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A Funky Wizard
A Generous Scout
A Negativistic Optometrist
A Stern Hotelier
A Cultured Antique Dealer
A Hardy Zookeeper
A Willful Florist
A Careless Stunt Double
A Discouraging Chief of Police
An Agonizing Sleuth
A Sympathetic Entrepreneur
An Alert Assassin
A Sad Coach
A Warm Athlete
A Guileless Nanny
A High-handed Veterinarian
A Glamorous Publisher
A Pompous Scout
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A Bright Ninja
A Fatalistic Chemist
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A Barbaric Firefighter
A Bland Gladiator
An Enigmatic Surgeon
A Dull Swordsmith
A Hedonistic Hunter
An Envious Matador
A Strong-willed Botanist
A Freewheeling Carpenter
A Lovable Chicken Sexer
A Discreet Jeweler
A Thoughtless Thief
A Dissonant Clockmaker
A Fascinated Architect
A Vulnerable Sailor
A Superstitious Messenger
An Oppressed Dentist
A Dignified Composer
A Shrewd Cab Driver
A Prejudiced Secretary
A Clear-headed Construction Worker
A Brittle DJ
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A Submissive Terrorist
An Ashamed Spelunker
A Tasteless Bandit
An Amused Zookeeper
An Odd Deputy
An Agonizing Cab Driver
A Disorderly Painter
An Honorable Detective
A Persuasive Tattooist
A Brittle Pawnbroker
A Fatalistic Fortune-teller
A Curious Terrorist
A Smiling Playwright
A Rigid Locksmith
A Circumspect Executioner
A Tough Security Guard
A Barbaric Comedian
An Invisible Veterinarian
An Eloquent Goldsmith
A Wronged Teacher
A Scornful Sailor
A Hesitant Navigator
A Morbid Cook
A Weak Clockmaker
A Selfish Scout
A Mature Mechanic
A Steely Burglar
A Playful Blacksmith
A Modest Locksmith
A Freethinking Coroner
A Submissive Mobster
A Sweaty Yodeler
A Resentful Editor
A Weak-willed Photographer
A Crying Pirate
A Dominating Athlete
An Opinionated Hairdresser
A Chummy Swimming Coach
A Regimental Captain
A Paternalistic Thief
A Deceptive Chef
A Meticulous Burglar
A Sensitive Matador
A Young Sleuth
A Mealymouthed Bandit
A Childish Firefighter
A Predatory Waiter
An Unsure Percussionist
A Tense Construction Worker
An Extreme Mayor
A Single-minded Hunter
A Crazy Painter
An Envious Jailer
An Unappreciative Physician
A Detestable Taxidermist
A Reactionary Winemaker
A Dedicated Sniper
A Mealymouthed Nurse
A Proud Trapper
A Demanding Cab Driver
A Short Poet
An Irreverent Boatbuilder
A Profound Builder
A Dissonant Deputy
A Complex Farmer
A Self-sufficent Mathematician
A Pure Beggar
An Escapist Truck Driver
An Organized Missionary
A Liberated Gate-keeper
A Modern Taxi-driver
A Faithless Dentist
A Tormented Electrician
A Presumptuous Baker
A Crazy Astronaut
An Excited Chief of Police
An Aggressive Jeweler
A High-spirited Poet
A Festive Private Detective
A Pained Philanthropist
A Cheating Psychiatrist
A Discouraged Assassin
A Blunt Police Officer
A Receptive Cook
A Conceited Bishop
A Sulky Criminal
A Bored Florist
An Intolerant Matador
A Flexible Thief
An Uneasy Paleontologist
A Grim Factory Worker
A Humble Court Jester
A Dull Gondolier
A Gallant Miner
A Provoked Make-up Artist
A Blissful Librarian
A Doubtful Teacher
An Exciting Accountant
A Gloomy Researcher
A Ravenous Ventriloquist
A Touchy Beggar
An Enigmatic Cartoonist
An Unpleasant Chemist
A Fanciful Actor
A Fanatical Detective
A Hostile Wedding Planner
A Fiery Goatherd
A Passionate Medic
A Rustic Meteorologist
A Gullible Screenwriter
A Frisky Lawyer
A Thankful Salesperson
A Gentle Private Detective
A Superstitious Air Traffic Controller
A Narrow-minded Farmer
A Captivating Make-up Artist
A Dominating Courier
An Invisible Minister
An Assertive Hunter
A Charmless Publisher
A Monstrous Cartoonist
A Hefty Exterminator
An Intuitive Welder
A Nervous Bartender
An Exciting Oracle
An Engrossed Brewer
A Disorderly Guard
A Perfectionist Graphic Artist
A Noncommittal Mortician
A Secretive Farmer
A Ticklish Inventor
A Preoccupied Lifeguard
A Tough Detective
A Steely Tattooist
An Abrasive Chef
A Private Cheesemaker
An Unhappy Personal Trainer
A Nosy Mayor
A Conciliatory Fashion Designer
A Detestable Surgeon
A Tense Coroner
An Affectionate Sniper
A Treacherous Make-up Artist
A Scared Receptionist
A Funny Hotelier
A Charming Weaver
A Depressed Mortician
An Offended Conductor
A Formal Cheesemaker
An Expedient Teacher
A Ravenous Paramedic
A Persuasive Broker
A Deceitful Sheriff
A Fun-loving Physicist
A Disturbing Guru
An Egocentric Drug Dealer
A Nonchalant Fortune-teller
A Liberal Ornithologist
A Worried Tax Collector
A Powerless Merchant
An Anxious Navigator
An Earthy Firefighter
An Honorable Librarian
An Obvious Writer
A Critical Antique Dealer
A Scrupulous Customs Officer
A Peaceful Florist
A Mechanical Psychiatrist
A Melancholic Evangelist
A Repressed Taxi-driver
A Sharing Tailor
A Gloomy Sailor
A Willing Shepherd
A Dry Coroner
An Ecstatic Model
A Cheerful Boatbuilder
An Annoyed Botanist
A Thrilled Terrorist
A Pompous Wizard
An Incapable Politician
An Objective Chef
An Effeminate Salesperson
An Appalled Diplomat
A Gleeful Jailer
A Selfless Rat Catcher
A Disturbing Gondolier
A Sporting Torturer
A Panicked Archaeologist
A Poor DJ
An Eloquent Dancer
An Intrigued Plumber
A Deceitful Astronaut
An Uninhibited Nanny
A High-handed Private Detective
A Careless Marshal
A Rational Beautician
A Passionate Wizard
A Crude Burglar
An Upset Bartender
An Open-minded Sniper
An Enigmatic Manager
An Old-fashioned Navigator
A Logical Rat Catcher
A Magnanimous Gladiator
A Perceptive Referee
An Impersonal Coroner
A Receptive Marine
A Paralyzed Publisher
A Confident Chauffeur
A Stoic Journalist
A Silly Dressmaker
A Distrustful Baker
A Detestable Painter
A Delicate Tattooist
A Lovely Linguist
A Meddlesome Barber
A Guileless Taxidermist
A Modest Teacher
A Devoted Sound Technician
A Strong Cobbler
A Crying Spy
A Neurotic Technician
A Fun-loving Graphic Artist
A Glad Matador
An Extravagant Librarian
An Arbitrary Tailor
An Unstable Shoemaker
A Greedy Butcher
A Perfectionist Drug Dealer
A Hardy Illustrator
A Pugnacious Computer Programmer
A Terrible Governor
An Appalled Pharmacist
An Opportunistic Personal Trainer
A Passive Printer
A Funky Philanthropist
A Devoted Sleuth
A Sexy Beggar
A Callous Messenger
A Principled Spin Doctor
A Stable Drug Dealer
A Reflective Pianist
A Barbaric Taxidermist
An Envious Meteorologist
An Earnest Mercenary
A Fraudulent DJ
A Delighted Bandit
An Objective Beautician
A Tall Torturer
A Profound Programmer
An Alarmed Banker
A Patient Beekeeper
A Personable Captain
A Protective Blacksmith
An Indulgent Goatherd
A Conservative Lifeguard
A Disinterested Nurse
An Egocentric Swordsmith
A Unique Detective
A Disturbing Composer
A Ticklish Priest
A Dishonest Musician
A Paralyzed Pianist
A Deep Customs Officer
A Young Taxidermist
An Impressive Undertaker
An Unlovable Entrepreneur
A Pure Builder
A Mawkish Tattooist
A Curious Marshal
A Caring Choreographer
A Wealthy Engineer
A Businesslike Veterinarian
A Tidy Dictator
A Hardworking Captain
An Intolerant Guru
A Fashionable Lighthouse-keeper
An Expedient Barista
An Antisocial Shaman
An Extreme Impersonator
A Conventional Cameraman
A Sordid Chef
A Blissful Minister
An Objective Singer
A Regimental Drummer
A Playful Private Detective
A Calm Detective
A Strict Paramedic
A Leisurely Actor
An Attractive Florist
A Sweet Chief of Police
A Joyous Psychiatrist
A Disciplined Bartender
An One-dimensional Greengrocer
An Unprincipled Guru
A Complacent Beggar
A Forgetful Scout
A Possessive Linguist
A Driven Butcher
A Crude Percussionist
An Obvious Herbalist
A Daring Veterinarian
An at Ease Photographer
A Distracted Matador
An Unsure Chief of Police
A Paralyzed Referee
A Tall Wizard
A Grim Goatherd
A Debonair Diplomat
A Bland Pilot
An Enraged Yodeler
An Erratic Magician
A Gracious Cab Driver
A Winning Surgeon
An Apathetic Nanny
A Sarcastic Sheepshearer
An Old Mobster
An Uncharitable Fraudster
A Disloyal Private Detective
An Extraordinary Plumber
A Perfectionist Antique Dealer
An Unprincipled Missionary
A Passionate Cheesemaker
A Moralistic Police Officer
An Unrestrained Flight Attendant
A Complacent Bank Robber
A Disruptive Manager
A Steady Captain
A Conscientious Teacher
An Orderly Magistrate
A Ruined Farmer
A Strong-willed Pilot
A Decadent DJ
A Vague Detective
An Unbelieving Fortune-teller
An Excitable Cameraman
An Idiosyncratic Student
A Dissonant Reporter
A Focused Sleuth
A Hearty Peddlar
A Festive Florist
An Egocentric Security Guard
A Solitary Dietician
A Thorough Sniper
A Youthful Chef
An Incensed Mobster
A Calm Captain
A Messy Mortician
A Faithful Swimming Coach
A Nonchalant Yak Herder
An Inferior Dictator
An Insincere Soldier
A Stupid Artist
A Power-hungry Bank Robber
An Overjoyed Librarian
A Punctual Shepherd
A Brutal Cosmonaut
A Frisky Writer
A Tragic Senator
A Dutiful Webmaster
A Clear-headed Ninja
An Unsentimental Record Producer
A Lousy Make-up Artist
An Alone Plumber
A Funky Matador
A Stiff Wedding Planner
A Reverential Tattooist
A Disorganized Explorer
A Serene Sage
A Gullible Beekeeper
A Predatory Dentist
A Clean Shipwright
A Ready Police Officer
A Complaining Conductor
A Scrupulous Archer
An Excited Court Jester
An Offended Truck Driver
A Gentle Firefighter
An Important Chimney-sweep
An Understanding Ditch Digger
A Desperate Sleuth
A Closed off Marine
A Distrustful Coach
A Plodding Mayor
An Indignant Busker
A Foolish Farmer
A Short Chef
A Haughty Mathematician
A Faithless Tattooist
A Lazy Electrician
A Terrified Manicurist
A Jolly Chauffeur
A Discouraging Singer
An Argumentative Nanny
An Inquisitive Dentist
A Responsive Entertainer
A Coarse Watchmaker
A Contemplative Burglar
An Offensive Bureaucrat
An Honest Sailor
A Regretful Baker
A Perceptive Monk
A Treacherous Choreographer
A Sedentary Artist
An Impulsive Lighthouse-keeper
An Antisocial Ditch Digger
An Irreverent Guard
A Thievish Dietician
A Thoughtless Private Detective
A Criminal Lawyer
A Lost Principal
An Educated Librarian
A Subjective Entrepreneur
A Sweaty Monk
A Self-sufficent Zookeeper
A Big-thinking Chauffeur
A Faithless Flight Attendant
An Angry Salesperson
A Dissatisfied Herbalist
An Encouraged Journalist
A Helpless Swimmer
An Original Blacksmith
A Guileless Silversmith
A Worked Up Stunt Double
A Scornful Farmer
An Efficient Detective
A Stiff Gladiator
A Perplexed Shepherd
A Maternal Entertainer
A Realistic Chief of Police
A Spontaneous Ventriloquist
A Wary Librarian
A Circumspect Pirate
A Flamboyant Pilot
An Extravagant Baker
An Artificial Surgeon
An Appreciative Truck Driver
An Unambitious Model
A Quaking Wizard
A Strong Gravedigger
A Complaining Beautician
A Phlegmatic Drug Dealer
A Nonchalant Sheriff
A Dejected Bandit
A Trembling Captain
A Strong-willed Guard
A Leisurely Percussionist
A Brutal Scientist
An Independent Dictator
A Faithful Trapper
An Injured Sailor
A Completely Normal Conductor
A Dreamy Bank Robber
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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