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An Earnest Carpenter
A Clear-headed Historian
A Nonchalant Priest
A Fortunate Trapper
A Frightening Interpreter
An Injured Doctor
An Eager Bank Robber
A Winning Blacksmith
An Articulate Mechanic
A Responsive Pirate
A Businesslike Coach
A Muddle-headed Mathematician
An Egocentric Guard
A Kind Carpenter
A Funny Innkeeper
A Pleased Bartender
A Prudent Gondolier
An Inconsiderate Sheriff
A Dedicated Chicken Sexer
A Cruel Goatherd
An Admirable Farmer
A Superstitious Magician
An Ordinary Burglar
A Hostile Criminal
An Enthusiastic Swimming Coach
A Methodical Busker
An Extreme Shaman
A Skillful Swimmer
A Thievish Mobster
A Gloomy Clown
A Morbid Lifeguard
A Driven Impersonator
A Disgusting Clockmaker
A Witty Astronaut
A Perceptive Percussionist
A Pleased Police Officer
A Wronged Surgeon
A Satisfied Botanist
A Young Teacher
A Physical Soldier
A Predictable Director
A Daring Real Estate Agent
A Rejected Bartender
An Insincere Truck Driver
A Scrupulous Cook
A Distrustful Dentist
A Sly Burglar
An Angry Police Officer
A Shrewd Guard
A Vivacious Hairdresser
A Fascinated Undertaker
A Jubilant Detective
A Businesslike Mathematician
A Compassionate Sound Technician
A Joyous Doctor
A Conformist Terrorist
A Selfish Chauffeur
An Incorruptible Miner
A Suave Editor
A Dynamic Tax Collector
A Frustrated Taxidermist
A Touchy Knight
An Unhappy Diplomat
A Troublesome Optometrist
A Pleased Sniper
An Incapable Game Show Host
A Mistaken Bureaucrat
A Noncommittal Dentist
A Decadent Court Jester
A Kind Receptionist
A Modern Banker
A Principled Construction Worker
A Tactless Swordsmith
An Open-minded Farmer
An Airy Physician
A Dependent Cobbler
A Reactive Stonecutter
A Private Fraudster
A Transparent Game Show Host
A Calm Athlete
A Bored Comedian
An Expedient Greengrocer
An Efficient Illustrator
A Handsome Chief of Police
A Liberated Minister
A Skinny Torturer
A Progressive Nurse
A Driven Blacksmith
A Smiling Shaman
An Idiosyncratic Singer
A Fortunate Drummer
A Woeful Manager
A Poor Translator
A Repugnant Swineherd
A Tall Spin Doctor
A Noncompetitive Chauffeur
An Incapable Percussionist
A Careless Ornithologist
A Trembling Photographer
An at Ease Optometrist
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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