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A Stoic Mortician
A Resourceful Fortune-teller
A Sympathetic Chauffeur
An Unstable Clockmaker
A Scrupulous Lifeguard
A Crude Animal Trainer
A Fraudulent Clown
An Insincere Paleontologist
A Willful Zookeeper
A Rejected Firefighter
A Compassionate Jailer
An Insightful Gate-keeper
A Questioning Chemist
A Devoted Servant
A Narcissistic Tattooist
A Businesslike DJ
A Dreamy Carver
An Extreme Lifeguard
A Concerned Captain
A Submissive Shepherd
A Presumptuous Ambassador
A Wealthy Fortune-teller
An Encouraged Drummer
A Demanding Shipwright
A Messy Guru
A Circumspect Chief of Police
An Expedient Burglar
A Placid Model
A Patient Teacher
An Insecure Publisher
A Repugnant Lawyer
A Cheating Hairdresser
A Sensitive Pawnbroker
A Tidy Playwright
A Healthy Pianist
An Indifferent Swimming Coach
A Rejected Editor
A Businesslike Wedding Planner
A Sanctimonious Dentist
A Cooperative Poet
A Skinny Drummer
A Relaxed Flight Attendant
An Irritable Accountant
A Brilliant Park Ranger
A Dominating Drug Dealer
A Sly Surgeon
A Sorrowful Historian
A Personable Explorer
A Hopeful Violinist
A Reassured Crook
A Spirited Publisher
A Woeful Scientist
A Simple Plumber
A Trembling Astronaut
A Sad Taxi-driver
An Aggressive Barber
A Noncompetitive Bandit
A Threatened Deputy
A Content Gardener
An Eloquent Magician
A Brave Nurse
A Spirited Guitarist
An Open-minded Blacksmith
A Forthright Gladiator
An Unlovable Chemist
An Intense Shepherd
A Liberated Executioner
A Pleased Editor
A Practical Coroner
A Patriotic Yodeler
A Willing Lifeguard
A Touchy Impersonator
An Optimistic Farmer
A Scornful Technician
An Inert Baker
An Overimaginative Scout
A Cooperative Artist
A Pretentious Chief of Police
A Creative Bartender
A Gleeful Shipwright
A Conventional Marshal
A Fanatical Mayor
An Independent Dancer
An Arbitrary Sage
An Aimless Veterinarian
A Mannerless Baker
A Unique Explorer
A Threatened Architect
A Sociable DJ
A Single-minded Stunt Double
An Outspoken Doctor
A Big-thinking Pianist
A Conceited Innkeeper
An Unfriendly Cameraman
A Distracted Mayor
An Excited Factory Worker
A Fuming Farmer
A Narrow-minded Dancer
A Nonchalant Cook
A Ridiculous Detective
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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