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A Forthright Pickpocket
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A Nosy Professor
A Businesslike DJ
An Inhibited Sniper
A Sober Drummer
An Offensive Beekeeper
A Confused Wizard
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A Kind Pirate
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An Assertive Pastor
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A Maternal Chauffeur
A Spirited Priest
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A Prudent Programmer
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A Bright Sniper
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A Thievish Guard
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A Reverential Clown
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A Serene Lawyer
An Infatuated Captain
A Keen Weaver
A Disruptive Antique Dealer
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A Young Wizard
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A Sophisticated Chef
A Forthright Politician
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A Dissonant Model
A Stupid Pilot
A Fatalistic Cartoonist
An Old Barista
A Reflective Locksmith
An Anxious Doctor
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A Magnanimous Tailor
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A Lucky Chief of Police
A Well-rounded DJ
A Dishonest Teacher
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A Selfless Hypnotist
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A Receptive Guru
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An One-dimensional Principal
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A Charmless Soldier
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An Educated Miner
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A Powerless Mobster
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A Loving Chauffeur
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A Reverential Detective
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A Personable Security Guard
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A Wonderful Librarian
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A Serene Doctor
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An Apathetic Soldier
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An Important Graphic Artist
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A Resourceful Scout
A Timid Inventor
A Caring Paleontologist
A Lovable Cook
A Grim Doctor
An Extreme Impersonator
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A Forceful Ambassador
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An Amoral Mayor
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An Offensive Matador
An Uncomplaining Tax Collector
A Groovy Messenger
A Scholarly Interpreter
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A Solitary Gladiator
An Agreeable Terrorist
A Hearty Gravedigger
A Glamorous Dentist
A Healthy Clown
A Responsive Comedian
A Childish DJ
A Worried Police Officer
A Barbaric Record Producer
A Lifeless Court Jester
A Frightening Jockey
A Ridiculous Priest
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A Single-minded Butcher
An Erratic Gate-keeper
A Sexy Astronaut
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A Hurt Coach
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An Intelligent Drummer
A Passive Cobbler
A Messy Diplomat
An Innovative Chef
An Inquisitive Physician
An Indignant Editor
A Fortunate Shaman
A High-minded Dancer
A Cooperative Juggler
A Terrified Architect
An Inconsiderate Builder
An Assertive Doctor
A Keen Thief
A Mechanical Flight Attendant
An Emotional Assassin
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A Thankful Interior Designer
A Charmless Actor
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An Ambitious Hunter
A Pathetic Manager
A Distressed Electrician
A Balanced Soldier
A Coarse Governor
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A Dramatic Bank Robber
An Aggressive Ditch Digger
A Small-thinking Sheriff
A Tender Exterminator
A Regimental Dictator
A Callous Sound Technician
An Unpleasant Singer
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A Sedentary Busker
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An Impressionable Park Ranger
A Hungry Writer
A Depressed Ventriloquist
A Deceptive Bandit
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A Delicate Evangelist
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A Proud Salesperson
An Extraordinary Inventor
A Possessive Detective
An Idiosyncratic Greengrocer
A Meticulous Antique Dealer
A Sadistic Beekeeper
An Engrossed Astronaut
An Ecstatic Chimney-sweep
An Irresponsible Doctor
A Secretive Sheriff
A Political Dentist
A Maternal Athlete
A Hearty Bandit
A Confused Thief
A Sociable Banker
A Private Pawnbroker
An Unsentimental Pianist
An Overimaginative Miner
A Disillusioned Clockmaker
A Trendy Dictator
A Complaining Sniper
A Detestable Teacher
A Self-critical Zookeeper
A Mannerless Interior Designer
A Suspicious Sailor
A Rebellious Brewer
A Despairing Trapper
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A Positive Shepherd
An Amoral Game Show Host
A Compassionate Assassin
A Mechanical Silversmith
A Personable Plumber
A Neat Coach
A Heroic Clockmaker
A Haughty Senator
A Hurt Photographer
An Embarrassed Matador
A Winning Printer
A Fatalistic Chef
An Athletic Jailer
A Decent Sniper
A Dejected Busker
A Brave DJ
An Indecisive Broker
A Subtle Navigator
A Messy Pirate
A Jubilant Sailor
A Self-sufficent Pawnbroker
A Young Hypnotist
A Well-meaning Bartender
A Studious Diplomat
An Inert Cook
A Rigid Firefighter
A Keen Servant
An Unfriendly Private Detective
A Powerless Journalist
A Touchy Dentist
A Glamorous Sage
A Forthright Mason
A Clever Busker
A High-handed Ditch Digger
An Unrestrained Coroner
A Passionate Architect
A Sordid Teacher
A Conformist Fraudster
A Shallow Tax Collector
A Dirty Detective
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A Paralyzed Spy
A Caring Fortune-teller
A Trustworthy Brewer
A Stubborn Painter
A Sober Juggler
A Youthful Manager
A Circumspect Chauffeur
A Conservative Mobster
A Mistaken Chemist
An Alert Courier
A Hedonistic Teacher
A Guileless Locksmith
A Vague Gladiator
A Sore Gondolier
A Courteous Undertaker
A High-handed Principal
A Procrastinating Psychiatrist
A Desolate Spin Doctor
A Sentimental Real Estate Agent
An Indifferent Marine
A Weird Tailor
An Aimless Singer
A Casual DJ
A Rustic Security Guard
A Restless Antique Dealer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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