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A Panicked Meteorologist
A Ready Ventriloquist
A Mature Taxi-driver
A Confidential Shepherd
A Glamorous Writer
An Enthusiastic Researcher
A Pretentious Sniper
An Egocentric Electrician
A Practical Physician
A Closed off Surgeon
A Witty Marshal
A Difficult DJ
A Bright Dentist
A Faithful Sleuth
An Amazed Bureaucrat
A Clear-headed Boatbuilder
A Chummy Botanist
A Hurt Executioner
A Beautiful Explorer
A Silly Writer
A Sensual Veterinarian
An Inquisitive Hairdresser
A Disinterested Barber
A Humble Teacher
An Incapable Tailor
A Liberated Baker
A Cerebral Reporter
A Power-hungry Broker
An Uneasy Herald
A Complex Executioner
A Fraudulent Clown
A High-handed Flight Attendant
A Courteous Servant
A Distracted Guitarist
A Painstaking Busker
A Big-thinking Magician
A Crude Police Officer
An Unhealthy Builder
A Contradictory Artist
An Obnoxious Salesperson
An Insecure Fortune-teller
A Hesitant Pharmacist
An Inert Spin Doctor
A Gentle Singer
A Fashionable Barista
A Lousy Scout
A Demanding Blacksmith
An Agonizing Sound Technician
A Practical Engineer
A Disinterested Security Guard
A Distracted Peddlar
An Insulting Journalist
A Foolish Yak Herder
A Cynical Mortician
An Elegant Air Traffic Controller
A Victimized Pickpocket
A Stubborn Assassin
A Self-reliant Hunter
A Sentimental Park Ranger
A Fun-loving Detective
A Discontented Exterminator
A Pedantic Fishmonger
An Outspoken Blacksmith
A Provocative Shipwright
A Fatalistic Spy
A Desperate DJ
A Woeful Guide
A Conventional Mobster
A Reactionary Secretary
An Impatient Bandit
An Extravagant Florist
An Expedient Entertainer
A Forgetful Fashion Designer
A Fraudulent Nanny
A Bold Cartoonist
An Individualistic Violinist
A Suspicious Lifeguard
A Modest Builder
A Disorganized Hunter
A Troublesome Guru
An Effeminate Gondolier
A Procrastinating Astronaut
A Conformist Janitor
A Thorough Swordsmith
An Obnoxious Firefighter
A Satisfied Sleuth
An Infatuated Paramedic
A Worked Up Physicist
A Phlegmatic Gravedigger
An Encouraged Detective
A Restrained Screenwriter
A Passionate Spy
A Mistaken Athlete
A Conservative Crook
A Careless Hunter
A Frivolous Hairdresser
A Fuming Beekeeper
A Proud Priest
A Neat Spin Doctor
A Lost Winemaker
A Lonely Tailor
A Meddlesome Webmaster
A Clear-headed Silversmith
A Keen Wizard
A Fashionable Electrician
A Fixed Chief of Police
A Dirty Clown
An Offended Guru
A Lifeless Paramedic
An Airy Gardener
A Troublesome Goatherd
An Encouraged Diver
A Vague Security Guard
A Lucky Butcher
An Astigmatic Winemaker
A Reverential Clerk
A Lying Dietician
A Touchy Singer
A Tasteless Cartoonist
A Criminal Historian
A Tortured Hypnotist
A Hard Working Matador
A Restless Magician
A Placid Priest
A Passionate Police Officer
An Articulate Guru
An Optimistic Soldier
An Unpatriotic Magistrate
A Creative Chief of Police
A Phlegmatic Juggler
A Ticklish Translator
A Dutiful Private Detective
An Exciting Burglar
A Tactless Programmer
A Decent Cartoonist
A Self-critical Sheriff
A Greedy Torturer
A Discreet Dictator
An Understanding Gladiator
A Lovable Farmer
A Scholarly Choreographer
A Skeptical Air Traffic Controller
An Unprincipled Innkeeper
A Mistaken Dancer
A Dogmatic Blacksmith
An Irreverent Diver
An Exciting Brewer
A Critical Goatherd
A Conformist Baker
A Preoccupied Messenger
A Paranoid Pirate
A Mawkish Sleuth
A Venomous Teacher
A Restrained Scientist
A Fascinated Interrogator
A Superstitious Chief of Police
A Reactionary Stunt Double
A Confused Gate-keeper
An Insecure Musician
A Conciliatory Firefighter
An Alert Gladiator
A Scholarly Wizard
A Disobedient Dancer
An Original Shop Assistant
A Determined Construction Worker
A Thankful Innkeeper
An Observant Marine
A Prudent Paleontologist
A Perplexed Juggler
A Soft Diplomat
An Opinionated Beggar
An Unimaginative Knight
A Nonchalant Coach
A Dramatic Busker
A Purposeful Doctor
A High-handed Bandit
A Dejected Goatherd
A Confused Astronaut
A Familial Trapper
A Thankful Jailer
A Jolly Veterinarian
A Conceited Locksmith
A Delighted Violinist
A Protective Printer
A Cultured Air Traffic Controller
A Trendy Hairdresser
A Disruptive Chauffeur
A Groovy Scientist
A Power-hungry Librarian
A Neat Physician
A Reflective Mercenary
An Intrigued Wizard
A Restless Impersonator
A Dignified Make-up Artist
A Predictable Principal
A Pugnacious Truck Driver
A Warm Firefighter
A Wary Guard
An Enthusiastic Security Guard
An Unprincipled Detective
A Conceited Park Ranger
A Tasteful Philanthropist
A Calm Gravedigger
A Skeptical Musician
A Blissful Teacher
An Artful Dogcatcher
A Charming Yak Herder
A Simple Politician
A Forthright Saxophonist
A Skinny Chef
A Frivolous Undertaker
A Dignified Librarian
A Folksy Inventor
A Bitter Flight Attendant
A Ridiculous Plumber
An Amoral Terrorist
A Fanciful Taxi-driver
A Thievish Torturer
A Circumspect Sheriff
A Courteous Wizard
A Freewheeling Engineer
A Sweet Brewer
An Offensive Mercenary
A Miserly Game Show Host
A Strict Builder
A Paternalistic Surgeon
A Sedentary Sleuth
A Terrible Librarian
A Predatory Clown
An Incorruptible Chef
A Dependent Drug Dealer
A Willing Winemaker
A False Farmer
A Realistic Sailor
An Old Beekeeper
A Happy Shepherd
A Bright Torturer
A Moralistic Fisher
A Frisky Dancer
An Abrasive Veterinarian
An Unrestrained Singer
A Sedentary Paramedic
An Amiable Assassin
An Idiosyncratic Surgeon
A Lazy Chef
A Possessive Pickpocket
A Decent Firefighter
A Curious Architect
A Calm Ornithologist
A Monstrous Farmer
A Brutal Choreographer
An Admirable Paleontologist
An Agonized Actor
An Envious Beautician
A Lying Welder
A Tortured Ventriloquist
An Unpatriotic Scientist
An Inspired Pilot
An Alarmed Spy
A Superstitious Messenger
An Insecure Mayor
A Pedantic Chauffeur
An Inquisitive Torturer
A Sadistic Guitarist
A Sentimental Sniper
A Concerned Guard
A Gloomy Computer Programmer
An Arbitrary Fraudster
A Flexible Swineherd
A Fatigued Playwright
A Frivolous Mason
A Bizarre Swimming Coach
A Persuasive Captain
A Festive Welder
A Trusting Chauffeur
A Disturbing Pilot
A Gullible Governor
A Solemn Cheesemaker
A Sore Researcher
A Creative Musician
A Quaking Customs Officer
A Businesslike Singer
A Physical Builder
An Ashamed Security Guard
A Narcissistic Goldsmith
A Dry Barber
A Willing Photographer
An Open-minded Waiter
A Repentant Sleuth
A Pompous Sound Technician
A Dreamy Weaver
A Freewheeling Lighthouse-keeper
An Amoral Pickpocket
A Stiff Judge
A Satisfied Innkeeper
A Fawning Computer Programmer
A Tall Undertaker
An Ugly Court Jester
A Phlegmatic Terrorist
A Festive Ornithologist
A Mealymouthed Optometrist
A Wonderful Writer
An Invulnerable Architect
An Intelligent Spelunker
A Winning Programmer
An Old Messenger
A Confused Nanny
A Reflective Drummer
A Lazy Cheesemaker
An Offensive Jeweler
A Discreet Banker
A Tearful Receptionist
A Glamorous Biologist
An Interested Director
A Hard Working Factory Worker
A Conscientious Cook
A Hardworking Firefighter
A Tense Saxophonist
An Unimaginative Interpreter
An Affectionate Salesperson
A Distracted Deputy
A Pompous Chef
A Persuasive Poet
A Strong Hairdresser
An Interested Bank Robber
A Folksy Astronaut
A Busy Receptionist
A Deep Beautician
An Original Guitarist
An Honest Chief of Police
A Charming Cook
A Forgiving Game Show Host
A Considerate Pastor
A Stern Impersonator
A Sedentary Inventor
A Bizarre Terrorist
An Appreciative Gate-keeper
An Injured Factory Worker
A Personable Astronaut
A Sympathetic Sniper
An Insincere Oracle
An Unstable Coach
A Neglectful Security Guard
An Inoffensive Gondolier
An Unbelieving Bonecarver
A Repentant Goldsmith
A Beautiful Bodyguard
An Imaginative Deputy
A Woeful Firefighter
A Bitter Terrorist
An Idiosyncratic Guitarist
A Folksy DJ
An Opinionated Executioner
A Conceited Ninja
A Prim Builder
A Political Pilot
A Disorderly Blacksmith
A Cautious Truck Driver
A Strong-willed Explorer
A Helpful Comedian
A Handsome Sniper
A Casual Conductor
A Merry Diver
A Perverse Priest
An Upright Playwright
A Fun-loving Missionary
A Loving Merchant
An Alarmed Weaver
A Hesitant Magician
A Short Police Officer
A Debonair Physician
A Charmless Botanist
An Easy Optometrist
A Fatigued Psychiatrist
An Elegant Sculptor
A Colorful Builder
A Tense Bonecarver
A Disgusting Oracle
A Stupefied Dentist
An Inert Hairdresser
An Odd Barber
A Bewildered Librarian
A Tough Security Guard
A Friendly Lifeguard
A Distracted Surgeon
A Fanciful Programmer
A Short Lawyer
A Kind Assassin
An Incorruptible Farmer
A Bold Hunter
A Thievish Florist
An Ambitious Manager
A Stern Scientist
A Benevolent Dogcatcher
An Intolerant Cheesemaker
An Absentminded Spin Doctor
A Bitter Drummer
An Innovative Garbage Collector
A Worked Up Broker
A Hearty Comedian
A Grieved Magician
An Angry Saxophonist
A Repugnant Swordsmith
A Distracted Bartender
A Rowdy Photographer
A Simple Merchant
An Excited Matador
A Hidebound Sheriff
A Merry Make-up Artist
An Emotional Magistrate
An Unappreciative Construction Worker
A Passive Swineherd
A Calm Programmer
A Dramatic Drummer
A Disciplined Crook
A Sedentary Park Ranger
A Blissful Missionary
An Articulate Impersonator
A Circumspect Pilot
A Quirky Servant
A Messy Shepherd
An Invisible Gladiator
An Imaginative Historian
An Unfriendly Physician
An Uncomplaining Bonecarver
A Fuming Private Detective
A Clear-headed Philanthropist
A Hefty Dancer
An Affectionate Chief of Police
An Idealistic Manager
A Dissonant Personal Trainer
An Inoffensive Dressmaker
An Unsentimental Student
A Disloyal Doctor
A Modern Court Jester
A Sharing Magistrate
A Coarse Construction Worker
A Festive Navigator
An Innovative Executioner
A Romantic Philanthropist
An Aggressive Hypnotist
A Conceited Shop Assistant
An Individualistic Lifeguard
A Charmless Matador
An Efficient Sound Technician
An Obedient Judge
A Proud Musician
A Faithless Truck Driver
An Impressive Antique Dealer
A Thankful Singer
A Sensitive Dogcatcher
A Blissful Inventor
A Popular Lighthouse-keeper
A Sharing Crook
A Hardworking Court Jester
A Disruptive Burglar
A Nihilistic Guitarist
A Tearful Screenwriter
An Incensed Goatherd
A Studious Wizard
An Alone Ventriloquist
A Busy Astronaut
An Expedient Magistrate
A Good-natured Zookeeper
An Outspoken Fortune-teller
A Stoic Cheesemaker
A Strong Janitor
A Surprising Governor
A Free and Easy Salesperson
A Possessive Lifeguard
A Lustful Photographer
An Impressive Social Worker
A Contemptible Goldsmith
An Efficient Fraudster
A Precise Screenwriter
A Sexy Coroner
A Reverential Secretary
A Charismatic Mortician
A Ritualistic Builder
A Paranoid Drug Dealer
A Pretentious Wizard
A Stiff Imam
A Perplexed Chef
A Strong Firefighter
A Tenacious Pilot
A Wishful Composer
An Ashamed Police Officer
An Obnoxious Sculptor
A Zany Ornithologist
A High-spirited Artist
An Indifferent Spy
A Thorough Swineherd
An Inconsiderate Cameraman
A Jolly Scientist
A Cautious Coach
A Gracious Diver
An Amazed Dictator
A Fatalistic Greengrocer
A Doubtful Boatbuilder
A Spirited Assassin
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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