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A Witty DJ
An Honorable Hypnotist
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An Attractive Illustrator
A Clear-headed Gardener
An Affectionate Author
A Puritanical Assassin
A Perfectionist Sleuth
A Possessive Cook
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A Strict Scientist
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A Tidy Surgeon
An Idiosyncratic Governor
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A Mystical Burglar
A Tall Plumber
An Irritated Cab Driver
An Aimless Chauffeur
A Weird Yodeler
A Procrastinating Barber
A Confidential Librarian
A Sensitive Innkeeper
A Lustful Programmer
A Doubtful Principal
A Disorganized Swimmer
A Pleased Fashion Designer
A Concerned Sound Technician
A Fun-loving Tax Collector
A Thoughtless Teacher
A Dignified Archaeologist
An Indignant Entrepreneur
An Extreme Reporter
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A Clean Politician
A Punctual Actor
A Tender Barber
A Vague Candlemaker
An Articulate Security Guard
A Nonchalant Swimming Coach
A Humorous Knight
A Threatened Pilot
A Despicable Messenger
An Unpatriotic Crook
A Petty Chemist
A Negativistic Terrorist
An Opinionated Sailor
An Airy Assassin
A Wonderful Marshal
An Amiable Teacher
An Irresponsible Wedding Planner
A Demanding Goatherd
An Uninhibited Mason
A Mannerless Bonecarver
A Vague Personal Trainer
An Indignant Guard
An Ambitious Spy
A Receptive Paramedic
A Sweet Chef
A Secure Programmer
A Gracious Executioner
A Gloomy Sniper
An Inferior Merchant
A Pedantic Guru
A Thoughtless Sleuth
A Money-minded Blacksmith
A Clear-headed Florist
A Faithful Meteorologist
A Terrible Pirate
A Whimsical Lawyer
A Graceless Lumberjack
A Respectful Shepherd
A Perplexed Herald
An Amazed Singer
A Disillusioned Beautician
A Forgiving Chemist
An Irrational Taxidermist
A Reactionary Inventor
An Intelligent Veterinarian
An Admirable Tattooist
A Resourceful Captain
A Plodding DJ
A Muddle-headed Pilot
A Wonderful Physicist
A Sophisticated Priest
A Fanatical Waiter
A Regimental Sound Technician
A Folksy Doctor
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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