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An Attractive Messenger
A Positive Lifeguard
A Decisive Busker
A Sporting Reporter
A Wonderful Butcher
A Gullible Guitarist
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A Modern Personal Trainer
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An Unpredicatable Park Ranger
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An Eager Drug Dealer
A Humiliated Doctor
An Offhand Pirate
A Lovely Photographer
A Gloomy Mobster
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A Fascinated Dentist
A Logical Security Guard
A Timid Taxi-driver
A Poor Psychiatrist
An Honorable Monk
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A Maternal Private Detective
An Assertive Barber
A Prim Engineer
A Skinny Security Guard
A Frustrated Captain
A Steadfast Percussionist
A Cerebral Judge
A Respectful Beekeeper
A Clean Governor
A Good-natured Athlete
A Tearful Explorer
An Intelligent Referee
A Trusting Accountant
A Brutal Busker
A Tormented Thief
An Anxious Sniper
A Vindictive Wedding Planner
A Conscientious Diplomat
An Adventurous Exterminator
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A Maternal Shoemaker
A Modern Dancer
A Circumspect Dictator
An Upset Lifeguard
An Inert Truck Driver
A Joyous Violinist
A Realistic Translator
A Self-indulgent Crook
A Cheerful Technician
An Enthusiastic Photographer
A Noncompetitive Poet
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A Liberated Engineer
A Despicable Governor
A Glad Librarian
An Extreme Archer
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A Willful Cheesemaker
A Paranoid Garbage Collector
A Thoughtless Sniper
A Ritualistic Goatherd
A Lustful Sound Technician
A Skillful Hairdresser
A Thorough Engineer
An Appalled Athlete
A Gentle Torturer
A Quaking Imam
A Mechanical Barber
A Contemptible Bricklayer
An Unpleasant Firefighter
A Heroic Cartoonist
A Laughing Animal Trainer
A Detestable Hunter
A Perplexed Chemist
A Cheating Fashion Designer
A Steady Poet
An Impulsive Publisher
An Offhand Monk
A Predictable Pirate
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A Sore Dancer
A Disorganized Composer
A Disobedient Florist
A Vindictive Bank Robber
A Helpless Detective
An Athletic Judge
A Calculating Sleuth
A Power-hungry Botanist
A Friendly Archaeologist
An Incapable Chemist
A Haughty Impersonator
An Affectionate Scientist
An Insulting Lawyer
A Spirited Barista
A Mystical Comedian
A Lousy Computer Programmer
A Confidential Magician
An Intense Mason
A Bland Coach
An Extraordinary Artist
A Wishful Fashion Designer
A Sloppy Explorer
A Sorrowful Fortune-teller
A Debonair Winemaker
A Thankful Personal Trainer
A Dignified Student
An Opinionated Engineer
A Faithless Tax Collector
A Precise Plumber
A Victimized Photographer
A Crazy Goldsmith
A Faithful Manicurist
A Confused Taxidermist
A Suspicious Banker
A Pessimistic Torturer
An Airy Spy
A Barbaric Chemist
An Elegant Dentist
A Sloppy Thief
A Satisfied Principal
A Serene Athlete
A Cold Stunt Double
A Responsive Shop Assistant
A Lucky Poet
A Fatigued Physician
An Empathetic Court Jester
A Complacent Pianist
A Dissonant Guru
A Fuming Cobbler
A Careless Social Worker
A Disorganized Blacksmith
A Shallow Writer
A Serene Yak Herder
A Cross Janitor
A Chummy Builder
A Dissatisfied Chimney-sweep
A Fearful Photographer
A Paranoid Bank Robber
A Folksy Diver
A Colorful Drug Dealer
An Objective Beekeeper
A Guilty Chef
A Leisurely Exotic Dancer
A Determined Soldier
A Blissful Bodyguard
A Fun-loving Paleontologist
A Sure Private Detective
A Friendly Game Show Host
An Impatient Surgeon
A Wary Zookeeper
An Odd Ninja
A Provoked Executioner
An Enigmatic Paramedic
An Inhibited Social Worker
A Depressed Truck Driver
A Fashionable Entrepreneur
An Offensive Philanthropist
A Tragic Herbalist
A Lovely Imam
A Dry Stunt Double
An Abrupt Evangelist
A Frisky Drug Dealer
A Steadfast Director
An Impudent Dictator
A Witty Spy
A Kind Clerk
An Opinionated Private Detective
A Crafty Locksmith
A Paranoid Watchmaker
A Disillusioned Barber
An Old-fashioned Criminal
A Caring Bodyguard
A Merry Composer
An Astigmatic Bartender
A Dogmatic Librarian
A Willful Butcher
A Keen Poet
A Grieved Yak Herder
A Dejected Journalist
A Modern Mathematician
An Offensive Professor
A Bright Salesperson
An Earnest Gladiator
An Appalled Webmaster
A Prudent Taxi-driver
A Strong Entertainer
A Groovy Barber
A Tactless Juggler
A Disappointed Assassin
A Cowardly Cartoonist
A Mellow Herald
A Weak-willed Shipwright
A Reflective Teacher
A Patient Mason
An Inquisitive Fashion Designer
A Decisive Tax Collector
A Relaxed Dogcatcher
A Dirty Barber
A Forgiving Truck Driver
A Formal Tailor
A Heroic Detective
A Crafty Beautician
A Disappointed Butcher
An Encouraged Executioner
A Clean Exotic Dancer
A Forgetful Researcher
An Orderly Editor
A Disgusting Philanthropist
A Mechanical Broker
A Protective Antique Dealer
A Perverse Cheesemaker
A Self-critical Bartender
A Rational Undertaker
A Thoughtless Bank Robber
A Messy Entrepreneur
A Blissful Chauffeur
A Dry Magician
A Hypnotic Pastor
A Sweaty Gravedigger
A Freewheeling Psychiatrist
A Clumsy Tattooist
A Childish Spy
A Weak-willed Beggar
A Snoopy Waiter
An Independent Juggler
A Sure Teacher
A Fanciful Ventriloquist
A Noncompetitive Court Jester
A Cute Percussionist
A Loving Carpenter
A Progressive Hunter
A Dissatisfied Sleuth
A Distracted Exterminator
A Practical Diver
An Intelligent Swimming Coach
A Clever Composer
An Objective Gladiator
A Quaking Stonecutter
An Alarmed Air Traffic Controller
An Apathetic Butcher
An Excited Impersonator
An Inhibited Guru
An Overimaginative Mercenary
A Terrified Reporter
A Liberated Tax Collector
A Submissive Builder
A Hardy Priest
A Strong-willed Computer Programmer
A Small-thinking Doctor
An Unsure Paramedic
An Alienated Sheriff
A Passionate Pickpocket
A Snoopy Cobbler
A Winning Dictator
A Content Hunter
A Responsible Percussionist
A Thorough Taxidermist
An at Ease Soldier
An Open-minded Pirate
A Wonderful Flight Attendant
A Tormented Zookeeper
A Businesslike Captain
A Suspicious Receptionist
A Noncommittal Philanthropist
A Woeful Private Detective
A Weak Singer
An Unsure Poet
A Cowardly Merchant
A Persuasive Diver
An Astigmatic Criminal
An Intense Burglar
A Discouraging Inventor
A Sharing Shoemaker
A Hidebound Beekeeper
A Thoughtless Pilot
A Mistaken Stonecutter
An Irritable Entrepreneur
A Familial Explorer
An Idiosyncratic Model
A Hearty Sniper
A Genuine Dressmaker
A Complaining Computer Programmer
An Extravagant Governor
An Original Choreographer
A Repressed Builder
A Worried Exotic Dancer
A Sexy Dentist
A Trendy Graphic Artist
A Blissful Radiologist
An Uncaring Animal Trainer
A Mechanical Thief
A Good-natured Wizard
A Tall Tax Collector
A Competitive Referee
A Grief Bank Robber
An Obedient Soldier
An Erratic Teacher
A Willful Boatbuilder
A Narcissistic Researcher
A Noncompetitive Cheesemaker
A Liberal Mobster
A Trembling Lifeguard
A Mechanical Conductor
An Alone Servant
An Optimistic Astronaut
A Charmless Paleontologist
A Realistic Drug Dealer
An Opportunistic Banker
A Mature Wizard
A Loyal Marshal
A Ruined Professor
A False Stunt Double
A Disobedient Janitor
A Steely Engineer
A Pugnacious Judge
An Incensed Servant
An Indifferent Clown
A Tortured Bartender
An Eloquent Record Producer
A Beautiful Oracle
A Pathetic Thief
A Vindictive Captain
A Disorderly Truck Driver
A Guilty Wizard
An Amusing Biologist
A Winning Sage
A Grim Paramedic
A Personable Singer
An Appalled Publisher
A Flexible Entrepreneur
A Sweaty Archer
A Generous Librarian
An Enigmatic Scout
A Popular Detective
A Sweet Scientist
A Glad Fishmonger
A Well-meaning Soldier
An Abrasive Tax Collector
A Punctual Dancer
A Sentimental Guard
A Decent Pickpocket
A Young Dentist
A Stiff Assassin
A Cynical Sleuth
A Crazy Shaman
A Groovy Chef
A Frisky Brewer
A Dignified Executioner
A Placid Oracle
A Frightened Chief of Police
A Quirky Captain
A Sporting Physicist
A Sarcastic Deputy
A Passionate Historian
A Liberated Coroner
A Solitary Construction Worker
An Enraged Teacher
A Witty Taxi-driver
An Uncooperative Radiologist
A Forgiving Ditch Digger
A Meddlesome Lifeguard
An Amazing Pilot
A Sad DJ
A Neurotic Barista
A Sloppy Marine
A Regimental Imam
A Religious Model
A Dramatic Nanny
A Responsive Painter
An Orderly Rat Catcher
A Tough Thief
A Fashionable Chief of Police
An Uncaring Governor
A Steely Detective
A Humiliated Hypnotist
An Independent Clockmaker
A Whimsical Farmer
A Hefty Principal
A Healthy Linguist
A Logical Cartoonist
A Paternalistic Director
A Bored Surgeon
An Unstable Sound Technician
An Alert Paramedic
An Agreeable Private Detective
A Vindictive Lawyer
A Charismatic Sleuth
An Enervated Criminal
An Engrossed Goatherd
A Thoughtless Shaman
An Angry Computer Programmer
An Unpredicatable Ninja
A Compulsive Optometrist
A Profound Police Officer
A Nihilistic Crook
An Inquisitive Poet
A Terrified Dogcatcher
A Fickle Student
A Superstitious Coroner
A Glad Juggler
A Deep Bricklayer
A Pompous Private Detective
A Lying Bureaucrat
An Offensive Soldier
A Generous Saxophonist
A Weird Choreographer
A Fuming Doctor
An Energetic Social Worker
An Empty Scout
A Grief Dentist
A Folksy Air Traffic Controller
A Dependent Editor
A Morbid Archer
An Agonized Receptionist
An Expedient Bartender
An Odd Goldsmith
A Frivolous Ninja
A Fawning Student
A Petty Veterinarian
A Crazy Diplomat
An at Ease Physician
An Orderly Cheesemaker
A Scholarly Plumber
A Gloomy Chef
A Bold Weaver
A Resourceful Yodeler
A Rational Teacher
An Alarmed Pirate
A Single-minded Shaman
A Silly Impersonator
An Outspoken Dentist
An Ugly Artist
A Forceful Doctor
A Persuasive Paleontologist
A Self-effacing Janitor
A Messy Biologist
An Unimaginative Burglar
A Neutral Librarian
A Driven Reporter
A Ruined Court Jester
A Predatory Garbage Collector
An Uninhibited Waiter
A Skeptical Engineer
A Jolly Astronaut
An Obvious Nanny
A Discourteous Police Officer
A Perfectionist Impersonator
A Pathetic Lifeguard
An Intelligent Accountant
A Complacent Pastor
A Crying Poet
An Overimaginative Mason
A Submissive Scientist
A Superficial Translator
A Morbid Guard
A Stern Tailor
An Unsentimental Air Traffic Controller
A Disloyal Sniper
An Ugly Nurse
A Sedentary Interior Designer
A Reverential Writer
An Arbitrary Bandit
A Ridiculous Florist
A Devoted Mechanic
An Unimaginative Shaman
A Scholarly Miner
A Blissful Blacksmith
An Orderly Busker
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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