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A Loyal Doctor
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A Hardworking Messenger
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An Idealistic Choreographer
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A Softheaded Truck Driver
A Frightened Sculptor
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A Hypnotic Guide
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A Clumsy Wizard
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A Difficult Rabbi
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A Despairing Lawyer
A Fiery Beekeeper
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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