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An Unimaginative Astronaut
An Organized Yak Herder
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An Airy Dictator
A False Silversmith
A Touchy Banker
A Concerned Shaman
A Shallow Navigator
A Restless Guitarist
A Fickle Chicken Sexer
A Profound Painter
A Delighted Shipwright
A Fun-loving Jeweler
A Quirky Bank Robber
A Cerebral Clown
An Ordinary Director
A Restrained Archer
A Discontented Surgeon
A False DJ
A Tense Bodyguard
A Flexible Drug Dealer
An Old-fashioned Physicist
An Irreverent Executioner
An Exciting Chemist
A Unique Gladiator
An Envious Nanny
A Calm Tailor
A Grieved Shop Assistant
A Dejected Herbalist
A Foolish Pickpocket
A Steely Zookeeper
An Assertive Welder
A Desolate Guide
A Silly Oracle
A Complex Saxophonist
A Neglectful Beekeeper
A Big-thinking Innkeeper
A Balanced Shaman
A Ticklish Brewer
A Transparent Veterinarian
A Closed off Antique Dealer
A Provoked Fashion Designer
A Wise Manager
A Puritanical DJ
A Dependent Surgeon
A Handsome Lumberjack
A Cute Journalist
A Romantic Medic
A Confused Stunt Double
A Rational Shop Assistant
An Encouraged Poet
A Distressed Pianist
A Fraudulent Police Officer
A Dissatisfied Mercenary
An Intuitive Biologist
A Stern Researcher
An Idealistic Goldsmith
A Victimized Sailor
A Disillusioned Beggar
A Touchy Record Producer
A Childish Sheriff
A Grieved Playwright
A Wealthy Beautician
A Courteous Webmaster
A Generous Teacher
A Fascinated Ambassador
An Infatuated Dressmaker
A Wise Executioner
A Hardy Security Guard
An Independent Shipwright
An Idiosyncratic Brewer
A Smiling Bank Robber
A Clean Bandit
A Vindictive Physician
A Modern Explorer
An Amusing Pawnbroker
A Grief Air Traffic Controller
A Mealymouthed Paramedic
A Self-indulgent Paleontologist
An Infuriated Astronaut
A Decadent Chemist
An Ugly DJ
A Disobedient Graphic Artist
A Merry Dictator
A Protective Comedian
A Repentant Police Officer
A Frightened Antique Dealer
A Wary Weaver
A Popular Barber
A Conceited Pilot
An Aloof Surgeon
A Prudent Clown
A Charismatic Mobster
A Weak-willed Chef
A Tough Torturer
An Astigmatic Minister
A Tidy Farmer
A Discreet Receptionist
A Willing Manager
A Trembling Taxi-driver
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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