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A Calculating Ninja
A Coarse Swimmer
An Astigmatic Dressmaker
A Determined Actor
A Grief Monk
A Bizarre Programmer
A Fiery Governor
A Predictable Fisher
An Unprincipled Diver
A Foolish Professor
An Indecisive Composer
A Punctual Bodyguard
A Prim Wizard
A Thoughtless Messenger
An Indignant Social Worker
A Forgetful Librarian
A Sweaty Garbage Collector
A Puritanical Silversmith
A Reactive Gondolier
A Meddlesome Private Detective
A Decisive Scout
A False Tailor
A Vague Magician
A Benevolent Hotelier
A Dishonest Composer
A Careless Truck Driver
A Petty Flight Attendant
A Neglectful Linguist
A Dynamic Jeweler
An Outspoken Fashion Designer
A Trembling Stunt Double
A Sedentary Servant
A Considerate Private Detective
A Noncommittal Cab Driver
A Helpful Barber
A Ridiculous Beautician
A Complaining Navigator
A Pure Nurse
A Complex Butler
An Amused Drummer
A Disinterested Air Traffic Controller
A Petty Builder
A Frightened Guitarist
A Political Construction Worker
An Artificial Screenwriter
An Amazed Hypnotist
An Impressive Pawnbroker
A Weak Goldsmith
A Sexy Model
An Unfathomable Minister

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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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