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A Shrewd Firefighter
A Circumspect Tattooist
A Protective Taxidermist
An Individualistic Assassin
A Humiliated Sound Technician
A Scrupulous Chef
A Neat Fashion Designer
A Disobedient Sniper
An Anxious Weaver
An Intuitive Archaeologist
A Gleeful Chicken Sexer
An Inconsiderate Salesperson
A Dutiful Bodyguard
An Insensitive Guard
An Alarmed Farmer
A Discontented Air Traffic Controller
A Petty Yak Herder
An at Ease Bank Robber
A Stupid Butler
An Expedient Shaman
A Solitary Explorer
An Enraged Assassin
A Focused Ninja
An Impractical Chef
A Charmless Physician
A Cerebral Beautician
A Repugnant DJ
A Rejected Private Detective
A Bored Referee
A Solemn Wizard
A Pessimistic Surgeon
A Thrilled Stonecutter
A Ridiculous Court Jester
A Steadfast Bodyguard
An Airy Factory Worker
A Weak-willed Ninja
An Inquisitive Baker
An Unfathomable Waiter
A Soft Actor
A Sly Juggler
A Restless Swimming Coach
A Stable Painter
A Methodical Diplomat
A Crass Computer Programmer
A Poor Herbalist
A Devoted Choreographer
A Disruptive Chauffeur
A Fearful Astronaut
A Pleased Dogcatcher
A Freewheeling Dictator
An Airy Private Detective
A Woeful Ambassador
A Concerned Geologist
An Intuitive Police Officer
An Angry Programmer
A Sordid Juggler
A Certain Philanthropist
A Mellow Dressmaker
An Impatient Nurse
A Progressive Illustrator
A Mistaken Sheriff
A Casual Hunter
A Mealymouthed Assassin
A Greedy Social Worker
A Procrastinating Drummer
A Rebellious Guide
A Leisurely Impersonator
A Dismayed DJ
An Upset Exterminator
A Devious Paramedic
A Self-critical Private Detective
A Loyal Zookeeper
A Vague Janitor
An Easily Discouraged Wizard
A Despairing Cab Driver
A Suave Chauffeur
A Distracted Sniper
A Sensitive Undertaker
An Intense Cartoonist
A Narcissistic Translator
A Courageous Pianist
A Narrow-minded Navigator
A Cerebral Principal
A Pedantic Hypnotist
An Impulsive Lumberjack
An Argumentative Barista
A Sensual Gladiator
A Discouraged Interrogator
A Captivating Student
An Unbelieving Firefighter
A Disruptive Silversmith
A Dissatisfied Gardener
A Playful Shoemaker
An Unpatriotic Cobbler
A Careless Minister
A Tasteless Singer
A Ticklish Thief
A Modern Burglar
A Painstaking Nurse
A Wonderful Librarian
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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