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A Self-effacing Shaman
An Observant Nanny
A Strong-willed Baker
A Fraudulent Beekeeper
A Sly Bureaucrat
A Dignified Swimming Coach
A Worked Up Photographer
A Hurt Surgeon
A Wronged Court Jester
A Tragic Wizard
A Balanced Priest
A Frugal Burglar
A Completely Normal Painter
A Groovy Hypnotist
A Sporting Chief of Police
An Efficient Antique Dealer
A Self-indulgent Shipwright
A Gullible Imam
A Mystical Gravedigger
A Solemn Candlemaker
A Nervous Illustrator
A Distrustful Chauffeur
A Mawkish Receptionist
An Idiosyncratic Artist
A Chummy Marine
A Jolly Dancer
A Sophisticated Jockey
An Outspoken Magician
A Faithful Fortune-teller
A Narcissistic Peddlar
A Hurried Fisher
A Rowdy Ventriloquist
An Appalled Tattooist
A Proud Archer
A Frightening Shepherd
A Freewheeling Police Officer
A Dull Paramedic
An Impatient Director
An Enraged Percussionist
A Serene Ornithologist
A Deep Record Producer
A Restless Optometrist
A Frugal Sailor
An Insensitive Magistrate
A Clumsy Graphic Artist
An Aloof Matador
A Content Bartender
An Orderly Principal
A Prudent Priest
An Enervated Chauffeur
A Stylish Winemaker
A Cheerful Pickpocket
An Ugly Cheesemaker
A Worked Up Mobster
A Studious Police Officer
A Steady Hunter
An Intent Mason
A Tidy Chef
A Predictable Photographer
A Hypnotic Cartoonist
A Ridiculous Screenwriter
A Lousy Librarian
A High-spirited Pastor
A Political Truck Driver
A Naive Builder
A Skinny Gladiator
A Superficial Doctor
A Reactive Sheepshearer
An Empty Dietician
An Upset Electrician
A Free and Easy Flight Attendant
A Crazy Lighthouse-keeper
An Escapist Assassin
A Cruel Historian
A Calculating Make-up Artist
A Peaceful Butcher
An Unappreciative Lawyer
A Humble Detective
An Idiosyncratic Matador
A Modest Executioner
A Clean Butler
A Sharing Private Detective
An Alert Violinist
A Sweet Innkeeper
A Distrustful Cheesemaker
An Insincere Director
A Decent Record Producer
A Fuming Chief of Police
A Sanctimonious Thief
A Discouraged Baker
A Frustrated Gardener
An Annoyed Manager
A Liberated Guru
A Selfless Lawyer
A Delighted Bodyguard
A Secretive Police Officer
A Hopeful Veterinarian
A Boisterous Imam
An Uninhibited Dressmaker
A Narrow-minded Gladiator
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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