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A Solemn Printer
A Whimsical Gravedigger
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An Airy Mortician
A Rational Researcher
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A Reassured Librarian
An Impulsive Builder
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A Selfless Lawyer
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A Dejected Guru
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An Insincere Writer
A Cold Spin Doctor
An Amazing Psychiatrist
A Gleeful Pilot
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An Unhappy Graphic Artist
A Hefty Guard
A Studious Cheesemaker
A Sorrowful Marshal
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A Comfortable Guru
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A Treacherous Social Worker
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A Mealymouthed Hunter
A Gracious Bodyguard
An Offensive Athlete
A Lifeless Referee
A Bewildered Explorer
A Captivating Bank Robber
A Stupefied Matador
A Snoopy Model
A Focused Sailor
A Fanatical Nurse
A Deep Pianist
A Meticulous Beggar
A Discontented Sniper
An Extreme Psychiatrist
A Genuine Sleuth
A Laughing Coroner
An Insincere Physician
A Fashionable Barber
A Phlegmatic Bonecarver
A Helpless Physicist
A Sedentary Dancer
An Airy Banker
A Grand Composer
A Deceitful Conductor
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A Snoopy Police Officer
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An Absentminded Missionary
A Depressed Engineer
An Insecure Thief
A Fickle Blacksmith
A Crafty Matador
A Fascinated Minister
An Impatient Governor
An Ashamed Court Jester
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A Bitter Social Worker
A Confused Trapper
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A Placid Butcher
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An Empty Coach
A Predatory Bonecarver
An Idiosyncratic Fashion Designer
A Skillful Judge
A Crude Terrorist
A Courteous Chemist
A Humorous Crook
An Empathetic Dogcatcher
A Sly DJ
An Unpleasant Magistrate
An Artful Lawyer
A Hateful Gladiator
A Dull Firefighter
A Resentful Percussionist
A Pretentious Dentist
A Self-sufficent Astronaut
An Enthusiastic Sculptor
A Preoccupied Teacher
A Weak Dictator
An Ashamed Mortician
A Scrupulous Bandit
An Easy Actor
A Secretive Gravedigger
An Imaginative Coroner
A Patriotic Undertaker
A High-handed Entrepreneur
An Unstable Researcher
A Responsive Blacksmith
A Brutal Burglar
A Blunt Pilot
A Practical Mathematician
An Unfriendly Taxi-driver
A Mechanical Hunter
An Energetic Meteorologist
An Unsentimental Lifeguard
A Dignified Barista
An Excited Guru
A Repentant Gladiator
A Sweet Sleuth
A Well-read Plumber
An One-dimensional Ornithologist
An Important Screenwriter
A Strict Mayor
A Touchy Interrogator
A Troublesome Computer Programmer
A Pained Private Detective
A Political Musician
A Presumptuous Surgeon
A Compassionate Firefighter
An Amiable Director
A Bland Fisher
An Overimaginative Chef
A Guileless Barber
A Rigid Sheriff
A Careless Printer
A Disinterested Beekeeper
An Excitable Artist
A Discouraging Truck Driver
A Nihilistic Knight
A Faithful Swimming Coach
An Irreverent Playwright
An Anxious Lawyer
A Strong-willed Cartoonist
A Self-effacing Scientist
A Lustful Manager
A Courageous Swineherd
A Disappointed Pickpocket
A Moralistic Air Traffic Controller
A Dreamy Flight Attendant
A Softheaded Cook
An Intense Clockmaker
A Well-read Sleuth
An Impulsive Clown
An Aimless Sheriff
A Warm Magician
A Trembling Matador
A Devoted Optometrist
A Captivating Meteorologist
An Unambitious Garbage Collector
An Expedient Cartoonist
A Skinny Bank Robber
A Crass Violinist
A Young Blacksmith
An Unrestrained Gravedigger
A Grieved Author
A Freethinking Deputy
A Stern Factory Worker
A Steadfast Musician
A Scholarly Firefighter
An Irrational Shipwright
A Zany Thief
An Agonizing Air Traffic Controller
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A Noncommittal Sleuth
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A Sad Butcher
A Provocative Archaeologist
A Spirited Astronaut
A Gracious Florist
A Dependent Guitarist
A Fortunate Interrogator
A Tense Hotelier
An Insincere Baker
A Contemptible Manicurist
A Sorrowful Court Jester
A Nihilistic Real Estate Agent
An Irresponsible Spy
An Irreligious Truck Driver
An Encouraged Athlete
A Painstaking Pilot
A Discreet Drummer
An Aloof Radiologist
An Inconsiderate Weaver
A Formal Mobster
An Unstable Cook
A Superficial Firefighter
A Strict Baker
A Blissful Cosmonaut
A Hesitant Sailor
A Well-read Sniper
A Threatened Merchant
A Guileless Conductor
A Grieved Fraudster
A Rustic Comedian
An Impersonal Crook
A Serene Blacksmith
An Outspoken Mayor
A Difficult Lumberjack
A Presumptuous Veterinarian
A Frisky Shop Assistant
A Stubborn Miner
A Protective Shaman
An Alone Shoemaker
An Ugly Photographer
An Inquisitive Assassin
A Moralistic Gondolier
A Desperate Inventor
An Opportunistic Builder
A Nonchalant Juggler
An Overimaginative Writer
An Impatient Torturer
An Energetic Undertaker
A Boisterous Guard
A Patriotic Social Worker
A Wise Teacher
An Unlovable Guide
A Cute Coach
A Pathetic Impersonator
A Tortured Barista
A Discreet Drug Dealer
A Mawkish Nanny
A Scrupulous Farmer
An Abrupt Busker
An Insincere Blacksmith
A Complacent Lumberjack
An Irresponsible Greengrocer
A Subjective Dogcatcher
A Handsome Missionary
An Overimaginative Carver
A Conventional Linguist
A Gallant Chef
A Dignified Guru
A Ruined Publisher
A Panicked Miner
A Brutal Veterinarian
An Innovative Thief
A Disturbing Dressmaker
A Satisfied Teacher
A Solemn Spin Doctor
A Lazy Secretary
An One-dimensional Gardener
A Shy Librarian
A Tearful Actor
A Devoted Sage
A Barbaric Painter
A Worked Up Fashion Designer
A Passive Lawyer
A Dissatisfied Antique Dealer
A Softheaded Violinist
A Flexible Florist
An Amusing Lighthouse-keeper
An Unappreciative Explorer
A Preoccupied Historian
A Neutral Pickpocket
A Sociable Surgeon
A Studious Comedian
An Enigmatic Spin Doctor
An Embarrassed Choreographer
A Possessive Magician
A Shallow Matador
A Fun-loving Captain
A Victimized Gravedigger
An Uneasy Lifeguard
A Keen Bandit
A Contemplative Exterminator
A Regretful Swimming Coach
A Forgetful Truck Driver
An Ordinary Dentist
A Miserly Singer
A Placid Deputy
A Relaxed Politician
A Useless Watchmaker
A Bold DJ
A Big-thinking Photographer
A Distressed Playwright
A Strong Sleuth
A Shallow Winemaker
An Inferior Security Guard
A Painstaking Guitarist
A Skeptical Shoemaker
An Injured Author
A Lovely Model
A Responsible Blacksmith
A Vague Guru
A Thrilled Wizard
A Lucky Entertainer
A Glad Conductor
A Thoughtless Shepherd
A Disinterested Goatherd
A Reflective Composer
A Trembling Torturer
An Idiosyncratic Priest
A Weird Candlemaker
An Amusing Tattooist
A Dramatic Surgeon
A Small-thinking Sleuth
A Shaky Bonecarver
A Conscientious Programmer
A Callous Magistrate
An Appreciative Mortician
An Intent Jeweler
A Calculating Printer
A Meddlesome Sniper
A Fatigued Messenger
A Thankful Pilot
An Attractive Ninja
An Impressive Ventriloquist
A Sharing Surgeon
A Busy Dentist
An Independent Detective
A Hungry Record Producer
A Placid Journalist
A Frugal Winemaker
A Calm Sleuth
An Impudent Clown
A Fiery Spelunker
An Idealistic Cartoonist
A Distressed Cheesemaker
A Mechanical Personal Trainer
A Lucky Lawyer
A Dejected Greengrocer
A Secretive Meteorologist
A Personable Veterinarian
An Indecisive Taxidermist
An Exciting Busker
A Tough Taxi-driver
A Distrustful Burglar
A Placid Matador
A Sober Lumberjack
A Free and Easy Sheriff
A Naive Terrorist
An Admirable Cartoonist
An Appreciative Blacksmith
A Wealthy Knight
A Dishonest Juggler
An Innovative Nurse
A Profound Monk
A Disciplined Court Jester
A Flexible Doctor
A Grieved Beggar
A Caring Conductor
A Stupid Chauffeur
An Aloof Ditch Digger
A Narcissistic Farmer
A Repugnant Builder
A Lazy Impersonator
An Unpleasant Barber
A Reliable Dogcatcher
An Observant Innkeeper
A Threatened Athlete
A Painstaking Butcher
A Modest Optometrist
An Offended Sailor
A Pathetic Surgeon
A Youthful Cook
A Spirited Taxi-driver
A Logical Pirate
An Embarrassed Violinist
A Venomous Herald
An Easy Professor
An Argumentative Beggar
A Fawning Swimmer
A Bewildered Technician
An Orderly Impersonator
A Despairing Goatherd
A Trustworthy Tax Collector
An Irreverent Hunter
A Softheaded Interior Designer
A Questioning Dictator
A Solitary Bureaucrat
A Small-thinking Cosmonaut
A Hedonistic Guard
A Subjective Bank Robber
A Free and Easy Photographer
A Romantic Translator
A Secretive Herald
A Discouraged Researcher
An Insightful Hypnotist
A Perfectionist Dentist
A Wise Choreographer
A Regretful Sage
A Pathetic Taxi-driver
A Weak-willed Trapper
A Confidential Meteorologist
An Enthusiastic Pawnbroker
An Ignorant Magistrate
A Compulsive Mayor
A Witty Bodyguard
A Spontaneous Saxophonist
An Insincere Artist
A Tasteful Builder
An Affectionate Bank Robber
A Lovely Zookeeper
A Sophisticated Sniper
A Leisurely Pirate
A Gentle Reporter
A Dry Busker
A Content Tattooist
A Hurt Terrorist
A Reliable Chicken Sexer
An Unlovable Barber
A Determined Taxi-driver
A Woeful Locksmith
An Embarrassed Ninja
A Positive Referee
A Tortured Pilot
A Responsible Stonecutter
A Dogmatic Miner
A Weird Chimney-sweep
A Distrustful Librarian
A Young Cartoonist
A Phlegmatic Interior Designer
A Bored Model
A Gentle Boatbuilder
A Perfectionist Coach
A Brave Receptionist
An Abrasive Pharmacist
A Wise Archer
An Outrageous Bricklayer
A Certain Gladiator
A Paranoid Cook
A Sober Taxi-driver
An Argumentative Marshal
A Zany Medic
A Personable Manager
An Unappreciative Herald
A Busy Private Detective
A Captivating Photographer
An Incorruptible Winemaker
A Forceful Bandit
A Vivacious Archer
A Narcissistic Tax Collector
An Appreciative Comedian
A Terrified Bonecarver
An Empty Illustrator
A Familial Hairdresser
An Invisible Matador
A Sociable Artist
A Meticulous Director
A Meddlesome Sage
A Comfortable Impersonator
An Envious Psychiatrist
A Winning Sheepshearer
An Outspoken Builder
A Conformist Bartender
An Impressive Publisher
A Noncompetitive Goatherd
A Cooperative Beautician
An Unsentimental Assassin
A Bitter Hairdresser
An Ambitious Police Officer
An Indifferent Clown
A Haughty Dentist
A Young Ditch Digger
A Romantic Receptionist
A Careless Lifeguard
An Easily Discouraged Archer
An Unsure Peddlar
A Sorrowful Webmaster
A Neutral Animal Trainer
A Fixed Imam
A Bright Gravedigger
A Spirited Inventor
A Procrastinating Clown
An Affectionate Baker
A Well-read Cook
A Liberated Assassin
A Helpless Guard
A Careless Fishmonger
An Offended Peddlar
A Fearful Undertaker
An Astigmatic Private Detective
A Jubilant Deputy
An Ugly Wizard
A Regimental Sage
A Naive Fashion Designer
A Proud Spy
A Miserable Bank Robber
An Unhappy Diver
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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