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A Grieved Artist
A Frightening Sage
A Blissful Sniper
A Conciliatory Yodeler
An Anxious Dictator
An Ordinary Priest
A Bored Knight
A Wishful Juggler
A Desperate Court Jester
A Sentimental Hotelier
An Irrational Medic
An Impersonal Sleuth
A Solemn Merchant
An Indulgent Referee
A Procrastinating Principal
A Persuasive Hypnotist
A Miserable Servant
A Unique Bartender
A Rejected Builder
A Romantic Minister
A Skeptical Surgeon
A Free and Easy Fashion Designer
An Old-fashioned Chauffeur
A Noncompetitive Librarian
A Self-effacing Bandit
An Open-minded Make-up Artist
A Depressed Publisher
A Predatory Guide
A Lost Pilot
A Troublesome Bureaucrat
A Provoked Sheriff
An Aloof Bishop
An Infuriated Psychiatrist
A Freethinking Dentist
An Elegant Architect
A Conciliatory Wizard
A Loyal Archaeologist
An Unpredicatable Judge
A Debonair Swineherd
A Brave Thief
An Unsentimental Bandit
A Sharing Police Officer
An Impractical Clerk
A Resourceful Mortician
A Pessimistic Surgeon
A Crying Hairdresser
An Argumentative Receptionist
An Overimaginative Assassin
A Mellow Actor
An Impatient Archaeologist
A Bold Writer
A Principled Terrorist
A Malicious Chemist
A Cheerful Veterinarian
A Cultured Carpenter
An Individualistic Blacksmith
An Indifferent Dogcatcher
A Pretentious DJ
A Good-natured Archer
An Unrestrained Bureaucrat
A Glad Saxophonist
A Silly Surgeon
A Liberal Janitor
An Agreeable Herbalist
A Daring Manager
A Forceful Mobster
An Intuitive Rabbi
An Incensed Soldier
A Festive Executioner
An Interested Torturer
A Lousy Wizard
A Depressed Record Producer
A Skeptical Manicurist
A Nihilistic Entrepreneur
An Unfathomable Merchant
A Modest Guru
A Hypnotic Journalist
An Empty Sniper
A Punctual Beekeeper
An Individualistic Tailor
An Insulting Servant
An Unhealthy Gravedigger
An Unbelieving Mayor
A Selfless Dictator
A Confused Pickpocket
An Amiable Tattooist
An Honorable Dancer
An Eager Spin Doctor
A Fatalistic Courier
A Progressive Wizard
A Cantakerous Editor
A Simple Barber
A Cerebral Truck Driver
A Trustworthy Pilot
A Disinterested Judge
A Distressed Shaman
An Uneasy Baker
An at Ease Personal Trainer
A Narrow-minded Busker
A Mannerless Chemist
A Troublesome Athlete
A Paranoid Spy
A Dynamic Nanny
A Passionate Diplomat
A Foolish Bartender
An Overjoyed Lumberjack
An Indulgent Swimmer
A Slow Archer
An Anxious DJ
A Tactless Servant
A Contemplative Director
A Hungry Ornithologist
A Caring Winemaker
An Agonizing Surgeon
A Worried Translator
A Reassured Sheriff
A Regretful Rabbi
A Dogmatic Executioner
An Individualistic Deputy
An Empathetic Paleontologist
An One-dimensional Shepherd
An Independent Mobster
A Self-denying Wizard
A Rustic Carpenter
A Lousy Undertaker
A Complex Soldier
A Prim Gladiator
A Helpful Exterminator
A Disillusioned Sheriff
A Loyal Weaver
An Unpleasant Florist
A Depressed Dancer
A Cruel Clown
A Weary Spelunker
A Tall Shepherd
A Discouraging Swineherd
A Whimsical Author
An Uncomplaining Geologist
A Tactless Security Guard
A Spirited Sheriff
A Repressed Beggar
An Unstable Farmer
A Moody Magician
A Lustful Tailor
A Smiling Beekeeper
A Ritualistic Stonecutter
A Discouraged Teacher
An Irreligious Bandit
A Stable Accountant
A Dismayed Shepherd
An Athletic Butler
An Educated Herbalist
A Personable Carver
A Confidential Pirate
An Inspired Entertainer
A Hurried Burglar
A Tearful Shoemaker
A Surprised Magician
A Power-hungry Fashion Designer
A Neurotic Referee
A Brave Silversmith
An One-dimensional Cosmonaut
A Humble Actor
An Artful Shipwright
A Woeful Cartoonist
A Hypnotic Interpreter
A Physical Bandit
A Flamboyant Ventriloquist
A Reserved Inventor
A Serious Magician
A Passive Yak Herder
A Beautiful Athlete
A Disgusting Busker
A Courageous Principal
An Adventurous Painter
A Desperate Cook
An Incapable Flight Attendant
A Forthright Blacksmith
An Admirable Rabbi
A Cultured Gladiator
A Trendy Greengrocer
A Tactless Dogcatcher
A Contemplative Taxidermist
A Skeptical Chef
A Political Screenwriter
A Courteous Spin Doctor
A Graceless Matador
A Bland Goatherd
A High-minded Explorer
A Courageous Coroner
A Bitter Juggler
A False Lawyer
An Insightful Tax Collector
An Easy Shaman
A Disillusioned Bodyguard
A Disappointed Doctor
A Dutiful Chemist
An Enthusiastic Court Jester
A Self-critical Photographer
An Airy Criminal
An Intent Shipwright
A Dramatic Archaeologist
A Vindictive Exotic Dancer
A Loving Illustrator
A Repugnant Pickpocket
An Easily Discouraged Chauffeur
An Inconsiderate Bank Robber
An Articulate Florist
A Tormented Screenwriter
An Ambitious Referee
A Terrified Juggler
A Single-minded Mobster
An Enthusiastic Shaman
A Skinny Wizard
An Intuitive Air Traffic Controller
A Leisurely Shepherd
A Popular Silversmith
An Alone Chicken Sexer
A Regretful Ninja
A Vivacious Tailor
A Dynamic Knight
A Tender Security Guard
A Magnanimous Medic
A Treacherous Dietician
A Desperate Chemist
A Brutal Impersonator
A Lifeless Thief
An Admirable Shop Assistant
An Embarrassed Fortune-teller
An Uneasy Model
A Victimized Herbalist
A Dedicated Make-up Artist
A Jubilant Cartoonist
A Miserly Busker
A Relaxed Gravedigger
A Detestable Hunter
A Jolly Hairdresser
A Silly Servant
A Ruined Air Traffic Controller
A Fatalistic Pawnbroker
An Unsure Firefighter
A Troublesome Wizard
An Inquisitive Chef
A Prejudiced Mason
A Fashionable Saxophonist
A Weird Make-up Artist
A Desolate Police Officer
A Disgusting Dancer
A Presumptuous Bodyguard
A Forgetful Swineherd
A Brilliant Actor
A Cross Pharmacist
A Balanced Mechanic
A Flamboyant Chief of Police
An Orderly Shipwright
A Naive Scientist
A Friendly Tailor
A Phlegmatic Coach
A Destructive Security Guard
A Practical Busker
An Adventurous Goldsmith
A Complacent Dancer
An Alert Shop Assistant
An Agonized Mathematician
An Extravagant Bonecarver
A Tearful Fraudster
An Earthy Undertaker
A Witty Pickpocket
An Unfathomable Singer
A Kind Broker
A Delicate Drug Dealer
A Magnanimous Impersonator
An Innovative Senator
A Steely Writer
A Callous Ninja
A Busy Imam
A Hedonistic Merchant
A Conformist Greengrocer
A Fanatical Air Traffic Controller
A Sweaty Assassin
An Indignant Shaman
An Invisible Burglar
A Stiff Court Jester
A Messy Animal Trainer
A Hateful Terrorist
A Mournful Detective
A Cynical Security Guard
An Ashamed Ventriloquist
A Puritanical Social Worker
A Phlegmatic Senator
An Unhappy Pirate
A Neglectful Historian
An Easily Discouraged Ornithologist
A Scornful Dentist
A Freethinking Optometrist
A Mystical Juggler
An Uneasy Drummer
A Conservative Customs Officer
A Cute Priest
A Pompous Dogcatcher
A Poor Governor
A Crying Guard
A Shortsighted Veterinarian
A Weak Bonecarver
An Easily Discouraged Farmer
A Willing Diplomat
A Reflective Undertaker
A Practical Boatbuilder
A Sarcastic Painter
A Cooperative Chemist
A Troublesome Beekeeper
A Laughing Bodyguard
A Repentant Truck Driver
A Cantakerous Archer
An Amused Hypnotist
A Neat Oracle
A Private Writer
A Subjective Wedding Planner
A High-spirited Dressmaker
A Reactive Busker
An Old-fashioned Mobster
A Clean Executioner
A Joyous Terrorist
A Mannerless Rat Catcher
An Amazed Farmer
A Perceptive Private Detective
An Enervated Gladiator
A Hesitant Poet
A Regimental Barber
A Dominating Stonecutter
A Resentful Chauffeur
An Antisocial Hunter
A Contradictory Librarian
A Fixed Doctor
A Crying Hotelier
A Focused Animal Trainer
An Organized Ditch Digger
A Festive Minister
A Nervous Social Worker
A Frightened Fortune-teller
A Fiery Cartoonist
An Impudent Pirate
An Opportunistic Ornithologist
An Amazing Scientist
A Playful Model
A Steely Navigator
A Prim Translator
A Neat Doctor
A Familial Interrogator
A Crazy Taxidermist
A Frisky Weaver
A Secretive Bodyguard
An Energetic Baker
An Attractive Blacksmith
A Compulsive Shaman
An Unappreciative Mathematician
A Puritanical Shoemaker
A Desperate Juggler
An Ignorant Dentist
A Conscientious Exotic Dancer
A Hopeful Saxophonist
A Desolate Ambassador
A Sarcastic Taxidermist
A Dismayed Imam
An Intolerant Evangelist
A Good-natured Beautician
A Ticklish Clockmaker
A Discreet Ditch Digger
A Wary Choreographer
An Inflamed Court Jester
A Bewildered Hotelier
A Hidebound Diplomat
A Shallow Spy
A Willing Explorer
An Exciting Pawnbroker
A Focused Construction Worker
An Amusing Swimming Coach
A Lonely Chief of Police
An Empathetic Judge
An Honorable Pirate
A Phlegmatic Chef
A Dignified Marine
An Unambitious Personal Trainer
A Paralyzed Barber
A Patient Beggar
A Depressed Make-up Artist
An Envious Dancer
A Terrible Priest
A Lying Pickpocket
A Skinny Carpenter
A Hateful Carver
A Well-read Drug Dealer
An Amoral Pharmacist
A Religious Optometrist
An Alert Animal Trainer
A Quaking Clown
An Unfriendly Burglar
An Unimaginative Engineer
An Uninhibited Minister
An Inquisitive Publisher
An Obedient Meteorologist
An Ecstatic Fortune-teller
A Superstitious Actor
A Heartbroken Radiologist
A Sly Butler
An Insensitive Builder
An Independent Lawyer
An Arbitrary Goatherd
A Skillful Private Detective
A Hopeful Diver
An Inferior Lumberjack
A Self-reliant Sailor
A Glamorous Yodeler
A Surprised Ornithologist
A Petty Tax Collector
A Heartbroken Deputy
An Intuitive Priest
A Jubilant Entertainer
A Jolly Coroner
A Clever Bank Robber
A Creative Shop Assistant
A Critical Captain
A Delicate Winemaker
A Narcissistic Torturer
A Restrained Detective
A Presumptuous Nurse
An Unlucky Barber
A Lonely Actor
A Political Chef
An Uninhibited Architect
A Ticklish Garbage Collector
A Disobedient Playwright
An Adventurous Archer
A Weary Taxi-driver
A Woeful Pilot
A Perverse Hunter
An Observant Poet
A Hefty Painter
A Predatory Swimming Coach
A Keen Mobster
A Well-rounded Soldier
A Vulnerable Blacksmith
An Educated Janitor
An Aimless Tailor
A Debonair Dictator
A Reassured Mayor
An Outrageous Sailor
A Reliable Priest
A Nonchalant Matador
A Clean Juggler
A Dismayed Jailer
A Placid Jeweler
A Lazy Detective
A Fearful Cook
A Lying Doctor
A Dogmatic Beekeeper
A Disgusting Beggar
A Lovely Librarian
A Preoccupied Dentist
A Lonely Journalist
A Sweaty Goldsmith
A Hardy Physician
A Negativistic Builder
A Faithless Customs Officer
A Loving Evangelist
A Narrow-minded Gladiator
A Conservative Weaver
An Obvious Scout
A Cruel Physicist
A Content Guru
An Attractive Medic
A Cold Butler
An Uninhibited Printer
A Paralyzed Missionary
A Clear-headed Linguist
A Naive Spy
A Skinny Shaman
A Repentant Bodyguard
A Predatory Chicken Sexer
A Confidential Yodeler
A Puritanical Beggar
A Disgusting Magistrate
A Hopeful Detective
A Restless Plumber
A Monstrous Barber
A Strict Guard
A Tortured Pawnbroker
A Reflective Electrician
A Scared Hairdresser
A Strong Sniper
A Careless Programmer
A Compassionate Shop Assistant
A Quaking Criminal
A Self-denying Politician
A Petty Teacher
A Disappointed Lifeguard
A Discreet Beggar
A Complacent Fisher
An Observant Lumberjack
An Incapable Captain
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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