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An Observant Candlemaker
A Preoccupied Crook
A Formal Artist
A Zany Assassin
An Indifferent Janitor
A Complaining Coach
A Realistic Barber
A Pure Swordsmith
A Delicate Conductor
A Dynamic Real Estate Agent
A Personable Lifeguard
A Moody Greengrocer
An Envious Judge
A Ridiculous Rabbi
A Debonair Taxidermist
A Sophisticated Guru
A Cooperative Wizard
A Physical Deputy
A Destructive Coach
A Dirty Priest
A Scornful Banker
A Fawning Farmer
An Open-minded Surgeon
A Sensual Undertaker
An Upset Executioner
A Persuasive Tailor
A Happy Lawyer
A Colorful Carver
A Hopeful Swineherd
A Steady Clown
An Exciting Radiologist
A Slow Brewer
A Hesitant Jockey
An Inquisitive Silversmith
A Sulky Thief
An Inoffensive Hunter
A Reflective Gate-keeper
An Artificial Sailor
A Pleased Mortician
A Self-sufficent Comedian
A Naive Sheriff
A Loving Truck Driver
An Impressive Spin Doctor
A Laughing Chef
An Ambitious Astronaut
A Selfish Dogcatcher
An Obvious Scientist
A Strong-willed Choreographer
An Expedient Inventor
A Stable Gladiator
A Tasteful Receptionist
A Disorganized Oracle
An Invisible Mobster
A Secure Veterinarian
A Criminal Butcher
A Cute Chauffeur
A Worried Priest
A Distrustful Tattooist
A Lifeless Fortune-teller
An Outspoken Dogcatcher
An Objective Marine
A High-handed Air Traffic Controller
A Confident Dictator
A Fraudulent Shoemaker
A Merry Exterminator
An Optimistic Magician
A Dynamic Monk
A Small-thinking Welder
An Unsentimental Playwright
An One-dimensional Translator
An Incensed Astronaut
A Winning Paramedic
A Closed off Fashion Designer
A Courageous Beautician
A Freewheeling Beggar
A Fashionable Sheepshearer
An Obnoxious Philanthropist
A Sore Psychiatrist
An Easy Taxi-driver
A Tenacious Sound Technician
A Prudent Undertaker
A Threatened Soldier
An Obedient Surgeon
A Quaking Stunt Double
A Superstitious Evangelist
An Unsentimental Researcher
A Sorrowful Monk
A Tense Guru
An Impatient Shepherd
A Crafty Terrorist
A Tearful Clown
A Circumspect Painter
A Gleeful Scientist
An Encouraged Wizard
An Inert Linguist
A Prim Deputy
A Deep Ornithologist
A Narrow-minded Doctor
An Agonizing Taxidermist
A Perverse Editor
An Understanding Brewer
An Irreligious Boatbuilder
A Smiling Sleuth
A Haughty Tattooist
A Scared Builder
A Power-hungry Accountant
An Easy Waiter
A Strict Florist
An Inert Shepherd
An Offhand Librarian
An Invisible Pawnbroker
A Narrow-minded Athlete
A Crass Swordsmith
An Efficient Inventor
An Obsessive Priest
An Independent Missionary
An Insensitive Guitarist
An Abrasive Animal Trainer
An Insightful Mortician
An Overimaginative Customs Officer
A Scared Silversmith
An Amusing Scout
An Upset Innkeeper
A Reactionary Fortune-teller
A Gullible Shepherd
A Wary Detective
A Poor Psychiatrist
A Focused Banker
A Terrified Dictator
A Devious Choreographer
A Blunt Sleuth
A Wishful Butcher
An Irritated Guitarist
An Indifferent Sniper
A Mechanical Artist
A Neat Lighthouse-keeper
A Quaking Winemaker
A Wonderful Author
A Pained Bonecarver
An Uncertain Customs Officer
A Smiling Politician
A Disrespectful Judge
A Tragic Peddlar
A Reassured Private Detective
A Ruined Assassin
A Shrewd Plumber
A Distracted Park Ranger
A Cooperative Animal Trainer
A Solitary Dietician
An Irritable Bank Robber
A Threatened Swimming Coach
A Blunt Bandit
A Provocative Meteorologist
A Terrible Politician
A Tenacious DJ
A Shallow Butcher
A Bewildered Teacher
A Fuming Taxidermist
A Meticulous Hypnotist
A Serious Mathematician
A Personable Dictator
A Purposeful Paramedic
A Courteous Drug Dealer
A Logical Mason
A Wonderful Detective
A Sedentary Goldsmith
A Funny Hairdresser
A Foolish Flight Attendant
An Arbitrary Florist
An Uncertain Violinist
A Restrained Customs Officer
A Frightening Police Officer
An Understanding Chef
A Trustworthy Lawyer
An Obnoxious Security Guard
A Zany Bodyguard
A Sarcastic Nurse
An Old Spin Doctor
A Reserved Stunt Double
A Pugnacious Hypnotist
A Shrewd Mayor
A High-minded Miner
A Wary Mathematician
An Amoral Principal
A Comfortable Rabbi
A Slow Scientist
An Amazing Blacksmith
A Contradictory Hunter
A Worried Mechanic
A Sedentary Assassin
A Hidebound Dogcatcher
An Angry Referee
An Aloof Dentist
A Wronged Coroner
A Dutiful Salesperson
A Liberal Torturer
A Forgiving Fortune-teller
A Scheming Game Show Host
An Individualistic Make-up Artist
An Obsessive Private Detective
A Disconcerting Wizard
A Subtle Yodeler
A Coarse Hypnotist
An Old-fashioned Author
A Modest Cook
An Enigmatic Imam
An Irreverent Ninja
A Bland Cheesemaker
An Experimental Fisher
A Treacherous Goldsmith
A Neutral Webmaster
A Mournful Linguist
A Mawkish Drug Dealer
A Subjective Farmer
A Gentle Boatbuilder
A Principled Knight
A Sweet Stunt Double
A Demanding Detective
A Freethinking Sculptor
An Intent Shepherd
An Aloof Shaman
A Dirty Sniper
An Abrupt Oracle
A Graceless Garbage Collector
An Assertive Researcher
A Concerned Bureaucrat
An Oppressed Cobbler
A Tactless Biologist
A Callous Swimmer
A Rowdy Construction Worker
A Decisive Dogcatcher
A Reverential Scientist
A Devious Guard
An Unappreciative Chimney-sweep
A Wronged Boatbuilder
A Certain Artist
An Amused Magician
A Jubilant Lawyer
A Punctual Banker
An Honorable Teacher
A Detestable Percussionist
A Tolerant Fortune-teller
An Articulate Clown
A Tragic Radiologist
A Grieved Builder
A Muddle-headed Clerk
An Important Criminal
A Bitter Barber
A Private Greengrocer
A Rejected Swimming Coach
A Soft Athlete
A Surprising Computer Programmer
An Agonizing Chief of Police
A Phlegmatic Soldier
A Cultured Drummer
A Sad Dancer
An Embarrassed Conductor
A Deep Wizard
A Disruptive Architect
A Plodding Dogcatcher
An Outrageous Thief
A Bored Torturer
A Happy Butcher
A Stylish Mobster
A Sadistic Bank Robber
An Ashamed Lifeguard
An Outspoken Cosmonaut
A Fanciful Printer
A Regimental Paleontologist
A Scheming Stonecutter
A Fixed Shepherd
A Thankful Burglar
A Hateful Ambassador
A Meticulous Nurse
A Funky Graphic Artist
A Hearty Comedian
An Inquisitive Courier
A Thrilled Gravedigger
An Erratic Merchant
A Lousy Spelunker
An Inhibited Dentist
A Perceptive Personal Trainer
A Disgusting Ditch Digger
A Methodical Manicurist
A Proud Butcher
A Ticklish Swineherd
A Distressed Writer
An Unpatriotic Game Show Host
A Romantic Wedding Planner
A Frisky Innkeeper
An Offensive Optometrist
A Reflective Physicist
A Private Paramedic
A Blunt Artist
A Sedentary Lawyer
A Certain Undertaker
A Big-thinking Courier
A Selfless Pirate
A Tidy Guru
A Skinny Hotelier
An Impatient Photographer
An Intolerant Mechanic
A Friendly Bartender
A Receptive Wizard
A Tactless Torturer
An Odd Journalist
An Impudent Painter
An Aimless Politician
A Concerned Oracle
A Devoted Accountant
A Self-indulgent Clerk
A Hefty Translator
An Uncertain Baker
An Unlovable Radiologist
A Morbid Ventriloquist
A Spirited Hunter
A Paralyzed Receptionist
A Tidy Actor
A Stable Peddlar
An Intuitive Inventor
A Confidential Bandit
An Upright Student
A Mature Burglar
An Egocentric Police Officer
A False Poet
A Ready Governor
An Irreligious Captain
A Prudent Pilot
A Grim Surgeon
An Idealistic Coroner
A Helpless Rabbi
A Fanatical Photographer
A Self-indulgent Gladiator
A Political Farmer
A Paralyzed Fashion Designer
A Dutiful Butcher
An Unhappy Sailor
A Bold Coach
A Willing Receptionist
An Indecisive Candlemaker
A Sporting Watchmaker
A Humiliated Dentist
A Modern Biologist
A Fortunate Minister
A Heroic Clockmaker
A Stoic Paramedic
A Decent Lumberjack
A Vacuous Meteorologist
An Aimless Carver
An Educated Merchant
An Obnoxious Poet
A Selfish Gardener
A Nervous Saxophonist
A Conscientious Nurse
A Discouraging Chemist
An Opportunistic Drummer
A Freethinking Courier
A Fawning Writer
A Tormented Programmer
A Receptive Hunter
A Cooperative Barista
A Narcissistic Priest
A Presumptuous Chauffeur
An Egocentric Construction Worker
A Fixed Cameraman
A Greedy Bureaucrat
A Selfish Drug Dealer
A Creative Cheesemaker
A Slow Editor
A Wronged Security Guard
An Excited Guru
A Placid Florist
A Disillusioned Assassin
A Distrustful Broker
A Groovy Rat Catcher
A Benevolent Sleuth
A Rebellious Singer
A Disorderly Animal Trainer
An Unfriendly Burglar
A Gallant Taxidermist
A False Truck Driver
A Healthy Choreographer
An Unimaginative Security Guard
A Regimental Chef
An Invisible Personal Trainer
An Insightful Chemist
An Exciting Beggar
An Irresponsible Drummer
An Intuitive Paramedic
A Physical Author
An Unprincipled Bandit
A Calculating Dentist
A Profound Surgeon
A Faithless Lawyer
A Bold Bodyguard
A Slow Thief
An Amazing Cab Driver
An Ashamed Barber
A Cerebral Singer
A Busy Court Jester
A Scheming Customs Officer
A Solitary Magician
A Loyal Beggar
A Timid Shaman
A Responsive Optometrist
A Certain Antique Dealer
A Pessimistic Waiter
An Ignorant Sniper
A Procrastinating Lighthouse-keeper
An Infatuated Pharmacist
A Sensual Servant
A Mawkish Nurse
A Conciliatory Guard
A Weak-willed Dietician
A Resourceful Cheesemaker
A Willing DJ
A Serious Lifeguard
A Contemplative Personal Trainer
An Uncertain Exterminator
An Inquisitive Builder
An Athletic Mechanic
A Grief Weaver
An Empathetic Flight Attendant
A Hesitant Construction Worker
A Neat Student
A Logical Lawyer
A Cross Sniper
A Heartbroken Dentist
An Extravagant Salesperson
A Mawkish Lighthouse-keeper
A Brave Computer Programmer
An Effeminate Guru
An Energetic Dogcatcher
A Bold Farmer
A Discourteous Taxi-driver
A Humiliated Knight
A Dependent Taxidermist
An Annoyed Baker
A Devious Swimming Coach
An Elated Merchant
An Incapable Personal Trainer
A Keen Interpreter
A Brave Goatherd
A Handsome Lumberjack
A Loving Shoemaker
A Pleased Firefighter
A Focused Air Traffic Controller
A Busy Assassin
An Energetic Bandit
An Unstable Private Detective
An One-dimensional Thief
A Gentle Judge
A Troublesome Stonecutter
A Fraudulent Brewer
A Weak Exotic Dancer
A Guilty Bodyguard
An Unpredicatable Detective
A Presumptuous Screenwriter
An Argumentative Pickpocket
An Ashamed Bank Robber
An Amiable Waiter
A Predictable Court Jester
An Impressive Innkeeper
A Coarse Sculptor
A Fiery Terrorist
A Strong Security Guard
An Alone Lifeguard
A Groovy Drug Dealer
A Cross Composer
An Empathetic Sheepshearer
An Amusing Choreographer
A Sexy Clerk
An Invisible Electrician
A Skinny Playwright
A Devoted Cosmonaut
An Idiosyncratic Game Show Host
A Questioning Peddlar
A Well-rounded Psychiatrist
A Sanctimonious Gravedigger
A Conservative Coach
A Submissive DJ
An Antisocial Candlemaker
A Genuine Factory Worker
A Distrustful Assassin
A Repressed Record Producer
A Strict Pastor
A Regretful Diver
A Prudent Ornithologist
A Destructive Receptionist
A Neglectful Butler
A Deceitful Guitarist
An Idealistic Merchant
A Lovely Hunter
A Leisurely Interpreter
A Guileless Thief
A Realistic Tailor
A Miserable Antique Dealer
A Shrewd Cartoonist
A Hedonistic Artist
An Antisocial Actor
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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