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A Presumptuous Director
A Narcissistic Archer
A Steady Assassin
A Progressive Burglar
A Repentant Spin Doctor
An Odd Gravedigger
A Sporting Evangelist
A Puritanical Stonecutter
A Quirky Model
A Handsome Exotic Dancer
A Self-effacing Drug Dealer
A Perplexed Detective
A Circumspect Brewer
A Willful Doctor
A Presumptuous Swordsmith
A Surprised Police Officer
A Useless Paleontologist
A Stiff Mathematician
An Invulnerable Sniper
A Scared Shepherd
A Skinny Farmer
A Hungry Fortune-teller
An Unpatriotic Pickpocket
A Dirty Choreographer
A Serious Thief
A Criminal Optometrist
A Rowdy Ninja
A Restless Zookeeper
An Apathetic Cheesemaker
A Religious Plumber
A Busy Magistrate
An Overjoyed Wizard
An Earthy Cab Driver
A Surprised Dictator
A Dogmatic Psychiatrist
A Fun-loving Peddlar
An Elated Air Traffic Controller
A Clever Deputy
A Responsive Bartender
An Unbelieving Barber
An Ashamed Radiologist
A Weak-willed Locksmith
A Positive Student
A Fixed Marshal
A Preoccupied Clerk
A Sexy Interior Designer
A Helpless Priest
A Weak Chauffeur
A Loving Reporter
A Groovy Cosmonaut
A Difficult Interpreter
A Discreet Spy
A Wonderful Rabbi
A Sad Plumber
A Dignified Goldsmith
A Moralistic Cobbler
An Offensive Yodeler
A Reassured Captain
A Possessive Busker
A Responsive Cartoonist
A Merry Air Traffic Controller
An Overjoyed Librarian
A Colorful Assassin
An Unpredicatable Sleuth
An Old-fashioned Singer
A Captivating Chimney-sweep
A Charismatic Dogcatcher
A Cross Record Producer
A Disconcerting Graphic Artist
An Unlucky Illustrator
A Bold Surgeon
A Cooperative Animal Trainer
An Ambitious Model
An Elegant Spy
A Coarse Beautician
A Joyous Torturer
A Delicate Doctor
A Reactionary Bodyguard
An Amused Exterminator
A Willing Diver
A Mistaken Shipwright
A Devious Fisher
An Incensed Police Officer
A Noncommittal Receptionist
A Fatalistic Jockey
A Wealthy Coach
A Provoked Knight
An Indignant Bricklayer
A Small-thinking Chef
A Hurt Factory Worker
An Intrigued Surgeon
A Content Construction Worker
An Irrational Herald
An Ambitious Professor
A Despairing Waiter
An Obsessive Pirate
A Superficial Violinist
An Unambitious Firefighter
A Brittle Miner
A Dominating Yodeler
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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