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A Meticulous Chief of Police
A Clean Doctor
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A Suspicious Soldier
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A Stylish Merchant
A Thrilled Marshal
An Uncertain Priest
A Misguided Spy
A Logical Captain
An Embarrassed Journalist
An Inflamed Paramedic
A Softheaded Teacher
An Arrogant Bonecarver
A Lying Detective
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A Compulsive Professor
A Worried Bank Robber
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A Tormented Mayor
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A Selfish Oracle
A Cultured Cook
An Indignant Surgeon
A Unique Private Detective
An Unpredicatable Cobbler
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A Patriotic Dentist
A Steadfast Judge
A Phlegmatic Student
An Assertive Chemist
An Alarmed Librarian
A Glamorous Herbalist
A Tenacious Bank Robber
A Detestable Guitarist
A Wonderful Priest
A Cheerful Dancer
A Repressed Geologist
A Sympathetic Archaeologist
A Rejected Drug Dealer
A Frugal Dictator
A Realistic Cameraman
An Empty Private Detective
A Cultured Photographer
An Outrageous Blacksmith
An Escapist Doctor
A Leisurely Chauffeur
A Painstaking Bandit
An Intense Sailor
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A Touchy Hunter
A Conventional Assassin
An Irresponsible Interrogator
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A Cowardly Judge
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A Sophisticated Sheriff
An Amusing Priest
A Crude Mathematician
A Bold Juggler
A Complaining Chauffeur
An Argumentative Taxidermist
An Amazing Composer
A Charming Cheesemaker
A Serene Hotelier
A Trusting Deputy
A Progressive DJ
An Amused Webmaster
A Disciplined Torturer
An Irresponsible Stunt Double
An Outrageous Pickpocket
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A Placid Tax Collector
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A High-minded Taxi-driver
An Enigmatic Judge
A Modern Lifeguard
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A Melancholic Plumber
A Useless Composer
An Argumentative Spy
A Sad Hairdresser
A Wonderful Researcher
A Hesitant Sheriff
A Self-indulgent Journalist
A Crying Marshal
A Crude Choreographer
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An Elegant Magistrate
A Sure Captain
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A Dogmatic Sniper
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A Wronged Yak Herder
A Well-meaning Archaeologist
A Genuine Shoemaker
A Lazy Clown
A Complaining Beautician
A Softheaded Drug Dealer
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An Exciting Painter
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A Blunt Bishop
A Dignified Geologist
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A Frightening Barber
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A Modern Baker
A Poor Violinist
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A Selfless Guard
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A Miserly Wizard
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An Offended Assassin
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A Rebellious Sound Technician
A Wise Shipwright
A Vague Reporter
A Paranoid Blacksmith
An Alarmed Swimmer
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A Moralistic Interrogator
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An Important Fishmonger
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A Winning Builder
A Cooperative Dictator
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A Complaining Ventriloquist
An Honest Dogcatcher
A Dejected Taxi-driver
A Hungry Student
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A Placid Game Show Host
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A Devious Chemist
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A Devoted Chief of Police
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An Uncertain Illustrator
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A Helpful Teacher
A Repentant Goatherd
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A Benevolent Manager
An Insincere Guard
A Nervous Meteorologist
An Amazing Bishop
A Ticklish Goldsmith
A Cheating Butcher
A Weary Engineer
A Studious Mayor
A Precise Animal Trainer
A Melancholic Assassin
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A Principled Busker
A Cooperative Composer
A Superficial Artist
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A Careless Tattooist
A Self-critical Surgeon
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A Paranoid Wizard
A Bizarre Spelunker
A Childish Social Worker
A Courteous Garbage Collector
A Dreamy Artist
A Fascinated Cook
A Stupefied Lumberjack
An Amazing Detective
A Dominating Engineer
A Fiery Imam
A Narcissistic Goldsmith
A Malicious Spy
An Irrational Dogcatcher
An Agonized Peddlar
A Quaking Diplomat
A Frustrated Beekeeper
An Unsure Drummer
A Despairing Dictator
A Predatory Chicken Sexer
A Well-meaning Doctor
A Quirky Ventriloquist
An Excitable Missionary
A Dirty Nurse
A Fatalistic Actor
An Invisible Tailor
A Shortsighted Jockey
An Unpleasant Librarian
A Rational Shepherd
An at Ease Matador
A Meticulous Poet
A Flexible Goldsmith
A Suspicious Missionary
An Airy Composer
A Fearful Guide
A Lost Exterminator
An Extraordinary Cameraman
A Weak Guard
A Pugnacious Paleontologist
A Steely Yodeler
A Submissive Winemaker
A Good-natured Dentist
A Freewheeling Bank Robber
A Disturbing Singer
A Thievish Tailor
A Dirty Mason
A Vindictive Monk
An Uninhibited Criminal
A Wronged Chef
An Irritated Courier
A Bright Jockey
An Inspired Judge
A Rustic Archer
A Young Builder
A Crazy Guide
An Agonized Court Jester
A Fortunate Doctor
A Gallant Pickpocket
A Distrustful Merchant
A Relaxed Private Detective
A Scornful Astronaut
A Faithless Dancer
A Curious Cheesemaker
A Discouraging Teacher
A Flexible Courier
An Assertive Blacksmith
An Obvious Translator
A Stupefied Security Guard
An Anxious Webmaster
A Sporting Pirate
A Selfish Assassin
An Outrageous Chief of Police
A Cantakerous Court Jester
A Fatalistic Governor
An Unbelieving Exterminator
An Alert Locksmith
A High-minded Messenger
A Repressed Chauffeur
An Unprincipled Sleuth
A Stubborn Sniper
A Moralistic Engineer
A Small-thinking Tailor
A Nervous Navigator
An Upset Scout
A Decadent Meteorologist
A Modest Lawyer
A Driven Playwright
An Unhealthy Farmer
A Sober Cook
An Overimaginative Yak Herder
An Outspoken Court Jester
A Willful Inventor
A Brilliant Evangelist
An Oppressed Park Ranger
An Impractical Security Guard
A Comfortable Diver
A Practical Tattooist
An Aimless Hotelier
A Rigid Busker
A Thrilled Real Estate Agent
A Spirited Gate-keeper
A Rejected Sheepshearer
An Amoral Shepherd
A Negativistic Police Officer
A Disruptive Scout
A Circumspect Judge
An Orderly Psychiatrist
A Friendly Senator
An Unsentimental Explorer
A Hardworking Shop Assistant
A Vivacious Butler
A Naive Personal Trainer
A Calculating Customs Officer
A Nosy Chief of Police
A Regimental Hunter
A Self-sufficent Cook
A Skillful Poet
An Optimistic Photographer
A Dominating Burglar
A Profound Bartender
A Grief Builder
An Empathetic Accountant
An Uncomplaining Choreographer
A Repressed Mason
A Complacent Mayor
A Solitary Cartoonist
A Bright Tattooist
A Miserable Taxi-driver
A Certain Printer
An Invisible Sheriff
A Snoopy Beggar
A Genuine Bank Robber
A Concerned Singer
An Extreme Dictator
An Authoritarian Interrogator
A Misguided Writer
An Obsessive Linguist
An Erratic Manager
An at Ease Archer
A Fanatical Detective
A Greedy Terrorist
A Power-hungry Shepherd
A Small-thinking Barista
A Preoccupied Radiologist
A Provocative Dressmaker
A Zany Author
A Restless Drummer
A Despicable Builder
A Youthful Clerk
A Clean Archaeologist
A Predictable Doctor
An Upright Sheriff
A False Tattooist
A Disloyal Wedding Planner
A Pretentious Dictator
A Repressed Journalist
A Cheating Weaver
A Tenacious Dentist
A Compulsive Swimmer
A Soft Innkeeper
An Appalled Shop Assistant
An Uncharitable Assassin
A Disciplined Beautician
An Intrigued Bodyguard
A Dissonant Chauffeur
A Contemptible Actor
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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