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A Formal Waiter
An Unhappy Mortician
A Paralyzed Air Traffic Controller
A Sensual Truck Driver
A Cautious Rabbi
A Tenacious Barber
A Stupid Magician
A Complaining DJ
An Educated Pilot
A Sorrowful Teacher
An Injured Baker
An Intuitive Stonecutter
A Smiling Shoemaker
A Mannered Physicist
An Irresponsible Swimmer
An Indignant Guard
An Odd Paleontologist
An Opportunistic Antique Dealer
A Useless Reporter
A Shortsighted Chief of Police
A Strong Personal Trainer
A Nihilistic Veterinarian
A Superficial Winemaker
A Spirited Astronaut
A Terrible Torturer
A Trustworthy Candlemaker
A Complex Thief
A Perverse Lighthouse-keeper
An Understanding Air Traffic Controller
A Courageous Shoemaker
A Bold Barista
A Keen Swordsmith
An Incapable Gondolier
A Greedy Clown
A Cantakerous Taxi-driver
A Pompous Cook
A Heartbroken Boatbuilder
An Uneasy Cameraman
An Indulgent Photographer
A Frustrated Park Ranger
A Sordid Evangelist
An Unlucky Gladiator
A Tolerant Exterminator
A Conciliatory Author
A Punctual Soldier
A Circumspect Security Guard
A Festive Spy
A Tearful Ventriloquist
A Brittle Secretary
A Responsible Factory Worker
A Vacuous Lawyer
A Dutiful Chemist
An Athletic Singer
A Blissful Detective
A Moralistic Teacher
A Young Inventor
A Practical Torturer
A Distrustful Magician
A Passionate Painter
An Intelligent Builder
A Sly Pickpocket
A Fearful Poet
A Callous Historian
A Hungry Private Detective
An Obedient Coroner
A Playful DJ
A Weary Model
A Detestable Fisher
A Ready Scientist
A Guileless Pianist
A Practical Mason
A Bright Paramedic
A Haughty Construction Worker
A Fascinated Criminal
A Devious Referee
A Crying Graphic Artist
A Mournful Bartender
An Expedient Mercenary
An Inconsiderate Violinist
A Troublesome Chief of Police
An Articulate Ninja
A Hurt DJ
An Irreverent Executioner
A Painstaking Computer Programmer
A Gleeful Drug Dealer
A Modern Chicken Sexer
An Attractive Matador
A Blunt Politician
A Cantakerous Webmaster
An Alone Teacher
A Benevolent Hunter
A Responsible Ninja
An Ordinary Shaman
A Calm Shepherd
A Captivating Comedian
A Boisterous Police Officer
A Careless Game Show Host
A Surprised Explorer
A Dramatic Pianist
A Distressed Swineherd
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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