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A Trustworthy Farmer
An Opportunistic Butcher
A Lucky Social Worker
An Enthusiastic Meteorologist
A Jubilant Translator
A Nihilistic Game Show Host
An Intuitive Brewer
An Alienated Swimming Coach
A Sloppy Bonecarver
A Disobedient Fisher
A Discreet Doctor
An Enigmatic Stonecutter
A Self-critical Surgeon
A Gentle Writer
An Intelligent Linguist
A Ticklish Barber
A Repugnant Dietician
A Sadistic Factory Worker
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A Solitary Thief
A Unique Bank Robber
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A Tense Chimney-sweep
A Forthright Gravedigger
An Individualistic Philanthropist
A Balanced Bodyguard
A Dissonant Shepherd
A Crude Bandit
A Comfortable Captain
An Uncertain Construction Worker
A Presumptuous Veterinarian
A Tough Barista
A Responsive Cameraman
A Grand Broker
An Unrestrained Cosmonaut
A Colorful Tax Collector
A Disloyal Butler
A Discouraged Radiologist
A Thievish Police Officer
A Keen Pawnbroker
A Coarse Dentist
An Opinionated Fisher
A Shy Researcher
A Self-critical Burglar
A Dismayed Chief of Police
An Inflamed Mobster
A Creative Pirate
An Excited Poet
A Positive Monk
A Thoughtless Winemaker
A Narcissistic Conductor
A Reserved Soldier
A Loyal Clown
A Stoic DJ
An Easily Discouraged Peddlar
A Determined Broker
A Sanctimonious Butcher
A Perverse Philanthropist
A Caring Screenwriter
A Patriotic Deputy
An Empathetic Paleontologist
A Puritanical Fraudster
A Pretentious Hairdresser
An Obvious Criminal
A Whimsical Librarian
A Self-reliant Violinist
A Distressed Burglar
An Old-fashioned Tax Collector
A Fanatical Firefighter
A Trendy Spelunker
A Heartbroken Physician
A Disturbing Secretary
A Timid Swimmer
An Amused Pharmacist
A Beautiful Fortune-teller
A Boisterous Carver
A Comfortable Chef
A Shortsighted Wizard
A Discourteous Game Show Host
An Old Painter
A Scheming Shepherd
A Devoted Fisher
A Sensitive Ninja
A Terrible Technician
An Uncharitable Torturer
A Woeful Jockey
A Relaxed Pickpocket
A Perfectionist Bandit
An Athletic Assassin
An Indignant Security Guard
A Kind Librarian
A Formal Swimming Coach
A Charismatic Teacher
A Brilliant Artist
A Shrewd Gardener
A Solitary Yodeler
A Popular Interpreter
An Agreeable Student
An Artful Optometrist
A Gracious Clerk
An Insecure Mason
A Stoic Scout
A Discontented Translator
A Familial Diplomat
A Hedonistic Bank Robber
A Well-rounded Programmer
A Rowdy Undertaker
A Tender Deputy
A Shortsighted Candlemaker
An Unhappy Assassin
A Thorough Chef
A Fawning Beggar
A Treacherous Surgeon
An Insightful Artist
An at Ease Welder
A Stiff Juggler
An Antisocial Thief
A Humorous Tax Collector
A Desolate Shipwright
An Inflamed Drummer
A Nosy Winemaker
An Articulate Beautician
A Complex Cook
An Injured Tattooist
A Curious Radiologist
A Tormented Graphic Artist
A Principled Model
A Lustful Ninja
A Subjective Chief of Police
A Narrow-minded Ventriloquist
A Self-reliant Builder
A Clever Criminal
A Joyous Wizard
A Rebellious Stunt Double
An Absentminded Hunter
A Distracted Bonecarver
A Winning Plumber
A Tender Lawyer
A Dull Journalist
A Distrustful Director
An Overjoyed Pirate
A Devoted Bartender
An Uneasy Dogcatcher
A Threatened Programmer
A Delighted Spy
A Curious Archaeologist
An Alienated Game Show Host
A Competitive Dancer
A Hurt Drummer
A Gleeful Plumber
An Exciting Graphic Artist
A Reflective Actor
A Fickle Secretary
A Stable Author
A Ready Ornithologist
A Scholarly Pastor
A Cute Geologist
A Fanciful Police Officer
A Youthful Comedian
A Scrupulous Chicken Sexer
A Logical Air Traffic Controller
A Neglectful Missionary
A Religious Servant
A Punctual Diver
An Impractical Archaeologist
A Hardworking Fortune-teller
A Cooperative Pirate
A Skinny Priest
A Mature Shaman
An Earthy Gladiator
An Adventurous Silversmith
A Secure Mobster
A Logical Carpenter
A Dependent Printer
A Discouraged Greengrocer
A Sophisticated Ornithologist
An Eager Welder
An Ashamed Spy
A Lousy Air Traffic Controller
A Glad Beautician
A Clear-headed Sheriff
A Grim Architect
A Sporting Entrepreneur
A Foolish Singer
A Paranoid Gravedigger
A Provoked Undertaker
A Shrewd Paleontologist
A Neglectful Locksmith
An Escapist Psychiatrist
A Superstitious Thief
A Charmless Astronaut
A Frisky Barista
A Cute Farmer
A Venomous Taxi-driver
An Expedient Impersonator
A Conservative Bandit
A Fraudulent Park Ranger
A Narcissistic Spy
A Festive Explorer
A Tenacious Bartender
A Laughing Printer
A Serene Courier
A Generous Oracle
A Decadent Fraudster
An Unrestrained Trapper
A Hesitant Entrepreneur
A Folksy Interpreter
An Intelligent Clown
A Mystical Pianist
A Pugnacious Missionary
A Punctual Bank Robber
A Desolate Jockey
A Conservative Juggler
An Aimless Private Detective
An Unpleasant Weaver
An Incensed Firefighter
A Rejected Servant
A Difficult Knight
A Free and Easy Printer
A Troublesome Dentist
A Bold Reporter
A Weird Navigator
A Restless Banker
A Thrilled Archaeologist
A Blunt Soldier
A False Manicurist
A Scared Guru
An Impersonal Pilot
A Possessive Conductor
A Realistic Journalist
An Uninhibited Mason
A Discreet Juggler
An Innovative Pickpocket
A Melancholic Mechanic
An Affectionate Beggar
A Lonely Nurse
A Zany Herald
A Dynamic Barber
A Pugnacious Sleuth
A Concerned Blacksmith
An Amazed Wizard
A Gleeful Sniper
An Unlucky Peddlar
A Wise Teacher
A Self-denying Librarian
A Fascinated Garbage Collector
A Callous Make-up Artist
An Attractive Gladiator
A Pleased Magician
A Wealthy Mathematician
A Clean Archaeologist
An Escapist Construction Worker
An Expedient Firefighter
A Presumptuous Weaver
A Reactive Tax Collector
A Passive Percussionist
An Unpatriotic Mobster
A Chummy Chauffeur
A Dissonant Shipwright
An Unsure Gravedigger
An Impulsive Researcher
An Impressive Conductor
A Driven Dietician
A Guileless Winemaker
A Devious Ornithologist
A Graceless Builder
An Obedient Juggler
An Enigmatic Pirate
An Unprincipled Animal Trainer
An Alarmed Swordsmith
A Fanciful Hypnotist
A Timid Yodeler
A Genuine Private Detective
A Haughty Guide
An Antisocial Shepherd
A Sarcastic Stunt Double
A Dedicated Hunter
A Methodical Sleuth
A Money-minded Butcher
A Free and Easy Interrogator
A Gullible Astronaut
A Negativistic Baker
A Well-read Zookeeper
A Well-meaning Bank Robber
A Mystical Construction Worker
A Disconcerting Thief
An Important Veterinarian
An Unfathomable Antique Dealer
A Conformist Trapper
A Competitive Chemist
An Unpatriotic Drummer
An Open-minded Publisher
A Lovable Dictator
A High-spirited Guru
A Strict Chimney-sweep
A Mournful Principal
A Hopeful Sound Technician
An Interested Editor
A Unique Athlete
A Forgetful Clerk
A Disgusting Shaman
A Frisky Philanthropist
An Envious Greengrocer
An Inoffensive Interior Designer
A Tall Optometrist
A Paranoid Chef
A Formal Welder
A Forthright Governor
A Tragic Saxophonist
A Studious Undertaker
An Overjoyed Chauffeur
A Reassured Botanist
A Frightening Builder
A Melancholic Chemist
A Terrified Guru
An Enervated Terrorist
A Young Tattooist
A Loving Goatherd
A Brilliant Ornithologist
A Dry Journalist
A Perverse Bartender
A Chummy Linguist
A Steadfast Mobster
A Frisky Police Officer
An Old Greengrocer
A Festive Magistrate
A Paternalistic Fashion Designer
An Extravagant Jeweler
A Skeptical Sculptor
A Heartbroken Beekeeper
A Cross Sage
A Friendly Ninja
An Ecstatic Assassin
A Sweaty Pawnbroker
A Forgiving Juggler
An Unlucky Webmaster
A High-minded Dentist
A Lifeless Clown
A Devoted Sound Technician
A Ravenous Security Guard
A Hard Working Undertaker
A Sedentary Meteorologist
A Big-thinking Missionary
A Practical Ninja
A Familial Wizard
A Strong-willed Dancer
A Patriotic Spy
A Repressed Sage
A Political Mobster
A Youthful Social Worker
A Pugnacious Executioner
A Leisurely Watchmaker
A Grieved Painter
An Exciting Shaman
A Simple Cobbler
A Rowdy Sniper
An Offensive Taxi-driver
A Provoked Cartoonist
A Thrilled Clerk
A Gullible Explorer
A Narcissistic Pawnbroker
A Loyal Social Worker
A Single-minded Security Guard
A Rustic Lawyer
A Secure Lifeguard
A Ravenous Dancer
An Impulsive Scout
A Regretful Coach
A Responsive Tax Collector
A Curious Singer
A Reserved Tailor
A Popular Drug Dealer
An Unsure Butcher
A Domineering Jailer
An Enervated Sage
A Devious Paleontologist
A Greedy Principal
A Passive Social Worker
A Hedonistic Courier
A Naive Bartender
A Businesslike Baker
A Predatory Clerk
An Educated Rabbi
An Obnoxious Candlemaker
A Skeptical Technician
An Indifferent Evangelist
An Easily Discouraged Taxi-driver
An Encouraged Assassin
A Bitter Barista
A Fashionable Barber
A Sloppy Principal
A Pompous Pickpocket
A Cruel Garbage Collector
An Offhand Nanny
A Studious Baker
An Airy Fortune-teller
An Unimaginative Detective
An Opinionated Paleontologist
A Confident Game Show Host
A Regimental Diver
A Sordid Gondolier
A Heroic Butler
A Vivacious Shaman
A Suspicious Tailor
A Grief Publisher
A Scholarly Imam
A Prudent Soldier
A Respectful Coroner
An Appalled Social Worker
An Innovative Engineer
A Provocative Magician
An Inflamed Painter
An Unpleasant Nurse
An Agonized Dressmaker
A Dissonant Fisher
An Obvious Chef
A Relaxed Gravedigger
A Willing Brewer
A Soft Shipwright
An Inconsiderate Doctor
A Stupid Private Detective
An Unsure Servant
A Conventional Sailor
A Lovely Cheesemaker
An Abrasive Sniper
A Nihilistic Guru
A Discreet Peddlar
A Vivacious Medic
An Escapist Lawyer
An Innovative Chief of Police
A Healthy Plumber
A Predatory Model
A Hungry Teacher
An Empty Zookeeper
An Intuitive Private Detective
An Antisocial Merchant
A Handsome Minister
An Amoral Juggler
A Deceitful Scientist
A Pure Butcher
A Desperate Computer Programmer
A Funky Sleuth
An Empathetic Marine
A Delicate Wizard
An Intelligent Bank Robber
An Earnest Meteorologist
An Ugly Locksmith
A Casual Tailor
A Subtle Composer
An Intent Servant
A Dignified Waiter
A Bitter Ninja
A Scornful Flight Attendant
A Clumsy Taxidermist
A Monstrous Pilot
A Rowdy Politician
A Reactionary Actor
A Rustic Student
An Arrogant Drug Dealer
An Ordinary Guitarist
A Studious Magician
A Pathetic Fortune-teller
A Worried Undertaker
A Joyous Doctor
A Strong Dressmaker
A Bland Saxophonist
A Rowdy Soldier
A Dreamy Teacher
An Impudent Boatbuilder
An Experimental Florist
A Perplexed Goatherd
A Funky Illustrator
A Phlegmatic Printer
An Intelligent Trapper
A Fiery Mechanic
A Self-effacing Rat Catcher
A Hard Working Ditch Digger
An Inert Executioner
A Ready Gladiator
A Silly Fashion Designer
A Repugnant Soldier
An Ignorant Diplomat
A Rustic Clown
An Obedient Psychiatrist
A Scrupulous Gravedigger
An Unlucky Bricklayer
A Repressed Bonecarver
An Apathetic Printer
An Extreme Farmer
A Resentful Drummer
A Miserly Lighthouse-keeper
A Peaceful Personal Trainer
A Dutiful Physicist
An Obsessive Chicken Sexer
An Uncomplaining Watchmaker
A Dismayed Bishop
An Ashamed Dancer
A Ridiculous Saxophonist
A Tense Builder
A Private Hunter
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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