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A Sore DJ
An Obvious Inventor
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A Brittle Doctor
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An Adventurous Herald
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A Hypnotic Principal
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A Haughty Director
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An Antisocial Carpenter
A Dependent Shepherd
A Charismatic Private Detective
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A Comfortable Interpreter
A Determined Innkeeper
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An Obedient Gondolier
A Dramatic Clown
An Envious Rat Catcher
A Superstitious Librarian
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A Modern Welder
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A Mournful Thief
A Grieved Author
An Unambitious Photographer
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A Self-conscious Doctor
A Scholarly Imam
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An Offhand Architect
A Weak Winemaker
A Regretful Bank Robber
A Circumspect Librarian
A Shallow Cook
A Clumsy Innkeeper
An Ignorant Referee
A Complaining Entertainer
A Disrespectful Pawnbroker
A Snoopy Tax Collector
A Satisfied Torturer
A Cheating Cartoonist
A Considerate Guru
A Regimental Baker
A Resentful Zookeeper
A Treacherous Criminal
A Tearful Manicurist
A Neat Magician
A Subjective Truck Driver
A Reassured Executioner
A Fraudulent Carpenter
An Irreligious Guard
A Folksy Yak Herder
A Certain Fishmonger
A Conformist Dietician
An Uneasy Undertaker
A Responsive Navigator
A Mistaken Nurse
A Daring Paleontologist
A Charmless Barista
A Painstaking Drug Dealer
A Coarse Assassin
An Energetic Mason
A Dishonest Writer
An Appalled Deputy
A Glad Miner
A Stern Oracle
An Unbelieving Professor
A Heroic Bank Robber
An Impressionable Chef
A Narcissistic Comedian
An Incorruptible Servant
A Grand Detective
An Exciting Sheepshearer
A Witty Private Detective
A Nervous Programmer
An Old-fashioned Broker
A Conciliatory Teacher
A Softheaded Lifeguard
A Devoted Archer
A Caring Linguist
An Obsessive Shepherd
An Opinionated Pirate
A Dreamy Guard
An Unrestrained Professor
A Self-sufficent Dancer
A Distressed Meteorologist
An Ecstatic Wedding Planner
A Provocative Composer
An Inert Actor
A Discreet Chauffeur
An Experimental Private Detective
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A Circumspect Sleuth
A Dynamic Chemist
A Restrained Botanist
An Unhappy Gate-keeper
A Lying Herald
A Tasteful Sound Technician
A Petty Pickpocket
A Playful Researcher
A Sexy Interpreter
A Nihilistic Plumber
A Grand Shaman
A Dissatisfied Animal Trainer
An Experimental Optometrist
A Wise Webmaster
An Appalled Beautician
A Popular Shipwright
An Educated Social Worker
A Mournful Dressmaker
A Subjective Coroner
A Mawkish Farmer
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A Discouraging Gladiator
A Ticklish Guard
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A Happy Missionary
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A Fanatical Architect
A False Composer
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A Sadistic Cameraman
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A Sloppy Detective
A Pompous Conductor
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A Hearty Dancer
A Disinterested Cheesemaker
A Mellow Police Officer
A Gallant Court Jester
An Appalled Hunter
A Barbaric Botanist
A Forgiving Chef
A Surprising Tax Collector
A Miserable Teacher
An Amazing Innkeeper
A Youthful Trapper
An Uncooperative Politician
A Boisterous Fraudster
A Hopeful Stunt Double
A Cynical Psychiatrist
A Mannered Pirate
An Idealistic Priest
A Bold Marine
A Worried Linguist
A Brittle Illustrator
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A Deep Wizard
An Amused Sheepshearer
An Inoffensive Astronaut
A Terrible Pickpocket
A Superficial Chef
A Freewheeling Dancer
A Disconcerting Pharmacist
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A Sympathetic Screenwriter
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An Incapable Plumber
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An Intense Pickpocket
A Solitary Jeweler
A Destructive Pastor
A Stubborn Fortune-teller
A Jolly Detective
A Charming Firefighter
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A Self-critical Beautician
A Useless Dogcatcher
An Enigmatic Goldsmith
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A Responsive Priest
A Grieved Messenger
A Forgetful Imam
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An Ordinary Journalist
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An Intent Nanny
A Trusting Builder
A Mournful Gondolier
A Possessive DJ
A Lousy Pickpocket
A Jubilant Deputy
A Driven Screenwriter
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An Unlovable Undertaker
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An Incapable Saxophonist
A Disgusting Athlete
A Self-sufficent Yak Herder
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An Easily Discouraged Boatbuilder
A Hostile Air Traffic Controller
A Leisurely Archaeologist
A Grand Cobbler
A Pathetic Chauffeur
An Arrogant Plumber
A Shy Deputy
A Demanding Jailer
An Artful Bodyguard
An Excitable Clerk
An Impersonal Swimming Coach
An Ecstatic Greengrocer
A Willing Engineer
A Tolerant Bonecarver
A Melancholic Spy
A Placid Ninja
A Rustic Hunter
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A Grand Deputy
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A Responsive Gladiator
A Morbid Accountant
A Disgusting Farmer
A Reactive Drug Dealer
A Scheming Chemist
A Deceitful Innkeeper
A Decadent Animal Trainer
A Personable Lawyer
A Whimsical Truck Driver
An Opinionated Pilot
A Crazy Electrician
A Contemptible Brewer
A False Social Worker
An Astigmatic Lumberjack
A Neat Marshal
A Timid Soldier
An Inoffensive Chauffeur
A Helpful Game Show Host
An Unprincipled Bank Robber
An Alienated Lighthouse-keeper
A Captivating Teacher
A Compassionate Cartoonist
An Inhibited Interior Designer
A Possessive Painter
A Lazy Archaeologist
An Irritated Terrorist
A Fraudulent Author
An Observant Nurse
A Clean Scientist
A Helpless Lifeguard
A Childish Physician
An Escapist Surgeon
An Artful Burglar
A Tender Lawyer
A Clear-headed Air Traffic Controller
A Sulky Butcher
A Depressed Baker
A Lovable Conductor
A Captivating Gladiator
A Confident Engineer
A Venomous Dictator
A Fashionable Gate-keeper
A Frivolous Brewer
An Overimaginative Peddlar
A Frugal Chauffeur
An Excitable Guard
A Cheating Botanist
A Dependent Teacher
A Forthright Undertaker
A Frustrated Navigator
A Miserly Pianist
An One-dimensional Actor
A Thorough Game Show Host
A Compassionate Ventriloquist
A Disloyal Sound Technician
A Lucky Librarian
A Graceless Welder
An Insulting Coroner
A Submissive Social Worker
An Ecstatic Dietician
A Contemplative Plumber
A Self-denying Drug Dealer
An Amused Goatherd
An Unpatriotic Student
A Witty Pianist
A Shortsighted Spin Doctor
A Well-meaning Technician
An Unpleasant Percussionist
A Regimental Marshal
A Willing Cartoonist
A Haughty Deputy
An Expedient Minister
An Impersonal Jockey
An Alert Salesperson
A Neat Goldsmith
An Unstable Spelunker
An Unprincipled Dogcatcher
A Free and Easy Shepherd
An at Ease Zookeeper
A Private Entrepreneur
A Methodical Bonecarver
A Tense Assassin
A Forgiving Priest
A Concerned Yodeler
An Earnest Manager
A Ravenous Fashion Designer
An Agonized Navigator
An Easy Mayor
A Cold Teacher
A Neurotic Actor
A Weak Criminal
An Inflamed Historian
A Bland Butler
A Possessive Inventor
An Aggressive Swineherd
A Heroic Taxidermist
A Softheaded Sage
A Forgiving Drug Dealer
A Stern Innkeeper
A Disobedient Firefighter
A Dramatic Spin Doctor
A Muddle-headed Bartender
A Shallow Criminal
A Respectful Priest
A Disloyal Busker
A Peaceful Actor
A Contemplative Mortician
A Sexy Sleuth
A Noncommittal Executioner
A Doubtful Weaver
An Incorruptible DJ
A Ravenous Carver
A Tactless Meteorologist
A Persuasive Governor
A Stupid Dancer
An Invulnerable Dictator
A Confidential Burglar
A Vulnerable Air Traffic Controller
An Intelligent Game Show Host
A Quirky Pianist
A Bland Magician
A Tall Gravedigger
A Circumspect Beautician
An Oppressed Beggar
An Appalled Guide
A Perfectionist Sniper
A Muddle-headed Blacksmith
A Grief Truck Driver
A Brutal Monk
A Difficult Barista
An Earnest Student
A Distressed Sleuth
A Vulnerable Webmaster
A Disconcerting Factory Worker
A Snoopy Shaman
A Neat Sound Technician
A Fatigued Torturer
An Obvious Actor
An Artful Hypnotist
An Impressionable Bonecarver
A Crying Historian
A Fawning Carpenter
An Amoral Pianist
A Deceptive Hairdresser
An Indulgent Waiter
A Moody Editor
A Balanced Goatherd
A Sympathetic Publisher
A Noncommittal Brewer
A Cold Park Ranger
An Unfriendly Gravedigger
An Independent Gardener
A Worried Beggar
An Impudent Journalist
A Paternalistic Lifeguard
A Money-minded Accountant
A Blunt Meteorologist
A Funny Hunter
An Incensed Printer
An Insightful Dressmaker
A Friendly Doctor
An Unimaginative Scout
A Wealthy Police Officer
A Single-minded Drummer
An Extreme Ninja
An Impudent Stunt Double
A Ticklish Tax Collector
An Exciting Historian
A Distracted Gardener
An Erratic Boatbuilder
A Dejected Taxidermist
A Shaky Sound Technician
An Impulsive Librarian
A Serene Teacher
A Grief Nanny
An Inoffensive Terrorist
A Fixed Manicurist
An Aloof Butcher
A Dull Conductor
An Efficient Miner
A Conceited Researcher
An Alone Bodyguard
A Humble Sleuth
A Young Singer
A Merry Spelunker
A Dishonest Messenger
A Slow Winemaker
A Smiling Chauffeur
A Bored Teacher
A Willing Nurse
A Powerless Pilot
A Stupefied Paleontologist
An Intolerant Plumber
A Frivolous Baker
An Uncertain Pirate
A Sober Factory Worker
A Repugnant Ninja
A Deep Spy
An Emotional Sleuth
A Self-indulgent Interrogator
A Haughty Barber
A Rustic Jailer
A Soft Torturer
A Neat Detective
An Enervated Farmer
A Troublesome Shepherd
A Disconcerting Accountant
An Obvious Veterinarian
A Sloppy Stunt Double
A Brittle Manicurist
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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