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A Destructive Composer
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A Miserly Comedian
A Complex Composer
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A Satisfied Barber
A Gentle Nanny
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A Compassionate DJ
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An Old-fashioned Tattooist
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An Indulgent Waiter
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A Tall Lawyer
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A Subtle Comedian
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A Delighted Director
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A Content Minister
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A Lonely Busker
A Hostile Crook
A Tense DJ
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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