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An Unsure Locksmith
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An Empty Cameraman
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A Progressive Cartoonist
A Focused Fishmonger
A Melancholic Technician
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A Woeful Impersonator
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A Provocative Sage
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A Wishful Mobster
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A Grieved Bishop
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A Cheating Knight
A Receptive Scout
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A Keen Exterminator
A Petty Thief
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A Pathetic Chicken Sexer
A Self-reliant Principal
A Meticulous Air Traffic Controller
A Lousy Surgeon
A High-minded Butcher
An Optimistic Cartoonist
A Responsible Screenwriter
An Uncomplaining Doctor
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A Confidential Engineer
A Conservative Assassin
A Cerebral Reporter
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An Empathetic Criminal
An Alone Busker
A Noncommittal Coach
An Impulsive Astronaut
A Bright Geologist
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A Mechanical Soldier
A Coarse Model
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An Affectionate Diver
A Rigid Philanthropist
An Impudent Tailor
A Spirited Dogcatcher
A Trendy Fisher
A Handsome Hypnotist
An Impressive Merchant
A Curious Fortune-teller
An Enigmatic Busker
A Sensitive Florist
A Regretful Teacher
A Childish Juggler
An Ignorant Drummer
A Gleeful Courier
A Slow Cook
A Clumsy Bodyguard
A Content Physician
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A Sympathetic Tax Collector
A Fiery Poet
A Wronged Fraudster
A Gloomy Zookeeper
A Sulky DJ
A Grand Truck Driver
A Provocative Archer
A Colorful Barber
An Incapable Lawyer
An Obsessive Police Officer
An Inquisitive Private Detective
A Conservative Shepherd
A Complaining Sniper
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A Thoughtless Chauffeur
A Conciliatory Criminal
A Noncommittal Guitarist
A Wishful Make-up Artist
An Aimless Teacher
An Independent Stunt Double
A Protective Beautician
An Ugly Firefighter
An Intuitive Carver
A Simple Detective
A Crying Bodyguard
A Fatalistic Baker
A Hurt Poet
A Bewildered Drummer
A Completely Normal Waiter
A Frugal Artist
A Cowardly Florist
An Irreverent Medic
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A Sensitive Veterinarian
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A Vindictive Minister
A Single-minded Detective
A Flamboyant Customs Officer
A Sociable Stunt Double
A Romantic Saxophonist
A Wronged Linguist
An Ecstatic Medic
An Agonized Beekeeper
A Greedy Rabbi
A Flexible Hunter
A Captivating Brewer
A Skeptical Librarian
An Old Flight Attendant
A Conciliatory Chicken Sexer
A Humorous Assassin
A Crude Candlemaker
An Infatuated Garbage Collector
A Resentful Model
A Loyal Drug Dealer
A Lifeless Tattooist
A Callous Ninja
A Reliable Bodyguard
A Disorderly Make-up Artist
A Frisky Shoemaker
A Treacherous Researcher
An Irresponsible Marine
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A Sensitive Sniper
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An Infatuated Cook
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A Criminal Radiologist
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A Fraudulent Philanthropist
A Despairing Drummer
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An Invisible Mobster
A Placid Judge
A Trusting Stunt Double
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An Articulate Entertainer
A Haughty Hairdresser
An Amused Sage
A Paranoid Shaman
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A Faithful Composer
A Desperate Broker
A Slow Trapper
A High-handed Shoemaker
An Obsessive Model
A Brittle Meteorologist
A Jubilant Servant
A Despicable Burglar
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A Self-reliant Cosmonaut
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A Thoughtless Firefighter
A Dominating Goldsmith
A Stubborn Customs Officer
An Inhibited Bishop
An Unappreciative Sniper
A Hurt Shaman
A Dismayed Pilot
A Physical Builder
A Brilliant Spy
A Charmless Deputy
A Jolly Diver
An Articulate Crook
A Malicious Barber
A Conventional Veterinarian
An Expedient Cameraman
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A Unique Mercenary
An Astigmatic Court Jester
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A Heroic Messenger
A Joyous Sheriff
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A Provocative Tax Collector
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An Old Cab Driver
An Impressionable Construction Worker
A Solemn Pilot
A Clumsy Courier
A Sulky Chimney-sweep
A Conformist Hypnotist
An Upset Model
A Focused Ninja
A Winning Thief
A Repentant Shaman
A Respectful Tailor
A Wealthy Cartoonist
A Festive Lighthouse-keeper
A Neurotic Interrogator
A Fickle Cameraman
A Religious Percussionist
An Insulting DJ
An Unimaginative Sound Technician
A Victimized Gravedigger
An One-dimensional Tax Collector
A Genuine Janitor
A Realistic Soldier
An Overimaginative Clown
An Orderly Singer
An Empty Illustrator
An Ambitious Truck Driver
A Reliable Torturer
A Cynical Zookeeper
A Busy Construction Worker
A Sympathetic Percussionist
A Liberated Criminal
An Inert Scientist
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An Indulgent Carpenter
A Questioning Hunter
A Serious Artist
A Meticulous Accountant
An Original Shaman
A Driven Hypnotist
An Intolerant Bandit
A Mistaken Weaver
A Regimental Historian
A Boisterous Mobster
A Patriotic Swimming Coach
A Delighted Assassin
A Demanding Conductor
An Adventurous Cheesemaker
An Impatient Chief of Police
A Presumptuous Real Estate Agent
A Well-meaning Barber
A Trusting Judge
A Precise Explorer
A Joyous Coroner
An Idiosyncratic Truck Driver
An Unlucky Messenger
An Amused Hairdresser
A Subtle Peddlar
A Mannerless Guide
A Callous Bureaucrat
An Irritated Executioner
A Short Hunter
A Bewildered Busker
A Lovable Tax Collector
A Mawkish Pirate
A Thorough Firefighter
A False Electrician
A Destructive Locksmith
A Humorous Editor
A Distracted DJ
A Comfortable Diplomat
An Old-fashioned Beekeeper
An Insightful Jailer
An Intolerant Hairdresser
A Ritualistic Jockey
A Kind Barber
A Peaceful Interior Designer
A Heartbroken Spy
A Rigid Boatbuilder
A Deceptive Engineer
A Suave Guru
A Trendy Taxi-driver
A Modest Bodyguard
A Fanciful Surgeon
A Well-read Cheesemaker
An Intuitive Fashion Designer
A Zany Composer
A Deep Police Officer
A Familial Navigator
A Jolly Bank Robber
A Happy Peddlar
An Arbitrary Chief of Police
A Daring Baker
A Criminal Firefighter
A Dejected Pawnbroker
A Perceptive Goatherd
A Fanciful Terrorist
A Disorganized Impersonator
A Nosy Ninja
An Incensed Dentist
An Easy Tax Collector
A Miserly Builder
A Lifeless Rabbi
An Intrigued Dressmaker
An Alienated Courier
A Guileless Juggler
An Extreme Surgeon
A Self-effacing Ventriloquist
A Positive Pharmacist
An Impersonal Florist
A Sorrowful Bank Robber
An Idiosyncratic Sniper
A Gullible Musician
A Discouraged Doctor
An Enigmatic Soldier
A Loyal Beggar
A Lousy Baker
A Confidential Tattooist
A Dogmatic Waiter
A Modest Receptionist
A Pessimistic Radiologist
A Merry Merchant
A Reverential Peddlar
An Astigmatic Clown
A Wise Surgeon
A Perceptive Entertainer
A Circumspect Impersonator
A Hesitant Brewer
A Spontaneous Tax Collector
An Egocentric Astronaut
An Amazed Fashion Designer
A Ready Innkeeper
A Disorganized Actor
A Resourceful Firefighter
A Genuine Florist
A Wary Manager
A Laughing Shaman
A Faithful Welder
A Pessimistic Gravedigger
An Argumentative Taxidermist
A Tormented Terrorist
A Tense Explorer
An Engrossed Historian
An Alert Torturer
A Malicious Waiter
An Airy Wizard
A Fatigued Bank Robber
A Quiet Spy
A Hedonistic Photographer
A Curious Pilot
A Tactless Goldsmith
A Fanatical Exotic Dancer
A Steely Chauffeur
A Scared Painter
An Objective Receptionist
A Fun-loving Computer Programmer
A Discreet Factory Worker
A Pleased Chemist
A Zany Rat Catcher
An Infatuated Webmaster
An Arbitrary Crook
An Insecure Sniper
A Pessimistic Shepherd
A Superficial Marine
A Strict Soldier
A Fraudulent Diver
A Painstaking Herald
A Disrespectful Cosmonaut
A Dissonant Construction Worker
A Steadfast Model
A Noncompetitive Messenger
A Persuasive Scout
A Scheming Wedding Planner
An Adventurous Publisher
A Nervous Singer
A Foolish Antique Dealer
A Repressed Air Traffic Controller
An Enraged Personal Trainer
A Well-rounded Silversmith
A Coarse Historian
A False Pickpocket
A Troublesome Gate-keeper
A Folksy Dogcatcher
A Hateful Hypnotist
A Nonchalant Paramedic
An at Ease Model
An Indecisive Gladiator
A Grand Guard
A Laughing Lawyer
A Tasteful Sheriff
A Formal Bureaucrat
An Engrossed Record Producer
A Delicate Peddlar
A Discouraging Stunt Double
An Adventurous Spelunker
An Unfathomable Cartoonist
A Tough Psychiatrist
A Disciplined Matador
A Moralistic Missionary
An Offended Principal
An Unpleasant Inventor
A Jolly Singer
A Nosy Tattooist
A Determined Burglar
A Terrified Optometrist
An Insecure Air Traffic Controller
An Impractical Private Detective
A Hearty Tax Collector
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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