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A Small-thinking Lawyer
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A Prim Hunter
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A Difficult Pirate
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A Sad Archer
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An Opinionated Astronaut
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A Helpless Shepherd
A Colorful Messenger
A Timid Cook
A Tidy Nanny
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A Dignified Photographer
An Unpleasant Veterinarian
An Upright Police Officer
A Dejected Goldsmith
A Depressed Rat Catcher
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A Stupid Bank Robber
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An Arbitrary Minister
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A Dependent Wizard
A Chummy Butcher
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A Weird Translator
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A Moody Pickpocket
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A Crafty Air Traffic Controller
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A Pretentious Archer
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A Devoted Weaver
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A Unique Locksmith
A Trembling Captain
An Uneasy Accountant
A Wise Beekeeper
An Unprincipled Astronaut
A Fearful Matador
A Free and Easy Interpreter
A Prejudiced Jeweler
A Grim Thief
An Alarmed Brewer
A Depressed Judge
A Scholarly Painter
A Stupefied Barber
A Busy Programmer
A Clear-headed Security Guard
A Dynamic Fisher
An Engrossed Shaman
A Quaking Farmer
An Impersonal Chief of Police
A Plodding Beautician
A Disconcerting Manager
A Forgiving Nanny
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An Erratic Politician
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An Impressionable Editor
A Funny Chef
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A Ritualistic Archer
A Disruptive Soldier
An Admirable Tax Collector
A Captivating Bishop
An Articulate Librarian
A Bizarre Lumberjack
A Humorous Sheriff
An Opinionated Locksmith
An Unpleasant Sniper
A Vindictive Judge
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A Slow Teacher
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A Meticulous Philanthropist
A Panicked Surgeon
An Impersonal Bank Robber
A Stupefied Gladiator
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A Moody Hypnotist
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An Amused Editor
An Impatient Thief
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A Discouraged Bodyguard
A Stern Herald
An Old Carpenter
A Dry Brewer
A Haughty Bank Robber
A Demanding Veterinarian
A Weird Salesperson
A Gentle Evangelist
An Obvious Author
An Extraordinary Sculptor
A Simple Fashion Designer
A Disciplined Percussionist
A Reliable Judge
A Preoccupied Nurse
A Trusting Hypnotist
A Hungry Researcher
A Hard Working Pastor
A Hopeful Cobbler
A Charismatic Antique Dealer
An Ambitious Terrorist
An Intent Beggar
A Subjective Mobster
An Abrasive Doctor
An Assertive Entrepreneur
A Repugnant Busker
An Agonized Fortune-teller
An Aloof Barber
An Organized Tailor
An Ugly Shipwright
A Provoked Security Guard
A Contemptible Lifeguard
A Hardworking Deputy
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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