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A Stable Hairdresser
A Determined Cartoonist
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A Smiling Diplomat
An Inflamed Dentist
A Passionate Chef
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An Educated Hunter
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A Fatigued Burglar
A Calm Wedding Planner
A Puritanical Exotic Dancer
An Impudent Swordsmith
A Mawkish Principal
An Orderly Tattooist
A Power-hungry Bartender
A Paranoid Gate-keeper
A Blunt Pickpocket
A Mellow Magician
A Predatory Swineherd
An Invulnerable Yak Herder
A Useless Shoemaker
A Meddlesome Bank Robber
A Thankful Butcher
A Winning Secretary
A Decadent Judge
A Gleeful Bandit
An Uncooperative Barber
A Vindictive Sculptor
A Hopeful Real Estate Agent
A Passionate Bonecarver
An Innovative Banker
An Impressive Drug Dealer
A Neglectful Interpreter
A Brave Stonecutter
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A Kind Saxophonist
A Repressed Model
A Difficult Sleuth
A Helpful Teacher
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A Cynical Mobster
A Complacent Wizard
A Patriotic Security Guard
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An Inhibited Inventor
A Zany Mason
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A Lazy Librarian
A Competitive Sound Technician
A Friendly Guru
A Ridiculous Model
A Weak Herbalist
An Intolerant Bonecarver
A Suave Reporter
An Affectionate Deputy
An Idealistic Beekeeper
A Shaky Sheriff
An Objective Chief of Police
An Indecisive Scientist
A Sober Captain
A Mannerless Swimmer
A Hard Working Judge
A Pugnacious Diplomat
A Stubborn Banker
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A Quaking Ventriloquist
A Reverential Engineer
A Vague Guru
A Scrupulous Reporter
A Mistaken Bank Robber
An Elated Interpreter
A Malicious DJ
An Athletic Herbalist
A Restrained Gate-keeper
A Crass Matador
A Sexy Explorer
An Unfriendly Fashion Designer
An Ugly Doctor
An Insecure Police Officer
A Distracted Interrogator
A Witty Carver
A Determined Waiter
A Conservative Terrorist
A Solitary Ventriloquist
An Idealistic Juggler
An Airy Model
A Helpless Swineherd
A Ruined Personal Trainer
A Decent Servant
An Amazed Detective
A Pathetic Burglar
An Astigmatic Dentist
A Frugal Goldsmith
A Busy Pickpocket
A Zany Mobster
A Hesitant Herbalist
A Threatened Dressmaker
A Scornful Dogcatcher
A Negativistic Mayor
A Sexy Court Jester
A Good-natured Hunter
A Pure Tattooist
A Modest Zookeeper
A Contemptible Assassin
A Compassionate Dancer
An Enthusiastic Historian
A Sulky Bricklayer
A Predictable Fisher
A Precise Waiter
A Joyous Paramedic
A Wealthy Deputy
An Obedient Librarian
An Amoral Ambassador
A Caring Thief
A Strict Diplomat
A Hateful Lifeguard
A Brave Burglar
A Tenacious Detective
A Forthright Lumberjack
A Self-effacing Evangelist
An Attractive Bartender
A Reactive Barber
A Cute Butler
A Selfish Senator
An Invulnerable Beautician
A Demanding Webmaster
A Submissive Veterinarian
An Aimless Pirate
An Appreciative Priest
A Detestable Locksmith
A Neurotic Stunt Double
An Intelligent Guard
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A Punctual Lifeguard
A Skillful Mortician
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A Panicked Banker
A Lifeless Translator
An Erratic Architect
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A Lovely Cheesemaker
A Dramatic Paleontologist
A Frugal Drummer
A Pugnacious Impersonator
A Phlegmatic Cobbler
A Disappointed Cab Driver
A Dissatisfied Pilot
A Repugnant Chauffeur
A Detestable Medic
An Insulting Goldsmith
A Funny Artist
A Gloomy Hunter
An Unfriendly Detective
A Gullible Bodyguard
A Perfectionist Private Detective
An Optimistic Author
A Creative Bandit
An Incensed Matador
A Tactless Archer
A Charmless Illustrator
A Disobedient Terrorist
An Enthusiastic Minister
An Upright Lifeguard
An Arbitrary Bank Robber
A Gentle Exterminator
A Laughing Tax Collector
A Confused Salesperson
A Respectful Physician
An Agreeable Mason
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A Formal Bartender
An Inferior Inventor
A Perfectionist Truck Driver
A Cooperative Explorer
A Panicked Swimmer
An Extravagant DJ
A Boisterous Mathematician
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A Gallant Animal Trainer
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A Mystical Builder
A Repressed Tattooist
A Tender Busker
A Hefty Yak Herder
A Conceited Wedding Planner
A Friendly Gravedigger
A Zany Torturer
A Freethinking Bank Robber
A Confident Guard
An Alienated Physician
A Wronged Cab Driver
A Rustic Athlete
A Patient Security Guard
A Well-rounded Surgeon
A Winning Waiter
A Submissive Wizard
A Confidential Dancer
A Flamboyant Bonecarver
An at Ease Lawyer
A Bright Candlemaker
A Repugnant Make-up Artist
A Phlegmatic Spin Doctor
A Reactive Doctor
A Reassured Monk
An Airy Police Officer
A Self-sufficent Missionary
A Terrible Singer
A Despicable Gate-keeper
A Ticklish Barber
A Despairing Computer Programmer
A Forgiving Sailor
A Freewheeling Air Traffic Controller
A Brittle Swimming Coach
An Eager Lighthouse-keeper
A Painstaking Jailer
An Uncaring Ornithologist
A Messy Gravedigger
A Disgusting Bonecarver
A Skinny Navigator
An Articulate Torturer
A Lonely Diplomat
A Dissatisfied Chef
A Small-thinking Mobster
A Sly Animal Trainer
A Callous Magistrate
A Fraudulent Cook
An Amused Guard
A Selfish Cobbler
An Odd Manager
A Warm DJ
A Grim Bank Robber
A Frisky Hairdresser
A Troublesome Guitarist
A Pessimistic Painter
A Stoic Radiologist
A Tormented Construction Worker
A Fickle Bishop
A Mealymouthed Astronaut
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An Invulnerable Dogcatcher
An Artificial Evangelist
A Solemn Florist
A Reliable Sniper
A Despicable Police Officer
A Dull Peddlar
A Creative Professor
A Courageous Model
An Opinionated Record Producer
An Appreciative Dictator
A Cheating Mechanic
A Romantic Silversmith
A Helpful Chef
An Efficient Chief of Police
A Destructive Bishop
An One-dimensional Butcher
A Discontented Guitarist
A Selfish Yodeler
A Disloyal Gravedigger
A Frisky Entrepreneur
A Pathetic Governor
A Complaining Gardener
A Stylish Hunter
A Modest Psychiatrist
A Well-meaning Teacher
An Amused Police Officer
A Sly Butcher
A Superstitious Swineherd
A Naive Bricklayer
An Alert Detective
A Sporting Ventriloquist
A Spirited Jailer
An Impractical Nurse
A Hardy Executioner
A Pretentious Sculptor
A Wise Jeweler
A Thievish Beekeeper
A Painstaking Terrorist
A Grand Firefighter
An Elated Guard
A Self-sufficent Sniper
A Distracted Guide
A Malicious Juggler
An Unlovable Salesperson
An Uncooperative Coach
A Trusting Assassin
A Disappointed Shop Assistant
A Lifeless Truck Driver
A Restrained Barber
An Inspired Explorer
A Humble Surgeon
A Paternalistic Crook
A Good-natured Flight Attendant
A Dissatisfied Minister
A Narcissistic Plumber
A Disorderly Swordsmith
A Fickle Dictator
A Gleeful Assassin
A Graceless Navigator
A Charmless Sniper
An Alienated Spy
An Annoyed Computer Programmer
An Argumentative Boatbuilder
A Careless Lifeguard
A Mannerless Bandit
A Restrained Fraudster
A Focused Farmer
A Sloppy Detective
A Solitary Greengrocer
A Fanatical Exotic Dancer
An Invulnerable Construction Worker
A Distrustful Record Producer
An Honest Composer
A Moralistic Clown
A Despairing Drummer
An Incensed Clerk
A Tasteless Marshal
An Unhappy Winemaker
A Naive Herbalist
A Zany Interior Designer
A Cruel Captain
A Prudent Taxidermist
A Hypnotic Sailor
An Abrasive Baker
A Mechanical Principal
An Ambitious Wedding Planner
A Fascinated Ambassador
A Charismatic Computer Programmer
A Sporting Sculptor
An Effeminate Police Officer
An Inert Taxi-driver
A Mistaken Plumber
A Competitive Printer
An Inspired Construction Worker
An Aloof Salesperson
A Self-effacing Spy
A Crude Sniper
A Sloppy Animal Trainer
A Cynical Dictator
An Amusing Gondolier
A Daring Bank Robber
An Extraordinary Waiter
A Disturbing Swimmer
An Uncomplaining Zookeeper
A Threatened Chef
A Content Scout
A Stable Winemaker
A Moralistic Truck Driver
An Elegant Police Officer
A Victimized Dancer
A Forgetful Air Traffic Controller
A Tenacious Sniper
A Prim Social Worker
A Guilty Blacksmith
A Loving Bank Robber
A Lying Coach
A Tense Barber
A Political Lifeguard
A Painstaking Candlemaker
A Rustic Linguist
A Mournful Drug Dealer
A Fixed Dogcatcher
A Spontaneous Cook
An Unsentimental Teacher
A Frugal Doctor
A Deceptive Judge
A Scornful Firefighter
A Hypnotic Biologist
A Kind Philanthropist
A Greedy Welder
A Colorful Record Producer
A Selfish Choreographer
A Noncompetitive Radiologist
An Excited Chicken Sexer
A Comfortable Dogcatcher
A Cantakerous Magician
A Sensitive Chief of Police
A Disconcerting Composer
A Dismayed Carver
A Slow Priest
A Boisterous Assassin
A Tortured Hairdresser
A Conscientious Dentist
A Receptive Programmer
A Mature Diver
A Rowdy Security Guard
A Winning Messenger
A Private Tattooist
A Pedantic Spin Doctor
A Sympathetic Publisher
An Injured DJ
An Effeminate Swimming Coach
A Humorous Entertainer
An Outspoken Coroner
A Shaky Matador
A Prudent Private Detective
A Discontented Diver
A Weary Garbage Collector
A Steadfast Broker
A Dynamic Evangelist
A Complacent Truck Driver
A Bewildered Graphic Artist
A Bizarre Computer Programmer
A Precise Yak Herder
A Brilliant Wizard
A Wise Police Officer
A Pained Archer
A Tender Game Show Host
A Physical Messenger
A Distrustful Monk
A Focused Cheesemaker
A Well-rounded Jailer
A Vulnerable Astronaut
A Punctual Bodyguard
A Practical Entrepreneur
A Scheming Drug Dealer
An Easy Musician
A Hesitant Baker
A Clumsy Composer
A Sulky Lawyer
An Ordinary Lifeguard
A Hostile Veterinarian
A Faithful Shaman
A Neglectful Sailor
A Disloyal Construction Worker
An Antisocial Fashion Designer
An Unimaginative Chemist
A Folksy Burglar
An Argumentative Dictator
An One-dimensional Interior Designer
A Tasteful Florist
A Scholarly Zookeeper
A Liberal Paleontologist
An Eloquent Philanthropist
An Exciting Chef
An Angry Beautician
An Unbelieving Shepherd
A Despairing Coroner
A Predatory Psychiatrist
A Wary Mercenary
A Smiling Construction Worker
A Shortsighted Swimming Coach
An Engrossed Explorer
A Suave Engineer
An Appalled Archer
A Sophisticated Nurse
An Athletic Model
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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