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A Creative Lifeguard
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A Sexy Drug Dealer
A Laughing Ventriloquist
A Repugnant Physician
A Pugnacious Assassin
A False Surgeon
An Unstable Librarian
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A Reverential Tattooist
An Objective Teacher
A Tasteful Politician
A Hard Working Mobster
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A Formal DJ
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A Self-critical Professor
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A Ridiculous Wizard
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A Maternal Torturer
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A Detestable Deputy
A Scrupulous Architect
A Considerate DJ
An Arbitrary Scout
A Meticulous Sage
An Individualistic Doctor
An Affectionate Mobster
An Unrestrained Gravedigger
A Pained Cobbler
A Cheating Spy
An Egocentric Artist
A Skillful Manicurist
An Imaginative Bank Robber
A Clear-headed Game Show Host
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A Puritanical Director
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A Subjective Blacksmith
A Private Clown
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A Submissive Dictator
A Disrespectful Teacher
A Self-indulgent Criminal
A Gleeful Shoemaker
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A Magnanimous Illustrator
An Independent Gardener
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A Sweaty Interior Designer
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A Victimized Publisher
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A Terrible Mayor
A Sly Ninja
An Efficient Archaeologist
A Faithful Greengrocer
An Indulgent Librarian
A Precise Optometrist
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A Comfortable Garbage Collector
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An Arbitrary Botanist
A Difficult Physicist
A Guileless Chemist
An Arrogant Cosmonaut
A Surprised Model
An Unfriendly Cab Driver
A Sore Veterinarian
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A Boisterous Police Officer
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An Amiable Judge
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A Dissonant Tattooist
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A Frivolous Sleuth
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A Modest Dogcatcher
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An Honorable DJ
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A Bitter Taxidermist
A Ridiculous Exterminator
An Agonized Mathematician
An Obvious Astronaut
A Dejected Broker
An Amazed Receptionist
A Desolate Rabbi
A Selfless Juggler
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A Warm Explorer
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A Steadfast Chauffeur
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An Athletic Greengrocer
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A Scholarly Chemist
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A Repugnant Game Show Host
A Disobedient Matador
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A Concerned Cook
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A Short Shepherd
A Positive Cheesemaker
A Concerned Poet
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An Offended Stonecutter
An Alarmed Guard
A Responsive Photographer
An Effeminate Geologist
An Articulate Paramedic
An Intelligent Guide
A Nosy Farmer
A Distressed Butcher
An Obnoxious Archer
An Offhand Gladiator
A Touchy Taxi-driver
A Devious Cartoonist
A Courageous Violinist
An Alert Stunt Double
An Unsure Cobbler
A Repressed Flight Attendant
An Earnest Manicurist
A Contradictory Beekeeper
A Gleeful Scientist
An Unpatriotic Surgeon
A Debonair Explorer
A Faithful Private Detective
A Funny Baker
A Maternal Gardener
A Deceitful Pickpocket
A Serious Ninja
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A Resourceful Politician
An Orderly Graphic Artist
A Disciplined Botanist
A Tolerant Butcher
An Earnest Wizard
A Pretentious Bank Robber
A Conservative Broker
A Winning Barber
A Circumspect Priest
A Responsible Ditch Digger
An Obedient Pickpocket
An Effeminate Illustrator
A Snoopy Explorer
An Original Builder
A Sanctimonious Historian
An Outspoken Firefighter
An Ignorant Beekeeper
A Warm Evangelist
A Sweet Saxophonist
A Heartbroken Referee
A Popular Swineherd
A Malicious Screenwriter
A Confused Sleuth
A Stubborn Baker
A Cheating Magician
A Quiet Bartender
A Tolerant Pharmacist
A Nosy Fortune-teller
An Impressionable Spy
A Lucky Cartoonist
An Uncooperative Butler
An Impractical Chef
A Bright Brewer
A Romantic Artist
A Fiery Torturer
An Insensitive Swordsmith
An Unpredicatable Matador
A Pained Editor
A Political Dancer
A Patriotic Chauffeur
A Discourteous Beggar
An Intelligent Guard
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An Infatuated Assassin
A Neutral Detective
A Childish Burglar
A Free and Easy Firefighter
A Joyous Swordsmith
A Cerebral Botanist
A Cold Janitor
A Misguided Cheesemaker
An Upset Fashion Designer
A Prejudiced Choreographer
A Calm Ornithologist
A Distrustful Chief of Police
A Sulky Gravedigger
A Decadent Security Guard
A Brilliant Clown
A Crying Yodeler
An Articulate Tattooist
A Rebellious Botanist
A Trembling Personal Trainer
An Engrossed Cartoonist
A Quaking Violinist
A Reverential Cobbler
A Persuasive Programmer
A Self-denying Tailor
A Tenacious Cheesemaker
A Tasteful Dentist
A Certain Assassin
A Procrastinating Barista
A Sociable Surgeon
A Gentle Yodeler
A Merry Bureaucrat
A Bland Ventriloquist
An Enigmatic Sage
A Content Farmer
A Perplexed Messenger
A Presumptuous Clown
A Stiff Sleuth
A Persuasive Shop Assistant
An Opportunistic Hypnotist
An Uneasy Butcher
A Powerless Cook
A Noncompetitive Pickpocket
A Focused Ornithologist
An Irritated Impersonator
An Uncomplaining Choreographer
A Humiliated Ambassador
An Angry Technician
An Elated Philanthropist
A Discouraging Matador
A Messy Cartoonist
A High-minded Innkeeper
A Determined Scientist
An Insincere Blacksmith
A Circumspect Scout
An Astigmatic Photographer
A Trustworthy Antique Dealer
A Reliable Shaman
A Self-denying DJ
A Fatigued Hypnotist
A Balanced Clown
A Tidy Veterinarian
A Hurt Fortune-teller
A Disappointed Minister
An Uncooperative Burglar
An Intent Archaeologist
A Neutral Construction Worker
A Forgetful Pharmacist
A Witty Pastor
An Unprincipled Singer
A Repentant Inventor
A Timid Welder
A Disruptive Gravedigger
An Insincere Antique Dealer
An Obvious Dancer
An Inspired Writer
A Neglectful Clown
A Bitter Chimney-sweep
A Cross Baker
An Outrageous Fortune-teller
A Clumsy Guitarist
A Secretive Swordsmith
A Forceful Cartoonist
A Peaceful Carpenter
A Pained Director
A Stubborn Janitor
An Idiosyncratic Diplomat
A Tidy Taxidermist
A Private Plumber
An Empty Dictator
A Boisterous Customs Officer
A Subtle Park Ranger
An Emotional Chauffeur
A Solemn Impersonator
A Trusting Cab Driver
An Unappreciative Rabbi
A Narrow-minded Psychiatrist
A Transparent Silversmith
A Nihilistic Magician
A Well-read Soldier
A Captivating Paramedic
An Artificial Linguist
An Unpatriotic Archaeologist
A Prim Torturer
A Hurried Scout
A Subtle Scientist
An Aloof Boatbuilder
A Circumspect Peddlar
A Discouraged Artist
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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