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A Hurried Surgeon
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A Wealthy Judge
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A Warm Customs Officer
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A Glamorous Governor
A Well-read Shipwright
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A Witty Watchmaker
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A Short Chef
A Distracted Builder
A Tender Nurse
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A Noncommittal Hunter
A Folksy Composer
A Cooperative Shaman
A Hopeful Screenwriter
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An Uncaring Secretary
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A Timid Spy
A Jubilant Tattooist
A Meticulous Dogcatcher
A Groovy Winemaker
An Interested Diplomat
A Stoic Architect
A Noncommittal Executioner
A Malicious Printer
An Irreligious Guard
A Smiling Singer
A Grief Sleuth
An Incensed Game Show Host
An Uncaring Model
A Laughing Bandit
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A Tortured Tailor
A Surprising Scientist
A Thorough Fishmonger
A Devoted Barber
A Political Courier
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A Beautiful Plumber
A Funny Doctor
A Wronged DJ
A Gullible Wedding Planner
A Hurt Juggler
A Magnanimous Criminal
A Clear-headed Dietician
An Appalled Principal
An Enthusiastic Sheriff
A Guileless Dentist
A Questioning Sniper
A Compassionate Coroner
A Confident Author
A Sad Composer
A Stern Miner
An Extreme Rabbi
A Presumptuous Psychiatrist
An Athletic Poet
An Astigmatic Detective
A Tormented Chef
A Receptive Coach
An Insincere Judge
A Skeptical Park Ranger
A Foolish Marine
A Superficial Trapper
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A Popular Bandit
A Stern Mercenary
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A Businesslike Crook
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A Zany Writer
An Impressionable Bodyguard
A Sorrowful Actor
A Neurotic Beautician
A Brutal Jeweler
A Cynical Barber
An Appreciative Surgeon
A Profound Oracle
A Hearty Pirate
A Private Fashion Designer
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A Thorough Scientist
A Destructive Builder
A Grieved Watchmaker
An Unfriendly Matador
A Glad Ditch Digger
A Disillusioned Psychiatrist
A Fatigued Photographer
A Secretive Messenger
A Popular Weaver
An Unsure Archer
A Patriotic Priest
A Deep Dictator
A Fun-loving Medic
A Pedantic Construction Worker
A Submissive Air Traffic Controller
A Wonderful Burglar
An Unhealthy Ventriloquist
A Discreet Waiter
A Casual Principal
A Satisfied Security Guard
A Subtle Nanny
A Panicked Navigator
A Regimental Game Show Host
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A Hefty Beggar
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A Familial Bodyguard
A Placid Dogcatcher
A Monstrous Wizard
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An Opinionated Busker
A Gleeful Ninja
A Tragic Beautician
A Grand Cook
A Reserved Swineherd
A Vague Interior Designer
A Discontented Shaman
A Tactless Butcher
A Conventional Actor
An Original Monk
An Abrasive Detective
A Forthright Real Estate Agent
A Disciplined Blacksmith
A Shortsighted Criminal
A Gullible Hunter
A Freewheeling Mechanic
A Sweaty Guitarist
A Coarse Butler
A Moody Hairdresser
A Useless Director
A Wonderful Yak Herder
A Sympathetic Principal
An Erratic Historian
A Decent Magician
An Indifferent Astronaut
An Unlucky Garbage Collector
A Conformist Diver
An Overjoyed Lifeguard
A Dogmatic Scout
A Boisterous Salesperson
A Dutiful DJ
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A Freewheeling Swimmer
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An Excitable Barber
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A Fanciful Mathematician
A Despicable Archer
A Transparent Criminal
A Determined Security Guard
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A Predatory Goatherd
A Softheaded Diver
A Selfish Paleontologist
A Reverential Nanny
A Doubtful Bodyguard
A Ritualistic Lighthouse-keeper
A Disturbing Lifeguard
An Enthusiastic Composer
A Snoopy Builder
A Wise Beggar
A Reassured Sculptor
A Lustful Welder
A High-handed Playwright
A Complex Ventriloquist
A Groovy Factory Worker
A Negativistic Pilot
A Cheerful Pawnbroker
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A Strong Coach
A Caring Plumber
A Frisky Judge
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An Inhibited Doctor
A Stupefied Juggler
A Neglectful Interrogator
A Confused Marine
A Self-conscious Chief of Police
A Lovely Sculptor
A Perverse Guard
A Helpless Rabbi
A High-spirited Archer
A Gloomy Beekeeper
A Disrespectful Spy
A Forgetful Webmaster
An Intolerant Nurse
A Guilty Locksmith
A Vague Jailer
A Patriotic Deputy
An Angry Doctor
A Forceful Zookeeper
A Handsome Hairdresser
An Erratic Sculptor
A Popular Illustrator
A Purposeful Merchant
An Observant Archer
A Clever Court Jester
A Weak Radiologist
An Offended Psychiatrist
A Quaking Shepherd
A Strong-willed Servant
A Guileless Photographer
A Positive Barber
An Unprincipled Drummer
A Pedantic Torturer
A Secretive Ventriloquist
A Funky Chemist
A Foolish Burglar
A Treacherous Sculptor
A Steadfast Innkeeper
A Dissonant Taxidermist
An Agonizing Bonecarver
A Busy Exotic Dancer
A Nosy Tattooist
A Ritualistic Rat Catcher
A Weak-willed Athlete
An Invulnerable Cheesemaker
An Extraordinary Manager
An Optimistic Beekeeper
An Indifferent Minister
A Fickle Pickpocket
A Disturbing Poet
A Skeptical Clerk
A Vindictive Thief
An Irritated Mercenary
A Whimsical Librarian
A Loyal Shaman
A Laughing Florist
A Devious Dentist
A Tall Singer
An Irritable Archer
An Impudent Flight Attendant
A Sedentary Barber
A Worked Up Linguist
A Weary Pirate
A Lovely Farmer
A Rebellious Bartender
A Leisurely Inventor
A Respectful Reporter
An Interested Jockey
A Fatigued Choreographer
A Dishonest Paleontologist
A Poor Firefighter
An Elated Clockmaker
An Energetic Scout
A Crude Mechanic
A Repressed Factory Worker
A Lousy Cartoonist
A Gullible Receptionist
A Demanding Matador
A Trustworthy Graphic Artist
An Irritated Salesperson
A Ticklish Dentist
An Experimental Mason
A Short Assassin
An Enigmatic Surgeon
An Intrigued Yak Herder
A Brittle Yodeler
A Dejected Guru
An Old-fashioned Waiter
A Complex Shipwright
An Optimistic Scientist
A Self-denying Scout
A Bold Photographer
A Mannerless Terrorist
A Sore Salesperson
A Confident Coach
A Prejudiced Gravedigger
A Political Farmer
A Steadfast Historian
A Sweaty Priest
A Sensitive Yak Herder
A Lousy Tattooist
A Gloomy Servant
An Old Electrician
An Old-fashioned Graphic Artist
A Crude Archer
A Gleeful Playwright
An Unlucky Teacher
A Studious Physician
A Patriotic Photographer
A Forgiving Mayor
A Bitter Chauffeur
An Independent Miner
A Barbaric Singer
A Fiery Soldier
A Distressed Diplomat
A Complacent Farmer
An Ecstatic Record Producer
An Unrestrained Ninja
A Delighted Barber
A Disappointed Director
An Agreeable Dentist
A Sophisticated Sleuth
A Reliable Rat Catcher
An Enthusiastic Winemaker
A Rigid Fashion Designer
A Bewildered Salesperson
A Distracted Terrorist
An Infatuated Soldier
A Detestable Pilot
A Wary Author
A Tragic Screenwriter
A Phlegmatic Athlete
An Unsentimental Paramedic
A Heartbroken Mercenary
An Obnoxious DJ
An Honest Guru
A Loving Nanny
A Worked Up Chemist
A Single-minded Shipwright
An Irritated Deputy
A Cheating Lighthouse-keeper
A Conceited Medic
A Generous Dancer
An Educated Nurse
An Obvious Tailor
A Cold Entrepreneur
An Irreverent Sheriff
An Excitable Author
A Morbid Watchmaker
A Reliable Cosmonaut
A Hedonistic Electrician
A Dissonant Rabbi
A Plodding Burglar
A Gentle Game Show Host
A Wronged Graphic Artist
A Hardworking Sniper
A Busy Garbage Collector
An Uncooperative Butcher
A Sloppy Gravedigger
An Inert Chief of Police
A Petty Clown
A Cultured Photographer
A Dismayed Politician
A Placid Chimney-sweep
An Educated Ditch Digger
A Self-reliant Surgeon
A Dependent Court Jester
An Uncharitable Ventriloquist
A Hard Working Comedian
A Gallant Dietician
A Barbaric Dressmaker
A Hesitant Singer
A Procrastinating Pawnbroker
A Pompous Factory Worker
A Principled Hypnotist
A Clever Firefighter
A Subjective Watchmaker
A Pugnacious Fishmonger
A Hateful Assassin
An Abrupt Pickpocket
An Indifferent Dictator
A Soft Animal Trainer
A Political Astronaut
A Presumptuous Hunter
A Regretful Flight Attendant
A Positive Farmer
A Deceptive Guru
A Decent Dogcatcher
An Upright Spin Doctor
An Envious Jeweler
A Petty Make-up Artist
A Grief Guard
A Wishful Navigator
A Chummy Dancer
An Inferior Barber
A Moralistic Criminal
An Old-fashioned Impersonator
A Suave Paramedic
A Strict Astronaut
A Single-minded Reporter
A Bold DJ
A Religious Hypnotist
A Profound Sculptor
A Tough Burglar
An Uncharitable Missionary
A Desolate Farmer
A Scared Candlemaker
A Clear-headed Journalist
A Ruined Barber
A Ritualistic Plumber
A Curious Cobbler
A Prejudiced Writer
A Festive Guitarist
A Frugal Security Guard
An Intrigued Pianist
A Scholarly Tax Collector
An Obnoxious Waiter
A Hardy Soldier
A Lazy Linguist
A Good-natured Lighthouse-keeper
A Wise Stunt Double
An Infatuated Police Officer
A Fashionable Record Producer
A Dirty Tailor
A Lustful Firefighter
A Wonderful Actor
A Predatory Bureaucrat
A Persuasive Scientist
A Heroic DJ
An Uncomplaining Marine
A Festive Drummer
A Forceful Bank Robber
A Crude Coach
A Shortsighted Real Estate Agent
A Rowdy Lawyer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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