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A Malicious Lifeguard
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A Suspicious Ventriloquist
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A Rational Truck Driver
A Silly Technician
A Solemn Courier
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A Dishonest Jailer
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A Secure Dictator
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A Sore Waiter
An Insecure Composer
An Aimless Writer
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A Unique Guitarist
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A Focused Archer
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A Placid Pilot
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A Pleased Writer
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A Sexy Animal Trainer
A Reassured Ninja
A Private Priest
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An Understanding Pastor
A Forgiving Nurse
An Indecisive Dogcatcher
A Concerned Author
An Insulting Barber
An Extravagant Fishmonger
An Unimaginative Tattooist
A Scared Matador
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A Pretentious Thief
A Tortured Clown
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A High-minded Real Estate Agent
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A Vivacious Musician
An Opinionated Dentist
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An Unhealthy Chef
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A Sharing Pawnbroker
An Abrupt Trapper
An Offhand Director
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A Warm Choreographer
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A Colorful Sniper
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A Bold Physician
A Clean Pickpocket
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A Winning Wedding Planner
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A Self-sufficent Priest
A Thoughtless Composer
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A Nihilistic Veterinarian
An Inspired Drug Dealer
A Young Dogcatcher
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An Incapable Judge
A Dedicated Coroner
A Discouraged Tattooist
A Tortured Hypnotist
A Hardworking Candlemaker
A Frugal Scientist
A Well-rounded Painter
A Terrible Shaman
A Regretful Priest
A Decent Dancer
A Spontaneous Fraudster
A Kind Diver
An Alienated Executioner
A Malicious Mobster
A Stoic Lifeguard
A Comfortable Ventriloquist
A Discreet Clerk
An Uncooperative Writer
A Serene Shoemaker
A Timid Busker
A Physical Police Officer
A Smiling Journalist
A Brutal Historian
A Treacherous Physicist
An Intrigued Teacher
A Restless Technician
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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