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A Decent Record Producer
A Stupefied Clerk
A Decisive Watchmaker
A Daring Criminal
A Coarse Locksmith
An Upset Pirate
A Narcissistic Minister
A Dissonant Shipwright
An Opportunistic Waiter
A Thoughtless Spy
A Pedantic Carpenter
A Cold Shaman
A Dishonest Broker
A Sadistic Engineer
A Tactless Graphic Artist
A Terrified Professor
A Nonchalant Tattooist
A Hurt Thief
An Anxious Fashion Designer
A Lonely Zookeeper
An Unsentimental Priest
A Wishful Drug Dealer
A Decadent Customs Officer
A Youthful Jailer
A Softheaded Chauffeur
A Nosy Butcher
A Submissive Pharmacist
A Conscientious Farmer
A Terrible Doctor
An Obedient Surgeon
A Stern Psychiatrist
A Bewildered Yak Herder
A Sarcastic Tattooist
A Whimsical Pawnbroker
An Understanding Ninja
A Sadistic Chemist
An Erratic Soldier
A Deceptive Pickpocket
An Attractive Shaman
A Wary Pilot
A Hopeful Magician
An Empty Gladiator
A Determined Poet
A Disruptive Pianist
A Certain Thief
A Rational Astronaut
A Chummy Cheesemaker
A Scornful Captain
An Indecisive Candlemaker
A Sophisticated Chef
An Infuriated Ornithologist
A Comfortable Criminal
A Charismatic Graphic Artist
An Original Merchant
A Fixed Researcher
An Unbelieving Sheriff
A Serious Clown
A False Stunt Double
A Blunt DJ
A Hard Working Spelunker
A Prim Psychiatrist
An Excited Archer
An Apathetic Blacksmith
A Gracious Nurse
A Critical Poet
A Gleeful Rabbi
An Argumentative Astronaut
An Interested Pharmacist
A Clear-headed Assassin
An Abrupt Shepherd
A Single-minded Taxidermist
A Simple Judge
A Ruined Author
A Tolerant Innkeeper
A Delighted Police Officer
A Tasteless Exotic Dancer
An Elegant Silversmith
A Clumsy Senator
A Noncompetitive Pilot
A Rustic Gondolier
A Caring Private Detective
An Insincere Magician
A Reassured Tattooist
A Noncommittal Fashion Designer
A Conciliatory Sleuth
A Political Actor
A Shrewd Executioner
A Stern Percussionist
An Odd Nurse
A Loyal Receptionist
A Conservative Salesperson
A Paternalistic Sheepshearer
A Detestable Archaeologist
A Responsible Ninja
A Reactionary Antique Dealer
An Appreciative Mason
A Ridiculous Crook
A Moralistic Magician
A Wary Taxi-driver
A Pleased Dancer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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