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A Passionate Barber
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A Fraudulent Hunter
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A Fearful Referee
A Discourteous Politician
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A Reliable Archer
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A Blunt Mayor
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A Nihilistic Air Traffic Controller
A Pure Nanny
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A Mechanical Translator
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A Desolate Fortune-teller
An Inspired Biologist
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A Perfectionist Judge
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An Old Torturer
A Willful Ventriloquist
A Cooperative Dictator
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An Insensitive Clown
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An Ugly Guru
A Magnanimous Security Guard
An Expedient Diplomat
A Complex Criminal
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A Lovely Butler
An Affectionate Chicken Sexer
A Dominating Diplomat
A Doubtful Security Guard
An Irresponsible Candlemaker
A Keen Illustrator
An Admirable Make-up Artist
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A Well-meaning Judge
A Perplexed Director
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A Loyal Sage
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A Callous Hunter
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A Hesitant Burglar
A Softheaded Air Traffic Controller
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A Devious Senator
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A Dirty Captain
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A Desolate Publisher
A Greedy Ornithologist
A Disobedient Tattooist
A Sorrowful Monk
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An Engrossed Tax Collector
A Forgetful Tailor
A Fun-loving Ventriloquist
An Unlovable Game Show Host
A Noncommittal Courier
A Tasteful Technician
A Dismayed Miner
An Inert Programmer
A Cooperative Sage
An Unstable Ambassador
A Self-sufficent Guitarist
A Shallow Coach
A Disgusting Farmer
A Tactless Park Ranger
A Lousy Translator
A Concerned Diver
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An Individualistic Thief
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A Calm Manicurist
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A Protective Bartender
An Unimaginative Guru
A Shaky Priest
An Experimental Truck Driver
A High-handed Painter
An Embarrassed Author
A Lazy Matador
A Studious Imam
A Creative Chief of Police
A Zany Florist
A Painstaking Athlete
A Perverse Astronaut
An Unfriendly Photographer
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A Chummy Guard
A Steadfast Builder
A Cruel Truck Driver
A Serene Salesperson
A Unique Firefighter
A Perceptive Plumber
A Ready Detective
A Grieved Carpenter
A Disrespectful Spin Doctor
An Unsentimental Painter
A Festive Student
An Ignorant Ventriloquist
An Arrogant Biologist
A Decisive Factory Worker
An Engrossed Gladiator
An Intolerant Welder
A Jubilant Priest
An Authoritarian Paramedic
A Well-meaning Candlemaker
A Beautiful Archer
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A Sure Burglar
An Elated Manicurist
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A Poor Scientist
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A Disillusioned Exotic Dancer
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A Discouraged Inventor
A Dominating Builder
A Lovely Detective
A Hesitant Jockey
A Complex Swimming Coach
A Meticulous Dogcatcher
An Amiable Taxi-driver
A Cultured Interpreter
A Courageous Thief
An Offended Private Detective
A High-handed Hairdresser
A Skillful Referee
An Outrageous Technician
A Forceful Receptionist
A Secure Drummer
An Independent Bodyguard
An Enthusiastic Construction Worker
A Power-hungry Magistrate
A Witty Senator
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A Pleased Tailor
An Adventurous Actor
An Odd Busker
An Insensitive Servant
A Chummy Magician
A Protective Shaman
A Rejected Zookeeper
An Incensed Juggler
An Offhand Philanthropist
A Stupid Assassin
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A Frivolous Blacksmith
A Complex Astronaut
A Jolly Swordsmith
A Fawning Pickpocket
A Warm Shepherd
A Sentimental Politician
A Happy DJ
A Placid Diplomat
A Playful Butcher
A Discouraging Bodyguard
A High-handed Air Traffic Controller
A Content Manicurist
An Arbitrary Mayor
A Paternalistic Spy
An Infuriated Sheriff
A Charismatic Actor
A Neutral Fisher
A Woeful Construction Worker
An Uncomplaining Impersonator
A Respectful Ventriloquist
A Lying Park Ranger
A Discourteous Judge
A Confidential Cook
An Unpredicatable Butler
An Uneasy Magician
A Sweaty Innkeeper
An Outspoken Conductor
A Miserly Factory Worker
A Complex Guru
A Ritualistic Assassin
A Weak-willed Yak Herder
A Youthful Guide
A Fawning Principal
A Rebellious Translator
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A Brave Priest
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A Folksy Surgeon
An Affectionate Fraudster
An Efficient Air Traffic Controller
A Money-minded Firefighter
A Surprised Detective
A Ravenous Painter
An Idealistic Barber
A Noncompetitive Philanthropist
A Sentimental Exterminator
A Peaceful Executioner
An Authoritarian Guru
A Victimized Sniper
An Invisible Cheesemaker
A Brittle Astronaut
A Submissive Air Traffic Controller
An Imaginative Florist
A Subtle Bartender
A Thievish Make-up Artist
An Ugly Athlete
An Educated Wizard
An Exciting Ninja
An Empathetic Doctor
A Fascinated Dancer
A Superficial Herbalist
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