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A Sarcastic Welder
A Cerebral Hypnotist
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A Mawkish Choreographer
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A Magnanimous Radiologist
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A Frivolous Shaman
A Humble Ninja
An Irritated Webmaster
An Uncooperative Choreographer
A Miserly Shoemaker
A Magnanimous Blacksmith
A Modest Antique Dealer
A Dejected Hypnotist
An Extravagant Social Worker
A Shallow Stunt Double
A Mellow Bank Robber
A Leisurely Politician
A Reassured Missionary
A Troublesome Chauffeur
A Funny Lifeguard
An Amused Ninja
A Possessive Boatbuilder
A Playful Engineer
An Educated Cheesemaker
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An Insincere Knight
A Guileless Magistrate
A Sedentary Ambassador
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A Lovely Surgeon
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A Passionate Oracle
A Hefty Private Detective
A Deceptive Archer
An Unfathomable Guitarist
A Brave Wizard
A Responsive Criminal
A Restrained Weaver
A Tense Artist
A Naive Gate-keeper
An Intolerant Game Show Host
A Romantic Ventriloquist
A Power-hungry Meteorologist
An Embarrassed Historian
A Neglectful Cameraman
A Forgetful Pickpocket
A Pathetic Paramedic
A Single-minded Butcher
A Familial Banker
A Good-natured Chauffeur
A Distressed Drug Dealer
A Laughing Antique Dealer
A Clean Oracle
A Perceptive Firefighter
A Restrained Swordsmith
A Messy Matador
A Blunt Herald
A Hardy Police Officer
A Domineering Greengrocer
A Frightening Burglar
A Narrow-minded Clown
A Rejected Hunter
A Vague Assassin
A Graceless Deputy
A Disinterested Barber
A Ticklish Beekeeper
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A Lousy Pianist
A Forceful Magician
A Self-effacing Spy
A Fanatical Shepherd
A Disorganized Pharmacist
A Frivolous Gondolier
A Religious Jockey
A Cheerful Referee
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An Agonized Cameraman
A Simple Drug Dealer
A Spontaneous Philanthropist
An Extravagant Gladiator
An Invisible Captain
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A Punctual Nanny
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A Suspicious Model
A Bold Court Jester
A Barbaric Computer Programmer
A Perceptive Drummer
An Educated Scout
A Rigid Fishmonger
A Ready Beggar
A Pessimistic Spy
A Self-effacing Chef
A Moody Photographer
A Fatigued Taxi-driver
A Well-read Pianist
A Snoopy Astronaut
A Fraudulent Surgeon
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A Dishonest Diplomat
A Subjective Secretary
A Clumsy Graphic Artist
An Unappreciative Teacher
A Muddle-headed Cheesemaker
A Freethinking Firefighter
A Deceptive Guide
An Indulgent Chicken Sexer
An Embarrassed Monk
A Practical Surgeon
An Elegant Playwright
A Jubilant Ninja
A Lazy Jockey
An Old-fashioned Janitor
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An Incensed Bishop
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An Affectionate Bandit
An Irreverent Historian
A Charmless Mayor
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A Disloyal Missionary
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A Lazy Hunter
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A Resentful Editor
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A Crude Firefighter
A Gracious Chauffeur
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A Disruptive Spy
A Hypnotic Surgeon
A Scared Screenwriter
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An Ecstatic Artist
An Inhibited Construction Worker
A Dogmatic Singer
A Neutral Professor
A Clean Engineer
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A Vague Dentist
A Funky Pirate
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An Inflamed Salesperson
A Gentle Undertaker
A Brilliant Paramedic
A Distrustful Shoemaker
A Meddlesome Researcher
A Disappointed Webmaster
A Wronged Sheepshearer
An Earthy Musician
A Realistic Rat Catcher
A Fatalistic Pilot
A Responsible Manicurist
A Forgetful Shaman
A Stupefied Teacher
A Trendy Guitarist
A Pure Dressmaker
A Hard Working Medic
A Solemn Matador
A Bright Butcher
A Reactive Captain
A Satisfied Referee
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A Joyous Chauffeur
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A Dependent Oracle
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A Well-read Hunter
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A Skillful Dictator
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A Stupefied Guide
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A Clean Bodyguard
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A Touchy Writer
A Distressed Minister
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A Prim Security Guard
A Satisfied Shoemaker
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A Keen Animal Trainer
A Confident Matador
A Woeful Pirate
An Understanding Hypnotist
An Upset Gardener
A Thorough Ninja
A Purposeful Fashion Designer
A Neat Spy
A Silly Waiter
A Laughing Miner
A Discouraging Saxophonist
A Guileless Coroner
An Artful Sound Technician
A Disruptive Gravedigger
An Unlucky Air Traffic Controller
A Logical Matador
A Money-minded Shop Assistant
A Concerned Tailor
A Suspicious Swimming Coach
An Earnest Ornithologist
A Timid Barber
A Patriotic Shoemaker
An Injured Cartoonist
A Wise Bandit
A Stupefied Carver
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A Serious Pirate
A Solemn Florist
A Cautious Garbage Collector
A Reserved Cook
An Athletic Mason
A Flamboyant Scientist
An Indecisive Bodyguard
A Crass Messenger
An Attractive Psychiatrist
A Naive Butler
A Dominating Impersonator
A Shallow Gladiator
An Argumentative Beekeeper
An Intent Cosmonaut
A Tasteless Captain
A Neglectful Pilot
A Disruptive Guard
An Alarmed Mercenary
A Melancholic Programmer
A Morbid Rabbi
A Vague Actor
A Youthful Researcher
A Negativistic Shop Assistant
A Lovely Undertaker
A Repentant Conductor
A Sulky Baker
A Stable Chief of Police
An Unhealthy Doctor
A Contemptible Lawyer
A Political Carver
A Terrified Bureaucrat
A Warm Navigator
A Disloyal Hunter
A Preoccupied Detective
A Surprising Cab Driver
An Energetic Hotelier
An Unsentimental Private Detective
A Decent Silversmith
A Chummy Lumberjack
An Unfathomable Biologist
A Vacuous Photographer
A Mannerless Surgeon
An Indulgent Bricklayer
A Scheming Hairdresser
A Sorrowful Janitor
A Jolly Chef
An Amused Hunter
A Ridiculous Ornithologist
A Childish Cobbler
An Obvious Candlemaker
A Disillusioned Welder
A Conservative Wizard
An Uncertain Model
An Unstable Paramedic
A Victimized Construction Worker
An Honorable Inventor
An Irritable Governor
A Flamboyant Dancer
A Disloyal Priest
A Painstaking Fashion Designer
An Opportunistic Soldier
A Fraudulent Diplomat
A Dismayed Sleuth
A Tender Animal Trainer
A Disciplined Singer
An Uncaring DJ
A Realistic Mason
A Fuming Matador
A Determined Bartender
A Cautious Air Traffic Controller
A Dutiful Veterinarian
A Loving Pharmacist
A Flexible Plumber
A Protective Drug Dealer
An Encouraged Chicken Sexer
A Trusting Engineer
A Courageous Zookeeper
A Regretful Musician
A Transparent Barista
A Scornful Gate-keeper
A Studious Chief of Police
A Modest Court Jester
An Oppressed Radiologist
A Ticklish Conductor
An Orderly Dictator
A Weak Computer Programmer
An Uncertain Teacher
A Fanciful Coroner
A Hidebound Politician
A Trendy Explorer
An Educated Winemaker
A Procrastinating Chimney-sweep
A Prudent Cameraman
A Charmless Hotelier
A Handsome Peddlar
A Presumptuous Servant
A Persuasive Jailer
A Self-reliant Guitarist
A Skeptical Court Jester
An Attractive Spelunker
A Trustworthy Wizard
A Trusting Lawyer
An Outrageous Judge
A Tasteful Sleuth
A Sanctimonious Radiologist
An Experimental Taxidermist
A Provocative Doctor
An Irritated Tailor
A Realistic Construction Worker
A Self-effacing Trapper
An Overjoyed Minister
A Calm Waiter
A Businesslike Security Guard
An Amused Pharmacist
A Methodical Bricklayer
A Cowardly Hotelier
A Tense Police Officer
A Brittle Greengrocer
A Young Burglar
A Prim Hunter
An Inhibited Dancer
A Reverential Musician
A Clumsy Cook
A Hurried Tailor
A Guileless Jeweler
A Relaxed Shepherd
A Calm Director
A Stoic Sheepshearer
A Thorough Customs Officer
A Scholarly Lighthouse-keeper
A Self-conscious DJ
A Sanctimonious Archer
A Narcissistic Taxi-driver
A Thrilled Pickpocket
A Purposeful Exotic Dancer
A Warm Bartender
A Weary Shoemaker
A Nihilistic Ornithologist
A Confused Librarian
An Unpatriotic Butcher
A Skinny Soldier
A Focused Detective
A Disruptive Criminal
An Admirable Spy
A Zany Photographer
A Graceless Pirate
A Sanctimonious Coach
A Resourceful Bank Robber
A Helpful Beggar
An Unrestrained Philanthropist
A Disturbing Herald
A Hard Working Florist
A Bitter Courier
A Puritanical Playwright
A Purposeful Fishmonger
A Well-rounded Chef
An Old-fashioned Referee
A Dynamic Carver
A Cantakerous Locksmith
A Disruptive Exterminator
An Incapable Writer
A Hurt Executioner
An Anxious Deputy
A Spirited Nanny
A Dejected Physicist
An Astigmatic Captain
An Amused Imam
A Hostile Fishmonger
A Lucky Coach
A Gleeful Rabbi
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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