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A Stupefied Hypnotist
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A Cheerful Peddlar
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A Devious Burglar
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A Certain Psychiatrist
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An Unpredicatable Optometrist
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An Imaginative Webmaster
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A Responsive Graphic Artist
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An Uncaring Writer
A Modest Terrorist
A Devious Waiter
An Independent Nanny
A Distressed Meteorologist
A Sophisticated Peddlar
An Embarrassed Busker
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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