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Random Occupation+trait (x 500)
A Casual Torturer
An Empty Mercenary
A Thankful Air Traffic Controller
A Scrupulous Assassin
A Maternal Detective
A Mature Barber
An Experimental Gate-keeper
An Eloquent Hairdresser
A Sordid Meteorologist
A Worried Architect
A Money-minded Beautician
A Useless Marine
A Mistaken Bonecarver
A Stupid Record Producer
A Woeful Veterinarian
A Sore Priest
An Optimistic Entrepreneur
A Wealthy Cobbler
A Sweet Spy
A Superstitious Clown
A Concerned Historian
A Disobedient Receptionist
An Overjoyed Burglar
A Maternal Politician
A Timid Shepherd
A Secretive Painter
A Predictable Broker
A Forgiving Butcher
A Neurotic Archaeologist
An Impulsive Waiter
A Neglectful Entertainer
A Morbid Gladiator
A Dejected Stonecutter
A Gracious Bodyguard
A Respectful Poet
A Rigid DJ
A Cooperative Historian
A Contemptible Inventor
A Trendy Manager
A Distrustful Actor
A Skinny Gravedigger
A Casual Printer
A Contemplative Chemist
A Weak Clerk
A Malicious Dancer
An Honorable Undertaker
A Keen Guru
A Dynamic Diver
A Mannerless Publisher
A Thievish Chauffeur
A Mistaken Astronaut
An Alienated Technician
A Personable Archaeologist
A Calculating Dentist
A Heartbroken Actor
A Generous Choreographer
A Presumptuous Sleuth
An Appreciative Garbage Collector
A Regimental Referee
A Single-minded Yak Herder
A Perceptive Pharmacist
A Concerned Weaver
An Amazing Taxidermist
A Helpful Burglar
A Pure Beekeeper
A Fiery Spy
A Sarcastic Optometrist
A Casual Assassin
A Humiliated Guide
A Cheating Dogcatcher
An Envious Physicist
An Antisocial Yak Herder
A False Trapper
An Objective Swimming Coach
A Charmless Blacksmith
A Methodical Poet
A Self-conscious Garbage Collector
A Rustic Firefighter
An Experimental Astronaut
An Obedient Mercenary
An Impulsive Principal
An Amusing Model
A Religious Playwright
A Bland Sleuth
A Shy Courier
An Ugly Chemist
A Perfectionist Chimney-sweep
A Cheating Detective
A Predictable Navigator
A Discourteous Mason
A Superficial Comedian
An Overimaginative Hunter
A Dominating Cosmonaut
A Stylish Farmer
An Unpleasant Fishmonger
A Competitive Mechanic
An Oppressed Sheriff
A Demanding Taxidermist
An Irreligious Clown
An Embarrassed Assassin
A Discourteous Ventriloquist
A Purposeful DJ
A Childish Beggar
An Angry Matador
A Stupid Burglar
A Merry Chief of Police
A Steadfast Botanist
A Maternal Beautician
A Perverse Pirate
A Hefty Sailor
An Eloquent Game Show Host
A Stylish Executioner
A Positive Spelunker
A Gleeful Nanny
A Secure Artist
A Despairing Welder
A Stoic Governor
A Determined Paramedic
A Distressed Bandit
A Frightening Veterinarian
A Solitary Doctor
A Disorderly Gravedigger
A Rustic Assassin
A Deceptive Detective
An Antisocial Geologist
A Regretful Cartoonist
A Fanciful Air Traffic Controller
A Suspicious Swimmer
An Articulate Hypnotist
A Cautious Zookeeper
A Wishful Reporter
A Dissonant Taxidermist
An Emotional Actor
A Personable Guitarist
A Lazy Radiologist
A Chummy Archer
A Frivolous Stonecutter
A Prejudiced Programmer
A Preoccupied Detective
An Intolerant Butcher
A Misguided Exotic Dancer
An Outspoken Scientist
A Cultured Ornithologist
An Insulting Animal Trainer
An Amazed Psychiatrist
An Independent Medic
A Sure Pilot
A Sarcastic Impersonator
A Skinny Fortune-teller
A Disorderly Messenger
A Restless Tailor
A Self-critical Hairdresser
A Dignified Dogcatcher
A Sophisticated Writer
A Secretive Waiter
An Amused Cartoonist
An Unrestrained Butcher
A Misguided Coroner
An Impersonal Programmer
A Fanatical Judge
A Rejected Court Jester
An Impressive Exotic Dancer
A Surprised Journalist
An Offhand Plumber
A Reactionary Poet
An Erratic Record Producer
A Delicate Composer
A Youthful Nanny
An Amusing Principal
An Encouraged Lifeguard
A Gentle Blacksmith
A Predatory Clown
A Misguided Burglar
An Unpredicatable Beautician
A Forgetful Mathematician
An Irreverent Engineer
An Idiosyncratic Cartoonist
A Gracious Rat Catcher
A Smiling Actor
A Hungry Psychiatrist
A Thorough Barber
A Fearful Interrogator
An Amusing Editor
An at Ease Baker
A Decadent Air Traffic Controller
A Whimsical Sniper
A Festive Private Detective
A Complaining DJ
A Casual Florist
An Independent Customs Officer
A Crying Burglar
An Inferior Juggler
An Unsentimental Detective
An Alienated Guard
A Disloyal Spin Doctor
A Bold Imam
An Annoyed Physicist
A Melancholic Chef
A Disillusioned Ninja
A Keen Surgeon
An Enraged Plumber
A Zany Clown
An Impatient Interior Designer
A Stoic Translator
An Ignorant Yodeler
A Bewildered Captain
An Enervated Firefighter
A Predictable Messenger
A Secretive Librarian
An Efficient Watchmaker
A Sorrowful Fraudster
A Stiff Imam
A Bored Interpreter
A Blissful Wizard
A Winning Rat Catcher
A Solitary Game Show Host
A Power-hungry Drummer
A Neat Blacksmith
A Stupefied Chef
A Flexible Hotelier
A Jubilant Priest
An Irrational Director
A Fraudulent Garbage Collector
A Predatory Photographer
An Astigmatic Cartoonist
A Terrible Composer
A Silly Mathematician
A Decisive Soldier
An Encouraged Astronaut
An Uncharitable Taxidermist
An Authoritarian Security Guard
An Experimental Spy
A Soft Webmaster
An Idiosyncratic Assassin
A Reverential Innkeeper
A Colorful Artist
A Good-natured Barber
A Quirky Architect
A Bored Coroner
A Positive Knight
A Formal Busker
An Irreverent Criminal
A Desolate Silversmith
A Suspicious Biologist
A Caring Taxi-driver
A Reassured Psychiatrist
An Unpredicatable Spin Doctor
An Odd Air Traffic Controller
A Passive Hunter
A Proud Police Officer
An Unimaginative Watchmaker
An Envious Translator
A Flexible Dressmaker
A Hopeful Bodyguard
A Tidy Writer
A Closed off DJ
An Elated Terrorist
A Persuasive Dentist
A Spontaneous Archer
A Barbaric Shaman
An Extraordinary Pianist
A Resourceful Candlemaker
A Lost Janitor
A Money-minded Scientist
A Neurotic Cook
A Fascinated Court Jester
An Unpredicatable Actor
A Repentant Rat Catcher
A Frugal Tax Collector
An Unsentimental Executioner
A Kind Student
A Disloyal Hairdresser
An Unprincipled Scout
A Criminal Beautician
An Affectionate Peddlar
A Hardworking Blacksmith
A Familial Chief of Police
A Funky Torturer
A Well-read Firefighter
An Imaginative Trapper
A Fawning Swineherd
An Overimaginative Mechanic
A Dejected Bandit
An Anxious Photographer
An Alarmed Deputy
An Impersonal Senator
A Tender Painter
A Venomous Sniper
An Amused Interpreter
An Energetic Taxi-driver
A Focused Jockey
A Childish Clockmaker
An Airy Dentist
An Engrossed Sage
An Ashamed Printer
A Mellow Mason
A Protective Burglar
A Questioning Private Detective
A Panicked Park Ranger
A Brittle Jeweler
A Keen Waiter
A Cooperative Bureaucrat
A Debonair Accountant
An Easily Discouraged Pawnbroker
A Muddle-headed Barber
An Ecstatic Clown
A Self-denying Computer Programmer
A Considerate Professor
A Simple Printer
A Scornful Police Officer
A Guileless Terrorist
A Stiff Taxidermist
A Tortured Goldsmith
A Disruptive Real Estate Agent
An Insecure Pirate
An Engrossed Librarian
A Sadistic Guard
An Exciting DJ
An Appreciative Shoemaker
A Disgusting Hunter
A Compulsive Scientist
A Contemplative Sage
A Moralistic Programmer
An Unlovable Model
A Hostile Social Worker
A Focused Matador
A Cold Architect
An Ordinary Missionary
An Amused Engineer
An Eloquent Paleontologist
A Short Truck Driver
A Dissatisfied Chef
A Stoic Comedian
A Helpful Ninja
A Gloomy Builder
A Fanatical Broker
A Logical Principal
An Overjoyed Author
A Shy Yodeler
A Sweet Mason
A Steadfast Detective
A Thorough Journalist
An Embarrassed Geologist
An Obedient Construction Worker
An Easily Discouraged Antique Dealer
An Insulting Shepherd
A Noncompetitive Bishop
A Hearty Violinist
A Gullible Beekeeper
A Discreet Teacher
A Malicious Hunter
A Superficial Cartoonist
A Sentimental Janitor
An Eager Merchant
A Hard Working Cameraman
A Festive Photographer
An Amusing Peddlar
A Debonair Mobster
An Amiable Ventriloquist
A Subjective Drummer
A Fickle Impersonator
A Groovy Carpenter
A Nonchalant Pirate
A Fiery Goldsmith
A Brilliant Doctor
A Dependent Thief
A Complex Geologist
A Tolerant Hairdresser
An Unstable Ambassador
A Rustic Pawnbroker
An Upright Professor
A Stable Mobster
A Crafty Judge
A Tense Firefighter
A Haughty Gravedigger
A Creative Fashion Designer
An Unfriendly Mercenary
A Warm Detective
An Honorable Comedian
A Driven Barber
A Sadistic Biologist
A Morbid Construction Worker
An Infuriated Sheepshearer
A Gentle Librarian
A Big-thinking Taxi-driver
An Obvious Blacksmith
A Youthful Singer
A Troublesome Shaman
A Perceptive Secretary
A Useless Thief
A Rational Professor
An Unappreciative Fishmonger
An Agonized Governor
An Intolerant Bandit
A Beautiful Sleuth
A Depressed Taxidermist
An Unpatriotic DJ
A Cerebral Tailor
An Escapist Actor
A Charmless Archer
An Earthy Drug Dealer
A Unique Fraudster
An Impressive Shaman
A Liberated Air Traffic Controller
An Ignorant Hypnotist
An Intrigued Torturer
A Depressed Private Detective
A Stern Wizard
A Rebellious Cook
A Political Mason
An Impractical DJ
A Protective Photographer
A Painstaking Butcher
A Grand Doctor
A Trusting Ninja
A Disciplined Pickpocket
An Attractive Record Producer
A Laughing Fortune-teller
A Nervous Garbage Collector
A Vague Graphic Artist
A Tidy Social Worker
An Impressionable Veterinarian
A Conservative Private Detective
A Subtle Herbalist
A Mistaken Sheriff
A Spontaneous Imam
A Sedentary Referee
A Noncommittal Security Guard
A Brutal Detective
An Impractical Judge
A Sloppy Lifeguard
A Disillusioned Surgeon
A Repugnant Actor
A Helpless Crook
An Impressionable Nurse
A Sly Tailor
A Pure Ornithologist
A Daring Juggler
A Mawkish Court Jester
A Charismatic Burglar
A Curious Teacher
A Meddlesome Physicist
A Sophisticated Pirate
A Childish Undertaker
An Obvious Singer
A Self-denying Veterinarian
A Fanciful Interpreter
An Independent Firefighter
A Hopeful Beggar
An Egocentric Plumber
A Completely Normal Ventriloquist
A Forgetful Surgeon
A Comfortable Bricklayer
An Extreme Doctor
A Sloppy Magician
A Suspicious Pilot
A Possessive Construction Worker
A Trendy Clockmaker
A Rowdy Sage
A Dynamic Scout
A Certain Painter
An Orderly Artist
An Enraged Assassin
A Reflective Bonecarver
An Admirable Pickpocket
A Pessimistic Bandit
An Obvious Dancer
An Efficient Receptionist
An Ugly Fishmonger
A Repentant Computer Programmer
A Preoccupied Air Traffic Controller
A Witty Referee
A Fanatical Hypnotist
A Questioning Psychiatrist
A Punctual Bank Robber
An Orderly Sleuth
A Skillful Violinist
A Smiling Carver
A Nonchalant Beautician
A Fickle Cheesemaker
A Quaking Chef
A Forgetful Shepherd
A Dull Broker
A Shortsighted Cartoonist
An Admirable Busker
A Humorous Private Detective
A Lonely Carpenter
A Rational Tax Collector
A Courageous Waiter
A Sadistic Chemist
A Helpful Engineer
A Festive Entertainer
An at Ease Coroner
A Calculating Chauffeur
A Mystical Matador
A Daring Chef
An Elated Magistrate
A Frightened Game Show Host
A Sweaty Model
A Self-reliant Taxidermist
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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