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A Lazy Assassin
A Plodding Pickpocket
A Disinterested Spin Doctor
A Noncompetitive Butcher
An Overimaginative Fishmonger
A Clean Chief of Police
A Rebellious Jeweler
A Naive Taxi-driver
An Experimental Hairdresser
An Irresponsible Medic
An Indulgent Drummer
A Wonderful Conductor
A Political Teacher
A Decent Clown
A Money-minded Wizard
An Incensed Merchant
A Brutal Zookeeper
A Youthful Florist
A Regretful Stonecutter
A Paralyzed Baker
A Childish Hotelier
An Artful Lifeguard
A Dependent Crook
An Inferior Drug Dealer
A Grief Thief
A Festive Fortune-teller
An Inoffensive Psychiatrist
A Disturbing Veterinarian
A Mannered Soldier
A Domineering Undertaker
An Impressionable Violinist
A Serene Pawnbroker
An Inconsiderate Torturer
A Weary Police Officer
A Decadent Dietician
An Aimless Spelunker
An Irreverent Radiologist
A Responsible Singer
A Disinterested Nanny
A Complex Juggler
A Persuasive Cartoonist
A Formal Sheriff
A Fuming Fashion Designer
A Bewildered Soldier
An Amazing Undertaker
An Airy Pharmacist
A Political Pawnbroker
A Personable Greengrocer
A Conservative Archaeologist
A Dissonant Cheesemaker
A Unique Principal
A Naive Guru
An Impersonal Chemist
A Predictable Governor
A Nihilistic Engineer
A Noncommittal Bricklayer
An Invulnerable Carpenter
A Strong Physician
A Mechanical Tailor
An Honest Impersonator
A High-spirited Shop Assistant
A Leisurely Park Ranger
An Insincere Beggar
An Energetic Real Estate Agent
A Keen Lawyer
A Callous Watchmaker
A Charismatic Professor
A Disruptive Florist
A Shrewd Mechanic
A Terrible Jockey
A Compulsive Judge
An Uncomplaining Criminal
A Thankful Juggler
A Dissatisfied Clown
An Amusing Construction Worker
A Busy Busker
A Pompous Chemist
A Woeful Ambassador
An Admirable Deputy
A Neglectful Blacksmith
An Unappreciative Flight Attendant
A Conventional Lawyer
A Disorderly Lifeguard
A Sad Private Detective
A Crude Bishop
A Terrible Shoemaker
A Compassionate Fortune-teller
A Useless Beggar
An Obedient Thief
A Contradictory Mayor
A Religious Surgeon
A Miserly Printer
A Guileless Cosmonaut
A Criminal Ninja
A Disconcerting Crook
A Willful Coach
A Cultured Security Guard
An Obvious Entrepreneur
A Comfortable Composer
A Conciliatory Playwright
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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