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A Bold Police Officer
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An Elegant Nanny
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A Conventional Nurse
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A Humiliated Webmaster
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A Decent Make-up Artist
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A Dynamic Swordsmith
A Tearful Beggar
A Tidy Herald
A Scrupulous Mercenary
A Venomous Inventor
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A Procrastinating Record Producer
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A Desperate Dentist
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An Innovative Mayor
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An Ordinary Matador
A Pure Violinist
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A Grand Diplomat
A Pessimistic Jailer
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A Thorough Swineherd
A Courteous Peddlar
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A Disinterested Librarian
A Thrilled Nurse
An Ecstatic Wizard
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A Relaxed Dentist
A Self-sufficent Musician
A Meticulous Lawyer
A Mystical Rabbi
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A Stylish Swineherd
A Lazy Social Worker
An Odd Taxidermist
A Handsome Police Officer
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A Popular Surgeon
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A Completely Normal Mobster
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A Helpless Doctor
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A Bizarre Coach
A Joyous Sheriff
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A Grim Guitarist
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A Woeful Chemist
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A Cerebral Gravedigger
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A Simple Bandit
A Flamboyant Bodyguard
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A Dependent Clown
A Familial Guard
An Irritated Saxophonist
A Dynamic Tax Collector
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A Shrewd Publisher
A Steadfast Chauffeur
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An Uncharitable Journalist
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A Wise Sleuth
A Vulnerable Detective
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An Injured Governor
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An Elated Florist
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A Tough Wizard
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A Foolish Detective
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A Coarse Spy
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A Maternal Monk
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An Insincere Reporter
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An Irresponsible Mobster
A Callous Coach
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A Lousy Tattooist
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An Obsessive Choreographer
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A Thorough Garbage Collector
A Witty Secretary
A Powerless Merchant
A Stylish Pickpocket
A Warm Dietician
A Concerned Electrician
A Critical Clown
A Demanding Poet
A Malicious Builder
An Orderly Lifeguard
An Enraged Programmer
A Well-meaning Antique Dealer
An Impersonal Ninja
A Dismayed Coach
A Principled Air Traffic Controller
A Hard Working Mortician
A Sharing Principal
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A Considerate Chief of Police
A Jolly Make-up Artist
A Submissive Locksmith
A Sophisticated Juggler
A Hearty Conductor
A Scrupulous Composer
A Responsive Actor
A Neglectful Philanthropist
A Disloyal Construction Worker
A Popular Waiter
A Serene Shoemaker
A Lousy Builder
A Monstrous Pirate
An Irrational Cartoonist
A Skinny Gravedigger
An Observant Astronaut
A Familial Magistrate
A Treacherous Customs Officer
A Hidebound Chief of Police
A Slow Animal Trainer
A Meddlesome Nanny
A Fawning Tax Collector
A Crude Lawyer
A Trusting Criminal
A Groovy Taxi-driver
A Busy Sheriff
A Romantic Screenwriter
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A Distressed Barber
A Calculating Reporter
A Faithless Sculptor
A Sloppy Historian
A Conscientious Poet
A Morbid Air Traffic Controller
A Magnanimous Graphic Artist
A Self-critical Wedding Planner
An Unsentimental Animal Trainer
A Sporting Astronaut
A Fraudulent Meteorologist
An Unrestrained Bank Robber
A Quirky Drug Dealer
A Submissive Artist
A Certain Screenwriter
A Brave Chemist
An Inconsiderate Tailor
A Malicious Terrorist
A Helpful Sailor
A Reliable Truck Driver
A Dissatisfied Astronaut
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A Casual Minister
A Naive Factory Worker
An Antisocial Mayor
A Distressed Bishop
A Helpless Mobster
A Restless Assassin
A Quaking Firefighter
An Incorruptible Thief
An Amazed Cheesemaker
A Sad Beggar
A Pained Shepherd
A Forgetful Scout
A Fanatical Sailor
An Invulnerable Bartender
A Reassured Courier
A Caring Shipwright
A Dissatisfied Lighthouse-keeper
An Exciting Torturer
A Fortunate Hotelier
A Busy Guitarist
A Petty Builder
A Heroic Impersonator
A Perceptive Greengrocer
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A Clumsy Cook
A Shaky Shaman
A Superstitious Dogcatcher
A Funny Pilot
A Dutiful Interpreter
A Stable Hairdresser
A Sensual Fraudster
A Serious Shepherd
A High-spirited Saxophonist
A Predatory Air Traffic Controller
A Tragic Waiter
A Discourteous Farmer
A Worked Up Secretary
A Decisive Webmaster
An Invisible Photographer
A Forthright Baker
A Fanciful Pilot
A Cute Teacher
A Strong-willed Drug Dealer
A Sophisticated Graphic Artist
A Superstitious Guru
An Inferior Editor
A Chummy Park Ranger
A Destructive DJ
A Fortunate Gate-keeper
A Subtle Swordsmith
An Impersonal Singer
An Important Saxophonist
A Placid Criminal
A Cynical Mobster
An Unfathomable Deputy
A Passionate Sleuth
A Disgusting Chimney-sweep
A Scornful Fraudster
A Flexible Cartoonist
A Brilliant Matador
A Warm Tailor
An Unhealthy Artist
A Resentful Scout
An Honest Photographer
A Stoic Chemist
A Surprising Evangelist
A Placid Spy
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A Pessimistic Explorer
A Narrow-minded Drug Dealer
A Distressed Terrorist
A Deceitful Lifeguard
A Complacent Paramedic
A Conciliatory Guru
A Selfless Taxi-driver
An Incapable Lighthouse-keeper
An Uncooperative Pharmacist
A Reliable Construction Worker
A Scrupulous Barber
A Careless Pickpocket
A Curious Peddlar
An Independent Referee
A Contradictory Builder
A Petty Zookeeper
A Pugnacious Spy
An Authoritarian Fishmonger
A Sociable Butcher
A Fiery Graphic Artist
A Foolish Carver
A Hardy Rabbi
A Crafty Hairdresser
A Lifeless Game Show Host
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