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An Indecisive Truck Driver
A Lazy Criminal
A High-handed Diplomat
A Confused Violinist
A Short Cartoonist
A Lovely Referee
A Stiff Bandit
A Cute Author
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A Distracted Chief of Police
A Certain Pilot
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A Conformist Nurse
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A Courageous Ninja
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A Cross Astronaut
A Lousy Tax Collector
A Debonair Flight Attendant
A Disobedient Sage
An Intrigued DJ
A Rustic Park Ranger
An Old Lawyer
An Unrestrained Butcher
A Discouraged Captain
A Negativistic Archer
A Tortured Beekeeper
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A Punctual Cheesemaker
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A Popular Publisher
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A Petty Jockey
A Gracious Real Estate Agent
A Dismayed Biologist
An Offhand Rat Catcher
A Stylish Farmer
A Dishonest Interior Designer
A Provoked Veterinarian
A Grim Hairdresser
An Extraordinary Writer
A Touchy Assassin
An Insulting Psychiatrist
An Engrossed Builder
A Thoughtless Teacher
A Phlegmatic Bank Robber
A Paranoid Record Producer
An Unhealthy Yak Herder
A Humorous Beautician
A Precise Coach
A Cross Executioner
A Desperate Security Guard
A Hedonistic Magician
A Vindictive Sailor
A Disorganized Astronaut
A Self-conscious Merchant
An Irresponsible Chauffeur
A Serene Butcher
A Paternalistic Scientist
A Balanced Police Officer
An Unfathomable Cheesemaker
A Winning Hunter
An Honest Clown
A Trembling Magistrate
A Cerebral Bodyguard
A Warm Messenger
A Suave Veterinarian
An Uncooperative Plumber
A Shallow Knight
An Admirable Trapper
A Businesslike Sound Technician
An Original Dentist
A Hurt Ninja
A Fatalistic Archer
A Weak-willed Dancer
A Reactionary Taxidermist
A Serene Swimming Coach
An Empathetic Explorer
A Sordid Exotic Dancer
A Noncommittal Sailor
A Cheating Animal Trainer
A Reverential Clerk
A Suspicious Gate-keeper
A Destructive Undertaker
A Forgiving Tax Collector
A Sulky Chauffeur
A Secretive Game Show Host
A Strong-willed Missionary
An Unpatriotic Mercenary
An Irreverent Manager
A Busy Sleuth
An Indecisive Writer
A Conventional Conductor
A Phlegmatic Ambassador
A Disruptive Pirate
A Mannerless Personal Trainer
An Unambitious Executioner
A Sexy Ditch Digger
An Upright Bishop
A Desolate Shop Assistant
A Narrow-minded Shipwright
A Brave Garbage Collector
A Forceful Jockey
A Mechanical Blacksmith
A Panicked Diver
A Well-meaning Artist
A Delicate Animal Trainer
A Self-reliant Court Jester
A Power-hungry Brewer
A Gracious Butcher
A Decadent Cab Driver
A Grief Sleuth
A Daring Beekeeper
A Miserly Miner
A High-minded Minister
A Submissive Broker
A Coarse Rabbi
A Noncompetitive Construction Worker
A Treacherous Bricklayer
An Athletic Reporter
An Earnest Captain
A Winning Antique Dealer
A Boisterous Student
A Questioning Police Officer
A Peaceful Greengrocer
A Sad Exterminator
A Compassionate Librarian
A Subjective Doctor
A Hesitant Criminal
A Complex Builder
A Cantakerous Rabbi
A Disgusting Goatherd
A Snoopy Explorer
A Negativistic Linguist
A Jubilant Weaver
A Secure Optometrist
An Erratic Monk
An Unambitious Botanist
An Arrogant Sleuth
A Vivacious Jeweler
An Appreciative Athlete
An Uninhibited Governor
A Short Chief of Police
A Childish Interrogator
A Barbaric Archaeologist
A Well-meaning Cab Driver
A Meticulous Lighthouse-keeper
A Brave Shop Assistant
A Surprised Undertaker
A Fatalistic Florist
A Dynamic DJ
A Glamorous Guard
A Dejected Marshal
A Criminal Gravedigger
An Adventurous Navigator
A Desolate Explorer
A Superficial Wizard
A Rustic Sailor
A Tormented Personal Trainer
A Fearful Sleuth
A Tense Security Guard
A Stoic Yodeler
A Vacuous Stonecutter
A Noncompetitive Chef
A Scrupulous Tattooist
A Resourceful Yak Herder
An Ordinary Private Detective
A Plodding Photographer
An Unbelieving Reporter
A Demanding Musician
An Eloquent Taxi-driver
A Devoted Veterinarian
An Absentminded Guide
An Easily Discouraged Doctor
A Positive Customs Officer
A Funky Mayor
A Lustful Chemist
A Friendly Chief of Police
A Stupefied Detective
A Fuming Paleontologist
A Pugnacious Marshal
An Energetic Scientist
An Alert Explorer
A Frightened Butcher
An Arbitrary Computer Programmer
A Disciplined Beautician
An Exciting Innkeeper
A Compulsive Editor
An Authoritarian Interpreter
An Emotional Burglar
A Protective Teacher
A Predatory Exotic Dancer
A Poor Oracle
An Impatient Politician
A Forgiving Pirate
A Clumsy Peddlar
A Whimsical Tailor
A Funky Programmer
A Liberated Undertaker
A Young Zookeeper
A Magnanimous Shaman
A Possessive Comedian
A Boisterous Guard
A Presumptuous Trapper
An Airy Hunter
A Methodical Coach
A Hidebound Interpreter
A Moody Police Officer
A Confident Beautician
A Critical Teacher
An Attractive Surgeon
A Spontaneous Real Estate Agent
A Cooperative Evangelist
A Placid Security Guard
A Driven Hypnotist
A Dirty Clown
A Crass Assassin
A Casual Thief
A Studious Athlete
An Honest Astronaut
A Unique Tailor
A Wise Sleuth
A Delighted Wizard
A Sarcastic Inventor
A Thievish Author
A Big-thinking Sheriff
A Criminal Navigator
A Precise Busker
An Aimless Pianist
An Intense Pastor
A Skinny Bishop
An Indecisive Model
A Sensual Animal Trainer
A Disgusting Fashion Designer
A Competitive Bonecarver
A Discourteous Webmaster
A Ravenous Entrepreneur
A Fatalistic Judge
A Callous Sleuth
An Opinionated Teacher
A Disloyal Baker
An Incapable Screenwriter
An Enthusiastic Burglar
A Predictable Court Jester
A Sharing Programmer
A Hesitant Sailor
A Focused Chauffeur
A Lousy Surgeon
A Courageous Priest
An Opportunistic Diver
An Eloquent Cheesemaker
An Apathetic Pawnbroker
A Poor Pianist
A Trustworthy Candlemaker
A Discouraged Entrepreneur
A Casual Hotelier
An Innovative Brewer
A Youthful Banker
A Clean Guru
A Submissive Explorer
A Forceful Waiter
A Certain Baker
An Inoffensive Servant
A Blunt Chief of Police
An Insecure Lifeguard
An Infuriated Silversmith
A Reflective Pianist
A Pleased Pickpocket
A Worried Burglar
An Intense Herbalist
An Inflamed Spy
An Unfathomable Hairdresser
An Anxious Beekeeper
A Tasteful Plumber
A Pure Shepherd
A Lovely Politician
A Shortsighted Chef
A Zany Interrogator
A Melancholic Executioner
A Crazy Florist
A Relaxed Reporter
A Sentimental Pharmacist
A Forgetful Waiter
A Bland Undertaker
A Pathetic Editor
A Distressed Composer
A Ritualistic Guard
A Whimsical Judge
An Opinionated Farmer
An Unbelieving Firefighter
A Disappointed Fishmonger
An Unambitious Busker
A Restless Soldier
A Well-read Hunter
An Elegant Scientist
A Rational Stunt Double
A Satisfied Medic
An Inferior Construction Worker
An Ugly Gondolier
A Despicable Receptionist
A Practical Ornithologist
A Freewheeling Surgeon
A Sweaty Messenger
An Opinionated Nurse
An Impractical Silversmith
A Power-hungry Shaman
A Cautious Court Jester
A Comfortable Physicist
An Unappreciative Hunter
A Mellow DJ
A High-spirited Criminal
An Infuriated Ventriloquist
A Softheaded Clown
A Stiff Herbalist
A Narcissistic Candlemaker
A Modern Mechanic
A Proud Composer
A Grief Drug Dealer
A Stupefied Locksmith
A Cerebral Mathematician
A Persuasive Lumberjack
A Graceless Swimming Coach
A Formal Detective
A Dogmatic Torturer
An Envious Percussionist
A Soft Pirate
An Impudent Saxophonist
A Terrible Drummer
An Unimaginative Carver
An Earnest Cartoonist
An Inflamed Physician
A Scholarly Entrepreneur
A Sordid Jockey
An Excitable Rat Catcher
A Willing Jailer
A Crying Fortune-teller
A Touchy Playwright
A Meddlesome Waiter
A Worked Up Model
An Effeminate Philanthropist
An Enigmatic Torturer
A Plodding Drug Dealer
A Vague Writer
A Perfectionist Archer
A False Saxophonist
A Scheming Diver
A Competitive Fraudster
A Powerless Matador
A Terrified Director
A Self-effacing Terrorist
A Sedentary Sound Technician
A Witty Paleontologist
A Perceptive Hunter
A Graceless Pawnbroker
A Considerate Technician
An Ignorant Hairdresser
A Cooperative Secretary
A Simple Priest
A Useless Model
A Puritanical Teacher
A Repugnant Fortune-teller
A Playful Taxidermist
A Shrewd Private Detective
A Discouraging Detective
A Confident Locksmith
A Cheating Geologist
A Self-critical Cheesemaker
An Inhibited Scientist
An Ambitious Illustrator
A Tasteless Burglar
A Fashionable Spy
A Daring Sheepshearer
A Spirited Greengrocer
A Lifeless Entrepreneur
An Impudent Bartender
A Loving Park Ranger
An Excited Veterinarian
A Crass Author
An Amoral Ditch Digger
A Bold Private Detective
A Brave Chicken Sexer
A Friendly Goatherd
A Treacherous Gravedigger
A Well-rounded Magician
A Mystical Bishop
A Silly Court Jester
A Hypnotic Baker
A Zany Spy
An Empathetic Guru
A Haughty Pirate
A Warm Cook
A Subjective Astronaut
An Agreeable Fortune-teller
A Distressed Dogcatcher
A Possessive Bodyguard
A Hesitant Butler
A Cheating Butcher
A Desolate Game Show Host
A Questioning Athlete
A Smiling Researcher
A Stable Yak Herder
A Confidential Dancer
An Irritable Minister
A Vindictive Cartoonist
A Dignified Trapper
A Reliable Ditch Digger
A Cooperative Police Officer
An Alone Criminal
A Determined Bandit
An Educated Shepherd
A Pleased Veterinarian
An Unfathomable Percussionist
A Questioning Ornithologist
A Fanciful Bank Robber
An Impersonal Hunter
An Excited Archer
A Fanatical Imam
A Sporting Surgeon
A Tolerant Astronaut
An Insensitive Shop Assistant
A Trustworthy Pilot
A Single-minded Chauffeur
An Insightful Linguist
A Friendly Busker
A Self-reliant Butcher
A Sordid Farmer
An Inferior Air Traffic Controller
An Important Sniper
A Trusting Salesperson
A Scholarly Juggler
A Bizarre Gate-keeper
A Confused Saxophonist
A Gloomy Goldsmith
An Airy Guitarist
An Unfathomable Philanthropist
An Unlucky Shepherd
An Emotional Chief of Police
A Purposeful Greengrocer
An Effeminate Watchmaker
A Young Magistrate
A Disloyal Radiologist
A Self-critical Hunter
A Joyous Cartoonist
A Nosy Judge
A Ruined Swordsmith
An Enraged Police Officer
A Puritanical Bureaucrat
A Chummy Dogcatcher
A Liberal Zookeeper
A Discourteous Firefighter
A Willing Servant
A Confused Mathematician
A Guileless Barista
A Cheating Astronaut
A Poor Nanny
A Spirited Air Traffic Controller
A Well-read Detective
A Trusting Chicken Sexer
A Hateful Chemist
A Possessive Zookeeper
A Charismatic Taxidermist
An Opportunistic Thief
A Surprising Builder
A Suspicious Tax Collector
A Political Fisher
A Noncompetitive Teacher
An Intent Printer
An Infatuated Gravedigger
A Charmless Physician
A Muddle-headed Hunter
A Benevolent Rat Catcher
An Independent Bank Robber
A Disgusting Interrogator
An Unhealthy Factory Worker
An Excitable Chief of Police
A Maternal Innkeeper
A Wishful Terrorist
A Wise Pirate
A Private Nurse
A Phlegmatic Tattooist
A Malicious Marshal
A Rigid Barber
A Steely Salesperson
A Fun-loving Scout
A Depressed Ninja
A Cultured Manager
A Blunt Veterinarian
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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