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An Insensitive Construction Worker
An Objective Fortune-teller
A Paralyzed Soldier
An Uncertain Psychiatrist
A Superficial Spy
A Powerless Bartender
A Disrespectful Exotic Dancer
A Self-reliant Shop Assistant
A Devoted Paleontologist
A Rustic Sheriff
An Offended Cosmonaut
A Rejected Executioner
An Unlucky Pirate
An Earnest Yak Herder
A Methodical Lawyer
A Modern Gate-keeper
A Lucky Graphic Artist
An Offensive Teacher
An Independent Drummer
An Observant Deputy
A Gullible Researcher
An Extraordinary Assassin
A Discouraging Executioner
An Egocentric Watchmaker
An Agonized Garbage Collector
A Resourceful Fishmonger
A Sensitive Author
A High-handed Cobbler
A Logical Cartoonist
A Glad Poet
An Unpredicatable Doctor
An Ashamed Scout
A Terrible Swimming Coach
A Disruptive Beekeeper
A Fawning Referee
An Outrageous Conductor
A Fiery Detective
A Genuine Police Officer
A Quiet Astronaut
A Well-meaning Hotelier
A Money-minded Chauffeur
An Impractical Ornithologist
A Dedicated Stunt Double
A Prudent Athlete
A Pessimistic Guitarist
An Old Wizard
A Depressed Librarian
A Lying Real Estate Agent
A Whimsical Fashion Designer
An Opinionated Hairdresser
An Obvious Butcher
A Meticulous Reporter
A Bitter Sniper
A Paternalistic Mason
A Principled Plumber
A Concerned Veterinarian
An Intense Matador
A Dishonest Webmaster
A Positive Ninja
An Attractive Pilot
A Repentant Chief of Police
A Despairing Hypnotist
An Ecstatic Printer
An Unhappy Welder
A Lovely Juggler
An Authoritarian Truck Driver
A Complex Court Jester
A Careless Shaman
A Rational Sound Technician
A Physical Drug Dealer
An Aimless Clown
A Creative Chauffeur
A Meticulous Guard
A Free and Easy Model
A Sad Reporter
A Wealthy Entrepreneur
A Self-critical Lumberjack
A Dissonant Carpenter
A Driven Bodyguard
A Vacuous Editor
A Prim Architect
A Sorrowful Beautician
A Genuine Fashion Designer
A Boisterous Jeweler
A Possessive Linguist
A Freewheeling Hypnotist
A Coarse Tailor
A Perfectionist Greengrocer
A Stiff DJ
A Chummy Busker
A Forgiving Actor
A Passionate Musician
A Foolish Drug Dealer
A Purposeful Magician
An Inspired Philanthropist
An Alarmed Drummer
A Flamboyant Farmer
A Casual Detective
A Surprised Firefighter
A Discouraged Courier
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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