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An Insensitive Knight
A Dependent Farmer
A Naive Nurse
An One-dimensional Bandit
A Narrow-minded Meteorologist
An Amiable Courier
A Callous Pilot
An Obsessive Clown
A Festive Composer
A Comfortable Matador
A Strong-willed Shaman
A Resourceful Psychiatrist
A Dry Fortune-teller
A Well-meaning Programmer
An Old Printer
An Incensed Chemist
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A Relaxed Swineherd
A Cowardly Air Traffic Controller
An Amoral Terrorist
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A Personable Boatbuilder
An Honest Merchant
A Troublesome Watchmaker
A Sophisticated Cab Driver
An Arrogant Explorer
A Scheming Percussionist
A Depressed Exotic Dancer
An Abrupt Radiologist
A Disruptive Nanny
A Cruel Exterminator
A Kind Choreographer
A Leisurely Juggler
A Disillusioned Knight
An Original Professor
An Unappreciative Rat Catcher
A Ticklish Guitarist
A Noncompetitive Air Traffic Controller
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A Greedy Chicken Sexer
A Cynical Dancer
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A Curious Burglar
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A Solitary Composer
A Spontaneous Photographer
A Tormented Dogcatcher
A Sulky Yodeler
A Cantakerous Police Officer
A Power-hungry Rat Catcher
A Bitter Fisher
A Hateful Hunter
A Gracious Marshal
An Experimental Lifeguard
A Thorough Shepherd
A Mechanical Beggar
An Intuitive Innkeeper
A Mannerless Playwright
An Authoritarian Pirate
A Familial Private Detective
A Charismatic Matador
A Bright Sound Technician
A Mystical Juggler
A Conciliatory Dancer
A Loving Social Worker
An Important Botanist
A Big-thinking Interrogator
A Single-minded Builder
A Timid Athlete
An Eager Watchmaker
A Logical Musician
A Provoked Firefighter
A Closed off Truck Driver
A Hostile Poet
A Strong-willed Programmer
A Solitary Lawyer
A Reverential Assassin
A Crazy Chief of Police
A Questioning Shipwright
A Businesslike Lifeguard
A Serene Record Producer
A Cantakerous Conductor
An Outspoken Game Show Host
A Greedy Athlete
A Tasteless Tattooist
A Possessive Zookeeper
An Important DJ
An Angry Sailor
A Physical Customs Officer
A Confident Referee
An Expedient Jailer
A Happy Choreographer
A Lucky Bodyguard
A Cowardly Gladiator
A Childish Pianist
A Negativistic Model
A Devious Butler
A Strong Entertainer
A Closed off Composer
An Articulate Plumber
A Procrastinating Manager
A Personable Sheriff
A Creative Diplomat
A Serene Translator
A Deep Nanny
An Idealistic Coach
A Tall Lumberjack
An Irrational Sleuth
A Frugal Butler
A Fanatical Private Detective
An Eager Exotic Dancer
An Impudent Truck Driver
An Unimaginative Diver
An Understanding Poet
A Hidebound Librarian
An Obvious Messenger
A Bewildered Electrician
An Amiable Rat Catcher
An Extraordinary Mortician
A Provocative Lawyer
An Uncaring Bishop
A Messy Jockey
An Innovative Sheepshearer
A Decisive Deputy
A Worked Up Researcher
A Hypnotic Detective
A Perplexed Computer Programmer
A Captivating Hairdresser
A Miserable Wedding Planner
A Secretive Dressmaker
A Brave Exotic Dancer
A Colorful Technician
A Frisky Butcher
A Conventional Beekeeper
An Infatuated Photographer
A Precise Sniper
An Argumentative Gravedigger
A Thankful Game Show Host
A Contemptible Painter
A Moody Monk
An Uncertain Busker
A Glamorous Gate-keeper
A Sedentary Dressmaker
A Vacuous Paleontologist
A Wronged Assassin
A Scared Ninja
An Unhappy Greengrocer
A Regretful Guru
A Difficult Composer
A Nosy Researcher
An Amoral Gravedigger
An Airy Pickpocket
An Enigmatic Blacksmith
A Dutiful Winemaker
A Touchy Computer Programmer
A Clever Goatherd
A Regimental Saxophonist
A Charismatic Captain
A Sociable Detective
A Blissful Poet
An Elegant Comedian
A Stubborn Clerk
A Caring Herbalist
A Logical Wizard
A Disappointed Mechanic
A Trendy Meteorologist
A Morbid Mason
An Articulate Carpenter
A Complacent Journalist
A Distracted Stunt Double
A Frugal Goatherd
A Friendly Teacher
An Incensed Air Traffic Controller
An Apathetic Hypnotist
A Popular Governor
A Lovable Bishop
A Simple Cook
An Argumentative Actor
An Impatient Student
A Practical Security Guard
A Terrified DJ
A Possessive Doctor
A Reflective Blacksmith
A Hedonistic Assassin
A Grand Fortune-teller
A Despicable Herald
A Trendy Beggar
A Quirky Waiter
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A Mistaken Engineer
A Restrained Bodyguard
A Vacuous Composer
A Casual Hotelier
A Reassured Magician
A Studious Missionary
A Quiet Sound Technician
A Daring Carpenter
A Charming Webmaster
A Warm Hunter
A Completely Normal Fortune-teller
A Wealthy Mortician
A Well-meaning Manicurist
A Self-reliant Physicist
An Inoffensive Shepherd
A Muddle-headed Zookeeper
A Placid Sniper
A Dissatisfied Ditch Digger
An Uncertain Criminal
A Genuine Gladiator
A Hesitant Drug Dealer
A Nosy Radiologist
A Leisurely Scientist
A Pedantic Playwright
An Artful Marshal
A Hardworking Impersonator
An Attractive Mercenary
A Personable Guitarist
A Repressed Governor
An Extraordinary Singer
A Tasteless Historian
An Inquisitive Psychiatrist
A Repentant Barber
An Impudent Sheriff
An Efficient Coach
An Opportunistic Biologist
A Benevolent Meteorologist
An Unsentimental Zookeeper
A Sweaty Architect
An Outspoken Pawnbroker
A Crude Garbage Collector
A Serious Programmer
An Enthusiastic Entrepreneur
A Painstaking Bartender
A Mealymouthed Electrician
A Freewheeling Researcher
A Paranoid Publisher
A Superstitious Actor
A Devious Geologist
An One-dimensional Model
A Tormented DJ
An Indecisive Rat Catcher
An Unfriendly Gladiator
A Passive Air Traffic Controller
A Useless Dietician
A Generous Lawyer
A Brutal Mason
An Obnoxious Juggler
A Hateful Winemaker
A Scheming Innkeeper
A Stern Wizard
A Provocative Real Estate Agent
A Creative Engineer
A Money-minded Reporter
A Captivating Artist
An Athletic Miner
A Discouraging Shop Assistant
A Unique Clerk
A Whimsical Carver
An Empathetic Terrorist
A Dependent Actor
A Contemptible Baker
A Lustful Bank Robber
A Sulky Magician
A Faithless Tailor
An Inert Model
A Clear-headed Composer
A Cruel Private Detective
A Forceful Shipwright
A Sly Cab Driver
A Realistic Hairdresser
An Excitable Botanist
A Quiet Dentist
A Sordid Beggar
A Scholarly Detective
A Fuming Wedding Planner
An Attractive Cheesemaker
An Unrestrained Minister
A Passionate Veterinarian
A Nonchalant Florist
An Outspoken Burglar
A Procrastinating Police Officer
A Bizarre Messenger
A Trendy Hotelier
A Moralistic Model
A Calm Sound Technician
A Reverential DJ
An Organized Firefighter
A Debonair Teacher
A Superstitious Bank Robber
An Effeminate Antique Dealer
An Incapable Poet
A Sedentary Archaeologist
A Restrained Dictator
A Sober Thief
A Mannerless Hunter
An Outrageous Hotelier
A Lovely Factory Worker
An Articulate Bricklayer
A Peaceful Fisher
A Ritualistic Police Officer
An Overjoyed Professor
A Flexible Editor
A Disconcerting Innkeeper
A Wary Scout
A Gentle Air Traffic Controller
A Solitary Security Guard
A Narrow-minded Sound Technician
A Puritanical Lawyer
A Shortsighted Hypnotist
A Fuming Teacher
A Chummy Ventriloquist
An Unfathomable Salesperson
A Difficult Author
A Quaking Astronaut
A Sly Monk
An Inferior Bank Robber
A Victimized Coach
A Strong-willed Beautician
A Witty Innkeeper
An Arrogant Dressmaker
A Mawkish Chauffeur
A Troublesome Tax Collector
A Mechanical Matador
An Uncertain Athlete
A Noncommittal Cartoonist
A Rowdy Meteorologist
An Indignant Teacher
A Thoughtless Beggar
A Sad Priest
A Gullible Governor
A Morbid Firefighter
An Indecisive Hunter
A Slow Butcher
An Insecure Security Guard
A Gleeful Percussionist
A Stern Interrogator
A Lovely Guru
A Hostile Entrepreneur
A Freewheeling Veterinarian
An Unpatriotic Exterminator
An Impressive Broker
An One-dimensional Drug Dealer
A Mechanical Dentist
An Honorable Librarian
A Brilliant Meteorologist
A Loving Juggler
An Idiosyncratic Barista
A Self-reliant Interpreter
An Oppressed Firefighter
A Dissonant Yak Herder
A Superficial Pirate
A Moralistic Farmer
A Sensual Courier
A Realistic Interrogator
A Worked Up Librarian
A Surprising Lawyer
A Jubilant Criminal
A Tough Zookeeper
A Weary Editor
A Haughty Journalist
An Admirable Jockey
A Flamboyant Singer
A Dejected Baker
An Odd Teacher
An Opportunistic Hypnotist
An Overjoyed Judge
A Discreet Fraudster
A Frightened Messenger
A Repugnant Wizard
An Inferior Gravedigger
An Experimental Monk
A Dignified Secretary
A Sanctimonious Mayor
A Maternal Shipwright
A Cheating Clown
A Reserved Goatherd
A Crying Jockey
A Brave Drug Dealer
A Gallant Park Ranger
A Disorderly Barista
An Unpatriotic Mercenary
A Conscientious Cab Driver
A Dependent Cartoonist
A Skinny Bricklayer
A Healthy Engineer
A Winning Salesperson
A Lovely Chef
A Young Guard
A Heartbroken Principal
A Stable Marshal
A Ticklish Drummer
A Jubilant Referee
An Anxious Messenger
A Patient Singer
A Hearty Impersonator
An Unhealthy Artist
A Healthy Real Estate Agent
An Unappreciative Shop Assistant
An Excitable Sleuth
A Tenacious Pirate
A Sordid Hunter
An Egocentric Police Officer
A Willful Thief
A Dry Executioner
A Submissive Criminal
A Discreet Beggar
A Subjective Chef
An Easy Manager
A Repentant Swordsmith
A Dogmatic Factory Worker
A Meticulous Dogcatcher
A Glamorous Diplomat
A Political Barber
A Religious Pastor
A Vindictive Taxi-driver
A Reactive Editor
A Timid Security Guard
An Indifferent Private Detective
A Sociable Captain
An Insincere Innkeeper
A Poor Peddlar
A Sloppy Waiter
A Secretive Tailor
A Malicious DJ
A Considerate Mobster
An Invulnerable Illustrator
An Absentminded Jeweler
A Ticklish Dictator
An Ugly Beautician
A Muddle-headed Navigator
A Vulnerable Marine
A Protective Construction Worker
A Neutral Hairdresser
A Scholarly Clown
An Enthusiastic Messenger
A Softheaded Veterinarian
A Grieved Pastor
A Sharing Shoemaker
An Independent Tax Collector
A Solemn Illustrator
A Dreamy Scientist
A Weird Fashion Designer
A Childish Blacksmith
A Disgusting Marshal
An Insincere Chef
An Absentminded Cook
A Pure Sheriff
A Generous Knight
An Airy Assassin
An Organized Fraudster
An Easy Scout
A Ridiculous Engineer
A Hard Working Cartoonist
A Treacherous Tailor
A Young Lawyer
A Charmless Stunt Double
A Bland Pickpocket
An Enervated Florist
An Unhealthy Flight Attendant
A Presumptuous Explorer
A Casual Mason
A Sympathetic Photographer
A Terrified Fashion Designer
A Skinny Paramedic
A Lucky Private Detective
An Intent Mobster
A Smiling Chicken Sexer
A Selfish Courier
A Quirky Lumberjack
A Hearty Janitor
A Crafty Composer
A Tenacious Spelunker
A Disorganized Receptionist
A Ticklish Matador
A Disloyal Artist
A Dominating Student
A Lost Blacksmith
An Old-fashioned Saxophonist
A Humble Bank Robber
A Nonchalant Interrogator
An Overimaginative Explorer
An Engrossed Pilot
A Proud Beautician
An Inhibited Zookeeper
A Puritanical Poet
A Superstitious Chauffeur
A Clear-headed Paleontologist
A Thoughtless Lawyer
A Noncommittal Sleuth
A Caring Conductor
A Brutal Interior Designer
A Faithful Animal Trainer
A Neurotic Archer
A High-handed Janitor
A Rejected Terrorist
A Repressed Florist
A Hedonistic Hairdresser
A Secure Shepherd
A Reserved Monk
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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