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A Frightened Hypnotist
A Hidebound Sheriff
A Desperate Nanny
An Unfriendly Interrogator
A Provocative Juggler
A Bland Sailor
An Opportunistic Police Officer
A Caring Guru
A Happy Writer
An Ugly Butcher
An Intuitive Hairdresser
A Hostile Reporter
A Reverential Knight
A Cruel Interior Designer
An Inert Bodyguard
An Intense Researcher
A Clumsy Swimming Coach
A Neglectful Translator
An Idiosyncratic Percussionist
A Dominating Terrorist
An Athletic Mobster
A Beautiful Record Producer
A Surprising Gladiator
A Reflective Psychiatrist
A Venomous Ornithologist
A Devoted Goatherd
A Destructive Burglar
An Angry Gardener
A Concerned Farmer
A Lonely Personal Trainer
A Reactive Judge
A Sordid Assassin
A Dejected Sleuth
A Treacherous Philanthropist
An Abrasive Pianist
An Outrageous Chef
An Unhappy Veterinarian
A Procrastinating Shaman
A Skinny Ornithologist
A Weary Wedding Planner
A Clumsy Candlemaker
A Clever Herbalist
A Physical Park Ranger
A Fanatical Tattooist
A Shallow Beautician
An Unambitious Screenwriter
A Dirty Composer
A Restrained Taxidermist
A Paternalistic Terrorist
A Nonchalant Baker
An Impersonal Detective
A Silly Spelunker
A Sensitive Singer
A Cowardly Knight
An Admirable Tax Collector
A Trembling Sleuth
A Bold Stonecutter
A Bitter Model
A Guileless Senator
An Invulnerable Butcher
A Regimental Lifeguard
A Dependent Taxidermist
An Attractive Gravedigger
An Impatient Artist
A Sarcastic Photographer
A Mistaken Fisher
A Fearful Beggar
A Panicked Shipwright
A Blissful Sleuth
A Merry Physicist
A Bland Captain
A Childish Chief of Police
A Fiery Principal
A Haughty Interpreter
A Resourceful Criminal
A Tender Lawyer
A Smiling DJ
A Courteous Candlemaker
A Strong Locksmith
A Hostile Shaman
A Sexy Pickpocket
A Guilty Reporter
A Steely Hairdresser
A Sarcastic Broker
A Perplexed Burglar
An Amoral Pharmacist
A Scholarly Wizard
An Appreciative Jeweler
A Zany Sailor
A Naive Police Officer
A Handsome Messenger
A Willful Bricklayer
A Purposeful Explorer
A Power-hungry Fashion Designer
A Malicious Detective
A Cooperative Guide
A Humiliated Magician
An Injured Entrepreneur
A Neglectful Conductor
A Hearty Game Show Host
A Debonair Exterminator
A Dissonant Silversmith
A Reactionary Clockmaker
A Festive Coach
An Ordinary Physicist
A Grieved Imam
An Enraged Poet
An Uncertain Fisher
A Coarse Teacher
An Antisocial Police Officer
An Unappreciative Courier
A Small-thinking Hypnotist
An Intrigued Gardener
A Reactive Sniper
An Unfathomable Swimming Coach
A Hearty Carver
A Whimsical Pilot
A Self-denying Wizard
A Crying Linguist
A Pugnacious Sailor
A Dutiful Butcher
An Egocentric Guru
A Paternalistic Cameraman
A Wary Blacksmith
An Alone Chef
A Kind Yodeler
A Young Magician
An Alienated Librarian
A Logical Dancer
A Powerless Shaman
An Impressive Hypnotist
A Resentful Manager
A Slow Meteorologist
A Lustful Model
A Strong-willed Messenger
An Irreligious Percussionist
An Escapist Swineherd
A Liberal Tattooist
A Childish Mason
A Competitive Blacksmith
An Offhand Yak Herder
An Impulsive Paramedic
A Grim Garbage Collector
A Reflective Zookeeper
A Noncommittal Entrepreneur
A Forgiving Thief
A Confused Hypnotist
A Heroic Explorer
A Loyal Biologist
A Subjective Pickpocket
A Meticulous Pastor
A Closed off Electrician
A Shy Dancer
A Stable Tax Collector
An Old-fashioned Evangelist
A Benevolent Hunter
A Skinny Shoemaker
An Inquisitive Swimming Coach
An Uneasy Goatherd
A Rowdy Computer Programmer
An Obedient Monk
A Strict Paleontologist
A Weird Receptionist
A Clear-headed Nurse
A Despairing Soldier
A Callous Teacher
A Brave Spelunker
An Idiosyncratic Composer
A Lucky Painter
An Adventurous Manicurist
A Pained Burglar
A Sharing Singer
A Sophisticated Shoemaker
A Content Detective
An Injured Dressmaker
An Overimaginative Mobster
An Educated Pilot
A Mealymouthed Janitor
A Paternalistic Judge
An Indignant Taxidermist
An Indecisive Dietician
An Indulgent Baker
A Gallant Athlete
A Softheaded Florist
A Paranoid Dictator
An Exciting Sailor
A Wronged Ninja
An Uncomplaining Monk
A Miserly Programmer
A Dominating Screenwriter
An Uncooperative Psychiatrist
A Lazy Historian
A Concerned Webmaster
A Stoic Trapper
A Shy Clown
A Self-indulgent Musician
An Honest Executioner
An Honorable Chauffeur
A Young Dictator
A Scheming Hairdresser
A Timid Gardener
A Plodding Bank Robber
A Trustworthy Conductor
A Considerate Welder
A Sensual Artist
An Impressionable Real Estate Agent
A Boisterous Cheesemaker
An Independent Mercenary
An Amoral Wedding Planner
A Monstrous Photographer
A Confident Athlete
A Businesslike Herald
A Possessive Gardener
A Sexy Manager
A Funny Candlemaker
A Soft Meteorologist
An Intense Taxidermist
A Conventional Plumber
A Paternalistic Cosmonaut
A Terrible Fishmonger
A Lovely Hunter
A Dirty Private Detective
An Unappreciative Comedian
A Mournful Geologist
A Conservative Gladiator
An Unimaginative Engineer
A Generous Mechanic
An Insecure Electrician
A Brilliant Explorer
An Offended Coach
A Decent Herald
An Unambitious Waiter
A Familial Undertaker
A Superstitious Truck Driver
An Odd Shipwright
A Forceful Air Traffic Controller
An Enthusiastic Broker
A Sexy Chauffeur
An Agonized Zookeeper
A Confident Wizard
A Mature Chef
A Vague Matador
A Certain Fortune-teller
A Lousy Philanthropist
An Angry Ventriloquist
A Skinny Printer
A Sore Spin Doctor
A Stylish Assassin
A Despairing Sheriff
A Forceful Singer
An Easily Discouraged Gladiator
An Inspired Archer
A Disgusting Mason
A Debonair Chimney-sweep
A Sophisticated Thief
An Indulgent Actor
A Presumptuous Dancer
A Melancholic Soldier
A Willful Interpreter
A Steely Jockey
A Vacuous Model
An One-dimensional Scout
A Familial Chauffeur
A Scornful Assassin
A Phlegmatic Coach
A Self-indulgent Beekeeper
An Incensed Director
A Bewildered Chimney-sweep
A Dissatisfied Greengrocer
An Obsessive Lifeguard
An Idealistic Diver
A Distrustful Chicken Sexer
A Forthright Blacksmith
A Mechanical Violinist
A Lovable Gardener
An Unpredicatable Judge
A Weird Courier
A Provocative Archer
A Lustful Teacher
A Silly Oracle
A Dominating Marshal
A Submissive Guard
A Graceless Clown
A Deceptive Hunter
A Focused Illustrator
An Attractive Archaeologist
A Neurotic Scout
A Perfectionist Messenger
A Cerebral Biologist
An Athletic Stunt Double
A Repugnant Bank Robber
A Fiery Inventor
A Prim Clockmaker
An Inspired Spy
A Disillusioned Manager
An Invisible Composer
A Grim Marshal
An Aimless Veterinarian
A Self-critical Silversmith
A Contemptible Jailer
A Lying Shepherd
A Resourceful Interior Designer
A Bored Clown
A Disinterested Painter
A Lost Miner
An Incorruptible Teacher
A Courageous Flight Attendant
A Hardworking Rabbi
A Fearful Broker
An Artful Sheepshearer
An Unlovable Builder
A Folksy Shoemaker
A Certain Astronaut
A Dismayed Bartender
An Unappreciative Taxi-driver
A Closed off Soldier
A Thorough Wizard
A Ritualistic Pirate
A Wonderful Bricklayer
A Foolish Athlete
A Gloomy Assassin
A Complacent Plumber
A Prim Marine
A Spontaneous Pawnbroker
A Presumptuous Librarian
A Suave Printer
A Sorrowful Reporter
A Busy Gardener
A Complex Dietician
An Energetic Bishop
A Well-rounded Butcher
A Lustful Undertaker
A Satisfied Gravedigger
A Frugal Magistrate
A Criminal Deputy
A Physical Oracle
An Unbelieving Servant
An Articulate Sheriff
An Argumentative Singer
A Perfectionist Mathematician
An Amazing Crook
A Snoopy Pawnbroker
A Driven Guru
A Scared Security Guard
A Solitary Guard
A Passive Bandit
A Regimental DJ
An Insightful Sailor
A Superstitious Soldier
A Jolly Printer
A Distressed Banker
A Benevolent Gondolier
A Completely Normal Impersonator
A Devious Private Detective
An Apathetic Paleontologist
An Affectionate Ditch Digger
An Attractive Professor
A Crying Judge
A Discourteous Cartoonist
A Pedantic Chief of Police
A Funny Spin Doctor
An Opinionated Terrorist
A Considerate Photographer
A Surprising Author
An Earthy Messenger
An Uncertain Watchmaker
An Unstable Locksmith
A Humorous Monk
An Amused Sleuth
A Vague Drummer
An Inert Yak Herder
A Dignified Animal Trainer
A Tormented Nurse
A Crazy Sheriff
An Admirable Criminal
A Maternal Sailor
A Reactive Butcher
A Predictable Electrician
A Humble Navigator
A Political Translator
A Restrained Banker
An Unsentimental Ditch Digger
A Cautious Farmer
A Proud Hypnotist
A Sympathetic Cab Driver
A Well-read Private Detective
A Dreamy Clown
A Wonderful Shepherd
A Morbid Miner
A Painstaking Criminal
A Blunt Cheesemaker
An Uncharitable Mason
An Extreme Deputy
An Articulate Ventriloquist
A Freewheeling Knight
An Enervated Thief
A Surprised Burglar
A Thrilled Drummer
A Sloppy Receptionist
A Complacent Fraudster
An Apathetic Gladiator
An Old Artist
A Thievish Sniper
A Magnanimous Interrogator
A Disloyal Swordsmith
A Fearful Personal Trainer
A Venomous Radiologist
A Debonair Psychiatrist
An Ecstatic Illustrator
A Confidential Chemist
A Hopeful Tax Collector
A Tasteless Messenger
A Surprising Detective
A Bewildered Bandit
A Desperate Jailer
A Receptive Fortune-teller
A Fickle Interpreter
A Disillusioned Burglar
An Idiosyncratic Jeweler
A Laughing Police Officer
A Popular Rabbi
A Gullible Archer
A Forgiving Chief of Police
An Enigmatic Surgeon
A Tragic Criminal
An Intense Swordsmith
An Understanding Priest
A Clumsy Bureaucrat
A Miserly Magician
A Casual Tax Collector
A Cowardly Bodyguard
An Invulnerable Servant
An Admirable Swineherd
A Mournful Make-up Artist
A Concerned Meteorologist
A Ridiculous Cobbler
A Disgusting Barista
A Ravenous Baker
A Tidy Beggar
A Patient Barber
A Scrupulous Dogcatcher
A Beautiful Diver
A Flamboyant Hypnotist
A Proud Conductor
An Oppressed Candlemaker
An Astigmatic Psychiatrist
A Preoccupied Criminal
A Competitive Sniper
A Sexy Bonecarver
A Disobedient Scout
A Single-minded DJ
A Miserable Peddlar
An Agreeable Beekeeper
A Prim Security Guard
A Lustful Gate-keeper
A Tender Hunter
A Graceless Printer
An Intelligent Percussionist
A Mournful Clown
A Dynamic Dictator
A Forgetful Park Ranger
A Devoted Waiter
An Earthy Publisher
A Spontaneous Bandit
An Overimaginative Assassin
A Brave Mathematician
A Repentant Fortune-teller
An Inhibited Captain
A Certain Candlemaker
An Envious Writer
A Snoopy Beggar
A Rational Butcher
An Orderly Mayor
A Fiery Game Show Host
A Pure Criminal
A Narrow-minded Mortician
A Rebellious Clockmaker
A Provoked Terrorist
A Vacuous Paramedic
An Offhand Priest
A Miserable Cartoonist
A Weak-willed Builder
A Disobedient Fraudster
An Intrigued Dentist
An Alert Lifeguard
A Relaxed Guide
A Disruptive Hypnotist
A Cantakerous Surgeon
A Free and Easy Pastor
An Excitable Lawyer
A Busy Undertaker
A Lucky Interrogator
A Confused Park Ranger
A Disconcerting Butcher
A Glad Graphic Artist
A Stable Dictator
A Wonderful Ventriloquist
A Lifeless Captain
An Insensitive Dentist
An Empty Salesperson
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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