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A Guileless Terrorist
A Tasteless Sniper
An Alienated Executioner
A Modest Soldier
A Loyal Exotic Dancer
An Independent Bureaucrat
A Considerate Mason
A Nosy Psychiatrist
An Ignorant Silversmith
A Forgiving Mortician
A Closed off Locksmith
A Paranoid Ditch Digger
An Unsentimental Dentist
An Individualistic Merchant
An Insulting Composer
A Terrible Doctor
An Opinionated Detective
An Uncharitable Editor
A Pathetic Innkeeper
A Compassionate Personal Trainer
A Conformist Interrogator
An Incapable Dancer
A Fanatical Cook
An Irrational Wizard
A Modest Brewer
A Disorganized Matador
An Irritated Archaeologist
A Keen Carpenter
An Extraordinary Inventor
An Impressionable Captain
An Eloquent Fortune-teller
A Weird Factory Worker
A Surprising Bonecarver
A Grieved Miner
A Guileless Photographer
A High-spirited Ventriloquist
A Practical Receptionist
A Playful Ninja
An Alone Spy
A Perplexed Archaeologist
A Cruel Shop Assistant
An Irresponsible Playwright
A Cross Torturer
A Mistaken Winemaker
A Certain Artist
A Cantakerous Firefighter
A Crying Mechanic
An Obvious Tax Collector
An Unfriendly Tailor
A Stern Exotic Dancer
A Vague Electrician
A Careless Receptionist
An Excitable Detective
A Focused Actor
A Nervous Game Show Host
An Uninhibited Fraudster
An Extreme Tattooist
A Regretful Philanthropist
An Unhappy Make-up Artist
A Conceited Florist
An Obedient Assassin
A Noncommittal Entrepreneur
An Overjoyed Ambassador
An Authoritarian Sailor
A Mannered Manager
A Devious Detective
An Obvious Sniper
A Sensual Criminal
An Astigmatic Bishop
A Hateful Broker
A Repugnant Captain
An Enthusiastic Tailor
A Discontented Sleuth
A Familial Garbage Collector
An Unlucky Singer
A Naive Surgeon
A Faithful Hotelier
An Unambitious Athlete
A Groovy Scientist
An Elated Gravedigger
An Encouraged Receptionist
A Slow Chef
A Neglectful Dietician
An Antisocial Court Jester
A Shy Beekeeper
A Disconcerting Poet
A Creative Exotic Dancer
A Satisfied Captain
An Empathetic Animal Trainer
An Argumentative Sleuth
An Irritated Screenwriter
An Amazed Veterinarian
An Irresponsible Beggar
A Bizarre Bishop
A Receptive Archer
An Agonized Tailor
A Tortured Executioner
An Offended Diver
A Freewheeling Manicurist
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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