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A Mealymouthed Ventriloquist
A Colorful Mobster
A Mournful Chief of Police
A Moralistic Scout
A Dull Bandit
A Lucky Bank Robber
A Complaining Printer
An Orderly Professor
An Expedient Dogcatcher
A Plodding Drug Dealer
An Uncaring Dentist
A Scornful Botanist
A Tormented Rabbi
A Tall Dictator
A Paternalistic Private Detective
A Reassured Graphic Artist
A Cautious Mercenary
A Religious Assassin
A Liberated Coroner
A Strict Shipwright
A Stylish Swordsmith
A Private Firefighter
A Strong Mason
A Dedicated Scout
A Bright Interrogator
A Disinterested Detective
A Trusting Pickpocket
A Nosy Miner
A Tenacious Entertainer
A Grieved Webmaster
A Lucky Burglar
A Funny Police Officer
A Charming Zookeeper
A Perceptive Chauffeur
A Stiff Bodyguard
An Inhibited Fortune-teller
A Lonely Fashion Designer
A Worked Up Scientist
A Nonchalant Detective
A Sordid Make-up Artist
A Spontaneous Merchant
An Offhand Ninja
A Timid Bricklayer
An Old-fashioned Hotelier
An Alert Pirate
A Resentful Manicurist
A Dramatic Waiter
A Deceitful Hairdresser
An Inhibited Bodyguard
A Steadfast Gladiator
A Submissive Captain
An Embarrassed Priest
A Depressed Security Guard
A Mannered Miner
A Certain Shipwright
An Argumentative Guitarist
A Calm Banker
A Single-minded Principal
An Upset Dentist
A Freethinking Brewer
A Cantakerous Sleuth
An Articulate Magistrate
A Jubilant Burglar
An Unhappy Cook
A Malicious Scout
A Trembling Shaman
A Decisive Farmer
A Perceptive Sheriff
An Ordinary Surgeon
A Narcissistic Criminal
A Reflective Wizard
A Heroic Fashion Designer
A Crazy Chimney-sweep
An Impersonal Clown
An Amazed Beekeeper
A Busy Teacher
A Depressed Deputy
A Cheerful Guru
A Lousy Sleuth
A Dynamic Pastor
A Receptive Cartoonist
An Expedient Nurse
A Resentful Veterinarian
An Important Goldsmith
A Sexy Drug Dealer
An Angry Librarian
A Short Soldier
An Impractical Plumber
A Cold Clerk
A Cross Entertainer
An Original Sailor
A Generous Florist
A Barbaric Yodeler
A Stylish Tax Collector
A Cheerful Chauffeur
A Blissful Judge
An Innovative Diplomat
A Vulnerable Antique Dealer
A Greedy Assassin
A Dull Watchmaker
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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