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Random What I Think You Think (x 50)
You're disappointed in me.
You think you're more attractive than me.
You want me to see how much you've changed.
You want me to see you differently.
You think I should get out more.
You are in love with me.
You think I'm replaceable.
You think I'm your competition.
You think I'm worth fighting for.
You think I'm holding back on purpose.
You think I'm jealous.
You think I'm not really listening.
You think I'm faking it.
You think I'm secretly on your side.
You blame me for what happened.
You think I'm pretending to be brave.
You want to protect me from the truth.
You think I'm out of your league.
You think I've been planning this for a long time.
You think I've always had it easy.
You think I need to be saved.
You think I'm too honest for my own good.
You think I could never survive without you.
You're trying to impress me.
You think I'm obsessed with you.
You think I'm the best thing that ever happened to you.
You think I don't see what you're doing.
You envy my success.
You think I'll understand one day.
You see me as a burden.
You think I'm the one who started all this.
You wish I'd just disappear.
You think we're the same.
You think I'm the only one who gets it.
You think I want what you have.
You think I know your secret.
You think I've been spying on you.
You think I'll say yes to anything you suggest.
You think I'm only doing this for attention.
You think I'm broken.
You think I'll do anything to protect you.
You don't respect my opinion.
You think I'm incapable of love.
You think I'm a joke.
You think I don't feel anything.
You don't respect my profession.
You think I'm pretending not to notice.
You think I'm a bad influence.
You think I'm your shadow.
You think I'd betray you if it suited me.

Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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