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A Hardworking Mason
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A Paralyzed Manager
A Wronged Botanist
An Escapist Police Officer
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A Rational Lifeguard
A Sore Journalist
A Weak Undertaker
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A Focused Firefighter
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A Creative Interrogator
A Contradictory Hypnotist
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A Handsome Chauffeur
A Driven Scout
A Short Florist
A Forgiving Director
An Angry Criminal
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A Sloppy Butcher
A Courteous Hunter
A Delighted Bank Robber
An Artful Shaman
A Devoted Exterminator
A Romantic Interrogator
A Pained Waiter
An Imaginative Cheesemaker
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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