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A Healthy Soldier
A Certain Receptionist
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An Idiosyncratic Bureaucrat
An Educated Poet
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A Clumsy Drummer
An Irrational Scientist
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A Cynical Mayor
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A Stupefied Lifeguard
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A Quirky Dancer
A Single-minded Screenwriter
An Experimental Nurse
A Cultured Construction Worker
A Charming Astronaut
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A Procrastinating Miner
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A Brutal Bandit
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A Logical Computer Programmer
An Educated Pilot
A Melancholic Impersonator
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A Silly Conductor
A Concerned Game Show Host
A Cute Executioner
An Agreeable Diplomat
An Agonizing Farmer
An Apathetic Reporter
A Compulsive Beggar
A Solitary Jockey
An Odd Paleontologist
A Trustworthy Private Detective
A Treacherous Clown
A Rowdy Factory Worker
A Sentimental Social Worker
An Enigmatic Barber
A Formal Chef
A Destructive Writer
A Hedonistic Butcher
A Fanciful Barista
A Fuming Detective
An Appalled Clerk
A Power-hungry Dentist
A Moralistic Chief of Police
A Thorough Hairdresser
A Subjective Gondolier
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A Desolate Photographer
An Injured Thief
A Profound Student
A Criminal Herald
A Skillful Mobster
A Neutral Cartoonist
An Insensitive Busker
A Tidy Sniper
A Closed off Plumber
An Old Goldsmith
A Tragic Detective
An Unbelieving Professor
A Devious Real Estate Agent
A Puritanical Guru
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A Shy Juggler
An Assertive Jockey
A Sloppy Pirate
A Morbid Yak Herder
A Prudent Mathematician
An Agreeable Swimmer
A Disconcerting Criminal
A Popular Goatherd
A Dry Reporter
A Snoopy Artist
An Infuriated Dancer
A Moody Inventor
A Selfless Fisher
A Receptive Minister
A Lifeless Computer Programmer
An Envious Hunter
A Serious Busker
A Complaining Mercenary
A Forceful Juggler
A Subtle Mobster
A Guilty Detective
An Unimaginative Pickpocket
An Emotional Marine
A Reactionary Firefighter
A Bored Spy
A Barbaric DJ
A Sexy Blacksmith
An Annoyed Spelunker
A Lifeless Ornithologist
A Courageous Dentist
An Independent Archaeologist
An Intense Explorer
A Humiliated Taxidermist
An Intrigued Physicist
A Proud Carver
A Funny Wizard
A Dominating Detective
An Intuitive Rat Catcher
A Familial Personal Trainer
A Businesslike Goldsmith
A Tragic Doctor
A Considerate Cobbler
A Lucky DJ
An Infuriated Butcher
An Empty Factory Worker
An Expedient Chef
An Eloquent Mortician
An Excited Dietician
An Amazed Reporter
An Athletic Senator
A Circumspect Terrorist
A Discreet Torturer
A Despicable Painter
A Tragic Farmer
A Coarse Screenwriter
A Reassured Bartender
An Authoritarian Receptionist
A Placid Computer Programmer
A Contemplative Navigator
A Glad Trapper
A Small-thinking Cook
An Impulsive Winemaker
A Nihilistic Detective
A Fanciful DJ
An Ashamed Spy
A Folksy Bandit
A Serene Editor
A Superstitious Interior Designer
A Single-minded Mathematician
A Prudent Manicurist
A Pathetic Magician
A Crude Pirate
A Ticklish Real Estate Agent
A Hurried Physicist
A Disappointed Sailor
A Wise Security Guard
A Narcissistic Director
A Big-thinking Gladiator
A Contemptible Court Jester
An Offhand Taxidermist
A Softheaded Bureaucrat
An Appalled Butcher
A Laughing Monk
A Magnanimous Physician
A Creative Cook
An Impersonal Farmer
A Physical Hairdresser
A Leisurely Actor
An Idiosyncratic Astronaut
An Intense Factory Worker
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An Amazed Hunter
A Casual Cab Driver
A Stern Sound Technician
A Gleeful Firefighter
A Crafty Goatherd
A Snoopy Swineherd
An Aloof Locksmith
A Mature Shop Assistant
A Barbaric Spin Doctor
An Agonized Carpenter
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A Healthy Criminal
A Fascinated Fashion Designer
An Invisible Impersonator
A Disgusting Burglar
A Frustrated Dogcatcher
A Brilliant Cosmonaut
A Benevolent Butcher
A Dogmatic Meteorologist
A Tall Pharmacist
A Faithful Flight Attendant
An Enthusiastic Cheesemaker
A Courageous Thief
A Kind Soldier
A Guileless Cartoonist
A Self-reliant Linguist
A Naive Sailor
A Poor Graphic Artist
A Silly Animal Trainer
A Compassionate Brewer
A Neat Historian
A Simple Computer Programmer
A Smiling Watchmaker
A Hypnotic Swimmer
A Decadent Torturer
A Familial Drummer
A Paralyzed Court Jester
A Devious Florist
A Meticulous Zookeeper
A Daring Drug Dealer
An Offensive Ornithologist
A Pessimistic Physician
A Contemptible Ninja
An Amazing Police Officer
A Trendy Welder
A Well-meaning Journalist
A High-handed Pickpocket
A Distracted Screenwriter
A Cheating Beautician
A Useless Firefighter
A Hard Working Director
A Caring Garbage Collector
A Stupid Guitarist
An Intolerant Doctor
A Folksy Personal Trainer
A Negativistic Psychiatrist
A Despairing Jailer
A Mawkish Optometrist
A Flamboyant Mayor
A Bewildered Athlete
A Poor Plumber
An Ordinary Spy
A Tenacious Computer Programmer
A Suave Fashion Designer
An Obvious Sniper
A Silly Chemist
A Secretive Guru
An Egocentric Busker
A Hateful Tattooist
A Contemptible Medic
A Grieved Servant
A Self-reliant Historian
A Keen Shipwright
A Moody DJ
A Discouraged Exterminator
A Thoughtless Swimming Coach
A Petty Interrogator
A Nonchalant Programmer
An Idiosyncratic Referee
An Uninhibited Taxidermist
An Appreciative Lifeguard
A Hardy Physicist
A Disruptive Nanny
A Hopeful Blacksmith
A Devoted Greengrocer
A Precise Matador
A Hostile Ambassador
An Alert Spy
A Witty Captain
A Sedentary Oracle
A Bizarre Bodyguard
A Good-natured Stunt Double
An Alienated Comedian
An Indifferent Scout
A Strong Goatherd
A Discourteous Hairdresser
A Lucky Fortune-teller
A Ritualistic Burglar
A Discontented Interior Designer
A Sadistic Coach
A Slow Thief
A Fickle Playwright
A Self-effacing Psychiatrist
A Woeful Clown
A Regimental Guard
An Appalled Bonecarver
A Well-rounded Sleuth
A Stylish Monk
A Cautious Miner
A Wonderful Police Officer
A Disconcerting Executioner
A Bland Wizard
An Upset Beautician
An Irreligious Undertaker
A Decisive Flight Attendant
An Unlucky Tattooist
An One-dimensional Soldier
A Self-effacing Baker
A Reactionary Chauffeur
A Curious Beekeeper
A Miserly Dancer
A Competitive Firefighter
A Selfless Bandit
A Nonchalant Governor
An Intuitive Taxidermist
A Hedonistic Librarian
An Experimental Wizard
An Angry Linguist
A Superstitious Writer
An Insulting Inventor
A Reverential Spy
A Conciliatory Magician
A Quirky Swineherd
A Money-minded Terrorist
A Dismayed Police Officer
A Tense Sculptor
An Uncharitable Photographer
A Restless Chimney-sweep
A High-handed Janitor
A Scholarly Bank Robber
A Merry Peddlar
A Tortured Drug Dealer
A Guilty Screenwriter
A Mystical Lifeguard
A Scheming Firefighter
A Disgusting Matador
An Old Gladiator
An Indifferent Boatbuilder
A Conceited Hunter
An Unsure Mortician
A Sore Accountant
A Funny Juggler
An Injured Game Show Host
A Fortunate Politician
An Amoral Pawnbroker
A Reflective Clown
A Lucky Sleuth
A Simple Writer
An Unfriendly Shepherd
A Stylish Bureaucrat
A Forgetful Beggar
A Gallant Busker
A Sensual Dogcatcher
A Bored Choreographer
A Handsome Programmer
A Mistaken Monk
An Odd Fashion Designer
A Disinterested Surgeon
A Tortured Tattooist
A Cooperative Rabbi
A Quirky Swordsmith
A Sorrowful Swimmer
A Scrupulous Chief of Police
A Preoccupied Hairdresser
An Outrageous Cobbler
A Happy Governor
An Offhand Publisher
A Hardworking Deputy
An Unlovable Swineherd
An Unsure Thief
A Bizarre Artist
A Suave Dentist
An Old-fashioned Mason
A Determined Criminal
An Insensitive Guard
A Paralyzed Hunter
A Hypnotic Accountant
A Shallow Gravedigger
A High-handed Plumber
An Irreligious Chimney-sweep
A Cold Scout
A Positive Air Traffic Controller
An Embarrassed Welder
A Stoic Surgeon
A Reserved Cook
A Dejected Customs Officer
A Stylish Imam
A Pleased Sound Technician
A Bold Zookeeper
An Envious Clockmaker
An Understanding Herald
An Offended Shaman
A Pedantic Guitarist
A Closed off Webmaster
A Vivacious Dressmaker
A Woeful Deputy
An Extravagant Tailor
A Faithful Scout
An Obvious Bonecarver
An Amazing Dogcatcher
A Self-conscious Watchmaker
A Shortsighted Cobbler
A Snoopy Assassin
An Enigmatic Detective
A Cheerful Shoemaker
A Silly Guru
A Pathetic Screenwriter
A Humorous Writer
An Insightful Archer
A Tolerant Physicist
A Secure Actor
An Opinionated Painter
A Lonely Sound Technician
A Grim Judge
A Trendy Impersonator
A Dignified Butler
A Pleased Chef
A Trusting Spy
A Quiet Computer Programmer
A Free and Easy Spelunker
A Weak Dressmaker
A Thrilled Rabbi
A Clean Locksmith
A Spontaneous Police Officer
An Unbelieving Governor
An Unrestrained Painter
A Dramatic Stonecutter
A Frustrated Butcher
A Self-indulgent Interrogator
A Conscientious Judge
A Terrible Animal Trainer
An Intolerant Spelunker
An Effeminate Teacher
A Trustworthy Programmer
A Tactless Builder
A Handsome Construction Worker
An Offended Game Show Host
An Ugly Boatbuilder
A Devious Cartoonist
A Resentful Beekeeper
A Pompous Thief
A Sporting Percussionist
An Earthy Welder
A Closed off Shop Assistant
A Pleased Locksmith
A Thievish Judge
A Nosy Painter
A Steadfast Deputy
An Innovative Shoemaker
A Pretentious Farmer
A Scheming Construction Worker
A Tearful Baker
A Frivolous Busker
A Sympathetic Pirate
A Funny Impersonator
A Mistaken Marshal
An Intrigued Mobster
A Fawning Tailor
An Admirable Chauffeur
An Unsentimental Coach
A Gallant Rabbi
A Patriotic Fortune-teller
A Hungry Pianist
A Leisurely Assassin
A Bright Inventor
A Self-reliant Scout
A Paternalistic Undertaker
An Inferior Baker
A Delighted Brewer
An Insightful Medic
A Subtle Wizard
An Uncharitable Spy
A Demanding Dictator
A Frisky Evangelist
An Honest Paleontologist
A Transparent Guru
A Progressive Beggar
A Protective Teacher
A Groovy Guitarist
An Intent Terrorist
A Thievish Trapper
A Mellow Minister
A Secretive Chef
A Critical Biologist
An Attractive Mortician
A Completely Normal Paramedic
A Gleeful Captain
A Steadfast Private Detective
An Overimaginative Nurse
An Inoffensive Lifeguard
A Selfless Thief
A Regimental Tattooist
A Reassured Priest
A Keen Soldier
A Dramatic Dogcatcher
A Strong Marine
A Deceitful Hairdresser
A Scared Beggar
A Discourteous Rat Catcher
A Doubtful Game Show Host
A Conscientious Banker
A Hard Working Janitor
An Extreme Winemaker
A Fanatical Entrepreneur
An Unrestrained Cartoonist
A Well-rounded Nurse
A Guileless Shop Assistant
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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