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A Steadfast Chemist
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A Positive Cheesemaker
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A Nervous Guide
A Weak Detective
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A Comfortable Teacher
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A Depressed Soldier
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A Resentful Missionary
An Uncharitable Clown
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An Articulate Marine
A Conciliatory Firefighter
A Foolish Astronaut
A Trusting Monk
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A Generous Ninja
A Nervous Mobster
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A Young Jeweler
A Wary Artist
A Resentful Bartender
An Excitable Chef
A Cultured Senator
A Victimized Swineherd
A Boisterous Spy
An Interested Minister
An Antisocial Paleontologist
An Exciting Winemaker
An Old Chimney-sweep
A Deceptive Shaman
An Impractical Police Officer
A Worked Up Ventriloquist
An Outrageous Taxidermist
A Hurt Animal Trainer
A Snoopy Chef
A Glad Lifeguard
A Progressive Baker
A Poor DJ
A Suspicious Captain
A Hateful Priest
A Gullible Zookeeper
A Protective Paramedic
A Jubilant Student
An Artificial Geologist
A Humble Waiter
An Appreciative Coach
A Terrible Shaman
A Tenacious Busker
A Lustful Radiologist
A Ready Servant
An Unpleasant Fortune-teller
An Absentminded Ninja
An Effeminate Imam
A Humiliated Bodyguard
An Alienated Bank Robber
A Surprised Terrorist
A Willing Clown
A Lost Butcher
A Rational Lawyer
A Naive Interrogator

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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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