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A Protective Mobster
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A Well-rounded Scientist
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A Distrustful Exterminator
A Serious Choreographer
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A Loyal Botanist
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A Prim Firefighter
A Liberal Torturer
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A Fanciful Lifeguard
A Satisfied Ditch Digger
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A Groovy Fortune-teller
A Sensual Mobster
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A Compulsive Teacher
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An Invulnerable Cheesemaker
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A Painstaking Beautician
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A Tender Electrician
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A Mannerless Baker
A Modern Violinist
A Predictable Rat Catcher
A Noncommittal Pirate
A Presumptuous Drug Dealer
A Unique Governor
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An Impatient Soldier
A Curious Private Detective
A Fickle Ninja
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An Easy Chicken Sexer
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A Smiling Barber
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A Realistic Physician
A Charismatic Composer
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A Willing Explorer
A Paralyzed Sage
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A Pugnacious Lumberjack
An Impractical Marshal
A Compassionate Spy
A Stubborn Criminal
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A Troublesome Medic
A Mystical Mason
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A Dishonest Ventriloquist
A Graceless Librarian
A Tactless Percussionist
A Narrow-minded Watchmaker
An Energetic Clown
A Decisive Hypnotist
A Gloomy Gravedigger
An Agonizing Model
A Strict Undertaker
A Casual Swimming Coach
A Disloyal Doctor
A Winning Teacher
A Frisky Sniper
A Predatory Truck Driver
A Ridiculous Electrician
A Delicate Lawyer
An Impressive Boatbuilder
A Jolly Screenwriter
A Hardy Publisher
A Loyal Taxidermist
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A Barbaric Assassin
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A Steady Tailor
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A Restrained Linguist
An Ambitious Dancer
An Abrasive Electrician
A Tasteless Archer
A Neat Gladiator
A Conservative Cook
An Envious Bandit
A Busy Surgeon
A Doubtful Dictator
A Blissful Goldsmith
An Inspired Physician
An Uneasy Mason
A Neutral Astronaut
An Ordinary Spy
A Conformist Beggar
A Tolerant Swimmer
A Pained Busker
An Experimental Gravedigger
A Calculating Engineer
A Scornful Drug Dealer
A Compulsive Gate-keeper
A Possessive Exterminator
A Peaceful Screenwriter
A Compassionate Dressmaker
A Stupefied Painter
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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