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A Completely Normal Candlemaker
An Understanding Cameraman
A Studious Guide
A Sanctimonious Cheesemaker
An Insulting Chicken Sexer
A Young Nanny
A Devious Goldsmith
A Willful Herbalist
A Nihilistic Optometrist
A Misguided Ninja
A Complex Waiter
A Genuine Cobbler
A Handsome Bartender
A Beautiful Pickpocket
An Irritable Sage
A Groovy Diver
A Freewheeling Veterinarian
A Young Chauffeur
A Faithless Fortune-teller
A Sadistic Pharmacist
An Inferior Astronaut
A Sober Terrorist
An Observant Magician
A High-spirited Pilot
An Enthusiastic Teacher
A Forgiving Carver
An Obsessive Real Estate Agent
An Indulgent Oracle
A Confident Swineherd
A Prudent Captain
A Shaky Printer
A Cantakerous Composer
A Handsome Psychiatrist
An Irresponsible Librarian
A Dissonant Game Show Host
A Morbid Plumber
A Receptive Rat Catcher
A Fuming Swimmer
A Logical Social Worker
An Uneasy Goldsmith
A Humorous Screenwriter
An Injured Chemist
A Pathetic Scout
An Irreverent Pickpocket
An Extraordinary Dietician
A Thrilled Wizard
A Tasteful Coach
An Egocentric Fashion Designer
A Hidebound Tax Collector
A Sadistic Model
An Earthy Spy
An Unlovable Hunter
A Meddlesome Illustrator
A Contemplative Bureaucrat
A Trusting Juggler
A Haughty Coroner
A Neat Police Officer
An Old-fashioned Butcher
An Extreme Psychiatrist
A Witty Chemist
An Unrestrained Welder
A Whimsical Air Traffic Controller
A Mistaken Meteorologist
An Educated Director
An Unimaginative Nanny
A Stoic Chicken Sexer
A Frustrated Explorer
A Young Surgeon
A Devious Magician
A Vindictive Drummer
A Preoccupied Photographer
A Thrilled Antique Dealer
An Envious Chimney-sweep
A Courageous Priest
A Desperate Private Detective
A Power-hungry Dentist
A Resourceful Publisher
A Mature Police Officer
A Miserly Dogcatcher
A Snoopy Yak Herder
A High-handed Courier
A Conservative Dietician
A Loyal Actor
A Tasteless Barber
A Discouraged Security Guard
A Discontented Cosmonaut
A Terrified Student
A Vulnerable Plumber
A Benevolent Sculptor
A Sanctimonious Rabbi
A Protective Drummer
A Scared Farmer
A Closed off Ditch Digger
An Independent Torturer
An Uncaring Dentist
A Ticklish Chef
A Busy Welder
An Earnest Editor
A Steadfast Butcher
An Extreme Gladiator
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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