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An Irrational Interior Designer
A Gallant Detective
An Impractical Taxi-driver
An Unfriendly Messenger
A Pained Spin Doctor
A Mournful Mason
An Obsessive Actor
A Short Paramedic
A Pretentious Police Officer
A Cynical Physicist
A Pugnacious Optometrist
A Joyous Tailor
A Ticklish Courier
An Intuitive Burglar
A Sharing Magician
A Decisive Mathematician
A Sure Cheesemaker
A Freewheeling Executioner
A Devious Plumber
An Indifferent Taxidermist
An Incensed Swineherd
A Confused Dressmaker
A Boisterous Scout
An Agonizing Truck Driver
An Old-fashioned Hotelier
A Hard Working Cook
A Melancholic Welder
An Easily Discouraged Captain
A Glad Gate-keeper
A Groovy Personal Trainer
A Pleased Poet
An Indulgent Burglar
A Morbid Flight Attendant
A Miserable Winemaker
A Softheaded Ventriloquist
A Stiff Butler
A Hidebound Taxi-driver
An Offended Playwright
A Helpless Matador
A Meddlesome Spin Doctor
A Thrilled Teacher
An Inert Sleuth
A Magnanimous Gardener
A Powerless Magician
An Observant Pickpocket
A Rigid Court Jester
A Brave Herald
A Wonderful Assassin
A Gullible Torturer
An Affectionate Courier
A Hefty Sniper
An Easy Matador
A Narrow-minded Brewer
A Weak-willed Sleuth
An Impressionable Peddlar
A Discontented Medic
A Disillusioned Magistrate
A Fearful Shoemaker
A Dramatic Hunter
A Frightened Stonecutter
A Freethinking Goldsmith
An Effeminate Sheriff
A Fun-loving Dancer
An Aggressive Bandit
An Unsure Guide
A Sly Lifeguard
A Resourceful Construction Worker
A Charmless Police Officer
A Charismatic Archaeologist
An Interested Exotic Dancer
A Forgiving Butler
An Impudent Clown
An One-dimensional Garbage Collector
A Phlegmatic Captain
An Educated Writer
A Secretive Pirate
A Compassionate Fraudster
A Passionate Musician
An Independent Welder
A Tearful Interpreter
A Perverse Dietician
An Honest Spy
A Competitive Botanist
A Hard Working Athlete
A Cold Security Guard
A Resourceful Sculptor
A Greedy Pastor
A Self-indulgent Sleuth
An Alone Archaeologist
An Encouraged Teacher
A Warm Yak Herder
An Idiosyncratic Paleontologist
An Energetic Dietician
A Lifeless Butcher
A Neglectful Hotelier
An Unfriendly Tattooist
A Touchy Detective
A Cowardly Ventriloquist
An Aloof Dentist
A Prim Matador
A Tolerant Welder
An Insulting Crook
An Exciting Hunter
A Private Carver
A Selfless Chief of Police
A Vague Torturer
A Practical Hypnotist
An Appreciative Bartender
A Beautiful Stunt Double
A Nosy Garbage Collector
A Forceful Graphic Artist
A Despairing Sleuth
An Efficient Illustrator
A Predictable Air Traffic Controller
A Fawning Court Jester
A Deep Farmer
An Injured Trapper
A Terrible Pianist
An Unpleasant Optometrist
A Receptive Pirate
An Unimaginative Flight Attendant
A Healthy Tax Collector
A Money-minded Surgeon
An Irritated Manicurist
An Athletic Fraudster
A Monstrous Swineherd
An Inhibited Detective
A Helpful Lawyer
An Amoral Architect
A Mistaken Radiologist
A Scared Undertaker
An Unfathomable Paleontologist
A Fanatical Juggler
A Grim Beggar
A Boisterous Gladiator
A Vulnerable Politician
A Devious Photographer
An Ecstatic Deputy
An Artificial Writer
A Magnanimous Architect
A Desolate Mechanic
A Passionate Builder
An Irreligious Clockmaker
A Thoughtless Wizard
An Alert Athlete
A Romantic Messenger
A Sanctimonious Dietician
A Clear-headed Barista
A Stupid Entrepreneur
A Concerned Sleuth
A Scared Beekeeper
An Absentminded Judge
An Intelligent Astronaut
An Independent Court Jester
An Elegant Poet
A Mannered Principal
A Rational Actor
A Cowardly Jockey
An Aloof Security Guard
An Inquisitive Beautician
A Physical Captain
An Upright Real Estate Agent
A Lovely Assassin
A Relaxed Coach
A Popular Make-up Artist
An Offhand Zookeeper
A Pessimistic Fashion Designer
A Calculating Explorer
A Leisurely Court Jester
A Criminal Jailer
A Dominating Sculptor
A Modest Sage
A Paranoid Minister
An Uncharitable Surgeon
A Clumsy Mobster
A Presumptuous Beautician
A Physical Imam
A Sweet Sniper
A High-handed Juggler
A Superficial Bartender
A Provocative Ninja
A Superstitious Gardener
A Foolish Zookeeper
A Persuasive Secretary
A Suspicious Soldier
A Glad Scout
A Mellow Editor
A Responsive Tattooist
An Apathetic Director
An Amazing Beautician
A Skinny Physicist
A Mystical Professor
An Unfathomable Rabbi
A Despairing Ditch Digger
A Physical Bandit
A Jolly Private Detective
A Decent Servant
An Extreme Saxophonist
An Unstable Fashion Designer
A Circumspect Real Estate Agent
A Discouraging Builder
A Well-rounded Thief
A Blissful Boatbuilder
An Enigmatic Principal
A Clever Beautician
A Dull Journalist
A Complex Pharmacist
A Reactive Minister
A Terrible Referee
An Unrestrained Yak Herder
A Dejected Butler
A Terrified Innkeeper
A Stable Poet
A Self-denying Sailor
A Political Brewer
A Single-minded Interrogator
A Formal Swimming Coach
A Hearty Pickpocket
An Indecisive Mortician
A Steely Choreographer
A Sanctimonious Personal Trainer
An Uninhibited Guard
An Unimaginative Juggler
A Courageous Ditch Digger
A Lying Merchant
An Uncomplaining Barber
A Discreet Researcher
A Sadistic Biologist
A Fascinated Pirate
A Romantic Stunt Double
A Questioning Bartender
An Ambitious Court Jester
A Cross Clerk
A Disruptive Hairdresser
A Narcissistic Courier
A Lovely Webmaster
A Preoccupied Astronaut
An Agreeable Sculptor
A Possessive Undertaker
A Prim Surgeon
A Bewildered Architect
An Indignant DJ
A Disloyal Chauffeur
A Pathetic Author
A Flexible Air Traffic Controller
An Elated Tax Collector
A Guileless Explorer
A Folksy Inventor
An Independent Executioner
A Thorough Marine
A Faithful Pastor
An Irreverent Historian
An Empathetic Sniper
A Disgusting Fraudster
A Handsome Bartender
A Loyal Librarian
A Delighted Fishmonger
A Clean Artist
A Fashionable Nurse
An Ordinary Playwright
A Moralistic Beekeeper
A Conciliatory Sheepshearer
A Regimental Florist
An Emotional Magician
A Boisterous Matador
An Unimaginative Veterinarian
A Zany Saxophonist
A Focused Shepherd
A Hearty Priest
An Adventurous Servant
A Despicable Missionary
A Tough Archaeologist
A Conventional Teacher
A Mechanical Watchmaker
An Erratic Choreographer
An Intuitive Chemist
A Peaceful Court Jester
A Neurotic Matador
A Noncommittal Dictator
An Earnest Guard
An Indifferent Sailor
An Unbelieving Singer
A Physical Carver
A Courageous Courier
A Principled Paramedic
An Experimental Boatbuilder
A Soft Poet
An Unfriendly Dentist
A Forceful Scout
A Melancholic Cartoonist
A Moody Professor
A Reactive Tax Collector
A Brutal Geologist
An Enthusiastic Guru
A Sensual Photographer
An Egocentric Innkeeper
A Determined Comedian
A Tenacious Librarian
A Concerned Watchmaker
A Gracious Record Producer
A Ticklish Flight Attendant
A Weary Goatherd
A Purposeful Jockey
A Confused Police Officer
A Cheerful Explorer
A Dissonant Dogcatcher
An Inquisitive Teacher
A Gleeful Scout
An Important Barber
A Rational Taxi-driver
An Intense Crook
A Modest Game Show Host
A Rigid Translator
A Self-effacing Drug Dealer
A Meddlesome Physician
An Offensive Writer
An Uncooperative Goatherd
A Scornful Explorer
A Sorrowful Thief
A Personable Tax Collector
A Softheaded Biologist
An Unhappy Bartender
A Naive Shop Assistant
A Reactive Hunter
A Purposeful Air Traffic Controller
A Vivacious Swordsmith
A Weak-willed Gravedigger
A Freewheeling Clown
A Disorganized Nurse
A Disturbing Barber
An Outspoken Busker
A Personable Matador
An Open-minded Veterinarian
An Amazed Dogcatcher
An Envious Teacher
A False Trapper
A Helpful Composer
A Resentful Exotic Dancer
A Cooperative Brewer
A Clean Entertainer
An Indifferent Fisher
A Regretful Coach
A Heartbroken Scout
A Vague Private Detective
A Mellow Hunter
A Reverential Monk
A Wealthy Interior Designer
A Criminal Lawyer
A Compulsive Entrepreneur
A Brilliant Firefighter
A Disappointed Executioner
A Nosy Ornithologist
A Muddle-headed Cheesemaker
A Naive Silversmith
An Old Principal
A Woeful Actor
An Objective Busker
A Rebellious DJ
A Clean Drug Dealer
A Detestable Tattooist
A Friendly Chicken Sexer
A Bored Teacher
A Nihilistic Wizard
A Cross Detective
A Cerebral Impersonator
A Decisive Sniper
A Humiliated Burglar
An Egocentric Soldier
An Obedient Nurse
A Hurt Publisher
An Experimental Zookeeper
A Delicate Beekeeper
A Disorganized Air Traffic Controller
A Thrilled Pastor
A Stiff Librarian
A Graceless Bodyguard
A Good-natured Drug Dealer
A Helpless Winemaker
A Brave Jeweler
A Dependent Computer Programmer
A Brilliant Fashion Designer
A Moody Bank Robber
An Idiosyncratic Flight Attendant
A Generous Zookeeper
A Cerebral Navigator
A Distracted Astronaut
A Wishful Peddlar
A Frightening Reporter
A Shrewd Beekeeper
An Insightful Deputy
A Disobedient Air Traffic Controller
A Fiery Pharmacist
A Tasteful Security Guard
An Eloquent Singer
A Playful Detective
A Circumspect Oracle
A Provoked Hunter
A Careless Senator
A Brave Surgeon
A Neglectful Librarian
A Caring Waiter
A Repugnant Pickpocket
A Flexible Pirate
An Extraordinary Impersonator
A Conventional Magician
A Popular Guru
A Demanding Butcher
A Decadent Carver
A Regimental Detective
An Intelligent Beautician
A Plodding Captain
A Ritualistic Mobster
A Brittle Beekeeper
An Inspired Ambassador
An Uncharitable Musician
A Stubborn Blacksmith
An Argumentative Principal
An Egocentric Teacher
A Fanatical Criminal
A Woeful Electrician
A Naive Wedding Planner
A Modern Security Guard
A Quiet Deputy
An Ashamed Surgeon
A Complacent Ventriloquist
An Indignant Chemist
A Shallow Referee
A Perverse Miner
A Sarcastic Herald
A Festive Private Detective
A Familial Chicken Sexer
A Lustful Linguist
A Blissful Pianist
A Soft Spy
A Disrespectful Hypnotist
A Messy Drug Dealer
A Reactionary Poet
A Miserable Make-up Artist
A Foolish Accountant
A Submissive Fortune-teller
A Magnanimous Percussionist
An Empty Translator
A Deceitful Writer
A Gloomy Executioner
A Resourceful Captain
An Idiosyncratic Torturer
A Fun-loving Lifeguard
A Dismayed Brewer
A Hurt Bodyguard
A Studious Innkeeper
A Malicious Senator
An Irreligious Barber
An Oppressed Jailer
A Certain Clerk
A Despairing Ventriloquist
A Surprised Burglar
A Transparent Plumber
An Appalled Make-up Artist
An Empty Chef
A Hardworking Busker
A Youthful Candlemaker
A Disrespectful Magician
An Infatuated Knight
A Sexy Goldsmith
A Cheating Tailor
An Aimless Construction Worker
A Kind Poet
A Domineering Surgeon
An Impersonal Coroner
A Disloyal Bartender
A Perceptive Athlete
An Arrogant Fisher
A Terrible Customs Officer
A Softheaded Taxidermist
A Rational Scientist
An Insightful Lawyer
A Warm Lighthouse-keeper
A Trembling Psychiatrist
An Adventurous Firefighter
A Wealthy Factory Worker
A Kind Singer
A Hidebound Botanist
An Idealistic Security Guard
A Disloyal Blacksmith
An Exciting Bartender
A Helpless Athlete
A Reverential Pickpocket
An Unambitious Printer
An Aloof Zookeeper
A Pathetic Captain
A Gleeful Psychiatrist
A Worked Up Real Estate Agent
An Amused Deputy
A Familial Swordsmith
A Simple Butcher
A Complacent Stunt Double
An Impractical Farmer
An Antisocial Medic
An Infuriated Miner
A Decisive Animal Trainer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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