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An Astigmatic Artist
A Callous Deputy
An Inoffensive Writer
An Indignant Guru
A Timid Bank Robber
An Irreligious Pianist
A Neat Taxi-driver
A Moralistic Waiter
A Dignified Technician
A Perceptive Magician
A Vivacious Candlemaker
A Joyous Mobster
A Meticulous Sailor
A Gleeful Drummer
A Discreet Governor
An Extraordinary Weaver
A Subtle Priest
A Conservative Blacksmith
A Provoked Pirate
An Enraged Chef
An Honest Lawyer
A Lovely Soldier
A Disloyal Judge
A Bold Terrorist
An Insightful Botanist
A Sorrowful Mortician
A Mournful Astronaut
A Shallow Servant
A Pleased Sound Technician
A Cerebral Waiter
A Sordid Gondolier
A Creative Explorer
A Perceptive Dentist
An Abrupt Paramedic
A Selfless Bodyguard
An Encouraged Poet
A Soft Chief of Police
An Unstable Physicist
An Argumentative Salesperson
A Playful Air Traffic Controller
A Cross Linguist
An Impudent Pawnbroker
A Petty Watchmaker
An Intent Radiologist
An Artful Terrorist
An Opinionated Model
A Humble Interpreter
A Perplexed Broker
An Unprincipled Dancer
A Neglectful Clown
A Gleeful Bank Robber
A Self-indulgent Candlemaker
An Athletic Chicken Sexer
A Tidy Programmer
A Charismatic Dictator
A Dramatic Chef
A Hurried Mercenary
A Pedantic Magistrate
A Decisive Journalist
A Busy Construction Worker
An Annoyed Diplomat
A Weird Missionary
An Oppressed Bishop
A Grim Butcher
An Honorable Cook
A Profound Spy
An Unhealthy Clown
An Incapable Paramedic
An Overimaginative Fortune-teller
A Barbaric Referee
A Distrustful Student
A Pleased Radiologist
An Excited Beekeeper
A Disloyal Exterminator
A Gallant Writer
A Ready Poet
An Unhappy Comedian
An Upright Private Detective
An Idiosyncratic Model
A Devoted Astronaut
A Discontented Judge
A Shallow Salesperson
A Tasteless Navigator
A Pretentious Spelunker
A Ticklish Candlemaker
A Vulnerable Paleontologist
A Cross Athlete
A Self-critical Zookeeper
A Courageous Construction Worker
An Individualistic Chief of Police
A Puritanical Goatherd
A Discourteous Beggar
A Lovable Chauffeur
An Odd Painter
A Circumspect Busker
A Cooperative Navigator
A Predictable Sniper
A Mannerless Archer
A Devious Psychiatrist
A Doubtful Wizard
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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