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An Impractical Biologist
A Chummy Lawyer
A Tender Welder
A False Wedding Planner
A Despairing Jailer
A Groovy Photographer
An Interested Chief of Police
A Sweet Sage
A Shy Fortune-teller
An Optimistic Shaman
A Sly Veterinarian
A Cold Janitor
An Old Broker
A Brittle Teacher
An Impulsive Burglar
A Friendly Mortician
A Certain Locksmith
An Unbelieving Goldsmith
A High-spirited Cosmonaut
A Small-thinking Barista
A Sedentary Shop Assistant
A Charmless Scientist
A Dissatisfied Busker
An Angry Beekeeper
A Responsive Security Guard
A Panicked Lighthouse-keeper
A Foolish Drug Dealer
A Grieved Goatherd
An Intuitive Chef
An Indignant Customs Officer
A Tidy Pilot
A Childish Burglar
An Oppressed Lifeguard
A Disorderly Hypnotist
An Insulting Park Ranger
A Haughty Bank Robber
A Benevolent Blacksmith
A Calm Swimming Coach
A Courteous Photographer
A Moody Entrepreneur
A Closed off Printer
A Stable Drummer
A Weak Beautician
A Bland Choreographer
A High-minded Detective
A Heartbroken Cheesemaker
A Decisive Swordsmith
A Stupefied Coroner
A Hardy Garbage Collector
A Cheating Geologist
A Tearful Silversmith
An Insincere Captain
A Hurried Sailor
A Cruel Blacksmith
A Reactive Florist
A Solemn Author
A Frightened Electrician
A Tormented Dogcatcher
A Soft Manager
A Courageous Private Detective
A Fickle Matador
An Embarrassed Criminal
A Fatigued Terrorist
A Vivacious Clockmaker
A Brittle Bodyguard
An Impudent Soldier
An Alert Doctor
A Hostile Diver
A Handsome Beggar
A Delicate Garbage Collector
A Crass Chauffeur
A Contradictory Plumber
A Ready Ninja
A Neat Cartoonist
A Leisurely Wizard
A Glad Geologist
A Sore Real Estate Agent
A Calm Entrepreneur
A Surprised Broker
A Mellow Singer
An Aggressive Merchant
A Patriotic Guru
A Bright Blacksmith
A Soft Lumberjack
An Expedient Archer
A Grim Taxidermist
A Meticulous Photographer
A Selfless Pilot
A Paranoid Soldier
A Superficial Gate-keeper
A Cheating Sleuth
An Indulgent Swimmer
A Regimental Mobster
A Cerebral Make-up Artist
A Liberal Translator
An Honorable Paramedic
An Inferior Navigator
A Surprising Waiter
An Unappreciative Oracle
A Clean Assassin
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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