
A Cautious Banker
A Maternal Exterminator
A Hedonistic Spelunker
An Impressionable Tax Collector
A High-minded Detective
A Conceited Writer
A Sporting Monk
A Gallant Dentist
A Devious Chef
A Grand Magician
A Phlegmatic Dogcatcher
A Practical Stonecutter
A Scared Pilot
A Whimsical Diplomat
A Tortured Swimmer
A Confused Taxidermist
An Imaginative Hunter
A Crafty Journalist
A Callous Sage
An Agreeable Detective
A Thrilled Explorer
An Eager Goatherd
A Chummy Sculptor
A Patriotic Professor
A Keen Beggar
A Noncommittal Lighthouse-keeper
A Rigid Photographer
A Bold Hotelier
A Folksy Gladiator
A Fatalistic Missionary
A Pedantic Tax Collector
A Vacuous Stunt Double
A Winning Explorer
An Inspired Dogcatcher
A Paranoid Bartender
A Dishonest Dancer
An Amoral Manicurist
A Trendy Pilot
A Principled Salesperson
A Forthright Impersonator
An Agonizing Exotic Dancer
An Emotional Drummer
A Magnanimous Beautician
An Encouraged Clerk
A Petty Missionary
A Willing Greengrocer
A Thrilled Swimming Coach
A Trustworthy Court Jester
A Kind Philanthropist
An Original Clockmaker
A Pessimistic Police Officer
A Vindictive Guard
A Big-thinking Paramedic
A Doubtful Weaver
A Unique DJ
A Genuine Radiologist
An Energetic Hairdresser
A Compulsive Graphic Artist
An Affectionate Clerk
A Happy Lighthouse-keeper
An Incensed Clown
An One-dimensional Taxidermist
A Trusting Coach
A Snoopy Spy
A Mistaken Photographer
A Fixed Goatherd
A Stable Ambassador
A Mealymouthed Bartender
A Glad Antique Dealer
A Lying Construction Worker
A Charming Pawnbroker
A Nonchalant Accountant
A Disciplined Terrorist
A Noncommittal Diver
A Superstitious Zookeeper
A Certain Marine
A Crafty Mobster
A Hardworking Ninja
A Gentle Entertainer
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An Upright Air Traffic Controller
A Noncompetitive Weaver
A Moralistic Jeweler
A Dishonest Greengrocer
A Considerate Geologist
An Offended Bodyguard
A Young Model
A Hard Working Dancer
A Small-thinking Chimney-sweep
A Threatened Nanny
A Sociable Poet
A Profound Inventor
A Quaking Nurse
A Cute Surgeon
A Crying Evangelist
An Educated Historian
A Private Goatherd
A Dutiful Private Detective
A Touchy Police Officer
An Artificial Burglar
An Outrageous Gate-keeper
A Suspicious Game Show Host
A Certain Astronaut
An Amazing Farmer
An Insightful Detective
A Thievish Criminal
A Distracted Personal Trainer
A Calm Mercenary
A Jubilant Executioner
A Phlegmatic Oracle
A Cross Beautician
A Helpless Barista
An Unpleasant Writer
An Affectionate Security Guard
An Escapist Hotelier
A Rebellious Stunt Double
A Plodding Chef
A Frivolous Archer
A Cold Veterinarian
A Passionate Plumber
An Astigmatic Composer
An Indecisive Manicurist
A Thorough Astronaut
A Boisterous Zookeeper
An Inferior Barber
A Pleased Watchmaker
A Concerned Physician
A Meddlesome Welder
A Distressed Gate-keeper
A Miserable Assassin
A Mature Archaeologist
A Rational Dictator
An Irritable Chauffeur
A Perplexed Air Traffic Controller
A Trendy Trapper
A Protective Ninja
A Prejudiced Garbage Collector
A Hard Working Coach
An Unstable Senator
A Free and Easy Diver
A Forthright Stunt Double
A Steely Mechanic
A Cruel Hairdresser
An Extraordinary Sheriff
A Distrustful Shaman
A Perplexed Security Guard
A Balanced Bandit
A Pretentious Chauffeur
A Complaining Secretary
A Conventional Programmer
A Humiliated Coroner
An Unimaginative Exterminator
A Formal Florist
A Worried Matador
A Hurt Yodeler
A Wary Sniper
An Unhealthy Spy
A Maternal Dentist
A Blunt Beautician
A Frustrated Tattooist
A Forgiving Ventriloquist
A Gleeful Weaver
A Lifeless Locksmith
A Passive Cosmonaut
A Dejected Photographer
A Nervous Sleuth
A Progressive Entertainer
A Mawkish Jailer
A Hardworking Ditch Digger
A Weak-willed Detective
An Obsessive Pianist
A Self-denying Lighthouse-keeper
A Modest Impersonator
A Keen Burglar
A Hard Working Botanist
An Earthy Graphic Artist
A Self-sufficent Secretary
An Offensive Artist
A Clear-headed Chief of Police
A Quirky Biologist
A Tearful Ventriloquist
A Pleased Stonecutter
A Fanatical Social Worker
A Fraudulent Clerk
A Solemn Clown
A Willing Governor
A Reserved Swimmer
A Fascinated Librarian
An Airy Saxophonist
A Peaceful Playwright
An Infatuated Nurse
A Hungry Plumber
An Intuitive Cook
A Brave Athlete
An Impersonal Doctor
An Impudent Teacher
An Astigmatic Spy
A Mournful Taxidermist
A Keen Archer
A Prudent Blacksmith
An Exciting Taxi-driver
An Insecure Ventriloquist
An Unbelieving Photographer
A Charismatic Rabbi
A Mawkish Gate-keeper
A Sporting Guru
A Stoic Shaman
An Obnoxious Poet
A Businesslike Lawyer
An Unfriendly Scout
A Sadistic Explorer
A Distrustful Shipwright
A Childish Bodyguard
A Guileless Barber
A Caring Gondolier
A Cruel Butcher
A Conservative Interpreter
A Fascinated Webmaster
A Pretentious Politician
An Observant Detective
A Religious Monk
A Comfortable Sniper
A Prejudiced Gravedigger
A Confident Hunter
A Sociable Explorer
An One-dimensional Dietician
An Impractical Bandit
A Passive Bartender
A Suave Drummer
A Pessimistic Firefighter
A Tidy Matador
A Cultured Wizard
A Bitter Private Detective
A Stubborn Sheriff
A Dynamic Beautician
A Small-thinking Ventriloquist
A Conscientious Sleuth
A Hurried Gladiator
A Nonchalant Philanthropist
A Scared Baker
An Inflamed Assassin
A Considerate Burglar
A Submissive Barista
An Opinionated Mathematician
A Disturbing Diver
A Mealymouthed Private Detective
A Frivolous Explorer
A Cultured Sound Technician
An Unbelieving Beautician
A Mannerless Scout
A Concerned Swineherd
A Lifeless Matador
An Extravagant Jailer
An Old Butcher
A Comfortable Factory Worker
An Unprincipled Principal
An Aloof Astronaut
A Liberated Cheesemaker
A Flexible Soldier
A Cruel DJ
An Unhappy Air Traffic Controller
A Wealthy Exotic Dancer
A Charming Fortune-teller
A Suave Tattooist
A Tender Game Show Host
A Suspicious Barista
A Gentle Chauffeur
An Outspoken Inventor
An Obvious Reporter
An Overjoyed Translator
A Religious Marshal
A Superstitious Deputy
A Miserly Bodyguard
An Alone Farmer
A Reflective Barber
A Stupefied Beggar
A Curious Chef
An Unprincipled Artist
A Self-sufficent Dictator
An Enthusiastic Mason
A Paranoid Air Traffic Controller
An Amazing Taxidermist
A Liberal Archer
A Careless Factory Worker
A Wishful Psychiatrist
A Destructive Sleuth
An Inert Criminal
A Pathetic Printer
A Studious Marshal
An Incorruptible Gate-keeper
A Dry Webmaster
A Fiery Sheriff
A Content Busker
A Whimsical Bartender
An Articulate Private Detective
An Angry Shepherd
A Despairing Butcher
An Indecisive Sailor
An Obedient Dictator
A Brittle Merchant
A Generous Assassin
A Perceptive Guard
An Amazed Nurse
A Willing Musician
An Injured Lighthouse-keeper
A Lucky Burglar
An Uncaring Chimney-sweep
A Stupefied Sleuth
A Cute Waiter
A Powerless Pirate
An Inert Judge
An Offensive Scientist
A Deceitful Butcher
A Skeptical Guitarist
A Bold Explorer
An Arbitrary Coach
A Shallow Magician
A Dissatisfied Firefighter
A Joyous Fishmonger
A Scornful Private Detective
A Regretful Beggar
A Frustrated Spy
A Childish Servant
A Proud Cosmonaut
An Inoffensive Thief
A Secure Peddlar
A Faithful Dancer
A Callous Beekeeper
A Desperate Lifeguard
A Self-critical Cartoonist
A Neat Pilot
An Articulate Swineherd
An Abrupt Lawyer
A Brave Comedian
An Angry Minister
A Pained Chimney-sweep
A Sentimental Scout
A Private Graphic Artist
A Persuasive Archer
A Reactive Banker
A Conciliatory Journalist
A Preoccupied Photographer
An Incorruptible Torturer
A Mellow Wizard
A Contemptible Private Detective
A Lucky Pickpocket
An Inconsiderate Bodyguard
An Apathetic Plumber
A Destructive Gladiator
A Cold Greengrocer
A Flamboyant Dietician
A Chummy Painter
A Serious Juggler
An Aggressive Surgeon
A Devious Winemaker
A Weak-willed Tattooist
A Crude Nanny
A Pugnacious Game Show Host
A Sentimental Chef
A Sporting DJ
An Unhappy Paleontologist
A Hard Working Entrepreneur
A Bizarre Inventor
A Despairing Sailor
A Chummy Priest
A Surprised Torturer
A Comfortable Sleuth
A Stable Truck Driver
An Uneasy Stunt Double
A Whimsical Minister
A Certain Pirate
An Artificial Criminal
A Tormented Dogcatcher
A Physical Athlete
A Scared Professor
A Repugnant Sculptor
A Perceptive Pastor
A Happy Blacksmith
A Restrained Lighthouse-keeper
A Subtle Writer
A Circumspect Ventriloquist
A Narcissistic Busker
A Personable Shepherd
An Empathetic Customs Officer
An Extraordinary Knight
A Ready Clerk
A Decent Captain
A Rustic Tattooist
A Lucky Hotelier
A Despicable Shipwright
A Bewildered Peddlar
An Independent Barber
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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