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Random What I Think You Think (x 50)
You're intimidated by me.
You don't respect my profession.
You think I'm ungrateful.
You think I'm your competition.
You wanted me to see you fail.
You think I'm just here for appearances.
You think I could do great things.
You don't respect my opinion.
You think I'm faking it.
You think I've never failed.
You think I'm pretending to care.
You think I've been spying on you.
You think I'm the smartest person in the room.
You think I'm playing dumb.
You think I'm too soft to be dangerous.
You think I'm safer than I actually am.
You think I'm wasting my potential.
You think I'm already one step ahead.
You think I'm in over my head.
You think I'd betray you if it suited me.
You think I'll crack under pressure.
You think I owe you my success.
You're only pretending to like me.
You think I'll give in if you push hard enough.
You think I'll never measure up.
You trust me more than you should.
You think I'm not ready for this.
You're proud of me.
You think I'm broken.
You're waiting for the right moment to hurt me.
You think I'm too honest for my own good.
You're trying to impress me.
You think I'm pretending not to notice.
You think I'll do the right thing in the end.
You think I'm already planning to leave.
You think I'm going to leave first.
You believe I'm your last chance.
You think I want what you want.
You think you've already won.
You think I'm too dangerous to keep around.
You believe in me more than anyone else.
You think I'm too emotional.
You want me to need you.
You're keeping a secret from me.
You think I owe you.
You think I want to destroy everything.
You think I still need your approval.
You think I'll forgive you eventually.
You think I'll break if you push me.
You think I'll ruin everything.

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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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