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A Mournful Sheriff
An Impersonal Fishmonger
An Arbitrary Psychiatrist
A Fatigued Painter
An Honest Manicurist
An Honorable Shaman
A Nihilistic Photographer
A Vacuous Innkeeper
A Stubborn Writer
A Vague Nurse
A Powerless Clown
A Logical Jeweler
A Self-effacing Cheesemaker
An Excited Messenger
A Jubilant Fishmonger
A Ridiculous Actor
A Dishonest Salesperson
An Unlucky Farmer
A Sensitive Mayor
An Old-fashioned Sheepshearer
An Inconsiderate Herbalist
A Helpless Blacksmith
A Warm Gladiator
A Hard Working Burglar
A Courteous Minister
A Callous Social Worker
A Fearful Swimmer
An Unimaginative Surgeon
An Uneasy Wizard
A Regimental Security Guard
A Perplexed Juggler
A Selfless Guru
A Self-reliant Clerk
An Indecisive Composer
A Scornful Teacher
A Sulky Author
An Admirable Game Show Host
An Aimless Crook
A Sordid Nurse
A Blunt Hypnotist
An Original Jailer
A Tense Hairdresser
A False Tailor
An Opportunistic Busker
An Uninhibited Dictator
A Ridiculous Chauffeur
An Amazing Private Detective
A Beautiful Air Traffic Controller
A Joyous Missionary
An Ambitious Nurse
A Maternal Ventriloquist
A Complacent Poet
A Deceitful Programmer
An Extravagant Hypnotist
A Preoccupied Coroner
A Threatened Gondolier
A Self-indulgent Veterinarian
A Keen Printer
A Reliable Innkeeper
A Zany Cab Driver
A Grim Journalist
A Hurt Real Estate Agent
A Liberal Sound Technician
A Barbaric Chef
A Bright Linguist
A Money-minded Goldsmith
A Rational Doctor
An Odd Navigator
A Paternalistic Dancer
A Brutal Beggar
An Amazed Surgeon
An Authoritarian Assassin
A Solitary Cab Driver
A Folksy Miner
A Powerless Archer
A Sentimental Lumberjack
A Forgetful Burglar
A Disgusting Botanist
A Joyous Model
A Frightening Painter
A Guilty Crook
An Encouraged Archaeologist
An Eloquent Sleuth
A Conscientious Exotic Dancer
A Desperate Cosmonaut
A Discouraged Mason
A Paralyzed Detective
A Snoopy Archer
A Reflective Deputy
A Perverse Mercenary
A Procrastinating Journalist
A Dejected Dogcatcher
A Rigid Fraudster
A Fixed Cartoonist
An Elated Hairdresser
A Bizarre Lawyer
An Amoral Blacksmith
An Amused Innkeeper
An Infuriated Entrepreneur
A Stupefied Customs Officer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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