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A Slow Fortune-teller
An Abrasive Minister
An Infuriated Saxophonist
An Idealistic Terrorist
A Practical Physician
An Excited Cheesemaker
A Laughing Radiologist
A Helpful DJ
A Faithful Construction Worker
An Uninhibited Clockmaker
A Hungry Tax Collector
An Insensitive Publisher
A Peaceful Geologist
A Contemplative Chicken Sexer
A Sensitive Sculptor
A Bold Flight Attendant
A Noncommittal Watchmaker
A Nosy Hypnotist
A Critical Scout
A Fanatical Researcher
A Charming Translator
A Cultured Programmer
A Presumptuous Sniper
A Thoughtless Hotelier
A Lonely Animal Trainer
A Serious Impersonator
A Mannered Printer
A Dissonant Surgeon
A Deep Burglar
A Hurried Salesperson
A Complex Janitor
A Persuasive Police Officer
A Mystical Guard
A Sexy Blacksmith
A Lovely Physicist
A Methodical Goatherd
An Engrossed Doctor
A Formal Garbage Collector
An Injured Magistrate
A Discouraging Banker
A Lost Taxidermist
A Tasteless Composer
A Kind Watchmaker
A Mellow Wizard
A Considerate Magician
A Disloyal Juggler
An Amiable Chauffeur
A Keen Customs Officer
A Prejudiced Busker
A Secretive Sheriff
An Original Cosmonaut
A Pedantic Boatbuilder
An Indecisive Shepherd
An Infatuated Hairdresser
A Fatigued Interrogator
An Innovative Waiter
An Absentminded Interpreter
A Distracted Assassin
A Stern Webmaster
A Weak Burglar
An Inhibited Choreographer
A Negativistic Stunt Double
A Determined Hunter
A Private Fortune-teller
A Tactless Security Guard
A Trembling Magician
An Independent Blacksmith
A Repressed Diver
A Calculating Shoemaker
An Enraged Detective
An Agonized Lifeguard
A Contradictory Writer
A Smiling Surgeon
An Ignorant Real Estate Agent
A Sure Cosmonaut
A Wise Gladiator
A Delicate Sniper
A Tough Cab Driver
A Crude Teacher
A Wronged Florist
An Irresponsible Assassin
A Resentful Terrorist
An Optimistic Bodyguard
A Rejected Archer
An Appalled Gravedigger
A Pugnacious Jeweler
A Conformist Ventriloquist
A Bizarre Wizard
An Unpatriotic Optometrist
An Independent Minister
An Upright Blacksmith
A Vague Ditch Digger
A Businesslike Guard
A Generous Customs Officer
A Hearty Jockey
An Affectionate Physician
An Idiosyncratic Hunter
An Original Herbalist
A Scrupulous Tattooist
A Shaky Oracle
A Suave Historian
An Egocentric Beekeeper
An Artful Programmer
An Understanding Yodeler
A Distracted Shipwright
A Determined Astronaut
A Distrustful Miner
An Empty Police Officer
A Lucky Percussionist
A Protective Greengrocer
A Sanctimonious Bodyguard
A Grand Physicist
An Invisible Magician
A Simple Sheriff
A Sloppy Banker
An Unlucky Swordsmith
An Insightful Jailer
An Optimistic Journalist
A Pedantic Fisher
A Groovy Air Traffic Controller
A Glad Paramedic
A Humorous Percussionist
An Irresponsible Graphic Artist
A Frisky Beekeeper
An Old-fashioned Sound Technician
A Responsive Flight Attendant
A Sensual Researcher
An Unappreciative Deputy
A Dignified Guard
A Rejected Judge
A Pessimistic DJ
A Dramatic Veterinarian
A Quaking Butcher
A Solitary Miner
A Useless Hunter
An Alienated Mortician
An Inquisitive Librarian
A Playful Ambassador
A Passionate Surgeon
A Terrible Geologist
An Amoral Screenwriter
A Single-minded Private Detective
A Progressive Sage
A Stiff Monk
An Inflamed Imam
A Blissful Knight
A Crass Nurse
A Sad Sheepshearer
An Offhand Assassin
A Faithless Air Traffic Controller
A Dramatic Park Ranger
A Fanciful Spy
A Wronged Geologist
A Touchy Swordsmith
An Injured Mayor
A Tense Tax Collector
An Easily Discouraged Rat Catcher
A Conscientious Factory Worker
A Thrilled Author
A Depressed Innkeeper
A Groovy Nurse
A Lazy Writer
A Dull Taxidermist
A Naive Undertaker
A Neutral Interior Designer
A Beautiful Bank Robber
A Surprising Archer
A Tragic Spy
A Scheming Beggar
A Moralistic Captain
A Complaining Model
An Earthy Candlemaker
A Thorough Judge
An Ugly Brewer
A Cute Dentist
A Conformist Dogcatcher
A Merry Playwright
A Heroic Sheriff
A Well-read Barista
An Indignant Mechanic
A Victimized Drummer
A Sedentary Author
A Faithless Photographer
A Provocative Researcher
An Impudent Graphic Artist
A Perceptive Plumber
An Insulting Dietician
A Monstrous Criminal
A Dependent Editor
A Prim Guru
An Eloquent Beggar
A Bland Beautician
A Precise Rat Catcher
A Thankful Guard
A Secure Antique Dealer
A Hidebound Hairdresser
An Outspoken Paramedic
An Escapist Private Detective
A Nihilistic Beekeeper
A Power-hungry Journalist
An at Ease Actor
A Criminal DJ
A Self-conscious Missionary
A Disorganized Sculptor
A Passionate Hypnotist
A Liberal Hunter
A Silly Florist
An Overjoyed Broker
A Conventional Scout
A Faithful Editor
An Unfriendly Geologist
A Presumptuous Accountant
An Earnest Drummer
A Lost Exterminator
An Objective Zookeeper
A Cooperative Locksmith
A Dejected Sailor
A Self-effacing Terrorist
A Vivacious Hairdresser
A Sober Secretary
A Shallow Veterinarian
A Pompous Fashion Designer
A Deep Ninja
An Absentminded Singer
A Reverential Builder
A Decadent Soldier
A Creative Sound Technician
An Unhappy Athlete
A Ravenous Merchant
A Cultured Clockmaker
A Confidential Exotic Dancer
An Intuitive Sniper
A Dejected Teacher
An Unimaginative Mortician
An Engrossed Veterinarian
A Self-conscious Imam
A Vindictive Paramedic
A Melancholic Lawyer
An Excitable Dancer
An Effeminate Juggler
An Unpatriotic Court Jester
An Indulgent Blacksmith
A Lonely Pirate
A Haughty Trapper
A Discourteous Surgeon
An Empathetic Butcher
A Secretive Chemist
A Curious Sleuth
A Peaceful Drummer
An Objective Secretary
An Unsentimental Dressmaker
An Intolerant Terrorist
An Ignorant Cook
An Important Spin Doctor
A Disorganized Firefighter
A Crude DJ
A Blissful Surgeon
A Thoughtless Thief
An Overjoyed Lawyer
An Appreciative Fisher
A Troublesome Writer
A Loving Fortune-teller
A Skinny Butler
An Aggressive Painter
A Relaxed Burglar
A Solemn Model
An Earthy Shaman
A Weird Sailor
A Transparent Juggler
A Sensual Mayor
A Selfish Accountant
An Uninhibited Chef
A Logical Private Detective
A Repugnant Spelunker
A Frustrated Antique Dealer
A Hearty Baker
A Rebellious Cheesemaker
A Sloppy Botanist
A Hungry Student
A Miserly Winemaker
An Unsentimental Doctor
A Pathetic Minister
A Self-effacing Choreographer
A Merry Janitor
A Sporting Pilot
A Frivolous Sniper
A Money-minded Chief of Police
A Repugnant Security Guard
An Arrogant Lumberjack
An Excitable Wizard
A Troublesome Manager
A Predatory Private Detective
A Subtle Crook
An Unfathomable Butcher
A Desolate Hunter
A Chummy Air Traffic Controller
A Ready Navigator
A Touchy Optometrist
An Innovative Mayor
A Warm Criminal
A Single-minded Plumber
An Excitable Pirate
A Self-sufficent Monk
A Practical Director
A Grief Rabbi
A Despairing Wizard
An Insulting Drug Dealer
A Miserable Game Show Host
An Uneasy Composer
An Articulate Winemaker
An Angry Screenwriter
A Colorful Hypnotist
A Brittle Barber
A Weak-willed Wedding Planner
A Humorous Messenger
A Disloyal Professor
A Complaining Impersonator
A Funky Taxi-driver
A Repentant Playwright
A Muddle-headed Air Traffic Controller
A Worried Pilot
A Focused Sound Technician
A Sadistic Guitarist
An Overimaginative Tailor
A Sanctimonious Interrogator
A Touchy Dogcatcher
A Leisurely Astronaut
A Gracious Sniper
An Inferior Chauffeur
An Ashamed Politician
A Well-meaning Chimney-sweep
A Hedonistic Guard
A Disciplined Shop Assistant
A Witty Mobster
An Intolerant Antique Dealer
A Beautiful Fishmonger
A Benevolent Coach
A Focused Actor
A Nosy Janitor
A Scared Computer Programmer
A Hidebound Manicurist
A Comfortable Crook
A Cruel Blacksmith
A Sweet Librarian
An Ignorant Plumber
An Impressive Doctor
A Misguided Factory Worker
An Amiable Construction Worker
A Handsome Hunter
A Despicable Goldsmith
An Abrupt Tailor
An Oppressed Dogcatcher
A Morbid Athlete
A Fuming Florist
A Sordid Matador
An Amused Surgeon
A Single-minded Captain
A Dejected Sleuth
A Protective Lifeguard
A Ritualistic Pharmacist
A Skinny Construction Worker
A Trembling Writer
A Relaxed Broker
A Brilliant Security Guard
A Contemplative Air Traffic Controller
An Empathetic Mathematician
A Sporting Private Detective
A Foolish Bodyguard
An Open-minded Gladiator
A Practical Lighthouse-keeper
A Tactless Park Ranger
An Earthy Police Officer
A Satisfied Lifeguard
A Disciplined Biologist
A Fearful Chicken Sexer
A Lovely Florist
A False Sleuth
A Gracious Librarian
A Gleeful Politician
A Unique Clown
An Earnest Tax Collector
A Formal Zookeeper
A Ready Personal Trainer
A Bold Security Guard
A Tactless Mercenary
An Irresponsible Coach
An Angry Park Ranger
A Selfish Criminal
A Miserable Shaman
A Trustworthy Greengrocer
A Short Fortune-teller
A Clever Librarian
An Outrageous Court Jester
An Unfathomable Manicurist
A Dry Judge
A Festive Pastor
An Earthy Nurse
A Noncompetitive Record Producer
A Courageous Guard
A Lovely Innkeeper
A Mellow Artist
A Groovy Clown
An Impressionable Hypnotist
A Deep Chauffeur
A Lovable Percussionist
A Purposeful Priest
A Blunt Researcher
A Complaining Author
An Incapable Painter
A Repressed Hunter
A Focused Deputy
A Confident Garbage Collector
A Neurotic Clown
A Sharing Cab Driver
A Tasteful Spy
An Idiosyncratic Banker
A Short Chicken Sexer
An Ordinary Firefighter
A Dejected Sheriff
A Proud Priest
A Rejected Cheesemaker
A Fortunate Brewer
A Suspicious Coach
A Completely Normal Gondolier
A Disconcerting Guide
A Depressed Paramedic
A Jubilant Assassin
A Fiery Bartender
A Wealthy Chauffeur
A Sensitive Manager
An Uncertain Make-up Artist
A Placid Musician
A Casual Secretary
An Embarrassed Gravedigger
A Meticulous Jailer
An Inoffensive Torturer
A Surprising Florist
A Clever Chief of Police
A Malicious Private Detective
An Upset Cameraman
A Predictable Translator
An Irreligious Watchmaker
A Sweaty Priest
A Grieved Air Traffic Controller
A Self-critical Busker
An Important Dressmaker
A Dramatic Beekeeper
A Disconcerting Sheepshearer
A Sedentary Paramedic
An Abrupt Gravedigger
A Grim Writer
A Forgetful Painter
A Disillusioned Wizard
An Inflamed Builder
An Amusing Medic
A Delicate Veterinarian
A Precise Police Officer
A Troublesome Spy
A Procrastinating Bartender
An Affectionate Chemist
A Softheaded Hunter
A Bewildered Model
A Sensual Blacksmith
A Disorganized Pawnbroker
A Selfish Goldsmith
A Sweet Bonecarver
A Pugnacious Dogcatcher
An Individualistic Veterinarian
A Lost Waiter
A Disinterested Gardener
A Sore Park Ranger
A Sly Yodeler
A Conservative Chef
A Zany Deputy
A Demanding Florist
A Crafty Mobster
An Unhealthy Innkeeper
An Infatuated Assassin
A Despairing Private Detective
An Unpredicatable Zookeeper
A Mannerless Comedian
A Playful Herbalist
A Sporting Guard
A Warm Entertainer
A Repressed Graphic Artist
A Steady Burglar
An Indulgent Butler
A Fawning Thief
A Winning Messenger
An Ugly Artist
A Persuasive Courier
A Decadent Imam
An Antisocial Pirate
A Sad Librarian
A Loving Reporter
A Conventional Manager
A Tasteful Navigator
An Uncooperative Air Traffic Controller
A Small-thinking Terrorist
A Tenacious Soldier
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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