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An Observant Dogcatcher
A Restrained Writer
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A Neutral Drummer
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A Brilliant Matador
A Plodding Linguist
A Wise Meteorologist
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A Hefty Pickpocket
A Sentimental Hunter
A Powerless Veterinarian
A Brittle Blacksmith
An Interested Courier
A Grieved Barber
A Jolly Taxi-driver
A Dignified Photographer
A Mechanical Receptionist
An Impatient Lumberjack
An Irrational Impersonator
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