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An Uneasy Banker
A Genuine Sheepshearer
A Fatalistic Archer
A Careless Tax Collector
A Cantakerous Marshal
A Sad Programmer
An Inflamed Farmer
A Hopeful Violinist
A Hearty Marine
An Empty Air Traffic Controller
A Weak Thief
A Humble Coroner
A Desolate Saxophonist
A Preoccupied Fortune-teller
A Lifeless Singer
A Willful Impersonator
A Presumptuous Illustrator
A Circumspect Exterminator
A Joyous Clown
A Dominating Professor
A Gloomy Waiter
A Melancholic Student
A Tough Teacher
A Destructive Ventriloquist
A Panicked Cheesemaker
A Glamorous Matador
An Unlovable Florist
A Curious Farmer
A Quirky Marshal
An Offended Wizard
A Domineering Astronaut
A Faithless Police Officer
A Sure Baker
A Victimized Translator
An Elegant Sculptor
A Conventional Assassin
A Youthful Surgeon
An Overimaginative Exotic Dancer
A Punctual Goldsmith
A Steadfast Coroner
A Decadent Construction Worker
A Stern Printer
A Timid Court Jester
A Conservative Salesperson
A Calm Nurse
A Wonderful Social Worker
A Bland Paramedic
A Lying Sailor
A Dull Courier
A Troublesome Cheesemaker
A Worked Up Pastor
A Reflective Interpreter
A Complacent Printer
An Insightful Clerk
A High-spirited Truck Driver
A Free and Easy Manager
An Insincere Sage
An Adventurous Butcher
An Invulnerable Fraudster
An Ambitious Reporter
A Reliable Terrorist
A Surprised Gravedigger
A Disloyal Goldsmith
A Realistic Principal
An Injured Translator
A Punctual Lawyer
An Abrasive Bank Robber
A Helpful Torturer
A Charming Courier
A Desolate Watchmaker
A Greedy Plumber
An Idealistic Thief
An Inert Factory Worker
A Content Ambassador
A Bitter Coroner
An Independent Terrorist
A Popular Coach
An Enervated Surgeon
An Indecisive Janitor
A Discreet Biologist
An Insensitive Pickpocket
A Cross Guitarist
A Mawkish Bricklayer
A Certain Judge
An Offensive Paramedic
An Excitable Astronaut
A Doubtful Rabbi
A Superficial Artist
A Perplexed Governor
A Skeptical Animal Trainer
A Reassured Executioner
A Humiliated Private Detective
A Deceptive Criminal
A Depressed Taxi-driver
An Irresponsible Trapper
An Aggressive Goldsmith
A Snoopy Hotelier
A Reactionary Tax Collector
A Charismatic Mathematician
A Cerebral Composer
A Slow Imam
A Scared Firefighter
A Disconcerting Construction Worker
A Curious Innkeeper
An Extravagant Playwright
A Gentle Zookeeper
A Pompous Scientist
A Vivacious Taxi-driver
A Heartbroken Herald
A Satisfied DJ
A Well-meaning Astronaut
A Willing Hairdresser
A Disillusioned Chief of Police
A Frivolous Manager
An Indulgent Butcher
A Suave Veterinarian
A Generous Nanny
A Hateful Geologist
A Compassionate Historian
A Considerate Customs Officer
An Unbelieving Factory Worker
A Fuming Brewer
A Skeptical Dogcatcher
A Resentful DJ
A Determined Entertainer
A Shortsighted Mortician
A Scheming Linguist
A Provoked Animal Trainer
A Delighted Waiter
A Brave Researcher
A Decisive Criminal
A Dynamic Juggler
An Adventurous Singer
An Irreligious Firefighter
A Presumptuous Pilot
A Content Shaman
A Compassionate Archaeologist
A Dedicated Diplomat
A Perfectionist Rabbi
A Zany Guitarist
A Fatigued Ditch Digger
A Determined Taxidermist
A Dismayed Court Jester
A Romantic Scientist
A Frightened Sleuth
A Liberal Private Detective
A Discouraged Diver
A Sedentary Blacksmith
A Skillful Marshal
An Unpatriotic Reporter
An Insightful Cameraman
An Honest Coach
A Handsome Poet
A Hardworking Author
A Thoughtless Paramedic
A Scheming Swimming Coach
A Scornful Air Traffic Controller
A Spontaneous Beggar
A Grand Chauffeur
A Reassured Soldier
A Vacuous Impersonator
A Transparent Plumber
An Uncaring Chimney-sweep
A Brilliant Priest
A Dismayed Knight
A Mistaken Pickpocket
A Wealthy Inventor
A Reserved Mason
A Beautiful Hairdresser
A Rebellious Bandit
A Pompous Rat Catcher
A Scornful Beggar
A Dedicated Butcher
An Empathetic Peddlar
An Attractive Shaman
A Personable Exterminator
A Messy Fishmonger
A Responsible Pawnbroker
A Paranoid Boatbuilder
An Offensive Editor
An Amoral Herbalist
A Disorderly Playwright
A Secretive Bank Robber
A Familial Actor
An Obsessive Tattooist
A Hefty Beekeeper
An Eager Swimmer
A Narrow-minded Yodeler
A Lovely Security Guard
A Conscientious Translator
A Petty Flight Attendant
A Flamboyant Butcher
A Sarcastic Publisher
A Groovy Sleuth
A Stupefied Lawyer
A Well-rounded Sniper
A Shallow Entertainer
A Despairing Teacher
A Businesslike Accountant
A Sympathetic Candlemaker
A Caring Shaman
A High-minded Rat Catcher
A Good-natured Assassin
An at Ease Chauffeur
A Grief Security Guard
A Ritualistic Farmer
An Individualistic Gate-keeper
A Merry Garbage Collector
A Bored Carpenter
An Inflamed Sleuth
A Distrustful Beekeeper
A Ticklish Court Jester
A Magnanimous Clerk
An Amoral Composer
A Petty Terrorist
A Desolate Physician
A Content Governor
A Paralyzed Printer
A Forgetful Miner
A Repressed Police Officer
An Aggressive Jockey
A Clean Bodyguard
An Uncharitable Lumberjack
A Tortured Bureaucrat
A Prejudiced Referee
A Driven Ventriloquist
A Studious Poet
A Desperate Firefighter
A Patient Dancer
A Predatory Monk
A Shaky Air Traffic Controller
A Fun-loving Exterminator
A Mature Sheriff
A Melancholic Miner
An Unsure Court Jester
A Lazy Sailor
A Punctual Blacksmith
An Invulnerable Builder
A Cheating Gate-keeper
A Negativistic Broker
A Sentimental Electrician
An Insulting Marine
A Disciplined Artist
A Tactless Impersonator
A Wonderful Zookeeper
A Fortunate Dogcatcher
A Daring Winemaker
A Timid Mason
A Lovable Magician
An Innovative Hairdresser
An Articulate Veterinarian
A Prudent Mortician
A Hopeful Thief
A Thorough Taxi-driver
A Laughing Choreographer
A Unique Farmer
A Lovely Optometrist
A Nihilistic Zookeeper
A Submissive Truck Driver
A Powerless Jockey
A Sporting Herald
A Reverential Evangelist
A Stupid Real Estate Agent
An Empty Police Officer
A Questioning Herbalist
An Unsentimental Scientist
A Quirky Mercenary
An Objective Welder
A Stiff Security Guard
An Offhand Silversmith
A Self-effacing Lawyer
A Compulsive Social Worker
A Deep Trapper
An Emotional Shepherd
A Free and Easy Terrorist
A Shallow Weaver
An Ambitious Model
A Conceited Builder
An Earnest Assassin
A Shaky Politician
A Detestable Sleuth
A Lazy Dressmaker
A Mistaken Watchmaker
A Hard Working Coach
A Clever Archaeologist
A Blunt Chauffeur
A Proud Inventor
A Sadistic Undertaker
A Responsive Thief
A Profound Herbalist
A Mannered Cheesemaker
An Admirable Athlete
A Grand Taxidermist
An Authoritarian Deputy
A Mechanical Zookeeper
An Uncooperative Shepherd
A Sarcastic Gladiator
A Complacent Electrician
A Hurried Dictator
A Pleased Geologist
A Big-thinking Barber
A Disconcerting Yak Herder
An Idealistic Shaman
An Ugly Baker
A Subtle Inventor
A Humble Garbage Collector
A Lifeless Cook
A Liberated Explorer
A Strict Knight
A Procrastinating Bank Robber
A Disciplined Deputy
A Fraudulent Air Traffic Controller
A Blunt Drug Dealer
A Conscientious Farmer
An Aloof Taxidermist
A Private Guitarist
A Tearful Security Guard
A Superstitious Mechanic
A Principled Diplomat
A Moralistic Butcher
A Negativistic Executioner
A Power-hungry Merchant
A Brave Tattooist
An Uncooperative Garbage Collector
A Grieved Bank Robber
A Persuasive Plumber
A Pessimistic Pirate
A Funky Beggar
A Grand Guard
An Appreciative Entertainer
A Powerless Juggler
An Elegant Wizard
A Crude Hypnotist
A Prim Brewer
An Unhealthy Architect
An Artful Sheriff
A Forthright Detective
A Clean Fashion Designer
A Frustrated Clockmaker
A Stupid Barber
An Extravagant Trapper
A Colorful Herbalist
A Mannered Pianist
A Maternal Bank Robber
A Bitter Nanny
A Pleased Construction Worker
A Flexible Stunt Double
A Willing Plumber
A Closed off Gladiator
A Thoughtless Tattooist
A Repentant Chief of Police
A Trendy Mechanic
A Big-thinking Webmaster
An Extreme Archer
An Encouraged Locksmith
A Dependent Deputy
A Sad Sailor
A Daring Printer
A Clever Pirate
A Discontented Drummer
A Noncommittal Shepherd
A Hefty Undertaker
An Inconsiderate Principal
A Brilliant Chauffeur
A High-minded Philanthropist
An Insecure Coach
A Creative Mortician
A Weird Artist
A Comfortable Tattooist
A Skeptical Scientist
An Invulnerable Dressmaker
A Critical Pirate
A Jolly Mobster
A Scholarly Undertaker
A Quirky Terrorist
A False Spy
An Irreligious Bank Robber
A Dedicated Hunter
An Ordinary Mayor
A Troublesome Electrician
An Opinionated Computer Programmer
A Prudent Poet
A Gentle Fashion Designer
A Bored Teacher
A Daring Botanist
A Progressive Musician
A Frustrated Drug Dealer
A Disruptive Dogcatcher
A Terrible Zookeeper
A Procrastinating Sailor
A Stubborn Innkeeper
A Slow Stonecutter
A Mournful Taxi-driver
A Sloppy Plumber
A Panicked Tailor
An Insightful Brewer
A Neglectful Welder
A Pathetic Waiter
A Discouraged Scientist
A Disillusioned Busker
An Innovative Photographer
An Inflamed Locksmith
A Free and Easy Shepherd
A Grieved Personal Trainer
A Criminal Conductor
An Arbitrary Chef
A Coarse Beautician
A Forceful Nurse
A Disruptive Dictator
A Zany Bureaucrat
A Tense Boatbuilder
A Wronged Air Traffic Controller
A Fun-loving Matador
A Destructive Ninja
A Tearful Fashion Designer
An Inconsiderate Detective
A Disciplined Lawyer
A Sadistic Torturer
A Misguided Diplomat
A Leisurely Illustrator
A Dreamy Mathematician
An Excited Lighthouse-keeper
A Conformist Bureaucrat
A Puritanical Dancer
An Empathetic Pilot
A Receptive Clown
A Coarse Burglar
A Surprised Cook
An Authoritarian Juggler
A Happy Chemist
A Lonely Poet
An Abrasive Butcher
A Narrow-minded Criminal
An Unhealthy Ninja
An Amazed Lawyer
A Punctual Private Detective
A Creative Fraudster
A Humorous Farmer
A Reactive Shepherd
A Powerless Antique Dealer
A Gullible Explorer
An Unrestrained Doctor
A Cross Drug Dealer
A Prudent Terrorist
A Suave Security Guard
A Reassured Lifeguard
A Precise Burglar
An Irresponsible Butcher
A Zany Judge
A Nosy Actor
A Logical Police Officer
An Excitable Meteorologist
A Predictable Imam
A Personable Busker
A Thievish Carver
An at Ease Butler
A Misguided Governor
A Ridiculous Dictator
A Fashionable Spelunker
A Vacuous Biologist
A Wealthy Garbage Collector
An Unbelieving Pawnbroker
A Disorganized Peddlar
A Big-thinking Guitarist
A Thorough Evangelist
An Abrupt Archaeologist
A Possessive Writer
A Logical Sleuth
A Tasteless Playwright
A Protective Spy
A Funny Electrician
A Gracious Construction Worker
A Rational Pianist
A Weak-willed Hunter
A Disorderly Thief
A Fearful Make-up Artist
A Gloomy Game Show Host
An Elated Pickpocket
A Pessimistic Firefighter
A Calculating Astronaut
A Cooperative Judge
A Terrible Beautician
An Experimental Truck Driver
A Faithful Bartender
A Ridiculous Programmer
A Trembling Builder
A Wealthy Printer
An Intrigued Sheriff
A Frivolous Computer Programmer
A Pure Sound Technician
A Quiet Guru
A Small-thinking Salesperson
An Indulgent Mason
A Scheming Impersonator
A Busy Choreographer
A Charismatic Truck Driver
A Meticulous Merchant
An Astigmatic Bricklayer
A Superstitious Police Officer
A Reactive Sniper
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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