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A Scornful Beautician
A Certain Politician
A Mawkish Captain
A Businesslike Philanthropist
A Tense Innkeeper
A Caring Paleontologist
An Expedient Thief
An Inert Judge
An Unpatriotic Shipwright
A Familial Baker
An Amiable Miner
A Contemplative Bandit
A Coarse Impersonator
A Sympathetic Hunter
A Thievish Court Jester
An Intense Gardener
A Caring Executioner
An Anxious Cook
A Discourteous Herald
A Self-critical Park Ranger
An Encouraged Tailor
A Dismayed Sheriff
A Fawning Jockey
A Grieved Bandit
An Eager Choreographer
A Questioning Shepherd
A Softheaded Pilot
An Aimless Bartender
A High-spirited Guitarist
An Irreligious Baker
A Superficial Drug Dealer
A Steadfast Trapper
A Shy Sleuth
A Gracious Sound Technician
A Thoughtless Marshal
A Dependent Cartoonist
A Childish Juggler
An Unrestrained Priest
A Slow Butcher
A Mannered Carver
A Sober Musician
A Benevolent Doctor
A Thankful Jockey
An Exciting Hunter
An at Ease Lumberjack
An Old-fashioned Cobbler
A Gracious Jailer
A Narcissistic Physician
An Infuriated Mathematician
A Dogmatic Guard
A Repugnant Mayor
An Unbelieving Webmaster
An Inspired Manager
An Important Geologist
An Independent Student
A Passionate Stunt Double
A Conformist Archaeologist
A Concerned Sniper
A Shrewd Juggler
A Methodical Marshal
A Skinny Dictator
A Ridiculous Pharmacist
A Private Librarian
A Shortsighted Accountant
A Weak-willed Shepherd
A Despairing Painter
A Plodding Senator
An Old-fashioned Captain
An Amazed Gravedigger
A Sly Spy
A Vivacious Impersonator
An Obnoxious Chief of Police
A Tall Carpenter
A Wise Minister
A Hidebound Firefighter
A Repressed Tattooist
A Completely Normal Scientist
A Fraudulent Marshal
A Despicable Wedding Planner
A Serene Lawyer
A Humorous Pianist
An Irritable Peddlar
A Pathetic Dancer
A Chummy Hairdresser
A Cautious Author
A Strict Thief
An Extraordinary Gladiator
A Cross Truck Driver
A Petty Welder
A Delicate Private Detective
A Mystical Weaver
An Uncomplaining Sheriff
A Pleased Cartoonist
A Caring Construction Worker
A Dramatic Assassin
A Bitter Park Ranger
A Popular Jockey
An Amazed Factory Worker
A Calm Goatherd
A Disillusioned Farmer
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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