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A Distracted Captain
An Unpleasant Herald
A Hesitant Florist
An Old-fashioned Drug Dealer
A Hurried Dancer
A Stubborn Painter
A Folksy Burglar
A Grieved Taxi-driver
A Bizarre Paleontologist
A Fanciful Court Jester
A Faithful Diver
An Intelligent Silversmith
A Self-critical Secretary
An Annoyed Cameraman
A Scrupulous Singer
An Aggressive Drummer
A Shaky Veterinarian
An Expedient Assassin
A Useless Mathematician
A Methodical Marshal
A Guilty Undertaker
A Lifeless Wizard
A Hedonistic Tax Collector
A Serene Police Officer
A Comfortable Dancer
A Cooperative Rat Catcher
A Worried DJ
A Nonchalant Teacher
A Blissful Sound Technician
A Hurt Pickpocket
An Assertive Chauffeur
A Certain Illustrator
A Presumptuous Ventriloquist
A Warm Chef
A Profound Jailer
An Attractive Make-up Artist
A Beautiful Tailor
A Witty Scout
A Treacherous Factory Worker
A Liberated Dictator
An Incensed Banker
A Courageous Swineherd
A Decisive Fortune-teller
An Alarmed Carver
A Wronged Assassin
An Unambitious Captain
A Conscientious Conductor
A Charismatic Police Officer
A Childish Butcher
An Inferior Engineer
A Dismayed Spelunker
A Sure Diplomat
A Dynamic Trapper
A Shy Flight Attendant
A Thankful Magician
A Frugal Cheesemaker
An Extraordinary Gardener
A Funny Mercenary
An Original Jeweler
A Strict Construction Worker
A Worked Up Director
An Expedient Private Detective
An Honorable Impersonator
A Superficial Nurse
An Ashamed Bishop
An Excited Botanist
A Resourceful Veterinarian
A Fanciful Sleuth
An Irreverent Chef
A Contemplative Waiter
A Leisurely Security Guard
A Presumptuous Sage
A Genuine Florist
A Satisfied Air Traffic Controller
A Snoopy Bodyguard
An Experimental Engineer
A Reactive Archer
A Surprising Juggler
A Threatened Dogcatcher
A Content Gondolier
A Quirky Pilot
A Prejudiced Lifeguard
A Complex Singer
An Overimaginative Beautician
A Reflective Veterinarian
A Repentant Ventriloquist
An Eloquent Assassin
A Cheating Exterminator
A Noncompetitive Translator
An Ugly Surgeon
An Agonizing Gravedigger
An Articulate Captain
An Absentminded Executioner
An Affectionate Bricklayer
An Inconsiderate Goldsmith
A Surprised Sheriff
A Fatigued Pirate
A Painstaking Messenger
A Compassionate Herbalist
A Scornful Spin Doctor
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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