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A Persuasive Journalist
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A Paralyzed Lawyer
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A Loyal Gate-keeper
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A Relaxed Governor
A Tender Surgeon
A Freethinking Waiter
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A Formal Shepherd
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An Amazing Barber
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A Nihilistic Hunter
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A Joyous Botanist
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A Comfortable Publisher
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A Political Merchant
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An Abrupt Ornithologist
A Decadent Chemist
A Helpless Paramedic
An Adventurous Artist
An Indignant Make-up Artist
A Weak-willed Burglar
A Liberated Bandit
A Noncompetitive Assassin
A Sporting Servant
A Sly Sniper
A Moody Pharmacist
An Unpleasant Carver
A Charming Dentist
A Sober Diplomat
A Lucky Torturer
A Conciliatory Radiologist
A Lousy Chef
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An Appalled Mathematician
A Tidy Court Jester
An Engrossed Taxi-driver
A Romantic Archer
An Invisible Bricklayer
An Incensed Sheriff
A Disciplined Captain
An Intent Wedding Planner
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A Disorganized Chief of Police
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A Liberal Blacksmith
An Upright Barista
A Cynical Undertaker
An Appreciative Banker
A Delicate Coroner
A Loving Hairdresser
An Apathetic Mayor
An Alienated Magician
An Abrupt Terrorist
An Earthy Ditch Digger
An Efficient Zookeeper
An at Ease Bureaucrat
A Reassured Chimney-sweep
A Cantakerous Pharmacist
An Intelligent Sculptor
A Barbaric Personal Trainer
A Neurotic Swimmer
A Sarcastic Mobster
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A Hardy Herald
A Skeptical Greengrocer
A Meddlesome Guard
A Clear-headed Mortician
An Arbitrary Philanthropist
A Cute Writer
A Crafty Marshal
An Articulate Guitarist
A Thoughtless Drug Dealer
An Aggressive Gladiator
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A Tense Barista
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A Power-hungry Medic
A Steadfast Magician
An Uncaring Pickpocket
A Solitary Comedian
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A Mechanical Explorer
An at Ease Photographer
A Vindictive Doctor
A Critical DJ
A Prim Surgeon
An Anxious Inventor
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A Frivolous Entertainer
A Hedonistic Screenwriter
A Clumsy Brewer
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A Dominating Antique Dealer
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A Greedy Hunter
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A Troublesome Taxidermist
An Empathetic Dictator
A Plodding Clown
A Physical Hairdresser
A Painstaking Teacher
An Agreeable Gladiator
A Generous Sage
A Puritanical Coach
An Argumentative Surgeon
A Punctual Yak Herder
A Sweet Drug Dealer
A Well-read Florist
A Shortsighted Radiologist
An Adventurous Sheriff
An Enraged Chef
An Important Interrogator
A Terrified Physicist
A Noncompetitive Undertaker
A Forgetful Spin Doctor
A Prejudiced Tailor
A Winning Janitor
An Uncharitable Magician
A Meddlesome Chemist
A Sedentary Executioner
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A Cross Professor
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An One-dimensional Air Traffic Controller
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An Impatient Assassin
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A Charming Paramedic
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A Balanced Spy
An Infuriated Imam
A Helpless Drug Dealer
An Unimaginative Lawyer
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A Big-thinking Interrogator
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A Cooperative Student
A Nervous Musician
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A Possessive Astronaut
A Transparent Cook
A Timid Botanist
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A Vague Chef
A Stoic Game Show Host
A Fearful Psychiatrist
A Moralistic Coach
An Honorable Missionary
A Money-minded Captain
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A Skinny Busker
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A Quiet Guard
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A Reactive Composer
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An Uncooperative Shepherd
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A Studious Actor
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An Injured Wizard
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An Odd Chauffeur
A Barbaric Pickpocket
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A Shaky Florist
A Heartbroken Oracle
A Respectful Gardener
A Spirited Dictator
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An Unfriendly Barista
A Phlegmatic Florist
A Determined Tailor
An Artificial Burglar
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A Complaining Mortician
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A Concerned Barber
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An Unpredicatable Director
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A Political Broker
A Thorough Pharmacist
An Elated Translator
A Forceful Miner
A Lazy Sniper
An Insecure Gravedigger
A Keen Singer
A Good-natured Herald
A Jolly Shepherd
An Admirable Botanist
A Discreet Philanthropist
An Orderly Florist
A Conservative Ornithologist
A Patriotic Sheepshearer
A Benevolent Ditch Digger
An Incensed Impersonator
An Inspired Yak Herder
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A Forceful Shaman
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An Affectionate Mason
A Stoic Mobster
A Forthright Teacher
A Good-natured Marine
A Dramatic Hypnotist
A Thoughtless Magician
A Sharing Beggar
An Expedient Wedding Planner
An Abrasive Gravedigger
A Reactionary Surgeon
An Impressionable Hunter
A Humble Senator
A Resourceful Make-up Artist
An Indignant Burglar
A Hateful Chef
A Hurried Taxi-driver
A Spontaneous Construction Worker
A Dramatic Ambassador
A Childish Dentist
A Sure Imam
A Frightening Gondolier
An Understanding Bodyguard
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A Purposeful Watchmaker
An Uncooperative Private Detective
A Shallow Court Jester
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An Engrossed Farmer
A Disciplined Ninja
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A Serious Hunter
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A Calm Social Worker
A Fun-loving Manicurist
An Inferior Drummer
An Admirable Graphic Artist
An Incensed Rabbi
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A Disloyal Paleontologist
A Paralyzed Cheesemaker
An Affectionate Astronaut
A Hidebound Security Guard
A Gentle Physician
An Irreverent Undertaker
A Realistic Bartender
A Silly Sniper
A Physical Bureaucrat
A Ready Taxi-driver
A Soft Social Worker
A Faithful Chief of Police
A Fashionable Crook
A Plodding Detective
A Slow Screenwriter
A Tearful Engineer
A False Entrepreneur
A Steely Assassin
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A Jubilant Librarian
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A Driven Criminal
A Responsive Scout
A Sure Gondolier
A Weak-willed Drug Dealer
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An Opportunistic Soldier
A Bizarre Swimming Coach
An Egocentric Juggler
An Imaginative Factory Worker
A Mannerless Architect
An Intrigued Court Jester
A Well-meaning Biologist
A Realistic Tailor
A Bland Gravedigger
A Devoted Hairdresser
A High-spirited Veterinarian
A Pretentious Police Officer
A Fun-loving Surgeon
A Terrified Guitarist
A Glamorous Wizard
An Appalled Chauffeur
A Tough Truck Driver
An Unpatriotic Professor
A Considerate Air Traffic Controller
A Captivating Peddlar
A Tender Astronaut
A Distressed Chief of Police
A Wonderful Make-up Artist
A Trembling Artist
A Restless Technician
A Fickle Assassin
A Wise Tax Collector
A Hard Working Thief
A Content Playwright
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An Impressive Cobbler
A Sordid Merchant
A Practical Painter
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A Tragic Impersonator
A Secure Drummer
A Ridiculous Shepherd
A Responsive Manager
An Incorruptible Shipwright
A Desolate Photographer
An Elegant Archer
A Decent Florist
A Logical Beggar
A Pleased Bank Robber
A Disgusting Swordsmith
An Unhappy Tailor
An Absentminded Watchmaker
An Effeminate Carver
An Uncomplaining Detective
A Quiet Taxi-driver
A Ravenous Bandit
An Inflamed Chief of Police
An Insecure Hunter
A Realistic Cartoonist
An Indifferent Candlemaker
A Dissonant Sage
A Regretful Animal Trainer
A Confused Silversmith
A Stable Mason
A Kind Sniper
An Ignorant Engineer
A Forceful Police Officer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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