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A Lovable Senator
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A Beautiful Psychiatrist
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A Courteous Servant
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A Fun-loving Singer
An Elated Beekeeper
An Insincere Teacher
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A Creative Hunter
A Steely Guru
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An Alone Banker
A Dominating Composer
A Fanatical Waiter
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An Odd Dressmaker
A Lovely Chef
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A Warm Oracle
An Organized Sniper
A Dissonant Monk
A Sanctimonious Innkeeper
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A Trustworthy Rabbi
A Formal Model
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A Brave Beautician
A Private Beggar
A Witty Undertaker
An Annoyed Comedian
A Creative Meteorologist
An Inflamed Beekeeper
A Driven Artist
A Clever Construction Worker
A Sympathetic Webmaster
An Unrestrained Singer
A Paralyzed Teacher
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A Fawning Customs Officer
A Sweet Photographer
A Reliable Trapper
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A Dynamic Guitarist
An Unsentimental Cook
A Zany Rabbi
An Antisocial Screenwriter
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A Destructive Pilot
A Fraudulent Ambassador
A Bizarre Barber
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A Wise Fishmonger
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An Articulate Private Detective
A Nosy Receptionist
A Simple Taxi-driver
A Nonchalant Publisher
An Inoffensive Philanthropist
A Graceless Merchant
A Poor Waiter
A Sensitive Magician
A Proud Composer
A Despicable Animal Trainer
A Stubborn Journalist
A Smiling Yodeler
A Brutal Terrorist
A Driven Professor
A Well-read Assassin
An Adventurous Historian
A Ticklish Ditch Digger
A Disloyal Dietician
A Suave Veterinarian
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A Frightened Librarian
A Funny Criminal
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A Tactless Author
A Positive Paramedic
A Thievish Pianist
A Solemn Translator
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A Perverse Poet
A Lousy Meteorologist
A Witty Sage
A Sober Jeweler
A Skillful Chef
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An Ugly Exotic Dancer
A Faithless Bodyguard
A Fraudulent Monk
A Short Terrorist
A Weary Chauffeur
A Zany Beggar
A Superficial Servant
A Persuasive Beautician
An Embarrassed Historian
A Repressed Customs Officer
A Self-critical Surgeon
A Pure Actor
An Unimaginative Guard
A Preoccupied Boatbuilder
A Colorful Firefighter
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A Skillful Bandit
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A Beautiful Candlemaker
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An Insecure Astronaut
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A Sexy Jeweler
A Weak-willed Exterminator
A Desperate Missionary
A Thorough Juggler
A Crazy Artist
A Hardworking Firefighter
A Dishonest Pilot
An Extravagant Translator
An Agonizing Model
A Charismatic Bodyguard
An Unbelieving Police Officer
A Delicate Clown
A Restless Physicist
A Hostile Fishmonger
An Efficient Author
An Agreeable Make-up Artist
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A Worried Brewer
A Guileless Baker
A Regimental Director
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A Poor Paleontologist
A Complacent Coach
A Treacherous Matador
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A Studious Stonecutter
A Completely Normal Carpenter
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A Funny Professor
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An Ugly Fashion Designer
A Fiery Librarian
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A Discourteous Hunter
An Outspoken Busker
An Irresponsible Fortune-teller
A Presumptuous Tailor
A Loyal Bricklayer
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A Money-minded Bartender
A High-handed Photographer
A Terrible Farmer
A Passive Guru
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A Fortunate Illustrator
An Unlovable Writer
A Disgusting Priest
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A Lying Governor
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A Strong Pianist
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A Loyal Tax Collector
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An Empty Police Officer
A Determined Composer
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A Short Courier
A Reflective Ambassador
A Brilliant Receptionist
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A Selfish Marine
A Petty Bank Robber
A Misguided Spin Doctor
A Well-meaning Tax Collector
A Solemn DJ
A Discouraged Astronaut
An Idealistic Screenwriter
A Noncommittal Knight
A Strong-willed Dentist
A Dejected Captain
A Fearful Magician
A Sober Philanthropist
A Nervous Animal Trainer
A Ravenous Scout
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An Ugly Poet
A Preoccupied Gravedigger
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A Nosy Shaman
A Festive Dictator
A Distrustful Sniper
An Inconsiderate Interior Designer
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An Infatuated Pickpocket
A Phlegmatic Banker
A Gracious Surgeon
An Obvious Model
A Selfish Medic
An Optimistic Taxi-driver
A Hungry Gladiator
A Fatalistic Astronaut
A Dramatic Ventriloquist
A Faithful Tailor
A Laughing Graphic Artist
An Amiable Wedding Planner
A Certain Crook
An Exciting Winemaker
A Demanding Meteorologist
A Devoted Servant
An Obvious Shaman
A Pure Waiter
A Conscientious Referee
An Easily Discouraged Publisher
A Pedantic Clerk
An Insightful Matador
An Overjoyed Paramedic
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An Inquisitive Monk
A Balanced Deputy
A Lovable Swimming Coach
A Completely Normal Stonecutter
An Agreeable Terrorist
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An Assertive Barber
A Caring Chef
A Powerless Director
A Demanding Painter
A Happy Nurse
A Confident Peddlar
A Cruel Magician
A Helpful Wizard
A Delighted Illustrator
An Earnest Goatherd
A Lucky Ornithologist
A Bright Mayor
A Shallow Carver
An Excited Dancer
A Loving Mortician
An Indignant Banker
A Resourceful Barber
A Coarse Receptionist
An Incapable Clockmaker
An Abrasive Bodyguard
A Discouraging Wizard
A Humorous Impersonator
A Glamorous Oracle
A Bizarre Ventriloquist
A Happy Truck Driver
A Resentful Poet
An Uncharitable Rabbi
A Brittle Miner
An Important Cheesemaker
An Earnest Editor
A Helpful Antique Dealer
A Fashionable Mason
A Tasteful Linguist
An Elated Barber
An Organized Police Officer
A Determined Author
A Familial Beekeeper
A High-spirited Matador
A Predictable Yak Herder
A Moody Hunter
A Forceful Dictator
A Glamorous Farmer
A Zany Sound Technician
A Rejected Chef
A Preoccupied Butler
An Impatient Construction Worker
A Responsible Diplomat
A Willing Guard
A Predatory Beggar
A Disciplined Inventor
A Disillusioned Saxophonist
An Observant Teacher
An Irreligious Swineherd
A Worked Up Carpenter
A Hedonistic Ninja
A Monstrous Torturer
A Hesitant Interior Designer
A Tasteful Hunter
A Tidy Medic
A Peaceful Deputy
An Uneasy Dictator
A Tender Ventriloquist
An Alert Choreographer
An Appalled Painter
A Hefty Priest
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A Pained Reporter
A Jubilant Burglar
A Gullible Barber
A Personable Musician
An Earthy Chef
A Sexy Coach
A Wronged Pirate
A Kind Spy
A High-handed Optometrist
A Funky Soldier
A Healthy Pianist
An Authoritarian Plumber
An Intolerant Teacher
A Loyal Captain
An Assertive Archer
An Inflamed Percussionist
A Confused Scout
A Disconcerting Courier
A Disloyal Tattooist
A Perceptive Politician
A Prim Wedding Planner
A Sweaty Sage
A Disappointed Soldier
A Rowdy Exterminator
A Keen Clown
A Passionate Wizard
A Perverse Assassin
A Conformist Reporter
A Self-denying Bandit
A Cruel Miner
A Balanced Boatbuilder
A Foolish Goldsmith
A Stern Comedian
A Cheating Deputy
A Faithless Explorer
An Affectionate Yodeler
A Receptive Pianist
An Ignorant Illustrator
An Unhealthy Wedding Planner
A Vacuous Interpreter
A Criminal Actor
A Funny Photographer
A Persuasive Model
An Idiosyncratic Teacher
A Passionate Hairdresser
A Weary Zookeeper
A Superstitious Printer
A Courteous Dictator
A Hardy Waiter
A Skillful Librarian
A False Chief of Police
A Shy Magician
An Unpredicatable Winemaker
An Engrossed Fisher
A Handsome Publisher
A Protective Dogcatcher
A Guileless Truck Driver
An Excitable Matador
A Distracted Banker
A Destructive Webmaster
A Chummy Fortune-teller
A Stylish Hunter
A Cold Merchant
A Predictable Mercenary
A Desperate Farmer
A Steely Firefighter
A Stupid Barber
A Progressive Chef
A Bright Pirate
An Honorable Knight
A Familial Sailor
A Willing Model
A Difficult Physician
A Self-conscious Mason
A Self-denying Weaver
An Indecisive Farmer
A Hardy Optometrist
A Deceptive Conductor
A Laughing Jeweler
An Escapist Artist
An Unprincipled Professor
An Obnoxious Impersonator
An Uncomplaining Detective
A Friendly Diver
A Sweaty Navigator
A Distressed Scout
A Winning Gate-keeper
A Disappointed Spy
An Offensive Private Detective
A Frugal Student
A Disturbing Paramedic
An Insensitive Cartoonist
A Hurt Merchant
An Earnest DJ
A Disinterested Juggler
A Beautiful Dancer
A Tall Truck Driver
An Effeminate Architect
An Exciting Model
A Suave Missionary
An Uncharitable Priest
A Muddle-headed Lifeguard
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