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An Empty Cook
A Colorful Swordsmith
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A Friendly Swimmer
A Criminal Linguist
A Mawkish Astronaut
A Paternalistic Bank Robber
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An Anxious Bodyguard
A Mellow Psychiatrist
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A Witty Magician
A Malicious Zookeeper
A Threatened Beggar
A Glad Bartender
A Devious Factory Worker
A Ticklish Blacksmith
An Unhealthy Historian
An Inconsiderate Lifeguard
A Mournful Hotelier
An Offhand Dancer
An Inquisitive Deputy
A Ravenous Lumberjack
A Weak-willed Pickpocket
A Sly Florist
A Vindictive Writer
A Depressed Torturer
A Foolish Scientist
A Personable Mortician
A Desolate Photographer
A Devoted Pilot
A Hurried Swimming Coach
A Reactive Sniper
A Jolly Customs Officer
An Alert Hotelier
A Paranoid Gondolier
A Dissatisfied Miner
A Terrible Criminal
An Unambitious Detective
A Hesitant Bishop
A Hearty Gravedigger
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A Studious Beggar
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A Bewildered Meteorologist
An Efficient Lawyer
A Fascinated Composer
An Intent Shaman
A Joyous Author
A High-spirited Archer
A Disobedient Politician
An Obnoxious Barber
An Energetic Truck Driver
An Unappreciative Bank Robber
An Unsure Bartender
A Forgetful Sleuth
A Freethinking Architect
A Haughty Bureaucrat
A Free and Easy Swimmer
A Selfish Model
An Argumentative Fortune-teller
A Sensual Pilot
An Agonized Swordsmith
An Unbelieving Firefighter
A Willful Baker
A Patriotic Beggar
A Timid Barber
A Hostile Dentist
An Upset Interrogator
A Disturbing Exotic Dancer
A Predatory Astronaut
An Outspoken Surgeon
A Rowdy Editor
A Heroic Printer
A Stable Bureaucrat
A Mechanical Candlemaker
An Old Police Officer
A Persuasive Spy
A Bold Juggler
A Scared Architect
An Artificial Beautician
An Irritated Tattooist
A Dreamy Chauffeur
A Dissatisfied Judge
A Benevolent Cook
A Money-minded Beggar
A Handsome Assassin
A Protective Doctor
An Exciting Executioner
A Sore Air Traffic Controller
A Lying Winemaker
A Hard Working Blacksmith
A Realistic Minister
An Irreligious Chicken Sexer
An Intrigued Peddlar
An Inert Astronaut
A Reactionary Librarian
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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