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A Dishonest Governor
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A Dishonest Soldier
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A Perverse Barber
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A Profound Sailor
A False Shoemaker
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A Guileless Mobster
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A Gentle Deputy
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A Slow Guide
A Dynamic Guard
A Tasteless Chauffeur
A Conscientious Entrepreneur
A Despairing Beggar
An Odd Astronaut
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An Assertive Broker
An Alienated Scientist
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A Sentimental Percussionist
An Indulgent Exterminator
A Timid Artist
An Inoffensive Referee
An Intolerant Customs Officer
A Skeptical Sleuth
A Compassionate Governor
A Profound Ventriloquist
A Boisterous Bank Robber
A Terrified Interrogator
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An Authoritarian Director
A Guileless Air Traffic Controller
A Shallow Ditch Digger
A Responsible Bandit
A Glamorous Assassin
A Reactionary Spy
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A Wealthy Sailor
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A Fortunate Park Ranger
A Focused Doctor
A Humble Impersonator
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An Articulate Swimmer
A Desolate Scientist
A Grieved Singer
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A Fatalistic Barber
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An Intolerant Composer
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A Troublesome Firefighter
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A Cruel Soldier
An Obedient Chief of Police
A Meticulous Shop Assistant
A Sanctimonious Builder
A Pugnacious Singer
An Alienated Explorer
An Innovative Computer Programmer
A Hedonistic Surgeon
A Disorganized Knight
A Pedantic Cab Driver
A Humble Security Guard
A Modern Wedding Planner
An Expedient Sage
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An Annoyed Assassin
An Intolerant Busker
A Charmless Singer
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An Impulsive Chemist
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An Objective Fraudster
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A Terrible Truck Driver
An Artful Park Ranger
An Aggressive Private Detective
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A Pugnacious Taxi-driver
An Unsentimental Receptionist
An Uncooperative Flight Attendant
A Peaceful Security Guard
A Terrified Chimney-sweep
A Focused Ninja
A Woeful Sniper
A Submissive Chief of Police
A Young Philanthropist
A Fuming Police Officer
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A Casual Entrepreneur
An Intent Cameraman
A Shortsighted Governor
A Repentant Winemaker
A Suave Student
An Idealistic Model
A Desperate Florist
A Discouraged Mortician
An Irreverent Locksmith
A Helpful Exotic Dancer
An Invisible Beekeeper
An Arrogant Spelunker
A Disturbing Spy
An Agreeable Bodyguard
A Big-thinking Paramedic
A Hurried Sheriff
A Narcissistic Air Traffic Controller
An Impersonal Coach
A Mawkish Monk
A Money-minded Professor
A Dirty Sailor
An Unhealthy Ventriloquist
A Flexible Builder
An Old-fashioned Linguist
A Self-indulgent Silversmith
A Wise Barista
A Complacent Waiter
A Weird Nanny
A Frightening Engineer
An Impressive Impersonator
A Childish Dressmaker
An Amoral Dancer
A Dry Matador
A Scholarly Editor
A Powerless Computer Programmer
A Fickle Fraudster
A Heartbroken Teacher
A Fixed Conductor
A Soft Chimney-sweep
A Disgusting Singer
A Skeptical Wedding Planner
A Blissful Inventor
A Fiery Dietician
A Determined Police Officer
A Circumspect Private Detective
An Authoritarian Pilot
A Groovy Guide
An Appalled Hypnotist
An Impulsive Bricklayer
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