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A Pained Historian
A Purposeful Cameraman
A Selfish Tax Collector
A Neurotic Pirate
An Assertive Ambassador
A Blunt Security Guard
A Conceited Tailor
A Neutral Biologist
An Amazed Merchant
A High-handed Swimmer
An Arbitrary Cheesemaker
A Charmless Surgeon
A Cooperative Clown
A Gallant Spy
A Disorganized Screenwriter
A Prudent Actor
A Vivacious Choreographer
A Mournful Painter
An Inferior Lifeguard
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A Pessimistic Shop Assistant
A Pedantic Undertaker
A Sporting Baker
A Touchy Fraudster
A Protective Firefighter
A Dutiful Cosmonaut
A Businesslike Pirate
A Mannered Singer
A Restrained Fashion Designer
An Aloof Painter
A Good-natured Optometrist
A Reactionary Oracle
A Pompous Scout
A Soft Waiter
An Uneasy Butcher
A Tense Musician
A Responsible Mathematician
A Sweaty Hunter
A Narcissistic Botanist
A Fiery Court Jester
A Childish Monk
An Intolerant Teacher
An Unambitious Chimney-sweep
A Cowardly Chef
A Hurt Gondolier
A Miserable Chemist
An Obedient Soldier
A Simple Plumber
A Kind Dogcatcher
A Well-read Wizard
A Scared Writer
A Haughty Dentist
A Skinny Crook
A Youthful Undertaker
A Completely Normal Cosmonaut
A Tragic Mobster
A Crude Screenwriter
A Crass Marine
An Apathetic Beekeeper
A Preoccupied Electrician
A Tormented Pilot
A Steadfast Senator
A Glamorous Chief of Police
A Frustrated Architect
A Tall Brewer
A Cooperative Messenger
A Cautious Fortune-teller
A Trembling Matador
A Cerebral Guard
A Tasteless Boatbuilder
A Confident Trapper
A Handsome Soldier
An Artful Factory Worker
A Critical Security Guard
A Self-conscious Chimney-sweep
An Honorable Saxophonist
An Arrogant Evangelist
A Hurt Hunter
A Prejudiced Salesperson
A Heroic Ornithologist
A Prudent Game Show Host
A Fearful Swordsmith
A Brutal Bartender
An Energetic Guard
A Hedonistic Bricklayer
A Zany Psychiatrist
An Elegant Juggler
A Childish Gardener
A Scornful Rat Catcher
A Playful Conductor
An Admirable Chief of Police
A Guilty Court Jester
A Weird Assassin
An Alone Paleontologist
A Cold Entrepreneur
A Tragic Cab Driver
An Irreverent Mercenary
A Receptive Burglar
An Agreeable Spelunker
A High-minded Torturer
A Gentle Mobster
An Arbitrary Plumber
An Ugly Detective
A Solemn Mayor
A Miserly Assassin
A Reliable Builder
A Methodical Stonecutter
An Unpatriotic Cartoonist
An Odd Rat Catcher
A Private Fortune-teller
An Intent Pawnbroker
A Political Scientist
An Impatient Editor
A Wronged Interrogator
A Thievish Pharmacist
An Expedient Mechanic
A Selfless Cameraman
A Frivolous Imam
A Stern Gate-keeper
An Honest Burglar
A Sly Linguist
A Naive Butcher
A Beautiful Hairdresser
A False Jeweler
A Lonely Actor
An Innovative Teacher
A Leisurely Geologist
A Liberated Taxidermist
An Enthusiastic Builder
A Grand Barista
An Overimaginative Hunter
A Stern Gardener
A Terrified Criminal
An Unfriendly Shaman
A Cynical Electrician
A Progressive Drug Dealer
A Tense Impersonator
An Inquisitive Butler
A Monstrous Gondolier
An Absentminded Jeweler
A Loving Radiologist
An Innovative Deputy
A Sarcastic Hunter
A Tough Taxidermist
An Obvious Screenwriter
A Reactionary Court Jester
A Worked Up Geologist
A Hefty Violinist
A Questioning Drummer
An Elegant Pirate
A Whimsical Physician
A Reassured Lawyer
A Conscientious Principal
A Trendy Firefighter
A Dogmatic Chicken Sexer
A Hurt Dogcatcher
A Single-minded Dentist
A Comfortable Knight
A Stubborn Tattooist
A Presumptuous Swordsmith
A Profound Builder
A Gentle Waiter
A Dry Pickpocket
A Dreamy Barista
A Forgetful Florist
An Unhappy Courier
A Tearful Court Jester
An Inoffensive Farmer
A Caring Principal
A Sly Paramedic
A Disillusioned Navigator
A Single-minded Construction Worker
A Fanciful Butcher
A High-spirited Fortune-teller
An Impressive Carpenter
A Miserly Sailor
An Individualistic Criminal
An Unfriendly Imam
A Predictable Doctor
An Uncooperative Nurse
A Gallant Architect
A Tasteful Beggar
A Pompous Ambassador
A Disconcerting Court Jester
A Jubilant Cameraman
A Resentful Sniper
An Eloquent Surgeon
An Erratic Stunt Double
An Alert Sculptor
An Amused Biologist
A Cold Geologist
An Affectionate Busker
A Subtle Air Traffic Controller
A Brutal Winemaker
A Misguided Pickpocket
A Liberal Bodyguard
A Rejected Cheesemaker
A Pure Poet
A Forthright Swineherd
An Organized Animal Trainer
A Perceptive Hunter
An Original Chemist
A Sweaty Chauffeur
A Guilty Pharmacist
A Fiery Sleuth
A Captivating Dentist
A Steady Beggar
A Heartbroken Private Detective
A Liberal Editor
A Blissful Monk
A Scared Translator
A Cowardly Greengrocer
An Opinionated Real Estate Agent
An Embarrassed Spy
A Skinny Student
A Folksy Burglar
A Crafty Hunter
A Trustworthy Personal Trainer
A Well-rounded Builder
A Beautiful Guru
A Confused Cosmonaut
A Vague Impersonator
An Engrossed Dressmaker
A Resourceful Choreographer
A Paranoid Private Detective
A Well-meaning Lifeguard
An Opportunistic Guard
A Superstitious Undertaker
A Lying Gravedigger
An Impractical Pastor
A Hopeful Surgeon
A Sadistic Musician
A Generous Drummer
A Mystical Yak Herder
A Provoked Stonecutter
A Forceful Tax Collector
A False Air Traffic Controller
A Grand Actor
A Glad Make-up Artist
A Shaky Pirate
An Unprincipled Fashion Designer
A Demanding Sailor
A Scrupulous Chicken Sexer
A Vulnerable Pastor
An Alone Court Jester
A Mannerless Painter
An Envious Taxidermist
A Sarcastic Beggar
A Responsive Chauffeur
An Inconsiderate Garbage Collector
A Content Firefighter
A Misguided Shoemaker
An Injured Ventriloquist
A Tenacious Taxi-driver
A Liberal Builder
An Indecisive Lifeguard
A Blunt Artist
A Fiery Air Traffic Controller
An Uncooperative Jockey
A Respectful Inventor
A Peaceful Mechanic
A Trendy Dentist
A Strong-willed Guide
A Reassured Drug Dealer
A Hateful Scout
A Perfectionist Pharmacist
A Decisive Botanist
A Whimsical Winemaker
A Subtle Radiologist
A Reserved Spelunker
An Obedient Priest
An Unimaginative Lawyer
A Fanciful Fashion Designer
An Effeminate Bank Robber
A Neutral Dictator
A Victimized Teacher
A Discouraged Bonecarver
An Excitable Monk
An Unlovable Beekeeper
A Softheaded Clerk
A Playful Soldier
A Spontaneous Fishmonger
A Graceless Builder
An Upright Drummer
A Repentant Shaman
A Lazy Executioner
A Strong Scout
A Stubborn Lifeguard
A Contemplative Manager
A Devious Judge
A Regretful Greengrocer
An Optimistic Scientist
A Detestable Manicurist
A Perverse Director
A Fatalistic Jailer
An Unbelieving Watchmaker
A Touchy Candlemaker
A Mealymouthed Guard
A Miserly Drummer
A Plodding Mobster
A Hearty Psychiatrist
An Amiable Social Worker
A Maternal Dancer
A Graceless Accountant
A Colorful Bonecarver
A Benevolent Captain
A Captivating Hunter
A Methodical Bank Robber
A Resourceful Cheesemaker
A Driven Court Jester
A Well-read Gladiator
A Frisky Paleontologist
A Procrastinating Security Guard
A Bizarre Customs Officer
A Brutal Mathematician
A Resentful Drummer
A Strong-willed Waiter
A Rigid Executioner
A Reliable Antique Dealer
A Paralyzed Paramedic
A Despicable Judge
A Proud Garbage Collector
A Considerate Artist
An Effeminate Cheesemaker
A Lost Editor
A Plodding Publisher
An Agreeable Marine
A Kind Shaman
A Sober Surgeon
A Concerned Goldsmith
An Insightful Coach
An Inoffensive Computer Programmer
A Discouraging Real Estate Agent
A Rowdy Tattooist
A Sordid Fashion Designer
An Unstable Gravedigger
An Offended Guitarist
A Tragic Chauffeur
A Restrained Sound Technician
A Wishful Writer
A Tortured Soldier
A Tasteful Shoemaker
A Stupid Assassin
A Jolly Bank Robber
A Friendly Saxophonist
An Unhealthy Bodyguard
A Sloppy Juggler
A Discreet Astronaut
A Groovy Guru
A Self-indulgent Printer
A Determined Zookeeper
A Skillful Nurse
A Tactless Rat Catcher
A Hardy Referee
An Opinionated Busker
A Blunt Wizard
A Crazy Principal
A Possessive Taxidermist
A Perceptive Security Guard
A Disorderly Gate-keeper
A Humble Firefighter
A Useless Game Show Host
A Sad Guitarist
A Superstitious Model
A Shortsighted Mobster
A Brave Doctor
A Secretive Spelunker
An Ashamed Scientist
A Persuasive Bartender
An Irritable Herbalist
A Winning Drummer
A Predictable Truck Driver
A Receptive Composer
A Subjective Drug Dealer
A Depressed Teacher
A Sadistic Lighthouse-keeper
A Cheerful Fraudster
A Romantic Animal Trainer
An Excited Historian
A Genuine Director
An Uncooperative Shepherd
An Energetic Jockey
An Angry Jailer
A Nervous Coroner
A Domineering Court Jester
A Merry Game Show Host
An Amazing Goldsmith
A Frugal Accountant
A Well-meaning Chief of Police
A Businesslike Butler
An Abrasive Pirate
A Repugnant Director
A Monstrous Secretary
An Alone Dentist
An Inert Artist
An Important Ditch Digger
A Blissful Burglar
A Chummy Physician
An Abrupt Chef
A Pompous Dancer
An Empty Firefighter
A Crass Truck Driver
A Blunt Athlete
A Sweaty Antique Dealer
An Easy Actor
A Skeptical Politician
A Liberated Terrorist
An Indignant Pickpocket
An Easily Discouraged Conductor
A Businesslike Fashion Designer
A Dull Blacksmith
A Deceitful Baker
A Mistaken Missionary
An Offhand Sheriff
An Unpleasant Fishmonger
An Offended Courier
A Hardy Journalist
A Familial Lawyer
A Groovy Spelunker
A Frightened Archaeologist
A Steady Geologist
A Resentful Physicist
A Complex Goatherd
A Dynamic Undertaker
A Strong Bank Robber
A Predictable Hairdresser
A Tactless Judge
An Attractive Student
A Disorganized Gravedigger
An Intense Beekeeper
A Sexy Trapper
A Vague Guard
A Disinterested Paleontologist
A Deceitful Welder
An Engrossed Actor
An Earnest Bartender
A Decisive Torturer
A Bitter Animal Trainer
A Profound Bonecarver
A Subtle Butler
A Kind Matador
A Businesslike Soldier
A Skinny Game Show Host
A Dedicated Minister
A Dignified Flight Attendant
A Victimized Clown
A Solemn Interpreter
An Expedient Peddlar
A Debonair Zookeeper
A Scrupulous Fashion Designer
A Naive Dentist
An Uncharitable Musician
A High-handed Comedian
A Disillusioned Ventriloquist
A Healthy Courier
A Ticklish Fisher
An Honorable Athlete
A Cross Archer
A Charmless Reporter
A Heartbroken Pickpocket
A Reassured Security Guard
A Sympathetic Barista
A Tragic Tattooist
A Humble Surgeon
An Alarmed Police Officer
An Enigmatic Shoemaker
A Frightening Doctor
A Precise Fishmonger
A Tortured Journalist
An Airy Clerk
A Dynamic Dentist
A Softheaded Ventriloquist
A Persuasive Guru
A Sporting Director
A Practical Terrorist
A Tall Burglar
A Clean Teacher
A Dramatic Juggler
A Discourteous Singer
An Excited Salesperson
A Pure Cartoonist
An Impersonal DJ
An Intense Sleuth
A Disobedient Factory Worker
An Obsessive Zookeeper
A Hefty Beekeeper
A Sophisticated Cosmonaut
An Outspoken Butcher
A Folksy Graphic Artist
A Grieved Assassin
An Honorable Imam
A Sad Musician
A Gentle Jeweler
An Enigmatic Translator
A Cheating Trapper
An Impudent Surgeon
An Aloof Pianist
A Willful Priest
A Treacherous Brewer
A Gallant Weaver
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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