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A Tortured Winemaker
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A Modern Artist
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A Trembling Ornithologist
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A Stubborn Lawyer
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A Disorderly Florist
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A Questioning Clerk
An Unhealthy Winemaker
A Coarse Archer
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An Objective Minister
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An Educated Torturer
An Elegant Waiter
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An Enraged Bonecarver
An Antisocial Coroner
A Jolly Artist
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