The Improbot app for Android is now available -- Improbot on Google Play.
Random Occupation+trait (x 500)
An Ordinary Hypnotist
A Cultured Drug Dealer
An Impractical Soldier
An Amiable Cartoonist
A Charming Barber
A Nosy Criminal
A Suave Sculptor
An Astigmatic Hairdresser
A Lonely Swineherd
A Blissful Sheepshearer
A Paralyzed Comedian
A Political Hunter
A Ruined Secretary
A Religious Bodyguard
A Sly Fishmonger
A Charismatic Police Officer
A Laughing DJ
A Thorough Sailor
A Frivolous Bank Robber
A Misguided Impersonator
A Wealthy Private Detective
A Bitter Cartoonist
An Enervated Burglar
A Fascinated Drug Dealer
A Softheaded Paramedic
A Festive Programmer
A Tormented Detective
A Kind Dentist
A Dry Garbage Collector
An Insincere Weaver
A Weird Swordsmith
A Charismatic Make-up Artist
An Unsentimental Computer Programmer
An Unhappy Bandit
A Bizarre Stonecutter
A Dismayed Shoemaker
A Satisfied Oracle
A Grand Composer
A Rational Wedding Planner
A Hardy Pirate
A Crazy Farmer
A Neutral Waiter
A Dissatisfied Sniper
An Authoritarian Garbage Collector
A Charmless Artist
An Overimaginative Janitor
An Eager Architect
A Crafty Bishop
An Appreciative Dressmaker
A Whimsical Clerk
A Fawning Magistrate
A Repugnant Truck Driver
A Worried Bureaucrat
A Touchy Burglar
An Unhappy Physicist
A Sober Make-up Artist
A Clumsy Beautician
A Unique Singer
A Ritualistic Dogcatcher
A Vague Innkeeper
A Benevolent Magician
A Complex Marine
A Solemn Painter
A Conciliatory Taxidermist
An Impractical Shepherd
A Lovely Pawnbroker
A Witty Sculptor
An Unfathomable Garbage Collector
A Foolish Beekeeper
A Serene Lawyer
A Hardy Nurse
A Sore Flight Attendant
A Faithful Chef
An Unstable Sniper
An Encouraged Doctor
A Useless Politician
A Neglectful Pawnbroker
A Terrified Chemist
A Cautious Silversmith
A Daring Zookeeper
A Stupid Technician
An Insincere Lumberjack
A Heroic Rat Catcher
A Considerate Spy
An Upright Mercenary
A Brave Gondolier
A Money-minded Paramedic
A Disciplined Factory Worker
A Domineering Assassin
A Hurt Yak Herder
An Outspoken Undertaker
An Articulate Model
A Persuasive Choreographer
A Tasteful Chief of Police
A Plodding Gravedigger
An Insincere Mechanic
A Ready Ornithologist
A Coarse Dogcatcher
An Excited Servant
A Disorderly Banker
A Disruptive Shoemaker
A Single-minded Teacher
A Folksy Game Show Host
An Obnoxious Undertaker
A Discontented Silversmith
A Woeful Drummer
An Alarmed Spy
A Loving Actor
A Terrified Customs Officer
A Contemplative Veterinarian
An Unappreciative Private Detective
A Maternal Gardener
A Lazy Antique Dealer
A Cowardly Servant
A Strict Court Jester
A Dull Dancer
A Protective Senator
A Fortunate Priest
A Wonderful Mathematician
A Sloppy Drug Dealer
A Proud Yodeler
A Coarse Ambassador
An Incapable Sleuth
A Cynical Hairdresser
A Relaxed Marine
An Unfriendly Sage
An Eloquent Beggar
A Bitter Lawyer
A Disorderly Photographer
A Sedentary Mathematician
A Sharing Engineer
A Winning Tailor
A Skillful Coach
A Warm Guru
An Irreverent Factory Worker
An Overjoyed Diplomat
An Attractive Lifeguard
An Easily Discouraged Goldsmith
A Quaking Explorer
A Fickle Construction Worker
An Invisible Model
A Ruined Gondolier
A Dependent Rat Catcher
A Decent Peddlar
A Certain Bandit
An Enthusiastic Dentist
A Cerebral Ventriloquist
An Irresponsible Chemist
An Unappreciative Winemaker
A Disorganized Sheriff
An Impudent Cosmonaut
An Embarrassed Soldier
A Simple Manicurist
A Thievish Journalist
A Serene Lifeguard
A Courageous Printer
A Gullible Shipwright
A Stoic Thief
An Angry Weaver
An Opinionated Interpreter
A Sensual Builder
A Joyous Senator
A Destructive Herbalist
A Hesitant Photographer
An Upright Mathematician
An Escapist Editor
A Boisterous Dentist
A Competitive Nurse
An Infuriated Game Show Host
A Hard Working Burglar
A Thorough Private Detective
A Lousy Singer
A Distrustful Pickpocket
A Keen Interrogator
A Mannerless Magistrate
A Disorderly Politician
A Youthful Architect
A Confused Shaman
A Strong-willed Conductor
An Inquisitive Secretary
A Neurotic Interpreter
An Emotional Builder
A Lovable Messenger
A Mature Mason
An Agreeable Monk
A Humorous Guard
An Uncomplaining Assassin
An Adventurous Deputy
A Nihilistic Swordsmith
An Amusing Mortician
An Unhealthy Gravedigger
A Humiliated Ambassador
A Young Busker
A Stupid Mobster
An Extreme Barber
An Educated Interior Designer
A Coarse Missionary
A Surprised Plumber
A Fiery Miner
A Crass Lumberjack
A Passive Senator
A Crude Guru
A Protective Botanist
A Debonair Salesperson
A Perceptive Stunt Double
An Unprincipled Captain
A Young Ninja
A Cross Saxophonist
A Spontaneous Exterminator
A Dependent Pilot
A Fatalistic Zookeeper
A Personable Sage
A Scheming Scientist
A Terrible Pharmacist
A Wise Social Worker
A Repressed Surgeon
A Distrustful Gate-keeper
An Unimaginative Guide
An Elated Spin Doctor
A Desolate Drummer
A Disturbing Candlemaker
An Impressionable Knight
A Disloyal Author
An Irresponsible Dictator
An Oppressed Banker
A Complacent Translator
A Provoked Programmer
A Steady Undertaker
A Pretentious Diplomat
A Handsome Ventriloquist
A Regimental Chauffeur
A Laughing Teacher
A Witty Coroner
A Noncommittal Explorer
An Easily Discouraged Clown
A Disconcerting DJ
A Tasteless Weaver
An Assertive Janitor
A Receptive Dietician
A Decent Burglar
A Quirky Game Show Host
A Worked Up Juggler
A Sarcastic Veterinarian
A Weary Choreographer
A Cold Hunter
A Nihilistic Ornithologist
A Calculating Meteorologist
A Callous Hairdresser
An Indecisive Carver
A Cynical Tailor
A Pessimistic Messenger
A Mournful Ambassador
A Petty Clerk
A Bitter Archer
An Obedient Farmer
A Tidy Surgeon
A Genuine Paramedic
A Popular Drug Dealer
A Sweaty Construction Worker
An Absentminded Chef
A Heroic Spelunker
A Calm Linguist
A Fearful Tailor
A Dramatic Pilot
A Witty Peddlar
A Smiling Ventriloquist
A Gentle Programmer
A Strict Chief of Police
An Arrogant Plumber
A Vacuous Philanthropist
A Shortsighted Astronaut
A Softheaded Conductor
An Aimless Brewer
A Gracious Sniper
A Conscientious Assassin
An Ordinary Technician
A Scrupulous Tailor
A Debonair Physicist
An Irritable Yak Herder
An Inspired Private Detective
An Earthy Salesperson
A Flamboyant Actor
A Paranoid Swimmer
An Airy Pastor
A Confused Captain
A Discourteous Construction Worker
An Impersonal Sniper
A Meddlesome Senator
An Uncaring Guru
A Positive Bandit
A Ruined Cook
An Absentminded Security Guard
A Realistic Professor
A Disloyal Locksmith
A Frugal Pirate
A Surprised Playwright
A Bland Deputy
A Receptive Clockmaker
An Irreligious Scout
A Heartbroken Chauffeur
A Good-natured Gardener
A Comfortable Game Show Host
An Individualistic Principal
A Decadent Burglar
An Optimistic Florist
A Dirty Farmer
A Perverse Meteorologist
A Playful Pilot
A Lost Magician
A Perfectionist Thief
A Predictable Sheriff
An Indecisive Hypnotist
A Moralistic Innkeeper
A Courteous Bureaucrat
A Beautiful Diplomat
A Protective Principal
A Mealymouthed Soldier
A Fawning Pickpocket
An Envious Clown
A Calm Broker
An Intense Beekeeper
A Comfortable Garbage Collector
A Nosy Goatherd
A Trustworthy Gravedigger
A Cowardly Carpenter
An Unprincipled Hairdresser
A Disorderly Veterinarian
A Neglectful Chef
A Mature Spy
An Idiosyncratic Beggar
A Determined Herbalist
A Popular Sniper
A Venomous Judge
A Cultured Builder
A Sorrowful Interpreter
An Unappreciative Blacksmith
An Old Waiter
A Gullible Architect
A Vindictive Magician
A Freewheeling Crook
An Intolerant Astronaut
A Resentful Drummer
A Hypnotic Lifeguard
A Beautiful Customs Officer
An Unambitious Archer
A Shaky Construction Worker
A Protective Ninja
A Prim Record Producer
An Exciting Comedian
A Slow Pastor
A Disorganized Writer
An Observant Missionary
A Chummy Publisher
A Confident Captain
A Contemplative Fraudster
A Frustrated Gardener
A Disciplined Ventriloquist
A Repugnant Dictator
A False Firefighter
A Careless Diplomat
A Dreamy Candlemaker
An Unlucky Dancer
An Athletic Interrogator
A Selfish Spy
A Conventional Carpenter
An Elated Bank Robber
A Ruined Archer
A Bright Hypnotist
A Dedicated Mortician
A Melancholic Politician
An Irrational Ambassador
A Coarse Shepherd
A Rowdy Technician
A Resourceful Antique Dealer
A Pathetic Dictator
A Hurried Mobster
A Shortsighted Clockmaker
A Sporting Impersonator
A Lucky Deputy
An Inferior Torturer
A Tenacious Magician
A Liberated Soldier
An Orderly Jockey
A Submissive Bishop
A Troublesome Rabbi
A Crude Sheriff
An Effeminate Linguist
An Impressionable Artist
An Alone Inventor
An Irrational Shepherd
An Incorruptible Bank Robber
A Pure Director
A Malicious Captain
A Wary Sailor
A Fearful Painter
A Predatory Executioner
A Frustrated Security Guard
A Hardy Juggler
A Reactionary Writer
A Leisurely Chef
A Dignified Peddlar
A Reassured Taxidermist
A Worked Up Conductor
A Dutiful Drummer
A Disruptive Broker
A Weird Fortune-teller
A High-minded Miner
An Erratic Factory Worker
An Earthy Ditch Digger
A Willing Librarian
An Inert Bartender
An Extreme Physicist
A Power-hungry Radiologist
A Faithless Veterinarian
A Captivating Scout
A Sensitive Sleuth
An Ignorant Dancer
A Discreet Swimmer
A Tactless Pianist
A Gleeful Antique Dealer
A Softheaded Herbalist
A Fiery Dentist
A Receptive Shoemaker
A Neat Editor
A Whimsical Sheriff
An Arbitrary Singer
An Insincere Jailer
A Stern Librarian
A Self-conscious Spin Doctor
A Patriotic Technician
An at Ease Sleuth
A Sorrowful Priest
An Insulting Pickpocket
A Dreamy Hotelier
A Modest Taxidermist
A Bitter Engineer
A Free and Easy Assassin
A Callous Builder
A Money-minded Psychiatrist
A Ruined Bandit
A Glamorous Director
A Transparent Astronaut
An Arbitrary Accountant
An Articulate Drug Dealer
A Cheating DJ
A False Security Guard
A Sympathetic Cartoonist
A Rational Veterinarian
An Argumentative Barber
A Surprising Student
A Tearful Paramedic
A Ready Hairdresser
An Uninhibited Lawyer
An Earnest Ninja
An Outspoken Surgeon
A Skinny Spelunker
A Hostile Gate-keeper
A Resourceful DJ
A Fascinated Sheepshearer
A Hefty Ornithologist
A Well-meaning Shaman
A Zany Candlemaker
A Discontented Sniper
A Disobedient Shepherd
An Arrogant Chief of Police
A Chummy Photographer
An Unbelieving Magistrate
A Calm Priest
A Principled Cobbler
An Inoffensive Psychiatrist
A Gleeful Bank Robber
A Courageous Yodeler
A Stable Barber
A Lucky Impersonator
A Woeful Carver
A Friendly Ambassador
A Free and Easy Singer
A Trustworthy Lighthouse-keeper
An Unimaginative Lifeguard
A Grim Bishop
An Invisible Cab Driver
A Strict Coach
A Frisky Interpreter
A Whimsical Photographer
A Delighted Shepherd
An Empathetic Actor
An Alert Geologist
A Respectful Rat Catcher
A Trendy Zookeeper
A Perceptive Firefighter
A Cheerful Student
A Cruel Taxi-driver
A Predictable Peddlar
A Small-thinking Professor
An Amoral Scout
A Hedonistic Butcher
An Irreverent Painter
A Mawkish Sheepshearer
An Extreme Dogcatcher
A Tolerant Wizard
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
5102050100500More coming soon! Make suggestions on the Improbot Facebook page.