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A Snoopy Violinist
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An Uncomplaining Publisher
A Tidy Judge
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A Sympathetic Shop Assistant
An Artful Beekeeper
A Fuming Geologist
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A Lost Taxidermist
A Painstaking Photographer
An Impractical Hunter
A Moralistic Garbage Collector
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An Understanding Cartoonist
An Ecstatic Innkeeper
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A Sober Guard
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A Fickle Hypnotist
An Unappreciative Paramedic
An Exciting Herald
A Decent Bartender
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A Private Webmaster
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A Discontented Sailor
A Well-rounded Fortune-teller
A Hard Working Taxidermist
A Malicious Air Traffic Controller
A Heroic Gate-keeper
An Unsentimental Builder
A Fanciful Swineherd
A Single-minded Thief
A Loving Assassin
A Courageous Lumberjack
A Tidy Mortician
A Dependent Lifeguard
A Disgusting Photographer
A Responsive Cab Driver
A Prim Chef
A Peaceful Farmer
A Dishonest Guru
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An Obnoxious Dogcatcher
A Happy Beekeeper
A Colorful Assassin
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An Organized Painter
An Unfriendly Singer
A Genuine Yak Herder
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A Familial Astronaut
A Sore Diver
A Brutal Truck Driver
A Responsible Security Guard
A Threatened Judge
A Cooperative Ambassador
A Well-meaning Terrorist
An Impressionable Beekeeper
A Considerate Beggar
A Clean Paleontologist
A Crass Animal Trainer
A Devious Chicken Sexer
An Apathetic Deputy
A Repentant Paramedic
A Weary Taxidermist
A Shortsighted Greengrocer
A Familial Computer Programmer
A Thrilled Psychiatrist
An Amazed Real Estate Agent
A Detestable Soldier
A Vulnerable Screenwriter
A Friendly Mobster
A Resourceful Gravedigger
A Fanciful Barber
An Innovative Coroner
An Opinionated Tailor
A Mawkish Court Jester
An at Ease Undertaker
An Insecure Tattooist
A Handsome Radiologist
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A Merry Thief
An Intent Sailor
A Painstaking Astronaut
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A Haughty Torturer
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A Helpless Biologist
A Steady Meteorologist
A Guilty Saxophonist
An Aimless Matador
A Devious Detective
A Cooperative Goldsmith
A Clean Make-up Artist
A Forgetful Nurse
An Irresponsible Bodyguard
A Painstaking Barber
A Small-thinking Navigator
An Encouraged Tax Collector
A Private Sheepshearer
A Bitter Thief
A Balanced Undertaker
A Panicked Chauffeur
A Careless Musician
A Well-meaning Herald
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A Cautious Ninja
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A Moody Translator
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A Disconcerting Monk
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A Questioning Crook
A Realistic Tattooist
A Loyal Wizard
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A Bizarre Spy
A Formal Chief of Police
A Maternal Dancer
A Practical Interrogator
A Forgetful Clerk
A Thrilled Dentist
A Brittle Plumber
A Procrastinating Bureaucrat
An Artful Goatherd
A Rebellious Torturer
An Opportunistic Pickpocket
A Discreet Hotelier
A Faithless Principal
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An Innovative Chief of Police
A Cultured Captain
A Cynical Deputy
An Articulate Gate-keeper
A Distrustful Court Jester
A Wary Oracle
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A Tasteful Tax Collector
An Unlovable Marine
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A Well-meaning Linguist
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An Anxious Swordsmith
A Trustworthy Playwright
An Invulnerable Thief
An Easy Barber
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A Certain Mercenary
A Questioning Mobster
A Snoopy Mathematician
A Sorrowful Model
A Reassured Cosmonaut
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A Popular Sniper
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A Repugnant Librarian
A Boisterous Undertaker
A Sober Thief
A Reassured Monk
A Fearful Psychiatrist
A Hypnotic Composer
An Attractive Veterinarian
An Adventurous Swimming Coach
A Softheaded Translator
A Detestable Innkeeper
A Mechanical DJ
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A Touchy Terrorist
An Unsure Chief of Police
A Mannerless Astronaut
An Obsessive Judge
A Stable Hypnotist
A Guileless Athlete
An Open-minded Scout
A Funky Ninja
A Loyal Rabbi
A Serene Rat Catcher
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An Opinionated Hunter
A Humorous Lawyer
A Businesslike Dancer
A Guilty Taxidermist
A Self-conscious Lumberjack
A Busy Dentist
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A Subtle Paramedic
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A Stupid Cartoonist
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An Intolerant Clown
A Conformist Manager
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A Sporting Goatherd
A Lonely Composer
A Cruel Detective
An Interested Barber
A Cerebral Guide
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A Perverse Cosmonaut
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A Handsome Archer
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A Funky Dentist
A Suspicious Greengrocer
A Wealthy Broker
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An Astigmatic Teacher
A Devious Beautician
A Dreamy Reporter
A Sweet Surgeon
A Tolerant Clown
An Appalled Carver
A Venomous Hypnotist
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A Victimized Burglar
A Daring Welder
A Charming Shepherd
A Cross Coach
A Patriotic Tailor
A Lovable Stunt Double
An Insincere Beggar
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A Haughty Student
An Organized Tattooist
A Distrustful Gardener
A Cooperative Cheesemaker
A Persuasive Sleuth
A Dejected Yodeler
A Well-meaning Inventor
A Melancholic Printer
A Formal Waiter
A Scared Dentist
An Amazed Fortune-teller
A Keen Accountant
A Crafty Lifeguard
A Tortured Veterinarian
A Weak-willed Criminal
A Predictable Hypnotist
A Decisive Detective
A Scrupulous Webmaster
A Critical Private Detective
An Ordinary Shipwright
An Unimaginative Coroner
An Impudent Dentist
An Anxious Cab Driver
An Excited Police Officer
A Small-thinking Tattooist
A Venomous Beautician
A Hateful Biologist
An Infuriated Rat Catcher
A Detestable Astronaut
A Merry Meteorologist
A Responsible Spin Doctor
A Brutal Teacher
A Sensitive Gravedigger
A Comfortable Entrepreneur
A Tenacious Welder
A Sordid Ninja
A Charming Herald
A Folksy Messenger
A Complex Spy
A Fearful Clown
A Suave Boatbuilder
An Individualistic Impersonator
An Inert Entertainer
An Unfathomable Fraudster
A Surprising Chef
A Dejected Deputy
A Disillusioned Director
A Zany Thief
An Uneasy Cartoonist
A Dissonant Chemist
A Popular Waiter
A Suave Lawyer
A Noncommittal Guard
An Amiable Judge
A Forceful Torturer
An Incapable Juggler
A Distressed Guitarist
A Satisfied Technician
A Subjective Webmaster
A Playful Customs Officer
An Insulting Explorer
A Fickle Cheesemaker
A Bitter Sheriff
A Funky Air Traffic Controller
A Scared Conductor
A Warm Astronaut
A Superstitious Teacher
An Argumentative Builder
An Articulate Pawnbroker
A Contemptible Mathematician
A Humiliated Lawyer
A Superficial Yak Herder
A Trembling Sniper
A Bewildered Plumber
A Discourteous Boatbuilder
A Rebellious Spy
An Overimaginative Coroner
A Disappointed Ninja
A Tall Lumberjack
A Realistic Imam
A Freethinking Clown
A Crazy Thief
An Upright Bodyguard
A Simple Linguist
A Festive Truck Driver
A Conformist Shipwright
A Regimental Chauffeur
A Tenacious Record Producer
A Paralyzed Barber
A Sordid Beekeeper
A Woeful Winemaker
A Wishful Explorer
A Hefty Sound Technician
A Respectful Researcher
A Sadistic Bartender
An Overimaginative Percussionist
An Angry Innkeeper
An Old Security Guard
An Oppressed Police Officer
An Insensitive Bandit
A Cautious Programmer
An Unsure Diplomat
A Troublesome Imam
A Small-thinking Historian
A Neat Veterinarian
An Arrogant Spy
A Hopeful Manicurist
A Powerless Bodyguard
A Neutral Sculptor
A Stylish Assassin
A Surprised Governor
A Shaky Cameraman
A Mature Hypnotist
A Modest Model
An Upright Cartoonist
A Pathetic Mason
A Healthy Private Detective
A Narcissistic Doctor
An Inquisitive Firefighter
A Depressed Air Traffic Controller
A Softheaded Cobbler
A Disobedient Park Ranger
An Embarrassed Librarian
A Silly Bodyguard
A Formal Coach
A Joyous Priest
A Hungry Professor
A Negativistic Jailer
An Aimless Game Show Host
A Selfless Accountant
An Intuitive Dictator
An Obedient Swordsmith
A Narrow-minded Detective
An Egocentric Illustrator
An Athletic Private Detective
An Unlovable Pharmacist
A Pugnacious Tattooist
A Cheating Torturer
A Winning Paleontologist
A Freethinking Swineherd
A Tolerant Poet
A Superstitious Pastor
A Procrastinating Soldier
A Weird DJ
A Considerate Security Guard
An Invisible Shepherd
A Dismayed Hairdresser
A Clear-headed Private Detective
A Loyal Mechanic
A Panicked Deputy
A Disloyal Surgeon
An Open-minded Shipwright
A Dominating Shoemaker
An Insulting Athlete
An Injured Carver
A Helpful Executioner
A Vacuous Interior Designer
A Patient Undertaker
A Foolish Hotelier
A Scheming Garbage Collector
A Trustworthy Police Officer
A Wise Herbalist
A Money-minded Game Show Host
An Articulate Truck Driver
A Phlegmatic Baker
A Ticklish Hairdresser
A Selfless Researcher
An Uncharitable Cameraman
A Surprised Writer
A Small-thinking Composer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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