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A Reactionary Lawyer
An Amazed Cartoonist
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A Faithless Lifeguard
A Devious Clown
A Frivolous Waiter
An Assertive Magician
A Thrilled Goldsmith
A Thievish Shepherd
An Abrasive Pilot
An Inquisitive Radiologist
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A Sensitive Professor
A Stern Fashion Designer
A Brutal Plumber
A Thoughtless Hunter
A Respectful Butcher
A Rational Architect
A Lonely Teacher
A Tactless Cheesemaker
A Conciliatory Chemist
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A Persuasive Author
A Fascinated Construction Worker
An Inquisitive Beautician
A Nosy Secretary
A Crazy Computer Programmer
A Physical Truck Driver
A Friendly Farmer
A Trusting Physicist
A Prejudiced Model
A Dedicated Taxidermist
A Punctual Librarian
An Efficient Dictator
An Alone Gate-keeper
A Fatigued Governor
A Discourteous Tax Collector
A Liberal Cook
A Patient Doctor
A Competitive Beautician
An Ecstatic Archer
A Smiling Assassin
An Artful Student
A Mannered Court Jester
A Charmless Bank Robber
A Reliable Deputy
An Old-fashioned Butcher
A Disgusting Interior Designer
A Placid Scout
A Discourteous Knight
A Handsome Banker
A Dedicated Clown
A Paralyzed Illustrator
An Ashamed Stonecutter
A Subtle Medic
A Guileless Cosmonaut
A Thankful Dictator
An Innovative Monk
A Patriotic Linguist
A Reactionary Musician
A Busy Tattooist
A Proud Guru
A Domineering Explorer
A Sensual Peddlar
A Comfortable Bank Robber
A Skeptical Psychiatrist
A Lonely Winemaker
A Secretive Sleuth
A Hurried Butcher
A Sad Surgeon
A Predictable Interrogator
A Well-read Diplomat
A Mannered Gate-keeper
A Despairing Archer
An Ambitious Soldier
A Nosy Yodeler
A Mystical Detective
A Complaining Sheepshearer
A Smiling Tattooist
A Cautious Composer
An Aggressive Mathematician
A Scholarly Deputy
A Solitary Personal Trainer
A Steady Geologist
A Stiff Pirate
A Progressive Interior Designer
An Ugly Pharmacist
A Chummy Entrepreneur
A Despicable Clerk
An Erratic Police Officer
An Imaginative Lighthouse-keeper
A Grieved Burglar
A Keen Physician
A Healthy Sniper
A Boisterous Linguist
A Vivacious Coach
A Thrilled Wizard
A Quaking Taxidermist
An Unhealthy Terrorist
A Transparent Gardener
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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