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A Paranoid Candlemaker
An Optimistic Farmer
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A Profound Ventriloquist
A Well-meaning Pickpocket
A Loyal Brewer
A Vivacious Mortician
A Mealymouthed Goatherd
An Opinionated Yak Herder
A Selfless Tax Collector
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A Decisive Tailor
A Frightening Athlete
An Ecstatic Paramedic
A Disorganized Park Ranger
An Unpredicatable Ventriloquist
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A Modern Chief of Police
An Incorruptible Librarian
A Paralyzed Juggler
A Preoccupied Beautician
A Peaceful Mortician
An Obsessive Butler
A Daring Taxi-driver
A Pure Butcher
An Assertive Cartoonist
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An Offhand Writer
A Certain Diver
An Intent Sniper
A Sexy Brewer
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A Clear-headed Carpenter
An Easily Discouraged Salesperson
An Airy Teacher
A Moody Bonecarver
A Profound Coach
An Agonizing Herbalist
A Dry Marshal
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An Amusing Thief
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An Inert Record Producer
An Innovative Clown
A Willful Minister
A Genuine Sound Technician
A Tortured Fisher
A Miserly DJ
A Detestable Animal Trainer
A Mellow Fishmonger
A Sociable Marshal
A Daring Exterminator
A Folksy Shaman
A Fatalistic Shepherd
A Forceful Shoemaker
A Flexible Chimney-sweep
An Alarmed Swineherd
A Chummy Psychiatrist
A Stubborn Butcher
An Impulsive Dietician
A Self-conscious Zookeeper
An Extravagant Drummer
An Impatient Executioner
A Businesslike Minister
A Hardy Record Producer
A Well-read Printer
A Circumspect Private Detective
An Ecstatic Archer
A Lovable Impersonator
A Mellow Doctor
An Enraged Dancer
A Discouraging Nurse
A Tasteful Salesperson
An Agreeable Bank Robber
A Sentimental Guitarist
A Ready Mercenary
An Irritable Detective
A Worked Up Principal
A Practical Coach
A Big-thinking Model
A Tense Knight
A Cross Sniper
A Discreet Hairdresser
A Mawkish Clown
An Opinionated Criminal
A Patient Dietician
A Thoughtless Shaman
An Obvious Exotic Dancer
A Malicious Magician
An Alarmed Truck Driver
A Scheming Bandit
A Hedonistic Surgeon
A Flexible Stonecutter
An Obedient Court Jester
A Skinny Bank Robber
A Terrified Tailor
A Sharing Physicist
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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