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An Antisocial Bonecarver
An Alarmed Butcher
An Inconsiderate Swimming Coach
A Useless Antique Dealer
A Romantic Herald
A Flamboyant Spy
A Proud Mason
A Woeful Author
A Careless Burglar
A Disinterested Fishmonger
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A Religious Firefighter
A Fickle Cook
A Soft Mayor
A Self-critical Real Estate Agent
A Terrified Director
A Provocative Monk
An Opinionated Photographer
A Guileless Exterminator
A Neat Beekeeper
A Wealthy Zookeeper
An Annoyed Archaeologist
A Pathetic Juggler
An Incorruptible Composer
An Uncaring Butcher
A Political Magician
A Hurried Antique Dealer
An Indignant Lawyer
A Bizarre Surgeon
A Rejected Doctor
An Anxious Customs Officer
An Effeminate Bishop
A Reactive Firefighter
A Resourceful Teacher
A Sensitive Entrepreneur
An Irresponsible Lumberjack
A Dynamic Pickpocket
An Unpatriotic Builder
A Distracted Pastor
A Discourteous Blacksmith
A Sentimental Veterinarian
A High-handed Yak Herder
An Indignant Chemist
An Organized Taxidermist
A Presumptuous Rat Catcher
A Secure Terrorist
A Big-thinking Locksmith
A Rigid Hypnotist
A Youthful Game Show Host
A Sulky Pirate
A Self-denying Shepherd
A Sophisticated Secretary
A Questioning Chief of Police
A Dishonest Scientist
A Skillful Cook
A Trendy Chef
A Leisurely Captain
A Dismayed Truck Driver
A Humble Matador
A Closed off Percussionist
A Detestable Sniper
A Crude Lighthouse-keeper
A Guilty Pilot
A Ravenous Court Jester
A Whimsical Magician
A Keen Sheepshearer
A Religious Brewer
A Serene Police Officer
An Effeminate Architect
A Studious Nurse
A Bewildered Torturer
An Offensive Mobster
A Reassured Pirate
A Laughing Jeweler
A Neat Missionary
A Cheating Spelunker
A Neutral Banker
An Escapist Photographer
A Brittle Saxophonist
An Uninhibited Mortician
A Phlegmatic Herald
A Scholarly Taxi-driver
A Disillusioned Antique Dealer
An Unappreciative Dentist
An Engrossed Translator
A Repugnant Governor
An Adventurous Physician
A Lying Minister
A Frugal Tailor
An Alarmed Bodyguard
A Helpful Builder
A Frustrated Zookeeper
A Threatened Shaman
A Witty DJ
A Playful Chief of Police
A Lustful Messenger
A Compulsive Chauffeur
A Pugnacious Sleuth
A Bold Dictator
A Fascinated Doctor
A Wonderful Fortune-teller
A Crazy Inventor
An Upset Manager
A Leisurely Pickpocket
A Hypnotic Janitor
A Circumspect Missionary
A Playful Cartoonist
A Quaking Author
A Tough Ventriloquist
A Decent DJ
A Stern Mobster
A Balanced Tattooist
A Fascinated Coroner
A Dry Painter
An Extreme Teacher
A Terrified Juggler
A Scared Pickpocket
A Strong Zookeeper
A Stupefied Judge
A Curious Singer
A Small-thinking Medic
A Tidy Mayor
An Offhand Fisher
An Abrupt Hairdresser
A Pathetic Archer
A Victimized Receptionist
A Vacuous Beggar
A Melancholic Winemaker
A Selfless Guide
An Annoyed Publisher
An Extravagant Marshal
A Self-denying Librarian
A Self-indulgent Factory Worker
A Crafty Paleontologist
A Paternalistic Pharmacist
An Opportunistic Weaver
A Suspicious Tax Collector
A Loving Drug Dealer
An Ashamed Ninja
An Unstable Sleuth
An Impatient Plumber
An Amusing Tattooist
A Malicious Dentist
A Dutiful Construction Worker
A Pained Carver
A Deceptive Chemist
A Grim Priest
A Solitary Diver
An Optimistic Interior Designer
An Adventurous Salesperson
A Crying Ventriloquist
An Aggressive Boatbuilder
A Peaceful Violinist
A Neutral Lawyer
A Nihilistic Butcher
A Skinny Principal
A Predatory Photographer
An Irreligious Guitarist
An Inert Florist
An Unlovable Spy
An Ignorant Chauffeur
A Presumptuous Radiologist
A Tearful Explorer
An Elated Blacksmith
A Magnanimous Model
An Erratic Impersonator
A Disgusting Psychiatrist
An Intolerant Butcher
A Suspicious Monk
A Tense Cartoonist
A Nosy Nurse
A Laughing Nanny
A Conceited Welder
A Steady Comedian
A Barbaric Gravedigger
An Impatient Police Officer
An Annoyed Entrepreneur
An Imaginative Goatherd
A Repressed Marine
A Complaining Paramedic
A Paralyzed Bartender
An Assertive Accountant
A Miserable Bodyguard
An Impersonal Impersonator
A Thoughtless Mobster
A Unique Biologist
A Moralistic Taxidermist
A Businesslike Coach
A Gentle Technician
A Sordid Servant
A Dependent Pirate
An Amoral Boatbuilder
A Cheating Dictator
A Soft Shepherd
An Amazed Police Officer
A Well-read Yak Herder
An Incapable Pilot
A Stupid Sheepshearer
A Provocative Hunter
A Tasteful Busker
A Zany Lawyer
A High-spirited Inventor
A Fun-loving Butler
A Fickle Pirate
A Groovy Taxi-driver
A Profound Editor
An Impractical Air Traffic Controller
A Mannerless Detective
A Bland Optometrist
A Domineering Artist
A Ravenous Dietician
A Kind Saxophonist
A Selfish Priest
A Money-minded Barber
An Honorable Sage
A Crazy Zookeeper
An Exciting Archer
A Mechanical Deputy
An Unpatriotic Dancer
A Disruptive Servant
An Elated Plumber
A Strict Playwright
A Hardworking Astronaut
A Muddle-headed Programmer
A Festive Spy
A Graceless Terrorist
An Outrageous Dentist
A Restless Executioner
A Courteous Inventor
A Tender Cook
A Genuine Clown
A Domineering Social Worker
An Angry Park Ranger
A Mystical Court Jester
A Fatigued Taxi-driver
An Infuriated DJ
A Tough Guitarist
A Despicable Priest
A Destructive Janitor
A Disillusioned Security Guard
A Decent Jeweler
A Bland Goldsmith
A Gallant Interrogator
An Inquisitive Interior Designer
A Sensitive Missionary
A Dissonant Tax Collector
A Misguided Pickpocket
A Sulky Marine
An Intolerant Cartoonist
A Steadfast Knight
A Sympathetic Judge
A Terrible Student
An Unlucky Ornithologist
A Cross Dictator
A Forceful Evangelist
A Courageous Merchant
An Inspired Innkeeper
A Tidy Biologist
A Hedonistic Police Officer
A Discontented Detective
A Confident Ambassador
A Fiery Herald
A Sure Zookeeper
An Alienated Marine
A Poor Assassin
An Unsure Captain
A Petty Cook
A Cheating Accountant
A Hungry Pickpocket
A Hesitant Astronaut
An Incapable Fashion Designer
A Despicable Wizard
A High-spirited Teacher
A Clumsy Poet
An Unlucky Goldsmith
An Offended Historian
A Patriotic Chef
A Passive Assassin
A Sanctimonious Guitarist
A Helpless Blacksmith
A Hidebound Captain
A Rebellious Sleuth
A Wise Mercenary
An Experimental Imam
An Idealistic Librarian
An Uncomplaining Chimney-sweep
A Mechanical Hairdresser
A Discreet Firefighter
An Old Ninja
An Elated Dressmaker
A Nervous Shepherd
A Reactive Optometrist
A Circumspect Goatherd
An Alert Taxidermist
An Offensive Scientist
An Eager Dictator
A Hefty Percussionist
A Frightened Carver
An Ignorant Peddlar
A Sophisticated Violinist
A Perplexed Pickpocket
A Deceptive Editor
An Unprincipled Technician
A Domineering Nanny
A Satisfied Bonecarver
A Conceited Teacher
A Hopeful Sheriff
A Fearful Exotic Dancer
A Nosy Guard
An Attractive Physician
A Melancholic Dictator
A Gracious Archer
A Leisurely Sound Technician
A Steadfast Soldier
A Transparent Impersonator
A Trendy Barber
A Discourteous Juggler
An Amazed Priest
An Upset Chef
A Jubilant Bank Robber
A Sociable Waiter
A Gleeful Taxi-driver
A Wonderful Tailor
An Invisible Ventriloquist
A Small-thinking Saxophonist
A Pleased Scout
A Lying Pharmacist
A Liberal Record Producer
A Restrained Yak Herder
A Devoted Drummer
A Wealthy Lumberjack
An Obvious Flight Attendant
A Jolly Illustrator
A Prudent Composer
An Enervated Surgeon
An Inferior Teacher
A Scared Translator
A Lazy Poet
A Reflective Thief
A Small-thinking Plumber
A Wronged Private Detective
An Affectionate Executioner
An Unhealthy Assassin
A Moralistic Air Traffic Controller
A Victimized Chemist
A Mannerless Messenger
A Treacherous Dictator
A Completely Normal Minister
An Irritable Physician
A Secretive Real Estate Agent
An Embarrassed Security Guard
A Charismatic Archaeologist
A Trendy Mobster
A Keen Rat Catcher
An Alone Drug Dealer
An Eager Archer
A Surprising Manicurist
A Tragic Interpreter
A Focused Fashion Designer
A Sweaty Police Officer
A Nervous Antique Dealer
A Lying Drummer
A Guilty Clown
A Noncommittal Choreographer
An Offhand Sniper
A Fanciful Stunt Double
A Beautiful Teacher
A Freethinking Courier
A Patriotic Shepherd
An Energetic Park Ranger
A Sloppy Painter
A Puritanical Private Detective
A Conciliatory Doctor
An Inoffensive Fashion Designer
A Closed off Tattooist
A Soft Winemaker
An Impudent Crook
A Tormented Beekeeper
A Frustrated Yak Herder
An Abrupt Candlemaker
A Passive Dictator
A Respectful Butcher
An Argumentative Executioner
A Certain Surgeon
A Worried Magician
A Brutal Tattooist
A Cross Shaman
A Tenacious Gladiator
An Invisible Interpreter
An Inconsiderate Veterinarian
A Subjective Artist
A Gleeful Bank Robber
A Young Barber
An Alarmed Chemist
A Despicable Surgeon
A Respectful Builder
A Determined Paleontologist
A Self-conscious Writer
A Sad Scout
A Simple Hypnotist
An Intrigued Bandit
A Possessive Director
A Barbaric Impersonator
A Gallant Chef
A Healthy Monk
A Criminal Navigator
A Secure Builder
An Indignant Merchant
A Benevolent Sheriff
A Moralistic Baker
A Festive Interpreter
A Sanctimonious Innkeeper
A Neat Clown
A Power-hungry Bandit
An Embarrassed Guide
An Extreme Janitor
An Indifferent Wizard
A Pained Biologist
A Nonchalant Ventriloquist
A Sure Judge
A False Gravedigger
An Honorable Minister
A Mawkish Pilot
A Serious Chemist
An Antisocial Manicurist
An Idealistic Saxophonist
A Tormented Firefighter
A Resourceful Pickpocket
A Persuasive Reporter
A Prudent Librarian
A Cultured Thief
A Dry Terrorist
A Handsome Shoemaker
A Decadent Taxi-driver
A Profound Servant
A Religious Publisher
A Hurt Drug Dealer
A Victimized Torturer
An Intrigued Game Show Host
A Captivating Printer
A Thoughtless Baker
A Focused Swimming Coach
A Jubilant Guard
A Muddle-headed Beggar
A Sober Singer
A Negativistic Philanthropist
A Scornful Coach
A Forgetful Captain
An Independent Webmaster
An Exciting Publisher
A Delicate Drug Dealer
A Dramatic Salesperson
A Boisterous Baker
An Excitable Security Guard
A Power-hungry Ninja
A Meddlesome Trapper
A Stupefied Sheriff
A Rowdy Bandit
A Hardworking Mobster
An Arrogant Wizard
A Monstrous Scout
An Apathetic Police Officer
An Easy Veterinarian
A Nihilistic Court Jester
A Pleased Programmer
A Guilty Priest
A Delicate Optometrist
A Suspicious Security Guard
A Terrified Playwright
A Joyous Clerk
An Offended Ornithologist
An Affectionate Jailer
A Purposeful Painter
A Grim Assassin
A Confident Guard
An Alarmed Cartoonist
A Sweaty Silversmith
A Cynical Soldier
A Chummy Taxi-driver
A Clean Criminal
A Rowdy Dancer
A Courteous Chemist
An Irritable Botanist
A Meticulous Factory Worker
A Timid Construction Worker
A Friendly Chef
A Regretful Fortune-teller
A Shy Beekeeper
A Shortsighted Chauffeur
An Intuitive Printer
An Ignorant Exterminator
An Enigmatic Undertaker
A Cold Bank Robber
A Fuming Executioner
A Decisive Playwright
A Victimized Astronaut
A Conceited Dentist
A Sober Private Detective
A Neutral Physicist
An Offensive Torturer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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