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An Enthusiastic Sheepshearer
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A Beautiful Blacksmith
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A Sophisticated Philanthropist
A Silly Publisher
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A Healthy Chef
A Festive Dentist
A Competitive Mobster
A Helpless Hypnotist
A Perceptive Fisher
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A Willful Composer
A Shaky Poet
An Independent Shoemaker
A Spontaneous Electrician
A Conscientious Sheriff
A Regretful Locksmith
A Petty Park Ranger
An Old-fashioned Cheesemaker
A Brilliant Spin Doctor
A Tense Spy
A Restless Diver
A Skinny Sculptor
A Restrained Waiter
A Thorough Burglar
A Personable Peddlar
A Snoopy Professor
A Brave Police Officer
A Secure Impersonator
A Greedy Psychiatrist
A Regimental Mercenary
A Conceited Photographer
A Crass Tailor
A Serene Dentist
A Reactionary Editor
An Expedient Jockey
A Conformist Chief of Police
A Gleeful Inventor
A Fascinated Barber
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A Vague Imam
A Submissive Model
A Steely Burglar
A High-handed Bricklayer
An Understanding Truck Driver
A Conciliatory Carpenter
An Encouraged Mercenary
A Contemptible Astronaut
A Difficult Photographer
A Puritanical Linguist
A Stiff Missionary
A Liberated Chemist
A Sarcastic Zookeeper
A Dogmatic Barber
A Conformist Detective
A Superstitious Sniper
A Nonchalant Veterinarian
A Happy Winemaker
An Adventurous Goldsmith
A Frightening Thief
A Mellow Interrogator
A Physical Greengrocer
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A Clear-headed Bank Robber
A Disinterested Governor
An Impersonal Printer
A Pedantic Clockmaker
A Troublesome Tattooist
A Simple Police Officer
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An Earnest Tailor
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An Arrogant Rabbi
A Forceful Salesperson
An Imaginative Oracle
A Freethinking Deputy
A Bitter Miner
An Honorable Composer
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An Offhand Police Officer
An Antisocial Ventriloquist
A Casual Spy
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A Heartbroken Composer
A Steely Professor
An Emotional Entertainer
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A Fearful Scout
An Obsessive Spin Doctor
An Envious Police Officer
A Tortured Dancer
A Grief Builder
An Inflamed Mobster
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A Logical Photographer
A Hefty Locksmith
A Perverse Accountant
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A Loyal Shaman
A Patriotic Shepherd
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A Flexible Cartoonist
A Pedantic Bricklayer
A Disorganized Blacksmith
A Cute Technician
A Powerless DJ
A Humiliated Printer
A Fixed Priest
An Insightful Composer
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A Well-rounded Receptionist
An Emotional Wizard
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A Caring Guru
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A Cultured Peddlar
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An Intense Builder
A Weak Composer
A Money-minded Priest
A Disciplined Bank Robber
An Intent Candlemaker
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An Articulate Researcher
A Jubilant Social Worker
A Handsome Doctor
A Procrastinating Farmer
An Uncaring Secretary
A Ridiculous Poet
A Vacuous Technician
A Wishful Musician
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A Cross Composer
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A Crass Astronaut
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A Quirky Tattooist
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An Unstable Professor
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A Faithless DJ
A Tidy Farmer
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A Crude Chef
A Provoked Nurse
A Nosy Firefighter
A Tender Beekeeper
A Cultured Marine
An Ignorant Jailer
A Deceptive Dentist
A Restless Criminal
A Glad Bank Robber
A Frugal Fortune-teller
An Innovative Wedding Planner
A Submissive Customs Officer
A Content Publisher
An Experimental Knight
A Trusting Doctor
A Suspicious Busker
A Pained Burglar
A Stupid Boatbuilder
A Noncommittal Dictator
A Cheating Chef
An Unpleasant Thief
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A Sad Coach
A Hopeful Firefighter
A Passionate Sculptor
A Quiet Writer
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A Discouraging Researcher
A Familial Mercenary
A Fraudulent Barber
A Young Bartender
An Unhealthy Winemaker
An Uncomplaining Deputy
An Unappreciative Trapper
An Amusing Evangelist
An Unbelieving Spy
A Nonchalant Marine
A Dissatisfied Journalist
An Efficient Hunter
A Regretful Taxi-driver
A Romantic Photographer
A Foolish Pirate
A Disrespectful Dogcatcher
A Mournful Security Guard
An Intent Dancer
A Thrilled Dentist
A Mature Tailor
A Fraudulent Guitarist
An Unstable DJ
A Destructive Tax Collector
A Pretentious Stonecutter
An Encouraged Florist
An Idiosyncratic Park Ranger
A Venomous Ninja
A Frightened Mortician
A Desolate Psychiatrist
A Driven Interior Designer
An Insincere Poet
A Dirty Sculptor
A Weak Shipwright
A Popular Chicken Sexer
A Helpful Dentist
A Cross Ventriloquist
A Smiling Mason
A Glamorous Lighthouse-keeper
A Wonderful Bodyguard
An Extraordinary Guide
A Calm Teacher
An Upright Captain
A Profound Shepherd
A Dry Shaman
A Dignified Entrepreneur
An Overimaginative Chauffeur
A Maternal Trapper
An Enigmatic Archer
A Self-conscious Composer
An Independent Sleuth
A Transparent Janitor
An Indignant Fortune-teller
An Enthusiastic Peddlar
A Curious Architect
A Patriotic Coach
A Vulnerable Wizard
A Phlegmatic Athlete
An Intent Impersonator
A Sweet Fraudster
A Nihilistic Bandit
A Trusting Playwright
An Energetic Manicurist
A Morbid Customs Officer
An Efficient Private Detective
An Assertive Senator
A Coarse Lumberjack
An Inoffensive Sniper
A Depressed Photographer
A Trustworthy Burglar
An Appreciative Nanny
A Spirited Record Producer
An Authoritarian Chemist
An One-dimensional Hypnotist
A Heroic Writer
An Extraordinary Ninja
A Narrow-minded Teacher
A Tall Journalist
A Cantakerous Tattooist
An Imaginative Guard
A Merry Radiologist
A Sweaty Cab Driver
A Strong-willed Sleuth
A Punctual Exterminator
A Scholarly Surgeon
A Frightening Police Officer
A Noncommittal Cheesemaker
A Sadistic Wizard
A Repugnant Sound Technician
A Greedy Jockey
A Disillusioned Matador
A Disappointed Miner
An Insecure Violinist
A Tender Carver
A Cheating Mercenary
A Maternal Soldier
An Unlovable Banker
A Vindictive Sailor
A Responsible Torturer
A Suspicious Sleuth
A Miserly Philanthropist
A Shortsighted Park Ranger
An Obedient Architect
A Self-sufficent Mortician
A Winning Undertaker
An Orderly Politician
A Scared Teacher
A Discouraging Diver
A Humiliated Farmer
A Resourceful Nurse
A Free and Easy Cheesemaker
An Alert Janitor
A Fraudulent Private Detective
A Logical Ornithologist
An Unsure Chemist
A Power-hungry Biologist
An Annoyed Builder
A Frugal Wizard
A Leisurely Model
A Mawkish Police Officer
A Dependent Poet
A Brittle Butcher
A Captivating Busker
A Sweaty Programmer
A Cruel Nurse
An Alienated Cartoonist
A Negativistic Drummer
An Indecisive Shop Assistant
A Vulnerable Sailor
An Ugly Silversmith
A Benevolent Accountant
A Ridiculous Shipwright
A Distressed Mason
An Intelligent Private Detective
A Superstitious Thief
A Curious Banker
A Discourteous Teacher
A Shrewd Firefighter
A Deceitful Screenwriter
A Laughing Electrician
A Poor Greengrocer
A Distrustful Mercenary
A Gentle Publisher
An Enervated Sleuth
A Mechanical Farmer
A Stylish Personal Trainer
An Imaginative Criminal
A Businesslike Clerk
An Exciting Court Jester
A Serious Interrogator
A Chummy Courier
An Easily Discouraged Writer
A Bewildered Pianist
A Gleeful Artist
A Well-rounded Ninja
A Handsome Janitor
A Trendy Interpreter
A Heartbroken Beekeeper
An Intense Diplomat
A Ticklish Brewer
An Uncooperative Teacher
An Ordinary Barber
An Impatient Publisher
A Loyal Doctor
A Glamorous Hairdresser
A Thrilled Engineer
A Surprising Dogcatcher
A Sharing Cheesemaker
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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