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A Perceptive Director
A Sordid Crook
A Treacherous Mobster
An Antisocial Tailor
A Regretful Busker
An Erratic Shoemaker
A Punctual Bishop
A Strong Ninja
A Subtle Plumber
A Festive Deputy
An Odd Marshal
A Steely Assassin
A Faithless Antique Dealer
An Agreeable Coach
A Receptive Garbage Collector
A Wise Court Jester
A Tender Carpenter
An Incorruptible Florist
A Crying Optometrist
A Dry Surgeon
A Frightened Composer
A Hefty Zookeeper
A Meticulous Pilot
A Dreamy Lawyer
A Reflective Deputy
A Lucky Herald
A Neat Tattooist
An Obsessive Programmer
An Insecure Farmer
A Jubilant Weaver
A Tough Politician
A Heroic Priest
A Woeful Hunter
A Wealthy Mortician
A Weak Secretary
A Skillful Make-up Artist
An Opinionated Photographer
A Cautious Publisher
A Humiliated Cook
An Upset Bartender
An Affectionate Welder
A Neat Poet
A Political Interior Designer
A Laughing Model
A Merry Waiter
An Emotional Carpenter
A Dedicated Deputy
A Haughty Pirate
A Treacherous Pawnbroker
An Objective Game Show Host
A Genuine Criminal
An Obsessive Cheesemaker
A Painstaking Taxi-driver
A Venomous Construction Worker
A Narrow-minded Monk
A Certain Optometrist
A Complex Security Guard
A Cultured Air Traffic Controller
A Clean Trapper
An Ashamed Scout
A Wonderful Gondolier
A Fanatical Writer
A Secure Spy
A Predatory Singer
A Sly Captain
An Adventurous Police Officer
A Sadistic Zookeeper
A Fixed Butler
An Admirable Deputy
A Mannerless Flight Attendant
A Self-conscious Explorer
A Slow Wizard
A Treacherous Assassin
An Upset Manager
A Rowdy Veterinarian
A Skillful Waiter
A Spirited Plumber
An Abrupt Bodyguard
A Good-natured Medic
A Willing Bartender
A Superstitious Watchmaker
A Crude Executioner
A Hedonistic Butcher
An Obedient Composer
A Fickle Artist
A Single-minded Guru
A Persuasive Jailer
A Familial Clown
An Insightful Priest
An Unhappy Shoemaker
A Respectful Captain
A Calculating Herbalist
A Gracious Impersonator
A Fraudulent Juggler
A Wishful Librarian
A Predatory Illustrator
A Stoic Executioner
A Debonair Swimming Coach
An Unlucky Singer
A Grand Marshal
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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