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A Thrilled Clown
A Repentant Chimney-sweep
An Irresponsible Record Producer
A Bright Pirate
A Melancholic Candlemaker
A Miserly Customs Officer
A Thorough Lifeguard
A Barbaric Chauffeur
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A Scholarly Barista
A Witty Detective
A Dutiful Messenger
A Scrupulous Impersonator
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A Certain Athlete
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A Bizarre Butler
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An Educated Judge
A Daring Waiter
A Domineering Chemist
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A Practical Paramedic
A Dramatic Ventriloquist
A Contemptible Truck Driver
A Charismatic Sound Technician
A Principled Rat Catcher
A Brave Hunter
A Tolerant Weaver
A Ready Clockmaker
An Innovative Crook
A Responsible Florist
A Well-meaning Writer
A Positive Professor
An Independent Herald
A Fuming Surgeon
A Zany Geologist
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A Sedentary Editor
An Unfriendly Guard
A Familial Silversmith
A Hardy Game Show Host
An Ashamed Historian
A Grief Astronaut
A Confidential Record Producer
A Domineering Mechanic
A Whimsical Beggar
A Careless Gravedigger
A Tidy Pastor
A Mystical Construction Worker
An Obsessive Navigator
A Bewildered Weaver
A Decent Carver
A Vulnerable Manicurist
A Wary Magician
A Pedantic Saxophonist
A Tasteful Optometrist
A Charmless Technician
A Preoccupied Rat Catcher
A Silly Entrepreneur
A Brutal Locksmith
A Critical Ninja
A Presumptuous Mathematician
A Merry Doctor
A Lucky Actor
An Earnest Baker
A Religious Professor
An Arbitrary Scout
A Crafty Surgeon
A Dry Swineherd
An Artful Sniper
A Loyal Barber
A Conceited Guru
A Reliable Guard
A Puritanical Printer
A Rowdy Chef
A Contemptible Herald
A Tasteless Ninja
A Courageous Assassin
An Individualistic Scientist
A Brittle Hypnotist
A Mature Beggar
A Placid Shoemaker
A Ticklish Dogcatcher
A Skeptical Pawnbroker
An Adventurous Truck Driver
A Barbaric Cheesemaker
A Coarse Wizard
A Perceptive Wedding Planner
A Reactive Conductor
A Delicate Interpreter
An Indignant Bonecarver
A Surprised Firefighter
An Incorruptible Engineer
A Willing Hunter
A Religious Bricklayer
A Folksy Game Show Host
An Exciting Clockmaker
A Sore Real Estate Agent
A Puritanical Bodyguard
A Lovable Scientist
A Strict Manager
An Important Bishop
A Peaceful Hypnotist
An Organized Criminal
An Amoral Zookeeper
A Hurried Hairdresser
A Humorous Undertaker
A Courteous Chief of Police
An Antisocial Nanny
A Restless Optometrist
An Ambitious Linguist
A Concerned Doctor
An Excitable Sage
An Elegant Inventor
A Moody Blacksmith
A Mature Merchant
A Spirited Thief
A Devoted Spy
A Warm Courier
A Confused Pickpocket
A Wise Mathematician
An Irritated Bartender
A Muddle-headed Juggler
A Contemptible Interrogator
A Disappointed Biologist
A Disorderly Sleuth
A Noncommittal Impersonator
A Logical Scientist
A Young Construction Worker
An Ashamed Gravedigger
A Preoccupied Beautician
An Odd Dictator
A Critical Cook
A Blunt Technician
An Intuitive Sage
An Extravagant Clockmaker
A Provoked Pilot
A Sad Barista
A Profound Antique Dealer
An Egocentric Shaman
A Mystical Boatbuilder
A Pathetic Cartoonist
An Affectionate Radiologist
An Amused Sleuth
An Odd Matador
An Unsentimental Nanny
A Snoopy Undertaker
An Authoritarian Carpenter
A Dignified Fortune-teller
A Driven Beekeeper
A Skeptical Executioner
An Inspired Beautician
A Shortsighted Lawyer
A Forceful Conductor
An Anxious Navigator
A Cerebral Artist
An Intuitive Torturer
A Happy Publisher
A Messy Pianist
A Satisfied Botanist
A Barbaric Minister
A Tormented Writer
A Solemn Fraudster
A Brave Criminal
A Funny Beekeeper
A Deceitful Sniper
A Guileless Drug Dealer
A Driven Air Traffic Controller
A Beautiful Ventriloquist
A Contemptible Monk
A Conciliatory Programmer
A High-minded Model
A Reliable Inventor
A Subjective Meteorologist
A Colorful Comedian
A Trusting Doctor
An Unsure Criminal
An Agreeable Assassin
A Popular Sailor
A Lovable Taxi-driver
A Fascinated Minister
A Strong Rat Catcher
A Provoked Zookeeper
A Personable Scout
A Moody Shipwright
A Dedicated Bank Robber
A Physical Astronaut
An Insightful Plumber
A Well-read Engineer
A Bewildered Sheepshearer
An Airy Butcher
A Frisky Private Detective
A Disturbing Fashion Designer
A Maternal Jockey
A Sulky Courier
A Purposeful Bishop
An Easily Discouraged Athlete
An Appalled Clockmaker
A Prim Dogcatcher
A Nihilistic Coach
A Stupid Beautician
A Stupefied Mobster
A Venomous Comedian
A Rejected Drug Dealer
An Insincere Astronaut
A Faithless Archer
A Paranoid Winemaker
A Conciliatory Detective
A Humorous Assassin
An Unprincipled Park Ranger
A Compassionate Entertainer
An Indecisive Paleontologist
An Unpleasant Sheriff
A Methodical Printer
A Captivating Bodyguard
A Stern Air Traffic Controller
A Chummy Dentist
A Curious Hunter
A Kind Clerk
A Criminal Security Guard
A Neutral Janitor
An Opportunistic Swordsmith
A Callous Fraudster
An Encouraged Factory Worker
A Hurt Winemaker
An Offended Chauffeur
An Understanding Mayor
An Insensitive Sheepshearer
A Silly Bureaucrat
An Indifferent Spy
A Decadent Swineherd
A Fuming Sheriff
A Charismatic Pilot
A Vague Secretary
A Big-thinking Terrorist
A Hostile Taxi-driver
An Engrossed Beekeeper
A Phlegmatic Archaeologist
A High-handed Executioner
A Disconcerting Chauffeur
A Scornful Bonecarver
A Frightened Private Detective
A Reactionary Coach
A Self-sufficent Builder
A Witty Florist
A Conventional Merchant
An Agonizing Drug Dealer
A Receptive Air Traffic Controller
An Insulting Radiologist
A Decadent Dentist
A Tormented Evangelist
An Angry Peddlar
A Leisurely Archer
An Old-fashioned Spelunker
An Oppressed Politician
An Elated Bank Robber
A Hopeful Gladiator
A Modern Drug Dealer
A Bland Chef
An Excited Doctor
A Softheaded Sailor
An Envious Locksmith
A Hypnotic Author
An Abrasive Chauffeur
A Gracious Detective
An Inquisitive Hunter
A Self-indulgent Police Officer
A Sad Criminal
A Prim Principal
An Alone Tattooist
A Neurotic Mayor
A Charmless Hotelier
A Decent Coach
A Dismayed Bonecarver
A Hidebound Taxidermist
A Conciliatory Navigator
A Concerned Private Detective
An Escapist Dressmaker
A Spontaneous Chauffeur
An Inhibited Medic
A Skinny Computer Programmer
An Abrupt Beekeeper
A Discontented Artist
A Steadfast Bishop
A Businesslike Editor
A Simple Clerk
A Softheaded Historian
An Irritable Chief of Police
A Reverential Ditch Digger
A Busy Cook
An Inert Printer
A Terrified Beautician
A Heartbroken Sheriff
An Agonizing Undertaker
An Indifferent Gate-keeper
An Irreverent Shaman
A Desolate Taxi-driver
A High-spirited Messenger
A Haughty Lawyer
A Tormented Dietician
A Self-reliant Guard
A Faithless Stunt Double
An Obsessive Sniper
A Snoopy Evangelist
A Trustworthy Engineer
An Impatient Juggler
A Lovable Taxidermist
A Concerned Violinist
A Cultured Printer
A Fun-loving Shaman
A Dry Tattooist
A Mistaken Shipwright
An Easily Discouraged Beggar
An Abrasive Magician
A Pedantic Assassin
A Dismayed Musician
A Dissatisfied Swimming Coach
A Faithful Carpenter
A Despicable Historian
A Naive Detective
A Surprised Geologist
A Formal Mortician
A Procrastinating Hypnotist
A Passive Fortune-teller
A Thankful Athlete
An Alarmed Dietician
An Incensed Mason
A Desolate Florist
An Affectionate Interpreter
A Patient Surgeon
A Benevolent Air Traffic Controller
A Clever Plumber
An Artificial Waiter
A Freewheeling Chief of Police
An Argumentative Jailer
A Mystical Detective
A Personable Hunter
A Deceptive Bandit
A Brittle Chef
A Conformist Jeweler
A Discouraged Gravedigger
A Cheating Salesperson
A Ready Guide
A Considerate Juggler
A Fascinated Barber
An Energetic Painter
A Hungry Ninja
A Passive Pawnbroker
An Attractive Engineer
An Ignorant Referee
An Alone Private Detective
A Circumspect Game Show Host
A Spontaneous Comedian
An Incapable Fisher
A Self-sufficent Hypnotist
A Terrible Burglar
An Unprincipled Candlemaker
A Malicious Security Guard
A Provoked Painter
A Perfectionist Doctor
A Crafty Mobster
A Modest DJ
An Impudent Jockey
A Beautiful Pastor
An Odd Pirate
A Protective Real Estate Agent
A Clear-headed Baker
A Vague Pickpocket
An Aloof Clown
An Unfriendly Shaman
An Aggressive Gondolier
A Religious Chicken Sexer
A Self-denying Criminal
An Unlovable Security Guard
An Amusing Ventriloquist
A Dramatic Butcher
A Selfless Silversmith
A High-minded Biologist
A Self-effacing Barber
A Naive Farmer
A Bewildered Sailor
A Moody Park Ranger
A Frightening Florist
A Plodding Mathematician
A Tasteful Manicurist
A Rustic Singer
An Odd Coach
A Mournful Sleuth
A Gentle Pianist
An Obedient Guru
An Impersonal Weaver
A Brilliant Messenger
A High-handed Radiologist
A Tragic Firefighter
An Arbitrary Doctor
A Responsive Saxophonist
A Frivolous Burglar
A Heroic Knight
A Frisky Ornithologist
A Satisfied Tax Collector
A Desolate Captain
A Bewildered Spy
A Self-reliant Fortune-teller
A Tormented Baker
A Conventional Banker
An Impressionable Beggar
An Infuriated Artist
A Transparent Construction Worker
An Artificial Rabbi
A Distracted Mason
An Intelligent Professor
A Grief Bandit
A Restless Watchmaker
A Compulsive Spy
A Cynical Senator
A Disruptive Sheepshearer
A Melancholic Dressmaker
A Hypnotic Athlete
An Indecisive Librarian
A Mournful Thief
A Lifeless Cosmonaut
A Smiling Builder
A Dishonest Receptionist
An Amiable Painter
A Brittle Paleontologist
A Greedy Shaman
A Decisive Shipwright
An Athletic Sniper
An Opinionated Swimming Coach
An Eloquent Interpreter
A Nihilistic Hunter
A Cantakerous Model
A Dismayed Lawyer
A Fearful Barista
A Benevolent Cook
A Dramatic Magician
A Suave Social Worker
A Crass Crook
A Snoopy Painter
A Receptive Dogcatcher
A Forceful Blacksmith
A Dissatisfied Bank Robber
A Ticklish Minister
A Skinny Nurse
An Uncaring Shop Assistant
A Grieved Butcher
An Imaginative Pianist
A Cheerful Model
A Formal Chief of Police
An Indecisive Make-up Artist
A Hard Working Wizard
A Fun-loving Hunter
An Enigmatic Graphic Artist
An Unhealthy Silversmith
A Healthy Writer
A Plodding Senator
A Focused Sailor
An at Ease Real Estate Agent
A High-handed Publisher
A Cultured Florist
A Willing Assassin
A Miserable Game Show Host
A Forceful Taxidermist
A Blissful Exotic Dancer
A Misguided Captain
An Understanding Ninja
A Dramatic Gravedigger
An Artificial Butcher
A Resourceful Garbage Collector
An Irresponsible Model
A Pleased Construction Worker
An Easy Drummer
An Amoral Spy
A Self-conscious Court Jester
A Passionate Sleuth
An Efficient Chauffeur
A Disobedient Beggar
An Inquisitive Exterminator
A Scared Mathematician
A High-spirited Senator
A Playful Gondolier
An Alienated Baker
A Sensitive Yak Herder
A Skinny Pawnbroker
A Romantic Bodyguard
A Solemn Winemaker
A Persuasive Banker
A Popular Mobster
An Oppressed Surgeon
An Inconsiderate Dogcatcher
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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