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A Popular Botanist
A Gallant Photographer
A Treacherous Monk
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An Opportunistic Builder
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An Elegant Ninja
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A Powerless Swimming Coach
A Fraudulent Private Detective
A Sober Mason
A Handsome Bishop
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An Upright Wizard
A Complacent Poet
A Despicable Pianist
A Superficial Court Jester
A Dominating Carver
A Content Guide
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A Provocative Editor
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A Sober Professor
A Forthright Composer
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A Passive Sleuth
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A Dull Astronaut
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An Obedient Director
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An Insecure Bodyguard
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A Rigid Bricklayer
A Dynamic Psychiatrist
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An Aggressive Poet
A Lustful Broker
A Quiet Truck Driver
A Dejected Banker
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A Sloppy Dentist
An Articulate Bandit
A Weak Cheesemaker
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A Reverential Astronaut
A Steadfast Nurse
A Scheming Pirate
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An Incorruptible Bodyguard
A Painstaking Doctor
A Considerate Record Producer
A Single-minded Sheepshearer
An Optimistic Sniper
A Youthful Shoemaker
A Coarse Dentist
A Trustworthy Tax Collector
A Forthright Wedding Planner
A Dramatic Interior Designer
An Unlucky Bureaucrat
A Scornful Yodeler
A Faithful Juggler
A Vindictive Mason
A Passionate Busker
An Unbelieving Winemaker
An Antisocial Construction Worker
An Athletic Interrogator
A Mawkish Fisher
A Good-natured Watchmaker
A Tearful Architect
An Expedient Executioner
A Lucky Pastor
A Naive Principal
A Rustic Private Detective
An Articulate Brewer
A Reliable Guru
An Impersonal Carver
An Agonized Taxidermist
A Zany Shop Assistant
A Prejudiced Barber
A Scheming Guide
A High-handed Factory Worker
A Keen Physicist
An Intelligent Fraudster
An Anxious Bricklayer
A Businesslike Customs Officer
A Power-hungry Pirate
A Scrupulous Ninja
A Practical Poet
A Simple Publisher
A Clean Park Ranger
A Funny Weaver
An Irresponsible Sleuth
A Passive Hunter
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A Sore Veterinarian
A Shaky Interior Designer
A Physical Beggar
A Touchy Singer
A Sulky Manager
A Shy Mechanic
A Morbid Gladiator
An Ordinary Geologist
A Repentant Surgeon
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An Extraordinary Dentist
An Unlucky Explorer
A Helpless Paleontologist
An Intense Governor
A Rowdy Herald
A Dreamy Screenwriter
An Irreligious Chicken Sexer
A Conformist Merchant
A Discourteous Watchmaker
An Unhealthy Mobster
A Frightened Antique Dealer
A Scholarly Zookeeper
A Mature Photographer
An Insincere Veterinarian
A Dissatisfied Chief of Police
An Annoyed Psychiatrist
A Despicable Editor
A Ritualistic Soldier
A Difficult Sniper
A Disobedient Deputy
An Old Wedding Planner
An Unsentimental Pirate
A Tough Barber
An Infuriated Security Guard
A Cooperative Mason
A Tall Monk
A Useless Personal Trainer
A Precise Cook
A Powerless Detective
A Dismayed Police Officer
A Conscientious Dogcatcher
A Ridiculous Singer
An Overjoyed Chief of Police
A Happy Dancer
An Unrestrained Interpreter
An Artful Silversmith
An Uncooperative Judge
An Inferior Juggler
A Conventional Journalist
A Self-reliant Hypnotist
A Free and Easy Accountant
A Skeptical Knight
A Ravenous Barber
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A Sensual Carver
A Focused Baker
A Calculating Navigator
A Steady Artist
An Unsure Truck Driver
A Sweaty Illustrator
A Useless Pirate
A Glamorous Percussionist
An Honest Ninja
A Sanctimonious Professor
A Distrustful Clown
A Shy Screenwriter
A Frivolous Dictator
A Wary Janitor
A Liberated Guard
An Amazing Linguist
A Free and Easy Exterminator
A Cynical Cook
An Extreme Swimming Coach
A Tender Manager
A Careless Winemaker
A Pretentious Sheriff
A Spontaneous Painter
A Fun-loving Fisher
An Unfathomable Drug Dealer
A Complacent Plumber
A Perverse Archer
A Nervous Astronaut
A Paralyzed Composer
A Trembling Webmaster
A Ticklish Soldier
A Closed off Singer
A Hopeful Real Estate Agent
An Overimaginative Secretary
A Small-thinking Bricklayer
An Imaginative Stonecutter
A Brutal Terrorist
An Amoral Director
A Courteous Author
An Unappreciative Surgeon
An Admirable Cheesemaker
An Amused Wizard
An Elated Hunter
A Short Actor
An Artful Police Officer
A Forceful Teacher
A Dissatisfied Wedding Planner
An Insincere Bank Robber
A Moralistic Politician
A Dismayed Builder
A Scared Swimmer
A Disinterested Percussionist
A Haughty Assassin
A Casual Hairdresser
An Angry Director
A Stern Archer
A Dry Swordsmith
A Personable Spy
A Fuming Taxidermist
A Lonely Tattooist
A Sophisticated Barber
A Distressed Cook
An Offensive Game Show Host
A Wary Bandit
A Stylish Reporter
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