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A Discontented Dressmaker
A Panicked Undertaker
A Laughing Magistrate
A Familial Police Officer
A Charmless Detective
An Educated Jailer
A Principled Dictator
An Extraordinary Hunter
A Gloomy Painter
A Treacherous Private Detective
An Ambitious Gardener
An Amused Barista
A Formal Editor
A Clear-headed Translator
An Insightful Fraudster
A Loving Taxidermist
A Forthright Pawnbroker
A Closed off Singer
A Balanced Barber
An Uncharitable Surgeon
An Offensive Pickpocket
A Ridiculous Librarian
A Mistaken Bandit
A Patient Burglar
A Childish Nurse
A Determined Archaeologist
A Lucky Fishmonger
A Mature Lawyer
An Injured Cosmonaut
A Methodical Miner
A Stylish Sage
A Wishful Archer
A Wise Minister
An Artful Ventriloquist
A Surprised Impersonator
A Scheming Salesperson
A Joyous Secretary
A Vague Sleuth
A Demanding Coach
An Unprincipled Torturer
A Lazy Psychiatrist
A Leisurely Carver
An Earthy Dressmaker
A Spontaneous Jockey
A Brutal Entertainer
A Self-reliant Jeweler
A Fixed Drummer
A Faithful Spy
A Hefty Historian
An Energetic Busker

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