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A Critical Security Guard
A Strong-willed Principal
A Wise Cameraman
A Patriotic Crook
A Troublesome Fortune-teller
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A Stoic Shepherd
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A Unique Translator
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A Quiet Magician
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A Wronged Truck Driver
A Healthy Chauffeur
A Prim Nurse
An Unhealthy Priest
An Injured Deputy
A Strict Spy
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An Old Dietician
A Threatened Goldsmith
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A Discontented Trapper
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An Arrogant Chauffeur
A Noncompetitive Barista
An Orderly Bricklayer
An Insightful Guitarist
A Vacuous Tax Collector
A Frightening Spy
A Good-natured Gravedigger
A Shallow Butcher
A Sensitive Jockey
A Clumsy Entertainer
A Pained Social Worker
A Bewildered Burglar
An One-dimensional Soldier
An Uncaring Painter
A Depressed Politician
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An Annoyed Ninja
An Elegant Professor
A Sociable Scientist
A Hesitant Yodeler
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A Sophisticated Poet
A Good-natured Hunter
A Grieved Principal
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A Presumptuous Mason
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A Progressive Dentist
A Noncompetitive Architect
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A Beautiful Trapper
A Daring Construction Worker
A Ritualistic Fishmonger
A Mellow Technician
A Neutral Percussionist
A Prim Sheepshearer
A Positive Plumber
A Disillusioned Hunter
An Invulnerable Beautician
A Scholarly Architect
A Gloomy Model
A Pugnacious Sniper
An Impressionable Scout
A Dismayed Spin Doctor
A Personable Carver
A Crying Taxi-driver
A Deceptive Gondolier
An Attractive Record Producer
An Enervated Writer
A Neurotic Social Worker
An Organized Taxidermist
A Frightening Salesperson
A Silly Criminal
A Preoccupied Tailor
An Infuriated DJ
A Sensitive Bank Robber
An Amazed Clockmaker
An Obvious Nanny
An Unfathomable Spin Doctor
A Glamorous Goldsmith
A Solemn Magician
An Erratic Bonecarver
An Athletic Police Officer
A Kind Taxi-driver
A Troublesome Teacher
A Short Boatbuilder
A Dramatic Navigator
A Timid Coach
A Morbid Meteorologist
An Uncaring Guard
An Unhealthy Bank Robber
A Merry Bartender
A Reactionary Bishop
A Patriotic Spy
An Obnoxious Paramedic
A Reflective Clown
A Frustrated Playwright
A Fanatical Detective
A Fuming Archer
An Impractical Composer
A Lucky Sailor
A False Bank Robber
A Difficult Merchant
A Weak Mayor
An Idiosyncratic Ventriloquist
A Noncommittal Baker
A Trusting Percussionist
A High-minded Sniper
A Ticklish Drug Dealer
A Steely Comedian
A Callous Poet
A Desolate Make-up Artist
An Extreme Sculptor
A Distrustful Spin Doctor
A Disgusting Lighthouse-keeper
A Disciplined Optometrist
A Sedentary Zookeeper
A Responsive Herald
A Stern Waiter
An Amused Coroner
An Excitable Detective
A Disrespectful Personal Trainer
A Protective Physicist
A Disorderly Wedding Planner
An Objective Model
A Fawning Interrogator
A Brilliant Dancer
An Irresponsible Ventriloquist
A Hypnotic Mobster
A Prudent Bodyguard
A Dedicated Security Guard
A Dismayed Cook
A Physical Teacher
An Ambitious Musician
A Romantic Sniper
A Scholarly Senator
A False Guitarist
An Unhappy Hairdresser
An Impatient Monk
An Objective Torturer
A Cooperative Detective
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A Secure Spin Doctor
A Brave Doctor
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A Stoic Cobbler
A Charismatic Author
A Provocative Beggar
An Excited Burglar
A Graceless Goatherd
A Benevolent Captain
A Loving Detective
A Blunt Cheesemaker
A Dominating Janitor
A Plodding Minister
An Argumentative Tailor
A Serious Lawyer
A Self-reliant Spy
An Objective Servant
A Modern Taxidermist
A Disorderly Police Officer
A Nosy Dressmaker
A Nervous Governor
A Faithful Clown
A Solemn Rabbi
A Disturbing Detective
An Understanding Criminal
An Intense Pickpocket
A Thrilled Messenger
A Demanding Wedding Planner
A Thievish Trapper
A Weary Paramedic
A Reserved Pilot
A Discouraging Mason
An Alone Archer
A Dreamy Navigator
An Enigmatic Dietician
A Pedantic Matador
A Sentimental Busker
A Perverse Factory Worker
An Imaginative Cartoonist
A Pleased Sage
A Balanced Mayor
A Studious Singer
An Inert Record Producer
A Touchy Tattooist
A Peaceful Sniper
A Rowdy Tailor
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A Rustic Tax Collector
A Respectful Entertainer
An Obnoxious Torturer
A Stubborn Shepherd
An Egocentric Coach
A Crass Hypnotist
An Inflamed Fraudster
A Bright Astronaut
An Elegant Surgeon
A Frightened Interrogator
A Solitary Servant
A Folksy Dancer
A Woeful Musician
A Deceptive Plumber
An Objective Police Officer
A Paranoid Dogcatcher
A Hateful Courier
A Frustrated Pirate
A Dissonant Hunter
An Egocentric Yak Herder
An Uncharitable Burglar
A Distrustful Sailor
A Disillusioned Imam
A Dismayed Dancer
An Antisocial Sleuth
An Infuriated Matador
A Powerless Photographer
A Casual Fashion Designer
A High-minded Criminal
A Thankful Animal Trainer
A Coarse Judge
An Inconsiderate Navigator
A Considerate Social Worker
An Intelligent Knight
A Dominating Ventriloquist
A Wronged Cosmonaut
A Passive Painter
An Inoffensive Drug Dealer
A Predictable Wizard
A Guileless Dentist
A Lifeless Programmer
A Panicked Criminal
A Destructive Crook
A Power-hungry Chicken Sexer
An Efficient Bank Robber
A Greedy Percussionist
A Self-critical Tattooist
A Cute Ditch Digger
A Well-meaning Minister
A Delighted Farmer
An at Ease Game Show Host
A Dedicated Courier
A Critical Bonecarver
An Ashamed Missionary
An Eloquent Ninja
A Fun-loving Taxidermist
An Erratic Barber
A Liberal Paramedic
A Quiet Musician
A Terrified Carpenter
A Nosy Taxi-driver
A Surprising Shaman
A Decadent Scientist
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A Realistic Dogcatcher
An Embarrassed Governor
A Neat Writer
A Monstrous Real Estate Agent
A Hearty Police Officer
An Amusing Beggar
A Delighted Bishop
A Principled Astronaut
A Restrained Interpreter
A Critical Exterminator
A Sociable Student
A Discouraged Fisher
A Cross Farmer
A Noncommittal Herald
An Idealistic Yak Herder
An Annoyed Artist
A Threatened Minister
An Orderly Chef
An Easy Private Detective
A Handsome Gladiator
A Solitary Mechanic
An Enervated Butler
A Paralyzed Bandit
A Weary Dictator
A Fixed Gravedigger
A Desperate Archer
A Frisky Beautician
A Cerebral Sheriff
A Trusting Court Jester
A Lying Jockey
An Understanding Cameraman
A Restrained Criminal
A Reassured Cheesemaker
A Neglectful Innkeeper
A Stable Playwright
A Troublesome Pilot
A Short Shepherd
A Weak Customs Officer
An Unsentimental Lifeguard
An Overimaginative Boatbuilder
A Maternal Astronaut
A Morbid Locksmith
A Wealthy Model
An Opinionated Court Jester
An Enraged Composer
A Funky Sage
A Cantakerous Scout
An Enthusiastic Criminal
An Invulnerable Mechanic
A Superficial Garbage Collector
A False Fashion Designer
A Keen Singer
A Weak DJ
A Practical Barber
A Vacuous Technician
A Casual Actor
A Sarcastic Antique Dealer
A Cute Construction Worker
An Indignant Factory Worker
A Sordid Shaman
A Forthright Nurse
A Willing Judge
A Disorderly Hunter
A Meddlesome Garbage Collector
A Solemn Magistrate
A Patient Boatbuilder
A Glad Philanthropist
A Keen Wizard
A Desperate Captain
A Pessimistic Ventriloquist
A Frivolous Firefighter
A Strong Gladiator
A Disgusting Teacher
A Superficial Veterinarian
An Abrupt Archer
An Infatuated Pilot
A Perverse Court Jester
An Agonized Taxidermist
A Soft Geologist
A Dull Computer Programmer
An Unfriendly Peddlar
An Adventurous Doctor
A Conscientious Bandit
A Jubilant Linguist
A Cultured Matador
A Young Mason
An Uncooperative Exterminator
A Confused Monk
A High-spirited Interpreter
A Handsome Game Show Host
A Serious Biologist
A Faithless Botanist
A Punctual Navigator
An Indecisive Peddlar
A Suave Wizard
An Uncertain Reporter
An Aggressive Doctor
A Decent Pastor
A Ritualistic Ornithologist
A Smiling Cartoonist
A Beautiful Historian
A Festive Beautician
An Impressionable Police Officer
A Demanding Miner
An Unstable Plumber
A Serene Hairdresser
A Messy Sleuth
A Repugnant Juggler
An Inert Sheriff
A Clumsy Chemist
An Inhibited Veterinarian
A Vulnerable Barber
An Inflamed Silversmith
An Outspoken Ambassador
A Balanced Ninja
A Rowdy Mobster
A Well-meaning Shipwright
An Insightful Graphic Artist
A Lonely Model
A Hefty Janitor
A Forthright Security Guard
An Invulnerable Spy
A Superficial Paleontologist
A Submissive Priest
An Alarmed Cheesemaker
A Busy Sheriff
A Fearful Drummer
An Impressive Firefighter
A Gallant Cartoonist
An Unhealthy Hunter
An Orderly Chief of Police
A Lost Electrician
A Disgusting Referee
A Malicious Goatherd
A Crafty Courier
A Brittle Paramedic
An Agreeable Blacksmith
A Cantakerous Singer
A Dismayed Miner
A Boisterous Architect
A Power-hungry Crook
A Steady Thief
A Responsible Hairdresser
A Playful Geologist
A Forceful Executioner
A Deceitful Impersonator
An Insensitive Hunter
An Insecure Ambassador
A Shy Mathematician
A Tragic Spy
A Fixed Principal
A Pompous Spin Doctor
A Stupefied Herald
A Bitter Dogcatcher
An Open-minded Yak Herder
A Confused Cartoonist
A Mannered Medic
A Heroic Mobster
A Grand Boatbuilder
A Cruel Social Worker
An Amazing Guard
A Cautious Shaman
A Phlegmatic Editor
A Submissive Rat Catcher
An Appreciative Playwright
A Sure Interior Designer
A Difficult Waiter
A Merry Reporter
A Freethinking Interpreter
A Sensitive Zookeeper
A Muddle-headed Composer
A Considerate Optometrist
A Gloomy Game Show Host
A Modest Matador
A Complacent Photographer
A Lousy Priest
A Grieved Courier
A Neglectful Doctor
A Handsome Taxidermist
A Happy Writer
An Articulate Guard
An Inflamed Goldsmith
A Passionate Banker
A Scared Chief of Police
A Hefty Philanthropist
An Apathetic Missionary
A Decisive Interpreter
A Spontaneous Magician
A Woeful Dogcatcher
An Indignant Judge
A Thievish Graphic Artist
A Monstrous Thief
A Cooperative Spin Doctor
A Hostile Wizard
A Political Scout
A Jubilant Bartender
A Completely Normal Gravedigger
A Conceited Astronaut
A Dignified Miner
A Painstaking Pickpocket
A Bright Violinist
A Tasteless Priest
A Childish Dictator
An Important Impersonator
A Hurt Imam
A Self-effacing Professor
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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