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A Subjective Weaver
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A Mature Builder
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A Reassured Soldier
A Softheaded Poet
A Rational Mayor
A Realistic Stunt Double
A Suave Chef
An Inferior Social Worker
A Dry Construction Worker
An Uncertain Sound Technician
A Physical Herald
A Spirited Game Show Host
A Formal Paramedic
An Excited Mason
An Authoritarian Assassin
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A Devoted Jeweler
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A Precise Paramedic
A Decadent Librarian
An Optimistic Saxophonist
A Confident Marshal
A Woeful Plumber
A Paranoid Bodyguard
A Tragic Sheepshearer
A Shallow Sniper
A Patriotic Captain
A Sure Archer
A Small-thinking Chief of Police
A Devoted Wizard
A Heroic Tailor
A Fuming Drug Dealer
An Enraged Physician
An Irritated Farmer
An Attractive Deputy
A Conservative Swimming Coach
An Unimaginative Dentist
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A Repressed Nurse
A Fraudulent Magician
A Pure Pastor
A Silly Firefighter
A Determined Tax Collector
An Open-minded Barber
A Hefty Jailer
A Frustrated Model
A Thoughtless Biologist
A Patient Author
A Dependent Yodeler
An Invulnerable Computer Programmer
An Insincere Hunter
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A Brittle Evangelist
A Secure Bodyguard
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A Satisfied Historian
An Infuriated Taxidermist
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A Melancholic Swimming Coach
A False Chef
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A Decisive Terrorist
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A Lovely Scientist
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An Overimaginative Shepherd
A Slow Matador
A Distrustful Game Show Host
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A Considerate Security Guard
A Dedicated Jockey
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A Forceful Oracle
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A Funky Imam
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An Intolerant Saxophonist
A Bland Taxi-driver
An Alert Librarian
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A Warm Explorer
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A Rational Servant
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A Repressed Busker
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A Difficult Plumber
A Stoic DJ
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A Tragic Teacher
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A Healthy Florist
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A Frustrated Engineer
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A Shallow Chef
A Decadent Judge
A Bland Marine
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A Calm Pirate
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A Paralyzed Bank Robber
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A Clumsy Messenger
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An Optimistic Surgeon
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A Well-read Firefighter
A Fickle Ditch Digger
A Tactless Psychiatrist
A Neurotic Scientist
A Pleased Waiter
An Anxious Architect
A Charmless Playwright
A Tasteful Chauffeur
A Passive Construction Worker
A Heartbroken Deputy
An Arbitrary Manicurist
A Bizarre Detective
A Studious Astronaut
An Unstable Taxidermist
A Hostile Ornithologist
An Insulting Hunter
A Venomous Court Jester
A Zany Marine
An Experimental Jeweler
A Cheating Chemist
A Well-meaning Fashion Designer
An Adventurous Spin Doctor
An Extreme Webmaster
A Vindictive Painter
A Contemptible Wizard
A Circumspect Oracle
An Ashamed Pilot
A Charmless Gate-keeper
A Closed off Stonecutter
A Private Linguist
A Threatened Astronaut
A Childish Locksmith
A Quaking Cook
An Impulsive Florist
A Hurt Gardener
A Discontented Assassin
A Deep Screenwriter
An Engrossed Guard
A Slow Teacher
An Open-minded Chauffeur
An Extravagant Plumber
A Monstrous Spelunker
A Religious Bartender
An Unsure Librarian
A Barbaric Drummer
An Idiosyncratic Musician
A Provocative Undertaker
An Amused Mathematician
A Resentful Boatbuilder
An Inspired Private Detective
A Good-natured Wizard
A Curious Clockmaker
A Reserved Philanthropist
A Realistic Interpreter
A Pedantic DJ
A Venomous Sound Technician
An Insightful Bodyguard
A Captivating Game Show Host
A Profound Pirate
A Youthful Zookeeper
A Foolish Cartoonist
A Negativistic Sleuth
A Malicious Magician
A Stupefied Chef
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A Skinny Sheriff
A Secure Botanist
An Overimaginative Bank Robber
A Rejected Swimmer
An Unrestrained Evangelist
A Dejected Teacher
A Profound Gardener
An Unbelieving Juggler
A Dissatisfied Editor
An Empathetic Screenwriter
A Compulsive Farmer
An Amazed Butcher
A Progressive Lifeguard
An Erratic Singer
A Dirty Gladiator
An Irrational Referee
A Lovable Cobbler
An Eager Meteorologist
A Dissonant Electrician
A Heartbroken Reporter
An Infatuated Exterminator
A Disappointed Mayor
A Meddlesome Dentist
An Extraordinary Missionary
An Earthy Taxi-driver
A Nihilistic Court Jester
An Aloof Politician
A Skeptical Researcher
A Nervous Busker
A Steely Drug Dealer
An Old-fashioned Inventor
An Indulgent Waiter
A Self-effacing Soldier
A Cultured Welder
A Hopeful Security Guard
A Clear-headed Game Show Host
A Loyal Mobster
An Envious Weaver
A Thorough Pharmacist
A Suspicious Sleuth
A Vague Priest
A Confident Beggar
A Circumspect Beekeeper
A Fearful Trapper
A Weak Sage
An Efficient Engineer
A Distracted Firefighter
A Dishonest Florist
A Folksy Butler
An Authoritarian Flight Attendant
A Childish Baker
An Innovative Mobster
A Snoopy Ornithologist
A Despairing Actor
A Lifeless Police Officer
An Aggressive Lawyer
An Excitable Thief
A Poor Taxi-driver
A Surprising Bank Robber
A Tortured Veterinarian
A Kind Sniper
A Steadfast Firefighter
A Gallant Chicken Sexer
A Weak-willed Wizard
A Self-indulgent Dogcatcher
A Faithful Cheesemaker
A Resentful Fraudster
A Genuine Computer Programmer
A Bizarre Playwright
A Comfortable Surgeon
A Pugnacious Paramedic
A Secretive Marshal
An Infuriated Broker
An Articulate Tax Collector
A Demanding Actor
A Deep Sheriff
A Fraudulent Beautician
A Vindictive Botanist
A Simple Welder
An Extreme Zookeeper
A Religious Lifeguard
An Unpatriotic Gladiator
A Shrewd Flight Attendant
A Mealymouthed Physician
A Dynamic Guitarist
A Venomous Barber
An Escapist Violinist
A Restrained Cab Driver
A Weak-willed Paramedic
A Paralyzed Teacher
An Elated Matador
An Enigmatic Stunt Double
A Stubborn Construction Worker
A Courteous Fashion Designer
A Foolish Governor
A Dry Assassin
A Mannerless Surgeon
A Powerless Knight
A Small-thinking Principal
An Unsentimental Secretary
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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