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A Flamboyant Cameraman
A Meddlesome Yak Herder
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A Frivolous Hairdresser
An Invulnerable Bank Robber
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A Paternalistic Mortician
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An Impractical Oracle
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A Weak-willed Soldier
An Honest Rat Catcher
An Alienated Surgeon
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A Healthy Air Traffic Controller
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A Liberated Beekeeper
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A Destructive Governor
An Embarrassed Shepherd
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A Bland Swordsmith
An Easy Singer
A Profound Beggar
A Patriotic Surgeon
A Selfless Programmer
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A Woeful Fashion Designer
A Receptive Graphic Artist
A Nosy Shaman
A Presumptuous Poet
A Silly Messenger
A Frightened Undertaker
An Enigmatic Paramedic
A Tragic Winemaker
A Poor Clown
A Businesslike Barber
A Lovely Pastor
An Uncomplaining Physicist
A Sanctimonious Firefighter
An Aimless Pharmacist
A Passive Doctor
A Predatory Dentist
A Scholarly Executioner
A Hearty Director
A Petty Bricklayer
An Encouraged Greengrocer
A Formal Security Guard
A Hungry Ornithologist
An Ambitious Assassin
A Mournful Cartoonist
An Ignorant Magistrate
A Dissatisfied Bank Robber
An Amazed Shop Assistant
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A Circumspect Manicurist
A Disorderly Terrorist
A Tough Mathematician
A Lucky Composer
An Insensitive Criminal
An Inflamed Wizard
An Incensed Waiter
A Noncommittal Pharmacist
A Noncompetitive Mobster
A Detestable Beggar
A Hungry Dressmaker
A Cute Radiologist
A Sentimental Mechanic
An Athletic Philanthropist
An Inoffensive Tattooist
A Frustrated Teacher
A Miserable Astronaut
A Slow DJ
An Insulting Doctor
A Sedentary Dancer
A Pleased Hunter
An Earnest Receptionist
A Distressed Detective
A Rejected Accountant
A Genuine Cameraman
A Bizarre Sculptor
A Considerate Photographer
A Lucky Student
A Creative Hotelier
A Disobedient Composer
A Short Stunt Double
A Brilliant Barber
A Subjective Model
A Confidential Dentist
An Earnest Bank Robber
A Trembling Construction Worker
A Warm Bodyguard
A Popular Dietician
A Lousy Innkeeper
A Sociable Captain
A Clean Clown
An Enervated Oracle
An Impatient Boatbuilder
An Injured Barber
A Forthright Meteorologist
A Meticulous Miner
A High-handed Customs Officer
A Predatory Executioner
A Hostile Busker
A Purposeful DJ
A Quiet Composer
An Old-fashioned Innkeeper
A Mannerless Firefighter
A Sociable Tax Collector
A Meddlesome Fisher
A Patient Interrogator
An Odd Thief
An Aimless Crook
An One-dimensional Merchant
A Despairing Waiter
An Invulnerable Courier
A Bitter Teacher
A Neat Barber
A Logical Hypnotist
A Courageous Terrorist
A Completely Normal Security Guard
A Debonair Undertaker
A Passionate Hunter
A Wise Shipwright
A Guileless Spy
An Indecisive Bandit
A Predictable Optometrist
An Intent Gladiator
A Sure Burglar
An Optimistic Bodyguard
A Contemplative Ninja
A Predatory Engineer
A Fuming Receptionist
A Devious Mobster
A Shaky Translator
An Honorable Executioner
A Reserved Criminal
A Serene Student
A Pleased Truck Driver
A False Welder
A Forthright Air Traffic Controller
A Dejected Matador
A Considerate Security Guard
A Modern Drug Dealer
An Uneasy Nurse
A Merry Playwright
An Inert Butcher
A Debonair Judge
A Discreet Park Ranger
A Folksy Gardener
A Loyal Astronaut
An Unfathomable Chemist
An Effeminate Dentist
A Hedonistic Librarian
A Regimental Peddlar
A Prim Factory Worker
A Disobedient Dictator
A Transparent Sage
A Discouraging Printer
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A Graceless Fashion Designer
A Nihilistic Pickpocket
A Ticklish Guard
An Empathetic Surgeon
An Impulsive Torturer
An Infatuated Chef
A Crying Zookeeper
A Lovable Dogcatcher
An Ugly Busker
A Friendly Animal Trainer
A Stern Model
A Mistaken Architect
A Flexible Shop Assistant
A Forgetful Doctor
A Gracious Guru
A Stupefied Tattooist
A Self-effacing Sleuth
A Dirty Violinist
An Unsentimental Pilot
A Genuine Fisher
A Grieved Spin Doctor
A Repressed Surgeon
A Healthy Truck Driver
A Dissatisfied Goldsmith
A Studious Flight Attendant
A Hurt Sculptor
A Sarcastic Dietician
An Invisible Baker
An Indecisive Stunt Double
A Disgusting Lawyer
A Greedy Drummer
An Anxious Architect
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A Quaking Bodyguard
A Scared Gladiator
An Individualistic Doctor
A Suspicious Interrogator
A Faithful Author
A Preoccupied Bank Robber
An Emotional Game Show Host
A Sexy Knight
An Unpredicatable Guide
A Steady Philanthropist
A Disillusioned Monk
A Happy Bricklayer
A Sad Exterminator
A Circumspect Spy
A Rational Pirate
An Unrestrained Ventriloquist
An Obvious Surgeon
A Personable Butcher
A Chummy Bartender
A Lovable Peddlar
A Submissive Drug Dealer
A Scornful Mayor
A Nihilistic Photographer
A Benevolent Mathematician
A Grim Scientist
A Disloyal Sniper
A Hardy Pickpocket
A Logical Spy
A Discontented Surgeon
A Softheaded Spelunker
A Youthful Illustrator
A Superstitious Student
A Vulnerable Thief
A Pained Gondolier
A Predatory Psychiatrist
An Adventurous Tailor
A Prim Fisher
An Aloof Ambassador
A Competitive Innkeeper
A Glamorous Swimming Coach
A Hungry Graphic Artist
An Indecisive Gardener
A Reserved Coach
A Willful Priest
A Soft Florist
A Softheaded Shaman
An Empathetic Matador
A Keen Hairdresser
An Understanding Candlemaker
A Generous Impersonator
A Frightened Interpreter
A Private Technician
A Fanciful Director
An Objective Bricklayer
A Destructive Welder
A Pessimistic Herbalist
A Woeful Photographer
A Hungry Bank Robber
A Charismatic Composer
An Impatient Scout
An Unhappy Zookeeper
A Trendy Torturer
An Honest Philanthropist
A Chummy Barber
An Opinionated Shepherd
A Humorous Court Jester
A Rustic Firefighter
A Meticulous Fisher
A Perfectionist Butcher
An Antisocial Private Detective
A Political Wizard
A Terrified Construction Worker
A Malicious Sniper
A Fixed Secretary
A Progressive Bricklayer
A Lifeless Webmaster
An Eloquent Captain
A Fortunate Butler
A Procrastinating Beggar
An Unpredicatable Comedian
A High-handed Gravedigger
A Pugnacious Photographer
An Unstable Undertaker
A Groovy Lawyer
An Invisible Ditch Digger
A Lost Knight
A Captivating Clown
A Colorful Beekeeper
A Slow Archer
A Scared Pilot
An Amusing Security Guard
A Decisive Yak Herder
An Understanding Barber
A Victimized Manager
An Intuitive Peddlar
A Tasteless Gravedigger
A Healthy Farmer
A Vindictive Fashion Designer
A Wealthy Wedding Planner
A Trendy Tax Collector
A Delicate Translator
A Thoughtless Hunter
A Popular Guard
A Dedicated Fraudster
An Orderly Cameraman
An Encouraged Truck Driver
A Petty Paramedic
A Woeful Marshal
An Intuitive Sage
An Alarmed Spy
An Irritated Criminal
A Wealthy Bureaucrat
A Deceptive Firefighter
An Inflamed Student
An Engrossed Doctor
A Contemptible Busker
A Softheaded Clockmaker
An Alienated Mobster
An Enraged Truck Driver
A Prejudiced Chief of Police
A Cowardly Linguist
A Dissatisfied Assassin
An Intuitive Taxidermist
A Serious Bank Robber
An Independent Private Detective
A Self-indulgent Judge
A Handsome Executioner
A Modest Painter
A Preoccupied Lumberjack
A Sporting Thief
A Worried Principal
A Tragic Silversmith
A Comfortable Tax Collector
An Interested Beekeeper
A Poor Author
An Enraged Yak Herder
A Freethinking Coroner
An Extreme Jeweler
A Perfectionist Hairdresser
An Unimaginative DJ
An Offended Goldsmith
A Hateful Lumberjack
An Enthusiastic Detective
A Fearful Pickpocket
A Humble Drug Dealer
A Sorrowful Ventriloquist
A Silly Matador
An Ordinary Senator
A Strong Shepherd
An Irritable Tattooist
A Stable Actor
A Nosy Barista
A Fixed Bandit
A Grief Swineherd
A Phlegmatic Tailor
A Suave Hunter
A Terrified Shaman
A Wealthy Lawyer
A Forceful Brewer
An Enthusiastic Paleontologist
An Eager Pickpocket
A Thievish Sailor
An Amusing Cosmonaut
An Irreverent Welder
An Unsentimental Ninja
A Fanatical Ambassador
An Alone DJ
A Predatory Bank Robber
A Deceitful Drummer
A Concerned Plumber
A Frightened Astronaut
A Happy Impersonator
A Lifeless Juggler
A Forthright Police Officer
A Guilty Baker
A Tidy Doctor
A Prudent Hypnotist
A Cruel Nurse
A Fickle Swordsmith
A Cooperative Ornithologist
A Mournful Entertainer
A Dogmatic Peddlar
A Lonely Chimney-sweep
An Uneasy Archaeologist
A Morbid Dressmaker
A Sorrowful Spelunker
An Enthusiastic Referee
A Debonair Tattooist
An Observant Butcher
A Flexible Pharmacist
A Youthful Poet
A Stiff Actor
An Attractive Sniper
A Frightening Chef
A Reassured Monk
A Shallow Paramedic
A Ravenous Doctor
A Young Carpenter
An Unstable Gardener
An Ambitious DJ
A Fearful Hypnotist
A Gentle Stunt Double
A Bizarre Shepherd
An Unappreciative Miner
A Childish Sheriff
A Delicate Psychiatrist
A Victimized Scout
An Amazed Undertaker
An Intolerant Paramedic
A Muddle-headed Antique Dealer
A Flamboyant Author
A High-spirited Detective
A Sensitive Magician
A False Butcher
A Passionate Cosmonaut
A Lovable Evangelist
A Bewildered Poet
A Pleased Innkeeper
An Imaginative Merchant
A Careless Ventriloquist
A Treacherous Drummer
A Troublesome Matador
A Peaceful Sheriff
A Forgiving Author
A Comfortable Accountant
An Experimental Blacksmith
An Easily Discouraged Wizard
A Sharing Busker
A Procrastinating Pastor
An Adventurous Minister
An Extraordinary Barber
An Escapist Cab Driver
An Unrestrained Mason
An Intent Fraudster
A Pompous Mayor
A Crafty Archer
A Stern Butcher
A Callous Construction Worker
A Careless Bonecarver
A Faithless Manicurist
A Free and Easy Pilot
A Hungry Ventriloquist
A Desolate Manager
A Skillful Peddlar
An Impressive Burglar
A Barbaric Gravedigger
A Meticulous Painter
A Messy Rat Catcher
An Egocentric Florist
A Gleeful Private Detective
A Scholarly Police Officer
A Forgetful Goldsmith
A Pleased Philanthropist
An Amazing Swimmer
A Spirited Coach
A Snoopy Executioner
A Naive Marshal
An Admirable Paramedic
A Debonair Painter
A Fun-loving Poet
An Uncooperative Dentist
A Narrow-minded Chimney-sweep
An Agonizing Waiter
An Odd Gravedigger
A Treacherous Spy
A Tasteful Matador
A Circumspect Knight
A Merry Stunt Double
A Discreet Comedian
An Orderly Busker
A Morbid Shipwright
A Flamboyant Assassin
A Dependent Historian
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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