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A Reverential Undertaker
A Narrow-minded Gravedigger
A Peaceful Jockey
A Childish Zookeeper
A Tasteless Pickpocket
A Merry Mobster
A Meddlesome Shepherd
An Uncharitable Salesperson
A Complacent Rabbi
A Steadfast Messenger
A Scheming DJ
An Imaginative Baker
A Hurt Fashion Designer
A Loyal Yak Herder
An Observant Gravedigger
A Subtle Fortune-teller
An Impudent Matador
A Discontented Magistrate
A Cheating Pawnbroker
A Frisky Gardener
A Tearful Interior Designer
An Ecstatic Gondolier
A Humorous Meteorologist
A Disconcerting Tattooist
A Ruined Gate-keeper
A Threatened Spy
A Festive Mortician
A Studious Executioner
A Gallant Shaman
An Irreverent Sound Technician
An Athletic Pianist
A Mournful Yak Herder
An Abrasive Shepherd
A Useless Farmer
A Hypnotic Teacher
A Physical Servant
A Whimsical Chemist
A Passive Conductor
A Reactive Stunt Double
An Offhand Taxidermist
A Sweet Personal Trainer
A Protective Mason
A Stupefied Optometrist
A Fashionable Dictator
A Deceptive Mortician
A Bored Brewer
A Foolish Spin Doctor
A Self-critical Doctor
A Terrified Coach
An Uncomplaining Bandit
A Criminal Bartender
A Zany Bank Robber
A Wishful Judge
An Amazed Spy
A Wonderful Tattooist
A Fortunate DJ
An Ashamed Teacher
A Brutal Archer
A Discreet Clown
An Idealistic Chemist
An Insincere Weaver
A Hefty Poet
A Sharing Sheepshearer
A Hurried Oracle
A Gloomy Diver
An Apathetic Drug Dealer
A Hidebound Captain
An Amoral Truck Driver
A Mannered Deputy
A Faithful Farmer
An at Ease Veterinarian
A Fickle Researcher
A Disruptive Musician
A Progressive Doctor
A Playful Astronaut
A Self-indulgent Salesperson
A Money-minded Tattooist
An Imaginative Minister
A Treacherous Writer
A Scrupulous Wizard
A Rigid Construction Worker
An Unstable Photographer
A Sulky Saxophonist
A Zany Ninja
A Fatalistic Ventriloquist
An Upright Guru
A Flexible Chicken Sexer
A Paternalistic Jockey
A Smiling Pharmacist
An Emotional Navigator
A Thrilled Stunt Double
A Sure Chief of Police
A Fixed Chef
A Purposeful Artist
A Cooperative Ditch Digger
A Barbaric Cobbler
A Sordid Game Show Host
A Sporting Guide
A Petty Writer
A Disconcerting Swordsmith
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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