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A Paternalistic Weaver
A Guileless Pirate
An Assertive Sound Technician
An Enervated Factory Worker
A Useless Judge
A Keen Taxi-driver
An Emotional Spy
An Interested Social Worker
A Winning Thief
A Jolly Editor
A Lovable Paramedic
A Sure Boatbuilder
A Happy Pawnbroker
A Rigid Merchant
A Discouraging Miner
A Cautious Crook
A Sweaty Undertaker
A Reserved Drummer
A Dreamy Diplomat
An Inflamed Dogcatcher
A Sharing Secretary
A Determined Juggler
An Impudent Explorer
A Stiff Cheesemaker
A Terrible Shepherd
A Dismayed Nurse
An Erratic Monk
A Mealymouthed Locksmith
An Uncertain Composer
A Sulky Shaman
An Unpleasant Garbage Collector
An Inconsiderate Captain
A Pugnacious Pilot
A Wary Ornithologist
A Considerate Coach
A Sarcastic Pirate
A Humiliated Doctor
A Grief Florist
An Unappreciative Fashion Designer
A Free and Easy Archaeologist
A Sedentary Saxophonist
A Pessimistic Bonecarver
An Insightful Pharmacist
A Hurried Fortune-teller
An Outspoken Minister
A Mannered Firefighter
A Practical Model
A Busy Ventriloquist
A Joyous Game Show Host
A Heartbroken Ditch Digger
A Weak Barber
An Unbelieving Manicurist
An Extreme Bodyguard
A Determined Hunter
A Willful Sniper
A Spontaneous Juggler
A Decadent Bartender
An Enthusiastic Chicken Sexer
A Pleased Graphic Artist
A Despicable Cobbler
A Crude Pickpocket
A Strong-willed Gravedigger
A Complaining Silversmith
An Uncomplaining Exotic Dancer
An Upright Historian
A Faithless Doctor
A Competitive Police Officer
A Disturbing Miner
An Eager Criminal
A Shy Judge
A Discouraged Dogcatcher
A Mournful Electrician
A Formal Guide
An Unappreciative Imam
A Dramatic Gladiator
A Miserable Nurse
A Shortsighted Taxidermist
A Stable Photographer
A Curious Security Guard
A Difficult Exotic Dancer
An Infuriated Monk
A Preoccupied Ditch Digger
A Well-meaning Minister
A Self-indulgent Poet
An Impersonal Priest
An Energetic Hypnotist
A Resourceful Swimming Coach
A Dirty Mortician
A Meticulous Police Officer
A Frivolous Gondolier
A Wary Illustrator
An Intolerant Dogcatcher
An Agreeable Boatbuilder
An Effeminate Pirate
An Ambitious Bandit
An Antisocial Sheriff
A Jolly Bartender
A Prim Gladiator
A Woeful Chef
A Heartbroken Juggler
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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