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A Captivating Fortune-teller
An Unbelieving Spelunker
A Familial Waiter
A Funky Jockey
A Serene Clerk
A Comfortable Barista
A Rejected Cook
A Mistaken Bank Robber
A Dissonant Deputy
An Inflamed Dancer
A Doubtful Captain
A Cultured Servant
A Pure Gladiator
An Irresponsible Judge
An Ashamed Astronaut
A Gallant Barber
An One-dimensional Beautician
A Calm DJ
A Positive Priest
An Enigmatic Burglar
A Faithless Bartender
A Driven Librarian
A Kind Herbalist
A Gracious Editor
A Difficult Paleontologist
An Obsessive Hunter
A Disinterested Coach
An Obedient Model
An Optimistic Programmer
A Scrupulous Oracle
An Injured Firefighter
An Aggressive Impersonator
A Fearful Fisher
An Amusing Drummer
A Tidy Air Traffic Controller
A Courteous Pirate
A Suspicious Astronaut
A Conscientious Personal Trainer
A Formal Gardener
An Extravagant Bank Robber
A Funky Barber
An Easy Goldsmith
A Decisive Guru
A Hedonistic Hairdresser
A Concerned Director
A Bold Cameraman
A Hard Working Bandit
An at Ease Security Guard
A Good-natured Garbage Collector
A Competitive Accountant
A Private Matador
A Conformist Chief of Police
A Crying Sage
A Busy Peddlar
A Sharing Tattooist
A Purposeful Interior Designer
An Irreverent Mathematician
A Simple Chicken Sexer
An Impressive Crook
A Calculating Executioner
An Injured Director
A Lucky Beekeeper
A Brilliant Taxi-driver
An Artful Meteorologist
A Reliable Rat Catcher
A Self-reliant Truck Driver
A Puritanical Assassin
A Pugnacious Farmer
A Despicable Bishop
A Rebellious Nurse
An Impressionable Scout
A Disillusioned Plumber
An Experimental Lifeguard
A Boisterous Astronaut
A Crude Spy
A Surprised Zookeeper
A Dissonant Bandit
A Compulsive Fortune-teller
A Humble Stunt Double
A Sulky Poet
An at Ease Oracle
A Liberated Salesperson
A Resourceful Crook
A Scholarly Bank Robber
A Ritualistic Police Officer
A Perplexed Air Traffic Controller
A Disruptive Scientist
A Dependent Sailor
A Crazy Swineherd
A Cold Marshal
A Fatigued Captain
A Desperate Sheriff
An Astigmatic Oracle
An Unfathomable Dogcatcher
A Responsible Bodyguard
A Reactionary Construction Worker
An Apathetic Doctor
A Dejected Tailor
An Easy Impersonator
A Decisive Artist
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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