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A Youthful Explorer
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A Tough Police Officer
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An Incorruptible Knight
A Benevolent Butler
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A Stylish Fortune-teller
A Dishonest Stunt Double
A Pugnacious Innkeeper
A Perfectionist Director
A Repentant Sculptor
A Progressive Oracle
An Irritated Court Jester
A Keen Hairdresser
A Disloyal Cook
A Fanciful Ninja
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A Liberal Pirate
An Aggressive Fashion Designer
A Ravenous Fisher
A Threatened Gladiator
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An Excited Professor
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A Weak Yodeler
A Haughty Guard
A Pompous Oracle
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An Obsessive Teacher
A Painstaking Principal
An Objective Pastor
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A Helpful Dictator
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A Weary Manager
An Uncomplaining Chauffeur
A Bright Scientist
A Contemptible Builder
A Quaking Cartoonist
A Whimsical Captain
An Opinionated Librarian
A Rowdy Bonecarver
A Tactless Guru
A Hateful Architect
A Protective Hairdresser
A Gentle Chief of Police
A Stubborn Terrorist
A Guilty Greengrocer
A Disgusting Waiter
A Money-minded Chef
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A Noncompetitive Private Detective
A Witty Wizard
A Good-natured Sleuth
A Wise Cosmonaut
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A Reserved Librarian
A Fanciful Sage
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A Stubborn Chauffeur
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A Lying Florist
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A Phlegmatic Surgeon
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An Ignorant Mercenary
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A Conscientious Archaeologist
A Self-reliant Director
A Liberal Fraudster
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An Idealistic Painter
A Fuming Greengrocer
A Disruptive Assassin
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An Intelligent Minister
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An Innovative Coach
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A Rejected Rat Catcher
An Inferior Beautician
A Religious Sniper
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A High-minded Soldier
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A Vivacious Sniper
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An Elegant Wizard
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A Benevolent Zookeeper
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A Cold Gladiator
A Negativistic Barber
A Big-thinking Surgeon
An Abrasive Farmer
An Offhand Lifeguard
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A Brave Botanist
A Realistic Soldier
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A Busy Pastor
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A Witty Librarian
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A Paralyzed Pianist
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A Hypnotic Pastor
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A Charismatic Police Officer
A Physical Builder
A Groovy Hypnotist
A Scholarly Geologist
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A Fuming Chef
An Airy Torturer
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A Vacuous Spy
An Objective Barista
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A Forgiving DJ
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A Tortured Stunt Double
A Disappointed Writer
A Hateful Taxidermist
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A Sporting Manager
A Mournful Fraudster
A Hearty Swimmer
An Uncertain Animal Trainer
A Shaky Minister
A Reactive Referee
A Forgetful Hairdresser
A Contemplative Record Producer
An Idealistic Tailor
An Extraordinary Trapper
A Decent Philanthropist
A Closed off Magician
A Peaceful Antique Dealer
A Venomous Clown
A Rejected Ventriloquist
A Hedonistic Scout
A Morbid Factory Worker
A Subtle Evangelist
An Inconsiderate Guru
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An Uneasy Hypnotist
A Skinny Game Show Host
A Weak Optometrist
A Misguided Rabbi
A Private Dancer
A Jolly DJ
An Abrasive Shepherd
A Studious Dentist
An Impressive Bandit
A Forthright Goatherd
A Helpful Fashion Designer
An Imaginative Beggar
A Wise Gladiator
A Sordid Spelunker
A Malicious Sleuth
A Persuasive Salesperson
A Suave Teacher
A Dissatisfied Undertaker
A Self-denying Farmer
A Deceitful Soldier
A Cross Poet
A Depressed Waiter
A Dynamic Carpenter
A Funky Principal
A Humiliated Detective
A Superstitious Clown
A Moralistic Senator
A Relaxed Monk
A Tasteless Wizard
A Vague Hairdresser
A Crazy Mobster
A Selfish Scientist
A Preoccupied Writer
A Timid Air Traffic Controller
A Decisive Reporter
A Subtle Archer
An Uneasy Sniper
A Bright Terrorist
A Perverse Chicken Sexer
A Trusting Watchmaker
A Soft Manager
An Observant Chief of Police
A Plodding Animal Trainer
A Depressed Guide
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A Puritanical Violinist
An Unsure Firefighter
An Indulgent Ditch Digger
An Irritable Principal
A Spontaneous Sound Technician
A Courageous Butler
A Forceful Pawnbroker
A Considerate Hotelier
A Purposeful Screenwriter
A Frisky Butcher
A Disgusting Burglar
An Unrestrained Barber
An Expedient Candlemaker
A Stiff Imam
A Dirty Mercenary
An Adventurous Painter
An Indifferent Cameraman
A Lovable Surgeon
An Open-minded Cobbler
A Thorough Tailor
A Dissatisfied Veterinarian
A Tall Carver
An Interested Juggler
An Extraordinary Beautician
A Progressive Swimming Coach
A Chummy Knight
A Jolly Gondolier
An Invisible Sculptor
An Organized Shepherd
A Debonair Flight Attendant
A Blunt Hypnotist
A Complaining Butcher
A Festive Exotic Dancer
A Pugnacious Undertaker
A Paranoid Garbage Collector
An Independent Archaeologist
An Encouraged Gladiator
A Discontented Jailer
A Frivolous Plumber
A Ridiculous Musician
An Inferior Manicurist
A Frightened Priest
A Sweaty Minister
A Leisurely Builder
A Youthful Firefighter
A Private Greengrocer
A Respectful Torturer
A Crazy Drug Dealer
A Nervous Taxidermist
A Confident Evangelist
A Curious Butcher
A Dirty Chief of Police
An Objective Historian
An Unlucky Hypnotist
A High-minded Model
An Arrogant Assassin
A Crass Bandit
A Puritanical Poet
A Dull Mobster
A Cowardly Deputy
A Brilliant Barista
An Erratic Teacher
A Tender Guitarist
A Stylish Interpreter
An Obsessive Baker
A Superstitious Interior Designer
A Subtle Dressmaker
A Repressed Cheesemaker
A Completely Normal Air Traffic Controller
A Mawkish Wizard
An Obvious Artist
An Efficient Professor
A Cowardly Explorer
A Blunt Beautician
An Intrigued Bartender
A Gentle Executioner
A Disorderly Percussionist
A Mannerless Clown
An Impressionable Brewer
A Fickle Herald
An Aimless Trapper
A Happy Chief of Police
A Skillful Physicist
An Excited Firefighter
A Dominating Builder
A Contemptible Medic
A Threatened Greengrocer
An Obedient Beggar
A Pompous Record Producer
A Vivacious Optometrist
An Earthy Waiter
A Fascinated Busker
A Debonair Rabbi
A Ruined Juggler
A Frightened Diplomat
An Enervated Shaman
A Sweaty Pastor
A Lazy Missionary
A Stubborn Firefighter
A Ridiculous Gladiator
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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