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A Weird Bricklayer
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A Relaxed Cook
A Practical Dogcatcher
A Flexible Comedian
A Modern Pilot
A Bold Spin Doctor
An Easily Discouraged Dressmaker
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An Escapist Navigator
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A Tenacious Magician
A Bland Actor
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A Guilty Priest
A Secretive Composer
A Bright Dentist
A Mannered Ambassador
A Discouraging Pharmacist
A Mannerless Butler
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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