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A Simple Judge
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A Bright Florist
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A Treacherous Janitor
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An Inconsiderate Artist
A Hateful Philanthropist
A Cooperative Bartender
A Mechanical Accountant
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A Sentimental Ambassador
A Jolly Dietician
An Irresponsible Hunter
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A Captivating Taxidermist
A Paternalistic Butler
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An Energetic Doctor
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A Pretentious Fashion Designer
A Hidebound Ornithologist
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A Lucky Salesperson
A Careless Spin Doctor
A Miserly Chemist
A Glamorous Tax Collector
An One-dimensional DJ
A Completely Normal Surgeon
A Willful Artist
A Devoted Baker
A Powerless Stunt Double
A Conventional Diplomat
An Appreciative Cook
A Fatalistic Game Show Host
A Brittle Author
A Ready Miner
An Objective Singer
A Loyal Ventriloquist
A Patient Firefighter
A Youthful Clockmaker
A Discreet Beekeeper
A Fickle Chemist
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A Greedy Teacher
A Hidebound Webmaster
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A Warm Poet
A Terrible Politician
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A Frustrated Watchmaker
A Serene Drug Dealer
A Modern Assassin
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A Difficult Guide
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A Freethinking Lifeguard
A Gleeful Bishop
A Wise Medic
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A Crass Mortician
A Panicked Biologist
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A Physical Imam
An Open-minded Dancer
A Businesslike Artist
An Arbitrary Gladiator
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A Keen Cheesemaker
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An Artificial Taxidermist
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A Stiff Barber
An Irreverent Detective
An Abrasive Gladiator
An Important Tax Collector
A Blissful Jeweler
A Magnanimous Drug Dealer
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A Sly Bishop
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An Amusing Philanthropist
A Messy Director
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A Precise Gladiator
An Unfathomable Animal Trainer
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A Suspicious Barber
A Ready Chief of Police
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A Studious Police Officer
An Unappreciative Astronaut
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A Brutal Beautician
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An Empathetic Silversmith
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A Thoughtless Beggar
A Kind Artist
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A Romantic Waiter
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A Contemptible Playwright
A Victimized Terrorist
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A Cerebral Manicurist
An Amiable Professor
A Careless Paleontologist
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A Barbaric Chief of Police
An Objective Poet
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A Cynical Dentist
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An Educated Oracle
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A Deceptive Director
A Dejected Monk
A Well-read Watchmaker
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A Hateful Tax Collector
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A Formal Linguist
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A Dull Teacher
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An Upset Thief
A Neat Burglar
A Submissive Surgeon
A Punctual Publisher
A Woeful Nanny
A Timid Artist
A Lovely Bishop
An Imaginative Exterminator
An Irreligious Journalist
A Money-minded Guide
An Uncomplaining DJ
A Prim Hairdresser
An Insensitive Air Traffic Controller
A Bewildered Swineherd
A Steady Goldsmith
A Graceless Baker
A Youthful Veterinarian
A Festive Writer
A Concerned Marshal
A Single-minded Cameraman
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A Suave Photographer
A Conformist Swimming Coach
A Detestable Interior Designer
An Indulgent Drug Dealer
A Conscientious Broker
A Barbaric Scout
An Unstable Chef
A Meddlesome Astronaut
A Freethinking Cheesemaker
A Tearful Bank Robber
A Steadfast Servant
A Silly Security Guard
A Submissive Carpenter
A Disloyal Barber
A Confused Photographer
A Satisfied Taxi-driver
A Well-read Thief
A Debonair Cartoonist
An Irritable Burglar
A Mannerless Spelunker
An Alienated Police Officer
A Stupid Referee
An Inconsiderate Exterminator
An Unbelieving Pawnbroker
A Dull Yodeler
A Laughing Personal Trainer
An Unfathomable Hunter
An Impressive Actor
A Willing Magistrate
An Intrigued Translator
A Modern Security Guard
A Submissive Paramedic
A Procrastinating Goldsmith
An Encouraged Surgeon
A Tasteful Cartoonist
An Unlovable Wizard
A Bewildered Captain
A Dogmatic Sound Technician
A Charmless Chemist
A Scheming Shipwright
An Ecstatic Guide
An Unlucky Thief
A Studious Drummer
A Ravenous Guitarist
A Self-reliant Ninja
An Independent Mobster
A Dull Psychiatrist
A Desolate Gladiator
A Slow Social Worker
A Discouraged Drug Dealer
A Tidy Burglar
A Rebellious Artist
An Irritated Game Show Host
An Athletic Butler
A Pretentious Writer
An Ecstatic Photographer
A Wishful Paramedic
A Witty Deputy
An Invisible Gondolier
A Responsible Judge
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A Sordid Athlete
A Handsome Programmer
An Artful Magistrate
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A Colorful Entrepreneur
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An Inspired Cameraman
An Unstable Greengrocer
An Irritated Exotic Dancer
A Discreet Diplomat
A Worked Up Torturer
A Vulnerable Soldier
A Hefty Paramedic
A Calm Marine
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A Scared Cartoonist
A Domineering Security Guard
A Handsome Pharmacist
An Eloquent Lifeguard
A Friendly Optometrist
A Useless Knight
An Inflamed Chicken Sexer
A Wonderful Electrician
A Well-read Linguist
A Unique Artist
A Groovy Miner
An Invisible Clockmaker
A Discourteous Broker
A Scheming Bodyguard
A Clean Juggler
A Careless Cobbler
An Understanding Guitarist
A Bitter Terrorist
A Repugnant Photographer
A Steadfast Butcher
An Erratic Assassin
A Hidebound Weaver
A Scholarly Ambassador
A Perverse Swineherd
A Shortsighted Crook
An Unsentimental Sheriff
A Completely Normal Innkeeper
An Irrational Navigator
A Colorful Park Ranger
A Fuming Burglar
An Articulate Priest
A Responsible Nurse
A Domineering Diplomat
A Single-minded Pilot
A Coarse Tattooist
A Criminal Fishmonger
A Predatory Shipwright
A Sporting Editor
An Uncaring Chicken Sexer
A Scrupulous Ditch Digger
A Sure Clerk
A Provocative Customs Officer
A Shy Lawyer
A Scared Choreographer
A Childish Clockmaker
A Pained Cameraman
A Kind Game Show Host
A Hardworking Florist
A High-spirited Knight
An Easily Discouraged Firefighter
A Stoic Silversmith
A Hateful Diplomat
A Disloyal Goldsmith
A Procrastinating Lifeguard
A Possessive Mayor
A Witty Evangelist
A Skillful Saxophonist
A Thrilled Juggler
A Clumsy Broker
A Clear-headed Hypnotist
A Crude Ventriloquist
A Decent Court Jester
A Cruel Police Officer
An Unambitious Translator
A Solemn Butcher
A Devious Beggar
A Resentful Waiter
A Helpful Clown
A Youthful Taxidermist
A Busy Poet
A Thorough Sleuth
A Perceptive Chemist
An Empathetic Builder
A Restless Director
An Astigmatic Tailor
An Amazing Greengrocer
A Confused Cartoonist
An Abrasive Customs Officer
A Cheerful Psychiatrist
A Fearful Politician
A Sore Chief of Police
A Clear-headed Musician
A Self-sufficent Dogcatcher
An Empty Rat Catcher
A Power-hungry Scout
A Tactless Criminal
A Complacent Pilot
A Ritualistic Drug Dealer
A Humiliated Reporter
A Disciplined Priest
An Obnoxious Medic
A Bitter Librarian
An Unrestrained Tattooist
A Lousy Writer
A False Lumberjack
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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